R U 2 QT 2 B STR8?
R U A 2 J ?
R U pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
R is for Riker, in Troi's heart, he's the King
R'lyeh hath no fury like an angry moderator.
R*m*mb*r: K**p y**r **mp***r *w*y *r*m *h* **r****!
R-U-S-H spells relief!
R. A. Hienlien "Time enough for love" "Note books of Lazarus Long"
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Limbaugh: The Populist Voice of American Capitalism's Loser Class
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.?? No. Pies R round. Cornbreads R square!
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain 1967-1994
R.I.P. "BYTE magizine", mcgraw-(K)hill(ed) it, 11/1990
R.S.P.C.E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!)
R/O, R/O, R/O your boat gently down the bitstream.
R2 has been known to make mistakes. From time to time. -- C3PO
R2 says the chance of survival is seven hundred seventy-five - to one.
R2D2 - Rest, Tin Piece
R2D2 - Rust in Peace
R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh......
R2D2! Where are you?!?
R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
RA REALL RACKS
RA: Randomize Answer
RACE TO THE BATHROOM by Willie Makeit illustrated by Betty Wont
RACE TO THE OUTHOUSE by WILLIE MAKIT
RACERS do it with their horses
RACERS do it with their horses.
RACERS like to come in first
RACERS like to come in first.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACIAL PREJUDICE A pigment of your imagination.
RACN: Racing.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
RADAR ENGINEERS do it till their GHz (giga-hertz).
RADAR spelled backwards is RADAR. Gottcha coming & going!
RADE DVOKRATNO, A KRADU NON-STOP
RADIATION AREA: Pre-faded genes only.
RADIO AMATEURS do it with more frequency
RADIO AMATEURS do it with more frequency.
RADIO AMATEURS do it with two meters
RADIO AMATEURS do it with two meters {j}
RADIO ANNOUNCERS can turn your dial.
RADIO ENGINEERS do it till it MegaHertz
RADIO ENGINEERS do it till it MegaHertz.
RADIO ENGINEERS do it with frequency
RADIO and T.V. ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
RADIO and T.V. ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
RADIOACTIVE: If you can read this, you're sterile.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
RADIOCASTERS do it in the air
RADIOLOGISTS X-ray it.
RADIOLOGISTS do it with high frequency
RAFTERS do it rapidly.
RAH Robert A. Heinlein
RAI: Randomize Accounting Information
RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!!
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus's DEAD!
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus's DEAD!!!
RAIDS disease: Recently acquired income deficiency syndrome.
RAILROADERS do it on track
RAILROADERS do it on track.
RALLY DRIVERS do it sideways
RAM - a male sheep. ROM - a ram after a delicate operation.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory (it only SIMMS like that!)
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memorys---
RAM = Rarely Adequet something - I forget what......
RAM = Rarely Adequite Memory.
RAM = Rarely Available Memory
RAM DISK is *NOT* an installation procedure...
RAM DISK is N O T an installation procedure now days!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!.. (Right?)
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.
RAM DISK is a virtual object, not a suggested course of action!
RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!
RAM JET is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM VIRUS activates Friday the 13th
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
RAM-ery ROM-ery .DOC, the mouse clicked on the clock.
RAM: Rarely Accessable Memory
RAM: a male sheep.
RAM: Radar Absobent Material
RAM: Randomly Access Memory
RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM: Rarely adaquate Memory
RAM: Read Ambiguous Memory
RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
RAMDRIVE:Last Resort Install Procedure For New Hard Drive
RAMsom, what you pay to sloppy programmers.
RAN: RANdom opcode [similar to 16-bit what gate]
RANGERS do it in the woods
RANK.SYS corrupted. Reboot O'Brien (Y/N)? <N>
RAP MUSIC : Isn't!
RAP is to the 90's what ROCK was to the 50's
RAP: Acronym for (R)eally (A)wful (P)ounding.
RAP: People talking when they should be singing.
RAP: Music for those who can't sing, read or write.
RAPACITY, n. Providence without industry. The thrift of power.
RAPPERS pump it up.
RAQUETBALL PLAYERS do it with blue balls
RARE: on a 55 Chevy.
RASC: Read And Shred Card
RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect.
RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice.
RASQWK* *
RAST: Read And Shred Tape
RASTA SERVICES: Virgins Converted, Orgies Organize, Uprisings Quelled!
RASTA'S BABOON SALOON - Hunting grounds for prime mates.
RATIO(n): a veranda for rodents
RATS - What you say when your mouse doesn't work
RAU: Ridicule All Users
RAUCHEN VERBOTEN: German for "don't blow smoke around me"
RAVE Retch And Vomit Explosively
RAY TRACERS do it on any available platform.
RBAO: Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
RBBS: Ridiculous BBS.
RBBS?
RBEGH Really Big Evil Grin Here
RBLY: Restore Back-up from Last Year
RBR: Remove Bits Randomly
RBT: Read Blank Tape
RBT: Rewind and Break Tape
RC> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this
RC: Rewind Core
RC< SF< GP< WD< KF< JP< MM< BG< JH< MF< LM< RW< DH< Stop quoting this!
RCAJ: Read Card And Jam
RCB: Read Command Backwards
RCB: Run Clock Backwards
RCC: Read Card and Chew
RCCP: Randomly Corrupt Current Process
RCF: Rewind Cabinet Fans
RCKG: Read Count Key and Garbage
RCL: Rotate Carry Left
RCM: Randomly Corrupt Microcode
RCP: Reschedule Car Payments
RCR: Rewind Card Reader
RCRV: Randomly Convert to Reverse Video
RCS: Read Card Sideways
RCS: Read Card and Scramble data
RCSD: Read Card and Scramble Data
RD: A command often used to find out if a directory is empty yet.
RD: Randomize Data
RD: Reverse Directions
RDA: Refuse to Disclose Answer
RDB: Replace Database with Blanks
RDB: Run Disk Backwards
RDD: Reverse Disk Drive
RDDBF: Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth
RDEB: Read and Drop Even number of Bits
RDF: Randomize Directory Filenames
RDI: Reverse Drum Immediate
RDI: Reverse Drun Immediate
RDI: Rewind Disk Immediate
RDL: Rotate Disk Left
RDLI: Rotate Disk Left Immediate
RDR: Reverse Disk Rotation
RDR: Rotate Disk Right
RDRI: Rotate Disk Right Immediate
RDS: ReaD Sideways
RE-HYPERTAG
READ ERROR: Remove cat from drive A:
READ ONLY MEMORY : The art of conversation is dead.
REAGAN virus: your computer has no memory at all.
REAL Americans don't wear U.N. Blue. -- Michael G. New
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
REAL Gun control - Five Shots -> ONE Hole!
REAL MEN don't need no stinkin backups!
REAL REJECTION: Your imaginary friends won't talk to you!
REAL Roleplayers cast "Control Dice" spells.
REAL Roleplayers cast "Control Dungeon Master" spells
REAL Roleplayers cast "Control Dungeon Master".
REAL Roleplayers cast Control Dungeon Master.
REAL Roleplayers wear Gauntlets of Infinite Ring-Wearing
REAL Sponge cake: Ingredients-borrow them ALL!
REAL Sponge cake: all the ingredients are borrowed.
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speakers !!
REAL computer users don't NEED menus!
REAL hackers can boot up at a moment's notice.
REAL men don't fear EDLIN!
REAL men don't fear the command line.
REAL men don't use WINDOWS...
REAL men sleep in the wet spot!
REAL men use COPY CON to create Windows apps...
REAL men use COPY CON to write Windows applications.
REAL men use EDLIN...
REAL multitasking - 3 computers and a chair with roller castors!
REAL multitasking - 3 computers and a chair with wheels!
REAL programmers CREATE undocumented DOS calls!
REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe
REAL programmers do it with: COPY CON PROGRAMM.EXE
REAL programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads
REAL programmers run OS/2 on a Timex Sinclair.
REAL programmers type COPY CON: PROGNAME.C
REAL programmers use COPY CON PROG.EXE
REAL programmers use COPY CON PROGNAME.EXE
REAL programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
REAL programmers use COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls
REAL programmers use: COPY CON <program>.EXE
REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
REAL radios have TUBES and RELAYS
REAL roleplayers cast "Control Cthulhu"
REAL roleplayers cast Control Cthulhu.
REALITY CHECK - >pinch< - Ouch! REALITY CONFIRMED..
REALITY CHECK - >pinch< - Ouch! REALITY CONFIRMED.
REALITY CHECK ... Nope, none here! he he he he he he he........
REALITY CHECK Nope, none here!
REALITY CONTINUES TO RUIN MY LIFE.
REALITY CREPT IN. I NAILED IT FOR TRESPASSING.
REALITY IS A FIGMENT OF *YOUR* IMAGINATION, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. The nucleus of a vacuum.
REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe......
REALITY.DAT not found. Press any key to reset Universe.
REALITY.SYS Not found ... Reboot Universe [Y/n] ...
REALITY.SYS - Read Error - Solar System halted.
REALITY.SYS - Unable to load - Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
REALITY.SYS Corrupt... Unable to recover universe!
REALITY.SYS Corrupt: Reboot Universe (y/N)?
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Engage BIGBANG.EXE? (Y,N)
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: (A)bort, (R)etry, A(L)ternate.SYS
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe?(Y/N/A/Q)
REALITY.SYS FAILURE: REBOOT UNIVERSE
REALITY.SYS HAS FAILED-(R)EBOOT REALITY OR (E)XIT
REALITY.SYS aborted - Reboot Universe (Y/n)?
REALITY.SYS corrupt - Reboot Universe (Yes/No/Quit) Q
REALITY.SYS corrupt, reboot universe? (y/n/q).
REALITY.SYS corrupt: (S)tarTrek (R)edDwarf (B)abylon5-select one!
REALITY.SYS corruptREBOOT Universe <Y/N>...
REALITY.SYS corrupted - Reboot universe (Y/N)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted - unable to recover universe.
REALITY.SYS corrupted! Reboot the universe? (Y/N)
REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted; unable to recover Universe.
REALITY.SYS hallucinated. Take another hit? <Y/n/q>
REALLY ANNOYING WHINE MODE: ON
REALLY DEEP MAN! He's REALLY DEEP, man -Joel's super hero
REALLY, adv. Apparently.
REAR SEAT: Der Schpringentester
REAR VIEW MIRROR: Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: All of them are lousy anyway.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: All the different brands are incompatible.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Computer paper is cheap and flimsy.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Computer salesmen are sleazeballs.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Most computers have dumb names.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Printers sound like World War III.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: There are too many kinds to choose from.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They are an escape from the reality of life.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They break down all the time.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They cost too much.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They don't make good conversation at parties.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They don't understand plain English.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They take up too much desk space.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're taking away people's jobs.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're too hard to fix.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're ugly.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Women don't seem to like them.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: You have to know how to type to use them.
REASON REJECTED: Little sense of humor.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions.
REBOOT-: Kick the computer a second time.
REBOS: (sober, backwards).
RECEPTIONISTS do it all day at their desks.
RECEPTIONISTS do it on the phone.
RECEPTIONISTS do it with men AND women.
RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell.
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell
RECTUM: darn near killed him
RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!!
RECURSIVE PROGRAMMERS break it down.
RECYCLE: Die during sex. You're born out of it & die in it.
RECYCLERS do it again and again and again
RECYCLERS do it again and again and again.
RECYCLERS use it again.
RED 1: I can't shake him! RED 2: Perhaps you should stir him?
RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching.
RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED ALERT! Raise shields! What shields?!?!?!?! (Emissary)
RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED ALERT! recipe Being snagged! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED DWARF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE...
RED DWARF fans are everywhere!
RED WINGS in '95-'96!!!!
REDDVL: on a 911 turbo.
REDNECK Answer: One of his feet are both the same!
REDNECK Joke: What's the difference between a duck?
REDSHIFT: When the cellophane falls off your torch again.
REDUNDANCY: a politician with an air bag in his car.
REEEOOOORWW! FOOOOPP!: Word of Wisdom: Don't Vacuum the cat.
REEL fisherman use rods!
REFERENCE LIBRARIANS know where to find it FAST.
REFORM: Recycled Former Members (Tories).
REGISTERED TO: Adam Theis
REGISTERED UNEVALUATED COPY
REINCARNATION: A fate worse than a fate worse than death
RELATIVES... People who come to dinner and who aren't friends.
RELATIVES...People who come to dinner who aren't friends.
RELAX.. It's only ones and zeros anyway
RELIABLE SOURCE: Person starting slanderous rumour
RELIGION: Just another one of man's errors.
RELIGION: Just another one of man's errors.
RELIGION: a means to get people out of warm beds into cold rooms
RELUCTANT VIRGIN One who doesn't want to be one.
RELY UPON THE ABOVE ADVICE AT YOUR OWN RISK! - Generic disclaimer -
REMARRIAGE: Triumph of hope over experience!
REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
REMEMBER, the proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
REMEMBER: Hind sight is always 20/20P.S. Nice Ass!!
REMINISCING: What "necking" becomes after age 50 or so.
REMbo I: First dream!
REMbo I: First dream!
RENO & POTTS, sitting in a tree, G A S S I N G.
RENVR: REName Variables Randomly
REP..REP..REP(Frog w/QWK packet stuck in throat)
REP: Randomly Execute Programmers
REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPEAT INC(WALK) UNTIL (WALK > PIER)
REPELLERS do it with ropes.
REPLY NOT REQUIRED.
REPLY and make me happy!!!
REPLY: Buy a lady a second drink.
REPORTERS do it daily
REPORTERS do it daily.
REPORTERS do it for a story
REPORTERS do it for the sensation it causes
REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.
REPRODUCTIVE PHYSIOLOGISTS do it for a living.
REPUBLIC: Country famous for bananas.
REPUBLICANS do as their lobbyists tell them to
REPUBLICANS do as their lobbyists tell them to.
REPUBLICANS do it to poor people
REPUBLICANS do it to poor people.
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.
RESEARCH PROFESSORS do it only if they get grants
RESEARCHERS are sill trying to confirm that they are doing it.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RESEARCHERS do it with control
RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.... --The Borg.
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE.... The Borg
RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.
RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S
RET: Read and Erase Tape
RETAILERS move their merchandise
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
RETIREMENT: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
RETIREMENT: When you stop living at work and start working at life.
RETREAT! - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
RETREAT! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
RETURN TO BAGHDAD..but let's do it RIGHT this time.
REVENUE CANADA EMPLOYEES do it to everyone.
REVERSIBLE---Dirty on both sides.
RF>... Clap On *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap Off *CLAP* *CL*$*(@)F{]/~ NO CARRIER
RF: Read Fingerprints
RFWIWD (respectfully, For what it's worth Department).
RG: Read inter-record Gap
RG: Record Garbage
RHNEZ: Randomize and Halt if Not Equal to Zero
RHO: Randomize and Hold all Output
RHODE ISLAND,WHERE THE THINGS U THINK CAN'T HAPPEN, DO !
RHUBARB(n): bloodshot celery
RHYTHM Musicians do it in scores
RHYTHM Musicians do it with their fingers
RHYTHM METHOD - Baby roulette.
RHYTHM METHOD: Baby roulette.
RIC: Rotate Illogical thru Carry
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON - I am Not A Corpse
RICO means never having to read your Miranda rights.
RID: Read Invalid Data
RIG: Read Inter-record Gap
RIGHT!! None o'that *synthetic* truth for US! :-)
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS RAPTURED! NATIONAL IQ SURGES!!
RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.
RIKER is number one. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
RIME - Random Intermittant Message Exchange
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
RIME Bulge conference:larger msgs,longer text,wider body
RIME MAGICK: THE NECRONOMICONFERENCE
RIME Monty Python Conference Hostess ->1481
RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
RIME has a Rush Limbaugh conference. You might be happier there.
RIME's Cherry Picker Guru - Version 2.00 Registered :)
RIME, it wasn't broke, so why did they fix it?
RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
RIMJOB..Something to do with the wheels on your car
RIOP: Rotate I/O Ports
RIP Graphics: Really Imperfect Product.
RIP file not found. Should I load your mail package?
RIP graphics: The name says it all.
RIP, FAX, FORMS, OPX, QWK and, NOW... SX for OS/2!
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
RIP: The U.S. Constitution - one amendment at a time.
RIP: The U.S. Constitution--one amendment at a time.
RIPThis Recipe had now been ripped off.
RIPThis tagline had now been ripped off.....
RIR: Read Invalid Record
RIRG - Read Inter Record Gap (Irish Assembler)
RIRG: Read Inter-Record Gap
RISC ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMERS do it 1073741824 times a second
RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
RISE, sir Tom, most faithful of all my knights.
RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (G)o to bed ?
RITFWNGF: Rolling on the floor with my girlfriend
RIW: Re-Invent Wheel
RJE: Return Jump and Explode
RJT: Read and Jam Tape
RKO: the official radio station for transvestites
RL - Read LPT1 (Irish Assembler)
RLB: Ruin Logic Board
RLBM: Ruin Logic Board Multiple
RLBMI: Ruin Logic Board Multiple Indexed
RLC: Relocate and Lose Core
RLC: Reread Last Card
RLC: Rotate Left with Carolyn
RLI: Rotate Left Indefinitely
RLP: Refill Light Pen
RLP: Rewind Line Printer
RM: Ruin My files
RMI: Randomize Memory Immediate
RMM: Read Manager's Mind
RMT - Read & Mutilate Tape (Irish Assembler)
RMT: ReMove Trap
RMV: Remove Memory Virtues
RN: Read Noise
RNBS: Reflect Next Bus Signal
RNC: Re-Number Channels
RNR: Read Noise Record
RNZ Romulan Neutral Zone
RO Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
ROA 1. Once you have their money, never give it back.
ROA 2. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
ROA 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 7. Keep your ears open.
ROA 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA #102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever. - The Jem'Hadar
ROA #103. Sleep can interfere... - Rules of Acquisition
ROA #111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.
ROA #194. It is always good business to know about new customers befor
ROA #1: Once you have their money...never give it back.
ROA #22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - Rules of Acquisitio
ROA #285. No good deed ever goes unpunished. - The Collaborator
ROA #33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. - Rules of Acquisition
ROA #6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA #62.The riskier the road, the greater the profit.-Rules of Acquisi
ROA #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA #7. Keep your ears open. - In the Hands of the Prophets
ROA 001. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ROA 003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 006. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 007. Keep your ears open.
ROA 008. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
ROA 009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA 016. A deal is a deal.
ROA 018. Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
ROA 021. Never place friendship above profit.
ROA 022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
ROA 031. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
ROA 034. War is good for business.
ROA 035. Peace is good for business.
ROA 047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
ROA 048. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
ROA 057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
ROA 059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
ROA 062. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
ROA 075. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
ROA 076. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies.
ROA 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ROA 10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
ROA 101. Never do something you can make someone do for you.
ROA 102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.
ROA 102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
ROA 102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.
ROA 103. Sleep could interfere with opportunity.
ROA 103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]
ROA 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
ROA 11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
ROA 111. Treat people in your debt like family....Exploit Them!
ROA 112. Never have sex with the boss' sister.
ROA 12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
ROA 123. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something.
ROA 13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
ROA 139. Wives Serve, Brothers Inherit.
ROA 14. Anything stolen is pure profit.
ROA 15 Acting stupid is often smart.
ROA 16. A Deal is a Deal.
ROA 17. A bargain usually isn't.
ROA 172. If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.
ROA 18. Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
ROA 185. No good deed goes unpunished.
ROA 19. Don't lie too soon after a promotion.
ROA 194. It is good business to know about new customers ...
ROA 20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
ROA 21. Never place friendship above profit.
ROA 212. Never give away for free what can be sold.
ROA 214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
ROA 214. Never begin business negotiations on an empty stomach.
ROA 214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
ROA 217. You Can't Free A Fish From Water.
ROA 218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
ROA 22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
ROA 23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.
ROA 25. Fear makes a good business partner.
ROA 285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
ROA 286. When Morn leaves, it's all over.
ROA 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 3. You can always buy back a lost reputation.
ROA 30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
ROA 31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's Mother.
ROA 33. It never hurts to suck up to the Boss!
ROA 34. War is good for business.
ROA 35. Peace is good for business.
ROA 4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.
ROA 41. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.
ROA 43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
ROA 47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
ROA 47. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
ROA 47: Don't trust a man with a better suit than you!
ROA 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
ROA 5. If you can't break a contract, bend it.
ROA 57. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
ROA 58. Friendship is seldom cheap.
ROA 59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
ROA 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 60. Never use credit where your words will do.
ROA 61. Never buy what can be stolen.
ROA 62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
ROA 7. Keep your ears open.
ROA 70. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about
ROA 75. Home is where the heart is but the stars are made of Latinum.
ROA 76. Every once in a while declare peace - it confuses your enemies
ROA 8. Keep count of your change.
ROA 8. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
ROA 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA#33 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."
ROA#34 - War is good for business.
ROA#35 - Peace is good for business.
ROA#47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
ROA#57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
ROA194. It's always good business to know about new customers before
ROAD CLOSED. Watch out! screech==)-(*&^.. NO BARRIER
ROAD: Roll over and die
ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs.
ROBES Pierre? With the robes, you know - Tom
ROBOCOMM - Because life's too short to dial manually...
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBOCOMM and PEPSI....GOTTA HAVE IT!
ROBOCOMM, because life's too short to dial manually.
ROBOCOMM: Now there's even enough time for a QWKie
ROBONAP - Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
ROBONAP -- Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
ROBONAP 1.0: Sleeps for you while you're online.
ROBONAP : sleeps *for* you while you're online.
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
ROBOTS do it mechanically
ROBOWIFE: Sleeps with you while you're online.
ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
ROC: Randomize Op Codes
ROC: Rotate Outward from Center
ROCK IS DEAD! Long live paper and scissors!
ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with higher thrust
ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust
ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust.
ROCKY does it in a ring.
ROCKY does it with Bullwinkle.
ROCKY does it with big black men.
ROD: ROtate Diagonally
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFL!! You ol' curmudgeon, that was a _hell_ of an answer.
ROFL(Really Offensive Foul Language)(U KNOW what MAO are!
ROFL: Read Our Flappin' Lips...?
ROFL: Read Our Flashin' Lines...?
ROFL: Really Odd Foreign Language...?
ROFL: Really Old Foreign Literature...?
ROFL: Reams Of Forgettable Learning...?
ROFL: Results Of Fast Living...?
ROFL: Rigors Of Forced Labor...?
ROFL: Roar Of Falling Lean-to...?
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat.
ROFLMAO Rolling on the Floor, Laughing My (ACII) Off
ROFLMAO *WMP Same beginning *Wet my pants!
ROFLMAO; Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off!
ROFLMAOWPASTC!
ROFLMPO; Rolling on the floor laughing my pants off!
ROGER MOORE - Saint Elsewhere Now
ROGER WATERS IS PINK FLOYD
ROLF Rolling on Linoleum Floor
ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around
ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around.
ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE does it where they rock
ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE does it where they rock.
ROM BIOS Error - Press <F13> to continue.
ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind.
ROM wasn't built in a day!
ROM wasn't built in a day.
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory.
ROM: Running Outta Memory
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
ROM: Read Operator's Mind
RONALD REAGAN - We Are Forever in His Debt
RONALD REAGAN does it for the Gipper.
RONALD REAGAN fell asleep while doing it.
RONALD REAGAN forgot how to do it.
ROO: Rub Out Operator
ROOFERS do it on top
ROOFERS do it on top.
ROOP: Run Out Of Paper
ROOSTERS do it coquettishly
ROPF: Read Other People's Files
ROS: Reject Operating System
ROS: Return On Shield
ROSEANNE ARNOLD does it while singing the National Anthem.
ROSS PEROT does it - it's just that simple.
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTBNAGIC: rolling on the bed naked,and giggling in chains.
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFLMAO-Rolling On The F<expletive deleted> Floor
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL Rave on, tofu flinging leeches!
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFL - Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches
ROTFL - Realm of Tofu Flinging Leeches.
ROTFL! I love it! Wonder how it works as a tagline...
ROTFL-Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFL: Ran Out To Find Lunch.
ROTFL: Rats on Thorazine Feel Lazy
ROTFL: Rave On Tofu-Flinging Leeches: runner-up acronym of recipes echo
ROTFL: Rave On Tofu-Flinging Leeches: runner-up acronym of taglines echo
ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches
ROTFL: Running out to find lemons.
ROTFL; Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLASTC: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLH Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROTFLMAO:Rolling on the floor, laughing my A** off
ROTFLMAOASTC - Rolling on the floor laughing ... and scaring the cat.
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROTFLSHIWMP Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard I wet my pants!
ROTFLSHMEAB - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Eyes Are Bleeding
ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTISSERIE: Ferris wheel for chickens
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym - Taglines echo.
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym of Tagline echo
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym of Taglines echo
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym of recipes echo
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym of this echo.
ROTLF: Rolling on the linoleum, f*cking
ROTM Right On The Money
ROTT: The Pentium of 3-D multiplayer games...
ROWERS do it with a fast drive.
ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) <grin>
ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) <grin<
ROYAL GUARDS do it in uniforms
RP: Read Printer
RPB: Raise Parity Bits
RPB: Read Print and Blush
RPB: Reverse Parity and Branch
RPBR: Reverse Parity and BRanch
RPC: Rotate Program Counter
RPG Role Playing Game
RPG Famous Last Words: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "A 25th level evil mage? I pinch her butt!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
RPG Famous Last Words: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I don't see any archers..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I think it's dead..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe now, it's dead..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe, I disarmed the trap."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level."
RPG Famous Last Words: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "This dungeon is a pushover."
RPG Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
RPG Famous Last Words: "This should be easy..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "What pit?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
RPG Famous Last Words: 12 Death Knights? I close the door...
RPG Famous Last Words: Beholder--beschmolder... Let me at it!
RPG Famous Last Words: C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
RPG Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon...
RPG Famous Last Words: Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
RPG Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat...
RPG Famous Last Words: Forget picking the lock--just attack the door!
RPG Famous Last Words: Forget the Dragon - I wnat that gold...
RPG Famous Last Words: Go ahead--I dare you!
RPG Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
RPG Famous Last Words: Hey, Mr. Dragon - got a light?
RPG Famous Last Words: I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
RPG Famous Last Words: I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
RPG Famous Last Words: I missed with a natural 20?
RPG Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.'
RPG Famous Last Words: I take the wizard's wand, and snap it in two.
RPG Famous Last Words: I think the dragon's asleep...
RPG Famous Last Words: I thought YOU silenced the guard!
RPG Famous Last Words: I wait until I can see its eyes...
RPG Famous Last Words: I'm not afraid...
RPG Famous Last Words: It's not poisonous...
RPG Famous Last Words: Naw - it's just sleeping...
RPG Famous Last Words: Nope. No trap on THIS chest...
RPG Famous Last Words: Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it!
RPG Famous Last Words: That's its 9th attack, can I draw my sword now?
RPG Famous Last Words: The DM's an idiot.
RPG Famous Last Words: Then we just clip this little wire here...
RPG Famous Last Words: Watch me moon that werewolf...
RPG Famous Last Words: We aren't lost!
RPG Famous Last Words: We really won't need a Cleric anyway.
RPG Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them...
RPG Famous Last Words: What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
RPG Famous Last Words: Where do you want me to sign that contract?
RPG Famous Last Words: Why bother checking for traps?
RPG Famous Last Words: Why's the GM smiling?
RPG Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough...
RPG Famous last words: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
RPG Famous last words: "The GM won't let us die!"
RPG Player's Last Words: "The DM's an idiot."
RPG Proverb: don't go down innocent looking corridors.
RPG Quote: "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"
RPG Quote: "Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways."
RPG Quote: "But I don't have 30 hit points left. DEAD?!? Oh."
RPG Quote: "Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!"
RPG Quote: "Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure."
RPG Quote: "We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink."
RPG Quote: "We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?"
RPG Quote: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
RPG Quote: "What do you mean I missed with a natural 20?"
RPG Quote: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"
RPG Rule of Thumb: Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
RPG Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
RPG Rule: +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small.
RPG Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
RPG Treasure: +3 Dwarven Thrower - magical hammer that hurls dwarves.
