S  p  a  c  e  d   o  u  t .
S & M Gym ...  We'll WHIP you into shape...
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
S E N S U R R O U N D ! !
S E X          is a real attention grabber.
S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! -Russsian Christmas
S S S S <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
S T  R  E   T    C    H     E     D       O     U      T
S is for "Sir, I object, I am NOT a merry man!!"
S is for STORY!
S met ing's hap ening t  my k ybo rd . .
S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings!
S&M + Necrophelia = Tie + Die
S&M + Necrophelia = Tie and Die.
S&M means never having to say you are sorry
S&M's candies: they taste HORRIBLE!  But I like 'em!
S&M. It's much better to give than receive!
S&W LadySmith, The Ultimate in Feminine Protection...
S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks
S'cuse me.......'ave you got a light? :-Q
S'good thing women prefer the simple things in life.
S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
S*W*I*P*E Taglines? Of course! A few, a page, an entire Conference ...
S-s-s-s-s-H brain dead people alert!
S. Nicks - living proof fingernails on a chalkboard can win a Grammy.
S...T...A...N...D (new word) B...A...C...K...STAND BACK? [CRASH]
S.E.X>....Socaly acceptable forplay
S.L.A.V.E. = Sexually Livid And Very Erotic
S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!"
S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to be pregnant.
S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents.
S.O.S. ...An Army acronym for "chips on a disk".
S.R.A.C. Centre de Quebec - R.A.S.C. Quebec Centre
S.W.A.L.K - Sealed With A Loving Keyboard!
S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
S/M..A postal term meaning Slow Mail
SA-ITS 903  CONSOLE 81 FREE. 14:56:43
SA: Store Anywhere
SAAB            Same As A Buick
SAAB            Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB            Such An Arrogant Bastard!
SAAB            Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAVIK:  He's (Kirk) so human!  SPOCK:  Nobody's perfect.
SAAVIK:  We're (in) over our heads.
SAD: Search And Destroy
SADD: Students Against Drug Deprivation.
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
SAFE SEX? When her husband's out of town......
SAFESEX.ZIP is a TROJAN!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAI: Skip All Instructions
SAIL HACKERS do it with [control]
SAIL HACKERS follow the procedure
SAIL HACKERS have high service levels
SAIL HACKERS have high service levels.
SAIL hackers do it with [Control].
SAIL hackers follow the procedure.
SAIL hackers have high service levels.
SAILORS are best on the sheets.
SAILORS do it ad nauseam
SAILORS do it after cruising the seven seas
SAILORS get blown off shore
SAILORS get blown off shore.
SAILORS like to be blown
SAILORS like to be blown.   
SAINT(n): a dead sinner, revised and editted.
SAINT, A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAINT, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited. AB, DD
SAINT:  [n] A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAK: Snooze At Keyboard
SALARY.COM system interrupted. Get a job.
SALE! - $64,362.69 of NEW computer equipment... NOW $37.95!
SALES PEOPLE have a way with their tongues.
SALESPEOPLE have a way with their tongues
SALESPEOPLE have a way with their tongues.
SALESPEOPLE push harder.
SALESPEOPLE use high-pressure techniques.
SAM requires a human host. --Malcolm Austin.
SAMMY DAVIS JR. - Eye be tapped out!
SAMUEL CLEMENS -  -30-
SAMUEL COLT - Western Piece
SANITY is not part of current Fidonet membership requirements ....
SANITY.SYS corrupt.  MIND lost.
SANITY.SYS corrupt. MIND lost.
SANTA - An anagram for SATAN?
SANTA CLAUS does it at the North Pole.
SANTA CLAUS does it down the chimney.
SANTA CLAUS does it in your stockings.
SANTA CLAUS does it once a year.
SANTA CLAUS does it with elves.
SANTA CLAUSE: Killed in Vietnam
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups.
SARGE: Child killer? It's you or her...just do it!
SARTRE: (Statement has no purpose)
SAS:  Sex and Satisfaction     (Scandanavian Air Service)
SAS: Show Appendix Scar
SAS: Sit And Spin
SASS  Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
SASS: Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
SASS: Sysops Against Superb Signatures
SASS: Sysops Against Superb Signatures.
SAST = Sysops Against Stupid Taglines
SASU - Sysops against Stupid Users
SATANIC (n): Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC (say tan' ik) n.  Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like
SATANIC = Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like!
SATANIC NURSES:  Health care from Hell.
SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell.
SATANIC:  (n) Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC: Anything a fundy doesn't understand.
SATANIC; n:  Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANISM:  Sneppah tihs.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED       [Manufacturer's (upon cashing your check)]
SATTINGER'S LAW - It works better if you plug it in.
SATURDAY THE 14TH activates Saturday 14th
SATURN          Sexy Alternative To Ugly Regurgative Nipponese.
SAUCE, n.  The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment.
SAVE : Impossible on my salary.
SAVE THE NOCTURNALS!
SAVE THE SKEETS
SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out of Congress!
SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out of Goverment!
SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out of Government!
SAVE...SAVE...SAVESome day I may get to cooking all these recipes!
SAX PLAYERS are horny
SAX PLAYERS are horny.
SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones
SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones.
SB>Anybody got any "Ace Ventura" tags?  Or for that matter any Jim
SBB: Store in Bit Bucket
SBD: Silent But Deadly.
SBE: Swap Bits Erratically
SBF: Skip on Bitbucket Full
SC0 UNiX was made by a SADiST!
SC: Scramble Channels
SC: Shred Cards
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
SCA medieval re-creation and recreation.
SCA...A dream for some, a KNIGHTmare for others...
SCABBARD(n): non-union poet
SCAN 9.17 V106: Found WINDOWS [Win]  Remove it? [Y/n]
SCAN V2.00 The Cal Webster Virus was found.  Delete? (Y/y)
SCAN-V WARNING: CLINTON.COM FAILS INTEGRITY CHECK
SCAN: Windows found! Press any key to erase.
SCAN: Windows found. Automatically purging virus!!
SCARLETT O'HARA - Fiddle De Dead
SCAdians know all the knight moves.
SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
SCCA: Short Circuit on Correct Answer
SCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  *THUMP!!*
SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!  - Ken Thompson
SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!  -- Ken Thompson
SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!" - Ken Thompson
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson
SCD: Shuffle and Cut Dec
SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED
SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
SCEU: Simulate Correct Execution, Usually
SCH: Slit Cards Horizontal
SCHEDULED: Hoped for
SCHOOL-AGE - Old enough to know better.
SCHROEDINGER - There may or may not be a cat in here with me.
SCHUBERT didn't finish it.
SCI: Shred Cards Immediate
SCIENCE: What and how. RELIGION: Who and why.  Different roles.
SCIENTISTS discovered it
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.  
SCIENTISTS do it experimentally
SCIENTISTS do it with plenty of research
SCM: Set for Crash Mode
SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode
SCORE! Monkeys: one.  Humans: zero.
SCORE:   Monkeys: 1    Humans: 0
SCORE: Monkeys: 1 Humans: 0
SCORES  Musicians do it aurally.
SCORES  Musicians do it in time.
SCOTSMEN do it with amazing grace
SCOTSMEN just do it.
SCOTT:  Do you not know a jail break when you see one?
SCOTT:  He's (Kirk) in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?
SCOTT:  He's (Spock) dead already!
SCP: SCatter Printer
SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!- Oscar the Grouch
SCREECH TWWWPPPTT! ACK! ACK! HUUMM:  386 going Turbo.
SCREW YOU! <--- The official new motto of the Democratic Party
SCREW YOU! <----- The official motto of the "Democratic" Party
SCROLL...the electronicless tobacco of choice on the Net.
SCROTUM..A small planet near Uranus
SCRRC: SCRamble Register Contents
SCS: Spurious Cold Start
SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
SCSI drive, Shaken, Not Stirred.
SCSI people, SCSI places
SCSI users, unite!  Beware the March of IDEs!
SCST: Switch Channel to Star Trek
SCTR: Stick Card To Reader
SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper
SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper.
SCUBA diving:  so many bodies of water, so little money!
SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions
SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
SCUD: (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCULLEY:  The angel Lucifer's corporate cousin and Pepsi drinker.
SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off
SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off.
SCULPTORS do it with clay.
SCV, and humbly proud of it.
SD            Stardate
SD: Scramble Directory
SD: Self Destruct
SD: Slip Disk
SDC: Spool Disk to Console
SDD: Scratch Disk and Die
SDD: Seek and Destroy Data
SDD: Spin Disk Dry
SDDB: Snap Disk Drive Belt
SDE: Solve Differential Equations
SDF Main Gun Card,10 red mana.Tap to Bury enemy Zentraedi Fleet Card.
SDI: Self Destruct Immediate
SDJ: Send all Data to Japan
SDL: Shift Disk Left
SDLI: Shift Disk Left Immedite
SDM: Search and Destroy Memory
SDP : Sexually Diverse Person
SDP: Search and Destroy Pointer
SDR: Shift Disk Right
SDR: Slam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made]
SDRAWKCAB is backwards spelled backwards.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
SDRI: Shift Disk Right Immediate
SDS: Sort of Do Something
SEASON TICKETS: OPRAH MAVEN(l)
SEAT BELT: Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
SEATTLEites don"t tan ... they rust !
SEB: Stop Eating and Burp
SECOND FIDDLES do it vilely
SECOND amendment, but maybe the FIRST domino.....
SECRETARIAT - I've fallen and I can't Giddyup
SECRETARIES do it 9 to 5.   
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SECULAR HUMANISM: The only state approved religion.
SEE ,I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
SEFEB: Siddig El Fadil Estrogen Brigade.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows..
SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes
SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes.
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move.
SEISMOLOGY CENTER GROUNDBREAKING TODAY <Frank & Ernest>
SEIZURE:   Roman governor
SELECT any_woman FROM yearbook WHERE hitched = 'false'
SELECT brunette FROM phone_book WHERE status = 'single'
SELF-ESTEEM, n.  An erroneous appraisement.
SELF-EVIDENT, adj.  Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
SELFISH(n):devoid of consideration4selfishness of others
SELFISH, adj.  Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
SEMANTICISTS do it with meaning
SEMANTICS: Does it have anything to do with "reproduction"?
SEMEN..Another word for sailors
SEMI-VIRGIN A girl who tried it once and didn't like it.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  How To Go Shopping With A Women Without Getting Lost.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  How To Stay Awake After Sex.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  Real Men Ask For Directions.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  You: The Weaker Sex.
SEMINAR FOR WOMEN:  How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Combating stupidity
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  How NOT to act younger than your children
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  How to Stay Awake After Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Male bonding - Leaving your friends at HOME
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Overcoming selective deafness
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  We do NOT want sleazy lingerie for Christmas.
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  You - The Weaker Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  You Too Can Do Housework
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Communicating is not saying  Oh, nothing.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to stay awake during sex.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it.
SENATORS do it on the floor
SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!
SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!!
SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP!
SEND MONEY, I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!
SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept.
SENILE PSYCHIC: deja vu and amnesia at the same time!
SENILE.COM found - Out of memory!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .   
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .    
SENILE.COM found . once again . hi folks . I just want to say hello ...
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
SENILE.COM loaded...BEEP.. . . . Out Of Memory . . .
SENILE: Having a mind like a steel sieve.
SENNA (n) A bad piece of music Hurts ears.
SENNA (n) A seasoned rookie. See "silly".
SEOB: Set Every Other Bit
SEP - Someone Elses Problem
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!: Rush Limbaugh and Joseph Goebbels
SEPERATED AT BIRTH?: Rush Limbaugh and the Pilsbury Doughboy?
SEPTIC:Sexual Enjoyment Program To Include Carefulness.
SERGEANTS do it privately
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SERVO'S CAREER HITS SKIDS!  CRIX NIX BOT'S PIX!
SERVO-CROWATION BOY - Joel's super hero
SESUR: Sing Elvis Songs Until he Returns
SET BUGS OFF ; DO WHAT I WANT ; QUIT
SET COLDBEER.CAN=C:\FRIDGE
SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
SET DOPE MODE=OFF
SET OZONE=CLOSE, do enviromental variables work?
SET OZONE=CLOSE, do environmental variables work?
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEWINDOWTHATCRASHEDOKAY?
SET RESTART_OBJECTS=DO_NOT_RESTART_THE_ONE_THAT_CRASHED
SET THEORISTS do it in groups.
SET THEORISTS do it with cardinals
SET TWIT=SYSOP  @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER
SETEC Astronomy <=> Too Many Secrets  (Sneakers)
SETUP:  Windoze's bellybutton, a retractable outie.
SEX <check one>  Male [ ]  Female [ ]  All the time [ ].
SEX (Check One) MALE___  FEMALE___  All the Time___
SEX APPEAL:50% of what you have & 50% of what people THINK you have.
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
SEX LINES?  oh.. you mean SIX LINES, why didn't ya say so
SEX ON TV HAS TO GO! <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> I keep falling off!
SEX ON TV? I swore you said sects, sorry.
SEX can be addictive... be careful Wayne!
SEX is DIRTY, but only when it is done RIGHT!
SEX is a misdemeanor, da more I miss, da meaner I get.
SEX is only DIRTY if done PROPERLY with SHOES ON!
SEX! Now that I have your attention!
SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!
SEX! SEX! SEX!....Now that I have your attention...
SEX!!! (now that I've got your attention!)
SEX, the breakfast of champions !
SEX: Set EXecution register
SEX: Sign EXtend
SEX: The most successful late night production.
SEX:(M)ale, (F)emale, (A)ll the time, (H)uh?
SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous
SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped..
SEdit 1.1a #1012 X Awesome Combo! X
SF            Starfleet, Science Fiction
SF International Airport? I sheet-rocked that place-Frank
SF Security: "Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die."
SF is that which we point at when we say,"Whut the hell IS that?"
SF resembles quick-sand. Once you get stuck, there's no way out...
SF za telepate:'Ma znas na sta mislim'.
SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> LM> RW> DL> CS> Stop quoting this!
SF-Quick/BW - The QWK & Blue Wave Offline Mail Door for Spitfire!
SF-fubs collection Agency: We go where you've gone before!!!
SF=Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction, Serious Fantasy
SFA           Star Fleet Academy
SFA: Seek Financial Assistance
SFAME : Still the Best Full Screen Message Editor for Spitfire.
SFB           Star Fleet Battles
SFB: F&E: "second line?" ".. uh yah... got this B10 ..right here"
SFB: Make him play your game. Don't play his. - Deth O'Kay
SFB: Never fight a battle you do not have to win - Ardak Kumerian
SFB: Prime Directive ? ...this is a GAME buddy....
SFB: Reserve power is the heart and soul of SFB - Steven Petrick
SFB: Speed is Life.
SFB: When in doubt Overload. When in trouble Retrograde - Cadet Kaufman
SFBC            Science Fiction Book Club
SFC           Star Fleet Command
SFH: Set Flags to Half-mast
SFLA                  Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFP: Send For Pizza
SFR: Send For Reinforcements
SFT: Stall For Time
SFTT: Strip Form Tractor Teeth
SFU           Star Fleet Universe
SFX           Special Effects
SG: Show Garbage
SGD: Spin and Granulate Disks
SGP: Shit or Get off the Pot
SGT Schultz of Borg - "I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!"
SGT. SPIKE & LEATHER WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SH-wait; It gets better. --Robin Williams
SHAB: SHift A Bit
SHABM: SHift A Bit More
SHAKE WELL.
SHAKES the CLOWN 2 with Janet Reno as Shakes & Chuck Schumer as Clown.
SHAKESPEARE - To be or not to be is no longer the question
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question.
SHAMAN: Truth in labeling at last!
SHAMROCK: Cubic zirconia.
SHAMROCK: Synthetic gemstone.
SHAREWARE PROGRAMMERS let you try it for free.
SHAREWARE, def. 2:  Software containing rules for kindergarten.
SHAREWARE:  What we do with our files anyway.
SHAREWARE_SUPPORT!!
SHARON TATE -- Arrividerci, Roman
SHARP       as a bowling ball
SHATNER: ON THE WING! IT WAS HORRIBLE! IT WAS...A CRITIC!
SHATNER: WILL I EVER BE A GOOD ACTOR?  DEVIL MACHINE: NO.
SHB: Stop and Hang Bus
SHCD: SHuffle Card Deck
SHEBA SQUEALS!!!                             {Just checking, Shebers...}
SHEEP do it when led astray
SHEEP(n):interactive tampon for an elephant
SHEESH!   But I was only trying to help!
SHELL:  A way to get to DOS when you really shouldn't be there.
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Elementary
SHEZ is this a four letter word??
SHHH! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: I'm hunting FOREBEARS! E.Fudd.
SHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm huntin' Forebears!
SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS!
SHIELD.SYS not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)urrender?
SHIFT COLORS - SHIFT COLORS!  USS Thanatos is now underway
SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN: Device for stopping pucks.
SHIRLEY McLAINE - I'll Be Right Back
SHIT: Stop Here If Thursday
SHL! SHR! POP AX! PUSH AX! DB! DB! DB!
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average.
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average....
SHON: Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op]
SHOOT HIM NOW!  SHOOT HIM NOW! -- Daffy Duck
SHOOT ME NOW! SHOOT ME NOW! <BLAM!> You're ditthpicable!
SHOOT THE PUCK!!!
SHOOT THE TUBES, DOGMEAT!
SHOOT THEM!!! - Gul Dukat
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND NEUTERED.
SHORTCOMING - What can still get you pregnant.
SHOTGUN WEDDING  .. A case of "wife" or "death"!
SHOTGUN WEDDING ... the case of 'wife' or 'death'.
SHOW-OFF---A child who is more talented than yours.
SHP: Solve Halting Problem
SHR: SHift Random
SHRC: SHRed Card
SHREWD: Devious
SHRT: SHRed Tape
SHUBERT didn't finish it
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
SHUT UP asswipe! you probably score! heh! and you're a DORK!-Beavis
SHUT UP you WHALE EATING MORON!
SHUT UP, PICARD!!! - Q
SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!!
SHUTDOWN: (See EFB)
SICILIAN MOB activates after December 31st 1991
SID: Switch to Infinite Density
SIGN AT NUDIST COLONY - "Clothed for the winter months"
SIGNALERS do it with frequency till it Hertz.
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute
SILICON:  A Foolish prisoner
SILICON: n. Absurd felon.
SILLY RABBIT: TRIXIE R. FORKIDS(l)
SILLY SEASON....Motor racings own soap opera!
SIMBA! DOWN SIMBA!!!! Sheesh.... I lose more mailmen that way....
SIMMS:  (n) Silicon implants for computers.
SIMMS:  Silicon implants for computers.
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH: FULL OF BALONEY AND HARD TO SWALLOW.
SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
SIMULATION HACKERS do it with models
SIN OF OMISSION:   Any sin that you forgot to commit.
SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit.
SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin you forgot to commit.
SINEAD O'CONNOR - Rip once, rip twice, spend eternity on ice
SINGERS do it with microphones
SINGLE : Sexy Individual Not Getting Laid Enough
SIP: Store Indefinite Precision
SIR LANCELOT - Silent Knight
SIR to you toilet water guzzling little mama's boys -Crow
SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy. - Wakko
SITCOM: Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage
SITD            Still in the dark
SIXTY-NINER..A fottball player from the US
SJV: Scramble Jump Vectors
SKATERS do it on ice
SKEET SHOOTERS do it 25 times in 9 different positions
SKELETONS do it with a bone
SKEPTICS doubt it can be done.
SKEW - Interface between consenting computers
SKID: Die Bannanen Waltzen
SKIER'S MOTTO: "Forget my KNEES! Do something about this gravity!"
SKIERS do it spread eagled
SKIERS do it with poles
SKIERS go down fast
SKIERS go down fast.
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
SKILLS %JH3 TAGFILE
SKIPLIST: Earplugs for your eyes.
SKUNKS do it instinctively
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SKYDIVERS are good to the last drop.
SKYDIVERS do it at great heights
SKYDIVERS do it in the air
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially {k}
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially.
SKYDIVERS go down faster
SKYDIVERS go down faster.
SKYDIVERS go in harder
SKYDIVERS go in harder {l}
SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute
SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute.
SKYWAY - Surfaced Kinetic Yoke Warping Across Yonder
SL>Here's some more original from my sick little mind...
SL-=>Does anyone have nay taglines that joke on Star Trek.
SL-=>ex.) Worf, fire at will, hey where'd Riker go?
SLAM! said the door, as I saw Barney on the doorstep.
SLAP! *  Wake up, you're dreaming agin!
SLAP! Wake up, you're dreaming again!
SLAVES are masters at it.
SLAVES do it for the maters
SLAVES do it for the matters.
SLAYER RULZ! Thank you for your time.
SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
SLEEP(n): petit morte (small death)
SLEEP---What only fathers and bedwetters do soundly.
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
SLEEP: Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm.
SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
SLEEP: that fleeting moment just before the alarm.
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!!
SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP!
SLEEP? I'm a programmer!
SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant.
SLEEPING(n): temporarily comatose
SLEGDE-O-MATIC:  For life's more difficult problems.
SLICK:"I'm a shape changer, not a politician... let me rephrase that"
SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE.
SLIDING ZIPPER The last thing a girl hears as a virgin.
SLIP = Stop Living In Peace (Sobriety loses its priority).
SLIP and PPP put *your* computer directly ON the Internet
SLIP: (S)obriety (L)oses (I)ts (P)riority
SLJO...Stinking Little Jobs Officer.
SLMR = (S)ingle (L)ine (M)irth (R)egulator :)
SLMR V1.19: Steal entire message - ALT X
SLOB(n):{PC}: organizationally-challenged.
SLOBODNO - Cuo se glas iz celije
SLOGAM FOR PENTIUM: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 0.998 The Errata Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 1.9517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.14141414 Well, it's ALMOST a circle.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.998245917 Division Considered Harmful.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 4.9021 We Fixed It, Really.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 6.9831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 7.9414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: Optimized for OS/1.997683
SLOTGREED - habit of checking every coin return one passes for change.
SLOW(adv):nudist climbing over a barb-wire fence.
SLP: Sharpen Light Pen
SLUT: A woman who likes sex but not with You.
SLUT: A woman who loves sex, but not with you.
SLUT: Someone who gets more sex than you.
SLUT: Will do it with anyone.   BITCH: Will do it with anyone but you
SM DOS:  File not found, Mistress- Beat me? <Y/Y>
SM DOS:  LASH.COM not found.  Load CAT09.EXE instead?  <Y/N>
SM DOS:  YOURWISHISMY.COM not found.  Load BOOT.LCK instead?  <Y/N>
SM: Sear Memory
SM< RO< RC< SF< GP< WD< KF< JP< MM< BG< JH< MF< stop quoting this.
SMACK activates any Friday
SMACK! SMACK!  Oh dear, it appears that reality is on the blink again
SMALL BOAT SAILORS do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS do it graphically.
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods.
SMART Drive: What D.C. drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV - Did you think I wanted a dumb one?
SMARTDRV: What Arizona drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV: What Tennessee drivers are incapable of.
SMASH FORHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE
SMC: Scramble Memory Contents
SMD: Spontaneous Memory Dump
SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
SMILE(n):lighting system of face&heating system of heart
SMILE...It makes people wonder what you are up to!
SMILE; it's the 2nd best thing I can do with your mouth
SMILE; it's the 2nd best thing you can do with your mouth
SMOKE?  Not me!  I just get hot under the collar.
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
SMOP                  Small Matter Of Programming
SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE     [When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound]
SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result
SMS: Shred Mylar Surface
SMYRNA= Stupid Macho Yahoo Red Necks Association
SNAFU                 Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAFU Raffle: she took a chance on a sofa, and won a baby carriage.
SNAFU-Situation normal, all f---ed up
SNAFU:  Situation Normal: All F****d Up
SNAFU: System Needs A Fuck-Up
SNAFU; Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAKES do it in the grass
SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP MURDERED - Cereal Killer still at large!
SNARF: System Normalize And Reset Flags
SNIPERS do it with a single shot.
SNM: Show No Mercy
SNO: Send Nukes on Overflow
SNOBS do it better than you.
SNORER: Invariably, the one who falls asleep first.
SNORK         Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
SNOW: Best four-letter word in the dictionary.
SO                    Significant Other
SO HARD A CAT COULDN'T SCRATCH IT!!!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
SO and cat missing.  Reward for cat.
SO! Hell's right THERE - Crow on red light in grave
SO! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest.
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with lava
SOAWP: SOlve All the World'd Problems
SOB!  You cracked my Dingus Egg!
SOB. Is that Sweet Old Buzzard?
SOB:  Sitting on Branch; FOB:  Falling off Branch
SOB: Shit On Byte
SOB: Stew On Brew
SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
SOCCER PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
SOCCER PLAYERS have better ball control.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.   
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with class
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with standard deviations
SOCIOLOGY MAJORS do it with a conscience.
SOCRATES: "I drank WHAT?!"
SOD: Scribble On Disk
SOD: Surrender Or Die
SODOMY..A special type of fast growing grass
SOFT SOAP OFTEN HAS A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF LYE IN IT. -- SALADA TEA
SOFTWARE - What hackers wear under their hardware
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it over and over until they get it right
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it with system
SOFTWARE RELIABILITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer.
SOFTWARE RELIABLITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer
SOFTWARE STORE - Frederick's of Hollywood
SOFTWARE TESTERS do it over and over again
SOFTWARE:  Pablum for our little babies.
SOGOTP        Sh*t or get off the pot
SOI: Screw O'coin Intentional [personal one]
SOL             Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)
SOL           S**t Out of Luck
SOL: Shift On Low
SOL: Shit Out of Luck
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS can't do it where the sun don't shine.
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it all day
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it with flare.
SOLDIERS IN PEACE ARE LIKE CHIMNEYS IN SUMMER.
SOLDIERS do it in a uniform fashion.
SOLDIERS do it on command.
SOLDIERS do it standing erect
SOLDIERS do it with a machine gun
SOLDIERS do it with shoot
SOLDIERS do shoot it.
SOLDIERS parade it.
SOLICITOR:  female lawyer without her briefs.
SOLITAIRE:  Most used Windoze application, and the least useful.
SOLITAIRE:  Most used Windoze application..
SOLUTION:  Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
SOMALIA after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking
SOMEBODY HELP ME! My Keyboard Died!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!!
SOMEBODY WANTS TO KILL ME!!! No, wait, it's for All....
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Can I have that cable back?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "God, I remember that machine"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Have you seen my new magnet?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "I told you so"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Oh, it's only 256k is it?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "RTFM"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Shall I put the coffee here?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "What happens if I press this?"
SOMEbody stop me! - S. Ipkiss
SON! Quit that, you'll go blind.  Dad, I am over here...
SONAR MEN do it aurally.
SONARMEN do it aurally
SONG.TUN not in memory... but if you hum I few bars...
SOP             Standing Operational Procedures
SOP           Standing Operational Proceedures
SOP-Standing Operational Procedures
SOP: Stop and Order Pizza
SOPRANOS do it in unison
SORRY, I'M DRAIN BAMAGED!!!
SOS, in this situation means..."She's Outta-Sight!".
SOS:  Army talk for Chipped Beef on toast.
SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
SOSing in a vast ocean of bits, bytes and data sharks.
SOT: Sit On a Tack
SOVIET HARDLINE LEADERS do it with tanks
SOW                   Speaking Of Which
SOW; Speaking of which
SOciaL LIfE? Of CoURSe! YoU'rE In THe Perfect PLACe, wROng ConfereNce.
SP: Scatter Print
SPA: Sliding Point Arithmetic
SPACE is a thing computer users never can have enough!
SPAM (n): Acronym for Snake, 'Possum, and Mole.
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
SPAM = Satan's Power as Meat
SPAM LOVERS COME OUT OF YOUR CLOSETS!
SPAM SLIME IS AN APHRODISIAC
SPAM SPAM SPAM EGGS SPAM SPAM AND SPAM.
SPAM doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
SPAM radio - for HAM operators only.
SPAM(S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM(n): Acronym for Snake 'Possum and Mole.
SPAM(n):Snake Possum And Mole
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, EGGS, SPAM, SPAM AND SPAM.....
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, eggs, and SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, the magical meal.  The more you gag, the better you feel...
SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,BEANS,and SPAM!!!
SPAM...(S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM...[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM...food of the gods!
SPAM:  [S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM: (S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM: (meat)  Squirrels, Possum And Mice
SPAM: Scientifically-Produced Animal Matter
SPAM: Shit Parading As Meat
SPAM: Silly Putty And Mud
SPAM: Slime Posing As Meat -Jay Leno
SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, And Mice.
SPAM: Subsentient Protoplasm Approximating Meatloaf
SPAM: Swine Parts Atomically Mixed
SPAM: The triumph of technology over taste.
SPAM: stuff phrom a mine
SPAM: swine parts all mashed
SPAM? How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo? <G>
SPAM[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPANISH APRIL FOOLS activates Dec 28th
SPARE TIME - What women with no children have.
SPARROWS do it for a lark
SPARROWS do it for a lark {m}
SPARROWS do it for a lark.
SPAT: Show Passwords on All Terminals
SPB: Simulate Peanut Butter
SPD: SPin Disk
SPDS: Scramble PDS
SPEAKERS do it with pointers
SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
SPECIAL OFFER:  FREE SEX with any legal marriage to me.
SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut.
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it until it hertz
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it with frequency and intensity
SPEECH COMMUNICATION MAJORS give good oral.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.   
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS do it orally.
SPEED READ does everything but think up new recipes!
SPEED READ does everything but think up new taglines!
SPEED kills. NOT Shivans. <ac>
SPEED now in 37 states, 14 countries & 5 continents.
SPEEDOMETER: Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper
SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper.
SPELL CASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands.
SPELL CHECKER: a game played by magicians.
SPELLCASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands
SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places
SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places.
SPELUNKERS do it underground
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
SPIES do it under cover
SPIFFY is as SPIFFY does.  -- |\/|ohammed Salami
SPITE:  It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But not by much.
SPOCK HELP,  I've Beamed Down and I can't get up.
SPOCK's Brain, Elvis' body - think about it.
SPOCK, I though you were dead! I rebooted.
SPOCK:  Jim, life is not "a dream".
SPOCK:  Mr. Sulu, you may indulge yourself.
SPOCK:  Please get a grip on yourself, Doctor.
SPOCK:  Really Dr. McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions.
SPOCK:  Tell her (mother), "I feel fine"
SPOCK: Jim, life is not a dream.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.   
SPOTS IN THE DESERT by Squatt & Leavit
SPOTS ON THE BATHROOM WALL by Hu Flung Do
SPOTS ON THE WALL by HOO FLUNG DUNG
SPOTS ON THE WALL by the great Chinese author
SPOUSE ABUSE: Making your husband look at nude centerfolds of Femmi's!
SPREAD EAGLE..A nearly extinct species of bird
SPRINTERS do it after years of conditioning
SPRINTERS do it in less than 10 seconds
SPS: Set Panel Switches
SPSW: Scramble Program Status Word
SPUDRUBBLE - Unclaimed french fries at the bottom of a fast food bag.
SQL - Sex Query Language
SQL PROGRAMMERS do it with relatives (Relational dabasess).
SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE.
SQUATCHO - The button at the top of a baseball cap.
SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: When the cats take over your sandbox.
SQUISH SQUASH, I was taking a wash ... on about a Saturday night.
SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
SQWERTY:  Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SR-71 Blackbird - When you're loaded for purple dinosaur.
SRBO: Set Random Bits to Ones
SRBZ: Set Random Bits to Zeroes
SRC: Select Random Channel
SRC: Select Reader and Chew cards
SRCC: Select Reader and Chew Cards
SRD: Switch to Random Density
SRDR: Shift Right Double Ridiculous
SRO: Sort with Random Ordering
SROS: Store in Read-Only Storage
SRR: Shift Registers Random
SRSD: Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRSD: Seek Record and Scratch Disk
SRTC: Stop Real-Time Clock
SRU: Signoff Random User
SRZ: Subtract and Reset to Zero
SSAN: Stop, and See if Anyone Notices
SSB: Scramble Status Byte
SSD: Scramble Segment Directory
SSD: Scratch System Disk
SSD: Stacker Select Disk
SSD: Stop and Scratch Disk [3815]
SSJ: Select Stacker and Jam
SSJP: Select Stacker and JumP
SSM: Solve by Supernatural Means
SSM: Stacker Select Memory
SSN: Set Serial Number
SSP: Seek SPindle
SSP: Smoke and SPark
SSSEEEEEEXXXX IIIIIINNNNN  SSSSPPPPAAAACCCEEEEEEE!!!!!
SSSHHHHHH! don't tell anyone..... i occasionally see martin vincent here
SST: Seek and Stretch Tape
SSU: Screw the System Users
SSW: Scramble Status Word
ST            Star Trek
ST LOUIS, Missouri...... Are you out there?
ST MATTHEW did it passionately
ST MATTHEW did it passionately.
ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!!
ST>Do you have anymore of those TV Truth taglines?  I found em
ST>pretty amusing.
ST-TNG A Space Odyssey: "My God - it's full of Yars!"
ST-TNG..... The Omnitrek Echo!
ST: DSN... Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST: Scratch Tape
ST: Set and Test
ST: Wagon Train in Space.  DS9:  Motel 6 in Space.
ST:DS9.. Coming soon to a space station near you.
ST:DS9: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
ST:DSN - Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST:DSN.....Star Trek:Don't Stop Now!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where Orville Bullitt has gone before!
ST:TNG - We don't need no stinkin' Spock plugs.
ST:TNG Word Processor  --  Worf for Windows 2.0
ST:TNG Word Processor * Worf for Windows 2.0
ST:TNG, Commercializing the final frontier, before we even get there!
ST:TOS: The First Coming of Star Trek!
ST:Voyager junkies.. Next on Geraldo.
STA: STore Anywhere
STACK OVERFLOW: Possible result of a blouse cut too low.
STACK UNDERFLOW: Better shut her down, Scotty. She's suckin' mud again.
STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes
STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes.
STAGE HANDS do it in the dark
STAGE HANDS do it in the dark.
STAGE HANDS do it on cue
STAGE HANDS do it on the fly.
STAGNATION(n): a country without women.
STAMP COLLECTORS do it in sets.
STAMP OUT DOPE! IMPEACH CLINTON & GORE!
STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets!
STAND for the Truth or you'll FALL for ANYTHING!!!
STAND-UP COMICS do it standing up.
STAR ATLAS: Cleverly recycled painters' drip sheets.
STAR GENERATIONS: THE NEXT NINE DEEP SPACE TREKS!
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
STAR TREK XXIVVXXIMCCLXVDDDLETMEOUTTAMYCONTRACT
STAR TREK XXV: Grumpy Old Men
STAR TREKKIN' across the universe...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...FORCE yourself to stay away!...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Fleeing into the woods...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Harvest is when we need you the most...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indiana Who?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Just assume kiss a Wookiee...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...L. Neil Smith wuz here...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Letting the Wookiee win...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Locking S-Foils in attack position...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Luminous beings are we...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Massing near Sullust...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never tell us the odds!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Only you could be so bold...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Outrunning the big Corellian ships...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Pray we don't alter it any further...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Prequels 1998, 2000, 2002
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars/Disney Con `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Thanking the Maker...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...That name no longer has any meaning to us.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The fools who follow...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The swingingest joint since Jedi!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Using the Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We are not a commitee!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...being held by you is enough to get us excited
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...digging up old fossils...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...disturbing the Force...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...dolittle@frappy.brewich.com
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...floating away with the rest of the garbage...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...no greater FORCE in the Galaxy!...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...now lets blow this thing and go home!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...recognizing our foul stench...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we're beginning to agree with you...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where DoLittle does!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Shoe Ships are discussed...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where everyone's scruffy lookin'...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where it helps to get out and push...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where our hands are dirty...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARSmore than just four-letter words.
STAR-BILLIES IV:  Return of the Jed...
STAR-BILLIES IV: Return of the Jed . . .
STARFIGHTERS, a BOLD airforce epic - Dr. Forrester
STARK RAVING SOBER
START: Cancel preceding jobs in queue
STATESMAN (stayts' mun) n. A dead politician.
STATESMAN: n. A dead politician.  We need more statesman.
STATISTICIANS do it continuously but discretely
STATISTICIANS do it when it counts
STATISTICIANS do it with 95% confidence
STATISTICIANS do it with large numbers
STATISTICIANS do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
STATISTICIANS do it with standard deviations.
STATISTICIANS do it with two-tail T tests
STATISTICIANS do it; after all, it's only normal
STATISTICIANS probably do it
STATISTICS(n): regular numbers looking for an argument.
STATUE OF LIBERTY - Rustin' Piece
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in."
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
STC: Slow To a Crawl
STD's -- the gift that keeps giving.  
STD: Stop, Take Drugs
STEAM ENGINES pull trains.
STEEEEMPY!  You fat bloated EEEEDIOT!
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male * DS9 Ad
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male!
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
STEPHEN SONDHEIM - Somewhere
STEREOPHONIC Rectaltronic COMING SOON
STEVEN HAWKING - A brief epitaph of mine
STEVEN SPENDER - Spent
STEWARDESSES do it in the air
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.   
STI...Star Treknology Initiative.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that don't work.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work
STICK:  A boomerang that doesn't work.
STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work.
STICK: A boomerang that won't return.
STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home.   Go On!
STINKY-FACE & WEASEL WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
STM: STretch Magtape
STM: Skip on Third Monday
STO: Strangle Tape Operator
STOLEN: Rowing Skull. Last seen on Nile River, rowed by rabbit.
STOMACH CRAMPS by Henrietta Greenapple.
STONESKIN means never having to say-- CLERIC!
STOP !!!  Look At The Screen Before You Press ENTER.....Too Late.
STOP EDITING, or you will go blind, channel 9!
STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now!
STOP SCRATCHING THERE!! It's NOT polite, this *IS* a public echo!
STOP THE INSANITY! Boycott PPV sports.
STOP THE INSANITY: Boycott PPV sports!
STOP THE VIOLINS! There's too much sax and violins these days!
STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
STOP that! Put my friend Orville DOWN!
STOP!   Originally a norweigian word that means HALT!
STOP!  Originally a Norweigian word that means HALT!
STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
STOP!!  Come any closer and the programmer gets it!!
STOP!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911.
STOP!!!  Don't pick up the pho   NO CARRIER
STOP!!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911!
STOP: Get the message?
STOP: No Op
STORK1: on an Obstetrician's Mercedes.
STP is the racer's edge. -Andy Granatelli
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
STPR: SToP Rain
STRAG (n):  nonhitchhiker
STRAGGLERS do it in the rear
STRATEGY: Low cunning
STRESS N.: Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
STRETCH MARKS - Pregnancy service stripes.
STRIKE: STRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc.
STRING space corrupt?  But I always use TAPE!
STROM: STore in Read-Only Memory
STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS  DO it OD
STTHB: Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
STTNG Party Prank #23: Trilithium Resin Balloons
STTNG is fair, but I prefer Science Fiction.
STU           Star Trek Universe
STUDENTS are graded for their performance.
STUDENTS do it as exercises
STUDENTS do it as exercises.
STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan
STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan.
STUDENTS do it with their students
STUDENTS do it with their students.
STUDENTS use their heads
STUDENTS use their heads.
STUDENTS use their heads.   
STUPENDOUS MAN TO THE RESCUE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP!  Park elsewhere!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE
STUPIDITY is NOT a Handicap... Park ELSEWHERE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...ask a Liberal
STUPIDITY:  Idleness of the mind.
STUPIDITY: (n) (e.g. - Joycelyn Elders' off-the-cuff remarks)
STV exorcism: I said, "Non-canon demons, be gone!" and Sybok vanished.
SUB MARINERS do it deeper.
SUB MARINERS use their torpedoes.
SUBJECT:  Good News!
SUBJECT:  Sex talk via Telnet
SUBJECT:  Subscription address for Satanic Digest
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T (drink coke) WORK ON ME!
SUBLIMINALsend moneyTAGLINE.
SUBMARINERS do it deeper
SUBMARINERS use their torpedoes
SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM!!
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE.......
SUCCESS comes before WORK only in the DICTIONARY...
SUCCESS, n.  The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
SUFFER FROM KLEPTOMANIA? Take something for it!
SUIQ: Subtract User's IQ
SULU:  So much for the little training cruise.
SUME: SUprise ME
SUMMER(n):when the furnace finally starts working.
SUNDAY activates any Sunday
SUNDAY(n):day occurring every 7th day after Super Bowl
SUNDAY-2 activates any Sunday
SUNWOMAN .. Defender of truth, justice and the Echo moderator.
SUOGOTE; Shut up, or get off the echo.
SUP: Shred User Printout
SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
SUPER BONAPARTE - Tom's super hero
SUPER DANA ANDREWS & VELVET WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SUPER FANNY BRICE - Crow's super hero
SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!! - Homer
SUPER HARRY CONNICK - Crow's super hero
SUPER KIM CATTRAL - Tom's super hero
SUPER MANNEQUIN - Crow's super hero
SUPER PORTER WAGONER - Joel's super hero
SUPER RAE DAWN CHONG - Crow's super hero
SUPERCOMPUTER - What it sounded like before you bought it.
SUPERCOMPUTER USERS do it in parallel
SUPERCOMPUTER:  What it was before you brought it home
SUPERCOMPUTER: What it was before you bought it.
SUPERMAN - What am I Dong in a Krypt tonight?
SUPEROXYMORON:  "Government worker."
SUPEROXYMORON: "Government worker."
SUPEROXYMORON: Government worker.
SUPERcomputerBOWL...Power PC = 10  ;  Pentium = 9.99999998
SUPPLEMENTARY STATISTICAL INFORMATION: Padding
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GYNOTERRORIST!
SUR: Screw Up Royally
SURF NAKED.  Sharks hate to peel their food!
SURFERS do it in the tube.
SURFERS do it in waves
SURFERS do it standing up
SURFERS do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
SURFERS(n):cheese on a Ritz cracker, to sharks!
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING - BBSing may cause blindness.
SURGEON:        A fish.
SURGEONS are smooth operators
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.   
SURGEONS do it incisively
SURIV 1.01 activates Apr 1st
SURIV 2.01 activatea Apr 1st
SURIV 3.0 activates Friday the 13th
SURIV 4.02 activates Apr 1st
SURPLUS:  Something you have no need for, like a mother-in-law.
SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!"
SUS: Stop Until Spring
SUS: Subtract Until Senseless
SUSAN HAYWARD - I Want To Live
SUSHI: Dead fish. CAVIAR: Unborn offsprings of dead fish.
SUSHI: What is known to the rest of the world as 'bait'.
SUSHI: the Japanese word for 'bait'.
SUSHIDO   the way of the tuna
SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox
SVGA - Still Vague in the Graphics Area
SVGA ...Squirrelly Vision Gone Amok
SVGA: the gift that keeps on .GIF'ing
SW Echo: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess.
SWAG = Scientific wild ass guess
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss (postage stamp tagline)
SWASHBUCKLERS do it with three feet of steel
SWAT: SWAp Terminals
SWEAT(n):motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking
SWEDISH PERFUMERIES: OLE FACTORY(l)
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS! - Bunny
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  No SYSOPs.
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  No SYSOPs.
SWF, blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative gentlemen.  No sysops.
SWIMMERS do it in the water
SWIMMERS do it under water
SWIMMERS do it with a breast stroke
SWIMMERS do it with better strokes
SWINGING HACKERS move swapped
SWINGING HACKERS move swapped.
SWM ex-con, flatulant, seeks SWF 12-16, to trim body hair...
SWMBO                 She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWN: SWap Nibbles
SWOS: Store in Write-Only Storage
SWS: Sort to Wrong Slots
SWT: Select Wrong Terminal
SWTPEA: on a green Porsche 911.
SWU: Select Wrong Unit
SWWPNN        Something We WIll Probably Never Know
SWZN: Skip Whether Zero or Not
SX = Sexually eXtinct, also known as neutered, ergo an SX.
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
SYMBOLIC NAME : How about idiot.
SYNONYM(n):a word meaning the same as the 1 U CAN'T spell
SYNONYM:  A word used when you can't spell the other.
SYNONYM: A word used when you can't spell the other.
SYNTAX ERROR IN UNDEFINED LINE.
SYNTAX!? Why not? They tax everything else.
SYNTAX?  Why not - They tax everything else!
SYNTAX?  Why not--they tax everything else!
SYNTAX?  Why not?  They tax everything else!
SYNTAX? Why not - everything else is taxed!
SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everthing else!
SYOTMP!  <See You On The Middle Path, of course!>
SYS0000: Unable to locate file-CLINTON_PLAN.USA, economy halted.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
SYS1526: Reality failure. Press {ENTER} to continuum.
SYS825--Moderator not found. Insert FORBIDDEN TOPICS <Y/n>?
SYS8699 Out of Taglines. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to generate one.
SYSOP                 System Operator
SYSOP %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOP ('sih sop) n.: the guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP - sis op : The person laughing as you type.
SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SYSOP ALERT -- Beware of geeks bearing GIFS!
SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS.  @#%^#& NO CARRIER
SYSOP IS A BLOO....................&. NO CARRIER
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: hacker's diety; omnipotent.
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSOP \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SYSOP's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SYSOP-System Operator
SYSOP:  Provider of viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP:  The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP:  The person in whose life you put your hands in.
SYSOP:  The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: Hacker's diety; Omnipotent.
SYSOP: Slowly... Your System Operator Pecks
SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
SYSOP: Snotty Yuppie Sitting On Potty...
SYSOP: Some Young Slick Opressed Person   :)
SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People!
SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP: The person laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
SYSOP: The person that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: overly-generous masochistic computer geek.
SYSOP: the guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: the guy who's laughing at your typing!
SYSOP; System Operator
SYSOPS %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOPS do it with their computers
SYSOPTRIX...Female Sysop
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SYSTEM CONFUSED: Strike any user when ready..
SYSTEM DOWN AT 5:30PM FOR SYSTEM CRASH
SYSTEM ERROR   Press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!!
SYSTEM ERROR 1303 : POWER NOT ON
SYSTEM ERROR 1303: POWER NOT ON
SYSTEM ERROR!  Strike any user to continue.....
SYSTEM ERROR.  Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue
SYSTEM ERROR:  Unable to locate COFFEE.COM -- OFFICER.SYS Halted!
SYSTEM ERROR:  Unable to locate error message....
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue....
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue. (Made you look!)
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue..
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM FROZEN! Logoff all users. Create new chat group.
SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready
SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready.
SYSTEM HACKERS get it up quicker
SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer
SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEM HACKERS know where to poke
SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand
SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand.
SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue
SYSTEM HALTED. Press all keys at once to continue.
SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils
SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils.
SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer
SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEMS go down on their hackers
SYSTEMS go down on their hackers.
SYSTEMS have black boxes
SYT             Sweet Young Thing
SZD: Switch to Zero Density
Sa koliko da te pocastim?
Sa vinom se divno hladis...S vinom se divno zabavis
Saavik on humor: It's illogical. [*] Kirk: We learn by doing.
Saavik: You lied! [*] Spock: I exaggerated.
Sable, a lemming proper, in its stupidity, falling to base.
Sabotage the Borg, give 'em Windows95.
Sacekaj da zora svane, sacekaj da kisa stane, sacekaj.
Sack of monkeys in my pocket my sisters ready to go -Joel
Sacramento Kings win NBA Title! New book explores dreaming.
Sacre, where did my computer go? Damn aliens...
Sacred Chalice of Riix: An old clay pot with mold growing in it.
Sacred Cows make great hamburgers!
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers. - Robert Reisner
Sacred cows make heavenly bar-b-que.
Sacred cows make the best burgers!
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.  -- Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially truth.
Sacuvajte ovaj Tag, moze vam doneti kolor TV.
Sad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
Sad eyes, crooked crosses --U2
Sad eyes, crooked crosses ... In God's Country
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true..
Sad malo ONA !!!
Sad mi tvoje oci tako mnogo znace i kao kroz maglu redjaju se slike,
Sad sam te uhvatio! Krades tagove, jel' !?
Sad times R these when passing ruffians can nee at will to old ladies
Sad what the mind can do, isn't it?
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know - Tom on Crow
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know, isn't it? - Tom
Sad workers are depressANTs.
Sad-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Sad: seeing a liberal spending their own money.
Sada je tacno 12:23:23, kako imam tacan sat.
Sada krivim sudbinu, sto ja volim zenu zelenu
Sadaam Hussein eats pork.with his left hand.
Saddam Hussain - What F**CKING Stealth Plane????
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
Saddam Hussein Condoms: For when you have a No Fly zone
Saddam Hussein ain't laughin'! - Mike
Saddam Hussein is the father of the mother of all cliches.
Saddam Hussein still has his job. Do you?
Saddam Hussein would walk a mile for a Camel...and he doesn't even smoke !
Saddam Husseins' Greatest SCUD Hits Vol.1
Saddam eats his Kurds
Saddam says "Don't worry little boy"
Saddam sucks......
Saddam: "They elected a Redhead for President? Pull out of Kuwait NOW!"
Saddle up, father! -- Alexander, to Worf
Saddlebags! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Sadism (n): the standard deviation of the mean
Sadism: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
Sadist....Those responsible for the creation of Windows.
Sadist: little old whine maker.
Sadistic Pet Tricks: Teach parrot to say "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty..."
Sadly, we still don't know what causes heterosexuality.
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Sado-masochist? Try Windows!
Sado-necro-beastiality  beating a dead horse.
Sado-necro-beastiality is beating a dead horse.
Sado-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
Sadonecrobeastiality: beating a dead horse.
Safe SEX used to mean: Put the car in "Park"
Safe Sax
Safe Sex  used to mean  Ask them for their name first.
Safe Sex  used to mean  Lock the office door first.
Safe Sex  used to mean  Park the car first.
Safe Sex , the next best thing to being there.
Safe Sex : Remembering to put the handbreak on.
Safe Sex is having a padded headboard on the water bed.
Safe Sex used to mean put the car in park first...
Safe Sex used to mean putting the car in park first!
Safe Sex used to mean she didn't care If U snored...
Safe Sex used to mean you held the only key to the handcuffs
Safe Sex: Cover your meat before you plow her seat !
Safe Sex: Cover your stump before you hump!
Safe Sex: Keep your tool out of the stool !
Safe Sex: Wrap your pecker before you deck her.
Safe Sex: a pillow propped firmly against the headboard
Safe hex means never having to say 'You downloaded WHAT?'
Safe sex - chastity before marriage, fidelity during it.
Safe sex is good sex!!
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Safe sex is wearing your .45 to bed.
Safe sex means never having to say  You've got WHAT?!?
Safe sex used to mean a cop wouldn't knock on the car window
Safe sex used to mean her sister didn't snitch to her boyfriend.
Safe sex used to mean making sure the car was in "Park."
Safe sex used to mean making sure the door was locked.
Safe sex used to mean putting your car in Park.
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in  Park .
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in "Park"
Safe sex used to mean you could get your car out of sight of the road.
Safe sex used to mean: Park the car first.
Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.
Safe sex:  Putting a blanket on the floor so ya don't get rug burn.
Safe sex: Putting a blanket on the floor so ya don't get rug burn.
Safe sex: Putting a blanket on the floor, so you don't get rug burn.
Safe sex: Putting a sheet on the floor so ya don't get rug burn.
Safe! - Yakko
Safe. Out of danger. SHARK!!! - Crow on rescuers in raft
Safer Sex  used to mean  Ask them for their name first.
Safer Sex  used to mean  Lock the office door first.
Safer Sex  used to mean  Park the car first.
Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Safety Tip #5: Don't punch bears.
Safety tip:  Never squat while wearing spurs.
Safety's just danger...out of place
Safety, schmafety! - Crow
Safty Tip #5: "Don't punch bears.
Safty Tip: "Don't throw porcupines at someone and say, `Think fast!'
Sagan of Borg: Billions and Billions of assimilations.
Sagan of Borg: Billions and Billions of assimlations
Sage advice: To cook well, learn all about spices.
Said the fly " Let us flee."  Said the flea "Let us fly."
Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea, "Let us fly."
Said you'd call! Said you'd write! I think you did it just for SPITE !
Saigon. Can't believe I'm still in Saigon - Mike
Sail naked.
Sail nude, and *uck the Marine Patrol! (gotcha; that was "duck")
Sail nude....and duck the Marine Patrol!
Sail nude...it's the NATURAL way to go.....
Sail on, Servo! I love a robot with panache! -- Dr. Forrester
Sail to Alpha Centauri? Why not?
Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sailing into destiny - Closer to the Heart -RUSH
Sailing is not a life and death issue -- It's much more important than that!
Sailing on a winedark open sea--Paul McCartney '93
Sailor Moon Says!
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
Sailor Moon is for wusses!! ..3$%#$%^!@$%&* NO CARRIER
Sailor Moon of Borg: On behalf of the Moon, I'll assimilate you!
Sailor: "Look, a dead seagull!"  Marine looks up: "Where?"
Sailor: Maryland's on-ramp to the information super highway!
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE <Y/n>?
Sailors DO IT ad nauseam.
Sailors DO IT after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors DO IT on (ahem) the waves!
Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors do it in the waves....
Sailors do it upon the waves.
Sailors do it with seaman.
Sailors do it with seamen.
Sailors get blown off shore.
Sailors like to be blown.
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.
Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time."
Saint (n.) A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint (n.) A dead sinner revisited and edited.
Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.
Saint(n): a dead sinner revisited & editted.
Saint, n.  A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited.
Sainthood In Government
Saippuakivikauppias (Finnish word for a dealer in lye).
Sajak of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
Sal Mineo for Viceroy - Crow lisps
Salacia, Sea Goddess with fish-teeming womb.
Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
Salad Barbarism: "Sire, the vandals demand croutons!"
Salad needs more butter, mother - Crow
Sale Illegal? Hell! I'll GIVE it away.. with this $5000 ball-point pen
Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
Sales resistance:  The triumph of mind over patter.
Sales taxes are regressive and punish the poor!
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
Salivabrating:  Kissing someone at midnight on New Year's Eve.
Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of licking them.
Saljivdzija - prducka po ceo dan, a nikad posteno da prdne.
Sally Jessy Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers.
Sally Struthers called.  Your diploma is in the mail.
Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!
Sally Struthers is the Anti-Christ!  She *must* be killed!
Sally discovered 0-100 wasn't the only thing Sonic did in 2
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Sally stole seven sysops' signatures!
Sally swaps C shells in the C core
Salmon C: The only compiler to implement upstream spawning.
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....
Salmonella:  The fowl's response to condoners of ovaphagy-C. Morton
Salt Lake City, UT: It is illegal for the girl to be on top!
Salt Lake City, Utah - It is illegal for the girl to be on top!
Salt makes the tongue water.
Salt water and computers don't mix well. I got soggy mail...
Salty Ron has pecan ice cream for us - Crow
Salutations Imperfect One! I Am The Master -Joel As Manos
Salvador Dali died for art's sins.
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola... It's the surreal thing!
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing."
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.
Salvador Dali: Surreal Killer!  Quaker Oats: Cereal Killer.
Salvation & Loan: A TV evangelist program.
Salvation - Don't leave Earth without it
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.
Salvation comes by way of the Jews!PRAISE YHVH!!!!!
Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.
Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.......
Salvation, Don't leave earth without it.
Salvation....Don't leave earth without it!
Sam Beckett - The ORIGINAL Space Cadet.
Sam Clemen's estranged kids:  Never the Twains shall meet!
Sam Clemen's estranged kids: Never the Twains shall meet!
Sam Houston Institute of Technology
Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed.
Sam M. Walton, Chairman & CEO, Wal-Mart Stores, was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Nunn, Senator (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Peckinpah's 'Six Degrees Of Seperation' - Tom
Sam is always leaping to conclusions.
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Sam of Borg I am. Prepare to assimilate Green Eggs and Ham.
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, drustvo bas veselo zar ne
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, staro smo drustvo mi zar ne
Sam u corsokaku, i priznajem poraz.
Sam! Are you scheming?! - Tom
Sam! I'm leaping!
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Cardassian is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Ferengi is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Klingon is......
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Romulan is......
Sam, Ziggy says there's 94.1% chance that this tagline will be adopted
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Andy Anderson is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Darwin Ritchie is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Gremlin is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Jim Jones is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Mark Swick is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Michael Mcvay is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Orville Bullitt is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Orville is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Taxi is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that you is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline was stolen.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 97% chance you'll be cancelled.
Sam: Too late for a game of Stratego?   Mulder: 22 years too late
Samantha, report to Transporter Room 3! (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)
Same .BAT channel, Same .BAT time
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Habs won the Cup!
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
Same audience, same technique, same lack of musical talent.
Same files, Same Messages, Different Board - Darkwood
Same lesbian channel, same lesbian time!
Same price, but the Holiday is definitely enjoyable.
Same seats so we don't have to shoot any more footage-Tom
Same set, different color, cheap flick...
Same thing we do every night.  Try to take over the world!--The Brain
Same to you and whatever you meant by that
Same to you and whatever you meant by that!
Samhain 2100: Alpha Centauri or bust!
Samhain: Oct 31 The God dies, only to be reborn again.
Samite Healer:  I-Don't-Think-So-Tim
Sammy Davis Jr. Junior - Crow
Sammy Davis Jr. Monkey - Crow on ape with eye patch
Sammy's been in the band longer than Roth was... people give it a break
Samo jedan dan zivota, jos jednu casu mi dajte sad
Samo kod nas! Tagovi u originalnim metalnim konzervama.
Samo kod prostitutki primanja ne zavise od polozaja!
Samo mrtav poreznik je dobar poreznik
Samo nek ne zuri;)))
Samo onaj ko se reklamira moze skupo da proda svoju kozu.
Samo reci da me volis, pa da skinemo i to sa dnevnog reda
Samo se budale ne boje...
Samo ti begaj, ne daj da te dusmani uhvate :)
Sample my FIST you community theater reject! - Frank
Sample tagline.  Not yet registered.
Samson suffered from fallen arches.
Samson used the jawbone of an ass. So does Rush.
Samsonest: A stach of folding chairs.
Samuel Morse in distress:   . . . - - - . . .
Samuel Morse invented Morse code.  Plato invented the Plate.  -Holly
Samuel Morse invented Morse code. Plato invented the Plate.
Samurai do it with more Body...
San Angelo, Texas.  200 Miles from ANYWHERE!
San Antonio: Henry Cisneros slept here, but not always at home.
San Antonio: Henry Cisneros slept here... Not always at home.
San Diego State University and Storm Door Company.
San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
San Francisco - where men are men... and women... and..
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Caen
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and never was.  -- Herb Caen
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
San Francisco, where nobody eats Rice-a-Roni.
Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Sand melts in pools of the sky, when darkness lays her crimson cloak.
Sandman: Exit light, enter night
Sandmantenance: Getting ready for bed.
Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture
Sandpit, FL: The Place to Retire to in 2023 ... by Tracy Lincoln
Sandro Mancini has been caught snaging recipes again.
Sandro Mancini has been caught stealing taglines again.
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Sandwich: a faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Sandwiches, anyone? - Gypsy
Sandy Fraaank!  Sandy Fraaank! Films are always poorly dubbed!
Sandy Frank presents our own personal hell - Crow
Sane?  Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Sane?  If I'm sane, why would I be here?
Sanford N. McDonnell, Chairman (McDonnell Douglas) was an Eagle Scout.
Sanitary belt - a drink from a clean glass.
Sanitized for your protection.
Sanity Clause? I don't need no Sanity Clause!
Sanity Hot Line: 1-800-AMI-NUTS.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
Sanity and insanity are only two letters appart.
Sanity is a relative measurement & I'm an orphan.
Sanity is for wimps.
Sanity is madness put to good use.
Sanity is no benefit in an insane society
Sanity is only a temporary condition!!
Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine!
Sanity is relative but not one of mine!
Sanity is such a wonderful thing...  I wish I had some...
Sanity is the admission of reality into one's mind.
Sanity is the admission of reality into the mind.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
Sanity is whatever people let you get away with.
Sanity not found.  Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (F)ail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (F)ail?
Sanity.com Corrupted: Loading imaginary.com instead!
Sankcije? Najzad svoji na svome.
Sans mariage, l'amour est un souffle au fromage.
Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
Santa Bites The Bishop?! - Tom
Santa Claus kidnapped My Baby, Insists Game Show Host.
Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
Santa Claus: The hardest working man in SNOW business!
Santa Claustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santa Cube - Yes Virginia, there is a Borg.
Santa Cube - Yes, there is a Borg.
Santa Maria, Andrea Dorea, Lusitania and Titanic, Tom said forbodingly.
Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Santa is Satan spelled sideways.
Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
Santa nada: Expecting a certain gift for Christmas & not receiving it.
Santa nada: Expecting a certain gift for Christmas and not receiving it.
Santa needs a raise because, New tax on flying sleighs.
Santa now gives lumps of enriched-uranium pellets to bad boys.
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Santa says, Don't jingle your bells too near the fireplace.
Santa scrambled is Satan.  Coincidence?  I think not!
Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
Santa vs Satan - by Ana Gram
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Santa's red nose is caused by roof top crashes.
Santa, how much for your list of naughty boys?
Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
Santa: How much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
SantaSatanBoth wear red and have the same letters in their names...
Santaclaustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santayana was right, damnit!
Sapientia, Siren of the Philosophers.
