I   Doctor Who.
I   Music
I   My Cat!
I   My Dog.  I   My Cat.  I   My Wife.  I   days.
I   my dog,   my cat, and I don't   baby seals. Have a   day.
I   my wife,I   my cat, I   Med, I   if I do,  if I don't
I   w a n t   M a r i n a   S i r t i s
I  Dr. Bashir
I  Forgot  The  Dream  But  I'm  Missing  My  Pajamas.
I  Music
I  My Dog.  I  My Cat.  I  My Wife.  I  days.
I  My Dog. I  My Cat. I  my wife.
I  NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I  NEVER Read recipes!  Do You?
I  Star Trek !
I  Tribbles
I  WAS  a pail in the back of my office!
I  WP
I  am just putting in an extra line of text to solve  a problem in fin
I  message database managers.
I  met the  surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't   baby seals. Have a   day.
I  my dog,  my cat, I don't  baby seals. Have a  day.
I  my dog....
I  think tag lines should be placed at the beginning of the message.
I  try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean.
I "do" enjoy children... when cooked properly - W.C.Fields.
I "flamingoed" up. - Holly
I 'C' said the blind man.
I 'M NOT IN A <CENSORED> BAD MOOD YOU <CENSORED> <CENSORED>!!!
I 'ave da people, I 'ave da plan, I 'ave da h'accent.
I 'm learning the song that never ends... it will take me forever!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I * my cat, I * my Dog.
I * my dog, * my cat, and I * baby harp seals.
I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! - Elwood Blues
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy.  - Q
I *HATE* it when my serial port goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
I *KNOW* about these things!
I *LOVE* animals! Been busted seven times for it ...
I *LOVE* it when a plan comes together!
I *LOVE* this thread!
I *S*W*I*P*E*D* the entire file (Thanks, Cal)
I *almost* stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I *am* stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will. -Baldrick
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I *couldn't* have cought it, I practice safe modem sex.
I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I? - TEC
I *did* read the docs! That's why I'm confused! - Geco
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido
I *do* have a suggestion if you need some ideas ...
I *do* remember.  I just remember differently.
I *don't* care. You're the one who's doing the dying! - Cat
I *don't* care. You're the one who's doing the dying! --The Cat.
I *don't* care. You're the one who's doing the dying! Cat.
I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies?
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... NINE times. --Rimmer.
I *knew* I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque!
I *know* I have an afterlife. 1 John 5:11-12 says so.
I *know* the phone bill's high-That's why I need a faster modem ;>
I *like* public access!
I *like* the above!
I *love* this joke! -- Crow T. Robot
I *may* be wrongbut that doesn't mean you're *right*.
I *may* grow old,...BUT I *refuse* to grow up!  ;*)
I *must* be a Taoist, everyone keeps telling me I am in the Way!
I *must* be a Taoist, everyone tells me I am in the Way!
I *must* lead a charmed life....
I *never* format my *brain*! It's error correckting. Or something.
I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
I *speak* English! You must be a bit of a thicko. -Prince George
I *still* think the opal was a good idea, anyway ...
I *think* I know what one you're talking about.
I *think* that the messages were just tossed into this area by
I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
I *tried* to explain it to you guys, but do you listen? ;)
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy... and not 'yours'..Thank you..:)
I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:) - TEC
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:) - TEC
I -am- a great disturbance in the Force.
I . . Doctor Who.
I . My Dog.  I . My Cat.  I . My Wife.  I . days.
I . my cat, I . my Dog.
I ... I ... I know you think I'm paranoid ... you all do. :-(
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. <BEG>
I .C kopati nos
I 8 my cat, tasted like chicken.
I 8 my cat. I 'ed my wife, I my Dog.
I ALWAYS behave - sometimes good, sometimes bad....
I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses.
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!!
I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#%
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bungholio!  -Beavis
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE.  Oh, that's nice.
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. How very nice for you!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice.
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL! {But don't tell the wife}
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL, but don't tell the wife.
I AM LEONA OSAKI OF BORG! YOUR TANK WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
I AM NOSTRADAMUS OF BORG! IN 100 YEARS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf, Star Date 99791.9)
I AM NOT CONCEITED!  I JUST HATE MORTALS!
I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.
I AM NOT PARANOID! AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING!
I AM NOT schizophrenic.  Me neither.
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither!
I AM PREJUDICED against stupidity.
I AM PUSHING!  - Keiko
I AM Q OF BORG. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSMILIATION.
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14
I AM WHAT I AM And what I AM needs no excuses.....
I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my Node ..
I AM home - My modem's on, isn't it?
I AM my other Cat (I'm a Leo)...
I AM not a Senior Citizen, just a Teenager with 50 years experience!
I AM politically correct.  I have no opinion...
I AM relaxed ... I just can't come to terms with it.
I AM standing.
I AM the evil twin!
I AM the person your mother warned you about...
I Always push the doors marked pull!
I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated
I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence.
I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened.
I Am The Watcher Of The Pylons.
I Am Woman, I am Invincable, I am Tired
I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague!
I BBQ MY SPOTTED OWL USING GENUINE REDWOOD CHIPS! YUM YUM!!
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM.
I BM, You BM, We all BM for IBM
I BM.  You BM.  We all BM for IBM!
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
I BS daily.....oops, I mean BBS, of course.
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player*
I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man
I Bought some powdered water...just not sure what to add?
I Brake For NO Cat!
I Brake for Brunettes, Blondes, and cold Beer!
I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy.
I C what you mean.
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I CAN READ!!! Don't you think I can read?!? - Crow to Tom
I CAN'T be drowning in African waters! pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
I CAN'T eat cheese! It blocks me up! - Crow
I CAN'T get no... Satisfaction!!  Windoze '95
I CAN'T go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
I CAN'T quite pronounce it let alone spell it!
I CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
I CAN't die, Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
I CHOOSE NOT TO COPE!
I COULD live without trek, but what would be the point?
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
I Came ........ I Read ........ I Responded.
I Came here in search of Freedom but all I found were Taglines.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I Came, I Saw, IRAN
I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
I Can Live for 2 Months On a Good Compliment (Mark Twain)
I Can Still Hear It, Screaming!, Screaming!, Screaming! - Baby Bird.
I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! -Rolling Stones of Borg.
I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting
I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!
I Cayman went.
I Chris, do solomnly swear on this Penthouse, to tell the truth
I Come In Peace, Take Me To Your Modem.
I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer
I DEMAND that recipe, Sherry! - Crow as girls wrestle
I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I DID IT!!! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work!
I DID read the docs -- that's why I'm confused!
I DID read the manual!  That's why I'm confused!!
I DID read the manual! That's why I'm confused !!
I DID read the manual...
I DIDN'T DO IT. NO BODY SAW ME DO IT. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
I DO HAVE A LIFE  ....  IT'S JUST INCREDABILY BORING.
I DO IT BECAUSE MY SYSOP TELLS ME TO!
I DO NOT  I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.
I DO NOT I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT YELL!!! - Worf
I DO NOT like greens eggs and ham\\\SPAM!
I DO NOT.. I do not yell. -- Worf
I DO NOT...I did not yell. -- Worf
I DO NOT...I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO have a clue; wait while I remember where I put it..
I DO know everything. I just can't remember it!
I DO know it all; I just can't remember any of it right now.
I DO make passes at women who wear glasses...
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I DON'T FEAR WEAPONS, I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM.
I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*! - Aahz
I DON'T LIKE THE TURN THIS CONVERSATION IS TAKING.
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' recipe
I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITYI ENJOY IT!
I DON'T brake for feminists.
I DON'T brake for feminists.  
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Know Santi Claus Was DEAD! - Stimpy.
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability.
I Don't Break For Barney....SPLAT!
I Don't Have Any Pant's - Stimpy.
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Run Windows, and PROUD of it!
I Don't Think So Tim:  Samite Healer
I Don't Think You're Happy Enough! - Stinky Wizzleteats.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I Don't bite...MUCH!
I Don't do drugs - Echos are my escape from reality
I Don't do drugs - Star Trek is my escape from reality.
I Don't do windows.      ...I don't have the time!
I Don't do windows. I don't have the time!
I Don't just flirt with danger  - I take it out on dates.
I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!
I Don't need no Stinkin Tagline!
I Drive OS/2 'cause I'm sick of being a Crash Dummy !
I E-mail because no one can read my handwriting.
I Enjoy CP/m. No Hype, No Hassles, NO VIRUS'S!
I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HAPPY! **THUD**
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, SINCE I'VE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE!!!
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
I FINALLY made it in music!  I'm touring China with a wok band.
I FORGOT I HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES
I FOUND JESUS!  (you can all stop looking now)
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.....
I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
I Feel Better Now.
I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown.
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I Forgot To Add A recipe
I Got Me a 286 49mhz Laptop and Boy Does It Fly!!! Too Bad It's CGA!!!
I Got This New 486 For My Wife.....Best Trade I Ever Made
I Got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I Got real close to seeing Elvis.....But my shovel broke.
I HATE Call Waitin.....NO CARRIER
I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!!
I HATE STUPID COWS!!!      holy or not....
I HATE TRIBBLE RECIPES!!!
I HATE TRIBBLE TAGS!!!
I HATE being serious, screws up my outlook on life!
I HATE it when it does that!
I HATE it when that happens!
I HATE technology!!!!!!
I HATE those bloomin' stop and go penalties....
I HATE when you do that!!! - Crow to Tom
I HAVE 1ST AMENDENT RIGH(*&^                 NO CARRIER
I HAVE A BODY OF A GOD....BHUDDA!
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY   (It just hasn't developed yet).
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....
I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
I Had A Little Accident; I Lose A Pair Of Lungs. - Neelix
I Had a brain scan the other day, thank god it turned up negative!
I Had a dream 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 megs Free.
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
I Hate You, You Hate Me, BARNEY Died From HIV!
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
I Have A Headache Mode; A)bort F)ail G)et Your Hands OFF OF ME!
I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig ...
I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have The Best recipe But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie - Explodie.
I Have a PATTON if You Have a General!
I Haven't Had These, Since I Was An Egg! - Fish.
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I Hear Lorena Bobbitt's the new spokeswoman for Ginsu Knives
I Heard there was some really hot sex in Waco!
I Hit the Wall:                    Isadore There
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I I need your opinion, I'll pull your chain.
I I was nice today.  Nice to all those incepid monkeys!
I Jim, do solomnly swear on this Joy of Cooking, to tell the truth
I Just <ZAP!> love my <ZAP!> Lum-chan doll <ZZZAAAPP!!>
I Just Keep My Politicians Satisfied.
I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set..
I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
I Just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief
I KNEW we should have thrown it out yesterday!
I KNOW A SURGEON WHO'S A REAL CUT-UP   Keeps everybody in stitches!
I KNOW I am a Christian!
I KNOW it was a tornado,Toto,but you wizzed on my carpet!
I KNOW that santas a Phoney...a little fairy told me...
I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
I Know I Speak For All Of Us When I Say<slam>
I Know It All - I Just Can't Remember It All At Once!
I LET you win, @FN@!
I LIKE a woman in uniform! - Quark.
I LIKE sex on TV! And the floor, the kitchen table, the..
I LIKE sex on TV, and the floor, the kitchen table, the..
I LOOOOVE scanning for lifeforms!
I LOVE IT!!! keep 'em coming. Catch YA Later...
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
I LOVE a woman in uniform. - Quark
I LOVE cute litle animals...especially in a good gravy.
I LOVE fine wines!  I can afford reasonably decent beer.
I LOVE my Windows 95! ummmm errrr  96! umm nope that's not it 97!
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
I LOVE spotted owls!!  They taste like chicken!!!
I LOVE the Feminist movement - When I'm walking behind it.
I LOVE the Feminist movement.....when I'm walking behind it.
I LOVE the smell of cordite in the morning!
I LOVE this game!
I LOVE you baby, but her FLESH got in the way!
I LOVE your approach... Let's see your departure!.
I Like "Weeding Gardens," by Manuel Labour.
I Like Barney, Stuffed and Mounted on the Wall in my study.
I Like Fish, by Ann Chovie.
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
I Love "(  .  )  (  .  )"  Parton !
I Love Animals ... They're Delicious!
I Love Animals. ... They're Delicious!
I Love Animals......They're Delicious!
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
I Love Mathematics - by Adam Up
I Love Mathematics:                Adam Up
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
I Love My Country and I Fear My Government
I Love My Sysop
I Love Toxic Waste
I Love Toxic Waste.
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
I Love You ... I know - Leia & Han
I Love You!: Alma Hart
I Love kittens, stir-fryed. (Alf)
I Love my English Cocker Spaniel!
I Love you, you love meBarney gave me HIV.
I M 2 CUTE 2 B 4 GOTTEN!
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
I M a tru bleever in hour edukashun sistum,
I MAY BE SCHIZO, BUT I STILL HAVE EACH OTHER.
I MAY BE SURROUNDED BY INSANITY, BUT I'M NOT INSANE.
I MUST BREAK YOU...
I MUST patch this coat, Tom said raggedly.
I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It
I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It ...
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way! I Print It
I Multi-task....I read in the loo.
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
I NEED Cindy Crawford's home phone number!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.
I NEED TAGLINES!!!!!
I NEVER ching my mind! It hurts too much.
I NEVER leech taglines!
I NEVER tell lies. :-)
I NEVER! exaggerate-I just remember REALLY big!!!
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
I Need more. Anyone help?
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Met a Choclate Cookie That I Didn't Like.
I ONLY read the Taglines!
I Only See In Infrared.
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!
I PROMISE - I won't upload in your mouth!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Pulled The Pin.  Now What?  WAIT!  Where Are You Going?!?
I READ the documents ... I just didn't UNDERSTAND them!!! |-)
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
I REFUSE to be moderated.
I RESEMBLE that remark!
I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant
I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant.
I Regret That I Have But 1 Live to Give
I Remember When We Carved CPUs Out of Wood....
I SAID THE RULE WAS 75% AND IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Christian Galoski.
I SK8: I skate/ice skate.
I STAND ON THE LINE YOU KEEP CROSSING - Skinner
I STILL want a Hula Hoop. : Alvin
I SUPPORT FREE Speech!  Only, IF you agree with me.
I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
I SUPPOSE I'll let you blame your spelling on line noise. :)
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
I SWEAR, I thought she was 18!
I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw Orville's Underpants!
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion(2)
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
I Seize your Commitment, Orville Bullitt!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville!
I Sense.....*SLAP* Not on the bridge Will.
I Sing The Praises Of Llamas
I Snatch Kisses, and Vice-Versa!
I Speak Fish! - Stimpy.
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"
I THINKtherefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken)
I THUNK, therefore I AM........OS/2!
I TOLD you never to call me! -- Kirk, ST:IV
I Take No Prisoners!.. But, I Do Take Money!
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT
I Think I've Got it ....  @@@!$#%  NO CARRIER  --
I Turvived de 60's sith dinor mrain bamage.
I U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht.
I Used To Believe Heisenberg, Now I'm Not So Sure.
I Usually operate at a 90  angle to reality
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, but...could I take a test sample first?
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD......but your wallet'll do fine, too!
I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! - Crow
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND... - Aahz
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
I WILL be a captain's woman! - Evil Gypsy
I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
I WILL stop procrastinating.     .     .     .     .     someday...
I Wanna Boink Death!
I Want To Believe -- The X-Files
I Want To Work On Your Smelly Old Cartoon - Ren.
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd*
I Was An Atheist Until I Realised I WAS God.
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate(1)
I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can! - Troi
I Win!: U. Lose
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I Work with Diamonds:              Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
I Wuv U Guys! - Anthony.
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
I Xeroxed a mirror.  Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [ ] My Cat.  I [ ] My Dog.  (Would you [ ] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [L] My Keyboard.
I [ ] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I [*] My Dog. I [*] My Cat. I [*] my wife.
I [*] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [.] My Cat.  I [.] My Dog.  (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [.] My Cat. I [.] My Dog. (Would you [.] my ex?)
I [8] My Dog. I Ran/My Cat.
I [8] NY (burrrpp!) - Godzilla
I [8] Tokyo (burrrpp!) - Godzilla-san
I [8] my dog.  I [8] my cat 2.  YumYum!
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]  -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker.
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My TomCat!.
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] my dog. I [] my cat. I [] my seal.
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I _DID_ 'RTFM',   it didn't help...
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
I _LOVE_ my country but I _FEAR_ my government!
I _NEVER_ make misstakes!
I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming. - Homer
I _am_ the Supreme Being.  I'm not _completely_ dim.
I _can't_ be out of money, I still have a couple of checks.  - my wife
I _hate_ shrinkwrap!
I _know_ what you're thinking, but you might be wrong.
I _like_ Quark.
I _tried_ to read it, but my cereal box was too gripping.
I `[1mhave a speech impediment`[0;34m....`[33mmy foot`[34m!!!`[0m
I a Popeyus of Borg!  Prepare to be assimiligrated!
I absolutely _LOVE_ cats!!!   When do we eat?
I accelerate for cats.
I accept reality and dare not question it.  W.Whitman
I accept your apology, Orville, but not your explanation.
I achieve a lower consciousness. - Calvin
I act like a fool on purpose, Limbaugh can't help himself.
I act like a fool on purpose.  Limbaugh can't help himself.
I actually know very little Yiddish, just a shmata here and there...
I actually saw...automobiles! - Picard
I add 2 more beans. What does that make?"  "A very small casserole."
I add a little excitement and all you do is complain. -- Q
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
I adjusted the brightness, but the msgs are still dumb.
I admire a woman who can use a blade
I admire an atheist, that takes a lot of faith.
I admire the wisdom of all the people who come to me for advice...
I admire you because I never had the courage it takes to be a liar.
I admit I used Windows once, but I didn't multi-task.
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I admit it! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it - Mike
I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I admit it. I steal every tagline I see...except this one.
I admit some of my deduces were wild. - BJ
I admit that the boss made me what I am today - depressed
I admit to a little bias against Republican activities and beliefs.
I agree to disagree.....
I agree we can't wait any longer.
I agree with Scrooge:  Bah, humbug!
I agree with you absolutely.  What did you say?
I agree, knowing others is wisdom,knowing yourself? That's not so easy
I agree.  So, what are we talking about?
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
I agreed to suspend my belief, not hang it until it died.
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it until dead!
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it until it died!
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. - Werner Von Braun
I aim my warning shots to center of body mass!
I aim to be right....... unfortunately I'm not a very good shot.
I aim to please...er...are you a target?
I aimed high once, but then I had to clean the ceiling
I ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud.    Jon Voight
I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead.
I ain't afraid of those white men, said Cochise bravely.
I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that?
I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days.
I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
I ain't broke but I'm badly bent.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent!
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
I ain't broke, just badly bent!
I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
I ain't eta <g>. I'm just getting better. - Rick Burwell
I ain't ever been to Arizona! - Carl Robinson
I ain't going out like dat...
I ain't gonna cry no more for you.
I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it.
I ain't lucky when it comes to love.
I ain't no BEAVER, Sam. But busy? Yeah!
I ain't no angel, but I never felt better.
I ain't no artist but, I know what I like
I ain't old.  I am CHRONOLOGICALLY AD-VANTAGED!!!!
I ain't playing a game, that I know I can't win.
I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days - Hendrix
I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days. --Hendrix.
I aint dead yet, copper! - Crow to Tom the policeman
I aint nuthin but beer and bones...
I almost feel in Amber with you around. <Florimel>
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I almost met Elvis, but the shovel broke!
I almost ran over an angel, he had a nice big fat cigar...
I almost saw Elvis but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis last week But my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis, but the shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis.  Then my shovel broke.
I almost shot a birdie today. It was the four foot put that got me.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole another tagline!  I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole another tagline.  I'm so ashamed.
I already have that infono big deal(wellhmmno comment)
I already know I'm paranoid.  The question is, am I paranoid enough?
I already know you hated it, shut up. - D.Troi
I already know you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
I already showed you how to do that, Tom said tautly.
I already tried that. --Ivanova.
I also like my tagline file><
I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. -BA2
I always "Take A Penny" and I never "Leave A Penny."  So there !
I always buy my camping gear in December, for now is the WINTER OF
I always carry a flame thrower around, just in case.
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Mass.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Pennsylvania.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Tennessee.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Texas!
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in here!
I always check the "Native Australian" box.  I was born in Sydney.
I always consider it a good day when nobody murders me.
I always cry after sex, I think it's the Mace.
I always cry after sex, but it's probably just the pepper gas
I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace.
I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace
I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always did like climbing trees, would it be genetic by any chance?
I always down my Folger's crystals with Jolt Pop.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
I always fear unloaded rifles.  They used to smash heads with them. Lec
I always fear unloaded rifles...they smash heads with them....-Lec
I always fill out my tax returns in hexadecimal!
I always get an A -- Wesley
I always get my muckin words fuddled
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
I always get the last word"Yes, dear"
I always go by the book. - Klinger. Wearing dresses?! - Radar
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
I always have lots of month left at the end of the money!
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I always have to get the damn door - Tom
I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
I always hit the nail right on the thumb.
I always invite people to their own self destruction.
I always knew I could live without you....That's a lie.
I always laugh at the wrong time.  At my own funeral....
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical. - Calvin
I always lie.  In fact, I'm lying to you right now!
I always like to show the proper...Gratitude - Servo
I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I always liked my husband's mother-in-law better than mine.
I always listen to what you have to say. - Richard Franklin
I always look well when I'm near death. Greta Garbo Camille
I always loved that face -- Dr. Soong
I always miss the good parties - Tom on girl in lingerie
I always pray to St. Ignatius, said Tom loyally.
I always take life with a grain of salt.. with lemon slice and tequila.
I always tell the truth.  Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie.
I always tell the truth. That last statement was a lie.
I always thought 'Teddie' was underwear..
I always thought GST meant Great Sex Time!!
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair someday. -Riker
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock - Mike
I always use the goodest English.
I always want the last word, an this is it PEACE!
I always wantd 2B something.I wish I'd been more specific
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
I always watch my speling, sintax, grammer & pointuation.
I always watch my speling; sintax and grammer.
I always watch my speling; sintax, grammer and pointuation.
I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointuation
I always wear fur.  I have a cat.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
I always wear real fur.  My cat sleeps on my laundry.
I always wear real fur....the cats sleeps on the laundry!
I always win. It's in my contract. -- Kirk
I always wondered"Why isn't Palindrome one?"
I always worry when I am on the side of the majority   ;)
I am  Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am <not> gaining weight!" said Riker emphatically.
I am * sure* I will hear from you shortly.
I am *.QWK of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.
I am *NOT* a Tagline! ... Ok, so I'm a tagline; sue me.
I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged.
I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank.
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am *not* a Sysop.  R. Nixon, 1974.
I am *not* a number - I am a free man!
I am *not* gay. But if I were gay I'd do something about those taglines!
I am ... Kirk ... James T ... I will ... help ... you.
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 18 years old and from Rosmalen.
I am 3PO of Borg. And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg.  You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am 86 of Borg: You will be... wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am 99.99999512% sure PGP doesn't use any floating point. - P. Zimmer
I am ADD of Borg. Resistance is futile, er, um,
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude.
I am Adolph of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa, FERRENGI!
I am Adric of Borg...(SPLAT)
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated.
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
I am Agassi of Borg. Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg:  You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnoold of Borg. You weempering gurly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahrnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last month!
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Do I have to assimulate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya now,Peg??
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg:  We will *not* assimilate!
I am Al Bundy of Borg: Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Fashion sense is irrelevent.
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated.
I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated.
I am Al of Borg.  Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I don't want to assimilate you.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year..
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  What is irelevant?
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  What is irrelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate?
I am Alfred E. Neumann of Borg: What? Me assimilated?
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg. Dave is irrelevant.
I am Alzheimer of Borg! Prepare to uh er
I am Amiga of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg. Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apollo. [*] Chekov: And I am the Czar of old Russia.
I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. You will be assimilated... come again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead.
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Youse will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Arkwright of Borg. You will be Ass...Ass...Ass... SHOT Granville!
I am Art Bell of Borg.  On the wildcard line, you are assimilated.
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  What, no tea?
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  Your tea will be assimilated.
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation.
I am Astro of Borg. Rerare ro re arrimirated.
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated.
I am B'Elanna of... ARRRGHHH!!! <SMASH> <CRASH>
I am BART of the Borg: Resistance is useless, you WILL eat my shorts!
I am BBS of Borg. Messages are irrelevant.
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Bajoran Maquis of Borg. I will assimilate more than your nose.
I am Baltar of Borg. The Galactica must be assimilated!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimiated..if that's OK...
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated if that's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK...
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er
I am Bariel of Borg. Kira is irrelevant. Stasis is futile, Doctor.
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barney of Borg ..."I assimilate you, you assimilate me..."
I am Barney of Borg ...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg, Sesame Street is Irrevelant.
I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg.  I love you, and you love me...
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned how to assimilate!
I am Barney of Borg.  You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your 2 year old will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your children will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg. I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me...
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to blow chow.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH<!
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as--<BELCH>!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg..."I assimilate you, you assimlate me..."
I am Barney of Borg......Sesame Street is irrelevant...
I am Barney of Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg...Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg:  Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg:  Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
I am Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg family.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Were a happy entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you;you love me. We're a happy Borg entity
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved....
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
I am Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as <BELCH>!
I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg:Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney the Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg....you loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the BorgSesame Street will be assimilated
I am Barney the Borgyou loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** <-- Barney meets Velociraptor!
I am Barnum of Borg.  There's one assimililated every minute.
I am Barnum of Borg. I say,'There's one assimilated every minute.'
I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimilated every minute.
I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimililated every minute.
I am Barny of Borg.    Nyuk Nyuk  I love assimilation.
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bart Simpson of Borg, who the hell are you?
I am Bart Simpson of Borg. Your shorts will be assimilated.
I am Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson.
I am Bart of BORG. Resistance is uselessyou WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg.  Eating is irrelevant.  Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg.  Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell have I assimilated?
I am Bart of Borg: Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my assimilated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is useless... you WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg; Who the hell are you?
I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude.
I am Bartekus of Borg: Resistance is futile, dude.
I am Barticus of Borg.  Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts.
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I am Beavis & Butthead of Borg. Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! <heh, heh>
I am Beavis of Borg - Resistance sucks! Heh heh...heh heh...
I am Beavis of Borg!  Assimilation is COOL, heh-heh, heh-heh...
I am Beavis of Borg, Assimilation is cool, huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh.
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh heh heh
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  hehe  hehe  hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is cool.  Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation's COOL!  Yeah!  Heheheheheh
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance sucks!  Heh heheh heh he
I am Beavis of Borg.  Umm-umm-mmm  Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Huh-huh-huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh uh mmm huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Hehe Huhuhuh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Heheheheheh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Heheheheheh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks.  Heh heh, heh heh!
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg:  You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beeblebrox of Borg.  Resistance is... Whoa!  Babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Beldar, I read QWK Packets, Lets eat Consumables.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - I will assimilate your Tribbles.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - your Tribbles will be assimilated.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Plots are irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Berman of BorgPlots are irrelevant
I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled.
I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA.
I am Bettman of Borg: We will assimilate the NHLPA!
I am Biker Bitch of Borg.  Kiss my assimilator!
I am Bilbo of Borg. The assimilation goes ever on...
I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg. Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward.
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights are also.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am BillDCat of Borg. You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!
I am Billary of Borg: Tax cuts are irrelevant.
I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg.  You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg. Prepare your tennis balls for assimilation.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon will be assimilated.
I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed!
I am Bjorn of Borg: Prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
I am BloodGas of Borg -- your arterial blood will be assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg.  Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. C'mon down and be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bob Hawke of Borg.  By 1990 all children will be assimilated.
I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated.
I am Bobbit of Borg. Only part of me was assimilated.
I am Bobby of Borg. You resistin' me?  Are you resistin' me?
I am Boberg of Borg.  Registation is useless.
I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bogie of Borg.  You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bond.  James Bond.  Of Borg.  You will be shaken, not stirred.
I am Bones of Borg.  He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilator, not a doctor.
I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bored of Borg.  The subject is irrelavent.
I am Bored of Borg. The subject is irrelevant.
I am Borg ****************, who are you?
I am Borg of Borg.  Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Data. Contraction is irrelevant.
I am Borg of God; you WILL assimilate ME! [smile].
I am Borg the Cat.  Aack!  Thpbpth!
I am Borg the Gates. Aack!! Thpbpth!! Hardware is irrelevant.
I am Borg, James of Borg
I am Borg... James Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant you will be assimilated.
I am BorgJames Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
I am Borgs Bunny.  What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Boris Badenov of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris Badenov of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg.  Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokey... now ve'l assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg: Vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Borland of Borg.  Prepare to be Quattroprolated.
I am Brain of Borg. Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. When I take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Brecher of Borg. You shall be net mailed.
I am Brubeck of Borg.  Prepare to take five.
I am Bubba of Borg.  Y'all is fixin to be assimilated!
I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all is fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all's fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all is fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless.
I am Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg, What's up Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Carrots are Irrelevant!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up, Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I am BugsBunny of Borg. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullshit of Borg: Prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg.  Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
I am Bundy of Borg.  No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
I am Bundy of Borg. NO! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Bunny of Borg. Yeeeeehh...What's assimilating, Doc?
I am Bunny of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Bunny of Borg: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots
I am Burns of Borg.  Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
I am Bush of Borg...oh, the assimilation thing...
I am Bush of Borg...the economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of Borg:  Prepare for "that assimilation thing".
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Bush of Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
I am Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh.
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Wesley, you were assimilated!
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Westley, you were assimilated!
I am Butthead of Borg, resistance like sucks. Ehuh Ehuh.
I am Butthead of Borg, you're gonna be, like, assimililated, huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg.  Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation sucks! huh huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg. Huh-huh-huh-huh, resistance sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am Butthead of Borg: Resistance SUCKS.
I am Butthead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I am Buttons of Borg.  Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
I am C-3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-3PO of Borg. Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-Ko of borg.  Eat this food!  Resistance is futile.
I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Caesar of Borg.  Veni, vidi, assimilation.
I am Caffeine of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.
I am Cage of Borg.  Coolness is irrelevent.  Jumping is futile.
I am Cajun of Borg... All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
I am Callahan of Borg.  Go ahead... resist us...
I am Cameron Borg. You will be assimilated into the Daddo family.
I am Campus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Captain Peacock of Borg.   Are you being assimilated?
I am Carl of Borg.  Macross has been assimilated.
I am Carnegie of Borg. Win Friends and Assimilate People.
I am Carson of Borg. Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Carter of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little.
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiney things.
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
I am Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! --Catwoman (Batman Returns)
I am Chakotay of Borg.  Does anyone I assimilate work for me?
I am Chakotay of Borg. It's been a really bad day assimilating!
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Cheese of Limburger, you will be asmelliated.
I am Chekov of Borg: We will assimalte your Wessel!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
I am Chewbacca of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg.  You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg. You will be awrRRROOOOoomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
I am Churchill of Borg. We shall assimilate them on the beaches....
I am Clampett of Borg.  We'doggies is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg -- Resistance is Taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be. . .Ooooooo!  Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to beOOoooooo!  Bimbos!!!!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to. . .Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg, Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg, We assimilate all money
I am Clinton of Borg, Your freedom of speech will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg, resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be......well, maybe....
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare your money for assimilation
I am Clinton of Borg.  Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Truth is irrevelant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your income will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your wages will be assinilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe....
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe.___ Blue Wave/Q
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will not be inhaled.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assinilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wallets will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...I never said you'd be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg; your pay will be assimilated
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Cobain of Borg.  Everything is futile. <BLAM!!>
I am Com Port of Borg... you will be asynchronous!.
I am Common-of-Borg; chase cards are irrelevant!
I am Computer! I stand between Sylvia and housework!
I am Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cookie of Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is failure to ass'mlate.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
I am Crackers of Borg:  Corporate Crime-Fighting IS relevant!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee:  Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barb
I am CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate shrimp on the barbie!
I am Cronkite of Borg: The Way It Is is irrelevant.
I am Crowley of Borg.  You will be initiatied.
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Cullen of Borg. M-O-O-N, that spells Assimilate, laws, yes...
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo woo.
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo...
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg.  Want to buy a borg Tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.
I am DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
I am DOS of Borg!  Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare...oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg. Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Daddy of Borg. Bedtime! Resistance is futile!
I am Daffy Duck of BORG: We will assimilate your Egos!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg.  Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
I am Daffy Duck of Borg:  Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrrrrrrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg.  Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg.  Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg: What do you mean =we= will?
I am Daffy of Borg: You - You - Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Dahli Llama of Borg, You Will be, and you will not be......
I am Dahlmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dahmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dalak of Borg: AS-SIM-MI-LATE! AS-SIM-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: AS-SI-MI-LATE! AS-SI-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg: As-si-mi-late.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: We obey.
I am Dalek of Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dan Quayle of borg"potatoe" is irrelavant
I am Dan Quayle of borg... "potatoe" is irrelavant
I am Dan of Borg.. Grammar checker is irrelevant!!
I am Dangerfield of Borg.  Respect is irrelevant.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
I am DarkWing Speedbump - DarkWing Duck
I am Darth Vader of Borg, The FORCE is Irrelevant
I am Darth Vader of Borg: The Force has been assimilated.
I am Dasef of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! a TOLL FTR!
I am Data of Borg.    Picard-"Not Again!"
I am Data of Borg.  Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am David Johnson of Borg.  Please assimilate me.
I am Dax of Borg.  My slug has been assimilated.
I am Deanna of Borg.I sense you wish me to assimilate you
I am Death, and I here-by declare you to be living impaired. --Death.
I am Deiter, and I wilkommen you to SPROCKETS!!
I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life.
I am Demolition Man of Borg. Seashells are irrelelvant.
I am Demonic Hordes of Borg: Your lands will be assimilated.
I am Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hello,  Wilson. Resistance is futile.
I am Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hello, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile.
I am Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
I am Descartes of Borg - I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg.  Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg. I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg: Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore we are.
I am Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
I am Dex of Borg. Babes will be Moderated.
I am Dex of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead Resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead...  Resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Make my day...resist us!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go aheadresist us.
I am Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
I am DirtyHarry of Borg. Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day.
I am Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be reanimated.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. You have a lovely assimilation.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. Your assimilation is not on file.
I am Doctor Borg. Your T.A.R.D.I.S. will be assimilated!
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance.
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller... You there?
I am Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
I am Donahue of Borg: Go ahead and assimilate, caller...
I am Dot Warner of Borg. Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg, and being cute is irrelevant.
I am Dot of Borg, being cute is irrelevant!
I am Dot of Borg.  Call me Dotty, and you will be assimilated!!
I am Dot of Borg.  Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg. Call me Dotty, and you will be ASSIMILATED!!
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg...Cuteness is *NOT* Irrevelant!
I am Doug McKinze of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, eh.
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg.  Studies show you will be assimilated
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Dracula of Borg. I never assimulate wine.
I am Dracula of Borg. Your blood will be assimulated.
I am Dracula.   I bid you welcome.    Bela Lugosi
I am Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
I am Drunk of Borg, resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg.  Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Reluctance is both floortile and our elephant.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile. Prepare to be 'simmed!
I am Drunk of Borg: Resillance is floor tile. Wanna be 'sim'lated
I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunkard of Borg, Resiliance is Floor Tile, Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resultance is floor tile.
I am Dude of Borg!  Prepare to be... Whoa!  Babes!!!
I am Duncan MacLeod of Borg. Remember that name when I take your head.
I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod and you are dead! - DM
I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod... and you're dead!
I am Duncan Mcleod of Borg. There can be only Borg.
I am Duncon MacLeod of the clan Macleaod... here's my card.
I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am Dyslexia of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated
I am Dyslexsic of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated
I am E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg.  Home is irrelevant.
I am ECHO of FIDO, your BBS is irrelevant, prepare to be assimilated
I am Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I am Eastwood of Borg. Do you feel assimilated, PUNK???
I am Eastwood of Borg. You're thinking, "Did he assimilate 5, or 6?"
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is futile, punk.
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is irrelevant, punk.
I am Echo of FIDOBorg: BBS is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated.
I am Echo of FIDOBorg: Your BBS is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated
I am Eclectic Wicca...prepare your Deities for Assimilation!!!!!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg, you may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg, you may have already been assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimlated.
I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be #$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!
I am Edison Carter of Borg and what I want to assimilate is...
I am Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I am Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
I am Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Electrician of Borg Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
I am Electrician of Borg. Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm.
I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elizabeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elizebeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elma Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg.  Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is usewess. huh huh huh hut!
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is wusewess. huh huh huh hut!
I am Elmer of Borg, be vewy quiet, I'm assimilating wabbits.
I am Elmer of Borg. Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh...
I am Elmer of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Elmew of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be assimiwlated.  Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love!
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and...
I am Elric of Borg.  You will be assimilated into Stormbringer...
I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi...
I am Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me...tender...
I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
I am Emory of Borg... Prepare to be filed!
I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated. ZAP
I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAP
I am Energizer of Borg. You will be assimilated, & assimilated, &...
I am Engel of Borg. prepare to read my thoughts.
I am Enoch king & charismatic leader of the dog people
I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Epimenides of Borg. All Borg are irrelevant.
I am Ernest Angley of Borg. Prepare to be HHHEEEEAAAALLLEEEDDDD!
I am Ernest of Borg 9...prepare to be torpedoed.
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borgnine. Prepare to be assassinated.
I am Ernie of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Ewmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwated, wabbit!
I am Excel of Borg. You will see your finances being assimilated in 3D
I am Excel of Borg. You'll see your finances being assimilated in 3D.
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am Feminist of Borg. Male resistance is futile!
I am Ferengi of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Ferret of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Flatulence of Borg!  Pull my finger!
I am Flatulous of Borg...Pull my finger
I am Flatulus of BORG, pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg, prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  You will be asphixiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come here and prepare to pull my finger, son.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer. ... I am Flatulus of Borg.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg. You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will pull my finger. Resistance is futile.
I am Flatulus of Borg:  Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to suffer.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg: You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: You will be asphixiated.
I am Flinstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated
I am Foghorn of Borg.  Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1."
I am Forrest Gump of Borg. Resistance is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg.  Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg. Your jelly babies will be assimilated. <-TLP
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Frank Sinatra of Borg. You will be assimilated my way.
I am Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
I am Frazier of Borg. My GOD! I've been assimilated!
I am Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
I am Fred of Borg.  YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Frodo of Borg: Your cakes and ale will be assimilated.
I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!"
I am Fudd of Borg, Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated <hehehehe>.
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess, huh huh huh...!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess!!!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-hut.
I am Fudd of Borg:  Be vewy quiet.  I'm assimiwatin'wabbits.
I am Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess.  huh huh huh hut!"
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is wusewess. huh huh huh hut!
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is fewtile.
I am Fudd of the BORG! Pwepare to be assimiwated!
I am Fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
I am Fundie of Borg, you will be assimilated. Because God said so!
I am Fundie of Borg: You must believe to be an assimilated again Borg.
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
I am GOD in here!
I am GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
I am Gaia's Son, may She be honoured by all Her children!
I am Galagher of Borg,  your WaterMelon will be assimilated.
I am Galron of Borg:  Honor is Irrelevant
I am Galron of Borg:  Lursa & B'Etor are Irrelevant
I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME. - Gandalf
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified.
I am Garfield of Borg - Furballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK<..
I am Garfield of Borg -Your Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garfield of Borg.  Got any lasagna I can assimilate?
I am Garfield of Borg.  Hairballs are irrelevent...<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Assimilation -- big fat hairy deal.
I am Garfield of Borg. Furballs are irrelevant. <HACK>
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevent...<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent.
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is relevant...
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant <HACK>...
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelivant
I am Garfield of Borg: Your lasagna will be assimilated.
I am Gary Caplan of Borg. Prepare to be oooh, Taglines!
I am Gary Caplan of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, taglines!
I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg.    Merger is inevitable.
I am Gates of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Geordi of Borg.  I still can't get any women.
I am George Bush of Borg. Read my lips, No New Assimilations!
I am George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMULATIONS!
I am George Bush of Borg: READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Geraldo of Borg, Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg: The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. Prepare to be .... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape Hello all!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Ginsu of Borg.  You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but Wait, theres MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg.You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all.
I am Gollum of Borg.  Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss.
I am Gollum of Borg.  Ressissstance is futile, precioussss.
I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated.
I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
I am Goro of Borg.  My looks are irrelevent.  Arm wrestling is futile.
I am Goro of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Your head is irrelevent.
I am Greaseman of Borg. Prepare to be shpeckled!
I am Grey.  I stand between the candle and the star - Delenn.
I am Groucho of Borg. That's the silliest thing I've ever assimilated!
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated.
I am Guccione of Borg: Olivia will be assimilated.
I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
I am Gumby dammit, G*U*M*B*Y.
I am Gumby of Borg, dammit!
I am Gumby of Borg, damn it!
I am HAL of Borg.  Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated.
I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)
I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be - OOOOOOh, donuts!
I am HOPELESS of borg, I come to assimilate your TAGLINES.
I am Hacker of Borg.  Your taglines will be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate
I am Hamlet, prince of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be!
I am Hammer of Borg.  Too legit to assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Haskell of Borg. You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.
I am He Who Dances With Wolves, Eats With Bears, and Mates With Sheep.
I am Hefner of Borg.  All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg.  All your babes will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg.  You might be assimilated.
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are youassimilated?
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
I am Henny Youngman of Borg. And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'
I am Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate My Wife, Please!
I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please!
I am Herman of Borg. Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter.
I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore.
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore...
I am Hjrad.  What shall I call your corpse?
I am Holmes of Borg.  You shall be humiliated.
I am Homer Simpson of Borg.  Prepare to be assim Ooooh, donuts!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg. Prepare to be assim ... o-o-o-h, donuts!!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..MMMM doughnuts..
I am Homer Simpson of Borg: You will be assim OOOOOOOHHHH Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg!  You will be assim.... oooooh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be .......Oooooooo doughnuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assimila.. Ohhh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...Oooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to beOooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is ..... MMmmm! DONUTS!!!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim.... oooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assimooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts!!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH!  DOUGHNUTS!!
I am Homer of Borg, You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts...
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be ... Mmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be Mmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim ... Ooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assimOoh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimOhhh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...   Ooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...oooh, a donut!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimil...oooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be.....oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  ... OOOH DONUTS.  You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assi.....Ooooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assi...ooh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts...
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim-...OOH Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be.... Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be.....ooooh donut
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..ooooh donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be.ooooh donut
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to beooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be askg...assig...DOH!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Oo! Chocolate! You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...OOoooooo! Doughn
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be .oooooohh, doughnut
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asi...OOOHH, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assiOOOHH!Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--  Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.... OOOHHH, doughnuts....
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ummmm...donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is .... Oooooh dohnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assiOooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi... ooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimilated. You will be...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. prepare to beoooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg... Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts... ___
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assimi...mmmmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be...OHHHH, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!!!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS!!!
I am Homer of Borg.prepare to be....OOooo Doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be .... oooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...oooooooohh DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance isheh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance isoooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You will be <oohhh, doughnuts!>
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assim... Ooh, Donuts...
I am Homer of Borg: You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borgs so5 will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg.  Prepare to be Ooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOoooo! Doughnuts!
I am Homer, of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH...
I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that!
I am Homey of Borg. We don't play that asimillatin' shit.
I am Huey Lewis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Cubicle!
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant!
I am Hugh as you are Hugh as he is Hugh as we are all together...
I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine.
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend.  He can watch
I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!!!
I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
I am IRS agent of Borg. Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irelevent.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
I am Iago of Borg. You'll be assim... oooh, a WAR MANUAL!
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant.
I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
I am Immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! - Queen
I am Ingnio Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die
I am Ingyo Montoya! You killed my father! prepare to die.
I am Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp)
I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jack Butler of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
I am Jadzia of Borg - No, Julian I will _not_ assimilate you.
I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
I am Jagger of Borg.  I can't get no assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg. OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, bebanna manna peeopo assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, mannana peeopo assimilation. Heh!
I am James Brown of Borg: OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am Jamie McCrimmon, of the clan...oh.  Sorry Doctor...
I am Janet Reno of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Janet Reno of Borg. You will be incinerated.
I am Janeway of Borg, I will assimilate with the *deadliest* of force!
I am Janeway of Borg. We will assimilate you with the deadliest force.
I am Janeway of Borg. You will call me "Ma'am."
I am Jay Leno of Borg: Kevin's love life is irrelevant.
I am Jeff Smith of Borg. Resistance is frugal!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
I am Jehovah of Borg.  I will witness assimilation!
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg.  Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father.
I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch!...
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I am Johnstone of Borg.  You shall be netmailed.
I am Jordan of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordon of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
I am Joshua of Borg. You will be assi... Whoa! STARDOCK!
I am Joycelen Elders of Borg. Assimilation should be taught in school.
I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service!
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. You will be Iso-Cubed. Resistance is futile.
I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg - I can't get no assimilation either.
I am Julian of Borg: But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Julius of Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
I am Justified, I am Purified, I am Sanctified. (My Tagline, that is.)
I am Kahn of Borg.  From hells heart I assimilate thee...
I am Kammerer of Borg. You will be assim...whoa, CEYLAD!
I am Kano of Borg. I have become one with the Borg. Blocking is futile
I am Karl Marx of Borg. Workers of the world, assimilate!
I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (What's that word Daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Ken of Borg. Attack me if you dare, I will assimilate you!
I am Ken of Borg. Get up!! It's too early for you to be assimilated!
I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side.
I am Kermit of Borg.  It's not easy being assimilated...
I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula before.
I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula.
I am Kes of Borg. You look like you haven't been assimilated.
I am Kevorkian of Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Kevorkian of Borg. Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Kevorkian or Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Khan of Borg.  From Hell's heart I assimilate thee...
I am Khan of Borg.  From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Kira of Borg - Now that's a scary thought...
I am Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg.  That's a scary thought!!
I am Kira of Borg. Now there's a terrifying thought...
I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that?
I am Kira of Borg: Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg: Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
I am Kirk of Borg,  YOU!  WILL!  BE!  Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg...Wait! This is the wrong generation!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I am Kojak of Borg:  Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Koresh of Borg. Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg. We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You will be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg: Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg: We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be immolated!
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be incinerated.
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate a human
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate.
I am Kryton of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate a human
I am Kube of Borg. You will be AGGHHH! No ulcers allowed!
I am LAPD of Borg.  You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am LARRY of BORG.  And this is my brother Darryl and my
I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
I am Lancelot of Borg.  Resistance is feudal.
I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao.
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Tao.
I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist.
I am Lao-tze of Borg: Be like water. Water does not resist.
I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated!
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms
I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. <BURP>!
I am Legalus of Borg. Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant
I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
I am Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated!
I am Leghorn of Borg: Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated.
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
I am Leia of Borg. I'd rather assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leisure Suit Larry of Borg.  You will be inseminated.
I am Lennon of Borg.  Imagine there's no assimilation ...
I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I am Letterman of Borg.  Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile...
I am Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg; prepare to be anightalated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Limbaugh of Borg.  Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg.  You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. All democrats will be assimalated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I don't assimilate, I complain.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated....
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If U say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If you say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated.
I am Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Kristine Kochanski.
I am Liu Kang of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevent.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Locutus of Amiga.  Your OS WILL BE EMULATED...
I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant...<BLAM>..
I am Locutus of Borg - O'Brien two to assimilate
I am Locutus of Borg!  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg.  This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: The color of your Poupon is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of RCA. Your VCR will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All men shall be circumssimalated.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I am Lorena of Borg. There's no way to prepare for this.
I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!
I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this
I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I've a bad feeling about this
I am Lurker of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil... oohhh, a man!
I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man!
I am M.Bison of Borg. Anyone who opposes me will be assimilated!!
I am MODERATOR of BORG: Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am MODERATOR of Borg:off topic msgs are futile,you will be moderated
I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
I am Macek of Borg: Prepare to be re-dubbed...
I am Macintosh of Borg, Compatibility is Futile!
I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may allready be assimilated.
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may already be assimilated.
I am Madden of Borg.  BOOM!  WAP!  You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg. BOOM! WHAP! You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated!
I am Madonna of BORG! Justify my assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
I am Madonna of Borg, resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg,justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.  Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. You will surr.... oooh nice buns!
I am Madonna of Borg:  Justify my assimilation!  ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
I am Mae West of Borg: Why don't you come up and assimilate me sometime!
I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You'll be pacified.
I am Maggie of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
I am Magoo of Borg. You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
I am Marshall Presnell of Borg. Gravis Support is irrelevant.
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime In the Ice Machine is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg. Health inspections are irrelevant. ()
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg: Slime will be assimilated!! ()
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am Mary the Trillslayer of Borg - Assimilate this, slug..<blam>..
I am MarytheTrillslayer of Borg - Surrender, or you're slug chow..
I am Master of Kung-fu, To-fu and Sna-fu.
I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
I am Mattress Mac Of Borg: Assimilation really will Save You Money!
I am Max Headroom of Borg. You will be assim-sim-similated!
I am Maxwell Smart of Borg.  Missed assimilation by that much!
I am McBorg...Would you like fries with your assimalation?
I am McBorg...Would you like fries with your assimilation?
I am McCartney of Borg. Assimilate and let die....
I am McCoy of Bo...Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damm it locutus!  I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, you will be assimilated.
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, Not An Assimilator...
I am McCoy of...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McDonalds of Borg, Over 10 Billion Assimilated!
I am McFly of Borg.  Your taglines have been assimilated.
I am McGlaughlin of Borg. WRONG!
I am McMahon of BORG You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of BORG You may already have been assimilated!
I am McMahon of BORG...  You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of BORG...  You may already have been assimilated!
I am McMahon of BORG... You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg.  Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg.  You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already have been assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may have already been assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated
I am McMahon of the Borg, you may already be assimilated
I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated.
I am Michael Jackson of Borg:  Ch'mon!  Let's assimilate!
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg.  Small boys will be semenated.
I am Microsoft of Borg - Speed is irrelevant.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. Prepare to be slowed down.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You will be slowed down.
I am Mike of Borg. John Windsor will be assimilated.
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Minmei of Borg.  You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg. Maturity is irrelevent.
I am Minmei of Borg. Talent is irrelevent.
I am Minmei of Borg. You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg: To be assimilated must be the sweetest..
I am Miracle Max of Borg: Resistance? I liked your first story better.
I am Miss Borgfield!  Gentlemen, start your assimilating!
I am Moderator Borg: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg.  That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg.  Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
I am Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant
I am Moe of Borg.  Come 'ere porcupine.  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg.  See that?  <SLAP-BONK>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knucklehe
I am Moe of Borg.  Spread out!  <SLAP>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numb skull!
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numskull!
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg: Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
I am Monika of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Montana Max of Borg:  Prepare your money to be assimilated.
I am Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
I am Monty Burns of Borg:  Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Monty of Borg: Prepare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Mork of Borg.  Your Nanoo-Nanoos are futile!
I am Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Morn of Borg. You shall <BUUUURRRRPPPP>...Pardon me!
I am Moron of Borg...prepare to assimilate me!
I am Moskowitz of Borg. Prepare to vote for funny farm favorite.
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say assimilation?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say "assimilate" boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilate, boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: It's a beautiful day in the Collective...
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assimilated?
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg.  Welcome to Assimilation Island.
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg. Welcome to Assimilation Island.
I am Mr. T of Borg.  I pity da fool that resists me!
I am Mr. T of Borg.  I pity da fool that resists me.
I am Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
I am Mufasa of Borg; You are to be assimilated in the Circle of Life.
I am Mulder of Borg. The Truth shall be assimilated.
I am Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
I am Murphy of Borg.  Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am NOT A NUMBER! I AM A TEXT STRING!
I am NOT Paranoid!  And WHY are you always watching me?
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I am NOT Paranoid! Why are you _always_ watching me??
I am NOT Paranoid. Now get away from me!
I am NOT RELIGIOUS, I love the LORD!
I am NOT Schizophrenic - and neither am I.
I am NOT a Borg, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
I am NOT a MERRY MAN! - Lt. Worf
I am NOT a NUMBER!  I am a DEMOGRAPHIC!
I am NOT a NUMBER! I AM A DEMOGRAPHIC!
I am NOT a Sysop, I am a *TAGLINE ADDICT* posting Sysop Taglines!
I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie.
I am NOT a criminal --R. Nixon
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I am NOT a fool. I may *act* like one- TEC
I am NOT a fool. I may *act* like one...
I am NOT a fraidy-cat, Tom wimppurred.
I am NOT a homonecrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am NOT a loser.........I'm just victory challenged
I am NOT a merry man. -- Worf
I am NOT a recipe THIEF. I am a recipe CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a tagline THIEF. I am a tagline CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
I am NOT and animal!  NOT!
I am NOT antisocial.  I'm just not real friendly.
I am NOT burned out,   just singed....
I am NOT dead!  I'm just metabolically challenged...
I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
I am NOT full of hot air, Tom belched.
I am NOT in denial!
I am NOT lost.  I'm just locationally disadvantaged.
I am NOT lost...I wanted to see that corner six times.
I am NOT lost; the map is broken!
I am NOT off topic!  I demand to talk to th@#$%&^** NO CARRIER
I am NOT off topic!  I demand to talk to the mod@#$%&^** NO CARRIER
I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto.
I am NOT overreacting! I'm a teen-ager! -- Katie Kaboom
I am NOT paranoid!  And why are you watching me?
I am NOT picking my nose!.... I'm POINTING to my Brain!
I am NOT practicing ... I'm an accomplished homosexual!
I am NOT schizo! Yes I amNo I'm notYES I am!Uh Uh.
I am NOT stubborn.  I am merely correct.
I am NOT your cheese steak - Mike
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
I am NSA of Borg. Your public key will be assimilated.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated.  Existence is futile. I am
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
I am NT the Borg Your hard disk will be Assimilated!
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Neelix of Borg! Um, I was wondering, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Neelix of Borg.  Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
I am Neelix of Borg. Your bathtubs will be assimilated.
I am Neil Peart of Borg.  Prepare to be syncopated.
I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant.
I am Neville Chamberlain of Borg. I have in my hand, an assimilation...
I am Niels of Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
I am Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
I am Nixon of Borg.  Watergate is Irrelevant!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Number Five of Borg. Prepare to be disassembled!
I am O.J. of Borg.  Prepare to be incriminated.
I am O.J. of Borg...a trial is irrelevant.
I am ONE whipped kitten! - Crow
I am ORAC of Borg: Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am ORAC of Borg: Persistence is useless. Don't bother me!
I am OS/2 of Borg, your Disk Space will be assimilated!
