K is for Kneecaps - they're gigantic on Torgo.
K is for kill, what Wesley Crusher deserves
K mart's Michael Jackson Sale: Boys' underpants 1/2 off.
K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*D Hey cat! ....STAY OFF MY KEYBOARD!
K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*DHey cat!  <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
K-A-T spells cat! -- Kelly Bundy
K-CHING! - Aahz
K-Mart $1.89 Blue Wave Special - includes stolen taglines.
K-Mart $1.89 QWK Special - includes stolen taglines.
K-Mart - $1.89 Blue Wave Special...includes stolen taglines!
K-Mart : The Ferengi Homeworld
K.C. in 2K       BE THERE!        K.C. in 2K
K.I.N.K. = Knowledge In Nocturnal Knowledge
K.I.S.S = Keep It Simple Stupid  :-)
K.O.R. excuse # 1: Stunned by Madoka slap
K.O.R. excuse # 2: Spirited away by Komatsu & Hatta for girl hunting
K.O.R. excuse # 3: Had to wait for Kyosuke to make up his mind
K.O.R. excuse # 4: Body stolen by Kazuya
K.O.R. excuse # 5: Fell down stairs & Time Slipped to present
K.O.R. excuse # 6: Ambushed by female gang armed with yo-yos and bowling
K.O.R. excuse # 7: Esper powers caught on film
K.O.R. excuse # 8: Swapped bodies with rock star
K.O.R. excuse # 9: Impromptu trip to Okinawa
K.O.R. excuse #10: Family member turned into fish
K.O.R. excuse #11: Jingoro escaped from Green Castle
K.O.R. excuse #12: Precognotive dream of utter disaster
K.O.R. excuse #13: Komatsu & Hatta were after my sister
K.O.R. excuse #14: Madoka's parents giving concert
K.O.R. excuse #15: Chased by jealous Yusaku
K.O.R. excuse #16: Couldn't say no to Hikaru
K.O.R. excuse #17: Woke up with Akane in my room
K.O.R. excuse #18: Drafted into Katsu sand war
K.O.R. excuse #19: Hypnotized by Kurumi
K.O.R. excuse #20: Almost saw Madoka nude and passed out
K.O.R. excuse #22: Met myself from another time period
K.O.R. excuse #23: Rescued Hikaru from gangsters
K.O.R. excuse #24: Caught in Kurumi & Manami's psychic cat fight
K.O.R. excuse #25: Frozen in time by magic watch during tennis game
K9 Unit Motto: Burglars - The Breakfast of Champions - Dragonrider
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
KA-BLAMM!! Whatever that was, I hope it's on our side.
KAAZZZZOOOOOOOOBLAMMMMMMMM....*(&*%%$() NO CARRIER
KAKO JE OVO DOBRA STVAR ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
KAMASYA activates any Tuesday
KAMIKAZE---A child...a trike...a hill.
KAMPAI!!!!
KAPLAH: Klingon for "Have a nice day".
KARAOKE is Japanese for "Tone Deaf" ...
KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.
KARAOKE: A Japanesse word meaning tone deaf.
KARIN activates Oct 23rd
KATE SMITH - It's Over. I Sang.
KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!  click... click... idkfa  KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!..
KAYAKERS do it rapidly, then roll over and do it again.
KAYAKERS do it, roll over, and do it again
KBL           Klingon Belly Laugh
KCE: Kill Consultant on Error
KCE: Kill repairman [CE]
KDO: Knock Disk Over
KE  Kai Winn go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.
KEEPSEMFROMFLOPPIN: German for "brassiere"
KEER-RIPES, MAN! Let's get out of here! - Ren's Eyes
KENEDY activates Jun 6th
KENEDY activates Nov 18th
KENEDY activates Nov 22nd
KENNEDY COMPOUND - KEEP OUT - TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED
KENNEDY COMPOUND -KEEP OUT- TRESPASSERS MAY BE VIOLATED!
KEPITU: Kill Every Process In The Universe
KEPT WOMAN : A woman who wears mink all day and fox all night.
KEY PAD - An apartment with a lock.
KEYBOARD (n.): A device for entering errors into a computer.
KEYBOARD - An instrument for entering errors.
KEYBOARD - An instrument used for entering errors into a computer.
KEYBOARD - An instrument used for entering errors into a computer...
KEYBOARD - Hardware used to enter errors into a computer.
KEYBOARD ERROR ... hit F-1 to continue...
KEYBOARD ERROR hit F-1 to continue...
KEYBOARD, A device used to enter errors into a computer.
KEYBOARD: A peripheral used to enter computer errors
KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a computer.
KEYBOARD: An instrument used to enter errors in computer
KEYBOARD: Instrument used to enter errors into a computer
KEYBOARD: Instrument used to enter errors into computer
KEYBOARD: Peripheral used to enter computer errors
KEYBOARDISTS use all their fingers
KEYBOARDISTS use all their fingers.
KEYBOARDISTS use both their hands on one organ
KEYBOARDISTS use both their hands on one organ.
KFC has two kinds of Jesus Christ: original and extra crispy.
KFC's Nancy Kerrigan special:  two small breasts and a bruised thigh
KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer
KGB is Dead *NOT*. IRS is Alive. RUSSIA Wins????
KGB is dead. IRS is Alive. RUSSIA Wins!
KHAN:  He (Kirk) tasks me.  He tasks me, . . . and I shall have him!
KHC           Klingon High Council
KHENYNBUILT - Where Quality Is Just Not Enough!
KHP           Klingon Home Planet
KHYF                  (I) Know How You Feel
KHYF            Know how you feel
KID.ZIP.. Cute program...No on-line help!
KIDNEY: Young person's leg joint.
KIDS!  Please try this at home!
KIDS! Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.
KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home!
KIDS!! We are professionals. Please DON'T try this at home.!
KIDS:Reason why the cigarette was invented.
KIDS:The major cause of smoking.
KIDS:Why the cigarette was invented.
KIG  ; Kiss It Goodbye
KILL BARNEY! KILL! MAME! SLAUGHTER! Death to all purple dinosaurs!
KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS!
KILL IT..before it sucks the chrome off!
KILL the S.O.B. - *THEN* count to 10.
KILL the s.o.b. - THEN count to 10.
KILL, v.t.  To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME
KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILL
KILROY was here.
KILROY was here. (New Jersey)
KIN KIN, QLD, 4571 - where everyone is related to everyone else!
KINDNESS, n.  A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
KING MIDAS - Au Revoir
KINGDOM.ZIP!!  More than a game, it's an adventure!
KIRK:  (In a bitter-sweet tone) "I feel young."
KIRK:  Aren't you dead (Spock)?
KIRK:  Bones, what the hell are you doing?
KIRK:  Everybody, remember where we parked.
KIRK:  Gentlemen, may the wind be at our backs.
KIRK:  I could use a shower.      SPOCK:  Yes. . .
KIRK:  I don't think these kids can steer.
KIRK:  I miss my old chair.
KIRK:  If we don't help each other, we'll die here.
KIRK:  Mr. Sulu, let's see what she's got.
KIRK:  My god Bones, what have I done?
KIRK:  Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.
KIRK:  Romulan Ale!  Why Bones, you know this is illegal.
KIRK:  Scotty, we'll need everything you have.
KIRK:  Standard orbit, Mr. Sulu.
KIRK: Romulan Ale! Why Bones, you know this is illegal.
KIRK: Tell them phasers on stun, good luck, Kirk out.
KISS            Keep It Simple Stupid
KISS   Did I ever mention you're a MAGNIFICENT scoundrel?"-Curzon Odo
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
KISS method of programming: Keep It Simple Stupid.
KISS---Boo-booectomy.
KISS-Keep It Simple Stupid
KISS:  Keep Implimenting Simple Solutions!  They work BEST.
KISS:  Keep It Simple Stupid
KISS: A pressure of the mouth against the body.
KISS: A secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
KISSING A SMOKER IS LIKE LICKING AN ASHTRAY
KITCHEN WARNING:  Flying SPAM alert!
KITCHEN WARNING: Flying SPAM alert!
KITTEN:  A small animal, sometimes resembling a meatloaf
KITTY KELLEY - Someone Got the Dirt on Her
KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has killed the MOUSE driver
KITTY.CAT virus found, MOUSE.COM deleted!
KKK: Sheet for brains
KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
KLEPTOMANIAC  A snatch thief. Greatly feared by virgins.
KLEPTOMANIAC (n): Rich thief with good lawyer
KLEPTOMANIAC, n.  A rich thief.
KLINGON chickens DO NOT cross roads.
KLINGON:  Wait, you said you would kill me.        KIRK:  I lied.
KLINGONS are KOOL!  ...My disruptor says so!
KMA           Kiss my ASCII
KMFDM is a drug against war
KMFDM: K-ill M-other F-ucking D-epeche M-ode
KMac = Michael P. Kube-McDowell
KNOCK KNOCK!! "BATF! Open up or we'll shoot your children!"
KNOW guns and be safe...NO guns and nobody's safe!
KO CUTI, NISTA NE PRICA
KOALA BEAR - One who eats bush and leaves.
KODACLONE:  Duplicating film.
KOJI DEKA, JEBO TE DEKA?
KONDOM (KONvertibilna DOmaca Moneta).
KOOK---A child who eats beets without being threatened.
KOP: Kill OPerator
KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex
KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex.
KOTEX - a feminist radio station in Texas.
KOTEX - a radio station in Texas.
KOTEX - a radio station in Texas. 
KOTEX is a radio station in Lubbock, Texas......