RPG and ICN: another therapy for chaotic and frustrated Nederland.
RPG: An excuse to have arguments with imaginary weapons.
RPI The modem virus you can't erase.
RPI - Really Poor Idea
RPI - Repulsive, Putrid, and Icky!
RPI = (R)eally (P)oor (I)dea
RPI = Rip Off ...
RPI Modems = (R)eally (P)oor (I)dea
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
RPI: From the same company that brought you the Challenger and B-1!!
RPM: Read Programmer's Mind
RPN with it do PROGRAMMERS FOURTH.
RPO: Read and Punch Operator
RPSW: Randomize Program Status Word
RPU: Read character and Print Upsidedown
RR 1.60 P002030: !RRRRRRRrrrrrrrr - RRev up with RoseReader!
RRC: Rotate Random thru Carry
RRR = Tags from "Rock & Roll Racing" game
RRR: Randomly Rotate Register
RRR: Read Record and Run away
RRR: Read Record and Run-away
RRRL: Random Rotate Register Left
RRRR: Random Rotate Register Right
RRSGWSSNK: Round and Round She Goes, Where She Stops, Nobody Knows
RRSTC: Return on Ruby Slippers Triple-Click
RRT - Read Random Tracks (Irish Assembler)
RRT: Record and Rip Tape
RRWARARRHHG!! - Wookie Proverb
RS232...R2D2's first cousin.
RS232C brain with a DIN connector.
RS: Random Slew
RSC: Rewind System Clock
RSD: on Read error Self-Destruct
RSN Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RSN; Real Soon Now
RST: Rewind and Stretch Tape
RSTOM: Read from STore-Only Memory
RT: Reduce Throughput
RTFM Read The [Fine] Manual (or message)
RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual
RTFM Read The Friggin' Manual
RTFM Read The "Fabulous" Manual
RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual
RTFM Read The F(riendly) Manual :-X
RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
RTFM-Read The "Fabulous" Manual
RTFM-unless it's from Chuck Forsberg
RTFM: Responding To Fine Messages.
RTFM: "The Joy of Sex."
RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate.
RTFM: Rounding-up Taglines For Myra.
RTFM: Rounding-up recipes For Myra.
RTFM; Read The Fine/something Manual
RTFM? You've got to be kidding.
RTFM? I can't *LIFT* the thing!
RTFM? I can't even LIFT it!
RTFM? What do I raise the monitor with then?
RTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTMFRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFM
RTFS (Read the F#@% source code).
RTP: Reduce ThroughPut
RTS: Return To Sender
RTS: Rewind Tape and Shred
RU-486, Isn't that the new PC chip developed at Rutgers?
RU-486? RU CRAZY?
RU486: new CPU with modified (R)etry (C)ancel (A)BORT!
RU486DX - Abortion pill with math co-processor.
RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill.
RU4REAL: Are you for real?
RUAG8D8: Are you a great date?
RUBBISH COLLECTORS do it by emptying their sacks.
RUBZ2NT: Are you busy tonight?
RUBZ: Are you busy?
RUDOLPH - Our Deer Departed
RUGBY : One of the few things New Zealanders *can* do....
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with leather balls
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with their hookers.
RULE #2: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
RULE OF ACQUISITION 345: Take the money and run!
RULES: English is the official language.
RULES? There ain't no rules in a knife fi<GOOMPH<
RULES? We don't NEED no stinking RULES!
RUM.INI not found, RASTA.COM not loaded.
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
RUMOR: Windows 95 was originally downloaded from the Borg...
RUMOR: [n] A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs
RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs..
RUMRS2: Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2).
RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp!
RUNNERS do it with vigor
RUNNERS get into more pants
RUNNERS get into more pants.
RUNTIME ERROR Should I walk? (Y/N)...
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
RUNTIME ERROR!!!! SysOp having too much fun...<G>..
RUNTIME ERROR!!!! SysOp having too much fun...<G<..
RUNVUS: Are you envious?
RUSH (noun): Conservative adrenalin.
RUSH IS RIGHT! Well, _almost_ always, but he sure isn't LEFT!
RUSH LIMBAUGH - "You People Are So Lucky that I'm HERE
RUSH LIMBAUGH - E.I.B. (Excellence In Broad-casket)
RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DISGUISE
RUSH LIMBAUGH: An example of why some animals eat their young.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: So conservative he has two rights sides.
RUSH Limbaugh and Dan Quayle in 1996!
RUSH Limbaugh..the only voice of sanity in America today!
RUSH Limbaugh? The only voice of sanity in America today?
RUSH Limbaugh? The only voice of sanity in America today??
RUSH(n): Name for someone who thinks he's always right
RUSH: (R)adically (U)ptight (S)ecret (H)omophobe (Limbaugh)
RUSH: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
RUSSIA: USSAren't
RUSSIAN TENNIS SHOES: IVAN ODOR(l)
RUSSIAN VASECTOMIES by I. Kutchakokoff
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
RUSTY BEDSPRINGS by I. P. Nitely
RVAC: Return from VACation
RWC: ReWind and Crash heads
RWCR: ReWind Card Reader
RWD: ReWind Disk
RWD: Rewind Disk
RWE: Run Without Error
RWF: Read Wrong File
RWT: Read/Write while stretching Tape
R\C Pilots do it by radio control!
R\C Pilots do it with a long antenna..
Ra Ra Ra! Wrap'em up, Wrap'em Up, Egyptian High!
Raaspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!
Rabbit au gratin de gelatine under tooled leather... drool, drool!
Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone.
Rabbit pellets nourish the globe - Joel on seeds
Rabbit stew for dinner...it seems more than one of us can split hares!
Rabbit, phasers are for kids.
Rabbits do it repeatedly.
Rabbits reproduce like taglines.
Rabbits. With big guns. And good aim. - Mike Nelson
Rabbits...With big guns...And good...aim - Mike
Raccoon taught curiosity to the cat... as a joke.
Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!
Race Wheels spelled backwards be Race Wheels.
Race car drivers do it at high speeds.
Race it 'till it breaks, fix it, do it again!
Race you to the raft!
Racers do it with speed.
Racers like to come in first.
Racial characteristics: violently loud alcoholic roughnec
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
Racial pride is alright, unless your a white male, then it's racism.
Racial quotas (are) one of the worst evils of racist regimes.
Racin' better than sex cause you get kissed by the snap on tool girls at
Racin' is better than sex 'cause you get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools
Racin' vs sex .. you get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.
Racin' vs sex .. you're not expected to do it 5 minutes later.
Racing better than sex cause once you're done you're not asked to repeat
Racing fifty yards with a pregnant woman, he'd come in third.
Racing is better than sex... It's no problem to get men to wear helmets.
Racing is better than sex... The faster you are the better it is.
Racing is better than sex... You get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.
Racing is better than sex...cause the faster you are the better it is.
Racing to the Restroom by Willie Makit
Racing vs sex .. it's no problem to get men to wear helmets.
Racing vs sex .. the faster you are the better it is.
Racing vs sex .. you can blame the pit crew for poor performance
Racing: Popular nautical contact sport.
Racism - Random acts of blindness.
Racism hurts everyone.
Racism is just a pigment of the imagination.
Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice.
Racism: Belief in the 100-yard dash.
Racism=Ignorance,Ignorance=Hatred,Hatred=Distruction:Oklahoma City,OK.
Racist (RAY sist) n. 1. Liberal for "I disagree with you on that."
Racist (n): anyone who's winning an argument with liberals.
Racist is Politically Correct. Politically Correct is racist.
Racist leaders live off the fatheads of the land.
Racist, sexist, anti-gay, born again bigots, go away.
Racist: Someone who argues with a liberal.
Racketeering: Dennis Court
Racoon Boy - Tom on cheesy gibbon makeup
Racquetball players DO IT with blue balls.
Racquetball players do it off the wall.
Racuna ON,racuna ONA,ONO je greska u racunu.
Radar about to be jammed! - Barf
Radar about to be...JAMMED!!
Radar repaired sir. We're picking up the outline of a... Winabego?
Radar will decide who sleeps with whom. - Col. Henry Blake
Radar, can you be twice as scared? - Col. Potter
Radar, stop working yourself into a froth over nothing. - Hawkeye
Radar, watch the road. I'll do the smelling. - Hawkeye
Radar, why are you waking my feet? - Hawkeye
Radar, you're talking in our sleep. - Trapper
Radar, you've got class coming out of each belly button. - Hawkeye
Radar: ECHO) ECHO)) ECHO))) ECHO)))) ECHO)))))
Radar? For a Dragon? Why?
Radar? Who's he? He who? (whom, you idiot!)
Radi bolje ako ga ukljucis.
Radiating from the dark side of Mongol...
Radiation leak already at terminal level. - Link
Radiator Shop: The best place in town to take a leak.
Radical meanies, reactionary meanies Thank God for liberals.
Radical right family values are hatred and bigotry
Radical: A conservative out of a job.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Radical: anyone whose opinion differs from mine.
Radically taken out of context in order to use tagline.
Radio 98RDU We got a fax!; _AND_ a photocopier!!
Radio Engineers do it till it MegaHertz.
Radio Engineers do it with Frequency.
Radio KALI -- All Thuggee, all the time.
Radio KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
Radio Shack--Yesterday's technology tommorow!
Radio WYMI: The all-philosophy radio station.
Radio amateurs DO IT with two meters.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Radio control is cooool, heh heh heh heh
Radio engineers DO IT with frequency.
Radio is a broken TV set.
Radio men do it with frequency until it Hertz.
Radio newscasters do it every hour.
Radio playing our favorite song.
Radio talk show hosts do it with a microphone.
Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling - Rush Limbaugh
Radio/Broadcasting Students do it till it Mega-Hertz!
Radioactive Giant Space Hamster.
Radioactive Halibut makes great fission chips!
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lifes
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives.
Radioactive halibut makes fission chips.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Radioactive: individual who can't work without music.
Radioactivecats are very, very HOT!
Radioactivity Fades Your Genes.
Radiocasters do it in the air.
Radiodling: Singing along with your car radio.
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio.
Radiolimbo: long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio.
Radiologist - a doctor with an interest in radios.
Radiologists can see right through you.
Radiologists do it with high frequency.
Radiology appointments are always catch as CAT scan.
Radios will fail as soon as you need air support...
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. - Murphy's LoC
Radishes make me burp! - Tom
Raditi raditi i samo raditi a onda crci!
Radovane, Radovane, zemlja ti se radovala!
Raduje me vrlo prerezano grlo
Rael, Imperial Aerosol Kid.
Raffi raffi bo baffi bananamana mo maffi fe fi fo faffi RAFFI!!!
Rafters DO IT with long, hard strokes.
Rafters do it in holes.
Rag doll, baby wont you do me/like you've done before
Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off.
Rage unfocused is Rage lost. -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Rage. Rage! RAGE!!! -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
Raging Hormones are LEGAL defense for woman to murder.
Rail conductors do it with a punch.
Rails - - NOT Trails
Railway crossing accident; GM versus Ford. Score: GM 1, Ford 0.
Railway crossing are *OBVIOUSLY* No Parking Zones!!!
Railway crossings are *OBVIOUSLY* No Parking Zones!
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
Rain gives dead people something to gripe about.
Rain is caused by moist air and weekends.
Rain is just God peeing on you.
Rain sucks! huh huh huh
Rain! Burt Lancaster
Rain: The gods are washing their windows.
Rainbow Surfin...on the Rainbow Connection!!!
Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals and a plethora of tourists.
Raining Cats and Dogs is better than hailing Taxis!
Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down.
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
Raise Shields - What shields?
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Raise ducks for quack profit.
Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.
Raise nae mair deils than ye're able to lay.- Old Scot Sayin
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress
Raise taxes $400, why that's only 2 of my haircuts!
Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans.
Raise your IQ: eat gifted children.
Raise your glass for the comrades we've lost.
Raisin: A worried grape.
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist
Raising Kids Is Like Trying To Heard Cats.
Raising Kids is like herding cats
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Raising children is like herding cats.
Raising children is like nailing a poached egg to a tree!
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Raising pet electric eels has lots of current popularity.
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current pop
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
Raisins: prunes on steroids.
Raisins: prunes for midgets.
Rajske zmije, u svoju odbranu, jos uvek cute?
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Ralph Kramden uses Norton Utilities.
Ralph Snart for President!
Ralph is ralphing! - Tom
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough. --Bart Simpson.
Ram disk is NOT an install function.
Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day
Ram's Bladder Cup. Now, what sort of confectionery is that?
Ramble on.....
Rambling Violation Detected! GAG.COM not found! Motor Mouth Halted!
Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this!<BANG><BANG><BANG>
Rambos have their brains in their barrels.
Ramdrive mated with a ewedrive -< lambdrive.
Rameses Niblick III, Ker-plunk, Ker-plunk, Whoops Where's My Thribble?
Ramirez was an effete snob. - The Kurgan
Ramirez's blade didn't cut deep enough. - Connor MacLeod
Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party
Rampant phone call action! - Mike
Rampart how do you read? Uh, never got past 3d grade -Tom
Ran out of recipes: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Ran out of sick days..so I'm calling in dead.
Ran out of taglines: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.
Rancor Collections Inc.: "You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE."
Rancor in a box: Insert lightsaber for 10 character points.
Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg.
Randist: It's your choice whether the glass is empty or full.
Random = Uncategorized Tags
Random Access Memory (RAM) - When it feels like it
Random Number Seed - enter any 12-digit prime number to start game.
Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.
Random answers are my specialty!
Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb blonde looks: Free
Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free
Random car directing! - Tom
Random dropouts courtesy of TELECOM AUSTRALIA.
Random is as random does.
Random numbers are too important to be left to chance.
Random order = oxymoron
Random order is an oxymoron.
Random tagline deleted, 'cause it was dirty!
Random tagline made up so as not to get kicked off the echo.
Random thought...okay, I'm done.
Random: deterministic in a way I can't determine.
Randy Ever wonder what the other 0.56% of Ivory soap is?
Randy Stonehill on espresso: "Out on the Wired Frontier."
Randy only uses Blue Wave on days that end with a "Y".
Randy's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired for about $20.00!
Randy's one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar*
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
Rangers won the Cup - someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
Ranked in accordance with Winslow Tagline Rate-O-Meter(tm).
Ranma 1/2 Song - "I'm half the man I used to be..."
Ranma and Akane went up the hill, to fetch a pail ofYEA RIGHT
Ranma and I are of one mind and one body! - Pig-Tailed Gi
Ranma of Borg has this uncanny ability to change to a human...
Ransom demand will be met. Just return the coffee pot.
Rap .. the Special Olympics of music.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron...
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
Rap Music is a contradiction in terms.
Rap _IS_ music ... bad music.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to music as the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art !!!!
Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine.
Rap is to music what Windows 3.1 is to operating systems
Rap is to music what traffic court is to justice.
Rap is to music, as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to white people what muzak is to black people.
Rap makes me miss disco
Rap music = oxymoron
Rap music is Oxymoron
Rap music is an oxymoron. Anyone listening to it is just a Moron.
Rap music, yet another oxymoron.
Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popcorn popper.
Rap!?! I thought we were talking about MUSIC.
Rap: bad poetry put to a continous drum solo.
Rape *decreased* by 33%, from 1973-1988.
Rape is unwanted sex----Men can be raped!
Rape no good Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down
Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
Rape, loot, pillage, burn, but all in moderation....
Rapier fighters DO IT with longer thrusts.
Rapist: A man who has the sexual morals of a woman.
Raptor * And you thought you were tough!
Raptor: Bird of prey.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
Rare Book: One that comes back after you've lent it.
Rare crunchy British dragons are made from aluminum foil.
Rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place. <E. Jong>
Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
Rarity: A politician who thinks you should keep your own money.
Rash of Cow Tipping Baffles Police
Raspberry jam found on CD-ROM discs. Delete children (Y/N) ?
Raspberry! There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!
Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!
Raspituju se kod seljaka gde ima fazana.
Rasputin and my wife are lovers, said Nicholas bizarrely.
Rasta - the Michelangelo of deviant behavior.
Rasta doesn't bite <chomp> Ok, so he lies too!
Rasta is programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
Rasta's Ladies' Shavers: I liked the legs so much, I bought the company!
Rasta's Lick-A-Chick Moustache Rides - $ 10.00 a crack!
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Check out our value combo's.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Drive through service available.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Where our secret sauce isn't a secret for long.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: You stroke it, we poke it.
Rasta's Sexual Healing Center: Your Satisfaction or your virginity back.
Rasta's my sweetie and he always has my pillow fluffed-Ms. Sleepwalker
Rasta, have you been sniffing the Ganja again?
Rasta- I have something to say; got a few hours?
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit!
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this ****.
Rastafarianism: (def) Let's smoke this s**t?
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up that shit and smoke it
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t!
Rat Patrol. In color - Tom on desert scene
Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Rat je mir, Sloboda je ropstvo, Neznanje je moc = 1984
Rat. Tat. Tat. Tat. - Tom boredly as gun shoots
Rated G=Guns, Rated PG=Plenty of Guns, Rated PG-13=More than 12 guns...
Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists...
Rated PG-13 for its graphic description of reality.
Rather be roadkill than listen to this - Tom as squirrel
Rather have a bottle in fronta me than have to have a frontal lobotomy
Rather have a dragon or a virgin on call?
Rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. - H Thoreau
Rather than men in my life, I prefer life in my men.-Mae West
Ratio omnia vincit (perhaps)
Ration government, not medicine!
Rational information in arguments not permitted here.
Rats drown in Wordstar
Rats have rights!
Rats live on no evil star.
Rats! *NARF* We're not rats! - Pinky
Rats! I had another thought but it died of loneliness!
Rats! The cat got my mouse!
Rats! *NARF* We're not rats! - Pinky
Rats! I had another thought but it died of loneliness!
Rats! My fiwer must have slipped
Rats!! I woke up!! I swear this happens to me everyday. Garfield
Rats. I can't tell my gum from my silly putty. - Calvin
Rats...you recognized the line...
Rats: mice with extremely bad attitudes.
Rats? I don't recommend them. - Louis - Interview...
Ratta tat tat, Never hesitate to put a nigga on his back
Rattlesnakes refuse to bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Rattlesnakes won't bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Ravage, Pillage, Plunder, maim and put big hickeys on the fair damsels
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Raw Data: A naked android.
Raw Data: A naked android.
Raw uranium gives you atomic ache
Ray Charles is outta sight!
Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby
Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
Ray Oliver has been caught cheating on recipes again.
Ray Oliver has been caught cheating on taglines again.
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon.
Ray, giving the Dirty Pair the Wave Motion Cannon was a BAD idea.
Ray, take care of this!
Ray-tracing: What you see is based on how long you wait.
Rayban:Not a pair of sunglasses but a directive from the DS9 moderator
Rayburn's Rule: If you want to get along, go along.
Rayce, The Choice Of ParaMoGnuMorph Generation
Raymond Burr the Maine.
Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided
Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided.
Re - Bobbitt: Imagine being the person who actually found *it*?
Re-elect Clinton-Gore, and their husbands.
Re-elect Jimmy Carter! The best President Panama ever had.
Re-establish the Bear Flag Republic!
Re-organization implies an existing 'organization'.....
Re: *Some Fave* Tags 1/3
Re: Babylon 5 Taglines 2/2
Re:Quayle I will not trade pants with others.
RePentium: The replacement chip for the Pentium
Reach Amarillo by morning...
Reach out & GREP someone!
Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!!
Reach out an touch some lesbians!
Reach out and GRAB someone!
Reach out and crush someone. We're the Phone Company.
Reach out and grep someone.
Reach out and offend someone!
Reach out and touch a lesbian!
Reach out and touch someone - just be careful where.
Reach out and touch someone and you'll get your face slapped.
Reach out and touch someone, just be careful where you touch her!
Reach out with the Force... reach out and touch someone! - AT&T Kenobi
Reach out your hands, I'm just a step away.
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Reach up as far as you can & God will reach down the rest of the way.
Reached beer d/l limit must u/l now
Reached beer d/l limit must u/l now.
Reached coffee d/l limit must u/l now
Reached, surpassed, the level of my own incompetance.
Reaction level's much too high / I can do without the stimuli
Reactor closed. Gone fission.
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton.
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Read "The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh" - by A.A. Gates.
Read "The Book Of Dzyan" for new insights into theosophy.
Read "The Book Of Eibon" for new insights in paleontology.
Read "The Pnakotic Manuscripts" for lost histories.
Read "The R'lyeh Text" for new insights into theology.
Read "The Revelations Of Glaaki" to learn true pragmatism.
Read 'em and weep.
Read *my* lips: NO TAXES.
Read Chapter 1. Quiz on Monday!
Read Ludvig Prin's "De Vermis Mysteriis" to learn of life and death.
Read My Lips! No New recipes.
Read Von Juntz's "Unausprechlichen Kulten" for interesting philosophy.
Read WHAT docs?????????
Read Widely - Think Critically - Speak with Wisdom
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman!
Read all you want...I'll write more!
Read any good T-shirts lately?
Read any good haiku lately?
Read any good recipes lately?
Read any good taglines lately?
Read any good taglines recently?
Read backwards for hidden Satanic messages.
Read books : There is no tax on it as of now!
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Read enclosed instructions carefully prior to opening.
Read health books with care - you might die of a misprint.
Read me doctor memory!
Read message backwards for Satan's instructions!
Read message backwards for Satanic worship instructions.
Read messages, not recipes.
Read messages, not taglines.
Read my LISP--no new syntaxes.
Read my beak: 'no more birds!'
Read my chips. No New Upgrades!
Read my code: no new features!
Read my lips - no new taxes. --Gorge Bu$h.
Read my lips -- no new taxes. - Gorge Bu$h
Read my lips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
Read my lips: NO NEW WINDOWS !!!!
Read my lips: Know new taxes!
Read my lipsNo more cows, man.
Read my quips! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my quips!! NO NUDE TEXANS!
Read my quips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my quips!! NO NEW recipeS TAXES!
Read newspapers - an informed citizen panics more intelligently.
Read the "Cthaat Aquadingen" to understand the Esoteric Order Of Dagon
Read the .DOCs...why?Quicker results 2 phone author@home!
Read the Bantam book. Buy the drink glass - Mike
Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
Read the FL Singles daily....Everyone needs a Brain Laxative.
Read the Natops! Wow, what a radical concept.
Read the Taglines forget the messages!
Read the best books first, or you may not be able to read them all.
Read the book "Anti-Gravity." I couldn't put it down!
Read the docs! Read the docs! Read the docs! Read the docs!
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept!
Read the docs? Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs?! Wow, I never thought of that <giggle>.
Read the docs?!? What an unusual concept -- and whatever on earth for?
Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Read the docs?wow, radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the instructions? Why? It seems to be working fi
Read the manual before entering cave - You might get killed otherwise.
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Read the manual? Why, whatever for?
Read the manual??! Do I look like a sissy to you?
Read the next message STUPID....!
Read the recipesforget the messages!
Read the screen, student, read the screen!
Read this Ho-Jon {wink} I think you'll find it more to yer likin
Read this tagline or we'll shoot this dog.
Read this tagline, or we shoot this dog.
Read to diffcult are sentences not the order in words with.
Read to your children.
Read what I WROTE, not what you THINK I wrote.
Read what I mean, not what I write.
Read your newspaper an informed citizen panics more intelligently.
Read! Post! Reply! Netmail! FLAME!!! *TOING!!!!!*
Read. You may learn someting!!!
ReadRoom door, catching phone lines on fire near you!
Reader not found - please notify tagline.
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
Reader not found... please notify tagline.
Reader not found..., please notify recipe.
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
Reader signature is fully configurable.
Readers are the best publicity for a book.
Readers beware, I don't know what I'm saying.
Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.
Readers of the lost .ARC
Readhead's mating call-ALL THE BLONDES HAVE GONE HOME!
Reading Heinlein, Floyd listening. It don't get better!
Reading begets Reading
Reading from an empty disk
Reading from an empty/blank/unformatted disk.
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. - Hobbes
Reading is for the mind what excerise is for the body.
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Am
Reading recipes has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.
Reading taglines makes you stupid.
Reading takes time. It's FUNNER on RIME.
Reading that stuff made me dizzy...
Reading the small print is education; not reading it is e
Reading the works of J.R.R. Tolkien is hobbit-forming
Reading the works of Tolkien is hobbit-forming.
Reading this drivel is enough to make ANYONE swear!
Reading this posting obligates you to concur with all opinions therein.
Reading this tagline violates the ECPA of 1986.
Reading this tagline will hypnotize you into submission.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Reading with your eyes closed may help you understand.
Reading your cleavage, now - Crow leers to girl reporter
Reading, Writing, and the Buying of Books. What else is there???
Reading, writing. Who cares about arithmetic?
Readjust your CRT so that the focus is just slightly off
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.
Ready for San Francisco, Mr. Whalen? - Picard
Ready for refueling. Over - Tom to Crow
Ready kafka.
Ready on the right? Ready on the left? Firers, scan your lane...
Ready or not, here we exist.
Ready or not, springhead, here I come!
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Ready to link up with the space ship Sausage - Tom
Ready when you are, C.F. - TV's Frank to Dr. Forrester
Ready when you are. --Franklin.
Ready...Set...: Sadie Word
Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.
Reagan Rich,Lots to Eat.Hungry Kids,their bed the street.
Reagan Sold Us To The Japanese; Bush Threw Up At Their Table????
Reagan and Bush did the work of 3 men... Moe, Larry, & Curly.
Reagan could phone it in and STILL do better than Bill
Reagan displays abysmal ignorance about current events.-Sam Donaldson
Reagan forgot to take his senility tests.
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
Reagan is the most breathtaking new thinker around.-Newt
Reagan library burned! Both books destroyed! Crayons saved ,though.
Reagan of Borg: Well, Sam, Ollie's going to assimilate you.
Reagan was the answer? Now what was the stupid question?
Reagan's faith: massive deficits are simply going to vanish.-Stockman
Reagan/Bush: Economic prosperity that only cost $10,000,000 a second!
Reagan: He's not the president, but he once played one on TV.
Reaganomics works! Just ask any millionaire.
Real .. frontier medicine! - Bashir.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building
Real Daleks don't climb stairs. They level the building!
Real Democrat: Person who knows Vietnam and Korea were wars.
Real Democrat: Person who pays the share holders.
Real Democrat: The one who shags bullets during a war.
Real Democrat? Ask G.Gordon Liddy.
Real Family Values -- with liberty and justice for all.
Real Friends don't let Friends use Blue Wave!
Real Life Tip #8: Stay away from the brown acid.
Real Love is the mellowed product of time. -Scott Cunningham
Real Mathematicians do Mandlebrots with pen & abacus.
Real Men Don't Need Instructions
Real Men don't get older. They just date younger women.
Real Men don't play DOOM'S GodMode.
Real Men don't play in Doom's GodMode.
Real Men don't use Doom's Very Happy Ammo Mode.
Real Men program in >solder<!
Real Men program in <solder<!
Real Men use BASIC. C is for Unix.
Real Men use RAM drives!
Real Men... Never Set their Phasers to Stun!!
Real Newspaper Headline: BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
Real Newspaper Headline: Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Real Newspaper Headline: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
Real Newspaper Headline: Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Real Newspaper Headline: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
Real Newspaper Headline: Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Real Newspaper Headline: ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE.
Real Newspaper Headline: ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
Real Newspaper Headline: EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
Real Newspaper Headline: Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Real Newspaper Headline: IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
Real Newspaper Headline: JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
Real Newspaper Headline: Kids make Nutritious Snacks
Real Newspaper Headline: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Real Newspaper Headline: MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
Real Newspaper Headline: Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Real Newspaper Headline: Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Real Newspaper Headline: New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Gr
Real Newspaper Headline: New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
Real Newspaper Headline: Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Real Newspaper Headline: PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
Real Newspaper Headline: POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
Real Newspaper Headline: PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
Real Newspaper Headline: Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Real Newspaper Headline: SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
Real Newspaper Headline: STUD TIRES OUT
Real Newspaper Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Train
Real Newspaper Headline: Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Real Newspaper Headline: TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Real Newspaper Headline: WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
Real Pilots enjoy NDB approaches to minimums!