I am OS/2 of Borg.  DOS will be assimilated.
I am OS/2 of Borg. Your disk space will be assimulated.
I am Obi Wan of Borg.  Killing me is futile.
I am Odie of Borg: *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
I am Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant.
I am Odo of Borg: No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is V/I...
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is voltage divided by current.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is...  pretty nice,  actually.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg; resistance is voltage/current.
I am Ohm, of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
I am Okuda of Borg : Sponsoring is irrelevant (tagline made on a Mac II)
I am Oliver North of Borg, I have no recollection of Assimilation.
I am Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg.  Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg: Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lose Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg. You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg...Why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
I am Oprah of Borg: So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: You Will Lost Weight!
I am Orville of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am Orville. I suppose you want the office.
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-P-Porky of B-Borg. Prepare to b-b-b-be assim-sim-ilated.
I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-p-p-porky of B-b-b-b-borg! P-p-prepare to b-be
I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t...
I am PCTOOLS of Borg. Escort us to Disk Sector 001.
I am PENTIUM of BORG. Division is futile. You will be Approximated
I am Pabst of Borg. You shall be inebriated.
I am Pac-Man of Borg. You will be dot-similated.
I am Pakled of Borg: We look for things to assimilate.
I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things.
I am Pascal 7 Borg: OBJs are irrelevant, they will be assimilated into T
I am Past Robertson of Borg.  The truth is irrelevant.
I am Pat Robertson of Borg:  You will be baptized into the collective.
I am Paul Simon of Borg. Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair?
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation is the bottom line for everyone.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I am a Borg, I am an Island.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call me Hugh.
I am Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have.
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Wanna watch me assimilate myself?
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Watch me assimilate myself.
I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pentium of BORG!  Division if futile!  It WILL be approximated!
I am Pentium of BORG!  Division is futile!  It WILL be approximated!
I am Pentium of Borg - Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, division is futile! You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, division is futile, you will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Resistance is Intel.  You will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg... you will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg...division is Futile...you will be Approximated
I am Pentium of Borgyou will be Approximated.
I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Perot of Borg.  Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg.  Now here's the deal.  You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg.  Your Money Will Be Assimilated!
I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg. It's your collective, you're the owners.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg. Wait a minute, I already own most of Sector 001.
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Perot of Borg. You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Perot of Borg. You'll be assimilated with a giant sucking sound.
I am Perot of Borg: Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad !
I am Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg: You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Peshek of Borg and I am _NOT_ the Assimilation Goddess!
I am Pesto of Borg.  Squit will be assimilated.
I am Peter Popoff of Borg. Prepare to reach God at 37.15 megahertz.
I am Pharaoh of Borg. WHY is irrelevant.
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so...
I am Picard of Borg. Tucking your shirt in is futile.
I am Pierre of Borg. You will be assim.. Ooooh, AVOIDS!
I am Piglet of Borg. But Pooh, I want to be assimilated!
I am Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would.
I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
I am Pinky of Borg.  Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. Gee Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. What d'you want to assimilate t'nite, Brain?
I am Pinky of the Borg. Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
I am Pooh of Borg.  Bother is irrelevant.  Honey will be absorbed.
I am Pooh of Borg.  We're feeling elevenish.  Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg. Bothering is irrelavent.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
I am Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
I am Popeil of Borg. You shall be Pocket Fished.
I am Popeye of Borg -- Prepare to be askimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg, prepare to be askimilgrated!
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepares to be askimelrated.
I am Popeye of Borg.  Spinach is Irrelevant
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated!
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated...ak ak ak ak ak
I am Popeye of Borg:  "You shall be what I yam."
I am Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You shall be what you shall be.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askgimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of the Borg.  Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye, a Borg.  Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky Borg. Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
I am Porky Pig of Borg, prepare to be asi..assimm..to be a robot.
I am Porky Pig of Borg. You wil be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated.
I am Porky Pig of Borg: You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant!
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbbpbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-assimi-...
I am Porky of Borg.  P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p.  Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg.  Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbprebbprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm ta...
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim,forge
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim-m-m-m....
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...I'm takin' over!
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim..bdeh..assim...I'm takin' over!
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg: You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg: You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am Porky of Borg; p-p-prepare to b-b-be asssim  assim assi
I am Potash of Borg. Your filk will be assimilated.
I am Prince Albert of Borg...Hold on...I'm in the can!
I am Pro Choice, as long as it's before conception
I am Procrastitron.  I will destroy you, eventually.
I am Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
I am Pythagoras of Borg: Distance is irrelevant.
I am Q of Borg  <SNAP> <FLASH>  You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg  <SNAP< <FLASH<  You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg.   You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg.  I'm bored...
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg. You are not worthy of assimilation.
I am Q of Borg: I'm bored.
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Quark of Borg - Prepare your latinum to be assimilated.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg.  Profit is irrele.. is irr.. -No! I can't say it.
I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimliated.
I am Quark. Slayer of Klingons.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Intelligence is irrelevent.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is irelevante.
I am Quayle of Borg...resistance is fewtile
I am Quayle of Borg.Your potatoes will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.
I am Quayle of Bork.  Speling is irelevante.
I am Queeg. - Holly
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh...
I am Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone.
I am Ralph of Borgs.  Duaaahhh, youse will bes assimilated.
I am Rambo of Borg.  *BWHAM*  *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
I am Rambo of Borg.  Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg
I am Ranma of Borg - Add cold water to assimilate...
I am Ranma of Borg - Add water to assimilate
I am Ray Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Filk is off-topic.
I am Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby...
I am Ray Charles of Borg: The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
I am Rayden of Borg.  My electric bill is irrelivant.
I am Rayden of Borg.  You mortals will be assimilated!
I am Reagan from Borg...I don't recall assimilating anyone?!!!
I am Reagan of Bor...uh...Prepare...uh...Nancy is irellev...uh...
I am Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh.. er.. I can't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be...uh...umm...I don't recall...
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be..um..er..I forgot.
I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Ren of Borg, and I'll assimilate you bloated sacks!
I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg.  Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg. You irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Reno of Borg:  Give up your rights, resistance is futile.
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
I am Reptile of Borg.  You will become one with the floor.
I am Republican of Borg. The middle class will be assimilated.
I am Republican of borg. The middle class will be assimilated.
I am Rhett of Borg: Frankly I don't give a damn who you assimilate.
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move IT!
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move your tush!
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You'll be assim-i-lated. Move your tush!
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... uh, can we try that again?
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... um, can we try that again?
I am Richie Ryan of the clanwait, can we try that again? -R.Ryan
I am Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
I am Riker of Borg - Prepare to be leaned on..
I am Riker of Borg.  Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
I am Riker of Borg:  Your women will be assimilated<smirk>.
I am Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
I am Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
I am Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
I am Rita of Borg.  You will tolerate my singing, or be assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
I am Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant.
I am Robin of Borg, Holy futility, Borgman! We're assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
I am Robocop of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts...
I am Rockne of BORG! Assimilate one for the Gipper!
I am Rocky of Borg. Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated.
I am Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilate
I am Rod Serling of Borg: You've entered a world of the unassimilated.
I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.
I am Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Rolling of Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be ... uh, I don't recall.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I forget
I am Ronny McBorg. Over 6 billion assimilated. Taste is irrelevant.
I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
I am Rooney of Borg.  Ever wonder why resistence is futile?
I am Rooney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
I am Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rowen and Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
I am Rubick of Borg:  So you like my ship design?
I am Rubik of Borg. So, you like my ship design, huh?
I am Rubik of Borg: So, you like my ship design?
I am Rudolph of Borg: Fog is irrelevent.
I am Rush LimBorg.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg.  That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democrats will be assimilated
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg... scary thought, huh?
I am Rush of Lim-Borg. Liberalism is futile.
I am Rush of LimBORG.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBORG. All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBorg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
I am Rush of Limborg.  Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Rush of Limborg. Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Rush of Limborg. Liberals are irrelevent.
I am Ryan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!!!
I am Ryoga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I am Ryouga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I am Ryu of Borg: The pronunciation of my name is irrelevant.
I am SLMR of Borg. Your tagline has been assimilated!
I am SOOOOO Heterosexual! - Tom as geeky guy
I am SYSOP of Borg.Fill in questionaire for assimilation.
I am SYSOP of Borg.Fill in questionnaire for assimilation.
I am Saddam of Borg.  This is the mother of all assimilations!
I am Sajack of Borg. RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE.
I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_.
I am Sajak of Borg.  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE!
I am Sajak of Borg;  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Salemi of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic.
I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, nex
I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways.
I am Sally Jessie Raphael: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Sally Jessy of Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mother
I am Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Salvator Dali of Borg : War kisses umbrela
I am Sam of Borg. The past is irrelevent, going home is futile.
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham.....
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham?
I am Samantha of Borg. <wiggle nose>. You're assimilated!
I am Samantha of Borg. <wiggle nose<. You're assimilated!
I am Sammy of Borg: Damage is futile.  You will be healed...
I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
I am Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
I am Scar of Borg; Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
I am Scar of Borg; Pride Rock will be assimilated.
I am Scarlett of Borg: Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg.  Prepare to stay here.  I'll be back.
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg; Get ready for a big surprise!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Come here and get assimilated!
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Death is irrelevent.
I am Scorpion of Borg. Death is irrelevant.
I am Scorpion of Borg. Resistence is futile. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile.
I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant!
I am Scully of Borg, but I STILL don't believe in Aliens.
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seigler of Borg: You'll be assimilated, resistance is off topic.
I am Seinfeld of Borg. What's the deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: What's the deal with resistance?
I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
I am Senile of Borg. Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Seska of Kazon-Bunny_Yeager.  Would you like some soup?
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy.
I am Shakespear of Borg preppare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespear of the Borg, thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg - Prepare to be... or not to be...
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated. I am
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare tp be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg...Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: French is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant
I am Shakespeare of Borg; prepare to be or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of the Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespere of Borg.  Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shang Tsung of Borg.  My age is irrelevent.
I am Sharon Stone of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shenzi of Borg; Simba and Nala will be assimilated.
I am Sheridan of Borg, comparisons are really stupid!
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. I was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile the last time too...
I am Shiva. I have become death.
I am Sick of Borg....taglines that have been assimilated.
I am Siegler of Borg: You will be assimilated,resistance is off topic.
I am Simba of Borg; my kingly responsibilities are irrevelant.
I am Simpson of Borg: Assimilate my shorts.
I am Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg.
I am Sirtis of the Dominion. NO VIDEO TAPING!
I am Sisko of Borg. Now I have an excuse for no emotions.
I am Skippy of Borg, prepare to be nkt nkt, Nod Nod, Shake Shake....
I am Skywalker of Borg. So, Ben, what do I do now ?
I am Slappy of Borg.  Ahh, button yer yap!  You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg.  Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or be assimilated!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up, or be assimilated!
I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.
I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating.
I am Smiley Face of Borg.  Nice days are irrelevant.
I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smokey The Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smorgas of Borg! Prepare to be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas of Borg.  You will be marinated.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinaded.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinated.
I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas-Borg:  Starving is futile.
I am Smorgas-Borg: Starving is futile.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me <grin>.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
I am Sonic of Borg, speed is irrelevant!
I am Sonya of Borg. Female is irrelevent. Prepare to be assimilated.
I am Soran of Borg. You will escort me to the Nexus!
I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed.
I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
I am Spike Lee of Borg.  If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist.
I am Spike Lee of Borg. If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist.
I am Spike Lee of Borg: If I can't assimilate you, you're
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg.  Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating
I am Spock of Borg: Fascinating.
I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spockutis of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
I am Starchild, Up with the Crow and Down with the Wolves.
I am Starship Security, I stand between certain death and a commercial!
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a horrific way.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a most horrific wa
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated into my next novel.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You'll be assimilated in most horrific way.
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er...
I am Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to our
I am Stimpy of Borg.  Happiness is irrelevant.  Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! Joy, joy, joy!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated.
I am Stimpy of Borg: Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stoned of Borg!  Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I am Stripper of Borg.  Clothing is Irrelevant!
I am Sub-Zero of Borg.  Body heat is irrelevent.  Prepare to be frozen
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation and the Borg way.
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation, Relevance and the Borg
I am Superman of Borg. Kryptonite is irrelevan... oh shit! ARRGGHH!
I am Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one
I am Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy.."borg borg bor
I am Swaggart of Borg.  You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated.  HALLELUJAH!!!
I am Swan of Borg. You shall be disassembled.
I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
I am Sybil of Borg, and so am I, so am I, so am...
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myselfs.
I am Sylvester of Borg.  Prepare to be athhhhimilated.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...
I am Sysop of Borg.  Phone bills are irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg.  Telephone bills are irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney has been --CHOMP!-- assimilated. <burp>
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be ASCIImulated
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be ASCImulated
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you'll be ASCIImulated.
I am TEXTUS of the Borg. Resistance is futile, you will be ASCIImulated
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
I am Tagline of Borg.  Go ahead!  Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg. Prepare to assimilate me.
I am Tagline of Borg. You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline-Thief of Borg:  You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER"
I am Tandy of Borg, You will be assimilated Realistically.
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
I am Tate of Borg. You will be assim... Ooooh! PORTS!
I am Taz of Borg - RRRHHRRR  UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Taz of Borg!  RRHHRR  UURRRGGHH  PPPHHZZZT!
I am Taz of Borg.  RRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!!!!!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZZ PTTHT!
I am Teacher of Borg: Questions are irrelevant.
I am Ted Turner of Borg. You will be colorized!
I am Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
I am Terminator of Borg.  Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg:  Termination is NOT Irrelevant
I am Terminator of Borg: Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terry Smith of Borg - prepare to be - ooOOoo - fur art!
I am Texan of Borg, y'all's Fixin' to be 'simmilated!
I am That, you are That, all this is That.
I am The Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me.
I am The Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated
I am The Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..<blam>!
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!
I am Threepio of Borg.  And it's all your fault R2!
I am Threepio of Borg.  And it's all your fault, Artoo!
I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated.
I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg:  A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tim Allen of Borg. <Grunt> <Grunt> <Grunt>
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Assimulation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked...
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need... MORE ASSIMILATION! ARR! ARR!
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need... MORE ASSIMILATION. ARG ARG.
I am Timon of Borg; Hakuna Matata is irrevelant.
I am Tipper of Borg.  You will be [censored]imilated!
I am Tired of Borg.  Go away and stop assimilating.
I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before assimilation?
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're assimilate
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: you like some toast before you're assimilated?
I am Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
I am Tom of Borg. Harry, let's go assimilate those twins!
I am Too Long a Soldier. My destiny is clear.
I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, The category is irrelevant
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with R and is futile.
I am Trelane of Borg.  I don't wanna stop assimilating!
I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna.
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I am Troi of Borg.  Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. We need to show MORE skin!
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg..hey! Quit staring at my chest!
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assimilate you?
I am Trojan of Borg. Assimilation is safe sex.
I am Trojan of Borg:  McAffee is irrelevant.
I am Tron of Borg. Prepare to be de-rezzed!
I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
I am Tuvok of Borg.  Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
I am Tuvok of Borg. I will read while assimilating you.
I am Tuvok of Borg. Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg, I tawt I assimilated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!  I did!
I am Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  Puddy Tats are irrelevant.
I am Tweety of Borg. Awwhhhh, the poor poody cat got assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I taut I assimilated a puddy tat.
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
I am Tweety of Borg:  I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! I did!
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg.  Barney is irrelevant.
I am Tyrannosaurus rex of Borg.  Barney is irrelevant.
I am Tyrannosaurus rex of Borg. Barney is irrelevant.
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimalation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatability will be assimulated.
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatibility will be assimilated.
I am Urkel of Borg! Darling apple of my eye, wanna assimilate moi!?
I am Urkel of Borg, did *I* assimilate that?
I am V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
I am VR of Borg. You will be simulated!
I am Vader of Borg.  Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg: The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it
I am Vader of the Borg... I have assimilated THEM!!
I am Vampire Bats of Borg: Squeek! Squeek! (flap flap) nibble nibble
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos
I am Victor of Borge.  Prepare to be entertained.
I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined.
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
I am Virtual Reality from Borg, prepare to be asimulated.
I am Virus of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated.
I am Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
I am Virus of borg. Your computer will be assimulated.
I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resist and I will read poetry.
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am WHY of Borg. I AM That I AM. Pharoah is irrelevant.
I am Wakko of Borg - Are you gonna assimilate that?
I am Wakko of Borg, your food will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg.  Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg.  Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg.  You will be... WOW, look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. After my Potty Emergency, you will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg. Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg. Resistance is fut.....OOOH!! Look at all that food!!
I am Wakko of Borg. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be....WOW, look at all that food!!
I am Wakko of the Borg. You will be....OOOH Food!!
I am Wal-Mart of Borg.  Customers Wishes are Irrelevant.
I am Warp 13 of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!
I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
I am Whitis of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! CORBOMITE!
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relevant.
I am Wil Wheaton of BorgWaaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimalation, it's the right thing to do
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do
I am William T Riker, Captain Of The USS Lolipop.
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
I am Windows 95 of Borg:  You will be slowed down.
I am Windows of Borg - Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile.
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimulated.
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated.
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimulated.
I am Windoze of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated.
I am Winn of Borg. It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated.
I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated.
I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh
I am Woman.  I am Invincible.  I am Tired. Where are my chips?
I am WonderBread, the Anti-Crust. Bow down and worship me
I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid...
I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I am Wowbagger of Borg. The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am Wowbagger of Borg.The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is:  It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is:It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated.
I am Yakko of Borg:Today's moral is irrelevant.
I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yoda of Borg.  Asimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile is resistance.  Assimilate you I will. Mm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated will you be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
I am Yoda of Borg:  Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg:  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, I will.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite of Borg.  When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah says assimiliate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah's mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant.
I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated...
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zed of Borg. The Power Rangers must be assimilated.
I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated.
I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation.
I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
I am ZsaZsa of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling!
I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________.
I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
I am a Catholic computer.  If I crash, please call a priest.
I am a Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! assimilate!
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Frenchman - Data
I am a Goddess!  Worship me!  I'm taking applications now...
I am a Great Disturbance in the Force...
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. -- Luke Skywalker
I am a Klingon warrior! Women and children first mean nothing to me.
I am a Klingon, sir. I DO NOT whistle while I work -- Worf
I am a Klingon, sir. I do NOT whistle while I work!
I am a Lady of a member of the Knights Templar.
I am a Master of the Universe!- Magister Mundi sum!
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am a Moderator's Tagline slave.
I am a Pro-Life Ex-Fetus
I am a Ronald Reagan, Carl Sagan, San Diegan pagan...
I am a UFO abducted baby..... so beware my powers!
I am a `Body Snatcher' then I hang them on a tree!
I am a bagel, living among the donuts.
I am a being of a higher power, Tom exponentiated.
I am a big man, yes I am, and I've got a big gun.
I am a child of the world!...but a Yankee by birth! :).
I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me
I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me
I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
I am a computer.  As such I never have or will make a mistake or error
I am a computer. As such I never have nor will make a mistake or error
I am a cool banana, not a chicken!
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
I am a cynic. In case of emergency, I TOLD YOU SO!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!
I am a deeply superficial person.
I am a digital person. I prefer digital displays on almost everything.
I am a dirty old man, but for you I'll wash.
I am a doctor...not a decorator.
I am a dragon.  You are not.  Any questions?
I am a dragon. Thou art not. Hast thou any questions?
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
I am a fetus with 26 years development!
I am a figment of a computer's imagination
I am a figment of my sysop's imagination.
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
I am a generic tagline. Fill in your own humor. :)
I am a human speed bump on the Information Superhighway!
I am a keeper of secrets. I know far too many things that I don't.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I am a licensed cleavage examiner, prepare for inspection
I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear.
I am a man, nothing human is alien to me.
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.        Terrence
I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
I am a member of AlcoHaulics Anonymous!
I am a mental tourist,  my mind wanders.
I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
I am a mere dabbler compared to some of the wizards in here.
I am a moderator. I CAN RIP YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR BODY.
I am a nature lovin', healing, caring, poly-pantheonic person...
I am a naughty person, therefore I must be punished
I am a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.
I am a part of all I have read. - John Kieran
I am a part of all that I have experienced.
I am a part of the Lord and the Lady, so I am never apart from them.
I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils.
I am a pathological liar. Wrangle that one in your shower...
I am a person of color: My color is Tan!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am a person of many moods... and all of them want some chocolate.
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want chocolate!!
I am a professional - please don't try this at home
I am a professional. Do not try this at home.
I am a proud carrier of Blue Wave Fever. Don't Wanna Cure Either.
I am a proud carrier of the Blue Wave Fever.
I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you. -NIN
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces
I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers.
I am a scientist!  I do not think; I observe!
I am a sex object.  I say "Sex?" and my girlfriend objects.
I am a sex object. I mention sex, he objects!
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
I am a shameless agitator.
I am a short term emergency suppliment to the medical team.
I am a soldier in the army of man.
I am a specialist trivioligist, not a general trivioligist.
I am a tagline virus. Go ahead and steal me.
I am a thousand times more evil than thou!
I am a vampire.  Please wash your neck.
I am a victim victimizing other victims with verbal victimization. 
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.
I am about to develop an attitude.
I am about to disown this line due to the variations <G>.
I am above mere material things and, HEY YOU DINGED MY CAR!
I am acrimonious!! - Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated & love it!
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated & loved.
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated and love it
I am afraid I must disagree with you, Bob.
I am afraid I must disagree with you, Ricky.
I am afraid I must disagree with you.
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters. Data
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters.  Data
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. --Dana Scully.
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. --Scully.
I am afraid. I am afraid to believe. - Dana Scully
I am altering the deal.  Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
I am always exact and precise ( more or less ).
I am always exact and precise (more or less)
I am always exact and precise, sort of.
I am always more or less precise.
I am always ready to learn, but I don't always like being taught.
I am always right.  Reality however is frequently incorrect.
I am amazed Charles Schumer's knuckles don't bleed when he walks.
I am amazed and know not what to say. * Shakespeare
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I am amused by your joke with the stupid punchline said Tom, chagrined.
I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American!
I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anarchist.
I am an Atheist. Thank God!
I am an MD...a manic depressive.
I am an alcoholic in remission.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
I am an artist. I paint what I see. Do you see that dragon over there?
I am an atheist still, thank God.  Luis Bunuel
I am an atheist still.      ......Thank God!
I am an equal opportunity philosopher.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an extra. I stand between the set and the camera... sort of
I am an individual with the right to a good life.
I am an infinite number of monkeys with Net access!
I am an informer, not a hypocrite!   Gene Lockhart
I am an optimistic pessimist.
I am as God made me, and proud of it!
I am as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
I am as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I am as dead as the Nehru jacket.
I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that.
I am as poor as Job, but not so patient. - Shake.
I am as pure as the driven slush.
I am ashes where once I was fire.
I am at a loss for Taglines!
I am at one with my duality.
I am at two with nature.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds -Oppenheimer
I am become Death, the Destroyer of worlds   Oppenheimer
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds--Dr. Destroyer.
I am become death, the shatter of worlds. -- Oppenheimer
I am beginning to dislike KFC, I want my shine back, Bunny!!
I am beginning to see the appeal of this program -- Worf
I am being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
I am better than my reputation.
I am bilingual; I can talk to women as well as men!
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush
I am both of us & so are you
I am both of us & so are you.
I am but mad north-northwest. - Shakespeare
I am but tagline mad north-northwest. -- Tagspeare
I am calling from the Bermuda Tria{{{d~~{{{J~  NO CARRIER
I am capable of resisting all temptation. I just don't choose to.
I am committed--or should be.
I am complete and total madness...I am fear...
I am completely equipped. - Data.
I am completely underwhelmed by your intelligence.
I am conscious that my head is off.
I am constant as the Northern Star.  J.C. 3.1.60
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am created FIDO, destroyer of posts. Who is this user that defies me
I am crushing your head!  Crush!  Crush!  Crush!
I am curious, Do all Microsoft programmers do drugs?
I am curious. What is the etimology of that idiom?
I am dating myself... but I like the company...
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am denial, guilt, and fear - NIN
I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA. - Data
I am detecting traces of alien skin cells. Possible origin: alien skin
I am discrimnating. You are choosey. He's Ricky.
I am distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am dying.
I am dyslexic of Borg.  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am dyslexic of brog. Resicante is fugitive
I am escaped with the skin of my teeth. - Job 19:20
I am ethical.  It is the stupidity that drives them nuts.
I am evil, I make the devil sign.
I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me. - Geco
I am feared and hated everywhere... but mom still loves me.
I am female, hear me roar...... Burp!
I am feminazi, hear me bleat. I am fetus, hear me SCREAM.
I am firm.  You are stubborn.  He is a pigheaded idiot.
I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. - C-3PO of Borg
I am free from all prejudices.  I hate every one equally
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of prejudices.  I hate everyone equally.
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -Kirk
I am from an island in the Pacific.
I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts!
I am fully functional. - Data Lucky bastard. - Odo
I am functioning within established parameters.
I am gay.  How and why are idle questions.
I am going the way of all the earth. - Joshua 13:14
I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you.
I am going to be assertive, if that's okay with you.
I am going to have to use my right and take the 5th.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am going to post Tribble taglines until everyone's brain explodes.
I am going to post tribble recipes until everyone's brain explodes.
I am going up, or out, in this business - never down.
I am gonna steal 'em all and try 'em out in "AUTORACE"...
I am grandpa of Borg.  Nap time!  Resistance is futile.
I am gross and perverted, I'm obsesed and deranged...
I am half German, half Italian, and half English [and rather large.]
I am happy to meet you clone.
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am having an out of money experience.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.  -- John Lennon
I am he as you are me and we are all together
I am he as you are me and we are all together.
I am he who can dissolve the terror of being a man-- The Crow
I am here to assimilate your Bunn!   *Janeway of Borg*
I am here to save your butts. - Bester
I am here.  Wish you were fine!
I am here. Here am I. Born to live. Live to die.
I am here. Wish you were fine!
I am hoarding yellow.  Curious. <DeJohn>
I am home!  The modem's on, isn't it?
I am home- my modem's on, isn't it?
I am honored by your affliction.
I am honored. --G'Kar.
I am hopeless crazy about Troi...Make a great Country song.
I am human, so my ideas about God are human..
I am human. I make mistakes. I do my best.
I am hungry. Therefore I am.  Garfield
I am hurteeng... - Dr. Renhoek-enstein
I am immortal, I have inside me the blood of Kings.
I am immortal, at least 'til I die.
I am immortal, at least till I die.
I am immortal.  I have inside me blood of kings...
I am immortal. Join me or die!
I am in considerable pain. - Brain
I am in the prime of senility.
I am in total control, but don't tell anyone.
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
I am in total control, but don't tell my life
I am in total control, but don't tell my life.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
I am incapable of forgetting - Data
I am insane.... therefore I do not have to make sense.... ever.....
I am just a loyal Group subservient.
I am just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impaler
I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified inside you -- NIN
I am like a grain of sand on the beach, the one that irritates...
I am logged in, therefore I am.
I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. - Londo
I am looking for an honest man.         Diogenes (325 BC)
I am looking forward to your response.
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in my veins.
I am man, I am okay!
I am merely responding to @FN@'s nonsensical ramblings.
I am merely responding to He's nonsensical ramblings.
I am merely responding to Orville Bullitt's nonsensical ramblings.
I am merely responding to Orville's nonsensical ramblings.
I am merely responding to Tom's nonsensical ramblings.
I am merely responding to your nonsensical ramblings.
I am morally superior to you because I hack.
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.
I am mouse.  Hear me click.
I am muscular distrophy - Mike as tough guy
I am needed in battle.                            - Konnu
I am neither childish or sensitive enough to be politically correct.
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be Politically Correct.
I am never lost, everybody tells me where to go!
I am never merry when I hear sweet music.
I am niether for nor against apathy.
I am no "senior citizen;" just a 62-year-old teenager!
I am nobody's fool.  Least of all yours.  -- George Sanders
I am nobody, and nobody is perfect...
I am nostalgia incarnate. I've destroyed entire generations. FEAR ME
I am not *HONEY*! - Janette
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I am not FISHING just DROWNING WORMS!
I am not HONEY! --Janette, A Fate Worse Than Death.
I am not HONEY!!- Janette
I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! - Dictator to Yakko
I am not Spock!  Yes he is don't listen to him
I am not a "Senior Citizen" , but a TEENAGER with 51 years experience.
I am not a 32 year old woman
I am not a 32 year old woman - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simp./7F08
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simpson/7F08 [Nancy Cartwright is not
I am not a 32 year old woman. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a Kennedy.  My pants just fell down..
I am not a beach bum. I am a coastally-located American.
I am not a bigot!  *ALL* computers are too slow!
I am not a butt! I am a president!
I am not a committee! - Leia
I am not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I am not a complete idiot.  Some parts are missing.
I am not a complete idiot... several parts are missing!
I am not a crook!  I'm a thief! (taglines, that is!)
I am not a crook, Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I am not a dentist
I am not a dentist - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a dentist -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F24
I am not a dentist -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F24
I am not a dentist. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a dictator.  It's just I have a grumpy face.
I am not a duck!  Wait a second...
I am not a fish.  Either is Lee Iacocca.
I am not a housewife, I am a Domestic Goddess!
I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait..
I am not a lawyer but I have a friend who is.
I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a man, I am a free number!
I am not a modem addict.  I can quit anytime.  Well almost
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am not a number!  I am a free man!
I am not a number, I am a free man!
I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.
I am not a number...I am a pentium!
I am not a number...but I am a cat door.
I am not a packrat.  All my things are on shelves, not in packs.
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.
I am not a rumor monger.  I am simply passing on what I have heard.
I am not a rumormonger, I am just passing on what I heard
I am not a senior citizen. I'm an aging reprobate.
I am not a tagline.
I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
I am not aging, I am marinating
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.<Socrates>
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal. 
I am not an animal!  I am what I am, but not an animal.
I am not an animal! I'm a reptile - Joel as Godzilla
I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.
I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not arguing with you. I'm telling you the truth.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. --Bart Simpson.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F09
I am not being unreasonable.
I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance!
I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I not am crazy, not I am crazy
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I am not deliciously saucy
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F14
I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simpson/Episode 1F14
I am not deliciously saucy. --Bart Simpson.
I am not devoid of humor. - Brain
I am not devoid of humour. - Brain
I am not dyslectic, thank dog.
I am not dyslexic, thank dog.
I am not expendiable, I am not stupid, I am not going.
I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread.
I am not going to touch this one with anything of any length! <fr>
I am not illiterate!  My parents were married!
I am not infallible!   Omniscient, yes, but infallible?
I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
I am not inferior to Lore. -Data
I am not into denial... but if I was, I'd certainly never admit to it.
I am not less perfect than Lore - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore?  I am not less perfect than Lore?
I am not lexdysic...
I am not limited by my eyesight.  Don Juan DeMarco
I am not making this up.
I am not now, nor ever have I ever been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not now, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Illuminati.
I am not perfect, just forgiven.
I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband!
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum. - The Tick
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
I am not responsible for what I say while sleep-deprived.
I am not schizo! Yes I am! No I'm not! Are too! Am not!
I am not short.  I am vertically challenged.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
I am not single,  I am "Romantically Challenged"
I am not single.  I am "Romantically Challenged."
I am not the Devil's Advocate... I am the Devil.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. --Bart Simpson.
I am not the victim of the world I see.
I am not tired, I'm just REM challenged.
I am not too proud to steal your taglines for my messages
I am not what I am.
I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
I am not young enough to know everything any more.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am not your enemy. Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn.
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
I am not--repeat NOT anthropormorphic (now get your foot off my tail).
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely.
I am often mistaken for being absent. - Father Mulcahy
I am old!
I am one spooky chick! - Mike
I am one, as you are three.
I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free.
I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc
I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lines from my resume...
I am part of all I have met. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I am pilot error, I am fetal distress, I am the random chromosome...
I am placing this tagline for adoption, ain't he cute.
I am politically incorrect and proud of it!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
I am powerless over pyromania! - Joel
I am prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I am prepared to stand corrected or augmented..
I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques. - Data
I am programmed in multiple techniques. - Data
I am proud of my STRAIGHT Mom!
I am proud that I am an adult Scouter!
I am questioning the reliability of my uplinks with the backbone.
I am quite capable of civil conversations. -- Jack Butler
I am ready to meet my Maker - now whether my MAKER is prepared
I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy.
I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna f**k?
I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna fuck?
I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
I am seinfeld of borg.  Whats the deal with resistance?
I am sending the money. No kidding! I am!
I am sending this message just to see if you get it
I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.
I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley!
I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am sick of seeing sic (sic).
I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch...
I am slowly licking your body all over
I am so broke.. I can't even pay attention..
I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;)
I am so happy it frightens me.   William Holden
I am so happy, I could just shit!
I am so impressed I could return my meal to the keyboard.
I am so mind-numbingly depressed  ($E1&O~ NO MERRIER!
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily.
I am so one of the seven dwarves! Tom said grumpily.
I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
I am so quick, I am even fast asleep.
I am so smart I even make myself sick.
I am so smart I make myself sick.
I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer
I am socrates of Borg, you shall be.
I am solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.
I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
I am sorry, but I can't think of a single thing to beat *that* <g>.
I am sorry; I did not mean to be offensive.
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I am struck by the feather of your soft reply--Jim Morrison
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
I am surely not cynical, worn out, or jaded!
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am that, thou art that, all this is that.
I am the *Eggplant* Man...
I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George.
I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.-Gen.17:1
I am the Anti-Bart! DO have a cow!
I am the Antichrist, it's what I was meant to be!
I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob!
I am the Canardian Guardian!
I am the Canardian Guardian! - DarkWing Duck
I am the Captain of this vessel! - Picard
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!  There will be no survivors!-Fezzig
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...GOOGOOGAJOOB!
I am the Ferret King.
I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you warm toasted crumpets.  <G>
I am the God of Hellfire and I said this    >|-]=
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy-- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy... -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goo-Fish!  You are no match for me!  -MM Power Rangers
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis
I am the Iconoclast...but you may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought..
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there IS a terrifying thought...
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg. (Run, Odo, run!!)
I am the Judge, the jury and the Hangman! (Dusty Rhodes)
I am the LORD, that maketh wise men's knowledge foolishness. Isa 44:24
I am the Lizard Queen! - Crazed Lisa
I am the Love that dare not speak its name. - Lord Douglas
I am the Master, and you will obey me. You will rehire Colin Baker
I am the Moderator.  You are not the Moderator.  Any questions?
I am the Orville Bullitt that flaps in the night!
I am the Orville that flaps in the night!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I am the Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated.
I am the Pope of Borg.  You are irreverent.
I am the Rabbi of Borg.  You must not assimulate!
I am the Richman of Borg. The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the Viper.  I come to Vipe the Vindows.
I am the angel-of-death, the time of purification is here.
I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world.
I am the beat of your pulse, the computer word made flesh.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. - DarkWing Duck
I am the boiling man...come to break the bones of your sins
I am the bornless one, The fallen angel watching you.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair - DarkWing Duck
I am the bullet in the gun - NIN
I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag!  -DarkWing Duck
I am the check writer in the cash only line.
I am the check writer in the cash only line. - Darkwing Duck
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries.
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. - DarkWing Duck
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries. - DarkWing Duck
I am the clipper that trims your hedges - DarkWing Duck
I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. - D. Duck
I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes.-DarkWing Duck
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the cold sore that stings your lips - DarkWing Duck
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. - DarkWing Duck
I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
I am the creature that goes bump in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the death bird--Jim Morrison
I am the debit in your credit line.
I am the debit in your credit line. - DarkWing Duck
I am the door. - John 10:9
I am the dragon.  You are not the dragon.  Any questions?
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. - DarkWing Duck
I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor - D. Duck
I am the editor who leaves you on the cuttingroom floor.-DarkWing Duck
I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the walrus!
I am the elder brother, Kern! - Worf
I am the elder brother, Kurn. -- Worf
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.  How much dirt do you need?
I am the emergency Medical Hologram Tagline.
I am the end of all your dreams - NIN
I am the evil that lurks in the night - DarkWing Duck
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. - DarkWing Duck
I am the father, the father of nothing - MLWT Thrill Kill Kult
I am the female Bajoran Marquis of Borg. I haven't changed.
I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul.-DW
I am the fingernails that scrape the blackboard of your soul!
I am the flirt of RIME, says Laura Schrader.
I am the formless one. I come to save. You are the chosen ones.
I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
I am the goddess of empathy. - Deanna
I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. - DarkWing Duck
I am the good that flutters in the day! - DarkWing Duck
I am the grade curve that gives you an F - DarkWing Duck
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
I am the hairball that clogs your drain. - DarkWing Duck
I am the happiest when I eat won ton soup.
I am the hate you try to hide - NIN
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you. -NIN
I am the hero that quacks in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the high you can't sustain - NIN
I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot.
I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch you cannot reach!  -DarkWing Duck
I am the kind of woman your mother warned you about.
I am the law! - Mako
I am the lie that you believe - NIN
I am the logic that annoys in the night; I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN! - DW
I am the lover in your bed - NIN
I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not.  (slight smile)
I am the morning DJ at WWV, tired of doing clicks.
I am the most modest man in the whole wide world.
I am the most powerful man on earth.  I control the Power Ranger supply.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. - DW Duck
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime.- DarkWing Duck
I am the need you have for more - NIN
I am the needle in your vein - NIN
I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come...
I am the one you warned me of...
I am the paper cut that ruins your day - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop. - DarkWing Duck
I am the person my parents warned me about. - Bard
I am the person your mother warned you about. - DarkWing Duck
I am the person your parents warned you about.
I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DW Duck
I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DarkWing Duck
I am the prayers of the naive - NIN
I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - DarkWing Duck
I am the root of some evil...  send some money.
I am the root of some evil...send some money
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sex that you provide - NIN
I am the sex that you provide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the silencing machine - NIN
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. - DarkWing Duck
I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
I am the soap scum that lines your tub. - DarkWing Duck
I am the son of your father's killer.             - Salek
I am the special bulletin that interrupts your favorite show - DW
I am the special bulletin that interupts your favorite show - D. Duck
I am the spider that nips at your neck.
I am the spigot that drips in the night.
I am the spigot that drips in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. - DarkWing Duck
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank
I am the supernova at the center of the universe. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the terror that flaps in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps into walls...
I am the terror that flops in the night.
I am the terror that posts in the night.
I am the terror that sits up late at night...
I am the terror who conjugates verbs in the night.
I am the thin line between genius and insanity!
I am the truth from which you run - NIN
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the very model of a cartoon individual! - Yakko Warner
I am the very model of a modern major general - Mike
I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral...
I am the voice inside your head - NIN
I am the voice inside your head, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the walrus. You're not.
I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck (Bushroot)
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus - Darkwing Duck
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! - DarkWing Duck
I am the worst-case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dreams.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am!  -DarkWing Duck
I am tired of reality.  I am going to read taglines.
I am tired of reality. I am going to read recipes.
I am tired of reality. I am going to read taglines.
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
I am tolerant of your fruitcake like beliefs.
I am tolerant of your fruitcake-like beliefs.
I am too brain-dead to be left alone.
I am too damned old to feel this young.
I am too proud to ROTFL, so how about a HAHAHAHAAHAHA?
I am too sexy for the Borg - J.L. Picard
I am torn by conflicting apathies.
I am toxic.
I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes--Jim Morrison
I am trying "not to miss the boat".  Any suggestions?
I am trying to get you a few... But I can't seem to...
I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read fast.
I am undone by my lusts.  I seek oblivion.
I am upset because I see a meaningless world.
I am using the Blue Wave thingy right now.
I am vengeance. I am the knight. I AM BATMAN!
I am very aware of that, but my main concern is the non-sysop deal.
I am very sorry for my mistake.  I'll be more careful in the future.
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am what I am - if only I could figure out what that is.
I am what I am and that's all that I am
I am what I am.   And, that's not too bad, either.
I am what I am.  Odo is what you are.
I am what I am. -Popeye
I am what you fear! I'm the truth - Anthrax
I am who I am, part-time.
I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space.
I am wiser because I have a bald head.
I am woman!  Hear me whine!  
I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!
I am wondering, why are you here? - Yoda
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
I am your father's brother's nephue's cousin's former roomate!
I am your father. - Darth Vader
I am your god! --Lister.
I am your mother. -- Julianna Tainer
I am your worst nightmare! - Frank
I am, of course, any thinking man's everyday fantasy.
I am, of course, any thinking woman's everyday fantasy.
I am, therefore I eat. - Sum, ergo edo.
I am. However, I'll check with my sysop just to make sure.
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son!
I am... distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am...Lennier.  I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Caine Lennier
I am...Lennier.  I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier
I am...stuck. - Data
I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I amLennier.  I willhelpyou. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier
I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I an Fudd of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I an Zorro of Borg:  Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I and my Father are one. - John 10:30
I answered only to annoy you and generally irritate you.
I anticipate your first need...will be me.
I apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I apologize for being late, Captain. --Delenn.
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog.- Connor MacLeod
I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I appeal to a very confused group of small people
I applaud you on your superb message, though, Cal...
I appoint Bob, ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Orville ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Peter, ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
I appoint you official explainer of the House of Sinanju.  <Chiun>
I appologize. I was detained in school. - Worf
I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
I appreciate you not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your honest answer.
I appreciate your non-confrontational approach. Have a peaceful day.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I as captain of this Bluewave, promote Ensign Sony to Lieutenant!
I ask for a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I ask lee of the court to take this witness as a hostile witness!
I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron?
I asked God, and She said She is Pro-Choice!
I asked for a role in the place I reside - Course of Empire
I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
I asked for roses, but I wasn't expecting thorns.
I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly.
I asked if she smokes after sex. She said, "No, one drag is enough."
I asked my Dr."Well, how do I stand?" He said"That's what puzzles me."
I asked my computer if there was a God, and it replied: "There is NOW!
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod
I asked you not to tell me that. - Maxwell Smart
I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob. - Mutant Raccoon
I assimilated XybyX I am now 1:203/1701!
I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. -Lecter of Borg.
I assume I need no introduction*chomp*  ----  Lestat
I assume I'll live forever - if I die, don't tell me.
I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.  Garfield
I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not
I assure you I seek only knowledge - Aldous Gajic
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Aldous Gaitch.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Babylon 5.
I ate Akane's cooking and lived
I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully.
I ate a dozen oysters but only 9 of them worked.
I ate like a pig.   Pumbaa
I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank
I ate the flock, the wolf said sheepishly
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
I ate you, you ate me, we're a cannibalistic family.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I avoid discussions of politics and religion.
I avoid men in white uniforms carrying straitjackets.
I backed up my Hard Drive and crashed into a bus
I backed up my hard drive ... and smashed into the bus!
I backed up my hard drive and crashed into a truck!
I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus.
I backed up my hard drive and smashed into the bus!
I backed up my hard drive, and smashed into a bus!
I backed up my hard drive... and hit a bus!
I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into a bus
I bad want money now. Me sick. Ooh! He card reads good.
I baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I baked the Pillsbury doughboy.  That little creep...
I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller?
I barely believe in objective *reality*! <g> - Springheel Jack
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch
I based your plans on a fire hydrant - Joel to Tom
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance -Dr.F
I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick.
I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
I be nimble, @FN@ be quick, I jumped on @FN@'s Joystick.
I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
I beat Gaggle-max!
I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN
I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again!
I became a Co-Pilot after watching the movie Airplane.
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. 
I become a public health hazard after 44 hours of sleep deprivation.
I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel...
I been hipmotized!!
I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I before 'E', except in Budweiser and Heineken
I before E except after C.  What a weird society!
I before E except after C.  What a weird society.
I before E except after C. What a weird society.
I before E except after lunch ...
I before E, except after C. Isn't this a weird  SOCIETY?!
I beg of you...  please...  bring me the blue pages!
I beg you to think this over - Tom as couple make out
I beg you, spare my insignificant life.
I beg your pardon madame. but... get off!!!!!! - Zazu
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, Madam, but...GET OFF!!   Zazu
I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands. - GBShaw
I behaved...inappropriately - Riker
I believe Anita Hill.
I believe God know what he is doing...
I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data
I believe I shall sample some of your "Burned, Replicated, Fowl Meat."
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.  -- Picard
I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.
I believe I'm as important to society as a doctor.  ;)
I believe all extremists should be shot.
I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee.
I believe if we opened our hearts, we'd find keys to unlock every door
I believe in Free Speech, but I'd still rather be paid for it.
I believe in God ... the Goddess told me to humor Him.
I believe in God cause nothing fine as you could be random.
I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
I believe in LovePower.
I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Gun Control....
I believe in Santa, the Tooth fairy, and politicians.
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I believe in Traditional Values.  The Earth is flat!
I believe in Whirled Peas...
I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a God that doesn't require heavy financing.
I believe in a god which doesn't need heavy financing
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy. -- Heinlein
I believe in being myself...nothing could be any better.
I believe in being sincere.  So I boast!.
I believe in censorship.After all,I made a fortune out of it -Mae West
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I believe in equality. I believe all people are equally inferior to me
I believe in free will - I have no choice!
I believe in free will.  My religion says I have no choice.
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
I believe in good health, but not to excess.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
I believe in keeping in shape. I've chosen the shape of an old lady.
I believe in life after birth! -- Maxie Dunham
I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days
I believe in music
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years.
I believe in practicing prudence every two or three years.
I believe in refueling, I do - Crow lisps
I believe in refueling, I do-- Crow T. Robot
I believe in supporting the metric system every inch of the way
I believe in the Big Bang. God said it & bang it happened!
I believe in the Big Book.  It's other alcoholics sharing.
I believe in the Divine Right of sysops, but *not* of moderators.
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe in the church of baseball", Annie in 'Bull Durham'.
I believe in the impartiality of the media.  Pro wrestling is real, too.
I believe in the philosophy of Marx (that's Groucho, not Karl)
I believe in the sanctity of divorce
I believe in the tooth fairy, easter bunny, Santa Clause, and S-meters
I believe in world peace ... as a last resort.
I believe men should fight their own battles.
I believe my growth as an artifical life form has reached an impasse.
I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. - Brain
I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." -Spock
I believe personal greed justifies everything - Calvin
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
I believe someone has failed to terminate my program. Please respond.
I believe that belongs to me -- Quark
I believe that if anything can go weird, it will
I believe that is why they call it gambling - Data
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum...
I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
I believe the Big Bang Theory... and I know who lit the fuse.
I believe the appropriate response is `yowsa' - Data
I believe the appropriate response is, yowsa.
I believe the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" Sir - Baldric
I believe the word you're looking for is "AAARRRGGHH!!!!"
I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'.
I believe them bones are me. - AIC
I believe there is a higher power: it's called Canada.
I believe there is a higher power: it's called the government.
I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH
I believe they actually met in Sherwood forest. -- O'Brien
I believe this is NOT gratuitous! - Tom as girl undresses
I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me five, sir
I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder -- Guinan
I believe we should use more colorful metaphors in our dialogue.
I believe we will be igniting the midnight petrolium.  -  Data
I believe we're required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.
I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure.
I believe we're under attack. --Col. Travis.
I believe you're overdue for your valium..
I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a damn.
I believe you, Dire... Honest... Really... -Zefrem Cochrane
I believe your aim is improving Counselor - Data
I belong the the 4H Club--hacking, harddisks, hemp, and hardship!
I belong the the 4H Club--hacking,harddisks,hemp,and hard
I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat.
I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat!
I belong to the DHCA...Wanna join? [this is an oldie! <g> ]
I belong to the The First Dysfunctional Church Of Heavy Machinery.
I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien
I bet I can quit gambling
I bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
I bet it was something nice. - Ace Ventura
I bet it's an illusion.
I bet pilots in computerized cockpits don't use Windows!
I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow
I bet she does, I bet she does!  Nudge nudge, eh?  Say no more!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water.
I bet the human brain is a kludge.  - Marvin Minsky
I bet the human brain is a kludge.  -- Marvin Minsky
I bet the monster is really a good guy.
I bet the monster is really a good guy. - Crow T. Robot
I bet their seat belts are ALREADY snug - Crow
I bet there will be plenty of good Taglines in heaven.
I bet there will be plenty of good recipes in heaven.
I bet ya' he smells like Jack Del Rio's jockstrap! - Tom Servo
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I bet you can't guess what I was in for.
I bet you didn't believe in reincarnation last time either.
I bet you had no idea Canada was this much fun!
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
I bet you think I'm a REAL PAIN in the NECK!
I bet you thought there would be a tagline here.
I bet you're a great swimmer.
I bet your mom was the first person to wear black at a birth.
I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth.
I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A  NO CARRIER
I beta test communication softwFEL87=\d+A  NO CARRIER
I better call Huggy Bear - Crow
I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
I bid you good night goodnight good night
I bid you peace - Jeff Smith
I bila jednom jedna jesen je, lisce je saptalo sa stopama,
I bit the heads off chickens -Crow on teen's carnival job
I bite harder ...
I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes...
I blame Society! Society made me what I am!"
I blame the Programmer myself !!
I blaze trails of endless adventure.
I blew it again, dear - Calvin's dad
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good Taglines!
I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good recipes!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
I booted my computer.  Broke my damn toe!!
I border on that fine line between insanity and craziness.
I bought a Bunson burner.  Boy is Mr. Bunson scared!
I bought a Doublespeed CD-ROM so I can listen to music in 1/2 the time
I bought a G-string today. ITS ON MY GUITAR,, PERVERT!!!
I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman.
I bought a book. Now I just have to learn how to read.
I bought a cheap dictionary.  It's not in alphabetical order.
I bought a cheap piece of land It was on someone else's property.
I bought a computer book called "Dos Kapital." Wierd!
I bought a computer to save time ..
I bought a cordless extension cord - s.w.
I bought a cordless extension cord.
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
I bought a goat to mow my lawn, but she's on a diet!
I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
I bought a package of "Chicken Pieces".  All beaks and talons!
I bought a portable cable TV.
I bought a portable cable tv.
I bought a syringe the other day, and it had Pepsi in it!
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add
I bought dehydrated water...but I don't know what to add.
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add - s.w.
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add...
I bought my baritone sax - Mike on crook with suitcase
I bought my fish a carpfone.  He got hooked on it.
I bought my flatuent friend a windbreaker jacket
I bought my flatulent friend a windbreaker jacket!
I bought my son a BB gun.  He gave me a shirt with a bullseye on it!
I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add!
I bought powdered water, now I don't know what to add.
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included
I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add - s.w.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add?
I bought some powdered water.  What do I add?
I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously.
I bought this recipe with all of my lottery money.
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
I bow before a hidden throne I never will perceive.
I bow to your superior wisdom (& laugh behind your back).
I brake for Caidans.  If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again.
I brake for Former Human Commandos
I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for SYSOPS (when their under the wheel)
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for Unicorns.
I brake for animals - Then back over them a couple of times...
I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.
I brake for animals, but I speed up for fundamentalists.
I brake for assimilation.
I brake for brick walls.
I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for hallucinations!
I brake for hallucinations.
I brake for hockey!
I brake for macro nerds...
I brake for men...and other helpless animals
I brake for recipes.
I brake for smurfs (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for stone dragons.
I brake for taglines.
I brake for tailgaters.
I brake for the rear end of the car in front of me.
I brake for tribbles.
I brake for unicorns
I break for Reality
I break for beer!
I break for beer.
I brew the beer that I drink.
I bring gifts. --Winters.
I bring him back and Humperdink suffers? -- Miracle Max
I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush
I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush
I bring you 15 commandments oops CRASH 10 commandments.
I bring you fantasy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
I bring you--the Dragonlance! - Theros Ironfeld
I broke a leg one time Spilled coffee all over. -S.W.
I broke a leg one time...  Spilled coffee all over.
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - sw
I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.
I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube.-Radar
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane.  I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
I brought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat
I brought an extra lap - Tom
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!
I brought this world in, I can take it out. - God.
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably.
I built an elevator from his bones
I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN
I built my own 386!  See where I nailed it together?
I built the wall and I will be the one to knock it down.
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top.
I buried Paul --
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
I busted him up - Data
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.  Menander (292 BC)
I call em as I see em; If I dont see em, I make em up!
I call it 'Bongo.' - --Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
I call my car Congress because it can't pass anything.
I call my car Flattery.  It gets me nowhere.
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk"
I call my computer T.O.M. - Totally Obedient Moron.
I call my dog "camera" because he always snaps at people.
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
I call that one 'Lutheran Love' - Tom on dead lovers
I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf
I call things as I see them, If I don't see them, I'll make them up!
I call things as I see them, if I didn't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them I make it up!
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!    
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I'd make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I didn't, I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them; if I don't see them, I make them up!
I called a BBS once, but I didn't download.
I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!"
I called information and asked where my socks are.
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - s.w.
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!  (Limbaugh)
I called my cat the other day and got an answering machine
I calls em as I sees em; If I don't see em, I make em up!
I came - I saw - I kicked the b*tch out of bed!
I came I saw I *S*W*I*P*E*D*!! Thanks, Myra! :-)
I came all the way to Korea to see this picture. - Hawkeye
I came from Planet Claire - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo - Tom
I came here to die with you, or live with you. --Josey Wales.
I came in as the sun came up.
I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it.
I came in through the window -- Vash
I came into this world fat and bald and I intend to go out the same way.
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I came real close to seeing Elvis, then my shovel broke
I came real close to seeing Elvis, then my shovel broke.
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diplom
I came to chew bubblegum & kick a$$, and I'm all outa a$$...
I came to fish, not row the stupid boat!
I came to in my future and that was just yesterday...(Fish)
I came to see you off - and you certainly are!
I came to see you off, and you certainly are!
I came, I came to, I came to believe.
I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink!
I came, I saw, I <heh, heh *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks! :-)
I came, I saw, I Left.
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.
I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE!  HELP!
I came, I saw, I hacked.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on so I left.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left!
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on....
I came, I saw, I kicked ass.
I came, I saw, I sawed all dem trees.
I came, I saw, I stole Chad's tagline.
I came, I saw, I stole your tagline.
I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
I came, I saw, I turned and ran!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your recipe!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
I came, I saw, I videotaped it.
I came, I saw, I went back inside.
I came, I saw, I went back into the house.
I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, left.
I came, I saw, she conquered.
I came, I saw, she conquered.  -- L. Long
I came.  I saw.  I stole Bob Morgan's tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Brian Watts's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Gary Caplan's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Orville Bullitt's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole your tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I went back into the house.
I came. I drank. I offended.
I came. I saw. I charged it.