KOTEX..Radio station in Konte, Texas
KP: Krunch Paper
KPLA - Imperial Klingon Radio. All Glory, all the time!
KPLA - The station with more hits than Tonya Harding!
KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!
KPLA Klingon Radio--All glory, all honour, all the time!
KPLA Klingon Radio: All glory, all the time!
KPLA, All Klingon Opera, all the time
KPLA, Klingon radio:  All Klingon Opera, All the time.
KPLA, Klingon radio:  All glory, all the time!
KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!
KPLA, Radio Klingon - all glory all the time !
KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Glory, All Day.
KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Klingon Opera, all the time
KPLA:  Klingon Radio:  All Glory, All The Time.
KPLA:  Klingon Radio:  All Klingon Opera, All The Time.
KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
KPLA: Klingon Radio!  All the glory, all the time!
KPLA: Warrior's Radio! All the glory, all the time!
KPOOM: on a small car.
KPR: Kill PRogrammer
KRAUT HAUS BBS - The German Culture BBS - Check us out !
KRYTEN! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit! --Rimmer.
KSR: Keyboard Shift Right
KSUTRA.COM: Path to SEX.DAT not found. Check hardware.
KUD: Kill User's Data
KUNG PU: The deadly martial art of passing gas.
KWQ/2 1.2i * Behind every good computer - is a jumble of wire...
KWWE: Kill Wicked Witch of East
KWWW: Kill Wicked Witch of West
KY  Kai Winn isn't dangerous.  She's just...misunderstood....
KYDH = Keep your d*ck hard.
Kaboom kaboom! Yada dada - Tom hums during bombing
Kachow? What, is Don Martin working for you now? - Dr. F
Kad bi ja voleo da citam, ja bi citao ceo dan!
Kad ce nad ovim gradom sunce zasijati kako valja?
Kad dete lici na oca: genetski faktor. Na komsiju: uticaj
Kad hodas, ne zastajkujes, i zemlju ne dodirujes, a mene ne primecujes,i
Kad se bolje upoznamo, bolje cemo se cuti !
Kad skines jednog jutra sminku i vidis sta si drugima dala,
Kada bi zivot imao Scroll-Back bafer.
Kada budem zeleo da cujem tvoje misljenje - dacu ti ga
Kada igram Super Mario, sve bih zanemario!
Kada ode djevojka na koju bacam oci
Kada pustite mozak na pasu ocistite stalu.
Kada se izlazi iz "Zone". Ima li nade i spasa.
Kada te ostave svi svaleri, kad shvatis da si pala,
Kagel's Conclusion: Anything adjustable sooner or later needs adjusting.
Kahn: "I don't know you.  But you, I never forget a face, Mr. Tatoo."
Kahn:"With every last breath I spitt at thee!" Kirk: "Hey, stop that!"
Kai Scott: Why Work For The Lesser Evil?
Kai Wars: Opaka Strikes Back...
Kai Wars: Return Of The Zombie...
Kai Winn doesn't give interviews with the National Enquirer.
Kai Winn go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.
Kai Winn isn't dangerous.  She's just...misunderstood....
Kai Winn's rulin'!  We're not foolin'!  Hallelujah!
Kai Winn?  I'll tell her exactly where she can shove her orbs!
Kai-bayashi Maru: The No-Winn Scenario
Kajarda: "What kind of fool are you?!"  Odo:" My own special variety."
Kakva giljotina - boli glava.
Kakva je razlika izmedju ribe i devojke? U kupanju gliste
Kakve su to divlje macke?
Kali, Blessed Mother Time.
Kalif umesto Kalifa
Kalvin? Hey, don't laugh. It's the latest thing in Djins.
Kamakazis DO IT once.
Kamen po kamen - palaca, rec po rec - alapaca
Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer
Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced only need apply.
Kamikaze Tutor:  "Watch carefully; I'll only do this once!"
Kamikaze Tutor: "Watch this, I only do it once."
Kamikaze Tutor: "Watch this, I will do it only once."
Kamikaze Tutor:"Watch carefully, I'll do this only once"
Kamikazes DO IT once.
Kamikazi Tutor: Watch carefully, I'll do only once.
Kanakanak (near Dellingham, Alaska).
Kanga-Q. Q sends an Away team to Australia.
Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
Kangaroo and chipmunks...bedbugs and ballyhoo
Kanok turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.
Kansas City Chiefs - the AFL's all-time winningest team!
Kansas Menu Conundrum #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?
Kansas Menu Conundrum #2: What wine goes with possum?
Kansas State Library: a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
Kansas bisexuals DO IT with cows *and* sheep.
Kansas borders on the magnificent -> Colorado!
Kansas foreplay: "Mom?  Is Dad asleep yet?"
Kansas. Like Hell with a sales tax.
Kansas: Acres and acres of just acres!
Kansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
Kansas: No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
Kansas: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!
Kansas: When the wind stops, the chickens fall over.
Kansas? What part of Texas is that in?
Kantenpooper: German for constipated.
Kaptin! Thuh spel cheker kanna tayk muhch mor ov thiss!!
Kara's liberal BS Detector:  L [\.......] C  Hmmph!  Thought so...
Kara's started at his wit's end.  <grin>
Karaoke - n. 1. Japanese for "tone deaf white guys who can't sing"
Karaoke - n. 1. Japanese for "tone deaf yuppies who cannot sing."
Karaoke : Japanese for "tone-deaf drunk with microp
Karaoke is a Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
Karaoke is the Japanese word for "tone deaf."
Karaoke(adj): Japanese for, "tone deaf."
Karaoke:  Japanese for "tone deaf drunk with microphone."
Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning Tone Deaf American.
Karaoke: Japanese for "Tone Deaf Drunk With Microphone"
Karaoke: Japanese for "tone deaf drunk with a microphone"
Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert. - Wakko Or a disease. - Dot
Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert. - Wakko Or a disease. - Yakko
Karate masters do it cith Ki.
Karate masters do it with Ki.
Karl Marx was not as funny as his brothers.
Karl Marx, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?
Karma is a wonderful thing.  It always collects its due.
Karma, Let me guess, The Toyota Factory!
Karma, let me guess, the Toyota factory!
Karoke - Japanese for 'Tone Deaf Drunk with Microphone.'
Kasparitis can be cured in our lifetime.
Kat Fu: The martial art of cat bathing.
Kat philosophy:  I think, therefore give me tuna!
Katana the Dull
Katburd kicks @ss <Buthead> Yeah yeah, me too huhuhuhuh <Beavis>
Katchup:  A hair ball.
Katey Cacciola please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Kathy Lee Gifford-Barney for adults
Katie Go-Boom of Borg: I'm not overreacting! You WILL be assimilated!!
Kato Kaelin - proof that Ginger slept with Gilligan!
Kato Kaelin, a deluge of words and a drop of sense.
Kato Kaelin:  Living proof that Ginger slept with Gilligan.
Kato Kaelin: Living proof that Gilligan & Ginger were intimate.
Kato Kaelin: Living proof that Ginger slept with Gilligan.
Kato the house boy, done it. he framed O.J.!
Kats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
Katura veshtat!  Shadraak!
Kay sexes Yak.
Kayackers roll over and D0 IT again.
Kayaker Philosophy:  Turn over and smell the fishes.
Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again.
Kayakers role over and do it again.
Kazes mi sve je gotovo, ovaj put stvarno zauvjek, da zauvjek
Kazon Borg: "We have assimilated an enemy today!"
Kdatlyano do it with feeling.
Keatingonians: We've got what it takes to take what you got.
Keebler does it with elves.
Keelhauling is a real bitch on a starship.
Keen are the DOOMed Wolf QUAKErs!
Keen eyes see into a woman's soul and reveal her secrets.
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes -work eval
Keenu Reeves has it out with Ed Begley Jr. - Crow
Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts
Keep 'em Flying
Keep 5yrs back receipts for no $$?!? Isn't that involuntary servitude?
Keep America Beautiful.... emigrate.
Keep America beautiful - Swallow your cigarette butts.
Keep America beautiful - swallow your beer cans.
Keep America beautiful properly dispose of all lawyers.
Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans.
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep America beautiful.. properly dispose of your lawyer.
Keep Australia Green; Have sex with a frog...
Keep Australia Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!
Keep Australia beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep Bajor Beautiful....bury those Cardassians today!
Keep Canada Beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep Canada beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep Canada beautiful.. properly dispose of your lawyer.
Keep Clinton cold this winder... he likes to dodge the draft!
Keep Clinton warm this winter he hates the draft.
Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze. -- Hellman's Mayonnaise
Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!
Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!<AT
Keep Grandma off the streets - legalize bingo.
Keep Lolita and send them Rush Linbaugh. They won't know the diff...
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep Music EVIL!
Keep NZ Beautiful....  emigrate.
Keep NZ beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep Ontario beautiful!  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer
Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer*
Keep Poets in their place. Fill the hole. Cover w/ large ROCK!
Keep Rubber Chickens from the moronic.
Keep Taking Care, Orville.
Keep Uranus Clean!
Keep Wales Tidy - throw your litter in England
Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.
Keep a firefighter warm in winter. Take him to bed.
Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.
Keep an eye on that orbit, Tom said watchfully.
Keep an eye on the boards for more info as it becomes available!
Keep an open mind,... but not at both ends!
Keep away from fire or flame.
Keep away from me, you depraved lout.
Keep circulating the Star Trek List of Lists.
Keep circulating the tapes.
Keep conscience clear... then never fear.
Keep cool, stand in front of an open refrigerator.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Keep cops off welfare...Commit a crime.
Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep fighting! I'm learning new words!
Keep firing Assholes!