SaraDOS 1.0 : (S)cream loudly (G)randfather!!! (W)imper a lot
Sarah Brady in see-through cammies...fool-proof birth control!
Sarah Brady is as useless as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$.
Sarah Brady is to guns as Tipper Gore is to rock music.
Sarah Brady shoots Sporting Clays on the weekend
Sarah Brady! Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Sarah Brady's father had sex with a plant and raised a blooming idiot!
Sarah Brady...because sometimes Ipecac isn't enough.
Sarah Brady:  The woman of Hitler's dreams.
Sarah Connor? Agent Mulder, Agent Scully. We'd like to talk to you...
Sarah Jane Smith to write tell-all book: DOCTOR IN MY HOUSE.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm DEAD! --Fourth Doctor.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm DEAD!-- Fourth Doctor.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm dead! -- The Doctor
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm dead! --The Doctor.
Sarah MUST be an only child.  NOBODY's so horny to risk having two!
Sarah saw Abraham she alighted off her camel.
Sarah, get me Goober!
Sarama, Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama.
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
Sarcasm hasn't hit the Old West, yet - Frank
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think.
Sarcasm is a dying art, and one of my few talents......
Sarcasm is giving a sharp edge to a blunt truth.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour?  Like it's MEANT to be funny!
Sarcasm, annoying to some; but to others the ultimate art form.
Sarcasm:  barbed ire.
Sarcasm:  intellect on the offensive.
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
Sarcastic?  Me?!  Yeah, right!
Sarek, we're a part of each other. - Picard
Sarek: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.
Sarek: My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned.
Sartre of Borg:  Existence precedes assimilation.
Saskatchewan: Acres and acres of just acres!
Saskatchewan: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!
Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with
Sat under the ozone hole too long.
SatNet is a local net that uses a satelite disk to get
Satan (n): Moderator of Hell
Satan holds my future, watch it unfold
Satan is the best friend the church ever had. Anton Levey
Satan kissed my dog!
Satan our master in evil mayhem, guides us with every first step
Satan rushes men; God guides them...
Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs
Satan to Gabriel: I've fallen and I can't get up
Satan's cross points to Hell
Satan's morbid soldiers chant in lust
Satan's slaughter, ceremonial death, answer his every command!
Satan, bite the dust.
Satan, laughing, speads his wings...
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings...
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Satan, what a beautiful choice!
Satan:  The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and windows"
Satan: Moderator of the Magick Echo
Satan: Patriarch of The Church Of The Adversary (Mystic)
Satan: The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: The monster under the bed, for adults.
Satanic (say tan' ik) adj.  Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like.
Satanic laws prevail your life is through!
Satanic music played backwards: A hymn?
Satanism is Christianity for rebels with no imagination
Satanism is a Christian religion
Satanism: Let's go make more sh*t happen!
Satanists do it for the hell of it!
Satans Autobiography:  A hiss and tell book.
Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Satellite Communication - My job is over my head.
Satellite of Love is passing by! - Joel & Bots
Satine caloris tibi est?
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
Satirists DO IT tongue-in-cheek. So bend over babe.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Smile cheerfully Refunded
Satisfaction Guaranteed: We'll send you another copy if it fails.
Satisfaction guaranteed - but don't be hard to satisfy.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back.  -- sign on septic tank truck
Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12
Satisfy the easily offended, Ban Everything!
Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Saturday seems fake
Saturday, sow wild oats. Sunday, pray for crop failure
Satyriasis: see also "Bill Clinton"
Satyrs have more faun.
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. The odds will be even. - Spock
Saucer Chaser: We like your ideas Mulder, they're weirder than ours
Saucer Section separates - oooooooo....whole beer!
Saucer section separates whenever ship makes a left turn.
Saudi Apartments - Call Low-Rents-of Arabia.
Sauna (n.):  a nylon tent one hour after sunrise
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Sausage is like the law; once you know what went into it,
Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
Savage Grace? Wasn't she the daughter of Tarzan and Jane?
Save A Planet.  Collect All Nine.
Save America! Impeach President Clinton and her husband, Bill.
Save America: Hilary Clinton '96...........[*NOT* !!!]
Save An Animal - Hunt for Comets
Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets---
Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
Save California; when you leave, take someone with you.
Save Canada: When you leave, take someone with you.
Save Florida: Restrict Driver's Licenses to those under 100
Save Florida: Teach a Redneck how to drive!
Save Florida: Teach a Yankee how to drive!
Save Florida: When you leave, take someone with you.
Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum!
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
Save M&M's.... They taste better than whales!
Save Net wear and tear...Limit your Email !
Save Our Highways!  Teach a Yankee to drive!
Save Our Jobs - Carbonize Congress.
Save Soviet Jewry: Collect all 6 or trade with your friends.
Save Soviet Jews. Trade 'em with your friends!
Save The Ansi-Phreaks!  Collect & Trade 'em with friends!
Save The Whales  Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!!
Save The Whales - they make good leftovers!
Save The Whales -- Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!
Save The Whales -- Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!!
Save The Whales -- but Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!
Save The Whales -- but Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!!
Save The Whales! -- Redeem Them For Valuable Prizes!
Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda!
Save Water - shower with a friend.
Save Water - shower with a friend....Hi friend!
Save Water! Shower with a cat!
Save Water, Shower With A Friend
Save Water, Shower with Kei & Yuri!
Save a Cat today!--stop cars at "Cats-X-Ing"--jkb
Save a Minnesotan - Eat a mosquito.
Save a Planet. Collect all 9.
Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
Save a bird & help a dog...KICK A CAT!
Save a bird and help a dog...KICK A CAT!
Save a bird, help a dog, kick a cat!
Save a bird, help a dog... KICK A CAT!!
Save a bird: eat a pussy!
Save a birdhelp a dogkick a cat.
Save a child: prosecute a perpetrator.
Save a flag - Burn a protester!
Save a horse - Ride a cowboy!
Save a horse ... Ride a cowboy!
Save a lab animal -- donate a perp to science!
Save a lab rat - inject a PETA member instead.
Save a life.  Adopt a musicologist.
Save a life. Adopt a musicologist.
Save a star, turn off a light!
Save a tree - harvest a developer
Save a tree -- leave more E-mail.
Save a tree, eat a beaver tonite..
Save a tree-Eat a beaver!
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save a tree...Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
Save a tree...Wipe your butt with a spotted owl.
Save a whale, harpoon a fat person.
Save a whale. Harpoon Rush
Save a young life today.  Support PRO-LIFE causes.
Save all cute things in life.
Save burnt out lighttbulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Save changes before exit?  (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?
Save changes before exit?  (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!?
Save changes before exit? (Y), (N), (W)hat changes?!?
Save changes before exit? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!?
Save disk space by the bundle.  Delete WIN95!
Save energy! Install Microsoft Thermal Windows 4.0
Save energy, be apathetic.
Save energy:  Drive a smaller shell.
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save for a 'rainy day' - and you can be sure it will rain!
Save fuel.  Get cremated with a friend.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
Save gas.  Travel by modem.
Save gas... fart in a jar.
Save gas...Travel by modem.
Save gas:  Commute by modem
Save gas: Commute by modem
Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price
Save her Peaches! - Crow
Save his life so you can take it away?! - Trapper to Col. Flagg
Save it fo' anotha' day
Save it for another day
Save it for the Jack LaLane show! - Slappy
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers instead!
Save laboratory animals - use liberals instead!!!
Save laboratory animals. Use The Bruins instead.
Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
Save me your burned out light bulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Save me, I'm victim of a mortal life.
Save money buying shoes - they're only 85c at bowling alley
Save money! Save time! Save space! Use wsOMR!
Save more trees, eat more beavers.
Save my ship of freedom! I'm lashed helpless to the mast. -Rush
Save on taxes. Kill a burglar.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save our  planet, leave something of value behind.
Save our animals!!   Start using blondes for medical experiments!
Save our beaches. Harpoon a fat chick.
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save out planet for our descendants.
Save paper...... send it by e-mail.
Save paper......send it by modem
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save pennies<< Make your own bullets!
Save power - share a sonic shower with someone you love.
Save regularly in our bank.  You'll never reget it.
Save that muscoygan crap for the clamdiggers back home, Hawkeye
Save the ALES!
Save the American family: Nuke Hillary!
Save the Benden!  I'll be back before supper
Save the Berden! I'll be back before supper.
Save the Children....  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the Chocolate Moose!
Save the Earth! We may need it later.
Save the Earth, kill Rush Limbaugh.
Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here!
Save the Forrest Gump: YOU DESTROYED A TREE FOR THAT BOX!
Save the Hobby!  Boycott Kingpin Comics!
Save the LP!!!!!
Save the Planet, make a lawyer disappear.
Save the Planet.  We need the refundable deposit.
Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons!
Save the Plankton, eat a whale.
Save the Rainforest! Eat a vegetarian!
Save the Trees! Stop Reading QModem Dox!
Save the USA - IMPEACH BILLARY!
Save the USA IMPEACH BILLARY
Save the USA impeach congress
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
Save the Whales!  Collect the whole set!  Trade with your friends!
Save the Whales!...and trade them in for valuable prizes!
Save the Whales.  Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales. Collect the entire set!
Save the [ANY] key!
Save the books!  Burn the censors!
Save the children! Shoot a drug dealer!
Save the dying Adverb, QUICK!
Save the earth, some of my best friends live here.
Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN!
Save the environment: recycle this tagline.
Save the fire for later, pace yourself.
Save the giblets for the cat - Mike on guy w/body parts
Save the humans
Save the kids!  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the males! 
Save the message, and name it, tag1.txt or whatever.
Save the moon, the planet's had it.
Save the next generation - end abortion today!
Save the planet and redeem it for valuable coupons!
Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate
Save the planet;  kill Rush Limbaugh!  *
Save the plankton - eat a whale.
Save the plankton!  Kill the whales!
Save the rainforests - kill a logger.
Save the snails!
Save the trees, eat beaver.
Save the turtles - don't wax your car.
Save the turtles, don't wax your car.
Save the ugly animals too!
Save the universe--collect all four!
Save the wales!  Nuke Greenpeace instead!
Save the wales! Nuke Greenpeace instead!
Save the wales.  Don't let Di & Chuck split up.
Save the whales - Collect the whole set.
Save the whales -- collect the whole set !
Save the whales -- they make great leftovers!
Save the whales and trade 'em in for lawn furniture.
Save the whales collect the entire set.
Save the whales!  Collect the whole set!
Save the whales!  Collect the whole set. Trade'em with your friends.
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Save the whales! Feed them Greenies.
Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today.
Save the whales!!! Collect the whole set.
Save the whales, collect an entire set....
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law.
Save the whales.  Collect the whole set!
Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Save the whales...harpoon a rap group
Save the whales; collect the whole set!  Trade them with your friends
Save the world ... kill yourself.
Save the world from overpopulation - support the right to choose.
Save the world's forests and save the world..
Save this Tagline. It is the key to the universe.
Save this Tagline. It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this message ! You may need it !
Save this message and edit it and append it to to your taglines file.
Save this message!  You may need it!
Save this recipe.  It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this tagline.  It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this tagline. It may become valuable.
Save time: Boot up precrashed Windows!
Save trees - do everything online
Save trees, eat  beavers.
Save trees, eat beavers.
Save trees, legalize hemp for fiber farming...
Save trees...eat a beaver!
Save up all your hot air and send it to Rush Limbaugh
Save water - shower with your lover.
Save water and phone bills!  Shower with Kodachi!
Save water and your life!  *Don't* shower with Akane!
Save water, drink Lion Red
Save water, lose showers - Shower with Kei and Yuri!
Save water, shower with Pansutotaro! (in a LARGE bathroom)
Save water.  Shower with a friend.
Save water. Don't flush the toilet.
Save whales and kill unborn babies?  I don't think so!
Save your Confederate money, boys,...
Save your Dixie cups. The South SHALL rise again!
Save your Dixie cups: the south will rise again!
Save your breath for your inflatable date, Bob.
Save your breath for your inflatable date, Landon.
Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Save your breath for your inflate-a-date.
Save your breath, Chris, for your inflatable date
Save your burned out bulbs for me. I'm building my own dark room.
Save your cafeteria rolls for the rock garden.
Save your eyes; Plagiarize!
Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
Save your money for a rainy day, or a new computer!
Save your money, it may be valuable again someday.
Save your old light bulbs, Geco's building a dark room.
Save your old light bulbs, He's building a dark room.
Save your pennies.  The dollars go to the I.R.S.
Save your sour grapes for the vinegar consortium.
Save your strength.  There'll be another time. - Han Solo
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, "*#&$(@!"  Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Saved for a rainy day... not earthquaky ones.
Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker.
Saved?  For what, a rainy day???
Saved?  What for, a rainy day???
Saved? What for, a rainy day?
Saving human race from total extinction-no charge.
Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy.
Savior, Redeemer of my soul, Whose mighty hand hath made me whole.
Savior, may I learn to love thee, Walk the paths that thou hast shown.
Savour the moment, it doesn't happen all that often.
Savriti, Mother of Civilization.
Saw ELVIS! He sat between Jesus and me on the UFO
Saw Russell's butt today! - Mike as Palance
Saw a werewolf drinkin' a Pena Colada at Trader Vic's...
Saw my reflection and cried, so little hope that I died. - AIC
Saw off his tweeter! -Butthead
Saw some of these and went, "MY GODS, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO RETYPE THEM!"
Saw the Blue Angels fly today-like WOW! Up they go into the clouds.
Saw the new Pentium File Servers, Look like cenral heating units!
Saw the new Pentium File Servers; they look like cenral heating units!
Saw this one in a topless bar ... I think I can do it ...
Saw this, done that, got the t-shirt.
Saw your name in a bowl of alphabet soup - F R I E N D.
Sawing a lady in half is easy. Putting her back together is hard.
Sax and violins: [musical censoring by the thought police]
Sax players DO IT in groups.
Say "Goodbye", Data. -- Geordi  Goodbye, Data. -- Data
Say "NO", then negotiate.
Say "Unique New York" five times fast!
Say "pistachios."  It's impolite to say "nuts."
Say 'no new taxes' without laughing.
Say 5 times fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Say 95*, Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software.
Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit
Say Dad, Can We Have A Man To Man Talk, Mono E Mono. - Dog Water.
Say Good night, Bruce.
Say Goodbye to everybody---You're history
Say Jennie is Dung = Turned into a frog.(worth trying!)
Say Jennie is Nice = Same as "Star" but a  different message
Say Jennie is Ugly = Back-handed out of the game (for the day)
Say Jennie is a Lady = a wee bit of Gold
Say N2O to drugs.
Say NO to Big Brother Government.
Say NO to IRS: Don't Handicap the Hired!
Say NO to Socialism. Impeach Clinton & Clinton.
Say NO to Socialism. Impeach Clinton & Clinton....
Say NO to crack, (please pull your pants up!)
Say NO to monopolies!  Boycott Microsoft products!
Say NO to monopolies! Boycott Micro$oft products!
Say NO to monopolies! Boycott Microsoft products!
Say NO! to Negatives!
Say NOPE (Not On Planet Earth) to NIMBY
Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra
Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra*
Say everybody, Mr. Garibaldi is here on official business - Ivanova
Say good night Mark. "Good night Mark!"
Say good night Orville. Good night Orville!
Say good night, Dick.
Say good night, kitty!
Say good-bye, Data - Wesley Good-bye, Data. - Data
Say goodbye to all of this -- And hello...to oblivion!
Say goodbye, Orville.
Say goodnight, @FN@
Say goodnight, Bob.
Say goodnight, Dick.
Say goodnight, Orville.
Say goodnight, YOU
Say goodnight.
Say hello to the nice people, wind demon - Mike
Say hello to the stinky guy - Crow
Say it don't spray it, cue ball - Joel to bald guy
Say it to my face, Pinbeak! - Tom to Crow
Say it with SPAM!
Say it with flowers - Give her a triffid.
Say it with flowers - Send a Triffid.
Say it with flowers, give her a Triffid..!
Say it with flowers. If you've been bad, do it again.
Say it with flowers. Send her a triffid.
Say it with recipes!
Say it with taglines!
Say kids, have you tried new Sugar Frosted Paint Chips?
Say ma, what's for dinner?  Why are you looking at me like
Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Say no, then negotiate.
Say nothing & they think your stupid; talk & they know for sure.
Say old brick, would you grab me a g & t? Mike
Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts.
Say something soft & sweet.     Marshmallow.
Say something soft and sweet.     Marshmallow.
Say something warm 'n' mushy.                Oatmeal.
Say something warm and mushy.                Oatmeal!
Say something you'll be sorry for - I love receiving apologies.
Say something, amuse your friends...both of 'em..
Say the best.  Think the rest!!
Say the magic word, and the duck will come down.-Groucho Marx
Say the secret word & be assimilated. Groucho of Borg
Say the secret word & get killed by a psycho-Crow as duck
Say the secret word and be assimilated. --Groucho of Borg.
Say the secret word and this duck is yours.
Say this five times fast: "Sexy smurf on a sesame seed bun."
Say to the salesman:  Do you have anything I would like?
Say what you know, do what you must, come what may.
Say what you like, aardvarks are still first in my book.
Say what you mean and mean what you say!
Say what you will about me. I comprehend little of it anyway!
Say what you will, he's a cautious driver - Mike on punk
Say yer prayers, y' flea-bitten' varmint.
Say yes to safe sex...
Say you'll share with me one love one lifetime.
Say your prayers, varmint! - Yosemite Sam
Say!  Why don't you let some bugs in?  Open up Windows 95.
Say! Is that potato cake I smell?! - TV's Frank
Say! This is the most action I've got - Frank on leech
Say! This really *IS* Nutrageous! - Frank
Say! This zombie stuff is kind'a nice! - TV's Frank
Say! What a dish! - Tom lustily on satellite dish
Say! Who's the new girl? Hubba! Hubba! - TV's Frank
Say, Amy, didn't you jump out of Kira's birthday cake?
Say, Clay! Nice spread - Frank on Dr. F's dinner
Say, Clayton. Something unusual about your ears? - Mike
Say, I must be alive!  I have a Tagline!
Say, I must be alive!  I have a recipe!
Say, Jim, is that a tribble on your head?
Say, Pilgrims! Get all the Modems in a circle!!
Say, Sharra, didn't I see you jump out of Julian's birthday cake?
Say, can I use that in my recipe?
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Say, didn't you jump out of Kira's birthday cake?
Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
Say, have you ever been in deep with the Mob? -TV's Frank
Say, is this the trailer of Great Cthulhu?
Say, what does this turbo b u t t o n  d o ?  O h . . .
Say, what's a mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?
Say, why don't you let some bugs in, open Windows95.
Say, you got a sweet outlaw ass - Dr. F as two guys talk
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
Say, you're from another planet, aren't you?
Say, you're from another planet, aren't you?  -SLR
Say,what does this turbo b u t t o n  d o  ?  O  h . .  .
Say. Nice front porch - Tom as guy kisses girl on porch
Saying Clinton is best hope is like saying Moe was the best stooge.
Saying a good politician is like saying an honest burglar.
Saying guns cause crime is like saying matches cause arson.
Saying it _LOUDER_ doesn't make it _CLEARER_ !
Saying there is no truth in the world is a lie.
Saying this, we say what's been handed down.
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
Says who?- Quis est qui inquit?
Scaldophobia:  Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
Scalpel - What Indians used to do.
Scalpel, Sponge, Syringe, Nipple clamps.....
Scalpel:  What Indians used to do.
Scan C: Windows found, erase it (Y/y)?
Scan bar code to continue  ****************
Scan that ship! ... Aye, Captain ... 300 DPI?
Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea.
Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish
Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish*
Scanners show no intelligent lifeforms in this echo Captain.
Scanning complete, subject not found - Computer What? - Cranston
Scantily clad clam bearers smell fishy.
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Scar of Borg: Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
Scar!   Brother... help me... - Mufasa
Scar:  Rolled tobacco leaf.
Scare a fundamentalist: say you are a cannibal too!
Scare them into unconsciousness so we can slip in? :) - Dire Wolf
Scared of Speed?  Try Micro$oft Windows!
Scarlet eyes and a see thought heart --U2
Scarlett, kiss me.  Kiss me once.   Clark Gable
Scaroth, Cthulhu, is there a connection?
Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.
Scars take time to heal.
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Scary if this shit worked!
Scary thought # 5: Tyrannosaurus Dax
Scary: Dragons - Funny: Dragon Porn Movies.
Scat and Non-Scat - Mike on buttons in Mel Torme's car
Scatman - covek s mackom
Scatology, The science of shooing cats
Scatter the ties that bind the array
Scattered Showers, my ASS! -- Noah
Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful.
Scenery is here.  Wish you were nice.
Scenery is here...  Wish you were nice.
Scenes cut from The Turning Point - Tom on girl wrestlers
Scenes for young actors here - Tom
Sceptics doubt about it.
Sceptics may or may not rule, ok.
Schematologists do it haltingly.
Scheme of government, keep the people ignorant.
Schew: Gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Schindler's other list: Ham, bacon, pork chops, sausage.
Schirrup!>"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
Schitzofrenia - Natural multitasking
Schitzophrenia: The human multitasking environment.
Schizophrenia -  Noun: Human version of cross-linked files!
Schizophrenia - the natural multi-tasking.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Schizophrenia beats living alone.
Schizophrenia beats sleeping alone.
Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone.
Schizophrenia divides and rules, OK?
Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag."
Schizophrenia means never having to say you're lonely!!!
Schizophrenia rules, ok, ok.
Schizophrenia rules.  OK.  OK.
Schizophrenia sure beats being alone!
Schizophrenia sure beats being alone.
Schizophrenia...Being alone together.
Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks.
Schizophrenic?  No, we prefer the word imaginative.
Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadrophenic
Schizophrenic? No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative.'
Schizophrenics do it alone.
Schizophrenics do it with themselves. But then, so do most adolescents
Schizophyrenia beats being alone.
Schlege.
SchlitzBeer of Borg:  You will be assimilated with gusto!
Schmidt's Law-If you mess with it long enough, it breaks.
Schmidt's Law:   If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Schmidt's Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break.
Scholars are a library's way of making more libraries.
School attendance is compulsory, learning optional.
School for Gurus: GURU U!
School is like that ol' North wind -- it blows!
School lunches stick to the wall.
School's bad enough - at least I'm not letting them teach me anything.
School: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
School: n. Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
Schoolboys are hit by schoolgirls 20:1.
Schoolboys hit schoolgirls 1:20.
Schoolgirls are hit by schoolboys 1:20.
Schoolgirls hit schoolboys 20:1.
Schoolhouse Rock: "And if he signs me then I'll be a law!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "But today I am still just a bill."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Eleven will always be a friend of mine!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Figure eight is two times four."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Figure four, one half-of eight."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses."
Schoolhouse Rock: "I got six!  That's all there is!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "I'm just a bill.  Yes, I'm only a bill..."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Looks like it's going to be a free country!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Two great ingredients:  liberty and immigrants!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Verb!  That's what's happenin'!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Zero, my heroHow wonderful you are!"
Schoolhouse Rock: 3 is a magic number
Schoolhouse Rock: And if he signs me then I'll be a law!
Schoolhouse Rock: And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!
Schoolhouse Rock: But today I am still just a bill.
Schoolhouse Rock: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Schoolhouse Rock: Darn!  That's the end.
Schoolhouse Rock: Eleven will always be a friend of mine!
Schoolhouse Rock: Figure eight is two times four.
Schoolhouse Rock: Figure four, one half-of eight.
Schoolhouse Rock: He signed you, Bill.  Now you're a law!
Schoolhouse Rock: Hooking' up words and phrases and clauses.
Schoolhouse Rock: I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
Schoolhouse Rock: I got six!  That's all there is!
Schoolhouse Rock: I'm just a bill.  Yes, I'm only a bill...
Schoolhouse Rock: Interjections! show excitement! or emotion!
Schoolhouse Rock: Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl
Schoolhouse Rock: Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here.
Schoolhouse Rock: Looks like it's going to be a free country!
Schoolhouse Rock: Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!
Schoolhouse Rock: Not a woman here could vote no matter what age!
Schoolhouse Rock: Noun is a person, place or thing
Schoolhouse Rock: Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong
Schoolhouse Rock: There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
Schoolhouse Rock: Time for Timer!
Schoolhouse Rock: Two great ingredients:  liberty and immigrants!
Schoolhouse Rock: Verb!  That's what's happening'!
Schoolhouse Rock: Zero, my hero... How wonderful you are!
Schooner:  1) Traditional sail vessel.  2) Traditional ale vessel.
Schpider! (He is our Hero!)
Schpittenpoppenbangentuben - EEC terminology for exhaust pipe.
Schr*dinger's Pet Clinic - Give your cat half a chance.
Schr*dinger's cat?  Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Schrodenger's Cat Games #23:  Ha!  Made you look!
Schrodenger's cat?  Sorry, haven't seen it.
Schrodinger rules the waves
Schrodinger's Cat => <Meow> <Meow> <THUD!>
Schrodinger's Cat Clinic:  "Give your pet half a chance."
Schrodinger's Pet Clinic - Give your cat half a chance
Schrodinger's cat is really Krazy Cat in disguise.
Schrodinger's cat?  Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Schrodinger's cat?  Sorry, haven't seen it.
Schrodinger's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Schrodinger: The glass is either empty or full, we don't know which.
Schrodingers cat? Well maybe I've seen it and maybe I haven't
Schroeder's Cat--put in a box until Beethoven's Birthday
Schroedinger's Pizza
Schshschshchsch.
Schubert had a horse named Sara; Schubert's Sara neighed.
Schumer Syndrome: Unatural fear of armed law-abiding citizens.
Schumer dies..they give him an enema..they can bury him in a shoebox.
Schumer was such a sleazy child his bath toys were a toaster & radio.
Schumer's not a vulture...more like something a vulture would eat.
Schumer's surgeon must be great!  The lobotomy scars hardly show...
Schwartzanegger doing Shakespear: To Be or Not To Be, but I'll be back!
Schwartzanegger on Shakespear: To Be or Not To Be, but I'll be back!
Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad.
Schwee:  The sound made by a door opening on "Star Trek."
Schwietzer! Schwietzer! Schwietzer! Schwietzer!
Schwiggle, n.: The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
Science Cures Apathy:  so far no one cares.
Science Fiction (oo-oo-oo) Double Feature!
Science Fiction - World Tour - Monday December 12 1994
Science Fiction - World Tour - Sunday August 14 1994
Science Fiction:  The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.
Science Fiction:  a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction: So fun it ought to be illegal, or fat, or sumfin'.
Science Fiction: So fun it ought to be illegal-or fattenin'-or sumfin'
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Science Fiction: The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.-CS Lewis
Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction:The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.<CS Lewis<
Science Without Conscience Is The Death Of The Soul
Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", And cats don't ca
Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", Nature doesn't give a s--t!
Science asks How, Philosophy asks Why, and Ferrets don't care much.
Science asks How?, P          Refer#: NONE
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, And cats don't care.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, and Ferrets don't care much.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, and Poodles don't care much.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.
Science asks how, philosophy asks why, and ferrets don't care much.
Science asks how, philosophy asks why, and ferrets just don't care.
Science asks how.  Philosophy asks why.  Dragons don't care.
Science asks why.  I ask why not.
Science asks why. I ask why not.
Science conducts us through the whole creation until we arrive at God.
Science creates Artificial Stupidity - calls it Republicans.
Science does not deny God; God does not deny science.
Science does not remove the terror of the gods.
Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten more.
Science ficZ-^ Dare to dream.
Science fiction and fantasy: the world of imagination and possibility.
Science fiction fans are better prepared for the future.
Science fiction fans seem to love taglines  :^)
Science fiction is for people who can't face reality.
Science fiction is my way to travel interdimensionally.
Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel.
Science fiction stories are whatever sf editors buy.-J Campbell
Science fiction warps your mind.  Engage warp factor 10.
Science fiction: Dare to dream.
Science has found that only one thing can prevent baldness... hair!
Science has made many advances, but none so far with women.
Science has not yet found a cure for the pun.
Science has yet to explain Isaac Asimov's sideburns.
Science has yet to explain Isaac Asimov's sideburns...
Science help build better mousetraps, but nature builds better mice.
Science is a collection of successful recipes.
Science is the main cause of cancer in rats.
Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Science proves Windows isn't a virus (a virus accomplishes something).
Science teachers do it with test tubes.
Science without Religion is lame - Albert Einstein
Science without Religion is lame--Einstein
Science without religion is lame.
Science, like nature, must also be tamed. Neil Peart - Rush
Science/Religion: Dharmakh and Jhalahd at Tanagra.
Science: preconception meeting verification.
Science[Matter] Philosophy[Mind] Religion[Spirit]
Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy.
Scientific experiments cause cancer in rats.
Scientific name for democrats: Taxandspendus liberalus.
Scientific progress goes 'BOINK' ??   Hobbes
Scientist ask how, philosophers ask why, and redheads don't care!!!
Scientist dates 5,000 year old Mummy. Wedding soon.- Nat'l Inquirer
Scientist's Ball:  Watt reckoned it'd be a good way to let off steam
Scientists DO IT experimentally.
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scientists aren't sure what this represents - Mike
Scientists check in but they don't check out - Joel
Scientists discover life causes cancer.
Scientists discover rings around Uranus!
Scientists discovered it.
Scientists do it according to established methods.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it scientifically.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scientists do it with test tubes.
Scientists invent acid to dissolve anything, but nothing
Scientists learn to talk to dolphins, and find them boring.
Scientists learn to talk to dolphins.. and finds them boring.
Scientists learned to talk to dolphins, and finds them boring.
Scientists shouldn't litter! - Tom
Scientists view:  If Sh*t Happens, record and analyze it.
Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your
Scientists. Mad in shape & purpose - Crow on Mads
Scintillating Tagline #457
Scit-cat: Breath mints for the dyslexic.
Scizophrenia is a lifestyle choice..
Scooby Doo: The Motion Picture - Mike
Scooby Dooby Doo.                       Scooby Doo
Scooby.. Dooby.. Doo.. Where are you?
Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all over the floor.
Scope - Fights dragon breath and tastes great!
Score just in...  Babylon - 5, DS - 9 and Earth - 2
Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9 and Earth - 2
Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9, VR. - 5, and Earth - 2
Score one for Earth!
Score one for the secret cervix! -Butthead
Score: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2, and Voyager 70,000 ;<)
Score: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, VR5, Earth 2, and Voyager 70,000
Score: Voyager 70,000, DS9, Babylon 5, VR5, Earth 2, and Sliders oo
Score:Deep Space 9,Babylon 5,Earth 2,and Voyager 70,000
Scores just in... Earth-2, Babylon-5, Deep Space-9
Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise men turn away wrath.
Scorpion says,"Kill Sub-Zero!"
Scorpions, unless genetically mutated, do not growl!
Scotch finger biscuits and American's root beer.
Scotch for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Scotch for me; a Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Scotch me up, Beamie... er, Jim Beam me up, Scotchie... er, Energise!
Scotch: very old ginger ale with an attitude.
Scotland, where men are men and sheep are proud of it!
Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou
Scots do it with an accent.
Scots next door to wild partiers:  "It's bagpipe payback time!"
Scots rule, och aye!
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a quarter-mile away!
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear zippers from a mile off.
Scotsmen DO IT with Amazing Grace.
Scotsmen DO IT with the sporans.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Scott Baio is the AntiChrist!!!
Scott Bakula for Kai...No, Sam, it's not a dress...
Scott Bakula:  Best Actor, TV Series Drama, Golden Globe 1992.
Scott Dupuis suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils.
Scott McCollough:  The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Scott Me Up Beemie!
Scott has been nominated as Dax's host in '95!
Scott me up Beamie!
Scott me up, Beamie!
Scott me up, Beamie!  Er...Uh....I mean......
Scott me up, Beamie.  Er, uh...
Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh...
Scott me up, Beamy!  [HIC]
Scott me up, Beamy! - Capt. Tames K. Jerk
Scott on Klingon ship: She's packing quite a whallop!
Scott on whales: The beasties seem glad to see you, Doctor.
Scott talking into mouse: Hello, Computer...
Scott to Apollo: We are quite capable of some wrath ourselves.
Scott to computer: Up your shaft.
Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
Scott, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. --Odo.
Scott: ...then we're dead. [*] Spock: I've been dead before.
Scott: Admiral, thar be drivel here!
Scott: Admiral, thar be whales here!
Scott: Any man who could pull that off I don't dare disappoint.
Scott: Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon, that's hard.
Scott: Don't ye know a jailbreak when ye see one?
Scott: I'll call it the James Kirk memorial brothel.
Scott: If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
Scott: The way it is now, we couldn't beam up a fly.
Scott: Ye canna change the lawsa physics! Q: Speak for yourself!*snap!
Scottie beam me upNo intelligent life found
Scottish Foreplay: "Here sheepie, sheepie, sheepie..."
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd*
Scottish World Cup Successes
Scottish country dancers are reel people
Scottish foreplay: So how much are you paying, laddie?
Scottish meal of entrails in a bun;Haggis?nope...Big Mac!
Scottish meal of guts in a bun MacHaggis.
Scottish version of Fiddler On The Roof - Mike
Scotty ! Hurry beam me u. *+u?+#mY=b=-  NO CARRIER
Scotty -- hurry, beam me <BZZZZZZRRRPP>
Scotty ... I have fallen and I can't BEAM up!!!
Scotty Beam me aboard! Aye Captain, will a 2 by 4 do?
Scotty Burger:  Captain, the pickles canna take na more...
Scotty I need shields!  Aye sair, panty or dress?
Scotty I need shields! Aye sir, panty or dress?
Scotty I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty Says - If the shoe fits...EAT IT!
Scotty Scale: CAPTAIN  The Springs, they're buckling!
Scotty beam me up! There's no intelligent life down here.
Scotty beam us a broad!
Scotty beam us aboard"  "Aye Sir, Will a 2x4 do???
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
Scotty is snorting the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
Scotty of Borg:  "The laws of physics are irrelevant, Cap'n."
Scotty on STVII: We canna take much more o' this!
Scotty the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard
Scotty up me beam!
Scotty!  Beam me up!  It ate my phaser!!
Scotty!  Beam me up!  It's a planet of (insert sexual preference here)
Scotty!  Hurry!  Beam me uragg^*       NO CARRIER
Scotty!  I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty!  Why can't I get a directory on this thing?
Scotty! , Beam me Augggggg! # #$%# NO CARRIER
Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! *b*~ NO CARRIER
Scotty! Beam me u...* NO CARRIER.
Scotty! Beam me up. There is no reality here...
Scotty! Hurry beam me u.... *+u?+#mY=b=- NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me aurg%$@$@#$#NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me to#$!(^*~~qq^_)$ NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me u...arrgg^*)(@$* NO CARRIER.
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me u...arrgg^*.)(@$XL NO CARRIER.
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^*.XL NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L" NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u * -- [NO CARRIER].
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....*       NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry, beam me uraghh^*+oO NO CARRIER
Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!!
Scotty! Why can't I get a directory on this thing?
Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$&      NO CARRIER
Scotty!, beam me AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! %^%$# NO CARRIER
Scotty!, beam me Augggg! #$ NO CARRIER
Scotty's been smoking the Dilythium crystals again, Jim.
Scotty's been smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
Scotty, Beam me a board. Eye sir will a 2x4 Do?
Scotty, Beam me up - there isn't any intelligent life down here!
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u**d*{****R* *W****#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u|UdU{++eVR% AWN  u#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, I need 5th gear NOW or we're all dead!
Scotty, I need fifth gear NOW or we're all dead!
Scotty, I need shields! Aye sir, panty or dress?
Scotty, I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we're all dead. --Kirk.
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
Scotty, I said BEAM ME ABOARD not BEAM ME A FORD!
Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
Scotty, Warp 5!  But Captain, we're low on comedians!
Scotty, alter our course to...Beta BETA III! -- Wesley
Scotty, beam Mr. Clinton and Mr. Gore to the brig.
Scotty, beam m no, NO!  Put the ruby quartz back on!
Scotty, beam me a board....I'm building a deck.
Scotty, beam me down a burrito!
Scotty, beam me down another beer! (BUURRP!)
Scotty, beam me to the Bahamas.
Scotty, beam me up a copy of OS/2 v3.0, please!
Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message!
Scotty, beam me up!  It ate my phaser!
Scotty, beam me up! But I don't have the power.....
Scotty, beam me up. .  . I'm about to experience a GPF. . .
Scotty, beam mno, NO!  Put the ruby quartz back on!
Scotty, beam us a board! (2x4 drops from sky)
Scotty, beam us aboard! .. 'Aye sir will a 2x4 do sir?'
Scotty, beam us aboard! .. 'Aye sir will a 2x4 do?
Scotty, beam us aboard!"  "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do.
Scotty, detonate and energize!  Wait, I mean...[BOOM]
Scotty, how much longer until we can shift into Unix?
Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%* NO CARRIER.
Scotty, hurry.  Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*(    NO CARRIER
Scotty, now would be a good time!
Scotty, quick!  Beam m@@6"(~\%)#  NO CARRIER
Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.
Scotty, transport all Democrats to the null quadrant
Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Scotty, we have a situation here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Scotty. hurry. beam me uragg^**_* NO CARRIER.
Scotty... Hurry, beam me up before \^**@~~ NO CARRIER
Scotty... now would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV
Scotty..I Need Shields NOW!  Aye Captain,Dress or Panty
Scotty: "What is it?"  Data: "It is it is green."
Scotty: "What is it?"  Data: "It is... it is green."
Scottynow would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV
Scouse  . . . . . . .   I ' l l   b e   b a c k   . . . . . .
Scouse  ..... bury me in a Y-shaped coffin  ..............
Scouse - if you can't inhale it, just swallow ......
Scouse - if you can't inhale it, shove it up yer conk
Scouse - it beats as it sweeps as it cleans .......
Scouse - it won't happen overnight - but it will happen ......
Scouse - lie back and let it happen !
Scouse - never mind the length, feel the width ..............
Scouse . . . . . O n e     L u m p     o r     T w o  ?  "    . . . .
Scouse ... if you can't inhale it .... just swallow ....
Scouse ... it beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
Scouse ... one size fits all  .... <g>
Scouse ... the only way to travel; climb into one, today ...
Scouse ..... each day is like a year .. a year whose days are long
Scouse ......... you've probably stood in it .........
Scouse king - defender of faith .... jam butties an' chips
Scousejudies ..... they're buried in Y-shaped coffins  ..............
Scouseking - defender of faith .... jam butties an' chips ....
Scouseland .......... where the forest meets the sea ............. ?
Scousers of the world - Unite!
Scout Motto: A Scout is obedient.
Scouter Truth: Being prepared is only part of it!
Scouter Truth: Dishwashing is the hardest activity to get volunteers.
Scouter Truth: Once an Eagle, always an Eagle.
Scouter Truth: There's always more patches to trade for.
Scouter, Scouter, which way is North?
Scouting - It's only an hour a week!! <*BIG GRIN*>
Scouting is cool!
Scouting rounds a guy out --- yep, I'm getting round.
Scouting taught me everything I know about knots.
Scouting--I love it!
Scouting: A Bridge to the Future.
Scouting: Many Fires, One Great Light.
Scoutmaster? - I'm not the master of those...
Scouts offer to help you across the street.
Scrabble?  Nah...I can't spell worth a shirt...
Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Scrabitch:  Unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Scrabitch: unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Scrambled eggs on Thursday
Scrambled taglines?  type TAGLINES.MR | sort > [filename]
Scrape the rust off your imagination. - Hawkeye to Frank
Scratch & Sniff  [        ]    Smells like glass, doesn't it?
Scratch & Sniff [      ]   Smells Like Glass, eh?
Scratch & sniff? ... I'll be damned if I will! `Bye   ~~~---===oVOOMo
Scratch & sniff?..I'll be damned if I will!
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
Scratch a dog and you'll have a permanent job.<Franklin P. Jones>
Scratch and Sniff Tagline. Smells like glass, doesn't it?
Scratch and Sniff->   smells like glass, huh?
Scratch and Sniff->  <- smells like dirty glass, huh? ***
Scratch and Sniff-> ..............  Smells like glass, eh?
Scratch and Sniff-> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX  Smells like glass, eh?
Scratch and sniff? You first.
Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan ... spoiled.
Scratch this tagline to experience Chanel No. 5.
Scratch-N-Snif Gifs??  Hmmmm...  Now there's a concept!!
Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff.. - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Scream 250 times a minute... and you've got house-music!
Scream and Shout, lose your voice, let it OUT!
Scream every once in a while so people don't HAVE to wonder.
Scream without raising your voice --U2
Scream. I'll save you later. The Doctor, "No Future."
Screaming in the Night, they have me tied to an Oak tree..  - Krokus
Screaming kids are mandatory on all US airlines.
Screams from the bluebells can't make them go away.
Screams in the night... it can only mean one thing. -- Gomez
Screams?  WHAT screams?  Oh, those?  Ignore them.
Screech loudly and carry a big ashtray. - Hitlary Clinton
Screen Classic? We'll decide if its a screen classic-Mike
Screen saver with text...that must be....AutoMenu?
Screen test:  an eye test, using an overheard projector
Screen writers apply character personalities like Post-It notes.
Screw "The Final Frontier".  Let's go see "Batman".
Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
Screw 'em, you're the sysop =).
Screw StarFleet! They're 75 years away at warp 10!!
Screw The Prime Directive, Spock - Let's Find Some Alien Babes!
Screw down my diodes and call me Frank!  -Kryten
Screw each and every prime directive.
Screw housework, I'm going to MODEM!
Screw housework.  I'm gonna MODEM!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em OS/2
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em Windows 3.1!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em OS/2.
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Windows NT!
Screw the Borg--give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the EVIDENCE...it's Politically Correct
Screw the Final Frontier! Let's go see Batman.
Screw the Prime Directive - Give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive -- If it moves, SHOOT IT!!!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Give the Borg Windows 95!
Screw the Prime Directive!  If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Inflict Windows 95 on the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Mr. Worf, upload Windows 95 to the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Send the Borg PC's
Screw the Prime Directive!  Send the Borg Windows NT ...
Screw the Prime Directive!  Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive!  Set phasers on puree!!!
Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive! Worf, give the Borg Clinton.
Screw the Prime Directive, Upload Windows to the Borg.
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg MS-DOS 1.0!
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg OS/2!
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg Windows 3.1!
Screw the Prime Directive--if it moves, SHOOT IT.
Screw the Prime Directive.  Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive.  Upload Windows to the Borg.
Screw the Prime Directive. If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the Prime Directive. Let's PARTY!!
Screw the Prime Directive. Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive... give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg!
Screw the Prime directive, Mr. Worf, u/l WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg!
Screw the company, those first 20 minutes belong to you.
Screw the docs! Full speed ahead!
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
Screw the prime directive! Give the Borg Windows 3.1!
Screw the prime directive! I say give the Borg Windows.
Screw the prime directive, Give the Borg Windows!
Screw the prime directive, I say give the Borg Windows.
Screw the prime directive. If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the whales, save M&M's.  They taste better
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else up!
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Screw work, I'm going to MODEM!
Screw you brother, odds is you don't know what's happening. -John Lennon
Screwed up lately? Blame it on Reagan...everyone else does.
Screwoff - a way to decide a tied beauty pageant.
Scribline: The signature box on the back of credit cards.
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scripture is both history, and a love letter from God.
Scroll. scroll, scroll your screen...gently 'round the Net....
Scrotum is a small planet next to Uranus.
Scrotum:  Small planet near Uranus.
Scrub myself SIX times every day! - TV's Frank
Scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Scruples are best with garlic butter.
Scruples taste best with garlic butter.
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
Scrute the inscrutable, eff the ineffable.
Scrute the inscrutable;  eff the ineffable.
Scuba divers DO IT with a buddy.
Scuba divers do it deeper.
Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp
Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill? --Mulder.
Scully........"Unarmed and extrmely attractive"
Scully: "Chantilly lace?"  Mulder: "You know what I like."
Scully: "I can't take you anywhere"
Scully: A brain-sucking amoeba
Scully: A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague.
Scully: Agent Mulder, believes we are not alone.
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Scully: Another Bermuda Triangle?
Scully: Better than you expected or better than you hoped?
Scully: Didn't you want to get his autograph?
Scully: Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?
Scully: Do you recall what P.T. Barnum said about suckers?
Scully: Does this have something to do with an X-File?
Scully: History may be the only justice you'll ever know.
Scully: I am afraid. I am afraid to believe.
Scully: I don't know, I've never had the pleasure.
Scully: I feel better than you look. (to Mulder)
Scully: I thought your motto was trust no one
Scully: If this is monkey pee you're on your own
Scully: Let's get out of here Mulder, as fast as we can!
Scully: Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, I need your help! Mulder!
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes?
Scully: Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
Scully: Mulder, you're the only one I trust
Scully: Not FoxMulder.
Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells likeI think it's bile.
Scully: Pardon my rubber
Scully: Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?
Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
Scully: The truth is out there, Mulderbut so are lies
Scully: There is something up there Mulder.
Scully: These are questions we have no business asking
Scully: This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice.
Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances
Scully: What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?!
Scully: What the hell was that about?
Scully: Whatever happened to 'trust no one'?
Scully: Who is it?  --  Mulder: Steven Speilberg.
Scully: You can't just go in there and erase certain files!
Scully: You may be right.      Mulder: Waityou think I'm right?
Scully: You think these people were eaten?
Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Scully: You've got to trust me.
Scully:"Where are my car keys?"  Mulder:"ALIENS!"
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Sculpture: mud pies that endure.
Scum of the Universe #11:  telephone menus ("Press 1...").
Scum of the Universe #1:  Boofheads.
Scum of the Universe #2:  collection agents.
Scum of the Universe #3:  politicians going for re-election.
Scum of the Universe #3:  politicians up for re-election.
Scum of the Universe #6:  supermarket/elevator music.
Scum of the Universe #7:  hold music.
Scum of the Universe #8:  tabloid television.
Scum of the Universe #9:  Generals Sherman, Sheridan & Custer.
Scumies: Socially Conscious Unless Money's Involved.
Scuppers:  Customary disembarkation points for prudent rodents.
Scuse me sir, but how did you fit that EMD 645 into your Civic?
Scuse me while I kiss the sky - Hendrix
Scuse me while I kiss the sky! - Dr. Forrester
Scuse me while I whip this out!!!
Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me! - Wakkorotti
Scuse my spelling, My fingers went DEVORAK on me!!!
Scutters? I wouldn't let them open a can of beans! - Lister
Scuze'a
Scuzze me while I Kiss the sky! - Hendrix
Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato.
SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)
Sea Birds: Al Batross
Sea Birds: Al Batross(6)
Sea Cats prefer "Cat-A-Marans"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
Sea World...Sushi lovers go straight to the source!
Sea captains do it with charts.
Sea cool one backs lash r u dare?  I are a computter Prgambler!
Sea monkeys are cool. Can you spank a sea monkey? - Butthead
Sea the Blue Wave at Miami Shores!
Sea water has the formula CH2O.
Sea-wasp jellyfish are far more dangerous than sharks.
SeaQuest is irrelevent, you will be assimilated into Star Trek
SeaWorld Concession Stand:  Today's Special - Fish Sandwich $1.99
SeaWorld Consession Stand:  Today's Special - Fish Sandwich $1.99
Seabag:  Aging mermaid.
Seagram's Crown Royal + Prune juice = A Royal Flush
Sealed With A Key Stroke: "*S*W*A*K*S*"
Sean Young after another part - Mike on masked wrestler
Sean lost his mind...and *I* have the tape back-up! MUhahahaha
Sean, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Seaplane pilots do it on water!
Search Master File for SWEAR>
Search dog used to locate missing Bobbitt member was a Cocker Spaniel
Search for an embalmer. <g<
Search string: smok
Search, Search, Search.  We're all related, aren't we?
Searching 3 provinces for sleazy chicks - Mike
Searching BORROWD.CARSTIKSHFT.SYS found.  Invalid drive.
Searching EWING WIEGAND WETZ CANTER CHADWICK LORTON PEACOCK MIDDELTON
Searching Shipping Indexes? Just naval gazing.
Searching Shipping records? Simply naval gazing.
Searching for WITCH;WICCA;OTO;CROWLEY
Searching for help in all the right places
Searching for life forms...beep beep beep...those little life forms...
Searching for light in the darkness of insanity.
Searching for lost relatives?  Win the Lottery!
Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies!
Searching for roots beats chasing dust!
Searching for the answer, Christ hasn't come
Searching for the roots of the family Pear tree!
Searching for: The Wisdom to Know the Difference.
Searching our hearts for the first knowing, Love is a battlefield
Searching: Copp/Capp; Ware/Wear VA/TN/NC 1600- and OH 1800-
Searching: SUPERTAG  42.7 MB  ET:  7 hours 12 seconds
Searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusion..
Sears School of StarShip Piloting...
Sears has everything.
Season 1 of B5 = "Signs and Portents"
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Season's Greetings to one and all!
Seasonal Cleaning: I only have the energy to do it 4 times a year.
Seasons Greetings, and best wishes to you and yours
Seasons Greetings...
Seasons' greetings are irrelevant. Bah, humborg. --Borg Christmas.
Seat belt laws interfere with natural selection.
Seatbelts everyone!  I saw this on a cartoon....
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Seattle:  Seattle's Most Livable City
Seattle: Indian word meaning "52 degrees and raining."
Sec.Officer Yar.....could ya bend this lad's spine ?
Second Amendment related "sporting use": Tyrannicide.
Second Bruce:  "New Bruce - are you a pooftah?"
Second Law of Hacking:  first in, first out.
Second Law of Library Science.: Every reader his book.
Second Message From Space Received -- "Kiss my ovipositor."
Second Myth of Moderation:  It's needed.
Second Officer, USS Crazy Horse
Second Oilpinion: resticking the dipstick, not trusting the first one.
Second Rule of Acquisition - Everything Is Negotiable.
Second Stage Lensmen by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!
Second childhood?  I haven't finished the first one.
Second childhood?  I haven't finished with the first one.
Second drink to the left and straight on till Morn.
Second drink to the right and straight on till Morn.- Tim
Second fiddles DO IT vilely.
Second fiddles do it vilely.
Second hand book shops the downfall of Genealogists.
Second hand smoke is dangerous to your health, but it's still cheaper.
Second marriage:  Triumph of hope over experience.
Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning.
Second star to the right & straight on till morning...
Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
Secondhand Smoke is most dangerous when it comes from a gun.
Secondly, I will inform you that I am straight, but not narrow.
Seconds count.  - VR.5
Seconds to live! Must get personal finances in order-Joel
Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix. - Harry Truman
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.  -- Heinlein
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.  L. Long
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. - Lazarus Long
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. -- Heinlein
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. L. Long
Secrecy is the keystone of all tyranny -- Robert Heinlein.
Secret Agent Super Booger! - Crow on guy's big nose
Secret Agent! Dooby bida wah! - Tom sings jazz/scat
Secret Agent, Super RUDE, if you ask me - Crow
Secret Service = SS. Coincidence? I think not.
Secret Service protection for a 13c cat. Thanks Bill!
Secret agent Tribble: **7
Secret entrance?  Looks like the front door to me.
Secret is strong enough for a man?  Sure, maybe a really girly man...
Secret mission?  What plans?  What are you talking about? - C-3PO
Secret of Electronics - keep the smoke _in_ the wires.
Secret of happiness:  Total disregard of everybody.
Secret revealed:  Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Secret to staying young:  Find an age and stick to it.
Secretaries DO IT after assertiveness training.
Secretaries DO IT every day, not just on "Secretary's Day."
Secretaries DO IT for their bosses.
Secretaries DO IT when their bosses aren't looking.
Secretaries DO IT with correspondents.
Secretaries DO IT with the rest of the Cabinet.
Secretaries do it by notes.
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
Secretaries do it with no mistakes.
Secretaries do it with notes.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
Secretary of Health and Welfare...Barney Frank.
Secretary: A device that can be screwed on a desk, and takes dictation.
Secretary: A device that can be screwed on a desk.
Secretion - hiding something.
Secretion -- hiding anything
Secretion......... Hiding something.
Secretion:  Hiding something...
Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Secretly we replaced Folgers crystals with this name brand poison
Secretly, we replaced Folgers crystals with this brand name poison...
Secretly, we replaced their dilithium with our Folger's Crystals...
Secrets are SECRET. They will NOT show on the allmap cheat. - G. Fiffy
Sector 4 clear. Platform clear for traveller - Tom
Sector Not Found (A)bort (R)etry (C)offee?
Sector Not Found (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee?
Sector Not Found, Go to Your Room!
Sector Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee?
Sector Not Found; Take Vacation.
Sector not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?
Sector not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?
Sector not found - A)bort, R)etry, G)olly, it's a virus!
Sector not found -- (a)bort (r)etry (s)elf destruct
Sector not found reading drive C:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Sector not found- <A>bort, <R>etry, <H>ire new Helmsman
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa?
Sector not found:  <A>bort <R>etry <T>ell the boss it was a virus.
Sector not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (T)ell the boss it was a virus.
Sector not found:  did you look under the sofa?
Sector not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ontact Starfleet?
Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?
Sects!  Sects!  Sects!  Is that all Monks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sect!, is that all you monks ever think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects!  Is that all Vedeks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects!  Is that all monks think about?!
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all monks ever think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all monks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all you Bajorans ever think about! -Quark.
Sects, Sects!  Is that all you monks ever think about?  Asked Sister.
Sects, Sects, Sects - is that all you Monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects !! Is that all monks think about ?
Sects, sects, sects! Is that all that Vedeks think about?
Sects, sects, sects, can't you think about anything else?
Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects, sex, sex, is that all you monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects.  Is that all monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects.  Is that all you monks ever think about?
Sects, sects, sects.  Is that all you protestants ever think about?
Sects, sects, sects. Is that all monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects...is that all you monks ever think about?
Secuirty, confine ensign HANOIAN to the brig.
Secure the American Dream.  Eliminate Seizure Laws!
Security Nuns! - Tom as nuns break up fight
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Security for Unix is like Multitasking for DOS.
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
Security is a game where final goal is never reached.
Security is a state of mind...
Security is the individual's responsibility.
Security is your responsibility.
Security motto: Ours not to reason why. Ours but to scream and die!
Security risk Mike. We had to deal w/her - Crow on Gypsy
Security to bridge! Commander Data is being formatted!
Security to the Bridge! Data being formatted!!!!!!
Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted!
Security to the bridge!  CMDR Data is being formatted!
Security to the bridge!  Cmdr. Data is being formated
Security to the bridge!  Cmdr. Data is being formatted!
Security to the bridge! Commander Data is being formatted!
Security to the bridge! Dr. Pulaski is NAKED!
Security to the bridge, Data is being formatted!
Security was laidback and lax
Security, confine Ensign  to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign #AL# to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Abello to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Alt to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Baker to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Bauer to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Black to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Blalock to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Callery to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Chorlton to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Clay to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Doyle to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Falconer to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Garner to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Gervais to the brig..
Security, confine Ensign Godemann to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Grote to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Hellsten to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Hicken to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Koid to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Lincoln to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Low to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Lurman to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign McNabb to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Mills to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Oliveros to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Orville to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Paolera to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Parsons to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Pursley to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Reilly to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Ruddy to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Schell to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Shafer to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Sicherman to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign St.Jean to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Sutherland to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Taglit to the brig..
Security, confine Ensign Tang to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Terka to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Ussner Kidder to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Westropp to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Williams to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Wilson to the brig.
Security, confine Orville to the brig.
Security, confine Private Orville to the lowest regions of Gehenna!
Security, confine Randy Peterson to the brig.
Security, confine the Ensign to the brig.
Security, confine the alien Sysop to the brig.
Security, confine the enseign to the brig.
Security, get that floozie off my bridge. - Picard
Security, get that floozy off my bridge.  - Picard
Security, he just violated the Prime Directive!
Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
Seduced by the dark chocolate side of the Force
See Avery Brooks and William Shatner on Deep Space 911.
See Barney's popularity drop as Jurassic Park opens.
See Deano cower.  Cower, Deano, cower!
See Dick ask Jane for coccee. See Jane bring Dick the coffee maker.
See Dick drink and drive, and die. Don't be a Dick.
See Dick drink! See Dick Drive! See Dick die!
See Dick drink, see Dick get drunk, see Dick drive, girls love Dick.
See Dick drink.  See Dick Drive.  See Dick die.  Don't be a Dick!
See Dick get out of jail.  See Dick walk funny.
See I told you it was easy.....
See Jane. See Spot. See Jane and Spot. OOOOOH..!
See Lieutenant Scott's death struggle with a crazed desert lion.
See Miss Evans pursued by the man-eating roll-top writing desk
See Myra I Fox for all your unstable molecule needs.
See OJ.  See OJ kill.  See OJ run.  Run, OJ, run!
See Orville Bullitt for all your unstable molecule needs.
See Orville for all your unstable molecule needs.
See Orville run. Looking for taggies for the Easter Basket!
See Shannen Doherty and Wil Wheaton on Deep Space 90210 !
See Sir. That wasn't so bad, was it? -- O'Brien
See Spot hump Jane's - whoops, that's not her leg.
See Spot run, see Spot knock over phaser, see Spot DIE
See Spot run...See Spot play with phaser...See Spot die!
See Spot.  See Spot run.  See Spot take dump on carpet.
See The President Pick His Nose For 5 Cents - Stimpy.
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
See William Shatner on Deep Space 911!
See Ya In The Funnies!
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
See above.  Then shred your kid's Barney doll
See above.  Then shred your kid's NES
See all the children's dogs out there?  Shoot'em All! - BATF
See any good out of this war? - Not a damn thing. - Col. Potter
See cat.  See cat run.  All right... Who opened the cat food?
See cat.  See cat run.  All right...Who opened the cat food?
See everything: overlook a great deal: correct a little. -John XXIII
See how clean Frank is? - Dr. Forrester
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
See how you can be?
See if you can get her to swallow you - Tom on Gypsy
See if you can guess which drink will make me love you
See in what peace a Christian can die. -- Addison
See it with someone you love - go by yourself!
See label for sequence.
See ladies blouses.  50% off!
See ladies blouses. 50% off!
See me a big woman, big woman caught in a trance.
See me...Feel me...Touch me...Heal me...
See my Point?
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Say no Taglines!
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
See no evil. Hear no evil. Think no evil. Have no fun.
See original style Klingons and Romulans at TOSassic Park!
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See the *new* OXYMORON Taglines, by Frank Fitch!
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See the Future; See OS/2.  Be the Future; Run OS/2.
See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2 Warp!
See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!
See the I'D LOVE TO, BUT Taglines by Richard Godbee!
See the OXYMORON Taglines, by Frank Fitch!
See the SCENARIO Taglines, by Sean Ganess!
See the STAR TREK Taglines, by Ken Rumsey!
See the South Carolina state bird: Blow your horn.
See the TOM SWIFTY Taglines, by Mike Copeland!
See the TURTLE of enormous girth,  ...
See the U-ka-raine from a cattle train!
See the USELESS INVENTIONS Taglines, by Rick Burwell!
See the dog. See the dog run. The dog has a ball. The ball is blooie.
See the enemy. Kill him. And leave with great haste.
See the flame in my hand; If you play with fire you're playing in Hell
See the great Centari Republic.  Open from 9 to 5, Earth time - Londo
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
See the happiest fish in the world at our BeerQuarium!
See the happiest fish in the world at our fabulous BeerQuarium!
See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Freight Train!
See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as himself.
See the stone set in your eyes --U2
See the thorn twist in your side --U2
See the wonders of many universes for under 30 Altarian dollars.
See the world -- Join the Crusades!
See the world!  Sail the Seas!  Plunder the lands!  Be a Viking!
See the world; Join the Crusades.
See them standing in the foothills, waiting for the kill.
See these English planes go boom.
See this?  This is a copy!  I want you to make me the original.
See this? This is a copy; I want you to make me the original. - s.w.
See this? Thisis my BOOM-STICK!
See to it that she has her own desk - then keep your hands off it!
See what I mean Beavis? You like, got some problem or something.
See what I mean? Red with apricot! --The Cat.
See what I mean? Red with aprocot! - The Cat
See what happens when you don't vote?
See what happens when you leave the X-ray on too long. Said the Doctor.
See what happens when you spend too much time in an echo? -H. Sullivan
See what you can do about squaring accounts with these gentlemen.
See ya 'round the galaxy...
See ya in the chronostream, Time Jockey!
See ya in the floating head band tooth peccadillo - Crow
See ya later alligator! After awhile crocodile!
See ya on the other side of the moon!
See ya round cyberspace, mate.
See ya!
See ya, Hope all that helps in some way.
See you in hell!....From heaven. - Rev. Lovejoy
See you in the asylum.
See you in the funny papers...
See you in the movies.
See you in the wires.
See you next week.  Same ferret time.  Same ferret channel.
See you on the next Geraldo, Orville!
See you soon. -- Death
See you when I get back. - Sheridan
See you when tea is ready.
See you...out there!
See your dealer, or send a check to me: Joe Isuzu
See yourself for what you are!   Aldous Gaitch
See yourself for what you are! - Aldous Gaitch
See yourself for what you are, not for what others make you.
See, I told you so - Rush Limbaugh.
See, I told you so - that's the way things ought to be!
See, he's got a vulnerable side - Mike
See, it's a running gag thing--I think everyone gets the idea now.-Dot
See, when you're oder, you dake your sinuses fo granded. - Calvin
See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool -Butthead
See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray. - Soul Hunter
See?  Huh?  I TOLD you I had friends!!!
See?  I can be serious once in a great while!!