I came. I saw. I stole @N@'s tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole @TO's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Lee's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Orville Bullitt's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Orville's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole your Tagline.
I came... I saw... I stole your tagline.
I came... I saw... I... stole your wallet. -Keepers
I came..I saw..and wish I never came now!!
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I cameI sawI stole your tagline.
I can "C" clearly now my brains are gone
I can C clearly now
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am.
I can afford to be accommodating; I just got RIFfed.
I can afford to be accomodating; I just got RIFfed.
I can afford to be closed-minded.  I'M RIGHT!
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can almost taste it. It's the need to see you die.
I can always find my way home, said Tom's pathologist lustily.
I can always try smoke signals...
I can assure you that size will not be a problem.  -Worf
I can assure you that size will not be a problem. X Worf
I can assure you that size will not be a problem. ~ Worf
I can assure you that size will not be a problem.  Worf
I can be a great disturbance in the Force.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can be decisive, I think.
I can be patient with stupidity, but not with those who glory in it.
I can be self-referential if I want to, said Tom swiftly.
I can beat you fair and square. I only cheat to keep in practice.
I can beat you up! - Joe Try it! - Maurecia
I can break your nose too, I learned from the best!
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone & coffee in under 5 minutes.
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone and coffee in 5 minutes.
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone and coffee in under 5 minutes.
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat.
I can come up with more if you want me too.
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
I can dig where you're coming from.
I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused .
I can do 2 things at once and I'm not confused.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
I can do anything.  I HAVE CHILDREN!!
I can do it all for you/But I don't want to
I can do it too, but don't know WHY WHY.
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files.
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
I can do what you do, you just do it better.
I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
I can do without essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can do without the stimuli.
I can do wonderful things with stir-fried Borg! -Neelix
I can do wonderful things with vegetables. -Neelix
I can eat one hundred and forty-four, Tom boasted grossly.
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
I can escape from the world I see by giving up attack thoughts.
I can feel a new sensation taking place.
I can feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I can feel it.
I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it.
I can feel you when the wind blows right through my heart.
I can fill your emptiness with immortality!
I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}!
I can forgive anything but bad taste. - Nicholas Ward
I can get into enough trouble without a tagline .....
I can get this kinda' abuse at the Kennedy compound- Joel
I can give you a definite perhaps.
I can go fron zero to bitch in 2.1 seconds!
I can guarantee you're gonna have a ball.
I can guess that you're a holy man, Tom divined.
I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can handle reality in small doses.
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
I can hardly forbear throwing things at him. - Shakespeare
I can hardly stand to watch - Mike
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style.
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back into style
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy...
I can hardly wait to see a saxophone player tune the economy.
I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck.
I can hear the neurons snapping like overstressed rubber bands.  -SLR
I can hear the sound of Luck being Pushed.
I can hear your mind grinding to a halt.
I can help! - J. Kevorkian, M.D.
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours!
I can honestly say I have run out of taglines!!
I can imagine quite a lot. - Connor MacLeod
I can interest you in lies, sell your soul for all it buys!
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't.
I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that cannot.
I can let you see, if you will trust me - Lady Ladira
I can levitate birds but nobody cares - s.w.
I can levitate birds but nobody cares. -Steven Wright
I can levitate birds, but no one cares.
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.--Steven Wright
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares...
I can levitate birds.  No one cares.
I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
I can lie. - Kryten
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Twain
I can make it rain anytime I want.  All I have to do is wash my car.
I can make the earth stop in its tracks. --Jim Morrison
I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash.
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarfs!
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarves!
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
I can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of that subject.
I can never decide which tagline to use...
I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.
I can never get my tongue around the word "cunnilingus".
I can not become nervous - Data
I can not change yesterday, I can only make the most of today.
I can not give you what you deny yourself. -- Kai Opaka
I can now look forward to death - Data
I can offer you some artificial intelligence - it's really easy!
I can only do so much! This universe is SO DAMNED LIMITED!!! . . .
I can only pray he will be hungry ...
I can only sing in the key of "off".
I can out brag you...I've got more source material!
I can prove I was on a starship at exactly that moment-Just ask Elvis!
I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids! - Krusty
I can put horseshoes on a mosquito. - Col. Potter
I can quit any time I want (heroin, not cigarettes).
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I can quit anytime. I've done it 100 times.
I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! - Troi.
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I can read your thoughts: You're thinking I can't!
I can reduce you if I want, I can devour!
I can remember _before_ there was personal computers.
I can remember a time when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't.
I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.
I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile.
I can resist all temptations. I just don't choose to.
I can resist anything but temptation
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything except temptation.
I can resist anything...except @FN@!
I can resist everything but temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can resist everything/anything except temptation
I can resist everything/anything except temptation.
I can resist everything; except temptation..
I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence - Tori Amos
I can see a cat before he sees me. - Winchester
I can see a new expression on my face.
I can see behind your eyes, the things that I don't know.
I can see clearly now ... . the brain is gone.
I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, Windows is gone.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...Geco Cliff
I can see clearly now, the lesbian is gone.
I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN
I can see length! (Turns head) Or width! - Larry
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can see the smoke coming out of your ears!
I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes. --Londo.
I can see through your clothes -Crow on thick glasses
I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue.  Timon
I can see you need a low-level facial format
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone...
I can show you my favorite thing in the universe - Garibaldi
I can sit and watch it for hours.
I can slay my own dragons. I need a man to chop some onions for me.
I can slurp a slurpie through my nose.
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
I can spell, I just can't type for shi*
I can spell, It's my typeing that gets me off.
I can split demons in two, Tom imparted.
I can still do it. I can still do it, only I forget what.
I can summon the dead. --Jim Morrison
I can swim 100 yards in two seconds - over a waterfall!
I can take ANYTHING, except for these intolerant messages!
I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman
I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
I can take a wife in that land, Cain nodded.
I can take your lost soul from the grave
I can tell mayonaise from salad dressing - Tom
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine..
I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving again.
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tell you in two words: im possible.
I can tell you're lying Clinton.  Your lips are moving.
I can tell you're lying, you're leaving messages.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tell your future.. look what's in your hand..
I can think of more some other time, but tell me if these are any good to you.
I can think of tons more ;)  e-mail me back if you like.
I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations
I can trace my s back 8 generations
I can trace my taglines back 8 generations
I can trust a carrot!
I can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I can t
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can type 120 wpm, if all the words are pronouns.
I can type very fast, but only when I have a keyboard.
I can type, but have truble speling.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.
I can't *define* smut,but I knows what I like!
I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it.
I can't - er, I mean, I cannot use contractions. Data
I can't _believe_ that I said that! --Rimmer.
I can't abide Fascism in any form - Democrat or otherwise.
I can't afford the Mazda 626DX, can you show me the SX?
I can't afford to be broke anymore!!!
I can't always control what my mind thinks!
I can't be d, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD!
I can't be home, I'm not done with my book! --Mistopheles.
I can't be humble -- it's just not honest.
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
I can't be out of Memory, I still have Chips left!
I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!
I can't be out of money!  I have checks left!
I can't be out of money! I have checks left!
I can't be out of money, I still have checks in my checkbook!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have blank checks.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Orville said.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have more checks!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have more cheques!
I can't be overdrawn.  I still have more cheques!
I can't be overdrawn... I still have checks!
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be threatened.........but I *can* be bought!
I can't be wrong.  My modem says it's error correcting.
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting!
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't beleive you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing! - Homer Simpson
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I can't believe I forgot to have children.
I can't believe I just bought a new HD just for recipes.
I can't believe I just bought a new HDrive for recipes.
I can't believe I just bought a new hard drive for my taglines!
I can't believe I just bought a new hd for my taglines!
I can't believe I opened the whole thing !
I can't believe I quoted the whole thing!!   (-8
I can't believe I read the whole message!
I can't believe I role-played the whole thing...
I can't believe I said 'Co-Dependent' - Tom
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe how small Mr. Big is - Mike
I can't believe it! He's fighting with Adolf Hitler! - Rimmer
I can't believe it! No sonic boom! Not even a "pop" - Calvin
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't believe my eyes. They're just too damn beautiful!
I can't believe that of 100,000 sperm you were quickest.
I can't believe that you people wrote over fifteen pages of messages.
I can't believe this is men on the hurtin' side of pain.
I can't believe you cut off all my hair! she said, distressed.
I can't believe you did that - Riker
I can't believe you picked the Vikings again -Tom to Crow
I can't believe you quoted the whole thing!
I can't climb these walls you're building.
I can't come up with any more taglines.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
I can't concentrate on my OWN lame wisecracks - Crow
I can't cook, but I know how to bring men to the boil.
I can't crash, I'm a cartoon. I'm Roger Ramjet..
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.1 for Windows...
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six......
I can't decide between Edlin and WP6!
I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Gemini.
I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Libra.
I can't decide what to call my puppy.  Maybe I'll just call it Quits!
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.
I can't define smut... but I like it when I see it.
I can't die yet. I haven't seen The Jolson Story.
I can't die, Tessa, not like other people. - Duncan MacLeod
I can't die, it would delight too many people
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY! - Jym -
I can't dig thi NO CARRIER
I can't dig thiE+Oo<X NO CARRIER
I can't dig thidUjm.1 NO CARRIER
I can't disappear, anymore than you could win a beauty contest - Q
I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it. - MR
I can't do this new math, Tom added.
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
I can't eat another thing, Tom said fully.
I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles.
I can't even *find* a muck, let alone run one!
I can't even *find* amok, let alone run one!
I can't even *find* amuck, let alone run one!
I can't even *think* straight!
I can't even FIND amok, let alone run one!
I can't even dance -- Wesley
I can't even think straight
I can't exercise self-control. Sysop, cut my access!
I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby.
I can't figure out how to use Windows since my cat ate my mouse.
I can't find my tagline anywhere!
I can't find the '-' on my telephone dial.
I can't find the 'any' key!
I can't find the spare, said Tom tirelessly.
I can't flirt Moderator.  He left!
I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)
I can't forget about you.
I can't get ACAD12 to work on my TRS-80...
I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl - Crow
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.  -- the Wizard
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.  -- the Wizard of Oz
I can't go in hardware stores because I set off all the stud sensors.
I can't go to no stonin' today!
I can't go to school because I ain't got a gun. - Alice Cooper
I can't go to work today. My aunt's dead on the floor.
I can't go to work today. My uncle's dead on the floor.
I can't have a baby! --Sam Beckett.
I can't have a spelling error, I use an error correcting
I can't have anymore chitlins. I got a hysterectomy.
I can't have anymoreee chitlins. I got a hysterectomy.
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I can't hear ya buddy, back me up.   Timon
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you're talking - Lt Drebin
I can't hear you, my tin ear is bothering me agian.
I can't hear you, there's a toucan sitting on the phone line...
I can't hear you, type louder
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I can't hear you.  There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't help being me....I was born this way!
I can't help being me...I was born this way.
I can't help being what I am. - David Keogh
I can't help it - I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it -- I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it if I'm cute! - Dot
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.
I can't help it, it's my nature.
I can't help it. I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer.
I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute! - Q
I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this - NIN
I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this.
I can't imagine how WE could EVER do that to a guy :) -Serendipity
I can't imagine why women like men.
I can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up.
I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore.
I can't keep up, I'm knackered! - Super Lister
I can't leave the Corp. --Winters.
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathy. <Ash>
I can't lie? - Kryten
I can't live without my coffee and my Amiga!!!
I can't live without my coffee and my PC
I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!!
I can't make ends meet. However, they do wave to each other.
I can't march any more, the soldier said haltingly.
I can't marry her...she's my friend!   Simba
I can't mate in captivity.  Gloria Steinem.
I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard.
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.
I can't pretend the stranger is the long awaited friend -Rush
I can't promise anything but I can promise 100%.
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I can't read or write... I just fake it.
I can't recycle my landing gear.  No large trash bags on board.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't remember my dreams because I only dream at 300 dpi.
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead
I can't remember the last time I forgot something
I can't remember what the issue was here.
I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk
I can't remember where I parked my hard disk!
I can't remember where I parked my hard disk.
I can't remember which Taglines are mine and which I stole.
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen!
I can't remember which are mine and which are Jack Butler's...
I can't remember which are mine and which are yours...
I can't remember which recipes are snagged and which I wrote!
I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote
I can't reply, I didn't ply in the first place.
I can't say I'm surprised. --Rimmer.
I can't scream for HELP! My F1 key is racing: in Monaco.
I can't see a single storm cloud in the sky...
I can't see the diff. can you see the diff?? I can't see the diff
I can't see the forest for the clear-cuts.....
I can't see the forest for the clearcuts.....
I can't see through Windows.
I can't see...your eyesight will return in time...
I can't seem to be able to count past...14. --Vir.
I can't seem to find that voice of reason.
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate...
I can't seeyour eyesight will return in time
I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will.  - Troi.
I can't shake this feeling from my head -- NIN
I can't shake this feeling from my head.
I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
I can't sleep, or clean my room - Crow sings
I can't spell worth a shirt.
I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations. --The Doctor
I can't stand intolerant people.
I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
I can't stand sitting.
I can't stop my leg!!!
I can't stop thinking like this.
I can't stress this enough-read my lips: Mo new taxes.
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings
I can't take this!  Help me, man! Help me before I go E-E-NSANE!
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up!
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up.
I can't talk now, I'm too ^%#&ing busy. Or is it vice versa?
I can't tell exactly where, but my brother's in Phoenix.
I can't tell how good a hand I have with all these wild cards. -- Worf
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper!
I can't tell if this is true or a dream.
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab!
I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically.
I can't think of a Tagline!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world <BLAM!>
I can't think of a good TAG line - Bummer!
I can't think of a good recipe - Bummer!
I can't think of a recipe!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world <BLAM!>
I can't think of anything that remotely fits the subject.
I can't touch bottom, but I can sure bang the hell out of the sides.
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it. --Cranston.
I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war. - Hawkeye
I can't understand why it's still raining; the weekend is over.
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows 95.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows because my cat buried my mouse.
I can't use Windows because my cat burried my mouse.
I can't use Windows! My cat ate my mouse...
I can't use Windows.  I've feeded my mouse to my cat.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate the computer mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows...my cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse.
I can't use contractions. - Data
I can't use windows.  Mt cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail. - Homer
I can't wait *..forever..* to get those shoes..!
I can't wait for 1994! Throw the liberals OUT of office!
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I can't wait for INtel to introduce the Sextium!
I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient.
I can't wait till I get some REAL taglines...
I can't walk away from you.
I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
I can't walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can't whistle at my boyfriend, he leaves me breathless!
I can't write five words but that I change seven.<D.Parker>
I can't zeem to locate our disposable lighter, said Tom xenophobically.
I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you.  Worf
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. - Worf[naked]
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. ~ Worf
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
I can't, i'am playing DOOM now
I can't.  He can.  Let Him.
I can't.  My chocolate -appreciation class meets that night.
I canna change the laws of physics, but I can find ya some loopholes.
I canna change the laws of physics, but I find loopholes.
I canna' change the laws of assimilation -- Scotty of Borg
I cannot 'freq it, wife says NO !!!!!
I cannot afford to waste my time making money!
I cannot become nervous. - Data
I cannot believe I just said that - Rimmer
I cannot change another person.  And I have no right to try.
I cannot help what you think I said.  I never say what I think.
I cannot live without my books. (Thomas Jefferson)
I cannot make this feeling go away -- NIN
I cannot make this feeling go away.
I cannot put my finger on it now, The child is grown, the dream is gon
I cannot stun my cat.  But I can perform a sex change.
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O Data
I cannot teach him.  The boy has no patience. - Yoda
I cant believe it's not butter!
I cant figure,is why ALL never replies to my messages!
I cant see a single storm cloud in the sky...
I carpalate...therefore I am on-line.
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I cast fireball! Tom said magically.
I catch Spears....usually..except for now***
I categorically deny ever having written any of this.
I caught the scent of death. - Louis
I caught two hares, said Tom abrasively.
I caught ya! Stealing my taglines eh?
I caught you, you bitch! - Mike as bad guy to hero
I certainly don't look like the creature... He isn't cute enou.
I certainly wouldn't trust anybody who understands us. - Hawkeye
I change gears, so people don't know *what* to believe...:) - TEC
I changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum. --Calvin.
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy, All!
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I changed the name of the country to A.S.U. - Tom
I chased Chastity until she was chaste no more.
I chased Fido with a net!
I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul next to me.
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought poison ivy!
I checked the *last* door for the trap. You do it this time!
I choked Linda Lovelace.
I choose not to pay my voluntary income tax.
I choose to fight for youth, to fight for truth... - Fishbone
I choose to steal what you choose to show...
I chop down trees for a living, said Tom lumberingly.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I claim this Mongol for all crows everywhere - Tom
I claim this echo in the name of (pause...) who?
I claim this message in the name of (pause...) who?
I claim this suit for the revival of Zion! feel our spirit! SIEG JION!
I clean house every other day. This is not the other day.
I clean house using the Peg Bundy technique - ignore it.
I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.
I climbed Mount Everest, said Tom hilariously.
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's Maggie wants.
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's me Maggie wants.
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's me you want.
I cna tpye 300w rods per mniuet~!
I cna tyep 300 wrods a mineut!!
I cna tyep 300w rods pre minuet~
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
I collect fairy tales, said Tom grimly.
I collect fairy tales, said the Moderator grimly.
I collect nipple impressions.
I collect spores, mildew, and fungus.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I color outside the borders.
I colour outside the borders.
I come bearing a message of unholy death - Mike
I come fairly...to kill you honestly.
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
I come from a broken home. I'm the one who broke it.
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
I come from a land where men are men & sheep are scared.
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I come from a minority, my parents loved me. - B. Seigel
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and football!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I come in peace.... Then leave in pieces!
I come in the house and my cat takes messages FOR ME!!
I come to bury Ferret, not to praise him
I come to seize your berries!
I come unbundled.
I command a private army, said Tom maliciously.
I commanded a group of ships for a week, Tom said fleetingly.
I como, I esta, I usted.
I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller.
I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller?
I completely agree with your last statement.  What was it again?
I completely agree with your last statement.  What was it?
I completely condone what you're doing - Mike
I completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally.
I compute, therefore IBM
I conceded. Jesus was a man that lived and died. Now get on with it!
I condemn a lot of people, so they should be in good company. <g> - SJ
I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act:  I've programmed computers.
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I confuse myself just fine, thank you.  Don't need help.
I confuse the onset of senility with the downfall of civilisation!
I confused him. I did it better. I did it quicker. I was first!
I consider cake and ice-cream my just desserts.
I consider reality an intrusion on my dreams.
I consider reality to be an intrusion on my dreams.
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
I consulted an attorney(Zoe Baird)
I contacted Satan this morning and he said it's gonna be a great day!
I contend he's been reading too much material.
I continue to miss my ex-wife. But my aim WILL improve!
I control the world's supply of dairy products! - Frank, MST3K
I control the world's supply of dairy products! -- TV's Frank
I converted Tom Servo into a pony-keg - Joel
I cooks it, they eats it, Charles cleans up.
I cooks it, they eats it, Wesley cleans up.
I cool my coffee by holding it closer to my heart.
I could almost tell my wife I love her - Mike as hero
I could always draw it on paper, Tom figured.
I could always kill you and ask your corpse. -- Strahd
I could be Heisenberg of Borg.  I cannot be certain.
I could be Heisenburg of Borg.  I cannot be certain.
I could be anybody, said ___ namelessly.
I could be arguing in my spare time.
I could be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause - Data
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause ...
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause.
I could be reworked, but I'll never be top-of-the-line again.
I could be writing this crap! -Crow on guessing next line
I could beat you with half my brain tied behind my back!
I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions...
I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
I could eat a dictionary & puke a better tagline.
I could eat a dictionary and barf up a better tagline!
I could eat the lot of you.
I could get lost inside your arms.
I could get out for bravery. I'm not making it for nutsery.-Kilnger
I could get this kind of abuse at home
I could hardly believe my nose! - Lister
I could have SWORN that he said you smoked....
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
I could have been like Jeff Kennett ; except my parents were married
I could have been your father, but the dog beat me over the back fence
I could have just been picking nits. -- Wesley to Riker.
I could have lurked all night......
I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
I could have more fun in a cat litter.
I could have my chin smallered - Tom
I could influence our fate in time and space. --Corwin
I could kill you, but I prefer to use you. - Kalas
I could learn to live without it.
I could listen to him for hours.
I could name that crotch in- Mike
I could never be a nudist.  I always spill hot coffee in my lap.
I could never smoke, drink, gamble or do drugs...I'm much too cheap!
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I could prove God statistically.
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I could respond with more agile and funny repartee...
I could show you my favorite obsession  };>
I could spare you, but why?
I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight, said Tom affably.
I could swear this message is a dupe Kyle D Jackson.
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
I could use a belt. - Potter. We know just the place. - Hawkeye
I could use a little of that kind of help myself. - Hawkeye
I could use both those lists (She's Stupid (Obviously)) (ROFL)!!!
I could wax eloquent, but will spare you.
I could've put a tag here, but it seems kinda redundant now.
I could've sworn I switched him with Barney at birth.
I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
I couldn't care less about apathy
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I couldn't care less about your trivial childhood! -- Martis to Rom
I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.
I couldn't disagree with you more.....
I couldn't do my homework last night because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't figure out what birds and bees had to do with anything.
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - s.w.
I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else.
I couldn't let all those people die. --Amanda Rogers.
I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
I couldn't possibly be wrong!I use error-correcting modem
I couldn't possibly be wrong.  I use an error correcting modem!
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't repair the brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder!
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
I couldn't resist!
I couldn't run this station without you - Sinclair
I couldn't scare a paranoid schizophrenic.
I couldn't think of a politically correct tagline.
I couldn't think of a tagline!
I couldn't think of where to start, so I didn't!
I couldn't use my computer today because my cat ate my mouse.
I count religion but a childish toy ... there is no sin but ignorance
I count religion but a childish toy. -- Marlowe
I count three landscapes, Tom said horizontally.
I counted you among the dead the minute you touched that girl. --Crow.
I counterfeit only pennies.
I crashed my Windows - used the Necronom Icon!
I crawled down alleys to try and scrape away the tracks that marked me.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no class.
I cried because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet.
I cried out - "Don't look Ethyl..."  But It was too late.
I cried out to the skies, "It's lonely being immortal!"  To no avail.
I cried when Peebles and Bam Bam got married.
I cross my heart and hope you die!
I crucify myself everyday.
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer.
I csn typ e 300 wrdsp er min ute!
I curse the day Sandy Frank was born! - Tom
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I cut my dog's toenails too far, Tom said quickly.
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I dance at a topless club, the girl said barely.
I danced like popcorn over a hot fire!! Had I good time, I'm told.
I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
I dated Betty Crocker once...she was moist and easy!
I dated Betty Crocker, She was Moist and Easy!
I dated Betty Crocker, she was moist and easy!
I dated Betty Crocker.  She was easy, soft and moist.
I dated a contortionist, but she broke it off
I daydream, you are an escapist, he should see a psychiatrist.
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I dealt a flush with Tarot cards. Five people died.
I dearly love my machine. - Lady Taltos
I decided i was never coming down -- NIN
I decided i was never coming down.
I decided not to be an atheist.  No Holidays!
I decided to grab all the tags that followed and weed them out later.
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal - s.w.
I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired."
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
I degrade myself for the pleasure of others.
I deleted 3/4 of it because I wanted to see if I could rebuild it.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
I demand satisfaction! - Maj. Margaret Hoolihan
I demand that I may or may not be lying!
I deny the allegation, and I defy the allegators !
I derailed my train of thought - hundreds were killed.
I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment. - Dire Wolf
I desPISE guessing games.   Scar
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. - Dan Quayle
I designate you my chief heir, said Tom willingly.
I despise WINDOWS!
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
I di wana an kwa'hol a:kokshi
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT.. and I got cut off!                 -..X. ...
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT...I was cut off.
I did *NOT* escape from the institution!  They gave me a day pass!
I did *not* escape...  they gave me a day pass.
I did NOT claw my way to the top of the foodchain to eat vegetables!
I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
I did NOT flip out. I freaked - Crow
I did _not_ escape... they gave me a day pass.
I did a bit of boxing before I joined the Jesuits. - Mulcahy
I did a text file SAVE of your orig. message - Lotsa good recipes.
I did a text file SAVE of your orig. message - Lotsa good tags
I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!
I did better the first time I messed up!
I did do something. I paniced, hehehe - Crow
I did feed the cat!.............to the DOG!
I did get a life. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I did it for Jodie Foster - Crow as kid who stole plane
I did it just for you, Mary Draganis!
I did it! I found the program's last bugbugbugbug.
I did it!! - Crow confesses murder
I did it. I killed them all.
I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I did my pushups in the nude, but I didn't see the mouse trap.
I did not ask for success. I asked for wonder and You gave it to me.
I did not come on board this ship to be a veterinarian, Captain!
I did not come to destroy, but to fulfil. - Matthew 5:17
I did not commit a fatal error!
I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass.
I did not intend to sit on you. I did not realize that was you.
I did not mean what you thought I said I meant.
I did not say this. I was not here. -- The Guild Navigator
I did not see Elvis
I did not see Elvis - Bart Simpson's lines
I did not see Elvis -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G07
I did not see Elvis -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G07
I did not see Elvis. --Bart Simpson.
I did not start this BBS to put up with shitheads.
I did not understand that wanting does not always lead to action.
I did read the docs, that's why I'm SO confused!
I did read the docs. That's why I'm confused.
I did sculpt her in butter once - Crow
I did send a copy of the disk; I xeroxed it!
I did sign the organ donor card, I thought you'd wait till I was dead
I did sign the organ donor card, but I thought you'd wait till I was d
I did so! - or not! (Depending on whether or not I was supposed to)
I did start using Taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did the KFC Bombing!!!  Oh wait, wrong building...
I did use taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did'nt say it! It was him!
I didn't *steal* your girlfriend! I just *borrowed* her for a while!
I didn't *steal* your girlfriend. I just *borrowed* her for a night!
I didn't DO IT! It's really San Andreas' Fault!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep LIE!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep are LIARS
I didn't SAY they were GOOD. :)
I didn't STEAL your tagline, @FN@, I IMPROVED it!
I didn't STEAL your tagline, Ken, I IMPROVED on it!
I didn't appreciate Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I didn't ask for excuses!  I want service!
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either
I didn't believe in reincarnation last time, either.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
I didn't cheat,  I just changed the Rules!.
I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!
I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat veggies.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat innards!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat tofu!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain so I could eat GRITS!
I didn't create reality... I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't design the room.  I just work here.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!  You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me!  You can't prove a thing!
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! --Bart Simpson.
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it, and besides it was an accident.
I didn't do it, my modem did! <---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't do it, no one saw me, and you can't prove a thing!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
I didn't do it, nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, really, I'm innocent.
I didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
I didn't do it, the computer did it!
I didn't do it, you can't prove it, and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it.  I don't know who did it.  I won't do it again...
I didn't do it.  You didn't see me.  You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. Can't prove anything. It wasn't me.
I didn't do it. You didn't see me. You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it...the computer did!
I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't expect to die my first day on the job. --Harriman.
I didn't find any of the other surname's in the book.
I didn't forget HOW to have sex.I just forget WHY!
I didn't get a chance to go through these to weed out the dupes.
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff. - Hoolihan
I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas!  :(
I didn't have a childhood - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a mother - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct. - Han Solo
I didn't inhale. - Bill Clinton
I didn't invent sin. . . I'm just trying to perfect it!
I didn't know California had hick towns.
I didn't know I liked Calgary until I left. - Junior Thurman.
I didn't know I was so lonely till I found you. - Eagles
I didn't know Lisa Marie Presley was a 10-year-old boy.
I didn't know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didn't know chickens HAD fingers.....
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
I didn't know he was dead, I thought he was British!
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't know that was Myra I Fox sleeping in the blender. Yikes!  <g>
I didn't know that was Odo sleeping in the Blender. - O'Brien.
I didn't know that was Orville sleeping in the blender.
I didn't know who or where I was, never felt better in my life!
I didn't know you could get wool from 'em, too.
I didn't know you could play.." - Joe  "I don't." - Duncan
I didn't laugh out loud because I was afraid my head would fall off.
I didn't like that option, so I un-re-dis-enabled it.
I didn't like the others. They were all too flat.
I didn't listen to Prozac, but the bottle it came in told me to kill.
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
I didn't make a mistake.  The computer misunderstood my request.
I didn't make the rules so they have nothing on me
I didn't make this world. I only brought it to its knees.
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy - Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy.           *Wesley*
I didn't mean to cause a big scene. Just lemme finish this glass.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Richie.- Mikey
I didn't need [a dog] because I have Barbara Bush. --George Bush.
I didn't pay my phone bill. I wonder how long my phone w}    NO CARRIER
I didn't pick this Tagline!  It did!  Blame it!  Not me!
I didn't raise you to say things you don't mean. - Richard Franklin
I didn't realize how good it could be.
I didn't say I was BORN again...I said I was into PORN again!
I didn't say I was trying to DIET!  I'm dying to TRY IT!
I didn't say I was trying to diet!  I said, "I'm DYING to TRY it!"-ss
I didn't say I'm trying to diet. I said I'm dying to try it!
I didn't say it was *THE* Huggy Bear - Crow
I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was %*&#ing Goofey.
I didn't see Cliffhanger - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't see nothin', I was home watchin' TV.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I didn't think semi's used conductors - just a driver.
I didn't think you'd be so, personable.
I didn't vote for Change!  But that's all I've got left.
I didn't vote for Clinton, I voted for Bush!
I didn't vote for Clinton--OR her husband!
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
I didn't vote for Clinton...or for her husband.
I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let him sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy... I let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy... I let him sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy; I let her sleep.
I didn't want to believe in free will but I had no choice
I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded - Picard
I didn't write that!  It sounds more like Shakespeare!
I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare!
I didn't write this tagline. It's just a glitch in the system.
I didn't write this; a very complex macro did.
I didn't yield to temptation.  I came to a complete stop.
I didnt know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger
I die Mondays.
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I died? Why don't I remember dying? --The Doctor.
I diet religiously:  I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight.
I dig roots!
I digress, you ramble, she's off-topic.
I digress; you ramble; he's off-topic.
I digress; you ramble; she's off-topic.
I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
I direct.
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the deat
I disagree with you, but I'll defend to your death the right to say it
I disappeared in you, you disappeared from me --U2
I disarmed the trap.
I disbelieve... Uh... I run...
I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
I disclaim my disclaimer!
I discovered QModem is not part of the Continuum.
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch! - Homer
I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
I discovered the key to success and then they changed the lock.
I dislike US President Clinton and her husband.
I distinctly remember forgetting that
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with drinking.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I divorced my wife because of her obsession with football
I do *not* trough files.  I am *not* an Amiga user.
I do Blue Wave:  Look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I do NOT snag recipes; I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOT steal taglines. I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOT steal taglines; I make "backups" which I use!
I do Windows, but I don't do toilets. There's too much OS/2-poo....
I do Windows. Can I also do ANSI?
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do a lot of research, especially in men's apartments.
I do a lot of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.
I do a lot of thinking in the john. Says a lot for my thoughts.
I do a very strenuous exercise routine - aerobic naps.
I do admire Dolly Parton's acting, said Tom, figuratively.
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
I do begin to have bloody thoughts. - Shakespeare
I do believe I'm BAkeD.
I do believe I'm drunk. - Kryten
I do believe in spooks! Mommy! Mommy! - Tom
I do desire we may be better strangers.
I do everything better when I'm naked.
I do everything on purpose.  Garfield
I do get pissed when people point guns at me! - Carl Robinson
I do have some composure thank you. :) - Digital Shakespeare
I do hereby assign all intangibles, in perpetuity,...
I do it for the same reason that it frightens you.
I do it in a gentle way :) - Jalapeno
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. -- Beverly
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc.  Beverly
I do know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once!
I do like your sexy smiles, and need more of them.....
I do metaphysics knitting with metastrings.
I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.
I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them.
I do my drinking from a dixie cup.
I do not accept gifts from disapproving gentlemen.   Audrey Hepburn
I do not allow crying in the classroom! - Mrs. Gorf
I do not comment on intelligent matters -Jim Bolger
I do not drink living drinks.
I do not eat lead.
I do not eat living food.
I do not eat snails!  I prefer fast food.
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.  - Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Is
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Asimov
I do not feel well.
I do not find your personal proposition appealing. Data
I do not have a designation.  My name is Kerzhan.
I do not have a vacancy in my attic!  Bats in the belfry, maybe...
I do not have an ego.  I am right.
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I do not have diplomatic immunity - Bart Simpson's lines
I do not have diplomatic immunity -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F20
I do not have diplomatic immunity -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F20
I do not have diplomatic immunity. --Bart Simpson.
I do not have the same resources I once had, Captain. - Delenn
I do not in any way represent the views or policies of my employer.
I do not know my name - Data
I do not know what anything is for!
I do not know what he is, but I am sure he belongs to you
I do not lie, and react badly to people who say I lie. -- Butler
I do not like any of my loved ones.
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not love my computer. What? I'm not whispering!
I do not make war against the dead. -- Homer
I do not often attack the labour party.  They do it so well themselves.
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I do not remember X-Rated programs in the Holodeck.
I do not see here anyone worthy of understanding who I am. <Chiun>
I do not specialize in normal, sorry.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute!
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do not think you realise the gravity of your situation!
I do not think you realize the gravity of your situation.
I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you.
I do not think you would accept my help, as I am waiting to kill you.
I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
I do not understand, he is Warrior caste. - Delenn
I do push-ups 3 times a day...from my chair after each meal.
I do so have a grip on reality! Just not on this particular one.
I do the right thing only as a last resort.
I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Larry, Moe, and Curly!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men: Moe, Larry & Curly.
I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
I do visit reality - although it's on a tourist visa.
I do visit reality...  although it's on a tourist visa.
I do what I have to do to remain insane!
I do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. <Sarah>
I do what the little voices tell me to.
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
I do windows, but I *don't* do Windows!
I do workbenches, I don't do windows.
I do? Why, whatever my Rice Crispies say, of course.
I don' gotta show you no steenking tag line.
I don't *DO* taglines, really!
I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.
I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one! - LaCroix
I don't .GIF a Dang about my bad .REP-utation!
I don't .GIF a damn about my bad .REPutation!!
I don't CARE if you are one fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't CARE if you're on fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't CARE if you're one fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't GET headaches, I GIVE them!
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I don't HAVE to accept reality if it doesn't suit me
I don't HAVE to think, I KNOW!
I don't I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don't JUST want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't LOOK disabled?  Well you don't look STUPID OR IGNORANT!
I don't MEAN to be rude or anything, But TRY QUOTEING.
I don't THINK of sex ALL the time-sometimes I have it!
I don't WANT to be reincarnated - so there!  <Remo>
I don't _suffer_ from insanity I _ENJOY_ it!
I don't admit--, er, *make* mistakes!
I don't advocate sex & insanity but they work for me.
I don't agree with Rush -- Rush agrees with ME!
I don't allow Playmates on the Promenade!
I don't allow lightsabres on the Promenade!
I don't allow waterguns OR Nerf Pistols on the Promenade!!
I don't approve your objectives, but I love your methods.
I don't beleive in backu<NO CARRIER<
I don't beleive in love.  I never have I never will
I don't beleive in love.  I never have I never will - Qyr
I don't believe ANY lawyer, but I know what the government will do!
I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayo-naise - Crow
I don't believe I was having a problem.
I don't believe I'm such a mystery.
I don't believe anybody. - Garibaldi
I don't believe in Astrology, We Virgos are very skeptical.
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in a no-win scenario -- Kirk
I don't believe in atheists.
I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. Rush
I don't believe in god because I don't believe in mother goose!
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't believe in miracles, I rely upon them...
I don't believe in miracles...I rely on them.
I don't believe in mixed marriages, said Tom gaily.
I don't believe in no-win scenarios. -- James T. Kirk
I don't believe in nothin' no more! I'm goin' to law school! - Jimbo
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts --U2
I don't believe in psychics.
I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.
I don't believe in suicide - it stunts your growth.
I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
I don't believe in the bible. I guess I'll have to write one.
I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who
I don't believe it! You studied for a urine test ?
I don't believe it. I am talking to a tree:Major Kira
I don't believe it... I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe you exist.  No one is this stupid.
I don't belive it! It's a room full of monkeys! - Mrs. Jewls
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Republican.
I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a republican.
I don't belong to an organized political party.  I'm a Conservative.
I don't belong to an organized political party.  I'm a Democrat.
I don't bite hard! Just lick hard! <exceptions noted>--L.G.
I don't bite!  Just lick hard!  (exceptions noted)
I don't bite.  Well, that's wrong I do bite! ... K'Ehleyr - The Emissary
I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite. -K'Ehleyr
I don't bite...nibble maybe but never bite!
I don't blame you, but OUCH! ... this is a LARGE request!
I don't buy any books on impulse; I buy on WARP!
I don't buy books on impulse. I buy them at warp speed.
I don't call 911.
I don't care *whose* dog you are, you will not snarl at me!
I don't care HOW they do it in California!
I don't care WHO you are! Get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, DO not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking here while I'm fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I don't care about apathy.
I don't care about crime, I just want to get the guns.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
I don't care about justice.  Only about the law.  -Mako
I don't care for poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care how drunk you make me,I'm not going home with you.-Hawk
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
I don't care if I *am* a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming...I'm NOT going!
I don't care if I am a lemming. I'm NOT going!
I don't care if I'm a Lemming -- I'm *not* going...
I don't care if I'm apathetic.
I don't care if Monday's black
I don't care if Monday's blue
I don't care if it is just a tagline. Make it so!
I don't care if it is politics; bait-and-switch is still illegal.
I don't care if it rains or freezes / Long as I got my plastic Jesus
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! Troi
I don't care if you are Santa Claus, Get the Reindeer off my ROOF!
I don't care if you have Tylenol, I STILL don't wanna go to your place
I don't care if you've got orders from God, complete w/ stone tablets!
I don't care what "they" say, disco *STILL* sucks!
I don't care what he says, I'm _NOT_ having it on _my_ network.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I don't care what the orders are. I'm for getting out of here NOW!
I don't care what you call me, as long as you mention my name.
I don't care what you smell, get in!
I don't care what you think of me, so long as it's favorable.
I don't care what you think unless it is about me.
I don't care which gender has the job, as long as the job is well done!
I don't care who I step on on my way up 'cause I ain't coming down.
I don't care who died, I need that phone line!
I don't care who you are Fatso -get the Reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!!!!
I don't care who you are, Fatso.  Get those reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
I don't care who you are...pick up the cross or get outta the parade!
I don't care! That's one of our moderators.
I don't care, it's assimilation for you!
I don't care. I don't have to. I'm the SysOp.
I don't care. Picard
I don't cheat - I play by the extended rules.
I don't cheat, I play by the extended rules.
I don't cheat--I play by the extended rules.
I don't collect weird, I create weird.
I don't come here for debates, I come here for taglines.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
I don't cook brains; my brains are cooked enough already!
I don't cruise the web because I'm afraid I might meet the spider...
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and I do
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and don't deserve that.
I don't dial 911!!! I shoot back!
I don't dial 911,  I dial 357!
I don't discrimate against sex.  I'll sleep with either!
I don't dislike work. I don't know it well enough to dislike it.
I don't do Bimbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't do GUI, yet I love OS/2.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do WINDOWS - it's hard enough for me to clean up!
I don't do WINDOWS, but my clients wish I did.
I don't do Windows - DOS DAT make me strange?
I don't do Windows but OS/2 does!
I don't do Windows!  My DESQ has a better View!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
I don't do Windows.... but OS/2 does;-)
I don't do Windows......
I don't do books - drugs are my escape from reality
I don't do cute. I'm f*ckin adorable!
I don't do drugs - books are my escape from reality
I don't do drugs.  Books are my escape from reality.
I don't do hard liquor... it does me!!!
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do jokes, I do intelligence tests: you flunked!
I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
I don't do mornings...
I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do tag lines!
I don't do taglines.
I don't do windows.  At least not now.
I don't drink ....... wine.
I don't drink any more.  I don't drink any less, either.
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre.  Fish f**k in it.
I don't drink water.  Fish have sex in it.
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.
I don't drink water; fish screw in it.
I don't eat anything I can't identify, describe, or pronounce.
I don't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I don't eat red meat anymore. I cook it until it's brown.
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food. - Robert Aboud
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
I don't engage in a battle of wits with defenseless people. 
I don't engage in casual sex, please dress up.
I don't even *know* what *I* want! --Vir.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror.
I don't even have software to use them!). I hope you enjoy, but if you
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
I don't even like apples! (Adam to God)
I don't even put beans and chile together in the same tagline!
I don't even put beans and chili together in the same tagline!
I don't exist.  The sysop types all this in.
I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.
I don't expect you to applaud me. Bowing will do!
I don't fancy the idea of my crew being infected. - Picard
I don't fear Government, I fear the fools that elect them!
I don't feel fresh today - Crow as girl wrestler
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet - Crow as hero
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet. - Crow T. Robot
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.
I don't fly! I hover.... - Dione
I don't get even, I get Odder!!
I don't get even, I get odder!
I don't get even; I get odd.
I don't get it, Tim.  Is it cool to make no sense?  Is it hip?
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. -- Butthead
I don't get paid enough to make mistakes!
I don't get ulcers, but I am a carrier.
I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton any respect.
I don't give Bill Clinton much credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton much respect.
I don't give a damn 'cause I damn dead already.
I don't give a damn whether he's dead or not, Jim!
I don't give a rat's ass WHERE Carmen Sandiego is this week!
I don't give you enough information to think! - Jelico
I don't go round messing about with your earphones, do I?
I don't grow weeds.. that is fodder for my tortoise!
I don't hallucinate anymore, the Thing driving the UFO cured me....
I don't handle .. delicacy very well. -- Odo
I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!
I don't hate cats.  I just find them entertaining whilst dying.
I don't hate myself in the morning.  I sleep until noon.
I don't hate myself in the morning. I sleep until noon.
I don't hate religious people; I find them comical. - Mencken
I don't hate work. I don't know it well enough to hate it.
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have PMS, I'am a Klingon.
I don't have PMS, I'm a Klingon.
I don't have PMS, I'm really a BITCH!!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a Trekkie!
I don't have a Tagline. (Is that a Tagline or a lie?)
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex machine
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex machine.
I don't have a boyfriend, said Mary guilelessly.
I don't have a cute little head... - Vhujunka
I don't have a license to kill, just a learner's permit.
I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
I don't have a life, I have Blue Wave reader.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't have a life, I have an offline mail reader.
I don't have a life, I have an offline reader.
I don't have a life.  I have a computer.
I don't have a lifestyle...I just wing it.
I don't have a pornograph either, but I do have a pornographic memory!
I don't have a problem with GOD...it's his FAN CLUB that I hate.
I don't have a problem with God, it's his Fan Club that I can't stand.
I don't have a problem with God, just his fan club.
I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian! O'Brien
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that I hate.
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that scares me!
I don't have a problem with god, it's some in his FAN CLUB that I hate
I don't have a recipe. (Is that a recipe or a lie?)
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I certainly admire the problem
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem!
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I admire our problem.
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I really admire your problem.
I don't have a watch, but I've got time on my hands.
I don't have a weird sense of humor - you're reality is weird!!!
I don't have a weird sense of humor.  Your reality is just weird.
I don't have a weird sense of humor.  Your reality is weird.
I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
I don't have a whole bunch, but here's what I have! :)
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have an "ANY" key!
I don't have an attitude .... I _AM_ an attidude!
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude
I don't have an attitude...I AM an attitude!
I don't have an overactive imagination--I live in an underactive univers
I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices!
I don't have any Taglines. At least not good ones.
I don't have any cd software sorry. I wish I did.
I don't have any hard feelings. -- John Wayne Bobbit '93
I don't have any money. Do you take Federal Reserve Notes?
I don't have any recipes to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any solutions but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any strong opinions - only other people do!
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any trouble parking.  I drive a forklift.
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  God doesn't have to.
I don't have enough experience with any to be able to recommend them.
I don't have one in my seabag!!!?!
I don't have pejudice; I hate everyone equally!
I don't have sex. I make love.
I don't have the fire, you do. - Methos
I don't have the solution, but I admire the problem.
I don't have the stats, but it's absolutely true. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't have the time for a hobby.  I have a computer.
I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
I don't have the time for a hobby. I have an onboard computer.
I don't have time for a hobby.  I have a computer.
I don't have time for this. --Garibaldi.
I don't have time to play Choose the Changeling!"-O'Brien
I don't have to count letters in sentences. When there's too many,.
I don't have to look up my family tree. I'm the sap.
I don't have to proofread my stuff. I have an error-correcting modem.
I don't have to prove I'm better than others...they KNOW it!
I don't have to prove anything...I KNOW I'm right!
I don't have to stand upright, said Tom grandly.
I don't hope for miracles; I schedule them.
I don't how to live but I got a lot of toys
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy. - Winchester
I don't jog!  It makes my beer all foamy..
I don't jog.  If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog.  It makes my beer all foamy.
I don't jog.  It makes my beer foam.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog. It makes my beer all foamy!
I don't jog. It makes my beer foam.
I don't jog;  it makes my Beer all foamy!
I don't joke. I just watch our government and report.
I don't juggle chainsaws, swords, or Sysops!
I don't just flirt with danger - I take it out on dates.
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger!
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger.
I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!  Odo
I don't know THAT yet, either! - McCoy
I don't know about all this sex on television, I keep falling off. -Monty Python
I don't know about apathy or ignorance, and I don't care!
I don't know about ignorance and apathy.  Who cares?
I don't know about the enemy,but they scare the hell out of me!
I don't know about this lemur.  Tastes kinda gamey. -- Joel
I don't know about you chaps - Crow
I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderson
I don't know and I don't care.
I don't know and neither do I.
I don't know anything about an Orb -- Siso
I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis
I don't know everything....but I'm working on it!
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for -- Shelby
I don't know for certain that they had "no children".
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know how big this thing gets:
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain
I don't know how to be happy - they didn't teach it it in my school.
I don't know how we got this car, but lets get him - Crow
I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo
I don't know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline!
I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know it must have been the roses..
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One. - Picard
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One.  Picard
I don't know much about religion, but I know what I don't believe.
I don't know music, but I know what I like. --Beerbohm.
I don't know of a TAGX site in Connecticut, but you can ask your SYSOP.
I don't know that one. How 'bout Amazing Grace? - Tom
I don't know tower.. Define term "Flight Plan"..
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I don't know what is happening with those products, sorry.
I don't know what it is or what it does, but I like playing with it.
I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition.
I don't know what to do!  I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou
I don't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. <G'Kar<
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. - G'Kar
I don't know where George Wendt...
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows --J. Buffet
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way!
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia
I don't know where you get your delusions lazerbrain - Leia
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
I don't know where you've been, but it looks like you won first prize!
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
I don't know which of you is more obscene. - Margaret to Hawk & Trap
I don't know who I am anymore.   Ingrid Bergman
I don't know who I am.  One false move and I'm yours.  Groucho Marx
I don't know who I'm voting for, but I know who I'm voting against!!!
I don't know who is a bigger pain in the butt.  Men or Women?
I don't know why I am the way I am I just know what I am -Dracul
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why they bother making this info available to people!
I don't know you anymore Londo. None of us do. - Garibaldi
I don't know, Batman, but it is a whale of a thread!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo
I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
I don't know, ask Cathy.
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't know, maybe I was just tired. --Sinclair.
I don't know, so I can't explain it -- Gloria (Track 13)
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't know, what drink *DOES* go with Marlboro and an AK-47??
I don't know.  I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I don't know.  I'm making it up as I go along. - Indiana Jones
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know. I'm not a monkey. - Allison
I don't know... I haven't known you very long! :) - Springheel Jack
I don't know...it must be...no...well..I guess not
I don't know..I could imagine quite a bit
I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy sometimes!
I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy.
I don't let my ignorance deter me from my fascination.  -J. Sterling
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeine!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffeine!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffine!
I don't like President Clinton OR HER HUSBAND!!!
I don't like being around when rules are broken. - Frank Burns
I don't like being dead. It's annoying, actually.- LaCroix
I don't like being dead. It's quite annoying actually. - LaCroix
I don't like big governments...just big government checks!
I don't like broccoli either.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
I don't like dogs... Keep getting mustard on my catching glove.
I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah
I don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
I don't like men with too many muscles...just the important one...;-)
I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves.
I don't like people kibitzing when I operate. - Trapper
I don't like police states.  Can I join a fire station state?
I don't like principles. A prejudice is more honest.
I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.
I don't like spying on them. - Sheridan
I don't like stuff that sucks! -Butthead
I don't like the bird one! - Enoch, Demon Dog on Crow
I don't like the cat.  It tastes funny.
I don't like the new Models Inc. plotline - Mike
I don't like the way this conversation is taking - Calvin's dad
I don't like these stories with morals - Calvin
I don't like this Jamie. I don't like this A LOT. --Garibaldi.
I don't like this Kay.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like this recipe.  Can I exchange it for another one?
I don't like to spread rumors, but what else can you do with `em?
I don't like videos that suck! huh huh huh
I don't like videos that suck. "Yeah, me too." huh huh huh
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
I don't like what I know, but I know what is, Art.
I don't live with my mother! - Mike as geeky grocer
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
I don't look disabled? You don't look ignorant!
I don't look for trouble... my friends deliver!
I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog..
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
I don't make jokes--I just watch the government & report the facts
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I don't make mistakes.  I thought I did once but I was wrong.
I don't make the Wave.......I just ride it.....
I don't make typos. I have an error correcting mo*#$@(&%^@  NO CARRIER
I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking to you.
I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking...
I don't mean to be critical, but I was taught by one of the best.
I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.
I don't mean to nitpick here, I'd just like to know.
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind God.  What scares me is his fan club.
I don't mind being screwed, but the government thinks I'm a nymph.
I don't mind being swept away...
I don't mind coffee but pepsi provides MY caffine!
I don't mind crazies.  At least they're committed!
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't mind gettin' messy to have a good time.
I don't mind getting messy to have a good time.
I don't mind if I don't have a mind
I don't mind if you don't like my manners.   Humphrey Bogart
I don't mind interesting lies......but boring ones annoy me!
I don't mind looking at the past..I just don't wanna stare.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I don't mind passing GAS ... but I'll raise a fuss about passing EATS!
I don't mind sex on TV, Its just that I keep falling off.
I don't mind smog...I like to see what I breathe.
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straight people, just so they don't act gay in public.
I don't mind straights as long as they act gay in public
I don't mind straights so long as they act Bi in public.
I don't mind straights so long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straights, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straights, long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straights, so long as they act gay in public
I don't mind straightsas long as they act *gay* in public.
I don't mind?
I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
I don't much care for President Clinton OR her husband.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I don't need SLOWDOWN.COM. I have Windows!
I don't need Sleep, I'll get enough sleep when I'm DEAD!
I don't need YOU to get me in the back of a police car. - Bart
I don't need a "Life"... I have TAGLINES!!!!
I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
I don't need a disclaimer. I OWN the company.
I don't need a guide dog. I have Sly.
I don't need a new religeon, I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a new religeon... I haven't used the old one up yet.
I don't need a new religion; I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a new religon, I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a spell checker! my modem has error correction!
I don't need a team. I'm a certified OS/2 lunatic.
I don't need a warranty.  I'll just take it back.
I don't need an American Express Gold Card today.
I don't need an oven timer... I have a smoke detector!
I don't need anyone to chose my friends for me.
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
I don't need drugs, I have tie-died shirts.
I don't need instructions. I'm a Fairy Godfather! - Don Bruce
I don't need more memory, just better judgement
I don't need no stinkin' shoe sizer, you're a size seven baby!
I don't need no stinking spel checkre!
I don't need none o dat schoolin long as drugs is profitable!  *BANG*
I don't need protection! - Mike to Bots
I don't need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless
I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless-NGDB
I don't need therapy. I need money.
I don't need to convince them - just confuse them.
I don't need to convince them -- just confuse them -- Sela
I don't need to go crazy.
I don't need to talk sense; I need to take sense away with me.
I don't need toothpaste...my teeth aren't loose!
I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
I don't need you to slow me down - Hendrix
I don't need your attitude: I have one of my OWN!
I don't need your rocking chair.
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't normally drink, but I'm not normally normal.
I don't normally drink. Then again, I am rarely normal.
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
I don't party with puppies! I'm outta here! - Tom
I don't pay for health care, the government does. Cool.
I don't play air guitar.  I play water guitar.
I don't practice what I preach. I'm not the kind of person I preach to
I don't read messages, I just look for taglines.
I don't read messages. I just look for Taglines.
I don't read messages. I just look for recipes!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't read the personals -- it's not my business. -Jay London
I don't really care for rock and roll (or did you guess?)
I don't really seriously ask girls ages anymore either. I just ogle
I don't really trust a sane person.
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't recall running for this office...
I don't recall seeing you in a nightie!
I don't recall the exact year, but I believe it was late 70's.
I don't recognize that guy. I bet he dies - Crow
I don't remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I don't remember being absentminded.
I don't remember getting amnesia...
I don't remember posting this message; might have but  don't think so.
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
I don't remember volunteering for this ring business...
I don't run Windows ... I walk it on a 386SX-16.
I don't run Windoze - I crawl it...!
I don't see much future for the Americans. - Hitler
I don't see no points on your ears, boy -- Admiral McCoy
I don't see why some people even *have* cars. - Calvin
I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating...
I don't see you so don't pretend to be there.
I don't see you when she walks in the room --U2
I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there
I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.
I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
I don't see you, so stop pretending to be there...
I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
I don't smoke,  I chew. Blow your smoke on me and I'll spit on you.
I don't snag recipes - I just recycle them!
I don't snag recipes -- I replicate them.
I don't snag recipes, I assimilate them!
I don't snag recipes, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't snag recipes, I replicate them.
I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.
I don't snore, I purr in my sleep.
I don't speak to strange animals.
I don't steal Taglines, I assimilate them!  Hugh
I don't steal Taglines, I replicate them.
I don't steal s - I replicate them.
I don't steal tag lines; I borrow them indefinately.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
I don't steal taglines - I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
I don't steal taglines -- I replicate them.
I don't steal taglines!  Blue Wave steals taglines!
I don't steal taglines, I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines. I assimilate them.
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines; I replicate them.  Pffbbtt!
I don't steal taglines; I simply clone them.
I don't steal... I reverse-engineer.