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep grandma off the streets. Legalize bingo.
Keep grandmothers off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep hands off secretary's reproducing equipment.
Keep hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Keep honking, I'm reloading  - Janier
Keep honking... I'm reloading.
Keep honking...I'm reloading
Keep hope alive.
Keep in mind i'm no expert, just giving info from what i experience.
Keep in mind not all lynch mobs are this friendly. - Homer
Keep in mind that I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Keep in mind, ALL are original
Keep in mind: Statistics are no substitute for good judgment.
Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
Keep it as simple as possible, but no simpler.  -Einstein
Keep it moving, keep it orderly! - Ivanova
Keep it simple, stupid.
Keep it simple, unless it muffs our 12th Step work (Bill W p30 AACA)
Keep it stupid, simple.
Keep it up and you'll be on the business end of a hissy fit!
Keep it warm and happy, wish I was there....
Keep it where it belongs, Not where you want it!
Keep it where it belongs. Not where you want it!
Keep learning 'til you're dead, then come back and learn some more.
Keep life simple... don't fall down an elevator shaft.
Keep life simple... don't put your head through plexiglass.
Keep life simple... don't walk into closed doors.
Keep looking for ancestors 'til you join them!
Keep me abreast of whatever Dolly Parton is doing.
Keep me in mind, we might solve this mystery yet.
Keep me informed, ask your questions.
Keep my Taglines conference-topical?  Hah!
Keep off! Tagline Station Closed.
Keep on rockin' in the free world.
Keep one foot in the past when searching for the future.
Keep only those you like, cancel anytime !!!
Keep out of reach of children.
Keep playing with your floppy, you'll go blind.
Keep reading until your glasses prescription changes.
Keep running - giant bees can only fly about 3 miles!
Keep running, bees can only fly about 3 miles!
Keep searching - the answer is out there!
Keep shooting!  The ammo's weighing us down!
Keep smilin and thinkin ... it fools 'em every time
Keep smiling, you might fool yourself!
Keep smiling.  It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Keep smiling. Everyone will wonder what you're up to.
Keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.
Keep talking -- you'll think of something to say.
Keep talking, Frank. I could use the sleep. - Trapper
Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
Keep the Government out of public data encryption.
Keep the OUT in ScOUTing!
Keep the ball.  I have a whole bucketful.  Gomez Addams
Keep the beach tidy... eat a sea gull.
Keep the books - burn the censors.
Keep the change ya filthy animal!
Keep the cheese.  I just want out of the trap.
Keep the coffee pot on....I`ll beback
Keep the dogs in Hawaii.  Quarantine the tourists.
Keep the dream....It'll come true. :>
Keep the faith honey! (whispers) He's dead - Crow
Keep the government busy, then it can't do any harm.
Keep the grits;  if it ain't cornbread I don't want it.
Keep the kitchen clean....eat out tonight!
Keep the plug in the jug.
Keep the pointy end forward and the dirty side down.
Keep the polished side up,and remember to have a safe ride every ride
Keep the shack warm.. Run radios with tubes !!
Keep the slimy side down.
Keep them coming, or at least breathing hard.
Keep things the way they are...vote for the sado-masochist party!
Keep thy Tail Bushy and thine Eyes Bright,
Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee.
Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
Keep trying Capt. Their behavior is highly illogical. Spk
Keep up the riffs - Tom
Keep up with the Joneses? I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
Keep violence in the mind - where it belongs
Keep watching the skies & watch what you eat - Tom
Keep watching this space.
Keep well - Orville.
Keep well - Steve
Keep well! Sala kahle! Sala sintle!   Steve
Keep well, David
Keep well, Orville.
Keep well, Steve
Keep well.
Keep your OS/2 system healthy by practicing safe REXX.
Keep your affairs in order, one mistress at a time.
Keep your ain fish guts ta your ain sea maws.- Old Scot Sayin
Keep your arms and legs inside the tagline at all times.
Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". <Synners>
Keep your brain inside your head until the ride comes to a full stop.
Keep your bullsh*t detector in good workin' order.
Keep your children short of pocket money -- but long on hugs. -L. Lon
Keep your children short on pocket money-but long on hugs.
Keep your city clean...eat a pigeon.
Keep your confusion to yourself!
Keep your dreams alive - Darkwood
Keep your ears open. - 7th Rule
Keep your ears open. -ROA#7
Keep your electric eye upon me
Keep your enlisted giggles to yourself! - Frank to Radar
Keep your eye on Cyclops.
Keep your eyes on your own taglines, this is a quiz.
Keep your eyes open before marriage, half-shut afterwards
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.
Keep your feet and knees together.
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
Keep your frogs clean lest you split your points.
Keep your guns and turn in a criminal!
Keep your hands off the secretary's reproduction equipment.
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
Keep your nose to the grindstone...it'll sharpen your boogers
Keep your pants and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Keep your pencil sharp! - TEC
Keep your powder dry  Bob Dole (after Clinton's healthcare speech).
Keep your quantum-pickin hands off.
Keep your robot pals where they belong! - Dr. F to Mike
Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries.
Keep your sense of humor and remember that this is a hobby.
Keep your stick on the ice! -- Red Green
Keep your teen off the phone...Call a BBS
Keep your weak hand on your wallet, your other hand on your .45!
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them
Keep yourselves in the love of God. - Jude 21
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keeper of the BLUEWAVE FAQS....Just the FAQS man!
Keepin' up with the joneses is killin' me
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good,   by Ann Teak
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak
Keeping a cool head is the best way to appear smarter.
Keeping crumbs out of the keyboard is an art-form.
Keeping freedom safe from democracy.
Keeping the Peace through Hi-Tech Intimidation.
Keeps going, and going, and going...
Keeps me in weird ties - Crow
Keeps the echo nice and tame,
Keey your nose to the whetstone...
Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair
Keiko Burger: Now comes with a bitesize mini-burger.
Keiko, you have dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth. -Worf
Keiko: "I'm going into labour."  Worf: "You cannot!"
Keith Scudder has been caught stealing taglines again.
Keith Scudder reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
Keith is a good, kind, decent man - Mike reads letter
Keith, it looks like you've leapt into a tagline!.
Keith, why not start a LIST echo and get back on-topic here.
Keith, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE.
Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet -Hungarian Xmas
Kelly Bundy - blonde, built, brainless and bouncy.  :-)~~~~~~~~~~
Kelly:  "What's a record?"  Bud:  "For you, a second date."
Kelly: "I thought it was time I gave something back to the community."
Kelly: "That can be taken a lot of ways."   Bud: "So can you."
Kelnyth's axiom #115: Girls: NEVER admit you can type.
Kelnyth's axiom #117: USER FRIENDLY is a dumb blonde.
Kelp!  I've been attacked without porpoise.
Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul.
Kemp / Kirkpatrick in '96!
Kemp out Clinton in 1996!
Kempo means never having to say your sorry!
Ken Breadner		Wilfrid Laurier University,		##############
Ken and Zangief '96: Vote for a change!
Ken must be home. The modem is still warm.
Ken's Law: A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
Kendall, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Kender? What do they taste like?
Kendr's Famous Last Words #2:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Kennedy Cab & Catering - for the party & ride of a lifetime.
Kennedy Cab&Catering - for the party & ride of a lifetime.
Kennedy Catering & Cab Co.: For the party and the ride of a lifetime.
Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED!
Kennedy Family favorite sexual position:  Defendant.
Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant.
Kennedy Motto: Even fools with money can be elected.
Kennedy School of Driving - bring waterwings!
Kennedy School of Swimming - automobile required.
Kennedy bumper sticker: My other car is underwater.
Kennedy dead, mission complete, returning to Mars.  --  Elvis.
Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: "My other car is underwater."
Kennedy's new car has TWO lifevests.
Kennedy, Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter are on a luxury liner that hits
Kennedy: Poster boy for term limits!
Kenny, he's a turtle! Get a mitt! Catch a clue! -- Crow.
Kenobi of Borg:  Your father was Assimilated by the Dark
Kenobi of Borg: 'Luke, use the assimilator.'
Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side of the Forc
Kenobi/Skywalker '96
Kenobi: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side of the Force.
Kenpo's true value is not in what you know, but what you do. - Ed Parker
Kensai using Ki: the Ginsu 3000 Battle Blender- it slices, it dices...
Kent - abandon hope all ye who have ancestors here!!!
Kent Brockman for President!
Kent, the garden of England (so please keep your dogs out).
Kentucky Chicken to go: poultry in motion.
Kentucky Dos  Reckon' (Y)aw  (N)aw
Kept Woman: Lady who wears mink by day, and fox by night.
Keptin!  An inwisible moderator decloaking!
Keptin', the UARTS canna take tha'stress!!!!!
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!' 'A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?'
Keptin, a Romulan wessel ahead! A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?
Keptin, it appears to be an inwisible moderator decloaking. -JCF
Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator Warbird decloaking...
Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator decloaking!
Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator decloaking...
Keptin, our komputer vas inficted vith the Vindows wirus!
Keptin, ve haff spotted Klingons on da port bow...shall I scrape dem o
Keptin, we haff found the nucleer wessels! -- Chekov
Ker, Mother of Letters, Carnivals and Charms.
Ker: Ancient Greek goddesses of death and doom.
Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird
Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird...
Kernel knowledge:  Having your way with a jumbo box of popcorn
Kernel panic: Nut lose in operator's chair.
Kernel panic: unable to mount root.
Kerosene & a match gets rid of the ear mites - Crow
Kerosene, the best accelerator for Windows.