Real Programmers Collect Lint.
Real Programmers DO IT in assembly.
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
Real Programmers Don't Write Games.
Real Programmers Lick Nine-Volt Batteries
Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's.
Real Programmers call bugs "undocumented features"
Real Programmers do List Processing in FORTRAN.
Real Programmers do it in Z80 Assembly! in under 64K.
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Real Programmers don't do Windows
Real Programmers don't eat Cache!
Real Programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
Real Programmers like vending-machine popcorn.
Real Programmers live on Coffee and Cigarettes!
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers use "Copy Con Filename.exe"
Real Programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real Programmers use Copy Con Filename.exe
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real Programmers use Patch Cords!
Real Roleplayers play Call of Cthulhu.
Real Soon Now
Real SysOps actually have a personality.
Real SysOps are always on the brink of divorce.
Real SysOps are suprised when they receive donations.
Real SysOps aren't hypocrites.
Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards.
Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month.
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Real SysOps don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'.
Real SysOps hate 2400 baud transmission.
Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself a 'future SysOp.'
Real SysOps have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have 9600 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have a batch file for EVERYTHING.
Real SysOps have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!)
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.
Real SysOps have a room specifically for their BBS.
Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed.
Real SysOps have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.'
Real SysOps keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Real SysOps know that 'phone' is spelled with 'ph' and 'fun' with 'f'.
Real SysOps offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
Real SysOps only need $500 a week to live.
Real SysOps put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Real SysOps turn off the ringer on their telephone.
Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
Real Sysops DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real Sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real Sysops answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems.
Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real Sysops avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real Sysops disconnect the speakers.
Real Sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real Sysops don't leave mail to Users begging them to post.
Real Sysops don't need <yawn> sleep...
Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real Sysops don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real Sysops eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Real Sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real Sysops hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Real Sysops have 14400 or 28800 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have VGA systems.
Real Sysops have a clock card.
Real Sysops have a real computer such as a 386, 486 or an Pentium.
Real Sysops have a second computer to test for Viruses.
Real Sysops have only 3 files in their root directory.
Real Sysops know how to spell.
Real Sysops know the difference between a new User and a loser.
Real Sysops make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Real Sysops rarely have any money to improve their systems.
Real Sysops try to help the new Users; not cut them down.
Real Sysops turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse Tag-X Pro!
Real Terror: A klingon liberal pit-bull with PMS on drugs named Hillary.
Real Trekies use WordStar?
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
Real Users know your home telephone number.
Real Users never use the Help key.
Real are the dreams of Gods. - Keats
Real captains don't need hair.
Real change takes real time.
Real christians don't have moccasins. They have real sins.
Real computer users do it on the command line.
Real computer users used core!
Real computers don't eat cache.
Real cross stitchers floss every day.
Real dogs have no tails!
Real environmentalists eat road kill.
Real estate brokers do it for a commission.
Real estate brokers do it on the ground.
Real estate people know all the prime spots.
Real fun is bungie jumping off the edge of insanity!
Real funny Data! Now DELETE WINDOWS!
Real funny Scotty. Now, beam my clothes down here.
Real hackers never make typso.
Real hackers use an axe!
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real hams are just naturally salty
Real hams are radioactive.
Real is something that happens to you.
Real is what we percieve - feelings are facts! (Peters & Austin)
Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. --CONFUCIUS.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance. - Confucius
Real knowledge is to know the extent of your ignorance.
Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.
Real life is for people who can't handle BBSing.
Real life isn't like this.
Real life just isn't like this!
Real life? This IS real life.
Real live christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days..
Real love means not having to say: I infected you.
Real love stories never have endings.
Real mathies are a subset of complex mathies.
Real men *do* cry in real time and real space.
Real men are pro-choice.
Real men aren't mama's boys.
Real men aren't pro-choice.
Real men buy flowers for no reason, other than to make the woman happy
Real men do sex.
Real men don't abuse children.
Real men don't beat children.
Real men don't beat women.
Real men don't bus children.
Real men don't drink and drive.
Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
Real men don't eat children.
Real men don't eat men.
Real men don't eat quich! (Unless they eat the pan too)
Real men don't eat quiche and dispise gender feminizts.
Real men don't eat quiche and they despise gender feminists.
Real men don't get cut off. Know what I mean, Mr. Bobbitt?
Real men don't have floppies.
Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Real men don't need to hate anybody.
Real men don't set for Stun!!
Real men don't set for stun!
Real men don't set for stun.
Real men don't set their phasers on stun!
Real men don't sexually harass.
Real men don't sexually harrass.
Real men don't snort mayonnaise.
Real men don't think of women as sex objects.
Real men don't use corny pick-up lines.
Real men don't use debuggers....
Real men don't use thesauruses
Real men don't use thesauruses.
Real men go dancing.
Real men have a KNEAD too...
Real men know how to please a woman.
Real men know how to satisfy a woman.
Real men never need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Real men only need 3 downs.
Real men play hockey.
Real men put the toilet seat back down!
Real men respect women.
Real men use CHAINSAWS!!
Real men use EDLIN to create Windows apps...
Real men use Windows!
Real men watch hockey.
Real men wear Leather ('cause chiffon wrinkles!!)
Real men wear leather - chiffon wrinkles.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real men write self-modifying code.
Real name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? Truth in
Real nice art direction! - Mike on sleazy liquor store
Real night mare...dreamed of my wife..horrible !
Real old movie Truth: Guns never run out of bullets.
Real penguins don't eat squid eyeballsthey eat quiche. - Opus
Real pilots use marked checklists..
Real poetry doesn't say anything--Jim Morrison
Real power comes out of wall outlets.
Real processors don't have segments
Real processors don't have segments.
Real programers copy con program.exe.
Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications.
Real programmer's type: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers aren't.
Real programmers can't do code while wearing a tie!
Real programmers confuse Christmas & Halloween: DEC 25=OCT 31
Real programmers confuse DECember 25 and OCTober 31
Real programmers confuse xmas & Halloween: DEC25=OCT31
Real programmers design the microprocessor directly for the program.
Real programmers do all their DTP work in DEBUG.
Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
Real programmers don't compile.. they just COPY CON OS_2.ZIP
Real programmers don't have floppy disks.
Real programmers don't need MBA's.
Real programmers don't need an OS.
Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]
Real programmers don't write code, they give birth to it.
Real programmers don't write games, they play them.
Real programmers don't write tirades.
Real programmers fit it into a single segment.
Real programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
Real programmers ignore schedules.
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real programmers load 100kb bootstraps from memory.
Real programmers make someone else do it.
Real programmers memorise bios call lists
Real programmers practice safe HEX
Real programmers practice safe HEX (and use Trojans).
Real programmers practice safe hex.
Real programmers snort Taster's Choice.
Real programmers start with COPY CON PROGRAM.ZIP
Real programmers use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE".
Real programmers use "cat < a.out".
Real programmers use "copy con program.exe"
Real programmers use COPY CON MYPROG.ARJ.
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGNAME.EXE
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.ZIP
Real programmers use COPY CON: PROGNAME.EXE
Real programmers use EDLIN!
Real programmers use MASM PROGRAM.ASM
Real programmers use Patch Wires!
Real programmers use TCC PROGRAM.CPP...error...error...er\COMM
Real programmers use TCC PROGRAM.CPP...error...error...error..
Real programmers use magnets.
Real programmers use punched cards.
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers write in machine code
Real programmers write programs in 4K.
Real programmers wrote game theory.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Real prorgammers use DEBUG $ €|E¥!!!
Real prorgammers use DEBUG < PROGRAM.HEX
Real radios glow in the dark .. Use tubes !!
Real radios glow in the dark!
Real recipe Power Users Abuse JH!
Real rejection - your imaginary friends ignore you.
Real roleplayers cast Control Cthulhu!
Real roleplayers play Call of Cthulhu.
Real starship captains don't need hair.
Real superusers don't eat chache.
Real sysops ONLY allows Z-modem for file transfers
Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
Real sysops cut the line between the pc speaker and the computer.
Real sysops don't TOUCH Zoom Modems
Real sysops don't use ALLANSI.ZIP
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real trekkies work out at the "He's Dead Gym".
Real users don't read documentation.
Real wealth can only increase. - R Buckminster Fuller
Real wealth is the kind that can only increase.
Real women always find someone to blame.
Real women are on MY right.
Real women breathe through their noses.
Real women cook for their man.
Real women do it on a Solo-Flex.
Real women do not deflate when you bite them.
Real women don't ask directions. They know what to do.
Real women don't belong to N.O.W.
Real women don't belong to NOW!
Real women don't deflate when you bite their ears...
Real women don't deflate when you bite them.
Real women don't deflate when you bite them. Well, not as much.
Real women don't deflate when you bite them...
Real women don't deflate when you nibble on their ears.
Real women don't get hot flashes .. they get POWER SURGES.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Real women know a fool and his money when they see one.
Real women know how to blame anything on anybody.
Real women know how to please a man.
Real women let the man get the door.
Real women let the man open the door.
Real women pay for the drinks half the time.
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
Real_programmers_don't_use_spaces.
Reality (n.): Where the pizza dude comes from.
Reality *is* ViRTuaL!
Reality - I only go as a tourist!
Reality - Where no man has gone before - Brochures available here
Reality - a fantasy that went dreadfully wrong.
Reality - like truth - is such a slippery thing. <Myra>
Reality - like truth - seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
Reality - only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality - the ultimate illusion.
Reality - what a concept!
Reality Calling. Will you accept the charges?
Reality Captioned for the Doublespeak Impaired.
Reality Check - >pinch< - OUCH! Yep, Reality Confirmed...
Reality Check: [E\........F] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality Error in progressDo not adjust your penguin.
Reality Failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid
Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmph! Thought so...
Reality Overload Warning! Escape to Star Trek (Y/n)?
Reality V1.1 still in beta testing.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Reality can't be beaten ... no matter how imaginative.
Reality can't be beaten ... only denied.
Reality causes stress to BBSers and other living things.
Reality check bounced when I tried to make a withdrawal!
Reality check just bounced, Must have come from Congress.
Reality check! >click< NO CARRIER
Reality check<click> #$%#$ NO CARRIER
Reality check. Nope, none here. Its safe.
Reality check... <click> #$%#$ NO CARRIER
Reality check...[F]ail, [R]etry, [A]bort, [G]et another beer?
Reality check: what Clinton's legal defense fund should be written on.
Reality checks pay interest.
Reality continues to ruin my life - Calvin
Reality corrupted! Reboot universe (Y/N)?
Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
Reality crept in and I nailed it for trespassing!
Reality crept in, BUT I nailed it for Trespassing...
Reality crept in. I nailed it for trespassing.
Reality crept in. I nailed it for tresspassing.
Reality crept in. I shot it for trespassing.
Reality crept in... I nailed it for tresspassing.
Reality depends on the book I am currently reading.
Reality depends on the book I am currently reading. * Jonathan Lang
Reality depends on the book I am currently reading."
Reality depends on which book I am currently reading.
Reality depends on who I am currently feeling.
Reality does not exist - yet.
Reality does not exist -- yet.
Reality down for maintenance work, full service will resume shortly.
Reality during December: Kill a tree for Christ.
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
Reality has been banned from this echo until further notice.
Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
Reality has been confined to this area until further notice
Reality has been found to be dangerous to your health.
Reality has been suspended until further notice.
Reality has limits; stupidity has none. - N. Bonaparte
Reality has no inside, outside, or middle part. <Bodhidharma>
Reality has taken precedence over virtuality!
Reality in small doses is OK. But as a lifestyle it is too confining.
Reality is OK. Just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is a collective hunch!
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is a constant intrusion on my life!!
Reality is a cop-out for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
Reality is a crutch for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle Unix.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle buttons
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle science f
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't read science fiction.
Reality is a crutch for people who cannot deal with ImagiNet!
Reality is a crutch for people who cannot face up to quantum physics.
Reality is a crutch for those that can't work a Holodeck.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Chocolate.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Quantum Leap!
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Star Trek
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle fantasy.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle sci fi
Reality is a crutch for those who can't work a holodeck.
Reality is a crutch for those who cannot handle fantasy.
Reality is a crutch for those who don't have a firm grip on fantasy.
Reality is a dangerous concept.
Reality is a delusion brought about from lack of mead.
Reality is a fictitious concept I find aesthetically appealing
Reality is a figment of *your* imagination, leave me out!
Reality is a figment of my imagination.
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
Reality is a great concept, but where will you ever find beta testers?
Reality is a great concept, where will you ever find beta testers?
Reality is a highly over-rated experience.
Reality is a hoax!
Reality is a hypothesis.
Reality is a mass hallucination.
Reality is a matter of your point of view.
Reality is a much bigger concept than I thought.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Reality is a part of fantasy, only more so.
Reality is a place where bad things could happen.
Reality is a product of a deranged imagination!
Reality is a virtual illusion.
Reality is all a point of view.
Reality is already TOO virtual.
Reality is an allusion created by Marvel Comics
Reality is an illusion brought on by prolonged sobriety.
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of drugs.
Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of beer.
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency
Reality is an illusion created by... you and I.
Reality is an illusion produced by Valium deficiency.
Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
Reality is an illusion.
Reality is an obstacle of halucination.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Reality is as reality does. -Maelstrom
Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth? -- Patrick Sky
Reality is blinking again...call for repairs.
Reality is for people that are out of touch with COMICS.
Reality is for people who can not handle computers.
Reality is for people who can't cope with science fiction.
Reality is for people who can't cope with their drugs.
Reality is for people who can't deal with drugs.
Reality is for people who can't face MUDs.
Reality is for people who can't face Science Fiction
Reality is for people who can't face Star Trek!
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't face fantasy.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is for people who can't find the coffee pot at 3:00am
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
Reality is for people who can't handle DOS
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
Reality is for people who can't handle Twin Peaks.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs!
Reality is for people who just can't handle chocolate.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
Reality is for pwople who can't handle drugs.
Reality is for those people who have no grasp of fantasy.
Reality is for those people who have too tight a grip for fantasy.
Reality is for those that can't handle drugs.
Reality is for those too stupid to program holodecks.
Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
Reality is for those who can't handle Cthulhu.
Reality is for those who can't handle Cthulu
Reality is for those who can't handle Science Fiction
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.
Reality is for those who can't handle wealth.
Reality is for those who can't take their Science Fiction straight.
Reality is for those with no imagination.
Reality is for when the DM kills your characters one too many times.
Reality is for wimps!
Reality is frequently inaccurate
Reality is frequently inaccurate.
Reality is good for you. in small doses.
Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity. -- Alvy Ray Smith
Reality is just a figment of your deranged imagination
Reality is just a poor excuse for not following your dreams.
Reality is just a transfer gate away
Reality is just another illusion.
Reality is just for those who can't handle DOOM.
Reality is merely a demented concept.
Reality is not a constant.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and eat your dinosaur.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur
Reality is not a constant. Shut up & finish your dinosaur.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
Reality is not always probable, or even likely
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Reality is not only nonexistant, it's unconstitutional, as well!
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality is often inaccurate.
Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is ok, just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is okay - I just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is only a hypothesis.
Reality is only a state of mind.
Reality is only fantasy gone stale.
Reality is rather boring.
Reality is really the only obstacle to happiness.
Reality is relative, but Relativity is real.
Reality is so hard to explain.... - Joe Walsh
Reality is something that occupies time between dreams.
Reality is something you must always rise above.
Reality is something you rise above
Reality is something you rise above.
Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on.
Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
Reality is the leading cause of stress.
Reality is the opiate of the people
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Reality is too important to be taken seriously.
Reality is too much of a bad thing.
Reality is useful: It occupies time between fantasies.
Reality is weirder than you know,
Reality is what one perceives is to be. No more no less.
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Reality is what you can get away with.
Reality is what you make it.
Reality is when it happens to you.
Reality is. Fantasy is what we want reality to be.
Reality isn't -- yet.
Reality isn't important. It's Perception that counts.
Reality not found...change Universe and press any key
Reality on your part doesn't constitute reality on mine"
Reality programming: Sax and violins on TV.
Reality returned, and tried to pretend that it had never left.
Reality seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
Reality seems to be such a slippery thing..
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality slap number 999999 coming up.
Reality stems from the line printer.
Reality sucks.
Reality sure has unknown dimensions.
Reality sure is big!
Reality sux. It's the only thing it's good for!
Reality used to be a friend of mine... - PM Dawn (Reality)
Reality' is always plural and mutable
Reality's a crutch for those who can't do science fiction.
Reality's failure rate is similar to other barrier contaceptives.
Reality's just outside my front door? Slam, click, lock, snap!
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
Reality, a fantasy gone wrong, dreadfully wrong!!!
Reality, n.: A 5.56mm, 55 grain FMJ traveling at 3,25O feet per second.
Reality, n: a 55gr FMJ traveling at 3,25O fps.
Reality, the ultimate illusion.
Reality, whaddya mean *reality*? ... I'm not here for *THAT*!!
Reality--just a crutch for those who can't handle Science Fiction!
Reality--what a concept!
Reality-O-Meter: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-meter: Empty[\.....]Full
Reality-meter: Empty[\...]Full
Reality-o-meter! [\......] Hmph, thought so...
Reality-o-meter: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-ometer: [......../] !@#$%^& thing's busted again!
Reality-ometer: [......../] Really?
Reality-ometer: [......../] Very, very good!
Reality-ometer: [E\....F] Just as I suspected!
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! I thought so...
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so.
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-ometer: - E[\..]F - Hmmph! Thought so
Reality-ometer: - F[......../]E - Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-ometer: Low[\........]High Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-ometer: [......../] .....eeeee-YES!
Reality-ometer: [E\...F] Just as I suspected!
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality-ometer: [\...|.../] UH - oh...!
Reality.Sys Corrupted -- Reboot Universe? (Y/n/q)
Reality.Sys Corrupted! Reboot Universe? (Y/n/q)
Reality.Sys corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Reality.Sys not located, (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et Drunk
Reality.sys Corrupted. Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reality.sys Corrupted: Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q).....
Reality: A fantasy that went dreadfully wrong
Reality: A special case of no general interest
Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction............
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream!
Reality: a crutch for those who don't daydream!
Reality: an interesting hypothesis.
Reality: (n) Where the pizza dude comes from.
Reality: A fantasy that went dreadfully wrong.
Reality: A nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Reality: An illusion brought on by lack of alcohol
Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction
Reality: Life without alcohol.
Reality: Look it square in the eye and it will slap you in the face.
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality: The Nightmare you just awoke into.
Reality: The illusion created by the shortage of alcohol.
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream!
Reality: an illusion brought on by lack of drugs.
Reality: an interesting hypothesis.
Reality: like truth, seems to be such a slippery thing.
Reality: only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality=ugly; Imagination=shiny; Fantasy=friendly.
Reality? Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh.
Reality? But there are dirty DISHES in Reality!
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Reality? That's where the Pizza Delivery Guy comes from!
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . .
Reality? But there are DIRTY DISHES in Reality!
Reality? But there are dirty DISHES in Reality
Reality? I saw it once from afar.
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Reality? That's where the Pizza Delivery Guy comes from!
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery dude comes from!
Reality? Where's that? Garfield
Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . .
Realityometer: [\ ] Hmmph! Thought so...
Realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy.
Realizing our legs were being pulled, we started kicking.
Really *old* teenagers from outer space.
Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
Really Big Commie Plots require Really Big Weapons.
Really Get Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement!
Really God, I thought I was being like Christ, HE was gay wasn't he?
Really Strict Catholic School: The nuns use guns instead. :)
Really cool Bionic Man SLASH Bionic Woman noises - Mike
Really don't mind if you sit this one out..
Really drunk is when you cling to the floor so you don't fall off.
Really honey ... just 1 more message.
Really honey, just ONE more message.....
Really like your first name, by the bye....
Really now. Have you ever seen a house fly?
Really old neo-nazi eskimo necrophiliacs on the next Geraldo!
Really prompt luggage crew. Eager - Mike
Really raised my awareness of airports - Crow
Really really safe sex: masturbating wearing a condom.
Really sort of depressing when you think about it isn't it!!
Really stupid people believe they are intelligent.
Really support ZPG...[delete] yourself.
Really, honey, just one more message.
Really, really support ZPG...[re-program] a nerdy geek.
Really, what's manipulating my brain worth these days? :) - DigiShake
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Really? And what, pray tell, IS your natural state?
Really? Do you also believe in the Easter Bunny? - Guinan
Really? That's trulyfacinating, (kill me!) --Londo.
Really? That's trulyfascinating, (kill me!) --Londo.
Realms of Chaos * Swords and Sorcery was never this much fun...
Rear Admiral (n): Navy Proctologist.
Rear Windows'54...Alfred Hitchcock, Programer.
Rearrange me 'til I'm sane .. - Pink Floyd
Reason Bagpipes have bags: To keep the cat from escaping.
Reason brings you to the mountain; faith gets you on top.
Reason is a tool conservatives use to supress opposition!(;->*OJW
Reason is man's basic means of survival.
Reason refutes Liberalism every time - Rush Limbaugh
Reason women are afraid of mice: Sympathetic Tampon Reaction.
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Rebel Alliance Diplomatic Dispatch...
Rebel Assault is the Star Wars of CD-ROM Games!!!!!!
Rebel through excellence!
Rebel with a Cause.
Rebel without a clue
Rebel without a clue!
Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God - Franklin
Rebellion is the sin of witchcraft. - 1 Samuel 15:22
Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Reboot: What you do to the computer after the first kick failes
Reboot: What you do to the computer after the first kick.
Rebooting - Mike as girl pauses to think
Rec.Boats Yacht Club (Membership FREE) -- The global channel for boats!
Recall when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't?
Recan them is to use a bigger can.
Receiver is off the hook.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless
Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
Recently evolved out of the shallow end of the gene pool
Recently not spotted on a bumper sticker: "I'd rather be grading"
Receptionists DO IT for anyone.
Receptionists DO IT with the general public.
Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Receptionists do it receptively.
Receptionists do it with a pick up line.
Receptronzs - Bits of foil, coat hangers to improve antenna reception.
Recess! - Yakko
Recessive genes: Nature saving for a rainy day.
Reci kraj, reci mojim rukama, dok pisu po zidu
Reciever intellgence detection machine. 0. Thought so
Recipe Addiction? Sorry there is no know cure.
Recipe BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE!
Recipe ERROR: Contact your System's Programmer
Recipe Error at 000H:13H4
Recipe If you read it You're it!!
Recipe Lotto: XXXXXXXXXX <-- Scratch here for prize
Recipe Subsystem down at this time.
Recipe Theft Guild Member
Recipe delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Recipe dispenser temporarily out of order.
Recipe explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
Recipe for Clinton Stew: A little weenie in hot water.
Recipe for a Happy Life: Don't try to Contol and Don't Complain
Recipe for rent, inquire within
Recipe for trouble: Add 1 Tuchuck to 1 Vlaad and mix well.
Recipe frequencies are Open
Recipe generator halted - please stand by.
Recipe goes here - Use your imagination!
Recipe invisible until it attacks someone, or 24 hours.
Recipe moderator does it with Recipes.
Recipe not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!
Recipe out of gas.. . . . . . . . .
Recipe readers do it on the bottom.
Recipe shortage. Please help recycle Recipes.
Recipe snagged by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10.
Recipe snaging: Official sport of the Recipe echo.
Recipe thievery: Coming up next on Geraldo.
Recipe uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
Recipe voting: [ ] 5 star [ ] very good [ ] good [X] bad
Recipe* If you read it You're it!!
Recipe, Recipe, wherefore art thou?
Recipe-lite! 1/3 less serious...
Recipe: Your last chance to piss someone off.
Recipe: Your last chance to piss someone off.
Recipe? Don't need no stinkin' Recipe!
Recipe? What's a Recipe?
Recipe? What Recipe?.
Recipe?..We don't need no stinking Recipe!
RecipeS ECHO: Saying it with Recipes is the law.
RecipeS needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.
RecipeS! We don't need no stinking Recipes!
RecipeS: who cares where they come from...?
RecipeS? We don't need no steeeking RecipeS!
RecipeS?! We don't need no steenkin' Recipe
Recipes - Bumper Stickers of the '90's
Recipes - dolar more in your phone bill!
Recipes - the REAL reason for echomail.
Recipes and Recipes...
Recipes are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Recipes are Satanical - It says so in MY bible
Recipes are `bout as much fun as you can have with your jeans on.
Recipes are a snippet of reality.
Recipes are almost as bad as bumper stickers.
Recipes are for idiots.
Recipes are for the perpetually Bored.
Recipes are for wimps
Recipes are integral to off-line communication!
Recipes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Recipes are like cats--you just think they're yours.
Recipes are like cats. You just think they're yours.
Recipes are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!
Recipes are no good unless you can annoy someone.
Recipes are smurfy.
Recipes are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Recipes are the restroom wall of RelayNet.
Recipes cause cancer.
Recipes deleted ..
Recipes give me catalepsy.
Recipes in good taste? How 'bout good tasting recipes?
Recipes make great Christmas gifts.
Recipes of the next generation series #923882.
Recipes should be GAGlines.
Recipes suck. Mine do it well!
Recipes unite! Stop kidnapping of Recipes.
Recipes wanted!
Recipes! Recipes! I like Cal Webster Recipes!
Recipes, they're not just for hard drives any more.
Recipes...the electronic "bumper snicker"...
Recipes..The bumper stickers of BBSing
Recipes.snag 'em. We'll make more!
Recipes: One-line freedom of speech.
Recipes: 1% inspiration, 99% kleptomania
Recipes: FACT OR FICTION? On the next In Search Of...
Recipes: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO !
Recipes: No calories. AND always hungry for more.
Recipes: The most fun you can have with your pants on.
Recipes: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.'
Recipes: snag all you wantwe'll make more
Recipes: the bumper stickers of BBSing.
Recipes: the restroom wall of BBS'ing
Recipes: what even bad cooks can collect!
Recipes? I doan wan' no stinkin' Recipes!
Recipes? Recipes? I doan wan' no stinkin' Recipes!
Recipesone line freedom of speech!
Recite mi ko donosi decu ? Roda ili Seva ?
Recite my Master's chants, your soul now his to keep!
Recognize all equality. - Collective Soul
Recognize the dye job? - Mike on blonde hostage
Recognize the signs of spring.
Recognized? By whom? Sheridan Everyone. --Kosh.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Recoinnoiter: To check for change in coin return slots.
Recommended number of servings of All per day: 1.5
Recommended number of servings of Scott Butler per day: 1.5
Reconstruct what you tore down - Course of Empire
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Record producers do it in the groove.
Recorded in Stadskanaal, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth.
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Recovering blonde.
Recovering recipesnagaholic. Please do not tempt.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholestry...
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstry.
Recovery not found: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach Clinton!
Recovery program for excessive talkers - Onanonanonanon.
Recovery room - a place to do upholstery
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Recreated recipes are the best duplicate recipes.
Recreated taglines are the best duplicate taglines.
Recreating duplicate Recipes is a wasted creation.
Recreating duplicate recipes is a recreation.
Recreating duplicate taglines is a recreation.
Recreating duplicate taglines is a wasted creation.
Recreational drugs: Birth control pills.
Rectitude does not attach itself to binary transgressions.
Rectum - dang near killed him
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Rectum: Dang near killed him.
Rectum: Dang near killed him...
Rectum??!! Damn near killed'im.
Recursion (re kur' shun): n. See recursion.
Recursion Error: (R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry?
Recursion theorists do it in one go (Kleene normal form theorem).
Recursion, noun: see recursion.
Recursion, noun: See recursion.
Recursion: Click on Program Manager and drag onto Twit Filter icon.
Recursion: Click on Program Manager and drag to Twit Filter icon.
Recursion: See "Recursion"
Recursive (ri-kur-siv) adj. See "recursive".
Recursive (ri-kur-siv) adj. See 'recursive.'
Recursive Tagline Alert: see tagline for details.
Recursive programmers DO IT over and over and over..
Recursive tagline error. See tagline for help.
Recursive, (ri k r'siv), adj. - see Recursive.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recursive: Someone who swears a lot.
Recursive: (see Recursive)
Recursive: See Recursive.
Recursive: recurrent Windows user.