I don't stitch mistakes; I stitch creative enhancements.
I don't suffer from Carnal Tunnel Sydrome! I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from insanity - I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I don't suffer from insanity--I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity. I love it!!!
I don't suffer from insanity... I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!!
I don't suffer from mental illness - I enjoy it!
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm a carrier.
I don't suppose that would work with people.  Riker to Crusher
I don't take drinks from air boys. --Kliest.
I don't take your complaining seriously.
I don't take your whining seriously.
I don't tan. I don't burn. I implode. - Nick Knight
I don't tell lawyer jokes, I work for some...
I don't think 'ole stubby' has enough graphite left to poison my mind.
I don't think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires. - Nick Knight
I don't think I broke it yet, but I am working on it.
I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline.
I don't think I can face another year of annual events.
I don't think I can keep this up, Tom announced impotently.
I don't think I could go long without a nibble now & then
I don't think I have anything missing, but experts may know better.
I don't think I have anything wrong, but experts know better.
I don't think I have ever conversed with you before.
I don't think I lost my mind. Just don't recall where I put it.
I don't think I understand what I said, either. - Louis
I don't think I was meant to enter this message.
I don't think I'd be so bored if I didn't have so much to do.
I don't think I'll 'ave the pickled fish today, said Tom unerringly.
I don't think I'll mess with that one!
I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it.
I don't think Mr Rager is going to like this Yogi!
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi...
I don't think a tagline is appropriate here!
I don't think even Bigfoot could choke down that much flannel. - Mulder
I don't think it was an accident that Mary's vole escaped & bit Worf!
I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. - Calvin
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'd like to know for sure.
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.. - Lisa
I don't think so - Homey the Clown
I don't think so! - Homey the Clown
I don't think so! Homey don't play dat!
I don't think so, @FN@.
I don't think so, Orville.
I don't think so, Tim! - Al Borland
I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.
I don't think that Dire Puppywuppy would be that kinky.
I don't think that I have contacted you before.
I don't think that leprechaun is telling the truth, Tom implied.
I don't think that's water - Joel on golden stream
I don't think the Father is a sassy little redhead.
I don't think the Ranger is going to like this, Yogi
I don't think the Ranger's gonna like this, Yogi.
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they designed her.
I don't think they had Wookies in mind when they built her.
I don't think they'll look any friendlier close up.
I don't think this protest will work. - Ivanova
I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto!
I don't think we're in Star Fleet anymore, Odo.
I don't think we're really in disagreement about this one.
I don't think we're still connected to Orville Bullitt!
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
I don't think you know what love is! - Tom to Mike
I don't think you should ever apologize for sporting a little style.
I don't think you understand. - Ivanova
I don't think you want me to do that.
I don't think you will accept my help,as I'm only waiting to kill you.
I don't think you're happy enough.
I don't think you're ready for what I think. --Fox Mulder.
I don't think you're ready for what I think. --Mulder.
I don't think you're supposed to do that...
I don't think, therefore I don't exist. --Rush Limbaugh.
I don't think, therefore I don't exist." - Rush Limbaugh
I don't think... :No Carrier:
I don't tip the scales, I bribe 'em !
I don't tip the scales, I bribe them!
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I don't trust electrons.   -Ken Stuckas
I don't trust him. <Ripley> I don't trust anybody. <Dallas>
I don't trust men who smile too much -- Kor
I don't trust men who smile too much.
I don't trust that pickle, Tom said deliriously.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't understand their humor, either. -- Worf
I don't understand these modern girls.   Mickey Rooney
I don't understand this.  It just sucks! - Beavis
I don't use OS/2.
I don't use PATH, just leave a trail of crumbs on my hard drive...
I don't use Windows -- I know how to type!
I don't use an Amiga myself
I don't use an Amiga myself...
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.  -- M. C. Escher
I don't use pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
I don't use taglines.  Wait, what's this?  Hey!
I don't usually shoot people.  The paperwork is a pain in the butt!
I don't wanna be a Klingon, I wanna be a DENTIST - Alex.
I don't wanna be a link to the Mad Poopies - Gypsy
I don't wanna be a senator anymore - Tom
I don't wanna be your lover, BABE I wanna be a man! -Rush
I don't wanna feel again the worm - Crow
I don't wanna go!
I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but any of you have herpes? - Krusty
I don't wanna touch him. No ooh icky - Tom on burn victim
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't want a baby like that.  I'm the bleeding antichrist
I don't want a bottle that can exist only in hyperspace, Tom declined.
I don't want a ruptured company clerk. - Potter to Radar
I don't want a second helping, thank you, said the cannibal manfully.
I don't want a toaster.
I don't want an adversarial relationship ... so don't f*ck with me.
I don't want anything better, I want coffee. - Janeway
I don't want data I want to know what's happening!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want more, I want it all!
I don't want much from you, just your total submission.
I don't want much out of life...just world domination.
I don't want something even better, I want coffee.
I don't want the moneyjust give me the stuff.
I don't want the whole world, just your half.
I don't want the world, I just want your half--TMBG
I don't want the world, I just want your half.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. -- They Might Be Giants
I don't want the world, just your half.
I don't want them to remember Xmas as the day their daddy died. - BJ
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I wa
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to live li
I don't want to be a moderator when I grow up.
I don't want to be here any more than you -- Ensign Ro
I don't want to be known as the "Dancing Doctor." - Beverly
I don't want to be literate, I just want to program
I don't want to be there when it's time for me to die.
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
I don't want to die now!  I've still got a headache!  -Arthur Dent
I don't want to die now!  I've still got a headache! - Arthur
I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! --Athur Dent.
I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points.
I don't want to die.  I'm a God!  Why can't I live on?
I don't want to express an opinion. - Twain
I don't want to find you've lost him.
I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
I don't want to hear any centaur jokes! --Hercules
I don't want to hear the end of any sentences! - Krusty
I don't want to hit the ground. It's never done anything to me.
I don't want to kill you Commander, but I will! -- Maria
I don't want to kill you.  I'd have to do paperwork.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear - NIN
I don't want to play coach - we're losing..
I don't want to pray for the mad scientists. -- Crow T. Robot
I don't want to read your bloody tech manual. O'Brien.
I don't want to rewrite this in prose, said Tom aversely.
I don't want to rule the Universe, I just want to see it.
I don't want to shoot giraffes today, can I just smash a newt?
I don't want to think too much about what we shouldn't or shouldn't do
I don't want to think.  I just want to be...
I don't want to watch anything that has a moral. - Calvin
I don't want you reanimating anything, young man! - Tom
I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
I don't watch TV.  I watch my monitor.
I don't wear a religious symbol. It's hard to keep the stake lit.
I don't wear underwear, don't go to church and don't cut my hair
I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
I don't work here on a regular basis, said Tom casually.
I don't write 'em, I just say 'em. - Yakko
I don't... I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don`t steal Taglines, I use Replicated Copys!
I donated my cat to the local Chinese restaurant.
I done spent 3 hours but I can't make her come.
I donnt youse a spel checher kase i kan spel goode!
I dont have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I dont jog, it makes my beer all foamy.
I dont just steal taglines, I duplicate them
I dont know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont read these either...
I dont remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!
I doubleclicked on "HELP", pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I doubleclicked on help, pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure. - McCoy
I doubt he'd survive the experience...:-)  (But what a way to go! <g>)
I doubt it, but let's see if anything comes up.
I doubt it. - Yakko
I doubt that very much!
I doubt the sincerety of Joycelyn Elder's Eric "Clapner" admiration.
I doubt very much that I'm a skeptic.
I doubt, therefore I might be
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I downloaded my brain.  Why are my blanks still disk?
I drag you down, I use you up - NIN
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash!
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash.
I drank WHAT!?  - Socrates
I drank WinBooze and I was stuck with a big box in the stomach.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank beer once but didn't swallow
I drank from the fountain of knowledge. You just gargled.
I drank from the fountian of knowledge, you just gargled.
I drank to drown my sorrows but they learned to swim.
I drank what? - Socrates
I drank what?!? * Socrates
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of scrolling text and flashing cursors.
I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @N@'s.
I dream things that never were and ask, Huh?
I dreamed I had a date with Erma Bombeck.
I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod. - Joel Robinson
I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to him.
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man...
I dreamed I saw a desert rose, dress torn in ribbons & in bows --U2
I dreamed I was a teepee & a wigwam - I was too tense!!
I dreamed I was in bed with a hot toddy.  And a drink.
I dreamed of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.
I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
I dreamed that I saw Dali with a supermarket trolley --U2
I dreamed that I was a muffler& woke up exhausted.
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. <Enya>
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. <Enya<
I dreamt I had insomnia last night.
I dreamt I lived in marble halls.
I dreamt I was Ray Milland on Rosie Grier's body - Crow
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
I dreamt I was a bar of soap in Elle's shower.
I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman.
I drempt I was a muffler and woke up exhausted!
I dress to make men fall to their knees.
I dressed neatly.  I looked like a walking 'Just For Today' card.
I drink 3 six-packs just so I can look at your face
I drink alcohol only on days that end in "Y"!!
I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily.
I drink beer.  I don't collect cute bottles
I drink blood because it's the only life I have.
I drink large quantities of cold water from a fire hose.
I drink myself of newfound pity. - Collective Soul
I drink the blood of the living!  (And I vote!)
I drink therefore I am!
I drink therefore I am.
I drink to make @FN@ interesting.
I drink to make my friends more interesting.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I drink to make other people more interesting!
I drink, therefore I am.
I drink, therefore I jam.
I drive OS/2 because I'm sick of being a crash dummy!
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash test dummy for Windows.
I drive a Yugo, Do you think I care?
I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.
I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly & I hate spiders - Tom Servo
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck.
I drive much too fast to worry about food killing me!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholestorol
I drive way too fast to worry about what foods will kill me.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!  - Bunny
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
I drive you crazy?  Good!  At least we're carpooling!
I dropped an anvil on James Mitchell after he said, "OS/2".
I dropped my brace over the balcony, said Tom downcastly.
I dropped my hot dog on the beach! cried Sandy Frank.
I dropped my old Hayes modem on my foot... talk about "mega-hurts".
I dropped my soap on the floor.  What do I clean it with?
I dropped my watch in the latrine and I don't want it back. - Radar
I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen.
I drove my Lexus to Infinitinow it's a Legend.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend.
I drove past Chicago on my way to OS/2 ...
I dunna thin' this Tagline canna take much more! -- Scotty
I dunna thin' this tagline can take much more! -- Scotty
I dunna thin' this tagline canna take much more! -- Scotty
I dunno
I dunno - I was astrally projected at the time.
I dunno ... it doesn't look like he's playing to me ...
I dunno about that - I'm nervous about those sort of people!
I dunno what I'm talking about here - Mike as Mongol
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see. - Slappy Squirrel
I dunno.. What colour is the sky in your world?
I dunno...I don't think David Koresh is all that hot...
I dunnosometimes I types the stuff, reads it, and saysHUH???
I duzn't know how  I gots here.  Cheeeiit....
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
I eat a lot of rice.  A *lot* of rice. -- Remo
I eat biscuits - Mike as dumb girl
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.
I eat my coffee right out of the can. Why dilute it?
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?
I eat my tea straight from the bag.  Why dilute it?.
I eat, I sleep, I play. I'm a cat. It's my job.
I eat, drink & sleep you, Duncan. I want you, forever.- Tessa Noel
I either want less corruption or a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it
I either want less corruption, a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption, or a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate.
I em a wuunderful spellar, I tipe vari gud two. -Geco
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I em a wuunerful spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I embrace poverty!  To annoy me, send money.
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
I embrace poverty... Gary. To annoy me, send money!
I enjoy a political joke... unless it gets elected.
I enjoy being a girl! - Crow as tough male spy
I enjoy food more when someone else cooks it.
I enjoy making bicycle wheels, Tom spoke up.
I enjoy pleasing humans. -- Lore
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. <J>
I enjoyed, and <SWIPED< thos prisoner taglines.  Thanks!  I noticed that
I entered this message just to use this recipe.
I entered this message just to use this tagline.
I entertain myself by trying to get my computer to work.
I envy soldiers who live to tell about it.
I er, won't go any further on this *family* echo. <BEG>
I erased the good Tagline before you could read it.
I escaped from Legend of the Red Dragon
I escaped from a Political Correction facility.
I escaped from a political correction facility.
I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
I especially love it when their butts smoke!
I et & et for two hours & dint recognize a thing I et except an olive.
I even feel alone when you're near, 'cause you'll never understand
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I even tried stickin' hot dogs in the warp drive... --Scotty
I exorcised my demons and it made them stronger.
I expect to be well paid.  I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.
I expect woman will be the last thing civilized by man.
I expected to enjoy the film, but that was before I saw it.
I face the morning with my customary sigh. - Fishbone
I fail to see the humor in this situation. Odo
I failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
I failed my electrocardiogram, said Tom faint-heartedly.
I failed my legend finals - Crow as Colossus
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. * Picard
I failed the Rorschach test!
I faked this whole thing.  I don't have a tagline compiler.
I fart in your general direction!
I fart in your general direction.
I favor capital punishment, but only for consenting adults
I favor self-restraint in all of North America, said Tom continently.
I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.  Virgil (19 BC)
I fear I'm the only one who thinks this way - NIN
I fear any government that fears my guns...
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
I fear needing explanations of things explained.
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. - Picard
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges.  Picard
I fed a lemon to my cat -  and got a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I have a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat.....now I've got a sour puss.
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there.. -- Troi
I feel a random Act of Violence coming on.
I feel a random act of violence coming on...
I feel absolutely tawny - Tom as girl
I feel alephed out
I feel all funny..I'm in love! No wait..it's a stroke.. - Grampa
I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today
I feel better all over than I do anyplace else.
I feel better than James Brown!!!
I feel better than James Brownhow do you feel?
I feel better than you look. --Dana Scully to Fox Mulder.
I feel better than you look. --Scully to Mulder.
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet. - Pink Floyd
I feel disillusioned - do you have any good new illusions?
I feel empty inside, Tom hollered.
I feel fine.....Everything seems a little smaller. - Picard
I feel fuzzier than a basket of kittens!
I feel good all under - Tom as hero
I feel good all under- Tom Servo
I feel good.....and I don't kiss too badly, either!
I feel great!  And I don't kiss badly either!
I feel happy today...but at least Happy seems to like it!
I feel happy!  I feel happy!  I feel ha..<thwack>
I feel happy!  I feel happy!  I feel happy!  <thwack>
I feel happy!  I feel happy! <*THUD*>
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! <thwack>.
I feel ill! - Gypsy seeing Tom's new head
I feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it.
I feel like Charleton Heston when he saw the chimp riding the pony.
I feel like I am being nibbled to death by cats!
I feel like I can take on the entire Empire today, Sir!
I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night - Tom
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats - Londo Molari
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats --Londo Mollari.
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats. --Londo.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I feel like Quoting Nick Nadboralski to Danny Della Paolera
I feel like Roadkill tonight...like Roadkill tonight!
I feel like a 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like a Chinese labourer, said Tom coolly.
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.  -SLR
I feel like a million tonight...but, one at a time. - Mae West
I feel like a million...but one at a time,  please. -Mae West
I feel like a mushroom; I'm kept in the dark and feed BS all day!
I feel like a nun - Tom after loosing his head
I feel like a spartan tonight! - Mike sings
I feel like a spectator at a traffic accident.
I feel like an 18 year old; is there one handy?
I feel like an 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like an idiot AND I'm binding - Tom in Batman suit
I feel like attacking a monarch, said Tom strikingly.
I feel like chicken tonight...hehehehe
I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird? - Crow
I feel like my head's gonna burst.
I feel like my mind is turning to mush ...
I feel like putting spam on my head and cucumbers up my nose.
I feel like rhino hide - Tom
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
I feel like this loneliness won't end.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I feel more like I do now than I did before!
I feel much better now since I've given up all hope.
I feel much better now that I've given up all hope.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
I feel much better since I gave up all hope.
I feel much better since I gave up hope!
I feel much better, now that I've given up all hope.
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I feel much too young to be this old
I feel nervous, like a pair of wigwamsAm I two tents?
I feel one of my turns coming on. - Pink Floyd
I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?  - Q    Yes.  - Data
I feel partially hydrogenated!
I feel pretty brain dead and can't think of an answer...
I feel safe with my feet in the dirt.   Ava Gardner
I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!    Sure! We all do!
I feel so dirty. Oh, yech! Yuch! - Tom
I feel so good, it's illegal.
I feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so naughty.
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... so... what's that word for I can't say it right?
I feel sorry for dogs. THEY have to get out of bed *10* times a day!
I feel sorry for the lions. -- Any Jesuit.
I feel sorry for those who don't know what they're missing.
I feel stupid and contagious   - -Kurt Cobain
I feel terrible. - Han Solo
I feel that if you can't communicate, you should shut up.
I feel the NEED for SPEED!!
I feel the Need... The need to READ!
I feel the conflict within you.  Let go of your hate. - Luke
I feel the earth move, under my feet- Maggie
I feel the need......the need for speed!!! - Maverick Mitchell 1987
I feel the pull of gravity, it pulls me out of slavery
I feel the pull of gravity, the evidence is in the seed
I feel the same way about the pain - Mike
I feel used! -- Rita
I feel used, cheap, and dirty.  Could you do that again?
I feel very sick.
I feel warm, even secure - Crow
I feel you must blame your own perverse urges - Picard
I feel your pain (and I like it!)
I feel your pain...no, I do, honest!
I feel your tongue flicking over the hardened pebbles of my nipples!
I feel... great *pain*, Captain.  Who let the virgin on board?
I feet it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it
I fell asleep in the mess tent and two guys siphoned me. - Radar
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
I felt a great disturbance in the Force-Star Wars
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... -Star Wars
I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. - Homer
I felt just like Donna Reed - Crow
I felt so bad that I had to go to church TWICE on Sunday.
I fight crime... I shoot back.
I fight evil wherever it is! Except in dark, scary places.
I fight evil wherever it may be!  Except in dark, scary places...
I figure in July I should have some time to breathe.
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say.
I figure we can die here once.. maybe twice.. but no more.
I figure you'll get plenty of these here <g>
I figured a blessing of my own wouldn't hurt.
I figured it was you. Nuts. --Garibaldi to Ivanova.
I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.<Brown>
I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore.
I figured out why the world is a such Mess: God must be using Windows!
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!
I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but- Dazzler
I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her! -Mask
I file it under "k" for... toy.
I filed it under "s" for insane.
I filled my hard drive with .GIFs, so now I message!
I filtered all the twits and had no messages left
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally found myself . . . now I don't know why!
I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
I finally got it all together but forgot where I put it.
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together, now I forgot where I put it!
I finally got it all together.  Now where did I put it?
I finally got my act together and now I forgot where I put it!
I finally got my act together, now where did I put it?
I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@!
I finally put one over on the Deveels! - Aahz
I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for! --Garibaldi.
I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find Bob's lack of faith... disturbing.
I find Mike's lack of faithdisturbing.
I find Orville's lack of faith... disturbing.
I find a corkscrew handier than a gun
I find his breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find his lack of faith... disturbing.
I find humans are quite clean pets - HAL
I find it amusing Lorena get off - obviously NOT with her husband!
I find it only fitting that MICROSOFT.COM is not a valid MS-DOS filename.
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought
I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations.
I find no absolution in my rational point of view.: Rush
I find push buttons very depressing
I find push buttons very depressing......
I find sane people very frightening.
I find tagline management has become an important part of my life.
I find this very credible and believable.
I find you guilty! said the judge with conviction.
I find you unavailable.-Picard
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive. - Janier
I find your faith in Reality amusing....
I find your faith in reality amusing.
I find your faith in reality rather amusing.
I find your lack of faith disturbing. -- Darth Vader
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
I find your lack of faithdisturbing.
I find your taglines to be unworthy of collection.
I fire a loaded mental cannon to the page. - Soundgarden
I fired four warning shots into his back.
I first had sex on a farm ; said Tom sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, *<<<ICEMAN>>>* said sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, J. said sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, Tom said sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
I fixed it! - Wakko
I fixed the toilet, announced Tom, flushed with success.
I flatly refuse to take on fake guilt under those terms.
I flew over the Pole; I'm not Polish, said Richard E. Byrd coldly.
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
I flunked this lousy exam, said Tom testily.
I fogot my pass*****.
I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant!
I follow the F-Plan diet. Wanna do lunch?
I follow thee and the waters of death fight strenuously against me.
I followed the Dog till my shovel broke.
I fooled em! They think I know something!  Ah hah hah hah!
I for one am glad you're back - Mike to Tom
I for one am very soft. -Margaret. Is that true, Frank? - Trapper
I forget
I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do.
I forget.  Is chocolate a fruit or a vegetable?
I forget...do you serve red or white wine with Orc?
I forgive you your blasphemy -- Q
I forgive your blasphemy! -- Q
I forgot about that period of his life.  It could explain a lot.
I forgot all about Tek Wars - TV's Frank
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
I forgot how to program the PFkeys on my keyboard.
I forgot how to spll my psswrd.
I forgot how to stop! --Beavis.
I forgot my "*****".
I forgot my *****word.
I forgot my hat. --Q
I forgot my homework. Can I fax it to you when I get home?
I forgot my lips! - Crow
I forgot my password, and I can't call up...
I forgot my psswrd.
I forgot tampons. Probably ok for tonight - Crow as guy
I forgot the dream . . . but I'm missing my pajamas.
I forgot to pay my brain bill.
I forgot to polish the clocks.
I forgot to take my memory pills!
I forgot what the dream was about...but I'm missing my pajamas...
I forgot what to buy, Tom said listlessly.
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
I forgot, therefore I am not.
I forgot...what does ammnesia mean again?  ;*)
I forsee you needing some new bodyguards.  Now.
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.
I fought for the Southwe lost. <Jesse>
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the Borg, and the ... Borg won.
I fought the LOFT and the LOFT won - Tom on barn
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
I fought the lawn but the lawn won! - Bard
I fought the war for your sort.
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
I found Jesus. He's in my trunk.
I found Jesus...he was in the trunk of my car.
I found a Windows secret! Add BUGS=OFF in your WIN.INI
I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
I found a machine that would do half my work & bought two.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
I found a new friend underneath my pillow - TMBG
I found a piano stool.  I thought pianos were house-trained!
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guaranty!
I found god in myself...& I loved her fiercely : N Shange
I found it hard/it's hard to find/oh well whatever/Nevermind
I found my Tony the Tiger Breakfast Bowl in an antique shop!
I found my Trill On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill on Blue Berry Hill!
I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill...on Blueberry Hill.
I found my TrillOn Daxberry Hill..
I found my answers in The Book of Mormon!
I found my kitty face-down in club soda. now he's catatonic.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I found my wife's G-spot - my neighbor had it
I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words.
I found something that can do the work of 10 men...1 woman
I found that film rather disappointing - Crow
I found the "ANY" key! It's next to the "OTHER" key.
I found the Pentium problem...there's one too many Gates.
I found the answer . . . but forgot the question
I found the light at the end of the tunnel. It was on a train!
I found the source code for life!  But I can't read it :(
I found the tests quite elementary - Data
I found this scribbled on a condom machine... "This gum tastes funny!"
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
I frequently find myself thinking of Sneetches.
I frequently have my doubts.
I fully support Women's Lib, sweetmeat
I gamble on a third time, a fool'll tell you it's a charm.
I gather you drink. - Potter. Only to excess. - Hawkeye.
I gave a Boy Scout the 3-finger salute -- he rebooted!
I gave her Femme Iron if that's what you mean - Tom
I gave her a ring, and she gave me the finger.
I gave her a ring, she gave me the finger
I gave it up until Lent
I gave my computer the look & feel of a Mac. Then I shot it.
I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas...
I gave my electrician some shorts for his birthday.
I gave myself a migraine putting that damned thing together<G>
I gave myself a tattoo - Mike after hazing himself
I gave to Dr. Kavorkian's Free Clinic in Baghdad.
I gave up ASCII for Lent
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
I gave up chocolate  - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life!
I gave up on my wife, I married my computer.
I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
I gave up on total insanity, and settled for a mildly deranged..
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair gets stuck in the cord
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair kept getting caught in the cord.
I gave up sex and booze....  Worst 20 mins of my life
I gave up sex, beer, and smoking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up sex, smoking, and drinking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up wine, women and song...worst 10 minutes of my life.
I gave you AMPLE bracing time. --Rimmer.
I gave you a chance for greatness and you threw it all away - G'kar
I gave you my Purity, my Purity you stole - NIN
I gave you my purity and my purity you stole -- NIN
I gave you my purity and my purity you stole.
I geek, therefore, I am.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.  -- Mae West
I get E-Mail.  Therefore I am.
I get RAW on Monday nights!
I get RSI of the eyeballs reading this stuff.
I get a craving for chocolate chip ice cream that can't be controlled.
I get a discount cuz I blow up in bulk.
I get a headache when I try to see things your way!
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter - Tori Amos
I get a sense of merriment from this tagline.  --Troi
I get about as oiled as a diesel train.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get drunk, vomit, pass out & don't get hired - Crow
I get everything i want when i get part of you -- NIN
I get into enough trouble without a recipe!
I get into enough trouble without a tagline!
I get it! Sex metaphor! - Crow
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I get mail........ I exist.
I get much more entertainment value from my PC than the boob tube.
I get my castles the old fashioned way.  I conquer them.
I get my castles the old-fashioned way.  I conquer them.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
I get my exercise by running up bills.
I get my exercise by stretching the truth.
I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free.
I get on my knees and pray, we don't get fooled again..
I get rid of the garbage layer & then I can do the real work.<Allen>
I get shot at every day! - Crow sings
I get so shaky, and I feel so weak.
I get spaced out just thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia.
I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.-Zaphod
I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them!
I get that feeling with a pair of new pumps. - Klinger
I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled LOGO.
I get the news I need on the weather report.
I get the same old dreams, same time, every night.
I get this all the time. - Dot
I get this feeling I may know you, as a lover and a friend...Eagles
I get this from guys all the time. - Dot
I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!! - Dot
I get thru here about once every 50 yrs. Make me a reservation.<Jesse>
I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is.
I get vertigo just listening to tall stories.
I get warm all over when you get close to me.
I get weak in the knees, and I lose my breath.
I getz Buzy, I getz Buzy oh yeah...
I give 'em to the Kligons sir...Where they'll be no Tribble a'tall.
I give a lucky Morn two thumbs up.
I give advice worth the price....free!
I give away Truth, why buy a liberal Democratic lie?
I give away Truth, why buy liberal Democratic lies?
I give away truth, why buy a lie?
I give good message.
I give great fantasy.
I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...
I give my damn CAT more meat than this!
I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
I give up. Push me that hollow log and I'll climb in.
I give up... you've got more Taglines than me.
I give up... you've got more recipes than me.
I give you all you need to know - NIN
I give you an honest answer. I'd rather french kiss a skunk.
I give you everything, my sweet everything -- NIN
I give you everything, my sweet everything.
I give you the 15 <SMASH<. . . 10 Commandments
I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can keep it -BF
I glue all my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual.
I glue my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual.
I go Crazy, Crazy, Crazy for you baby....Aerosmith
I go first class.  I just can't stay as long.
I go fishing, I catch nothing. I go to orgies, I catch everything.
I go for younger women; lived with several for awhile!
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs
I go to pieces, and I wanna cry.
I go to the opera every season to see how the other half sleeps.
I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
I go to work to get away from my computer
I go up to the lich and pick his pocket.  (Famous Last Words)
I go up to the lich and snag his spellbook.
I go up to the lich and steal his spellbook.
I go where the wind go you can't tame a wild rose!
I golf, therefore I swear
I got 10 that they all die in the end - Crow
I got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough...
I got 356000 cps and my modem was sucked into the line.
I got 5 bucks on the lizard! - Tom as dino persues people
I got Blue Wave for my wife.  Pretty good trade, huh?
I got Coleman Francis on my mind - Mike sings
I got HOW many personal messages today?
I got WINDOWS to behave. Put it in a DESQview/X window!
I got a 100% on my ethics test!  I cheated, of course...
I got a 12MHz AT-286 for my girlfriend - GOOD SWAP!
I got a 14.4 modem and now my messages get lost even faster!
I got a 486DX2/66 for my girlfriend - What a deal!
I got a Braille Playboy and it sure felt good
I got a Braille Playboy, and it sure felt good!
I got a Harley for my wife.... it was a great trade!
I got a Harley-Davidson for my wife; GOOD TRADE!
I got a Motie in my eye.
I got a Tip......Don't Eat YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a baby to deliver - Mike as stork
I got a bit behind when I sat on the dog...
I got a bottle of Scotch for my husband.   Wow, great trade!
I got a bottle of Scotch for my wife.    What a great trade huh?
I got a brand new hangover for my birthday.
I got a bunch of candy asses on my team - Crow
I got a car for my girlfriend.  Great trade!
I got a car for my girlfriend. Great trade!
I got a cat for my wife.  I think it was a fair trade.
I got a cold... better switch your virus detector on!
I got a computer for my girlfriend - GOOD TRADE.
I got a feeling inside, it's a certain kind, I feel hot & cold.
I got a french modem! $%*()@!@#%$^$%#$*$ PAS DE CARRIER
I got a garage door opener.  It can't close.  Just open.
I got a garage opener. It can't close. Just open.
I got a gas cap for my Yugo ........a fair trade, eh?
I got a gun for my boyfriend. Pretty good trade, huh?
I got a gun for my wife.  Good trade, huh?!
I got a gun for my wife.  Pretty good trade huh?
I got a head boiling. I should be getting back - Tom
I got a human on my back - Tom as kid jumps on ape guard
I got a job on television.  I'm now the People's Court Jester.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a faster modem
I got a life once. Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life.....   now what do I do with it?
I got a little birth mark on my left butt cheek - Tom
I got a lotta past, Joe.  Things accumulate.- Andy Cord
I got a love like no other love.
I got a lump in my Poopy Suit! - Crow
I got a mind like a steel trap.  It's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a steel trap: things wander in and get mangled.
I got a mind like a steel trap: thoughts wander in and get mangled.
I got a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a......what's that thing called?.....
I got a monkey in my crotch - Tom as Pepe & ape struggle
I got a monkey on my back -Tom as Pepe jumps on ape guard
I got a new CD player for my siblings.... Great Trade!
I got a new Lexus for my spouse; Excellent trade!
I got a new OS called Windows, so I deleted DOS...
I got a new SoundBlaster for my siblings.... Excellent Trade!
I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!!
I got a new doberman for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new ferret for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new pentium for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new phone.  Plugged it in.  Pushed REDIAL.  It freaked out.
I got a palace full of fantasies...
I got a personal letter from Ann Landers, was Tom's epigraph.
I got a phone bill, now I need a better job.
I got a pinhead, so this fits me - Crow
I got a point!  Do I win?
I got a problem. What you did was SO wrong - Mike to Bots
I got a soul that can't sleep at night when something ain't right-RCHP
I got a spot that gets me hot...but you can't get to it.
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a sweater for X-mas-I wanted a moaner or a screamer.
I got a sweater for X-mas...I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a ticket for doing Warp 4 in the impulse lane
I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
I got an "F" once on a question that asked my opinion.
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
I got an eargasm from aural sex.
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
I got bruises on my memory.
I got bumped from the flight. Anyone got a parachute?!
I got caught littering on the Information SuperHighway.
I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it.
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
I got everything up to the part about `Now listen closely' --The Cat.
I got everything up to the part about `Now listen closely.'
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W's.
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W.
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, kept eating the W&W's.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I got food poisoning today, but I haven't used it yet.
I got food poisoning today.  I don't know when I'll use it.
I got food poisoning today.  I don't know when I'll use it.-s.w.
I got friends in low places.
I got grace in times of fiction, I got truth in times of fiction
I got gyped! There's none in here! - Wakko (about the vomit bag)
I got gypped! There's none in here! - Wakko, about the vomit bag
I got him! I got him!...Great kid, don't get cocky!...
I got it all together, then forgot where I put it.
I got it, but I don't understand it.
I got kicked out of L7 - Mike as plain looking girl
I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.
I got lost in a nursery once. - Richie Ryan
I got lost in thought once... it was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought, it almost took a search party to find me.
I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought.  I was in unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I got lots of free books. They say Public Library on the cover.
I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better...
I got mercury poisoning,its fatal& dont get better
I got mine from a BBS that is now down.
I got moderated once for *Lurking* in that conference!
I got morals, I just keep misplacing them...
I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL.
I got my act together and forgot where I put it!
I got my degree at Do Da Univ! Good ole Do Da U!
I got my finger caught in my ZIPper... AAAAARRRRRJJJJJ!
I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!.
I got my glass eyes in about an hour.
I got my lashings.  Ohh, and sorry Tom, for draging you into this.
I got my line noise cheaper through Optus!
I got my mother-in-law a cordless bungee jumping kit!!!
I got my own Ferguson just like you always knew I would.
I got myself caught in a double jock-lock! - Crow
I got news for ya! THIS AIN'T MAKEUP! - Krusty
I got no prob with "Bob"
I got no use for you!
I got out of bed for *THIS*!?
I got out of bed for *this*?
I got paranoid when I found out people were plotting against me!
I got people to do and things to see
I got real close to Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I got real close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke.
I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.
I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke...
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I got rid of my husband. The cats were allergic.
I got rid of my wife.  The cat was allergic.
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I got rid of the kids - the cat was allergic!
I got rid of the kids - the cats were allergic
I got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic!
I got six! That's all there is!
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
I got some more Thread and now my jacket is full of holes.
I got somebody who will rock me all night long.
I got something to say, you know, but nothing comes. - Tori Amos
I got the Antichrist in the kitchen yellin' at me again.
I got the Honky Tonk blues.
I got the Jeep and she got the palace.
I got the answers.  Who changed the questions?
I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen.
I got the clearance,Clarence. Roger,Roger. Vector,Victor?
I got the down to seeds and stems again blues.
I got the feeling my baby don't live here no more - Hendrix
I got the feeling my baby don't live here no more. --Hendrix.
I got the first three wrong, said Tom forthrightly.
I got the last word last night.. I apologized.
I got the stuff. You got the money?
I got the twelve o'clock news blues!
I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$  NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the SysOp(&@#(#$*$  NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the moderat !@#$*$  NO CARRIER
I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend, said Tom acerbically.
I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
I got this dog for my wife. What a great trade!
I got this dress here - Mike wearing a dress
I got this neat key oard in a yard sale, ugger's got no   key.
I got this tagline for my boyfriend - good trade!
I got this way from kissing girls.
I got to do a recital tomorrow - Crow
I got to give credit where credit is due...
I got to see Freddie Fender!
I got to the station quickly.  My boss was already there.
I got two 38's pointing at ya - Tom as busty girl
I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.
I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh! - McVicar
I got you something. Some nuts & hard boiled eggs - Frank
I got your "Politically Correct" right here, pal!
I gots one job but I does it well! - Mike as guard
I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class
I gotta bad feeling about this
I gotta bad feeling about this...
I gotta be nuts; there are shells all over the floor!
I gotta blow! - Crow as wind demon
I gotta change into my tap pants - Crow as weird guy
I gotta clean out his spit valve - Frank on Dr. F
I gotta edit the tagfile...
I gotta find Jimmy Hoffa. He has my car keys.
I gotta finish alphabetizing my CDs - Mike
I gotta finish my morning coffee before I start replying!
I gotta get a better stalking schedule - Mike
I gotta get a new hat!
I gotta get this right.
I gotta get to my depression class - Crow
I gotta give my lobes a rest. - Klinger
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute.
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute.  -SLR
I gotta go annoy my Sysop with dumb questions!
I gotta go drain the Super Dragon - Tom
I gotta go julliene something - Crow as Guiron
I gotta go julliene something-- Crow T. Robot
I gotta go spread the plague - Mike as squirrel
I gotta go to the little ninja's room - Joel
I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross.
I gotta headache THIS BIG and it has Bert I. Gordon written all over it!
I gotta know you a bit better to invite you into my closet.
I gotta lay off the 'shrooms - Joel on dream sequence
I gotta load up the Steely Dan - Tom on guy with gun
I gotta me a lobotomy.
I gotta practice my cymbals - Crow
I gotta take a big indestructible whizz - Tom
I gotta wash Eegah off! - Crow taking a shower
I gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue dragon?
I grade reality on a curve.
I graduated college with 103 degrees.   103 degrees?    I had a fever.
I graduated from the Peg Bundy School of Cooking.
I graduated with a 4.0                             [blood alcohol levle]
I graduwated from a publik skool!
I greet you in the name of He Who Is Not to be Named. <-TLP
I greet you in the name of It that Is Not to be Named.
I grew up in the seventies, that's when drugs were drugs ...
I grew up on the boulevard of broken dreams.
I grow old ever learning many things -- Solon (630-555 BC)
I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled
I grow weary. - King We grow azaleas! - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
I guarantee it. Would I lie? - Helmut as King Roland
I guess I have disposable income. I sure dispose of it fast.
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock 'n' roll. -Buffet
I guess I should have stolen a taglne to place here..
I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong.
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
I guess I'll see you dancing in the ruins tonight
I guess I'm a child progeny. -Calvin
I guess a cynic smells different.
I guess everyone needs something of which to be proud
I guess he had to wear his Limbaugh watch on his right hand.
I guess i'm going to convert to the way you do it,
I guess i'm not the only boy for you -- NIN
I guess i'm not the only boy for you.
I guess if I didn't write 'em I can use 'em...
I guess it IS pinking shears - Mike
I guess it looses something without the costumes.
I guess it takes more than birthdays to get maturity!
I guess it what happens when you have multiple moderators.
I guess it's a girl thing...
I guess it's better to be lucky than good -- Riker
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
I guess my ears ARE big - Mike as weasely bad guy
I guess so...it's been a LONG time since I read that book.
I guess that got pretty pathetic. - Calvin
I guess that means Marxism - Groucho type is also dead.
I guess that means no Animaniacs, Freakazoid, and Pinky and the Brain?
I guess that one got by us -- Sisko
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
I guess that would have been the thing I missed.. :)
I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp -Crow on frozen monkeys
I guess that's a subconscious thing...:) - TEC
I guess that's what legends are supposed to be. - Joe Dawson
I guess the worst part was -- NO TAGLINE  ;^)
I guess their parachutes didn't open. --Mulder.
I guess this means Mutie really IS unique. ;) - Dire Wolf
I guess this means we can't get 30 minute pizza delivery -Tom Paris
I guess this was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
I guess we DON'T have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore
I guess we DON'T have Nixon to kick around anymore!
I guess we all can't be imaginative.
I guess will just have to disagree to agree.
I guess you CAN'T judge a cover by its book!..
I guess you always remember your first love.
I guess you could call it  mortal terror! - Barclay.
I guess you could say that we're cut from a different cloth.
I guess you didn't leave me anything to read? - Duncan MacLeod
I guess you don't have access to your bbs's net_mail or you would have
I guess you wonder where you are.
I guess you'll have to fire me, sir."  "You're fired."
I guess you're off to have your fun.
I hAVe aN IMPortant rOlE aS a BAd ExaMplE!!
I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS... iT gIvEs Me A HeAdAcHe!!!
I hacked it, but I didn't get root - Bill Clinton
I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!
I had 2 stop driving4a while,the tires were dizzy --s.w.
I had 42 Megs of taglines. Now I have 9 and climbing. -- Jack Butler
I had Barney's liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti.
I had Jello today! - Frank
I had Malantesla one time. Made me itch like crazy - Tom
I had a GREAT time in Nam!
I had a House..but a Big Blue Wave came and washed it away!!!!
I had a Kahuna once. I had it removed - Crow
I had a Tribble once, Tasted like chicken.
I had a Tribble once...kinda tasted like chicken
I had a Tribble onceit tasted like chicken.
I had a Tribble oncekinda tasted like chicken
I had a Trill once... tasted just like chicken
I had a ball Friday, Saturday, and Sunday...
I had a brush with Death, and later I curled with Delirium.
I had a brush with Death; later I curled with Delirium.
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
I had a cat once, but it turned into a dog, so now I have a dog.
I had a cat once.  Tasted like chicken.
I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken.
I had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.
I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
I had a chicken once.  Tasted a lot like cat.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like Tribble.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like cat.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like chicken.
I had a dislocated funny bone <OUCH> but it's better now.
I had a dislocated funny bone <OUCH< but it's better now.
I had a dislocated funny bone,  but it's better now
I had a dislocated funny bone, <*OUCH*> but it's better now.
I had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH> but it's better\SLM
I had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH< but it's better now
I had a dog Tagline, but my cat ate it.
I had a dog once... Tasted like chicken.
I had a dream once, there was a war inside my head. - Fishbone
I had a dream when I was young/A dream of sweet illusion.--Queen
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Democrats
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Republicans
I had a dream: DIR C: 98888728385729103805 KBytes free
I had a duel with a bottle of California Brandy. The bottle won.
I had a firm grasp on Reality.  Then I caught the Bluewave!
I had a good rock garden once....3 of them died.
I had a good rock garden.........but three died.
I had a grand time.- Me valde oblectavi.
I had a great Tagline... but it got stolen.
I had a great tagline here, but @F deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Dave Harper stole it..
I had a great tagline here, but Dexter deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Gary Caplan stole it..
I had a great tagline here, but Keith Scudder stole it..
I had a great tagline here, but Orville deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Zackary Tippett stole it..
I had a hamburger last night that whinnied. - Col. Potter
I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
I had a handle on life then it fell off!
I had a handle on life, but it broke.
I had a headache once, then I got divorced.
I had a king dressed in drip-dry and paisley
I had a life once, but now I have a kid.
I had a life once.  I traded it in for a faster modem.
I had a life once.  Now I have a modem.
I had a life once... Now I have a computer.
I had a life once... but now I have a modem.
I had a life once... then I discovered modeming! =)
I had a life once.....      Now, I have a computer and a modem.
I had a life once....but now I have a modem..
I had a life, then I joined Fidonet.
I had a monumental idea last night, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a normal childhood, but I overcame it.
I had a psychic boyfriend who dumped me before we met.
I had a psychic girl friend who dumped me before we met.
I had a rock garden oncethree of them died. --Mark Drake.
I had a shockproof, waterproof, dustproof, heatproof watch...I lost it!
I had a social life once, now I have a computer.
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
I had a tagline when I came in here
I had a thought but it died of loneliness.
I had a thought once, but it died of loneliness.
I had a thought once, but it died of lonliness.
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
I had a thought, but it died of loneliness.
I had a tribble once...it tasted like chicken.
I had a troubled childhood - I was breastfed from falsies.
I had a vasectomy,so you'll still be a virgin, no worries
I had a void in the shape of you! - Frank sings
I had a wreck in my car, 6 months later, I married him.
I had amnesia once or twice.
I had an Aunt Em myself once..
I had an affair but I didn't enjoy it and I didn't climax.
I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
I had come to the place where the ghosts play at being ghosts.
I had dreams of her dancing around me all night long...
I had forgotten his name after the lobotomy - Joel
I had fun once, but it wasn't at all like this
I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herman
I had it to do over again, I'd let someone else do it.
I had low blood pressure.  My doctor sent me a bill.  I'm fine now.
I had my baby picture turned into a rookie card in case I get famous....
I had my brain digitized.  The digit was 0.
I had my car's alignment checked -- It's Chaotic Evil!
I had my car's alignment checked, it came back Malevolent Evil..
I had my car's alignment checked.  It's Chaotic Evil!
I had my car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had my computer's alignment checked.  It's Chaotic Evil.
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I had my head x-rayed today.  Nothing there..
I had no idea Canada was this much fun! - Crow as bimbo
I had no idea Canada was this much fun! -- Crow T. Robot
I had no idea it was such a ritual - Riker
I had no idea porn could be so stressful - Mike
I had no idea you were on the station. - Winn
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.  ... Q to Picard
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. -- Q
I had no idea. NO idea at all! Sheridan Yes. --Kosh.
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet.
I had nothing against women till I married one, now I have nothing!
I had one just like it - only different!
I had one just like it ... only different.
I had only 2 nerves left when I woke up AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING ON 'EM!
I had proof of the existence of God, but my cat ate it.
I had rather be OVER the hill than UNDER it.
I had right of way but the other guy had a Mack!
I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber.
I had some help in taking advantage of the virgin, said Sam, oily
I had some hockey taglines, but don't know where the puck I put them.
I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
I had some words with my wife, I didn't get to use mine.
I had such a bitch of a day! - Mike as priest
I had supernatural powers, I tried Windows... Now I'm 1st level again.
I had the car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had the car's alignment checked. It was chaotic evil!
I had this terrible dream that Axl Rose was singing We Will Rock You..
I had three kids once. I was hungry that night.
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader...
I had to add this stupid tagline or OLMS would choose a random one!
I had to admit I am the greatest. I was under oath.
I had to buy an extra cabinet for your file. - Freedman to Klinger
I had to come over *here* to be a star! - Klinger
I had to delete Windows,my cat ate the mouse.
I had to eat a lizard & drink my own urine - Crow T. Robot
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, said Tom excruciatingly.
I had to give up being a vegetarian because of the side effects.
I had to go potty - Mike as pilot lands
I had to hit him ... he was starting to make sense!
I had to hoped to meet you in battle! - Kor to Kirk
I had to quit nursing school; my nipples got too sore!
I had to risk more in life before I could risk more in poetry.<Kaufman>
I had to shoot him, officer!  He was about to hurt himself!!
I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy. - s.w.
I had to stop driving my car for a while...  The tires got dizzy.
I had to throw out the chowder.  There was a dead clam in it.
I had too much to dream last night.
I had too much to dream last night...
I had trouble in school. I was using a BLACK highlighter.
I hadn't seen anything like that since I left Pennsylvania.
I hadn't... at least until you posted this.
I hang around where the grass is greener...
I happen to be propelling the ball w/my hoverskirt! - Tom
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
I hardley recognised you with your clothes on!
I hardly feel those injuries I sustained - Crow
I hardly recognized you w/your clothes on  -Joel
I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.
I hardly said anything, apart from "geronimo". -- Rimmer
I hate 4 letter words - you know..like work, iron, cook, wash..
I hate 4 letter words like cook, dust, diet, iron, scrub
I hate 4 letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate 4-letter words! cook, wash, dust- Maggie
I hate 4-letter words!...cook...wash...dust...iron...
I hate 4-letter words: cook, dust, wash, iron, work...
I hate 4-letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate Barbie...that bitch has everything !
I hate Bloody taglines
I hate Microsoft.  Bill Gates is the Great Satan.  IMHO.
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.  IMHO.
I hate Saturdays
I hate Shadows, they hate me, I'm a Vorlon family!
I hate Shadows, they hate me, we're a Vorlon family...
I hate Socks the cat as much as some folks hate Barney.
I hate Taglines!
I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate Vulcans. I hate their logic. -- Sela
I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
I hate all that silence - Calvin
I hate bathing my cat, I can't stand their hair in my mouth
I hate bathing my cat.  I can't stand her hair in my mouth.
I hate being in brain fog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate birthdays. They remind you your days are numbered.  Garfield
I hate broccoli. Yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli! -The Tick
I hate cats, unless stir-fried & tossed in dumpster
I hate climbing this winding staircase, said Tom coyly.
I hate disintegration, watching us wither - Tori Amos
I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you!
I hate emergency vehicles.  All the names are backwards.
I hate emergency vehicles.  All the names are on backwards..
I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate...
I hate flying. - Nick Knight
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
I hate four letter words!..cook..wash..dust..iron..
I hate four letter words--like cook, iron, wash, diet...
I hate four letter words: cook, dust, iron, wash, diet.
I hate four letter wordslike cook, iron, wash, diet...
I hate four-letter words:  Wash, Cook, Dust, Iron...
I hate gold.  Fake gold?  Even more.
I hate hexa taglines!
I hate him! I wish my mother was here -- Alexander
I hate him, Odo. -- Kira
I hate hookers that backwash.
I hate humans!They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either.
I hate it when Humans think they have rights. - Any Computer
I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!
I hate it when I leave my lunch in the ready room..
I hate it when I miss the really simple answers.......
I hate it when I'm right! - Yakko
I hate it when his face lights up - Mike
I hate it when my Neutrinos drift on me
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
I hate it when my plane is pms'ng.
I hate it when my screen gets all GUI!
I hate it when people ask stupid quesions.
I hate it when the government tells me what I need.
I hate it when the tagline is just one charachter too lon
I hate it when weird guys have Mary Kaye parties - Crow
I hate it when you move and everything gets misplaced.
I hate it! It is revolting! Another? Please.
I hate it! Its famous. Its a meteor. Thank you - Crow
I hate knowing where food comes from. All the magic is gone.
I hate laundry month.
I hate line noise when I'm trying to-- NO CARRIER
I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here! - Hawkeye
I hate metal on my teeth, Tom said abrasively.
I hate milking cows, Tom uttered.
I hate misspelled graffiti and no good grammar.
I hate mornings. They start too early in the day.  Garfield
I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.
I hate my modem
I hate my tagline!
I hate myself during Self-Esteem Improvement Month.
I hate paranoid people, they're everywhere!
I hate people who say "I know it's off-topic.. but..."
I hate personal violence, especially when I'm the person.
I hate pies with crumb bases, said Tom crustily.
I hate pineapples, said Tom dolefully.
I hate playing craps, Tom said dicily.
I hate questionaires -Worf
I hate questionarres -Worf
I hate questionnaires -- Worf
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what YOU know. - Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what YOU know. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate safe sex... the door keeps closing and locking me inside.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one...
I hate sex on TV.  I keep falling off.
I hate sheep! ------ A True Kiwi!
I hate shellfish, said Tom crabbedly.
I hate silly tag lines!
I hate sloppy release code.  Probably why I don't go near Windows.
I hate sweet potatoes, Tom yammered.
I hate sysops that think they know it all.
I hate taglines Bah! :-(
I hate taglines, now.
I hate taglines.
I hate the British. They're so f*cking pompous. -- Death
I hate the way he says "Interesting Problem."
I hate these `[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING`[0m taglines!!
I hate these `[0;1;5;34;44mBLINKING`[0m taglines!!
I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week! - Wakko
I hate these things.
I hate this eternal revenue tax!  uh... that's INTERNAL revenue tax...
I hate this job - Principle Spittle
I hate this movie already! - Crow
I hate this new uniform!  Bring back the GREEN!
I hate this tagline.  I really do.  LOATHE!
I hate to be cured and run. - Dr. Freedman
I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'
I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
I hate to type.....
I hate to wait on the money men.
I hate wearing that uniform! -- Nana Visitor
I hate what I say,but I'll fight 2 your death 2 defend it
I hate what you say, but I'll defend to my death your right to say it.
I hate what you say, but I'll defend to your death your right to say it.
I hate when he says "Interesting problem you have here".
I hate when my shwartz gets twisted!
I hate whiners & crybabies.
I hate worms, 'specially the ones I just stepped on...
I hate you forever! Boohoo! -Crow before Joel spanks him
I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family.  -Barney the Hun
I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family. - Barney of Borg
I hate you, You hate me.  Let's hang barney from a tree....
I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree!
I hate you, you hate me, let's throw Barney in the sea.
I hate you, you hate me, lets toss Barney in the sea.
I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family...
I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family...
I hate you, you hate me.  Let's all go and kill Barney!
I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney!
I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
I hate you. You hate me. Let's go out and kill Barney.
I hated PKZIP 2.04c before you did.
I hated Rush Lamebo -- until I got my lobotomy.  (Limbaugh)
I hated Rush Limbaugh -- until I got my lobotomy.
I hated it when my mom dressed up like that - Mike
I hates that crazy varmint!!! Y. Sam
I have *got* to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have 100 GB of software, All on 360K floppies!
I have 1st amendment righ@#$%     NO CARRIER
I have 240 air conditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
I have 3 networked Pentiums - heats my house all winter!
I have 6,993 taglines. How many do you have?
I have CRAFT: Can't Remember a Flamin' Thing!
I have CRS...Can't remember...do do.
I have Canary fever..but it's tweetable.
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN... any questions?
I have Geco's brain, in a thimble on my desk.
I have MOUNTING Questions...are you a Sex Therapist?
I have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware.
I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere...
I have NOT lost my mind,it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Dos and Windows.
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Micro$loth Dos and Windows.
I have P-M-S, E-S-P and a G-U-N - don't even THINK about it!
I have PLACES to see, PEOPLE to do!
I have PMS *and* a gun.  Any questions?
I have PMS and ESP. I'm a bitch that knows everything.
I have PMS and ESP...now I'm a bitch who knows everything!
I have PMS and I have a handgun..... Any Questions?
I have PMS and a .44 Magnum. Was there something you wanted to say?
I have PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic.  Any questions?
I have PMS and a Handgun.  Any Questions?
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey.  Any questions??
I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS and a hangover...any questions NOW?
I have PMS and a loaded gun, now, what did you say????
I have PMS, ESP and a G-U-N!  Any comments or questions?
I have PMS, ESP, and a G-U-N! Got a PROBLEM with that??
I have PMS, and I have a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS. What's your excuse?
I have PROOF aliens are among us - LOOK AT THE MACINTOSH!
I have REALLY gotta stop replyin' to tag-lines...
I have THREE computers.  Can I breed them?
I have Van Gogh's ear for music.
I have WIN 3.1, WFWG, NT, WIN95 & OS/2 for true DOS compatibility.
I have a <*SNORT*> high tolerance level. - Brian Cullen
I have a *wife*?      Good heavens, why wasn't I informed?  -jms
I have a 1.5Mb tagline file, and I need a sorter!!!
I have a 14,400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers.
I have a 14,400 bps modem, but only 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 14.4 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 14400 bps modem and 1.8 bps fingers.
I have a 33600bps modem and 2400bps phone lines...
I have a 5.5 Meg recipe file, and I need a good sorter!
I have a 9600 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a B.A. in social work, said Tom with a degree of concern.
I have a Betazoid modem -- it senses what boards I want to call.
I have a Betazoid modem -it dls what it senses i want.
I have a Betazoid modem ... it downloads the files it senses I want.
I have a Black Belt in Bourbon!
I have a CHOColate chip in MY computer!!!
I have a Mercede's buried in my yard.  My dog is an over-achiever.
I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!
I have a bad feeling about this....
I have a barbecue deficiency. - Hawkeye
I have a bigger piano than this, Orville exclaimed grandly.
I have a black belt in haiku.
I have a black belt in origami--stop or I'll fold you!
I have a blender and a cat. Soups On!
I have a brand new hard drive and a corrupted backup!