Kerrigan clubbed. Harding drubbed. 1994 Winter Olympics
Kerry Packer, graduate of the Cardassian School of Diplomacy.
Kes always remembers to turn the Doctor off and Neelix on.
Kes bathes on water world while Paris uses nacelles as pontoons.
Kes bathes on water world, Paris uses nacelles as pontoons.
Kes me, you fool!
Kes of Borg: "I have a feeling you're going to be assimilated."
Kes, her eyes weeping. J.T., his arms comforting.
Kes, your spirit guide is... a purple dinosaur????? - Chakotay
Ketch:  Disagreeable clause in boat-purchase contract.
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wron
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
Kettle, plug, fridge, milk, coffee. Yawn.
Kevin Anderson wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)
Kevin Costner in: "Dances with Earps".  At a theater near you.
Kevin Dunn - The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Kevin Elders - a planned and wanted child
Kevin J. Anderson wuz here
Kevin Lowe: Wonder if he's related to Rob - sure would explain a lot!
Kevin said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
Kevorkian 18, Patients 0
Kevorkian Virus: Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to...
Kevorkian of Borg: I can help you assimilate yourself.
Keyboard -  n. Device used to enter errors into the computer.
Keyboard - a device used to enter errors into a computer
Keyboard Count Down:  !) ( * & ^ % $ # @ ! )...CONNECTED at !$$)) bps.
Keyboard Error <Press F1 to continue<
Keyboard Error: Think F1 to continue.
Keyboard Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition: Keyboard FUBAR.
Keyboard Missing..... Press F1 To Continue
Keyboard error : Please do not press that button again.
Keyboard error or no keyboard, F1 to continue
Keyboard error:  Fingers not found.
Keyboard error: Press F1.  What if F1 is the problem?
Keyboard error: Press [F1] to continue [F2] to Abort!
Keyboard error: Wiggle mouse to continue.
Keyboard is locked - Press F1 to resume...
Keyboard is missing. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard is unattached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked ... Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard locked.  Try anything you can think of.
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached, press F10 to continue
Keyboard not attached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not attached.  Press F10 to continue.
Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue.
Keyboard not attached. Think F1 to continue.
Keyboard not available - Press <F1> to continue.
Keyboard not connected . . . . Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
Keyboard not connected.  Think F1 to continue.
Keyboard not connected. Press <F2> to continue...
Keyboard not connected. Think F1 to continue.
Keyboard not detected!  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found error.  Please press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found! Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue.
Keyboard not found.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found. Think F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found... press any key to continue
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to Continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...press F10 to continue...
Keyboard not found:  Press F1 to continue...
Keyboard not found:  Think F1 to continue...
Keyboard not functioning.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not present press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding - Terminal Illness.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Keyboard only cryptic stuff below this line.
Keyboard sticky. Delete children [y/n]?
Keyboard unattached. press F1 to continue.
Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard is used for entering
Keyboard-An instrument for entering errors into a PC ---
Keyboard:  Device for entering mistakes into a computer.
Keyboard:  Used for entering errors into a system.
Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a system.
Keyboard: Device for entering errors into a computer.
Keyboard: Device for entering mistakes into a computer.
Keyboard: Device used to enter errors into the computer.
Keyboard: Used for entering errors into a system.
Keyboard: a Device used to enter errors into the computer.
Keyboard: a device for entering mistakes into a computer.
Keyboard: an instrument used for entering errors into a computer.
Keyboard: device used to enter errors into the computer.
Keyboard: n. A device used to enter errors into a computer.
Keyboard: used to enter errors into system
Keyboard? How quaint.
Keyboarde error, press F1 to continue.
Keyboards at the KGB have no 'Escape' key...
Keyword:  Your Place Or Mine?
Khala il rede he, Ishuna - Blessings follow and luck precede you-Geyr
Khan, I'm laughing at the "superior intellect"! * Kirk
Khristmas Karol with a K?
Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind.
Kibbles & Bots - Joel
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Kibitzer: a person with an interferiority complex.
Kick Fido, Naughty Fido, NO Supper for you!
Kick Theirs; Cover Yours; Kiss Mine!!!!
Kick a ball to run after it : ? Football..
Kick back and turn up the tunes.
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kick cat for service.
Kick his ass Lindros, then take his wallet!
Kick it down, mamma jamma - Dr. Forrester
Kick it! Bite it! It's a SCHMOO!
Kick me! Beat me! Make me listen to Orville!
Kick me, beat me, make me use Windows!
Kick save Parent!
Kick the darkness till it bleeds LIGHT!!!
Kick the habit. We can help. Call 1-800-TAG-LINE.
Kick the lawyers off the bar!  (That's where the girls dance!)
Kick your knees up, Step in time!
Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.
Kickers do it for extra points.
Kicking and screaming will the foolish be dragged into the 21 century?
Kicking your computer doesn't hurt your enemy.
Kid Eternity:  Too cool to live!
Kid looks like a reporter from the Catholic Digest - Tom
Kid's loyalty turns on a dime - Mike
Kid's turning into Frosty Malts - Crow on cryogenic pod
Kid's worship the darndest things...
Kid, they sell uncut sheets so you can cut them yourself! <evil grin>
Kid, would I lie to you? - Aahz
Kid, would you be happier if I tore your throat out? - Aahz
Kid, you and I have got to talk...NOW! - Aahz
Kid: I won't go! * Crow: You won't be in the sequel!
Kid: I'm not picking my nose; I'm pointing to my brain
Kid: Wonder what it's like? * Crow: To be a fudgesicle?
Kidfusion: When mom mumbles off kids names till she gets the right one
Kidfusion: When mom mumbles off kids names till she gets the right one.
Kidfusion: when mom mumbles off kids names till she gets the right one.
Kids - Can't live with them...Pass the condoms...
Kids - there has to be some penalty for sex.
Kids are great!  Breaded toddlers,  deep fried,  YUMMY!
Kids are great! Breaded toddlers, deep fried..Mmmm boy!-Janier
Kids are like farts... You can only stand your own.
Kids are people, too.  <So I've been told>
Kids come runnin' for the great taste of Orville Bullitt!
Kids dream they can fly. Adults dream they can fly first class.
Kids give us the opportunity to be the parents we wanted.
Kids just suck the life right out of you.
Kids love the rich taste of titanium - Joel
Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix?
Kids today, huh? --Fox Mulder.
Kids who eat crayons download in Technicolor.
Kids won't step on the toes of parents who put their foot down.
Kids!  They're not sleeping, they're recharging!
Kids! (stomping off, waving cane angrily at seagulls...)
Kids! No weapons on the water bed! - Tom
Kids! The miracle of birth, the agony of crayon on the wall!
Kids(tm) A product of Humanity, Inc.  Intelligence not included.
Kids, Ya gotta love em, they're reflections of us!
Kids, don't try this at home--do it at school!!!
Kids- They're not sleeping, they're recharging!
Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging!
Kids.......need I say more?
Kids...you gotta love them, there's no resale value.
Kids: Figments of your masturbation.
Kids: God's way of saying that your house is too tidy.
Kids: Hug 'em at home, Belt 'em in the car.
Kids: Nature's version of the pleasure tax!
Kids: They're not sleeping, they're recharging!
Kids: find out what they want, then advise them to do it.
Kids? Who said anything about kids?
Kiingons do not faint!  ... Worf
Kiki's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Orville Bullitt, 30% off.
Kiki's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Thomas Cheung, 30% off.
Kiki's delivery service:  Letter bombs to Carl Macek 30% off.
Kill 'em Gamera! - Tom on bratty kids
Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
Kill 'em all and let LUM sort them out!
Kill 'em all and let the Gods sort 'em out..
Kill 'em all! Let the DM sort 'em out.
Kill 'em all! Let the GM sort 'em out.
Kill 'em all, let the DM sort 'em out.
Kill 'em all... let God sort 'em out.
Kill 1 person is murder - Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy.
Kill Barney, the purple dork!
Kill Burns? Don't be absurd...There'd be an inquiry. - Col. Potter
Kill Gay Rights, not BABIES' Rights!
Kill What You Can't Understand.
Kill Your Television!
Kill a baby so the father and mother won't have to be troubled.
Kill a lawyer before it mutates into a politician!
Kill a lawyer today-executem Pro bono.
Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
Kill a lawyer, put spikes on the rear of an ambulance!
Kill all the Gods, let Man sort 'em out!
Kill all the lawyers! (but one).
Kill an owl, you're a criminal; kill a baby, you're an MD.
Kill da wabbitkill da wabbitkill da wabbit...
Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! --E. Fudd.
Kill em all!  Let CNN sort it out!
Kill em all!  Let GOD sort em out!
Kill him.  Better yet, I'll kill him.  You push the button.
Kill him. Animate dead, then kill him again.
Kill him? I've been doing nothing else for an hour!
Kill it now! -- Worf
Kill just enough lawyers to make them humble.
Kill me and you blow everyone's cover! Everyone! - Kalas
Kill me. Ki-i-ill me-e-e - Tom
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer
Kill not Man for food unless we might perish.
Kill the (fill in the blank)
Kill the BAG! Kill the BAG!! Kill the BAG!!! KILL the BAG!! <RFG>
Kill the Borg- give them Windows '95.
Kill the Lawyers! - Smith & Wesson are my law. <g>
Kill the Lawyers! a/k/a Let Anarchy Reign!
Kill the cook! Kill the cook!... - everyone at the 4077th
Kill the extremists.
Kill the lawyers first.
Kill the lawyers first. Then any politicians that are left.
Kill the mortals!
Kill the wabbit!!!  Kill the wabbit!!!
Kill the writers & directors -Crow on impending execution
Kill them all and let God sort them out.