See?  I told you so!
See?  I'm not a complete idiot.  There are some parts missing.
See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!
See? My luck isn't bad! This clothesline broke my <thwip> faaalll.- DW
See? My luck isn't bad! This clothesline broke my <thwip> faaalll...
See? We can make a really sharp wing - Mike
Seed catalog: kernal journal
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within.
Seeing a long, flowing tail, the Beast grabbed it and tugged liberally.
Seeing is believing but touching and feeling is more fun!
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing..
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing..
Seeing is believing, but touching and groping is fun!
Seeing is believing, touching is convincing..
Seeing is believing.  Touching is more fun!
Seeing is deceiving.  It's eating that's believing.
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
Seeing is deceiving. It's tasting that's believing.
Seeing the world through rose colored glasses.
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Seek not the level of your neighbor....bring him down to yours.
Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.
Seek revenge... Shit on a pigeon.
Seek simplicity -- and distrust it.  -- Alfred Whitehead
Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness.
Seek ye out of the book of the LORD and read. Isa 34:16.
Seek you the bridge of death!
Seeking Relative Success!
Seeking love? Just look into the eyes of your dog.
Seeking my ancestors is like Hide & Seek: they may hide or may wave t
Seemed like a lot of wrestling to me - Crow
Seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge.
Seems I missed one.  This one always is good for friends.
Seems I'm spending my days looking for taglines.
Seems I've found myself on the voyage of the damned. - The Doctor
Seems a common way to go.. get down, row, row, row..
Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey!  It was!
Seems like I stepped in the doggie doo again.
Seems like a *one*-way dead end would fill up pretty fast.
Seems like deja vu all over again.
Seems like everyone you try to save ends up dead.
Seems like no one reads their Santayana anymore. --Ivanova.
Seems like nothing matters in my private universe...
Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams. - Nine Inch Nails
Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure.  Bummer.
Seems like they forgot to have things happen - Mike
Seems like they're never gonna take you for who you are.
Seems that I did precisely that!!  But, it *has* been a long time!!  <G>
Seems the important stuff happens in the dark.
Seems to me your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore
Seems you're always a day late and a dollar short. - Kalas
Seen God? Sure, I sat between Her and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Seen Tasha Yar? Call            1-800-TNG-TREK
Seen any big bubbles lately?
Seen anyone who may've tampered with lady's wrestling-Tom
Seen in a petrie dish, "Mutate now--avoid the rush!"
Seen in the yellow pages: 4 MB SIP WOM (Write Only Memory)
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Seen it, pinched it, spent it
Seen itAll, done itAll, can't remember itAll!
Seen on Pavlov's door:  "Knock.  Don't ring bell."
Seen on a Scouter bumper sticker - "I'm nuts about knots."
Seen on a bumper sticker - "My son is an Eagle Scout!"
Seen on a hacker's tombstone:  CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
Seen on a placard: "Refuse to Work, Want Food Anyway."
Seen on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Seen on bumper sticker - "Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict."
Seen on hacker's tombstone:  CONNECT 1961, NO CARRIER 1993
Seen on hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1993
Seen on the back of a V.W. When I grow up I'm going to be a Caddie.
Seen on the door to a light-wave lab:
Seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone falls!
Seen the new Clinton Watch? Only $5.95. $54.95 with tax.
Seen the shows, read the books, the books were better!
Seeya at the Newbie Death Flaming Competition!
Seeyagottagobye.
Seeyaks: "We should get together again soon", talk with friends.
Segmentaion fault. Brain dumped.
Segmentation fault. Brain dumped.
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
Seismologists do it to a fault!
Seismologists do it with a bang.
Seismologists make the earth move.
Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil.
Seize the Day.
Seize the Dungeon Master!
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!  Horace (8 BC)
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!<Horace>
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Seizure:  Roman Emperor.
Seizure:  Roman emperor...
Sekserator - moderator Erotika konferencije
Selamat Datang!
Selamat Hari Natal -Indonesian Christmas
Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe -Indonesian Christmas
Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Christmas
Seldom have so few cost so much to so many - Thomas Sowell on Liberals
Select Protocol:  (Z)modem   (Y)modem   (X)modem    (C)3-PO
Selectively slutty...
Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills.
Self Control, Not Gun Control!
Self Controll....NOT GUN CONTROLL~!~
Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation
Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation*
Self Destruct Initiated!!! 987654321..
Self Government without Self Control won't work.
Self Help Workshop: Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Self Help Workshop: Bio-Feedback and How to Stop It
Self Help Workshop: Looter's Guide to America's Cities.
Self Help Workshop: Money Can Make You Rich.
Self Help Workshop: The Primal Shrug
Self Help Workshop: You and Your Birthmark
Self Starters wont.
Self bondage doesn't really work out - Tom on handcuffs
Self defense: to be neither victim nor victimizer -- Claire Wolfe
Self destruct button: Don't push unless you really, REALLY mean it!
Self destruct out of order. Please try again later.
Self harming jealousy! Fie, beat it hence!
Self help books for midgets?  They're on the top shelf over there.
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Self is a prison  that can ever bind the soul.
Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
Self registers null comprehension.
Self starters--will not.
Self-Unemployed.
Self-control:  The ability to eat only one peanut.
Self-deceit is easy; what one wishes one believes is true
Self-deceit is easy; what one wishes, one believes is true.
Self-destruct order cancelled.  Have a nice day.
Self-destruct order cannot be cancelled..  Have a nice day
Self-esteem is a fragile flower and can be crushed so easily.
Self-government won't work without self-discipline.
Self-incrimination... tsk, tsk... should've taken the 5th.
Self-made man... Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.
Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.
Self-made man: a horrible example of unskilled labor.
Self-righteousness is a leading cause of blindness.
Self-sacrifice means - and can only mean - mind-sacrifice.
Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.
Self-serve tagline.  Think of something funny.
Self-trust is the essence of heroism. --Emerson
Selfish detective: Private I
Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others.
Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race -E.W. Gladstone
Selfishness is the only real atheism. - Israel Zangwill
Selfishness...alt.ego.
Selflessness: The highest form of selfishness.
Selina.  Don't you see we're the same?  Split right down the center.
Sell NASA? OkPay 10 Trillion Please.
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Sell! Sell everything, dammit! Sell!!!
Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff.
Sellebrities:  TV personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
Sellebrities: Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff.
Sellebrities: T.V. personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
Selling Fried Green Tomatoes along side the Information Superhighway
Selling candy to keep kids like ME off the street - Mike
Selma Bootie:  The first woman of the evening.
Selma ne naginji se kroz prozor! Selma!!!Pu kurvo raspala
SemWare Rivals RUMOURED to use TSE in RUSH development effort!
Semantical Philosophy, butthead! - Tom
Semanticists do it with meaning.
Semantics? Oh, I'm always up for some antics! <Riggs>
Semele, Virgin Mother, Great Mother of the Gods.
Semen - a term for sailors.
Semen is not a term for sailors....
Semen:  A sailor.
Semi auto. syst. for filing/retrieval BBS msg.
Semi-Annual after Christmas sale.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Semi-Quaver:  Intermediate violinists.
Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers.
Semiconductor:  A part-time orchestra leader.
Semiconductor:  Part-time band leader.
Semiconductor:  Part-time band leader...
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Semiconductor: Part-time orchestra leader.
Seminar For Males: PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Seminar For Women: Men Can Have Bad Days Too.
Seminar For Women: Why Cars Require Oil Changes More Than Once A Year.
Seminar For Women: Why Forests Don't Have Electrical Outlets.
Seminar For Women: Why Putting Down Other Women Shouldn't Be Enjoyable.
Seminar For Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar For blondes: Why Forests Don't Have Electrical Outlets.
Seminar For blondes: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar for Men:  Cooking -- Those numbers Between OFF and HI
Seminar for Men:  How to Put the Toilet Seat Down.
Seminar for Men:  How to ask for Directions.
Seminar for Men:  Laundry -- Red + White = pink.
Seminar for Men:  The Toilet Seat Goes up AND down.
Seminar for Men:  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas.
Seminar for Men:  You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver.
Seminar for Women:  Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
Seminar for Women:  Combatting The Impulse To Nag
Seminar for Women:  Communicating is Not Saying "Oh, nothing."
Seminar for Women:  Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
Seminar for Women:  How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
Seminar for Women:  How To Close The Garage Door
Seminar for Women:  How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
Seminar for Women:  How To Parallel Park
Seminar for Women:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
Seminar for Women:  If You Don't Want Excuses, Don't Demand Explanations
Seminar for Women:  Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
Seminar for Women:  Marriage - The Number One Cause Of Divorce
Seminar for Women:  Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
Seminar for Women:  Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
Seminar for Women:  Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkeness
Seminar for Women:  We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
Seminar for Women:  Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity
Seminar for Women:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar for Women:  You Can Change The Oil Too
Seminar for Women:  You Too Can Carry A Backpack
Seminars For Women: How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
Seminars for Kids:  "I dunno" is not the Answer
Seminars for Kids:  Does this look like a Barn? (AKA Close the Door)
Seminars for Kids:  The Latest Look or how to REALLY Annoy your Parents
Seminars for Kids:  Whining is not Communication
Seminars for Men:  You too can be the designated driver.
Seminars for Men:  Your Microwave -- Beyond "Popcorn"
Seminars for Teens:  You too can put Gas in the Car
Seminars for Women:   Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges..
Seminars for Women:  How to say what you mean with using allusions.
Seminars for Women:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges..
Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
Semipossible, v.: Having sex during a bungee jump
Semis! Why are they called double wide when they are double LONG?
Semper Fi, dude.
Semper Fidelis
Semper Ubi Longus Sub Ubi.
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where.
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Sempre Ubi Sub Ubi!:  (Always wear underwear!)
Sen-smeggin-sational <Rimmer>
Sen-smeggin-sational!  -A. Rimmer
Sen-smeggin-sational... <Rimmer>
Sen. James Exon:  Lieutenant in the Political Correctness Police Force.
Sen. Packwood's lawyers: Letcher, Fondler, Chauvinist, & Pigg.
Sen. Packwood's lawyers: Letcher, Fondler, Chauvinist, and Pigg.
Senator Dumbo was killed today - Tom
Senator Kennedy woulda handled this differently - Mike
Senator Packwood thinks 'harass' is two words.
Senator Packwood's NAFTA deal with Bill: a night in bed with Hillary?
Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her
Senators do it on the floor.
Send $20 and I will doubble your IQ or no money back
Send $20 and I will double your IQ or no money back.
Send $20 for my new book, "Money is the Root of All Evil"
Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth!
Send $50 and I'll double your IQ or no money back!
Send Amy Fisher and Lorena Bobbitt to settle Haiti.
Send Barney over Niagara Falls in an inflatable raft.
Send Barney to Dow Corning for silicone implants.
Send Barney to Dr. Kevorkian for a check-up.
Send Barney to Florida as a German tourist.
Send Barney to Guyana for kool-aid.
Send Barney to Iraq in a T-shirt that says "Shalom Y'all".
Send Barney to Jeffrey Dahmer's for dinner.
Send Barney to Las Vegas with no money and tell him to pay on credit.
Send Barney to Mexico and tell him to drink 8 glasses of water a day.
Send Barney to Somalia for a buffet.
Send Barney to Spain for the running of the bulls.
Send Barney to Waco Texas for a bar-b-que.
Send Barney to a movie with Pee Wee Herman.
Send Barney to deliver the mail without mace.
Send Barney to play in the woods with Bambi.
Send Barney to the DMV for anything.
Send Bill & Al packing back to the south in `96!
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
Send Bill Clinton candy; he has already had Flowers!
Send Clerics, Gold and Crossbows
Send Clerics, Gold and silver bullets...
Send Clinton & Co. down the WhiteWater rapids in a canoe w/o a paddle.
Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWERS.
Send Clinton and company down the White Water rapids.
Send Clinton candy, he's already had Flowers.
Send Clinton-Gore back to the South, and their husbands too!
Send Commander Iceman to the brig for creative editing!
Send Dr. Elders back to Arkansas!
Send Hillary where she truly belongs - to prison.
Send Hillary where she truly belongs -- in prison.
Send Joel his weekly diet of movie droppings - Dr. F
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money! The $#@! has hit the fan!
Send ME your money!
Send MORE Missionaries -- the last ones were DELICIOUS!
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
Send Rush Limbaugh to Bosnia to defend aid convoys.
Send Sarah Brady for a ride with Ted Kennedy.
Send Sarah Brady for a(nother?) ride with Ted Kennedy!
Send Sysop $$ To Quit..OR..Strike Any Key To Continue!
Send a man to the moon, why not a 24 hour dildo battery?
Send a message to ARCHIE @ 1:290/10, subject %HELP
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : <Falcon System<
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to Ron Bowman!
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to him.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: Charlene Deering.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: Orville Bullitt.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: ______
Send a thief to catch a thief.
Send all the details. Never mind the facts. Editor NY World
Send candy to Clinton.  He already got flowers!
Send down the topsails.  Prepare for a hurricane.
Send five dollars for our FREE brochure!
Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95!
Send her breasts right in, too - Crow
Send him home on the kindergarten bus! - Joy Not with me! - Todd
Send in the Marines!
Send in the clones. --Bringlordi leader.
Send in the clowns....Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Send in the clownsdon't bother; they're here. --Tom Servo.
Send in the disposable men in red!
Send lawyers, guns & money, the shit has hit the fan!
Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan!
Send lawyers, guns and money. -- Warren Zevon
Send lawyers, guns, & money...
Send lawyers, guns, and money!
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad get me outta this.
Send me $10,000.00 and I'll send you 25 words or less!
Send me $19.95 for a registered, working copy of this Tagline.
Send me $20 and I will double your IQ or no money back.
Send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
Send me $50.00 for the book: `Secrets of Multiple Taglines!'
Send me $50.00 for the book: `Secrets of Multiple recipes!'
Send me 1000$ and I'll show you how to make easy cash with idiots.
Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)
Send me a dollar and I'll send 3 cents to your charity.
Send me a dollar and I'll send 3 cents to your charity.
Send me to Honolulu! From there I'll *swim*! - Klinger
Send me to San Francisco. From there I'll hitch. - Klinger
Send me your money
Send me your tired, your poor... Oh! And a side of fries.
Send money - I need to go on vacation!
Send money NOW! I need it yesterday!
Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
Send money.
Send more tourists        The last ones were delicious!
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
Send one to a writer? Nope! They don't have time.
Send the Borg a copy of Windows 95.  That'll REALLY slow 'em down!
Send the Borg a copy of Windows. That'll REALLY slow 'em
Send the Custodians back to Custodia where they belong!
Send the virgins to wax my loin cloth !
Send this message in tttrrriiipppllliiicccaaattteee.
Send those robot twits 'Time of the Apes' - Dr. Forrester
Send up the peel & eat humans - Joel
Send us the cure, the sickness we have already.
Send you green and white pictures of dead presidents to
Send your mother-in-law flowers on your spouse's birthday
Send your spare mice to SOCKS@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Sends the all time loser headlong to his death...
Sene sovya caba'donde ain dovienya. - Mat Cauthon
Senile.exe not executed... Out of memory...
Senility is when you're years beyond your wise.
Senility means never having to drink just to forget.
Senility means never having to drink to forget.
Senility:  Been there, done that, forgot where I put the t-shirt.
Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead.  Watch for Golden Oldies.
Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant
Senior High School	- Lap Top Computer
Seniors are years ahead.
Senor Beavis, Como es Juan? "Uh, spaghetti!" huh huh huh
Senor Beavis, Como es Juan? "Uh, spaghetti!" huh mmm huh uh huh
Senor Butthead, Como es Juan? "Uh, burritos!" huh huh huh
Senor Butthead, Como es Juan? Uh, burritos! huh huh.
Senor Butthead, como es Juan? Uh, burritos! huhuhuh
Senor Orville, Come es Juan? "Uh, spaghetti! huh mmm huh uh huh
Senor Orville, Como es Juan? "Uh, burritos!" huh huh huh
Sensationalists do it sensationally.
Sensations, libations, that stagger the mind.
Senseless Massacre and Carnage?!?  Where do I sign up? - Janier
Senseless massacre & carnage?!?  Where do I sign up?!?
Senseless massacre and carnage?  Where do I sign up?
Senseless violence, isn't that what hockey is all about?
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
Sensitivity training: politically correct term for brainwashing.
Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life.
Sensor probe of Sol III reports no intelligent life.
Sensors are detecting a severe increase in thermal radiation.
Sensors identify the creatures as "Scrubbing Bubbles."
Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
Sensors identify the device as a Thigh Master , Captain.
Sensors indicate 1,564 Romulan Warbirds decloaking.
Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!
Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!!
Sensors indicate the creatures are "Scrubbing Bubbles."
Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain.
Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
Sent away to die, never quite knowing why...
Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer
Sentenced to 20 yrs.of looking at Clara Mortenson - Crow
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Sentimental gentlemen are not afraid to show you when
Sentimental???   No, I said you are semi-mental!
Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds with cake.
Separate two eggs?  Why are they fighting?
Separate two eggs? Why were they fighting?
Separate two eggs???  Why??? Are they fighting???
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
Separated at birth: OJ Simpson and Sideshow Bob
Separation of church and state: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Seperate the saucer, and while you're at it, jettison the teacup!
Seppuku: Japanese way to let it all hang out
Seppuku: unique Japanese way to let it all hang out.
Sequal to "The Godfather" - "War and Pizza."
Sequel to "Gorillas in the Mist": "Spanking the Monkeys"  -SLR
Sequel to "The Godfather" - "War and Pizza."
Sera Angel seeks Northern Paladin for dinner and banding.
Sera Angel seeks Northern Paladin for dinner and possible banding.
Serendipities are the best kind of discoveries.
Serendipity:  Getting Windows NT to boot on the first try.
Serenity through viciousness.
Serfs up  -- Spartacus.
Serfs up! - Spartacus
Sergeant "Wonder Woman" is on the loose! Evil doers fear reprisal!
Sergeant FORMAT vs. General Failure: The battle is on!
Sergeants do it privately.
Sergio Mendez and Airplane '66 - Mike on cheesy music
Serial Port - Red Wine on Grape Nuts
Serial killer strikes!  Mouse and modem found dead.
Serial killer strikes!! Modem found dead
Serial number?  We don't need no stinkin' serial number!
Serial number? We don't need no stinkin' serial number!
Serious Trekkies work out at the Dammit Gym.
Serious.com corrupted. Loading Silly.com instead
Serious?  Didn't he and Roebuck have a catalog, or something?
Serious?  Didn't he and Roebuck have a catalog?
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde
Seriousness is the very first step towards being dull.
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
Sermon good, missionary tasty. Send more soon.
Sermons are like pie crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons should be preached with lives,not lips...
Serocki's Stricture:  Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Serology - the study of English Knighthood.
Serology:  Study of knighthood.
Serology:  Study of knighthood...
Serology: Study of English Knighthood
Serpents are just sexy creatures with a bad biblical reputation.
Serum. The new CD from Rush - Tom on box marked serum
Serve The Computer!
Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. (PSA 2:11)
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Serves me right for not being musical. -- Capt. Renault
Service with a smile.  Flirt with a grin.
Service with a snarl.
Service: 1)What a bull does with a cow. 2)What the Phone Co. provides
Servile Software is a Gay Friendly Company!
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving the scum of Paris for over 300 years
Servo hungry! - Giant Tom Servo
Servo is like a precious little flower - Crow cries
Servo is sooo beautiful, man - Crow cries
Servo kill Movie Sign! - Giant Tom Servo
Servo kill? - Giant Tom Servo
Servo no kill! - Mike to Giant Tom Servo
Servo no like cookies - Giant Tom Servo
Servo! You're a cheap demigogue! - Crow T. Robot
Servo, I have a headache - Mike
Servo, what have we done? Servo, is that you?! - Mike
Servo, you're it! Psyche! - Joel plays tag with Bots
Servo: "Ah! This is enough to make k.d. lang turn hetero!"
Servo: Speech! * Mike: Speech! * Crow: Speech!
Servotron...you're using the Vorlon Cruiser as a *top*?
Sesame Street Wicca has been brought to you by Blessed B.
Sesamelexia:  Not knowing which is Bert or Ernie.
Seshat, Mistress of the House of Books.
Seska: Traitorous mycophile or dead porn star?
Seskuaplane: Bumps on top.. and underneath.
Session complete.  Neural links terminated.  Have a nice day!
Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice day.
Sessions presents: Faces Of Death--Tom Servo.
Set A Course 666Mark666 Warp Factor 9, The Devil System, Engage!
Set Buffers=10 on even days, =40 on odd days.
Set DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Set Phasers on Flashlight
Set Sex Ray for HYPERGASM, Fire at will.
Set designers do it obscenely.
Set for jump gate sequence start. - Ramirez
Set free the bears! And the pandas!
Set honor in one eye and death i' the other.
Set laser printers to "stun".
Set mode=Extremely verbose
Set phasers on  torture!
Set phasers on "Scramble" and fire at the phone company.
Set phasers on "saut*"!
Set phasers on "tease"...
Set phasers on 'Discuss Reasonably'. - Picard
Set phasers on ... torture!
Set phasers on Cajun Style.
Set phasers on Habanero
Set phasers on Shake 'N' Bake.
Set phasers on destruc... OOPS, Sorry.  Wrong echo...
Set phasers on tickle!
Set phasers on tickle! The new non-violent Star Trek.
Set phasers to "Major Software Revision."
Set phasers to "deep fat fry"
Set phasers to 'humiliate', Mr. Worf.
Set phasers to 'tickle'
Set phasers to Cajun Style.
Set phasers to SPANK
Set phasers to extreme itching!
Set science back 10,000 yrs. No problem - Tom
Set the channel changer to "STUN", Scotty
Set the channel changer to "STUN", Scotty.
Set the hook! Play him! - Tom as girl flirts
Set the razor for a crew cut - Tom
Set the sun trolls for the cart of the Hun.
Set theorists DO IT with cardinals.
Set theorists do it with cardinals.
Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live. - Is. 38:1
Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner!
Set twit filters to Danny Della Paolera.
Set twit filters to He.
Set twit filters to Orville Bullitt.
Set twit filters to Orville.
Set twit filters to Roger Barnes.
Set up, and DOOM with me, aha, come on and DOOM with me
Set your Phrasers on "PUN"!
Set your Phrases on to 'Pun'!
Set your course for #TN#'s home planet of Alderaan.
Set your course for @FN@'s home planet of Alderaan.
Set your course for Orville's home planet of Alderaan.
Set your course for YOU's home planet of Alderaan.
Set your course for his home planet of Alderaan.
Setting his death ray blaster on frappe, our hero sets off looking
Setting up external programs with Blue Wave
Settle down Beavis.  -Butthead
Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers! - Butthead
Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers. huh huh huh
Settle down Orville, you'll wet your pants.
Settle down, Orville. You're gonna soil your drawers. huh huh huh
Settle this first - who moved the stone?
Settle this first who moved the stone?
Settling for what they give you, you deserve what you get.
Seuss' Deli: One knish two knish red knish blue knish.
Sevareid's Law:  The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Sevareid's Rule:  "The chief cause of problems is solutions."
Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.
Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Ways To Win, Seven Holy Paths To Hell.
Seven Deadly Sins:  All the good stuff in a short list.
Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy!
Seven against one seems fair. - Trapper
Seven are your burning fires, seven your desires...
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Seven dead and they blame Marine training.
Seven deadly sins, seven days in a week. Hmm...
Seven down and three to go.....Dorothy?
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry.
Seven people in the front seat of a pickup truck just doesn't work.
Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Seven taglines in one blow
Seven years bad acting - Joel as man breaks mirror
Seven-course meal for a man...a hot dog and a six-pack.
Seventh Day Adventist - No **** on Saturdays.
Seventh Day Agnostic: official religion of the Taglines echo
Seventh Day Agnostic: official religion of the recipes echo
Seventy years they locked me away. - Killian
Seventy years young is sometimes better than forty years old
Seventy-five cents off the lemon?
Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Several species of small furry animals grooving with a Pict?!?
Severance Pay is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mr. Bobbitt!
Severe Error 102:  Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
Severe Memory Limitations
Severe interest penalty for early withdrawal. 
Severe mental error Low Level Brain Format recommended!
Severed heads? - You must mean the New England Patriots! *
SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
Sew much fabric...sew little time
Sewers are not good playgrounds...
Sex <check one> Male [ ]  Female [X]  All the time [X ].
Sex <check one> Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [ ].
Sex (M/F):  Could you repeat the question?
Sex (M/F):  My place or yours?
Sex (M/F):  Y
Sex (M/F): Could you repeat the question?
Sex (M/F): Gee, this is so sudden, can I think about it?
Sex (M/F): My place or yours?
Sex (M/F): Neither. I'm  a virgin.
Sex (M/F): other________________________
Sex (M/F, F/F, M/M):
Sex (M/F/O):
Sex (n.): Bags used for the storage of potatoes.
Sex ,Drugs and Rock 'n' Role-Playing!
Sex - Does God have a sense of humour or what?
Sex - the Vinyl Frontier
Sex - the poor man's polo.
Sex - when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex IS dirty  If you're doing it right.
Sex IS dirty If you're doing it right.
Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right.
Sex Slaves don't want to be emancipated.
Sex Slaves want to be
Sex Symbol: A woman that other women are jealous of, cuz they aren't one
Sex Symbol: Woman that other women are jealous of cuz they aren't one.
Sex Therapy Conference: He keeps *coming* back for more.
Sex after 50...is it live, or is it memorex???
Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope.
Sex after death - to be laid in a coffin.
Sex ain't dirty unless you're doin' it right.
Sex and D&D: Hot and Painful, but lots of fun.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!
Sex and Drugs and Unix
Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy 1 if you don't survive other
Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy one if you don't survive other...
Sex and chocolate: better together than separate!
Sex and coffee: a great combination, if you can find a big enough mug.
Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime.
Sex and food ain't everything, there's booze too!
Sex and food ain't everything, there's drugs too!
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
Sex at my age is like shooting pool with a rope.. - Bard
Sex at noon taxes
Sex by eight or it's too late.
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generation if no one had
Sex cures headaches.
Sex descriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex doggy style:  He sits up and begs; she rolls over and plays dead
Sex drive is a craving that begins in adolescence & ends in marriage.
Sex drives me crazy!  Others too!
Sex drives me crazy! Isn't it great!
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex drugs and crime, what will the tories try next ?
Sex for breakfast,brunch,lunch,dinner,what....no snack?
Sex for sundries is fun! Sex for sundries is fun! - Tom
Sex goddess: heaven on a dick.
Sex has no calories.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie.
Sex in a Volkswagon: Farfergnookie.
Sex in a corn field:  Porn on the cob?
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex instructor, first lesson free.
Sex is *the* monster in the box. - Senator Kreutzer
Sex is 10% Physical, 90% Mental.
Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!
Sex is GREAT!
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Sex is NOT to be done in moderation!!!
Sex is Natural, Sex is fun, Sex is best when it's Two on One!!!
Sex is a difficult subject. When it isn't hard, it's impossible.
Sex is a disrobic experience
Sex is a disrobic experience.
Sex is a goodness. It beats the hell outta card games!
Sex is a killer so die happy!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Sex is a matter of lighting - Noel Coward
Sex is a misdemeaner sport:  De more I miss, De meaner I get!
Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a misdemeanor.  The more you miss de meaner you gets.
Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss demeanor you get.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is a teenage activity carried on to adulthood.
Sex is a terrible thing to waste. Let me have it!
Sex is a two-way treat.
Sex is all in the lighting.
Sex is all right, but not as good as The Real Thing.
Sex is an emotion in motion...
Sex is as natural as giving birth.
Sex is bad for one.  - But it's very good for two.
Sex is better than golf (you don't need special shoes)
Sex is better than jogging.  You don't need special shoes.
Sex is better than logic and therefore I don't have to prove it.
Sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it!
Sex is better than logic.  You can't prove it, but it is.
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines 
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines - Picard
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. - Jean-Luc Picard
Sex is cleaner with a packaged Weiner.
Sex is dirty and disgusting -- save it for someone you love!
Sex is dirty only if done right!
Sex is dirty only if it's done right!
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven.  Are you ready
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so lets begin!
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents didn't have it, you w
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents never had it, you won't either.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't e
Sex is hereditary: if your parents didn't have it, you won't either.
Sex is important, but by no means the only important thing in life.
Sex is like a Bank. Once you withdraw, you lose interest! :-)
Sex is like a back account - when you withdraw, you lose interest
Sex is like a bridge game -If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
Sex is like a credit card, once you withdraw, you better pay interest.
Sex is like a credit card, once you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sex is like a credit card:  once you withdraw, you better pay interest
Sex is like a credit card: once you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sex is like a gun.  You aim, you shoot, then run.   - Aerosmith
Sex is like air - important when you aren't getting any!
Sex is like air, It's only a big deal if you can't get it.
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get a
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur...
Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't.
Sex is like chocolate, 'fat' isn't on our minds.
Sex is like cold pizza. Even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex is like credit - some get it, some don't.
Sex is like euchre If you haven't a partner, you need a good hand.
Sex is like good wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is like money - very nice to have but vulgar to talk about.
Sex is like riding a bicycle.  Pump up and down, harder, faster...
Sex is like snow, you always get at least five inches.
Sex is like snow, you always get at least one inch.
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is natural (unless you do it right)
Sex is natural except when done right.
Sex is natural, but not if done right.
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. <--Sounds raunchy!
Sex is natural, but not if its done right
Sex is natural, but not if its done right!
Sex is nature's way of saying Hi!'.
Sex is no one's business except the three people involved
Sex is no ones business, except the 3 people involved.
Sex is no-one's business except the three involved.
Sex is nobodies business except the three involved
Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved
Sex is nobody's buisness but the three involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the 1<=N<999999 involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the 3 people involved
Sex is nobody's business but the eight or nine people involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the nine involved
Sex is nobody's business but the one involved - Peewee
Sex is nobody's business but the three involved
Sex is nobody's business but the three involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved!
Sex is nobody's business but the two involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business but the two involved...and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business except the people involved, and their agent.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Sex is not a answer.  Sex is a question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is not a competition. Sex is not a job description.
Sex is not an answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is not an answer; it's a question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, and the answer is YES!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is not the answer; Sex is a question.  Yes is the answer.
Sex is not the answer; Sex is a question. Yes is the
Sex is not the answer; Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is only a pain in the arse if you miss
Sex is only as good as you make it.
Sex is only dirty if it's done right
Sex is only messy if it's done right.
Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.
Sex is power?...I like power!!  <g>
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Sex is the invention of a clever venereal disease.
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Sex is the salt of life. An I'm on a low salt diet!
Sex is vile and dirty.  Do it only to someone you love.
Sex is what women have and men want.
Sex isn't EVERYTHING!  (almost, but not QUITE!)
Sex isn't everything. But its right up there with oxygen!
Sex isn't fattening unless you swallow it.
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex isnt the answer.Sex is the question.YES is the answer
Sex kills the weak and unworthy.
Sex life? I remember that! It's when two Modems handshake! >;->
Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex must be wicked. Look how your parents were punished for indulging.
Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.
Sex on TV can't hurt you unless you fall off!
Sex on TV doesn't hurt ... As long as you don't fall off.
Sex on TV is OK, but I keep falling off!
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off.
Sex on TV? TV Guide now comes in a plain brown wrapper.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sex on television cannot hurt you (unless you fall off).
Sex on television?  Nah, I keep falling off.
Sex on the TV is OK -- if you don't fall off.
Sex on the side?  It's been so long - when did they move it?
Sex on the side?? Been so long -- when did they move it?
Sex on top of the microwave.  Done in just 30 seconds.
Sex only concerns the three people involved.
Sex or chocolate:  which is better?
Sex preference:  Male ( )  Female ( )  Both (X)
Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension.
Sex should be breath taking - literally!
Sex should be friendly.  -- Heinlein
Sex should be friendly.  Otherwise stick to mechanical toys.- L. Long
Sex should be friendly. -- Heinlein
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys. L. Long
Sex should be friendly..
Sex tones the body and makes two people feel good.
Sex was so good, San Francisco lit up(Michael Jackson)
Sex will outlive us all. Samuel Goldwyn
Sex with Love: Feeds a hungry mind & satisfies the soul.
Sex with Zaphaod,the best bang since the Big One
Sex with a redhead is like eating, three times a day oughta do it!!
Sex with a shape-shifter...oh, the possibilities!!
Sex with my wife is like magic, I get into bed and she disappears.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.  - Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. - Robert A. Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. -- Heinlein
Sex!  Lies!  Drugs!  Sounds like Congress...
Sex! Lies! Drugs! God, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! God, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! Man, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Sounds like parliament
Sex!! ...and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex!?!? - Ivanova
Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex, Drugs & Rock `n Roll!
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Role-Playing!
Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime...Don't ya just love Congress
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll all can blow your mind.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, God I love the Vatican!
Sex, Drugs, and Crime  God, I love Congress.
Sex, Drugs, and Crime...God, I love Congress.
Sex, Drugs, and Violence: God, how I love "Washington Week in Review"!
Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
Sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll BBS
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll ... but mostly sex.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll can't compare to buggy software.
Sex, hockey, and country music!
Sex, ladies and gentlemen!
Sex, ladies and gentlemen! --Crow T. Robot.
Sex, lies, drugs. Sounds like a typical teenager to me!
Sex, love and intimacy seminars with Teddy, Book NOW..
Sex, sex, ducks!  (Don't ask...)
Sex, sex, ducks!  Don't ask...
Sex,unix & rock-n-roll
Sex-changing alien amish murderers. --Geraldo or X-Files?
Sex.. and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex... The Final Frontier...
Sex...Drugs...Crime...Alcohol...God, I love TV evangelism!
Sex...and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex:  Male ( )  Female ( )  Not Enough (X)
Sex:  The most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex:  What comes after five.
Sex:  [ ] Male [ ] Female [X] As often as she's willing.
Sex: ( ) Male ( ) Female (X) Whenever I damn well want it!
Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF!
Sex: M__  F__  None of your bloody business!
Sex: Male ( )  Female  ( ) Not Enough  (X)
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough ( ) Same ( ) Opposite ( ) Either ( )
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough (X) Same ( ) Opposite ( ) Either ( )
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous
Sex: Something my body needs anyway.  I like that.
Sex: That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex: What comes after five.
Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [X] As often as she's willing.
Sex: ____ Male  ____ Female  ____ Horse  ____ Sheep  ____ Other
Sex: ____ Male  ____ Female  ____ Sheep  ____ Other
Sex: an acceptable chocolate substitute.
Sex: between 2 it's great: between 7 it's unbelievable.
Sex: even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex: the most fun you can have without laughing!
Sex: the most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex: the poor man's polo.
Sex?  I have no place in my life for it. -- Worf
Sex? Did you say sex?
Sex? I have no place in my life for it. - Worf
Sex?: (M)ale, (F)emale, (S)ometimes
SexDrugsCrimeAlcoholGod, I love TV evangelism!
Sexand you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high
Sexism from women is the most insidious form of sexism.
Sexism is a social disease.
Sexism is not a gender thing.
Sexist Me??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped..
SexistMe??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexists come in both sexes.
Sexometer:  ######################### 64%    Keep trying Babe!
Sexpot: last kitty in a strip poker game.
Sextant:  place to have fun on a camping trip
Sexual Harassment Suit:  Cutting 'em off at the pass.
Sexual Harassment legislation hurts women who want *real* equality
Sexual Harassment legislation makes female-as-child.
Sexual Harassment starts at the office.
Sexual Harassment will not be tolerated, .... will be graded.
Sexual Harrasment starts at the office.
Sexual Harris meant the ladies should watch their step.
Sexual Intellectual
Sexual harassment will not be reported, but it will be graded.
Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will be GRADED!
Sexual harassment won't be reported, but graded.
Sexual harrasment will not be reported, but it will be graded.
Sexual harrassment...where and what time?
Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.
Sexual orientation: prone; sexual preference: often.
Sexual preference not anything other than itself.
Sexual repression causes most of the violence in the world today.
Sexual stimulation only feels good if you do it.
Sexual stimulation only feels good if you do it...
Sexually focused chronologically gifted male - dirty old man
Sexually focused. chronologically-gifted individual and proud of it!
Sexy Slaves are hard to find....
Sexy is a state of mind.
Sexy men are nature's way of saying  keep it up!
Sexy women are nature's way of saying  keep it up!
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up!"
Sexy women are nature's way of saying, "Keep it up!"
Sexy zebras just prowl and vie for quick, hot matings.
Sexy:  uses a feather.   Kinky:  uses the whole chicken.
Sexy: Uses feather.     Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Sexy: Uses feather.  Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Sgt. Exposition & Detective Plot-play -Joel an cops talk
Sh*t, P*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cks*ck*r, M*th*rf*ck*r and T*ts. - G. Carlin
Shabon Spray! Akuryou Taisan! Moon Tiara Action!
Shabon spray!  -Mizuno Ami/Sailor Mercury
Shading within a garment may occur.
Shadow Warrior   More butt-kicking fun from Apogee!
Shadow extends from Amber to Chaos; all things are possible within it.
Shadow, Shadow, on the wingCome alive and smear that thing!
Shadowdale - Level don't count when yer dead.
Shadowmen, PSI-Corp and Minbari Warrior Castes.. Oh-Bother...
Shadows fall behind when we walk toward The Light.
Shadows? --Sheridan. That's the only name we have for Them. --Delenn.
Shaft! Elevator Shaft! - Joel
Shagams: Very attractive legs.
Shaka Khan, when the discos closed.
Shaka,         when the malls  fell.      - The L.A. riots of 1992
Shaka, when the Zulu fell.
Shaka, when the munchkins came to play.
Shaka, when the munchkins fell.
Shaka, when the sewers backed up.
Shaka, when the toilet backed up.
Shaka, when the walls fell Darmok/Picard
Shakaar Resistance Group Reunion Night. Enquiries to Major Kira Nerys.
Shakaar and Kira when the Kai Winn blew...
Shakaar/Kira when the reclamator whirred...
Shake dat booty baby...
Shake for breakfast, shake for lunch -Crow's square dance
Shake it off, you whiner - Jole
Shake it, but don't break it.  Sears & Roebuck don't still make it!
Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.
Shake the world and everything loose lands in Los Angeles
Shake well before and after use.
Shake well before using.
Shake yo' medicine rattle...
Shake your family tree & watch the nuts fall!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall ...
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall out!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Shakespeare and your mother certainly knew how to produce tragedies.
Shakespeare communicates at 1600 Bard.
Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated...
Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
Shakespeare was right! 
Shakespeare was right.
Shakespeare wrote good plays. You can write great tags with Messenger!
Shakespeare, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote
Shakespeare, of course, is the exception to the rule.
Shakespeare: 2b or not 2b; Kant: 2b is 2 do; Sinatra: dobedobedo
Shakespeare:2b or not 2b; Kant:2b is 2 do; Sinatra:dobedo\SLM
ShakespeareComm ... transmits up to 14400 bard.
Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the question....
Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard
Shaking it all about rules! - Hokay Cokay
Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver
Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver*
Shaky lines on the horizon / Snaky thoughts invade each person
Shala, shala, pa veshala...
Shalala, let's live for today - Joel
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? - Cold, wet and miserable.
Shall I frost the cake? Tom offered icily.
Shall I have Snotty beam you down sir?
Shall I log this in with the rest? - Vir
Shall I scream?  Let's scream together.
Shall I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
Shall I, wasting in despair, Die because a woman's fair?
Shall mortal man be more just than God? - Job 4:17
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we call the experts or cock it up between ourselves ?
Shall we play a game? - WOPR
Shall we see what kind of swordsman you've become? - Ramirez
Shalom B'Yeshua - Peace in Jesus
Shalom Shalame=Live long and prosper!
Shalom/Salaam/Pax Vobiscum/Namaste/Jai/Peace -Best Brains
Shaman add a different perspective to "beating around the bush."
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
Shame on you!!! for what you're thinking Jean Luc...
Shame on you, Bert I. Gordon! - Joel on cheap movie plug
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
Shamen do it like animals.
Shampiquefy: Diluting shampoo so that you don't have to buy more, yet.
Shampiquefy: diluting shampoo so that you don't have to buy more yet.
Shampooching:  Giving your dog a bath.
Shan tags have been found to correlate with Michael disease
Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the sq
Shane Courtney is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 bill
Shangri La on dope!  WE LOVE IT!
Shank's Pony - for those who have no car or friends....
Shape up or ship out -U.S. Navy
Shape up, Ringo!  This is WAR!
Shapely Betazoids feel sensations in crowded turbolifts.
Shar Pei: A Canadian talking about his new knife.
Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
Share Your Pain!  See Star Trek V with a friend!
Share and enjoy! - Sirius Cybernetics
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
Share the sacrifice...be a Co-Sysop.
Share your happiness with others today.
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Share.Exe not loaded... Unable to Share Coffee.  It's All Mine.
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased
Shared pain is lessened;  shared joy is increased.
Shareware - it only works if you pay.
Shareware ... it only works if you register!
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Shareware author dies - .GIF at eleven!
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Shareware is in the eyes of the freeloaders.
Shareware isn't Freeware, let's keep it that way.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
Shareware only works if you pay.
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Shareware worth using is worth paying for.
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underwear.
Shareware: Try before you buy, not until you die.
Shareware: forget the manual...phone the author at home!
Shareware?  Isn't that my old High School girlfirend?
Shareware?  Reminds me of a few girls in my school...
Shareware?  Reminds me of a girl I went to college with!
Shareware?  Reminds me of a girl in my high school!
Shareware?  Sounds like a girl I knew in high school...
Shareware?  Yep!  That's me alright!
Shareware? Isn't that my old High School girlfriend?
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl I knew in High School.
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl I went to college with!
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl at my high school....
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Sharewear - used clothing.
Sharing Genealogy information, is a rewarding experience!
Sharing a computer with your wife now?  I recommend:  DEL *.GIF.
Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience. -- Troi
Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience!
Shark, shark-oh, never mind-it's just my husband.
Sharkastic virus in the system, call antiPolice !!
Sharks don't attack lawyers - professional courtesy.
Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.
Sharks don't eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Sharks don't feed on lawyers; professional courtesy.
Sharks won't eat lawyers, due to professional courtesy.
Sharks: The Saint Bernards of the Sea
Sharon Stone of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant!
Sharon Stone... a piece of rock that could make me a flintstone...
Sharon's Camp for Wayward Motorcycles, Quesnel, BC
Sharon, Lois and Borg We are here to Asimimarinky-Dinkydoo.
Sharp as the leading edge of a basketball.
Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another
Sharp thinking usually comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.
Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner.
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Shatner DOS Prompt:  <KIRKHERE:\)
Shatner On The Planet Of The Big Winds:  To Baldy Go
Shatner, when the wig fell, his arms covering, his face red.
Shatner, when the wig fell.
Shattered dreams are a hallmark of our mortal life.  M.L.King
Shave & lobotomy...Two bits! - Joel sings
Shave And a Haircut, 2 Bits
Shave and a haircut... Two Bits!
Shave and lobotomy - two bits!
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shave tall, jump tall & crouch tall - Crow
Shaves as close as a scalpel or your face back!
Shazam! Babaloo! Viacom! QVC! - TV's Frank casts spell
Shazm! I didn't put in these chigger dots.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She "Love is peace and tranquility." He: "Nope, that's sleep."
She & the universe seem to have a special relationship" "Don't we all?
She *does* have her moods. --Hades on Demeter
She Feels Like A Brand New Man Tonight.
She Got the Kids and the money. I got a Head Ache.
She IS a saint - Crow on trampy girl
She Kills, but the violence is AGAINST women....who figger?
She Love is peace and tranquility. He: Nope, that's sleep.
She STILL looks better'n Lucille Ball in Mame - Mike
She about to impress us with her piloting skills.
She aches, just like a woman...
She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox
She already has, in a virtual, cyberspace sort of way  :-)
She always called me Rimmer. To rhyme with scum. --Rimmer.
She always gossips in the present vindictive.
She believes anyone on saying 'Read my Lips.
She blinded me with science!
She bought it! C'mon, lets scram! - Crow
She brings ice when I bring fire.
She broke my nose!   --    Better luck next time.
She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?
She came in through the bathroom window.........
She came, She saw, She...She...She...Oh Baby!!
She came, She saw, She...She...WOW!!!!!!
She can be frightfully trying at times, but she does make me laugh AGT
She can choose to abort [child] or to sue for support.
She can go from zero to bitch in 2.1 seconds.
She can if she wants to... I give her permission!
She can't take much more of this Captain.
She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty
She can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
She canna take anneh more, Cap'n!
She canna take much moor Captin...
She canna take much more o' this, Captain! -- Scotty
She cant stand the sight of pudding -Crow as girl screams
She changes everything She touches and touches everything She changes!
She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman.
She could take Pernell - Mike on girl wrestler
She could've worn clothes for this - Tom
She couldn't cook, but she knew how to bring men to the boil.
She crazy! She flip me over - Mike
She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkb
She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. 
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
She cussed me like a sailor, kicked a hole through the kitchen wall.
She dances with the ancient fears...
She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.
She did all the same stuff at her last concert - Mike
She did it! (Adam to God)
She did one too many Ready Whip hits - Crow on bimbo
She didn't fasten her chinstrap - Mike on girl's hairdo
She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter...
She died as she lived: Failing algebra - Crow
She does not dare to be herself. <Anais Nin>
She does this thing with quarters - Crow on stripper
She doesn't exaggerate.  She just remembers big!
She doesn't have PMS, she really IS a bitch!
She doesn't have PMS, she's really a BITCH!!!
She doesn't have bad dreams 'cause she's just a piece of plastic.
She doesn't need a helmet - Mike on girl's odd hairdo
She doesn't want to leave, she just wonders if there's life out there.
She don't care what's in style.
She don't eat meat, but she sho' like the bone
She don't love me she loves my automobile.
She dreams he'll come home from work and carry her away...
She drove me to drink. I'm been meaning to write and thank her.
She drowned at the end of her life.
She even flies her own jet, Tom leered.
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak  - Kurt Cobain
She followed me home.  Can I keep her?
She gave me a kiss that would cost $3 in a taxi.
She gave so much that only love remains.
She got a heart as big as her head.   William Bendix
She got another stallion in the paddock? - Potter to Burns
She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits.
She got the job because her husband is president!
She had a 'For Lease' sign tattooed on her forehead.
She had forgotten they were in Orville country, too.
She had more Chins than the Chinese phonebook!
She had more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.
She had to ride the heat of passion.
She hadt de kliene sitzen und de rozen titzen.  -- Benny Hill
She has P-M-S, E-S-P & a G-U-N. Don't even THINK about it!
She has PMS & ESP.  Now she's a bitch that knows everything.
She has PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic.  Any questions?
She has PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey. Any questions?
She has PMS and a handgun.....Any questions?
She has PMS, ESP and a GUN - don't even THINK about it!...
She has a 80386 mouth with a 8088 brain.
She has a receding hairline - Tom
She has an extra hip. Really disturbing - Mike
She has as much originality as a Xerox machine.
She has beautiful eyes...too bad she has three of them.
She has been found in more hotel rooms than the Gideon Bible.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head
She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
She has sex, she has options; he has sex, he risks prison for life.
She has so much bridgework, a man pays a toll to kiss her
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin - NIN
She has the smug look of having just dined on her husband.
She has to defend the mushroom people - Crow
She has wonderful muscles. Chekov.
She holds my hand, we share a laugh. Sipping orange blosssom breezes.
She holds the title & never lets go - Tom sings
She hoped and prayed that she could stop living - Hendrix
She if from a world alien to me now! -- Worf
She is a Chocolate lover maximas!
She is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
She is as hard to manage as a sleen..
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and has a Z80 for a brain
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and has a Z80 for a brain.
She is blonde/tall/beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
She is hot. --X-Files,
She is intolerable, but that is her only fault. - CM de Talleyrand.
She is not: a Bleached Blonde. She is: Peroxide Dependent.
She is one hot mama! - Tom on old lady speaker
She is one of my dead ends; I am trying to trace her lineage.
She is only sixteen - too young to be freeze dried!"
She is pure TV-movie pretty - Crow on overly made up girl
She is sausage-packed into that outfit! - Tom
She is so coy! I love it! - The Mask
She is so coy...I LOVE IT! - S. Ipkiss
She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
She is the doctor, I am just the crazy person!
She is the night, and my lonliness in bondage. - Danzig
She is the queen of my double-wide trailor
She is the weaver and we are the web.
She isn't as insane as we make her out to be.
She jumps w/out a chute & her hair opens up - Mike
She just decided she's dead - Mike on hokey death scene
She just likes the way he smiles.
She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that s
She keeps getting an AT parity error.
She keeps saying I don't listen to her, or something.
She kept sayin'  I didn't listen t' ha'o' sump'n.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her DD or something.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, ...or something.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something like that.  
She kept saying I didn't listen to her--or something.
She kept saying I didn't listen to heror something like that!
She kept saying I didn't listen to heror something.
She kept saying I never listen, or something...
She kept saying she never listened. Or something...
She knew she was on the losing end.
She knows how to drive a man right back to being a child.
She knows how to get the Maxi out of a Pad-Tom on bandage
She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably.<Anais Nin>
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She learned life from Bugs Bunny.   William Holden
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been - NIN
She left me a note, but I had to make up the chords.
She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.
She likes me!  She stole my recipe!
She likes me!  She stole my tagline!
She likes me! - Crow as girl winks
She likes me! She stole my Tagline!
She lives in a fire department training building - Crow
She lives in the thimble kingdom - Crow
She lives on the reflections of herself in the eyes of others. <Nin>
She looks just like Geddy Lee -Joel on girl with big nose
She looks like Jiminy Cricket - Crow
She looks like Pebbles - Crow
She looks like a Dodge Neon - Mike
She looks like a Romulan - Crow
She looks like a leather backed turtle - Crow
She looks like a munchkin from this angle - Crow
She looks like a negative image of Arsenio -Joel on alien
She looks like a racoon! Who does her eye makeup? - Crow T. Robot
She looks like a white member of the Supremes! - Joel
She looks like she's on something -Crow on bug-eyed alien
She loves me like she means it.
She loves me! Calloo-callay! - Principal Skinner
She loves nature... despite what it did to her face.
She made me French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
She makes you watch her from above --U2
She married me for my recipes.
She may have flaws, but she has teeth. -Sisko
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
She may very well pass for forty three in the dusk with a
She meant 'walk' the dog, not 'wok' the dog - Joel
She milks butterflies - Tom
She moves like a shadow across my skin --U2
She must around here some where. The modem is still warm.
She must be from Newfoundland - Crow on girl's accent
She must be one of Sen. Packwood's aids - Mike
She must be wearing mink, Tom inferred.
She must have studied under Jamie Lee Curtis - Crow
She never cried when old Yeller died.
She never kissed a parrot but had kissed a cockatoo!
She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner.
She now had 38 minutes to live - Crow
She now had somewhere between 35 & 37 mins. to live -Crow
She offered her honor, He honored her offer!
She offered her honor, He honored her offer!!
She offered her honor, so I honored her offer!
She offered her honor. He honored her offer!
She offered me a tete-a-tete, but I wasn't horny...
She only talks to me when the battery is dead.
She only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
She opened her mouth and I showed her what it was for. 
She picked up her pagan axe, and gave the echo 40 wacks.
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
She practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
She probably doesn't even know where the billiard room is.
She pulled he wheelchair to the edge of the shore - Hendrix
She punched Lancelot! But he kissed me!
She ran out of pronouns - Tom
She revolutionized the breast - Mike on big, busty girl
She rides on stormy seas and does not sink.
She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?"
She said I didn't listen to her, or something like that.
She said I looked awesome. - Duncan MacLeod
She said I never listen to her...or something like that.
She said all she had was rabbi cards - Crow on Gypsy
She said it was okay, but I felt like I just ate my young
She said she had nothing to wear.  I smiled.
She said she hasn't had a bite in two days. So I bit her!
She said she would not eat snails because she preferred fast food.
She said sperm. huh huh huh
She said the first step is the two step.
She said the word! - Tom after Gypsy swears
She said, "Deeper, deeper!" so I quoted Nietzsche in her ear.
She says I never listen to her...or something like that.
She says bring it on down, bring on the wave.
She says hello, you fool, I love you.
She scored a couple of keys - Joel on girl w/key ring
She seems almost lifelike - Crow
She sells C shells
She sells C shells by the C shore!
She sells... C shells...
She set her sister's hair on fire, sing rickety-tickety-tin...
She shooked and shooked. Then we smoked a cigarette.
She should have been a son
She should pack some more foam peanuts around him - Crow
She showed my her brighted star, What was the mirror for?
She showers frequently. I know because I watch her.-Hawk on Margaret
She sleeps above her covers. 4 FEET above her covers.
She smiled, and I think she winked her eye.
She so ugly she'd make a maggot gag at 50 paces.
She sounds like Moms Mabely - Crow on Gypsy
She speaks rather loudly for a rational creature..
She spreads as easy as butter on hot corn on the cob!
She stayed the whole timetalked a lot. -- Clinton
She steals the sun and shuts out the light --U2
She stole my cigars, too - Crow gruffly as old woman
She sure can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
She survived, now she's gotta be in the film - Crow
She tells me things, I listen well, drink the wine and save the water.
She thanks you kindly, turns away
She thought a penal colony was an all male nudist camp.
She threw a curve ball, and I rounded the bases of love.
She took me and gave me breakfast.
She took me in and gave me a bidgamite sandwich!
She tore my valentine in two, Tom said halfheartedly.
She travels like a rocket through the galaxy...
She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough.
She turned me into a NEWT!
She turned me into a newt! ....well, I got better.
She turned me into a newt! I got better...
She turned me into a newt!' 'A newt?' 'Well, I got better.
She turned me into a newt!.. Mmm, I got better.
She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away...
She undid the window quickly.
She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now.
She used to have an hour glass figure, but now time hangs heavy.
She used to kiss me on the lips, but now it's all over.
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows.
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
She wants to see you again, twisting on a string.
She wares my love like a see-through dress --U2
She was SO ugly they pushed her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
She was a BIG NUN with a mustache! - Tom
She was a T-bone talkin' woman; she had a hot-dog heart!
She was a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window
She was a carpenter's dream...flat as a board and never been nailed.
She was a pirate's dream...sunken chest!
She was a round hole. I was a square peg.
She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She was a stablemans daughter, and all the horesmen new her!
She was a suicide blonde; she dyed by her own hand.
She was a woman who thought she was a tagline...
She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She was breeding a dwarf but she wasn't done yet
She was dead kinky for sweetbreads.
She was gonna name her boat 'The Stereotype' - Crow
She was intent on having a "Klingon afternoon"<WDSNNE>
She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still
She was lying...I swear!
She was married to me. She had to be patient -- Riker
She was much prettier than her 4-color separation.
She was naked and then &Z>i?#+n*E#|2+A= NO CARRIER
She was naked and then+Z>i?#+n*E#|2+A=
She was no bargain, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
She was only a jockey's daughter, but all the horse men knew her.
She was only a mailmans daughter, but she went the whole route with me
She was only a moonshiner's daughter & I love her still.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
She was only a telegraph operator's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT
She was only a telegrapher's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT DI DIT.
She was only the Enterprise's surgeon, but not just anybody cadaver!
She was only the astronaut's daughter, but she knew how to take off.
She was only the bank manager's daughter, but she let me make a deposit.
She was only the bartender's daughter, and preferred men to liquor.
She was only the miner's daughter, but I let her work on my shaft.
She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box...
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her...
She was only the undertaker's daughter, but any man cadaver.
She was pure and innocent, at least for appearance's sake.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape. - George Ade.
She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ!
She was so fat, she had more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
She was so hungry for knowledge she ate a professor.
She was so nervous-didn't know whether to say: I do, I have, or I did.
She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
She was so ugly, I wouldn't even let her sit on your face
She was the Admiral's daughter - got caught with seamen in her navel.
She was the Admiral's daughter; she got caught with seamen in her navel.
She was the bootlegger's daughter but I love her still.
She was the chiropractor's daughter, but she was known in all joints.
She was the chiropractor's daughter; she was known in all the joints.
She was the coal miner's daughter but she had a mine of her own.
She was the coal miner's daughter, but she was nobody's fuel.
She was the electrician's daughter - she had all the right connections
She was the farmer's daughter but all the horse manure.
She was the farmer's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
She was the minister's daughter, but I wouldn't put anything past her.
She was the moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
She was the morticians daughter but anyone cadaver (could have her).
She was the optician's daughter and she made a spectacle of herself.
She was the prize-fighter's daughter but you should have seen her box.
She was the quarry miner's daughter, but everyone took her for granite.
She was the telegrapher's daughter, but she didit...didit...didit.
She was the undertaker's daughter but anyone cadaver.
She was using the landscape to hide herself!
She was wearing this sexy Freudian slip.
She was wrapped in plastic...
She was writing the way one breathes, the way one dreams..
She wasn't a John Wayne fan.
She watched her plan materialize...
She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
She who dies with the most fabric wins.
She who dies with the most recipeS wins!
She who dies with the most wool, gets fleeced.
She wiped it on her chin!!! - Crow as Mamie scratches ear
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
She won't get sick if your wrap your dick
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
She won't last forever, so why give her a diamond?
She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
She wore a smoke-coloured dress at dinner, said Tom ingratiatingly.
She would love you anyway, why won't you ask her?
She would rather be looked around at than up to.
She wrote a long letter...on a short piece of paper.
She'd be good sitting on a ritz - Joel as dino bites girl
She'd be so right to hold me tonight...
She'd been known to drink a few and show off her Texas tattoo.
She'd make a good boat anchor - Crow on drunk anchor lady
She'd make a good boat anchor. - Crow T. Robot
She'd slap you silly if you didn't like Willie.
She'll be a P... C... user! Got disks in her drives!
She'll be a PCuser! Got disks in her drives! <-TLP
She'll be all right. Inform Lord Bullitt we have a prisoner.
She'll be all right. Inform Lord Orville we have a prisoner.
She'll be alright.  Inform Lord #TN# we have a prisoner.
She'll be alright.  Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
She'll be comin' round the modems when she comes. She'll..
She'll be difficult to forget. - Picard
She'll be right, mate! Who? My missus, of course.
She'll fly apart!   Fly her apart then!  Capt. Sulu
She'll have Fun, Fun, Fun till her daddy takes her Spitfire away..
She'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her charge card away.
She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! -- Scotty
She'll prophesy your death but she won't say when.
She'll prophesy your death she won't say when.
She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants. - Bart
She'll sigh and thank God for won-won-won-wonderful...
She's 18 and very loose. Too bad it's 18 in dog years.
She's 4F:  fair, fat, female, and fifty.
She's ALIVE, Jim!  Pass the Trojans!
She's Dead Will, but you still need to use a condom!
She's EXTRA smokey - Crow on trampy girl
She's Infernal Affairs, Rog. <Riggs>
She's REALLY annoying - Mike on Lisa Loeb
She's Saran wrapped - Crow on girl's shiny dress
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
She's Stephanie Hodge-ish & I do mean 'ish' - Crow
She's THAT kind'a girl.
She's a Honky Tonk woman.
She's a Kitten With A Whip & it hurts so good -Mike sings
She's a _natural_ Blonde, Please Speak slowly
She's a bass.
She's a bird in a gilded cage.
She's a chiliholic, and she just can't help herself.
She's a dancing Millie Helper! - Crow
She's a drag.  A well-known drag.
She's a few cookies short of a dozen.
She's a gift -- Wesley
She's a gift. - Wes  Obviously, you unwrapped her. - Troi, "Q-In-Law"
She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
She's a great housekeeper. She gets divorced. She keeps the house.
She's a keeper! - Crow on magical lady of the lake
She's a lady alright. Her name is 'Enterprise' - Picard
She's a man. - Ace Ventura
She's a natural Blonde, Please Speak slowly
She's a natural blonde.  Please speak slowly.
She's a neat gal. She's from Remulak, FRANCE!
She's a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She's a sensation.
She's a skinny bride, but she'll soon fatten, being now fed both ends.
She's a straight back chair type - Tom
She's a suicide blonde... dyed by her own hand.
She's a tank - Crow
She's a witch!  Burn her!
She's a witch! Burn her!
She's alive Stimpy.  Pass the Trojans!
She's all right. She has to be. --Garibaldi.
She's already married, said Tom mistakenly.
She's always a women to me -Billy Joel
She's always saying "Ho-ho-ho". She's the best known ho-er in town.
She's an American girl...
She's an old maid, cause her father didn't have a shotgun.
She's as free as a breeze in her doeskin BVD's - Pocohonatas
She's barracuda bait! - Tom as alien girl wades in ocean
She's beautiful therefore to be woo'd. She's woman therefor to be won.
She's beautiful! Gorilla my dreams! - Tom sings on ape
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got HUGE...tracts of land.
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
She's been cheated on one too many times.
She's been everybody else's girl.
She's been known to move fast.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
She's been shot up pretty badly. - Ivanova
She's being followed by Al Gore - Tom on zombie
She's bisexual, but, alas, not with me.
She's briskly jogging from him - Crow
She's built like a brick sh...sh...showboat! - Crow
She's calling Confess'a'Murder - Crow
She's carrying her clothes on her head - Mike
She's chasing rabbits in her sleep - Crow on girl's dream.