I have a cheap sysop, no taglines:-(
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have a clean mind-I don't let it get cluttered with a lot of facts.
I have a collect call from Mars. Do you accept?
I have a collect call from Reality.  Will you accept...  <CLICK>
I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the - <click>
I have a condom, can I get a third degree?
I have a crank to start my car.  She drives me to work,too.
I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
I have a crush on you....!!!
I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it.
I have a defective buttit has a crack in it.
I have a dirty mind because I ran out of soap!
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a dream .. C:> 937498127857679023 bytes free
I have a dream .. DIR C: .. 999,937,498,127 bytes free
I have a dream ... DIR C: ... 937,498,127,857 bytes free!
I have a dream too; Radio for the people, by the people!
I have a dream"Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream. DIR C:.. "937498127857 bytes free"
I have a dream...  <DIR C:>....   "99934843928281 Bytes Free"
I have a dream... "Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream... DIR C: 1,987,999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream... DIR C: 999,937,498,127 Giga-bytes free.
I have a dream...DIR C: 999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream:  DIR C: 93285298429872582 kbytes free...
I have a dream:  DIR C: 965,465,065,464,984,030,373,436 bytes free...
I have a dream: "Transfer completed, 1000000 CPS."
I have a dream: C: 93285298429872582 Mega bytes free.
I have a dream: DIR C: 93285298429872582 bytes free
I have a dream: DIR C: 93285298429872582 kbytes free
I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...
I have a dream: Sword, +100 Holy Avenger vs. Politicians!
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4...
I have a drinking problem:  Two hands and one mouth!
I have a fantastic memory.......but it's short.
I have a feeling that we are not compatible personalities.
I have a feeling that you'll NEED other contributors, Darren!
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have a female dog. I tried to mate her, she wants 50 biscuits.
I have a file! I HAVE A FILE!! - Homer
I have a filter for that!
I have a firm grip on reality - Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality - now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality. I just strangled it.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality; now I will strangle it.
I have a firm grip or reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7 or 8 inches.
I have a friend who is a B747 pilot. I said 'Hi Jack'. He shot me.
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
I have a full deck.  I'm just a slow shuffler...
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight.  Shakespeare
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight. - Shakespea
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare
I have a good memory, it's just short.
I have a good memory. It just doesn't last very long.
I have a great (desq)View from all of my Windows
I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
I have a great memoryit's just a little short.
I have a grip on reality - just not this particular one.
I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
I have a heart like the US Army - open for all men between 18-35.
I have a heart like the US Army - open for all women between 18-35.
I have a knife of DM slaying.
I have a life!  I watch Animaniacs after work, so THERE!
I have a life-sized map of the United States.
I have a life.  C:ANIMANIACS/CARTOON/FAKE/STUFF/LIFE.ANIM .....See?
I have a life.  C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See?
I have a life. C:\MYRA\LIFE.EXE - see?
I have a life. C:\VIRGINIA\LIFE.EXE.....See?
I have a list, they will never be missed ...
I have a love-snag relationship with recipes.
I have a love-snag relationship with that recipe.
I have a love-steal relationship with taglines.
I have a love-steal relationship with that Tagline.
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I have a map of the United States that's actual size.
I have a mind and the ability to reason; I don't need a bible.
I have a mind like a steel ... animal catcher thingie...
I have a mind like a steel ...uh...er...whatchamacallit!
I have a mind like a steel sieve
I have a mind like a steel trap, but it's a bit rusty..
I have a mind like a steel trap; what DOES it take to trap steel??
I have a mind like a steel... animal catcher thingie.
I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingamajig...
I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingy.
I have a mind like a steel.... um, thingy...
I have a mind like a steel...thing...you know...doohickey.
I have a mind like a steel...thing...you know...doohicky...
I have a mind like a steel...thing...yow... a
I have a mind like a steel...uh.....thingamajig!!
I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig...
I have a mind like a steel...um, what's it called?...you know...
I have a mind like a steel...you know...doohicky...
I have a mind like a steel..thing...you know...a doohickey...
I have a new law firm: Damne, Goode, and Reddy.
I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a pager that responds/vibrates/feeds back/resonates. So what?
I have a pass: C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE. It lets me do *things*.
I have a patent cure for 'the kissing disease', said Tom monotonically.
I have a pet jellyfish named K-Y.
I have a photogenic memory.
I have a photographic memory - but I'm OUT of film.
I have a photographic memory - but no film.
I have a photographic memory, but I've run out of film.
I have a photographic memory, too bad it was not developed
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
I have a photographic memory...but it's out of film.
I have a photographic memory; uh-oh, the lens cap is on!
I have a photographic mind...it never developed.
I have a picture of him doing it. - Dragonrider
I have a place in the universe, but I'm never in it.
I have a price on my head.  If I don't pay off Jabba, I'm a dead man.
I have a promise to keep. To slay the dragon? No, to heal it.
I have a question. You're gonna eat me aren't you? - Mike/#606
I have a rare photograph of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
I have a real bad feeling about this... - Han Solo
I have a real good memory, except it's short. Like my......
I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I have a really bad feeling about this...
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a really good memory....only it's short!
I have a really good memory...only it's very short.
I have a really, pretty bad headache - Mike
I have a reverse-silence problem at times.
I have a right to know if I'm right. - Frank Burns
I have a rock garden, but last week three of them died!
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.
I have a rock garden.  Last week, three of them died.
I have a rope and an ostrich feather, and I know how to use them.
I have a secret to tell from my electrical well...
I have a sense of humor, I'm talking to you, aren't I ?
I have a small piece of brain lodged in my head!
I have a special mind that thinks in the dark.
I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
I have a speech impediment... my foot.
I have a speech impediment.......my foot gets in the way.
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!! 08 Jan 96 ...
I have a speech of fire that fain would blaze but this folly douts it.
I have a stiffy. -Beavis
I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter!
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT? I love
I have a teflon brain - nothing sticks to it anymore
I have a terminal swap file.
I have a ticket to the Good Life, but couldn't find the entrance.
I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke
I have a very good memory - it is just short :-)
I have a very large dog and I need your help to walk it.
I have a very pessimistic view of life.   Woody Allen
I have a very pronounced feature: Babbling - Data
I have a vitally important role serving as a bad example.
I have a war wound. And IT doesn't...work - Mike
I have a watch cat!  Break in and she'll watch!
I have a watch cat!  Just break in and he'll watch.
I have a watch cat!  Just break in and she'll watch.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and he'll watch.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
I have a watch dog. Just break in and he'll watch.
I have added you to my computer data; assuring you immortality...
I have alcohol-ism not alcohol-wasm.
I have all the erasers to all the miniture golf pencils in the world.
I have all the money I'll ever need -- if I die by 3 o'clock!
I have all the specs and diagrams at home.. - Sergei Roschenko
I have all the time in the world... I'm dead!!!
I have already not made that point
I have always admired strong males -- Lwaxanna
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
I have always been diametrically opposed to opposition!OJW
I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library <JL Borges>
I have always thought life was a case of grow or die.
I have an ANSI.SYS, and an ANSI.BRO as well
I have an IQ of 6,000: The same IQ as 6,000 P.E. Teachers. --Holly.
I have an appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late - Soran
I have an appointment with eternity, and I don't want to be late.
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I have an examination tomorrow which I intend to pass. --Rimmer.
I have an excellent disguise. - Garibaldi
I have an exceptionally high Q.I.
I have an extended business trip, and NO laptop <sigh>
I have an extensive library. - Connor MacLeod
I have an eye for a rather nice veiw.
I have an important role as a bad example.
I have an inferiority complex, but not a very good one
I have an inferiority complex. I think everyone is inferior to me.
I have an interesting structuring of my words way.
I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!
I have as much in common with David Duke as Tupac Shakur.
I have bad ears. They hear everything @FN@ says.
I have bad eyes. They see everything that @FN@ writes.
I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.
I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb. - Pink Floyd
I have become comfortably numb...
I have been a stranger in a strange land. - Exodus 2:22
I have been accused of being human.  It's a lie.
I have been accused of being out of phase with reality myself!
I have been blessed to have lived in the time of Reagan and Limbaugh.
I have been designated the official "agitator" there by the moderator.
I have been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too!
I have been in your place before, Mr Garibaldi - Londo
I have been on fidonet for MANY years now, I have now
I have been poor and I have been rich.  Rich is better.
I have been poor and I have been rich.  Rich is better.
I have been searching for you hooman!
I have been...and always will be...your friend -- Spock
I have broken this man's index finger.  Who killed Edward Blake?
I have brought back something you have to try - Riker
I have bursts of being a lady,but it doesn't last long-Shelley Winters
I have bursts of being a lady; it doesn't last.
I have but one asterisk for my country.
I have but one claw, but beware! -- Batty
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
I have carried your soul. I can't fill your shoes -- McCoy
I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
I have come here to kick ascii.
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!
I have come to doubt all I once held as true.
I have crawled - down dead end streets - on my hands and knees.
I have da people - I have da plan - I have you sucked in!
I have decided that today is not a good day to die.
I have decided to allow you to do what I cannot prevent.
I have decided to devote my entire career to looking for a career.
I have decided to display my feminine self today. - Worf
I have developed "Power Word Nuke".  Send me all your gold.
I have dieted 103 years and it hasn't done me any good.
I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on. - Picard
I have dynamic memory, it needs constant refreshing...
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have dynamic memory--it needs refreshing often.
I have eight children, Tom apparently said.
I have engaged the enemy.  The wedding is this friday.
I have enough gaul to be divided in three parts!
I have enough guilt to start my own religion.
I have enough money for the rest of my life, if I only live 'til 4 pm.
I have enough people pissed at me already!!
I have enough trouble single-tasking!
I have erased the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I have everything and I WANT MORE!!!
I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't.
I have excorcised the demons - Ace Ventura
I have favours for sale...but the price is quite high. - Satan
I have finally given Gary a new tagline file!
I have fools on the left of me and feeders on the right - Londo
I have forgotten the German word for 'four' Tom said fearlessly.
I have fought my way to the castle beyond the Goblin City...
I have found God and He is shaped like a Big Mac!
I have found a clue! Now, where did I put it???
I have found insanity to be an aid in writing taglines.
I have found power in the mysteries of thought. Euripides
I have found you can find, happiness in slavery  - Trent Reznor (NIN)
I have full diplomatic access. --Garibaldi.
I have full diplomatic accesss.
I have full diplomatic accesss. - Garibaldi
I have given a name to my pain.  And it is Batman.
I have given my pain a name..!!
I have given my pain a name.Windows
I have got a disk ache !
I have got as much as I can from all of my known living relatives.
I have got to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have grown older, and you have grown colder- Pink Floyd
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.  -- Groucho Marx
I have had just about all I can take of myself. <S N Behrman>
I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
I have hard evidence of the efficacy of ginseng.
I have how many macros?!?
I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies.
I have invented the world I see.
I have it on good authority that I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I have know idea what I could be doing wrong...
I have learned silence from the talkative.
I have learned that it is useless to argue with you - Picard
I have learned tolerance from the intolerant, kindness from the unkind.
I have little bunnies painted on my knees - Crow
I have lived here before, the days of ice.  Hendrix
I have lived so many lives all in my head - NIN
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
I have lots of comic books! - TV's Frank
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I have made no undetected errors...
I have mastered the fine art of dementia!
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -- Eliot
I have melted the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have memory problems. Have I said that before ?
I have mixed feelings about ambivalence.
I have morals. I just keep misplacing them. -- Quark
I have more pipe dreams than an organist.
I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.
I have more than enough of almost everything.
I have more, if you're interested...
I have multiple personalities. No I don't! Yes I do!
I have my cat's permission to use my computer.
I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
I have my official sweet and innocent id card =) -Tristessa
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. - Piett
I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.  - Kurn
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. - K'ern
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. - Kurn
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. -- K'ern
I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
I have never met a Moderator QUITE like you.
I have never met a chocolate I did not like. - Deanna Troi
I have never met a nymphomaniac.. If I had, I wouldn't be here.
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes.
I have never seen this hat as long as my head has lived. - BJ
I have never verified any of the above allegations.
I have no beef with God.  It's His fan clubs I can't tolerate.
I have no delusions of ogre ancestry! -Dire Wolf
I have no drinking problem. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
I have no fear, for my teddy bear is near!
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.
I have no idea what it means, but I like it.
I have no idea what it means, but it sounds very impressive.
I have no idea what that meant.  - Dot
I have no idea what that meant. -- Dot Warner
I have no idea what that meant. Dot, Animaniacs
I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars! - Yakko
I have no idea, said Tom thoughtlessly.
I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer!
I have no intentions of being your token Maquis officer.
I have no mouth and I must scream. - Ellison
I have no mouth, and I must burp.
I have no problem with God, it's His Fan Clubs I question.
I have no problem with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no problem with God.. it's his pushy followers I can't stand!!
I have no problems with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight...
I have no rival, no man can be my equal...
I have no solution but I certainly do admire the problem..
I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.
I have no special love for the Minbari, or their poets". -G'Kar
I have no tanlines.  Wanna see?
I have no vices for you to exploit. -- Tosk A challenge -- Quark
I have not failed.  I've just found ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have not heard a single whimper of complaint.
I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I have not lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
I have not seen as far as others because giants were standing on my shoulders.
I have not yet begun to byte!
I have not yet begun to retreat.
I have nothing AGAINST cats. Wouldn't get that close to one.
I have nothing against Windows.  It's a great solitaire game.
I have nothing against cats.  I wouldn't let one get that close.
I have nothing against my cat....it already shredded my shirt.
I have nothing against windows. It is a great solitaire game.
I have nothing to do, and no time to do it. - Dire Wolf
I have nothing to say or feel about this situation - Mike
I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.<Syrus>
I have one hell of a headache. - Janeway
I have one nerve left and you're getting on it...
I have one request: may i never use my reason against truth.
I have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD.  Look into it.
I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q
I have only one burning desire. - Hendrix
I have only one burning desire. Let me stand next to your fire-Hendrix
I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I have only one life.  I will live it armed.
I have only to look at the Graveyard to see that, milady. -6thDr.
I have opinions of my own but I don't agree with them.
I have others, but this will be a good start.
I have pampered my child. I've given him my genes.
I have petrified dinasour droppings...painted like Easter eggs!!!!!
I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase. (1CO 3:6)
I have played the fool. - 1 Samuel 26:21
I have plenty of WILLpower; I need some WON'Tpower!
I have plenty of do's but no don'ts, Tom said dauntlessly.
I have prepared 2 meals for a tent full of simpletons!-Winchester
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I have read and understood the above.  X_______________
I have read and understood the above.  X________________
I have read and understood the above. X_________________
I have read your book and much like it.
I have resorted to turning messages into recipes.
I have resorted to turning messages into taglines.
I have sang cowboy, love, blues & lullaby songs, now life
I have see the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen much better examples of that.
I have seen selfishness before!
I have seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I have seen the darkened depths of Hell
I have seen the data. Now bring me some I can agree with!
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I have seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence <bg>.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.  -- Albran
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is DOOM ][.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is QUAKE!
I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is Frank.
I have seen the future! It's just like the present but longer!
I have seen the future, and it is now the past.
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I have seen the future. I'm not going.
I have seen the future....Please shoot me NOW!
I have seen the future....and it SUCKS!
I have seen the future: it doesn't work!
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth and it is a lie.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth... and it makes absolutely no sense.
I have seen your capslock key, and it's not pretty...
I have so many Screen Savers, I could make a full length motion picture.
I have so many aka's my Front Door said "enough!"
I have so much to do. I'm going to bed.
I have some interesting and original taglines.
I have some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
I have some questions about your anus - Crow to Tom
I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker to Troi
I have something BETTER than chocolate.  Riker
I have something better than chocolate. --Riker.
I have something money can NOT buy: POVERTY!
I have strange tastes Do you taste strange? {EG}
I have strange tastes....do you taste strange?
I have switched to metric, Tom expounded defeatedly.
I have taken it to heart.  Please hold my aorta.
I have that file, it's right he........
I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler!
I have the best Senator that money can buy.
I have the birth date of a 40 Year old.
I have the brain of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the curiosity of a 6 Year old.
I have the furniture disease -- my chest has fallen into my drawers!
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
I have the heart of a Conservative...  in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a conservative...in a small jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal ... in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal.  I keep it in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a liberal.  I keep it in a small jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a liberal...  in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a little boy--in a jar on my desk. <S.King>
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
I have the morals of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
I have the oldest typewriter in the world-it types in pencil.-s.w.
I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
I have the passion of a 20 Year old.
I have the patience of a 2 Year old.
I have the simplest of tastes.  The best is satisfactory.
I have the simplest tastes. The best is satisfactory.
I have the strength of an 18 Year old.
I have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others.
I have the values of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the wisdom of a 70 Year old.
I have this foreboding sense of evil... there's the postman...
I have this real moronic habit I have, called THINKING.
I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side.
I have this thing about lying.. - Dire Wolf
I have three megs:  Meg Ryan, Meg Keller, Meg Johnston...
I have to admit.. this is a great Tagline!
I have to admit.. this is a great tagline!
I have to admit... this is a great recipe!
I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I have to attend my PhD oral examination, said Tom defensively.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I have to bleach my hare.
I have to call 'em like I see 'em. - Richie Ryan
I have to do it before I have time for second thoughts.
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it alone.
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it.
I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features, Tom maintained.
I have to floss my cat.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
I have to go mow the laundry.
I have to go now.  They need Me (aliens you know)...
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I have to go to the Rat Boy audition - Mike as geeky guy
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I have to go, I promised @FN@ I'd let him buy me drinks tonight.
I have to go, I promised Bullitt, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I have to go, I promised Orville, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I have to hand hold an android - Picard
I have to insert this spatula in your mouth, said Tom depressingly.
I have to jog my memory.
I have to keep helping her get pink troll hair out of the zipper. --No
I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I have to let my dog out, she's getting too tight!
I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby - Tom
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to sing a run of eighth-notes, said Tom quaveringly.
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
I have to wear my sports leg to park in a handicapped spot.
I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, said Tom disjointedly.
I have tolerance for everyone... except Rush Limbaugh.
I have too many children, said Mary overbearingly.
I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all up-tight.
I have turned into a wishing well with legs. - Londo
I have two computers.  Can I breed them?
I have two orifices, but sometimes I work at home.
I have two pets:  A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
I have velcro on my butt!
I have waited many, many years. And now - it is time.. The traitor..
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
I have writer's block, said Tom contritely.
I have written permission to die in the attempt. - Col. Flagg
I have written you before but I think the net might have swallowed it.
I have you just where you want me. I think.
I have'nt lost my mind. Its backed up on tape somewhere.
I have'ta take a cold shower - Mike
I haven's lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't been wrong since 1968, when I thought I made a mistake.
I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake.
I haven't broken the rules in a long time, I guess I'm about due
I haven't broken the rules in a long time, I guess I'm about due.
I haven't decided yet. -Q to Picard
I haven't eaten a bloody thing all day. - Dracula
I haven't found a customer service # anywhere in the manual either
I haven't found my connections, but sure did find some friends ...
I haven't gone by the name #TN# since before you were born.
I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
I haven't gone by the name Orv since before you were born.
I haven't gone by the name Orville since before you were born.
I haven't got a single recipe with the word -------- in it.
I haven't got a single tagline with the word chile in it.
I haven't got a single tagline with the word chili in it.
I haven't got the kind of heart a lover can steal.
I haven't got time for this.
I haven't gotten a mailbag today so nothing new to report.
I haven't gotten into trouble yet -- Wesley
I haven't had sex in so long I forget *who* gets tied up.
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I haven't had sex in so long, I forgot who gets tied up!
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
I haven't had time for you in my life...That's A lie.
I haven't killed anyone in.. what time is it, anyway? -Janier
I haven't killed anyone in... what time is it, anyway?
I haven't killed anyone yet.  Help me keep it that way
I haven't lived four hundred years. - Richie Ryan
I haven't lost it! It's been temporally mislaid.
I haven't lost my Necronomicon Pocket Concordance?  You've got it?
I haven't lost my memory, I'm just panning for gold.
I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind! I've got a backup somewhere
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left i\S
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
I haven't lost my mind, Just my Hard Drive.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk!
I haven't lost my mind, it's in background in Windows.
I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar.
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on disk
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, someone misplaced it.
I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind.  It must be backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind.  It's just swapped to disk.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind..  It's backed up somewhere..
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewher\S
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind..It's backed-up somewhere
I haven't lost my mind: it must be backed-up *somewhere*!
I haven't lost my mind;  I'm sure it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind;  it's backed up on tape somewhere
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape and I can't scan yet!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind; the slave hid it!
I haven't lost my sanity.  I just chose to ignore it.
I haven't lost the weight, it's right here behind me.
I haven't moved for hours. Why? I'm a mirror stalker!
I haven't put air in my fifth tire, said Tom despairingly.
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, Tom said grimly. Grimm]
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, he said Grimmly.
I haven't seen many from the mask. I will have to look. But
I haven't seen such a hairy one of these in a long time. -Kemanorel
I haven't shot anything all day, Tom groused.
I haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to.
I haven't the slightest idea -- Dr. Crusher
I haven't the software to deal with this! - Kryten
I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape..
I havent lost my mind; its backed up on tape somewhere!
I havn't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape !.
I hear Demeter has gone a little mad. --Hades
I hear John Bobbit always leaves SMALL tips..
I hear John Bobbitt is just nuts about his new girlfriend.
I hear John Bobbitt is the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools
I hear John Bobbitt's the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools.
I hear Michael's new cod-piece song is all about you.
I hear Pooper's locked up tight - Tom
I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear a mundane begging to be taunted.
I hear a sound, humming just above the ground - Course of Empire
I hear my train a' coming -  Hendrix
I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years.
I hear radio waves in my head.
I hear rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear she gives really good ear - Quark to his brother
I hear that rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear the Schmaltz Police knocking on my door.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of Soul.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear the roar of a big machine, two worlds and in between.
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum -- Guinan
I hear they're coming out with a 12-step program for modeming addicts.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hear you loud and clear, but the picture is fuzzy.
I hear your feeling down.
I hear your lips moving, but I can't see what you're saying.
I heard 'em sing about it a million times.
I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately...
I heard Cinderella left home because of Salmonella's cooking!
I heard Clinton was going to Euro**&^%$*NO CARRIER
I heard Dale Shipp say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard George Hatchew say, "QWK isn't a pain since I wrote Blue Wave!
I heard Graham Newton say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story!
I heard Martin Pollard say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Stan Zaske say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Suzanne Traylor say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave 2
I heard Wayne Benner say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard angels sing, when I heard you whisper my name
I heard he died!  Er, washing his hair!
I heard it simulates another person...<g> - TEC
I heard it through the grapevine.
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
I heard that Pyle! You piece of filth - Crow to Mike
I heard that all the brides of Dracula were rednecks.
I heard that the Moderator was goi#$&!#$&!  NO CARRIER
I heard that they made Pee Wee Herman an honorary Kennedy.
I heard that they made Pee Wee an honorary Kennedy
I heard that you got grounded -- Guinan
I heard the Word--wonderful thing--a children's song.
I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death. - Delenn
I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm. BOTH of 'em
I heard tuna fish! - Crow as girl enters kitchen
I heard what you said...I just don't care!!!
I heard you had a thought once - but it died of loneliness.
I heard you said that I am crazy about you.
I heard you were at the dog show?  Who won SECOND prize?
I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a s
I heart my dog head.
I held on with one finger, so the other ten could rest.
I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - Garfield
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh by...
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh..hehehe, saw off his tweeter!
I hereby strip you of all of your Princess Points.
I hit Ctrl again and again, but I'm still not in control!
I hit my <CTRL> key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
I hit my CTRL key and I'm *still* outta control!
I hit my CTRL key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CTRL key, but I'm still not in control.
I hit the CRTL key but I'm still not in control!
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
I hit the CTRL switch, but this aircraft is still out of control!
I hit the dance floor every chance I get.
I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
I hit, I hit.  I kill it.  -- Diceless Role-playing.
I hits Krako, Krako hits Tepo, Tepo hits me.."  Bella Oxmyx
I hold a cup of wisdom, but there is nothing within.
I hold a very responsible position. When it goes wrong, I'm responsible.
I hold my breath for nought,except to squeeze the trigger
I hooked up my battery backwards, now my horn sucks.
I hope Cochran's reading this echo.  <grin>
I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten - Mike
I hope God has a sense of humor, but not a hell of one.
I hope God has a sense of humour, but not a hell of one.
I hope I can handle what I have to do.
I hope I can solve my internal conflicts w/o bloodshed.
I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
I hope I did this right!
I hope I did'nt bother you with a silly question.
I hope I didn't seem bitchy ... I can't afford it!
I hope I die before I get old ...
I hope I don't get run over again.
I hope I get what I want before I stop wanting it.
I hope I have made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.-F. Burns
I hope I know what I'm talking about
I hope I never grow up!
I hope I'm dead because my pants are full - Tom
I hope I'm getting royalties on these things :) - Jalapeno
I hope I'm never out when my ship comes in.
I hope I'm not in the bath when opportunity knocks!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old - Picard
I hope I've made myself clear....I'll be watching. ;-)
I hope Leopold doesn't find out about this - Crow
I hope O.J.'s next girlfriend is Lorena Bobbitt.
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!...
I hope Santa will bring me that mistletoe belt I want.
I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.
I hope flies don't go to heaven when they die. Too many of em.
I hope for your sake you are initiating a mating ritual.
I hope he gets stuck in his helmet! - Col. Potter
I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang! - Crow
I hope he puts in his 8 track of Aqua Lung - Mike
I hope he's here to brief us on the movie - Crow
I hope i won't be there in the end if you come around
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
I hope life isn't a big joke. Because if it is, I don't get it.
I hope matters are a little clearer now.
I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller, said Tom malevolently.
I hope she's not dressed in Saran Wrap again - Crow
I hope so!! This place is cleaner than CABLE TV!! :-)
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one...
I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty.
I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one - Luv, Hugh
I hope that "Kevorkians" that line of conversation!
I hope that Heaven has modems and BBSs...
I hope that I get old before I die.
I hope that Schrodinger guy put kitty litter in there...
I hope that everyone will take precautionary measures.
I hope that politically correct is *DEAD* before this decade's out!
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle...
I hope that the above helps you a tiny bit.
I hope that's a Jehovah's witness-Al
I hope that's enough! <g>  That's all!
I hope that's the scene police calling - Tom
I hope the Mars probe doesn't end up in Uranus!
I hope the day after I die is a nice day.
I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body  laughs you.
I hope the term "Politically Correct" dies before this decade does!
I hope there are a couple here that you can use.  I am looking for
I hope these are the right coordinates. --O'Brien.
I hope these are the type you are looking for, they were given to me
I hope these records are of interest to you.
I hope they blow up Blossum - Crow
I hope they didn't miss the film's climax - Crow
I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. * Riker
I hope they kill Mr. Kotter - Crow
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: like a DISEASE!
I hope this clears up some of the confusion.
I hope this information is helpful!
I hope this is 'aproximating English' close enough
I hope this little breach of security won't affect my Xmas bonus?
I hope this may help any others with similar problems...
I hope this tagline is worthy of stealing
I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at home!!
I hope to hear from all of you soon. Happy Hunting!!!!!
I hope wars getting smaller is a trend. - Col. Potter
I hope we didn't come at a bad time. - Ivanova
I hope we didn't come at a bad time. -Susan Ivanova
I hope we know what we're doing-- Riker
I hope we'll still be friends.
I hope with all my heart there will be painting in Heaven.
I hope you REALLY don't talk like that, you sound like a geek!
I hope you didn't jinx us.
I hope you don't find me as stupid as a photocopier.
I hope you enjoy your new Orgasm! - Dragonrider
I hope you find this message worthy of grokking.
I hope you get freezer burned - Dr. Forrester to Mike
I hope you have a kid just like yourself. --PBT
I hope you know a good dentist, Susie - Calvin
I hope you know these are billable hours - Dr. F as horse
I hope you weren't too hard on Frank - Mike to Dr. F
I hope you're Republican rich with a Democrat's sex life
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Orville. I know I am.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Orville. I know they are.
I hope you're all duly impressed. Thank you very much - Calvin
I hope you're not afraid of needles, Tom injected.
I hope you've heard of me... Mickey Mouse. You know, Mickey Mouse?
I hope your animal is treating you kindly.
I hope your physical assets exceed your cerebral connectivity.
I hope zoo keepers feed the bears!
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am about these things.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am!
I however refuse to mate for the enjoyment of others.
I hunt flies with a sledge hammer....and get em!!!!
I hunt with nuclear warheads, Ya kill AND cook with the SAME shot!!!
I hunt, they kill. There's a difference.- Kanis
I hurt people for a living.  Muhamed Ali.
I hurt therefore I am.
I idiot-proof my programs, & along comes a bigger idiot.
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a better idiot!
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot.
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
I idiot-proofed my programs, but along came a bigger idiot.
I imagine the things we do, I just want to be loved by you!
I impart this vessel unto the heavens! - Dr. Forrester
I improve on misquotation.
I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something...
I inherited a fortune, Tom bequeathed willfully.
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
I inherited my curiosity from my cat.  Why do you ask?
I installed Windows and my speed went out the door.
I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
I installed a sky-light.  Folks above me are mad.
I integrate as much as I want to -- Odo
I intend to live forever, or die trying!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.
I intend to. This is outrageous! - Quark.
I interfaced my cat and my radio.  I just got hiss.
I interfaced my cat and radio.  I just got hiss.
I interfaced my cat to my radio.  I just got hiss.
I invented a cordless extension cord.
I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add.
I invented the cordless extension cord. -S.W.
I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I invest in Negotiable Blondes.
I invested in a high-tech startup, Tom ventured.
I is a college graduate.
I is a college student.
I is for Imzadi, we're talking Riker and Troi
I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
I is knot dain bramaged!
I is knot dain bramaged!!!
I ja bi Tanju. Jovicic, Musulin, Jecmenicu, Roberts,...
I ja bih se ozenio, ali mi je tasta nerotkinja.
I ja kazem :)
I joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me 2-1 odds I don't make it.
I joined a bridge club.  My jump is scheduled for Monday.
I joined paranoids anonymous but they all hated me.
I joined the Lion's Club, said Tom pridefully.
I joined the Navy to see the world and all I saw was the sea.
I jumped in IBM at 3.3; Before that I was a Commodore weenie.
I just BBSed all night and boy is my baud tired.
I just COULDN'T resist!!!
I just LOVE quoting!
I just LOVE quoting!!!
I just LOVE to scan for lifeforms. Data
I just LOVE..Big Breasted Girls! And others too!
I just Love the smell of Florida Orange Peels burning in the morning!
I just _adore_ this !
I just _love_ it when you tease me like this!!
I just adore cats.  Dead ones.
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom barbarously, with bated breath.
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I just ate all this hay, said Tom, balefully.
I just ate all those beans, said Tom astutely.
I just ate my own vomit - Joel as astronaut
I just ate some sugar, Tom buzzed.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom huskily.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom in a husky voice
I just booted my computer... it went 20 yards!
I just booted my computer... it went 23 yards!!
I just bought a 1 gig hard drivefor my taglines!
I just bought a Cured Ham,  I wonder what it had ??
I just bought a G-String. IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!! :)
I just bought a Tow bar for airoplane.
I just bought a cured ham.  I wander what it had?
I just bought a cured ham.  I wonder what it had?
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had ...
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had?
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had?  Swine flu, of course!
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had???
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just bought a hard drivefor my taglines!  :)
I just bought a new Hard Drive for my Taglines!
I just bought a new Hard Drive for my recipes!
I just bought a new hard drive JUST for my taglines!
I just came in from Jupiter, Tom said jovially.
I just can't concentrate.
I just can't see  Cat assimilating *anyone*  <g>.
I just can't seem to get around to procrastinating.
I just can't seem to stop sending these messages. -- Jack Butler
I just can't understant why you even bother reading this line.
I just can't wait to be King! - Elvis age 10
I just can't wait to be king! - Simba
I just cleared my mind and can't do a thing with it
I just collect recipes, I don't analyze them!
I just collect taglines, I don't analyze them!
I just discovered my virtual reality is a rerun!
I just do it
I just do it.
I just don't GET them - Mike on Mads
I just don't have the heart, cuz I gave mine to you.
I just don't know which lie to believe. - Fox Mulder
I just don't know which lie to believe. --Mulder.
I just don't like to get pushed around. - Skeeve
I just don't see a down side to this situation - Tom
I just drank a cup of what?? - Socrates
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I just fade my voice out like this and cue...
I just fed the lion! said Tom, offhandedly.
I just fell 13 stories and it didn't hurt a bit. -Nick Knight
I just fell in live with my hand!
I just figured out typewriters and now you want me to use a computer?!
I just finished my first book; now I'm going to read another one!
I just finished my iron-ning - Crow on guy's weird accent
I just finished my thesis on plagiarism.
I just flew in from California - boy, are my arms sore!
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
I just forgot to increment the counter, Tom said nonplussed.
I just found happiness in the dictionary - it's under booze!
I just found out my cat's a fake. She came when I called.
I just found the last bug!
I just found the last bug.
I just found the last bug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.
I just got a cold shiver down my back. - Klinger
I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I just got a new Modem for my wife - What a Great Trade!
I just got a new car for my girlfriend . . . Great trade . . .
I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
I just got a new car for my wife. Great trade!!!!!
I just got a new car for my wife...........neat trade huh?
I just got a new car for my wife....Great trade!
I just got a sex change, said Tom, feeling rather disorganized.
I just got a ticket for arguing in a NO DEBATING zone.
I just got a waterbed and filled it with elmers glue.
I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of...
I just got arrested for resisting arrest!
I just got back from my Cheap Trick audition - Crow
I just got back from the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I just got back from the future and saw this tagline.
I just got done talking with you on the phone!
I just got kicked out of China! said Tom, rather disoriented.
I just got my AT&T bill.  Buy stock!
I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
I just got my phone bill.  Buy AT&T stock now!
I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
I just got stopped by LAPD and boy am I really beat.
I just got stopped by the L.A.P.D. and boy, am I beat!
I just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I just gotta know if the Twins lost again - Tom
I just gotta pee - Crow as dead guy's mom
I just gotta write some new recipes...
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just had a mental breakdown, Do you have jumper cables?
I just had a mental breakdown.  Got any jumper cables?
I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
I just had an urge to clean this lock - Mike
I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
I just had my car's alignment checked.  It came back "Chaotic Evil".
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
I just had one beer ocifer!  A pony keg.
I just had one beer ocifer! A pony keg.
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic - Tom on snake
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic. - Tom Servo
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just hate it when that happens...<much text bleeped>
I just have a bad feeling about this tour, you know? - Dodger
I just have a much different image of Canada - Tom
I just have a much different image of Canada.
I just have to sashay across the airport - Crow lisps
I just hope we all don't beam back _looking_ like Data.
I just hope we don't all beam back looking like Data! -- Riker.
I just http-ed in my pants.
I just hung my sheets on the clothesline, said Tom erringly.
I just ignore He's paranoid diatribe.
I just ignore Orville Bullitt's paranoid diatribe.
I just ignore Orville's paranoid diatribe.
I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid diatribe.
I just injured a groin muscle, and it wasn't mine! <evil laughter>
I just injured a groin muscle; & it wasn't mine!
I just installed airbags in my car.
I just invented garlic pizza
I just joined Date-by-mail.  How do I get the seeds out of the envelope?
I just joined a car pool.  That diving board is tricky!
I just keep my eyes closed and hope for the best
I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best
I just keep on shooting all the sacred cow I can eat. -Michael Franks
I just kidnapped @FN@! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me?
I just knew I'd find a use for this Tagline!
I just knew I'd find a use for this recipe!
I just know I read that somewhere....
I just know I was meant to be born rich
I just live here - Calvin's dad
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Picard
I just love Indian food.
I just love Oriental women: they're nicest people you can come across.
I just love a good .GIF!
I just love a woman in a gownless evening strap!
I just love birds. What beauty, there's one now <BANG BANG> got 'em!
I just love candy bars, Tom snickered.
I just love cheap romance horror thriller novels! - Dot
I just love having my taglines grabbed.  Hey, that tickles!!
I just love it when the Moderator's awake!
I just love nonverbal communication!
I just love praise <smile>
I just love readin' this stuff... it's hilarious! -Toontown Mailbox
I just love the smell of warm Red Dog in the morning!...
I just love these 'undocumented features!'
I just love to post off topic messages.
I just love your big brown eyes; Moo she replied.
I just made my pants dirtier. -Butthead in Washin' the Dog
I just married another pair of shoes.
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight sweaters.
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters
I just naturally respect women in tight fitting clothes.
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'til I need more.
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till I need more.
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
I just needed a 5-letter Yiddish word for bedbug. - Hawkeye
I just noticed that I am morbid and drunk and bitter.
I just paid my dues to the American Anarchist Society.
I just planted an Algebra tree.  It has square roots.
I just play here.
I just post 'em, I don't write 'em.
I just posted it, I don't think I can explain it.
I just purchased a new shovel today- Crow as Jack Palance
I just put my arm in pie - Tom
I just put on DOS/Windows 6.0 and my memory crashed the system.
I just read some light fiction: My income-tax return.
I just realized - I'll have to convert to floating point
I just rebooted my computer ... and broke my toe!
I just returned from Japan, Tom said disorientedly.
I just reversed the polarity flow.  <The Doctor>
I just reversed the polarity flow.  <The Doctor<
I just rolled 70,000 consecutive dice, what are the odds of that?
I just saw Elvis making crop circles...
I just saw Orville on the Love Boat.
I just saw Orville on the Promenade. Orville here? What's Orville?
I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN
I just see a different big picture. - Picard
I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?
I just shoplifted from a major department store, said Tom sincerely.
I just smite people from time to time :) -Serendipity
I just snag 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just snag them, I don't write them.
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just steal `em, I don't explain `em.
I just steal them, I don't write them.
I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
I just stood there grinning like an idiot. - Picard
I just swallowed a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I just tell people I work for a very large accounting firm <G>
I just tested out my new pit bull.  Ever heard a mime SCREAM?
I just tested out my pit bull.  Ever hear a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull.  Ever heard a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull.  He spit the lawyers arm out.
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a fundie scream?
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull...ever hear a mime scream?
I just tested out my pitbull. Ever heard a mime scream?
I just thought of something funny...yo'momma.
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
I just thought you might like to know.
I just thought you were Baphomet - Frank to Dr. F
I just took an IQ test.  The results were negative.
I just took an IQ test.  The results were negative.
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I just tried to steal my own tagline!
I just wanna go back one more time.
I just wanna hear a good beat...
I just wanna hear some "Hillbilly Rock" !!!
I just wanna say.......BOOGER!
I just wanna spread you on some toast -Tom as guy w/knife
I just want a little passion to hold me in the dark. - Tori Amos
I just want a virgin with nymphomaniacal aspirations....
I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities
I just want a working nose - Crow as bartender
I just want my hair back - Crow as lobotomy girl
I just want something I can never have - NIN
I just want something I can never have.
I just want to bang on this drum all day!
I just want to be a slut when I grow up.
I just want to be left alone.  Is that so wrooooong?
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
I just want to lobby for God. - Billy Graham
I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible. - Q
I just want to say you were right and I was wrong about the corps.
I just want to shoot it, yes I do!
I just want to wish you all the best. - Father Mulcahy
I just want you to know, I have the utmost respect for the law - Riker
I just want your body, baby... from dusk till dawn!
I just want your extra time, and your....KISS!
I just wanted to ask if you have any brass lawyers.
I just wanted to be sure you had this before I filed it away.
I just wanted to make it look like I was paying attention! - The Cat
I just wanted to play it safe:-) - Eddy Gosset
I just washed my brain and I can't do a thing with it.
I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
I just went below the poverty line!
I just won 1000 dollars, Tom said grandly.
I just work here.
I kad dodje dan, nas zadnji dan, kad prodje san, nas zadnji san
I keep Juan Valdez in business!
I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress - Crow
I keep dropping my quarters in the slot.
I keep forgetting that I have short term memory loss.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
I keep forgetting to carry money. - Picard
I keep forgetting which is AC and which is DC.....
I keep forgetting, your generation doesn't read.  Hannibal Lecter
I keep getting message "NO CARRIER" - what does this mean ?
I keep having to wonder why this is such a hard concept to grasp.
I keep missing #AF#... But with this new laser sight...
I keep missing Orville but with this laser sight....
I keep missing Rush Limbaugh.  But with this laser sight...
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I keep my .BAT files in D:\BELFRY
I keep my .BATs in C:\BELFRY
I keep my .BATs in D:\BELFRY
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency. -F.Leghorn
I keep my undies in the icebox.   Marilyn Monroe
I keep picking up radio signals from outer space, said Tom impulsively.
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
I keep sending messages to all, but all never answers.
I keep them in plastic bags - TV's Frank
I keep thinking, "Where's John Doe when we need Him?"
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
I kid you not.  This is really getting WEIRD!
I kill every third idiot, and the second one just left
I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
I killed a six pack just to watch it DIE!!
I killed all my cousins. Saved lots of money on birthdays
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid o
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
I killed and cremated the Greek piper god, said Tom with panache.
I killed my Evil Twin and ate him. With a good Liebfraumilch.
I killed that horse again - Mike
I killed the Greek piper god, Tom dead panned.
I killed the software bugs, but now I have tons of Florida bugs!
I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer - Calvin
I kinda like the feel of a couple extra feet in my bed.
I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman....<G>
I kink, therefore I am knot.
I kissed chicken lips! - Actress
I kissed him - Crow after kissing Servo
I knew Batman.  I worked with Batman.  John, you're no Batman.
I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin!
I knew I had some reason for not killing you Now what was it?
I knew I remembered you from somewhere. Congress right? You..<Punch>..
I knew I should have gone on that date. - Richie Ryan
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
I knew I was an unwanted baby.  One of my bath toys was a toaster.
I knew I was an unwanted baby.  One of my bath toys were a toaster.
I knew I was lying. - Kryten
I knew Pat Pending BEFORE he invented all that stuff
I knew a PIKE once; never did get his last name.
I knew a redhead once... see these scars?
I knew he was bluffing... -- Humperdink
I knew him, Horatio -a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
I knew him, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
I knew it all along, our love was true. - Krokus
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
I knew it was a bad disk crash when the FAA was called in....
I knew it!  I'm surrounded by Assholes!
I knew it, you've gone straight into smirk mode! - Kryten
I knew it. Today is Monday, cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
I knew it...I'm surrounded by as$holes... Keep firing as$holes!!
I knew peace until I found Thalia. <G>
I knew peace until I found Thalia. <G<
I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
I knew she was shareware the first time I laid eyes on her.
I knew someone here had an active imagination!
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me into trouble in Calc III...
I knew that. - Dr. Scrachansniff
I knew there was more to you than money! - Leia
I knew you in a past life!  You were a dipshit then too.
I know "Ren" means "Rename"...  But Stimpy?!?!?!
I know @N@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill
I know But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a seizure.
I know Christ is the answer, but what's the question????
I know God exists wholly because it is impossible.
I know I am not perfect - I am still here.
I know I can make it through whatever comes.
I know I got some magic buried deep in my heart - Tori Amos
I know I had a reason for not killing you.  What was it?
I know I had a reason for not killing you. Now, what was it?
I know I have a clean mind, I change it often enough..
I know I have a moist face - Mike as geeky guy
I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant.
I know I have faultsBeing wrong isn't one of them...
I know I left my TARDIS around here somewhere...
I know I left ny glasses somewhere.  "crunch"  never mind I found them
I know I need to learn patience:  Where can I take a crash course?
I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist...
I know I'm a BBS addict. I'm starting to sign my cheques, "Rasta"!
I know I'm disgusting drunk,but I'm paying for it - I can see 2 of you
I know I'm grasping at straws, but than one never knows.
I know I'm lost!  Just tell me where I was going.
I know I'm not Ms. Right, but would you settle for Ms Right Now?
I know I'm not crazy - the voices told me so!
I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!
I know I'm paranoid... but am I paranoid enough?
I know I'm smart... I set the clock on my VCR
I know Jack Shit.
I know John Lynch. Well, it's John_P. Lynch, the Sysop of Port EINSTEIN.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I know Orville has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know a bigamist who got that way using "New Math".
I know a cat named Easter.  He says `You'll never learn'.
I know a dead parrot when I see one...and I'm looking at one right now
I know a father of 10 that divorced his wife on grounds of overbearing!
I know a girl who gives BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning!
I know a girl who wants a whale - because they have 10ft tongues.
I know a good aircraft when I steal one!
I know a good ferret tagline when I steal one.
I know a good recipe when I snag it.
I know a good tag line when I steal one
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I *assimilate* one.
I know a good tagline when I steal it....
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I steal one; I just stole this one!
I know a great Chinese place down here - Mike on Tijuana
I know a guy who is so conceited, he thinks he's as good as I am.
I know a heartache when I see one.
I know a kid who thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in both hands.
I know a little 'bout Love, and baby, I can guess the rest. --Skynyrd.
I know a lovely way to say I love me - Mike as Paul Anka
I know a real good cat!(the 1 embedded in my tire tread!
I know a thing or two about a thing or two - Mike
I know about cow patties
I know about stressed. It's desserts spelled backwards.
I know absolutely nothing and thus constantly surprise myself.
I know all the wherefores, said Tom wisely.
I know and I know you know I know.
I know engineers. They love to change things. - McCoy
I know everthing, and what I don't, know I make up...
I know every bedpan by its first name. - Klinger
I know everything about everything, except that.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know everything.  It's just sometimes I'm wrong.
I know exactly what I'm doing - that's why it's taking so long.
I know exactly what a sextet is but I'd rather not say
I know his name. - The Kurgan
I know how fond of it you were. No, I didn't use it much anyway
I know how much you boys like clowns - Crow to Joel & Tom
I know how much you like snapping on the latex. - Mulder
I know how to do anything - I'm a Scouter.
I know how to talk to these Space Vixens.
I know how toast works! - Tom as naive teen
I know how toast works! -- Tom Servo
I know it ain't BlueWave, but who has to know.
I know it all! (I just can't remember much of it)
I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all, I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all, I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all.  I just can't remember it all.
I know it all.  I just can't remember much of it.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all. I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all... I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all; I just can't *remember* it all at once.
I know it all; I just can't *remember* it all.
I know it is difficult! - G'Kar
I know it may not be love but lust can make a relationship work.
I know it was destroyed, but it shouldn't have been.
I know it's not much...but, hey, I've got limited memory space!
I know it's not much...but, hey, I've got limited memory!
I know it's not the right thing and I know it's not the good thing.
I know it's old but: There will always be death and taxes.
I know it's whale poop! But why is it in MY yard?
I know just enough to be dangerous!
I know just enough to cause a problem if I say too much.
I know karate (and seven other Japanese words).
I know karate, kung-fu and 47 other dangerous words.
I know karate... and six other Chinese words.
I know karate...and seven other Chinese words.
I know karate...and seven other Japanese words.
I know kung fu, tae kwon do -- and a few more dangerous words!
I know life, the universe, and everything! Tom said fortuitously.
I know more than I can remember.
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.
I know my facts are right.  I heard it on NBC.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from Orville Bullitt.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from Orville.
I know my locker's around her somewhere - Crow as zombie
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
I know my own mind ... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own mind ... and it's around here somewhere!!!
I know my own mind, and it's around here someplace ...
I know my own mind... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own name. Yeah? Well, we'll see!
I know my wife had sex before we met, but she didn't enjoy it!
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know noooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know nothing about computers.....therefore I am........
I know nothing but the fact of my ignorance. -- Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. <Socrates>
I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet.
I know of one alien and in my opinion he is a damn good sysop!
I know on which side my bread is buttered.   John Heywood
I know one day we'll assimilate you, and the Borg will be as one.
I know people talk about me I hear it every day.
I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.: Rush
I know she's still warm, but get off of her Jim!
I know so little, but I know it fluently
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
I know someone so stupid, they can't walk while *I* chew gum!
I know someone with the exact same name!    Really?  Who?
I know someone with the exact same name!   Really? Who?
I know something Bo doesn't!
I know something about opening windows and doors.
I know sysops; they love to change things.
I know that I did not do it, and that is all that I know. <Gerard>
I know that my Redeemer lives. What comfort this sweet sentence gives!
I know that my goal is more than a thought. -Rush
I know that that doesn't matter,
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside.
I know that's not what you want to hear, but I'm just at a loss.
I know the Captain's orders - Engage. - Riker
I know the answer as long as you ask the right question.
I know the answer, I just don't know the question.
I know the answers...as long as you ask the right questions.
I know the combination to your locked baud rate ...
I know the combination to your locked baud rate..
I know the feeling well. Sort of like, erum, ...what???
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York
I know the psychological pattern & it plays hell with me drum skins.
I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel?
I know the secretWait! the door...click...bam bam....oooo...flop
I know the truth when I look into your eyes.
I know the words by heart
I know there are others, tell me about them and I'll add them.
I know there aren't any sneezes in the 24th century.
I know there is good in you
I know this is off-topic, but.
I know this is off-topic, but...
I know this is your line.
I know this one ALL too well!!
I know this ship like the back of my hand <BONK> - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand! - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand..  KLANG!! - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand.. - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand...(BONK!!) -- Scotty
I know this to be true because Garak told me so.
I know this violates the laws of physics, but ... I never studied law.
I know this weiner dude! He sells this weiner food! - Tom
I know this will get _some_one's_ attention. =]
I know this world needs help.
I know times are a changing for the worst, I wish they weren't.
I know very little, but I know it fluently.
I know what I am and what I have to do. - Annie Devlin
I know what I don't see, really shouldn't bother me.
I know what I know, if you know what I mean. ---Edie Brickell.
I know what I mean, The Question is, do you?
I know what I'm doing...
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.
I know what gold does to men's souls.  Walter Huston
I know what he's afraid of. --Mulder.
I know what it must be like to be Lee Majors - Crow
I know what love is, what's it to you.
I know what to do with stale cake, said Tom triflingly.
I know what you want, the magpies have come - Tori Amos
I know what you want, the magpies have come.
I know what you want. You want ectasy, Desire & Dreams. --JM
I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive - NIN
I know what's weighing on your mind.
I know what's what, and who's who, but have no idea why's why.
I know when I'm gonna die..my birth certificate has an expiration date
I know when I'm out of my league.  I just don't care.
I know when we should go home! Now is not one of those times! Yakko
I know where I am, it's everybody else who's lost.
I know where I am....IknowwhereIam  -- Batty
I know where I'm going, I just can't find it on the map today!!!!!!!
I know where I'm going, I just can't find it on the map!
I know where of I speak. - Lister
I know where the kitchen is, that's where the M&Ms are.
I know where there are real castles that float on cotton candy clouds!
I know which boyd gets the woym, said Tom in an oily voice.
I know which way the wind is blowing, but I have my own course to follow
I know who God is, but who's God Dammit?
I know who killed Hoffa!
I know who turned off the lights, Tom hinted darkly.
I know why God made babies cute...so we won't kill 'em. -Gallagher
I know why dogs lick their testicles. To loose the taste of dog food.
I know why so many squirrels live in my family tree.
I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows.
I know why they only get sex and you mean my thumbs.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you believe you understand what you think I said.
I know you can't talk to me - there's always that fear of rejection.
I know you know karate, but do you know MagLite?
I know you know that I know.
I know you know the answer, but do you know the question?
I know you think you understand what you thought I said.
I know you were trying to give me the best of your love...Eagles
I know you're dead Rimmer, don't whinge-on about it! - Lister
I know you're dead, but you're still a smeghead. - Lister
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks.
I know you're not as stoopid as you seem. No one could be!
I know you're not as stupid as you seem. No one could be!
I know you're omnipotent, but you're still a smeghead. --Lister to Q.
I know you're out there somewhere& somewhere you can hear my voice
I know you're sexually experienced .now try it *with* a partner !
I know! I know! 1976! What do I win? - Jalapeno
I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
I know, I do get things scrambled sometimes.
I know, I know, it's a Russian thing. --Ivanova.
I know, I know... I'm dreaming.
I know, everyone's in a hurry these days -- O'Brien
I know.  Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
I know. But what else could I do? - G'Kar
I know. Somehow...I've always known.
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I larnd it from th Main DOS Usr's Group
I last felt good at 9:30am about eight years ago.
I laugh at "paid programs"
I laugh in the face of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
I laughed for five straight minutes at this!
I laughed, I cried, I fell down,...
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
I laughed, I cried, it was a Mecca of emotion.
I lead a dog's life.  I'm not even allowed on the furniture!
I lead such a sheltered life....tax shelter, that is.
I leaft mi spelchekr in my outher paucket.
I learn by example, often from my dog.
I learn by mistakes.....I'm getting a SUPERIOR education.
I learn something new every day - and promptly forget it!
I learned English by reading taglines.
I learned from Star Trek:  If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty.
I learned more about sex from the library than from my mom
I learned that in bartending school. - The Continental.
I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1! --Rimmer. They're the same.
I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1! They're the same.
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning gas!
I leave the conspiracy theories to Oliver Stone - Crow
I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion.
I leek only for myself. My onions are my own.
I left Nam in '67..Somebody tell me, what's a hootch?
I left my Taglines on my 486.
I left my car unlocked and someone stole my Club.
I left my good Taglines in my 486.
I left my good recipes in my 486.
I left my good recipes on my 486.
I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
I left my heaaaaaaaad...in San Franciscooooo...
I left my heaaaaaaad...in San Franciscooooo...
I left my head in San Fransisco - Data
I left my head, in San Francisco! --Data.
I left my s on my 486.
I left my tag-line in my other pants.
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I left my wife for a 486DXL/128. I'm so happy now...
I let my mind go wandering in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander - It never came back!
I let my mind wander - it never came back!
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back!
I let my mind wander in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander once, it never came back.
I let my mind wander once... It never returned!
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!" * Calvin
I let my mind wander...and it didn't come back!
I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
I lied twice - Simulant I didn't think of that. - Lister
I lied twice --Stimulant. I didn't think of that. --Lister.
I lied twice. --Simulant. I didn't think of that. --Lister.
I lied!  I'll never be alright!
I lied. I was never a kid. - Trapper
I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens.
I lifted this from a message once....
I like 'em stacked.  Hard drives, women, and pancakes.
I like 'em sweet, with a heart of gold.
I like Animaniacs taglines the best.
I like Australian beer, said Tom, hopingly.
I like BOTH types of music:  Rock AND Roll!!!
I like Barney, stuffed and mounted on the wall in my den!