Kill them all!  .... Let God sort them out.
Kill them all!  Let the DM sort 'em out.
Kill them all--God will know his own!
Kill them all--let God sort them out
Kill two birds with one stone?  What happend to shotguns?
Kill two birds with one stone?  What happened to shotguns?
Kill two birds with one stone? What happend to shotguns?
Kill two birds with one stone? What happened to shotguns?
Kill you?  I'm a bard.  I'll make you IMMORTAL, you bastard!
Kill yourself here, you can't kill them over there - Crow
Kill'em  All, Let Reno Sort em Out  --Bill C.
Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him!
Kill-9,do NOT pass go,do NOT collect $200...
Killed a lawyer, put spikes on the back of my ambulance!
Killed by a tether ball - Crow
Killed his wife 'cause she weighs a ton! -- Al Bundy
Killed the priest and cursed him endlessly!
Killeen, TX- Chalk up 24 more deaths due to gun control.
Killeen, TX- Chalk up 24 more deaths for gun control
Killeen/Ft. Hood - A Pawn shop on every corner.
Killer Shrew! Killer Shrew!  Kay-eye-double El-eee-are shrew!
Killer Shrew! Killer Shrew! - Tom & Crow sing
Killer Shrew! Killer Shrew! K-I-Double L-E-R Shrew! -Bots
Killer Trek duet:  Spock on Vulcan harp, Scotty on bagpipes.
Killer on the road - Doors
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.
Killer whale spit take! - Crow
Killing By Chance, Loving by Choice,Killing by Profession... Rangers
Killing a Rubber Chicken should be a capitol crime.
Killing for religion... Something I don't understand.
Killing is my business.. and business is good..
Killing is stupid; useless!
Killing is wrong.
Killing man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final Oprah.
Killing people is wrong. Invoke the death penalty?
Killing time killing time
Killing time takes practice.
Killing your own clone is still murder! -- Odo
Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't bough
Kilometer?  Why?  What did the meter ever do to me?
Kilp Clop Kilp Clop *BANG* Kilp Clop Kilp Clop-Amish drive by
Kilroy occupied these coordinates.
Kilroy occupied these spatial coordinates.
Kilroy was here.  Where have I heard that before?
Kilroy...The world's greatest taglinologist.
Kilts, a fashion statement for San Francisco.
Kilts? In America we call them dresses!
Kim Campbell wants a big caucus!
Kim of Borg: "They taught us about assimilating at the academy."
Kim to Janeway: Are we there yet?
Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood
Kin:  An affliction of the blood.
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Kind of a Mingus jazzy feel - Tom as horns blare
Kind of a malpractice circus - Tom on emergency room
Kind of creepy in an unwholesome and twisty way..
Kind of drive? Either a hook or a slice.
Kind of gives you the "love bug" perspective.
Kind of like MANOS without the lucid plot -Frank on movie
Kind of stupid game, isn't it ? - Calvin
Kinda New TV Truth: People on the news blink a lot.
Kinda depressing for just going through over 150 pages of 'Hell'.
Kinda hard to be graceful when your stomping an eyeball...
Kinda like a cloud I was up, way up in the sky - NIN
Kinda like with a genie, one has to be careful what one asks for.
Kinda short for a stormtrooper, aren't you..?
Kinda strange for him. Usually he plays elves - Mike
Kinda' gives "head" a whole new meaning, huh?
Kinda' grabs ya' by the po po, don't it? - Joel
Kinda' like DUNGkirk - Tom as people run along beach
Kinda' strange how liberated a keyboard will make you feel...
Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve
Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve*
Kindergarten Rules: Be kind. Be safe. Be protective.
Kindergarten School	- Slide Rule
Kindly John and Sweet Lorena: America's Dysfunctional Couple.
Kindly practice acts of senseless randomness.
Kindly remove your hat, lady. - Rizzo to Klinger
Kindly report all stolen taglines to the Moderators.
Kindly use ALL of your fingers when you wave!
Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave.
Kindness is like a boomerang, it usually comes back.
Kindness is my true religion.  <HH The Dalai Lama>
Kindness is my true religion. <The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet>
Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life!
Kindness which is bestowed on the good is never lost. Plato
Kindness: Charity minus the money!
Kinesthetics:  A relationship towards relatives.
King Arthur ran the first Knight club.
King Death hath asses' ears. -- Beddoes
King Henry VIII and I have something in common...our waistlines.
King James:  A biblical hacker...  (Off with their heads...)
King Jeremy the wicked, ruled his world
King Kong died for you sins.
King Kong had a big banana.
King Louis was the King of France, before the revolushion.
King Orville is in the high desert.
King Roland to Lone Star..
King Salamander -- that's his name.  A desert maker -- that's his aim.
King of Kings, and Lord of all the earth.
King of all the Holodeck!
King takes queen, Pawn takes knight, Queen takes rook... GANG BANG!!!!
Kingdom for sale...get yer Holy mansion right over here, folks!
Kingsford cops light quicker - Tom as cop burns to death
Kingston Trio song up date...Send my email to:  jail@Tijuana.MEX.
Kinkler's First Law:  Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.
Kinks use feathers, Perverts use the whole chicken.
Kinky Kumputers RoboFX (305)Talk-2-Me
Kinky is a feather, perverted is the whole chicken
Kinky is a feather... Perverted is a whole chicken...
Kinky is feathers...perverted is the whole chicken.
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the chicken.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Kinky sex is for those who can't handle normal sex.
Kinky uses a feather, perverted uses the whole chicken.
Kinky--Feathers. Perverted--Chickens.
Kinky:  Using a feather.  Perverted:  Using the chicken.
Kinky:  Using a feather.  Sick:  Using the whole chicken.
Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken
Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!
Kinky: using feathers.  Perverted: using whole chickens.
Kinship:  it`s all relative!
Kipling for Premier Bard of the Victorian Age! Move for Acclamation!
Kira Barbie:  The doll with *attitude*!
Kira Narise! Kira Narise! KIRA NARISE! (or maybe Key'Lehr...)
Kira Nerys' favourite face cream? Odo of Olay.
Kira and Anton when the bulkheads shook!
Kira and Bareil kiss and make our day!
Kira and Bareil when the station shook. Tamarian romance novel.
Kira and Bashir are an item...watch this space!
Kira gets assimilated: Bajoran Borg.
Kira gets the bed, I'll take the couch, Odo can have the sink.
Kira just needs a good hug.  <*WHAM*>  Then again, maybe not....
Kira just needs a good hug.  Then again, maybe not.
Kira just needs a good hug. (SLAP) Then again, maybe not.
Kira just needs a good hug. (WHAM) Then again, maybe not.
Kira just needs a good hug. (WHAM). Then again, maybe not.
Kira loves this Vedek guy-- I'll say he's a PATHETIC guy! -VBSP/FAB
Kira of Borg.  Now there's a terrifying thought...
Kira of the Borg.  Now there's a scary thought.
Kira shouted, "Get away from me!  I said grab THE Orbs, not MY orbs!"
Kira was embarrassed when I found her taking holosuite dancing lessons
Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--next DS9!
Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--soon on DS9!
Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--soon on Deep Space 9!
Kira, her eyes weeping. Dex, his arms comforting.
Kira, her towel open wide.  Qwark, his chin on the floor.
Kira, her towel open.  Quark, his jaw dislocated.
Kira, hold still!  There's a bug on your face!  THAWCK!  Uh-oh...
Kira, when Quark goosed her.
Kira... do not go away....  :-)
Kira/Dax '96 - Leadership with an attitude!
Kira/Ro '96 - Leadership with an attitude!
Kira: "Like my new Orb? It gets cable!"
Kira: Mr Armstrong wwill you sstop polishing mmmy commbadge?!
Kira: Mr Gormley wwill you sstop polishing mmmy commbadge?!
KiraDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (B)eat the Crap Out of It
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Clampett!"  McCoy -"He's Jed, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Flintstone!"  McCoy -"He's Fred, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Futon!"  McCoy -"She's bed, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Kennedy!"  McCoy -"He's Ted, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Pillsbury!"  McCoy -"He's bread, Jim."
Kirk -- Darn it Scotty! Beam up the rest of me!
Kirk Taglines (Captain)
Kirk beat a Vulcan at chess.  Regularly.  Remember that.
Kirk could beat a Vulcan at chess.
Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty."
Kirk has 3 ears: left, right and a final front ear!
Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master
Kirk having a bad day "..Sure you can come Kes.....Oh ? ..him too."
Kirk is not put off by green skin.
Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.
Kirk never leaves the room to bawl someone out.
Kirk never once said "Abandon ship -- ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!"
Kirk never pretends to be a barber to gain a tactical advantage.
Kirk never really got into that kinky JUMPSUIT look.
Kirk never went anywhere without a whole bunch of guys in red shirts.
Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked in Sherwood Forest.
Kirk once fought a Greek god.  And won.  Remember that.
Kirk once fought a greek god. And won.
Kirk said: May fortune favor the foolish.
Kirk says "Prime Directive?  What Prime Directive?"
Kirk showed Uhura the captain's log - it wasn't his diary.
Kirk to Chekov:  The floor is no place for an officer.
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down Yoeman Rand and a sixpack.
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack
Kirk to Enterprise - come in Enterprise!  Damn!  It's busy!
Kirk to Enterprise Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine
Kirk to Enterprise This is the Enterprise answering machine
Kirk to Enterprise!  KIRK TO ENTERPRISE!  Damn, it's busy
Kirk to Enterprise! "Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine."
Kirk to Enterprise! @$&!# Engaged!