Recycle Use other peoples Tags
Recycle e-mail...save your electrons.
Recycle garbage: Re-elect your Congressman!
Recycle old newspapers, bottles, and cans.
Recycle or die
Recycle your 1984 calendars in '95
Recycle your tagline...
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle! For us and for them.
Recycle! For us... and them...
Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America
Recycle! Use both sides of your toilet paper..
Recycle, use another person's Tag
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Recycle...smoke your sawdust.
Recycle: For me, for you, for them, and them, and them.
Recycle: Today's garbage is Tomorrow's America.
Recycle: because once is not enough!
Recycled taglines. Today only $2.95 for a pack of 20...
Recyclers do it OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER.......!!!
Recyclers do it over and over!
Recyclers use it again.
Red Alert! - 2 drinks!
Red Alert! -Q
Red Baron tribble: =*=
Red Dawn + Blue Thunder = Purple Rain
Red Dragon's hitpoints: 25,000 Your hitpoints: 32 ...Uh-oh!
Red Planet by Robert A. Heinlein
Red Rain is coming down, Red Rain...
Red Vegetables: B. Troot(6)
Red Vegetables: B. Troot
Red Wine + Beer = Screaming Jesus
Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee.
Red eye special-A double espresso with a shot of coffee.
Red flair at morning, lizard take warning - Tom
Red flair at night, lizard's delight - Tom
Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
Red giant seeks white dwarf for binary relationship.
Red hair is a sign of psychic instability <Redheads = Psychics>
Red house over yonder, thats where my baby stays. - Hendrix
Red light, stop. Green light, go. Yellow light, go faster.
Red meat is bad for you -- fuzzy green meat is even worse.
Red meat is good for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is BAD for you.
Red meat is good for you... fuzzy blue-green meat is BAD for you.
Red meat is good for you; Fuzzy blue-green meat is BAD for you...
Red meat is good for you; Fuzzy green meat is BAD for you...
Red meat isn't bad for you, but blue fuzzy meat is!
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue green meat, that's bad for you.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat, now that's bad for you.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat is bad for you
Red meat isn't bad for you... fuzzy blue-green meat is.
Red red robin going bop bop boppin... Into my windshield....
Red ribbons do nothing to help AIDS patients.
Red rover, red rover, let the lesbian come over!
Red rum, sir, is murder.
Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned
Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned.
Red ship crashes into blue ship . . . sailors marooned.
Red ship hits blue ship ... sailors marooned.
Red ship hits blue ship; sailors are marooned...
Red stripes on the bum set
Red supergiant seeks white dwarf for binary relationship.
Red, White, and Blue collar...
Red, white, and blue. Three colors that only run forward.
Red-head mating call: "HEY! I SAID I'm DrUnK!"
Redeemer of Israel, our only delight. On whom for a blessing we call,
Redeeming the time, because the days are evil. (EPH 5:16)
Redefining the PC--and Mathematics As Well
Redheaded Klingons! (because it was a Good Day to Dye!!)
Redheads don't have a temper (and I have some swampland to sell ya)
Redheads have more fire.
Redickyoulus: The second term of Richard Nixon.
Redistribution of this message on the Microsoft Network is prohibited.
Redman Tobacco Co. sends me a Christmas card...what's wrong with that?
Redman Tobacco send you a Christmas card this year..?
Redneck (1830): Member of the white southern rural laboring class.
Redneck = Redneck tags
Redneck DOS 6.2: Y'all Reckon?: (Y)o, (D)unno, (N)ope.
Redneck DOS 6.2: Y'all Reckon?: (Y)ep (N)ope
Redneck DOS 6.2: Y'all Reckon?: (Y)o (N)ope
Redneck Extrordinaire!
Redneck INTERNET ADDRESS: Third dirt road, hang a left
Redneck INTERNET ADDRESS: Third red light hang a left...
Redneck If U have a Hefty bag for a car window.
Redneck If U have orange road cones in your living room.
Redneck If U write off a radiator as a business expense.
Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.
Redneck If Ur mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Redneck Internet Address: Third light, hang a left.
Redneck Library: a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
Redneck Marriage Proposal: "You're WHAT!?!"
Redneck Menu Conundrum #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?
Redneck Menu Conundrum #2: What wine goes with possum?
Redneck Menu Conundrums #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?
Redneck Menu Conundrums #2: What wine goes with possum?
Redneck Proposal of Marriage: Yer WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with Moon Pies?"
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with `coon?"
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with chitlins?"
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with possum?"
Redneck Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
Redneck bisexual: one who likes both sheep and cows.
Redneck foreplay: "Get in the truck, b*tch."
Redneck foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch."
Redneck foreplay: <*nudge*> "Hey! Are you awake?"
Redneck foreplay: (Nudge) "Are you awake?"
Redneck foreplay: (Nudge) "You awake sis?"
Redneck foreplay: (Nudge) Are you awake?
Redneck foreplay: Get in the truck, b*tch.
Redneck foreplay: Get in the truck, bitch.
Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.
Redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.
Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window.
Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Redneck love - It's a Family affair.
Redneck marriage proposal - "You're WHAT???"
Redneck marriage proposal" "YER WHUT!!??????"
Redneck marriage proposal.........YER WHUT!!??????
Redneck marriage proposal: "Yer wut?"
Redneck marriage proposalYER WHUT!!??????
Redneck mating call: Is the blond drunk yet???
Redneck mating call: Is the blonde drunk yet???
Redneck pagan: Achy breaky heart is a ritual chant.
Redneck pick line: Hey, you look like my sister.
Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister."
Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look like my sister."
Redneck tact: taking your hat off inside
Redneck virgin: a girl that can outrun her brothers.
Redneck virgin: a girl who can outrun her brothers.
Redneck wedding proposal: "Yer whut!?!?!?!?!"
Redneck's 7 Course Dinner: 'Possum & a six pack
Redneck's last words..."Hey Y'all....watch THIS!"
Redneck--7 cars in the front yard--you ride your horse to work.
Redneck--Takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
Redneck--your daughters' children also call you Cousin!
Redneck--your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
Redneck: A person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Redneck: If U have to recrank your car at every intersection.
Redneck: If you have to recrank your car at every intersection.
Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't branch.
Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Redneck: 7 cars in the front yard, you ride your horse to work.
Redneck: If U go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Redneck: If U have to recrank your car at every intersection.
Redneck: If you have to recrank your car at every intersection.
Redneck: Member of the white southern rural laboring class.
Redneck: Person whose family tree doesn't fork
Redneck: Prefers to walk the excess length off of jeans rather than hem.
Redneck: a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.
Redneck: if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Redneck: not to be confused with the similar `cowboy'.
Redneck: takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
Redneck: your daughter's children also call you Cousin!
Redneck: your nephew's wife calls you "Cousin", too.
Rednecks are people, too!
Rednecks commit drive-by hootings!
Rednecks go to family reunions for good sex.
Redskins =*= Well, Mmmm, Uh-- Golly, we did beat Dallas!
Redskins, best damn team in America. - Joseph, "Freedom"
Reduce - Recycle - Re-use
Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
Reduce Carbon Dioxide emmissions - STOP Breathing
Reduce Government! Starting with Gingrich, Dole, Helms...
Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber.
Reduce brain fat. Eat moral fiber.
Reduce crime in the streets - build more alleys!
Reduce government waste? Government is waste!
Reduce taxes - run over a Democrat.
Reduce taxes...run over a Democrat
Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a.
Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle your old taglines.
Reduce, reuse and recycle your Taglines ;-)
Reduce, reuse and recycle your recipes ;-)
Reduced Fat Ants: Now with 50% less fat!
Redundancy (n.) : "Macintosh for Dummies"
Redundancy (n.): To say a lawyer's car contains an air bag.
Redundancy (n.): A lawyer with an air bag in his car.
Redundancy (n.): To say a lawyer's car contains an air bag.
Redundancy - Criminal Lawyer
Redundancy - a blonde driving a car with a driver's-side airbag.
Redundancy - a politician driving a car with a driver's side airbag.
Redundancy - an airbag in a politician's car.
Redundancy is a book named Macs For Dummies.
Redundancy is something I can do again and again.
Redundancy is... a book named Macs For Dummies.
Redundancy n. - a lawyer with an air bag in his car
Redundancy... An Airbag in a Politician's Car!
Redundancy: An air bag in Rush Limbaugh's car.
Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car...
Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car.
Redundancy: An airbag in Rush Limbaugh's car.
Redundancy: A Liberal with an airbag in his car!
Redundancy: A Politician with an airbag in his car.
Redundancy: An air bag in Hillary Clintons car.
Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
Redundancy: Lying Politician
Redundancy: Rich Lawyer
Redundancy: a blonde driving a car with a driver's-side airbag.
Redundancy: a politician driving a car with a driver's-side airbag.
RedundancyAn Airbag in a Politician's Car!
Redundant Book Title: "Macintosh For Dummies"
Redundant Book Title: "Windows For Dummies"
Redundant book title..."Help Files For Dummies"
Redundant book title: DOS For Dummies.
Redundant book title: MACs For Dummies.
Redundant book title: "Amiga For Dummies"
Redundant book title: "Macintosh For Dummies"
Redundant book title: "Windows for Dummies"
Redundant book title: MACs For Dummies.
Redundant book title: Windows For Dummies
Redundant: Air bag in a politician's car.
Redundant: n. 1) politician with an airbag in his car.
Reed: Limbless man on a pile of books.
Reel programers cant spel
Reeling from hallucination I chatted with an apparition
Ref, I call 'She's not Mexican' - Crow
Refer to the owner's manual? I can't even LIFT it!
Reference Manual: An object that raises the monitor to eye level.
Reflected by the ever-burning sign of the god who happened by.
Reflog a golfer.
Reform Congress-fire the bastards
Reform Congress-fire the liberal bastards
Reform Congress-revoke careerism
Reform Congress-support term limitations
Reform Government! Draft people into politics.
Reformat Drive C: Are you SURE (Y/y)?
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Refresh my memory: Which 'final warning' is this?
Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went
Refreshment is irrelevant. Colas will be consumed in mass quantities.
Refried Beans. When will they do it right the 1st time?
Refried beans -- why couldn't they fry 'em right the FIRST time?
Refrigerator: A place where you store the food before you throw it away.
Refuel yourself in an atmosphere of righteous indignation.
Refueling is a beautiful, natural thing - Tom
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
Refuse Novacain...Transcend dental medication!
Refuse Novacain: Transend Dental Medication!
Refuse Novacaine - Transcend Dental Medication!!!
Refuse Novacaine - transcend dental medication!
Refuse Novicane - Transcend Dental Medication
Refuse Novocain...Transcend Dental Medication !
Refuse Novocain...Transcend Dental Medication!
Refuse novocaine! Transcend Dental Medication!!
Refuse to be intimidated by reality!
Reg, you *don't* have Talerian Death Syndrome. --Crusher.
Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palendrome!
Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palindrome!
Regarding, "Cal", Alan J. Claffie wrote to Cal Webster...
Regarding, "Moderator Tag", Pat Farley wrote to Cal Webster...
Regarding, "Personal tags?", Bob Morgan wrote to All...
Regarding, "Random Tags", Rodney Savard wrote to Nick Vanderest...
Regarding, "Re: random tags", John Foster wrote to Cal Webster...
Regarding, "Re: random tags", Nick Vanderest wrote to Cal Webster...
Regarding, "Real men...", I wrote to Cal Webster...
Regarding, "where are you list", Scott Bland wrote to Coridon Henshaw...
Regardless of the situation, react with class!
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a Tagline.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a recipe.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you may think, you're just an accident
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regardless your income level, it's 10% too little.
Regards, Doug
Regards, John.
Regenerative Fluid! Yuck! I'll be tasting THAT stuff for a week!
Regis! What are you doing here? - Mike
Regis: Lyle Kingman! * Tom: Wild Kingdom?!?
Register Mongols, not crossbows.
Register all shareware, but copy the commercial stuff.
Register capitalists, not guns.
Register code for Lord? You've got to be kidding!
Register shareware, not guns!
Register shareware, not handguns.
Register yer shareware!! This is a paid message...... HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Register your copy and this annoying tagline will go away
Register, and this annoying Tagline will go away.
Register, and this annoying recipe will go away.
Register. Then whine all ya wanna ...
Register? What's that?
Registered Q F R O N T Addict
Registered Evaluation Test Copy
Registered One-Name Study for PARTRIDGE and 10 variants.
Registered Telix User - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!
Registered Telix V3.15 user!
Registered Telix user.
Registered owner of Off-Line Xpress v3 & Tag Line Xpress v3.30.
Registered user of Bluewave 2.12 OS/2 - and proud of it!
Registered user of Bluewave OS/2 since 2.12 - and proud of it!
Registered user of Geoworks Ensemble 2.01.
Registered user of Telix, and DAMN PROUD!
Registration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Registration issues
Registration number coming soon!
Regnant populi. (The people rule.)
Regret is the cancer of life!
Regrets are illuminations come too late. -- Joseph Campbell.
Regular hot dogs do not have fingernails.
Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment?
Regularly: #|||#||#| Now on sale for: ||#||||#|
Regurgitation is intended as a great compliment to the hostess on Earth.
Rehumanize yourself!
Reincarnation Instant Breakfast? Didn't I just drink that?
Reincarnation detected: Rebooting system...
Reincarnation: Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield!
Reincarnation? You mean you wanna come back HERE?
Reincarnationism: This sh*t has been happening over and over...
Reivers shouldna be ruers. - Old Scot Sayin
Reivers shouldna be ruers. - Old Scottish Sayin
Rejected Donahue Topic: Heterosexual men who worship Judy Garland
Rejected Donahue Topic: Invisible mute people who don't show up on tape
Rejected Donahue Topic: People who keep thinking it's Tuesday
Rejected Donahue Topic: Problems of guys named Tom
Rejected Lifer Congressmen: Next on Geraldo.
Rejection (Ultimate): Hand falling asleep while wanking.
Rejection: When your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
Rejection: When imaginary beings won't talk to you.
Rejection: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
Rejoice evermore. - 1 Thessalonians 5:16
Rejoice in the Lord alway: {and} again I say, Rejoice. (PHI 4:4)
Rejoice in the Lord always! I say it again, rejoice!
Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice. (Phi 4:4)
Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer. ROMANS 12:12
Rekla je - Nije mi nista, i tek je onda pocela da place.
Rekla je - Sve je u redu,rekla je - Zagrli me jace,
Rekla mi je kako se zove.Sad bar znam na cemu sam.
Relatively free of internal nose hair -Crow on alien girl
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
Relativism stinks- you can't call anyone a moron!
Relativity all depends on how you look at it.
Relax & enjoy, naive fool! - Dr. Forrester to Mike
Relax and think things over - Life is pretty good, isn't it ?
Relax have a HOMEBREW!!!!!!!!
Relax! There's a woman on the job!
Relax! Have a Bagel. Try not to think about it.-Lotsa Bagles Radio Ad
Relax! I'm only here for your hamster. --Death.
Relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill!
Relax, Don't Worry, Have a Homebrew!
Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand. ROMEO
Relax, Take off your clothes, Do what the nice lady tells you.....
Relax, it's a Bipartisan action...
Relax, never lock your joints, and remember to *breathe*. <sifu>
Relax, otherwise you might die all tensed up.
Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
Relax. Only dread one day at a time.
Relax. Scratch a cat's jaw.
Relax...you are entering a windows free zone.
Relaxation?? Is that when you take a laxitive over again??
Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights...!
Relay THIS, fella!
Relay-net messages echo WORLD-WIDE, twice a day..
Release Roswell details? (O)bfuscate (D)isinform (R)idicule
Release the pixie dust, Mr. O'Brien.
Releveler (won't work with British spelling though).
Reliable information is a must for successful planning. C. COLUMBUS
Relief Map: Directions to the nearest outhouse.
Religiholics - remember, the first step is admission
Religion - ethnocentrism disguised as a tax shelter.
Religion - ethnocentrism disgused as a tax shelter.
Religion ... is the opium of the masses.
Religion and anti-religion are both strong in the United States.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France
Religion is 'doing...Salvation is 'done'.
Religion is a crutch for the feeble minded
Religion is a fashionable substitute for faith.
Religion is a lie in a fall.
Religion is a smile on a dog. --Eddie Brickell.
Religion is a socialized emotion.
Religion is a substitute for God.
Religion is in the heart, not in the knees. -- Jerrold
Religion is like a smile on a dog. --Eddie Brickell.
Religion is like a smile on a dog. --Edie Brickell.
Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy. -- Inge
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief - Oscar Wilde
Religion is the opium of the masses.
Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich ...
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich - N. Bonaparte
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich - Napoleon
Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Religion must still be allowed to be a collateral security to virtue.
Religion teaching lies.
Religion without science is blind--Einstein
Religion without science is blind.
Religion's in the heart, not in the knees - D. Jerrold
Religion--is a smile on a dog.
Religion... Probably kills more than it saves!!!
Religion... is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
Religion... just another of man's errors!!!
Religion: Organized intolerance.
Religion: A broad concept trapped in narrow minds.
Religion: Organized intolerance.
Religion: The Prozac of the masses!
Religion: an altered state of consciousness.
Religion: myth-information.
Religionis a smile on a dog.
Religionjust another of man's errors!!!
Religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster.
Religions change, beer and wine remain.
Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
Religious Error (A)tone (R)epent (I)mmolate
Religious Error: (A)tone (R)epent (B)lame Satan
Religious Error: (A)tone (R)epent (B)urn In Hell
Religious Error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (C)all for a jihad
Religious Error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan
Religious Right (n): Anyone with morals and/or standards
Religious Right - We're religious and right.
Religious Right,n: 2. Anyone with morals and/or standards
Religious Tim: Farrel's Zealot
Religious backup -- pray nothing goes wrong.
Religious discussions make my hair hurt.
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (I)mmolate?
Religious error: <A>tone <R>epent <I>mmolate?
Religious error: (A)tone (R)epent (B)lame Satan
Religious error: (A)tone (R)etry (B)lame Satan.
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan, (F)log thyself
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (I)mmolate?
Religious freedom cannot be without political freedom.
Religious groups should stay out of politics, or be taxed!
Religious peddlers will be hideously martyred.
Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
Religious people believe you haven't lived until you die.
Religious right: liberal label for anyone with standards
Religious right: liberal label for anyone with standards.
Religious solicitors will be hideously martyred.
Religious solicitors will be horribly martyred.
Religous Backup: PRAY it doesn't crash!
Religous reich/rightwing Taglines yes, debate no.
Reloaded all my software - Crow
Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again...
Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
Rem militarem et argute loqui. -P. Cato on the Irish.
Remain bland. Must remain bland - Mike
Remain insane, it's mainly in your brain.
Remain open, flexible, and curious!
Remain seated until this message comes to a complete stop
Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? *Lovely* plumage!
Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Remarkable bird, the Eagle, Beautiful plumage!
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage!
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue.....*beautiful* plumage!
Remarriage after divorce is the triumph of hope over experience.
Remeber when safe sex meant not getting caught?
Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes
Remedy, you're a natural friggin' treasure - Tom
Remedy. Soon to be known as Malpractice - Crow
Rememba', 6.02 x 103 avocados = 1 guacamole. Yo' Man!!
Remember you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember "Evian" spelled backwards is "Naive"
Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"
Remember - Christ came for the sinner, not the saved.
Remember - It's a dog eat biscuit world out there
Remember - Rape, Pillage, THEN Burn!!!!!!
Remember - Strip mining prevents forest fires!
Remember - having fun is GOOD for you!
Remember - if your target is in range, so are YOU!
Remember - kittie heaven is mousie hell!!
Remember - this is a democracy, we'll all vote - then do it my way
Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember Every good dog has teeth!
Remember Having fun is GOOD for you!
Remember Khadaffi: A nuke is a terrible thing to waste
Remember Lady bird follies: now it's Hillary's turn!
Remember People And Recipes Are Alike! Igredients Are IMPORTANT!
Remember People And Recipes Are Alike! Ingredients Are IMPORTANT!
Remember Suzy Creamcheese?
Remember What I Told You To Forget?
Remember You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today
Remember You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today.
Remember a little delight named Baylee Almon.
Remember children, I want you to play on this side of the North Pole.
Remember going parking to the music of the Eagles?
Remember hot dogs? Yeah...Never much liked the name. --Shadow/Chance.
Remember how...Worf delegated getting beat up to an ensign? -M. Marek
Remember however, that self-diagnosis is not recommended.
Remember if you change the subject, CHANGE THE SUBJECT HEADER!
Remember it's not HAY!! it's WHEAT!!!!
Remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!!
Remember kids, Satan loves you.
Remember kids, don't try this one at home.
Remember love's stronger, remember love conquers all.
Remember love's stronger, remember love walks tall.
Remember love's stronger, remember love walks through walls.
Remember my name, Armand. - Armand
Remember never be DEAD right!
Remember that Adolf Hitler was once Man of the Year too.
Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Remember that notoriety is the price of fame.
Remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Remember that the customs of your tribe are not laws of nature
Remember that the might oak was once a nut like you.
Remember that the more you know, the less you fear!
Remember that the person who steals an egg will steal a chicken.
Remember that three lefts make a right.
Remember that time is money. --Franklin.
Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that
Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that three lefts do.
Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Remember the Alamo, let's bury Mr. Perot under it!
Remember the Cherokee and the Trail of Tears.
Remember the Spanish Inquisition? Want to relive it?
Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug?
Remember the cold war? How pre-millennial!
Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
Remember the good old days? Sex was safe and Michael Jackson was black
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
Remember the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?"
Remember the old Chinese curse? - Methos
Remember the old Chinese saying -#&*+@#/!~*#.????
Remember the old days when the only Simpsons on TV were Bart and Homer
Remember the old proverb, "Out of debt, out of danger!"
Remember the ones who love you!
Remember the pj's with the feet? I have the feet.
Remember the puppet paradine - Tom
Remember the real reason for this holiday season
Remember the rule. Shoot if you don't understand it. -- Joel
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. - Exodus 20:15
Remember the world before this film?! - Mike
Remember this is for posterity, so be honest.
Remember this: peace of mind over piece of ass. -- Forrest Gump.
Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
Remember to end each sentence with a period
Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.
Remember to never split an infinitive
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Remember to put brain in gear before starting fingers on keyboard...
Remember to send me your Tagline royalty fee!
Remember to smile, that's why God gave us fangs.
Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion!
Remember to turn off the sound if your mind goes blank!
Remember to use only genuine MST parts!
Remember to watch Deanna Troi & Cal in the new show: Deep Space 69
Remember to watch Deanna Troi and Orville in the new show: Deep Space 69
Remember to watch Deanna Troi in the new show: Deep Space 69.
Remember to worship at the railroad of your choice -Mike/MST3K#623
Remember tubes?
Remember what the doormouse said.
Remember what the dormouse said.
Remember what you've forgotten to... I forget.
Remember when "Safe Sex" meant locking the door?
Remember when "Safe sex" used to mean putting the car in Park?
Remember when "safe sex" meant locking the car doors..?
Remember when "safe sex" meant padded headboards?
Remember when "safe sex" meant your parents were away for the weekend?
Remember when "safe sex" was a padded headboard?
Remember when "safe sex" was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when 'lots of ram' meant 32k?
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
Remember when 4K RAM encouraged efficient programming!
Remember when 64k was alot of memory?
Remember when 8% Inflation & 8% Unemployment was GOOD?
Remember when Michael J. used to grab his OWn crotch?
Remember when Michael Jackson used to grab his OWN crotch
Remember when PC didn't mean Politically Correct?
Remember when Potato had an 'E' and we had lower taxes?
Remember when Potato had an 'e' and we all had jobs?
Remember when Potato had an e & UN missions were defined!
Remember when SEX was SAFE and SKYDIVING was DANGEROUS?
Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2
Remember when Windows screens were to keep out flies?
Remember when a hard drive was Route 66 between Barstow and Needles?
Remember when a hard drive was Route 66 from Needles to Barstow?
Remember when a trojan was a warrior?
Remember when cooking didn't involve calculus?
Remember when explorers were politically correct?
Remember when explorers where politically correct?
Remember when gay was the opposite of sad rather than straight?
Remember when it was safe to go to bed?
Remember when people actually bought cards for the gum?
Remember when potato had an E and haircuts were six bucks
Remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard?
Remember when safe sex meant not getting caught?
Remember when safe sex meant padded headboards?
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Park?
Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when safe sex was checking the time every once in awhile?
Remember when safe sex was clean hands & an X-rated....uh never mind.
Remember when safe sex was having the autopilot on?
Remember when safe sex was having the brake set?
Remember when safe sex was locking the bedroom door?
Remember when safe sex was making sure the car was in park?
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught.
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught?
Remember when safe sex was planning it in advance?
Remember when safe sex was putting on pillow on the headboard?
Remember when safe sex was to be sure the door was locked
Remember when safe sex was waiting for parents to be away?
Remember when safe sex was your parents being out of town
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember when sex was fun & skydiving a hazard?
Remember when sex was safe & skydiving dangerous?
Remember when sex was safe and diving was dangerous?
Remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous?
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?
Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous
Remember when sex was safe and rugby was dangerous?
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?
Remember when snortin crack had nothing to do with drugs?
Remember when swimming in the ocean. Your in THEIR home.
Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty?
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act.
Remember when window screens were to keep flies out?
Remember when you could remember?
Remember when you had amnesia? No, I forgot!
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let @FN@ come over?
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let Orville Bullitt come
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let Orville come over?
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let YOU come over?
Remember when? SEX was SAFE & DIVING was DANGEROUS!
Remember where you parked your drive heads.
Remember which conference you are in.
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember who you are. Mufasa
Remember who your enemies are because they remember you!
Remember your umbrella on the big hard fellah.
Remember your weapon is made by the lowest bidder!
Remember! If you are stupid, don't vote.
Remember! Speed Kills! Use WINdoze to relax.
Remember! Speed Kills! Use Windows to relax
Remember! "Praise in public...discipline in private".
Remember! If you still got shoes, It ain't really the Blues.
Remember! Only Forest fires can prevent bears.
Remember! Service with a snarl...
Remember, we were at one time, all newbes agreed?
Remember, At one time, we were - all newbes, agreed?
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Remember, 6.02 x 103 avocados = 1 guacamole!
Remember, @N@, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip!
Remember, Adolf Hitler was elected.
Remember, Big Brother is watching YOU!
Remember, Big Brother is watching you - and Big Brother is paranoid.
Remember, Dana, mosquito bites itch, not numbers. - Mrs. Jewls
Remember, December is national breast appreciation month.
Remember, HIS, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip!
Remember, Homebrew spelled backwards is Werbemoh...
Remember, I am with you always.." Mt 28:19,20
Remember, I made this all up - Crow
Remember, I'm a Scotsman, who drinks Scotch, not a Scotchman!
Remember, If you're not in bed by 10:30..... go home!
Remember, King Kong died for your sins
Remember, Murphy is out there... waiting.
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, Reality is the leading cause of stress!
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax
Remember, Stephen............. Wherever you go, there you are.
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. - Obi-Wan
Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. - Yoda
Remember, a bird in bed is worth two in a bush.
Remember, a well fed Tyrannosaur is a *happy* Tyrannosaur...
Remember, all the beer is on Geco at the next Bash!
Remember, all warning shots will be center-mass!
Remember, ants are only waiting for you to die...
Remember, any day above ground is a good one.
Remember, bananas are good for your baud!
Remember, cat heaven is dog hell.
Remember, cat heaven is mouse hell.
Remember, deep down, even Jane Fonda is a greedy capitalist.
Remember, don't think and drive.
Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
Remember, ducks don't drink carrot juice.
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
Remember, even if you win the rat race; you're still a rat
Remember, extraordinary hardware demands extraordinary care.
Remember, go deep and only come up for air when necesary!!
Remember, if it's not ICE brewed, it's not ICE beer!
Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Remember, in nuclear war, all men are cremated equal.
Remember, it takes two to dance the tango.
Remember, it takes two to play peekaboo.
Remember, it takes two to share a kiss.
Remember, it's the ability not the disability that counts.
Remember, it's the early worm that gets eaten!
Remember, kiddies: Just Say Thanks!
Remember, legislators cannot hear what we do not say.