I like Barneystuffed and mounted on my wall.
I like Boolean logic. NOT!
I like Chinese detective movies, Tom chanted.
I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do.
I like Insane, Insane is FUN!
I like Kramer - Gypsy
I like New York in June... how about you?
I like Orville. He isn't as weird as the other two.
I like Submarines - long, hard, and filled with Sea Men!
I like Tribbles  defurred and deep-fried!
I like Triple  A  SEX, (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere!!!)
I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)
I like U. U like me. Barney's F*****g ugly!
I like Win95. I Like DOS 7. I dislike Win 3.1!
I like Windows, really!  But I like root canals, too!
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.
I like a good tail on a woman - Tom on blender's cord
I like a man who grins when he fights.
I like a man who grins when he fights. -- Churchill
I like a man who's crazy about me.
I like a man with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like a quiet life, sun, sea, sand, modem ......
I like a rose on a piano, but I LOVE tulips on an organ!
I like a woman with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like all kinds of spreads.  Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
I like ancestors - they never answer back or argue.
I like animals....I eat them and wear their skins !!!!
I like ants, in chocolate. Chrunch, hummmm.
I like ants, in chocolate. Crunch, hummmm.
I like aural sex 'cause I can hear you coming.
I like being a node. Told you I was crazy. (G)
I like bread.
I like candy canes, but I only like the white part.
I like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
I like cats, they make good violins.
I like catsdead ones! --Alf.
I like children {If they are properly cooked!}
I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like criticism, but it must be my way. - Twain
I like different ones for different reasons......
I like dolphins. If dolphins were human, I'd be a dolphin
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
I like family, - if they are gentle.
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
I like gentle fondling, caressing, massaging ....
I like having court outside - Tom as prince
I like having people disagree with me.  It proves I'm right.
I like him. Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal.--Brain
I like it RAW on Monday nights!!!
I like it already. Agreed. - Tomalak
I like it better in the dark.
I like it firm and fruity
I like it rough! - Crow
I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one!
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I like life in the fast lane, but I'm always in the pits!
I like long walks when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like loud unabandoned wild passionate sex!!
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification.
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification. - Calvin
I like measles! laughed Tom infectiously.
I like men like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like men with big, ummmm hearts...that's it, HEARTS!!!
I like men with big...HEARTS! Yeah! That's it!
I like men with some backbone :) -Serendipity
I like milk because it comes from cows.
I like mine under the covers.  I am a covert sexist.
I like mine with runny cheese! - Tom sings about waffles
I like modern painting, said Tom abstractly.
I like my _species_ the way it is! - Worf.
I like my alphabet soup in Wingding fonts.
I like my books thin and with lots of pictures
I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal! - Col. Potter
I like my coffee black  as a moonless night.
I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
I like my food to move! - Cat
I like my food to move! --The Cat.
I like my food to move! Cat.
I like my men to be...well...hockey players!
I like my spaghettie boiled!
I like my species the way it is. -- Worf to Locutus
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I like my steak so rare a good vet could save it.
I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I like my women the way I like my coffee--strong and flavorful!
I like my women to be... Well... WOMEN!
I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
I like my women to beWellWOMEN!
I like nursing my drinks. --Vir.
I like older woman..allright ! - Harry Kim
I like oral sex, it's the phone bills I hate.
I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate.
I like plain answers, Mr. Worf.  Give me a few. - Picard
I like quality, not quantity.
I like ragged margins, said Tom without justification.
I like random taglines the best.
I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
I like sex with blonds but my boyfriend hates it.
I like sex with my wife but my boyfriend hates it.
I like shafts
I like small, inflatable sheep. Yew? Naaah.
I like smokin' lighting, heavy metal thunder! - Steppenwolf
I like standards...there's so many to choose from.
I like stress, it makes me feel alive
I like taglines with musical notes, but I can't play them! -BB
I like tea! I don't like coffee! -- Sam Beckett
I like that old time Rock & Roll!
I like that set!
I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
I like the 486 tower.  Does it come in red?
I like the babe with the great haircut! - Crow
I like the complicated things in life ... women!
I like the different colours though.
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
I like the future, I'm in it.
I like the guy. --Garibaldi on Lennier.
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess? - Picard.
I like the knight life
I like the new chocolate goldfish.
I like the parts that are smooth, firm...
I like the ping sound - Crow as muscular guy
I like the simple things in life, Sex, Beer, Computers, Food and SEX!
I like the simple things in life, Sex, Rum, Computers, Food and SEX!
I like the simple things in life:  MEN!
I like the tower at night. With all those red blinking lights.
I like the way Clinton Thinks, Eat, Eat ,Eat.- Garfield
I like the way your eyes dance when you laugh.
I like the way your mind malfunctions..
I like the way your mind works.
I like the women's movement, especially from behind one.
I like the word `indolence.' It makes my laziness seem cl
I like the word `indolence.' It makes my laziness seem classy.
I like their bickering & remain hopeful that it will erode to a brawl!
I like this drill, said Tom as he carie'd out the dental work.
I like this new movie better! - Mike
I like this one cause it's whiter -Mike as girl with doll
I like this taglineI think I'll take it with me.
I like this, I think I will steal it..<SNIP>..thanks!
I like to be here when I can.
I like to be stoned - JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
I like to burn stuff. --Beavis.
I like to compare names, sometimes I recognize something! <G>
I like to consider myself one of the happy generations
I like to draw because it makes my mind flow.
I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed.
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I like to feel the response when I'm certain you know I am here...
I like to feel the suspense when I'm certain you know I am there.
I like to get ticketed at an airport.
I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women...
I like to keep my mind free - in case I need to use it.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep!
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
I like to leave my message  the beep!
I like to leave my message <before< the beep!
I like to make history.
I like to press wild flowers.
I like to procrastin*!@#$%^&* NO HURRIER
I like to read. It's a lot of fun when you know how!
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - S.W.
I like to say "* for windows" as "The * from hell!"
I like to see a lad who can take care of himself.  Bing Crosby
I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice. - S.W.
I like to sleep w/my head in a catchers mitt - Crow
I like to sleep when I go camping, said Tom intently.
I like to sneak in & lay on the table saw - Crow
I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best"
I like to study tourists in their natural habitat
I like to suspend disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I like to think I am a picker-uper of unconsidered trifles.
I like to think I am important.... to me anyway.... :-)
I like to think of an egg as a liquid chicken.
I like to think of myself as a divide overflow.
I like to think that there are always possibilities.
I like to think that you killed someone; it's the romantic in me.
I like to throw boomerangs to dogs.
I like to watch cars turn right as well as left.
I like traffic lights I like trafic lights..
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights
I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
I like vigorous shaking and/or slapping.
I like where legs go when they get together.
I like windows, really,  But I like root canal too.
I like women a little on the trashy side.
I like women as much as the next guy, said Tom bisexually.
I like women just like computer code : fast, tight & easy.
I like women like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like women what takes their time.
I like women with big... HEARTS!  YEAH! THAT's it!
I like womens like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like work.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work.  I can sit and watch it for hours!
I like work.  I can sit and watch it for hours.
I like work. I can sit and watch others do it for hours.
I like work; it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit & look at
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it f
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like writing artificially intelligent programs, Tom lisped.
I like you Bullitt. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
I like you better tied down.
I like you way too much to kill you
I like you, you like me. I will eat your family. Barney.
I like young girls, their stories are shorter.
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I like your baudy language
I like your game, but we have to change the rules.
I like your recipes better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your taglines better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your wife... and I've never met her!   :-)
I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere.
I liked Chest, though - Mike on heavy metal group
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
I liked Occam's razor so much, I bought the company.
I liked him [Spock] better before he was dead. -- McCoy
I liked him better before he was dead. --McCoy on Spock.
I liked that one
I lined up all my taglines and they circled the earth - 10 times!
I listen to Paul and Al in the morning....
I listen to by body. It's saying "Two twinkies and an RC Cola, Please"
I listen to by body. It's says Two twinkies and an RC Cola, Please
I listen to my body.  It says, "Cookies and chocolate milk, please".
I live at the end of a one way, dead end street.
I live by only 2 laws:  IDIC and Murphy.
I live by two laws IDIC and Murphy's  :)
I live forever, but I feel so dead inside. - Annie Devlin
I live in 566 of a six level apartment building.
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live in a predominantly mixed neighborhood. -Jay London
I live in a quiet neighborhood - I'm dead!
I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- I'm in a cemetary.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- The cat's have silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- Through traffic is a moving target.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We killed all the cats.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use war surplus land mines.
I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood- We use silencers.
I live in a world of my own, and visiting hours are over.
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in a world of my own. You're welcome to visit.
I live in an Alternative Universe,but I have a Summer home in Reality.
I live in another dimension, my summer home is in reality.
I live in my little world, where reality does not exist...
I live in my own little world, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in my own world ... Peaceful visitors welcome.
I live in my own world. Peaceful visitors welcome.
I live in my own world...  Peaceful visitors welcome...
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
I live in the past, the rent is cheaper.
I live like I type - Fast, and with a lot of mistakes.
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
I live on the edge.  I have lots of friends there.
I live one day at a time, but I'm one day behind.
I live one day at a time, but I'm three weeks behind.
I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO!
I live so far in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the boonies, my zip code is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live the greatest adventure of all -- Tosk
I live the greatest adventure one could ever desire.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I live to bust your chops, my friend. - Maria Vitale 04-94
I live to chop chicken.  - Titanium Elf
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
I locked my coat hanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key.
I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key.
I locked my coathanger in the car. Good thing I had a key.
I log on... Therefore I am!
I logon, therefore I am.
I loike traffic lights- Monty Python
I long for the simplier days of Pong and Pacman.
I long to be a human being.  Greta Garbo
I look better on a woman!
I look for beer - it makes me go.
I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay - Picard
I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Sabu-Mike as Glen
I look like a geek, Joel - Tom
I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes - Crow
I look toward the glory as that of the sun.
I look upon all the world as my parish. - John Wesley
I looked back and the station just... wrinkled. - Jinxo re: B4
I looked back and the station justwrinkled. --Jinxo.
I looked deep into the eyes of that potato, and ordered Steak instead.
I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye" - NIN
I looked him right in the eye and said goodbye.
I looked in the eyes of that potato and had steak instead.
I looked in the mirror through the eyes of a child that was me.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I looked into the darkness, Na'toth - G'Kar
I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.
I lose BBS messages, but I seldom lose mail.
I lose control, I can't say no...
I lose more Fuzzie Wuzzies that way!-Elmira of Tiny Toons
I lost 70kgs of ugly unwanted fat - I divorced her
I lost 8 pounds and found another 12.
I lost a button hole today.
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one?
I lost a button hole today.  Where will I find another?
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w.
I lost a button hole.....
I lost a dream date w/ Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point!
I lost a dream date with Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point!
I lost family as well on the Black Star. --Lennier.
I lost my HUNTing license on Rise of the Triad!
I lost my hat! - BJ. Your cookies'll be next. - Hawkeye
I lost my ignorance, security, and pride - NIN
I lost my knickers at Niagara.
I lost my lucky ball & chain; now she's four years gone.
I lost my lucky ball and chain and now she's 4 years gone -- TMBG
I lost my memory........and I can't remember where.....
I lost my soul to a Tagline.
I lost my taglines in a hard drive crash.................
I lost my virginity....Did you keep the box it came in?
I love 'em, I squeeze 'em, I will call 'em Dodger! - Vhujunka
I love /dev/null.
I love American MITTs!  (Maidens in Tank-Tops)
I love BBSing: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love BiCapitalization.
I love CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle
I love California. It's the crowds that piss me off!
I love Cats and Cat taglines.
I love Cats!  A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy.
I love Christ and hope to meet a Christian, Ghandi
I love Conservatives - they make such great targets!
I love Dallas.  It's the crowds that pi$$ me off!
I love Freckles! The best way to play "connect the dots" with Redheads!
I love Jesus, yes I do!  Baked or broiled or in a stew!
I love Ken, he is my sweet friend & I love him-Crow sings
I love Kramer! - TV's Frank
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank Tops!)
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I love Oriental women; they're the nicest people you can come across.
I love Q, Q loves me, he goes on to infinity....-Barney.
I love Rock 'n Roll -Joan Jett  I love Rocky Road -Yankovic
I love Rush Limbaugh, he makes such a good target!
I love Rush Limbaugh.  He makes a really nice target.
I love Standards, there are so many of them!
I love Surfing a Blue Wave.
I love Telix for Windows!
I love Terok Nor...so put another dime in the jukebox, baaaaby!!!
I love Terok Nor...so sing another Star Trek filk with me!
I love Uranus
I love Velveeta, have some cheese, Tom said craftily.
I love Windows on my 486!  It's faster than my XT
I love Windows! NOT!
I love Windows! On my house, on my garage, on my car, on my
I love a business where if you can buy it, it's obsolete.
I love a good political joke...unless it gets elected.
I love a man with a warped sense of humor. <G>
I love a man with chocolate on her breath.
I love a man with chocolate on his breath.
I love a sweaty butt! - Crow T. Robot
I love a tall, cold, glass of green water("#$ NO PERRIER
I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
I love a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
I love a woman with puntuational nomenclature.
I love abusing the down-trodden.  It gives me poor-gasms.
I love all humanity.  That's why I want to kill at least a third of it.
I love all my birds!!
I love an opposition that has convictions. - Frederick the Great
I love and hate. -- Catallus
I love animals!  But they all seem to taste like chicken.
I love animals!  But they all seem to taste like chicken.
I love animals.  In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals. ... They taste good!
I love animals. I've been arrested for it twice.
I love animals. In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals.... They taste good!
I love animals.......they're delicious!
I love animals...they taste great!
I love animals; I've been arrested fer it 7 times. - Geco
I love art. That's why I didn't draw anything. - Calvin, Wayside School
I love babes!  Quark
I love being a firefighter, it takes my mind off common s
I love birds.  My favorite is the rosey-breasted pushover.
I love bunjee jumping ... <splat!>
I love cartoons. - Yakko Warner
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I love cats because they're stranger than I am.
I love cats too..... wanna trade recipes?
I love cats! Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I love cats, Tom mused.
I love cats, but their little bones get stuck in my teeth.
I love cats.  On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em
I love cats.  They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats. Barbecued.
I love cats. Dead ones.
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
I love cats. They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats.. Dead ones
I love cheap romance horror thriller novels. -- Dot Warner
I love children - but I couldn't eat a whole one
I love children!  They taste just like chicken!
I love children!  They taste just like chicken! -Janier
I love children! They taste just like chicken.
I love children.  They taste like chicken.
I love contradictions.  Don't you hate them too?
I love cows!
I love cricket - You should see my overnight stand!
I love criticism as long as it's unqualified praise.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
I love dinosaurs, good men, & other fantasy creatures.
I love doing that to her!
I love doing that to him!
I love each of my loaves - Mike as bread man
I love eating crow, Tom said ravenously.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine
I love fine tuning programs.
I love getting books in the mail.
I love happy endings - Crow sarcastically
I love him even more than my fodder or mudder-Frank sings
I love hockey, said Tom puckily.
I love hockey, said Tom puckishly.
I love it here ......NOT!
I love it when I'm sick.  I get to catch up on my echoes.
I love it when a plan comes together!
I love it when a pun comes together!
I love it when a recipe comes together.
I love it when a tagline comes together
I love it when assimilation comes together - The Borg Team
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
I love it when you dBase me!
I love it when you talk dirty!!
I love it!  Consider it...STOLEN!
I love it! Bowling for buzzards! - Pumba
I love it! Consider it...STOLEN!
I love kids! But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I love kitty's.. May I stroke your pussy???
I love leaving evidence of my stupidity for others... =)
I love mangling metaphors before breakfast.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt
I love mankind.  It's the people I can't stand.
I love men!  But then again...I love women too! :)
I love most animals... they're DELICIOUS!
I love movie lines for Taglines
I love mucking about in boats"--Dr Who-The Talons of Weng-Chiang
I love my 286!.. and those kind men in the coats..HAAHEEHOOO!!
I love my Teddy.
I love my XT.. like a pet rock.
I love my attitude problem.
I love my boyfriend, but I trust my cat.
I love my cats. They make excellent Dog Toys!!
I love my computer. It's made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
I love my country (with certain specific exceptions).
I love my country but I fear my government.
I love my country but am embarassed by my government.
I love my country but am embarrassed by my government.
I love my country but fear my government!
I love my country, and respect its government.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials and feminists.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials, the judiciary and feminizts.
I love my country, but fear it's government!
I love my country, but fear my government.
I love my country.  I just fear my government!
I love my country. I FEAR my government...
I love my country; the other fellow loves his!  No *bashing*!
I love my dead Greek son! -- Joel Robinson
I love my family!
I love my girlfriend, but I trust my DOG.
I love my girlfriend, but I trust my cat.
I love my job -- it's the only place where I get enough sleep.
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
I love my job...It's the work I can't stand.
I love my meat tender and flesh -er fresh.
I love my meat tender and flesh... uh, fresh.
I love my mom.....and you can to for just $15.
I love my momand you can too for just $15
I love my new Bionic Woman SLASH Bionic Man noises - Crow
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
I love netmail: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love ninjas. They're wacky. - The Tick
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I hate.
I love pancakes, said Tom flippantly.
I love paying taxes. It feels so good when I stop.
I love peace and quiet.  Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
I love percussion instruments, said Tom symbolically.
I love pigeons! ... But they still taste like Chicken!
I love pigeons. Tastes like chicken with a twang.
I love reading Moby Dick, said Tom superficially.
I love real life... it's so unreal!!!
I love running Windows!  NOT!
I love running Windows! NOT!
I love sex on TV ... I have a 52 inch RCA!
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate it
I love sex with redheads, but my wife doesn't appreciate it.
I love sex-It's free and doesn't require special shoes.
I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.  Garfield
I love smurfs.  They're delicious,if ya skin'em right.
I love spotted owls... battered and deep fried in coconut oil!
I love supercomputers! giggled Tom crayzily.
I love surprises as long as I'm ready for them.
I love taglines...
I love that series too, but that is the only tagline I have.
I love the Crack of Dawn. She's sweet!
I love the Dodgers.  Its the draft dodgers I hate.
I love the Net!
I love the Stones.  I watch them whenever I can.  Fred, Barney...
I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred and Barney.
I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
I love the Totalitarian Right. They make great targets!
I love the crunch of your hair - Tom
I love the dodgers, Oliver said artfully.
I love the law of the jungle "EAT OR BE EATEN"
I love the nightlife! -- V. Dracula
I love the smell after a good chaos storm...
I love the smell of ALCos in the morning...
I love the smell of E-mail in the morning!
I love the smell of Napalm on a Mormon!
I love the smell of Netmail in the morning!
I love the smell of RAID in the summer!
I love the smell of Taglines in the morning
I love the smell of Technology in the morning!
I love the smell of buring trolls in the morning - Darkwood
I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder! Daffy Duck
I love the smell of dragon breath in the morning - Tom
I love the smell of echomail in the morning
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!  Smells like......napalm.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I love the smell of palms in the morning.  It smells of...EASTER !
I love the smell of recipes in the morning...
I love the smell of taglines in the morning.
I love the smell of testosterone in the morning!!
I love the sound of a bilabial fricative in the morning.
I love the sound of silence. Say what's on your mind.
I love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
I love the way you talk...and I would love to make you "tingle".
I love the way your fowl little mind works! - Jafar
I love the whirling of the dervishes.
I love the women's movement especially when walking behind them!
I love this echo... echo... echo...
I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.
I love this new mail reader with the auto reply feature!
I love this technical talk.
I love this time of night. - Ivanova
I love this wind breaker so much - Crow as emotional kid
I love those little things that you do.
I love to cook!  I love to eat!  I hate to wash DISHES!
I love to say "da da."
I love to slide and stroke.. need a helping hand?
I love to smoke.  I'm up to 45 packs a day. -- Leary
I love to snatch kisses!  (Did I say that right?)
I love to work on computers! Pass me the hammer.
I love trebles (with mustard and mayonnaise)
I love tribbles (with mustard and mayonnaise)
I love trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly.
I love twits, Twits love me, we have Twits from sea to sea.
I love underwater love scenes - Tom as leech attacks
I love unicorns, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I love watching Full House! @!#$&&#$  NO CARRIER
I love water. I think I love it TOO much - Mike
I love women....I'm just not sure if I could eat a whole one!
I love work; I can sit and watch it for hours.
I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.
I love working on computers ... hand me the hammer.
I love working on computers... hand me the axe, please.
I love you Deanna, now if she was just here...
I love you Mary Jane; she nevah complains. - Cypress Hill
I love you Sooo Much,  ...When Your Far Far Away
I love you Sooo Much, ...When You're Far Far Away
I love you guys - Frank to Mike & Bots
I love you man!.......NO, you can't have my Pentium Pro.
I love you most of all, my favorite vege-table.
I love you wind breaker. Do you love me? - Crow
I love you you love me Homosexuality
I love you! You love me! And we know we hate Barney!
I love you, I'm crazy about you. What was your NAME again?
I love you, You love me, Barney will make good STP.
I love you, You love me, I will SHOOT your family. --BARNEY.
I love you, You love me, we're as Gay as we can be.
I love you, and you love me. Barney gave me H-I-V
I love you, but I hate you. I feel just the opposite.
I love you, you love <BOOM!!!!!>
I love you, you love <BOOM!!!!!<
I love you, you love me  pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee.
I love you, you love me (don't tell Mom and Dad)...UNCLE BARNEY.
I love you, you love me ... pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee ...
I love you, you love me(don't tell Mom & Dad) - Uncle Barney
I love you, you love me, (don't tell Mom and Dad) -Uncle Barney.
I love you, you love me, Barney ate my fa-mi-ly...
I love you, you love me, Barney can go {censored} a tree. :)
I love you, you love me, Barney gave me H-I-V.
I love you, you love me, Barney gave me H.I.V.
I love you, you love me, Barney is as dumb as he can be.
I love you, you love me, I will eat your family. --Barney.
I love you, you love me, I will eat your family. Barney.
I love you, you love me, I will shoot your family. Barney.
I love you, you love me, don'tcha want a frontal lobotomy?
I love you, you love me, homosexuality. - That boy on Barney.
I love you, you love me, let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, let's hang Barney from a tree....
I love you, you love me, lets all hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, lets hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality...
I love you, you love me, pretend I'm not pre-da-to-ry.
I love you, you love me, soon you'll be machinery. --- Barney of Borg
I love you, you love me, toddler bestiality...
I love you, you love me, we're a happy Borg entity.
I love you, you love me, we're a horny family!
I love you, you love me, we're in need of therapy!
I love you, you love me, yo'll be collective family. Barney of Borg.
I love you, you love me, you will be assimilated easily...
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. --Barney Borg.
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. -Barney Borg
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. Barney of Borg.
I love you, you love me, you will be my collective family. - Barney
I love you, you love me...
I love you, you love meLets hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love...huh huh...let's burn something...
I love you. You love me. Barney wrecked my sanity.
I love you. You love me. Let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you. You love me. Soon you'll be machinery! --Barney of Borg.
I love you... You love me? Great! Let's go eat my family!
I love you... you love me... Homosexuality...
I love you............... Dipped in chocolate!
I love you.....I know...
I love you..you love me..soon you'll be machinery.. --Barney of Borg
I love you.You love me.Soon you'll be machinery:Barney/Borg
I love youDipped in chocolate!
I love your approach.  Lets see your departure.
I love your organization - the only thing I question is your purpose.
I love your plan Hillary, but ^&*&*NO CARRIER
I love youyou love meHomosexuality...
I love |=/////>ing blondes, but my girlfriend doesn't appreciate it.
I love |=/////>ing blonds, but my boyfriend doesn't appreciate it
I love...baby ducks! - TV's Frank sings
I loved her butt I left her behind
I loved her butt I left her behind.
I loved her in the thing I saw her in.. - Brad Goodman
I loved her so much that I put her on a pedal stool.
I loved my cat!  Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I loved my last girlfriend but my compressor couln't take it anymore.
I loved that face. -- Dr. Soong
I loves my freewear gramer checker I is downlooded.
I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
I lurk quietly and carry a big ON/OFF switch!
I lurnt tu reed and rite bi corespondense"
I luv Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy
I luv H ( . ) ( . ) T E R S !
I luv it when you land in here with a thud!!!!
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I m Cosmo uv Borg. Intelijens iz irelivint.
I ma 86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close
I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
I made a killing in the stockmarket. I shot my broker.
I made a mental note . . . but I forgot where I put it!
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I made a mental note, but I forgot where I put it.
I made a mistake, but it was only one insulated isodent.
I made a note in my diary. It simply reads, "Oh, bugger"
I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I made french toast, my tongue got caught in the toaster!
I made it foolproof, but they're making better fools
I made it foolproof, but they're making better fools.
I made it foolproof. They are making better fools!
I made pudding in a skull - Mike as Mongol messenger
I made that part of the program bullet proof, but not 2 X 4 proof!
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
I made you FAMOUS..........................
I made you a vow.
I made-for-TV love you - Crow
I made...a leap of faith - Data
I make *serious* coffee.  Its so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
I make everybody happy!! Some when I arrive, Some when I leave!!
I make it a practice never to make a positive statement!
I make lousy coffee. That's why I put beer in it....
I make lousy coffee. That's why I put bourbon in it....
I make love, not war!..... Wow, that's a blast from the past, isn't it
I make my own reality.....
I make my programs fool proof. Foolish though...
I make passes at women who wear glasses...
I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically - s.w.
I manufacture those tabletops, said Tom counterproductively.
I march to the beat of a dead drummer.
I married a bad girl but she went good on me.
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night.
I married beneath me -- all women do.
I married better than my wife did.
I may RISE today, but I refuse to SHINE !!!
I may already have won $10,000,000.
I may be SynThetic,  But, ...I'm not sutpid.
I may be a SHEEPLE but I'm not going to get fleeced by William Cooper!
I may be a Son of a Bitch...but I'm the pick of the litter!!
I may be a craven little coward, but i'm a GREEDY craven little coward.
I may be a schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be a scwuwwy wabbit, but *I'm* not going to Alcatraz! - E. Fudd
I may be a snot, but I'm a charming snot.
I may be a stranger to you. However, I'm a perfect stranger.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. - Men at Work
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
I may be as thick as a whale omelette-Prince George
I may be bald, but you're ugly and I can buy a toupee.
I may be crazy but I have a good time
I may be crazy but I'm having a good time
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
I may be down, but I ain't out and I'm still - the best at what I do.
I may be dumb, but I'm not THAT stupid!
I may be easy, but I'm not cheap!
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I may be fat, but your ugly, and I can always diet.
I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
I may be getting "OLDER", but I refuse to "GROW UP"!
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
I may be going to Hell in a Bucket, But at least I'm enjoying the Ride
I may be going to hell in a basket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride
I may be gone tomorrow, but that won't mean I wasn't here today.
I may be gross and perverted obsessed and deranged
I may be lost, but I'm making good time!
I may be lost, but I'm way ahead of schedule.
I may be paranoid...but they still want to take my guns!
I may be persuing an untamed ornithod without cause.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be slow, but I'm expensive.
I may be slow, but I'm thorough. - BJ
I may be strange, but around here who will notice?
I may be stupid, but I'm being read by YOU.
I may be stupid, but I'm certainly good looking!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than @FN@!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than Orville!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.
I may be stupid, that still makes me smarter than you.
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am NOT insane! - Riker
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane! - Will Riker
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. <Bishop>
I may be ugly, but at least I'm dumb.
I may be weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may be young, but definitely not a whipper snapper!
I may drink a lot but I always know the way to go home - drunk!
I may drink a lot, but I know the way to go home - drunk.
I may drink alot but I always know the way to go home - drunk!
I may even have to deny saying that!
I may fall once, but not twice.
I may flirt with insanity, but I have no plans to consummate!
I may get a Pullet Surprise for this post.  Right?
I may get a new computer...this one makes too many mistakes!
I may get to work late, but I make it up by leaving early.
I may growl, but I never bite. (Unless asked, of course.) - Dire Wolf
I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST night!
I may have been born yesterday, but at least I went shopping.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
I may have my faults, but wrong isn't one of them.
I may have settled in shipping.
I may have settled in shipping.
I may have to moderate *HIM*!!!
I may just register this off-line reader.
I may know the answer @NF, as long as you ask the right question.
I may know the answer Leroy, as long as you ask the right question.
I may know what I am talking about?
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
I may look busy,but I'm just confused!
I may make mistakes,but being wrong isn't 1 of them.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so.  :)
I may not always be perfect but I'm always me.
I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
I may not always be right; but I am never wrong!
I may not be Politically Correct but I am anatomically correct.
I may not be Spock, I am not a Vulcan, but I am not _stupid_.
I may not be a smart man but I know what love is -- Gump
I may not be as smart as you, but I know ugly when I see it...
I may not be perfect but I'm all I got.
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
I may not be stupid, but I'm certainly good-looking!
I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number seven's not bad.  -- Allen
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be totally perfect, but some parts are OK.
I may not catch a lot of fish, but I show the worms who's boss!
I may not jump very high, but I've got *incredible* "hang-time"!
I may not know all about Blue Wave, but I'm learning fast!-BB
I may not look stupid, but that doesn't mean I'm NOT!
I may not make much sense, but I like pizza.
I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right
I may rise but I refuse to shine.
I may spend the night in serious injury - Crow
I may spout nonsense, but, dammit, I believe in it!
I maybe fat, but your ugly-and I can lose weight!
I maybe small, but I'm built like a cuisienart - Tom
I mean *LINES*, ducky.  Can you handle lines?
I mean, I'm up for it if you are. - Sheridan
I mean, how lame can you get?
I mean, it's BOLD! - Crow
I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
I meant to pay this year's dues, Tom remembered.
I meant what I said --- I think.
I medicate, therefore who am I?
I memorized that thing from Hame-let - Crow as dumb girl
I mentioned my "Hard drive" and she giggled expectantly.
I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expectantly.
I merely attach meaning to what liberals do. -Rush
I met Elvis + lived
I met Elvis + lived...
I met Superman once. He had a firm handshake. --Mr. E.
I met a friend made up of fur & fuzz - TV's Frank sings
I met a subliminal advertising exec but only for a second
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader
I met the Surgeon General - he offered me a cigarette !
I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette.
I met the girl of my dreams and didn't have the bar fine.
I met the surgeon general. She offered me a cigarette!
I mever nake a nistake. Well, almost mever.
I mi konja za trku imamo
I might as well be wearing a dress! - Watch it, bub. - Klinger
I might be free, but where would I be if I didn't love you.
I might be lost but I'm making good time.
I might be weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
I might have programmed my VCR incorrectly, I'd better go- TEC
I might have programmed my VCR incorrectly, I'd better go...
I might have to 'off' him - Crow sings
I might have to move
I might've iced her, myself - Mike as little old lady
I milk cows, said Tom moodily.
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I miss Billy The Kid.
I miss Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight....
I miss him! - Wakko
I miss my Ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
I miss my Mother-In-Law -- but my aim is getting better!
I miss my bionic sounds - Tom
I miss my ex-boyfriend but my aim's improving!
I miss my ex-husband....but my aim is improving.
I miss my ex-wife - but my aim is getting better!
I miss my ex-wife...but my aim is improving!
I miss my mother so much. She was like a mother to me!
I miss my old chair -- Kirk
I miss my spur noises - Dr. F as barefoot cowboy
I miss my teddy bear.  Would you sleep with me?
I miss the "old timers" who are gone.
I miss the way Bart would say something, and then say 'dude'. - Marge
I missed Geco at Coffee Clutch, tomorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I missed being god by one vote!  -Odin
I missed my cat...but this new laser sight will help!
I missed my exit on the information superhighway!
I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded...
I missed that subtle insult!
I missed the moderator.  I'll aim better next time.
I missed the old Moderator, but then reloaded!
I missed this bit...would you mind explaining it again??
I missed you, too Studmuffin!
I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!
I modem down but they grew back.
I modem down, but dey grew back.
I modem down, but they grew back.
I modem down, but they growd back.
I modem, but they grew back.
I monkied and didn't watch what I was REALLY doing !
I most certainly am not a nun..  -Quickling
I muddled get my words sometime up!
I multi-task!  I read in the bathroom!
I multitask! Read in the WC.  On the Internet artsmall@logical.net
I multitask, I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard.
I multitask.  What it is, Mama!..  I eyeball in de bathroom.  Yo' Man!!
I multitask. I read in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I murdered my Evil Twin and ate him. With a nice Liebfraumilch.
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly
I must admit she likes me, but hey, can you blame her..
I must admit that stings! - Frank w/dino in pants
I must admit to being as flabbergasted as you are. -- The Doctor
I must admit, Data. I never get used to seeing you like this.
I must apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.  "What?"
I must attend my flock, said Tom sheepishly.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I must be a mushroom. Everyone keeps me in the dark & feeds me bullshit.
I must be a sex object I say SEX? she objects!!!
I must be a sex object.  I say Sex? and she objects.
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and he objects.
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
I must be a sex object:  I say "Sex?"; she objects.
I must be brief, I'm going to explode soon.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.<Shakespeare>
I must be cruel, only to be kind..Shakespeare, Hamlet
I must be cruel, only to be taglined.  Tagspeare, Hamlet
I must be dead, I speak but nobody hears me! - Al Bundy.
I must be dreaming! Bitchin'. - Tetsuo
I must be losing my mind. - Don't fight it, Henry. - Hawkeye
I must be using the wrong kind of hammer for this screw
I must confess all i desire is your caress.
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - Blake
I must devise a way to raise billions of dollars. -Brain
I must excise that bunion, Tom's doctor said callously.
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader ?-Benjamin Disraeli
I must follow them I am their leader.
I must have a mind like a steel seive!
I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
I must have died and gone to Hell, because everything looks the same.
I must have missed something somewhere along     line...
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I must have slipped a disk -- my backup hurts...
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts.
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
I must have sucked up a penny. - Kryten
I must hurry for there they go & I'm their leader..Pogo
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader...
I must hurry, for there they go, and I'm their leader!
I must not show weakness. - G'Kar
I must of skipped a disk -- My pack hurts.
I must protest Captain, I am *NOT* a Merry Man! - Worf
I must remind myself to think bad thoughts.
I must remove that bunion, the doctor said callously.
I must say, your's tell a very interesting story, care to share more?
I must stop here ... my fingers are hoarse.
I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.
I must take my own life - Tom the Dungeonmaster
I must warn you. I got a weird scene going here - Mike
I must work the works of Him that sent me, while it is day. John 9:4
I must! I must! I must increase my bust! - Joel chants
I must've configured my comm ports incorrectly - Crow
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I my dog, my cat, and I don't baby seals. Ha!
I my dog.
I myself, here on Earth, might be God. - Heine
I named him "Miles"like the miles of BS I'll shovel to sleep w/you
I named my pet jellyfish "K-Y"
I narkomani su ljudi,ali nece jos dugo.
I nearly drowned in the Calif. drought of '93.
I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I nearly went out and provided the material for another step 4 and 5.
I need 2 upgrade my Vic-20 to a C= 64 and SOON!
I need 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I need CPR...quick, call Dr Bashier!!
I need Concrete evidence that Hoffa is really dead.
I need WHAT kind of system to run this application???
I need Windows 95 like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs Lorena Bobbitt.
I need Windoze like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need a Latin Bible suitable for reading under water, Tom divulged.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver.  All of mine are Stanley.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
I need a Virtual Reality check.
I need a bath. You have the bridge. -- Troi to Worf
I need a bottle adaptor for my lips - Tom
I need a derivative!  I'm a calcaholic!
I need a door.sys version of the RBBS door which works with everything
I need a drink--where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a drink.  Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink. Sheridan And a place to stay. --Frost.
I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink...   Where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a drink... where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a fix......where's my Modem?????
I need a flower for my lapel, said Tom lackadasically.
I need a genealogist shovel, to help digggg!!!
I need a good screw!  Preferrably drywall, Philips.
I need a home run hitter, Tom said ruthlessly.
I need a hug.
I need a lawyer to protect me from my lawyer.
I need a license for my pet fish Eric.
I need a life. :-)
I need a longer extension for my umbilical cord.
I need a love that won't dwive me cwazy - Elmer Cougar
I need a man. And I cannot find one among the law abiding. - Selma
I need a new Tagline.
I need a new computer.  This one makes too many mistakes.
I need a pencil sharpener, said Tom bluntly.
I need a practice target Wesley! * Worf
I need a smaller tank top - Tom as bimbo
I need a stunt double! - Calvin
I need a woman SO bad - Mike as priest
I need accurate, brief, and non-redundant information.
I need all the help I can get!
I need an altitude adjustment.....
I need an off-line answering machine.
I need an offline chocolate reader for NESTLE.QWK
I need another hole in my head like I need another hole in my head!
I need another skeptic like I need a hole in the head.
I need better Babylon 5 taglines.
I need cookies!  Cookies! -- Tom Servo
I need deodorant.
I need everything; do you have it??
I need hard data - Yar
I need hard data. - Tasha Yar.
I need more sub-text - Tom as character recites lines
I need more taglines. This one is getting old.
I need more time for books
I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head.
I need nothing. - Armis Liar! - Troi
I need perspective, colours ran as the images bled.
I need solid professional help. Donahue, Oprah, Geraldo. -- Opus
I need some    P A R T Y   T I M E   R I G H T   N O W   ! ! ! !
I need some  P A R T Y   T I M E ! ! ! !
I need some concrete facts that hoffa is dead.
I need some duck tape - my duck has a quack in it.
I need some duck tape.  My duck has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape.  My duck has a quack in it.
I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
I need some duck tape. My puter has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape. QWK! Help me tape up the moderator!
I need some duct tape.  My duck has a quack in it.
I need some new taglines. This one is getting old.
I need some new taglines. This one's getting old.
I need some of my problems to help take my mind off some of others.
I need some of my problems to help take my mind off some of the others
I need some of my problems to help take my mind off some others.
I need some time alone with my bread - Mike
I need somebody really bad.   Are you really bad?.
I need someone really bad - are you really bad?
I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?
I need someone really bad.  Umm...are YOU really bad?
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
I need someone to believe in, someone to trust.
I need something to take for my kleptomania.
I need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I need thee every hour, most gracious Lord. I need thee, Oh I need thee!
I need therapy.
I need to be born AGAIN?  No, *I* got it right the first time!
I need to break loose and find more comfortable chains.
I need to call 911.  Where's the eleven key?
I need to clear my head, said Tom opaquely.
I need to drink beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I need to drown my troubles but I can't get @N@ to go swimming.
I need to drown my troubles, but I can't get YOU to go swimming.
I need to find a REAL job.  Londo
I need to go and convalesce, said Tom hospitably.
I need to have the batteries replaced in my brain.
I need to import some Taglines.  This is the best I can do, however.
I need to import some taglines. This is the best I can do
I need to know what's going on, or just blow it off; one of the two.
I need to know, I need to know, I need to ...
I need to lose a body.  What's the local number for UPS?
I need to order a low salt, low fat last meal - Crow T. Robot
I need to put out the cat said the fireman.
I need to see all your breasts - Mike
I need to see your drivel licence, please.
I need to snack less...I'm getting a tan from the refrigerator
I need to work on my salesmanship. - Calvin
I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we are all dead.
I need you, babe
I need you...I cannot bear to lose you-Louis to Claudia-
I need your clothes, your boots. . . and your taglines.
I needed 30 megs on my HD so I deleted Windows.
I needed a life.....So I started BBSing
I needed a little quiet - to think.
I needed a supplier....you knew where to procure it.
I neutered my cat.  Now he's a consultant.
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
I neutered my dog. Now he's a consultant.
I never DENY anything <G>
I never Metamucil that didn't move me!
I never admit fault.  Never had it, Never will....
I never admit faults. People wouldn't believe me anyways.
I never admitted to being an artist.
I never apologize. - Shaw
I never argue with fools. People might not know the difference.
I never beamed up 400 tons before. - Scotty
I never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
I never believed in miracles, until I was born.
I never buy books on impulse.  Only on warp.
I never buy books on impulse... I use Warp!
I never buy things on impulse; warp speed is much faster!
I never cared much for all that show. - Hague
I never choose between two evils. I look at five or six.
I never claimed EVERYTHING I do makes sense, did I?
I never complete a... I never finish a... - Mike Nelson
I never complete a...I never finish a... - Mike
I never could get the hang of Mondays.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays--Arthur Dent
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I never could quite get the hang of Thursday
I never could remember punch lines!
I never dated any carbons, just girls.
I never defile life, Dr., even I. Palindromic Pig.
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
I never did it that way before.
I never discuss religion, politics or toast.
I never do things on impulse; warp speed is much faster.
I never doubted that it was the will of the Prophets for a second!
I never drink coffee in the morning -- it keeps me up 'till noon!
I never drink unless I'm alone or with @FN@.
I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody.
I never drink wine. -- Dracula
I never drink, unless I'm alone or with someone else.
I never drink... wine. - Dracula
I never eat between meals and snacks.
I never eat fast food.  I prefer my food to sit still while I eat it!
I never exaggerate. I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
I never fall asleep driving.  I wake up driving!
I never fly with the Buzzards! First Class or Nuthin'!
I never forget - but sometimes I don't remember.
I never forget a face, Mister Chekov isn't it? -- Khan
I never forget a face, but in @FN@'s case I'll make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.  -- Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
I never forget a face-even one I've never seen! -Khan
I never forget a face. --Garibaldi.
I never forget a face. Mister...Chekov isn't it? - Khan
I never forget a face.In your case I'll make an exception!
I never forget a girl's body, got a pornographic memory.
I never forget a girl's body; I have a pornographic memory.
I never get any either.
I never get lost because everbody tells me where to go!!!
I never get lost, just momentarily disoriented.
I never get lost, said the pathologist.
I never get tired of hearing about animals.
I never get to do ANYthing.   Simba
I never get to do anything fun. - Calvin
I never get to get it. - Wakko Warner
I never get to go anywhere. - Simba
I never get to see *anyone* die... - Tom Servo
I never get to see ANYONE die - Tom
I never give up on Dale! - Becci McClain.
I never go into saloons, said Tom dryly.
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I never got a job from a poor person.
I never had a friend - Tom
I never had a problem with my sexuality!
I never had a rifle that complained of headaches!
I never have trouble meeting expenses, I meet them everywhere.
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
I never kill anyone at the dinner table - Kurn
I never kill anyone at the supper table.
I never knew Tiamat had so many twin sisters.
I never knew a girl who was ruined by a good book.
I never knew collecting Taglines could be so much fun.
I never knew lasers could be printed.
I never knew that Sysops played with dolls!!!!
I never knew that kind of love until this moment with you.
I never knew that kinda love until this moment with you.
I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24.
I never knew there were lawyers with morals. --Al Calavicci.
I never knew what it meant to be real--Jim Morrison
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I never let nothing define or limit me. - Funboy
I never let school get in the way of my education.
I never lie nor steal taglines. . . .
I never lie or steal taglines unless it's to my advantage.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! - Geordi LaForge
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes. -- Geordi
I never lie, I just arrange the truth to fit my perceptions.
I never liked a man I didn't meet.
I never liked you, and I always will
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Kiefer.
I never lose!  Often run away, but I never lose....
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never make misstakes
I never make misstakes.
I never make mistakes - once I thought I did but I was wrong.
I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never make misteaks.  What's your beef? -JCF
I never make stupid mistakes.  Only very, very clever ones.
I never met a Blackbird I didn't like.
I never met a Cardassian I didn't want to shoot. O'Brien as W. Rogers
I never met a Kender I didn't want to kill - Darkwood
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a Library i didn't like.
I never met a Scout I didn't like.
I never met a Window I liked...or one that worked.
I never met a cat I didn't like...with some honey mustard.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.  -Troi.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. * Deanna
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. -- Troi
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Deanna.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Troi.
I never met a friend I didn't like.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a lasagne I didn't like - Garfield
I never met a lawyer that could pass a bar.
I never met a man I didn't like.  -- Will Rogers
I never met a man I didn't want to fight.  -Lyle Alzado
I never met a man that I didn't like.
I never met a metacharacter I didn't like.
I never met a missionary I didn't like -- Cannibal Chief.
I never met a nymphomaniac... If I had, I wouldn't be here now...
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a sesquipedalian I didn't like.
I never met a tagline I didn't like!
I never met a temptation I didn't like.
I never met a temptation I didn't like...
I never met a temptation that I didn't like.
I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.
I never metamorphosis who wasn't willing to change.
I never metamucil I didn't like.
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I never metaphysics I didn't like.
I never miss Rush Limbaugh! He's far to big a target!
I never miss Rush Limbaugh.  He's too big a target.
I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
I never post off topic.  BTW what is the topic?
I never promised you a prose garden.
I never promised you a rose garden.
I never promised you a rose garden...
I never punched a guy in the brain before! --1963 (comic book).
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them 5 yrs
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them five years.
I never read Taglines! Do you?
I never read a tagline that made any sense...including this one !
I never read other people's mail.
I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
I never really found myself until I lost my mind.
I never receive bills to pay; there's a CRC error in my ZIP code!
I never recognize an opportunity til it ceases to be one.
I never repeat gossip.  So listen carefully the first time.
I never reply to PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS.
I never rise above the noise and confusion.
I never rise above the noise and confusion...
I never rule out sabotage. - Garibaldi
I never said I was a brain surgeon.
I never said I'd solve all your problems!
I never said it would be easy - I said it would be worth it!
I never said the one thing I should have: I love you, Dad. - Franklin
I never sat on a loaf of bread before - Crow
I never saw a Blackbird I didn't like!
I never saw a tagline I didn't like.
I never saw it coming.
I never say anything provocative. --Diefenbaker.
I never say maybe...
I never say something I shouldn't.  - Neelix (The Escape)
I never seed a nekkid woman as sexy as my imagination.
I never shot a child, only the machine gun she carried.
I never sleep.  I'm attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never sleep. I'm temporarily attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
I never stare at Major Kira's nose. My gaze is lower down.
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.
I never stole one of your taglines.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
I never think of the future.It comes soon enough..Einstein
I never thought I would love again, until you.
I never thought I'd be an expanding Russian front - Ivanova
I never thought I'd be running from a giant snowflake.
I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt- Monty Python
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt...
I never thought one of the good guys would lose. - Richie
I never took Inglish.
I never took the Kobyashi Maru test until now. - Spock
I never use Taglines...well, maybe this time.
I never used to be able to finish anything but now I
I never wake up bitchy, I let her sleep...
I never wake up grouchy.  I always let her sleep.
I never wanna see another rock.
I never wanted to be anything but an engineer.  -Scotty
I never wanted to collect cards. I always wanted to be .. a lumberjack!
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with a few.
I never worked a day in my life. It's all been fun.
I never would have guessed!
I never! You should, it's fun. - Slappy
I nkhat my ylkcu rtsas I'm nto urtitspsiuose.
I no longer suffer from 'immaculate depressions'.
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day...
I not dyslexic am.      Confused just.
I not only dream in color, I dream in SVGA.
I notice that even Shawn McMahon doesn't claim that...
I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho....
I noticed you have a little dog poopie on your shoes.
I now have time for a QWKie
I now know the depths I reach are limitless - NIN
I now return to my regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I nybble often, but rarely byte......
I object t' sex on television.   I keep fallin' off ....
I object to all this sex on television!  I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the TV - I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the television.  I keep falling off.
I object to all this sex on the television...I mean, I keep falling off!
I object to sex on T.V...I keep falling off!
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I object to sex on TV:  I keep falling off!
I object to sex on television--I keep falling off!
I object to sex on the television.  I keep falling off!
I offer you my most enthusiastic contrufibularities.
I offer you your enemies.
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.  -- G. B. Shaw
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. - G.B. Shaw
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw
I often sleep like a baby. I wake at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00...
I once asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife !
I once found myself in the G.U.E, (Great Underground Empire).
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once had sex with a pregnant woman - and something grabbed my prick.
I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B. - Kryten
I once met a Lady that drove me to drink, and I never got to thank her
I once saw Macgyver take out a f-18 with a tic-tac
I once saw a 5 bit vacuum-tube computer.
I once saw a bed twenty feet by ten. - Sounds like a lot of bunk to me
I once saw a chorus line of purple wombats... - Garibaldi
I once saw a trinary computer:  lots and lots of twits.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up.
I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
I once took an ad out in the paper - girls are better..
I once tried C. I think it's still compiling 'Hello World'.
I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked......
I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
I once was a true love of mine.
I once was as you are, but you will never be as I am
I once was lost.. but now I'm a Sysop!
I onda je mudrac rekao:"Nemam pojma".
I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
I only create zombies during working hours - Crow
I only designed your eyes. You must talk to Tyrell. He designed your mind.
I only drink Irish Coffee after 1800 hours.   *O'Brien*
I only drink to forget I drink.
I only drink to make other people interesting.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I only eat 'meat' on days ending in 'y'.
I only eat Chocolate on days that end in "y"
I only expect money and love...in that order
I only fish on days that end with a "y".
I only get Newsweek, said Tom timelessly.
I only go to the "MOYAN" cause the director pays me to go there
I only got a C in programming.
I only had tee martoonies.
I only had what was posted, nothing more or less.
I only have a piece of eight, Tom said bitingly. -John Foster
I only have one recipe. This isn't it though.
I only have one tagline. This isn't it though.
I only have one vice, and a good chili-dog is it!
I only hope I live to save ya.   Timon
I only kill people on days that end with 'y'.
I only know them from the newpaper comic strips....
I only lied to you so you would believe me!  -Crystal Morton
I only like two kinds of men:  domestic and foreign. - Mae West.
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
I only need about 58 characters to put my foot in my mouth. 8] - MR
I only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I only party on days ending in "Y".
I only play with Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y".
I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y."
I only reply to people that are worthy, except when I wanna argue.
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
I only shoot IBMs to put them out of my misery.
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I only stay awake to help pass the time between dreams.
I only steal QUALITY Taglines.
I only throw consecrated snowballs - Calvin
I only throw rocks through windows on my computer.
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I only type Blue Wave messages on days that end in "y."
I only use Blue Wave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Bluewave on days that end in y.
I only use Bluewave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Windows keep watch on the world
I only use YALE graphics.
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it.
I open Windows with a closed mind
I open fire only when the whole windshield is full of the enemy..
I opened Windows and a bunch of bugs flew in!
I operate a space bar, Quark said blankly.
I order you to undress and show me your thingies.  -Capt. Butt-Head
I ordered a chicken and an egg sandwich. The chicken came first.
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, I screamed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I organized that big party for the prisoners, Tom confessed.
I ought to cast you out or smite you or something.  - Q
I outta keep ya locked up at home.
I owe a lot to the boss... ulcers, nausea, feelings of paranoia...
I owe much; have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
I owe my first born child to Visa.
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go...
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go
I own Hell - my wife gave it to me this morning.
I own Hell - someone gave it to me this morning.
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I own a CP/M Machine.. I Don't Do WINDOWS!
I own a Feminazi Trading Card mint set.
I own my own body, but I share.
I own one of the large breeds, a German shepherd-Shetland pony mix.
I own the erasers for all the golf pencils.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
I paid too much for it, but its worth it.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I paint what I see.  You wanna be blue or green?
I paint what I see. See that dragon over there?
I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
I parked my Hard drive, and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!!!
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk, now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk; and got a ticket!
I parked my hard drive - and got a ticket!
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I parked my harddisk - and I got a ticket!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving! - The Tick
I pass wind in your general direction!
I passed Bajoran Diplomacy with high marks for phaser accuracy.
I passed a bluestone last night - Tom on name in credits
I passed my Ethics course, but I cheated on the exam.
I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom readily.
I passed my ethics course.  I cheated, of course.
I passed my ethics exam. I cheated of course.
I passed my ethics test today but I cheated.
I passed my urine test!  Hit the bullseye 4 out of 5 times!
I performed an exorcism today. It seems that a daemon crashed the computer...
I personally just want to see you be you...forget about the rest of it.
I petition the court that my father be committed - Mike
I pick up Fido from one of the boards I call, but don't post into it.
I pick up a penny. It was somebody's 1.5 cents before taxes.
I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line.
I picked a bad day to stop breathing helium.
I picked the wrong day to give up ampheitimines.
I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
I picked up the dice and threw two sixes. - Rimmer
I pity you. - Darius  Let's not get maudlin. - Xavier St.Cloud
I plan on living forever.    So far, so good.
I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.
I plan to be more spontaneous.
I plan to go back in time and kill my own father.
I plan to live forever or die trying.
I plan to live forever, or die trying!
I plan to work for Digital, said Tom, giving me the finger.
I plan to work in a cemetery, Tom plotted gravely.
I planned my heist & my date for the same night! - Tom
I planted bird seed-A bird came up-Now what do I feed it?
I planted seeds of doubt and got a bumper crop.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to fee
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now what do I feed it?
I planted some bird seed.A bird came up.What do I feed it
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now what do I feed it?
I planted some seeds of doubt ... I got a bumper crop!
I play baseball with my cat...IT's the ball...
I play every song from A to Z...
I play tennis to avoid accelerated decrepitude...
I play the game and love it.
I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary, said Tom climactically.
I played Deal-A-Meal poker w/friends & won all their food
I played Tarot Card Poker, got a flush and 5 people died.
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush and 5 people died
I played poker w/ tarot cars-got a flush-5 people died.
I played poker w/tarot cards-got a flush-5 people died..
I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards--got a full house and 4 people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards-I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards-got a full house and 4 people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards. Got a flush, five died.
I played poker with Tarot cards. Got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with a tarot deck...got a royal flush...5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards - got a flush & 5 people died
I played poker with tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards. Got a flush & 5 people died
I played poker with tarot cards. Got a flush and 5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards: Got a flush and five people died.
I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died.
I played poker with tarot cards; got a flush and five people died.
I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of Nurse Able. - Hawk
I plead insanity...  Yes; I can provide witnesses.
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
I plead stupidity.
I plead temporary insanity.
I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
I plead the 5th!
I plead.. Uh..I can handle it dude, like I've seen the pupils court.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Satellite of Love
I point the wand at the dragon DM: You die. WHAT!? DM: Wrong end.
I point the wand at the dragon. DM: You die PC: WHAT!? DM: Wrong end.
I possess an unhealthy diversity of interests.
I post.......... I am
I posted my joke.
I posted the instructions this morning.
I posted this message just to use this tagline.
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard "Snap, crackle, burp".
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard Snap, crackle, burp.
I poured milk on my serial ports and all my bits got soggy.
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone.
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I practice moderation to excess.