She's cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
She's coming for you, Richie, & she's only the first! - Duncan MacLeod
She's coming for you, Richie, and she's only the first!- Duncan MacLeod
She's cute. He's cute. I'm cute. But in Purple I'm stunning. --Londo.
She's dangerous ... She's got what it takes to make ends meet!
She's dead Jim! But still warm.... Shall we flip a coin?
She's dead Jim! Get off her!
She's dead Jim, but she's warm. Flip for her?
She's dead Jim, but still warm, should we flip a coin?
She's dead Jim, but still warm.  Wanna flip a coin?
She's dead Jim, but still warm. Wanna flip a coin?
She's dead Jim, get off of her!
She's dead Jim.... Wanna flip a coin for it?
She's dead Jim..Still warm though.  Flip ya for her?
She's dead Jim.Wanna flip a coin for it?
She's dead, Jim!  But don't worry .. she'll come back as a Romulan
She's dead, Jim! But still warm, shall we flip a coin?
She's dead, Jim! But still warm. Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim! Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim! For God's sake, get off!
She's dead, Jim! I got the cookies, you get the merit badges.
She's dead, Jim! Jim!?!?! <SMACK!> Get off her, I said she's dead!!
She's dead, Jim! Now get off her. - McCoy
She's dead, Jim! Should we bury her or have some fun?
She's dead, Jim! UhhYou can stop flirting now, JimJim?
She's dead, Jim! We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim, but still warm Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim, but still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Jim, but still warm...  Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim, but the body's still warm. Flip you for it.
She's dead, Jim.  But don't worry - she'll come back as a Romulan.
She's dead, Jim.  But she's still warm.  Flip ya for her!
She's dead, Jim.  Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim.  Get off her!
She's dead, Jim.  Now get off her.  - McCoy
She's dead, Jim.  We'll have to wash dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim.  We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim. But don't worry - she'll come back as a Romulan.
She's dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack.
She's dead, Jim. Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim. Get off her!
She's dead, Jim. I got the cookies, you get the merit badge.
She's dead, Jim. Now get off her. - McCoy
She's dead, Jim. We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim...still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Riker.  But you still need to use a condom.
She's dead... wrapped in plastic!
She's delerious from the smell of bleach - Joel on blonde
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
She's doing the dead WOMAN float - Joel on drowned girl
She's doing the fish-flop again - Crow
She's down in the cellar with the amp turned up...
She's dressed as the Blue Earth Sugar Beet Queen - Mike
She's dressed like an Easter egg! - Tom on queens crown
She's dressing like Miss Hanson of the 5th grade - Mike
She's dying, Doctor.-- Sharaz Jek.
She's eating shoe polish! - Joel
She's fast enough for you old man?  What's the cargo?
She's flower units about the lad herself. :O'Brien - Babel
She's genuinely bogus.
She's getting Paul Anka: The Home Game - Crow
She's getting ready for a date w/Jerry Seinfeld - Crow
She's gone from suck to blow!
She's gonna eat me!!! - Pumba
She's gonna go vandalize Mr. Ed's house - Crow
She's gonna snap off his head like a Pez dispenser - Tom
She's got 30 pounds on him - Crow on geeky guy
She's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases
She's got Ernest Borgnine arms -- Tom Servo
She's got GI Joe hair - Crow on alien girl w/buzz cut
She's got HUGE...tracts of land!
She's got PMS and a .38; any questions?
She's got Sammy Davis eyes - Joel
She's got a Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel.
She's got a LOT of face going on - Mike
She's got a big scab on her knee! - Crow on girl in film
She's got a closet full of dead shoe salesmen! - Tom
She's got a darling triangular figure - Crow
She's got a deep voice, for a dog. --Crow T. Robot.
She's got a face like a Sunday school picnic. - Dick Powell
She's got a few bad sectors in her hard drive
She's got a frontal bike rack - Tom on cleavage
She's got a heart like a hurricane.
She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul
She's got a nice republican cloth coat - Mike
She's got a room on the 400th floor! - Mike
She's got an orthopedic body - Mike
She's got good wine...
She's got her hair on sideways - Crow
She's got her lug nuts rattling in her hubcaps
She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
She's got her own sense of humor - Mike
She's got his whole gland in her hand.
She's got kind of a Pernell Roberts strut - Crow
She's got legs like the Army..Open for all men from 18 to 35.
She's got more face than she needs - Crow
She's got more pancake than IHOP - Mike on girl's makeup
She's got pretty eyes - Tom on voodoo girl's weird makeup
She's got really nice skin for a junkie - Crow
She's got rhythm, she's got something I need...
She's got tagline fever, and is spreading through all the echos!
She's got teeth like a Ferengi! - Mike on trampy girl
She's got that crazy look in her eyes again!
She's got the best leg flop in the business - Crow
She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast.
She's gowt wegs...and she knows how to ywse them.   ZZ Fudd
She's guilty of thought crimes! - Mike
She's hot. --X-Files.
She's in my heart now where my blood belongs. - TMBG
She's into the pits for a new slip! - Tom
She's just buying her time.
She's just tagging along for the pun of it.
She's listening to her de-humidifier - Mike
She's living in seduced circumstances - single and pregnant.
She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror.
She's looking for her middrift - Tom on girl's blouse
She's mine, averred the Cockney chauvinist.
She's my kind of ghoul!
She's my niece*Really*. - Maurice
She's my sunny girlfriend, and she just doesn't care.
She's no fun; she fell right over!
She's not a "ditchpig" she's an outright "roadkill"
She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced!
She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source!
She's not a gossip, just an interesting oral history source!
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid...<DUCK>
She's not coming up until he starts blowing.
She's not cooking on all burners.
She's not dead.  She's metabolically challenged.
She's not only merely dead, but really most sincerely dead.
She's not only merely dead, but realy most sincerely dead.
She's not really fanning herself, she's refueling!
She's not that kind of girl--but she should be.
She's not the cheating kind.
She's nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast.
She's only 17..  - This is Joey Butta-fuko's theme song. -- Butthead
She's prepped, primed, loaded, locked - and ready to kick some ass.
She's probably Missouri cynic - Mike on voodoo girl
She's putting on her tassles, now - Tom on girl singer
She's ready Jim..Lock and Load!
She's ready, Jim; Lock and Load!
She's really over-dressed for this culture - Crow
She's really..  most sincerely..  dead.
She's rich -- Luke
She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got HUGE...tracts of land- MP
She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got HUGE...tracts of land...
She's rich, she's pretty, she's got big...er, um, cars.
She's rich-- Luke
She's rich.
She's romantic unless you fart or something...
She's saucier than this town deserves - Tom
She's sewed more oats than Uncle Toby.
She's short a few cards.
She's sick and twisted, I admire that in a woman. -- De Sade
She's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
She's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
She's sneaking into her OWN lingerie drawer - Crow
She's so *Perky* - Kill her... -- Crow
She's so fat in a bikini that sumo wrestlers laugh.
She's so fat that at her wedding, they threw puffed rice.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over!
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
She's so fat, when she sings ... it's OVER!
She's so lazy, her exercise bike has "Cruise Control."
She's so ugly she could scare the bad sectors off your hard drive!
She's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out
She's so ugly, looks like her face was on fire and put out with petrol
She's so young, she could be your grand-grand-daughter.
She's spending a year dead, for tax purposes.
She's squishy? She's got the reds? - Crow
She's standing on Donna Reed - Mike
She's such an ugly little dolly / and she's making you look very silly
She's the healthiest being of her species I have ever seen.
She's the one named Sailor Moon.
She's the original good time that was had by all!
She's three dots short of a tagline.  :)
She's too mannish for Alice B. Toklas - Crow
She's too old for teddy bears and too young for wolves.
She's too young for Medicare and too old for men to care.
She's too young for wolves and too old for teddy bears.
She's tossing her panties! - Crow as girl throws bottle
She's trying to give someone the SLIP-Tom on girl in slip
She's trying to make it in her daddy's world.
She's trying to put my body in her brain  Hendrix
She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom - Tom
She's turning me into someone else -- NIN
She's turning me into someone else.
She's was so ugly Senator Packwood kept his hands to himself.
She's wearing 'Defiance green' - Tom
She's wearing Huggies! - Crow on girl's baggy swimsuit
She's wearing a novelty terry top! - Crow
She's wearing ooga horns - Crow on girl's earrings
She's with child.  I can't leave her in a kennel...
She's young, she's beautiful, she's got huge tracts of land....
She's...Hiding...Behind...A WINDOW!! - Crow on bimbo
She:  Excuse me, do you have the time?   He: Do you have the energy?
She: "Love is peace and tranquility." He: "Nope, that's sleep."
She: I've had better nights.  He: You've seen better days.
Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance.
Shedding the light... LIBERTY NORTHWEST BBS NETWORK (1:346/16)
Sheeeeeeh I hate it when things don't go right!
Sheeelaalah... Orville's liberal as she can be.
Sheeelaalah... she's got Orville down on his knees.
Sheeelaalah...I've got @FN@ down on his knees.
Sheeelaalah...I've got YOU down on his knees.
Sheep = Tampon for an Elephant.
Sheep DO IT when led astray.
Sheep DO IT with Kiwis (NZ has a reputation for that sort of thing).
Sheep are best!
Sheep are good and they know it.  They'll flirt with ya'.
Sheep do it when led astray.
Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet.
Sheep testify:  " Rush actually loves animals!"
Sheep=Tampon for an Elephant.
Sheepherders do it on the lamb.
Sheer SIZE!
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable
Sheer terror:  Ensign Ro with PMS...
Sheergear: The contents of a lingerie shop.
Sheesh!  Even when I'm NOT guilty, I'm guilty
Sheesh!  I make the universe in six days and people want PROOF?
Sheesh!  The random tagline strikes again!
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Sheesh! Hope you like Beavis & Butthead! :-)
Sheesh! I make the universe in six days and people want PROOF?
Sheesh! That is a lot of Taglines for sure!!!
Sheesh! That is a lot of recipes for sure!!!
Sheesh! The *instructions* I receive <BEG>
Sheesh! They're in a time warp. ... Windows and no computers!
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send in the lawyers!
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Sheesh!...the neanderthals that I'm coming across!
Sheesh, Orville--not *another* pain in the `karass'?!
Sheesh, some people...
Sheesh, these people need a life!
Sheesh, you've got that right! :-( {Much truth in Taglines!} :-)
Sheet short of a paper airplane
Sheila is an Ash-kisser!
Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Shekina, The Indwelling One.
Shell to DOS    Come in DOS   Do you COPY?
Shell to DOS Shell to DOS, come in, DOS Over.
Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy?
Shell to DOS, shell to DOS... come in DOS... Do you copy?
Shell to DOS. Come in, DOS Do you copy?
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS, come in, DOS... Over.
Shell to DOS... come in DOS... Do you copy?
Shell to DOS... come in, DOS... do you read... over?
Shell to DOS....Come in DOS....Do you copy? <groan>
Shell to DOS....Come in, DOS.....Do you Copy?
Shell to DOS....come in DOS....do you copy?
Shell to DOS...Come in Dos, do you copy?  Shell to DOS...
Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no...
Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...oh no...
Shell to DOS...come in, DOS...do you read...over?
Shell to DOSShell to DOS, come in, DOSOver.
Shell to DOScome in DOSDo you copy?
Shell-out:  Shopping at CompUSA.
Shelly Winters & Ernest Borgnine! - Crow on two gorillas
Shemhamforash!                                            Hail Satan!
Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai -Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Shepherd's Pie = 3.141592653589793238462643383279 sheep
Sheri Belafonte in Harper - Tom
Sheridan. Learn. --Kosh.
Sheridan: One teddy bear to launch!
Sheriff Dept toilet stolen; officers have nothing to go on
Sheriff's toilet stolen, police have nothing to go on.
Sherlock Holmes investigates the case of the disappearing ferret
Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated
Sherlock Holmes: "You see, but you do not observe."
Sherlock Holmes: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated.
Sherman, set the Wayback machine for Sodom and Gomorrah!
Shevelson's Extension: .  ... having done its damage.
Shew ourselves glad in him with psalms. - Psalm 95:2
Shh - if you listen, you can hear pigs flying.
Shh the topic cops are coming.
Shh!  Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  We're hunting Tosk!
Shh!  Be vewy quiet.  I'm hunting Womulans!!
Shh!  Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears.  E. Fudd
Shh!  Be wery quite!  I'm hunting taglines
Shh!  The Christians think they're alone up here. -- God
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!    Captain Elmer Fud
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
Shh! Be vewy qwiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwows!
Shh! Be vewy qwiet. I'm hunting dose peskwey wuntime ewwors. Hahahaha!
Shh! Be vewy qwiewet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.
Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.
Shh! Be vewy qwiwet. I'm hunting dose peskwey wuntime ewwors.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting taglines! Heh, heh!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting taglines
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines!
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. - E. Fudd
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors...
Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here!
Shh! I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Shh!, Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.
Shh, be vewy quiet; I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh, this is my favorite deodorant commercial - Calvin
Shh.  Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
Shh. Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
Shh... The Time Lords are watching.
Shh... the topic cops are coming.
Shh......My little voices are talking.
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shh...be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wuntime ewwows...
Shhh!  Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  We're hunting Tosk!
Shhh!  Be vewy quiet!  I'm assimiwating Womulans! -Elmer of Borg
Shhh! A "Whopper" under that lilly pad. Plunk. SPLASH!! ZINNGGGGG!!!
Shhh! Be vewy quiet! I'm assimiwating Womulans! --Elmer of Borg.
Shhh! Be vewy qwiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwows!
Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet--I'm hunting Womulans!
Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone. - God
Shhh!:                             Danielle Soloud*
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud
Shhh, I think the room's bugged.
Shhh, I'm acting! - Tom as hero
Shhh, somebody is reading what you type.
Shhh.. we'll wake my parents.  Your Parents? I thought they were mine!
Shhh...it's supposed to be a secret.
Shhh...the Christians think they're alone up here.   --G-d
Shhhh!  The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhh!  The Maestro is decomposing!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shhhh! I'm hunting and I see some Tagline Twacks!
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . .
Shhhh! The Canadiens game is on!
Shhhh! They'll hear you!
Shhhh!!  There are paranoid people EVERYWHERE!
Shhhh, Be Veewwyy Quiet, Pete Is Hunting Awiens...
Shhhh, people are wrestling! - Crow
Shhhh...I'm snaging recipes.
Shhhh...I'm stealing taglines.
ShhhhI'm stealing Taglines.
Shhhhh!  The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhhh, NOBODY KNOWS! I'M ON!!  PROZAC!!!
Shhhhh, not now. Married With Children is on!
Shhhhh... The moderators coming...
Shhhhhh... the topic cops are coming
Shhhhhh.....I'm plotting against Ross Perot.
Shhhhhh.....The moderator is coming!
Shhhhhh.....the Topic Cops are coming.
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming
Shhhhhh..The moderator is coming!
Shhwiinng! - "Hey wait a minute, it's >Snikt!< you idiot." - Wolverine
Shhwiinng!--Hey wait a minute, its Snikt! you eediot---Wolvie
Shields Up!  Red Alert!!!  /  William T. Riker (1st Commanding Officer
Shields Up! Ooops, too late.
Shields and deflectors up, Sir.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain Bullitt.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain Orville.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain.
Shields down!  Green alert!
Shields up! - Kira   What shields? - O'Brien.
Shift into another dimension if it helps - Crow
Shift microwave power to FULL...LAUNCH BROWNIES!
Shift to the left!  Shift to the right!  Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BTYE
Shikkari shinasai, Priss!  Don't let them get you!
Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
Shin (n)  Device used to locate furnature in the dark.
Shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.
Shin - A device used for finding furniture in the dark
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin - a device for finding furniture in the dark..
Shin - a device used to find furniture in the dark.
Shin n.: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin-Mu, Mother of Perfect Intelligence.
Shin...a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin: A device to find stationary objects in darkness!
Shin: Device for locating furniture in the dark.
Shin: Device to find furniture in the dark ....
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin: device for finding furnature in the dark.
Shine on, you crazy diamond. - Pink Floyd
Shine on, you crazy diamond....
Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year) -Japanese
Shiny happy people die in throngs.
Shiosni. - Franklin Guzentite. - Garibaldi
Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
Ship ahoy.  Uncle Fester
Ship crashes on water world -- Voyager to the bottom of the sea.
Ship it.
Shipfish do it in the oceans!
Shipped via Qmodem . . .
Shipping Clerk Wore Khakis - Crow
Shipping line closes down!  @#$|faw\F  NO FERRIER
Shipping: sending by car.  Cargo: sending by ship.
Ships ahoy! said Tom fleetingly.
Ships don't COME in, they're BROUGHT in.
Ships don't come in ...they are built..
Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams.
Shirley MacLaine: Death's a bitch, and then you live again.
Shirley Maclaine hasn't got a clue!
Shirley you jest.
Shirley you jest.  -SLR
Shirley's Law:    Most people deserve each other.
Shirley's Law:  "Most people deserve each other."
Shit Happens.
Shit hit the fan.....I was recieving!
Shit!  I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!
Shit, we're dead!
Shiv'ring through the skyin snowflake chariots...
Sho-ping. Martial art using technique of kew-pon.
Shock absorbers on atom bombs.
Shock me - say something intelligent
Shock me, say something intelligent!
Shock! -watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.
Shocked actors: cast aghast
Shocking that anybody would even IMAGINE such a thing!!
Shoe goes on. Shoe goes off. Shoe goes on. Shoe goes off.. - Homer
Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
Shoemakers do it from their sole.
Shoemakers do it to last.
Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper
Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper*
Shoes R required 2 eat in cafeteria;socks can eat anywher
Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
Shojo Manga - Handbooks on earth style love.
Shoot - I left San Diego about 4 months ago - Holly Sullivan
Shoot a snowbird, and redeem for valuable prizes.
Shoot all "endangered" species.  Get it over with!
Shoot all fanatics.
Shoot all the Radicals!
Shoot at Will, Thank you Data, I mean, Number One -Picard
Shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Shoot first, then call whatever you hit the target.
Shoot for the moon.Even if you miss it,you will land among the stars.
Shoot from the hip; aim fer the groin.
Shoot from the hip; aim for the groin.
Shoot him! - Crow after Tom says armadillo was on TARKUS
Shoot it, Bubba, it might be my mother-in-law!
Shoot low, boys!  They're riding shetland ponies!
Shoot low, sheriff - they're ridin' Shetlands.
Shoot me, I'm White!
Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
Shoot me. - Slappy Squirrel
Shoot the picture, let God sort it out - Tom
Shoot them down in a friendly fashion. Admiral Halsey, 1945
Shoot your program and put it out of its memory!
Shoot, I've already gone too far....why stop now?
Shoot. I just waxed that boat - Crow on burning boat
Shootin' gives a man an appetite!
Shootin' the breeze. Shootin' his fish. <Riggs>
Shooting developers is morally correct in Florida.
Shooting holes in the bible... er... Republican party platform.
Shooting rhubarb! - Tom mumbles during fight
Shooting tourists out of season is a no-no!
Shooting yourself?! You ought to be shot for that! - Frank Burns
Shootout at the 640K Corral
Shop around, you can't beat that price.
Shop as usual and avoid panic buying.
Shop at SHEARS...The Clip Joint
Shop today for tomorrow they may cancel your credit card.
Shoplifter: Cost-of-living adjustment specialist.
Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol.
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol.
Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER
Shopping tip: Shoes are $.85 at bowling alleys.
Shopping trolly: Device to train women to walk on their hind legs
Short a few cards.
Short attention span recipe
Short attention span tagline
Short circuits do it intermittently.
Short circuits got no reason to live.
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
Short description of a USR modem: You install it and forget about it! :)
Short guys, tall women in miniskirts.  What a combination!
Short help is better than no help.
Short little kraut! - Tom on German
Short memory span.  Need another couple Meg in the head!
Short men. Tall Women. Mini skirts.  <VBG>
Short of stature, wide of vision, narrow of purpose. -Krull
Short order cooks do it quickly.
Short people RISE to the occasion.
Short people are vertically challenged.
Short people don't need shrinks.
Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors.
Short quotes are like fences. - Both make good neighbors.
Short women only dance with short women - Mike
Short-circuited between the earphones.
Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe!
Short-term memory?  Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
Short-term thinking can lead to long-term disasters.
Shortage of men? I don't care how short, just isn't enough of'em!
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line
Shortcut: longest distance between two points
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death--Floyd.
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death--Pink Floyd.
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death..
Shorter taglines are better?  No wonder mine aren't funny!  But then again, I
Shortest novels ever written, Italian War Heroes.
Shortly Dwarves will do it.
Shortwave listeners do it with frequency!
Shot Bill and you'll unite the U.S.
Shot down the Umbillicus at about 700 miles per sec - Tom
Shot of whiskey in herbal sleepy time tea soothes the psyche.
Shot through the heart by the grammar police!
Shotgun Wedding: Case of wife or death!
Shotgun wedding. Case of wife or death.
Shotgun wedding:  a case of wife or death.
Should I *eat* this or lace it up and *wear* it!?
Should I be perterbed by that substance on the floor?
Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased? - Crow T. Robot
Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased? -Crow
Should I consider this to be OFFICIAL flirting, @FN@?
Should I consider this to be OFFICIAL flirting, YOU?
Should I download logs? / Grab it, store it, shove it. - Ivanova
Should I eat at a restaurant called "The Fu King Palace"?
Should I ever respond or talk to her lawyer?
Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Should I file a joint income tax return with my spouse?
Should I follow the PATH or the Yellow Brick Road?
Should I get a gun for crooks or a Handycam for cops?
Should I get into my underwear? - Crow as bimbo
Should I have Snotty Beam you down?
Should I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
Should I have a written contract with the lawyer?
Should I just submit to my taglined fate??
Should I or shouldn't I?... Too late, I did!
Should I pull myself together or let myself go.
Should I put the cow on the catapult now?
Should I scratch your belly or what? - Tom
Should I shop for a lawyer? How?
Should I tell my lawyer the whole truth?
Should I weed the lawn or say it's a garden?
Should You Have Mail ?
Should a gay have to pay a Sirtax?
Should a good Quaker even _know_ these words?  ;>
Should a gynecologist look up his old girlfriend?
Should a gynecologist look up old girlfriends?
Should a virgin be called a notyeterosexual?
Should another universe emerge, this product cannot be guaranteed.
Should another universe emerge, this recipe is void.
Should another universe emerge, this tagline is void.
Should another universe re-emerge, this product cannot be guaranteed.
Should be available in many large libraries.
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing.
Should have thought a bit harder about that speech, really--Rimmer
Should have thought a bit harder about that speech. - Rimmer
Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo
Should people who live in stone houses throw glass?
Should science attempt to land @FN@ on the sun?
Should science attempt to land YOU on the sun?
Should science attempt to land a man on the sun?
Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?
Should the airport have a volunteer fire department? -Tom
Should they just leave him there? - Tom on corpse
Should we all reveal our virtues we would also laugh for the same cause.
Should we eat him or bury him? -- Crow T. Robot
Should we just leave the dead guys there? - Crow
Should we not... come out and be revealed to the world? Koresh
Should we tell the children when we move?
Should we tell the children when we move?
Should you choose to accept this mission...
Should'a never had those little Vietnamese peppers - Mike
Should'a never had those little Vietnamese peppers-- Nelson
Should've watched more DS9. It makes TNG continuity seem childish. :-)
Shoulda got earthquake insurance.- Duncan MacLeod
Shouldn't "misandrist" be spelled "MSandrist?"  
Shouldn't Siamese cats come in pairs?
Shouldn't a self-addressed envelope be addressed "Envelope"?
Shouldn't it be men who ride side-saddle.
Shouldn't sell Class C narcotics in there - Tom on school
Shouldn't the moderators contribute in their echo..?
Shouldn't the wind just cry 'Mary'? - Crow on wind demon
Shouldn't there be a dragon around pretty soon? - Tom
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Shouldn't we be charging admission for this?! -- Zach
Shouldn't we get back to the office & speculate? - Tom
Shouldn't you be doing something now?
Shouldn't you be doing something useful?
Shouldn't you be guarding Oswald? - Mike on guy in suit
Shouldn't you be peeking into someone's mind?
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
Shout louder!  Maybe your god is deep in thought or busy.
Shout to a Scout on this BBS.
Shout with joy to God, all the earth! Sing the glory of his name!!
Shouting 'Moooo' at a minotaur is not conducive to long life.
Shove your Political Correctness up your calorically challenged *ss.
Shovel off two truffle-o, sang Miss Piggy.
Show & Tell: Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee.
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response.
Show confidence, computers sense fear or uncertainty.
Show feminists how you feel -- give them half a "peace sign."
Show feminizts how you feel -- give them half a "peace sign."  
Show forbearance, benevolence and love to one another.
Show him death and he'll be content with a fever -- Persian proverb
Show me a dead ringer, and I'll show you a deceased Avon lady.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
Show me a good Tagline And I'll steal it.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.  -Leo Durocher
Show me a mother and I'll show you stress
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you a person
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you -C.G. Jung
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung
Show me a sane man and I'll cure him for you.
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you. -Carl Jung
Show me a sane man, and I'll cure him for you!
Show me a sane man.  I'll cure him for you.
Show me a tax-collector and I'll show you a dead man.
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
Show me don't tell me -RUSH Show Don't Tell
Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing. - Lister
Show me something built to last
Show me the glen where the kippers roam free.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar.
Show me the ways to get around the get around.
Show me the ways to get back to the Garden - Tori Amos
Show me you care, snag my recipes.
Show me you care, steal my Taglines.
Show me your Tagline! Oh, really?
Show me your recipe! Oh, really?
Show me your tagline! Oh, really?
Show respect for age, drink good AGED Scotch.
Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
Show respect for age.  Drink good scotch for a change.
Show respect for police officers and firefighters.
Show respect for teachers.
Show some intelligence - crap your ShowView handset
Show them who'se the boss!
Show these kids the door! That's OK, we can see it from here!Yakko
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
Show us the taglines we have earned...
Show us your tallywhacker!
Show victims you care, hang a criminal today!
Show's over. Go away. - Yakko Warner
Shower with the people you love.
Shower with your Honey...it's good clean fun
Shpider! (He is our Hero!)
Shpider! (Must Stop!)
Shpider! (Step on Shpider!)
Shpider! (We Love You, Shpider!)
Shred the serious Bandwidth!
Shred your kid's Barney doll.
Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw
Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw.
Shredded Wheat should be eaten with a fork.
Shredder? ... SHREDDER! I thought this was the COPIER!!!
Shreddies...Official Breakfast of the Rose Law firm.
Shrews do it vindictively.
Shrieking his lines shrill as a fish wife - Tom reads
Shriners do it conventionally.
Shrink Rap:  A group of psychiatrists conversing.
Shrink to Jaws: "Tell me about your childhood".
Shrinkage: now given the number of trick-cyclists that abound.
Shrodenger's cat games #23: Ha! Made you look!
Shrouds have no pockets.
Shubert didn't finish it.
Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven
Shudderbugger: Vacationing stranger who wants you to take his picture.
Shuffleboard is not a game for cowards and weaklings.
Shure an would there be anyone havin a few Oyrish tagloins..?
Shure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Shut 'er down Scotty, the warp drives are sucking mud!
Shut Up & Kiss Me!"
Shut Up Or You'll SCARE AWAY THE FISSSHHH!!!!! - Ren.
Shut Up Wezzley!!! - Picard
Shut Up You Fool, You're A Cat, You Don't Have Any Pants! - Ren
Shut Up You! - Ren.
Shut him up or shut him down!
Shut up 'n' play yer guitar.
Shut up @FN@, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up Beavis! Do I have to slap you again?
Shut up Beavis, we're missing this hockey game & it doesn't even suck
Shut up Beavis, we're missing this hockey game & it doesn't even suck!
Shut up Beavis, we're missing this video and it doesn't even suck!
Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!
Shut up Beavis. Don't make me kick your a** again. --Butthead.
Shut up Beavis. Don't make me kick your ass again. --Butthead.
Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! - Homer
Shut up Orville, we're missing this video and it doesn't even suck!
Shut up Orville, you're ruining it! huh huh huh
Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you -- McCoy
Shut up Wesley in an air-tight box.
Shut up Wesley!!! - All Star Trek Fans
Shut up Wesley.
Shut up YOU, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up and Kiss me!
Shut up and arm the photon torpedos, Wilbur.
Shut up and deal!   Shirley MacLaine
Shut up and dig, Tom said gravely.
Shut up and drink your beer!
Shut up and eat your Durian (in memory of Stephen Ceideburg)
Shut up and go get me some antiseptic. - Calvin
Shut up and listen! - Lister
Shut up and look stupid. - Ren Hoek
Shut up in the name of all that does not suck!  <Beavis & Butthead>
Shut up k...I mean, be patient, Master Skeeve. - Aahz
Shut up! She's the queen! She can do whatever she wants.
Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork! - Beavis
Shut up, Beavis! Oh, sorry man!
Shut up, Beavis! Or I'll kick your butt like a wuss!
Shut up, Beavis, there is a tagline right here, and it SUCKS!
Shut up, Crow! - Tom
Shut up, Frank, or I'll let the dog play with you. --Forrester.
Shut up, Iris - Mike
Shut up, Iris. Shut up, I tell you - Tom
Shut up, Orville! huh huh huh
Shut up, Orville, or I'll let the dog play with you.
Shut up, Quark. -- O'Brien More trouble with the little woman? - Quark
Shut up, Savage.
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!  --McCoy
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!  -McCoy. 09 Mar 95 ...
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you! - McCoy
Shut up, Tarzan..!  I'm tryin ta sing..  Ooo Babee Ooo Ba
Shut up, Wesley!
Shut up, asswipe! huh huh huh
Shut up, butthole!
Shut up, dear.
Shut up, dumbass!
Shut up, four eyes! - Mike to geeky guy with glasses
Shut up, fuzzknocker!
Shut up, kid -- Guinan
Shut up, kid.  -- Guinan
Shut up, kid. - Aahz
Shut up, or I will KILL you! Do you understand? - Buzzcut
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up, or I'll sick McSorley on you!
Shut up, or I'll sick Probert on you!
Shut up, or I'll turn you into a newt!
Shut up, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt on you!
Shut up, or else I'll turn you into a Bobbitt!
Shut up, yeoman Crow - Evil Captain Mike
Shut up, you fool! - Ren Hoek
Shut up, you're my trophy wife - Mike
Shut your cakehole! - Tom to Crow
Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames.
Shut your mouth, Pollyanna Prod - Dr. Forrester to Joel
Shut your mouth, pain junkie.  I haven't asked you anything.
Shut your pie hole - Mike to Bots
Shut your pie hole, Crow - Tom
Shut-up, unfunny people! Be still!
Shutting down OS/2 is NOT as simple as pulling that plug!
Shutting the chicken coop after the fox is in (Phoning _after_ a slip)
Shutting up, sir..!
Shuttle Bay ? Great place for a swimming pool !! - Neelix
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
Si vous avez l'argent, j'ai le temps
Siamese cat?  Where's the other half, my dear?
Siamese horses! - Crow
Sic 'em tiger. Good dog...>G<.
Sic Gorgiamos Allos Subjectatos Nunc.  Addams Family Credo
Sic Tyrannosaur gloria mundi.
Sic biscuitus disintegratum.
Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains.
Sick Reptile:  An illigator.
Sick minds, Mr. President
Sick of spiritual leaders w/personality?  Try Tom Kai!
Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains.
Sick?  Twisted?  Perverted?  I like that in a person!
Sickbay 6 - We'll leave the Doc on for ya!
Sickbay 6:  We'll leave the doctor on for ya.
Sickbay 6: We'll keep the Doc on for ya!
Sickbay 6: We'll leave the Doc on for you!
Sickbay 6: We'll leave the doctor on for ya
Sickly sweet, his poison seeks for the young ones who don't understand
Sickos never scare me At least they're committed.
Sid Field & the Plot Police! - Crow as cops arrive
Sida je pticija bolest.Siri se putem seve i pada na patku
Sieg Heillary!  Sieg Heillary!  Sieg Heillary!
Sieg Heinlein!!
Sierra Online's Solitaire. Major Windows competitor.
Sifting through the ashes still trying to find a flame.
Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
Sigh We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.
Sigh You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
Sigh, Whack! Sigh, Whack! I *HATE* Mondays! Sigh, Whack! Sigh, Whack!
Sigh. My own country bumpkin! - Dot
Sigh. We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.
Sigh.. Do I just live to be taglined?
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art; observing is a science.
Sight is an excretion of darkness.
Sigmund Freud slipped here.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign Here x_______________________________________
Sign Here: __________________________________
Sign On Girls T-shirt: Have You Seen Mike Hunt?
Sign above cross...INRI: I'm Nailed Right In
Sign above urinal -- "Watch out, you are pissing on your shoes!!!"
Sign all warranty cards and mail them in promptly!
Sign at Denny's: No Shirt, No shoes, No Hood, No Service.
Sign at Diner:  "Breakfast special - scrambled egsg."
Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated!
Sign at Minnesota state line: "Use alternate Route."
Sign at Proctologist's office: "Parking in Rear"
Sign at Wizard's Guild:  Violators will be toad.
Sign at Wizard's Guild: Violators will be toad.
Sign at a church, "Come in for a faith-lift."
Sign at a computer store:  "OUT FOR A QUICK BYTE."
Sign at a computer store: OUT FOR A QUICK BYTE
Sign at bake sale:  Cakes - $.66    Upside down cakes - $.99
Sign at nursery: Come to me my melon-cauliflower baby.
Sign at reducing salon:  "Let us help you win the losing game!"
Sign at restaurant:  PIG in PIG out!
Sign at the North reads Oregon open 9 - 5 don't plan on staying.
Sign at the edge of the Universe:   Staff only, beyond this point.
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
Sign from the Roadkill Cafe.  Flat cat $2.00  Stack of flat cats $3.50
Sign here please:_______________________Thanks
Sign here: X______________________________.
Sign in Bathroom:  Look before you leak.
Sign in Cuba: Yankee Go Home! -- And Take Me With You!
Sign in a TRAVEL AGENCY:  Let us show you our latest bag of treks.
Sign in a book store: WE TREAT YOU WRITE.
Sign in a delicatessen: "Deli Beloved."
Sign in a maternity clothes store: WE ARE OPEN LABOR DAY!
Sign in a shoe repair shop:  "We bring back departed soles."
Sign in a taxidermist's window: WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF.
Sign in a travel agency: 'Go Away.'
Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.'
Sign in bar:  If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance.
Sign in jewelry shop: Ears pierced while you wait.
Sign in pet store:  Must Move - Lost our leash!
Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
Sign in shop window:  Antique Tables Made Daily
Sign in the Funeral Parlor:  "Drive carefully - we can wait!"
Sign in the window of a modern tailor: Isometric
Sign in window riddled with bullet holes: Bagpipe for sale cheap.
Sign of Intel stupidity: NOP = XCHG AX,AX = 90H.
Sign of a Rednck: Circular Family Tree
Sign of a Redneck:  Family Tree doesn't branch.
Sign of a Redneck: Circular Family Tree.
Sign of a Redneck: Family tree doesn't branch
Sign of a bad Funeral Director: Switchs the ashes with Folger Crystals
Sign of a redneck:  Circular family tree.
Sign on Amish Buggy: "Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
Sign on Borg ship--Under new management Borq! Borq! Borq!
Sign on Closed Nuclear Power Plant"Gone Fission"
Sign on Closed Nuclear Power Plant... "Gone Fission"
Sign on Holodeck door - Koid and Dax at play. Do not disturb!
Sign on ZIP file : CAUTION! Contents under pressure!
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.
Sign on a college dorm room:  WARNING CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE
Sign on a condom machine "For refund insert baby here"
Sign on a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby.
Sign on a fortune-teller's door: Medium prices.
Sign on a hot dog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.'
Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.'
Sign on an Electrician's truck: LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS.
Sign on babies bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Sign on baby's bib:  SPIT HAPPENS.
Sign on bank:  "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-
Sign on bank: We can loan you enough money to get you completely out of debt.
Sign on church: "This church is prayer-conditioned."
Sign on church: "To get to Heaven, turn right and keep straight."
Sign on door to microbiology lab:  Staph Only.
Sign on fence: SALESMEN WELCOME DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE.
Sign on front lawn:  "Free Dog Sh*t  -  U-Pick!"
Sign on homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
Sign on radiator repair shop:  "The best place to take a leak."
Sign on the beach: IF YOU SEE A LARGE FIN . . . leave the water.
Sign on the door of the sheriff: "Out to lynch."
Sign on the highway: "Next mile marker, one mile"
Sign on the road:  MEN SHOULD BE WORKING!
Sign outside a brothel:  "On Vacation.  Beat It."
Sign outside brothel:  "On Vacation.  Beat it."
Sign outside brothel: "On Vacation. Beat it."
Sign outside brothel: "On Vacation. Beat it." 
Sign outside of Santa's bedroom: "NOELves!"
Sign outside school:  "Don't itch for success.  Scratch for it."
Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our business!
Sign over Ladies room on Enterprise: Where no man has gone before.
Sign over an antique shop: Remains to be seen.
Sign posted: "Due to actions taken by Rush, do not feed the children."
Sign seen along I-10: Florida full -- try Alabama.
Sign seen in bathroom: "We aim to please - you aim too, please!"
Sign seen on door:  C  I  T  Y   P  L  A  N  N  ING 
Sign:  "Salesmen welcome - dog food is expensive."
Signal officers do it with frequency, at least until their gigahertz.
Signals transmitted, message recieved...-RUSH Chemistry
Signature/tagline formats are fully user configurable!
Signed:   The dirty old man........................
Significant Other...Euphemism for "Piece of meat!!"
Significant Other...Liberalese for "Piece of meat!!"
Signing Off.
Signito ergo sum - I sign therefore I am.
Signpost: what the boss does when the typing is done.
Signs that a Democrat is in office: High Taxes, Inflation, Stagnation
Silence = Death.
Silence = Death. Action = Life
Silence Of The Lambs 2: "Quid pro quo, Mr. President, quid pro quo."
Silence Of The Lambs Pt. 2: "Quid pro quo, Hillary, quid pro quo."
Silence Of The Lambs Pt. 2: "Quid pro quo, Mr. Clinton, quid pro quo."
Silence a liberal. Ask how they will pay off the DEBT.
Silence beats a chamber pot in Amber.
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Silence cannot be misquoted.  Except by Rush Limbaugh, that is...
Silence cannot be misquoted. Until Limbaugh gets a hold of it.
Silence cannot be misquoted... until Limbaugh gets hold of it.
Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.
Silence is evidence of superb language skills ..
Silence is golden.
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Silence is not only golden; it's often misquoted.
Silence is often more eloquent than the best of words.
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Silence is sometimes the severest criticism.
Silence is the only virtue I have left!
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. So SHUT UP!
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Silence is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Silence your dog, Captain! --Tomallak.
Silence! I've had enough of this wowdy wabble webel behaviour.- Pilate
Silence! Pick a character - Tom the Dungeonmaster
Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
Silence, fool! - Dr. Forrester to Mike
Silence: The only acceptable substitute for intelligence
Silence?  Oh no, it's the Attack Of The Mimes!
Silence? - Dot
Silent Night, Wholely Night, All is Dark, There's no Light.
Silent Nike, Holy Nike.  All alike, just like Mike...
Silent all these years.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Silent gratitude isn't of much value to anyone.
Silently, dismally, the credits roll on - Crow
Silica Gel. Do Not Eat. Stays Crispy in Milk.
Silicon       (Si)    28.08600
Silicon Valley - Mideastern slang for the Sahara Desert
Silicon Valley - The space between Pamela Anderson's breasts.
Silicon Valley...Home of the Apple orchard.
Silicon: A crazy crook.
Silk -- so that women could go naked in clothes!
Silk was invented so that women could go naked in clothes
Silly David, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home!
Silly Hooker. Trix are for Magicians!
Silly Iceman!  Tricks are for Hookers!
Silly Junkie, always looking for trouble ;^> . . . -Dodger
Silly Kid. QWKs are for readers!
Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best.
Silly Little Mail Reader, a mean, lean, reading machine.
Silly Macek, Robotech is for kids!
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers
Silly Moderator. :)  All of your taglines have been stolen.
Silly Putty has been proven to ward off llamas do amazing degrees.
Silly Rabbit, Phasers are for kids...
Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.  - Wave-IT!!!
Silly boy you *never* invite a vampire into your home!
Silly game:  One at which your wife can beat you.
Silly me -- when will I ever learn?!?! - Quark
Silly me, silly me, OH, don't I feel silly? Please don't hit me.  :"^)
Silly me.  Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Silly message found: spank user (Y)es (N)o (H)arder! (W)ith a club!!
Silly message found: spank user (Y)es (N)o (H)arder!!
Silly people, the Rabbit pulls the Bucks in!
Silly programmer!  Turbo's for kidz!
Silly programmer! Turbo's for kidz!
Silly puppy! - Mindy
Silly question!
Silly rabbit . . . Tricks are for hookers!
Silly rabbit!! Telix, is for kids!!
Silly rabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly rabbit, Tricks Are For Hookers
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly rabbit. ... Dicks are for chicks!
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for hookers !
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for magicians!
Silly rabit, .qwk's are for kids!
Silly reader, QWacKs are for ducks. (& ducks fart in shallow water)...
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for kids
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for mailers
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly wabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Silly wabbit.....QWKs are for QWKidds.
Silmarillion: Worst book by a dead man.
Silmarillion: Worst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien.
SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.
SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien
SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
Silver bullet found: Execute VAMPIRE.BAT?
Silver linings can disappear but they always shine.
Silver nitrate: after dark fee for Lone Ranger's horse.
Silver or Gold?  How does a girl decide?  The girl doesn't have to!
Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
Silver, Gold and Platinum...Xpress family jewels!
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Silvester Stallone: Father of the RISC concept.
Silvester Stallone: father of the RISC concept.
Sim_Companion V1.0: (S)cream (W)hat now, Doctor? (G)et rescued
Simba! I'm kinda in the middle of a bath! - Nala
Simba, it's to DIE for! - Scar
Simian cricket player: David Baboon.
Similar sire, similar scion.   <------ like father, like son
Simon of Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.
Simon said DO WHAT??
Simon said to do WHAT??
Simon says - DROP to your knees
Simon says Stand!  Simon says sit!  Format drive C: !  HA!  Gotcha!
Simon says Stand!  Simon says sit!  Format your harddrive!  HA!  Gotcha!
Simon says Stand! Simon says sit! Format your drive! HA! Gotcha!
Simon says go f__k yourself - George Carlin
Simon says, "Give me ALL your taglines!"
Simon says: Read Jordan instead of Brust. :>
Simon says: don't be so suggestible.
Simon! Theodore! Alvin! - Mike to out-of-control Bots
Simon's Law:  Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Simon's Law: Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Simpaticno ;)))
Simple  Just do this" <universe ends> - Wesley
Simple Just do this <universe ends> Wesley
Simple Just do this <universe ends> X Wesley
Simple Just do this <universe ends> ~ Wesley
Simple Solution #11:Turn Social Security into privatly controlled IRA'
Simple Solution #13:Spending controls for Congress.
Simple answers to dumb questions make this a fun echo!
Simple concepts come from simple minds.
Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd!
Simple enough, or do you want Barney to sing it to you?
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Simple solution #2: Restore the Constitution as the law of the land.
Simple solutions are often difficult to find
Simple tolerance is the easiest way for a democracy to survive.
Simple when you think about it - huh.
Simple! Do this... <universe ends> - Wesley Crusher
Simple.  Change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q
Simple... Just do this... <universe ends>  Wesley
Simple... Just do this... <universe ends> X Wesley
Simple.....Ppppllllhhhhttt. - Ace Ventura
Simple...just press this button...<universe ends>  Wesley
Simple..Ppppllllhhhhttt. - Ace Ventura
SimpleWare...Simply Docs - Turn README into RUNME
Simplified Crime Bill:  It's illegal to be a criminal.
Simply having children does not make mothers.
Simply saying I believe in you can make someone's day.
Simpson's rule - the homer is the sum of its barts.
Simpson, eh? - Monty Burns
Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.. - Mr. Burns
Simpson, eh? New man? - Mr. Burns
Simpson, the drink: Slice with a twist, followed by a dash of OJ.
Simpson; 100 hairs, my ass. Ouch!
Simpson; Where was Kato?
Simpson;Michael jackson's glove is in the envelope.
Simulated film snow - Crow
Simulated picture.
Simulation hackers do it with models.
Simulators DO IT continuously & discretely.
Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits th
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin is a choice...not a genetic predisposition.
Sin is hurting other people unnecessarily.  - Heinlein
Sin is not in things but in the wrong use of things.
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. - L. Long
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. -- Heinlein
Sin now -- Pray Later!
Sinatra of Borg:  Do be do be do is irrevelant.
Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrevelant.
Sinatra of Borg: Strangers in the night, assimilated, futile at first.
Since 1976 reinstatement of death penalty, 120 men, 1 woman executed.
Since 1982, the US Postal Service has paid for itself WITHOUT taxes.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my black Lab Satan?
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my doberman pincer Satan?
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? 
Since I ALSO have a `sick little mind,' I SWIPED a copy of the ENTIRE
Since I found BLUEWAVE, my wife refers to herself as a BLUEWAVE widow.
Since I gave up hope, I feel much better.
Since I've u+e/ up=my sick leave, I'm2calling nn deada
Since I've used all my sick time, I'm calling in dead.
Since I've used up all my sick days, I'm calling in dead!
Since I've used up all my sick time, I'm calling in dead, Jim.
Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD!
Since I've used up my sick leave, I'm calling in dead.
Since My EEEDIOT And His Smelly Friend Scared All The Fish Away! - Ren.
Since Ronnie won't let me flirt with her, anyway.
Since Rubber Chickens can't hold guns, they won't shoot you.
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll--
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
Since cows have HORNS, why do they MOO rather than HONK?
Since it is Testosterone that killes hair folicles it being bald macho
Since it is Testosterone that kills hair folicles is being bald macho?
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Since observed by yours truly, God.
Since observed by yours truly, God. -- Anonymous
Since over 70% of Congress is Lawyers I can see why they have no ethics.
Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
Since the Beginning, God evolved the Heavens and the Earth.
Since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.
Since the dawn of time we have been amongst you. - Ramirez
Since the guys at CompUSA wear red shirts, can we kill them?
Since this is a free country, there will be no charge for my opinion.
Since this message is so long already, I won't bother with a Tagline!
Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians
Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
Since we all move so slowly - why is it called rush hour?
Since when did we get a pay phone?! - Mike
Since when did you wear underwear? - M Gibson to G Hawn
Since when do pandas fight with street signs?
Since when do tax cuts have to be PAID for?!
Since when does a warrior become a murderer. - Duncan MacLeod
Since when does the US Treasury have to "afford" anything?!
Since when is "Freedom" a 'figure of speach'?
Since when is "Public Safety" the root password to the Constitution?
Since when is a MacLeod not welcome in Glenfinnan?- Duncan MacLeod
Since when is similarity required for the exercise of compassion?-Delenn
Since when is talking a sign of thinking?
Since when is the IRS a service?
Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?
Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?  Er, 1953.
Since when was a phone for talking :-?
Since when was a phone for talking?
Since when were taglines MEANT to be taken seriously?
Since you and I first had our swooney swoon - Crow sings
Since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer
Since you can't get what you like, like what you can get.
Since you found me, I found love!
Since you found me, I'm teaching you what real love is!
Since you found me, you love me so tenderly!
Since you found me, you make it easy to love you!
Since you found me, you're teaching me what real love is!
Since you put it that way...
Since you remember that, how about dropping the subject for now?
Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield?
Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore slob stories?
Since you've been a *reasonably* good(?) sport [I'm no mind-reader,
Since your sex change, there's no living with you.
Since, you found me, I can't remember to eat!
Since, you found me, I found love!
Since, you found me, you make it easy to love you!
Since, you found me, you're teaching me what real love is!
Sincerity & truth are the basis of every virtue.
Sincerity -- if you can fake it.
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake it, you've got it made!
Sincerity is the Way.             (Mencius, 372-289 B.C.)
Sincerity? I can fake that. - Hawkeye Pierce
Sinclair - "Your `noble citizens' have stolen credit chips."
Sinclair My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. - Londo
Sine prati radnju vakumom.
Sine, nemoj da ljuljas baku. Nije se zato obesila.
Sinead O'Connor in the side pocket...
Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water
Sinead O'Connor: a chia pet before adding water.
Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas
Sing a song about the heartland.
Sing along if you know the words!
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna! Buy our album! We're Nirvana!
Sing fat boy, sing!
Singer croons while audience stares -Julio Ing Glassy Eyes
Singers DO IT  E V E R Y W H E R E !
Singers do it harmoniously.
Singers do it with microphones.
Singin' all day, singin' 'bout nothin'....
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor
Singin' to the doagies to keep 'em calm 'till the sun rises ...
Singing suitcase: Mariah Carey-On-Luggage
Singing there are monsters, there are angels--VOTBeehive
Singing, you see, is louder than bombs--Hoang Van Dung
Single deaths are tragedies, millions are statistics.
Single folks die younger; married folks, slower
Single malt.  Really isn't anything else like it. - Natalie Lambert
Single tasking?  Just say no!
Single women know little about men.  If they did, they'd be married.
Single women know more about men; if they didn't, they'd be married.
Single women's lament:  So many boys!  So few men!
Single-sided, low density.
Single-tasking Intel CPU?  Just say no!
Singularity:  Liberal's brain as well as beliefs
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer
Sink faucets are too high for women. -Why women like bidets #4 -JCF
Sink in your bucket and go numb?
Sink:  A stain into which a steady drip passes on its way to a clog.
Sinner:  A stupid person who gets found out.
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
Sinners who post off topic messages...on the next Geraldo
Sins repeated seem permitted.
Sintax Error: Charging more for Booze & Tobacco.
Sintax...a levy against grammatical errors.
Sinticer: The restaurant dessert cart.
Sioux Falls, SD:  Every Hotel room is required to have twin beds.
Sipping on a Diet Coke, Samantha paid close attention.
Sir - I'd be delighted to accept.  Tell me what you have in mind...
Sir Carpal...Mr. SysOps
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
Sir Issac Newton. Sir Issa who-who?
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
Sir Lancelot, you've chain mail in the Knight's conference.
Sir Nose D'VoidofBorg: Prepare to be assimilated, Starchild
Sir Nose D'VoidofBorg: Swimming is irrelevant.
Sir Thomas Hewitt Edouard Serveaux.
Sir Thomas Serveau strained to pucker his lips
Sir Thomas Serveau: Captain of the Norwegian Wood
Sir Thomas Serveau: Knight of the Dark Pages
Sir Thomas Serveau: Purveyor of Fine Toiletries
Sir Thomas Serveau: Refiner of the Uncured Oar
Sir Thomas Serveau: Upender of the Great Cups of Talent
Sir Thomas Serveau: Viceroy of the Filter Tip
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Captain of the Norwegian Wood.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Knight of the Dark Pages.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Purveyor of Fine Toiletries.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Refiner of the Uncured Oar.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Upender of the Great Cups of Talent.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Viceroy of the Filter Tip.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Captain of the Norwegian Wood.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Knight of the Dark Pages.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Purveyor of Fine Toiletries.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Refiner of the Uncured Oar.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Upender of the Great Cups of Talent.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Viceroy of the Filter Tip.
Sir hand, or is it ma'am -- TMBG
Sir or Madam, that is mine. (extrinsic)
Sir or Madam, that is mine. (intrinsic)
Sir or Madam, this is a private unit.
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaki..%^$#$%  NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking 2 O :   b   NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking&^%(*&^%.. NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking*2*O*:***b** NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloakingw2XO1:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Sir!  Sensors indicate 1,564 Romulan Warbirds decloaking...
Sir!  Two Romulan Warbirds decloakdf//2NO CARRIER
Sir!  Two Romulan Warbirds decloakkt{{}NO CARRIER
Sir!  Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@  NO CARRIER
Sir! Francie's giving reality as a previous address!
Sir! Klingon bird of prey decloaking!  @#%^&*  NO CARRIER
Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow! Well, scrape 'em off
Sir! Orville's giving reality as a previous address!
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki2O:b/ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking**O***b*NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking*2:**b** NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking*2O~:%^@&* NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingw2XO1:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakiw2XO1:4,VbK/ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird uncloaking on por@#$%$ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki****** NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki+<)=n+  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki+<.=.+.......NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki;.uw|A  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaking**:**  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird uncloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER
Sir! Sir! Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
Sir! Two Romulan Warbirds decloak*****NO CARRIER
Sir! Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@  NO CARRIER
Sir!! Moderator decloakin.... !@#$%^&*** NO CARRIER
Sir, Captain Tripps reporting for duty.. *COUGH* *COUGH*
Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked.
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! --Worf
Sir, I Protest!  I am NOT a merry man!
Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. - C-3PO
Sir, I have ruled. Please sit down. - Data
Sir, I just love your wicked mind.......
Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Sir, I protest.  I am NOT a merry man! -- Worf
Sir, I sense NOTHING! The TVs have been turned off!
Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
Sir, I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi
Sir, Missile fired.  Target <<<SWIPED>>>
Sir, Worf's smoking the Dilithium again!
Sir, am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried birds here?
Sir, am I to understand that you sell dead, fried birds here?
Sir, can I look up `turnip'? -Baldrick
Sir, have you ever served with any Bajoran women? - O'Brien.
Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box. - Mitch
Sir, my intelligence circuits have melted. --Kryten.
Sir, my intelligence circuts have melted. - Kryten
Sir, no man but a blockhead ever wrote for money.
Sir, not in front of the Klingons...
Sir, sensors indicate Mr. Spock cut the cheese!
Sir, several zebras are requesting transport. - O'Brien
Sir, sonar reports screw noises.
Sir, that looks like earth. [*] Turn about!
Sir, the Auto-tailor is not working.- Data.  Make it sew! - Picard.
Sir, the Bullitt is not responding.
Sir, the Fox is not responding.
Sir, the Orville Bullitt spider is alive and responding!
Sir, the Orville is not responding.
Sir, the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain.-BA2
Sir, the USS Tagline has warp capability and is 70 characters in size!
Sir, the boy is not responding.
Sir, two Romulan Warbirds decloakin...<NO CARRIER>
Sir, why do these DO NOT ENTER signs glow in the dark?
Sir, you are under arrest for distributing shareware.
Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy!
Sir,with the utmost respect,that is complete and utter shash. --Kryten
Sir..a large troll here to see you..says it's REAL important..
Sir?  Bert Sainz's giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!
Sir?  She's giving "Reality" as a *previous* address!
Sir? Dick is giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!
Sir? Orville's giving Reality as a * previous * address!
Sire? -HelloPrimeMinisterNurse Wait till we're alone. -King Yakko
Siroma sam, al' volem da glasam!
Sirs, with your permission, would you stop horsing around? - Radar
Sis takes to the comfort of cream items - Mike
Siskel & Ebert: The Movie. Two thumbs up! - Siskel & Ebert
Siskel and Ebert gave this tagline two thumbs up.
Siskel and Ebert might drive an Acclaim.
Sisko is straight-forward.  He never gives me the runabout.
Sisko met the Prophets and all I got was this lousy tagline.
Sisko/Kira in '96
SiskoDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (G)rin At 'Em
Siss-Boom-Baa!: A cheerleader or an exploding sheep
Sissie Sez:  Did someone say sex!!??
Sissie Sez: If sex without love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell.
Sissie Sez:If sex w/o love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell
Sissies are too scared to use the Real Telix
Sister Chuck Yeager - Tom
Sister's make great best friends.
Sister, has your data been saved?
Sister, you got roots - Joel on girl's dye job
Sister, you seem possessed of a superabundance of naivete suddenly.
Sisters are doin' it for themselves!
Sisters brothers mothers daddys standing round cryin - Hendrix
Sisyphus : a particularly difficult infection to treat.
Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.
Sit Happens - International School for Dogs motto.
Sit In:  When you sit down to stand up for your rights.
Sit In:  When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
Sit Spot. Sit Spot. Sit Spot. Sit Spot. - Data
Sit calmly ... I'll go get those nice men with the white jacket, okay?
Sit down ; shut up .... and Bite Me !!!!!!!!
Sit down and patch my bones
Sit down before Fact like a little child-T.H. Huxley
Sit down you're rocking the boat.
Sit down, Steven. - Richard Franklin Yes, sir. - Franklin
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
Sit down; shut up and Bite Me !!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Sit on a pan, Otis.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Sit on my face and you'll give up chairs forever!
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...
Sit on my face..and you'll never go back to chairs!
Sit on my lap, snookums - Crow as bad guy to Daddy-O
Sit on the conveniently placed stone - Crow
Sit right back & enjoy the Vietnam War! - Tom
Sit you down, father...bless you!
Sit, Ubo, sit, GOOD DOG! <woof>
Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog. *woof*
Sit, Ubu. Sit.
Sit-stand-kneel; sit-kneel-stand -- Sun am exercise time!
Sit. Be miserable.
Sit. Stare. Remote. [Repeat].
Sita, Whose Name Means Sexual Enjoyment.
Sito never drinks coffee when captured by Cardassians.
Sito's dead Jim.  But then again....
Sits he on ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.
Sits on the customer's chest & dangles lugies - Dr. F
Sittin downtown ata whale-weigh station 1 toe oer the line
Sittin on the dock of the bay, waiting for taglines comin my way.
Sittin' in the Krystal about as drunk as we could be.
Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!!
Sitting on a hard drive will break your partitions.
Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust
Situation Normal.  Panic Accordingly.
Situation normal. Panic accordingly.
Situation wanted: Fat, lecherous hillbilly needs job,...
Sivu ranu vidim sad u tvojim ocima, lelek zemlje vuce se po poljima
Siwwy Wabbit, QWK's are for kids!
Six Flags Over Armageddon -Joel
Six a dozen and half a one of the other.
Six bottles of beer.  And quickly please, the world's about to end...
Six bottles of beer. And quickly please, the world's about to end...
Six level 20 Tagline Thief Catchers!  I closed the door.
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Six million sperm and YOURS was the fastest?
Six million sperm, and *YOU* were the fastest???
Six of one, 110 (base 2) of another.
Six personals today, and four were swiped taglines.  >Humph<
Six pints of bitter.  And quickly please, the world's about to end
Six volts make him smile...
Six words that quell riots: "Lock and Load. Shoot to Kill"
Sixteen megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Sixty miles across the sea, Santa Catalina is waiting for me.
Sixty quid, and eight guineas for the fruit bat
Size ain't everything ... but it certainly HELPS!
Size doesn't matter.
Size matters not.  Look at me.  Judge me by my size, do you?  Hm? - Yoda
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? --Yoda
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?
Size of the keyboard buffer is inversely proportional to typing speed.
Sizism is still bigotry.
Sizists are narrow minded.
Sizzling pumpkins? This is truly pathetic! - Slappy Squirrel
Skate softly and carry a big tire iron-Women's Figure Skating Motto
Skaters are on a roll.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skaters do it on the ice.
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day.
Skating away on the thin ice of the new day...
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Skeet Shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions
Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions.
Skeet shooters do it twenty-five times in nine different positions.
Skeleton at CRT: He died waiting on Windows.
Skeleton at Keyboard: Overuse of Windoze.
Skeleton at keyboard: Still waiting on Windows.
Skeleton at the computer. He died waiting on Windows.
Skeleton...The human body in wireframe mode.
Skeleton:  A guy inside out with his outside off.
Skeleton: a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
Skeletons do it with a bone.
Skeletons do it with a bone. 
Skeletons in my closet are music to me.
Skeletons in your closet?  Don't fret, you may be someone's yourself
Skeletons rattling in my closet are windchimes to me.
Skeptical?  Eat this message now.
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Skeptics doubt about it.
Skier's do it downhill.
Skier:  Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Skiers DO IT with poles.
Skiers do it in the snow!
Skiers do it spread eagled.
Skiers do it with poles.
Skiers go down fast.
Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair
Skill and confidence are an unconqered army.
Skin Tone : The sound your skin makes when you thump it.
Skin paint? I'll try anything once! - Tom
Skin! I see skin! - Crow
Skinheads don't shave... The vacuum makes the hair grow inwards
Skinheads: More hair than brains
Skinner: This is where you pucker up and KISS MY ASS!
Skinny-dippin'in a hot tub, is like a wennie roast
Skinnydippers Unite!
Skinnydippers unite!
Skins versus...Uh...Skins - Mike on battle
Skip:  Limbless waterskier
Skromnost je vrlina velikih ljudi. Ja sam samo visok. :))
Skull and crossbones on a background of black!
Skull and crossbones on a background of black...
Skunk... the world would never be the same... if only for the smell!
Skunks DO IT instinctively.
Skunks do it instinctively.
Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none.
Skunks in the Shrubbery:           P. Yew
Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
Skutters don't have time off! - Rimmer
Sky Dive:  Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Sky divers NEVER do it without a chute.
Sky divers do it in the air.
Sky rockets in flight...Afternoon delight - Servo Chorus
Skyclad dancing to drums, something Wicca this way comes
Skyclad, dancing to the drums, something Wicca this way comes.
Skydive naked!  It's a boner crushing rush!!
Skydiver:  A guy whose talks fall flat.
Skydiver:  A guy whose talks fall flat...
Skydivers DO IT in the air.
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Skydivers do it at great heights.
Skydivers do it spread-eagled..
Skydivers go down faster!
Skydivers go down faster.
Skydivers go in harder.
Skydivers know why birds sing.