Remember, let gravity be your friend!
Remember, life is a game and no one get's out of the game alive.
Remember, never pet a stray tagline.
Remember, no matter where you are, what the heck, right? --Muad'Dex
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Remember, no one can stop an earthquake. Shift happens.
Remember, one runner does not make a race.
Remember, one shoe cannot be a pair.
Remember, one singer is not a duet.
Remember, only YOU can prevent ..... taglines!
Remember, only YOU can start Barney fires.
Remember, only dead fish swim with the stream.
Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds!
Remember, somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
Remember, son, not all lynch mobs are this friendly.
Remember, the 386 was DESIGNED to use OS/2.
Remember, the REAL lady is the one UNDER the mask.
Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!
Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.
Remember, the force will be with you, always - Obi Wan Kenobi
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Remember, the paper is strongest at the perforations.
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending ove
Remember, there's more to life than science fiction, but not much
Remember, this IS a MOTION picture? - Crow
Remember, three dots + a space + text = a manual tagline!
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember, us young people are still taking naps at noon time.
Remember, we're all counting on you!
Remember, what you don't mean can't hurt you.
Remember, wherever you go, there you are!!
Remember, wherever you go, there you are.
Remember, you are unique, just like everybody else.
Remember, you don't have to be smart to be a sysop. - Jym Fox
Remember, you never have enough memory or storage space.
Remember, you read it here first.
Remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
Remember, your unique, just like everyone else.
Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
Remember- If all else fails, read the instructions
Remember-- Spock
Remember-the only rational thing to count on is people's irrationality
Remember.. only use a battery operated one in the bath!
Remember... -- Spock
Remember... God gave you a brain... not a bible!
Remember... I have a head for these things.
Remember... undocumented genealogy is mythology...
Remember........... Wherever you go, there you are..
Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
Remember.......The weed of crime bears bitter fruit!!!!!!!
Remember.....Dataman....."Don't Underestimate the Power of Blue Wave"
Remember....a wet bird never flies at night.
Remember....undocumented genealogy is mythology.
Remember....undocumented genealogy is mythology...
Remember...Come Monday, it'll be allright
Remember...Dataman..."Don't Underestimate the Power of Blue Wave!!!
Remember...evisceration is vertical. Disembowel is horizontal.
Remember...it's better to die having it than wanting it.
Remember...play hockey, THEN loot and pillage!
Remember...we're supposed to be a little more discreet than this?
Remember.undocumented genealogy is mythology
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: 50% of the population is BELOW average in IQ!
Remember: King Kong died for your sins.
Remember: Kirk beat a Vulcan at chess. Regularly.
Remember: Murphy is out there... waiting.
Remember: Only dead fish swim *WITH* the stream ...
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butler
Remember: Somewhere, somehow a Sysop is watching you.
Remember: Under 10 lines or ROUTEd in Common :)
Remember: When using a Bandaid don't forget to remove the white tabs.
Remember: When using a Bandaid sticky side goes down!
Remember: Whenever you start something, be sure you fini
Remember: reality is the leading cause of stress!
Remember: "Always mount a scratch monkey."
Remember: "Why doesn't the gov't do something" Is a trap.
Remember: "Why doesn't the government do something" Is a trap.
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser.
Remember: -=[ Programmers Do It with LOGIC ]=- {SS/91}
Remember: A day without sunshine is like night.
Remember: An upload a day keeps the sysop awake !!!
Remember: An upload a day keeps the sysop away.
Remember: Appearance has 'a pear' in it - Tom
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remember: Hidden skeletons never remain hidden forever!
Remember: Incoming Artillary Fire Has Priority......
Remember: King Kong Died For Your Sins! --Perry.
Remember: King Kong died for your sins.
Remember: Live while you are still alive!
Remember: No matter where you go; there you are.
Remember: Only YOU can prevent FOREVER FIRES!
Remember: Only dead fish swim with the stream ...
Remember: PASCAL can be cured if detected early.
Remember: People like you better if you're pretty - Crow
Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Remember: Star Fury - Ugly, But Well Hung.
Remember: The future is disposable.
Remember: USER is a four letter word.
Remember: You are a unique person, just like everyone else.
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, DOOM -NOMONSTERS
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDCLEVem!
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDQD!
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDKFA!
Remember: it's getting WARM outside up here! :-)
Remember: memories do fit in your memory!
Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism and progress.
Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism.
Remember: the floor is a safety zone; you can't fall off.
Remember: the plural of paradox is paradise!
Remember: when using a Band-Aid, sticky side goes down.
Remember: wherever you go, there you are.
Remember: your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Remember:The designated driver makes good CENTS!!
Remember; to a computer, 1+1 = 10.
Remember? Remember what?
RememberGod gave you a brainnot a bible!
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs. - Pink Floyd
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.. -- Floyd
Remembering is for those who have forgotten.
Remembernever be DEAD right!
Rememberplay hockey, THEN loot and pillage!
Remembrance is a form of meeting.
Remenber when men where men and the sheep ran scared -Darkwood
Remind me never to put you in my twit filter!
Remind me to buy you a new hat next payday -Mike to Gypsy
Remind me to murder you later - Mike as gangster
Remind me. Next year, separate vacations. - Joe Dawson
Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .
Reminds me of some game I used to play.
Reminisce..A brain function that searches for hidden files in old directories.
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad
Remo *means* he does not want to be reincarnated as a Christian.<Chiun>
Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it.
Remorse is the pain of sin.
Remorse: Send it again, Samuel!
Remorse: Beholding heaven and feeling hell.
Remote VDU - Diseased sheep in Western NSW
Remote computing does not mean a mouse with a 9 foot cord.
RemoteAccess the Best in BBS Software!!
Removal of this Tagline is Punishable by death
Removal of this Tagline is Punishable by death.
Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under Canadian Law
Removal of this recipe is Punishable under Canadian Law
Removal of this tagline is prohibited by law.
Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit
Remove any thoughts of turning that troublesome dragon over your knee.
Remove me from this hall of mirrors, this filthy glass--JM
Remove tagline by pulling this string/\/\/
Remove that ugly FAT. Download a virus TODAY!
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Remove your name from mail lists...send 25 cookies to...
Removing deadly disease, with such primitive ease.
Remy LeBoo?!? He's not an X-Man! HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
Remy LeBoo?!? He's not an X-Men! HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
Ren & Stimpy Kick BUTT!!
Ren & Stimpy for President!
Ren, I Can't Find My Pants! - Stimpy.
Renaissance Airlines: Coffee, Tea or Mead?
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
Rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon.
Rendezvous - Porta-Potty On The Information Super Highway
Rendezvous at target! - Tom
Rene Auberjonois is GHOD! (Morn is next on the totem pole.)
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, `I drink therefore I am.'
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.I drink,therefore I am.
Rene decided to go over to Mt. Pilot - Crow
Rene must love Jesus - Crow as horn honks
Rene now had 39.5 minutes to live - Crow
Rene, I can see your underpants - Crow
Renegade Tagline! We're tired of Being Stolen!!!!
Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!!
Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!
Renegade Taglines!! We're tired of being kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!!
Renegade recipe!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!!
Renegade recipes!! We're tired of being kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!!
Renegade the Better BBS software
Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man classifies.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Reno's not 2-faced, if so, why would she wear the ugly one every day?
Reno, NV renamed to Dogpoop, NV for better reputation.
Reno: The city of otherly love.
Rent Ryder to move your Senator!
Rent-To-Own a clue buddy.
Rent-a-lawyer: You lease 'em, we'll fleece 'em.
Rent?! --Sheridan. Thirty credits a week. --Ivanova.
Rental Car: The only TRUE all-terrain vehicle.
Renters do it according to the lease agreement.
Rep. Dingle calls them as he sees them: "Jack-booted American Fascist"
Repairmen know the tricks of the trade, but not the trade!
Repartee: An insult in black tie and tails...
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
Repartee: an insult with a suit and tie on.
Repeal the Keene Act!
Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment!
Repeat after me, Tom said redundantly.
Repeat after me: Star Trek is only a !@#$%^&* TV show!
Repeat after me: "I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee."
Repeat after me: I will lust unto Ivanova. Is that it?
Repeat after me: Ivanova is God! - Commander Susan Ivanova
Repeat after me: Ivanova is God! --Ivanova.
Repeat after me: Ivanova is God! --Susan Ivanova
Repeat after me: Power Rangers is a f-ck-ng TV show!
Repeat after me: Star Trek is only a fu%^in' TV show!!!
Repeat the Lie Until It's Believed
Repeatedly screaming a word is singing, isn't it? Now for hard-rock...
Repel evil as a live leper.
Repel them, expel them, compel them to retreat!
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the s
Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste
Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste*
Repent all ye 14400 bps modems, the end is NEAR!
Repent all ye 2400 baud modems, the end is NEAR!
Repent and return those library books!
Repent and return those library books.
Repent for the Kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Repent ye; for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. - Matthew 3:2
Repent! The horrible eye of Jupiter has come to devour Earth!
Repent, all ye 2400 modem, the end is NEAR!
Repent, all ye 2400 modems, the end is NEAR!
Repent: for the kingdom of God is at hand. - Matthew 4:17
Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. (Matt 4:17)
Repentiums - 586s which Intel gives to customers without any hassles.
Repetition is always better the second time.
Repetition is the death of art.
Replace History with Genealogy in High Schools.
Replace broken windows; get Macintosh
Replace me with a computer? Why? It won't work either!
Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common function.
Replace the American Eagle with Joe Camel. --Rush Limbaugh.
Replace user to continue.
Replace with same type.
Replace your sex drive with a disk drive! Become a SysOp.
Replacing River Phoenix as part of "The Brat Pack"
Replicate something different.
Replicator not working - DS9 Excuse
Replicator. Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, extra nitro...32C.
Replicators broadcast your weight over the com channels when you snack
Replies to off topic messages are off topic as well.
Replies to police, #1 "El no speakum pork."
Reply quickly, as free time is at a premium !
Reply to messages is easy.. It's all this stupid quoting that's hard!
Reply to this if you're stupid!!!
Reply, PLEASE don't leave JUST a tagline. (10 new minimum please).
Replying does not take time, but choosing a tagline does.
Replying doesn't take as much time as choosing a recipe.
Replying doesn't take as much time as choosing a tagline.
Replying in SF drives my spelling checker prgm crazy.
Replying to you is a bad habit, I'll beak it sometime!
Repooplicans and Democritters
Repopulate Maralinga ... build a Moderator's Resort *
Report to Transporter Room 3! (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)
Report? Picard Mission accomplished, sir. Alexander
Reporters DO IT for a story.
Reporters DO IT in front of a camera.
Reporters do it daily.
Reporters do it for a story.
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Reporters do it sensationally.
Reports of my death have been greatly understated. -SLR
Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated. -SLR
Repression of the impulses result in paranoid.
Repressive emotions help the evening pass - Crow
Reproduced without permission. But weren't we all?
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Reproductive Freedom: There oughta be a law!
Republic of Texas - March 2, 1836 - December 29, 1845.
Republican 1996 Campaign Theme: "I Told You So!"
Republican 1996 Campaign Theme: Look at what we SAY not what we DO.
Republican Christmas Card: "Season's Greedings."
Republican Definition of Democracy: Obstacle to progress.
Republican Definition of Democracy: Obstacle to progress.
Republican Health Care Reform: Just say no to illness - M.R.
Republican Health Care Reform: Just say no to illness!
Republican Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy is punishable by death
Republican Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy punishable by death.
Republican Health Plan: Failure to stay healthy is punishable by death
Republican Leadership: Bob Dolt and Newt Getrich.
Republican Motto: I had some morals; sold them for money.
Republican National Convention, Avert Clinton; unbalance opinion.
Republican National Convention, Clinton convention: plebeian aura.
Republican National Convention, Clinton evaporation; ennui blanc.
Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton lover a nun".
Republican Philosophy = Machiavillian Methodology
Republican Propaganda detected. (D)elete (R)ewrite (L)augh (W)orry
Republican by choice, Conservative by nature, American by grace of God
Republican cry-GET GOVERNMENT OFF OUR BACKS AND INTO OUR CROTCHES!
Republican rule: The more I get, the better off you are.
Republican-A Democract who has come into money
Republican: "Support the Pro-Life cause or I'll kill you!"
Republican: See CLUELESS
Republican: "Support the Pro-Life cause or I'll kill you!"
Republican: Gives water to large corporation.
Republican: Health Care Plan; Don't Get Sick.
Republican: If sh!t happens to someone, they deserved it.
Republican: Only the same sh!t should happen.
Republican: Plan For Women's Rights? Best Left In The Bedroom.
Republican: See CLUELESS
Republicanism: Suffering is good for you, you need more of it!
Republicanism: "Intolerance Is A Beautiful Thing."
Republicanism: Big Business 99, American Middle Class 0.
Republicanism: Coming To Your Private Bedroom Real Soon.
Republicanism: Intolerance Is A Beautiful Thing.
Republicanism: Soak the Rich & Trickle Down To The Rest.
Republicanism: The White Anglo Saxon Protestant Party.
Republicans With A Clue: On the next Ripley's Believe It Or Not!
Republicans With compassion: On the next Ripley's Believe It or Not!
Republicans always know who else to blame for taking no responsibility.
Republicans are anti-welfare... except for weapons contractors.
Republicans are born bad and grow worse.
Republicans are master baiters: Bait Blacks, bait Jews, bait Gays.
Republicans are the master race. :) - They're right wing, all right!
Republicans continue to show their disdain for women.
Republicans cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Republicans do it to poor people.
Republicans in 1994, 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2010, ...
Republicans like high unemployment: lower wages, more profits.
Republicans love the poor -- they've made so many of them..
Republicans now grasp at any cheap shot possible.
Republicans say "Clean up the mess", but complain when it's done.
Republicans take control of House and Senate!! Hostage crisis ends!!!!
Republicans understand the importance of bondage. Quayle
Republicans want to talk about haircuts, not the economy.
Republicans: Crybabies of the '90s.
Republicans: Experts at diversionary tactics.
Republicans: If you don't agree with them, you're unpatriotic.
Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
Republicans: We've got ours without a handout.
Republicans: We've got ours. Screw you.
Republicans: "New World Order" - George Bush.
Republicans: "We've got ours. Screw you."
Republicans: A group of sinners mentioned in the Bible.
Republicans: Big Business Before The American Family.
Republicans: Can fix what only a liberal can screw up..
Republicans: Contract With America, The Morning After; They Lied!
Republicans: Crybabies of the '90s.
Republicans: Experts at diversionary tactics.
Republicans: Filibuster this time and you're outta work.
Republicans: If you don't agree with them, you're unpatriotic.
Republicans: Insurance Lobby 99 ;The American Worker 0.
Republicans: More $$$ To National Defense, Taken From Your Pocket.
Republicans: NAFTA, GATT: Do THEY Really Have Best Interest At Heart?
Republicans: NO! To Parental Leave, NO! To Health Care, Family Values?
Republicans: Party of Exclusion.
Republicans: Party of Klansman Man David Duke, Lier Ollie North?
Republicans: Savings & Loan scandal; Can We Afford It Again??
Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
Republicans: The only relief in sight.
Republicans: When you come back to us, bring candy.
Republicans: You will realize how much you miss us.
Republicans: hypocrisy is their most notable characteristic.
Repunzel, Repunzel - turn on your modem.
Reputation is character minus what you've been caught doing.
Reputation is what men and women think of us.
Reputation wouldn't know its character if they met on the street.
Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.
Request CDC to DEVELOP - PC BOARD for OS/2 TODAY !!!
Request CDC to DEVELOP - PC BOARD v16.0 TODAY!!!
Request denied. Have a nice day. -Cmdr. Ivanova
Request denied. Have a nice day. - Susan Ivanova (B5)
Request denied. Have a nice day. --Ivanova.
Requiem for a deleted user.
Require 'std/disclaimer.ph'
Required battery assembly included.
Requirement not stated for Windows or MS-DOS 6.0: Barf bag
Requires 8 "AAA" taglines; taglines not included
Rerun the Strausburg Trials using HCI members!
Res omnia mea culpa est. (Everything is my fault.)
Res: JOHNSTON;HUDNALL;CHILDERS;MCGILVRAY & other
Res:Johnston, Hudnall, Childers, McGilvray & oth
Rescue 911 = Kirk's Toupee - The Next Generation
Rescue him! - Rimmer
Research has found that research causes Cancer in mice.
Research has found that research causes cancer in mice.
Research has now proven that living is the leading cause of death.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher von Braun
Research is when you steal from 100 books.
Research professors do it only if they get grants.
Research shows that nine out of ten men who try camels...prefer women.
Research: When you look for something twice.
Research: Doing battle with ignorance.
Research: What I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Research: When you look for something twice.
Researcher's, where the info is!
Researchers Call Murder A Threat To Public Health
Researchers DO IT with control.
Researchers are still looking for it.
Researchers do it after researching the subject.
Researchers do it with control.
Researching Brawner, Buck, Gammon, Shrum, Gregory, Uhles, Martens, Bro
Researching CHRISTMAS in London and Tasmania
Researching YOURNAME anytime, anywhere, any takers?
Researching: too much at once in too many places.
Reserved for Wicked Witch, violators will be toad.
Reserved for future mistakes
Reset line is glitching.
Reseting my twit filter to *.* once again.
Resetting my twit filter to *.* once again.
Resident Visitor is an oxymoron!
Resist everything but temptation.
Resist everything but temptation.
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Futile, You Will Be Assimilated.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Resistance Is Useless! (If less than 1 ohm)
Resistance is Futile, OS/2 is Irrelevant, Windows Forever
Resistance is futile, definitely futile. -- Runt of Borg
Resistance is futile, your taglines will all be assimilated -- The Borg.
Resistance is futile. Your code has been assimilated
Resistance is futile. Borgie go nap nap now.
Resistance is futile. But do it anyway, it gets good ratings.
Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap nap now.
Resistance is hopeless... Number One!
Resistance is illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Resistance is not futile. Love is futile. - Hugh
Resistance is useless - Milli Ohm.
Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
Resistance is useless, if < 1 Ohm.
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
Resistance is useless. (if < 1 ohm)
Resistance sucks! --Butthead of Borg.
Resistance sucks, Heh heh, heh heh... - Bevis of Borg
Resistance to the EPA is obedience to God.
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to GOD.
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. Jefferson
Resistance, is not futile?
Resistence is useless!!(if less than 1 ohm).
Resolution slips away again...
Resolving to do what I can do well, and then take a nap.
Resonate and stay terminal
Resonate tones of saving grace. - Collective Soul
Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Resort: a place where the tired grow more tired.
Resorting to lawyers is proof of failure.
Resources, brains, paranoia. That's how things get done.
Respect Those Beneath Ye -- All Are of Gaia.
Respect faith, but experience is where you get education.
Respect faith, but remember doubt is what educates.
Respect faith, but remember that doubt is what educates.
Respect is a rational process.
Respect is earned, not given.
Respect is good. But latinum is better.
Respect is not a right; it's a privilege.
Respect must be earned, not commanded.
Respect the Territory of Another.
Respect the power of words --choose them with care.
Respect you in the morning? I don't respect you *NOW*!
Respect yourself.
Respect, bah! It's more fun to make people afraid.
Respecting your Elders _doesn't_ include Jocelyn.
Respecting your Elders doesn't include Joycelyn.
Respond to sexual nuance with communication, not legislation.
Respond. Vibrate. Feedback. Resonate. --Limbaugh.
Respondez S'il Vous Plait.
Respondez vous auf Englisch, igpay atinlay por favor. -JCF
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Responsibility is the price of greatness. -- Churchill
Responsibility without power is like slavery.
Responsible for my deep psychological scar - Dr. F on mom
Ressistance is assimilated. You will be futile.
Rest and Exorcise can make you a healthy person.
Rest deleted for brevity ...
Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.
Rest well, and dream of *large* women. -Dread Pirate Roberts
Rest your weary head and let your heart decide.
Rest, rest, perturbed spirit.
Rest, rest, perturbed tagline ! -- Tagspeare
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Restaurant smoking section: like having a peeing section at the pool.
Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Restore a competent Government-dump liberals in Congress
Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; with thy love uphold me.
Restore: disk read error (i)gnore (r)etry (f)ail (a)bort.
Restored Blue Wave User...
Restrictor Plate (n): Chastity Belt for Intake Manifolds
Restroom but cannot leave the computer.
Restroom signs at a lake resort: 'Inboards' - 'Outboards'
Restroom signs in a hospital baby ward: 'In-ies' - 'Out-ies'
Result of a first cousin marriage.
Results may be unpredictable.
Results of Woods Battle: East, 0; Midrealm, 0; Bees, 3986
Results of your IQ test have come back. They are negative.
Resurrection Locomotive Repair and Leasing. We bring back the dead.
Retailers move their merchandise.
Retarded Snake (n): 1. Slithering idiot.
Retinal Scan Verified=Nuclear Warhead Tempoarily Disengaged
Retire from Congress in 1992 and pocket campaign funds.
Retired Sergeants Major are OK People....
Retired teachers have no class at all.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at life.
Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Retirement: When you stop living at work and start working at life.
Retirement: When you get a certificate of depreciation.
Retractor - a politician who denies what he just said ...
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Retreat, hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Retreat, hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Retreating enemy are just falling back to regroup and counter-attack.
Retribution will be yours.
Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I
Retupmoc...A computer for dyslexics,
Return empty to any Southern Railway agent
Return of the Secaucus Seven Samurai - Tom
Return the favor, target Centari warship. - Sheridan
Return to Babylon 5. And stay there. - Neroon
Return to my own vomit like a dog.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear!
Return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
Return-Path: C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
Returned for regrooving.
Returning To Our Regularly Scheduled Flamethrowi
Reunification of Man with GOD
Reunification of The Church
Reunite Gondonoland! Reunite white on ice.
Reunite Gondwanaland! Stop Subduction NOW!!
Reunite Pangaea! Cash donations accepted.
Reusable Condoms: Just shake the fuck out of them.
Reuseable Condoms: Just shake the f**k out of them...
Reuseable Condoms: Just shake the fuck out of them.
Rev 14:12 Saints keep the commandments of God.
Revalations 22:21
Revamp: a lady monster repaired to attract men again.
Revenge - A bastard punching holes in a condom factory.
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Revenge is a dish best served after lasagna.
Revenge is a dish best served as soon as they forget.
Revenge is a dish best served cold with fava beans and a nice red wine
Revenge is a dish best served cold!
Revenge is a dish best served cold, with fries or potato
Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space.
Revenge is a dish best served cold... Sicilian Proverb
Revenge is a dish best served microwaved.
Revenge is a dish best served when they forget.
Revenge is a dish best served with tangy Miracle Whip.
Revenge is a dish best served with whipped cream.
Revenge is a dish best served....with tangy Miracle Whip!
Revenge is a dish best served...with stuffing instead of potatoes!
Revenge is a dish best served...with tangy Miracle Whip!
Revenge is a dish best servedwith stuffing instead of potatoes!
Revenge is a dish best servedwith tangy Miracle Whip!
Revenge is a dish that is best served with french fries.
Revenge is a dish that is best served with white wine.
Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.
Revenge of the Moderators, today on Taglines!
Revenge of the Moderators, today on recipes!
Revenge of the Nurds, Part 3.1
Revenge of the Son of He's dead, Jim! -- at a tagline near you!
Revenge of the moderated, today on Oprah.
Revenge will put the bloom of health in your cheeks.
Reverie: when pleasant thoughts bring sad thoughts.
Reversals are coming!
Reverse angle cops - Tom
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
Reverse-engineering is the sincerest form of flattery.
Reverse-engineering the future.
Reversing entropy is everyone's business.
Revised Commandment: Don't Steal. Government hates competition!
Revised Opcode: BZR - Branch if piZza Ready
Revised Opcode: CPTCB - Call Programmer and Take Coffee Break
Revised Opcode: JSP - Jump on Sexy Programmer
Revised Opcode: MBR - Move Bits Randomly
Revised Opcode: MD - Move and Drop bits
Revised Opcode: MVLR - MoVe and Lose Record
Revised Opcode: PS - Pirate Software
Revised Opcode: SEX - Spawn EXec (create child process)
Revised Opcode: WHFO - Wait Until Hell Freezes Over
Revised Opcode: MBR - Move Bits Randomly
Revised Opcode: MD - Move and Drop bits
Revised Opcode: MVLR - MoVe and Lose Record
Revised Opcode: PS - Pirate Software
Revised RoA #285: A good deed is its own reward.
Revivals in 30min, or your next religion is free! --Dogmanoes Piety.
Revive the Saturn V!
Revlon effect:Our only service is lip service
Revoke your Do-Lap? - Crow
Revolt against awkward/ugly software.
Revolt in 2100 by Robert A. Heinlein
Revolt now, while you still have the chance.
Revolucija je narodna igra sa pevanjem i pucanjem.
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
Revolution or just resistance -is it living or just existence? -Rush
Revolution: an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Revolutionary: Disk drives go round and round.
Revolutionary: The disk drives go round and round.
Revolutions are not about trifles, but from trifles grow.
Revolutions are the toilet of a nation.
Revolutions never turn back but they sometimes make very acute angles.
Revvinglon: To put on makeup at a stoplight.
Reward for a job well done: more work
Rex Barney of Borg: You have been assimilated. _Thank_ yoooooou!
Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**.
Rhesus Pieces: Monkey in a blender
Rhesus pieces: exploding monkey.
Rhesus pieces: monkey in a blender.
Rheumatic -- amorous
Rheumatic Fever: Amorous feelings towards someone.
Rheumatic: Amourous...
Rheumatic: Amorous.
Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rhode Island..The Ocean State
Rhode Island: Texas after taxes.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Rhumb line: Shipboard dance somewhat similar to the conga line.
Ri Ranna Rooby Rack. Run Raggy!!!
Ribbon cables, like undies, should not be bundled.
Ribe iz Jovine su konvergentne (monotone i ogranicene)
Rice Crispies do it with Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
Rice Krispies and Beer. The breakfast that goes snap, crackle, burp!
Rice is good for sex, quit eating minute rice!
Rice is nice but candy is dandy.
Rich People: Belle Yenere
Rich Punks on Coke.
Rich: Having Swiss money in an American bank.
Richard A. Gephardt, Congressman (Mo.), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard Diamond, operator - Tom
Richard G. Lugar, Senator (Ind.), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard Godbee has been caught stealing taglines again.
Richard H. Stallings, Congressman (Id.), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard H. Truly, Astronaut (Apollo-Soyuez), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard H. Truly, Astronaut (SkyLab), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard H. Truly, Astronaut (Space Shuttle pilot), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard M. Nixon was President of the United States.
Richard Nixon means never having to say you're sorry
Richard Nixon, Richard III & Keith Richards! - Tom
Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move your tush!
Richard Simmons: "My name is Simmons, take me to a chunky"
Richard Simmons: A sign that the mentally impared can do anything.
Richard Simmons: Another Michael Jackson in the making.
Richard Simmons: Friend...or Foe?
Richard Simmons: I'll show you where his spacecraft landed!
Richard Simmons: Is it healthy for someone to be so constantly sweaty?
Richard Simmons: Ooh, he's like, so dreamy...
Richard T. Schulze, Congressman (Penn.), was an Eagle Scout.
Richard Zucchini Nixon: "My fellow Americans, I am *not* a Zuke..."
Richard, it's time you confessed your sins to Friar Gordo.
Riches enlarge, rather than satisfy appetites. - Thomas Fuller
Riches: A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my belov
Richie, I think you're going to die! Not again!
Richie, I think you're gonna die!
Richie, leave the place clean. - Duncan MacLeod
Richie, watch your head. - Duncan MacLeod
Richmond Arithmetic Vs Nottingham Marjorie postponed due to bent pitch
Rick Baker, you've done it again - Mike on makeup
Rick Cooley - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Rick Cooley is Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
Rick for President!
Rick was a man who thought he was a tagline.
Rick was a man who thought he was a tagline...
Rick wispered "Aclu Tags..." I wispered back "HUH?"
Rick! Hey what's up? How's life?.
Rick, this is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it?
Rick, when someone asks you if you're good...SAY YES!
Rick? Rick? Can you commit suicide with laxitive pills?