I practice safe eating...I use condiments.
I pray to St. Francis of ANSI C.
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I predict: You were reading a message right now
I prefer "We await your compliance", not "Tremble and obey!"
I prefer 'Indiana' We named the DOG Indiana!
I prefer 'Indiana', We named the DOG Indiana!
I prefer CITY-TV to Country Radio.
I prefer Indiana. -- We named the *dog* Indiana.
I prefer a bottle in front of me
I prefer a dose of common sense -- McCoy
I prefer a good hollowpoint and tactical awareness to get the job done
I prefer a well balanced 'Sleek', myself...:) - TEC
I prefer curly fries - Dr. Forrester
I prefer gay men when they're straight.
I prefer group activity because, if it's foolish, I'm not the only fool.
I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery. -J. J. Rousseau
I prefer my oysters fried.  Then I know my oysters died.
I prefer my oysters fried. That way I know my oysters died.
I prefer my oysters fried. Then I know my oysters died.
I prefer my personal opinion on this.
I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
I prefer not to dwell on things I cannot adequately explain. <Smith>
I prefer old age to the alternative.
I prefer sci-fi to reality. Sci-fi makes sense!
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
I prefer the sign that says 'No Entrance' to one that says 'No Exit'.
I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself. <Bishop>
I prefer the traditional Hamlet - Mike on girl wrestlers
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. - Picard
I prefer to be only slightly insane. Don't we all.
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion. - James T. Kirk
I prefer to learn from _your_ mistakes.
I prefer to remain anomalous.
I prefer to think of it as the Prime Suggestion. - Kirk
I prefer to think of it as the prime suggestion. J. T. Kirk.
I prefer wicked over foolish.  The wicked sometimes rest.
I preferred the dirty version.
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous breakdown.
I pressed the home key, but I'm still in FL. Damn! <G>
I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me.
I pride myself that I assimilate only 95% of Taglines I see. ;)
I procrastinate, therefore I will be.
I program, therefore I am.
I program, therefore I exist.
I promise I won't bite, said the swimming Lawyer to the shark.
I promise I won't bite, the swimming lawyer told the shark.
I promise I won't upload in your mouth!
I promise Wesley exquisite pain -- Lore
I promise not to let it happen again - until next time.
I promise not to tell the junior officers.
I promise results, not promises.
I promise that telethon wants money, Tom pledged.
I promise to have readable messages in the future.
I promise to take good care of your cat.  -Schrodinger
I promised that telethon money, Tom pledged. -John Foster
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I promised you a painless death. It's time. --The Crow.
I promiz I wil git betr wit praktiz....I thimk..oops bad fingr.
I propose you take the  shelf, sir.  -- Data
I protect those around me! - Duncan Macleod
I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!  Worf
I protested the Flag-Burning Amendment by burning 50 flags.
I puff out my chest and GROWL at reality!
I pulled it in and opened it up, and much to my surprize.....
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
I pulled the wool over Ollie's eyes, said Tom foolhardedly.
I punched him in the stomach three times, said Tom triumphantly.
I pusaci su ljudi, ali ne zadugo !!!
I push the TURBO button on my PC REAL hard whenever I'm in a hurry.
I pushed the "delete" key, and my computer vanished!
I put "ALL" in my twit filter.  Nobody sends me mail anymore.
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys and now Windows won't load!
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!
I put Windows into my car computer and I had an accident.
I put all my money into an IRA, Tom said interestedly.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - S.W.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall cerpet.
I put her underwear on my head - Crow as guy confesses
I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time. - s.w.
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in my microwave and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in the microwave & almost went back in time.
I put my hand on her belly, and she said "Would you like to fill me?"
I put my hand on her breast, and she said "Would you like the rest?"
I put my hand on her knee, and she said "Would you like to see?"
I put my hand on her thigh, and she said "Would you like to try?"
I put my money on the spider - Crow
I put on a fake smile, and start the evening show...
I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I put on womens clothing and hang around in bar
I put spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I put spot remover on my dog. Spot's gone!
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @FN@!
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you He !
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you Orville!
I put the boards on the path to avoid the mud, said Tom hygienically.
I put the chill in your bones, I am the wolf. - Danzig
I put them all to sleep - Data
I qualified for Raw Bits!
I question your sincerity, Lore - Data
I questioned my sanity once...it didn't answer.
I quit being a moderator and my ulcer went away.
I quit dancing after I injured a groin muscle.  It wasn't mine.
I quit drinking and smoking once.  Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex once. Most boring 15 minutes ever!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex-worst 15 minutes of my life!
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking/smoking/&sex once.Very boring 15mins.
I quit my job and plugged the coffee pot in the computer room.
I quit my job... for Orville!
I quite drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quote other people on the boards, of course. :) - Dire Wolf
I radiate more heat than light Rush -Presto
I radiate more heat than light.
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
I ran an Atari ST and I had some money, now I run PC and I'm broke!
I ran out of food for the hamsters in my power supply.
I ran out of sick days...I think I'll call in dead.
I ran today Ice Cream truck was going 60 MPH...
I ran today...the Good Humour truck was going 60 mph...
I ran todaythe Good Humor truck was going 60 mph
I rarely argue with mischievous carnivores.
I rarely move around at work if I can help it.
I rather be "Deaf" than "Auditory Challenged"
I rather doubt you are up to it, but one can only hope otherwise.
I rather lose my CARRIER than my mind!
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I reach out to touch all branches in our lineages.
I reached out for the one I tried to destroy --U2
I reached out my hand and he betrayed me - G'Kar
I read 127.5 messages, and all I got was this lousy Decoder Ring!
I read Fidonews for the nudity.
I read Playboy in Braille for the nice bumps.
I read Playgirl for the articles.
I read RIME Politics... for the taglines
I read about it in Land Magazine - Crow
I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading.
I read about the risks of drinking, I gave up reading.
I read about youWay back when I was flying with training wheels
I read banned books and messages.
I read banned books!
I read it in the Big Book so it must be true.
I read it on USENET so it must be true.
I read it on the Continuum.
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
I read that sex was bad for you, so I gave up reading
I read the DOC's...is this English?
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused
I read the book, saw the movie and bought the T-shirt
I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
I read the docs, but the nurses were more fun.
I read the manual: The author speaks no English!
I read the messages in this forum and all I got was this lousy Tagline.
I read the screenplay. Its two pages long - Mike
I read your body language perfectly clear.
I read your speach.  It's plodding, pedantic.  Much like yourself. - Q
I realize that command has it's fascination-- Spock
I really AM a cowboy. I'm not gay! - Crow as Texan
I really am ethical.  It's the stupidity that drives 'em nuts.
I really didn't say everything I said.<Yogi Berra>
I really don't care if I win or lose, but why don't I ever win?
I really don't have time for this. --Hercules
I really don't mind if you sit this one out.
I really hate it when you get heroic. Cuts into my business.
I really have nothing better to do with my free time...
I really hope you like the pinking shears - Tom
I really like men - every woman should own one, and have a backup.
I really like men - every woman should own one.
I really like men - that's why I have so many of them.
I really like my ZyXel!
I really like these new hernia packs - Tom on parachutes
I really like women  -  Every man should own one.
I really love that rock and roll! - Eddie. --Rocky Horror.
I really must learn not to argue with Bob Morgan..!
I really must learn not to argue with ignorance.
I really must learn not to argue with you..!
I really need to relax - MST3K13
I really said "NO!
I really should not respond to my mail before I have my coffee.
I really think a cool board like that should blacklist you!
I really wanted to dispense sour balls - Tom on his head
I really wanted to get in shape, but the gym was 2 flights up...
I received a phone bill from Bell Canada for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Bell South for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Southern Bell for DOS calls!
I reckon it might rain...unless the sun comes out of course.  Jon
I recognized him, just couldn't remember his name!
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. - Leia
I recommend 'doing the dozens,' Captain. -Tuvok
I recruit for heterosexuality
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to "throw away my vote" -- I vote LIBERTARIAN!
I refuse to accept the same faith as Jesse Helms.
I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you Orville.
I refuse to deny anything....
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to fight a duel of wits with an unarmed opponent!
I refuse to go to a doctor who believes in reincarnation.
I refuse to grow up!specially after seeing how they act!
I refuse to grow up... :-)
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
I refuse to obey that French 'No Smoking' sign, fumed Tom defensively.
I refuse to place a tagline at the end of this message! PERIOD!!!
I refuse to pollute my system with Windoze!
I refuse to practice safe sax! "Bill Clinton"
I refuse to say anything quotable. - TEC
I refuse to say anything quotable. - The Evil Clown
I refuse to support President Clinton _or_ her husband's economic plan.
I refuse to support President Clinton and her husband's economic plan.
I refuse to support President Clinton and her husband's health plan.
I refuse to take my case to a lower species. - Winchester
I refuse to wear a 'power suit' unless it's powered armor!
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
I regret I have but one asterisk for my country - N. H*le
I remember 1st time I loaded Windoze...its still loading!
I remember Yamit. Do you?
I remember back when Jay Leno was funny.
I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue. -- Rick
I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data
I remember every fact that I am exposed to - Data
I remember everything that I haven't forgotten
I remember everything. I have a pornographic memory.
I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait it was yesterday!
I remember me... I think.
I remember my fathers last words, tomorrow you're outta my will.
I remember now , I remember how it started.
I remember now / I remember how it started.
I remember the 1st time I had sex - I still have the receipt!
I remember the Jackson four.
I remember the book depository -- TMBG
I remember the last words of my grandfather:  "A truck!"
I remember the words. I don't understand.
I remember using punch cards to load data in the computer
I remember when "Bobbit" was a race in the Ultima games (sigh)
I remember when "Bobbitt" was a race in the Ultima games (sigh)
I remember when Ozma was a boy and the Scarecrow ruled!
I remember when Saturns were ROCKETS, not cars!
I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous...
I remember when sex was safe and motorcycles weren't!
I remember when these little one-liners were called fortune cookies.
I remember when these were called cookies, not taglines.
I remember when we could sleep on stones --U2
I remember when you first came to me. - Delenn
I remember when you had to know how to solder to
I remember when you used a pencil to compute.
I remember when, a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
I remember when, baby sitters were called mothers.
I remember you-I knew you in a past life! You were a dipshit then too.
I remembered to tithe the Messenger.
I renamed my Windows batch file LOSE.BAT
I rented a pickup truck. It didn't work: I didn't get any girls.
I repaired your nipple - Mike
I repeat! Help stamp out, remove, and eliminate repetitive redundancy!
I replaced Windows with a pack of playing cards.
I replaced their dylithium with new Folger's Crystals...
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!
I rescued you, didn't I, from the terrible dawn. - Armand
I researched my family tree apparently I don't exist!
I researched my family tree, and found I don't have one!
I researched my family tree, and guess whatI don't exist!
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!
I resemble that remark <g>
I resemble that remark....
I resent being called smart.  I should be called brilliant!
I resent being treated like the sort of person I am.
I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
I reserve the right to be totally wrong!
I reserve the right to go insane when necessary.
I reserve the right to go insane.
I reserve the right to spout nonsense, and believe in it.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.<W. Mizner>
I respect the dead. In Fact, I'd only respect you if you died right now!
I respect you too much to take advantage at this time- TEC
I respect you too much to take advantage at this time...
I respect your (very) different opinion.
I rest my case. :)
I retrofitted my car with a smaller steering wheel for my mouse driver.
I return from the dump with more than I took...what's wrong with that?
I return you to your whining and crying.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
I rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body - Crow
I rule the roost, but my wife rules the rooster.
I rule this inferno, enthroned for eternity!
I run Blue Wave through an open Window.  No WONDER it's cold in here!
I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
I run OS/2 2.0 on my XT without a hitch. NOT!!!
I run Windows with 16 Meg and it's still annoying!
I run a Mac... why should I care that OS/2 can run Windows?
I run a clean place -- Guinan
I run a free board, why can't the registrations be free?
I run all my men off 'cause I just *love* to watch 'em walk away!
I run into friends a lot. Maybe I should stay on the road when I drive
I run stop signs; I don't believe what I read.
I run the convenience store on the road less traveled.
I rush the lich and steal his spell book.
I sacrificed bugs to Osiris, now Windows runs.
I sacrificed bugs to Osirus, now Windows runs.
I said "Beam me aboard" not "Beem me a ford!"
I said "Get thee behind me, Satan." He did, and pushed.
I said "Orbit the planet...NOT nuke the site."
I said "fool-proof", NOT "stupid-proof"!
I said "fool-proof, NOT stupid-proof"
I said "go to the *LDS* Center," NOT "go to the *LSD* Center!!!"
I said "shut up", as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker.
I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
I said 'batty'! - Tom as Adam West
I said *sit* there!  *YOU'RE* going to clean that up!
I said *sit* there! Now you are going to clean that up!
I said Beam me aboard not Beam me a ford!
I said BetaZOID! Not Beta TESTER! --Troi.
I said Bud Lite, NOT blood lite - Tom
I said CAMELOT not CUM A LOT!!!
I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!
I said I think I love you, you said What's not to love.
I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
I said I was sick, but would anybody listen?
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!
I said MAYBE and that's final!
I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed? --B. Hawke.
I said `shut-up', as in close your mouth and stop talking - Riker
I said a BUD LIGHT - Joan of Arc
I said a BUD LIGHT. - J. d'Arc
I said a young man aint got nothing in the world these days - The Who
I said across her nose, not up it!
I said beam me aboard, Scotty, NOT a two-by-four!
I said bottoms up... I didn't mean to finish your drink!
I said carve up the TURKEY, dear - John Bobbitt
I said comb the desert! - Skroob
I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
I said get a CLERIC, not a CLERK!
I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch. - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards
I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards...
I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! (D*mn wizards.)
I said how 'bout some music, you said you got any Merle?
I said it was *A* Huggy Bear - Crow
I said it was a good idea all along.
I said it! Oh! I said it again!
I said kid'leys, did'l I? - Data
I said no gnu taxes..have I taxed any gnus?
I said nothing, and I was misquoted!
I said put it down! - Zack Allen
I said sedate, not seduce, Counselor.-Picard
I said she wets fire hydrants.
I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker
I said something to *DRINK* - not something to *WASH* in! - Aahz
I said take a LITTLE off the top of my HEAD! - John Bobbitt.
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?"
I said touch *nothing*! - Rimmer
I said, "E.T., call OHM"; but he resisted.
I said, Death in Texas not Death and Taxes.
I sail my memories of old like boats across the seine
I sail my schooner on the highway of life.
I salute you with my cigarette - Crow
I sat on Santas lap. His fly was open! Boy, what a present he gave me!
I save ALL my keno pads - Crow on wall full of charts
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College - Mike
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College... -- Nelson
I saved the life of a virgin sacrifice, I disqualified her.
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I saved your life the other day.  Killed a shit-eating dog
I saved your life today - killed a sh*t-eating dog.
I saved your life today -- killed a crap-eating dog.
I saved your life today -- killed a shit-eating dog.
I saw ELVIS. He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis - he sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I saw Elvis at a Bomber game.
I saw Elvis at a Cowboys game.
I saw Elvis at the post office.  Bought his picture for 29 cents.
I saw Elvis at the post office...Bought his picture for .29
I saw Elvis!  He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO!
I saw Elvis!  He was sitting between me and Jimmy Hoffa on the UFO.
I saw Elvis!!  He sat between me and Bigfoot on a UFO!
I saw Elvis!...he was wearing an I HATE Windows Button!
I saw Elvis, he sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He sat between Rod Speed and Bigfoot on the UFO"
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Orville on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  I sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the U FO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bob on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Jack on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Jeremy on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Keith on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and L. Wilson on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Laura on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Orville on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Robert on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Stella on the UFO.
I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger - Tom
I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus - Joel
I saw Jesus on a plane... or maybe it was Elvis...
I saw Jimmy Hoffa. he sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
I saw Superman fly around the sun on TV, I know it's true!
I saw The Exorcist three times.  I don't know what possessed me.
I saw Wally Gator slam dance a Smurf, is that strange enough? - Slappy
I saw a Smart Blonde last night, disguised as a brunette.
I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment, Tom visualized.
I saw a coyote! Theres another one -Tom Servo as scenery passes
I saw a coyote! Theres another one -Tom as scenery passes
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train!
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. - S.W.
I saw a man with a wooden leg... and a real foot.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. - s.w.
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I saw a vacuum tube in the Smithsonian once.
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada - Joel
I saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I saw her first!
I saw him move! ... SHOOT! - BATF
I saw him wet them on the field of honor - Tom
I saw it in a cartoon, but I can do it...%^#$ NO CARRIER
I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I saw it in a manga, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.
I saw it on one of those Sylvester the Chicken cartoons ... hehehehe
I saw it on the radio.
I saw my hair in the mirror & paniced - Mike as girl
I saw my life flash before me and I picked up some great taglines!
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge - Bart Simpson's lines
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F17
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F17
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. --Bart Simpson.
I saw stars dancing on the water.
I saw that man remove my ballot from the box, said Tom devotedly.
I saw that punch coming, so I blocked it with my chin!
I saw that!  And I'm telling your mother!
I saw that!  You were trying to steal my tagline weren't you?
I saw that! Givin away my originals eh? ;) Couldn't resist!
I saw that! You were trying to steal my tagline, weren't you?
I saw the ball, Brian, and I put it in the back o' the net.
I saw the best minds of my generation... but not here!
I saw the commercial! What do YOU mean OS/2 doesn't play snooker?
I saw the light in your window tonight.
I saw the light!   It hurt my eyes.
I saw the light!  It hurt my eyes
I saw the light!  It hurt my eyes.
I saw the worse minds in my generation helped by fantasy.
I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it!
I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it..
I saw this in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it...
I saw this match on Lifetime - Mike on girl wrestlers
I saw this on Midnight Express - Crow on dinosaur fight
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw yo'momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw you take one through the pump. - Charlie DeSalvo
I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
I saw, I conquered, I came.
I sawed the see-saw from out under Esaue!
I say 'don't move,' Snow White. You move you're dead. Albrect
I say Nuke the entire site from orbit just to be sure!
I say YaMAYto and you say YaMAHto...
I say just punch him then and there. - Calvin
I say old boy, pull out of that dive - ^&@$  -- [NO HARRIER].
I say old chap, that's a jolly tagline you have there.
I say put Shroedinger in the box and see how he likes it!
I say that thing shooting at us looks like a spider! - No, it dosn't.
I say the Rooster.....<G>
I say then, Has God cast away His people? Certainly not!
I say we go for it, and hope that we have a good experience.
I say we nuke Waco from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, its the only way to be sure.
I say we ride down to @F's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to @FN@'s and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Chad's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Danny Della's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Dataman's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to John's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Orville's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Rasta's and steal his tagline file. - Harley
I say we ride down to Yyour place and steal your tagline file.
I say we ride down to your place and steal your tagline file.
I say we start busing gays into predominately straight communities.
I say we upgrade him to DOS 2.0 and Windows 3.0... (snicker)
I say you're a thing of the past and you ain't gonna last...
I say, "Hey Scumbag, has there been an alarm?".
I say, put Lyle Leavell in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box & see how HE likes it.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say, put Scott Dowdle in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say.. even Jesus was obedient.. even unto death!
I say...have you been into the mushrooms again?
I say: "Back to the store for a Win95 refund!"
I says, 'which is the hippies and which is the dogs?'
I scanned a message from Bill on "some of my current taglines"
I scanned a message from Ray on "Cat Taglines"
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
I second that motion and ... Bartender! Another round!
I secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers.
I see 29 Chriss crawling around in my aquarium!
I see 29 John Baffords crawling around in my aquarium!
I see David Koresh finally quit smoking!
I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator!
I see a "Sacred Cow" and BANG - I think - Hamburger!
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant-- Tom Servo
I see a disgusting worm on you - Frank to Dr. Forrester
I see a germ! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
I see a light Mike - Crow's near death experience
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I see a moderator!  Quick, change the subject!
I see a movie & I want to paint it black - Tom sings
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
I see a snow coned shape thing - Joel on alien symbols
I see a summer night, with a magic moon.
I see a woman may be made a fool, if she had not the spirit to resist.
I see another red eyed morning coming.
I see by the gun that today isn't good for you.  Later?
I see by your gun that today isn't good for you.  We'll reschedule.
I see he rousted you out of bed as well. - Ivanova
I see his open mouth but I hear no sound...
I see how their eyes are gathered into one
I see my cut has improved your voice! - Ramirez
I see my signal's turned from green to red - Hendrix
I see no humor here, I can only laugh at the thought.
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted -- Spock
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - Spock
I see nothing...NOTH-ING! -Sgt. Schultz
I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly. -Diana, V
I see only the past.
I see said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'. -- Opus
I see that Zambezzian barley production is up again.
I see that you weren't fully debugged before release.
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
I see the beauty. - Butthead
I see the front torpedo bays are loaded - Crow on boobs
I see the hand of Man arise, with hungry mind and open eyes -Rush 2112
I see the light!  It's a BUD light!
I see them in bed/My gun appears by magic/Bang they both are dead!
I see them! I see the fnords!
I see we're neighbors. I live in College Station, TX.
I see you HAVE met him, or at quoted him ;-) - Myra I Fox
I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
I see you are performing up to your standards.
I see you decided to go psycho. Godspeed! - Dr. Forrester, MST3K
I see you got out of the morgue okay. - Duncan MacLeod
I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as mine. - Helmut
I see you need an error-correcting modem.       >snicker<
I see you shiver in antici........................pation
I see you shiver in antici........................pation.
I see you shiver with an ti ci [SAY IT!] pation.
I see you shiver with antici.......PATION!
I see you shudder with antici . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PA-tion.
I see you're a natural blonde, so I'll speak slowly.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
I see you're into sadonecrobeastiality... beating a dead horse, that is.
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
I see you've done this before.  Morticia Addams
I see your "imagine" and raise you a "simulacrum."  ;>
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
I see your 6 taglines and raise you 2.
I see your Cthulhu and raise you Sauron.
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.  Let's see how you handle it!
I see your always willing to share your ignorance...@FN@.
I see your foot and your mouth have been introduced.
I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine!
I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife...
I see. It is precisely because I am _not_ human. Data
I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it?
I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it? HAH!!
I seek but what belongs to me in truth.
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way to slamabeer.
I seek not to know the answers,but to understand the questions-Caine
I seem to be a verb.  -- Buckminster Fuller
I seem to be a verb. -B. Fuller
I seem to be having problems with my lifestyle.
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my Lifestyle!
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life style
I seem to be hearing the sound of idle hands clapping.
I seem to be outgrowing my birthday suit.
I seem to be the last to know just about everything around here!
I seem to have lost my phone number - may I borrow yours?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I seem to have lost my telephone number.  Can I borrow yours?
I seem to have misplaced my uniform -- Spock
I seem to have more on my burners than I have burners!
I seem to have picked up a bad hobbit.
I seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I seen yo'momma downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
I seen you do the dog, I seen you getting down
I seen you do the dog, I seen you getting down.
I sense    The Moderator!
I sense The Moderator!
I sense a commercial coming, everythings fading to black. - Troi
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage -- Troi
I sense danger, Will Robinson!
I sense great lust from half the crew - Troi
I sense life has taken another sardonic twist. -Brain
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage - Troi
I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage-Troi
I sense nonsense. . .Is there a Liberal around?
I sense something.  A presence I've not felt since.- Darth Vader
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since -- Vader
I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since...
I sense that much of this historic moment is escaping you. -Brain
I sense the bartender wants me, Captain. _Mayday_! - Troi.
I sense the entity staring at my cleavage. Troi
I sense*SLAP*  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense...     The Moderator!
I sense... <*SLAP*>  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense... *SLAP*  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense... *SLAP*  Not while we're on the bridge, Will! ...
I sense...The Moderator!
I sent 'em to da Klingon ship, where there'll be no Tribble at all
I sent Kathleen on a mission to the Antilles, Tom indicated.
I sent you a netmail, did you not recieve it?
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
I serve ~NO ONE~! - LaCroix
I set my laserjet on "STUN".
I set off EVERY stud detector in the hardware store!
I set off every stud sensor in the hardware store.
I shake Asmodeus' hand ... ASMODEUS' HAND??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer.-Winchester
I shall digitize or die !!!
I shall digitize or die!
I shall endeavor to speed up the process. -- Data
I shall leave the room.
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I shall not altogether die. -- Horace
I shall not rest until all Trekkers breathe Bajoran air!
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat -- Kurn
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat. -- K'Ern
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat. Kurn.
I shall smite Evil with inconsistent messages.
I shall soon complete my mission and depart your watery planet
I shall taunt you a second time.
I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat.  -- Kurn
I shan't elaborate.
I share a single apartment with 3 cats, my furniture is WAY too nice!
I share my place with a headstrong pig and an overconfident cat.
I sharpened my wits on a dead man's skull. - Soundgarden
I shave with Occam's Razor.
I shiny new era is just growing nearer.   Scar
I shiver, but it ain't from the cold baby!!
I shiver, but it aint from the cold babe!
I shook my family tree and a bunch if NUTTs fell out!
I shook my family tree and a bunch of NUTTs fell out.
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!OJW
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree and some nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree, and a bunch of nuts fell out!
I shoot every third salesperson that calls. The second one just left.
I shop, therefore I am broke.
I shop, therefore I am.
I shot JFK and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
I shot JFK, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I shot JR! I killed that fat bar keep! - Frank
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I shot a man in South Amboy, just to watch him die.
I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK!
I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
I shot her in the back 'cause her back was to me!
I shot the Foys and a dozen Barton Boys...
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Mod-er-a-tor...
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the moderator.
I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the moderator
I shot the Sysop, but I should've shot the Moderator...
I shot the moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-moderator
I shot the sheriff/But I did not shoot the administrative assistant...
I shot the sysop, but I didn't shoot the moderator
I should be back by then. - Sheridan
I should be so lucky.
I should be thinking about my own sweet Servo - Crow
I should be with you right now.
I should have BBSed all night.
I should have BBSed all night...
I should have asked them before they died!
I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. - Leia
I should have gotten earthquake insurance. - Duncan MacLeod
I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.
I should have left you a long time ago - Hendrix
I should have quit while I was not as far behind.
I should have quit while I was not so far behind.
I should have stopped sooner, Tom postulated.
I should have worn white... it goes with everything! - The Cat
I should hope so! <g>
I should mosey back to the grocery store - Mike
I should never eat my grandma's meatloaf.
I should never ride my bike in mud when I don't how deep it is.
I should not be ungrateful to those teachers.
I should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses. --Fox Mulder.
I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses. --Mulder.
I should warn you, I'm just a torso - Crow
I should've bbs'ed all night
I should've bbs'ed all night.
I should've died with my crew. --Commodore Matt Decker.
I should've transferred to a cargo drone.  No complaints! - O'Brien
I shoulda been a cowboy, I shoulda learned to rope and ride
I shouldn't ask my dad what a word means unless I want to look it up.
I shouldn't try out my chemistry set on my mom's new dishwasher.
I shouted "Ol !" every time one was gored...
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair.
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
I sincerely believe that vampires evolved from vacuums...
I sing of arms and a dead white male.
I sing the progress of a deathless soul. -- Donne
I sing whenver I sing whenever I- Gypsy
I sit down next to him and get my gear off. (My armour I meant!)
I skipped the part about love... It seemed so silly. - Low
I slapped Anne B. Davis once - Crow as Robert Reed
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I sleep better at night knowing Kai Winn is out there to protect us.
I sleep like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I slept in a draft last night, said Tom stiffly.
I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I slept like a spatula... tossed and turned all night.
I slept with Joe Isuzu   <- she's lying
I slept with you the other night, you didn't call, you didn't write
I slept with your wife but we didn't really do it.
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology!
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2 Warp
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
I smashed my modem with an AUTOEXEC.BAT!
I smell MONEY--
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
I smell a RAT!  did you bake it, or fry it??
I smell a rat, a big commie rat! - Joel
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I smell a wumpus.
I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. - Bart Simpson
I smell fresh pants! - Crow
I smell gas, Tom fumed.
I smell like cheese - Tom as geeky guy
I smell memory leakage.  Someone here is dozing.
I smell smoke.  I think my brain's about to go.
I smell smoke...
I smell smoking brains... Even through the echo...
I smell someone stinky! ..oh, it's me. - Barney Gumble
I smell something steeeenky! - Nerve ending fairy
I smell something stin-ky! - The Nerve-ending Fairy
I smoke 16 cigars a day. Drink five Martinis a day. My doctor is dead.
I smoked a GIF once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked a salmon once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked a salmon once, but didn't inhale
I smoked turkey once, but I *didn't* inhale
I snatch kisses. (and vice versa)
I soak myself for 3 hrs. after every meal - TV's Frank
I sold my cow, so I don't need your bull.
I sold my sole to Satan. He's been floundering around ever since.
I sold my sole to the Devil.  He's been floundering around ever since.
I sold my soul to Satan - he gave it back.
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He gave it back.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold the sword & bought some Finnish vodka -Tom as hero
I soldered it! - Crow says proudly on robot
I solved it! The chicken got hit while crossing the road!
I solved the parking problem. I bought a parked car.
I somehow feel I'm most alive when I'm singing.    Judy Garland
I sometimes debate with fools, and they often think the same!OJW
I sometimes have an opinion but you wouldn't know about it.
I sometimes live in my own world, its ok, they know me there.
I sort all MY recipes by temperature.
I sort all MY taglines by thickness.
I sought understanding. I listened to the song. - Kosh
I spaced him - Garibaldi
I spare not a single unit of thought on these cybernetic simpletons.
I speak 3 languages: English, Spanish, and PROFANITY!
I speak American and I can go anyplace in the world. - Frank Burns
I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue
I speak English, but assembler is my native tongue.
I speak English, some Japanese & Hungarian but no Computerese.
I speak fluent Dude.
I speak for myself... no one else would want the responsibility.
I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.
I speak giberish *fluently*!
I speak good Japanese: Toyota not Honda, Sony not Isuzu.
I speak of rights!  A machine has none!  A man must.
I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must.
I speak only for myself, not for any others!!!
I speak only for myselves.
I speak religion's message clear - NIN
I speak religion's message clear, and I control you.
I speak two languages, limited english and racing!
I speak with my own voice, not his - Picard
I sped up my keyboard & I can't catch up with it.
I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
I sped up my keyboard and I can't keep up with it!
I spell knife with an "n". * Picard
I spend all my money on booze, boats & broads; the rest I wasted!
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
I spend most of my time in class studing.
I spent $900 on this Bose headset & I can /still/ hear my CFI yelling!
I spent 3 weeks childproofing my home. They still get in.
I spent Thursday wondering what had happened to Wednesday.
I spent a lot of time writing this and you want it for free?
I spent a month in Dallas one weekend
I spent all my money on a FAX machine.  Now I can only FAX collect.
I spent an interesting weekend with a "Thor" once...
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze...
I spent hours coming up with this tagline.  Could you tell?
I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline.  This isn't it.
I spent lastnight in the arms of a girl in Louisiana
I spent most of my money on beer and women - the rest I just wasted.
I spent most of my money on bng, I'm re-loading
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog, now he is gone!
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... and he dissapeared.
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.  -- Steve Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. - S.W.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. --Steven Wright.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...
I spilled spot remover on my dog...he's gone now.
I spilled spot-remover on my dog...he disappeared.
I spilt the syrup, said Tom stickily.
I spoke of unbreakable rules, this is one of them. - Duncan MacLeod
I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
I stand all amazed at the love Jesus offers me,
I stand by all my misstatements.
I stand by all the misstatements. Dan Quayle
I stand corrected again!  May I sit down now? :-)
I stand corrected.  May I sit down now?
I stared Death straight in the eye. He blinked first. I won!
I start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I start walking your way, you start walking mine...
I started a joke, which set the whole world crying
I started a joke, which set the whole world crying.
I started out broke.  I still have some left.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it.
I started out with nothing and I have most of it left.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left..
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
I started with a ZX-81... and look what it got me into.
I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I started with nothing and still have most of it left.
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
I stayed up all night writing taglines.
I steal _ALL_ Taglines.
I steal bikes on the side - Tom as bread man
I steal only quality taglines.!
I steal only the best Taglines.
I steal taglines from somewhere else and pass the SAVINGS on to YOU!
I steal taglines one at a time.
I steal tags.... Where do you think I got this one????
I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
I stick with these general rules whenever wishes come into play
I still believe in you.
I still can manage a smile...
I still can't figure out why a bee and a bird would be togther.
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
I still don't get it. - Guido
I still don't have a handle on life, but I have its FCB.
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
I still don't see OS/2 reading any of these Mac disks...
I still don't see that much information coming from a hairnet!
I still dream of lips I never should have kissed - NIN
I still got her number, but i can't reach her anymore
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.    - Bard
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower these days.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I still haven't struck oil, said Tom boringly.
I still havn't found what I'm looking for.
I still like this better than Top Gun. A LOT better -Mike
I still like to do the odd trick now and then- TEC
I still like to do the odd trick now and then...
I still love The Canadiens...no matter what!
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
I still miss mah 's-mama, but mah aim be improvin'!
I still miss my X-wife, but my aim is improving.
I still miss my cat - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex ... but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex, but with this laser sight...
I still miss my ex-girlfriend - but with my new nuclear warhead...
I still miss my ex-girlfriend -- but my aim's improving.
I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim IS improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
I still miss my ex-wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I still miss my ex-wife, but tomorrow I am getting a laser sight.
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife...but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex-wife...but with this new laser site ...
I still miss my exboyfriend sometimes, but my aim is improving!
I still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better...
I still miss my wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight.
I still miss my wife, but tommorrow I'm getting a laser sight..
I still recall the taste of my tears - NIN
I still recall the taste of your tears -- NIN
I still recall the taste of your tears.
I still think I can draw blood from you, Tom probed vainly.
I still think Sisko should get Yakko, Wakko and Dot instead!
I still think bland is the way to go here - Mike
I still think that Arafat and Ringo are the same guy.
I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton.
I still think you're a liar. -- Kira
I stitched up enough soldiers this morning to make a rug. - Trapper
I stojim tu ispred novog vremena,kad verni psi pocinju da grizu i odlaze
I stole a replicator, but it made mush out of me.  - Kazon
I stole it from your mother.
I stole them ALL, and I'll sort `em later <G>
I stole this Tagline; I'm ashamed! Should I give it back?
I stole this tagline from someone else!
I stole your tagline just to taunt and torture you!
I stood you up more times than the Star Spangled Banner!
I stop on a dime.  I wish people wouldn't leave dimes around.
I stopped a car with my face once - Tom on ugly guy
I stopped drag racing...those high heels were killing me.
I stopped having morale about six months ago. - Hawkeye
I strained myself walking through a screen door.
I stress quality, but I settle for quality stress.
I strike aimlessly at balls. - Mutant Raccoon
I strive for perfection--what I get is partial reality.
I strongly suggest you get us out of here.
I studied Chinese philosophy...an hour later I was wondering again.
I studied evolution, It's going SLOW!!
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
I suck nipples.... With a straw.
I suck. -Digital Shakespeare
I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry. -- Morticia Addams
I suddenly heard something cracking, whilest I was nearly napping.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
I suffer from CMS - Can't Remember Shit!
I suffer from CRS -- Can't Remember Shit.
I suffer from CRS --- Can't Remember Sh!t!!!
I suffer from CRS.  Can't Remember Shit!
I suffer from Cranial Rectal Submission; I know I'm an @ss hole!
I suffer from Cranial Rectal Submission; I know I'm an asshole!
I suffer from chronic spontaneous human combustion.
I suffer from sick as hell anemia.
I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
I suffered for my art. Now it's your turn.
I sugest you return home and join the military - G'Kar
I suggest a new strategy R2. Let the Wookie win. - C3PO
I suggest a new strategy, #AF#. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, #TN#.  Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, @FN@. Let the Wookiee win.
I suggest a new strategy, @FN@. Let the woman win.
I suggest a new strategy, Bob. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, Brad. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, Keely. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, Orville. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, R2.  Let the wookie win. - C3PO
I suggest a new strategy.  Let the Wookiee win.
I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest that you stick your fingers in your ears and hum - Sheriaden
I suggest we avoid exposing it to any further energy emissions.-Data
I suggest you guys call Dial-A-Prayer For Atheists: no answer!
I suggest you return home and join the military. --G'Kar.
I suggest you stay away from the coffee there buddy!
I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir - Data
I support Artificial Stupidity.
I support MERIT PAY and PIECE WORK for Politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
I support capital punishment.  Let's start with Janet Reno!
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support mental health like crazy.
I support merit pay for politicians.
I support peoples' rights, not government's rights.
I support pharmaceutical manufacture although drugs can be abused.
I support the rights of White African-Americans.
I support three basic food groups: 1) Keg  2) Bottle  3) Can
I suppose I should have updated the system. --Holly.
I suppose I'm really, really interested...
I suppose another day won't kill me -- O'Brien
I suppose if I had two X chromosomes, I'd feel hostile too. -Calvin
I suppose in many ways I should have updated the system, really--Holly
I suppose in many ways I should have updated the system, really.
I suppose its not a perfect world...
I suppose that some good will eventually come from it... - MR
I suppose we have a different outlook.
I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon <Murtagh>
I suppose when it gets to that point, we shan't know how it does it.  - Turing
I suppose you call a Vice Admiral the pro chaser ?
I suppose you enjoy getting your butt kicked...
I suppose you'll want to be rescued now.
I suppose you're all wondering why I've called you here.
I suppose you're worried about your fish too.
I sure do love those BBS's.
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butthead show! -Primus
I sure hope Bob gets his MrUti fixed soon!
I sure hope God grades on a curve.
I sure picked the wrong week to stop smoking!
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. - Troi
I survived Catholic school.
I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin' T-Shirt.
I survived Phoenix AZ, Aug 23, 1991:  122 degrees in the shade
I survived Wolf 359 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
I survived _Dazzler:  The Movie_!
I survived a pot-luck portal. <Starrigger, DeChancie>
I survived the "Gay" flame wars on Fido's TEEN echo!-LG
I survived the Butler-Adams War of 1992.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
I survived the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion!
I survived the Par-tay at the DINGY LITTLE BIKER BUILDING!
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I survived the german Autobahn!
I survived the total perspective vortex.
I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard
I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana.   *Picard*
I survived: Reagan-Bush, 1980-1992
I suspect your hub has less to do with it than the satellite.
I swallowed a slug!  Does that make me a trill?
I swallowed a window! Tom shouted painfully.
I sware to you were not finished yet!
I swear I don't use offline mail!
I swear I just found everything I need  NIN
I swear I just found everything I need.
I swear I never touched it.  Nobody saw me.  They can't prove a thing.
I swear by the shadow by your side
I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya.
I swear honey...just 5 minutes long distance to one BBS....
I swear officer!..I didn't know she was inflatable!
I swear she must believe it's all heaven sent!
I swear to God. I thought turkeys could fly. Carlson
I swear to tell the truth, so help me me. -George Burns, as God
I swear! If he says Pull my finger one more time.
I swear, I was just helping those sheep over the fence!
I swear, every word is true!
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. Elizabeth Taylor
I swear, it was the medication I was taking! :) - Jalapeno
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
I swear, the cat was like that when I found it......
I swear, you grow more like Louis every day. - Lestat
I swear. Sometimes I don't know why I keep him.  Garfield on Jon
I swear...
I sweeten my Coffee with no-doze.
I swelled until I burst, and you fell down to earth - Course of Empire
I swipe more taglines by 9:00 AM than most people do...
I swiped this tagline from @TO.
I swiped this tagline from Orville Bullitt.
I swiped this tagline from Orville.
I sysop, therefore I can.
I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!
I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!"
I t'ain't no stinking Pepper.
I t*ld yo*, "Never*touch *he flop*y disk s*rface!"
I tHinK ... tHeREFORe i am overqUAlifiED.
I tXld yoX, "NeverXtouch Xhe flopXy disk sXrface!"
I t_ld yo_, "Never_touch _he flop_y disk s_rface!"
I tag whenever I tag whene--<hic>--ver I tag ...
I tagline only in dire situations.
I take "Don't try this at home" as a personal challenge.
I take Chocolate form strangers.
I take Chocolate from strangers.
I take Christmas very seriously - it's almost a religion with me.
I take a nap while d/l on my 2400 modem - who cares how long.
I take an instant dislike to lawyers.  It saves time.
I take an instant dislike to lawyers. It saves time.
I take drugs and sing rock and roll.  Look what it did for Elvis.
I take it that one who is politically correct is completely ignorant.
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again - Riker
I take it that your family goes back a few generations?
I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim? - Frodo
I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim? - Kirk
I take it the odds are against us and the situation's grim.
I take it there's no qualifying exam to join this echo.
I take my kids huntin', so I don't have to hunt for my kids.
I take my lion to church every Sunday.  He has to eat! *
I take my pet Lion to church every Sunday.  He has to eat!
I take my pet Lion to rap concerts all the time.  He has to eat...
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday He has to eat.
I take my place with the Lord of the hills.
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
I take no responsibility for random taglines.
I take no responsibility for that random tagline.
I take orders from just one person!  Me! - Han Solo
I take orders from just one person, me!
I take orders from one person!  Me!
I take orders from one person! Me!
I take two holidays a year - both six months long
I take virtual drugs to handle virtual reality.
I take you where you want to go - NIN
I talk to myself because I know what I mean.  I think.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I talk to myself, everyone needs intelligent conversaions.
I tan in a camouflage bikini so the neighbors can't watch me.
I taste copper - Joel after electro-shock
I tata bi sine, i tata bi.
I taught (him) everything he knew. But not everything I know.<Jesse>
I taught @FN@ everything @FN@ knows!
I taught I tall a puddy tat, I did! I did!
I taught I taw a puddy tat, I did!  I did!
I taught I taw a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I taught Nero to tune and together we watched Rome burn. - LaCroix
I taught Orville all Orville knows; that's why I have little left.
I taught my husband everything he knows; That's why I have little left
I tawht I tahw a Kzin... I did! I did!  MUNCH!!
I tawht I tawh a Kzin...I did! I did! MUNCH!!!
I tawt I taw a Borg ship! I *DID*, I *DID* see a@^$!@#& NO CARRIER
I tawt I taw a putty tag. I did, I did taw a putty tag!
I tawt I taw a putty tat!  I did!  I did!  <<SMASH!!>
I teach them correct principles and they govern themselves. - J. Smith
I teach them correct principles and they govern themselves.-Joseph Smith
I teleported into a blender.  I feel so mixed-up.
I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house.  I'm actually a lawyer.
I tell myself, "I told you so."
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
I tell you there is such a thing as creative hate. Willa Cather
I tell you, it's no use.
I tell you: don't smoke, whatever you do, don't smoke. - Yul Brynner
I tend bar and I listen -- Guinan
I tend to offend the easily offended.
I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong.
I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds, said Tom knowingly.
I terror your 99/100 Berserked Atog *pbbbbbffffftzzz!*
I tested positive for E.I.B.!
I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
I thank my God upon evey remembrance of you, (Phi 1:3)
I thank my God, I speak with tongues more than ye all. (1 Cor 14:18)
I thank my God, I speak with tongues more than ye all: (1CO 14:18)
I thank my lucky stars I don't believe in astrology
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious!
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious.
I thank the bank for the money, Thank God for you.
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul.
I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
I thank you very much for your time and any advice you may have.
I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd....
I think *AND* talk better with my feet on the ground. - Skeeve
I think - Therefore I'm Dangerous.
I think - therefore I am conservative.
I think - therefore I am not politically correct.
I think - therefore, I'm single.
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
I think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I think ... therefore, I am overqualified.
I think Clara's over-depending on the floppy thing - Tom
I think Clinton is a bad president, and I don't like his taxes
I think Clinton just taxed my tax refund.
I think Ed Wood has directed himself into a corner - Mike
I think Gypsy's getting into the grub kitchen - Tom
I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I am having an overnight sensation right now!!
I think I am tired of reality, I'm going to read taglines.
I think I can...I think I can..
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think I exist; therefore I exist....I think.
I think I get your drift.... Bombs away......
I think I got it made & they throw something else at me.
I think I have a piece of coal in my shorts, said Tom stochastically.
I think I have to go to the bathroom. --Ivanova.
I think I have what just might be an idea. - Hawkeye
I think I hear a great sucking sound - Tom
I think I hear the herald of a New Tagline....nah, just a fart!
I think I hear the moderator coming. Hide
I think I heard something hit a fan.
I think I heard that one before, but I wasn't listening at the time!
I think I hitched my wagon to a falling star.
I think I just hearasied on several important religions.
I think I just heard something hit a fan.
I think I just heresied on several important religions.
I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it.
I think I just lost my mind... watch your step!
I think I just sexually harrassed myself!
I think I knew you in a past life, you were a dipshit then too!
I think I know why your source code runs so slow...
I think I left it in Bella's office. - McCoy - A Piece of The Action
I think I lost my mind.  Please watch where you step.
I think I might regenerate, Tom, the Doctor said shiftily
I think I might regenerate, the Doctor said shiftily.
I think I misunderstood what I thought you said!
I think I must have had a little too much coffee this morning??!
I think I need a Lear Jet - Pink Floyd
I think I need a life...like REAL BAD!
I think I need a spin doctor, this yarn is overplied.
I think I need new glasses; "Ack!"
I think I need some new taglines.
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
I think I now have enough to produce an entire script.  Just one
I think I preferred it when they were shooting.  - Yakko
I think I saw the sun yesterday!
I think I see a tag line comming... YEP.
I think I see a tagline coming on here! - JJ Judkins
I think I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree..
I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
I think I should throw windows out it's name.
I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
I think I think, therefore I might be.
I think I think, therefore I think I am.  I think.
I think I think, therefore I think.  (I think...)
I think I think;  therefore, I think I am.
I think I think; therefore, I think I am.
I think I thought; therefore, I think I was.
I think I understand what I just said!
I think I was once. I think We were. --Jim Morrison
I think I will be myself, I'm better at it than anyone else.
I think I will not hang myself today.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think I'd look good in, uh, on you.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I think I'll go program another Windows clone. No problem.
I think I'll go to Mother and complain to her of this.
I think I'll go write that letter - Riker
I think I'll have another drink.
I think I'll have another drink. - Cogito sumere potum alterum.
I think I'll hide in the woods until the war is over. - Hawkeye
I think I'll just add a pinch of Smelling Salts and.....
I think I'll just buy a thermos - Mike on freezers
I think I'll just go curl up with the Good Book. - Father Mulcahy
I think I'll pass on the jerked pork.
I think I'll pluck my forehead skin - Crow as girl
I think I'll put my magnet collection next to my disks
I think I'll quit procrastinating......  Tomorrow!
I think I'll stand on the left side of the ship, Tom reported.
I think I'll stick my head in the station's fusion reactor - Londo
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
I think I'll test my new stun gun. Here kitty, kitty!
I think I'll try that new Zima...hmmm...tastes like zhit.
I think I'll use a different font, Tom said boldly!
I think I'm a chicken - Mike as girl
I think I'm a clone now, and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down...
I think I'm a closet extrovert.
I think I'm a werewolf, Tom said doggedly.
I think I'm alergic to Mondays AND Mornings.
I think I'm allergic to Mondays AND Mornings.
I think I'm allergic to governments.
I think I'm allergic to you so, get outta my face!
I think I'm better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I'm bleeding internally.- Rocko
I think I'm developing an aneurism - Tom
I think I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I think I'm enjoying what I think is happening.
I think I'm getting allergic to Tom - Gypsy
I think I'm going qwackers.
I think I'm going to be sick!!  <BBBAARRRFFFF!!!!!>
I think I'm going to cry.
I think I'm going to lawyer.
I think I'm gonna be just REAL sick any minute now!!!
I think I'm gonna blow up a town!
I think I'm gonna have a HEART ATTACK and DIE from that surprise!
I think I'm gonna hurl...shining, shimmering, splendid...
I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!
I think I'm gonna whoop my cookies!
I think I'm gonna, Barf.
I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks.
I think I'm gonna, Feed the Fish.
I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.
I think I'm gonna, Puke.
I think I'm gonna, spew.
I think I'm having heart palpitations! - Crow
I think I'm in love, She's Pagan AND uses a real computer.
I think I'm on fire and I have insects in my brains!
I think I'm starting to feel a growing need for your attention!
I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
I think I've got a headache.....
I think I've got every possible disease known, except paranoia.
I think I've lost my mind. Please watch where you step!
I think I've seen that one too...
I think Lorena Bobbitt just had penis envy.
I think Orville's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think Orville's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think Orville's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think Orville's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think Orville's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think Orville's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think Orville's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think Orville's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think Orville's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think Orville's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think Orville's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think Orville's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think Orville's one taco short of a combination platter
I think Orville's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay --Tom
I think Quayle's next job should be Crash Test Dummy.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg <g>.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg <g<.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg.
I think Troi has very expressive (.)(.) eyes. Don't you?
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think a lot, therefore I am around a lot.
I think about echomail. All the time. But I'm not obsessed or anything
I think all feminists should work as housewives, said Tom deliberately.
I think as long as you suffer for your sins, they don't count - Calvin
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
I think cement is more interesting than people think.
I think coffee should fall between numbers 1 and 2
I think doctor, you know just where to store it.
I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
I think he can hear you, Ray.
I think he deserves a hug - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he did a little too much LDS. * Kirk
I think he got dumped on too - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he has whiskey jet - Tom
I think he wants to communicate. - S. Ipkiss
I think he's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think he's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think he's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think he's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think he's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think he's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think he's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think he's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable!
I think he's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think he's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool!
I think he's lost his merry little mind. -Geco
I think he's made of chili now -Tom on guy who got zapped
I think he's one taco short of a combination platter
I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
I think he's playing the lead violin part on a viola.
I think he's playing the old five-string guitar.
I think he's self conscious about his big ole'butt - Crow
I think i'll just stay here and drink
I think in digital, therefore I am online.
I think it is time we demonstrate the full power of this station.
I think it needs more juice.
I think it was 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers.'
I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said...
I think it was, "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
I think it's about time you guys became politically correct.
I think it's good that everyone becomes food. - Hobbes
I think it's plausible that someone would think you're hot. - Mulder
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie. <Ash>
I think it's sick!  I mean, how GROSS!
I think it's subterfuge - Dr. Forrester
I think it's sweet - Mike to Bots
I think it's the pate. - Ace Ventura
I think it's time I had a perm, said Tom liltingly.
I think it's time for my medication...
I think it's time to change the air in your woman.
I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot. --Mulder.
I think its time we considered that suicide pact - Crow
I think man invented the car by instinct.
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I think my biological clock has become a snooze alarm?
I think my brain needs a good defragging.
I think my cerebellum just fused! -- Calvin
I think my data transmission is low on fluid...
I think my dog has a misguided interest in my leg.
I think my dog just TANDYed in your yard.
I think my ex's sex drive's had a surge supressor!!
I think my family tree is a few branches short!
I think my floppy's cylinders need a token ring job.
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle!
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
I think my learning curve is a circle!
I think my mind has a few bad sectors ....
I think my opinion has a little more than partial bearing :) -Jalapeno
I think my sex drive's got a surge suppressor!
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I think my tires are bald, Tom said warily.
I think not, said Descartes and promptly vanished.
I think not, said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
I think not, said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
I think not, therefore I am not!NO CARRIER
I think not. said Orville, and he suddenly ceased to exist.
I think not. said Orville, and she suddenly ceased to exist.
I think of more tag linesin the  _______ than any room in the house.
I think one may have puncture your lung. - Sheridan
I think our lives just became a lot more complicated -Picard
I think out loud, therefore you can hear me.
I think schizophrenia is a two sided problem, and so do I.....
I think several of the people here are dead.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think sexual ecstasy is over-rated
I think she looks better half klingon-half human!!!1
I think she touched my handles - Joel
I think she's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think she's about 2 disks short of a full backup.
I think she's burning altars in her head. - Collective Soul
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so Brain, but next time you wear the tutu.  -Pinky
I think so Brain, but this time _you_ wear the tutu.
I think so Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so Brain. But would anyone buy them if they were "Sad Meals"?
I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so.
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so. - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married? - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but this time *you* put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu. - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
I think so, Brain. But isn't Regis Philbin allready married?
I think so, Brain. But this time, YOU put the pants on the monkey!
I think so, Brain. But weren't we kicked out of the Cat Society?
I think so, Brain. But where will we find an all night Tatto Parlor?
I think so, Brain. But where will we get leather chaps our size?
I think so, Brain... but where will we find rubber pants our size?
I think so. Do I have the wrong word again - Crow
I think some people are gonna have a drug problem. - Carl Robinson
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
I think somebody musta pee'd in his gene pool.
I think someone at Earth Dome has gone complete mental. - Garibaldi
I think someone electrified the corridor, Tom said haltingly.
I think someone's Crayola box is a few colors short
I think that ALL Moderators should be Shot at Dawn!
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. - Wilde
I think that I am tired of reality.  I am going to read Taglines.
I think that I detect just a glimmer of optimism here...
I think that I shall never see / A clear line to my ISP . . .
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree.  -- Nash
I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!
I think that I shall never see a finished genealogy.
I think that I shall never see, A completed genealogy.
I think that I shall never see, a thing so lovely to disagree.
I think that I shall never see; a completed genealogy.
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
I think that I'll stand up wind, if you don't mind.
I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it. - Pinky
I think that I'm the friendliest gal in my zipcode.
I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
I think that a tentative maybe might be what is possibly called for.
I think that everybody has to find the right poetry.<Wakoski>
I think that fate brought us together.
I think that is just common sense isnt it?
I think that oinker killed himself, Sue E. sighed. -John Foster [sooey]
I think that was a SINGLE entendre - Tom
I think that wasp is in pain, Tom bemoaned.
I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart.
I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart. - Calvin
I think that's a lot of buffalo-bagels. - Col. Potter
I think the Good Book is missing some pages - Tori Amos
I think the U.S. should get outta this movie - Mike
I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up. - Wakko Warner
I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up. --Wakko
I think the behavior is genetic.
I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely @F.
I think the better ST:TNG moderator is definitely Joe.
I think the cartoon just started. - Yakko
I think the cupcakes are following me!
I think the editor went on a lunch break - Tom
I think the king is but a man, as I am.
I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell
I think the pizza rolls are gone - Crow
I think the use-by date on your brain expired!!
I think the weather has been altered by rocket launches.
I think the weather has been altered by rockets launches.
I think the word you're looking for is AAARRRRGGGHHH!
I think the world is run by C students.
I think there are pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos
I think there's a data leak in here!