Kirk to Enterprise! KIRK TO ENTERPRISE! Damn, it's busy.
Kirk to Enterprise! KIRK TO ENTERPRISE! Damn, it's busy..
Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Damn! It's
Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Shit! It's BUSY!
Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise! Doggone it! It's BUSY!
Kirk to Enterprise...Kirk to Enterprise...Damn! It's busy
Kirk to Enterprise...Kirk to Enterprise..Dam, It's busy...
Kirk to Enterprize - "Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
Kirk to Picard:  "Did we do it? Did we make a difference?"
Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation
Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and Damn the consequences!
Kirk would never let his chief of security wear a ponytail.
Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.
Kirk would personally throw Wesley off the bridge.
Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead!
Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
Kirk's bridge is not beige.
Kirk's eulogies can actually make you cry.
Kirk's fatal typo--Beat me up, Scotty!
Kirk's first officer NEVER tells hime to stay on the bridge.
Kirk's girlfriends always look good in soft light.
Kirk's into S&M : "Beat me up, Scotty !"
Kirk's logic: If something doesn't speak English -- it's toast.
Kirk's name is hated throughout the galaxy.
Kirk's not dead... he's just on hiatus!
Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.
Kirk, Janeway, & Sisko : The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly.
Kirk, Spock, Mccoy and this is..Was Ensign X
Kirk, is that a Tribble on your head or a new toupee? -Spock
Kirk, my old friend...WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!! <CLICK!>
Kirk:  "Set phasers on caress."
Kirk:  Bones!  It's Ensign Pb!  McCoy:  He's lead, Jim
Kirk: "Bones!  It's Ensign Vacation."    McCoy: "He's Med, Jim."
Kirk: "I hear Rick Kipfer is nutty as a fruitcake."
Kirk: "It's Ensign Pencil!"       Bones: "He's Lead, Jim!."
Kirk: "Scotty, we must be in .... Look at all the fertilizer."
Kirk: "Scotty, we must be in Dallas. Look at all the fertilizer!"
Kirk: Bones! It's Ensign Clampett!  McCoy: He's Jed, Jim!
Kirk: He's in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?
Kirk: I am a Vulcan.  I have no ego to bruise.
Kirk: It's Ensign Rasta!  Bones: He's dread, Jim.
Kirk: Oh no!  Ensign Pillsbury!  Bones: He's bread Jim!
Kirk: Set phasers on caress.
Kirk: You're as much a prisoner in time as I am.
Kirk:- "Beam me up Scotty". Scotty:- "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Kisa pada, trava raste, ja je susim, pa je pusim...
Kiss My Tax!
Kiss a cat - you might like it.
Kiss a pig, hug a swine. Some of them are good friends of mine.
Kiss and Say Goodbye
Kiss and make up! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Kiss me by the matte painting  - Joel
Kiss me twice - I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss me twice, we're schizophrenic.
Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic
Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Kiss me, and I'll break your arm. --Garibaldi.
Kiss me, son of God --TMBG
Kiss my ASCII!  I'm getting ANSI!
Kiss my ASCII.
Kiss my big white Sinbad butt, I won! - Crow
Kiss my broadaxe
Kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you -Holo Clown
Kiss my dysfunctional butt, mother! - Tom
Kiss my pinky ring, Torme! - Tom as Contino during race
Kiss my shamrocks!
Kiss my uh- Mike as guy points behind himself
Kiss my white Scottish arse - Tom
Kiss the bird! KISS IT!!! - Crow
Kiss the bird, Dick! - Joel
Kiss them for me.  Siouxsie
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Kiss: A pleasant reminder that 2 heads are better than 1
Kissed by the muse and then kicked in the ass
Kissin' cousins, like mistletoe in tree, weakens branches.
Kissing cousins are like mistletoe in the family tree.
Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games.
Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking.
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.. - Sideshow Bob
Kissing' don't keep 'em:  cooking' do.
Kissing:  Putting your honey where your mouth is.
Kissing:  Putting your honey where your mouth is...
Kissy kissy huggy smoochy BLECCCCH !
Kite fliers keep it up longer.
Kitfox and a fishing pole.  It don't get any better.
Kitman's Law:  Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary dr
Kitten - The little cute form of pre-stubborness.
Kitten with a Whip: "Puppy with a nunchuck." Mike
Kitten: the cute form of pre-stubborness.
Kittens are like strings. Every yoyo wants one.  Garfield
Kittens do it with pounce.
Kittens:  Happy lawnmower sounds in a ball of fluff.
Kitty + BBS = Paranoid User!
Kitty Cat Use #126: Torch when soaked in fuel oil
Kitty Cat Use #236: Wind Sock at Kennedey Airport
Kitty Cat Use #236: Wind Sock at Mascot Airport
Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!
Kitty Cats: Furry, peaceful emotion raisers.
Kitty Kat Use #236: Wind Sock at Mascot Airport.
Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink
Kitty litter: Throwing the cat out the window.
Kitty porn: Dial 1-900-976-CATS for a purrfectly meowvelous time!
Kix are for trids.
Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!
Klaatu Boroda Niktu!
Klaatu Verata ....Necktie?
Klaatu barada nikto.
Klaatu barada niktu-Gort,Ive fallen and I cant get up
Klaatu! Barada Nicto! = Beam me up Scotty!
Klaatu, Barada, Nicotine. ( get me some smokes )
Klaatu, Boroda, Niktu!
Klacha, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Klairol for Klingons, because today is a good day to dye!
Klairol for Klingons... after all, it is a good day to dye!
Klatu! Varada Nicto! ==== Getum Big Fellow!!
Klatu! Verata! Nughgouhnugh! . . . I said the words! Really! - Ash
Klatuu Berata Nicto!
Klausen Kosher ladies - Crow
Kleenex BBS -=- Ohmigod! He's gonna BLOW!
Kleenex Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous.
Kleenexorcism: "Devil, I SNEEZE you out of him!"
Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.
Klein bottle for sale ... inquire within.
Klein bottle for sale...inquire within.
Kleptomania...  Isn't there something that you can take for it?
Kleptomania: Crime, sickness, or a hobby gone too far?
Kleptomania: take something for it
Kleptomaniac, n.: A rich thief.
Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.
Kleptoreceptors - The plastic cage on cassettes at music stores.
Kleptoreceptors: the plastic cage on cassettes at music stores.
Kleptotaglinitis : Tagline Thief Disease, no known cure....
KlinDOS De' vItu'be': bI(b)up bI(n)ejqa' bI(l)uj
KlinDOS De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj
KlinDOS:  Dishonorable command or filename.  Challenge it (Y/N)?
KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a'  (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup
KlinDOS: Dishonorable command or filename. Challenge it (Y/N)?
KlinDOS: Strike any user to continue
KlinDOS:*.* (H)ISlaqH(gh)obe'(j)Ibup (Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit)
KlinDOS:*.*vIteq'a'(H)ISlaqH(gh)obe'(j)Ibup (Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o
Kline don't touch that. Don't take off your clothes -Mike
Kline, wait in the car - Crow
Kline, wait in the hoary netherworld - Crow
Kline, wait with the corpse - Crow
Kling-on bastard killed my son, do-dah, do-dah...
KlingDOS 5.0: De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj?
Klingon Adaptaion of Earth Sport:  Full-contact golf.
Klingon Apology:  A good right hook.
Klingon Bastard killed my son, do dah, do dah.
Klingon Battle Cruisers Uncloaking....or is it Odo?
Klingon Buddhists introduce others to Nirvana.
Klingon Burger:     (The top bun is all moldy.)
Klingon Chef sez: It's a good day to dine.
Klingon Cricket : Where you never want to take a hatrick!
Klingon Croquet, which has one winner and no other survivors.
Klingon DOS 6.0- DEL.COM; ERASE.COM; WIPE.COM; TRASH.EXE; BURN.BAT;
Klingon DOS Prompt:  Strike and user to continue.
Klingon DOS:  That command or file name has no *honor*!
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no HONOUR!
Klingon Date Central.  Life Insurance at Premium Rates.
Klingon Empire: Where Klingons are Klingons and Pakleds are nervous.
Klingon Lie #1: We're only here for scientific reasons!
Klingon Lie #1: We're only here for scientific research.
Klingon PMS:  The Punch My Spouse syndrome.
Klingon Philosophy - Do unto others (Period!)
Klingon Philosophy:  "Do unto others.  Period!"
Klingon Porno Flick:  A _good_ martial arts movie.
Klingon Porno flick - A *GOOD* kung-fu movie.
Klingon Prayer.... "Let us prey...."
Klingon Prime Directive: If it moves, shoot it.
Klingon Prime Directive: Shoot it!
Klingon Prompt:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Proverb: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Klingon RX:  Take two Trebles and call me in the morning
Klingon Recipe echo??????????
Klingon RoA #27: Money corrupts.  Kill your rich business associates.
Klingon Rx - Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning
Klingon Safe Sex:  NO BLADED WEAPONS!
Klingon Standup Comic:   "LAUGH!  NOW!!!"
Klingon Tagline:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Talkshows include "O'Prah" and "D'nahue"
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace:  "Let us prey..."
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..."
Klingon Thanksving Grace: "Let us prey..."
Klingon adaptation of Earth sport:  Full-contact golf.
Klingon adaptation of an Earth sport: Full-contact golf!
Klingon bastard killed my son, doo-dah doo-dah!
Klingon bastards killed my son, do-dah, do-dah
Klingon blood is 90% Adrenaline, 6% Bile and 4% Caffeine.
Klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffeine, and 4% sugar
Klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffine, and 4% sugar
Klingon blood: 90% adrenaline, 6% caffeine, 4% sugar.