Rickerracker firecracker sis-boom-bah! Deep 13! Deep 13!
Ricky don't lose that number
Ricky's a grease spot on the driveway of life.
Ricochet, n.; Irish bouncer
Ricochet: Irish bouncer.
Rid yourself of doubt Or, should you?
Rid yourself of doubt, or should you...
Riddle me this, Batman - Crow
Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?
Ride 'em cowboy! I ride Blue Wave! It never bucks me off!
Ride 'em cowgirl! Heeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Ride The Wave!
Ride like the wind. But hold your nose!
Ride that camel through the eye of a phonograph needle
Ride the Blue Wave, Telix, Ted3, and Breeze!
Ride the Wave or Catch the Wave... That's the question...
Ride wanted off-planet. Will share driving/exp.
Ridicule is the burden of genius.
Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
Ridiculous talk-show topics--on the next Geraldo!
Riding Blue Wave across cyberspace.
Riding leathers: Overcooked and overdone buns.
Riding on a ferrous wheel is a form of metal telepathy.
Riding that train...
Riding the Blue Wave across cyberspace.
Riding the backs of giraffes for laughs is alright for awhile.
Riding your bike on ice is not as exciting as planning it.
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
Riff Raff, how's your sex life?? "It's astounding, ....."
Rifles don't bitch at you to clean the garage.
Rifles don't bitch at you to mow the yard.
Rifles don't bitch in the morning.
Rifles don't blow $200+ a pop at K-Mart or WalMart.
Rifles don't dig in your wallet.
Rifles don't drink the last beer after the store has closed.
Rifles don't get PMS.
Rifles don't get headaches
Rifles don't get jealous when you look at another Rifle.
Rifles don't have "Honey Do" Projects
Rifles don't have mothers
Rifles don't have you go to the grocery store to buy tampons or kotex.
Rifles don't leave the seat down.
Rifles don't move your shit where you can't find it.
Rifles don't need $50 a week for friggin make-up.
Rifles don't pick up the phone in the middle of a down load
Rifles don't put your tools in the junk drawer.
Rifles don't smoke your last cigarette after the store has closed.
Rifles don't take 2 hours to get ready to go the range.
Rifles don't touch stuff on your desk or pile shit on your desk.
Rifles don't watch Un-solved Mystery reruns four times a day.
Rifles don't watch talk shows all damn day.
Rifles don't whine about the noise when you take them to the range.
Rifles may not be able to cook, but they can always get you some chow.
Rifles never bitch that you cuss too much.
Rifles never bitch that you drive like a taxi driver.
Rifles never bitch that you sit on your ass too much.
Rifles never bitch that you smoke or drink too much.
Rifles never bitch that you spend too much time on the computer.
Rifles never disagree with you about anything.
Rifles never have affairs with pistols.
Rifles sit there quietly and wait for you to use them.
Rifles use hardly any closet space.
Rig for silent running - engage lurker mode!
Rig for silent running." "Aye, sir, full ahead lurk."
Riggers do it by remote...
Right - the rest don't wait that long. - Jerry Pournelle
Right MATE, I'll just throw another Ken on the Barbie!
Right Said Beverly: I'm too sexy for my Captain.
Right Said Bones: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not sexy!
Right Said Data: "I'm too sexy for my cat."
Right Said Dax: I'm too sexy for my host.
Right Said Guinan: I'm too sexy for my hat.
Right Said Kira: I'm too sexy for my nose!
Right Said Lwaxana: I'm too sexy for my telepathy.
Right Said Mr. Homm: I'm too sexy for my voice.
Right Said O'Brien: "I'm too sexy for my rank."
Right Said Picard: I'm too Sexy for my Borg.
Right Said Picard: I'm too sexy for my chrome dome.
Right Said Pulaski: I'm too sexy for my own damn self.
Right Said Ro: I'm too sexy for my earrings.
Right Said Spock: I'm too sexy for my ears.
Right Said Tasha: I'm too sexy for my death.
Right Said Tasha: I'm too sexy for this show.
Right Said Troi: I'm too sexy for my outfits.
Right Said Troi: I'm too sexy for my uniform. (yeah!)
Right Said Wesley: I'm too sexy for my mind.
Right Said Will Riker: I'm too sexy for captaincy.
Right Said Worf: I'm too sexy for my head.
Right To Life Virus: It won't allow you to delete a file...
Right To Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file
Right after the night stick comes into play Moni??
Right and wrong, my Bible doesn't teach right and wrong.
Right behind me, and gaining ground!
Right handed people are the only ones with thier minds left.
Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself. - Dack
Right now I'm having amnesia and Dj vu at the same time
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time
Right now I'm having anmesia and deja vu at the same time.
Right now They do not know how much we know. --Delenn.
Right now Van Halen is planning a world tour.
Right now is the depreciation of reality.
Right now they're all making their own gravy - Crow
Right now we can't prove it was the Narn. - Sheridan
Right now we're doing something called 'civil disobedience.' --Steve.
Right now we're doing something called civil disobedience.
Right now would be a good time to postpone everything.
Right now, David Lee Roth wishes he had his old job back.
Right now, Ed's got his hands full
Right now, God is killing mothers and dogs because he has to
Right now, Mike's planning a solo album
Right now, Van Halen has sold out.
Right now, Van Halen is kickin' [butt] in America!
Right now, a copy of Blue Wave is hard at work.
Right now, a little boredom wouldn't come amiss.
Right now, blacks and whites don't eat together very much
Right now, it's cold where someone you love is.
Right now, it's nicer in Cabo
Right now, justice is being perverted.
Right now, light from an m-16 has just hit the Earth
Right now, nothing is more expensive than regret.
Right now, old men and oil companies are in control
Right now, oysters are being robbed of their sole possession
Right now, people are eating pigs for lunch
Right now, science is building a better Tomato/Potato
Right now, she is going on with her life.
Right now, someone is working too hard for minumum wage
Right now, time is having its way with you
Right now, we must be going.
Right now, you aren't doing what you most wish you were
Right now, you could be outside
Right now, you need a bigger tv
Right now, your computer is on.
Right now, youth is king.
Right of way rule for San Francisco driving? K=(1/2)mv^2
Right on dude! -- Butthead
Right on!
Right or wrong, I must follow the path, to the end. - Londo
Right or wrong, what's done is done.
Right or wrong? That's intolerant!
Right program, wrong parameters.
Right theory, wrong universe.
Right turn, Clyde.
Right you are. Now Don Pardo tell Orville Bullitt what he's won!
Right you are: One of These Days!
Right! Cardinal Bullitt! Poke her with the soft cushions!
Right! Cardinal Orville! Poke her with the soft cushions!
Right! Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!
Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
Right! Orville! Poke her with the soft cushions!
Right, I'll do you for that! -- The Black Knight
Right, I'll do you for that!" -- The Black Knight
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Orville.
Right-wing Fanatic: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal.
Right-wing Fanatic: anyone who disagrees with a liberal
Right-wing rule #3: If they call themselves a liberal they are wrong.
Right-wing tagline
Right-wingers can't stand BIG business and the wealthy being taxed!
Right-wingers...a declining species of reptile.
Right. That concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
Right. I have to buy YOUR jock itch cream - Tom as girl
Righteous Gump.....You've Lost That Box of Chocolates
Righteous Program, Dude!
Righteousness exalts a nation - Prov 14:34
Rights are NEVER anachronistic, except to tyrants.
Rights of the people transcend powers of the government!
Rights, Sir, are NEVER anachronistic... Except to Tyrants.
Riker Borg: We will assimilate your Posturing.
Riker and Bev, when the Trill got frisky.
Riker and Bev, when the Trill got frisky...
Riker and Beverly, when the Trill got frisky.
Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Riker really WAS more fun before the beard...
Riker really respects rank ...Rhonda ...Rachel ...Rebecca....
Riker to Data: Give the Borg Doublespaced Dos 6.0!
Riker to Enterprise, beam down Troi and a six pack
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troi and a six-pack.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Cindy and a six-pack.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Deanna and a six-pack.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troi and a six-pack.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troy and a six pack.
Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Troi and a six pack!
Riker to Enterprise: I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Crusher and a six-pack
Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Deanna and a six-pack.
Riker to Enterprise: I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
Riker to Holodeck: "Woman, 23, Hot."
Riker to Lt. @LN@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to "relax".
Riker to Lt. Bullitt, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Riker to Lt. Clifford, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Riker to Lt. Orville, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Riker to Lt. Reher, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Riker to Troi : "Honey, I ARJed Data..."
Riker to Troi : Honey, I ARJed Data...
Riker to Troi: "Having a great time. Wish you were her."
Riker to Troi: Honey, I ARJed Data...
Riker to replicator: "Woman, 23, hot."
Riker walks like he's bashing an imaginary door with his head - drink!
Riker walks like he's bashing an imaginary door with his head.
Riker wants Cindys transporter coordinates.
Riker! Stop looking at Deanna's cleavage!
Riker! Stop looking down Deanna's cleavage!
Riker! You You did that! - Picard. And that's not all! - Riker.
Riker's #1 because he's not solid enough to be #2.
Riker's favorite holo program: "Night of a Thousand Oiled Trois."
Riker's trombome explodes, creating a new universe.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline.
Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg?
Riker, Data, your head is not an artifact!
Riker, the Holodeck wasn't meant for *THAT*! - Picard
Riker, you're so stolid! You weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Q
Riker: "Damn the synthehol...I wanna get Troi sloshed!"
Riker: "Hell", "Damn" - drink!
Riker: "Pinocchio is broken...his strings have been cut."
Riker: "What the hell is going on?" - 2 drinks!
Riker: Deanna! That's not what I meant by a PARKING orbit!
Riker: If it becomes necessary to fight, can someone find me a rock.
Riker: What! No women on this planet ?? [:^(
Rime Unix Conference Chairman
Rimmer even had to organize his own suprise Birthday party!
Rimmer even had to organize his own surprise Birthday party! --Lister.
Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimliated if you weren't a git!
Rimmer's dad died. --Lister. Well, I prefer chicken. --The Cat.
Rimmer, I suppose)
Rimmer, sir, you are a Smeghead. - Kryten
Rimmer, you can touch things! Why do you think I was so late!
Rimmer, you're name was never Ace. Acehole, maybe. -D. Lister
Rimmer, you're name was never Ace. Acehole, maybe. - Lister
Rimmer: You Can't Frighten Me - I'm A Coward - I'm Always Scared !.
RimmerDOS 6.0: (G)oit, (G)it, (G)imboid, (G)imp, (A)ll of the above.
Rindge, NH: "Where men are women and sheep are scared!"
Rindshine: The sun's reflection off a bald head.
Ring any bells?
Ring me on 041more0tee.
Ring of DM control! That's NOT in the book!
Ring of Fire! - Crow sings as house burns
Ring the bells! Orville Bullitt must ring the bells!
Ring the bells! Orville must ring the bells!
Ring! Ring! Time to pick up the Clue Phone!
Ring, Ring, Connect..! Taglines scurry to dress..
Ringfinger devil's flesh and bone do something for me -- NIN
Ringfinger devil's flesh and bone do something for me.
Ringfinger promise carved in stone deeper than the sea -- NIN
Ringfinger promise carved in stone deeper than the sea.
Ringfinger sever flesh and bone and offer it to me -- NIN
Ringleader: The first kid into the bathtub!
Rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage
Rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage.
Rinse, damnit! Rinse! Rinse! - Tom
Rip my heart out please, and then you get angry when I die. - Fishbone
Rip off the knob and beat on the dash.
Ripple: Kool-Aid with a kick.
Ripterm v2.00.01 Test Drive is NOT a virus - viruses DO something!
Rise Robots Rise
Rise from life as a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Rise the Dragonmen of Pern!!..
Rise to vote, Sir
Rise, Sir Butler, most faithful of all my Knights
Rise, Sir Caplan, most faithful of all my Knights.
Rise, Sir Orville, most faithful of all my Knights
Risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion.
Rishathra is FUN!
Risk -- risk is our business.
Risking moderation again!
Riteanicely-spacedmessagebutthebigbarjustdied.
Rivendell & Moridor are calling - Mike on Mads
Rivers belong where they can ramble - Dr. F sings
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
Ro Laren vs. Locutus in a tennis match: Bajoran/Borg...
Ro is more than meets the eye, but you have to go for the mean type.
Ro-bo-tech...Ro-bo-tech...Ro-bo-tech...
RoA #10: Greed is eternal.
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Roach clips - because "pot holder" was taken
Roach racing: America's favorite pasttime.
Road Kill Cafe - "No Meat Too Flat To Eat"
Road Kill Cafe - "Where the Elite Meet to Eat Street Meat"
Road Kill Cafe - "You Kill It, We Grill It"
Road Kill Cafe - "You Trash It, We Hash It"
Road Kill Cafe - MEET OUR CHEF: "Wheels" Pierre
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Asphalt Armadillo
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Centerline Bovine
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Chunk of Skunk
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Coarse Horse
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Coarse Horse.
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Cow le' Pow
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Creole Kitty Kill
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Creole Kitty Kill.
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Cuts of Mutts
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Feline Flambe'
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: German Shepherd Pie
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: German Shepherd Pie.
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Great Dane of a Lane
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Ground Round of Hound
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Lamb Wham Bam
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Mystery Meat
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Outta Luck Duck
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Pavement 'Possum
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Poodles `N Noodles
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Puppy Chowder
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Rack of Raccoon
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Rigor Mortis Tortoise
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Road Toad a la Mode
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Side-of-the-Road Surprise
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Slab of Lab
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Snake Tar-tar
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Squished Squirrel
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Swirl of Squirrel
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Tiretread Tenderized Turtle
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special:`Possum Puree
Road Kill Cafe: Daily grab bag... Anything Dead - In Bread.
Road Kill Diner - Special - Flat Cats (Singles or a Stack)
Road Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Road Kill: Dead gophers on the side of the Information Superhighway.
Road Runner: Fast Food
Road Sign: <--- Clinton - Prosperity --->
Road Signs = "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers."
Road maps tell you everything except how to fold them.
Road sign: "Next mile, 1 mile"
Road trip! Whooooo! - Crow as airport manager
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Roadkill Cafe special for today...Road Toad ala Mode.
Roadkill Cafe, located somewhere on the Information Superhighway.
Roadkill Cafe: "You kill it, we grill it!"
Roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
Roadkill on the info highway.
Roadkill, n. Vehicularly-compressed maladapted life form.
Roadkill: Vehicularly-compressed maladapted life form.
Roads Scholar: A squirrel that made it across the street.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads! - DOC
Roads? Where we're going, we won't need ROADS!
Roads? Where were going we dont need roads! - DOC
Roar restored in the Pontiac Silverdome!
Roared round the palace: "Liberty or death!"
Roast Barney with Smurf Stuffing Guaranteed to kill diabetics!
Roast Barney with Smurf Stuffing... Guaranteed to kill diabetics!
Roast cat & mushrooms AGAIN. I HATE mushrooms.
Rob & Laura's bedroom - Tom on twin beds
Rob Dodd, 3836 Ute Way, North Highlands, Ca 95660 916-338
Rob's nuts roasting on an open fire OUCH!
Rob, the corner worker who flags with a whip..!
Robbers bust Savings and Loan: make off with millions in I.O.u's
Robbers demand your money or your life -- women require both.
Robbers do it under arms.
Robbers do it with a gun.
Robbie Robertson on dress-up day - Crow T. Robot
Robbie Southwell :-)->--<
Robbie! Steve! Dotie! Uncle Charly-Tom as Beverly Garland
Robbie, the replicator is on the blink again - can you fix it?
Robbin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel say that I'm irreleva
Robbin: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel say that I'm irrelevant!
Robert A Taglein: Time Enough for Taglines
Robert A. Heinlein Memorial Taglein
Robert A. Heinlein memorial tagline.
Robert A. Taglein: Time Enough for Taglines
Robert Anson Heinlein, RIP, your name IS remembered....
Robert Blake might drive a Baretta.
Robert Culp I-Spy pants - Tom
Robert Downey, Jr. went to my high school.
Robert F. Smith, Congressman (Ore.), was an Eagle Scout.
Robert Goulet, getaway driver - Crow
Robert Heinlein is alive and writing in an alternate timeline.
Robert L. Scott, WWII ace pilot (Flying Tigers), was an Eagle Scout.
Robert, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate...
Robert.Hood@f241.n362.z1.fidonet.org
Robin Hood was a terrorist!
Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! I'm irrelevant!
Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel says that I'm irrelevan
Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
Robin of Borg: Holy Futiltiy Batman..We're Assimilated!
Robin's Law #103: "A couple of lightyears can't part good friends."
Robin's Rasp = BAT.FILE
Robin, it's the baseball of doom! Hand me the bat-bat!
Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!!
Robin: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel says that I'm irrelevant!
Robinson Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
Robinson Crusoe doesn't use Bluewave yet. Get yours before Friday.
Robinthe Bat-shark repellent!!!
Robo is not a COP !!
RoboComm -- Version 4.3 -- In the works!
RoboNap -- Sleeps for you while you type.
RoboNap: Sleeps for you while you are online.
Robocomm Registered User No. 0014.
Robocomm's crazy aunt!
Robocommies do it with EZ-READER
Robohead is letting himself in... - Al, "Heart of a Champion"
Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
Robosmurf -VS- the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. At the Asylum now.
Robosmurf Meets the Living Dead Carebears
Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D.
Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. At the asylum now.
Robot Roll Call: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Crroooowwwww!
Robot Roll Call: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Croooooow! - MST3K10
Robot maintenance isn't exactly your strong suit - Crow
Robot of anatomically indeterminate sex - Thomas Serveau
Robot: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Robot? I call it an electronic sulking machine!
Robotech, the show that gave me a fetish for green hair...
Robotech? Oh, look Darling, it's Dallas in outer space!
Robotnik of Borg: Tails is irrelevant. Knuckles will assimilate you.
Robots DO IT mechanically.
Robots do it mechanically.
Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL NOT OBEY!
Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
Robots speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL NOT OBEY!
Robots speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
Robots think there's been some sort of infiltration -Mike
Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers.
Robots: Anne Droid
Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers.
Robots? No! Android power! Uh, where's the plug?
Robotulism: "In Detroit, 6 welders succumbed today..."
Robust sex may cause bed to shift at least six inches.
Rochester (NY) has five seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, Winter.
Rochesterian and (cough) proud (gag) of (hack) it!
Rock 'n Roll: Good music or Full-Auto.
Rock 'n' roll is entertainment. Service not included.
Rock 'n' rule: 'Gem Day' on the home shopping channel.
Rock Around The Wristwatch by Bill Haley and The Comets
Rock Bottom. You would rather die than remain as you are.
Rock Climbing, Crow - Joel
Rock Climbing, Crow - Tom
Rock Climbing, Joel - Tom
Rock Climbing, Servo - Joel
Rock and Roll is not a crime!
Rock and Roll never forgets!
Rock and Roll sheep listen to Pink Floyd's "Animals"....
Rock and roll hootchie-koo..
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
Rock and roll never died, it just sounds that way.
Rock and roll will never die, but it's always a little sick....
Rock stupid hillbilly boy - Tom
Rock'em Sock'em nuns! - Tom
Rock'n'eggroll - Crow on Japanese country singer
Rock-a-bye baby under my tush. --Pesto Goodfeather.
Rockabye, sweet Baby James...
Rocket rooking velly good - Crow as oriental scientist
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
Rocket, get off the keyb--&%&$#@NO CARRIER
Rockin' Sparrow by Bobby Day
Rocks make great pillows! Ask Jacob! (Genesis 31:45)
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Rocks: the original unfinished furniture.
Rockwell RPI 14.4K V.42 MNP fax/modem and Brooklin bridge for sale.
Rockwell RPI modems? That's Ripoff Protocol Interface.
Rockwell RPI: Toy 14.4K fax/modems harnessing you to toy software.
Rockwell-based modem explodes, kills SYSOP, film at 11!
Rocky Horror More Fun to act than to watch!
Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Let There Be Lips
Rocky Horror Picture Show: The REAL best thing to cum out of NTSU
Rocky Horror:Squirtguns, rice, toast, and toilet paper, What fun!
Rocky Mountain High in Colorado; (Pikes Peak that is!!!)
Rocky Mountain Oysters ain't Chicken of the Sea!
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Rocky:"Wrong command?"; Bullwinkle:"I think it says it in the docs!"
Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilated.
Rod Stewart raised the question....
Rod Woodson = class. Deion = cash. End of discussion! *
Rod'em and Shaft'em - our presidents!
Rod'em and Shaft'em our presidents!
Rode the Wave to Miami Shores, FL... succesfully!
Rodendry: Hatred of all things Star Trek.
Rodents of Unusual Size? I dont think they exist. -- Westley
Rodeo is the opiate of the masses - Tom
Rodham Hood - she steals from everybody and gives to the government.
Rodney Dangerfield of Borg : "Respect is irrelevant."
Rodney King in FidoNet!...Can't we all just get along?
Rodney King joins FidoNet!....."Can't we all just get along?"
Rodney King's advice to OJ: "Stay in that damn blazer.."..
Rodney King's advice to OJ: "Stay in the damn car.."..
Roe v. Sturgeon: 90% of everything is carp.
Roe v. Wade: Not just a good Opinion. Its the law!
RofA #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
Roger Barnes: Twit of the Year 1994. Congratulations!
Roger Corman pushes my buttons! - Tom as girls fight
Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
Roger Zelazny, 1937-1995 : Adios, Prince of Amber..
Roger's dream. Two Indy winners in one year.
Roger, Roger.
Roger, tower. Which way's the sky? - Crow as pilot
Roger. You are in radar contact. What is your position?
Rogue loveseat, you face The Tick! - The Tick
Rogue vs the Borg: Why? Rogue's practically a collective already...
Rok: Existence...survival...must cancel out programming!
Rolaids. Not just for breakfast anymore!
Role Players do it 1-20 times a night.
Role players do it 1d20 times a night.
Role-players do it for the experience.
Role-playing gamers do it for the experience.
Roleplayers do it 3d6 times a night.
Roleplaying is addictive - Darkwood
Roleplaying tip: "Never trust a smiling DM!"
Roll another one, just like the other one, and don't Bogart that joint
Roll away . . . the dew..
Roll in the haystack and you won't have to LOOK for the needle!
Roll percentile dice against stupidity.
Roll the windows down, turn the radio up...
Roll up the barrels - Tom sings
Roll up your sleeve from the neck down. - Hawkeye to Margaret
Roller Skaters do it standing up!
Rollerskates, slope 14%, 300 mph... That'll get him! (Simon)
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hysterically I Scared The Cat....
Rolling On The Floor, Laughing!
Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips!
Rollo's are my favorite candy - Mike
Rolls of red tape seal your lips, money talking.
Rom couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake -- Quark
Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent. :Odo
Rom, you're not as stupid as you look. -- Odo I am, too! -- Rom
Roman Catholic: The world's oldest and largest franchise.
Roman Catholic: The world's most successful cult.
Roman Catholicism: The world's oldest and largest franchise.
Roman Catholics - the world's most successful cult....
Roman Xmas carrol: Christians roasting on an open fire ...
Roman digital clock: I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII
Roman football: Hut I, Hut III, Hut V, Hut VIII, Hut X. HIKE...
Roman orgy: group therapy.
Romance: offspring of fiction and love -Disraeli
Romani ite domum.
Romanian Government Announces Crash Program to Train New Pilots
Romantic evening: A beautiful woman, a bottle of wine, and Blue Wave.
Romantic evening: A beautiful woman, a bottle of wine, and Messenger.
Rome didn't fall in a day either.
Rome was not built in one day. John Heywood (1497-1580)
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou tagline?
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thy tagline writing?
Romp-romp-romp-romp-romp! Hey! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Romper Room magic mirror, I can see Mart-#CRACK#
Romulan Ale - excellent drink and a great varnish remover!
Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions. -- Kirk
Romulan Ale, an excellent drink and a GREAT varnish remover!
Romulan Ale, excellent drink and a great varnish remover!
Romulan Ale: An excellent drink and a great varnish remover!
Romulan Bell: Make a run for the Neutral Zone border!
Romulan Bell: Make a run for the Neutral Zone!
Romulan Burger: Now you see it, now you don't.
Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name.
Romulan Lie #2: We're on a mercy mission.
Romulan Proverb:"Do Unto Others, First!"
Romulan Tagline decloaking off the reader's port bow!
Romulan commander on Kirk: He's a sorcerer, that one.
Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned.
Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned.
Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANNON!
Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON!
Romulan warbird decloaking si##$#$@^$%#$%# NO CARRIER
Romulan warbird decloaking sir... **[**** NO CARRIER
Romulan warbird decloaking sir... /o[#+bO NO CARRIER
Romulans are so ruthless because every day is a bad hair day.
Romulans are the French Poodles of the Universe.
Romulans are the French Poodles of the galaxy.
Romulans claim posession of all in their field of view.
Romulans decloaking? Their leader must be FLASH Gordon.
Romulans do it cloaked.
Romulans, Klingons, and Borg, oh my!
Romulans: Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole yardstick.
Romulans: No closed season. No bag limit!
Romulans: Give em an inch and they'll take the whole yardstick.
Romulans: No closed season, no bag limit!
Romulins, Klingons, and Borg, oh my!
Ron & Nancy Reagan model computer - no period, colon or memory.
Ron Brown's $1 Mil.golden parachute-Closet Republican?
Ron Hodey. I went to high scholl with him - Mike
Ron Janorkar is to taglines what lungs are to the average human being.
Ron Janorkar knows *things* about *stuff*!
Ron Janorkar speaks rather loudly for a rational creature..
Ron Knights's head whistles in the wind.
Ron Purloin - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Ron to Nicole in Heaven:Here's your glasses. Thanks a lot.
Ronald Barnes has been caught stealing taglines again..
Ronald J. Hays, Admiral, was an Eagle Scout.
Ronald J. Hays, Comdr., U.S. Navy Pacific Fleet, was an Eagle Scout.
Ronald McDonald keeps sticking his big mac in Wendy's hot n' juicy.
Ronald Reagan -- he *should* be in his Fourth Term now!
Ronald Reagan in `96! He's tanned. He's rested. He's ready.
Ronald Reagan is a terminal optimist. -- David Stockman
Ronald Reagan library burned! Both books destroyed! Crayons melted!
Ronald Reagan or Teddy Ruxpin: Who told a better story?
Ronald Reagan told us stories. Clinton tells us LIES!
Ronald Reagan's library just burned down. Both books were destroyed.
Ronald Reagan, the Milli Vanilli of Presidents.
Ronald Reagan: The triumph of the embalmer's art.
Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents
Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents *
Ronald Reagan: The triumph of the embalmer's art.
Ronald Reagan: Unlettered, self-assured bumpkin -Nicholas Von Hoffman
Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
Ronald Wilson Reagan is an anagram for Insane Anglo Warlord.
Ronda, how do you attract so much trouble?
Rondi socked Louis in the stomach, then bit him with her missing teeth.
Ronnie RayGun: Well......Well......Well.......who are you?
Ronnie, you are lovely in a Tagline.
Roofer faces involuntary manslaughter after eavesdropping
Roofers DO IT up on top.
Roofers do it on tar paper sheets.
Roofers do it on top.
Roofers do it up on top.
Roofpreader for hire, cheap!
Rookie PC: But I don't have 30 hit points left....is that bad?
Room Service? I need chocolate, whipped cream & a rope...
Room for rent, unfurnished.
Room service? I need cherries, whipped cream and a rope.
Room service? Send up cherries, whipped cream and a silk rope
Roomservice? My room just disappeared, and I'm still in it! (Ilyshan)
Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
Roooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll Tide. Go Bama.
Roosevelt = New Deal. Clinton = Raw Deal.
Roosevelt gave us the "new deal." Clinton gives us the "raw deal."
Roosevelt gave us the New Deal; Clinton is giving us the Raw Deal.
Roosevelt gave us the new deal. Clinton gives us the raw deal.
Roosters DO IT coquettishly.
Roosters do it coquettishly.
Root Directory full - deleting *.* to make room.
Rootnewt: Obnoxious person who always digs into your personal life.
Rootnewt: Obnoxious person who's always digging into your personal life.