Skydivers've been laying their huge eggs -Mike on helmets
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Skydiving & Maxwell House coffee...Good to the last drop
Skydiving and Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Skydiving is good till the last drop.
Skydiving!  Good till the last drop...
Skydiving!  Good to the last drop...
Skydiving--Gravity Powered Adventure
Skydiving...good 'till the last drop.
Skydiving..Only one direction---No decisions!!
Skydiving.The Ultimate High!!
Skydiving:  For that "spontaneous enema" feeling.
Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenalin fueled!
Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled!
Skydiving: gravity powered adventure.
Skylab died for your sins.
Skylar Vine, Do you "Honor those the Dragon's heed"?..
Skylar Vine, Sing!,"Drummer,beat, and piper, blow"....
Skylark Three by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Skylark of Space by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Skylie:  Phony backdrop of a city you see on "The Tonight Show."
Skylight leaks a little.
Skylink Computer Chow -- Megabyte it tonight!
Skywalker & Sons:Intergalactic ScrapYards
Slaads are schmucks.
Slack: postmodern/constructivist/existential/humanism
Slainte 'Gus saul Agat!
Slam bam, I'm feeling alright...
Slam, Bang, Crash. I love fine tuning programs.
Slam,Bang,Crash. I love fine tuning programs.
Slamming not required!  User really wants answers!
Slander, like coffee, is usually handed out without grounds.
Slander, like coffee, is usually handed to you groundless.
Slander, like coffee, is usually handed to you without grounds.
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
Slap!  Slap! Slap! (Doom with no weapons)
Slappy Squirrel of Borg: Branimaniacs is futile.
Slappy darlin'! Is that you? If it aint, you better call my agent!
Slartibartfast had hoped for an easy retirement.
Slash the budget: O.J. in '96
Slash.  Maim.  Mutilate.  (Any recipe, any cookbook)
Slave screams, he has something to say - NIN
Slave screams, he hears, but doesn't want to listen - NIN
Slave screams, he spends his life learning conformity - NIN
Slave screams, he thinks he knows what he wants - NIN
Slave screams, thinks he has something to say - NIN
Slave to all-Lifeless tralls-Of computer lawsMachines.
Slavery's not just a job, it's an indenture.
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Slavery:  It's not just a job, it's indenture.
Slaves do it for the masters.
Slaves do it for the maters.
Slaves needed volunteer now!
Slaves: give them an inch and they want a Ruler.
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Slaying under the starless Knight of Solamnia.
Sleasel: A slick suck-up to the boss.
Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair!
Sleep (n): what you do when you run out of Caffeine.
Sleep (n): what you do when you run out of Caffine.
Sleep (n.):  The fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep - 1. (n) Brief time between BBS and work.
Sleep - An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep = While...[Pause]...do...[Repeat]
Sleep All Day. Party All Night. Live Forever. Its Fun to be A Vampire.
Sleep Can Interfere ....  (Rule Not Completed). - Quark, ROA #103
Sleep Z]W love well and carry a big stick.
Sleep a lot, eat a lot, brush 'em like crazy...
Sleep comes like a drug --U2
Sleep comes like a drug ... In God's Country --U2
Sleep could interfere -- ROA #103
Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)
Sleep could interfere- 103th Rule
Sleep deprivation:  the foundation of all great obedience programs.
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  **Yiddish Proverb
Sleep faster: we need the pillows.
Sleep is a poor excuse for missing a RPG gaming session - Darkwood
Sleep is a poor substitue for caffeine.
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine!
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine....
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
Sleep is an inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace.
Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps.
Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick.
Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick.
Sleep well and dream of large women!
Sleep well and dream of large women.
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops...
Sleep with a firefighter, they're hot!!
Sleep with firemen: They're HOT!
Sleep with the fishes?  No thanks!  I'm gay!
Sleep:  A poor substitute for caffeine.
Sleep:  Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep:  Overrated substitute for caffeine.
Sleep:  That fleeting moment before the alarm goes off.
Sleep:  That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep:  that fleeting moment just before the alarm.
Sleep: (n) Brief time between BBS and work.
Sleep: (n.) the short time between BBS'ing and work
Sleep: An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep: Body function indicating lack of coffee.
Sleep: that fleeting moment just before the alarm rings.
Sleep?  Isn't that some inadequate substitute for caffeine?
Sleep?  Isn't that some inferior replacement for caffeine?
Sleep?  Sure, after just one more message.....
Sleep?  What is this?  Bluewave posters  <-TLP
Sleep?  What is this? -  Blue Wave posters
Sleep? I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
Sleep? Isn't that a poor substitute for caffine?
Sleep? Isn't that an inadequate substitute for caffeine?
Sleep? Sure, after just one more message.....
Sleep? What is that? --Fidonet posters.
Sleep? What's that??  MEGA message READer
Sleeping Aloud is not Allowed in this library!! 
Sleeping Bag:  Nap Sack.
Sleeping Dragons talk in their sleep! It's all LIES! LIES! LIES!
Sleeping allowed. But not aloud!
Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing old.
Sleeping is 1/60 part death.
Sleeping is my third favorite thing! - The Cat
Sleeping is not the problem.  Waking up is the problem - Ivanova
Sleeping now forever, murdered in my dreams...
Sleeping through your execution is treason and is punishable by death.
Sleeping tip: If they think you're in a coma, you're doing it right.
Sleepless night?  Morticia Addams
Sleepwalker  "I can walk again!  I can walk again!"
Sleepwalker taking steps - step by step....
Sleight of hand and twist of fate --U2
Slept like a baby! Woke up every 4 hours, hungry and wet....
Slept too close to his radium-dial watch.
Sleudian Frip.
Slic je otkriven kao reakcija na pojavu dekoltea.
Slicing through the night.
Slick Willie's "2 cents": It's not worth the $10 bill it's printed on.
Slick Willie, The "Politically Correct" Robin Hood..
Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Slide rules 0.x2 / K.sin
Sliders go down faster than 55mph. White Castle gets speeding ticket.
Slight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she ma
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Sliku tvoju ljubim na banderi.
Slime beneath me, ummmm, slime up above....ooooh, you'll love my
Slime beneath me, ummmm, slime up above....ooooh, you'll love my...
Slime molds are the lowest form of life...maybe excepting lawyers.
Slime!  Dog luvs u!  ( Dyslexics for Christ )
Slimey, yet satisfying. - Pumba
Slimy yet satisfying............Lion King
Sling another savior on the cross for me
Slinky's kinked.
Slip into something a little more uncomfortable - Crow
Slip me some more of that crimson, Jimson.
Slipped Cthulhu a Mickey... Now need new mouse!
Slippery when wet.
Slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison!
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
Slit your wrists - it'll lower your blood pressure
Slitting your throat on the cutting edge of technology.
Slob's motto: No stain, no gain.
Sloba je ubio Loru Palmer !!!
Slobbing in the morning followed by slobbing in the afternoon.
Slobo pi*do sve si Srbe izd'o
Sloboda je kip u njujorskoj luci.
Slobodno pritisni Alt-A, bez ikakvog stida i srama
Sloe Gin + Orange Juice + Galliano = Slow Screw against the Wall
Sloe Gin + Orange Juice = A Sloe Screw
Slogan for Pentium: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
Slogans of 2 generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask why?
Slogans of two generations: 1972-Question Authority! 1992-Why Ask Why?
Slomila mi je srce. Zauzvrat, ja sam njoj i ruke i noge
Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from their covers.
Sloppy Joe, Slop-Sloppy Joe
Sloppy and proud of it.
Sloppy as a soup sandwich.
Sloth is the mother of invention.  Garfield
Slow = 8086/8 Mhz running Windows...
Slow Driver Arrested After 4-County Chase -film at 11
Slow as concrete, blurred as a dream
Slow as molasses in January.
Slow down Beavis, before you soil you pants.
Slow down! Yeah! Slow down or shut up! -Beavis & Butthead
Slow down, you move to fast. -P. Simon
Slow it down, buy a Pentalum computer!
Slow justice is no justice.
Slow programmers Prog-crastinate....
Slow the aging process. Put it through Congress.
Slow the world down - I want to see what we're passing!
Slower Traffic Keep Left  -  Is that so difficult???
Slower Traffic Keep Right  -  Is that so difficult?
Slower Traffic Keep Right - Is that so difficult?????
Slower than a Turtle with an ingrown toe nail
Slowest thing in the world: nudist going through a barbed wire fence.
Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...
Slowly but surely my cat is getting me trained to his way.
Slowly inching up while stopped at a red light makes it change quicker.
Slowstop: A highway construction crew.
Slug Sautee: a hors of a different d'oeuvre.
Slug bug! - Mike as he hits Tom
Slug....A homeless snail...
Slugfest:  An escargot cook-off.
Slur:  As opposed to madam.
Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Slurm: the slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Slurpeesloppy: Style of attire worn to the convenience store after 11pm.
Slurpeesloppy: clothing style worn to convenience stores after 11pm.
Slusaj me, sit sam svih uvreda, cuti i samo se smej,
Slusaj, sine, obrisi sline! Ne budi alav, jos si balav!
Slut:  A woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Slut:  Someone who gets more sex than you do.
Slut: Someone who gets more sex than you do.
Sly chreotha weaves his net.
Smail...Email delivered by the U.S. Postal Service.
Smajliju tu nije mesto !
Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
Small Vegetables:                  Russell Sprout*
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout
Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching.
Small brown and green thing for sale. Could be a Vermeer.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.  L. Long
Small change can often be found under seat cushions. - Lazarus Long
Small change can often be found under seat cushions. -- Heinlein
Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere.
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Small dogs who jump off bridges: Benji Jumping!
Small is beautiful.
Small may be beautiful, but big has the grandeur of size.
Small minds ask small questions.
Small people talk about other people!
Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds.
Small programs are for small minds.
Small talk between cats:  "Shred any good books lately?"
Small town sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our kids can't run any faster."
Small white pigeons mysteriously appeared in people's clothing.
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Small, furry creatures playing Bach: Gopher Baroque.
Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
Smalltalkers do it dynamically.
Smart Beer Making:                 Bud Wiser
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
Smart Blonde: Uses Radar to find the Powder Room.
Smart Bomb: "Cogito Ergo Boom."
Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions!
Smart and sexy. _ Sculy
Smart is sexy! -- Isaac Asimov
Smart?    She knows 300 phone numbers by heart..
Smart?  Norman knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
Smart? She knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
SmartNet Node #914-014 ~ 10 FORWARD BBS ~ Pomona, NY 914-
Smartass thieves.  They broke into my car but only took The Club.
Smartassic Park:  See the Thesaurus, the pedantic dinosaur!
Smarter than the av-er-age bear!
Smartnet #7000:Ye Olde Bailey,Houston,Texas 1-713-520-156
Smartnet + 9/2/1 + NWCS Online + Portland, OR + (503) 620
Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
Smash Is The Way You Feel All Alone
Smash face on keyboard to continue.
Smash forehead on any key to continue...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue........ 8*D
Smash head on keyboard to continue.
Smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car - Crow
Smearleer: To hold up eyeglasses to the light to see if they are clean.
Smeggin' hell!  -Dave Lister
Smeggin' hell! > Lister
Smejem se,smejem se a plakao bih...
Smell The Roses And Eventually You'll Inhale A Bee.
Smell it! Smell it!! - Crow during fight scene
Smell it! Smell my hand! - Tom
Smell like fish? It's Hillary Clinton with a mini-skirt.
Smell like fish? It's a dish. Smell cologne, leave it alone.
Smell my recipe.
Smell my tagline.
Smell that air, Fester!  Like a tomb.  Gomez Addams
Smells like Elvis in there - Tom
Smells like Marlboros, Arpege, Juicy Fruit & body odor
Smells like a ferret cage in there - Mike on laboratory
Smells like mummy meat in here! - Joel
Smells like teen spirit. -Butthead
Smells like the inside of John Goodman's chaps - Mike
Smells like... teen spirit. --Butthead.
Smelt: A small fish used for tracking runaway convicts underwater.
Smile , someone is watching !
Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Smile - things may get worse more slowly.
Smile - you're on Candid Compucamera!
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Smile :) - it makes them wonder what you're up to ..
Smile Cthulhu loves you.
Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera !
Smile a lot.  It costs nothing and is beyond price.
Smile a lot; People will think you're crazy.
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
Smile and the whole world smiles with you....
Smile and the world smiles with you--unless you're a hyena.
Smile and the world smiles with you.  Garfield
Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for thinki
Smile and you'll get one back
Smile at a Klingon and suffer the consequences.
Smile at women:If they're pretty, you'll feel good; if not, they will!
Smile at your slave, the slut will wonder what you are going to do.
Smile if you are Jesus
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! Giggle for none.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Smile if you aren't wearing panties.
Smile if you're horny!!!!
Smile if you're not wearing panties
Smile if you're wearing silk boxers.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile when you say that, Pardner!.
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
Smile your little smile - take some tea with me awhile.
Smile!  Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Smile!  Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile!  Cthulhu loves you!
Smile!  It makes people wonder!
Smile!  Punishment is fun!  <whack>...at least for me!
Smile!  Someone is logging your activities..
Smile!  You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem!
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem! 04 May 94 ...
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem, Dennis!
Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Smile! Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile! Cthulhu loves you!
Smile! In a few million years Barney will be motor oil!
Smile! It gives your face something to do.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer
Smile! Things can only get worse.
Smile! Tomorrow is going to be worse.
Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Smile, Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile, I hope you enjoyed and were not offended by the fact the tags
Smile, It will make people wonder what you are thinking
Smile, and that will mean I may.  -- Frank N. Furter
Smile, apologize, agree, invite them to a tea party.
Smile, but sharpen your knives.
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've just done.
Smile, it makes them wonder what your up to!
Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip
Smile, someone is watching!
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile, you still have 9, err 8, err, 7... rights left...
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile.  It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Smile.  It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It confuses people!...
Smile. It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies!
Smile... It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
Smile.... if you're just a bit hard.....
Smile.....if you're just a bit damp......
Smile...the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it in one spot.
Smile...tomorrow will get worse.
Smile: It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies.
Smile: It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips!
Smile: Mirth Mark
Smile: it makes others wonder what you are thinking.
Smile: it makes them wonder what you're up to.
Smilepeople will wonder what you've been up to.
Smiles are contagious... and safe to share!
Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
Smiley: the 'Geordie'  |-)
Smilie-captioned for the alternatively clued.
Smilin' mighty Jesus:  for "spinal meningitis", (with delirium?)
Smith & Wesson - My Two Best Friends
Smith & Wesson Life Insurance, Policy #.357
Smith & Wesson Stop Crime.................DEAD!
Smith & Wesson had the first point-and-click interface!
Smith & Wesson, the original point and click interface...
Smith & Wesson, the ultimate point and click interface.
Smith & Wesson--the ORIGINAL point-and-click interface!
Smith & Wesson:  Original point-and-click user interface.
Smith & Wesson:  The Original Point & Click Interface.
Smith & Wesson:  The original "Point-and-Click" interface.
Smith & Wesson:  The original point and click interface.
Smith & Wesson:  The original point-n-click user interface!
Smith & Wesson:  The ultimate point & click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: Original point-and-click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: The ORIGINAL point-and-click interface
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface!
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface.
Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click user interface
Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: The ultimate point & click user interface...
Smith & Wesson: original point-and-click user interface
Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.
Smith & Weston: The ultimate point and click interface.
Smith and Wesson:  Faster than 911!
Smith and Wesson:  The original point and click interface.
Smith's Law: No real problem has a solution.
Smith, Smith, Booty, Bland & Grey - Tom
Smithers who is that man?
Smog makes haze while the sun shines.
Smoke Detectors - Sounds for your children to LIVE by!
Smoke Detectors -- Sounds to Live By.
Smoke Makes me SICK as a dog
Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.
Smoke a duck? Sure but aren't they hard to light?
Smoke a friend today.
Smoke a herring?  OK, but aren't they hard to light?
Smoke after sex? I'm never finished.
Smoke chicken?  I can't even keep the damn things lit.
Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate.  Clinocchio!
Smoke fish?  I can't even keep the damn things lit.
Smoke folly and tease the grave.
Smoke in Congress... Maybe the incumbents will get cancer and die!
Smoke may indicate you exceeded maximum performance.
Smoke may indicate you have exceeded my attention span!
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
Smoke me a kipper ! I'll be back by breakfast ! - Ace Rimmer
Smoke me a kipper !.."what a guy" - Ace Rimmer visits Red Dwarf
Smoke me a kipper -- I'll be back for breakfast!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for bneakfast
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Smoke me a kipper, can you do that?  I'll be back for breakfast.
Smoke me a kipper...I'll be back for breakfast...Ace Rimmer
Smoke my skin cigar!
Smoke on the Water.  Fire in the Sky.  Fruit of the Loom.
Smoke on the Weirdo - Tom sings about the Master
Smoke on the water... A fire in the sky!
Smoke pot with the seabirds:  leave no tern unstoned.
Smoke:  What comes after sex.
Smoked pot with the seabirds: left no tern unstoned.
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen*
Smoker: Thank-you for holding your breath while I smoke.
Smokers - helping to keep lung cancer research alive!
Smokers kill.
Smokers of the world IGNITE!!!
Smokers: They're a dying breed.
Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires."
Smokey the Bear says:  Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Smokey the Borg: "Only you can be assimilated..."
Smokin'! - The Mask
Smoking                    |                  Non-Smoking
Smoking IS hazardous.....check with the pigs at the BBQ.
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually
Smoking cures weight problems...  eventually...
Smoking eventually cures itself.
Smoking in someone else's car can get you in trouble.
Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.  F. Knebel
Smoking is not a bad habit. It's a style.
Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.  -- Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is proven to be the leading cause of statistics.
Smoking is slow suicide.
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics today.
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
Smoking is the major cause of being broke.
Smoking is the major reason for being broke.
Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Smoking kills?  But it CURES bacon!
Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health.
Smoking pot can lead to....Uhhh... I forget.
Smoking si a major contributer to tax funds.
Smoking the HEART of all EVIL in Humans!
Smoking these Taglines could be hazardous to your health
Smoking these recipes could be hazardous to your health
Smoking zones in restaurants are like peeing zones in pools
Smoking's a great way of asserting your independence-Crow
Smooth seas never made a good sailor.
Smooth-chested men leave me clammy. - Bloom County
Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking
Smoreplay:  What Smurfs do before they Smuck.
SmorgasBORG: All you can assimilate for $4.99
Smorgasbord: All you can assimilate
Smorgasborg - all you can assimilate.
Smuggled Cigarettes.. Make Mohawk.. Smoke Signals.
Smuggy the Boot Black, which of course, is my part - Crow T. Robot
Smugly Canadian, and proud of it.
Smurf 'put down'...Smuck You !
Smurf Sex, making love until you are blue in the face.
Smurf exterminator
Smurf exterminator.
Smurf sex...XXXX till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex...f*** till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex...f**k till you're blue in the face...
Smurf sex...f*ck till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex: F*ck till you're blue in the face!
Smurf sex:F*** til you're blue in the face.
Smurf sexf*** till you're blue in the face
Smurf's social disease: Smurpes.
Smurfin' the Bluewave
Smurfs are baby Gamilons.
Smurfs have sex 'til they're blue in the face.
Smurfs spotted . . . Activating Wand of Magic Missile
Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
Smurfs: Illegitimate children of the Jolly Green Giant.
Smurfs? Please tell me I'm in the wrong conference!
Smut, how can we help you? - Tom Servo as man answers phone
Smut, how can we help you? - Tom as man answers phone
SnApple...computer juice.
Snackmosphere:  The 95% air inside bags of potato chips.
Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the crust first,etc)
Snacktivity: Any amusing table pastime. (eating the crust first,etc).
Snactionals: The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom of the cookies.
Snails' pace: .00758 mph.
Snak-y go down da hoooollle. - Baby Plucky (Animaniacs)
Snake: A pet with a 2-inch head and a six-foot tail.
Snakes DO IT in the grass.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Snakes don't bite lawyers out of professional courtesy.
Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
Snakes have no arms, thats why they don't wear vests.
Snakes hungry?  I've got a poodle for free     {EG}
Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
Snakes? I hate snakes! (unkown archaeologist)
Snap crackle push pop Snap Crack OOPS gimme another CPU.
Snap dad's bra?! - Mike
Snap his hinder with it - Mike on wet towel
Snap it up, flash away, steal a camel for a day.
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
Snap! Crackel! Pop!.... Cereal line noise...
Snap, Crackel, and Pop murdered - Cereal Killer still at large!
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected, News at 11.
Snap, crack, bushawhack. Tie another one to the rack, baby.
Snap, crackle, push, pop...
Snap..klik!        Gotch ya!
Snapoutofit.com not responding! (Abort, Retry, Fail!)?
Snapple - The official softdrink of the EIB network.
Snappy!! I like it, I like it, I like it!!.
Snatch kisses when young, vice versa when older.
Sneak. Sneak. Sneak - Joel as weasly guy eavesdrops
Sneezing:  Much achoo about nothing.
Snicker-Snag him! - Joel
Snickers!  The Candy Bar With A Sense Of Humor!
Snickers: they're not just for breakfast anymore.
Snidge:  A dieter who sneaks to the refrigerator at night
Sniff, sniff... Awright, who Farfenugened?
Sniff...Whazat?! Zat's coffee! - Garfield
Snipers do it with a bang.
Snitch Found (Deny, Hide or Pay him $40,000,000) D/H/P ?
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
Snoop Sisters, the Early Days - Tom
Snoop, Road Kill, Fuzzball, Brain Dead:  Who cares.  Same cat.
Snoopers welcome!  Anything you want to share welcome!
Snoopers welcome!  Feel free to provide comments & relatives!
Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments and relatives!
Snoring:  sheet music.
Snoring: sheet music.
Snorkelers just look.  Divers go down.
Snorkelling goggles with windscreen wipers.
Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust
Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust*
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
Snotty, Beam Him Down!
Snouts & Knuckles - Mike
Snow Bunny says Hi to all you wascally wabbits out there.
Snow King can damage your Elf.
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves
Snow White was a hooker!
Snow White:  "I wanted 7 inches, but not one at a time"
Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens- Tori Amos
Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens.
Snow goons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR! - Calvin
Snow is nature's way of telling folks to come to Florida!
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
Snow?!  You can have it!  I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
Snowbank: An Eskimo lending institution.
Snowboarding is for those who feel that skiing's not lethal enough.
Snowgoons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR!
Snowgoons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR! - Calvin
Snowgoons on the horizonHobbes, load the CALVINATOR!
Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebu- Bloom County
So -- what was the greatest thing BEFORE canned beer?
So ... where's the keyboard for this "book" thing?
So C'mon, let's SEE a sysop with a suntan!
So CUTE when you're righteous!
So Davey says to Alan "lets look up Tim and have a race!"
So Edna, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you? -King's Ghost
So FORMAT C: /AUTOTEST gets me 20% more disk space? Cool!
So Far So Good So What?
So Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?  Frosty, where are you?
So I am an invertebrate punster. So slug me...
So I can take a deep breath and hold it?
So I exercise regularly to keep the body supple...
So I guess that it's also not 'talking to me' then? - TEC
So I hit him upside da cranium with that aluminum baseball bat...
So I missed one stupid inflection... FIREBALL me to death!
So I said to my boyfriend, "Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!"
So I said to my boyfriend, Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!
So I said to my girl with the glass eye, "Crystal"
So I said to my one-legged girlfriend, "Peg"
So I said to my wife, "Don't be a fool!  We'll take the million!!!"
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
So I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
So I swung my Modem +14400, +28800 vs. V.42 creatures.
So I thought to myself...
So I used the Force... I picked up a box... I lifted some rocks...
So I walk up on high, and I step to the edge. - Collective Soul
So I want to kill this waitress.
So I will play the role they would have me play -- Spock
So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica.
So I'm a good guy? Yeah. You're a *damned* good guy!
So I'm an idiot sometimes.  Keeps people on their toes.
So I'm flip-flopping. I say let the boy stay down there. - Quimby
So I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather B modeming in the dark!
So I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be modeming in the dark!
So I'm off topic! What are ya gonna do abou%#$^NO CARRIER
So I'm off topic, what ya gonna do abou@#$^ NO CARRIER
So I'm quibbling.  So sue me.
So Ladies, Fish, & Gentlemen...hear my refrain.
So Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen...hear my refrain. --BOC.
So Lister can understand it. - Rimmer Oh dear... - Holly
So Many Messages -- So Little Time online....
So Many Messages!.............So Little Time!
So Many Toys. So little Money!
So Mr. Peeper's a heroin dealer? - Mike
So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!
So Old -Her birthday cake has been declared a fire hazard.
So Old -Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
So Orville used the following tagline:
So Orville, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira.
So Orwell was off by ten years: anyone can make a mistake
So Orwell was only off by ten years... anyone can make a mistake.
So Sioux me.
So Smart Are You! Well I'll tell ya, He's Only Mostly Dead.
So What's yer Point?
So YOU are the one snaging all my Recipes, Brian!!!
So YOU are the one snaging all my recipes, Sandro!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Bob!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Brian!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Dave!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Gary!!!.
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Jack!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Keith!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Orville!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Richard!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Ronald!!!.
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Sandro!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Zackary!!!.
So You Maggot's Wan't To Guard The President? - Big Butt
So `yes' is the answer - but what is the QUESTION?!
So a few people won't get letters, Boo Hoo.
So basically she's gone away because she got sick of EchoMail or what?
So be it Jedi...if you will not be turned...you will be destroyed..
So be it, Jedi
So beautiful, her name was Wong. She appealed to the chink in my armour.
So bye now. Ok, bye. Nothing. Goodbye now. Fine, bye -Tom
So c'mon, let's SEE a sysop with a suntan!
So call it paranoia, I don't see it that way.
So castles made of sand fall into the sea eventually - Hendrix
So castles made of sand fall to the sea eventually - Hendrix
So certain are you, yes? - Yoda
So certain are you. - Yoda
So cheap, before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
So cheer up, Thorin and company! - Gandalf
So clean yourself in alphabetical order! - Crow T. Robot
So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name - Tori Amos
So cold the cows gave ice cream.
So come and shake some apples from my tree.
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind.
So dim that his psychic carries a flashlight.
So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight.
So dress a little dangerous and modify your walk.
So dry & yet so wet
So dry & yet so wet.
So dull and pointless, you'd swear it was a V'Ger episode
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was a IMHO review.
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was a TNG episode
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was an IMHO review.
So dumb they couldn't drive a nail in a snowbank.
So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
So eager to play... so reluctant to admit it!
So easy a child can do it. (Child not included.).
So easy a child can do it. Child sold separately.
So easy to use a child can do it.  Child sold separately.
So easy, a child can do it.  (Child sold separately)
So easy, a child can do it.  (Child sold seperately.)
So easy, a child can do it. (Child sold separately.)
So easy, a child can do it. (Child sold seperately.)
So easy, a child could do it.  Child sold separately.
So eat MYSTOS and live a super long life! - Crow sings
So eat my dimples! - Crow
So ends another intelligent comment from an outstanding human being.
So ends one of the strangest bouts of 2 A.M. Tagline cut and paste
So euphoric was I, that I yielded to her every desire. - Louis
So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom
So fair a foul I have never seen.
So far they haven't given us anything to eat or drink. - Sheridan
So far, I'm not crazy about it.
So far, so good, so what?
So fat that people jump over him rather than go around.
So fat when he sat around the house he sat *around* the house.
So few girls knew this was an option - Mike on wrestling
So go ahead and do what ya gotta do.
So go ahead and do what you gotta do...
So go on and pour yourself some wine.
So good it's better than itself.
So have some taglines with STOP in them:
So he says to the Shapeshifter waitress, "Keep the change."
So he took a razor and shaved it off !@#$^&$  NO HAIRIER
So help me, I'll rape you.  So rape me, I'll help you.
So here we are, victims of mathematics.. --Londo Mollari.
So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
So hot, so cold, so far so out of control... - TSoM
So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
So how DO they get lead in a pencil?
So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
So how come _viruses_ don't make ya read docs?
So how do they get Teflon to stick to pans ??
So how does this further the game of tennis? - Mike
So how does this further the plot? - Tom
So how long have you been working at a cat house?
So how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So how long, exactly, have you had the delusion that you were a cook?
So how long, exactly, have you had the delusion that you were human?
So how many points do I get on my cooking license? <G>
So how much *will* it cost to have me turned to sto--
So how much does this "free" market really cost?
So if it's the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
So if she weighs the same as a duck
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised.
So if you're a dragon, prove it. <WHOOOMP>
So in the end...everyone's happy.
So is his name Cheese steak or Colossus? - Crow
So is standing in front of a speeding snow-mobile - Crow
So is this like where we share taglines ?
So it ends?
So it goes from God, to Jerry, to you...to the cleaners. -Real Genius
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
So it looks like tar. It can't be that bad. - Jalapeno
So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
So it works out then? - Lister Eventually. - Kochanski
So it's come to this, huh? - TV's Frank
So it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri - Crow T. Robot
So it's my birthday. Big deal!
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So it's not Christmas; I'm going Carol-ing anyway
So it's your birthday. Big deal!!
So just sit back and relax. You'll laugh till you collapse!
So just what ARE time flies, and why do they like an ARROW?
So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
So just when _did_ you run out of ammunition?
So just when is Win 95 going to be released???
So let it be spitten .... so let it be gum.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
So let it be written... So let it be done.
So little time, so many messages.
So little to say and so much time to say it!
So lock on to my signal and BEAM DOWN NOW!
So long and thanks for all the fish.
So long and thanks for all the squid...
So long and thanks for all the typos !!!!
So long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up!
So long since I've had sex, I forgot who gets tied up 1st
So long! And thanks for all the fish!
So long, Chinese lanterns - Tom on cheesy multiple moons
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So long, and thanks for all the ice cream!
So long, and thanks for all the recipes
So long, and thanks for all the taglines
So long, you corn shuckin' suckers! - Mike to farm kids
So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane
So many BBSs, so little time!
So many Bruins...SO few bullets!
So many Ferengis...so LITTLE time ..- Kira, w/ Chainsaw
So many Fundamentalists, so few lions...
So many Jerks, so few bullets
So many Nymphs, so little time.  -Pan
So many Recipes, so little time.
So many Rime conferences, so little time.
So many Taglines {yum!} Now, I'll just {*DELETE*} *AARRGGHH*!!
So many Taglines, so little hard drive space...
So many ancestors, so little time.
So many ancestors...so little time!
So many asanine new laws, I can't remember them ... is that illegal ?
So many books, so little time <sigh>.
So many books, so little time.
So many bytes, so few cps.
So many cats... so few bullets...
So many checks, so little money.
So many choices, so little baud.
So many conferences, so little time...
So many congressmen......SO FEW BULLETS!!
So many credit hours, so little time. - Kevin Yochum
So many damsels, so little time
So many echoes, so little time!!
So many echos, so little time!
So many festivals, so little cash.
So many fishes, but no one for me!
So many fundies, so few bullets.
So many idiots, so few bullets.
So many idiots... too few flame-throwers...
So many jerks, so few bullets.
So many jerks, so little ammunition.
So many lawyers ... so few bullets!
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
So many liberalstoo few flame-throwers...
So many men, so few bullets.
So many men, so few straight.
So many men, so many women, too much virus to go around.
So many messages ... So little time left.
So many messages!.............so little time!
So many moderator gods, so few bullets.
So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets.
So many moderators, so few bullets.
So many networks, so little time.
So many off topic posters, so few bullets...
So many on-topic posters, SO few bullets.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many pithy thoughts, so few tagline characters!
So many recipes  so little thyme!
So many relatives, so little time.
So many stupid people, SO few bullets.
So many systems...  So little time!
So many taglines, so little time.
So many taglinesso little disk space...
So many targets, and so little time. -- Tol Sivron
So many things to see and people to do. 
So many things to tell her, but how to make her see--Simba
So many things....so little disposible income!
So many threats and fears, so many wasted years, till my life became my own.
So many toys, so little time ...
So many toys, so little time...
So many versions, so little money...
So many women tennis players wish they were THAT guy -Tom
So many women, so little charisma.
So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed. (Acts 19:20)
So mote it be!
So much Work, so little Time; let's go get a beer.
So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer.
So much anime, so little money...
So much data . . . . {sigh} . . .  so little CPU!
So much for Christian tolerance...
So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip reading.
So much for `Watching'." - Duncan MacLeod
So much for changing the world! Now where's the TV guide?
So much for global warming -- Rita
So much for simple intuition.  Got any math?
So much for the elevator music. -- Johhny Fever
So much for the guard dog. --Hercules
So much for the little training cruise.
So much for the wisdom of even the wisest human beings. --Vonnegut
So much for your soapbox.  ;-)
So much fuel, to many bogeys, so few missiles.
So much fun, there should be a law against it.
So much less reputable, so much more fraught
So much mail, so little time.
So much music, so little money.
So much they talk'd, so very little said. -- Churchill
So much they talked, so very little said.
So much time, and so little to do.
So much time, so little to do. Strike that and reverse it, thank you.
So much time, so little to do... Strike that & reverse it
So much time, so little to doStrike that and reverse it, thank you.
So much time............ so little to do.
So much to fit in, and so little space.
So much to grok, so little thyme to flavor it.
So much to learn, so little time.
So much work, so little time. Lets go get a beer!
So much work, so little time. Lets go get a drink!
So much work, so little time; lets go get a drink...
So muddy they have to jack up the cows to milk them.
So now I am torn between great service or a great itinerary.
So now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive...
So now it ends. - The Kurgan
So now, I can get `em to you! <BG>
So obviously I've gotten off-track ... where?
So painful being a crappy special effect! - Crow as Giant
So perfect, you'd think he came packaged in styrofoam...
So politicians are undead? Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
So put him in your skip filter, or just ignore him. -- Patrick Long
So roost awhile
So round. So firm. So fully packed - Mike as girl smokes
So shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So she decided to die - Hendix
So she'd have to actually turn the knob to get out? -Crow
So she's NOT a unitarian? - Crow on waitress
So shines a good deed in a weary world.    Willy Wonka
So short she had to stand up to put on her socks.
So simple a child could do it ... go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it, David go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it, Ken go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it, Richard go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it.  Go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it. Will, go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it... GO FIND ME A CHILD!
So simple a child could do it... go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
So simple, a Kid could do it.  Kid sold seperately.
So slow he has to speed up to stop.
So sorry I'm not crunchy and don't go well with brie.  - Epithet
So stop wearing out the emporor's new clothes...they're threadbare.
So stupid, mind readers charge her half price.
So take the wheel, and I will take the pedals...
So take your cheatin' hands off of my red dress.
So tall he had to climb a ladder to comb his hair.
So tell me Bill Clinton, is stupidity painful?
So tell me about your problems...
So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?
So tell me, what colour is the sky on your planet?
So tender you can cut *it* with a fork. - Lorena Bobbitt
So tender you can cut it with a fork. (Lorena Bobbitt)
So that wasn't my orgasm, but just another earthquake?
So that's all there is!
So that's it then. We're all going to die.
So that's what "FORMAT C:" does, huh?
So that's what "FORMAT C:" does...
So that's what an invisible barrier looks like!
So the Nun say's 10 bucks, same as in town.
So the big shot's in band, big deal! - Crow
So the elephant was'nt a flying trapeeze?
So the guy with the most taglines died. Was I in his will?
So the guy without a lighter asked David Koresh...
So the inflatable sheep arrived ok ?
So the plural of house is hice?
So the world goes round & round with all you'll ever know.
So the zombie settled down, got himself a job - Mike
So then I said, "How do I know you're the REAL angel of death.
So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God. (Rom 8:8)
So there, thrrrrpppppp! .... Bill T. Cat
So they bonked him on the noggin & they shot him into space! - MST3K05
So they conked him on the noggin' & shot him into space!
So they have 40 minute rounds in women's wrestling - Crow
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to D.C.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to New Jersey.
So they want to play rough? Well that's fine by me. - Shai-ster
So they're blowing stuff up - Joel, boredly
So this is it, we're going to die!
So this is it, we're going to die! - Arthur Dent
So this is it, were going to die! Will you stop saying that!
So this is it.  We're going to die! - Arthur Dent
So this is where they make movies, Tom said studiously.
So this is where your ancestors are? Tom said cryptically.
So this is your new computer! said Tom calculatingly.
So to my old headmaster, and to anyone who cares ...
So utterly at variance is destiny with all the little plans of men-HGW
So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i?
So was Jeffrey Dahmer a practitioner of phagophagy?
So we live our lives... -- Gentle Mountain
So we're making love <easy>
So we're sailing for another shore where some other ladies wait.
So we're talking about thermonuclear explosion and adios, muchachos!
So weird, it must be real life.
So were the ducks working with him? - Mike
So whaddaya wanna talk about?
So what ! Even I can resserect for a second cuming
So what I want to know is, if you drink Coke, who's drinking Pepsi?
So what do I care if you go?
So what do we do now? - Garibaldi
So what do you expect me to do? --Winters.
So what do you think of her, #TN#?
So what do you think of her, @FN@?
So what do you think of her, Orville?
So what do you think of her, YOU?
So what do you think of her?
So what do you think of me, @FN@?
So what do you think of me, YOU?
So what do you want me to do? - Col. Potter
So what else is new? - Talkie Toaster
So what else is nude?
So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
So what good is a ring of Cthulhu control?
So what if I am a modem junky?
So what if Orwell was off by ten years: anyone can make a mistake.
So what if apathy will be the downfall of mankind...
So what if you know karate.  I know Gun-Fu!
So what in 'ell am I supposed to do with all these green M&M's?
So what is this...the anti-Waltons? --Fox Mulder.
So what planet have you been visiting lately?
So what was the best thing =before= sliced bread?
So what you're saying is that evil spirits are a BAD thing?
So what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko.
So what's Hertz charging for "good rental tanks" Janet?
So what's the matter with MY recipes?
So what's the matter with MY taglines?
So what's the recommended maximum length of a tagline?
So what's wrong with DOS ?  DEL works just fine !
So what's wrong with a little wishful thinking?
So whats the big brouhaha about my name in Heidi's book?
So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
So when are they going to invent cordless bungee jumping?
So when does the suspense part begin? - Tom
So when we see one on the screen, we should yell "Run, DMC"?
So when you look into the sun, see all the pleasures nearly won.
So where IS that tagline CD collection?
So where did we all come from?  Stop acting like a monkey
So where does the fun part begin?
So where is that bastion of liberal tolerance Sister Souljah now?
So where were the spiders?
So where's George Kennedy? - Crow on cheesy TV movie
So which is it?  Am I dead or am I bait? - Amanda
So while the brilliance of youth has undoubtably faded...
So who did frame Roger Rabbit?
So who else do I add to my list of total jerks - Calvin
So who invented the pointing device?
So who is the is Vader guy, and why is he mad at *me*..?
So who put spam in *your* cornflakes this morning?
So who's afraid of a little abstraction?
So who's afraid of a little abstraction? --Limbaugh.
So who's afraid of a little abstraction? --Rush Limbaugh.
So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job
So why CAN'T we have the best education system in the world?
So why IS a carrot more orange than a orange?
So why IS a carrot more orange than an orange?
So why IS, a carrot more orange than a orange?
So why did IBM go from PS/2 to PS/1???
So why did they go from PS/2 to PS/1???
So why does Heidi Fleiss have you 9 times in her book?
So why don't you give me the fraging data crystal. - Garibaldi
So wizards cast your spell, with no heart to do me well
So ya love cats, do ya?  Isn't there a law against doing that???
So you believe no one can damage Ham & Eggs, eh?  Try eating at Mom's.
So you can make me cum; that doesn't make you Jesus!
So you compromise, you listen to Klingon opera. - Odo
So you consider yourself an airplane? Now, where's my box of stingers...
So you die Captain & we all move up in rank! - Evil Tom
So you don't feel too close to God today?  Guess who moved.
So you don't think I'm sentimental, just mental, eh?
So you don't think women are explosive??? Drop one!!!
So you fall in love and it picks you up.
So you feel you're being symbolically cast in a bad light. --Ivanova.
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts.
So you just, like, popped in on Troi? - Chafin
So you know they're pure. Mostly.
So you like taglines?  Okay, TAG, you're it!
So you mean it's not supposed to run at 500. Fahrenheit?
So you predict that your prediction isn't verifiable?  -P. Diehr
So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean go getter.
So you say I'm not good in bed? - Tom as geeky guy
So you think my singing is out of time? It makes me money! - QR
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!
So you think you might like to go to the show. - Pink Floyd
So you think you're symbolcially being cast-... in a bad light?
So you think, you could leave FIDO, don't you?
So you were over Unger and Unger was under Done.
So you were there. - Worf Yes, but-- - Selan That will suffice.
So you're a wheel. Know what dogs do to wheels?
So you're back.
So you're going to die.. - Homer
So you're in San Francisco Mensa, said Tom Swift homogeneously.
So you're in San Francisco Mensa, said Tom homogeneously.
So you're saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
So you're working for the good guys, and we ain't? M.M.
So you've decided to steal cable.. - Marge
So you've ruined your life.. - Marge
So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams
So your mother's got herself a boyfriend. --Iolus to Hercules
So! Do you live around here often?
So! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
So's having your eyeballs spooned out and served on toast. - Garibaldi
So's many pithy doughts, so's few tagline characters.  Yo' Man!!
So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!
So's your old man!- Atque vetulus tuus!
So, @FN@, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President?
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President??
So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit??
So, Bill, what's a UAE going to be called NEXT version?
So, Clinton's going to be on the 3 dollar bill?
So, Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?Frosty, where are you?
So, I built a second one!  *That* sank into the swamp.
So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp.
So, I can't add anything to what was posted here. Perhaps you can?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, I need your answer, Captain, and I need it now. - Hague
So, I'll take my rage & box it up! - Gyspy
So, I'm *not* a vampire, Tom reflected.
So, I'm blonde, at least I'm not bald!!
So, I'm paranoid. Don't mean they ain't out to get me!
So, Mr. Gates, when was the last time you wrote code yourself?
So, Mrs. Kennedy, other than that, what did you think of Dallas?
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, Who thought up recipes, Anyway??
So, YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!!
So, abducted by space aliens, huh? Well, let the probing BEGIN!! -Tick
So, animals can sense evil. - Ace Ventura
So, are ya all 'Trekkies' like me?  -- D. Letterman
So, are ya all 'Trekkies' like me?  -- Letterman
So, are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend?
So, are your dads bean eating alcoholics, too - Mike
So, dad was a delusional psychotic - Crow
So, did you get that Toma part? - Tom as has been actor
So, do I pass? - Franklin
So, do the Jesuits carry guns, too? - Mike
So, do you live around here often?
So, fix it now, or wait and see what happens. Your choice.
So, have the three of you been..talking about me? Riker
So, have you seen my chests? - Mike as trampy girl
So, how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
So, how are mom and the girls? - Franklin
So, how long have you been on the edge?
So, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So, is that Hoss guy pretty nice? -Tom to Pernell Roberts
So, join in, post often, Have Fun and meet/make new Friends!!
So, like, uh ... what's the punch line, Dude?
So, ma'am, I cannot help you. Go to window 32,
So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard
So, put a bag over his head and do him for Babylon 5
So, the MAN's coming down hard - Mike as cheesy hippy
So, the answer is no?
So, the director has a girlfriend - Mike on bad dancer
So, the shower's a formal high-heal occasion? - Tom
So, they got you back in the saddle again? - Franklin
So, they walked from China to Finland? - Crow
So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.   Q
So, to be unoriginal myself, can I quote you?
So, uh Have you riven a fjord lately? -Mighty Max
So, until Gidirah attacks DS9.
So, until Gidirah attacks Voyager!
So, we meet for the first time, for the last time.
So, what DOES locomotive breath smell like???
So, what dimension are YOU from, Aahz?
So, what does a 'project leader' do, anyway?
So, what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
So, what kind of name IS Colossus, anyway? - Mike
So, what's this 'RESET' button do?
So, what's wrong with TED3?  It works, doesn't it?  The price is right
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, where IS the <ANY< key?
So, where do you see yourself in the next five thousand years?
So, where is this Strana Mechty place, anyway..?
So, which is it.  Are we psycho or patient?    ;-)
So, which one played Juan Epstein? - Tom on two actresses
So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks? - Calvin
So, who thought up taglines, anyway?
So, who's going to car pool tomorrow? - Mike as teen gang
So, why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
So, would you like to shoot him now or wait 'til you get home?
So, you and Jacobs go back a ways? --Garibaldi.
So, you have kleptomania             Take something for it...
So, you say I'm in a bad mood today!
So, you say there's a race of men in the trees...
So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay!
So, you'd like to register a complaint?  It's name please.
So, you'd like to register a complaint?  Its name please.
So, you're a Changeling,
So, you're telling me that scientists are bent?
So, you've discovered God  is it anyone I know?
So, you've had your say. Now go play on the freeway.
So, young Jedi we meet again.....
So--YOU'RE the one stealing all my taglines!
So. In other words. I won! - Crow on debate
So. This queen. Is she seeing anybody? - Tom
So.. pawing my butt when I wasn't looking? You evil wolf! ;) -Trissy
So.. umm do Ocampa have... ummm litters ?
So...  How am I doin'?
So... I got my tongue up this chicks...and she says....
So... This is the BIG Time? Great...
So... the announcer is calling the shots now?
So... what? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? --Fox Mulder.
So... what? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? --Mulder.
So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
So...I heard you were arrested for assault & battery...To your puter
So...I'm running in place as fast as I can.
So...THAT is why I got lost on the way home from the bar?
So...This is like a coming of age story? - Crow
So...Zip-fasten or Fasten-zip?
So...anyone read any good books lately?
So...if...she...weighs the same....as a duck...
So...tell us again about your great packet reader! <bg>
So...this is HELL, Huh? Is that a pile of XANTH books? *GASP!*
So...this is HELL, Huh? Is that a pile of XANTH books?!?
So...this is HELL, Huh? Is that pile of WoT books? *GASP!*
So...this is HELL, Huh? Is that pile of XANTH books? *GASP!*
So...this is HELL, huh? Not what I imagined at all!
So...you have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me..
So..how much is THIS gonna cost me?
So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo!
So?  What do you want ME to do about it?
So? The T-Rex fence is down. He's to stupid to g%#%^#%NO CARRIER
So? What do you want ME to do about it?
So? You want him in the garage? - Tom on dead guy
SoI got my tongue up this chicks...and she says....
Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money
Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money(6)
Soak the rich - lower the tax rates!
Soak the rich, and When you need a job, Call a poor person.
Soanyone read any good books lately?
Soap Opera Truth:  Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
Soap Opera Truth:  No "perfect relationship" will ever last.
Soap Opera Truth:  Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
Soap Opera Truth:  Small towns always have hospitals and colleges.
Soap manufacturers DO IT with safeguard.
Soap manufacturers do it with Lava.
Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
Soap opera: The glorification of diseased minds made to look normal.
Soap stars do it in the daytime.
Soapbox---penitentiary for Mr. Clean
Soar with the Eagles, and the only way to go is down.
Sob sister: Sits on your knees, bawls, and makes it hard for you.
Sobriety Checkpoint ahead: unloading driver.
Soccer is a good sport!  Just don't SOCK-HER!
Soccer is a good sport! Just don't SOCK-HER!
Soccer players DO IT for 90 minutes -the length of a soccer game.
Soccer players DO IT for kicks.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
Soccer players do it to score.
Soccer players have leather balls.
Soccer, the only sport which you can plan the rest of afternoon around
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast*
Social Security Administration?  NONE OF THE THREE!
Social engineering ain't the military's job..KEEP THE BAN!
Social engineering is a dangerous avocation.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
Social skills are something I was very slow in learning. - Dire Wolf
Social skills? I think I was absent the day they taught that.
Social studies: History diluted in holy water.
Socialism fails when it runs out of other people's money.
Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.
Socialism: You have 2 cows. Government takes one for someone else.
Socialism: the politics of co-dependance and denial.
Socialist w/ knife & fork wants to meet capitalist w/food
Socialist: One who never expects to amount to anything.
Socialists think that the government has their best interest at heart.
Society for Creative Anachronism.
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Society like, air, is necessary, but not complete for life.
Society out of order.  Sorting.
Society owes me a Kit Kat bar - Tom Servo
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Society produces the rogue so that it may punish him.
Society punishes rebels; nature kills them.
Society, like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Socijalisti su najgluplji !? Skoro kao radikali!
Socijalizam je super ! Ko prezivi shvatice !
Sociologists DO IT with standard deviations.
Sociologists do it with class.
Sociologists do it with standard deviations.
Sociopathic Apathy:  I'd kill you if I cared...
Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.
Socket the Duck: plug in the cart, then plug in the hero!
Socks are natural cat toys.  If you put them on, that is.
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
Socks are the laval stage of coat-hangers !
Socks the Cat: An Independent in the White House
Socks:  I had to waste one of my nine lives on this family!  Sigh!
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
Socrates:  Famous Greek who gave advice.  They killed him.
Sod the sugar bowl...I'm trying to finish this stinking tune!
Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile
Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile(a)
Sodium        (Na)    22.98980
Sodomy can be a pain in the ass.
Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
Sodomy is not a civil right -- it is a government prerogative!
Sodomy non sapiens - Alberto Malich (Mort)
Sodomy scandal rears its ugly head at the County Seat.
Sodomy's not a Civil Right: only a Government prerogative.
Sodomy:  Special kind of fast growing grass.
Sodu vodu trazimo, pice da razblazimo.
Soemthing Wiccan this way comes, dancing skyclad to the drums.
Sofa so Good: Chester Field
Sofood:  Old snacks found under couch cushions.
Soft of eye and light of touch; speak little and listen much. (W.Rede
Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.
Software Aria: The computer's boot-up noises.
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Software Creations   Recepticle for faxed Dopefish
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software Independant:Won't work with anything else.
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software Pirates - the swashbuclkers of the future - Darkwood
Software Requirement:  Win 3.1 and a helluva lot of patience
Software Testers do it over and over again.
Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum
Software containing >>>!!LOUD!!<<< .WAV files:  BLAREWARE.
Software containing Sonny's account of women in his past:  CHERWARE.
Software containing a Halloween costume catalog:  SCAREWARE.
Software containing a guidebook on Australia:  DOWNUNDERWARE.
Software containing blinding screen savers:  GLAREWARE.
Software containing database of airline ticket costs:  FAREWARE.
Software containing guidebook for nudists:  BAREWARE.
Software containing how-to's on changing tires:  SPAREWARE.
Software containing how-to's on fixing tires:  FLATWARE.
Software containing information on shaving one's legs:  NAIRWARE.
Software containing tips for apiarists:  BEEWARE.
Software containing tips for spelunking:  UNDERWARE.
Software containing tips for winning city elections:  MAYORWARE.
Software describing common everyday dangers:  BEWARE-WARE.
Software designers DO IT with system.
Software designers do it over and over until they get it right.
Software designers do it with system.
Software developement means never having to say your finished
Software engineer: One who engineers others into writing the code for him/her.
Software failure.  Wait for all brain activity to stop...
Software for peeping Toms:  STAREWARE.
Software full of bugs:  BLUNDERWARE.
Software independant: Won't work with ANY software.
Software independent                      [Won't work with ANY software]
Software independent:  Won't work with ANY software.
Software independent: Crashes with all software
Software independent: won't work with any software.
Software is best understood as a branch of movie making.  - Ted Nelson
Software is good, available now, or cheap. Pick any two.
Software is mind work.  Having the right frame of mind is essential.
Software is never having to say you're done
Software is the difference between hardware and reality
Software is to computers as yeast is to dough.  - Chuck Bradshaw
Software is to computers as yeast is to dough.  -- Chuck Bradshaw
Software is very hard HumanWare!
Software means never having to say you're finished
Software never has bugs; just develops random features...
Software package describing baldness cures:  HAIRWARE.
Software piracy:  stealing a ship's program.
Software pirated under licence from the SPA.
Software profiling Michael Jordan's basketball career:  AIRWARE.
Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer.
Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
Software that morphs when the moon is full:  WERE-WARE.
Software that tells how to write your will:  HEIRWARE.
Software too hard
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Software update installed. Press your luck to continue.
Software upgrade installed, press your luck to continue
Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?
Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Software:  formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Software: Fast, Cheap, Good.               Choose any two.
Software: Fast, Cheap, Good.        ...        Choose any two.
Software: documentation's way of perpetuating itself.
Software: what you delete. Hardware: what you kick...
Software=fur gloves made out of kittens
Sogoggog... No, I mean Yog SothoAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
Solar astronomers DO IT all day.
Solar powered flashlight business for sale. Cheap!
Solar powered torch
Solar system brings us wisdom.
Soldier ants are combatANTs.
Soldier ants are militANT.
Soldier ants that win battles are triumphANT!
Soldier of Fortran
Soldier: I'll show you some action * Joel/Bots: Saayyyyy!
Soldier: Someone who sleeps in the mud but dreams of fresh linen.
Soldier; someone who sleeps in the mud and likes it.
Soldiers DO IT in an orderly fashion.
Soldiers DO IT standing erect.
Soldiers are a social fiction.
Soldiers do it by cadence.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
Soldiers think that a Dame is waiting for them in a Fox Hole.
Soldiers win battles and Generals get the credit.
Soldiers: People who wear uniforms, sleep in the dirt and LIKE it.
Solid Rock BBS, Home of JNET for SpitFire 3.x
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Solid, liquid and gas.  The three states of a burrito.
Solid, liquid, gas - the three states of a burrito.
Solids!
Solipsism is its own reward.
Solipsism:  I think, therefore you are.
Solipsist achieving orgasm:  "Oh, Me!  Oh, My!"
Solipsists of the world unite!
Solitaire; the _only_ Windows program liked by everyone.
Solitaires do it alone.
Solitary pasttimes: Nose Picking, Farting, Scratching.
Solo guitarists play with themselves.
Solo musicians play with themselves
Solo of Borg:  You will be assimilated... trust me.
Solo of Borg: I have a bad feeling about this assimilation.
Solo of Borg: You be assimilated...trust me.
Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
Solo sole: The one shoe you see lying in the road.
Solution Series:  Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
Solution Series:  Works for Windows, Publisher and Money.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
Solution to juvenile crime. The Electric Highchair.
Solution to two of the world's problems:  Feed the homeless to the hungry.
Solution:  A more subtle problem.
Solution: A more subtle problem.
Solve America's problems by depopulating the North East!
Solve one problem at a time - Darkwood
Solve the parking space problem--drive a forklift!
Solve the problems and save you worries
Solve the problems of the world:  Vote Anarchist.
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Solve your PC problems! Put SET BUGS=OFF in your AUTOEXEC.BAT
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
Somalia after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking.
Somalia, the world's largest known food fight.
Sombody help me...I have lost my census.
Some American poet.. not Sandburg.. 's *gotta* be Thoreau..!
Some Characters Read Every Word, Yet Others Understand more!!
Some Creeps Read Every Word, Yet Others Understand more!
Some DO IT better on disk!
Some Dire Wolf you are..I mean, YOU eat people all the time.. - Jal
Some Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane(a)
Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
Some PRINTERS blow bubbles while they're doing it.
Some PRINTERS do it quietly.
Some Recipes SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=<
Some Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen you turned out to be!
Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks.
Some Things Must be Believed Before They Can Be Seen!
Some accidents aren't accidents...just bad Karma...
Some animals eat their young. (Woody Allen)
Some animals will eat their own babies! said Tom literately.
Some are afraid of heights, but I'm afraid of widths.
Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.
Some are borne to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
Some are happy with the stars. I want the sun.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. --Franklin.
Some are wise and some others are otherwise. 
Some are wise, others are otherwise...
Some assembly required- like the WHOLE thing.
Some assembly required.
Some assembly required: the whole damned thing.
Some astronomers have 200 inches!
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some babe's talkin' real loud/Talking all about the new crowd
Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
Some book is better than no book on a rainy day.
Some books leave us free and some books make us free. --Franklin.
Some books promise much but offer little. 
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
Some boys kiss me some boys hug me, I think they're all Gay!
Some bugs in Orville Bullitt's software.
Some bugs in Rush Limbaugh's : software.
Some bugs in his software.
Some call it Canada I call it Home.
Some call it laziness, I call it deep thought
Some call it lazyness, I call it DEEP THOUGHT...
Some call me a pain in the neck.  Others have a lower opinion.
Some call me the gangster of love.
Some can't love others as their God told them to.
Some candles still burn, even when the night is gone.
Some cars have fluid drive -- others just have a drip at the wheel.
Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Some commands may differ depending on what you are using.
Some cures are worse than the disease.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget!
Some day @FN@ you too will have urges like me.
Some day I'll get my big chance--or have I already had it?
Some day Orville, you too will have urges like me.
Some day YOU you too will have urges like me.
Some day YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
Some day a car will stop to pick me up that I never thumbed.
Some day he's gonna get me but [whispered] I'm Not Dead Yet!
Some day we'll look back on this and...shudder!
Some day you'll go too far and I hope you stay there.
Some day, Suzanne, you, too, will have urges like me.
Some day, lad, all this will be yours! "What, the curtains, father?"
Some days I crawl down in between - Course of Empire
Some days I feel like I'm just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Some days I feel like all I do is rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic
Some days I have to take 3 or 4 showers before the phone rings.
Some days I just need my Orange soda fix while I'm at work! - Pellinore
Some days I look my best in a thick fog.
Some days I think I'm a wheel short of a unicycle.
Some days I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Some days I'm a bug; some days a windshield !
Some days Lady Luck turns and bites you on the butt.
Some days are diamonds... Some days are stones.
Some days it all seems so feudal, sighed King Arthur.
Some days it all seems so feudal. - King Arthur
Some days it all seems so feudal. --King Arthur
Some days it doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps.
Some days it isn't worth chewing through the restraints.
Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps.
Some days it just don't pay to get outta bed.
Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers.
Some days it takes effort to just keep up with the losers.
Some days it's better to stay in bed.
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Some days it's just not worth crawling out of the primordial ooze.
Some days it's just not worth falling out of bed.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some days it's just not worth rising from the dead.
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
Some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some days it's tough just keeping up with the losers.
Some days its tougher to hang in there than others!
Some days no matter which way you spit, it's upwind.
Some days nothing goes left.
Some days rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase.
Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Some days the smile just barely covers the pain.
Some days you feel like a nut; Some days you don't.
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!--Batman (Adam West)
Some days you lose, & some days you just don't win.
Some days you step in it, some days you don't.
Some days you step in it, some you feel like it.
Some days you step in it...some days you don't...
Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield.
Some days you're a bug, other days you're a windshield!
Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Some days you're a dog, some days you're a fire hydrant.
Some days you're the Pigeon...other days the statue!
Some days you're the bug, some days the windshield.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Some days you're the hammer, some days you're the nail.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug!
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints
Some days, nothing goes left.
Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Some days, the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Some days, the only good thing on TV is the vase.
Some days, the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong.
Some days, you just have to make your own sunshine.
Some depraved sven-gooly - Tom
Some diets were meant to be forgotten....LET'S EAT!!!
Some do, some don't, and some never will.
Some do, some don't.  Many wish they did.
Some dog I got... he found out we look alike and killed himself.
Some dog I got... his favorite bone is in my arm.
Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others gargle.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but HE just gargled.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle!
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some executives call passing the buck delegating authority.
Some fairy tales begin,  "If I am elected."
Some farewells are easier than others. - P. Marlowe
Some fireworks are duds...
Some folk's sense of humor doesn't make sense.
Some folks ain't wrapped too tight.
Some folks are as useful as a milk bucket under a bull.
Some folks are just anti-government...ANY government
Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Some folks gots arrogance 'sceeded only by ignorance.  Cheeeiit.
Some folks have arrogance exceeded only by ignorance.
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal.
Some folks say I'm crazy, but I don't give a damn.
Some folks talked, but everybody looked the other way.
Some folks wear earphones to keep their brains from leaking out.
Some folks who think they are busy are just confused.
Some food for thought.
Some gave all...all gave some.
Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!
Some get their fix on a barstool...
Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.
Some go bar-hopping; the Horde goes Knight-clubbing!
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
Some guy from Little Rock won? You're joking!
Some guy's so ugly they HAVE to be thugs - Tom
Some hams do it with OSCAR.
Some have a way with with words, others... um... uh...
Some have called me Satan's son, a name I cannot deny
Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
Some how I think our lives just became a lot more complicated ...
Some humans have a short fuse.  Klingons have NO fuse.
Some humans make this seem far too difficult. - Worf.
Some indicate they've been *saved* by Rush Limbaugh.
Some indicate they've been saved by God, Jesus, or Rush Limbaugh.
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
Some is good, more is better.  Too much is just right.
Some jokes are as interesting as watching the cat shed.
Some kids get paid to be good.  Mine are good for nothing.
Some kids saw the Virgin Mary over a hot tub - Tom
Some lawyers are public prosecutors.  Others are private persecutors.
Some legends live forever. Others die on the toilet ...
Some light never sets and some love never fails.
Some light never sets and some loves never fail.
Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!
Some little dip stick stole all my good Taglines.
Some little dip stick stole all my good recipes...
Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare.
Some lizards bark like dogs.
Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours.
Some love is just a lie of the heart...
Some luke warm pork? - Mike making Crow vomit
Some maids do it ON the stairs.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe
Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them.
Some men are discovered, others are found out.
Some men are discovered, some men are found out!
Some men are discovered.  Others are found out
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors.
Some men get excited about nothing and then marry her.
Some men have alarm clocks, I have my wife's elbow
Some men interpret nine memos
Some men under-rate their blessings.