Klingon burgers: You get it our way, and LIKE it!
Klingon computer prompt:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon is spoken - drink!
Klingon justice is a unique point of view -- Sarek
Klingon males do not roar. The females roar -- Worf
Klingon men read love poetry... and duck a lot.   Worf
Klingon philosophy - Do unto others, but do it with honor.
Klingon philosophy: Do unto others.  (Period!)
Klingon porno movie: Any *good* kung-fu movie
Klingon prime directive: Kill it.
Klingon prompt : Strike any user when ready
Klingon prompt:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
Klingon society for the prevention of cruelty to Tribbles........NOT!
Klingon society for the promotion of cruelty to Tribbles.
Klingon son! You killer my bastard! Wait! I mean...  -Kirk
Klingon son, you killed my bastard!
Klingon sons! You killed my bastard! No, wait...
Klingon sons, you killed my bastard!  Oops... [*] CUT!
Klingon sons, you killed my bastard! no, waitaminute...
Klingon stand-up comic: "LAUGH!  NOW!!!"
Klingon tagline sighted, Sir.
Klingon tagline sited, Sir.
Klingon torture device: 5,000 tribbles and one chocolate bar.
Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo?
Klingon women don't get hot flashes, they get ***POWER*** surges!
Klingon/Betazoid woman:  A bitch that knows everything.
Klingon/Cardassian hybrid: A Kardigon.
Klingon: I do not deserve to live. [*] Kirk: Fine, I'll kill you later.
Klingon: You said you would kill me. [*] Kirk: I lied.
KlingonDOS error:  Command or filename without honor
KlingonDOS: Insert Disk--Strike Any User When Ready.
KlingonDOS: Insert a disk and strike any user when ready.
Klingonandon: A person who never misses a 'Star Trek' convention.
Klingons DON'T knick off, Captain!
Klingons Do It With Honor
Klingons On Broadway:  "Fiddler On The Worf"
Klingons and Binars and Borg, oh my!
Klingons and Romulans and Borg, OH MY!
Klingons appreciate strong women -- Worf
Klingons are great if you are into masacism.
Klingons are not merry men or women, but we are even-tempered.
Klingons choose their friends very carefully. -- Guinan
Klingons do *not* read taglines!
Klingons do NOT allow themselves to be... probed.
Klingons do NOT kid!
Klingons do NOT procrastinate! It is a...TACTICAL delay! - Worf
Klingons do NOT read taglines!
Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
Klingons do NOT whistle while they work!
Klingons do it disruptively.
Klingons do it with a vengence.
Klingons do not PLAY with toys.  We EAT them.
Klingons do not eat meals...we infect foodstuffs.
Klingons do not faint -- Worf
Klingons do not play with toys; they *eat* them.
Klingons do not pursue relationships.  They conquer them.--Worf
Klingons do not walk their dogs...we drag them.
Klingons do not woo their mates...they conquer them. - Worf.
Klingons evolved from seals.  Want proof?  "Worf!  Worf!"
Klingons have Ridges
Klingons have rrrrrrridges!
Klingons need love too!  Messy but true!
Klingons need love, too.  Messy, but true!
Klingons needs love too!  Messy but true!
Klingons never bluff!  ...Worf - The Emissary
Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow
Klingons only fart in airlocks.
Klingons should not own glass furniture.
Klingons sure act like a testosterone-drenched species.
Klingons who have no honor...on the next Oprah.
Klingons, Romulans, and Borg, Oh My!
Klingons, and Binars, and Borg, oh my!
Klingons, when cloaked properly, are invisible.
Klingons--the Harley riders of the universe
Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe...
Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe....
Klingons:  testosterone overload?
Klingons: The Harley Riders of the Universe
KlingonsThe Bikers of the Universe...
Klinton Health Plan: "Womb to the Tomb!"
Klinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
Klinton/Gore crossed with Jan and Dean: Serf City!
Klintone bombarduj!!!
Klipstein's Observation:  Any product cut to length will be too short.
Klitoralan kolekcionar masturbira bebu na raznju
Kllllingons have Rrrridges.
Klllllingons have rrrrrrrrrridges.
Klondyke:  A Lesbian Eskimo
Klone Expansion: Plug and /PRAY!/
Kludge: (v., adj., or n.) to fix a program in the usual way.
Knapsack:  A sleeping bag...
Knee deep in a Freudian quagmire - Mike
Knee deep in garbage - Crow
Knee deep in the DNA pool.
Kneel. You are in the presence of Greatness......good boy!
Kneel. Your are in the presence of Greatness.
Knees buckle? Belt won't? Then you know you're old.
Knife, schmife!  I want a Swiss Army CHAINSAW!!
Knight Sabers Baseball! --Beavis and Butthead as Boomers.
Knight Sabers Baseball!!! -Beavis & Butthead as Boomers.
Knight of Wands, Sir Ion
Knights and Ladies of the Yellow Dog. --Mystic Alliance.
Knights do it in the daytime...
Knights errant spend their nights erring.
Knights in ladies' service have no free will.
Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog.
Knishes. Get your Old West kinishes! - Mike
Knit another furrow for my brow Mum, the tension's gaining.
Knitting gives women something to think about while they talk.
Knitting with only one needle.
Knjiga je covekov najbolji prijatelj.
Knock Knock *| * "Who is it?"   -- Tribble blind date
Knock Pearljam - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Knock firm but softly.  I like soft firm knockers.
Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
Knock firm but softly. You like my soft, firm knockers?
Knock firmly but softly, I like soft, firm knockers.
Knock firmly but softly.  I like soft, firm knockers!
Knock hard here      for new monitor
Knock it off, gnat-brain! - Hawkeye to Frank
Knock it off, will you? You're waking up the war. - Hawkeye
Knock it off, you bald boob! --Bart to Homer.
Knock knock! Who's there? OJ! OJ who? Oh, a potential juror!
Knock knock--who's there?--Land shark--oh, All, you silly gNO CARRIER
Knock knock--who's there?--Land shark--oh, Peter, you silly gNO CARRIE
Knock knock--who's there?--Land shark--oh, you silly gNO CARRIER
Knock on wood, it hasn't happen la
Knock soft, yet firmly.  I like soft, firm knockers.
Knock softly and firmly... I like soft, firm knockers.
Knock softly, but firm. I like soft, firm knockers.
Knock softly, but firmly.  I like firm knockers.
Knock softly, but firmly.  I love soft firm knockers.
Knock! Knock!  (Who's there?)  Doctor.  (Doctor Who?)  Who told you?!?
Knock, Knock - Who's There? - O.J. - OJ who? - OK, You're on the Jury!
Knock, Knock, Who is there?
Knock, knock, "Avon calling..." - Death
Knock, knock. Sheridan Who's there? --Ivanova.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kosh. Kosh who? Guzentite.
Knock-Knock, Q's There? Q learns about ancient humam riddles.
Knock-Knock, Q's There? Q learns about ancient human riddles.
KnockKnock. WhosThere? Euroa. EuroaWho? EuroaDaBoat,ICatchaDaFish.
Knocked; You weren't in.        -- Opportunity
Knocked; you weren't in.  -- Opportunity
Knockin' me out with those American thighs. - Guess Who
Knocking Boots in a very safe way. Use latex or die!
Know GOD and Know Peace.  No GOD and No Peace.
Know God, know fear.  No God, no fear.
Know God, know peace -- No God, no peace!
Know God....... No Peace, No God....... Know Peace
Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.
Know Jesus know peace, no Jesus no peace.
Know Jesus, Know Peace ... No Jesus, No Peace!!!
Know Thy User.
Know a good chiropractor?  My computer has a slipped disk.
Know a good chiropractor? My computer has a slipped disk.
Know all the sunny places.
Know fear. - Luke 12:5
Know guns = be safeNo guns = nobody's safe!
Know how Clinton sits upright with no spine? That is Hillary's ARM!!
Know how to do taglines for a Mac?  A black magic marker on the screen?
Know how to get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Know new taxes! says President Bush.
Know new taxes! says President Bush...
Know of what you speak, speak of what you know!
Know that he knows that we know that he knows - Data
Know the difference between the Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh?
Know the future! Know the past! The GreatDate-DeprivedVorlon tells all
Know thy pride, and the evil of thine heart. - 1 Samuel 17:28
Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone.
Know thyself.  If you need help, call ASIO.
Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Know thyself. If you need help doing so, call the CIA.
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Know what God thinks of money? Look at the people she gives it to
Know what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.  -- Henry Camp
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp
Know what I hate?  I hate rhetorical questions!
Know what I like about Windows?   NOTHING!.
Know what I like about Windows?  NOTHING!.
Know what I like about Windows?  Not a damned thing.
Know what I like about Windows? NOTHING!
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a darn thing.
Know what I mean, Vern?
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?  Wink, wink.  Nudge, nudge!
Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
Know what I wanna be when I grow up? A TV! -- Carl Chamness
Know what Smurfs do at a ball game Scott? The Blue Wave!
Know what Smurfs do at a ball game?  The Blue Wave!
Know what is realy gross? Eating the raisins off the fly paper.
Know what we ALL are?       Remember Adam and Eve were NEVER married!
Know what your problem is, human?  You're still breathing
Know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
Know when to fight and when to run.
Know when to keep silent.
Know why a rooster doesn't lay eggs?   He's too busy laying hens.
Know why cats are so independent?  They can scratch their own backs.
Know why divorce is so expensive? It's WORTH it!
Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy 'em, too.
Know why they're called roach clips?   POT holder was already taken!
Know why they're roach clips, POT holder was already taken!
Know why they're roach clips,POT holder was already taken!