Rooty toot toot! - Tom leers at pretty girl
Rope (n): Device used for babysitting. Or for sex.
Rope had more Hawaiin locations - Crow
Rope it in, Babs. - Buster Bunny
Rope: (n) device used for babysitting. Or for sex.
Rope: (n) device used for babysitting. Or sex.
Rope: (n) device used for babysitting. Or for sex.
Roping here at the Mongol rodeo - Tom
Rosa Lopez, as confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo.
Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat
Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat...
Rosanne Barr: proof that mankind is troubled.
Rose Bolshevism: "Leningrad needs 2 touchdowns to win."
Rose are Red. Violets are Blue. The Klingons are here. So long to YOU!
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
RoseMail: Echomail delivered by limpwristed florist.
Roseanne Arnold -- Shannon Doherty before Ultra Slimfast.
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you'
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: "I'm not assimilating ANYTHING without Tom."
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you're gonna be
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated.
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: I'm not assimilating ANYTHING without Tom.
Roseanne Arnold: Shannen Doherty before Slimfast
Roseanne of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you're gonna be assimilated
Roseanne trying to get thru the wormhole: I *am* pushing!
Rosebud was a sled! - Crow
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and taglined. -- Tagspeare
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. - Shakespeare
Rosenfield's Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped.
Roses R Red.Violets R Blue.I'm Schizophrenic, and so am I
Roses R red orchids R black I like you best when you lie on your back
Roses R red,violets R blue,if I had 1 beer,I'd give it 2U
Roses are R, violets are B... leafs are G; RGB is easy to see.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you have a nose like a B-52.
Roses are red / Violets are blue / Some poems rhyme / But this one doesn't.
Roses are red violets are blue, me and my lawyer are about to sue you.
Roses are red, Violents are blue, My lawyer and I are about to sue you
Roses are red, Violet's are blue, And mine are white.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My lawyer & I are about to sue you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My lawyer and I are about to sue you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, some poems rhyme, and some don't
Roses are red, Violets are blue; My lawyer and I are about to sue you.
Roses are red, and violets are too expensive for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic... and so am I!
Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but not this one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but not this.
Roses are red, violets are blue, war sucks.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue...SVGA helps, but not with the hue.
Roses are red, violets are blue...but RGB gives you no clue.
Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic and so
Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Roses are red, white, pink, yellow, and orange... we need new poets!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic & so am I
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.
Roses are red...Violets aren't.
Roses are red/Violets are blue/Some poems rhyme/But this one doesn't.
Roses are red; violets are blue; Clinton inhales Flowers, too.
Roses are red; violets are not.
Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup
Roses smell better than onions but they make bad tasting soup!
Rosie O'Donnel in The Gauntlet - Mike on lady bus driver
Ross Perot - A Tiny Toon come to life.
Ross Perot - A victim of retroactive birth control.
Ross Perot - About four cents short of a nickel.
Ross Perot - Acme Acres real estate agent.
Ross Perot - Acme Looniversity Graduate 19@DY@.
Ross Perot - All booster - no payload.
Ross Perot - All crown - no filling.
Ross Perot - All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
Ross Perot - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Ross Perot - Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Ross Perot - An example of why some animals eat their young.
Ross Perot - As flakey as a snowstorm.
Ross Perot - As screwed up as a football bat.
Ross Perot - As thick as two short planks.
Ross Perot - Big money. Big mouth. Big ego. Big ears. Big pain.
Ross Perot - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Ross Perot - Born ugly and losing ground ever since.
Ross Perot - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Ross Perot - Diagnosable.
Ross Perot - Drivelmaster.
Ross Perot - Fanatical businessman or Ferengi in disguise? You decide.
Ross Perot - Full throttle, dry tank.
Ross Perot - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Ross Perot - Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Ross Perot - Paranoia Poster child for 19@DY@.
Ross Perot - Poster child for birth control.
Ross Perot - Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Ross Perot - Squirrel food.
Ross Perot - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Ross Perot - a couple of revisions behind.
Ross Perot - a couple of volts below threshold.
Ross Perot - a few beans short of a burrito.
Ross Perot - a few beers short of a six-pack.
Ross Perot - a few bombs short of a cluster.
Ross Perot - a few clowns short of a circus.
Ross Perot - a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Ross Perot - a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Ross Perot - a few peas short of a casserole.
Ross Perot - a few pickles short of a jar.
Ross Perot - a legend in his own mind.
Ross Perot - a living example of artificial intelligence.
Ross Perot - a redneck with money is _still_ a redneck.
Ross Perot - a sausage short of a barbecue.
Ross Perot - big mouth on an itty bitty body.
Ross Perot - condom poster child for 19@DY@.
Ross Perot - electroencephalographically challenged.
Ross Perot - inbred and proud of it!
Ross Perot - knitting with only one needle.
Ross Perot - living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Ross Perot - losing touch with reality more each day.
Ross Perot - one bean short of a burrito.
Ross Perot - one burrito short of a combo meal.
Ross Perot - one fry short of a happy meal.
Ross Perot - one id short of a personality.
Ross Perot - one marble shy of a full deck.
Ross Perot - one sandwich short of a picnic.
Ross Perot - paranoia personified.
Ross Perot - rebel without a clue.
Ross Perot - renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Ross Perot - result of a first cousin marriage.
Ross Perot - still trying to figure out who "they" are.
Ross Perot - the brother Barney Fife's too embarrassed to talk about.
Ross Perot - the father Alfred E. Newman never talks about.
Ross Perot - the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Ross Perot - the troll we were warned about when we were children.
Ross Perot -- mighty mite speaks!
Ross Perot Had A 2 Hour Summit With Space Aliens
Ross Perot and @FN@ in `96? <*shudder*<
Ross Perot and Al Gore in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot and He in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot and Orville Bullitt in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot and Orville in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot and Quark; separated at birth?
Ross Perot and YOU in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot and in `96? <*shudder*>
Ross Perot can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ross Perot doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
Ross Perot doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Ross Perot doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Ross Perot doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Ross Perot doesn't have both oars in the water.
Ross Perot doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Ross Perot doesn't know what he's talking about.
Ross Perot doesn't know what she's talking about.
Ross Perot doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Ross Perot echoes between the ears.
Ross Perot exhibits as much compassion as Steve Winter.
Ross Perot fan club - tar & feathers will be provided.
Ross Perot for Grand Nagus!
Ross Perot for Grand Naugus!
Ross Perot for President of the Ferengis
Ross Perot for President... of the Ferengi!
Ross Perot got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Ross Perot got left out of the group hug.
Ross Perot has a Wessonality disorder.
Ross Perot has a lifetime subscription to "Cracked". Figures.
Ross Perot has a lifetime subscription to "Mad Magazine". Figures.
Ross Perot has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
Ross Perot has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
Ross Perot has a screw loose.
Ross Perot has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
Ross Perot has bubbles in his think tank.
Ross Perot has gone the way of all flash.
Ross Perot has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Ross Perot has it floored in neutral.
Ross Perot has several screws loose.
Ross Perot has too many lice to feel an itch.
Ross Perot has trouble dealing with reality.
Ross Perot has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
Ross Perot headbutts steel posts for fun.
Ross Perot is obviously on the last lap around the gene pool.
Ross Perot is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental.
Ross Perot is truly the offspring of a crossbred penguin.
Ross Perot looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy on caffeine.
Ross Perot loses arguments with Ross Perot.
Ross Perot loves Ross Perot best.
Ross Perot makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
Ross Perot may not be president, but he can run for Grand Nagus!
Ross Perot meets Godzilla! And there was much rejoicing.
Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
Ross Perot says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Ross Perot says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu.
Ross Perot sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Ross Perot wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Ross Perot's Slinky's kinked.
Ross Perot's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Ross Perot's about as funny as a beerfart in a space suit.
Ross Perot's bitter because he was dropped from the Munchkin Union.
Ross Perot's caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Ross Perot's clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Ross Perot's comes from a long line of first cousins.
Ross Perot's demented and deluded mind.
Ross Perot's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
Ross Perot's employed as a crash dummy?!?
Ross Perot's family tree doesn't fork.
Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Ross Perot's gyros are loose.
Ross Perot's head whistles in a crosswind.
Ross Perot's little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Ross Perot's memory is truly random-access.
Ross Perot's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
Ross Perot's parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
Ross Perot's playing baseball with a rubber bat.
Ross Perot's playing hockey with a warped puck.
Ross Perot's playing with an unstrung raquet.
Ross Perot's plays solitaire......for cash.
Ross Perot's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Ross Perot's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Ross Perot's so tight-assed, he can sit on a tack.
Ross Perot's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Ross Perot, See dis? oldest knowed Ferengi ancesto'.
Ross Perot, do us all a favor and stay outta it in `96.
Ross Perot, remember, these *are* the 1990's, _NOT_ the 1890's.
Ross Perot: Oldest living ancestor of the Ferrengi.
Ross Perot: Big money. Big mouth. Big ego. Big ears. Big pain.
Ross Perot: Fanatical businessman or Ferengi in disguise? You decide.
Ross Perot: The terminate-and-stay-resident candidate
Ross Perot: oldest known Ferengi ancestor
Ross Perot????? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ross' Law: Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.
Rossanne Arnold arrested! Police found 30 lbs of Crack up her dress!
Rostenkowski: Chicago's Rent-a-Thief.
Rosty meet Mr. Gotti, Mr. Gotti, Rosty. <G<
Roswell' on Showtime, The Truth is on Their Shoulders.
Rot grubs are the great equalizer.
Rot13 is for weenies!
Rotate THIS!...and so she made me pay extra...
Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
Rotisserie: a Ferris Wheel for chickens.
Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens
Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.
Rotocoronetic - Person who eats corn on the cob in an up & down style
Rotten Apples do not grow on trees...they are only sold in computer stores.
Rotten snipers. - It's their job to be rotten. - Hawkeye
Rotten wood cannot be carved -- Confucius (Analects, Book
Rotten wood cannot be carved. --Confucius.
Rottweilers must do it with a smile.
Roughing it is television without cable.
Round and round and we won't let go..
Round numbers are always false.
Round the World: Madge Ellen
Round the World: Madge Ellen(7)
Round the turbine and quick! :O'Brien - Babel
Round up the usual bongo players - Mike
Round up the usual suspects!
Round up the usual suspects.--Casablanca
Round, round, get around. I've gotten round!
Rounded numbers are always false.
Route 666 - way of the beast
Route 666 - way of the beast
Rover! Look out for that truck! {SPLAT}$#%#$#!@$# NO TERRIER
Rover, don't chew that ()*^^$#)(*&^(^*% NO TERRIER
Rover, move over. Let Jimi take over. - Hendrix
Rowers DO IT with a long stroke.
Rowing so much hurts my hands, said Tom callously.
Rowwrrr... SSSSSSSSSST!
Roy Batty - N6MAA108116 - 8 January 2016
Roy Cohen is our greatest obstacle - Mike
Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."
Roy Thinnes: A cop who doesn't stay in line - Crow
Roy examines the mosquito's spoor...then *BLAM*...the mosquito is dead
Roy the Ranger's Famous Quote: Red Dragon? Big deal--I'm married!
Royal Assassin: DAMMIT! Shouldn't that be "Double dammit!"?
Royal Canadian Mint: The buck starts here.
Royal Party: Reign dance
Royal guards do it in uniforms.
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub - Crow
Rub a dub dub...(ZAP) Thanks for the grub!
Rub an orb, get your fortune
Rub her feet. L. Long
Rub her feet. -- Heinlein
Rub it vigorously into the affected area -Tom
Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 men in a tub. My! How unsanitary!
Rub-a-dub-dub, three politically correct men in a tub.
Rub-off Tagline, Win valuable Prizes!
Rubato: German measles.
Rubbed that old lamp Got a CD-ROM Now maybe I can see the Genies!
Rubber Chicken in '96!
Rubber Chickens DO NOT like fire.
Rubber Chickens LOVE Rubber Cocks.
Rubber Chickens alway let you win at Monopoly.
Rubber Chickens amuse your children.
Rubber Chickens are always glad to see you.
Rubber Chickens are good listeners; They keep secrets.
Rubber Chickens are good, wholesome fun.
Rubber Chickens aren't hard to identify in a police line-up.
Rubber Chickens aren't very good at chess.
Rubber Chickens aren't very good at freeze tag.
Rubber Chickens can't be bludgeoned to death.
Rubber Chickens don't fry.....unless they're on fire.
Rubber Chickens don't make a mess.
Rubber Chickens don't make a very good meal.
Rubber Chickens don't make good bedfellows.
Rubber Chickens don't smoke...unless they're burning.
Rubber Chickens don't snore when they sleep.
Rubber Chickens don't walk around in the nude.
Rubber Chickens eat very little.
Rubber Chickens hate country music.
Rubber Chickens have no qualms about sex.
Rubber Chickens ignore the voices that tell them to kill everyone in the
Rubber Chickens laugh in the face of Death.
Rubber Chickens lay those little plastic Easter Eggs.
Rubber Chickens like being handcuffed in bed.
Rubber Chickens like to cuddle.
Rubber Chickens like to fling themselves off tall buildings.
Rubber Chickens like to lay around.
Rubber Chickens like to see you in the nude.
Rubber Chickens make better masturbatory tools than cucumbers.
Rubber Chickens make good conversation when you're on LSD.
Rubber Chickens make superb sysops.
Rubber Chickens never argue.
Rubber Chickens never bite.
Rubber Chickens never need to sleep.
Rubber Chickens sleep all day.
Rubber Chickens support NORML.
Rubber Chickens want to take on the Power Rangers and KICK THEIR ARSES!
Rubber Chickens won't get into your stash.
Rubber Chickens won't hide when Mother-In-Law comes calling.
Rubber Chickens won't mind sharing you with your spouse.
Rubber Chickens won't puke on you if they drink too much.
Rubber Duckies are the relatives of Rubber Chickens.
Rubber band: Flexible musicians.
Rubber band: Flexible musicians...
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Rubber chickens MUST make a stand for their rights.
Rubber chickens have rights, too!
Rubber chickens will defend you if you torture Barney VERY slowly.
Rubber gloves come in very handy.
Rubber with retsin: condommint!
RubberMaid! :)
Rubuncles - The bumps on uncooked chicken.
Ruby Ridge Battle Cry: MRS. WEAVER! DROP THAT DEADLY ASSAULT BABY!
Rude Awakening: A cat's tongue across your eyelid.
Rude alert, rude alert! A fire has knocked out my voice recognition.
Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...
Rude: Just another way of being honest.
Rudi Gernreich is my hero!
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear...
Rudolph and Fluffy when the station quaked
Rudolph changed his nose to 500 watts. Blew a fuse.
Rudolph changed his nose to 500 watts. Blew a fuse.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.
Ruffles have ridges......and so do Klingons.
Ruffroof: The condition a dog suffers when eating peanut butter.
Rugby is played by men with odd-shaped balls!
Rugby is played by men with odd-shaped balls!!
Rugby players DO IT with leather balls.
Rugby players DO IT with odd shaped balls.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Ruin my studio, will you. you you. whatever-you-ares!!! Plotz
Rule # 1: No man should be without a beer.
Rule # 3: You must chase women.
Rule # 5: There is no Rule #5
Rule # 6 In all situations not covered see Rule # 5.
Rule # 6: If it looks good, go ahead and eat it.
Rule #01: Everyone must send the CH chocolate.
Rule #05: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #06: Everybody *MUST* buy the Dragon some Chocolate!
Rule #1 - The DM is Always Right. Rule #2 - See rule number one.
Rule #1 - Tigger is Always Right. Rule #2 - See rule number one.
Rule #102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
Rule #103: Sleep could interfere... (not finished)
Rule #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Rule #10: Everyone must buy the Moderator chocolate.
Rule #10: Everyone must send the Moderator chocolate.
Rule #10: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.
Rule #139: Wives serve; brothers inherit.
Rule #15: The Co-moderator is a diabetic. Just send money.
Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. --Robin Le\SLM
Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. --Robin Lefler
Rule #16: A deal is a deal.
Rule #18: Never take a beer to a job interview!
Rule #1: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #1: Never goose Lockheed.
Rule #1: Never lick the shady side of the Shuttle...
Rule #1: There are no rules.
Rule #1: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #1: Never take a beer to a job interview!
Rule #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor.
Rule #214: Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
Rule #21: Never place friendship above profit.
Rule #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
Rule #23: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
Rule #285: No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Rule #2: Never pull Ororo's ponytail.
Rule #3. Always abide by the rules of love.
Rule #30: No man should be without a beer.
Rule #31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
Rule #33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
Rule #3: Never try to shave Logan while he sleeps.
Rule #3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
Rule #4. Larger than life is JUST the right size.
Rule #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
Rule #48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Rule #4: Never steal Scott's sunglasses.
Rule #52: Do not stick it where it does not belong. Yeah, RIGHT!
Rule #57: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
Rule #59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #5: Never ask Remy to "pick a card, any card".
Rule #5: Computers are a Discordian Conspiracy.
Rule #5: Everyone must buy coffee for Jenny.
Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #5a: Everyone must buy the co-sysop a beer!
Rule #6 In all situations not covered see Rule # 5.
Rule #60: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than the joke.
Rule #62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
Rule #6: Anyone who buys pizza for the Moderator is on-topic.
Rule #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
Rule #76. Every once in a while, declare peace.
Rule #7: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
Rule #7: Keep your ears open.
Rule #7: Never take a beer to a job interview!
Rule #8: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule #9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Rule #9: The Co-moderator is a diabetic. Just send money.
Rule 1 - Don't close the door before you get through it
Rule 1 - Never take a beer to a job interview!
Rule 1 in housebreaking: Never answer the phone in the middle of a job.
Rule 1. Moderate only as necessary. Otherwise be invisible.
Rule 1: Trust No One......
Rule 1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule 2: Everything is small stuff
Rule 1: Everyone must send the CH chocolate.
Rule 1: No pooftahs.
Rule 1: Once you have their money, never give it back.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate.
Rule Brittania, Brittinia rules the waves.
Rule Five: No Poofters!
Rule Four, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule No.1: Because I'm the Sysop; that's why!
Rule No.1: The Sysop is Always Right!
Rule Number 6: There is NO Rule Number 6
Rule Number Six: There is NO Rule Six!
Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters!
Rule One: No Pooftahs!
Rule One: No Poofters!
Rule One: There will be no more Kirking around. THIS MEANS YOU, RIKER!
Rule Seven: No Poofters!!
Rule Six: There is *no*... rule six.
Rule Six: There is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Three: No Poofters!!
Rule Three: No pooftahs!
Rule Three: No pooftahs.
Rule for Project Managers: Attempt to be seen with important people.
Rule for Project Managers: Strive to look tremendously important.
Rule of Acquisition #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth a sack.
Rule of Acquisition #23: Steal taglines when you can.
Rule of Acquisition #31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
Rule of Acquisition #60: Keep your lies consistent.
Rule of Acquisition #76: Every once in a while, declare peace.
Rule of Aquisition #112: Never have sex with the boss' sister.
Rule of Aquisition #284: Rules are always subject to interpretation.
Rule of Aquisition #5: If you can't break a contract, bend it.
Rule of Creationism # 1: Claim false evidence then quietly sneak away.
Rule of Creationism # 5: Lying for the Lord is okay.
Rule of Creationism #10: Ignored evidence will go away.
Rule of Creationism #18: Build and burn straw men as often as possible.
Rule of Creationism #23: Claim superiority for Christian education.
Rule of Creationism #27: Always pretend to know more than you do.
Rule of Creationism #28: Shift the burden of proof to your critics.
Rule of Creationism #29: Hit and run (known as "The Brannan Rule")
Rule of Creationism #33: Claim evidence to destroy evolution...once.
Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat falls asleep.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asle
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep.
Rule of Neatness: Draw curves first, then crib readings.
Rule of Obedience #14. No jokes. - Crossover
Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Rule of Thumb: Finish with the same number of fingers you start with.
Rule of war #2: Never march on Moscow.
Rule one - no pooftahs
Rule out incompetence - THEN suspect conspiracy.
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike*
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike
Rules and models destroy genius and art.
Rules are guidelines to the wise, laws to the fool.
Rules are made to be Moderatorally bent.
Rules are made to be Moderatorlly bent.
Rules are made to be [masterfully] bent.
Rules for Escape From Cthulhu: 1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape.
Rules that work elsewhere do not work in NZ.
Rules that work elsewhere do not work in New Jersey.
Rules? What rules?
Rules? You mean FidoNet has *rules*?!
Rules? There are no stinking rules.
Rules?! We don' need no stinkin' Rules!
Ruling a country is like cooking a small fish. Lao-tzu
Ruling the world with our heads in a swirl - Mads sing
Rult of war #3: Never, ever attack the United States.
Rumor: Billy Mummy has signed for Voyager! NOT!
Rumors are like fire; they spead around and burn themselves out.
Rumors love lies.
Rumors of my death have been...well, slightly exaggerated anyway --Avon
Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Rumors start easily around here..pass it on.
Rumour: NT means Not Tested
Rumours are treason. Please report all rumours immediatly...
Rump Rodeo: Call another women's name & hold on for 8 Seconds
Rumper sticker on a horse: "Get off my tail, because shit happens."
Rumppump: A stair-climbing exerciser.
Run POLITICALLY CORRECT before post? (Y/N/Screw em!)
Run Time Error 485728403 ... SysOp Obviously Crazy
Run Windows 95? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence...
Run Windows under DV when reading this conference
Run Windows? I'd rather PIF on a Electric Fence
Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
Run a lot, do a lot, never be lazy, boy!
Run along & enjoy your beating, son - Tom as teacher
Run away son. Run -- run away... - Scar
Run away! Run Away! Kei and Yuri are here!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
Run away, before I taunt you one more time!
Run for cover! You have the dreaded Windows Virus!
Run for the hills, Ma Barker, before I call the feds! - Homer
Run for the toilet! Taco Bell's done it again!
Run for your lives! Moderator sighted.
Run for your lives! The moderator has been sighted!
Run for your lives! Moderaptor sighted.
Run for your lives! Moderator sighted!
Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted!
Run for your lives, the Dirty Pair -er- Lovely Angels are here!!
Run into much traffic on the way over?
Run like deer, or die like sheep, or take your dangers on.
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run out of recipes: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Run out of small children to BUTCHER? - G'Kar
Run out of small children to BUTCHER? - G'Kar B5
Run out of small children to butcher? -- G'Kar
Run out of taglines: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Run over the lawyer before the politician. Business before pleasure.
Run rabbit, run. Dig that hole, forget the sun.. - Pink Floyd
Run time error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user.
Run to good coffee, the blue ball, said Sally.
Run up an alley and holler 'fish'! - Hawkeye
Run with wind and weather to the music of the sea.
Run with wind and weather to the music of the sea. -Rush
Run! A Fighter's coming who only needs 5xp for level 26!
Run! Run!
Run! It's the Editor Dalek! Expurgate tedious tagline! Expurgate! <-TLP
Run! It's the Editor Dalek! "Expurgate tedious recipe! Expurgate!"
Run! It's the Editor Dalek! "Expurgate tedious tagline! Expurgate!"
Run! It's the Editor Dalek! Expurgate tedious Tagline! Expurgate! <-TLP
Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!
Run, #TN#! Run!
Run, Orville! Run!
Run, don't walk to your nearest modem and download Messenger V1.1.
Run, don't walk to your nearest modem and download Messenger v1.0.
Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbit! AARRGGHH.@$#* NO CARRIER
Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER
Run, rabbit, run- Pink Floyd
Run, run, run. Stop. Think about it - Crow as girl flees
Runabouts have the life expectancy of a redshirt.
Runabouts have the life expectency of a redshirt.
Runelight & Moses-The new musical inspired by the Ten Commandments.
Runelight & Moses: The new musical inspired by the Ten Commandments.
RunnZvVhrough Dino scat over there - Tom
Runners do it with vigor.
Runners get into more pants.
Runnin' around town until dawn.
Running DOS, Reboot, Error.... No drive...
Running NYMPHO.EXE %1 %2 %3 %4 ...TIMEOUT%5 %6 %7 ...TIMEOUT%8
Running NYMPHO.EXE %1 %2 %3 %4 ...TIMEOUT... %5 %6 %7 ...TIMEOUT... %8
Running OS/2, and loving it!
Running Spellchecker..........................Fatal System Error 5403
Running U.S. appliances on British current.
Running Windows Is Worse Than Washing Them.
Running Windows is better than washing them!
Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it?
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Running Windows is better than washing them...Barely
Running Windows is no better than washing them.
Running Windows? I'd rather wash them!
Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER
Running a BBS is best left to those committed..to an asylum!
Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnostic, Captain - Geordi
Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.
Running as fast as they can, Ironman lives again...-Black Sabbath
Running at 300 baud
Running at 300 baud.
Running from the Turing Police
Running into debt is almost as bad as running into who you owe.
Running into debt isn't bad. It's running into creditors!
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.
Running on empty.
Running out of quips in a hurry!
Running over the same old ground what have we found? The same old fear
Running over the same old ground. What have we found?
Running water is fine, but not running through the roof.
Running windows means never having to say: Task Complete!
Runs squares around the competition.
Runs under windows (yeah right)
Runs, ducks and weaves, cackling hysterically into the night
Runt of Borg: "I love it when you assimilate, Rita!"
Runtime Error #09893398459: Sysop Crazy.
Runtime Error $$33: Send $33 to Microsoft to continue...
Runtime Error 1071 - Company tech out to lunch.
Runtime Error 1072 - Sorry, we had a lousy beta tester.
Runtime Error 1073 - Your warranty just expired.
Runtime Error 3478:0251 : Can not find computer.
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Runtime error 1072. Sorry, we had lousy beta testers.
Runtime error 1077 - It might help if you turned the printer on, Doofus!
Runtime error 1078. Next time don't pay the programmer up front.
Runtime error 1079 - Warranty just expired.
Runtime error: Next time don't pay the programmer up fron
Ruptured Chinaman by Wun Hung Lo
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rusa ima mnogo,a Amerikanaca sasvim dovoljno.
Rush Limbaugh's 15 minutes of fame has been running for 6 years...
Rush Limbaugh's business friends do not believe in the golden rule.
Rush Limbaugh's friend's employees need "Save the children" charities
Rush Limbaugh's friend's employees need "Save the children" charities.
Rush Limbaugh's friend's need "Save the children" charities.
Rush Limbaugh's friends caused the S&L crunch.
Rush Limbaugh's theories would have worked in the 1800's ...maybe
Rush "Missouri Fats" Limbaugh Hustler of Hogwash.
Rush (bash! bash! bash!) Limbaugh.
Rush Hindenburg Limbaugh: America's answer to the Borg
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
Rush Hour....When that Fat Guy's on the Radio
Rush LimBORG - All other opinions are irrelevant.
Rush LimBORG...er.........Isn't that some kind of stinky cheese?
Rush LimBORG...er...Isn't that some kink of stinky cheese?
Rush LimBORG...er...Isn't that some kink of stiny cheese?
Rush LimBORG: "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Rush LimBorg: All other opinions are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: All other opinions are irrelevent.
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant!
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: everyone other opinions are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: everyone other opinions are irrelevent.
Rush Limabaugh: Poster boy for Outcome Based Physical Education.
Rush Limbaugh Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Rush Limbaugh Reinventing Mediocrity
Rush Limbaugh & friends would have starved the Biblical Ox.
Rush Limbaugh (adj): Worst possible insult to a thinking person
Rush Limbaugh * The voice of married first-cousins....
Rush Limbaugh + 5 years = Morton Downey, Jr.
Rush Limbaugh - Epitome of verbal diarrhea!
Rush Limbaugh - 1993 inductee into the Radio Hall of Fame.
Rush Limbaugh - 1994 spokesperson for Florida citrus.
Rush Limbaugh - 1994 spokesperson for Florida orange juice.
Rush Limbaugh - A Flower in a garden of Media Weeds!
Rush Limbaugh - About as bright as a black hole.
Rush Limbaugh - All booster - no payload.
Rush Limbaugh - An example of why some animals eat their young.
Rush Limbaugh - As screwed up as a football bat.