Some men were born to lie, and women to believe them.
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
Some men, like wagons, rattle most when there's nothing in them.
Some messages are only entered to show off the recipe.
Some messages are only entered to show off the tagline.
Some minds NEED to be altered.
Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and completely set.
Some minds are like concrete: all mixed up & permanently set.
Some minds should be cultivated but others plowed under.
Some minds should be cultivated others, plowed under.
Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under
Some minds should be cultivated; others should just be plowed under.
Some more butter for your fingers, Frank? - Hawkeye
Some mornings I feel like an amoeba.
Some mornings it doesn't pay to chew through the straps.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing thru the straps
Some mornings it's not worth gnawing thru the straps.
Some mornings you just don't feel like slaying dragons
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
Some mornings, sex is better than coffee.
Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going
Some must die that others might live!
Some never do go crazy. What horrible lives they must lead!
Some nice crisp, brown, buttered toast! - Talkie Toaster
Some nonsense now & then is relished by the wisest men.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Some of his words were not Sunday-school words. - M. Twain
Some of my best friends are Klingons.
Some of my best friends are Republicans.
Some of my best friends are calories.  Garfield
Some of my best friends are drummers..
Some of my best friends are friendless.
Some of my best friends are human beings.
Some of my best friends are humans.
Some of my best friends are lumberjacks.
Some of my best friends are people.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Some of my best personalities are insane!
Some of my taglines were not stolen...
Some of our guys can really shovel the old windsong. - Col. Blake
Some of our politicians who act foolish aren't acting.
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Some of the crowd have decided to voice their opinion by staying away.
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Some of the hottest snuggling you'll ever see - Tom
Some of the most fun I've ever had was after my curfew.
Some of the most moral men I know are homosexuals. -Dr. Evelyn Hooker
Some of these are in-jokes...
Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck.
Some of us are 'more' perfect than others- TEC
Some of us are 'more' perfect than others...
Some of us are NOT here on vacation.
Some of us comics dealers are just in it for fun.
Some of us get down right inhospitable! - Mako
Some of us have an Acute Procrastination Syndrome!
Some of us just die, others of us live on.
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos.
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos. -- Opus Penguin
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos. -Opus
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos..
Some of us sailors call her home.
Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
Some of you may not return... the rest of you definitely won't - Yakko
Some pages missing.
Some patients insist on dying. - Sidney Freedman
Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
Some people act crazy. I'm not acting.
Some people act crazy; Others aren't acting.
Some people actually believe that the answer is to pretend it's 1923.
Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths
Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths
Some people are alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them!
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.
Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Some people are born idiots but more become stupider as they go along.
Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it.
Some people are born stupid.  Others become that way.
Some people are born stupid.  Others just become that way.
Some people are born with black eyes.  Others have to fight for them.
Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
Some people are like blisters; they show up AFTER the work is done.
Some people are only alive `cause it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
Some people are so low, they can dangle their feet off a dime!
Some people are so nice to be nast to
Some people are so nice to be nasty to
Some people are so nice to be nasty to.
Some people are so open minded their brains are falling out.
Some people are wise - some are otherwise !
Some people are wise, while others are... otherwise
Some people are wise; others are otherwise.
Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
Some people are, thru no fault of their own, sane.
Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds
Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of the minds.
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening.
Some people believe anything if you whisper it.
Some people believe that Elvis is dead.
Some people call RAP music "creative", I call it "CRAP"
Some people call me a pain in the neck; others have a lower opinion.
Some people call me crazy........"What's your point?"
Some people call me the Space Cowboy
Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide.
Some people can't tell the difference, sadly.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whe
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.....
Some people come home to unwind...others unravel!
Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel.
Some people confuse boredom with security.
Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!
Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!!
Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
Some people do first, think afterward, and then repent forever.
Some people don't have a clue as to what's going on.
Some people don't know the difference between a grin and a grimace.
Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others gargle.
Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others wash their feet
Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.
Some people find fault as if there was a reward being offered for it.
Some people find fault like there was a reward offered.
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
Some people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
Some people get by with a little understanding... - TSoM
Some people go off the deep end when there's no water in the pool...
Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue.
Some people handle the truth carelessly. Others never touch it at all.
Some people have Ideals because of people, Others because of the Ideals.
Some people have a family tree, some have a Wine Rack!
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
Some people have been asking about taglines.  I've collected my best
Some people have it dead easy, don't they?
Some people have more problems than an arithmetic book.
Some people have one of those days.  I have one of those lives.
Some people have one of those days. I have one of those l
Some people have tact and others tell the truth.
Some people judge you by the way you look.
Some people just beg for it...
Some people just can't HACK it!
Some people just don't know when to quit
Some people just don't think sarcasm is funny.
Some people just love to steal the roses out of your vase...
Some people like learning Eskimo, but I can't get Innuit.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
Some people make me wonder; did we all really come from the same source?
Some people make the world more special just by being in it.
Some people march to the beat of a different drummer- and
Some people need an attitude adjustment, but it won't work..
Some people never appreciate what they have... until it's gone.
Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.
Some people never learn, some even later.
Some people never marry because they do not believe in divorce.
Some people never met a conspiracy they didn't like
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receip
Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one, care less for them.
Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
Some people read their stars - I think I'll write my own.
Some people risk to employ me. Some people live to destroy me.
Some people sail to live. Some people live to sail. Me? I just sail.
Some people should be required to wear warning signs.
Some people should never be promoted. - Garak (and Kirk)
Some people still think you need shaving cream to use Occam's Razor.
Some people swear by DoubleSpace, others swear AT it.
Some people take the bull by the horns--others shoot it.
Some people talk better when they breathe vaccum. - RAH
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum.  -- Heinlein
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some people think I'm arrogant, but I know better.
Some people think I'm insensitive The bunch of jerks!
Some people use religion only as a fire escape.
Some people were born liberal. To others God gave brains!
Some people who claim they are on a diet observe it only between meals
Some people who don't pay their taxes in due time, do time.
Some people will steal anything.... i only steal quality.
Some people will stop at nothing when it comes to giving.
Some people will turn you away. --M. Jackson.
Some people would not recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Some people wouldn't be happy if you hung them with a new rope!
Some people, find it hard to park a car, others do it with a bang.
Some polititions have a price. Some have a bargin sale.
Some printers DO IT with lasers.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.
Some push the envelope to the edge.  Others just lick it!
Some questions never merit an answer.
Some realities are more allegorical than others.
Some recipes are better than the messages that contain them.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Some say Pan is just a myth/But guess who I've been dancing with!
Some say that knowledge is something that you never have.
Some say the solution to polluton is dilution.
Some scientists reject creationism - science does not.
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Some settling may have occurred in shipping. 
Some settling of files may occur during ZIPment...
Some shall depart from the faith. - 1 Timothy 4:1
Some slugs have all the fun!  Dax
Some soldier ants are sergeANTs.
Some sort of plane thing or something - Mike on movie
Some species eat their young. (Woody Allen)
Some spelling chequers dew knot work write.
Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad.
Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
Some stuff I put at the end of my messages ...
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=<
Some taglines are better than the messages that contain them.
Some taglines are like dead fish: they begin to stink after 3 days...
Some tags I think... Some tags I don't...
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are better left buried. - Garibaldi
Some things are better left to the experts.
Some things are clever only the first time.
Some things are cut and dried, and others, ain't so !
Some things are more important than peace.
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some things are unnatural when seen in Spandex.
Some things are without rhyme or reason.
Some things are worth dying for.  This isn't one of them.
Some things get better with age, some like Bwave don't!!
Some things have got to be believed to be seen.
Some things have to be believed to be seen
Some things have to be believed to be seen!
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Some things must be believed to be seen ... Unicorn's Rest
Some things never change -<SEG>- if you get my drift. - Col. Blake
Some things never changeDeath, taxes and the need to upgrade.
Some things that fall apart can be put together again.
Some things to explain about me & the wind demon - Crow
Some things you just can't explain.
Some things, like fine wines, improve with age.
Some things, they're hard to say.
Some think Al Gore as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Al Gore as ignorance personified.
Some think Bill Clinton as hypocrisy personified.
Some think He as hypocrisy personified.
Some think He as ignorance personified.
Some think Orville Bullitt as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Orville Bullitt as ignorance personified.
Some think Orville as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Orville as ignorance personified.
Some think as hypocrisy personified.
Some think as ignorance personified.
Some think like drummers, some act like them..
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions.
Some tickling or telling funny stories can make sex more interesting!
Some times the prize just ain't worth the Cracker Jacks.
Some treasure the truth so much, they only use it sparingly.
Some wars used less ammunition than a cease fire does now
Some wild fires searchout a dry quiet kiss on leaving. --JM
Some windows were made to be broken
Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them
Some wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately.
Some woman can talk their way outta anything, except a telephone booth
Some women get excited about nothing, then marry him.
Some women go to the beach in their baiting suits.
Some women have alarm clocks, I have my husbands elbow
Some women need a man like a fish needs toilet!
Some women pick men to marry, others pick them to pieces.
Some words to know from the Ozarks: Dafeeda Road = a freeway onramp!
Some world views are spacious, some are merely spaced. -N.P, Rush
Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind.
Some would think this a good time to take my head. - Duncan MacLeod
Some zoophilic dreams are really wild.
Some-thing is wrong on Saturn-3!  Oooh! - Tom
SomeWillSellTheirDreamsForSmallDesiresAndLoseTheRaceToRats -Rush
Somebody STOLE your pajamas? - Det. Kallaway
Somebody back home loves you. Don't ask me why. - Col. Potter
Somebody better call him a sober cab - Tom on Gaos
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! - Moe
Somebody get me a nukeI'm going to kill Bester.  Repeatedly.
Somebody get me a tailor! - The Cat
Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. - Riker
Somebody has to go polish the stars
Somebody has to go polish the stars...
Somebody has to pay the communications bill.
Somebody has to save our skins.  Into the garbage chute, wise guy.-Leia
Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.
Somebody just flushed - Crow on whooshing rocket noise
Somebody keeps changing the rules.
Somebody kick me... - Aahz Later, I *PROMISE*! - Skeeve
Somebody please tell Limbaugh that America is not a Christian country.
Somebody put a tongue under her wallet! - Tom Servo
Somebody put a tongue under her wallet! - Tom on dancer
Somebody put the moon base on 'spin' - Crow on effect
Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check!
Somebody snitched on me, right?
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. -Beatles
Somebody swiped my recipes!
Somebody swiped my taglines!
Somebody turn off the lights, I've lost my glow-in-the-dark condom!
Somebody used my family tree for pulpwood...
Somebody! PLEASE! STOP ME before I upgrade again!!
Somebody! PLEASE! STOP ME before I upgrade again!!!
Somebody's been playing in the pixie dust again, huh?
Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
Somebody's got a Toro snowblower- Joel Robinson
Somebody's got to have some perspective around here.  BOOM! - Ivanova
Somebody's got to lie in front of the bulldozer, haven't they?
Somebody's house is burnin down down .  Hendrix
Somebody's ultimate mail reader is coming soon!
Somebodystolemyspacebardammit!
Someday @FN@, POW! Straight to the moon!
Someday Geco, even you, WILL come to your senses!
Someday God will log you out.
Someday He, even you, WILL come to your senses!
Someday I'll be Ass-Smart ass you.
Someday I'll have - A dissapearing hairline! - CTD
Someday I'll join the Procrastination Conference
Someday I'll out-smart this machine... maybe...hopefully
Someday I'll work on the Smith's.
Someday I'll write my own philosophy book.  - -Calvin.
Someday Mother will die, and I'll get the money.
Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
Someday YOU, POW! Straight to the moon!
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money -- TMBG
Someday my ship will come in...with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
Someday the computer will eliminate paperwork!
Someday the military will hold bakesales... not schools.
Someday the rains will come; my blistered hands tell me.
Someday there will be a cure for Star Trek.
Someday we'll find it. The rainbow connection"
Someday we'll look back on this and shudder
Someday we'll make that hate work for you!
Someday we'll make that stupidity of yours work for you.
Someday when we're dreaming...
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
Someday you may see ads for vacation condos in Chernobyl.
Someday you will come to your senses.
Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
Someday you will look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Someday you'll be glad that guy's out of your hair. - BJ
Someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
Someday you'll thank me for this.
Someday you're going to be wrong, and I hope I'm there to see it. - Leia
Someday you're going to be wrong.  I just hope I'm there to see it.
Someday your prints will come.  -- Cheapo Film Develop Co
Someday your prints will come.--Kodak
Someday, POW!  Straight to the moon!
Someday, THESE will be the good ol' days.
Someday, all BBSes will be like this.
Someday, all those healthy laboratory rats will be the death of us.
Someday, at the right time, it might find you again.
Someday, people will find out that "ALL" the Bible applies to them...
Someday, someone will remember Sister Souljah with nostalgia.
Somedays it just doesn't pay to be human, G'kar. -Joe
Somedays you're the dog, somedays you're the hydrant!
Somedays you're the windshield, some days you're the bug
Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile...
Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. - Krusty
Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding.
Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding. - Calvin
Somehow I know he's always with me.
Somehow I stayed awake till lunch time.
Somehow I've always know I'll never be psychic.
Somehow I've always known that I'd never be psychic.
Somehow it seemed SO worthwhile.
Somehow the fact takes over, and the fiction coming through.
Somehow you taunted an installation procedure!
Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. -- Geordi
Someone *finally* wrote a real OS for PC's! IBM OS/2 Warp!
Someone Pressed the [Undo] Key of Love
Someone actually has to think up these things!
Someone always needs help.
Someone always used to say "I've got things to do and people to see."
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10.
Someone changed my program
Someone else is doing the driving for that boy.
Someone else take over, my inspiration for recipes is gone...
Someone else take over, my inspiration for taglines is gone...
Someone get "refueled" this weekend? - Crow T. Robot leers
Someone get "refueled" this weekend? - Crow leers
Someone get me off this planet...out of this universe...please!!
Someone get me the 'pooper scooper'
Someone go fetch Data, he enjoys pointless bickering.
Someone go walk Fido, I think he's gotta go!
Someone had just poked an eclair through the curtains.
Someone has been on too many DRUGS!
Someone help me....I have lost me census!!
Someone hit someone or we're going back to our porn -Mike
Someone is always paying attention. --Max Fenig.
Someone is always paying attention. --X-Files.
Someone is printing souls!
Someone is speaking well of you.  How unusual!
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone just took the caramel coloring outta my Pepsi.
Someone keeps moving my chair
Someone kidnapped my husband & my dog. Reward offered for return of do
Someone kidnapped my wife & my dog. Reward for return of dog.
Someone left the cork out of my lunch. W.C. Fields
Someone let the air out of her lock.
Someone living inside the Arctic Circle might drive an Aurora.
Someone ought to sue Joycelyn Elders for medical malpractice.
Someone pays. The Universe doesn't take credit cards.
Someone posted here that there couldn't be interspecies breeding.
Someone pulled the plug
Someone put Cheez Whiz in my shorts. -- Opus
Someone removed all the twos from this deck, Tom deduced.
Someone said I was in my own world. Whose am I supposed to be in?
Someone said you weren't fit to eat with the pigs , I said you were .
Someone say "crash"?  We all need hobbies!
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Someone set a bad example.Made surrender seem alright -Rush, _The Pass
Someone set a bad example.Made surrender seem alright. -The Pass,Rush
Someone somewhere went to sleep and dreamed us all alive.
Someone stole my computer terminal, said Tom disconsolately.
Someone stole my electrolytic capacitor! Tom charged negatively.
Someone stole my ept! Tom screamed ineptly.
Someone stole my kishka! - Mike as deli worker
Someone stole my neck - Crow
Someone stole my wheels, Tom said tirelessly.
Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton, but it was a draft; he dodged it.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton.  He dodged it.  It was a draft.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. No doubt a draft.
Someone threw a can of beer at Billy; it was a draft, he dodged it.
Someone threw a draft beer at Bill Clinton but he dodged it.
Someone throw Worf a milkbone, he's hungry again.
Someone turn the key off...Schumer's mouth is still running.
Someone who can only spell a word one way lacks imagination.
Someone who does not make a mistake usually makes nothing.
Someone who duz not make some mistake usually makes nothin'.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Someone with attention deficit disorder edited this -Crow
Someone you care about is lesbian or gay.
Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian.
Someone's at the door, Tom chimed. -Rambo & Youngquist
Someone's at the door...
Someone's been digging in the remnants pile big time.
Someone's down there...alive - Troi
Someone's got to have some damned perspective around here. --Ivanova.
Someone's got to have some damned perspective around here.... Ivanova
Someone's gotta loot the dead and torture the wounded.
Someone, help call 911 -- this man is unconscious! - Myra I Fox
Someone, somewhere is being assimilated right now.
Someones giving birth in the next tent-Tom on party noise
Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.
Something I ask of all my prey, I like the sound of it...
Something I can do for you, Ambassador? --Garibaldi.
Something I hoped I'd never hear again: the rattling of sabers. Sheridan
Something Old, Something Hugh, Something Borged, Something Blew...
Something Q cannot do: Teach acting to William Shatner.
Something about "Blessed are the cheesecake makers"?
Something about "Blessed are the cheesemakers"??
Something always goes wrong at weddings.
Something came out of my.....BUTT!
Something goes wrong every minute.What you do is fix it..Lt Gen Pagonis
Something good is worth waiting for! Blue Wave v2.20.-Don Alt 5/1995
Something has just gone amiss with my vehicle.
Something impressive?  Ask to see Quark's jar of his collected earwax!
Something in the way she moves - Beatles
Something in the way she moves...
Something is afoot at the Circle-K!
Something is rotten in the state of confusion
Something is rotten in the state of confusion.
Something is seriously wrong. Your brain is not on file. --Holodoc
Something just came out of my butt - it made a sound - it smelt funny
Something just came out of my butt - it made a sound and smelt funny.
Something just died here -- New Jersey State Motto.
Something more splendid than heating bread. - Talkie Toaster
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something true.
Something or someone is telling you it's over and done.
Something should be done about this...STEAL THE STANLEY CUP!
Something should be done...something irresponsible.
Something sort'a happened. Kind of... - Crow/#606
Something stinks. I think it's the acting - Crow
Something strange is afoot at the Circle-K.
Something strange is happening, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson
Something tells me we're in *big* trouble.
Something tells me we're not in Northern Wisconsin anymore - Yakko
Something that says `I'm here to destroy you' but w/ a sense of fun!
Something under the bed is drooling - Calvin
Something under the bed is drooling...
Something wicked this way comes . . .
Something wicked this way comes--oh, hello, Danny.
Something wicked this way comes--oh, hello, David.
Something will have to be done, something irresponsibl
Something will have to be done, something irresponsible.
Something would have to be done something irresponsible
Something would have to be done... something irresponsible...
Something wrong, Mr. Nel-SON? - Crow
Something's awfuwwy SCWEWWY here... - Elmer
Something's gonna change your mind.
Something's knocked me out the trees / Now I'm on my knees
Something's lost and something's gained in living life each day..
Something's really wrong here.
Something's silly about men in shorts w/guns - Crow
Something's silly about men in shorts with guns. -- Crow T. Robot
Something's stiff but it sure ain't dead.
Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file. -Holodoc
Something's wrong with this world when clowns are lawyers too!
Something's wrong with this world when clowns got lawyers too! -TMJ
Somethings Fishy in the bookstore.
Somethings flashing over to the what's-it there, ya - Tom
Sometime I wish *life* had an ESCAPE key!
Sometime it takes a SCHLURPPP! - Crow
Sometime, you've gotta break the rules.
Sometimes America borders on the insane.
Sometimes Fido eats the messages instead of delivering them.
Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts
Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts ...
Sometimes I No, I don't. - s.w.
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for G'kar - Londo
Sometimes I am positively *evil*!!  <chuckle>
Sometimes I appear to be me, but am not.. you know?
Sometimes I do the right thing only as a last resort.
Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut ...
Sometimes I feel Satisfied. Then I wonder why.
Sometimes I feel like I don't know --U2
Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ...
Sometimes I feel like I've got a guardian idiot. - The Lucky Duck
Sometimes I feel like a set of encyclopedias that no one ever opens.
Sometimes I feel like giving the moderator a big hug.
Sometimes I feel like road kill on the information superhighway.
Sometimes I forget my own sexuality...
Sometimes I get morning wood in the afternoon - Butthead.
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe
Sometimes I get tired of being in here. - Pink Floyd
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself.
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself.  -SLR
Sometimes I have this compulsion to speak Latin.
Sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am - Odo
Sometimes I hear my voice.
Sometimes I just can't resist, 8^)
Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. - C-3PO
Sometimes I just love when it ends! - Yakko
Sometimes I just shake my head..but it never helps  - Geco
Sometimes I let my other personalities have the day off.
Sometimes I miss humor. Is this a joke?
Sometimes I miss you...then I reload.
Sometimes I respond in Taglines; other times I'm a churlish twit!
Sometimes I sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams<Styx>
Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink.
Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.
Sometimes I sits and thinks. Sometimes I just sits.
Sometimes I take virtual drugs so I can handle virtual reality.
Sometimes I talk to Nostradamus, and he'll just say, "I know, I know."
Sometimes I think "hmmm"...and sometimes I just don't know...
Sometimes I think God created me for another tax deduction.
Sometimes I think I type faster than I think <g>.
Sometimes I think I understand everything..Then I regain consciousness.
Sometimes I think I'm not as sick as the others.  Olivia de Havilland
Sometimes I think civilization is a passing fancy.
Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.
Sometimes I think line noise is deliberate.
Sometimes I think my computer had a lobotomy.
Sometimes I think we're just cannon fodder for the game of life.
Sometimes I wake Grumpy - Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake Grumpy - Other times I let him sleep.
Sometimes I wake Grumpy-Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up BITCHY.  Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up Grouchy!! ..  But usually I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, but mostly I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let him sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy. Most times, I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy...Sometimes I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but mostly I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy.  Other times I let him sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wanna put a bullet in my skull - Mike
Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her)
Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her).
Sometimes I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now.
Sometimes I wish I were awake when I'm asleep.  Garfield
Sometimes I wish Life had a RESET button.
Sometimes I wish life had an <esc> key
Sometimes I wish life had an <esc< key...
Sometimes I wonder why Mom didn't snap sooner.
Sometimes I wonder why it took mom so long to snap.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I'm so abscure, even *I* don't know what I mean.
Sometimes I'm so obscure, even *I* don't know what I mean.
Sometimes I... No, I don't. - S.W.
Sometimes Internet e-mail is a good thing. Sometimes it is a bad thing.
Sometimes You Have Mail.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  - Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  -- Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar: Sigmund of Borg.
Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
Sometimes a guy's gotta do it manually.
Sometimes a little cynicism is a healthy thing.
Sometimes a majority means that all the fools are on one side.
Sometimes a recipe is just a recipe.
Sometimes a tagline is just a tagline.
Sometimes a way seems right to a man but the end of it leads to death!
Sometimes a yawn is a silent laugh!
Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy! - Carl Robinson
Sometimes boys will be girls, but not in my case....
Sometimes downright blasphemous taglines. Enjoy!" --Vanessa Lopez
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
Sometimes it happens. And sometimes it doesn't. - Ivanova
Sometimes it is enough to show teeth, but if you must bite, bite deep!
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.
Sometimes it seems like things will never change,keep trying.
Sometimes it seems my whole life is a surprise party.
Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done.
Sometimes it's a bitch. Sometimes it's a breeze.
Sometimes it's easier to do it yourself.
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman - Mike as girl wrestler
Sometimes it's hard to explain about Bajoran lipstick on your collar.
Sometimes it's hard to find the right question.
Sometimes it's roses, sometimes it's weeds.
Sometimes life brings you roses.
Sometimes life is like a bad Japanese movie.
Sometimes luck isn't enough. L. LUCIANO
Sometimes my modem just quits #&@!#$&&#$  NO CARRIER
Sometimes my own species makes me ashamed - Joel
Sometimes one has to counter statistics with facts.
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Sometimes our big splashes are just ripples in the pool. -N.P., Rush
Sometimes owls are big.
Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure.
Sometimes peace is another word for surrender. -Ivanova
Sometimes playing the game is better than winning it.
Sometimes problem I words order the in have getting a right.
Sometimes silence is not golden, it's yellow.
Sometimes silence is not golden, just yellow.
Sometimes simple questions can have complicated answers.
Sometimes sticking up for your friends means killing a lot of people.
Sometimes the "fool who rushes in" gets the job done.
Sometimes the Dragon wins!  Just ask a Crispy Critter.
Sometimes the Dragon wins.  (BURP!)
Sometimes the alternative to war is slavery.
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me.
Sometimes the dragon wins. Sometimes the knight wins.
Sometimes the facts fail to corespond to known reality.
Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality..
Sometimes the fax lie.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in actually gets the job done.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best.
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand a spoon....
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand an offering of a spoon.
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand the offering of a spoon.
Sometimes the garbage disposal, God demands an offering of a spoon.
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Sometimes the majority just means all the fools are on the same side.
Sometimes the most intelligent people can be the biggest idiots.
Sometimes the most loving answer is no.
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes the only good things on TV are the clock and vase!
Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world *is* insanity.
Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sometimes the solution is so simple the problem becomes unsolvable!
Sometimes the truth is the worst horror.
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
Sometimes there's no engine pulling my train of thought!
Sometimes they fool you by walking upright.
Sometimes they just grow, and grow, and grow...
Sometimes they stay dead, sometimes they don't.- Kit O'Brady
Sometimes those quotes used in the right place can be quite clever.
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
Sometimes we all do things that just don't make no sense. Forrest Gump
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. - Dream
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own"
Sometimes weird things just happen... --Sam Beckett.
Sometimes when it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells die.
Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear brain cells die.
Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die.  -SLR
Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells dying.
Sometimes when it's really quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
Sometimes when women are divorced they treat vegetables like men.
Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
Sometimes windows is a nice place to work, then there's now.
Sometimes windows is good place to work, but then there's now.
Sometimes ya gotta make some noise to be heard.
Sometimes you feel like a Nut, sometimes you don't!
Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree!
Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky. - Brain
Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky. - The Brain
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
Sometimes you get the Vedek, and sometimes you get orbed.
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes you have to choose between being human and having good taste
Sometimes you have to choose love over happiness !
Sometimes you have to piss back at the gods
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
Sometimes you just gotta wake up and smell the synthehol.
Sometimes you just have to *punch* your way through. - Janeway
Sometimes you just have to ask, "What the heck?"
Sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd.
Sometimes you just have to punch your way through.
Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
Sometimes you must explain things you never said. - Dire Wolf
Sometimes you never can always tell what you least expect the most.
Sometimes you really amaze me!
Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink.
Sometimes you understand something perfectly and still want to kill it
Sometimes you're a Kenworth, sometimes you're a possum...
Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes you're a windshield.
Sometimes you're a bug..Sometimes you're a windshield!
Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, sometimes you're the ball.
Sometimes you're the Louisville slugger baby, sometimes the ball.
Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield.
Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield.
Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail.
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.  -  Knopfler
Sometimes, Dead IS Better.
Sometimes, Diane, you just have to bow to the absurd. - Picard
Sometimes, I even impress myself. -- Brisco
Sometimes, I let my other personalities have the day off.
Sometimes, I think I'm a figment of my own imagination.  L. Tomlin
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my husband!
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sometimes, No. 1, you just have to bow to the absurd!  -  Picard
Sometimes, Orville, you just have to bow to the absurd. --Picard.
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
Sometimes, a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
Sometimes, if you listen really hard you can hear the brain cells die
Sometimes, if you wait, he'll top himself. - Hobbes
Sometimes, it's just too easy. - Dr. Forester, MST3K
Sometimes, late at night, I just come here and watch it. --Ivanova.
Sometimes, peace is another word for surrender. - Ivanova
Sometimes, the dragon wins.
Sometimes, the only choice we have is the lesser of two evils ...
Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sometimes, we eat our own vomit - Crow T. Robot
Sometimes, when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die...
Sometimes, you just gotta say "Screw it, I'm going sailing."
Sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
Somewhere deep in the night, I saw the light.
Somewhere in the -*OFF TOPIC *- Void of <Insert Net Here>
Somewhere in the distance, a lonely dog barks.  -SLR
Somewhere in the world, it is 5 o'clock.
Somewhere magic has happened
Somewhere tonight...
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, out there, out where dreams come true...
Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you.
Somnambulists give me the creeps... -Calvin
Son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Son of a Betcha thought I was gonna say it, didn't you?
Son of a batch.
Son's dream: Dad's office needs him so bad they send helicopter
Son's dream: Mom waiting with car at campsite
Son's nightmare: Sleeping with snakes
Son's nightmare: Swimming with parana
Son, "Can I bring my Nintendo?"
Son, "Is Mom gunna meet us at camp when we get ther & cook for us?"
Son, "Where will I plug-in my radio?"
Son, never tell off a teacher until AFTER you get the report card.
Son, now apologize for saying "Eat Me!" to Mr. Dahmer.
Son, scotch is a good breakfast drink - Tom
Son, you may have darn well destroyed Western Civilization.
Sonata.          A song sung by Frank.
Song Title:  Do You Love As Good As You Look
Song Title:  Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Song Title:  I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
Song Title:  I Wanna Whip Your Cow
Song Title:  I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Song Title:  I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
Song Title:  I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
Song Title:  If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
Song Title:  If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
Song Title:  If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
Song Title:  It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
Song Title:  My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Song Title:  Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Song Title:  Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Song Title:  Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Song Title:  There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal
Song Title:  You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
Song Title: (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill.
Song Title: Do You Love As Good As You Look.
Song Title: Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains.
Song Title: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
Song Title: Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.
Song Title: He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk.
Song Title: Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
Song Title: Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
Song Title: Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me.
Song Title: I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy.
Song Title: I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
Song Title: I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
Song Title: I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
Song Title: I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up).
Song Title: I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite.
Song Title: I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
Song Title: I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
Song Title: I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
Song Title: If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will.
Song Title: If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
Song Title: If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure.
Song Title: If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).
Song Title: It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
Song Title: It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me.
Song Title: Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
Song Title: My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You.
Song Title: Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
Song Title: She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
Song Title: She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart.
Song Title: The Last Word In Lonesome Is Me.
Song Title: Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
Song Title: Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
Song Title: What Made Milwaulkee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me.
Song Title: When We Get Back To the Farm.
Song Title: You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
Song Title: You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log.
Song Title: You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
Song Title: You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
Song Title: You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.
Song of the South, Sweet Potatoe & shut my mouth.
Song title:  Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
Song title: What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me.
Song: Let's Go! * Tom: Okay, well. Let's go then!
Songlonger: A person who always sings ...And many moooore at the end.
Songlonger: person who always sings "...And many moooore" at the end.
Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep
Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep*
Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
Songs without words are best. * du Maurier
Sonic Boom   ======> The POWER behind an Elephant ======>>>>--,,,
Sonic Interferance, what a nightmare -- Batty
Sonic the Hedgehog is my roll model.
Sonny Bono wore khakis.
Sonogram:  A telegram from your son.
Sons are special people.
Sons of Confederate Veterans...Heritage, not Hate.
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture.
Soon as I scrape my butt off the ceiling - Crow
Soon my Army will STORM Gotham City...
Soon or a later everyone comes to Babylon 5 -Sinclar
Soon the whole world will be MiSTieFied!!
Soon to be a major motion picture.
Soon to have a ticket to talk!!
Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
Soon we'll see the Green Berets/Wearing khaki negligees...
Soon you can trade in that all-winter cold for a case of hay-fever!
Soon you will learn to appreciate me. - Jabba
Soon, my sulfurous little friends.  Soon.
Sooner or later EVERYONE stops smoking.
Sooner or later I'll have to get serious about that line again.
Sooner or later I'll head back to the bar, and you can kiss my a$$!
Sooner or later all message threads wind up being about Heinlein.
Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5. --Sinclair.
Sooner or later you dance with the reaper!
Sooner or later you'll run OS/2!
Sooner or later, BOOM!
Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.
Sooo - here's all my "6" or "SIX" tags...
Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig! Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives
Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf-
Sooperman, `ees my fav'rit! -Bibbo
Sooth sooth sooth sooth sooth! I'm a soothsayer.
Sopranos DO IT in unison.
Sopranos do it con passione.
Sopranos do it in unison.
Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~ )_+| #~
Sorcerer Parking Only.  Violators Will Be Toad.
Sorcerer's parking only, violators will be toad.
Sorceress! - Tom as teacher to trampy girl
Sorrow is better than laughter- Ecclesiastes 7:3
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but faith looks up.
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.
Sorry "MOMMY" is not the ID-USER of anyone present
Sorry 'bout the crayon - they won't let me have any sharp objects.
Sorry - I'm having a little problem with Windows:  its existence.
Sorry - sometimes I just can't help myself.
Sorry @FN@, did you say something?
Sorry @N@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry @N@, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry Angelo, but I'm a little to busy to die now. --Louie Nichols.
Sorry Bob Morgan, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Bob, but I'm feeling silly tonight.
Sorry Congressman. Cash only.
Sorry Dire but 60 idiots couldn't be wrong..  -Quickling
Sorry Dr. F, we can't hear you - Mike on intercom
Sorry HIS, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry HIS, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry Holly Sullivan, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry I couldn't make the deadline. The dog ate my program.
Sorry I didn't have the answer, I'm looking for one myself.
Sorry I don't need to think-God thinks for me-a fundamentalist
Sorry I had to remove this tagline.
Sorry I made you work the docks for our date - Crow
Sorry I put the emphasis on the wrong word - Mike
Sorry I wrote you a long letter, no time to write a short one!
Sorry I'm late with this reply, my life got in the way!
Sorry I'm late, chums - Tom Servo
Sorry I'm late; there was a pile-up on the information highway.
Sorry Lou, I've got to Russoff - Tom on name in credits
Sorry Ma, No grandkids.
Sorry Marge about your dog...he's kinda cute like that...
Sorry Mr. Davis, but we'll have to amputate your buttocks*&^%NO DERRIER
Sorry Mr. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail.
Sorry Mr. Switzer, the drivetrain is shot on your bandwagon...
Sorry No Tagline!..Lost in Cyberspace...
Sorry Orville Bullitt, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Orville Bullitt, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry Orville, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Orville, Virgins 'R Us is closed due to lack of personnel!
Sorry Orville, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry PeeWee, that's not an exibition sport yet.
Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids...
Sorry Sir, The pot of GOLD is at the other end.
Sorry Toyna, no metals, no endorsments, nothing!
Sorry Virginia, There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Sorry YOU, did you say something?
Sorry about my <deleted> insulting tagline. File needs editing...
Sorry about my tagfile and it's insulting tags. <Deleted>
Sorry about my weird sense of humor - I'm from the Limbaugh echo.
Sorry about that, Chief  -- Maxwell Smart "86"
Sorry about that, fans.
Sorry about that, it was too tempting and funny to pass up. - Keepers
Sorry about that. I just couldn't resist it!!
Sorry about that. Maybe next time.
Sorry about the crayon.  They won't let me have any sharp objects.
Sorry about the crayon.  They won't let me have sharp objects.
Sorry about the crayon.  They won't let me use any sharp objects.
Sorry about the crayon. They won't let me have any sharp objects.
Sorry about the language Mr/Miss Moderator - but he is! :-)
Sorry about the little duck pile there - Mike as duck
Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down.
Sorry about your Rectalcranial Impaction.
Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion.
Sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry but yer late. Assimilation for all!
Sorry captain! I'll get off the bridge immediat****ZAPPPPP.
Sorry folks, I just can't resist!
Sorry for butting in, but could you please pass the toilet paper?
Sorry for not writing sooner. I died last week.
Sorry for the bad quality of my English but I'm Canadian.
Sorry for the bad quality of my English but I'm from NZ.
Sorry for the delay; things at this end have been real crazy!!!
Sorry had to be applause rather than sex {my husband reads these}
Sorry honeyI *swear* we'll get groceries next week!!
Sorry if I make no sense, the aliens haven't returned my brain yet!
Sorry if it's a little long..
Sorry if off-topic
Sorry if we hurt your field mister.
Sorry it worked out this way, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson
Sorry it's the chocolate talking. -- Wakko Warner
Sorry ladies Duty calls -- Riker
Sorry my dog ate your cat but he just loves
Sorry no Tagline this time dudes!!
Sorry no tagline.  They're all above!
Sorry officer was I going to fast?  I was only doing 14400.
Sorry officer, I was holding my dogs' leash at the time.
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY!
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
Sorry pal, I can't die yet; union rules.
Sorry sir, my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry teacher, the Borg assimilated both my dog and my homework!
Sorry that Amin escaped from Uganda, said Tom idiosyncratically.
Sorry the dog ate my message packet!
Sorry to hear about your Rectocranial Inversion.
Sorry we're late. Someone dropped a house on my sister.
Sorry wrong answer! You don't win the 10 Million dollar Prize..
Sorry your mailbox is empty, download more cock (y/n)
Sorry!  This virus requires Windows 95!
Sorry!  This virus requires Windows!
Sorry! Mr. Crow & Mr. Servo are not in right now - Crow
Sorry! This virus requires Windows 95!
Sorry, "Virgins 'R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel..
Sorry, @N@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, Another tag line lost in Cyberspace!
Sorry, But The Reality You've Reached Is Out Of Service.
Sorry, Commander Bullitt, but I must decline.
Sorry, Commander Orville , but I must decline.
Sorry, Commander, I need a real man. - Ro
Sorry, Commander, but I must decline. - Data
Sorry, Dave, I just couldn't resist that one.
Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet.
Sorry, Fido ate my Blue Wave packet
Sorry, Fido ate my QWK packet.
Sorry, Fido's chasing Gopher right now, no E-Mail today.
Sorry, Fido's out chasing the Gopher.  No e-mail today.
Sorry, Forgot what I was going to say. Old Bean!
Sorry, HIS is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, I Forgot All About the Amnesia Conference!
Sorry, I can't drive automatic!
Sorry, I can't go out with you, I'm washing my hair.
Sorry, I can't leave any lawyer taglines. So sue me.
Sorry, I didn't hear you.  I was staring at your breasts.
Sorry, I didn't mean to interupt your fun. --Hercules
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Sorry, I don't do AOL (Hehehehehe). Maybe something else later.
Sorry, I don't do Windows!
Sorry, I don't have those problems anymore. I run OS/2.
Sorry, I don't use taglines.  Oh, wait
Sorry, I forgot about the Amnesia Conference
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
Sorry, I gave up Christianity for Lent.
Sorry, I mistook me for someone else
Sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip. --Kryten
Sorry, I never go anywhere without this jacket. - Beverly
Sorry, I think my Karma just ran over your Dogma.
Sorry, I thought you were an evil conspiracy
Sorry, I turned into the Devil for a sec - Crow
Sorry, I was temporarily insane. Many people are these days.
Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller.
Sorry, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry, Ives..%$#@& - NO COURIER
Sorry, Mr. Morse can't come to the phone. He has a code in his nose.
Sorry, Ms. Moderator, but some of these yoyos are kind of hilarious!
Sorry, Odo, I didn't know you slept in the blender!
Sorry, Orville Bullitt doesn't live here anymore.
Sorry, Orville doesn't live here anymore.
Sorry, Orville is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, Orville, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Sorry, Peaches is getting kind of clingy - Crow
Sorry, Virgins 'R Us is closed due to lack of personnel
Sorry, Winston, my cocker, ate all my files. Now What?
Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred.  You're dead.
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. @FN@'s dead!
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. YOU's dead!
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead.
Sorry, a little bit of the King slipped out there - Mike
Sorry, all recipes are busy at this time...
Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time.
Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time...
Sorry, but Ferrengi drool does _not_ turn me on. - Troi
Sorry, but I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Sorry, but I just had to make one of my lamo blonde-type comments there.
Sorry, but I'm feeling silly tonight.
Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet. --Slappy Warner.
Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet. --Slappy.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry, but this tagline was inevitable.
Sorry, can't say. I don't watch that show.
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for Clinton.
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Sorry, computer foul--up!
Sorry, couldn't afford a tagline this month.
Sorry, couldn't help my self.
Sorry, didn't see you.  Thought it was a bowling ball.
Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not! - S. Ipkiss
Sorry, gotta go.  My regeneration is starting.
Sorry, it appears the tagline was stolen  *before*  it got to you...
Sorry, kids, all I have here is olives and figs.
Sorry, ladies, I don't flex. --Hercules
Sorry, little fantasy there - Crow on girl wrestlers
Sorry, my English is not very good. No punt intended.
Sorry, my brain won't engage without a coffee klatch.
Sorry, my brain's momentarily stuck in my zipper.
Sorry, my dog ate my tagline.
Sorry, my english is not very good. No punt intended.
Sorry, my kender "borrowed" your tagline...
Sorry, my mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorry, my mind was on edible panties today.
Sorry, my mind was on edible underwear today.
Sorry, my taglines are on strike!
Sorry, no -- I don't DO Windows!
Sorry, no B5 taglines yet...
Sorry, no Recipes available for this topic...
Sorry, no Tagline. Check back next week
Sorry, no Taglineimagination still in eta.
Sorry, no Taglines available for this topic
Sorry, no fortune this time.
Sorry, no recipe. Check back next week
Sorry, no tagline available for this topic...
Sorry, no tagline today.  Dispenser is out.
Sorry, no tagline.  Writers union is on strike.
Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week
Sorry, no tagline... imagination still in beta.
Sorry, no taglineimagination still in beta.
Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. --Fox Mulder.
Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. --Mulder.
Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts!
Sorry, officer.  I was holding my dogs' leash at the time.
Sorry, people on welfare don't NEED cable TV!!!!!!
Sorry, teacher! The cat ate my homework, then the dog ate the cat!
Sorry, that sounds like your fantasy, not mine.
Sorry, that's all I've got. :-(
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my QWK packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet. Bad FIDO!
Sorry, the Dog ate my E-Mail packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my QWK mail packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Snail Mail packet.
Sorry, the Dogs ate my file cabinet.
Sorry, the Pei's ate my BlueWave packet.
Sorry, the brain you have reached has been disconnected...
Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected
Sorry, the brain you reached is disconnected.
Sorry, the butt tattoo is NOT on special this week!
Sorry, the cat ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the dog ate *most* of my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the dog ate my mail packet.
Sorry, the dog ate my message packet.
Sorry, the dog buried my tagline.
Sorry, the government isn't home right now.  Please try later.
Sorry, they all have been removed and relocated.
Sorry, this is the MANUAL TYPING Taglines echo.
Sorry, this message has no on-topic content at all
Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x ...
Sorry, voluntary departure from this echo is forbidden!
Sorry, we don't ship Taglines to foreign countries.
Sorry, we don't ship recipes to foreign countries.
Sorry, we're fresh out of taglines...
Sorry, wrong number.
Sorry, wrong recipe!
Sorry, wrong switch..
Sorry, wrong tagline!
Sorry, you are not an instant winner.  Try another message.
Sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry, you're not authorized to access that information. Fnord.
Sorry, you're not cleared for that information.
Sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a crap
Sorry.   Nice try.
Sorry.  I don't "do" COBOL.
Sorry.  I don't "do" Fortran.
Sorry.  I just couldn't resist!
Sorry. Back in Da Nang there for a minute - Mike as girl
Sorry. Bratwurst repeating on me - Mike
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
Sorry. Didn't know you had company - Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Sorry. Duck's off - Basil Fawlty
Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
Sorry. Just had to get a little ranting out of my system.
Sorry. My karma ran over your dogma.
Sorry. My mind will be closed today.
Sorry. No room for tagline.
Sorry. No tagline today. I sent them all out to be cleaned and pressed.
Sorry. The cat jumped up on the keyboard.
Sorry.. Only charter members can see the charter. It's in the bylaws.
Sorry... Currently Experiencing TREKnical Difficulties...
Sorry... My mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorry... My mind was off-line for a few minutes there.
Sorry... all taglines are temperarily offline.
Sorry... it's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorry...*I* am Queen Goddess of ALL things! :)))
Sorry...I must have bypassed my good taste chip. - Kryten
Sorry...My mind has a few Bad Sectors...
Sorry...it's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorry...no quote today.
Sorry...the dog ate my mail.
Sorry? Let's talk Batman, huh? - Mike as Adam West
SorryCurrently Experiencing TREKnical Difficulties...
SorryI must have bypassed my good taste chip. -- Kryten
SorryPagans have seniority.
Sorryall *.TAG files are currently being edited.
Sorryit's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorryit's the chocolate talking. --Wakko.
Sorrymy mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorrythe dog ate my BlueWave packet.
Sorrywere the voices in my head bothering you?
Sort of a fat teddy bear. Amanda
Sort of an expert....
Sort of like an inverse Einstein.
Sort point !!!!!
Sorting men into 3 sizes: small, madium and liars.
Sorting men into 3 sizes: small, medium and liars.
Sorting men into 3 sizes: small, medium, large and OMIGOD!
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
Sot ...er,... STOP in the name of the law!
Sought through prayer and medication.
Soul Windows (Version 3.1)
Soul of Cassanova.  Body of Elmer Fudd.
Soul, by Cassanova.   Body, by Elmer Fudd.
Soul, renounce suffering; you have danced on the face of the sun.
Soul: an altar-ego.
Soular-powered by The Son.
Sound Blaster? Who needs it, I've got a wife!!
Sound Of Silence:  0 dB.
Sound Of Very Silly Person Giggling Insanely
Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh
Sound has nothing to do with music.
Sound is a rapid series of osculations.
Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. - Poe.
Sound of a SysOp reading mail: <CR><CR><CR><CR>
Sound of the Pee Wee Herman frog: Rubbit, rubbit, rubbit.
Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music.
Sound sincere even if you don't mean it.
Sound track is available on 8-Track -Crow on cheesy music
Sound words.....we should all head his advice.
Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain!
Sounds Montclair Moment-y - Tom on wimpy guy
Sounds dangerous... Let's DO IT!
Sounds good to me.... yeee hah!  Your corral or mine....
Sounds interesting... maybe we can play?
Sounds like Commissioner Fudd - Tom
Sounds like FDR's announcing the 8th at Aquaduct -Mike
Sounds like Ravi Shankars doorbell -Crow on Chinese music
Sounds like Wolf 359 all over again. - Admiral Toddman
Sounds like a Parody error this time...
Sounds like a Sun Tzu - I love that guy
Sounds like a bad Japanese porno movie music  - Tom
Sounds like a general alarm. - Sheridan
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
Sounds like a soundtrack by The Residents - Crow on beeps
Sounds like a tagline for me    :^)
Sounds like an alligator mauling Bob - Joel
Sounds like an improvement to me! <G>
Sounds like an intergalactic Truman Capote - Crow
Sounds like an opportunity to me....
Sounds like fun, but I'm not up to the ten hour drive.
Sounds like good advice to me!  Are you going to follow it?
Sounds like good training for the Scottsmen Suicide Squad.
Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!!
Sounds like it swallowed a dolphin - Tom on giant bee
Sounds like it swallowed a dolphin- Tom Servo
Sounds like love to me.
Sounds like the God-damned Spanish Inquisition -- McCoy
Sounds like the goddamned Spanish Inquisition to me. * McCoy
Sounds like the soundtrack is drunk.
Sounds like they are not ready. - Sisko.
Sounds like you need a locator to locate the locator.
Sounds like you've been snacking on some of the local mushrooms!
Sounds more like a silly experience <g>.
Sounds super.Do you do any kind of customizing, what about restoration
Soundtrack available in cut-out bins everywhere - Tom
Soup cooks play the stock market.
Soup is good food.
Source code is missing a few lines.
Source file - One which was "appropriated" from the competitors.
Source?... What source?... I just made that up!
Sourcery by Terry Pratchett
Sources.  Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
South African voters have shamed apathetic U.S. voters.
South Texas bumper sticker: "Honk if I'm an Aggie"
Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo
Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo*
Southern DOS:  "Y'all reckon?"  (Y)ep (N)ope
Southern DOS:  Hon, you fixin' to run outta space...
Southern DOS:  Y'all Recon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS:  Y'all rechon? [Yep/Nope]
Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon? (Yep/nope)
Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon? (yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: "Y'all reckon?" [Yep/nope]
Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: Y'all come back now, heah?
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon [Yep/Nope]?
Southern Fandom eat their young, doo-dah, doo-dah....
Southern Pacific - Route of the Grunge Motors
Southern Wiccan greeting- "Blessed be, ya'll"
Southern cats want their MTV!  (Milk, Tuna and Vittles)
Southern dos: "Y'all reckon?" [Yep/Nope?]
Southern ladies do not flaunt their elevated positions.
Southern-style: manners will get you where money won't.
Southern?  I was 14 before I knew damn  yankee was 2 words.
Southerners do it down south.
Souvenir-hunting has been a problem in every war. - Col. Potter
Soviet hard line leaders do it with tanks.
Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks.
Soviet spy-dancer:  A ballet ruse.
Soviet spy-dancer:  A ballet ruse...
Sow a seed and the earth will yield you a flower.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Pray for crop failure on Sunday
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then pray for crop failure!
Sowhat? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? --Mulder.
Soy un perdador (tan porque no me muertas?)
Soy un perdito. I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me?
Soybeans and dildos are meat substitutes.
Soylent Green is made of Odo!
Soylent Green is made out of Palukoos!
Soylent green AGAIN??? But we had that LAST night.
Soyou got your reward and you're just leaving then?
Soyou have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me..
Space A & B:  it makes Babylon 5 look like King Lear.
Space Alien weds two-headed Elvis-clone - Hobbes
Space Ghost rulez the world!
Space Hamsters Rule!  Death to Unbelievers!
Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ...
Space Rangers:  Star Trek for the mentally challenged.
Space Shuttle chore: Get roadies to unload amps and drum kit.
Space Shuttle pilot Admiral Dick Truly [ret.] was an Eagle Scout.
Space bar? I wonder what the cover charge is...
Space for rent. Cheap!!!!!!
Space is a vacuum.
Space is an illusion, disk space doubly so.
Space is big.  Really big.
Space is curved.  Either that or my car pulls to the left.
Space is empty because 9/10ths of it is missing.
Space is limited! Time is short! - Tom
Space is not safe,picard...It's wonderous..It is NOT for the timid.
Space panties.  For that girl who thinks her ass is outta this world.
Space people read our mail.
Space reserved for tagline.
Space the final....OOHHH BEER! - Homer Trek
Space, the Final BEER! Homer Trek.
Space, the final frontier... 0 bytes free.
Space-age cybernomad.
Space...the final frontier: yeah? Seen my bedroom?
Space: Above & Beyond - "Top Gun" meets "BattleStar Galactica."
Space: Above & Beyond -In space noone can hear you yawn. <sb>
Space: that inconvenient stuff between us and home. Voyager
SpaceBalls II - The search for more money.  - Yogurt
Spaceball One has now become, <Dum dum dum> Mega Maid.
Spaceball One. They've gone to Plaid!  - Barf
Spaceballs - The Tagline
Spaceballs Prison Complex.
Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal.
Spaceballs the Coloring Book.
Spaceballs the Doll. Me.
Spaceballs the Flamethrower. Kids really love this.
Spaceballs the Lunch Box.
Spaceballs the Placemat.
Spaceballs the Shaving Cream.
Spaceballs the Sheet.
Spaceballs the T-shirt.
Spaceballs the Tagline!
Spaceballs the Toliet Paper.
Spaceballs!  Forget it!
Spaceballs: The Flamethrower.   Kids love this one!
Spaceballs: The Tag Line
Spaceballs: The Tagline
Spaceballs: The recipe
Spaceballs?!  Oh shit!  There goes the planet!
Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out.
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spaceflight. Pre-founding of Babylon 5 (Second Age of Mankind
Spaceman Spiff to the rescue!
Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer.
Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer...
Spaceships?  Where we're going we don't need spacships.
Spackle that drive...
Spaghetti code = job security
Spaghetti code = job security.
Spaghetti code means job security.
Spagmumps - The millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages.
Spagmumps: Any of the millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages.
Spagmumps: any of millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages.
Spald: Empty spool of thread.
Spam - The government definition of meat
Spam -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
Spam Kinison -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
Spam Lite - tastes the same, just as filling.  So what?
Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
Spam Spam Spam Spam Bacon Eggs Spam and Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Bacon Spam and Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spammity Spammmm Spam Spam Spam...
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam... Spam Spam Spam Spam.. Spamityspam!
Spam Tacos,"Breakfast of Champions."
Spam all the chimicals to preserve you for 1,000 years.
Spam cut into 1/2" slices and dried makes excellent roof shingles.
Spam doesn't kill people - it just outlives them!
Spam for me, please, with a side of crunchy frog.
Spam for me, with a side of crunchy frog.
Spam in the morning, Spam in the evening, Spam at suppertime.
Spam in the place where you work-Al
Spam is dead. --Adams. Adams is dead. --Spam. Adams is Spam. --Dead.
Spam is the ditch carp of meats
Spam is the mystery meat-Al
Spam made from the worst things on earth.
Spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam.
Spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam!  -The Vikings
Spam spam spam spam spam eggs spam spam and spam.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam jobs and spam - Bush
Spam spam!  Spam spam !  No one expects the spamish repetition.
Spam the Great Mystery Meat.
Spam!  Lovely spam!  Beautiful spam!
Spam!  The wonder substance! -- Joel Robinson
Spam! Lovely spam!  Beautiful spam!
Spam! Lovely spam! Beutiful spam!
Spam! Spam! Spam! - Tom
Spam! The wonder substance! -- Joel Robinson
Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, Tagline, Spam Spam Spam, and Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, spam, it comes in a can...And elephants come in quarts!
Spam, spam, spam spam, lovely spam!
Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.  "Baked beans are off!"
Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam! -The Vikings
Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam and eggs.
Spam,spam,it comes in a can..& elephants come in quarts
Spam. It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam.... It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam...Specially Packed Animal Meat.
Spam...it is the devil's work!
Spam.It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam: It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam: Sound pig makes hitting bottom of elevator shaft.
Spam: Squirrels, possums, and mice
Spam: The government definition of meat.
Spam: lunchmeat of the stars!
Spam: the sound a pig makes hitting the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Spam:Sound pig makes hitting bottom of elevator
SpamLite, half the calories, and all the chemicals.
SpamMan: The military's replacement for Charlie Tuna.
Spamalism...Taglines utilizing the word SPAM.
Spamgrams:  Fat legs.
Spamicide...Pigging out on Spam.
Spamit is the devil's work!
Spamology...the study of animal guts.
Spamophobia:  Fear of animal guts.
Spanish Borg:Tu eres irrelevento.
Spanish Inquisition of Borg: Remember 1 thing, you will be assimilated a
Spanish speed greeting:  "Comoestausted?"
Spanish translation: Kira Nariz (Queria nariz) = I want a nose!
Spank *THIS*, Big Boy!
Spank theirs; protect yours; kiss mine.
Spank thiers; Protect yours; Kiss mine.
Spanking time!
Spankings - They're not just for birthdays anymore!
Spankings all around, then - Mike
Spankings.  They're not just for birthdays anymore.
Spankings:  Not just for birthdays anymore.
Sparasol:  To share an umbrella.
Spare RAM, please?
Spare a book and spoil your mood. 
Spare a thought for the snake charmer with a deaf cobra
Spare me the fairy tales -- Camille, Black Fury
Spare me your pity! - Dodger
Spare the Rod nurture the child.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Spare time: What childless people have.
Spare time?  You're lookin' at it.
Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
Spare yourself many hard falls, don't jump to conclusions.
Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions
Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions.
Sparks ignite & spread new information -Chain Lightning,Rush
Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here!
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Sparring-partners *urgently* wanted! --Turgon
Sparrows DO IT for a lark (hearsay).
Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
Sparrows like bacon rind, tits like watermelons
Spatulas do it on the stove.
Spawn of the alter, crush mankind.
Spay your dog before another Rush Limbaugh is born!
Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes.
Speak kindly of your enemies.. you made them.. - <Yogi Berra>
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Speak of punishing mercilessly! Whoah -Joel leers on girl
Speak softly & carry a +6 Two Handed Sword of Blessings!
Speak softly and carry a +6 Two-Handed Sword.
Speak softly and carry a +6 two handed sword.
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed broadsword.
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
Speak softly and carry a Constitution
Speak softly and carry a Type II phaser!
Speak softly and carry a big check.
Speak softly and carry a big, hairy, spinal mount weapon. Adm. Riker
Speak softly and carry a thermostellar trigger.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Speak softly and carry an AT style enhanced keyboard.
Speak softly and carry the Staff of Archmage.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -- Dave Millman
Speak softly, and carry a big stick; you WILL go far.
Speak softly, and carry an Autoloader.....
Speak softly, and weigh in at a hundred tons..
Speak softly, but carry an M16.
Speak the truth, but be ready to leave immediately after.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.  - Yugoslav Proverb
Speak the truth, but leave the motor running.
Speak the unspeakable.  It needs to be said.
Speak the word, the word is all of us.
Speak to live psychics NAH-let ME talk to a DEAD one!
Speak to live psychics! Nah, Lemme talk to a dead one!
Speak to me in tongues and share. - Collective Soul
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee. <Job 12:8>
Speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde.
Speak very slowly...she's a natural blonde.
Speak well of your enemies - remember, you made them!
Speak your mind - I'll enjoy the silence.
Speak your mind. I enjoy the silence.
Speak, Lord, for thy servant heareth. - 1 Samuel 3:9
Speak. I am bound to hear.
Speaker Gingrich: A man with a plan!
Speakers do it with pointers.
Speaking as a man in the street...AAAUUUGGGHHH!
Speaking clocks DO IT on the third stroke.
Speaking from experience again, John?
Speaking of HIS weirdness...where is Geco?
Speaking of Parties....What's happenin'?????
Speaking of Talk Show Hosts, Rush says, ^&*(NO LARRIER!
Speaking of durian leftovers -- have you checked your post office box?
Speaking of fruit cakes - Crow on bread man
Speaking of heat, you're quite the dancer.
Speaking of piddling, sir - Mike
Speaking of studs - Tom as cop
Speaking of which, saucy ones- Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Speaking of which, would you happen to need any targets?
Speaking only for myself, one of my many tricks.
Speaking without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim.
Spear of Destiny?  How about Javelin the Pocketbook?
Special Agent Cooper of Borg : Damn good coffee, Diane, but irrelevant
Special Mouse Service - Lt. Col. Reipicheep commanding
Special Rights: When Fundies publish their crap tax-free.
Special consideration should be given for dyslexics...
Special dialogue by Neal Simon - Mike
Special glasses? - BJ. Vatican Rx. - Fr. Mulcahy (at poker game)
Special seefood diet -- whenever I see food I eat it!
Specialization is for insects.  L. Long
Specialization is for insects. - Lazarus Long
Specialization is for insects. -- Heinlein
Specially captioned for the humour impaired
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
Specially when I make it!!
Specialty breads! - Mike, Tom & Crow
Specific gravity...Is there any other kind?
Specifications subject to change without notice.
Specify Drive> (A):, (B):, (C): or (W)arp.
Specimen:  An Italian astronaut.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch - Crow
Spectator fishing - Joel as group watches Sinbad fish
Spectroscopists DO IT with frequency and intensity.
Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity.
Spectrum HoloByte's Tetris Tagline...##  ###  ####  ###  ###  ###  ###
Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge.
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v!  Works great!
Speech pathologists are oral specialists.
Speech teachers do it orally
Speech writers hope to make a WordStar.
Speechless, for once.
Speed Costs Money - How Fast Can You Afford To Go?
Speed Disk isn't over 'til the FAT table sings.
Speed Kills - Use Windows
Speed Kills - Use Windows NT!
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
Speed Kills - Use Windoze
Speed Kills, use Windows.
Speed Kills.  But in this company it merely astonishes.
Speed Kills.  Use Microsoft Windows 95.
Speed Kills.  Use Microsoft Windows.
Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows.
Speed Limit 150 MPH.  A law we could live with.
Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced
Speed Limit: Warp 5 - Speed checked by radar.
Speed Scares you?  But Micro$oft Windows!
Speed causes head-on crashes!
Speed coming up fast and out of control. Radars are useless!!
Speed costs money -- How fast do you want to go?
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Faster than that.
Speed doesn't kill, running into slow things kills.
Speed doesn't kill.  Stopping very fast...  THAT kills!
Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
Speed gets you nowhere fast.
Speed has little to do with it, unless you're going *too* fast!
Speed is a viable subsitute fo accuracy.
Speed is subsittute fo accurancy.
Speed it up, Buy a Pentulam computer
Speed kills innocent by-standers!!!
Speed kills!  (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills!  Switch to Windows ...
Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills! Switch to Windows
Speed kills.  Slow just infuriates.
Speed kills.  Switch to Windows.
Speed kills. Use Windows and live !
Speed kills. Use Windows instead.
Speed kills...and causes other misteaks...
Speed kills; Slow just infuriates!
Speed kills; slow just infuriates...
Speed killssave yourselfuse Windows.
Speed leaves _ everyone_ behind.
Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area!
Speed limit on Hwy 69?  Lickety split.
Speed limit, 140 beats per minute.
Speed of Lightning! Power of Thunder! Underdog!
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder... UNDERDOG!
Speed of lightning, Lord of Thunder! Underdog!
Speed on idle - the fumes will kill you.
Speed scares you ? Try windows.
Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.
Speed up WINDOWS - Buy an Amiga!
Speed's harmless.  Impacting slower objects kills.
Speed-reading - harmful to your comprehension.
Speed-trap ahead. Watch out!
Speed? You can't see him for dust.
Speeding doesn't kill people... Stopping really fast does!
Speeding doesn't kill people... Stopping really fast does.