Know ye the truth, and the truth shall set you free.
Know your ABC's, mind your P's and Q's, dot your I's and cross your T's.
Know your ASCII from a hole in the ground.
Know your roots.  Potatoes, carrots, and sassafras.
Know your roots.  Potatos, carrots, and sassafras.
Know your roots...potatoes, carrots, turnips...
Know your target...then drop him.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Knowing God is our only source of true security - R. Harris
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either.
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help.
Knowing better doesn't always work out: Jessica Tate
Knowing both how to rule and how to obey. - Aristotle
Knowing is half the battle...             G.I. Joe
Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. - LAO TZU
Knowing that you do not know is the beginning of wisdom.
Knowledge Is Good - Faber College
Knowledge becomes wisdom only when it is shared.
Knowledge by gender, jerk. --Susan Ivanova.
Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity.
Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.
Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules.
Knowledge is all we really have to share with each other.
Knowledge is gained through study...WISDOM THROUGH EXPERIENCE!!
Knowledge is good.
Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.
Knowledge is limited and Ignorance is infinite.
Knowledge is power - if you know it about the right person.
Knowledge is power if you know about the right person.
Knowledge is power, but power does NOT confer knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power.  -- Thomas Hobbes
Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  Hmm....
Knowledge is power. (now, where do I plug it in.....?)
Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon
Knowledge is power.....-- O.J. Simpson
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Knowledge should be free to all!
Knowledge without common sense is folly.
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! - Harry Mudd
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! --Franklin.
Known Nazi spy, cocaine fiend & pyromaniac - Crow
Known to be addictive.
Knows how to drive a man right back to being a child.
KnowwhatImean, KnowwhatImean, nudge-nudge, grin-grin, win
KnowwhatImean...Vern?
Knuckle head: See CLINTON.
Knucklehead Smith makes a sale - Joel
Knuckles of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will decieve you.
Ko Dan Officer - What do we do???   Ko Dan Commander - We die.
Ko Dan Officer- What do we do???   Ko Dan Commander- We die.
Ko bi mogao da pretpostavi da ce da me ostavi...
Ko brkove zimi gaji, ljeti ga dolja vadi.
Ko da bi htela jos nesto reci, usne se micu a glasa nema
Ko ima srece u kartama ima para za ljubav
Ko je od nas dvoje suprotan pol?
Ko je uopste taj bog?2N++<++ +~dj>2dja2a+zCz~+dj+NO CARRIER
Ko macka u dzaku, smucam se po mraku
Ko ne mora da radi ono sto prica taj je uspeo u zivotu.
Ko nije protiv nas, sa nama je.
Ko pre devojci, sam u nju upada !
Ko radi taj i gresi - rece jez i sidje sa cetke.
Ko s Amerima tikve sadi bombe mu o glavu pucaju
Ko s djavolom tikve sadi, o glavu mu se lupaju.
Ko se igra s Vidom ima posla sa sidom...;))
Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine !
Ko te ucio da se tako bijes ?!?
Ko tebe kamenom, taj te gadja!
Ko tebe ljebom ti njega mlijekom !!
Ko zna cije je to maslo...
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph
Kod ekonomista realnost je specijalni slucaj
Kod nas prvu violinu sviraju trube
Kodak      : The Bible of the Mohammedans.
Kodak and Trojans: They both capture that special moment.
Kodak/Lenscrafters of Bel Air:  Fresh Prints, in about an hour...
Koga nema, bez njega se moze.
Kojak of Borg - "Who loves to assimilate ya, baby?"
Kojak.... I think I'll lick my lolly later...
Koje sranje, bas sam mogo da napisem jos jednu poruku.
Koji deka????
Koji je dorucak najvise uticao na tvoj zivot ?
Koji novi tag da napisem za vas koji citate?
Koji ovo gleda, poletece u oblaku azotnih isparenja.
Koji se junak svikao biti, sijalicom popalice svecu.
Kokanee? Never heard of it.
Kol ze yavo machar im lo hayom, ve'im lo az machrotaim
Koliko jos ima do ocaja.
Koliko puta si ljubila stranca i bila kao ptica kraj coveka koji ne leti
Kolki **namestaj**,jebo te!!!
Kom opanci - Tom i Dzeri
Kome pisem pjesme, ako ne tebi, to je sve sto ti mogu reci
Kompjuter je crna rupa u koju bacas pare.
Komrade Kleenton's ingeeniuous plahn eez verkingk, komrades!!
Komrade!"
Komsije ce da me biju zbog preglasnog rock`n`rola,
Kona, Mocha Java, Antigua, Terrazu, Sumatra-around the world with coffee
Konj mi se ubio. Morao sam da mu slomim nogu.
Koo Koo Mariah! - Tom sings
Kooler Than Jesus
Kopije nisu krive, original je prvi poceo
Kor: I never trust men who smile too much.
Kore, Mother of Charms, Letters and Carnivals.
Korea - land of the three-man shovel.
Korea II, Coming Soon to a "Theater" Near You!
Korean cook book: 101 ways to wok your dog.
Koresh Limbaugh has both a right wing and a left: An angel's.
Koresh fires his disciples:  on the next ARSONio Hall Show.
Koresh selects Deguerian as lawyer.  Both think they're GOD.
Koresh wasn't Christ, but the gov't isn't GOD, either!
Koresh's fire.  11:00 on the ARSONio Hall show.
Koresh's last words... I'd Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
Koreshes of the world, IGNITE!
Korfball players do it with the other sex. 
Korrd to Kirk: And now, may I present our new gunner? (Spock)
Kosanovicu, vidimo se u Hagu!
Kosh Virus detected!  Deleting virus scan file.
Kosh always speaks of himself in the plural form. - JMS
Kosh is really --- Luke Skywalker.  You are not ready for the force.
Kosh who? --Ivanova. Gesundheit. --Sheridan.
Kosh- If you go to Z'Ha'Dum... you will die.   Sheridan- Then I die.
Kosh??? - Sheridan
Kosher Food:  Don't pig out on it.
Koss is the boss!
Kotex - Not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
Kotex - not THE best thing in world, but next to it.
Kotex is not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
Kotex not best thing in world, but next to it.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Kotex: Not the best in the world, but next to it.
Koyaanisqatsi .. Koyaanisqatsi ..  Koyaanisqatsi ..
Kramden utility: One o' these days...  ECHO Y | DEL *.*
Kramer!!!
Kreco Hakija, presudila mu cakija...
Krell energy meter:{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{~}{ }{ }{ }
Kriost eirgin! (Gaelic: "Christ is risen!")
Krogt:  The metallic silver coating found on scratch-and-win tickets.
Krrrrrrrrvi cu ti se napiti !!!!
Krueger
Kruger. Luger. BOOGER! - Mike
Krv nije voda. Ostavlja fleke po odelu!
Kryptonite cross - keep Dracula AND Superman away!
Kryptonite cross:  Keep Dracula *and* Superman away!
Kryten, I'm an enlightened twenty-third century guy. --Lister.
Kryton of Borg: I'm sorry. It's against my programming to
Ku Klux Klanners do it secretly.
Ku Klux Klanners do it under the sheets.
Ku band what's that? It's where DSS watches the rain from.
Kube feel tingly all over -- Larry Kubiak
Kulturo! Eve me
Kuma Satra makes my keys quiver!!
Kung Pao Tagline: take with a glass of water!
Kung Poo Master--One trained in the Art of the deadly Fart.
Kung Pu: the deadly martial art of passing gas.
Kung-Fu tribble breaking board with body: -*-
Kunta Kinte played Ko by the river,err,Kunta Ko played...
Kupi kanap i pucaj u sebe tamo gde je voda najdublja.
Kupi mi jednu pljeskavicu, rado cu ti vratiti u utorak
Kupio sam prsten,kupio sam pusku...
Kurds never die - they just lose their way.
Kurt Cobain - died a legend - just like Lassie!
Kurt Gump....Smells Like a Box of Chocolates
Kvack, Kvack! - Duck speaking with a Swedish accent.
Kvack, Kvack! --Duck speaking with a Swedish accent.
Kwisatz Haderach, give a dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!
Kwisatz's been playing in the pharmacy section again.
Kwyjibo..a big dumb balding North American ape..with no chin.. - Bart
Kyberspace...Computer networks in Afghanistan.
Kylie Minogue - The Singing Budgie.
Kzin Zen Master: "What is the sound of one paw slashing?"
Kzinti Diplomatic Corps - Let's do lunch
kO jer ekao da ja neum em dakucam?
kad idemo gradom ljubav hoda izmedju nas
kada spavam zaklanjam lice i uvijek sanjam tople usne zene kako me ljube
kako su pogresni dani bez tebe, tu mi ni pice ne moze pomoci.
kandy is dandy, and sex won't add the weight
kcub eht ni bats A :noitalfnI
keep digging...
keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means Your E-
keyboard failure press any key to continue
killing for religion - something I don't understand...
kilohertz:  Mortal injuries.
kinda like a cloud i was up, way up in the sky.
kinda' guy who flirts with your wife..but you still loan him twenty
kiss of the iguana woman
kisskisskisskisskisssmoochkisskisskisssmoochkisskisskisskiss...
kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer!
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the ferret off my computer!
kjhf7u2sfgywhHEY, get the cat off my computer!
kjhf7u2sfgywhHEY, get the ferret off my computer!
kkk - ambulance number of the beast
knock firmly but softly, I like soft, firm knockers!!!! Uh what.  Someti
konnichiwa!
kreni ostro uzmi stvar u ruke

Neil Enns, ennsnr@brandonU.ca