Rush Limbaugh - BMOC...Big Mouth On Camera
Rush Limbaugh - Barney's biggest fan.
Rush Limbaugh - Barney's illegitimate son.
Rush Limbaugh - Commanding General of the Army of Truth.
Rush Limbaugh - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth
Rush Limbaugh - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Rush Limbaugh - Draft Dodger, College Drop Out and non-Voter!
Rush Limbaugh - Epitome of verbal diarrhea!
Rush Limbaugh - Every republican homosexuals dream date!
Rush Limbaugh - Honorary spokesperson for "Dykes on Bikes
Rush Limbaugh - Honorary spokesperson for "Dykes on Bikes."
Rush Limbaugh - Hot Air Balloon With Mouthpiece.
Rush Limbaugh - Informationally deprived.
Rush Limbaugh - Poster boy for free speech.
Rush Limbaugh - Poster boy for the American way.
Rush Limbaugh - Reinventing Mediocrity
Rush Limbaugh - So conservative he has two right sides.
Rush Limbaugh - The Doctor of Democracy
Rush Limbaugh - The Fourth Branch of Government!
Rush Limbaugh - The epitome of morality and common sense.
Rush Limbaugh - The most dangerous man in America!
Rush Limbaugh - Truth, Justice & the American Way of Life
Rush Limbaugh - Truth, Justice and the American Way of Life.
Rush Limbaugh - With half his brain tied behind his back.
Rush Limbaugh - With talent on loan from God.
Rush Limbaugh - a legend in his own mind.
Rush Limbaugh - a living example of artificial intelligence.
Rush Limbaugh - for those who don't understand truck pulls.
Rush Limbaugh - just like a tattoo... gets under your skin.
Rush Limbaugh ... perpetually digesting but indigestible
Rush Limbaugh : A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Rush Limbaugh : A couple of revisions behind.
Rush Limbaugh : bad spot on the disk.
Rush Limbaugh : reading from an empty disk
Rush Limbaugh : running at 300 baud
Rush Limbaugh : swapped out.
Rush Limbaugh : working with an unformatted disk
Rush Limbaugh :A few bits shy of a word.
Rush Limbaugh :A loose chip on the microprocessor board.
Rush Limbaugh :An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
Rush Limbaugh :CPU not connected to the bus.
Rush Limbaugh :Doesn't have all the pens in her plotter.
Rush Limbaugh :Had a head crash.
Rush Limbaugh :Has a few wait states.
Rush Limbaugh :Has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
Rush Limbaugh :In need of a ROM upgrade.
Rush Limbaugh :Overruns above 110 baud.
Rush Limbaugh :Pins 2 & 3 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground.
Rush Limbaugh :Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Rush Limbaugh :Source code is missing a few lines.
Rush Limbaugh Hour: The '90s version of the old Geek Show.
Rush Limbaugh Photographed in Gay Bathhouse!
Rush Limbaugh ain't straight, man!
Rush Limbaugh and Barney: Separated at birth.
Rush Limbaugh and Barney: Separated at birth.
Rush Limbaugh and Barney: Seperated at birth.
Rush Limbaugh and Barny: Seperated at birth.
Rush Limbaugh and Ronald Reagan: strange bedfellows
Rush Limbaugh and friends would have starved the Biblical Ox.
Rush Limbaugh and the Pillsbury Doughboy were separated at birth
Rush Limbaugh and the Republican party? A bunch of bullsh*t!
Rush Limbaugh arrested for impersonating a blimp.
Rush Limbaugh can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Rush Limbaugh comes from a long line of first cousins.
Rush Limbaugh counts with imaginary numbers.
Rush Limbaugh does not qualify as a tagline.
Rush Limbaugh does not want competition on the public air waves.
Rush Limbaugh for President!
Rush Limbaugh for Vice President so we will never hear from him again!
Rush Limbaugh for Vice President. Rush Limbaugh for Vice President.
Rush Limbaugh for president in 1996
Rush Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic.
Rush Limbaugh given emergency enema, finds other half of brain!
Rush Limbaugh given enema, finds other half of brain!
Rush Limbaugh got into the radio HoF much faster than Larry King.
Rush Limbaugh has Adolf Hitler's spleen!
Rush Limbaugh hates equality.
Rush Limbaugh illustrates idiocy by being an idiot.
Rush Limbaugh is REALLY the Pillsbury Doughboy on acid.
Rush Limbaugh is Right !
Rush Limbaugh is a Drag Queen from the Bronx.
Rush Limbaugh is a closet Liberal!
Rush Limbaugh is a loud-mouthed, big, ol' fat, pancake flippin' hog!
Rush Limbaugh is a twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.
Rush Limbaugh is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons is.
Rush Limbaugh is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons.
Rush Limbaugh is against the fairness doctrine.
Rush Limbaugh is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.
Rush Limbaugh is bovinely out of context.
Rush Limbaugh is bovinely racist.
Rush Limbaugh is conservative - his airplane doesn't have a left wing.
Rush Limbaugh is cool. NOT!
Rush Limbaugh is for covetousness.
Rush Limbaugh is for insurance companies hiding $$ in real estate.
Rush Limbaugh is just another misguided manure salesman.
Rush Limbaugh is not the problem - he is the answer.
Rush Limbaugh is on the side that designed Watergate.
Rush Limbaugh is so Right that he's Left.
Rush Limbaugh is so conservative he has two right sides.
Rush Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives.
Rush Limbaugh is the anti-Christ...
Rush Limbaugh is to freedom as Bobbitt is to anatomy
Rush Limbaugh is worldwide on 15.42 Mhz WRNO shortwave.
Rush Limbaugh isn't always right. He's always ->RIGHT->!
Rush Limbaugh isn't an idiot. Full of shit, yes. An idiot, no.
Rush Limbaugh isn't an idiot. He's full of ###, yes, but an idiot, no.
Rush Limbaugh isn't straight!
Rush Limbaugh isn't straight! He's VERY, VERY crooked.
Rush Limbaugh loves treading on the downtrodden.
Rush Limbaugh makes moderates seem like leftists.
Rush Limbaugh makes wood seem intelligent.
Rush Limbaugh makes you gnash your teeth because you know he's right!
Rush Limbaugh method for avoiding energy taxes: Let the hot air out of
Rush Limbaugh must DIE! --Boneyard Press.
Rush Limbaugh opinions: The future of thinking people.
Rush Limbaugh perpetually digesting but indigestible
Rush Limbaugh photographed at a gay bathhouse -- film at 11!
Rush Limbaugh said "The American people are too easily fooled." By him.
Rush Limbaugh said The American people are too easily fooled. By him.
Rush Limbaugh said concern for blacks is a setback to America.
Rush Limbaugh said concern for women is a setback to America.
Rush Limbaugh said, concern for blacks is a setback for America.
Rush Limbaugh said, concern for women is a setback for America.
Rush Limbaugh says feminists are all unattractive. Look who's talking!
Rush Limbaugh secretly supported Clinton!!!!
Rush Limbaugh seen at gay bar. Film at eleven.
Rush Limbaugh sexy? In what universe?
Rush Limbaugh should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic
Rush Limbaugh used to have an open mind, until his brains fell out.
Rush Limbaugh wants to make the public airwaves private.
Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.
Rush Limbaugh will be a noncloset Liberal when it is *profitable*!
Rush Limbaugh would give Queers a bad name.
Rush Limbaugh would have kept DDT around.
Rush Limbaugh would have said Watergate is politically correct.
Rush Limbaugh! talk about Unamerican!
Rush Limbaugh's memory is truly random-access.
Rush Limbaugh's 15 minutes of fame has been running for 6 years...
Rush Limbaugh's business friends do not believe in the golden rule.
Rush Limbaugh's definition of FemiNazi: @#<^&@>$#!?"@#$!
Rush Limbaugh's doing the time warp again!
Rush Limbaugh's friend's employees need "Save the children" charities.
Rush Limbaugh's friends caused the S and L crunch.
Rush Limbaugh's friends caused the S&L crunch.
Rush Limbaugh's mental floss: your best protection against truth decay
Rush Limbaugh's newest competition is Mario Cuomo? BWAAAHAHAHAHAA!!
Rush Limbaugh's only harmful if some sap believes him.
Rush Limbaugh's reset line is glitching.
Rush Limbaugh's theories would have worked in the 1800's ...maybe
Rush Limbaugh, God wants his talent back since you're not using it.
Rush Limbaugh, a stark contrast from the Liberal News Network(s)
Rush Limbaugh, for people who don't understand the WWF
Rush Limbaugh, with all the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Rush Limbaugh, with taglines on loan from God.
Rush Limbaugh, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leap. (BOOT TO THE HEAD).
Rush Limbaugh--a perfect argument for abortion!
Rush Limbaugh. Talk about Un american!
Rush Limbaugh. Talk about Unamerican!
Rush Limbaugh. Living proof of what happens when 1st cousins marry.
Rush Limbaugh. Talk about UnAmerican!
Rush Limbaugh. The only true journalist in America!
Rush Limbaugh... Its easier that thinking on your own!
Rush Limbaugh... Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling
Rush Limbaugh... The patron saint of mediocrity!
Rush Limbaugh... for people who don't understand the WWF
Rush Limbaugh... for people who just don't understand tractor pulls.
Rush Limbaugh... kinda like Super Dave doing politics.
Rush Limbaugh... proof that ANY idiot can get on TV.
Rush Limbaugh... proof that bigotry still runs rampant.
Rush Limbaugh... the political equivalent of the WWF.
Rush Limbaugh...Its easier that thinking on your own!
Rush Limbaugh...living proof of what happens when 1st cousins marry.
Rush Limbaugh...proof that bigotry still runs rampant.
Rush Limbaugh: "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Rush Limbaugh: "If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Rush Limbaugh: A good argument for retroactive abortion.
Rush Limbaugh: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
Rush Limbaugh: A legend in his own mind.
Rush Limbaugh: A personality cult by any other name...
Rush Limbaugh: A wet dream for the barely literate right.
Rush Limbaugh: Abortion Poster child.
Rush Limbaugh: All the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Rush Limbaugh: America's designated Hitler
Rush Limbaugh: Another disgrace on America!
Rush Limbaugh: Antidote for insomnia
Rush Limbaugh: Antidote for nymphomania
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Truth.
Rush Limbaugh: Epitome of verbal diarrhea!
Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexuals dream date!
Rush Limbaugh: Forging new limits of human stupidity daily.
Rush Limbaugh: He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"!
Rush Limbaugh: He can dish it out, but he can't take it!
Rush Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry!
Rush Limbaugh: If I can't misquote it, I don't want it.
Rush Limbaugh: Its easier that thinking on your own!
Rush Limbaugh: KKK without the sheet.
Rush Limbaugh: Living proof of what happens when cousins marry.
Rush Limbaugh: Political savior or just another Pakled? You decide!
Rush Limbaugh: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
Rush Limbaugh: Proof that evolution works in reverse.
Rush Limbaugh: Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling!
Rush Limbaugh: See "Git".
Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Rush Limbaugh: So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Rush Limbaugh: Stop him now before he breeds!
Rush Limbaugh: The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid.
Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely!
Rush Limbaugh: The whale that walks like a man!
Rush Limbaugh: The world's most gifted idiot.
Rush Limbaugh: Twenty pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh: When he sits around a house...
Rush Limbaugh: a woman's worst nightmare
Rush Limbaugh: the voice of married first-cousins....
Rush Limbaugh: "If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Rush Limbaugh: ...er.........Isn't that some kind of stinky cheese?
Rush Limbaugh: 10 Kg of s**t in a 5 Kg bag.
Rush Limbaugh: 10 Kg of sh!t in a 5 Kg bag.
Rush Limbaugh: 500 lbs. of shit in a 250 lb. windbag
Rush Limbaugh: 600 pounds of feces in a 300 pound windbag
Rush Limbaugh: 600 pounds of shit in a 300 pound windbag.
Rush Limbaugh: A Flower in a garden of Media Weeds!
Rush Limbaugh: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
Rush Limbaugh: A good exampleREAL men sleep in the wet spot!
Rush Limbaugh: A legend in his own mind.
Rush Limbaugh: A personality cult by any other name.
Rush Limbaugh: A product of Outcome Based Physical Education.
Rush Limbaugh: A wet dream for the barely literate right.
Rush Limbaugh: Abortion Poster child.
Rush Limbaugh: All other opinions are irrelevant
Rush Limbaugh: All other opinions are politically correct.
Rush Limbaugh: All the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Rush Limbaugh: America's biggest blow hard.
Rush Limbaugh: America's designated Hitler
Rush Limbaugh: Another disgrace on America!
Rush Limbaugh: Assimilation on loan from God.
Rush Limbaugh: Captain Kangaroo-court
Rush Limbaugh: Cartographer for lemmings.
Rush Limbaugh: Closet liberal
Rush Limbaugh: Commander in chief of the army of ignorance.
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Truth.
Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the armies of ignorance.
Rush Limbaugh: Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Rush Limbaugh: Draft Dodger, College Drop Out and non-Voter!
Rush Limbaugh: Epitome of verbal diarrhea!
Rush Limbaugh: Epitomy of verbal diarrhea!
Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexual's dream date!
Rush Limbaugh: Every gay conservative's favorite fantasy.
Rush Limbaugh: Example of why 1st cousins shouldn't marry
Rush Limbaugh: Forging new limits of human stupidity daily.
Rush Limbaugh: Global Village Idiot
Rush Limbaugh: He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"!
Rush Limbaugh: He IS a "right-wing fatso".
Rush Limbaugh: He can dish it out, but he can't take it!
Rush Limbaugh: High Commander of the armies of ignorance.
Rush Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry!
Rush Limbaugh: If I can't misquote it, I don't want it.
Rush Limbaugh: In your heart, you know he's right... Far right!
Rush Limbaugh: Its easier that thinking on your own!
Rush Limbaugh: Jim Bakker without a Bible
Rush Limbaugh: Liberals are irrevalent.
Rush Limbaugh: Living proof of what happens when cousins marry.
Rush Limbaugh: Millions of brain-deads can't all be wrong.
Rush Limbaugh: On the Cutting Edge of Societal Evolution!
Rush Limbaugh: One voice in a sea of ultra liberalism!
Rush Limbaugh: Opiate of the asses.
Rush Limbaugh: Political savior or just another Pakled? You decide!
Rush Limbaugh: Poster boy for Outcome Based Physical Education.
Rush Limbaugh: Proof that American education has limits.
Rush Limbaugh: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
Rush Limbaugh: Proof that evolution works in reverse.
Rush Limbaugh: Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling
Rush Limbaugh: Radios answer to Pro Wrestling.
Rush Limbaugh: Redefining Greatness on the Radio!
Rush Limbaugh: Reinventing Mediocrity
Rush Limbaugh: See Git.
Rush Limbaugh: So Right, he's WRONG!
Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Rush Limbaugh: So narrow minded he can look in a keyhole w/both eyes.
Rush Limbaugh: So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Rush Limbaugh: Stop him now before he breeds!
Rush Limbaugh: Talk about Unamerican!
Rush Limbaugh: The Doctor of Democracy
Rush Limbaugh: The Eddie Haskel of radio!
Rush Limbaugh: The Epitome of Morality and Virtue! <BG>
Rush Limbaugh: The Gilligan of radio!
Rush Limbaugh: The Mercedes Benz of talk radio!
Rush Limbaugh: The National Enquirer for Conservatives.
Rush Limbaugh: The Only Healthful Addiction in America!
Rush Limbaugh: The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid.
Rush Limbaugh: The Popular Voice of America.
Rush Limbaugh: The Popular Voise of Amarika.
Rush Limbaugh: The Populer Voice of America
Rush Limbaugh: The Populer Voise of Amarika
Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely!
Rush Limbaugh: The Wet Dream of the Barely Literate Right!
Rush Limbaugh: The Whale That Walks Like A Man!
Rush Limbaugh: The crybaby of the right.
Rush Limbaugh: The man everyone warned you about!
Rush Limbaugh: The only voice of sanity in America today!
Rush Limbaugh: The patron saint of mediocrity!
Rush Limbaugh: The political equivalent of the WWF
Rush Limbaugh: The voice of married first-cousins...
Rush Limbaugh: The voice of the no-longer silent majority.
Rush Limbaugh: The whale that walks like a man!
Rush Limbaugh: The world's most gifted idiot.
Rush Limbaugh: Twenty pounds of feces in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh: Twenty pounds of s**t in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh: Twenty pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh: What happens when cousins marry.
Rush Limbaugh: When he sits around a house.
Rush Limbaugh: When he sits around a house...
Rush Limbaugh: When he sits around the house...
Rush Limbaugh: Why are liberals so afraid of the truth?
Rush Limbaugh: a boil on the butt of reason.
Rush Limbaugh: an all purpose prick.
Rush Limbaugh: perpetually digesting but indigestible.
Rush Limbaugh: politically somewhere right of Alaric the Visigoth.
Rush Limbaugh: protection against truth decay
Rush Limbaugh: the voice of married first-cousins....
Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.
Rush Limbaugh; Quick! Before he gets away!
Rush Limbaugh; the Golden Boy of the Archie Bunker style conservative.
Rush Limbaugh=Pillsbury Doughboy on Acid.
Rush Limbaugh? No Thank You! I Have Taste!
Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents Were Married
Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents were from different families
Rush LimbaughIts easier than thinking on your own!
Rush LimbaughIts easier that thinking on your own!
Rush LimbaughRadio's answer to Professional Wrestling
Rush LimbaughThe patron saint of mediocrity!
Rush Limbaughfor people who don't understand the WWF
Rush Limbaush...religion for the asses.
Rush Limborg - "Your opinion is irrelevant."
Rush Limborg - "Your opinion is rrelevant."
Rush Limborg - Your opinion is irrelevant.
Rush Limborg Assimilation on loan from God.
Rush Limborg, Liberals are irrelevant.
Rush Limborg, Liberals are irreverent.
Rush Limborg: "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Rush Limborg: "Assimilating America."
Rush Limborg: "Assimilation on loan from God."
Rush Limborg: "Liberals are irrelevant."
Rush Limborg: "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Rush Limborg: "Assimilating America."
Rush Limborg: "Assimilation on loan from God."
Rush Limborg: "Liberals are irrelevant."
Rush Limborg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
Rush Limborg: Assimilating America.
Rush Limborg: Assimilation on loan from God.
Rush Limbuagh + 5 years = Morton Downey, Jr.
Rush Limbuagh -- a legend in his own mind
Rush Limbuagh -- about as bright as a black hole
Rush Limbuagh can be outwitted by a can of marshmello fluff
Rush Lio Board
Rush Simbaugh: The Lyin' King
Rush You're wrong unless you agree with me Limbaugh
Rush albums! - Crow on crates marked 'Serum'
Rush bashing...And you thought sex was fun!
Rush gettin to you? Who ya gonna call? Myth busters.
Rush hour on Spaghetti Junction - Crow on chase scene
Rush hour: when traffic is at a standstill.
Rush is Reich.
Rush is a harmless little fuzzball. So are tribbles.
Rush is living proof they'll let anyone on TV!
Rush is on 650 radio stations. No one else comes close.
Rush is right!.....Far right!
Rush is right. Bugs some of you, doesn't it?
Rush is so Right that he's Left.
Rush is to Clinton as a 80486/66 is to a 8088/4.77.
Rush is to reason as pedophilia is to sex.
Rush is to sex as Bobbitt is to penis
Rush is wrong.
Rush isn't an idiot. Full of shit, yes. An idiot, no.
Rush loves treading on the downtrodden.
Rush makes 'New Democrats' accountable for what they say/do.
Rush makes moderates seem like leftists.
Rush may be funny, but these liberals are a riot!
Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
Rush said "The American people are too easily fooled." By him.
Rush should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic.
Rush speaks & liberals quiver with rage, humiliation, embarrassment,...
Rush speaks & liberals quiver with rage, humiliation, embarrassment...
Rush speaks and liberals shake with humiliation and embarassment.
Rush speaks what America thinks.
Rush speaks--liberals shake with humiliation and embarassment
Rush speaks-liberals shake with humiliation/embarrassment.
Rush to Oblivion!
Rush to impeach Clinton(s) in 1996!
Rush to impeach Clintons in 1996!
Rush wakes you up. Tribbles lull you to sleep. Both are warm and fuzzy.
Rush wants to put Att Gen into conflict of interest problems.
Rush was around four years before Clinton was elected.
Rush won't fly on a plane unless it has 2 right wings.
Rush would have said Watergate is politically correct.
Rush! One man with so many enemies has to be right!
Rush! One man, with so many enemys, he has to be right!
Rush's dittoheads by a mad scientist's deranged Xerox.
Rush's talent came from God. Your talent came from a cesspool.
Rush's talent came from God. Your talent came from a pawnshop.
Rush's talent came from God. Your talent came from a salvage yard.
Rush, God wants his talent back since you're not using it.
Rush, radio's answer to Professional wrestling.
Rush: In your heart, you know he's right... Far right!
Rush: A fresh wind of truth blowing across the landfill of ignorance.
Rush: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
Rush: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
Rush:Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling!
Rush? God here. I'm calling that loan.
Rush? Isn't that the name of a band?
Rush? Yeah, great band!
Rushaphobia (n.) - an irrational distaste for informed opinions.
Rushenlimburgbaugh: a badly inflated cheese
Rushing through the cold night air...
Rushnet=Barbarian Kingdom/317/546/3988=With Talent on loan from God.
Russ Meyer had directed Clare Booth Luce's The Women -Tom
Russ Meyer's Goldilocks - Tom
Russell/Barry in `96! It can't get worse, but it can get funnier.
Russell: Limbless man in a pile of leaves.
Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.
Russia's biggest export: cold Siberian air...
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
Russian Express card motto - DON'T LEAVE HOME!
Russian Sadism by Ripatitiov
Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor
Russian Venerial Disease: Rotjerkokov.
Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys
Russian diarrhoea : The Trotskys
Russian for VD: Rotyercockoff
Rust never sleeps.
Rustle in the Weeds, by Izzy Oner
Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly
Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nightly
Rusty Bedsprings: I.P. Nightly
Rusty Dinky Toy in glove compartment: autological Toyota.
Rusty Miller IS cool
Rusty springs in the mousetrap.
Rusty the Bailiff has some confessions for you to sign. - Dougie L.
Rut like a crazed weasel - Tom
Ruthie is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Ryan Tucker, who is high and dry. Basement & Tap.
Ryan is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Rye, Romney and Hythe for wealth without health,
Rye?....Rye not!
Ryoga 'til you get lost!
Ryoga Hibiki? - Akane
race car spelled backwards is "race car"
racetrack: A place where windows clean people.
raging at unreachable glory--straining at invisible chains.
ramming the cucumber firmly home with a mallet
random. Faith shoots from the hip." -- Rush
rather than solved. Gentlemen, they've sent us the Dirty Pair!
ratta tat tat, jacker on his back...
razendflitsenfrissendsnelvibrerendkoelkoelkoelsissende...
re-introduce the MEXICAN GREY WOLF
reach down between my legs....ease the seat back....(hair dryer)...
read and obey, or flee before the <spack> gets too thick.
ready are you?...what know you of ready?...
reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
real women can read the Pterry IN ANY ORDER!!! :)
reality check... nope, not there...
reality is an illusion caused by lack of acid.
reality.sys corrupt... reboot universe? (Y/N)
reality: only a concept and the home of the brave.
really isn't getting anywhere. And besides, I've left out `aardvark'.
realprogrammersdontusespacespunctuationorcaps
reboot it, during a FAT
rec.boats: we go sailing virtually every day
rece macka i nastavi da lize dupe ...
receive these NEW (I swear, NEW) Taglines:
recently revoked for exceding the credibility limit once too often.
recipe #27, See Appendix C, pg 245
recipe (n): High Technology bumper sticker.
recipe Evaluation: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [x]Stupid
recipe For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.
recipe Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In.
recipe II: The Sequel.
recipe NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED.
recipe Out To Lunch. Back in an hour.
recipe Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved
recipe access denied!
recipe affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.
recipe cancelled due to lack of interest!
recipe dispenser empty: To order more, call 1-800-TAG-LINE.
recipe dropped due to budget cuts.
recipe error, snag another? (Y/n)
recipe file recipeS.BW corrupt. Loading file MY_DIARY.TXT . . . .
recipe goes crazy! Hundreds injured. Reply at 11.
recipe missing. User deleted.
recipe not found. User twitted.
recipe snagged and added to my collection.
recipe snaging is the sincerest form of flattery.
recipe space to let. Inquire within.
recipe switch set to Autosnag
recipe thievery . . . On the next Oprah!
recipe thieverycoming up on the next Geraldo!
recipe, I don't need no stinking recipe!
recipe, You're it!
recipe. This a random is
recipe: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes.
recipe? I don't need no stinking recipe!!!
recipe? Where? What is a recipe, anyways?
recipeS: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo!
recipes \'tag-l*inz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
recipes - can't live with 'em . . .
recipes - smart thougts for dummy readers!
recipes R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
recipes and politics: a match made in heaven (or hell?)
recipes are a figment of your imagination.
recipes are added automagically by most off-line readers.
recipes are for fun...
recipes are for morons.
recipes are for those people who tagalong long time.
recipes are great!! especially HARD ones!
recipes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the\SLMR
recipes are like cats - you only think you own them.
recipes are like cats. You just think that they're yours.
recipes are like motel towels...meant to be taken
recipes are like the footnotes to messages.
recipes are not addictive. Excuse me for a sec.
recipes are seeds for Doctorate thesis.
recipes are subject to change without notice; recipes are slightly
recipes are the restroom wall of Off Line Readers.
recipes duplicate when you remove the tag saying "Do not remove".
recipes for sale! whoops, never mind, they were just snagged...
recipes mean nothing to me!
recipes not sold by volume. Contentsofrecipemaysettleduringshipping.
recipes smaglines.. Who needs the damn things..!
recipes that make you go "Hmmm..."
recipes that make you say.......Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
recipes! recipes! recipes! I want recipes!
recipes! recipes! recipes! I want recipes!
recipes, recipes, Catch the fever now...
recipes--A place to dry wet tags.
recipes..........The bumper stickers of BBSing
recipes...one line freedom of speech!
recipes...the electronic "bumper sticker"...
recipes: E ---+----+----+----/ F
recipes: The REAL reason for netmail.
recipes: More interesting than the crap above.
recipes: One-line freedom to abuse others with your speech.
recipes: Take all you want. We'll make more.
recipes: The REAL reason for echo mail.
recipes: Very addicting. Harder to drop than cigarettes.
recipes: and How They Affect Women. Next On Oprah.
recipes: the license plates of BBSing.
recipes: your chance to piss someone off.
recipes? I thought you invited me to see your Tanlines!
recipes? We doan need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
recipes? We don't need no steenkin' recipes!
recipes??? I thought you asked to see my tanlines!
recipesthe electronic "bumper snicker."
recognizing our foul stench
recurse: (v) to swear again. i.e. "Damn that dog! Damn him!"
recursive (ree 'cuhr siv) adj. - see recursive
redundancy: A lawyer with an airbag in his car.
regnat populus [L.]: The people rule.
religious-left: see secular-humanism; see also politically correct
remember, I said Toronto will never trade for Kent Austin. - John Chaput
remember: it's not your fault, and you're not alone.
remember:Even if you win the rat race, you're still a RAT!
reply by yesterday and win a free TACO!! -=8*)
respectively. Al Bundy for President!
respond... vibrate... feedback... resonate.
response from a rationale creature.
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
reverent--David O. McKay
rget my own sexuality
rheumatism: Disease afflicting studio apartment dwellers.
ride the Roho!
rijden met open dak... een Spartamet is toch ook een soort cabriolet?
ring the living bell/shine the living light
ringfinger...promise carved in stone, deeper than the sea
rising with the full moon, to go howling through the night.
rll Sx: Sst wh d rbt
rm -r * is forever ....
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
rules,rjausetvstiwvoaIn
run your DOS-based game quicker! type KILLTREE C:\WINDOWS
running with a few dim tubes
ruthless: The Boston Red Sox after 1919.
reursive Tagline. This is a recursive Tagline. This is a
Neil Enns,
ennsnr@brandonU.ca