Speedreading accident: I hit a bookmark.
Speedy Gonzales of Borg:  Prepare to be accelerated!
Speeeeeewwww! - Skippy Squirrel
Speeeewwwwww!!!! - Yakko/Dot
Spegnew SCReaMS "Muad'dib" and explodes Everyone!
Spell Checked and reformatted by Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu)Between two evils,  i always pick the one i never tried before. - Mae West
Spell chequers dew knot work write
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands.
Spellcheck, then run Politically Correct V1.1, then post.
Spellchecker not found.  Press <CTRL<-<ALT<-<DEL< to continue ...
Spelling - grammar - apostrophes - CHECK!
Spelling checkers at maximum!  Fire!
Spelling errors? NO WAY! I've got an ERROR-CORRECTING MODEM!
Spelling is a lossed art.
Spelling is irrelevant. You will be asillymated.
Spelling is my nemisis!
Spelling is not the problem.. Typing and looking up words, is.
Spelling problems? use "error-correcting" modems!
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spells don't kill people!  SPELLS kill people!
Spelunk: The sound you make as you hit the bottom of the cave
Spelunkers DO IT in the hole.
Spelunkers DO IT while wearing heavy rubber protective devices.
Spelunkers do it going down into deep, wet holes.
Spelunkers do it underground.
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Spend your life lifting people up, not putting people down.
Spend your life lifting people up, not putting them down!
Spend your money now.
Spend your money on women, booze and fast cars ... waste the rest!
Spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Spent 60 days for just one night.
Spent billions so the Air Force can mess around - Crow
Spent entire per diem on bunch of...CRAP -Mike as Palance
Spent most of my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted!
Spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I wasted!
Spent mosta my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted!
Spent mosta my money on beer and women. The rest I wasted!
Spent so much on the loom, I've got nothing weft!
Spent the afternoon flinging cow flop frisbees.
Sperm bank! No Trickster, we asked for a urine sample...
Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping on chenille.
Spewing out death with the evil I've churned
Spic and SPAM...A cleaning solvent used for disolving animal guts.
Spice is the variety of life.
Spice up your love life... kiss a Klingon today!
Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today!
Spiderman, Spiderman!  Does whatever a spider can...
Spiderman...The WorldWideWeb's number one surfer.
Spiders & maggots & bees! Oh, my!
Spiders are high in protein, but they tickle
Spiders have 8 legs, not 2 like we do.
Spiel checquers dew knot awl weighs due write!
Spies DO IT under cover.
Spies do it under cover.
Spike the Moderator, give X-lax, instead of Chocolate.
Spill a beer on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels..
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels.
Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs due it write.
Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs funk shun write.
Spill something on your computer? Try PC towels.
Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
Spin Doctor...CD-ROM technician.
Spin My Nipple Nuts and Send Me to Alaska!
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! --Kryten.
Spinach makes me feel alone.
Spinach puts color in your cheeks. But who wants green cheeks?
Spinal Tap
Spindle & Multilate - See if I care..
Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..
Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care...
Spindle and mutilate, SEE if I care....
Spindle, Fold & Mutilate - See if I care...
Spindle, fold and mutilate: see if I care.
Spindle, fold or mutilate.  See if I care.
Spinhead:  A person who never misses "Wheel of Fortune."
Spiral Tribe, Aztec remains of the question?
Spiral! Do I own this dimension?   Yes, yes, you own all you look at.
Spirit in black 'till the end!
Spirit is God, and man is His image and likeness.
Spirit is the real and eternal; matter is the unreal, and temporal.
Spirit witch, embracing stars, imagining magic.
Spirits damned to rot amidst the brimstone fireballs
Spiritual Truth Through Superior Firepower
Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons
Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons
Spiritual fruits; not religious nuts.
Spiritualist do it with no body.
Spiritualists do it out of body.
Spirobits:  The frayed bits of left-behind paper in a spiral notebook.
Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always zaps your eyes
Spit bubbles are irrelevant. - Wakko Warner of Borg
Spit life from the maypole in savage ceremony.
Spit on ze FOOD ..EINS ZWEI !
Spitwads are not free speech
Spitwads are not free speech - Bart Simpson's lines
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F01
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F01
Spitwads are not free speech.
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde*
Split Windows:  Seeing cross-eyed.
Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends.
Split peas, not taglines! :)
Split personality ? Who, us ?
Split personality?  Who, us?
Split your coffee?  Call a Chemist!
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
Spock & Data in '96.  Anything else would be illogical!
Spock & Data: The Logical Choice
Spock BBS -=- It is LOGICAL to call this BBS.
Spock and Data in '96:  The Logical Choice!
Spock at Xmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanks, Jim.
Spock at Xmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim
Spock fell into the DOOM PIT! Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!
Spock is the one with the ears, right?
Spock of Borg:  Resistance would be illogical.
Spock of Borg: That is illogi... uh, irrelevant, Jim.
Spock on Khan: His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.
Spock on Klingons: They are dying. [*] Kirk: Let them die!
Spock on Sulu: Get D'Artagnon here to sickbay.
Spock on V'ger: I sense no emotion; only total logic.
Spock on computer: It has the unfortunate tendency to giggle.
Spock saying goodbye to a CRT: Live long and phosphor.
Spock scan that ship. [*] Aye Captain, 300 DPI.
Spock to Korrd: Damn you, Sir!  You will try!
Spock to Monitor. Live long and phosphor.
Spock!  How's...My...Hair...?--Kirk
Spock!  I thought you were DEAD!!  I rebooted Captain.
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's toupee).
Spock's World ! Spock's World ! Amok Time ! Fascinating !
Spock's World:    "Reason on, Spock."  "Reason on, Sarek."
Spock's brain, Elvis's body:  "Jailhouse Spock"
Spock's ears:The left, the right, and the final front ear
Spock's singing doesn't even come close to describing Vegemite...
Spock, "Galileo Seven": There are always alternatives.
Spock, I though you were dead!    I rebooted, Captain.
Spock, I thought you died?   I REBOOTED JIM!
Spock, I thought you were dead!  I rebooted, Captain.
Spock, I thought you were dead! No, sir. I rebooted.
Spock, I thought you were dead!"  "I re-booted, Captain."
Spock, I thought you were dead? No sir I Rebooted
Spock, be ONE with the horse!
Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
Spock, saying goodbye to a CRT:  "Live long and phosphor"
Spock, saying goodbye to a CRT: "Live long and phosphor"
Spock, set Phasers on "emancipate!"  -Abe Lincoln (Denis Miller)
Spock, set Phasers on "emancipate!"  -Abe Lincoln (Dennis Miller)
Spock, that man is a politician.  Set phasers on KILL!
Spock, you are SUCH a putz! - Bloom County
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock. Bones. A little Elton John - Mike
Spock... BITE ME!
Spock... you're such a putz.
Spock.SpockSpockTransmit now. * Kirk
Spock/Data '96  The Logical Choice.
Spock/Data 1996: The Logical Choice
Spock/Data in '96 - The Logical Choice
Spock/Sulu/Uhura/Chekov/Kirk/Scotty/Bones/ Star Trek Quoteless Tagline
Spock/Tuvok '96: The LOGICAL Choice!
Spock:  She's dead Jim, get off her!
Spock: "Jim, there's an historic opportunity here."
Spock: A lie? [*] Valeris: A choice.
Spock: Anger is a relative state, sir.
Spock: Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?
Spock: Change is the essential process of all existence.
Spock: Computers make excellent and efficient servants.
Spock: Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatment.
Spock: Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
Spock: Fascinating, Captain!
Spock: I found it an accelerating experience.
Spock: I have been, and always will be your friend.
Spock: I never will understand the medical mind.
Spock: I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
Spock: I weep for V'ger as I would for a brother.
Spock: I'm a Vulcan.  I'm incapable of lying.
Spock: I've had all the shore leave that I care for.
Spock: Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
Spock: It is not logical, but it is often true.
Spock: Liberalism is not logical.
Spock: Life is not a dream. [*] Kirk: Go to sleep.
Spock: Logic and knowledge are not enough.
Spock: Logic is a wreath of flowers that smells bad.
Spock: Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow.
Spock: Logic is the beginning of knowledge, not the end.
Spock: Mr Scott, start your engines.
Spock: Nature abhors a vacuum.
Spock: Please, Captain.  Not in front of the Klingons.
Spock: Shields are failing! [*] Kirk: Give 'em more homework!
Spock: Space still contains infinite unknowns.
Spock: Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
Spock? Why aren't you dead?
SpockThe usual, Odo? Nothing. The usual. -- Quark/Odo
Spockalypse Now
Spockyou're such a putz.
Spoil your dinner! - Yakko
Spoiled Republicans want their BIG campaign money to stay.
Spoils of war (n): Army food
Spoils of war(n): Military rations.
Spoilsport - Sheridan Pardon Captain, you're breaking up. - Ivanova
Spoken like a true angel of death. --Funboy.
Spoken like a true bean counter. - Chumley
Spoken word not sparrow; once flown, can't catch.
Sponge cake recipe: First borrow 3 cups of flour
Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients
Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. - S.W.
Sponsored by National Geographic and Time/Life Television
Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team.
Spoo! The OTHER white meat!
Spooge, spooge, spooge luuuuuverly spooge! - Furry Vikings
Spookin'! - The Mask
Spooks are a breed apart.
Spooky chick, huh doc? - Crow
Spoon! -The Tick
Spoooooonnnnnnnnn!
Spork:  The plastic combination spoon/fork you find in fast food places.
Sport Fisherman: spends $1000 on equipment to watch $20 worth of fish.
Sport: Ja sedim, oni skacu!
Sports Nut:  An athletic supporter.
Sports car drivers have 4-on-the-floor-gasms.
Sportscasters do it by watching football players do it.
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
Spot ate my tagger! Bad dog...
Spot does not respond to verbal commands. - Data
Spot is a CHIEF PET OFFICER.
Spot was the Changeling that infiltrated StarFleet!
Spot, Bring me another Bud - Whoof, Whoof - Good Dog!!!
Spot...Spot...Down...Spot...Down...Down. - Data
Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue
Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Bald Eagle
Spotted Owl: "If you've seen one... you've seen 'em both.
Spotted Owls:  The other white meat.
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken!  Yum!
Spousal abuse is a human issue - not a gender issue.
Spread Eagle the state bird of Florida..a bird lover note
Spread eagle - an extinct bird.
Spread eagle is a wild bird.
Spread the *Joy of Modeming*; send Taglines!!
Spread the table and the quarrel will end.
Spread the word, word for today is "legs"
Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
Spreading in-jokes on national echoes since 1985
Spreadsheet users do it in the Lotus position.
Spring cleaning: Sweeps week
Spring has sprung, fall has fell, winter is here and it's cold as ICE.
Spring is God's way of saying, One more time!
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Spring showers bring May flowers...and May Flowers bring Pilgrims!
Spring: When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes.
Spring: after winter and before mosquitoes.
Spring: sperm is busting out all ova!
Springfield Nuclear Plant Condition: Meltdown. Flee City.
Springfield Nuclear Plant Condition: Relax, everything is fine!
Springfield Power Plant: As seen on '60 Minutes'.
Springfield Power Plant: Keep one eye.. ..on the other guy.
Springfield Prison: America's Fastest Growing Prison
Springfield Rest Home: Thanks for not discussing the outside world.
Springfield Women's Prison: A Prison For Women
Springsteen of Borg:  Borg in the USA.
Sprinkle's Law:  Things always fall at right angles.
Sprinters DO IT in less than 10 seconds.
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
Sprout does it with the Jolly Green Giant.
Spurs only piss a horse off - works okay on cats, though...
Spurs only piss off a horse...work okay on cats though...
Spurs only serve to annoy horses.  They work okay on cats, though.
Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy -- TMBG
Spy spy spy spy spy spy spy spy
Spy's do it in secret.
Spy's do it under cover
Spy:You a natural redhead?  Crow:You a natural blackhead?
Squad helps dog bite victim.
Square dancers DO IT in a group of 8.
Square dancers do it on the floor in Groups of 8
Square knot, not granny knot.
Square meals often make Round people!
Square root of 69 ....................... 8 something.
Square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
Squaresville, man! Strictly squaresville! - Crow to Mike
Squash 'em into recipes.  Murphy would have.
Squash 'em into taglines.  Murphy would have.
Squash a Smurf today.
Squat-fest on your face? Why yes, I'd like that.
Squatic Diversion: Anything a dog owner does/views while the dog squats.
Squatic diversion: anything dog owners do/view while the dog squats.
Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak! SQUEAK, I tell you! SQUEAK!
Squeak.  Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK! - Ren
Squeeeeeeel like a pig boyeee Squeeeeel!! Loudah! Loudah!
Squeek Blam Squeek. (Tricycle kindergarten driveby)
Squeek!  Squeek!  Squeek, I tell you!  Squeek!
Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...What's yur name?
Squeeze Me Hard! I Work Better Under Pressure!
Squeeze Me Hard!!!!  I Work Better Under Pressure....
Squeeze me! Tease me! Please me! Then, get outta here!
Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg...
Squeeze my lemon 'till the juce runs down my leg! - Led Zepplin
Squeeze that monkey, Bubba! - Ren Hoek
Squibblings: Pickings nibbled furtively off the Turkey carcass.
Squid is one of only three foods that tastes the same as it sounds.
Squirm some more, Bill Clinton.
Squirming through the messages with the wsOMR!
Squirming with anchovies! - Wakko Not! - Dot
Squirrel food.
Squirrel gravy and grits.  Only the pure would understand.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Squirrel: Just a cute tree rat with a good PR agent.
Squirrels LOVE peanut butter balls!
Squirrels are messengers from God.
Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
Squirrels!  All we really are is squirrels
Squirrels, the 'other' white meat.
Squirrels: rats with good public relations.
Squirt guns don't squirt people.  .  .  kids do.
Squirt guns don't squirt people...kids do.  (Think about it!)
Squirt water at her! - Mike
Squish 1.00 - the Echomail processor from Cthulhu!
Squished? Time will tell. The wonder is -- By who?
Squrriels, the other white meat.
Sr. Don Gato was a cat; on a high red roof Don Gato sat
Sr. Engineer and Condom Test Consultant.
Sram te bilou tim godinama...;)
Srbija: YUSCII-jem u dvadesetprvi vek !!!!!!
Srem, srem, srem, divan je kiceni srem...
Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
Srike any Amiga when ready.
SsUeBnLdIMINmAeL TmAoGnLeIyNE.
Sshh! If my wife catches me on the computer again...
Sshhh...don't tell anyone I'm here...
Sssh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah.
Sssmokin'! - S. Ipkiss
St. Croix, WI - it's illegal for women to wear anything red in public.
St. Dismas' Infirmary for the Incurably Informed.
St. Jude's coming & he's packing heat! - Tom
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
St. Mary of Egypt,  worthy
St. Matthew did it passionately.
St. Odo - The Patron Saint of Quality Shareware
St. Patrick should come to Washington! I hear there're some snakes...
St. Peter:  "How did you get here?"  New arrival:  "Flu!"
St. Vidicon of Cathode, pray for us!
St.jean, I thought I told you no DANGLING over the Promenade?!
Sta su to tagovi?
Sta sve nece staviti u tag...
Sta to radis kume???
Stability brought about by force is not stability at all.<Dalai Lama>
Stable environment - do not open Windows.
Stable relationships are for horses.
Stacatto signals of constant information...
Stack Error:  Lost on a cluttered desk
Stack Error:  Lost on a cluttered desk...
Stack Error:  lost on a cluttered desk.
Stack Overflow - Brain Halted.
Stack Overflow.  Brain halted.
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
Stack Overflow:  Too many cases on top of each other...
Stack Overflow:  Too many pancakes
Stack Overflow:  Too many pancakes...
Stack Overflow: too many pancakes, not enough syrup.
Stack corrupt!  News at 0xB...
Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies.     -Datamazing, 4/1/78
Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies. -- Datamazing, 4/1/78
Stack overflow hurts!
Stack overflow:  too many pancakes.  User halted.
Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted.
Stack overflow: too many pancakes. Eat some (Y/n)?
Stacker has trashed all your files, have a nice day.
Stacks of beer as far as the eye can see, this must be heaven!
Stacy Keach: All cleaned up - Crow
Stacy Kouns gets a job at Cray Computers - Crow
Stacy, be proud of your North Tibetan heritage!
Stage I Soldiers free Women to be Stage II Women.
Stage II sports: rejoice in competence!
Stage hands DO IT for every scene.
Stage hands DO IT on cue.
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stagehands do it on cue.
Stagelights flashing, the feelings smashing! " Run away! Run away!
Stages keep on changing, re-arranging love.
Staggering off bleeding, Spock vows never to mind-meld with Kira again.
Stagnation:  country without women.
Stains like the blood on your teeth - NIN
Stains on the wall by Who flung Doo!
Stairways scare Dan Dare who's there...
Stalagmites stalactites stalagmites -Tom on wave patterns
Stale incense, old sweat, and lies, lies, lies - NIN
Stalemate - a spouse you are tired of.
Stalemate:  ex-spouse.
Stalin is buried in a communist plot.
Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.
Stalin's grave was a communist plot
Stalinism begins at home.
Stalking the boards for prey ...
Stalking's hard when you don't have a car - Mike
Stall: Technique for explaining why the payment's late.
Stammer...Pout...Whine...when all else fails...reboot...
Stamp Out Lactose Intolerance!
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
Stamp it <Preliminary< and ship it.
Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE!
Stamp out dope!  Twit filter Patrick Long!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Bill Clinton!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter He!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Orville Bullitt!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Orville!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Roger Barnes!
Stamp out hesitation!  ...no, wait!
Stamp out idiocy! Disband the ACLU!
Stamp out idiocy; disband the ACLU!
Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
Stamp out philately!
Stamp out the post office!  Mail electronically.
Stamp out the word "Great" in file descriptions
Stamp out vandalism or I'll break all your windows!!
Stampede heading in your direction ..
Stan, Stan, he's our boy! If he can't do it, no one..will. - Crowd
Stand Back!  I'm going to communicate!
Stand aside, peasants! I am on imperial business!
Stand aside, plebeians! I am on imperial business!
Stand back everyone!  I know what I'm doing!
Stand back world!  Here I come!!
Stand back!  I've got a mouse and I know how to use it!
Stand back!  It's a Beta version!
Stand back!  It's a Beta!
Stand back! He's running the BETA VERSION! Arrrrrrgh.
Stand back! I am a master of the ancient Ferrengi art of whining!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand back! I don't know how long this thing gets!
Stand back! I have a modem and know how to use it!!!
Stand back!!!! I have no idea how BIG this thing gets!
Stand back, 'cause dismay or may not work ...
Stand back, I don't know how big it's gonna get!!
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand back, I'm in a Tom Clancy novel
Stand beside that lightning rod.  Why are you looking at me like that?
Stand by, #TN#, here we go.  Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand by, @FN@, here we go.  Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand by, Orville, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign Bullitt, go change your pants.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign Orville, go change your pants.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign, go change your pants.
Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your pants!
Stand down red alert.  Ensign, go change your uniform.
Stand for something!  Or you'll fall for everything.
Stand on the toilet and get high on pot.
Stand on the toilet, get high on pot.
Stand perfectly still. This IS a movie - Crow
Stand straight, walk proud...
Stand up BOY, they are playing DIXIE!
Stand up and defend the people who are wronged.
Stand up for something or you'll fall for anything.
Stand-up for Women's Rightsbring back Batgirl!
Standard British Bird, the gannet, it's in all the books!
Standard British bird, the gannet...it's in all the books!
Standard Disclamer of course...
Standard Human Equipment:  2400 baud brain, 19.2k baud mouth.
Standard deviation? Just -who- is the standard deviant?
Standard disclaimer.
Standard disclaimer: "I just can't help myself!" - Babs Bunny
Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own!
Standard disclaimer: Who knew?
Standard landing party Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Ensign Monsterbait
Standard procedure is to do what the hell they tell you to do.<Dallas>
Standard sit-com joke landing on runway seven - Crow
Standard taglines don't count?
Standards (n). Battle insignia or tribal totems
Standards are Wonderful!  So many to pick from!
Standards are a great idea because there are so many to choose from.
Standards are always out of date.  That is what makes them standards
Standards are wonderful! There are so MANY to choose from!
Standards are wonderful, there are so many to choose from.
Standards are wonderful.  So many to choose from!
Standards are wonderful.  So many to chose from.
Standards are wonderful.  So very many to choose from.
Standards are wonderful:  so many from which to choose!
Standards are wonderful: so many from which to choose!
Standards are wonderful; There's so many to chose from!
Standards are wonderful; there's *so* many to choose from!
Standards?  On InterLink?  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Standards?  Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em!
Standards?  What standards?  Whose standards?
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
Standing 8 count! Go to your corners! - Tom
Standing in the shadow of love
Standing invitation to Kes and B'ellana for a REALLY wild night.......
Standing invitation to Kes for a wild night in a holodeck!
Standing invitation to Major Kira for a wild night in a holosuite ...
Standing invitation to dance with Nana Visitor.  She can even lead!
Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down
Standing on one's own feet make for tired feet.
Standing on the shoulders of giants leaves me cold.
Standing ovation for the Grungy Penney Guy,
Standing there making a sitting target of himself.
Standing under falling pianos is not recommended
Standing your ground is easier when your grounded in God's Word!!!
Standup comics do it tongue-in-cheek.
Stange notions. I got your strange notions right here. - Franklin
Stanislave, preterano seres !
Stanley Marvin Handleman - Crow
Stannum by my man!
Staple guns are useless - Crow on cheesy space weapons
Star Date 9602.34 - Admiral Fox bites Worf!
Star Date 9623.17 - Admiral Smith bites Worf!
Star Fleet security... The few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee
Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee*
Star Thors:  "May the Norse be with you..."
Star Trek (n) full of inconsistencies, regarding most of technology.
Star Trek 25th Anniversary Movie Marathon:  Sit Long and Prosper!
Star Trek 7:  The search for taglines!
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:  <fill in the blank>
Star Trek Continuity ERROR:  (A)bort (R)ewrite (I)gnore?
Star Trek Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?
Star Trek DOS: Command or file name canna be found, sair!
Star Trek DOS: Command or file name canna be found, sir!
Star Trek DS9 : "Boldly hanging out Near the Wormhole..."
Star Trek Excuse:  My phaser's dead.
Star Trek Excuse:  Transporter Malfunction.
Star Trek Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason Stalks The Enterprise.
Star Trek II The Musical: The Rap of Khan
Star Trek II: A Tale of Two Starships."Dee starship,dee starship,boss"
Star Trek III: The Search for Plot.  "Spock's brain."
Star Trek IV:In Search of Cash."So long, and thanks for all the fish."
Star Trek IX, The Wrath of Nintendo
Star Trek IX:  Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek IX:  The Search for Kirk's Teeth.
Star Trek IX:  The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek IX: In Search of Geritol.
Star Trek IX: Search for Shatner's Dentures
Star Trek Lives!
Star Trek Tags:
Star Trek The Musical II:  The Rap of Kahn.
Star Trek V:  "Shat" Happens!
Star Trek V: The Final Rip-Off. "We apologize for the inconvenience."
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Money. "Odo, meet Martia. Martia, Odo."
Star Trek VII - The Search for @LN@.
Star Trek VII - The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VII:  Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII:  The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Orville leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Yakko leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: JTK directed by Oliver Stone!
Star Trek VII: Let Kirk Live!
Star Trek VII: Shatner Must Die!
Star Trek VII: The Captain's Ego - Upcoming movie
Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VIII:  The Search for Shatner's Real Hair.
Star Trek VIII:  The Wrath of Moderator.
Star Trek VIII: Scotty passes a Stone.
Star Trek Virus - Invades system in places no virus has gone before.
Star Trek Virus: Invades your system where no virus has gone before...
Star Trek Voyager..The continuing adventures of V'GER?
Star Trek X:  The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
Star Trek XIV: We All Live in a Yellow Starship
Star Trek XVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth
Star Trek XVII - The Search for Shattner's Teeth
Star Trek XXIII: Run Out Of Ideas
Star Trek XXV "Scotty Passes a Stone!"
Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek XXVIII - The Search for Shatner's BONES!
Star Trek XXX the serch for geritol.
Star Trek XXX: In Search of Geritol * Upcoming movie
Star Trek XXX: The Search for Geritol
Star Trek elevators are always there. Why can't ours be like that?
Star Trek episodes we'll never see:  "Three in a Ro."
Star Trek is Hope.
Star Trek is OK, but I prefer Science Fiction
Star Trek is dead, Jim!  What are we gonna do for a living?
Star Trek is dying, Jim! QUICK! Call 9111701!!!!!
Star Trek is kinda neat, but I prefer Science-Fiction.
Star Trek is okay, but I prefer science fiction.
Star Trek is the only way to live!
Star Trek light, Star Trek bright, 1st Trek I see tonight.
Star Trek without Jean-Luc Picard is like a message without a Tagline
Star Trek's on%$&@$%NO CARRIER
Star Trek, TNG, and DS9 taglines
Star Trek, The Musical II: The Rap of Khan
Star Trek, the Best Possible Future of Man.
Star Trek, the CLASSIC generation.
Star Trek: "Wagon Train in Space."  DS9: "Motel 6 in Space."
Star Trek: Dares to boldy split infinitives no man has split before.
Star Trek: Deep Space 90210
Star Trek: Dip Space Nine.
Star Trek: The Almost Final Frontier.
Star Trek: The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Star Trek: The Motionless Picture. "Where Nomad has gone before."
Star Trek: The Previous Generation.
Star Trek: Voyager -- THE Starfleet Minivan!
Star Trek: Voyager--What happen when you let a WOMAN drive!
Star Trek: Voyager:  the Starfleet minivan.
Star Trek? How can one foot it in space?
Star Trek? Is that the one with Ed McMahon and the Klingons?
Star Truck II:  The Wrath of Nissan
Star Warriors - By West End Games
Star Wars 1: The galaxy far, far away has never been so close.
Star Wars Director's Cut `97
Star Wars Galaxy Guides - By West End Games
Star Wars Meets The NHL: Empress Chrissy Battles Charles Skywalker!
Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000
Star Wars RPG...8 years a player, 6 years a GM!
Star Wars, The Dark Empire Sourcebook - By West End Games
Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games
Star Wars/Disney Con `97
Star Wars: vehicle to Carrie Fisher, Hamil and Ford to fame.
Star date 274.23.4 Beamed dowm for a pee..
Star date 274.23.4 Beamed down for a pee.
Star trek 6: The undiscovered money.
StarBase B-47Ferengi / Federation Free Trade Zone
StarFleet Admiral Q, at your service!
StarFleet medical finals .. Gets 'em every time! - Dr. Julian Bashir.
StarFleet: Hate you.  Hate Alpha Quadrent. Took Voyager.  Janeway
StarFury:Mobile Target
StarShip Captains do it at warp speed.
StarTrek XV11 "In search of Shatner's teeth!"
StarTrek XVII "In search of Shatner's teeth!"
Starbase 42 Magrathea
Starblazers do it with wave motion.
Starboard Wine:  Wine for right handed sailors.
Starclad dancing to beat of drum, something wiccan this way comes.
Starclad dancing to the beat of drums something wiccan this way comes
Starcladliness is next to Goddessliness...
Stardate 02 Feb 95  Wrote a Blue Wave message.
Stardate 47223.4: Beamed dowm for a pee...
Stardate 47988: All Good Things
Stardate 99999.99 - The End Is Coming!
Stardate abc123.0  Beamed down to get away from those kooks!
Stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
Stare at this tagline for fifteen minutes, then ask why.
Stare into the subliminal for as long as you can.
Starfleet *is* a military service.
Starfleet *is* the Federation's navy.
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
Starfleet Academy has a drama department???
Starfleet Academy:  "Ex Astra, Scienta."
Starfleet Admiral Q at your service. -- Q
Starfleet April fool hell, Enterprise says "we have engaged the Borg"
Starfleet Enemas: "To boldly go like no one has gone before!"
Starfleet Inter-office Mail...
Starfleet Order #32: Always flip for oncoming ships.
Starfleet Security -- the few, the proud, the expendable
Starfleet Security...the few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Starfleet Security:  The few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Starfleet Security: Ours is but to scream and die.
Starfleet Security: Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die
Starfleet Security: The Few, The Proud, The Expendable.
Starfleet Security: The Few. The Proud. The Expendable.
Starfleet Security: The few, The proud, The horribly mangled
Starfleet Security:Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die.
Starfleet medical finals...gets them every time. -- Dr. Bashir
Starfleet motto: "Don't attack; we're incredibly lucky!"
Starfleet. It's not just a job, it's 96.7 credits a week.
Starfleet: Hate you.  Hate Alpha Quadrant. Took Voyager. --Janeway
Starfleet: Peace through political correctness.
Staring Mike as "THE DIRTY VICAR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staring at my sandals..that's a paddling. -Jasper as a sub teacher
Staring into a dragon's jaws, one quickly learns wisdom.
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns humility
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wisdom
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon, one quickly learns humility.
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon, one quickly learns true humility.
Staring voices.. from the dark room..
Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
Starlong: Invented by Zerox. Who else makes better copies?
Starring Adam West as Batman.
Starring Burt Ward as Robin, The  Boy Wonder.
Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Starring Roseanne Arnold in ... "The Herniator!"
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Charles-O. Fournier
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: David Jewett
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Orville Bullitt
Starring the law firm of Morris, Brown & Leroy - Crow
Starring the very Kittenish Ann Margaret - Dr. Forrester
Starship Captains DO IT with Enterprise
Starship Enterprise: Built FORD Tough!
Starship Mine...Mine...Mine...Mine! :"Rascals" Picard
Starship drag racing...the sport of the future!
Starship go >>BOOM<<
Start a d/l. Get a beer. Light a smoke. Watch hockey. Multi-tasking.
Start a download, grab a beer--multitasking!
Start a download.  Get a Coke.  Multitasking.
Start a download.  Get a beer.  Multitasking!
Start a download.  Get a beer.  Multitasking.
Start a download.  Make a pot of coffee.  Multitasking!
Start a download. Get a beer. Multi-tasking!
Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.
Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit.
Start a friendship.  EMail me!
Start a revolution. Mail a tea bag to congress!
Start download. Get beer. Light cigar. Watch hockey. Multi-tasking.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start for BlueWave:
Start mail download.  Grab a beer.  Watch some football: Multitasking.
Start meetings on time regardless of who's missing.
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Start out with a shattering blow to the ribcage - Crow
Start running, Frank - Dr. Forrester
Start showing up early for work
Start slow and taper off.
Start slow, then taper off!
Start the Office of Men's Health!
Start the day with a jolt!  Go to bed with Lum.
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
Start the engine!  I can't find the GTC keys!!
Start the line with three dots and a space, then just type it in...
Started out at Berkeley, later on at People's Park...
Starting a new era in recipe lunacy!
Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
Starting now I'm looking out for #1!
Starting out with Berkeley Free Speech, later on at People's Park...
Startrek makes your sterile
Startrek makes your sterile.
Starvation of unrich children is not my concern. Reagan
Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian.
Stash not found.  Cheeeiit. Should  I fake it? Y/N
Stasis: The ultimate in 'Stay Fresh' technology.
Stat:  Info on baseball cards.
State College	- Mini Computer
State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept
State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section.
State Farm?  Guard dogs?
State Farm? Guard dogs?
State Motto of New Hampshire: Live Free or Die.
State Motto of New Jersey: Liberty and Prosperity.
State Motto: Arkansas...Land of Opportunity.
State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.
State University	- Micro Computer
State Wildlife Protection Area - party animals live here.
State motto New Mexico: It's all for sale.
State motto New York: Higher Taxes!
State of New Jersey Motto. Who died?
State of New Mexico motto: It's all for sale.
State of New York motto: Higher Taxes!
State of West Virginia motto: Liberty, equality, fraternity.
State of Wisconsin Motto. Eat cheese or die!
State of the art means you can't afford it.
State of the art technology - Mike on old typewriters
State your business and leave!
State your business in one word or less. - Hawkeye
State-of-the-art:  What we could do with enough money.
State-of-the-art: What we could do with enough money.
State-of-the-practice:  What we can do with the money you have.
State-of-the-practice: What we can do with the money you have.
Statements above are logical, well reasoned and my own.
Statements here are NOT those of the Posys...
Statements here are not those of the Sysop.
Statements here are not those of the Sysop...
Staten Island isn't really a big landfill...
Statesman: A dead politician.
Statesman: a dead politician - we NEED more statesmen.
Statesman: politician who's been dead 5 or 10 years.
Statesmen are dead politicians.  We need more statesmen.
Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce
Static interference provided by New Jersey Bell.
Stating the opposite sometimes causes the desired response.
Station Log, Stardate.Psst! Kira, isn't this Friday?
Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.
Station log, Deep Sleep 9.....
Stationary mice have bigger balls.
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Statistically, 50% of the people you meet have a below average IQ
Statisticians DO IT when it counts.
Statisticians DO IT with 95% confidence.
Statisticians DO IT with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it in all combinations.
Statisticians do it randomly
Statisticians do it when it counts.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence. 
Statisticians do it with a little deviance.
Statisticians do it with charts.
Statisticians do it with deviates
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it with tables.
Statisticians do it with the largest group possible.
Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests.
Statisticians do it.  After all, it's only normal.
Statisticians probably DO IT.
Statisticians probably do it.
Statisticians probably do it.    
Statistics - figures used as arguments.
Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
Statistics are no substitute for judgement!
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
Statistics show that people with more birthdays live longer.
Statistics: Alter Reality without drugs NOW!
Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in.
Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in.
Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore!
Status quo.  Latin for the mess we're in.
Status quo: Latin for the mess we're in.
Stavio sam joj pirane u kadu da se igra dok se kupa.
Stay Alert!  Trust No One!  Keep Your Laser Handy!
Stay Alert!  Trust no one!  Keep your crossbows handy!
Stay Furry!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Stay away from the DOS side, Luke!
Stay away from the barbecue sauce  - Crow during fire
Stay away from the barbecue sauce! -- Crow T. Robot
Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, Orville.
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!
Stay cleaner wrap your weiner.
Stay close to the Vorlon and watch out for the Shadows - Sinclair
Stay close to the Vorlon and watch out for the Shadows -Sinclar
Stay close to the Vorlon, and watch out for shadows. - Sinclair
Stay confident - computers can sense fear.
Stay cool - sit in the freezer.
Stay cool! Hang loose! Admit nothing!
Stay crazy....it's the only way to maintain your sanity....
Stay healthy--smoke unused cigarettes.
Stay here & make sure he doesn't leave til I get back! - Monty Python
Stay here long enough you might see somebody's knees-Joel
Stay in formation. Hold the line. No one gets through. No matter what.
Stay in the circle, you puss! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Stay in touch! Watch out for all those ladies!!!
Stay low, and keep your ears open, I expect you back. - Garibaldi
Stay low, conserve ammo, and never deal with a Dragon.
Stay noble, MacLeod...it's what you're good at. - Kalas
Stay on topic, Red 5, STAY ON TOPIC...
Stay out of Riker's way; he's having a bad beard day.
Stay out of my way! I am modeming at 28,800. Try to catch me!
Stay out of prison, Mike Tyson is getting horny...
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
Stay retired, then.  There's no money in it, y'know ...
Stay sane inside insanity.
Stay the course, Big Ned, you're doin' super! - Little Ned Flanders
Stay tuned as Beavis & Butt-head break things & blow stuff up!
Stay tuned as Beavis wounds Butthead's inner child.
Stay tuned as Butthead moons Beavis' inner child.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke Kevin McCauley's team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke Roger's team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens take on @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens whip the hell outta @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens whip the hell outta Connie Sharlow's team.
Stay tuned for Weird Al, tonight on UHF channel 62!
Stay tuned to this echo for Excellence in BBS'ing.
Stay tuned to this echo for the "Excellence in BBS'ing Network."
Stay us wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O sustainer!
Stay with me, Dire Wolf. Stay with me . . . - Digital Shakespeare
Stay with me, I want to be alone.
Stay? Whaddya think I am, a dog? <Getz>
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! - V. Dracula
Staying away from Old spice. <G>
Staying on the topic limits my imagination.
Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout - Joel
Steady as she goes, Mr Cthulu.
Steak is my ally!  Butter does my bidding! -- TV's Frank
Steak is my ally! Butter does my bidding! - Frank
Steak? Money's too tight for steak.. Steak? Uhh..sure..
Steal THIS -> best frog renaissance amoeba packrat concrete
Steal every tagline from QWK, OPX and BW mail packets automatically!
Steal is stronger then flesh.
Steal me....The keys are under the tagline.
Steal my cash, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal only the best taglines shall be the whole of the Law
Steal this Tagline Ms. Sleepwalker and I'll tie-dye Precious!
Steal this Tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
Steal this tagline and I'll tye-die your cat!
Steal this tagline and you're going to get a spanking!
Steal this tagline... and I'll tie-dye your cat!!!
Steal two taglines and Netmail me in the morning.
Stealing Taglines is the main reason *any* of us are here
Stealing Taglines will never get you pregnant.
Stealing Taglines, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto".
Stealing Taglines, eh? Book him for grand theft motto.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Stealing from a tagline thief is not considered a crime.
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research.
Stealing is ILLEGAL.  The government hates competition!
Stealing is illegal: The government hates the competition
Stealing is illegal; the IRS hates competition.
Stealing is legal for lawyers, politicians, and Orville
Stealing it a dollar at a time from a million places-Crow
Stealing taglines ......Grand Theft "Motto".
Stealing taglines is an addictive hobby.
Stealing taglines is my newest hobby --Robin Hood
Stealing taglines one at a time is for amateurs.
Stealing taglines one at a time is for the discerning.
Stealing taglines, eh?  Book `em for "Grand Theft Motto
Stealing taglines, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto."
Stealing the best taglines shall be the whole of the fun.
Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming!
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know your cumming!
Stealth Condoms - she'll never know you're coming...
Stealth Condoms --- She'll Never Know You Were There....
Stealth Condoms --- She'll never know you're coming...
Stealth Condoms --- She'll never know you're comming...
Stealth Condoms....they'll never see you coming
Stealth Condoms:  She'll Never See You Coming!
Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming!
Stealth Condoms: She'll never know you're cumming.
Stealth Condoms: she'll never see you coming!
Stealth Fighter? I'll believe it when I see it!
Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it!
Stealth Tagline:                                     <---neat, huh?
Stealth condoms...they'll never see you cumming!
Stealth condoms:  They'll never see you coming!
Stealth condoms: They'll never know you're coming.
Stealth condoms: she'll never even see you coming...
Stealth condums - They'll never know you're cumming.
Stealth means never having to say you're sorry.
Stealth tagline: "                                                  "
Stealth tagline: "                                          "
Stealth? Stealth, where are you?!
Stealthily like a cat - Crow trips
Steam fitters do it under pressure
Steam fitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Steam locomotives have a tender behind.
Steam that blows the whistle never turns the wheel!
Steamfitters do it under pressure.
Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Steel tide on an asphalt beach.
Steel workers do it hotter.
Steel wrapped in cotton.  Four ounces deflects a thousand pounds.
Steen Andersen - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck i
Steers don't grow up to be cow boys.
Steers like a dream! - Yakko
Stefan Kroepsch
Steinbach's Rule: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
Steinbeck's Law:  When you need towns, they are very far apart.
Stenographers do it short and fast.
Step #1 to successful computing:Apply butt to chair and fingers to keys.
Step #2: Get a good spell checker.
Step #3: LEARN WHAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS!
Step #4: Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do ya'll do here?"
Step #5: Discover off-line readers.
Step #6: Remember which conference you are in.
Step #7: Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topicbut"
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Step inside my aura and we'll fantasize.
Step into the offices of Dr. Dismembrio!
Step lively!   Zazu
Step off shorty!!!
Step off, I'm do'in the Hump!
Step off, I'm doin' da Hump!
Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!
Step on it before it gets the children!
Step on no pets!
Step one to destroy the Borg:  Give them windows 3.1
Step out of that giant robot and say that!
Step out of the giant robot and say that.
Step outside cause this means war.
Step outside for a fresh of breath air - Tom
Step over this line and you die. Ok this line. Ok this line...
Step right up and risk rejection.
Step right up, folks. The war is back in town. - Hawkeye
Step right up, march, push - NIN
Step to the door, partner; You're gonna die like a condor to a corpse.
Step, kick, kick, step, dodge, thrust - WOW, it worked!
Stephane Matteau: Don't ya think he wants someone to "step on his toe"?
Stephanie
Stephen Drake..................
Stephen Hawking might drive a Saturn.
Stephen King made me do it!!!!
Stephen King's newest: "Connect 300"
Stephen King's next novel: "Gyna's Semetary." 
Stephen Whitis can levitate birds. No one cares.
Stephen Whitis cloaks in an <esc> pod!
Steppenwolf on espresso:  "Born to be Wired."
Steppin' out all over town...
Stepping-stone: a book that leads to more good books.
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar has unleashed the dogs of war.
Steps? They read those at every meeting, but don't worry about them.
Stereo is human...Surround is DIVINE.
Stereo photographers aren't too bright!
Stereotype:  Generalization by those who find thinking too arduous.
Stereotypes go in both ears!  (And therefore can't get out of people's
Stereotypes, the wave of the future...
Sterility is hereditary.
Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk -work evaluationese
Stern of Borg: before you're assimilated, take off your clothes
Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to ours.
Steroids, the breakfast of champions
Steta da se baci...
Steva Lozic, covek sa Vizijom
Steve Allen: P.I. - Mike on geeky guy with glasses
Steve Dallas - Disco era refugee.
Steve Dallas - an anachronism of the swinging 60's.
Steve Dallas for President!
Steve Lame-O - Joel on name in credits
Steve Winter is to Fidonet as Barney is to television.
Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to television
Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers.
Steve Winter?  Oh, just the worst religous zelot. In Fidonet.
Steve took me to Singapore & all I got was a Canning :-)
Steven Hammond's reality check just bounced.
Steven Hawking presents `The Silly String Theory'! -- Tom Servo
Steven Spielberg, movie producer, was an Eagle Scout.
Stevie Nicks vs. Chainsaw - She has vibrato.
Steward wasted our tax dollars.
Stewardess to boyfriend: Not tonight. I'm experiencing turbulence.
Stewardess, I just must have this receipe before I leave this plane.
Stewardess, I just must have this recipe before I leave this plane.
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a-a-ace!
Stick \'stik\ (n) 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
Stick a fork in him and turn him over. He's dead. --Lou Reed.
Stick a fork in him, he's done!   -Gorilla Monsoon
Stick a fork in me.  I'm done.
Stick a handful of retractors in your mouth. - Potter to Frank
Stick around, the conversations just get weirder all the time :^)
Stick foot in mouth, echo internationally!
Stick it, baldy - Crow
Stick jocks do it with calibration.
Stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine - NIN
Stick out your hand, I'll stick out my finger.
Stick that horn in your ear! - Radar to Potter
Stick this in your script file #$%#$#@#$!!!
Stick to medicine. Leave war to the professionals. - Col. Flagg
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again.   Scar
Stick with the version that works!.
Stick you head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
Stick your head in the sand and you get shot in the ass.
Stick: A boomerang which doesn't return.
Sticker on a Mac: BEST IF USED BY JULY '87
Sticker seen on Enterprise computer:  Intel Inside
Sticker seen on the Enterprise computer:  Intel Inside
Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
Sticks & Stones may Break Bones, but Whips & Chains Excite Me!
Sticks & Stones may break my bones, but Whips & Chains Thrill me
Sticks & stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Sticks & stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me.
Sticks and stones can break my bo>thud< >crack<  OWWIE! ...Never mind.
Sticks and stones can sure mess up a hard drive.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Sticks and stones may break my....OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
Sticks/stones break bones, but whips/chains excite me.
Stickstoff and stones may break my bones, but nitrogen doesn't hurt.
Sticky magic book: THE VELCRONOMICON
Stiff Joints,  by Arthur I. Diss,  illustrations by Ben Gay
Stiff upper lip:  Result of a poof to the snoot....
Stiff, O dairyman, in a myriad of fits...
Stig has been dead for ages, honestly.
Still Going!! Nothing outlasts Data. He keeps going, and
Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco
Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco*
Still Trying to Decorate my Family Tree
Still Waiting for BWAVE /INTERNET?
Still a good idea, though!
Still alive and kicking - 'cept, life keeps kicking back!
Still alive. Still alive! - Sheridan
Still assimilating... nothing outlasts a Borg...
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Still crazy after all these leers..
Still crazy after all these years.
Still driving that Mini-Bus, Listenin' to the Who, watchin' the Dead.
Still dumber'n a bag full of hammers - Crow to gorilla
Still figuring it out!!
Still going!  Nothing outlasts Data!  He keeps going and going and...
Still going!  Nothing outlasts Data!  He keeps going and going...
Still going!  Nothing outlasts Rasta!  He keeps going and going...
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and going and...
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data..he keeps going and go
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data..he keeps going and going...
Still going:  nothing outlasts a loading copy of WinDoze!
Still gotta use the crapper - Mike
Still hackin' in the rain
Still in here. It's kind of a rough one -Crow in bathroom
Still in love...
Still looking for that MAGIC STRING!!!!
Still miss my ex wife, but my aim is getting better
Still no help for the Klingon - Data
Still not alphabetized... tagmanagers HATE me for some reason...
Still opening, still inserting, still echoing.
Still posting. No one outlasts Orville. He keeps posting and posting
Still posting. No one outlasts Vampyra. She keeps posting and posting.
Still searching for the elusive B5 tagline...
Still searching, after all these years!
Still sliding down the razor blade of life
Still stings,these shattered nerves,pigs we get what pigs deserve- NIN
Still the same me as I was way back then ...
Still the wry observer of humanoid folly.
Still the wry observer of humanoid nature.
Still trying to beat the system ... from within.
Still trying to figure out who he is.
Still trying to figure out who they are.
Still waiting for it to get better.
Still waiting for voting-by-modem.
Still wandering through the night...
Still waters run deep.
Still working on that error rate, I see.
Still you lead me and i follow anything you ask you know I'll do
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.....
Still, my unegged beer was more than satisfactory.
Still, pretty good year...
Still, we must continue trying. - Delenn
Stimpington, be a good lad and pass the salt.
Stimpy - you fat bloated e-e-diaot, you dog, you fat throwback!
Stimpy Washed My Collection Of Used Celebrity Underware - Ren.
Stimpy you fat, bloated e-e-ediot!
Stimpy!  I'm really going to enjoy beating you this time!!
Stimpy, Help Me I'm Stuck! - Ren.
Stimpy, I'm really going to enjoy beating you this time!
Stimpy, after you've ironed the lint, don't forget to walk the lint.
Stimpy, you bloated sack of protoplasm!!!!
Stimulant:  Wad of hundred dollar bills.
Stinger Targeted: Fire AC 20!!! HA!
Stink foot, I ain't lyin', could you rinse it off do you suppose
Stinky is not a fantasy, he IS real.  And I will find him! - Stimpy
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stir the cup that's ever filling with the blood of all that's born.
Stitcher's favorite drink--Sewda!
Sto kartanje moze da ubije vreme
Sto ljudi - sto cudi. Sto zena - dvesta sisa!
Sto mladja, to sladja.
Sto ne iskljucite ovu termo peckuKLIK! <VAX offline>
Sto ne moras da uradis danas, ostavi za sutra...
Sto si bolji prema svojoj drolji, sve si joj manje i manje po volji
Sto, onda, pokazuje koliku-toliku snalazljivost. :)))))
Stock Market Axiom:  The public is always wrong.
Stock Market: one person buys, one sells; both think they're smart
Stock footage at three o'clock! - Tom on jets
Stock footage, away! - Tom as rocket launches
Stock item:  We shipped it once before and we can do it again.
Stock item: We shipped it once before, and we can do it again, probably.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Stock up on reindeer meat now.  Place a few bear traps on your roof.
Stockbrokers do it on speculation.
Stockbrokers do it on the margin.
Stocking Stuffer...an Amiga computer.
Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same!
Stocksy-babes (a truly vile British-slang insult).
Stockton, CA: Wiggling on the dance floor is illegal.
Stockton, California - Wiggling on the dance floor is illegal.
Stockton-A Growing Concern
Stoicism - This **** is good for me.
Stokes, Rise the Dragonmen of Pern!!..
Stole it and put in the suitable variable.
Stole this tag line.."UH Uh HUH HUH modems are cool V.bis & Baudhead"
Stolen Taglines - 'R - Us.
Stolen Taglines!
Stolen for the very first time...
Stolen from the 7th. Saint Bar and Grill
Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill.
Stolen kisses are always sweeter.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Stolen painting found by tree
Stolen tagline deleted !
Stolen tagline recovered! Theives still at large.
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery!
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stolen with all the grace of a pregnant yak.  ;>
Stolen. And if you don't want it stolen ... tough. <g>.
Stomp out prosperity! Increase government spending!
Stone Age Minds with SPACE AGE tools...
Stone free to do what I need - Hendrix
Stone free to do what I need, to do what I want - Hendrix
Stone free to do what I want - Hendrix
Stone me, stain me, Make me read Tribble taglines
Stone the flaming crows, this Blue wave is a bonza trip.
Stoneface: a drummer boy who takes greasy stairs four at a time.
Stones are thrown in the stories you've read - Course of Empire
Stonewall Jackson? Charlie Pride? - Frank
Stoo the happy ferret.
Stood himself up on his own two casts - TV's Frank
Stool Pidgeon: a common bird found roosting on toilets.
Stoop and you'll be stepped on.  Stand tall and you'll be shot at.
Stop & smell the boilers - Crow on guy in boiler room
Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
Stop Brian! Thief! He Stole My Tagline!
Stop Brian! Thief! He Stole My recipe!
Stop Child Abuse - Shoot a Social Worker
Stop Continental Drift!
Stop Global Warming  Tape Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!!!
Stop Global Warming - Tape Rush Limbaugh's mouth shut!
Stop Global Warming -- Glue Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!
Stop Global Warming -- Glue Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!!!
Stop Global Warming -- Tape Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!
Stop Global Warming -- Tape Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!!!
Stop It!!!
Stop Kai Winn from rulin,Bash her till she's droolin!
Stop Me Before I Kill Again...........
Stop Orville! Thief! He Stole My Tagline!
Stop Talking while I'm interrupting.
Stop The Madness, censor a feminizt. 
Stop U.S. military involvement in North America NOW!
Stop abortion...teach contraception and "safe" sex!!!
Stop acting silly?  I can't - I'm not acting.
Stop and smell the roses along the way and you may get a nose full of thorns.
Stop and smell the roses!
Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers.
Stop arson:  Ban semi-automatic butane lighters!
Stop at the roadhouse for a couple'a brew-towskies -Mike
Stop barking out orders. Bow wow wow!  - Tom on fire chief
Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers
Stop being paranoid.  They're just out to get us.
Stop being so silly.
Stop bleeding on the floor, will ya?
Stop by the Blue Whale Tavern for a 'Bloody' Mary.
Stop calling me lumpy butt! - Mike as dumpy girl
Stop censorship now, before it stops you!
Stop clogging your colon! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Stop complaining about Windows!  You could be running OS/2!
Stop crack! Make rednecks wear belts!
Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.
Stop cutting old growth forest.
Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally.
Stop domestic violence -- enact Joint PHYSICAL Custody. 
Stop draggin' my tagline around.
Stop eet man... You have rendered me hairless! - Ren Hoek
Stop global warming - shoot a smoker today!
Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
Stop hitting me, Tom expounded.
Stop in the name of all that does not suck! huh huh huh
Stop in the name of all that does not suck!!
Stop it John......I meant with taglines.....<chuckle>
Stop it!  Oh, stop it!  Ooooh, stop it some moooore...
Stop it!  Oh, stop it!  Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Stop it! You're getting silly! - Jalapeno
Stop laughing Orville!..... I AM a nice girl!
Stop laughing at me!!
Stop laughing at my computer!
Stop leading the witness! - Judge  Okay, you lead. - Yakko
Stop looking at my butt, Debbie! - Tom Servo as bimbo
Stop looking at my tagline...QUIT IT!...MOM, TELL HIM TO QUIT IT!
Stop looking at the world through woes-colored glasses.
Stop me before I grill again!
Stop me before I make sense!
Stop me before I post again!
Stop organized crime.. Arrest an IRS agent...
Stop organized crime....Abolish the IRS.
Stop patronizing me you! And let me in - Enoch, Demon Dog
Stop picking that nit!  If you keep picking it, it'll NEVER heal!
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
Stop playing with my bust! - Dr. Scratchansniff
Stop pollution: compost politicians!
Stop reading me. I don't really exist!
Stop reading now.  Tagline below is not for your reading.
Stop reading now.  recipe below is not for your reading.
Stop recipe theft! Copyright your recipe (c)
Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them!
Stop running in circles or I'll nail yer other foot down.
Stop salivating and listen. - Margaret to Frank
Stop saying that Pinky, or I'm going to have to hurt you. -Brain
Stop scratching your arse and go to the next message..
Stop scratching your ass and go to the next message.
Stop searching forever, happiness is unattainable.
Stop searching forever.  Your TECO buffer is circular.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath.
Stop sending me fake letters! - Mike
Stop smirking Number One.
Stop smirking Number One.  Picard
Stop socialism impeach Clinton, before we all speak Russian
Stop spelling mistakes: use error correcting modems.
Stop spelling misteaks: use error correcting modems.
Stop staring at my (.)(.) taglines!
Stop staring at my tits!
Stop starring at my chest!
Stop sticking your tongue out like that, you'll excite some users.
Stop tagline theft!  Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop tagline theft!  Copyright your tagline. (c)
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop tagline theft.  Get THE CLUB for taglines!
Stop talking about it, DO IT!
Stop talking while I'm interrupting.
Stop talking!  I'm out of aspirin!
Stop that horse! cried Tom woefully.
Stop that man! He's thinking!
Stop that ship!  They didn't pay the Wormhole toll!!
Stop that!  Stop that!  You're not going into a song while I'm here!-MP
Stop that! My boyfriend's getting...OH WAIT - I don't have one!
Stop that! My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
Stop that! My girlfriend's getting...OH WAIT - I don't have one!
Stop that! Stop that! What a silly way to carry on.
Stop that!!  My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
Stop that, Pinky.  It's very annoying. - The Brain
Stop that, son, you'll go blind.  I'm over HERE, Dad!
Stop that, stop that...It's just too silly. -- The Colonel
Stop the bureaucracy that makes it hard for users to register
Stop the hard disk...I want to get off !
Stop the hate. Increase the peace.
Stop the insanity - just say NO to "Windows 95"
Stop the insanity! Don't let Okuda assimilate us
Stop the insanity! Shoot a vegitarian!
Stop the lift!  Worf's carsick again!
Stop the prejudice!  Give the rabbit the cereal.
Stop the turbolift!  Worf's carsick again!
Stop the violins.  Visualise whirled peas.
Stop the world!  I want to get off!
Stop the world, I want to get off!
Stop thinking...! You don't know who's psychic.
Stop this thing! I order you! STOP!
Stop this, stop this.  What a silly way to carry on.
Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on.
Stop touching me.
Stop touching yourself.
Stop trying to bring the war in under budget. - BJ to Maj. Burns
Stop trying to confuse me to death.
Stop trying to kiss up (ok, don't stop....just pause it for a bit.
Stop violent crime! Make MURDER illegal!
Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!!
Stop while you're a Thread..
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stop with your lies.  Reality is what I say it is.
Stop worrying Worf. You've got enough wrinkles on your forehead.
Stop worrying, something already happened.
Stop worrying, something will happen, maybe... sometime?
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! <Hudson>
Stop your sniveling, Tom decried.
Stop!  Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
Stop!  Don't knock over that pho...  &#^^@!**&%#)"|
Stop!  Thief!  He Stole My Tagline!
Stop!  Thief!  He Stole My recipe!
Stop! Modem police. We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 cps!
Stop! Or I shall say stop again!
Stop! Or I'll turn you into applesauce! - Mrs. Gorf
Stop!!! Tagline thief on the loose!!!!!!
Stop, Dave.  My mind is going.  Stop, Dave.  I can feel it. - 2001
Stop, Syrian!  I start at rats in airy spots.
Stop, in the name of all that does not suck! huh huh huh
Stop, or I shall say stop again!
Stop.       Hammer Time!
Stop?! That was my big scene, Joel! - Tom
Stoppenzefloppen: German word for bra.
Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.
Store policy.  Children under 10 must have money.
Stories are what happens to characters you care about
Stork:white babies;Crow:black babies;Swallow:no babies
Storks bring babies... swallows keep them away....
Storm Troopers couldn't hit the broad side of the Death Star!
Story of my life...always askin' for it, never gettin' any...
Story, time and place - these are the essentials. (Cordwainer Smith)
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
Stow this tired carp now.
Stozickis are a thing of beauty; Twinkies are a joy forever.
Strag:  nonhitchhiker
Strag: (n) nonhitchhiker
Strag: nonhitchhiker
Stragglers DO IT in the rear.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Straight Outta Compton.
Straight but not narrow.
Straight but not normal.
Straight by birth, *understanding* through education.
Straight from the depths of freestyle hell...
Straight from the horses mouth "Mr.Ed calling it what it is!!
Straight into the lion's den, eh? - Joe Dawson
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs- Qyr
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs...
Straight man! With all those Taglines, especially the Freefall Sex!
Straight men talk about sports. Gay men talk about old movies.
Straight trees have crooked roots.
Straight, but not narrow!
Straighten Up And Fry Right.
Stranded at the Shell station on the Data Superhighway
Stranded at the Shell station on the Information Superhighway
Strange Brew.....Kill what's inside of you - Cream
Strange Idea - "Condoms only work during the school year."
Strange Tagline in a Strange Off-line Reader.
Strange avenues, where you lose all sense of direction.
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at school.
Strange behavior... weird costumes - I must be at work.
Strange behaviour, weird costumes - must be at school.
Strange but not a stranger...
Strange courting practices of the Old West - Mike
Strange indeed be the judgement of man... Koresh
Strange is your language and I have no decoder.
Strange notions. I got your strange notions right here. --Franklin.
Strange notions. I've got your strange notions right here. - Franklin
Strange shape? Oh, that's just Odo forming an opinion.
Strange things happen when the Moon is up.
Strange, I thought I was on Deck 3... - Tuvok
Strange, according to my readings...you are not here.
Strange, the desire for certain pleasures is a part of my pain.
Strange... I thawt I thaw a putty cat!
Strange...according to my readings, you are not here.
StrangeI thawt I thaw a putty cat!
Strangely enough, Data finds himself relating to Heavy Metal.
Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.
Strangeness is really reality from a different view.
Stranger in a strange country.         Sophocles (406 BC)
Stranger then Fiction.
Strangest of all birth defects is your inability to see things my way!
Strap more crap on your belt - Crow on mt. climber
Strap on the ol' bit bucket.
Strappy little pal, like no udder! - TV's Frank sings
Strategy for the 90's-Invest in Negotiable Blondes
Strategy for the 90's: Invest in negotiable blondes.
Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
Straw? No, too stupid. I put soot on warts!
Stray Cats: Gods little way of saying, "It's time for target practice"
Streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
Streakers repent!   Your end is in sight.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
Street Fighting Rule #3: Never push a guy named Vinny the Weasel.
Street walkers don't pay taxes.  Look at Hillary.
Streetwalker with too much makeup: a "rouge mercenary."
Strength in softness, steel wrapped in cotton.
Strength is born in the deep silence of long suffering hearts.
Strength is obtained by meeting resistance.
Strength of mind:  The ability to eat one salted peanut.
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanu\S
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
Strength through our Roots
Strength wins battles, Honor wins wars - Darkwood
Streptococcus thermophilus...It tastes better than it sounds.
Stress - What you get from owning a computer!
Stress - carrier dropped in the middle of Usurper
Stress - n. Doing a 180-degree turn at Warp 9.95.
Stress - that feeling you'd like to choke someone
Stress - the phone bill after BBSing
Stress What you get from owning a computer!
Stress management technique #6: Slam the door on an Xian.
Stress relief tip:  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
Stress, n: Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
Stress. n. Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at warp 9.5
Stressed  is just  desserts  backwards.
Stressed  is just desserts spelled backwards
Stressed desserts
Stressed out, and someone to ChokeCan't get any better
Stretch out thine hand toward heaven. - Exodus 10:21
Stretch pants! Saayyyyy! - Tom leers as blonde enters
Stretch pants: What Lassie does when the show runs under.
Stretch pants: what Lassie does when filming runs short.
Stretched to the point of no turning back. - Pink Floyd
Stricken to live, Hell on Earth; Shackled and bound we lie.
Strict Catholic School: The nuns use daggers instead of rulers.
Strictly Ballroom II - Tom
Strider got ran over by a dragon...
Strike Any User To Continue
Strike a happy medium!  (Slap a smiling psychic!)
Strike a happy medium!  Slap a cheerful fortune teller!
Strike any key to continue.
Strike any key to detonate computer
Strike any key when ready.  Mallot optional.
Strike any match to burn computer
Strike any user to continue.
Strike any user when ready
Strike any user when ready . . .
Strike any user when ready.
Strike any user when ready.......
Strike me catholic! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
Strike of Twelve, raise the dead, the chapel comes under attack!
Strike while the irony is hot!
Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop!
String Instruments: Viola Player
Stringing you along? NEVER!
Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country!
Strip Mimes, are they an eyesore? - today on Donahue.
Strip Poker is OUT, Majesty.  I've seen the dragon naked, you haven't.
Strip Poker:  The more you lose, the more you have to show for it.
Strip her, and put her in slave bracelets..
Strip her, bathe her, and bring her to my tent
Strip me naked and tie me down ...please"
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Strive for excellence. Equality will take care of itself
Strive for the impossible or you shall wither.
Strive to achieve Pareto-superiority.
Strive to protect each man's dignity...
Stroking a furry pussy will get you scratched.
Strollin' arm & arm under a gyp-gyp-gypsy moon -Tom sings
Strong Winds: Gail Force
Strong am I in the Force... But not that strong.
Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong. -Yoda
Strong and pure. Cow manure. We're from Lake Woebegone.
Strong and wild, slow and easy, heart and soul, so completely.
Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.
Strong mother God, working night and day,
Strong words connote weak arguments.
Stroodle - annoying strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza.
Stroodle: The long strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza.
Stroodle: annoying strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza.
Struck out with Queen Easy?! - Crow to Colossus
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded m
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
Structured programmers  DO it OD.
Strudel Uber Alles, Und mit Apfelstrudel
Struggle with me, Tom. Now! Struggle! - Crow
Struggling to be born from blackness. --Jim Morrison
Struja je imenica zenskog roda koja ne podnosi pipanje.
Strut pout, put it out - Crow sings
Strut! Pout! Put it out! What you want from women? - Tom
Stubborn recipe stains wash right away with a low-level format.
Stubborn tagline stains wash right away with a low-level format.
Stubborn?  I prefer the word - tenacious. <Caine>
Stuck at 2400 baud...try speed!
Stuck here in the shallow end of the gene pool..
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White!
Stuck in traffic on the Information Superhighway.
Stuck on a sandbar in the middle of the Information Canal.
Students do it as exercises.
Students do it as extra curricular activity.
Students may like nitrates, they're cheaper than day rates.
Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors
Students use their heads.
Studies also show that humans disintegrate when struck with a nuke.
Studies have found that thinking causes incorrect thinking.
Studies show cats prefer Microsoft mice 10 to 1
Studies show taglinetheftitis is highly contagious.
Studies show that 100% of all divorced people have been married.
Studies show that 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree
Studies show that cats blink when struck with a hammer.
Studies show that the average person has one testicle and one breast.
Studly Geezer Hehehe
Study 3 "R's" in school. RUSH. Reagan. Republicanism.
Study Demonology with an Enemy This Sunday
Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die
Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover
Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt Feals
Study the Celaeno Fragments to understand The King In Yellow.
Study the Celaeno Fragments to understand lost Carcosa.
Study the Eltdown Shards to understand pre-human history.
Study the docs before you...%$#@& - KNOW CARRIER
Studying for the Voight-Kampf test...
Stuff them drawers, baby!
Stuff: Junk we keep.             Junk: Stuff we throw away.
Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you! -- Frank
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Stumbled over an interesting tagline.  Think I'll take it with me.
Stump: The state tree of Oregon
Stumped my toe yesterday, and now I have amnesia.
Stun Guns Are Now RESTRICTED Weapons.
Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
Stunt Tribble --->   -----===== o*o            / OOOOOOOOOO \
Stunt men do it daringly
Stupid Bloody Taglines!
Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHTER!
Stupid People shouldn't breathe
Stupid Planet Connect.. how did I miss this one? :(
Stupid Snake (n):  1. Slithering idiot.
Stupid Tagline Error (F)ormat hard drive (K)ill operater
Stupid Tagline Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)teal a better one?
Stupid am as Stoopid Doo.
Stupid dead cat tricks - Lie down!Good kitty.
Stupid dead woman. - Homer
Stupid dog, we poured motor oil on it and he still ate it!
Stupid dragon.....
Stupid inanimate object! - Mike
Stupid is as Government does.
Stupid is as stupid does ---Forrest Gump 1994---
Stupid is as stupid does.  <---INSERT WHOMEVER COMES TO MIND 1ST
Stupid is as stupid does. - F.Gump
Stupid is as stupid does. - Geco <---INSERT WHOMEVER COMES TO MIND 1ST
Stupid lack of public urinals! - Homer
Stupid machine did what I said, not what I wanted.
Stupid manual - can't find this "KILL 'EM ALL" message anywhere!
Stupid or Apathetic? ..don't know and don't care
Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
Stupid people shouldn't breathe.
Stupid people shouldn't breed!
Stupid person - A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
Stupid poetic justice! - Homer
Stupid question!
Stupid rules! - Mikey
Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures! - BoNe!
Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Stupid: A e Women<                    Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Stupid: A few beers short of a six-pack.
Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupid: Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Stupid: Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
Stupidity -- A mental defect that is not a disability.
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, education or legislation.
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, education,or by legislation.
Stupidity cannot be cured with money.
Stupidity expands to fill all available space.
Stupidity got is ito this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Stupidity got me into this mess, why can't it get me out?
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out
Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Stupidity is *NOT* a handicap, park ELSEWHERE!
Stupidity is *NOT* a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap .... park somewhere else!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap!  PARK ELSEWHERE!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap, go park your car elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is an Equal-Opportunity Employer.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Stupidity is an equal opportunity employer.
Stupidity is believing much and understanding little!
Stupidity is contagious
Stupidity is defined only by the limits of humanity
Stupidity is for those who don't question.
Stupidity is generally it's own punishment. -- Heinlein
Stupidity is generally its own punishment.
Stupidity is its own punishment.
Stupidity is no excuse for IGNORANCE!!!!!
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Stupidity is not a handicap, you have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is not a handicap.  You have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is not a handicap.  You'll have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap. You'll have to move you car.
Stupidity is not a handicap... ask a Conservative!
Stupidity is not a handicap...park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap...park somewhere else!!
Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere.
Stupidity is really the MOST important Attribute. - Amber Bidding War
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. -- Frank Zappa
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.  - Heinlein
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.  The sentence is just.
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime. -- Heinlein
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime. The sentence is death.
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.The sentence is just.RAH
Stupidity is the world's most natural resource. - Springheel Jack
Stupidity isn't a condition, it's a career!
Stupidity isn't a crime, but it should be.
Stupidity isn't contagious, bad reputation is!
Stupidity of the Universe #1:  psychic hotlines/networks.
Stupidity of the Universe #2:  Jerry Falwell.
Stupidity of the Universe #3:  false modesty/body taboos.
Stupidity of the Universe: psychic hotlines who request your Visa card
Stupidity should be painful.
Stupidity transcends all barriers of race and class.
Stupidity, Foolishness, and Heroics usually occur at the same time.
Stupidity, if left uncorrected, is usually self-correcting.
Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.  -- Heinlein
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
Stupidity: Americans in Toronto in the summer with skis
Stupidity: being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupidity: chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
Stupidometer: {................................./}        (REDLINE!!)
Sturgeon's Law:  Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap."
Sturgeon's Law: 90 per cent of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: 95% of everything is crap.
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Stwike him wather wuffly, centurian!
Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.
Style and structure are the essence of a book.
Style is my middle name.  Garfield
Stylophone: You don't have to be a musician to play it!
Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.
SuPURRfluous: Many extra cats.
Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.
Sub(buyit)li(buyit)mi(buyit)nal tag(buyit)line.
Sub-Woofer: Canine in an underwater vessel...
Sub-space communications--the next best thing to beaming there
Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@ to @FN@.
Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@.
Sub-titled in HEX for programmers
SubSpace - Where writers can ignore the laws of physics..
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Subdominant:  Chief officer aboard a submarine.
Subj : "Insults" for BW
Subj: "child" taglines      1/3      Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: "funny" Taglines               Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: *(A)bort; Error* Tags          Conf: (297) Tags-R-Us IL
Subj: *computer;error* tags 1/2      Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Beatles Goof                   Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Calvin & Hobbes II             Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Calvin & Hobbes Tags           Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Cooking Tags #4 Conf: (11) Taglines
Subj: HE'S DEAD, JIM!                Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Heinlein                       Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Moderator Tag                  Conf: (229) Taglines
Subj: My tags/Wanted: Weret 5/ Conf: (117) Taglines
Subj: Number tags                    Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Re: Calvin/Hobbes Tagline      Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: STOLEN TAGLINES 1/4        Status: Public
Subj: Scott Raymond Tags             Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Sysop 1                        Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Taglines Echo Rules   (1)      Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Tags                           Conf: (38) SL-TAG
Subj: Tags                   01      Conf: (825) Beatles  INT
Subj: Ura rednecks...                Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: actual taglines!               Conf: (38) SL-TAG
Subj: dead,death,died tags           Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subject to CAB approval.
Subject to change without notice.
Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB
Subliminal tagline ... you will want to steal it ...
Subliminal:  Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills.
Subliminal: Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills.
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
Submariners use their torpedoes.
Submission to Those of Higher Station.
Submissive females respond NOW!
Submit only to Gentlemen of quality; accept no substitute
Submit to brain death.
Submit to me my friend and find my torture is your pleasure.
Submit your knockers. - Mutant Raccoon
Submitted for your approval.
Subordinate clauses:  Santa's helpers.
Subplot!  Subplot!  Subplot!
SubporghveQ qaStaH
Subscribe to Borg's Life. Other mags are irrelevant.
Subscribe to the Flush Rush Quarterly in the handy 250 sheet roll.
Subscription up.  Please place recipe order now!
Subscription up.  Please place tagline order now!
Subspace Communications - the next best thing to beaming there.
Subspace channelers do it with frequency.
Subspecies of Homo Sap: Homophobe Fundamentalis Nonsapiens.
Substance abuse is biting into sand in a tomato sandwich at the beach
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Subtle as a fart in church!
Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
Subtle is the dragon who so quietly bites thou in the midst of plenty.
Subtle! like a kick in the groin.
Subtlety is wasted on Ross Perot.
Subtlety is wasted on the dense.
Subversive intellectual, may be under government surveillance.
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm, Use Linux.
Subvert the dominant paradigm!
Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door!
Subway:  A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
Success : One who can get thru Xmas without Credit Cards!
Success Comes in a Can.  Failure Comes in a Can't.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success and Failure are a fork in the road.  You choose.
Success and failure can be equally disastrous.
Success comes from the threat of failure.
Success comes in a can.   Failure comes in a cannot.
Success comes in a can.  Failure comes in a can not.
Success comes in a can.  Failure comes in a cannot.
Success comes in cans;  failure comes in can'ts
Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable. -Lebowitz
Success has a thousand editors; failure is self-published.
Success has a thousand fathers; failure is a bastard.
Success has ruined many a good man.
Success is a CHOICE, not a privilidge. . .
Success is a journey, not a destination.
Success is a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is a matter of luck; just ask any failure.
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Success is achieving the top of the food chain
Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.
Success is getting up one more time.
Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.
Success is like a fart. - Only your own smells good.
Success is making it to the top of the food chain!!
Success is more than knowing how. It's knowing when.
Success is never final; failure is never fatal. Courage counts.
Success is not a destination, it's a journey.
Success is not permanent, neither is failure.
Success is simply a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is the best revenge.
Success is the result of a string of failures.
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
Success isn't how far you got.
Success lies in achieving the top of the food chain
Success lies in achieving the top of the food chain.
Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists.
Success often comes from not knowing your limitations.
Success:  Making it to the top of the food chain!!
Success:  Meaningful progress in measurable time.
Success:  knowing what to kiss and when.
Success: going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
Successes: 3; Learning Experiences: 1,237,487
Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue.
Successful people don't sue, they succeed.
Successful vampire cult; The Catholic Church.
Succumb to natural tendencies.   Be hateful and boring.
Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter.
Such a long long time to be gone
Such a pleasurable interlude....
Such a seering indictment of Hollywood - Crow
Such a shame I'm not cleared to answer that.
Such a strange situation...
Such grudges.  Give us a kiss, Worf.  - Q
Such indignant my language lack! My Goodness! Drat! Other obscenity!
Such ingratitude.
Such sweet compulsions doth in music lie. - John Milton
Such torture is not for the faint at heart.
Such torture is not for the faint of heart. - Mutant Raccoon
Such words of wisdom...NOT!
Suck gas, evil-doers! - DarkWing Duck
Suck on THAT you darn son of a frumpa- Crow
Suck on a little JD, buddy? - Tom on lemur with cantine
Suck, Babe, suck! *Blow job* is just an expression.
Suck-up alert Sound the siren
Suckartoon: Suction-cup characters that stick on inside car windows. The
Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here! - Homer
Sucker! Uh, wait a minute, thats me! - Crow as leech
Sucking chest wound: Nature's way of saying,"Slow down."
Sucking up to the moderator doesn't get ya anything, but it don't hurt
Sudden prayers make God jump.
Suddenly Gamera has a luggage rack? - Crow
Suddenly Orville found himself trapped within a tagline!
Suddenly and embarrassingly, Bullitt's swash came unbuckled.
Suddenly and embarrassingly, Orville's swash came unbuckled.
Suddenly someone is there in the restroom, A Girl with Colitis Goes By
Suddenly someone is there in the restroom, A Girl with Colitis Goes By.
Suddenly the Twist & Creme seemed a much darker place-Tom
Suddenly their marriage is the Eiger Sanction - Crow
Suddenly, I'm huge! - Crow T. Robot
Suddenly, Nothing Happened! but, it happened suddenly.
Suddenly, a shot rang out --
Suddenly, a temporal distortion appeared and.....
Suddenly, he was all naked... - Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
Suddenly, nothing happened. Usual Windoze response ...
Suddenly, they're an elite crime fighting unit - Mike
Suddenly, you notice rats frantic to leave the ship.
Sudzicle:  Ice-cold beer.
Sudzwart: A small bar of motel soap.
Sue Honig wrote in a message to Anyone:
Sue `em both in your local *Taglines Court*. That'll teach `em!
Sue:  Limbless female trial attorney
Suffer, dude! -Butthead
Suffering from Trek Burnout..what can I say? the phaser blew up.
Suffering from anxiety? The cure can be found in Matthew 6:25-34.
Suffering from hypothermia, the mountains claimed him.
Suffering from kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Suffering pathogenic ocular dissonance...
Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
Suffice to say, I cannot add, so ask some other kid. - Calvin
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
Sugar: White gold! Texas tea..sweetener! - Homer
Suggest you check the parent file. --JEB@fla.gov.
Suggestions are welcome, but probably ought to come via NetMail.
Suggestions, suggested contacts, miracles???  All are welcome.
Suggests taglines based on the subject and content of the message!
Suhor's Law:  A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
Suicidal Person : "Hey, there, bumpy-headed Klingon Dude ! "
Suicidal Person:  "Hey there, bumpy-headed Klingon dude!"
Suicidal Tim:  Orcish Artillery
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*
Suicidal blonde: one who dyed by her own hand!
Suicidal egomaniac - I'm too sexy for this life....
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.  Details at 10:00
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.  Film at eleven.
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Details at 11.
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Next on CNN.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Film at eleven.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake...News at 11!
Suicide Blonde: Dyed by her own hand.....
Suicide Blonde: dyed by her own hand
Suicide Gulch is an inappropriate name for a beginner ski slope.
Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available...
Suicide blonde -- dyed by her own hand
Suicide hotline! All lines are busy, please hold your veins together!
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Suicide is illegal, punishable by death.
Suicide is murder with an automatic death penalty
Suicide is painless/brings on many changes/& I can take or leave it if I
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self critism.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
Suicide is the only symptom without a chance of solution.
Suicide prevention Hotline, Please hold....
Suicide solution: 3 parts cyannide, 2 parts hemlock, 5 parts arsenic.
Suicide words:  Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Suicide, the most sincere form of self-criricism.
Suicide: Take your two week vacation in Croatia.
Suicide; the ultimate geographical?
Suit of Armor:  A knightgown.
Suit your elf
Suit. Cat. Dude - Mike as cheesy hippy character
Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
Suitable for mixed, slightly twisted, and confused company.
Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai -Thai Christmas
Sulfur        (S)     32.06400
Sulu on bowing Trelane: Is he kidding?
Sulu: "I'll save you, fair maiden."
Sum Homo.  Nihil Humani mi alienatum est.*
Sum na vezi omogucila PTT Srbije
Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.)
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
Summer School	- Macintosh Computer
Summer camp -- the time when most Scouts' parents get a break.
Summer camp: More fun than a barrel o' bunkies!
Summer finally came to Minnesota - and I had to work that day!
Summer finally came to Yellowknife and I had to work that day!
Summer in Minneapolis will be on a Wednesday this year.
Summer in Toronto will fall on a Tuesday this year.
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn mower.
Summer of Love - 1992: I didn't sleep with Jimmy Pearson
Summers short.......Stay up late!....
Summertime GUIs. If it's too hot just open another window
Summoned, I take the place that was prepared for me. - Delenn
Sumo Wrestling: survival of the fattest.
Sumo wrestlers make the world move when they do it.
Sumo wrestlers shave their legs so they won't be mistaken for lesbians.
Sumo wrestling in the canoe of life
Sumo wrestling:  survival of the fattest
Sumo...Japanese for "oversized jock strap"
Sumpin' sounds kinda funny about that plan. - Nunzio
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Sumuru muruma! Sumuru muroooo! - Joel hums
Sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday - Crow
Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas.
Sunday alwaays comes too late
Sunday morning hockey...The church of the little black disk.
Sunday, Monday Happy Days - Mike sings
Sunjay's Punjab Pallace: You want curry? You want papadums with that?
Sunni's New Year's Resolution - Make 1995 the Year of Oral Sex.
Sunroof on a sub
Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.
Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.<=What?
Sunshine and rainy weather go hand in hand together...
Sunshine and sandy beaches, hot, hot, *hot*- Maggieland
Sunshine came softly through my window today...
Super Dragon! Wee bah dibop duh bah! -Tom sings jazz/scat
Super Hereos wear snow pants?  When there's snow out they do.
Super Hereos wear snow pants? When there's snow out they do. - Calvin
Super Heroes wear snow pants? When there's snow out they do. - Calvin
Super Heroes wear snow pants?-Hobbes When there's snow out they do.
Super Man is dead! - Crow
Super Oxymoron: "Government worker."
Super Patrick!
Super Shopper:  The greatest hero of the mall.
Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
Super computer users do it in parallel.
Super heroes do it in Unstable Molecules.
Super heroes do it with Spandex.
Super teen extraordinare! Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious!
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious -
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Super-sado-masochistic-sex-is-not-atrocious!
Super-secret chocolate-fudgy cardboard bat cave - Joel
SuperCALIFragilisticexpialidocious...A non-existant State of the Union.
SuperOrville rhymes with ChocoOrville rhymes with MicroOrville!
Superballeffectballisticexponentialbounces...
Superbowl: Our great national campfire around which we cluster. NOT!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius
Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky! - Mike, Tom & Crow
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
Supercomputer:  Turns CPU-bound problem into I/O-bound problem.  - Ken Batcher
Supercomputer:  Turns CPU-bound problem into I/O-bound problem.  -- Ken Batcher
Superconducting Kitty Collider - A 'smashing' success!
Superegotism: "My concience is bigger than yours!"
Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to finish the roll.
Superflograph: the last useless photo taken just to finish the roll.
Superheroes do it in Spandex.
Superheroes do it with Spandex.
Superhighway Speed Trap Warning: "300 Baud Modem Ahead"
Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
Superior beings in the universe? Yup! Dogs.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations stall.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Superior morality. -Q to Picard
Superiority is recessive.
Superman - alias for Sysop.
Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet.
Superman meets Dick Tracy: Clark wants Dick. Dick wants condoms.
Superman of Borg:  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's irrelevant!
Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one.
Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
Superman on TV ? I think not - Clark Kent.
Superman...the Superuser of Marvel Comics.
Supernatural, Perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not.
Supernovae are a Blast
Supernovae are a blast!
Superpsychecalifragiexpialidelic!
Supersadomasochisticexpealidocious!
Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious!
Supersedes:  what you need to grow strong plants.
Superstition is like a maget.It pulls you toward your belief.-Po
Superstition is like a magnet. It pulls you towards your belief.
Superstition is like a magnet.It pulls you toward your belief.-Po
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. E. Burke
Superteech vs. Wanda, the Wicked Whip Woman of West Wickham
Supertonic:  Schweppes.
Supertramp - Superman's sister he doesn't talk about...
Superunproductiveuselesslegislation!
Superusers do it '&'.  (In the background).
Supervision is the key to an important operation. - Frank Burns
Supervisor: someone with half your ability and 3 times your salary.
Supper(n):dead animals & some stuff from the ground.
Suppert the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Supplementary Security Income?  APRIL FOOLS!
Supply & Demand - The government demands and we supply.
Supply is still trying to get stuff to Valley Forge. - Potter
Support AIDS research - burn a condom.
Support America's Coyote Habitat.  Abandon your cat out in the desert.
Support CPR for America...Clinton Please Resign!
Support Capitol punishment - spank your congressman.
Support Cat-Snapping As The Next Olympic Event!
Support Confederate Memorial Day and Robert E Lee's Birthday!
Support DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support DNA - the National Dislexics Association
Support Death/Care:  Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96
Support DeathCare: Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96.
Support Democracy - Shoot a LIBERAL Politician!!
Support Democracy - Shoot a Politician!!
Support Dick Armey's FREEDOM & FAIRNESS RESTORATION ACT (Flat Tax)
Support Dick Armey's Flat Tax. It's an idea which time has come!
Support Dick Armey's Flat Tax... more TAXES but less PAPERWORK
Support English docs
Support Feminists! Even ugly, hairy women need love ......
Support Free Trade ...   Smuggle!
Support Free Trade ... Smuggle!
Support Medical Examiners - Die Strangely!
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
Support Morticians. Kill a lawyer.
Support NAFTA! Export Clinton and Gore!
Support NAFTA, export Clinton and Bore
Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today!
Support OS/2 - Show Windows 95 to your friends!
Support OS/2 - show NT to your friends
Support OS/2 -- show the Chicago beta to your friends!
Support OS/2... show Windows NT to your friends!
Support OS/2: Show NT to your friends!
Support PROgress, not CONgress!
Support Pacifism: Get out & fight for what you believe in
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!
Support SharewareRegister!
Support Unrestricted Communications: Get a divorce.
Support Vaporware: Buy MS products with fake money.
Support Victim's Rights by calling 1-800-FYI-CALL
Support Victims Rights
Support Welfare for the Rich...Elect a Republican
Support Windows:  Show OS/2 to your friends!
Support Your Local Amish Science Fair!!
Support Your Local Police-Your life may depend on it!
Support Your Local Tracking Dog - GET LOST.
Support ZPG...[delete] a user.
Support a Japanimation conference!
Support animal literacy!
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have! 
Support bacteria - the only culture some people have!
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
Support capital punishment for tagline thieves.
Support capital punishment for tagline thieves. (tm)
Support criminals - Vote Democrat!
Support criminals. . .Vote Democrat!
Support doctors. Kill lawyers. At least run them over.
Support doctors. Maim lawyers. At least run them over.
Support enactment of Clinton's Life Insurance Policy!
Support equal rights: make him sleep on the wet spot.
Support family values! Vote for a divorced man.
Support fowlplay - save America's wetlands
Support free air trade..  Smuggle!!
Support free software - write it yourself!
Support group for compulsive talkers...On and On Anon.
Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
Support group for survivors of Windows 95 now forming.
Support group for survivors of Windoze 95 now forming.
Support lesser lifeforms ... take a moderator to lunch
Support medical examiners - die strangely.
Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Support mental health, or I'll kill you!
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support safe eating: Use condiments.
Support safe housing; use condos.
Support search and rescue.  G E T   L O S T ! ! !
Support smokers.  Get a non-smoker drunk then hand them a smoke.
Support structure: 1) Alpha site.  2) Beta site.  3) Parasite.
Support the Arts - shoot a rapper.
Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper.
Support the Bottom.
Support the Canadian Forces!  We support PEACE!
Support the Constitution, not the government.
Support the FBC (Free BRUST Campaign)..steal a HAT from DeJohn Today!
Support the Intergalactic Tagline Conspiracy.
Support the Mechanically Enhanced!
Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny
Support the Right to Arm Bears!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support the arts - shoot a critic.
Support the arts...kiss a spotlight.
Support the coyote habitat..abandon cats in the country.
Support the economy:  Buy a Hyundai!
Support the few, fish heads!
Support the flag - Burn a protester.
Support the helpless victims of QWK packets...
Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Support the helpless victims of computers.
Support the right to arm bears
Support the right to arm bears.
Support the software industry - DESTROY MICROSOFT
Support the use of low yield nuclear devices for Moderators!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for James!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Orville!
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support wildlife, throw a party.
Support wildlife, throw a party. 23 Jan 96 ...
Support wildlife... throw a party!
Support your Lawyers... Become a Doctor!
Support your Local Police....Support Antlerless Lawyer Season.....
Support your Search and Rescue teams - GET LOST!!
Support your SysOp...  Send YOUR paycheck.
Support your Sysop.  Send him your paycheck.
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Support your local God.
Support your local POLICE---your LIFE depends on it!!
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
Support your local Police Department. Bribe a cop.
Support your local Scout troop.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Support your local StarFleet Medical examiner, die strangely!
Support your local SysOp, send your paycheck today!
Support your local Sysop
Support your local bike shop. :)
Support your local church.  Worship at Bank of America.
Support your local coroner -- die strangely.
Support your local curmudgeon!
Support your local farmer:  Buy real Spoo.
Support your local homeless shelter for the evolutionary disadvantaged.
Support your local homeless shelter for the gynecentrically-challenged.
Support your local hooker.
Support your local med. examiner: Die strangely!
Support your local medical examiner - die strangely
Support your local medical examiner - die strangely.
Support your local medical examiner -- die strangely.
Support your local nerd - Tom
Support your local police for a more efficient police state.
Support your local police force -- steal!!
Support your local police state - vote Democrat.
Support your local police, Shoot a Judge!
Support your local politicians.  Use a strong tree limb.
Support your local sysop...take a byte outta RIME!
Support your local wizard.
Support your medical examiner - die strangely.
Support your medical examiner, die strangly!
Support your programmer...buy his software....
Support your right to arm bears.
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Support your right to keep and bear taglines! [NTA]
Support your sysop - upload your paycheck.
Support your sysop Send your paycheck.
Supporter of the RTKBA -- the Right to Keep and Bear ANYTHING.
Supporting NASA supports mankind!!!
Supporting TriWave * The BlueWave compatible Mailsystem for TriBBS
Supporting gun control gives criminals a secure workplace.
Suppose there is no life after death......?
Suppose they're all on the same cycle? -Mike on wrestlers
Suppress feelings:  6 times more likely to get cancer than smokers.
Suppress that thought!
Suppressive fire - won't.
Suppressive fires - won't.  'Murphy
Suppressive fires-----won't.
Supreme Court....A Collection Of "In"justices
Supreme thunder dragon!  -Kino Makoto/Sailor Jupiter
Supress the poor, save the rich, kill the strange.
Suprise attack killed him in his sleep - Hendrix
Sure  @ln@  but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure - we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Sure Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
Sure Clinton's safe. He's been newt-ered...
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Bill Clinton
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Ferengi!
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at you!!
Sure I believe in God,  who do you blame?
Sure I can Help you out. Which way did you come in?
Sure I can cook!!  A little scorched water bother you?
Sure I can extend your line of credit... Lucifer
Sure I can help you out!  Which way did you come in?
Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in?
Sure I know how to copy a disk! Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I know how to copy disks.  Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I like children, as long as their cooked properly
Sure I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sure I make mistakes.  I'll be the second to admit it!
Sure I multitask!  I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard!
Sure I rationalize, what's wrong with being rational?
Sure I think about ya now and then.
Sure I tried catnip, but I didn't inhale - Socks
Sure I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over.
Sure I'm ugly, but I don't hit the ball with my face.. Yogi Berra
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be outre'.
Sure I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
Sure I've fallen in love, but I've always been tripped.
Sure Newton discovered gravity, but you'll really fall for Messenger!
Sure Orville, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure Reagan promised to take senility tests.  But what if he forgets?
Sure alcohol kills brain cells... but only the weak ones!
Sure beer kills brain cells, but only the =weak= ones!
Sure cure for a fast computer:  Windows 3.1
Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones
Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
Sure glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Sure hope she's not on the fault line -Crow on busty girl
Sure hope that ronnie isn't blonde these days.
Sure hope this works. Last time I pushed this butto NO CARRIER
Sure is cold up here on Deck Zero.
Sure is for people with nothing on the line. - Garibaldi
Sure is quiet. Wonder where everyone is? - Mike
Sure it allows high-ASCII! It just happens to all be ONE character!
Sure it's a Tagline!
Sure it's a recipe!
Sure it's user-friendly...if you know what you're doing.
Sure its a BBS, but do you care?
Sure money talks.  It says "Buy-bye".
Sure my face is clean, Mom, just look at the towel.
Sure my guide dog is ten feet tall, but it keeps a woof over my head!
Sure my system is secure - it just locked up again.
Sure my system is secure, it just locked up again.
Sure she's cute, but can she *type*?
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
Sure the public is watching the O.J. story, it's on every channel.
Sure there's apathy in the world, but who cares?
Sure they're pink, but their money's green.
Sure thing, when pigs <oink-flap-oink-flap>... Well, I'll be damned..
Sure when pigs <Oink Flap Oink Flap> Well I'll be damned!
Sure you can trust the Government!  Just ask an Indian
Sure you can trust the Government!  Just ask an Indian.
Sure you can trust the Government. Just ask an Indian....
Sure you can trust the Government...Just ask an Indian.
Sure you can trust the government -- just ask an Indian.
Sure you can trust the government!  Ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask any Indian.
Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government--just ask a whale or an Indian!
Sure you can trust the government. Just ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government...ask any Indian.
Sure you can trust the government...just ask American Indians.
Sure you can trust the government...just ask any indian.
Sure you could kick my ass...problem is gettin' me off it.
Sure you don't wanna check my butt for leeches? - Crow
Sure,  but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
Sure, Clinton's safe. He's been newt-ered...
Sure, EASY! We just route the main sensor array through Data's cat.
Sure, His Name is Tinker Galoot - Jimminy Lummox.
Sure, I can do it in two shakes!
Sure, I could grow hair, but I'm saving my hormones for sex.
Sure, I enjoy reading 100 year old newspapers.
Sure, I know how to copy diskettes. Where's the Xerox?
Sure, I know how to dance.  Around the subject, that is.
Sure, I like Free Speech...but I'd still rather be paid for it.
Sure, I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sure, I like kids: for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Sure, I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it!
Sure, I stole them.  All of them, and I'm *PROUD* of it! HAHAHAHAHA!
Sure, I use DoubleSpace.  In WordPerfect:  Shift-F8,1,6,2,ENTER,ENTER,ENTER.
Sure, I wasn't doing anything for the next 10 years -Mike
Sure, I'd trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter. Just not with my son.
Sure, I'd use a spell checker, but there aren't any witches around.
Sure, I'll get rid of those jewels for you, said Tom defensively.
Sure, I'm off topic but I've got the right network!
Sure, I'm weird...but around here it's barely noticable...
Sure, I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
Sure, I've got my ATP! Now wheres the keys for this thing?
Sure, I've used OS/2. But I didn't inhale!
Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?
Sure, WINdoze is stable. I'm using it~*]{>>NO CARRIER
Sure, Windows does background commu#$)$#NO CARRIER
Sure, Windows is stable.  I'm using it~*]{>>NO CARRIER
Sure, but will the Dodge do warp nine?
Sure, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?
Sure, call the flight 'Ross' - Tom
Sure, drinking kills brain cells - but only the WEAK ones!
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Sure, everybody likes Windows!  Bill Gates said so
Sure, fine, whatever- Scully
Sure, he's cute.  But can he *type*?
Sure, honey, I'd like a second honeymoon...who with?
Sure, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath!
Sure, it's clean laundry.  The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's on it, isn't she???
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he?
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cats on it, isn't he???
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cats on it, isn't she???
Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly.
Sure, money talks. All mine ever says is goodbye.
Sure, she's cute.  But can he *type*?
Sure, she's cute.  But can she *type*?
Sure, the Red Onion will solve ALL of your problems - Tom
Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Sure, when <OINK FLAP OINK FLAP>...I'll be damned!
Sure, when <OINK FLAP OINK FLAP>...Well, I'll be damned!
Sure, when ... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... I'll be damned!
Sure, when ... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... Well I'll be darned!
Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned!
Sure, when pigs fl--OINK FLAP OINK FLAP--Well I'll be darned!
Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be damned!
Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be...!
Sure, you START with stealing "only" taglines, but..
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, then
Sure, you can trust the government!  Ask any Indian!
Sure, you can trust the government...ask an Indian.
Sure, you start with stealing "only" tags, but..
Sure, you've got class.  It's just that all of it is LOW!!
Sure.  Here's a whole smattering of 'em.
Sure. You start with stealing "only" tag lines, then...
Sure.. Play innocent...:) - TEC
Surely I'm worth $240. - Margaret to Frank
Surely McLame: A person who claims to have former lives.
Surely without war there would be no loss.
Surely you can't be serious....I am, and don't call me Shirley!!
Surely you jest. - Winchester. Surely you go. - Col. Baldwin
Surely you joust
Surely, thou art INDEED Jack Butler, the Tagline King!
Surf Ohio!
Surf the Information Superhighway with Blue Wave!
Surf's up aboard a tidal wave.
Surf's up!
SurfTurf...Your Web Home Page.
Surfer Golem: Like you totally knarly Baginses really miff me off.
Surfers DO IT in waves.
Surfers DO IT with their wives; if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Surfers cry..... IF IT SWELLS -  RIDE IT ! ! !
Surfers do it in waves.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Surfin' is the only life, the only way for me now surf..surf..with me!
Surfin' the Blue Wave!
Surfing in Nebraska.
Surfing the Blue Wave on a wsOMR!
Surfing the InterNet with Blue  \/\/ave on the Shores of Miami.
Surfing the Internet/Fidonet/Usenet on a wsOMR!
Surfing the curl of the gravity wave on the shores of infinity.
Surfing with the Wave - Blue Wave, that is!
Surge into electronic mail.
Surgeon General found eating buttered popcorn in closet.
Surgeon General's Warning:  Adventuring is hazardous to your health.
Surgeon's general warning: computer use can be addictive
Surgeons are doctors on the cutting edge.
Surgeons are smooth operators.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Surgeons:  Doctors on the cutting edge.
Surgical nurses do it wearing a mask.
Surly to bed & surly to rise.
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Surly to bed, surly to rise . . .
Surly waitress not included - Dr. F on coffee shop
Surpise chiropractors! - Crow as cop grabs suspect
Surprise an old friend with a phone call.
Surprise due today.  Also the rent.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise the elderly.  Wax the stairs.
Surprise the world.  Get to work on time today.
Surprise your boss, get to work on time.
Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies-start the party with a BANG!
Surprise!  This tagline doesn't bash Windows!
Surprise!  Those aren't Dilethium crystals--they're Folgers crystals.
Surprise!You're dead...
Surprise, those aren't Dilethium crystals - they're Folgers crystals.
Surprised!: Omar Gosh
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Surrender or die, there is no third option.
Surrender or face the wrath of Holy Providence!  Super Pilgrim (Tick)
Surrender the pink!
Surrender your command and prepare to be boarded
Surrender! You wish to surrender to me? Fine, I accept.
Surrender, Orville...
Surrounded by insurmountable opportunities
Surveillance should precede saltation.    <---- look before you leap
Surveyors Measure Up
Surveyors do it with a plumb line.
Surveys show that 87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Survival Tip #1: Never smile at a crocodile.
Survival Tip #2 - Never moon a werewolf.
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Survival Tip #3:  Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
Survival Tip #3: Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
Survival is triumph enough. - Harry Crews
Survival pod. --Narn. Survival? Hell, let's move. --Sheridan.
Survival tip #42: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Survival tip 3, what you lack in numbers, make up with firepower.
Survival tip:   Never moon a werewolf.
Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
Survive Minnesota - The rest of the world is easy.
Surviving meant being born over and over. <Erica Jong>
Survoids: Irrational mall walking to avoid someone with a clipboard.
Susan Ivanova/Julia Heller-96, only the best.
Susan Smith used her "freedom of choice".
Sushi by any other name is Bait.
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Sushi:  Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
Sushi: better known to the rest of the world as "cut-bait."
Sushpect: Anyone who makes a noise  to tell you to be quiet.
Sushpect: Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell you to be quiet.
Susie, I hate you. Drop dead. Calvin - Calvin
Susie: Girls have more delicate heinies.
Susie: MISS WORMWOOD!
Suspended animation, a state of bliss.. - Pink Floyd
Suspense:
Sussh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah.
Sustainable logging: sustainable jobs.
Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
Suzie Chapstick was arraigned today - Crow
Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you? - Tom
Svaka rupa nadje zakrpu
Svaka zaba misli da je dobar predsednik skupstine.
Svaka zena je dobra, ako kaze da.;)
Svaka zena je malo umetnicko delo ...
Svako ima glupih misli, ali ih mudrac precutkuje
Svako ima svoje Crnogorce :)
Svakog dana u svakom pogledu sve vise napredujem.
Sve je teze i teze.Ja takodje.
Sve sto je lepo, kratko traje. To mi je redovan izgovor
Sve vise zelim a sve manje imam te
Svega ovoga ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju.
Svetu se ne moze ugoditi. Najbolji dokaz je tasta.
Sveze meso na stolu ;>>
Svi moji drugari...
Svi smo mi mrtvaci na dopustu.
Svi su te ucili isto,mi zivimo prokleto cisto...
Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast! - Picard
Swaggart of Borg...You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated!  HALLELUJAH!!!
Swaggart of Borg: I have (sniff) assimilated against you.
Swallow pride; it's non-fattening.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
Swallowing pride is non-fattening!!
Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.
Swamp Blanket Bingo - Crow leers during love scene
Swamp Thing vs. The Honey Mooners - Tom
Swamp Thing! You make my heart sing -Tom on alien monster
SwampLords of Trimaris!  Death From Below!
Swap - Drink mixer, glasses, tray, etc for good baby carriage.
Swap - Vacuum cleaner (hardly used) for CD Rom, Fax and fast modem:-)
Swap read error, you lose your core image.
Swap read error.  You lose your mind.
Swap space...Flea Market site on the Net.
Swapped out.
Swarmsheet program:  Locust 1-2-3.
Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swear to beware of shareware when using netware.
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Swede (n) -(one who is) being intelligent; (one who) comes from Sweden
Sweden - the Greatest place in the World to live
Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory
Swedish War Heroes
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both comple
Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
Sweet Larissa wants Johnny, but Johnny thinks he's gay
Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. * Marvin
Sweet dreams are made of me
Sweet dreams are made of this..
Sweet sixteen. But at age 17? Here, you take her!
Sweeter than my wildest dreams.
Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep? Good...
Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum.
Swelled heads are nature's way of filling vacuums.
Swich to secret hyper jets!
Swick!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy?
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream. - Shakespeare
Swift as a shadow, short as any tagline. -- Tagspeare
Swifties overly modify dialog exessively, Tom said adverbally.
Swifties overly modify dialog exessively, Tom said adverbially.
Swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.
Swimmers DO IT under water.
Swimmers DO IT with better strokes.
Swimmers do it in the water.
Swimmers do it wet.
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
Swimmers do it with better strokes.
Swimmers do it with breast strokes.
Swimming against the mainstream towards truth and knowledge....
Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters
Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
Swimming in the mainstream is such a lame dream - H. Rollins
Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Swimming is too much  bathing.   -Worf
Swimming is too much like bathing -- Worf
Swimming is too much...  bathing.   -Worf
Swimsuit edition of Leech Illustrated - Crow
Swing dead cat by the tail? More fun using live ones.
Swing her high! Swing her low! - Crow's square dance
Swing it a little until you get married, then you can put it away.
Swing those hips at me: I'll show what'll happen to thee!
Swinging hackers Move Swapped.
Swinging on the branch of a broken family tree.
Swip: To sneak a sip of someone else's beverage.
Swipe 'em all, let OLX sort 'em out!
Swipe this tagline? (Y/n)
Swiped 'em both.  Really liked that second one.  Here's a few related
Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER
Swipple Rule of Order: He who shouts loudest has the floor.
Swipple's Rule of Order:  He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has th
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Swirled yogurt.  Essential to space travel.
Swirly? Book Dump? Titty Twister? - Tom
Swish, two, three, four!  Swish, two, three, four!
Swiss cheese has holes,but it's Limburger that needs the ventilation
Swiss cheese, nature's own whiffle.
Switch blade laws stop stabbings too...uh huh...
Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
Switch me on, switch me off.  Like I'm some battery powered sex aid.
Switch to Satan and get 120 minutes free long distance
Switch to Satan and get 120 minutes of free long distance!
Switch to Secret Hyperjets!
Switchblade lipstick - Tom
Switches Ok, Buttons Ok, Little Lights Ok..
Swoooshhhh...................... ===__-+-
Swooosshh ===A sentient 1701-D:  Engage it yourself, Picard!
Sword Wraiths? They won't bother us. Wait don't sit on the thro.
Swordpoint conversions are suspect.
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Swords were given to men, that none might be slaves...
Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner
SyberSex:  Log-in, log-out.  Log-in, log-out.  [Repeat].
Sybil was a multi user.
Sybil, Blessed Cavern Dweller, Mother of the Gods.
Sycamore: (n) perverted love
Sydney - Home of the 2000 Olympics!
Sydney 2000 Wam Bam Thankyou Juan
Sydney Australia - Home of the 2000 Olympics.
Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, something for all.
Syek ym desrever ohw yako?
SylDOS 7.0: Includes hidden-file support -- "Shwouding"
Sylvester Stallone to Heidi Fleiss: "Yo, ho!"
Sylvester Stallone: father of the RISC concept.
Sylvia Plathe, R.N. - Crow
Sylvie.  Priss.  Sylvie.  Priss.  Die Already!!
Symbol players do it with a crash.
Symbolism Over Substance..The Clinton Ideology.
Symbolism Over Substance: The Clinton Ideology.
Symbolism is cheap...It's Substance counts!
Symbollic, don't you think? -Crow on ink pen & love scene
Symington the ONLY Pro-Gun and Anti big government choice for Governor
Symington the ONLY Pro-Gun and Anti big government choice for Governor!
Sympathy, luxury, somebody will take you there
Sympathy... it's between Sex and Syphilis in Websters!
Sympathy:  What one woman offers another in exchange for the details.
Symptomatic, but not contagious.
SyncEdit v1.5.0 - THE Synchronet(tm) full-screen editor sucks!
Synchronet UTI v1.03
Synchronize drinking! - Tom
Synchronized killing - Tom
Syncopation:  A condition incurred from lack of roughage in one's diet.
Syncopation:  Condition incurred from lack of roughage in one's diet.
Synonym (n): Word used in place of a word you can't spell.
Synonym (n): a word used when you can't spell the other.
Synonym:  A word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Synonym:  The word you use when you can't spell the other.
Synonym: A word Geco uses when he can't spell the other one!
Synonym: A word used when you can't spell the other one.
Synonym: A word you use if you can't spell the other one.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other word.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Synonym: a word you use when you can't spell the other.
Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one!
Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons;
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming
Syntax - Royalties paid by a brothal owner
Syntax ?, Why not, everything else is taxed !
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.EXE: COFFEE not found.
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found.
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H: COFFEE not found.
Syntax Error. Speak ENGLISH!
Syntax. Why not? In Canada, we tax everything.
Syntax:  A levy on brothels.
Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything
Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything...
Syntax?  Why not, they tax everything else.
Syntax?  Why not?  Everything else is taxed!
Syntax?  Why not?  They tax everything else!
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else
Syntax? Why not- they tax everything else don't they?
Syntax? Why not? Everything else is taxed!
Syntax? Why not? Everything else is taxed.
SyntaxWhy not? In Canada, we tax everything....
Synth-Ale, Morn?  Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30.
Synthesizer signals suspense! - Mike
Synthethic chiefs with frozen smiles...
Synthetic Mosquitoes - Tom
Synthetic scotch....synthetic commanders. - Scotty
Synthetic scotch...synthetic commanders -- Scotty
Synthol - Alternative for water.
Syops do it off-line.
SysAdm: We fix everything but the system sync.
SysGod - Lord of the Files
SysOp ('sis sop) n.: The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp (n): One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
SysOp (noun): One who reconfigures
SysOp (sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp - Guy who likes watching others use his computer
SysOp - PVCC User Group BBS - Westfield, MA
SysOp : Person with a parity error between the ears.
SysOp Appreciation Week is April 25 - May 1, 1993.
SysOp Halted... Press F13 to continue...
SysOp Law #1 - All new users always find glitches.
SysOp has requested chat!  Alt-H to accept!
SysOp has requested chat!  Alt-H to accept.
SysOp has requested chat.  Type ALT-H to accept.
SysOp missing, notify computer.
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dude.
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy
SysOp not found!  Please notify computer ....
SysOp not found.  Enter forbidden topics?  [Y/N]
SysOp of Whistle Stop (jeesh!) is down again!!
SysOp would like to Chat.... Press ALT-H to chat.
SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
SysOp's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist.
SysOp, The DMJ BBS System/2
SysOp.exe not found....BBS Halted
SysOp:  (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp:  Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp:  Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n)
SysOp:  See 'glutton for punishment'
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: Awzom BheBheEss Ghod
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp: It's a Tough Job, but Someone has to do it!
SysOp: Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n)
SysOp: See 'glutton for punishment'
SysOp: The person that is laughing at your spellin.
SysOping - Money for nothing, chicks for free
SysOping is like trying to herd cats...
SysOpiphobia:  Fear of being nagged by a SysOp ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
SysOps all love a hard one every now and then.
SysOps aren't gods, we just play them in the echos.
SysOps die at an early age...Murdered by their Wives...
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
SysOps do it with their computers.
SysOps never sleep!
SysOps should be obscene and not heard!
SysOps will take you to disk
SysOps will take you to disk.
SysProg Awful Words#18: "It got a clean return code, it must work."
SysProg Awful Words#4: "I've never seen this happen before."
SysProg Awful Words#8: "You know a command to do that, don't you?"
Sysbelles make rotten planes. That's why we have 747's.
Sysop ('sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
Sysop ('sih sop) n.: The guy laughing at your Access level.
Sysop (n):  See also - God, tyrant, egotist, oppressor
Sysop (n): A being that never sleeps, eats or has any MONEY.
Sysop (n): the person laughing as you type.
Sysop (n): the person laughing at you as you type.
Sysop (sihs' op) n.: Person who likes watching others use his computer
Sysop (sihs' op) n.: The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop (sihs'op) n.: Person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop (sihs-ahp)n. The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop (sis'op), n. One who reconfigures.....
Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop - Guy on the other end laughing at your typing
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use her computer.
Sysop - Mail junkie and offline reader pusher!
Sysop - Person who likes watching others use his or her computer.
Sysop = Sysop Tags
Sysop Halted... Pres F13 to continue...
Sysop Justification No.1:  Because I'm the Sysop; that's why!
Sysop NOT crazy! But it sure helps
Sysop Reason No.6: Some idiot user paged me at 3:00 this mornin
Sysop [n] - the person laughing at your typing
Sysop corrupted - Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Sysop corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Sysop cut off his access! Why? Complete lack of humor in his Taglines!
Sysop dies: .GIF at eleven!
Sysop goes on rampage. News at Gaaaahhkk.....
Sysop just left his BBS, and I CAN'T LOG ON!!
Sysop late for work
Sysop love habits revealed: next on "Geraldo"
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Sysop missing!  We can have fun now.
Sysop nightmare...kitten tangled in phone line.
Sysop not available - you're using an offline reader!
Sysop not found <C>avort <W>reck havoc <P>lunder
Sysop not found!  Please notify computer
Sysop not found! Please notify computer.
Sysop not found.  Enter forbidden subjects? (Y/N)
Sysop not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n)
Sysop not found. Enter off subject material quick !!!
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reak havoc (P)lunder
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunder
Sysop not found: Enter forbidden subjects? [Y] [N]
Sysop not responding. Execute DIET.COLA? (Y/n)
Sysop of Borg: "I run RBBS; what you run is irrelevent."
Sysop of Borg: "I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevent."
Sysop of Borg: I run RBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevent.
Sysop out of town. How do you know? His BBS is `hung'!
Sysop qualifications:  computer, modem, a friend who installs your BBS.
Sysop reason No.1: Because I'm the sysop; That's why
Sysop reason No.2: I've got the phone extension in my hand
Sysop reason No.3: I could be playing DOOM right now.
Sysop reason No.4: I need to get my mail too!
Sysop reason No.5: I got the power plug in my hand
Sysop reason No.7: All the Twits and Leeches out there
Sysop requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
Sysop requesting chat. Hit ALT-H for chat mode.
Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu and press <G>!
Sysop wants to chat.  Press ALT-H to chat.....
Sysop with the most networks when the BBS dies, wins.
Sysop!  Your BBS gave me a "Printer out of paper" error!
Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out of Paper' error!!
Sysop'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
Sysop's have more fun than  ##%@<NO CARRIER
Sysop's holiday: Time between closing door, board.
Sysop's holiday:time between closing door,board
Sysop's most used tools,    Coffee and Aspirin
Sysop's with happy trigger fingers are hazardous to your health.
Sysop(n)   : The person laughing as you type.
Sysop, Sysoppi, Sysoparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP!
Sysop, sysoppi, sysoparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP!
Sysop:  (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
Sysop:  (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bsene (P)ictures.
Sysop:  (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
Sysop:  A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop:  Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard.
Sysop:  Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop:  One who reconfigures.
Sysop:  Person with a parity error between the ears.
Sysop:  Pupa stage of a Moderator.
Sysop:  Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
Sysop:  The guy laughing at your typing.
Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
Sysop: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
Sysop: (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Sysop: (n.) The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop: (noun) One who reconfigures.
Sysop: A CPU's little way of saying, Oh, Shi*!
Sysop: A VERY difficult job.  Plain and simple.
Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop: Computer expert, author, artist and entertainer.
Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard
Sysop: God saying you have too much time, too much money.
Sysop: Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop: Hands on keyboard, head sleeping on monitor.
Sysop: Mail junkie and offline reader pusher!
Sysop: One who reconfigures.
Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Sysop: Pupa stage of a Moderator.
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer <g>.
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use his computer <g>.
Sysop: The Littlest BBS in Town ->818
Sysop: The guy that is laughing at your typing
Sysop: The person who is laughing at your typing!
Sysop: n. animal that never eats, sleep, and has no money,
Sysop: n. animal that never eats, sleep, or has money
Sysop: the guy that is laughing at your typing.
Sysoping  -  More fun than being beaten with a sledge hammer.
Sysoping - More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysoping Law #1:  New users always find the glitch.
Sysoping Not just an adventure, it's a job..
Sysoping a BBS is like trying to herd ferrets!
Sysoping makes you fat.
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Sysoping...it's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysoping:  More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
Sysoping: It's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a hammer
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgeham\SLM
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysoping: More fun than being hit with a hammer
Sysoping: More fun than setting your genitals on fire
Sysoping: More fun than using Windows.
Sysoping: More fun than using Windoze
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Sysoping: more fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysopingit's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysops DO IT moderately.
Sysops DO IT while monitoring.
Sysops DO IT with Zip
Sysops DO IT with their computers.
Sysops Rule #1: Hit Your Points To Continue...
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
Sysops are like wonders ..... they never cease
Sysops are people too?
Sysops are the Phone Companies favorite people.
Sysops die at a young age - murdered by their wives!
Sysops die at an early Scotty, beam me up! But I don't have the power.
Sysops die at an early age, murdered by their wives.
Sysops die at an early age...  Murdered by their spouses!
Sysops die at an early age... usually murdered by their wives
Sysops die at an early age..murdered by their wives.
Sysops die at an early age; murdered by their spouses.
Sysops die at an early age; murdered by their wives.
Sysops die at an early ageusually murdered by their wives
Sysops died for your sins.
Sysops do it with Utils
Sysops do not sleep, do not eat, they are very cheap pets.
Sysops do not sleep, do not eat, they're very cheap pets.
Sysops don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid.
Sysops don't need relevance.
Sysops have BIG hard drives!
Sysops have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Sysops having sex:  "Oooh!  Interface me!"
Sysops just like to watch.
Sysops like to watch
Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
Sysops never die, they just go offline!
Sysops read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
Sysops with happy trigger fingers are hazardous to your health.
Sysops, this is your new Moderator, Bill Clinton, NO CARRIER
Sysops: Can't live with them, can't have a BBS without them!
Sysops; the undoing of Big Brother.
System Administration ...It's not just a job, it's an ADVENTURE !
System Administration = Instant Gratification
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out
System Crash! (A)bort (R)etry (U)se dynamite
System Crash:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow up, (H)url.
System Disk in MICROWAVE\OVEN\ON corrupt.  Delete children (Y/N)?
System Disk in MICROWAVE\OVEN\ON\99MIN corrupt   Delete children (Y/N) ?
System Error (A)bort (R)etry (W)hine
System Error Unable to Locate Coffee and Smokes...Operator Halted!!
System Error:  (A)bort (R)etry (C)onsume Chocolate.
System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (C)onsume Chocolate.
System Error: 0003. Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
System Error: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
System Failure.  Push (B)last it  (W)hine  (S)urrender.
System Failure.  Push (B)ullshit  (W)hine  (S)urrender.
System IRQ...%$#@& - C:\   N_O __C_A_R_R_I_E_R
System One RPG:  Realism & Simplicity at their best!
System Operator ERROR..NO WAY! NEVER!!
System Posessed: Hit F666 to continue...
System Possessed:  Hit F666 to continue.
System Possessed: Hit F777 for exorcism...
System checkpoint complete.
System crash: [D]odge [R]am [I]gnore?
System error - Press F13 to continue...
System error - press F13 to continue.
System error! Hard Drive backup over modem commencing...
System going down at 13:45 for scheduled head crash
System going down at 1:45 PM for disk crashing.
System going down at 1:45 for disk crashing.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashin
System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.
System going down at NOON for disk crashing.
System hackers are always ready.
System hackers get it up quicker.
System hackers keep it up longer.
System hackers know where to poke.
System hackers swap on demand.
System halted - Don't waste your time pressing any key.
System halted - Press any key to do nothing
System halted - Press any key you like, it won't help.
System halted - press any key to do nothing.
System halted -- Press all keys at once to continue.
System halted -- Press any key to do nothing
System halted -- Press any key to remain frozen.
System halted : Press any key to do nothing.
System halted- press all keys at once to continue.
System halted.  There is NOTHING you can do.
System halted.  There is NOTHING you can do.
System halted. Please make sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
System halted: Press any key to do nothing.
System halted: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
System haltedhit <ALT-ENT> to continue...
System maintenance about to begin.
System memory's fine. It's *mine* that's inaccessable.
System not found. Please notify the SYSOP.
System over heating...Please open Windows....
System restarting, please wait.
System restarting, wait.
System stopping for 2 minutes, 1 minute ago.
System's down
Systemerror:blankspacecharactermissingadddonutholestofix
Systems Programmer Awful Words#2: "When was our last backup done?"
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Systems analyst needs psychoanalyst
Systems go down on their hackers.
Systems have black boxes.
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.  - R. S. Barton
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.  -- R. S. Barton
Systems programmers keep it up longer.                           
sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
sSsSsSsSsS <---Snake bopping up and down
sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things,like wild dogs.
sad zelim samo da te imam, sad zelim nesto da ti dam,
safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
sageThis is a Moving MessageThis is a Moving MessageThis is
said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
salute: ******* ******* *******
samo gluper ne cita Huper ;)
sandwich spread:  The bulge you get from eating too many of them.
sarcastic mode on... "...." sarcastic mode off...
sauerbraten:  Moody children.
save energy....shower with a friend......
save the baby humans
scraping through my head till i don't want to sleep anymore
scream at me until my ears bleed, i'm taking heed just for you
sdrawkcab si enilgat sihT
seaQuest DSV: Don't Set VCR.
seagulls circle endlessly i/sing in silent harmony
seconds?"-Greta
sedim i cekam da me pozove, telefon cuti kao zaliven.
see here now ...
see reverse side for remainder....
see ya later alligator, ....... in a while cocodrile .....
seeYUH!
seek out new life and new civilizations.
seems to work well here.
seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
send moneySUBLIMINALsend moneyTAGLINEsend money
send your e-letters to Santa.Claus@north.pole.org
sendSUBLIMINALmeTAGLINEmoney
server as a service to the net but I make no guarantee that it is the
set "followed links" to expire after 0 ( or 1 ) days.
set blaster=really, really loud
settle for a pizza?
sever flesh & bone & offer it to me.
sever flesh and bone and offer it to me
sex munce ehgo ay culdnt evin spel cumpuder...
shadowCRAB shadowCRAB shadowCRAB shadowCRAB shadowCRAB shadowCRAB
shall be proved by mine enemies rushing to the water closet in terror!
she attracts me like a magnet, tom said ironically
she had enough sex appeal to stampede a businessman's lunch.
she has the blood of a Reptile just underneath the skin
she is wearing rags and feathers from salvation army counters
she lied to us Vader..she deliberatly lied
she screams in silence, a sullen riot penetrating through her mind
she spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
she wanted a formal wedding so her dad painted the shotgun white
sheesh, girls! Always gotta cry when they don't get their way!!
shepherd got fired for falling asleep during inventory.
shes a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road
shhhhh...this is a liberal zone?
shift key/ never heard of it111
shift key/ never heard of it1111
shiftreturn?  I can't even find the clutch!
shine your wings forward to the sun
ships and sails and candlewicks.......
shots. It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
shouted the lawyer's client. "You're a scoundrel!
shove it up inside, surprise, lies
shutdown -h -t NOW "Microsoft"
sick-as-hell anemia     pretty realistic description
sigh If only the human brain could be multitasked!
sigh..liesall lies....
sign in biker bar: Unattended maidens will be ravished...
signals transmitted, message recieved
simply S)ave the file and name the file to be saved to
simpson; That glove,belongs to Mr.Jackson.
sing this song: Doo-dah, Doo-dah.       Camptown Races (S.C.Foster)
singing: .....Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
six muns ago i cudnt even spel florrada singels an now i ARE one
skiing is spelled A.S.P.E.N
slusam kako zapitkujes, uzvracam ti osmjehom
small things like reasons are put in a jar
smash up all i believed in smash up all that was true
smash up my sanity smash up integrity
snag my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
snag this Recipe and I'll tie-dye your cat!
snag this Recipeand I'll tie-dye your cat!!!
snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking!
snagged Recipes are the sincerest form of flattery.
snagged recipes - 'R - Us.
snaging Recipes is the main reason *any* of us are here.
snaging Recipes, eh?  Book `em for "Grand Theft Motto"
snaging recipes is an addictive hobby.
snaging recipes, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto."
snaging recipes, eh? Book him for grand theft motto.
snagth Fighter?, I'll believe it when I see it!
snagth condoms:  They'll never see you coming!
sneding, v.: to snatch taglines and pile them up on a sled
sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I find green
sniffle I've got a code in my node..
snorkel:  A cross between a snore and a chuckle.
so atleast the dupe checking lasts a while.
so call us cheap
so that our neighbors won't see you."
so the Zen monk says to the hotdog vender, Make me One with everything
so they put him in chains for acting too hard.
so what are you reading?
so who's fault is that?...
socket?  Help! I installed Windows and my Pentium
solving today's problems tomorrow
some people have more GUTS than a road kill...
someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!! <=Washington State Motto.
someonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoor
something that starts with a B." "Honey? Honey starts with a bee."
sometimes called a 'kung fu fantasy':
sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.....................
soon it will be Christmas Day.
sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2
sounds to me like you have an open and shut case!!! <ROFL>
soviet virgin lands short of goal again
space ... the ... final ... tagline ... frontier ...
space people will contact us when they can make money by doing so...
speak French, but I sure kiss that way!
spoken by Eric's psychopomp (the mystical crow who advised him on his
sprinkle me with hyssop and I shall be made clean ( Psalm 51:7 )
sqrt (-666) - imaginary number of the beast
square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
sta je bilo sa zivotom, pricacemo jednom, o tom-potom.
sta sam duzan hteo bih da platim, racun molim, koliki je ceh?
stains like blood on your teeth
stale incense old sweat & lies lies lies
stale milk:  When the picture on the carton is of the Lindbergh baby.
stamps and currency.
stand back! ... i don't know how big this thing gets!!
start with a little playful kissing....
start.
stat rosa pristina nomine ...
state of the art hypercomputing technology
ster than you can say Jack Robinson"
stereotypically."I spilt the syrup", said Tom stickily.
sticks and stone may break my bones but rope and feathers excite me
still more to come from the girl with no Tagtitle! 8-)
still picking at this scab your sweat and perry ellis
still trying to write that love song
stray cat is crying so stray cat sings back
stress - (n.) Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at warp 9.5
stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5
stretching the bonds of logic and reason...
strong am I with the Force, but not that strong...
strong and wild... slow and easy
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
stud hombre cybermuffin
stupidity:  When the wind blows and your head caves in.
subj: Breaking down Unix system firewalls
suncana strana ulice, gledam lijepe djevojcice,
sux....huh..huh..huh..V.Bis & BaudHead strike again!
sva je proslost iza nas
svog automobila.
sweater. Veni, vedi, valance:  I came, I saw, I hung curtains.
syntax:  Revenue enhancement on human nature.
syntax?  why NOT?  EVeRytHing else is taXeD!
sysop ('sih sop) n. - The guy who's laughing at your typing.
sysop ('sih sop) n. - the gal laughing at your typing.
sysop ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing
sysop ('sis op) n. - the guy laughing at your typing

Neil Enns, ennsnr@brandonU.ca