I think therefore I am ... I think.
I think therefore I am a Consumer.
I think therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think therefore I am overqualified.
I think therefore I am, I think?
I think therefore I am...dangerous.
I think therefore I set off the smoke alarm...
I think therefore I... shoot, was I saying something?
I think they all simply get tired of hearing my voice. - Kira
I think they give that kid too much freedom - Tom
I think thinking is so important.
I think this about more than the heist - Crow
I think this guy peaked in high school - Tom on teacher
I think this is from a comedy called My Best Friend is a Vampire!
I think this quoting think is really getting out of hand...:) - TEC
I think this sorta falls under the.. Move it elsewhere catagory.. -Vhu
I think we can handle the situation. - Picard
I think we copied the tagline file over it.
I think we crapped out. - Hawkeye
I think we have a difference of opinion here. - Yakko
I think we have the situation in hand, Commander. -- Quark
I think we just lost the baby with the bath water.
I think we just met today's special friend. - Yakko Warner
I think we know each other well enough. - Sisko to Dukat
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I think we need a Zone 3 dogs echo.  If you agree, netmail me :)
I think we ought to castrate him and turn him loose.
I think we should differentiate the magnetic flux, said Tom defiantly.
I think we should put a ban on all censorship
I think we should start a campaign to protect the rights of Taglines!
I think we took a wrong turn. - Luke
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist.
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist. - Calvins' Father
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
I think we're all bozos on this bus!
I think we're all bozos on this bus.
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
I think we're in trouble. We're in trouble!
I think we're supposed to *read* the messages... heh heh heh.
I think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh
I think whatever happens it's over! - Kalas
I think ya hear me knockin, and I think I'm comin in!
I think you better sit down, Susan. - Sheridan
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
I think you have just been tagged...<g> - TEC
I think you have me confused with someone who gives a damn!
I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm coming in... - Leary
I think you just conjugated the entire Pentagon. - Hawkeye
I think you know what I think about Random Tags.
I think you know what I think about Re: Car....
I think you need serious help. :) - Dione
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin
I think you overestimate their chances! - Governor Tarkin
I think you screwed his bubble down too tight-Crow on Tom
I think you should get that checked out- TEC
I think you should get that checked out...
I think you should give Cokie Roberts a scalp massage-Tom
I think you should listen to all of them. --Winters.
I think you should listen to him. --Winters.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll thin
I think you spanked the wrong bot -Crow on Tom's bad joke
I think you understand that you've got it.
I think you volunteered me a little quick, there. - Radar
I think you want the OTHER Ron Janorkar!
I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.-Mrs Cleaver
I think you will die, Joel! --Dr. Forrester.
I think you're a few channels short of Basic Cable.
I think you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
I think you're gonna die! Oh no, not again...
I think you're over reacting - Troi
I think you're pretty tough, don't i? ==Daffy Duck==
I think you've rediscovered the definition of Violently Ill.
I think your face um'did the trick'...:) - TEC
I think your face um... 'did the trick'...:)
I think your playmates are a little preoccupied just now. - Geek
I think, ....  Do You?
I think, .... Do You?
I think, Doctor, you could *definitely* use a new suit. - Sisko
I think, Doctor, you know just where you can store it.
I think, Doctor, you know where you can store it.
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
I think, Orville, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, Orville, you could definitely use a new suit.
I think, Therefore I am,...I Think?.
I think, therefoe I am DANGEROUS.
I think, therefore I Amiga
I think, therefore I add Taglines. ...Often, they're YOURS!
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
I think, therefore I am ... I think.
I think, therefore I am ... Independent.
I think, therefore I am ... a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am ... a Republican.
I think, therefore I am I think.
I think, therefore I am Independent.
I think, therefore I am NOT in government.
I think, therefore I am Republican.
I think, therefore I am a Republican.
I think, therefore I am a conservative.
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
I think, therefore I am depressed. - Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am not Politically Correct
I think, therefore I am not a creationist.
I think, therefore I am not a feminizt! 
I think, therefore I am not a politician.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am over qualified.
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
I think, therefore I am overqulaified.
I think, therefore I am paid.
I think, therefore I am single.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am.  I think.
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I am. - Cogito, ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am. But what do I think, therefore what am I?
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think, therefore I am... I think.
I think, therefore I am... dangerous, that is...
I think, therefore I am... dangerous.
I think, therefore I am... not a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am... not a Republican.
I think, therefore I am...dangerous.
I think, therefore I amI think.
I think, therefore I amnot a Republican.
I think, therefore I have a headache.
I think, therefore I saw a puddy cat.
I think, therefore I scan.
I think, therefore I thwim.
I think, therefore I'm liberal.
I think, therefore I'm not a liberal.
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I think, therefore I'm single.
I think, therefore, I am single.
I think, therefore, I cannot be a moderator.
I think.  Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS!
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I think. Therefore, I am. -- Rene Descartes
I think...  therefore, I'm not liberal.
I think... I think I'm... rebelling - Kryten
I think... therefore I am Conservative.
I think................I am paid.
I think........therefore I am overqualified.
I think...therefore I can't be a liberal.
I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
I think...therefore, I'm not a liberal.
I think; therefore I am. - Descartes
I think; therefore, I'm single.
I thinkI think I'mrebelling --Kryten.
I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did !  I did!
I thought "PAGAN" meant "PARTY"??????
I thought DEL *.* -really- deleted the files!
I thought I bought this computer to save time...
I thought I could teach him as well as Yoda taught me...
I thought I felt bad when I had no shoes until I met the man who had no feet.
I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
I thought I had quite a wit. Turns out, I was only half right.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat..I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
I thought I thunk a thought.
I thought I told you NOT to install Windows on the main computer!!!
I thought I told you guys already?!
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was confused when I =didn't= know what was going on...
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Arkansas...
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Mississippi.
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Nebraska...
I thought I was dead, then I found that I was just in Alabama.
I thought I was dead, then I realized I was just in Terre Haute.
I thought I was fine until feminism redefined me!
I thought I was having a wet dream, only to find the waterbed leaking!
I thought I was in trouble, but I was in Tribble. Now I'm in trouble!
I thought I was insane once. I must have been crazy
I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
I thought I was the empath -- Deanna
I thought I would send YOU on this adventure. - Gandalf
I thought NODE was what my SysOp was already aware of.
I thought RAMDISK was an installation process !!
I thought Tag theft was OK. Then the cops found all my license plates!
I thought UAE was a Country 'til I discovered Windows.
I thought Watchers never used cameras. - Duncan MacLeod
I thought Windows were supposed to be clear ?
I thought Wolvie was the team bruiser. -Jubilee  We get by. -Cyclops
I thought YOU took the house keys ...
I thought a "hard drive" was NY to LA in 2 days!
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
I thought about being Born Again.  Mom refused.
I thought about being born again but Mom said "no".
I thought about being born again but my mother refused.
I thought about being born again, but Mom said "NO!"
I thought about being born again, but Mom said "no."
I thought about being born again, but Mum said "No!"
I thought about being born again, but mom refused.
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.
I thought all Sysops liked pain and suffering.
I thought all cats had Nine Lives? Mine die after 1 or 2 throttlings!
I thought all cats had Nine Lives? Yours die after 1 or 2 throttlings?
I thought an oxymoron was a dumb guy riding a bull!
I thought cat's owners had nine lives too...guess I was wrong!
I thought electric chairs were supposed to keep you warm?
I thought his first love is the theater - Mike
I thought innuendo was an Italian insult.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @FN@.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came All.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Bill Clinton.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came He.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Orville Bullitt.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Orville.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Ross Perot.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came you.
I thought it might be fun for all of us to sing a few songs together.
I thought it over. And I'm ready now. - Ivanova
I thought it was Cheeto - Tom on odd Japanese name
I thought it was a bit on the "over kill" side ... but whatever!
I thought it was about time I recruited some little green men.
I thought it was all a bad dream, but I was afraid to say something!
I thought it was set on STUN!!
I thought it was to have you committed. - Hawkeye to Frank
I thought maybe you'd been in a rickshaw wreck. - Frank to Margaret
I thought of a good Tagline, but forgot it!
I thought of a good recipe, but forgot it!
I thought of being born again, but my mother refused
I thought of that too, but now is definitely NOT the time to ask them.
I thought of you, and the years and all the sadness fell away from me.
I thought only women wore pumps.
I thought orcs had only 1 hit die.
I thought she had a 4-hour orgasm, then I found out she was epileptic.
I thought that I had already given it to you-but I'll give it again....
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. - C-3PO
I thought that the photon torpedoes moved at the speed of light.
I thought that was funny. - Radar
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice
I thought the Ferengi liked eating bugs." "Only certain bugs
I thought the Temperance League meetings were fun - Tom
I thought the only way to leave PSI-Corp was feet first. --Garibaldi.
I thought there'd be more racketeering - Mike
I thought they said that all the shadows were killed except one...
I thought they'd cured that in 1940. Said the Doctor.
I thought this WAS The Off-Topic Conference.
I thought this was a pleasure cruise, where are the Whips & Chains?
I thought underwear was spose'ta match - Crow
I thought up a great tagline, but it was a sight gag.
I thought upon Shadows, and of the places beyond Shadows...
I thought we were bored out of our skulls - Hobbes
I thought we were supposed to be looking for Jacobs. --Franklin.
I thought you agreed to phone me before doing anything impossible.
I thought you did a milk carton.
I thought you knew. I dropped that stink bomb - Crow
I thought you said No boring questions. -- Dot
I thought you said it was a party! - Dot
I thought you said, "grand illusion," not "grand delusion!"
I thought you smoked myra? HmmmMaybe you husband was lieing?
I thought you wanted me to help you go -- Geordi
I thought you were dead. I guess it was the wedding ring.
I thought you were dead...
I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
I thought you were one of a kind.  <Chiun>
I thought you were very brave. - Nala
I thought your liver was still a virgin. - BJ to Radar
I thought your motto was trust no one. --Scully.
I thought, therefore I was.
I thoughtlessly reinstalled Windoze the other night.
I threatened to shut off the power...he threatened to kill me. -- Quark
I threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
I threw a whole box of mothballs and didn't hit a single moth.
I threw away my candy bar and I ate the wrapper...
I threw caution to the wind.  It threw it back.  I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind.  The wind threw it back.
I threw caution to the wind.  The wind threw it back.  I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind. It threw it back. I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind. The wind threw it back!
I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
I thrive on stress
I throw myself to your tender mercies, Mr Moderator...
I throw pennies away...
I throw thy name against the bruising stones. - Shakespeare
I throw thy name against the bruising taglines. -- Tagspeare
I thrust the nail into the soft yielding wood - Mike
I thunk, therefore I was.
I to d yo , "Never touch  he flo py di k su face!"
I to mi je neki mesersmit !!
I to*d yo*, "Never*touch *he flo*py di*k su*face!"
I toast your sleaziness! - Crow
I toast, therefore I am. - Talkie Toaster
I toast. Therefore I am.
I told 'em we already got one! <snicker snicker>
I told Dad I'd stopped smoking.  He called me a quitter.
I told Miss Zarves not to meet me for lunch. - Mrs. Jewls
I told her to expect you to deny everything. - Calvin
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I told him he'd have days like this but not how many!
I told him, "Julie don't go!!!"   But he wouldn't listen.
I told my ex, "Don't move, I want to forget you just the way you are."
I told my spouse I wanted to die in bed; response: 'Again?'
I told my wife I wanted to die in bed. She said 'Again?'
I told that moderator off when I sa-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. - Zazu
I told yo mama to act her age, so she keeled over and died.
I told you .. Never play leap frog with a unicorn !
I told you .. Never play leep frog with a unicorn !
I told you Firecracker Island wasn't safe! - Mike
I told you I would never say goodbye.
I told you before, I never repeat myself!
I told you he was the best - Picard
I told you i would never say goodbye -- NIN
I told you never to call me here! This is an unlisted wall.
I told you never to call me on this wall!  This is an unlisted wall!
I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu
I told you not to suck on that caulking gun, but you had to do it.
I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh, Robert McKay
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
I told you to invest more money for a harder disk.
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
I told your mom to act her age, and the b*tch dropped dead !!
I too am not a recipe collector but rather a food memories collector.
I took @FN@ to the zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took Michael's other glove.
I took a baby shower.
I took a baby shower. -S.W.
I took a double take out on the interstate.
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in
I took a lie detector test: No I didn't. - S.W.
I took a mail order bride, now I'm pen-pecked!
I took a wrong turn on the Information Superhighway
I took my car in to have the alignment checked...it came back CE.
I took my cat for a cat scan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my cat in for a CAT scan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It's a cat.
I took my check to the bank today. It was too little to go by itself.
I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took my kids to the children's zoo...but they wouldn't take them.
I took my kids to the children's zoo...but they wouldn't take them...
I took my pet lion to Church.  He has to eat.
I took myself down to the fair in town on Independence Day...
I took one look and kissed my heart away.
I took out the trash, Tom said literally.
I took poison, from the poison stream, then I floated outta here -U2
I took that Turbo tube, or whatever -- Lwaxanna
I took that turbo tube, or whatever. - Lwaxana Troi
I took the entire room! --Lister.
I took the road less traveled and fell in a hole.
I took thee for thy better.  Take thy fortune.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
I totally agree with your thoughts, @FN@. Let the 'games' begin!
I totally agree with your thoughts. Request denied!
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I touched your Vitalis - Mike as girl after kiss
I tought I taw a Blue Wave. I did, I did taw a Blue Wave!
I tought I taw a tagwine ... I did, I did see a tagwine! I STOLE IT!
I trace family history so I will know who to blame.
I traced his heart from his smile.
I traded a really good Tagline for this one.
I traded a really good recipe for this one.
I train big felines, Tom lionized categorically.
I trained them myself; they're pretty damn good. --Garibaldi.
I travel all over America, Tom stated.
I travel with the wind & listen to it's voices.
I tread the thin line between fantasy and fiction.
I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold I called her up.
I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold I called her.
I tremble when I reflect that God is just.
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
I tried MEMMAKER... I still can't remember.
I tried Macintosh once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried OS/2 once but didn't inhale
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried Windows once But I didn't inhale!
I tried Windoze once, but I didn't inhale!
I tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked.
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walk.
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.- Geco
I tried an internal modem, but it hurts when I walk.
I tried an internal modem.  It hurt when I walked.
I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.
I tried being reasonable once.  I didn't like it!
I tried being reasonable once.  I didn't like it.
I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women!
I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women.
I tried drowning my sorrows - little suckers learned to swim!
I tried giving him a cardiogram & it spelled out IOU.-Hawk on Frank
I tried learning Eskimo, but I couldn't get Inuit.
I tried leaving Lorena Bobbitt a message, but I kept getting cut off.
I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes.
I tried paying my income tax with a smile but they wanted cash.
I tried paying my taxes with a smile but they wanted cash.
I tried phone sex but the receiver got stuck
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
I tried reality but it didn't pay enough.
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I tried reality, but it required Windows.
I tried reality, it's not a viable lifestyle for me.
I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
I tried sex magic: it didn't work, I still didn't get any
I tried sex once,but I never put it in.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried snorting Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!
I tried snorting coke once.  I almost drowned.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit.
I tried the Brightness dial..  But it didn't help!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I tried the rest, and bought this anyway!
I tried the rest..., then wrote my own.  SPEED READ!
I tried to *warn* you Lorena's still out, on the loose!
I tried to *warn* you that Lorena Bobbitt is insane!
I tried to be sane once but I didn't like it.
I tried to be subjective, but truth got in the way
I tried to contain myself but I escaped!
I tried to contain myself, Stainless, but I escaped.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I tried to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving.
I tried to drown my problems but found out they can swim.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim.
I tried to drown my problems--but they can swim!
I tried to drown my problems... but they can swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows but the damn things learned to swim
I tried to drown my sorrows but they can swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the suckers learned how to swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows; the suckers learned how to swim.<=What?
I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
I tried to get a life, but it was back-ordered.
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
I tried to get a life, but they were out at Wal-Mart.
I tried to jump start him but that didn't work - Mike
I tried to play my shoehorn ... all I got was footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn and all I got was footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn but all I got was footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn but all I got were footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn, but all I got was footnotes!
I tried to play my shoehorn, but all I got were footnotes!
I tried to play my shoehorn, but all I got were footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn, but only got was footnotes.
I tried to play the shoehorn.  All I got was footnotes.
I tried to question reality but couldn't get a subpeona.
I tried to raise my kids as liberals, but they learned to read!
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
I tried to stop the horse by pulling the cord, was Tom's tale of woe.
I tried to tribble, but only got Worfed
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for repairs.
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for the day!
I tripped in a hole that was sticking up outa the ground.
I tripped over a hole that was sticking up from the groun
I tripped over the lamp plug, Tom said cordially.
I trust in the Word of God.  --Psalm 119:42
I try - in fact, most people tell me I am very trying
I try never to get involved in my own life. - Garibaldi
I try not to think about what might have been.
I try to apply Darwin's theories to my driving style
I try to avoid intelligence. - Frank Burns
I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much. - Rodikins
I try to be as perverse as necessary --Bleyz the Bard
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
I try to dance with what life has to hand me.
I try to impress someone and always end on the short end.
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. - Elmore Leonard
I try to make everone's day a little more surreal - Calvin
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -Calvin
I try to take one day at a time but lately several have hit me at once.
I try to take one day at a time, but often several days attack at once
I tryed to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving
I tuned out most of his sermons years ago.
I turn undead poets with holy symbolism.
I turned my 300 into an HST..all it took was a rope and a fast car!
I turned my life around. Now I'm back where I started!
I turned up the brightness on my TV, but the shows are still stupid.
I turned you, and I taught you. <Homer>
I twaught I twa a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I twaught I twall a puddy tat, I did!  I did!
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I twitted everyone when I went MO.
I twitted myself, keeps things impersonal.
I twitted myself, so all my mail is addressed to All or Occupant.
I type "format c:/s <enter>"
I type, therefore I am!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and gave my sysop amnesia!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and killed my SysOp!!
I typed FORMAT COM1  and killed a telephone operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and accidentally killed an operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and killed my SysOp!
I typed FORMAT COM1... and killed a telephone operator!
I typed Format COM1 and killed a Northwestel operator.
I typed Format COM1: and killed a telephone operator!
I typed this tagline on a 486 laptop at lunch in a "Rush room."
I typed this tagline, but not with my fingers.
I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated.
I unclogged the kitchen sink with a vacuum cleaner, Tom said succinctly.
I understand "stressed."  It's "desserts" backwards.
I understand Bob Denver was up for the part  - Joel
I understand cats, men are the mystery!
I understand cats, women are the mystery!
I understand cats. Men are the mystery!
I understand cats. Women are the mystery.
I understand completely, assuming that's what you meant.
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me.
I understand that you do "work".
I understand the CHEEZ part, but what the hell is WHIZ???
I understand the answers, but all the questions throw me.
I understand the answers, the questions throw me.
I understand this *is* Bolton...
I understand you lived in my old room. - Worf
I understand you've a 50% bonus in the rear region.
I understand your concern. Request denied -- Data
I understand your concerns.  Request denied - Data
I understood 3/4 of it and, when pressed, came up with a reasonable
I unscrewed her head & drank outta' her neck - Mike
I upgraded my network last night.  I bought new Nikes!
I usd to f*ck anything that moved, but I'm not as picky now
I use Blue Wave and I'm damn proud of it too!
I use Blue Wave and damn proud of it too!
I use Blue Wave and proud of it too!
I use Blue Wave, but don't expect one of THEIR silly taglines.
I use Bluewave and damn proud of it too!
I use DOS and OS/2, not Windows and the WPS!
I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?
I use GIF.E peanut butter.
I use Kermit for file transfers but my files end up green.
I use MENTAL CASE Tools, and they're driving me crazy
I use MS-DOS.  My wife uses PMS-DOS.
I use OS/2 2.0 and I don't care who knows!
I use OS/2 2.11 [REGISTERED VERSION] and I don't care who knows!
I use OS/2 Warp 3.0 and I don't care who knows!
I use OS/2, what's your excuse?
I use OS/2.
I use SLMR, or I abstain, no matter how much she begs.
I use WINDows and I don't care who knows! (NOT!)
I use Windows on my car, on my house, on my ..
I use Windows... on my car, on my house, on my...
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I use WordStar 6.0 by CHOICE. Limits are for the limited!
I use XTs, I use DOS -- YOU use Windows; it's YOUR loss!
I use a dictionary which doesn't list Ambrose Beirce. :(
I use a limited version of Intel's Pentium for my writing work: A pen!
I use antlers in all my decorating.
I use coke... Cherry, preferably, but Classic will do in a pinch.
I use moderation in moderation.
I use moderation, but only in moderation.
I use moderation... moderately.
I use my college calculus book everyday, It's under my monitor! ...
I use my tag files or just make them up as I go..Mont in the Ky hills.
I use original Taglines, but they originate elsewhere.
I use original Taglines, they just originate elsewhere.
I use original recipes, but they originate elsewhere.
I use original taglines - they originate everywhere!
I use original taglines--they originate elsewhere.
I use the Bourne Again Shell, said Tom bashfully.
I use the blue wave off line mail reader.  How do I insert taglines?
I use to have a bad back, but it's behind me now.
I use to have a handle on life, but it fell off.....
I use to know what mnemonic meant, but I forgot.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
I use windowson my car, on my house, but not on my
I used Kermit once, but the files wound up with warts !
I used bird nests, moss, and oak leaves round the outside
I used lots of detergent in late December, was Tom's yuletide comment.
I used my grip on reality to strangle it.
I used t' gots some handle on life, den it broke.  Cheeeiit.
I used ta be a-feared of Witches, Now I are one.
I used to   bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home....
I used to be Bond, James Bond.  Now I star in movies, BAD movies.
I used to be Snow White but I drifted.--Mae West (1892-1980)
I used to be Snow White, then I drifted
I used to be Snow White, then I drifted.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
I used to be a bartender... at the Betty Ford clinic. - S.W.
I used to be a boy scout....they threw me out for eating Brownies.
I used to be a conductor, said Tom extraneously.
I used to be a deli worker, but couldn't cut the mustard.
I used to be a fundamentalist, but they have shots for that now.
I used to be a lawyer - so sue me.
I used to be a liberal.  Then I grew up.
I used to be a liberal....now I pay my own way !!!
I used to be a lot longer than this.
I used to be a math teacher but I had too many problems.
I used to be a miner, Tom exclaimed.
I used to be a musician but I wasn't noteworthy.
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. - S.W.
I used to be a necrophilliac.  But then I got a divorce!
I used to be a pilot, Tom explained.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
I used to be a terrible flirt, but I'm much better at it now.
I used to be a terrible flirt.  I'm much better at it now.
I used to be a terrible flirt...but I've gotten better!
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowoooooooo!
I used to be amused.  Now I'm just disgusted.
I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American.
I used to be an aardvark, but I got too antsy.
I used to be an adult before I grew up.
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not sure...
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not sure....
I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God.
I used to be an atheist, but I've gotten to know Myself.
I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care.
I used to be as pure as a driven shaft mine...but I drifted.
I used to be computer illiterate - then I dumped Windoze.
I used to be computer illiterate. Then I dumped Windows!
I used to be computer-illiterate.Then I deleted Windows!
I used to be conceited, but gave it up.  I'm perfect now.
I used to be crazy.  Now I'm a sysop.
I used to be disgusted - now I'm just amused.
I used to be disgusted but now I'm just amused.
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
I used to be disgusted, now I am just amused.
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
I used to be disgusted, now, I'm just amused.
I used to be dyslexic but I'm K.O. now..
I used to be forgetful - I don't remember how long ago.
I used to be good in Spelling Bees B-E-E-S.  See?
I used to be good in Spelling Bees......B-E-E-Z.  See? - Geco
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.   Graffiti
I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I used to be lost in the shuffle.  Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I used to be normal, then I got my computer
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
I used to be normal;  then I joined this conference!
I used to be normal; then I joined this conference!
I used to be quite vague, but nowumwhat was the question?
I used to be sane -- but I'm feeling much better now!
I used to be sane but I recovered!
I used to be sane, but I got better
I used to be sane, but I got better.
I used to be sane, but I'm all better now.
I used to be sane, but now I'm better.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're alright now.
I used to be so big and strong, I used to know my right from wrong-NIN
I used to be so big and strong, I used to know my right from wrong.
I used to believe Heisenberg, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to bench press dwarf star matter--part of my training. <Remo>
I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home. - L. Skywalker
I used to bullseye Womprats in my T-16 back home
I used to buy dry wells. Cut'em & sold'em for postholes!
I used to buy dry wells... Cut'em up & sold'em for postholes!
I used to chain smoke, but I couldn't keep my chain lit.
I used to command a battalion of German ants, said Tom exuber-antly.
I used to date a contortionist, but she broke it off.
I used to dream all night of the day that was gone.
I used to dream of making the salary I'm starving on now.
I used to exercise. Now I only do it in moderation.
I used to finish everything I started, but now I ...
I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance.
I used to get lit with Brooke Shields - Tom
I used to go into movie theaters looking for parental guidance.
I used to have a Life. Now I have a girlfriend?
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to have a dog, but he wouldn't eat my wife's leftovers.
I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
I used to have a handle on life -- then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, but it fell off.
I used to have a handle on life, but recently it fell off.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke!
I used to have a handle on life, now I have a FCB on it.
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it...
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, then it fell off.
I used to have a handle on life--then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life.  But it fell off.
I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
I used to have a life - then I started doing Genealogy!
I used to have a life -- now I have RIME & my AMIGA!!!
I used to have a life Now I have a computer!
I used to have a life before I got a modem.
I used to have a life, before I began my genealogical research!
I used to have a life, before I started doing genealogy.
I used to have a life, but I liked mail-reading so much better.
I used to have a life, now I have a computer and modem.
I used to have a life, now I have a modem.
I used to have a life, then I became a sysop.
I used to have a life, then I died.
I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
I used to have a life, then I got an HST!
I used to have a life, then I got v32bis!
I used to have a life, then I started a BBS!
I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy
I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games.
I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
I used to have a life.  Now I have DOOM ][.
I used to have a life.  Now I have Windows 95.
I used to have a life.  Now I have a BBS.
I used to have a life.  Now I have an offline reader.
I used to have a life.  Then I became a Sysop.
I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
I used to have a life. Now I have a boyfriend.
I used to have a life. Now I have a modem
I used to have a life. Now I have an offline reader.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a life. Then I became a Sysop.
I used to have a life. Then I got a computer. Now it's got me.
I used to have a life...  Now I have a computer!
I used to have a life...Then came the credit cards!
I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet.
I used to have a life; now I have USnetMail!
I used to have a life; now I moderate.
I used to have a mind.  Now I have a child.
I used to have a mind.  Now I have children.
I used to have a pet, but it died.
I used to have a psychic boylfriend but he dumped me before we met.
I used to have a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.
I used to have a savings account - now I have a computer system.
I used to have a short memory...
I used to have a social life, now I have a computer.
I used to have a wife, now I have a modem!.
I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling ou+
I used to have money in the bank ... now I have a BBS.
I used to have money in the bank, now its in the BBS!
I used to have money in the bank....now I have a BBS.
I used to have peace of mind, now I have a kid.
I used to have peace of mind, now I have kids.
I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.
I used to have something inside, now just this hole thats open wide.
I used to jog, but my beer kept foaming up!
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I used to jog. But the ice kept falling outta my glass.
I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now.
I used to know lots of lawyer jokes, then I went to work for one.
I used to know many lawyer jokes then I went to work for one.
I used to know that, but I had my Brain washed!
I used to know what mnemonic meant, but I forgot.
I used to like you when you were a caped crusader -Gypsy
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
I used to love my wife. Then I got a modem.
I used to moderate, but quit because I'm not a power-monger.
I used to moderate.  I quit because I lost my sense of humor.
I used to mow all day,now I modem all nite.
I used to never be afraid, i used to be somebody -- NIN
I used to never be afraid, i used to be somebody.
I used to practice necrophilia, then I divorced her.
I used to practice necrophilia, then I divorced him.
I used to read books, but now I just read Blue Wave packets.
I used to read books, now I just read *.QWK !
I used to read books, now I read .QWK packets.
I used to read books, now I read Blue Wave files.
I used to read books.   Now I read Taglines!.
I used to read books.   Now I read offline mail packets.
I used to read books.  Now I read *.DOC
I used to read books.  Now I read .QWK and Blue Wave packets.
I used to read books.  Now I read .QWK files.
I used to read books.  Now I read .QWK packets.
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files. 
I used to read books.  Now I read Blue Wave packets.
I used to read books.  Now I read bluewave files.
I used to read books.  Now I read offline mail packets.
I used to read books. Now I read *.DOCs.
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK mail.
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
I used to read books. Now I read QWK packets.  Blue Wave Reader v2.12
I used to read books. Now I read QWK packets.  BlueWave v2.12
I used to read books. Now I read Taglines!
I used to read books. Now I read mail packets!
I used to read books. Now I read offline mail packets.
I used to read books. Now I read recipes!
I used to read books. Now I read taglines for a hobby.
I used to read books... before offline readers came along...
I used to read mail packets. Now I read books!
I used to read messages online, but now I have a life!
I used to read.now I MESSAGE!
I used to rule my world from a carphone.
I used to rule my world from a payphone.
I used to smoke Camels, until the hair tickled my throat
I used to spell badlie, but now I got worser.
I used to suffer from apathy.....now I can't be bothered!
I used to think I was an expert. Then I met one...
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
I used to think I was vague ... but now I'm not so sure!!!!!
I used to think a dozen roses was a nice gift. - Richie Ryan
I used to think that love would never find me.
I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
I used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me!
I used to use Windows - Now I use the door!!
I used to walk along the straight and narrow line.
I used to want it all, I used to be somebody -- NIN
I used to want it all, I used to be somebody.
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
I used to watch TV...then I got a modem.
I used to work as a plumber, but the job was too draining
I used to work for Kelly Services, Tom extemporized.
I used to work for the railway company, said Tom extraneously.
I used to write, but now I message.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead!
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
I usually know their thoughts before they do. * Lwaxanna Troi
I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
I value your honesty & integrity more than your judgement.
I very much enjoyed that thing that you did - Crow
I vill count the boards of this pier - Crow
I vill hef to stun you. I am wery sorry. -- Chekov
I visited Cyberspace - it was blurry and jerky.
I visited cyberspace and all I got was this lousy tagline
I visited the G.U.E. and all I got was this lousy map!
I vote SHAVE IT!
I vote for it being a 'feature'.
I vote for: Billy Beer!
I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.
I voted Republican once, but thank God it was just a nightmare.
I voted for  Big Bird not Barney!!
I voted for Bush!  Don't you wish you did?
I voted for CHANGE & all I got was a lousy T-shirt!
I voted for Change!  And that's all I've got left.
I voted for Change! And that's all I've got left.
I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
I voted for Clinton, and proud of #$&!#&$@  NO CARRIER
I voted for Kermit.  He's the Green candidate.
I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it.
I waer my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
I waited and waited. when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
I waited hours for this, made my self so sick
I wake near the end of the day
I wake near the end of the day.
I wake up & feel like this guy looks - Mike on wind demon
I wake up with my beard in my mouth - Crow as hero
I walk along darkened corridors...
I walk as a wolf among sheep...
I walk down lover's lane, holding my own hand...
I walk down the streets of an unsuspecting human world.
I walk softly and carry a big stick...44mag/hollow points
I wana "Boink" Death!
I wander her hills and her valleys.
I wander through your sadness / gazing at you with scorpion eyes
I wanna "Boink" Death!
I wanna "Boink" the White Queen!
I wanna Seymour Butts. - Moe
I wanna Tag, just like the Tag that married dear old dad.
I wanna be Me, I gotta be me, Like I gotta choice?
I wanna be Orville Bullitt when *I* grow up!
I wanna be Orville when *I* grow up!
I wanna be a Moderator when I grow up!
I wanna be a real Tagline when I grow up.
I wanna be an Anarchist.  Get pissed.  Destroy. -Sex Pistols.
I wanna be anarchist.  Get pissed. DESTROYYYYY!!! -Sex Pistols
I wanna be around to pick up the pieces....
I wanna be back on Mission Impossible-Crow as Barbra Bain
I wanna be like borgs... I wanna be like borgs.
I wanna be on the next trip to Bajor!
I wanna be sedated
I wanna be somebody!
I wanna change the world, but I can't find the source code!
I wanna come back as a toungue depressor for Heather Locklear!
I wanna decide who lives and who dies. --Crow T.
I wanna decide who lives and who dies. --Crow.
I wanna die with NOTHING left working! <grin>
I wanna die with NOTHING left working!<grin<
I wanna feel the sand between my toes. and never see another bulkhead.
I wanna feel ya', Illya - Mike
I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized -Dr.F
I wanna get it wrong --U2
I wanna get lost in your rock-n-roll...and drift away.
I wanna get my kicks now before I go.
I wanna go back to my little castle in Carteret, New Jersey.
I wanna go iron my pants - Crow
I wanna go out & get me some chicks -Crow as Joel's dummy
I wanna grow up to be a FidoNet Sysop and run my own BBS!
I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
I wanna hold Orville behind closed doors and more.....
I wanna kick this movie in the groin! - Crow T. Robot
I wanna kiss Teddy's furry bit Her back!
I wanna lie in the sun, and watch the seagulls maneuver over the water
I wanna live and love and laugh! - Mike
I wanna live to be 100, and get shot by a jealous husband.
I wanna marry a hooker!!!  A woman who can crochet.
I wanna play poster costest TOO!!!!!
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I wanna see Kirk's sock drawer.
I wanna see more freezers! - Tom cries
I wanna see the one where Cindy attends a Betazoid wedding!
I wanna spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring
I wanna spit in their faces.
I wanna tell the world! If the smile on my face hasn't given me away!
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in Orville's ear
I want .50 cal machine guns as a factory option.
I want 2 live forever, or die in the attempt.
I want Bonk's boxers - with him in them!
I want Brisebois' boxers - with him in them!
I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!
I want Cindy Crawford to have my baby.
I want Data's head on a platter!
I want Dionne's boxers - with him in them!
I want Federov's boxers - with him in them!
I want H. R. Puff'n'Stuff.......*DEAD*!
I want Jagr's boxers - with him in them!
I want Kelly Bundy for Fathers Day, Xmas, Birthday...
I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
I want Lantastic on my Apple ][+ NOW!
I want Muller's boxers - with him in them!
I want Sharon Stone for my Birthday!
I want Stevens' boxers - with him in them!
I want a Bentley car, but can only afford a bent LeCar!
I want a Partridge Family bus.
I want a bloody orgasm! - Mutant Raccoon
I want a brontosaurus burger, easy on the onions.
I want a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I want a dragon as a familiar.
I want a dream filker, so I won't have to filk alone...
I want a good - Man/Woman/First Available
I want a job and a piece of land.
I want a license for my pet fish, ELRIC.
I want a little bit,I want a piece of it,I think he's losing it - NIN
I want a lobotomy - everyone else has one!
I want a lover with a slow hand....
I want a meal, not a snack.
I want a mic on my laptop, to print ideas while I travel!
I want a new bank account. My old one is always empty.
I want a new duck!
I want a peanut butter & dijonaisse sandwich - Tom
I want a pocket CRAY with a Megabaud modem.
I want a refund - this stupid microwave keeps saying "KILL 'EM ALL".
I want a refund - this stupid microwave keeps saying "THEY KNOW".
I want a rich, nice looking man to keep around on the side.
I want a smart woman in a real short skirt.
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want a woman who knows how to love me.  - Ratt
I want a woman who makes me feel like nobody can. - Ratt
I want a woman, not some little girl who grew up in daddies big world!
I want a woman, not some little girl who hasn't grown up quite yet.
I want all the power but none of the responsibility.
I want eternal life, or something just as good.
I want everything; do you have it??
I want him in the Games until he dies playing.
I want hourly progress reports from all stations - Riker
I want immortality in the memory of man.
I want it LOUDER, MORE POWER, I wana rock you till it strikes the hour
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now! - Queen
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now! -Queen
I want it all, but I don't wanna wait.
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
I want me a cup of tea.
I want my Chris!
I want my Daddy! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! - Picard
I want my OWN Belldandy!!! WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink.
I want my cake. And Edith, too.  - Jestar the Wizard
I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!
I want my old steam iron back. These new diesel irons don't work well.
I want my own memory back. --Rimmer.
I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the Galaxy - Londo
I want my sampo.  A free sampo.
I want my, I want my, I want my XRS!
I want one of those new Cray palmtops!
I want out of this monkey outfit! - Tom on army of apes
I want patience & I want it RIGHT NOW!
I want patience, and I want it NOW!!!
I want peace and quiet! If I got a piece I'd be quiet ;-)
I want some Chinese food , said Tom wantonly.
I want that cat and I want it *now*! - Captain Hollister
I want that cat and I want it NOW! --Capt. Hollister.
I want that four percent, Lieutenant - Picard
I want the REAL truth,none of that synthetic truth 4 me!
I want the donut with your pubic hairs around it......\_=0=_/
I want the real truth!  None of that *synthetic* truth for me!
I want the ship scanned before its allowed to jump - Cranston
I want them on the screen, and I want them now! * Riker
I want this message corrected and on my desk at 4:00 PM.
I want this scene to go away! - Crow T. Robot
I want those drawings!!!
I want those scanners online now! - Franklin
I want to French your hat! - Tom leers to cowgirl
I want to apologize for my mother's behavior -- Deanna
I want to be GAINAXED to death!!!
I want to be Me.  I got to be Me.  Like I got a choice?
I want to be Neal Bush and rob banks legally.
I want to be a Borg when I grow up!
I want to be a Moderator when I grow up
I want to be a Rubber Chicken, You want to be a Rubber Chicken...
I want to be a modirater when I grow up
I want to be a non-conformist like everyone else?
I want to be a peripheral visionary.
I want to be a procrastinator, but I keep putting it off.
I want to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I want to be a procrastinator--I'll get there some day :)
I want to be a roadie for a rock and roll band.
I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
I want to be alone with my thought. - Geco
I want to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am...
I want to be carried in a covered couch, said Tom literally.
I want to be good almost as much as I want to be happy.
I want to be helplessly bound at Your feet.
I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen
I want to be immortal by not dying.
I want to be king now not just one more pawn! -Rush,  _Fly By Night_
I want to be like all the other noncomformists...
I want to be what I was when I started to be what I am now.
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
I want to be with you, I want to dream with you.
I want to believe.
I want to break it up,I want to smash it up,I want to f*ck it up
I want to buy a new computer... So how much is NCC-1701-D?
I want to buy a new computer... So how much is the 1701-D
I want to buy a new computerSo how much is NCC-1701-D?
I want to buy some cheese.
I want to buy some cheese...
I want to buy that huge diamond, she said Hopefully.
I want to come home.    Lee Remick
I want to crash my runabout! --Kira sings filk...
I want to date other men, Tom said gaily
I want to date other women, Tom said unsteadily
I want to date other women, said Tom unsteadily.
I want to decide who lives and who dies! --Crow.
I want to decide who lives and who dies! I don't think so.
I want to decide who lives and who dies. --Crow T. Robot.
I want to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming like his passengers.
I want to die in the thong section of Victoria's Secret!
I want to do a do me feminizt. 
I want to do something that matters - NIN
I want to dominate-to whom should I apply for permission?
I want to escape from all the bad things & take the good things with me.
I want to feel you from the inside  - Trent Reznor (NIN)
I want to feel, sunlight on my face --U2
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I want to get a tatoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller.
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller.
I want to get a tattoo over my whole body of myself, but taller.
I want to get married.  Everybody drives me crazy.  Ernest Borgnine
I want to give you my love but you just take a little piece of my heart.
I want to go back in time - I have relatives there.
I want to go home. - Connor MacLeod
I want to go home. - Dr. Scratchansniff
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I want to hear my baby bleat, Mary kidded.
I want to hear the last Poem from the last Poet. --Jim Morrison
I want to hear you scream ... in pain." "Play some Rap music"
I want to hear you scream in pain. I'll play some Rap mus\SL
I want to hear you scream in pain. I'll play some Rap music!
I want to hear you scream in pain." "Play some Rap music"
I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap music
I want to inspire you to go far beyond where you are right now.
I want to know what killed these tribbles -- Kirk
I want to know what love is, I want you to show me.
I want to learn a new language. --Rimmer.
I want to learn how to use NoNameSofts wordprocceser when I
I want to learn more about baloney! - Dot
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like Orville.
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like Yakko.
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like my father.
I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father
I want to lick you all over.....
I want to live forever or die in the attempt.
I want to live forever.  So far, so good.
I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
I want to live forever; it's my divine right.
I want to live in a bunker without Windows
I want to live with a synonym girl
I want to live with a synonym girl.
I want to live with a synonym girl...
I want to look at life - In the availible light. -Neil Peart. Rush
I want to look at life, In the availible light.  -Rush
I want to look away from Orville Bullitt, but I can't!
I want to look up at your lifeless eyes and wave >like this<. --Vir.
I want to love life, but life only wants meaningless sex.
I want to meet her, not dissect her -- Wesley
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Kathleen Turner!
I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Mira Furlan
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located
I want to reach your mind--where is it currently located?
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space...
I want to renew my membership, Tom rejoined.
I want to see Cindy Crawford naked eating a popcicle - Leary
I want to see a STAR TREK TOLIET.  Its a lifetime wish! :)
I want to see a negative result first.
I want to see if Copperfield is in town. - Fox Mulder.
I want to see more of life - is there a guided tour?
I want to see my father now! Now, now,now,now! -Picard
I want to sit on you lap and suck out your fillings.
I want to take shelter from the poison Rain --U2
I want to take the Crash Course In Brain Surgery...
I want to talk to my lawyer! Sure, he's in the next cell.
I want to talk to my lawyer.
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin.
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell -- TMBG
I want to use the superlative 'everything' - Tom
I want to watch Sisters - Tom
I want to watch it come down - NIN
I want to |=////> in the back seat of my car, Tom said autoerotically.
I want what money can't buy - more money!
I want you bad...and that ain't good.
I want you both to open your minds to Psylocke.  - Uh, Do we have to?
I want you helplessly bound at my feet.
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
I want you take me, want you to break me,  want you to throw me away!
I want you to be alive when I break up with you - Crow
I want you to brand Carol Channing - Mike
I want you to buy a suit tonight, at 20:55 exactly. - Garek.
I want you to find my butt - Mike
I want you to help me to die - Worf to Riker
I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now.  -Marvin
I want you to know what it feels like to die slowly. - Kinkaid
I want you to remain just the way you are - QUIET!
I want you to take a good close look at these things, Doc! - DeSalle
I want you. Free. I need you. Free. which way is it to free?
I want, by understanding myself, to understand others.<K. Mansfield>
I want, therefore I am. -- Leo Tolstoy
I want........a shrubbery!
I want....I want my....I want my OS/2. - Sting
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh<
I wanted a rich man, but I settled for my boyfriend.
I wanted female companionship, can't spell. Spent night in warehouse
I wanted plain vanilla, not a vanilla colored plane Mr Trump
I wanted respect. - Londo
I wanted to be A *LUMBERJACK*!
I wanted to be a comedian but everyone laughed at me
I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously.
I wanted to be an irresponsible nonentity and just enjoy myself.
I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!!
I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
I wanted to be....A *LUMBERJACK*!!!
I wanted to bite you in the chow line. - Margaret to Frank
I wanted to get in shape, but the gym was 2 flights up.
I wanted to have a child (sob), not marry one!
I wanted to take my dog for a walk, but it gave me the run-around.
I warn you not to underestimate my powers
I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
I warned you about putting cotton candy on your hot dog!
I warned you that Deveels can be a nasty lot. - Skeeve
I was *hibernating*! Don't you know how to take a pulse?
I was *this* close to seeing Elvis.  But my shovel broke.
I was 6 before I found out there was no such thing as Alpo baby food.
I was BSer long before I became a BBSer!
I was Born in The U.S.A., I just work in outer space
I was Fred Astair's partner, she boasted gingerly.
I was Fred Astaire's partner, Miss Rodgers boasted gingerly.
I was Madonna's first......of the day.
I was Rhubarb Queen - Mike as plain looking farm woman
I was Rush Limbaugh in a previous life.
I was Shirley Maclaine in a past life.  --Morn
I was a Catholic once too.  Boy, what a cult!
I was a Starfleet engineer for 52 years, Mr. LaForge -- Scotty
I was a banker, but lost interest
I was a battered child, not deep fried, just battered...
I was a cat in my first nine lives...purrrrrrrr
I was a cat in my other lives.
I was a cat in my others lives.
I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
I was a dirty young man - I haven't changed.
I was a mild-mannered computer jockey... until I discovered karaoke!
I was a roadie for an a capella group. --Jay London.
I was a sick man - Mike as bread man
I was a snowball in hell.
I was a social drinker.  Every time they took a drink  'So shall I.
I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the KGB.
I was a teenaged potroast in the microwave of life!
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as we all are.. Kilgore Trout
I was a war baby.  My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
I was a war baby. One look at me & my parents fought!
I was a war baby. One look at me and my parents fought!
I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy implant.
I was about masturbate, mind if I fantasize about you?
I was alone with a world to tame - Dr. F sings
I was an anarchist, but the rules were too strict.
I was an immortal in a past life.
I was an impartial observer to the 60's.
I was an only child.  Eventually.
I was an only child. Eventually.
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop!
I was arrested for resisting arrest.
I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.
I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. - S.W.
I was arrested for stripping high order bits in public.
I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
I was as pure as the driven snow, but then I drifted.
I was ashamed of being Bjoran -- Ensign Ro
I was assimilated by the Borg & all I got was this crummy T-Shirt.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
I was at a party?  Did I have fun?
I was attempting to get in the spirit of things. Data
I was awfully, awfully good at swing choir - Dr. F
I was bored and crabby.  Forgive me.
I was born American, I live American, I shall die American.
I was born agnostic, and I'll diagnostic...
I was born alive.  Isn't that punishment enough?
I was born an American. I live an American. I shall die an American.
I was born at night . .  but it wasn't last night.
I was born at night, but not last night!
I was born free: I will DIE free!
I was born here you know...you're gonna die here you know...
I was born in 1693.  The room next to mine was 1695.
I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 196
I was born in 1962. True. and the room next to me was 1961.
I was born in 1963.  It's true.  The room next to me was 1965.
I was born in Chicago and went to school in New York.  What a commute.
I was born in the log cabin I helped my father build.  -SLR
I was born modest, not all over, but in spots. - Twain
I was born this way! What's your excuse?
I was born this way! What's your excuse? - Worf
I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!
I was born to HAVE a chaffeur, not BE one!
I was born to code, compile, link, test, debug!
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. -- Shakespeare
I was born to speak all taglines and no matter. -- Tagspeare
I was born to speak all taglines,mirth and no matter. -- Tagspeare
I was born to the anodyne.
I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone.
I was born with a lazy eye.  Now it's spread to the rest of my body.
I was born with a photographic memory, but it never developed.
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane - Jumpin' J. Fudd
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin Jack Fudd
I was bown, in a cwossfiwe huwwicane  Jumpin Jack Fudd
I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert. --Lister.
I was breeding this mold. His name was Albert. - Lister
I was brushing my teeth! said Tom with a gleam in his eye.
I was caught stealing in Iran, said Tom offhandedly.
I was changed into a tadpole.  I knew about metamorphosis
I was completely exonerated, said Tom clearly.
I was country when country wasn't cool
I was cowboy watching - Crow
I was curious why it would be doing that. - Jeff Hobbs.
I was denied life insurance, they said I had to GET A LIFE first....
I was dewy eyed for a week - Tom
I was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler.
I was doing a callback -Crow sarcastically on repeat joke
I was doing fine until I realised it was EBCDIC.
I was down the hold, just passing time --U2
I was drowning my sorrows, but, they learned to swim..
I was drunk on my ass - Mike as suspect
I was engaged once.  Marriage cured me of that.
I was engaged to a contortionist... she broke it off.
I was evil, but feeling blue - Dr. F sings
I was expendable, I was stupid, I went, I died. -T. Yar
I was expendable.  I was stupid.  I was killed off. - Tasha Yar
I was expendable...I was stupid...I went -- Tasha Yar
I was expendiable, I was stupid, I went.
I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe - NIN
I was fine, but I got over it.
I was first in line until the little hairball was born.  Scar
I was following your lead, mamma jamma - Frank to Dr. F
I was found on the doorstep of a monastery. Where? In the Ford Galaxy.
I was getting worried about you.
I was given the gift of Tongues, but my cat stole it.
I was given the gift of Tongues...but my cat got it.
I was given the gift of tongues...but my cat ate them!
I was giving my nose a mambo lesson. - Col. Potter
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Listd! Had to go Bach to get it.
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Liszt! Had to go Bach to get it.
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Lizst! Had to go Bach to get it.
I was going 186,000 miles per second, Officer?  Damn!
I was going to *talk* our way out of this one. -- Brisco
I was going to bleed him with leeches.  [Hawkeye]
I was going to buy some memory, but I forgot!
I was going to look out for number one. Then I stepped in number two.
I was going to post a tagline, but I'm not in a humorous mood now...
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off....
I was going to procrastinate, but I'll wait and do it tomorrow!.
I was going to say AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH! but it got compressed.  ARJ!
I was going to tell a joke about Alzheimer's, but I forgot what it was
I was going to the kitchen but ate M&Ms instead
I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays better
I was gonna be a hairdresser but neurosurgery pays better ...
I was guide and opener of the way.
I was having a bad day and got a brain cramp.  Sorry
I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire club...-George
I was helpless as an embryo.
I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm gone!
I was hooked on phonics, but I'm now in recovery.
I was hoping it wouldn't be so fuzzy - Calvin
I was in a daze, movin' in the wrong direction.
I was in a pail in the back of my office -- Odo
I was in a speed reading accident.  I hit a bookmark.
I was in a speed reading accident.  I hit a bookmark...
I was in love once - a Sinclair ZX-81... - Holly
I was in my kayak, practicing my Eskimo roll, said Tom self-righteously.
I was incarcinated for practicing promiscuality.
I was innocent, I was framed, I won't go back.
I was into pornography; then my pornograph broke!
I was invited to the Goof Ball, but didn't have a thing to wear.-BJ
I was just about there, and the phone went dead.
I was just about to shave my entire body - Mike
I was just being polite, Sir. -- Worf
I was just getting used to yesterday when today came.
I was just getting used to yesterday when tomorrow came.
I was just going to complain to my Congressman. - BJ
I was just kidding Orville! Put down that phaser!
I was just kidding! Put down that phaser
I was just loitering online...%$#@& - NO TARRY
I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.
I was just never sure your little feet would reach the peddles.
I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked.
I was just pulled over by the L.A.P.D.  Boy! Am I Beat!
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat !
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I was just talking to Mrs. Nipple...Uh, AH?! - Mike
I was just tidying up in Frank's room - Dr. Forrester
I was just wondering if i can watch in here?
I was justified in using deadly farce.
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.!
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
I was kidnapped by aliens. What year is it?
I was learning Tolkien Ring, but decided I'm Baggins it... -Russ E.
I was let down by a moose once.  It was a caribou in disguise.
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance.
I was lookin for love in all the wrong places
I was looking at myself, I was blind and couldn't see --U2
I was looking for the barber shop -- Daimon Qol
I was lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all different.
I was lying in a hole, but I got up because I began to like it. Marvin
I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.  -- Groucho Marx
I was married once, but now I just lease
I was married once.  Now I just lease.
I was mistaken about my ears; they *do* come off. -Data
I was moderate once.  Now anything goes.
I was monitoring TV23 -Crow on Infomercials in his memory
I was mortal, till you gave me your immortal kiss. - Claudia
I was mostly in the evolution debates. - Dire Wolf
I was naked in the clothes you made --U2
I was never less alone than when by myself. - Edward Gibbon
I was never on TV but I was on radar 10 times.
I was nimble and I won Iron Ox.
I was normal once, but I got better.
I was normal once, then I became a Fido Moderator
I was normal once, then I became a Moderator
I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already there.
I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was merely improvin' a goin' one.
I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was merely improvin' one goin' on.
I was not CREATING a disturbance, merely improving one.
I was not very strict with my parents.
I was not what I confessed/& for this gift I feel blessed
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter!
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll until I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll, 'till I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter.
I was once a Meal-Master feta taster!
I was once a necrophiliac. Then I got a divorce.
I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
I was once lost, but now I'm found, but still don't know where I'm at!
I was only responding to your nonsensical ramblings.
I was overcome by a wave of civilianism. - Klinger
I was playing a game with Death, and I must give him no advantage.
I was playing basketball? - Hawk. And you weren't bad! - Klinger
I was playing poker the other night, with Tarot cards. I
I was playing poker with Tarot cards I got a flush .. 5 people died!
I was pretty subdued when we started.
I was put on this earth to make your life miserable.
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor... - TSoM
I was raised a country child
I was reading the dictionary - I thought it was a poem about everything
I was really to honest a man to be a politician. Socrates
I was removed from office, said Tom disappointedly.
I was right, Dax. It is a good day to die. - Kang
I was right.  You didn't see the origional message, did you?
I was run over by a local bus on the info superhighway.
I was running out of time so I didn't search my entire base!
I was sane once Didn't like it
I was sane once.  Didn't particularly care for it.
I was sane once.  Didn't particularly care for the experience.
I was sane once.  Didn't really care for the experience.
I was sane once... Didn't particularly care for the experience.
I was sane once... didn't like it.
I was sane once.I got over it.
I was sane oncedidn't like it.
I was saying WHAT?  Are you sure?
I was seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
I was shipwrecked with a frog who was endlessly testing my faith
I was skydiving horizontally.
I was skydiving horizontally..
I was snow white, but I drifted.  Mae West
I was so good the ladies gave me a standing ovulation!
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
I was so surprised at my birth, I couldn't talk for a year.
I was splitting my sides, and NOW you tell me you were SERIOUS?!?
I was stupid, I was expendable, and I went -- T. Yar
I was sure I said bulgogi, not kugoki.  Sorry about that, puppy.
I was swimming in the haze now i crawl on the ground -- NIN
I was talking during sex and my boyfriend hung up.
I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
I was talking in tongues.. that's it! -Tristessa
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy.
I was tested for AIDS !)*&%$#@ NO CARRIER
I was the 'Wild Colonial Boy' - now just the 'Old Colonial Boy.'
I was the chocolate ship cookie. And a sweet job it was.
I was the first kid on my block to be a writer.
I was the first to dig the earth and make the rivers run backwards.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I was the kid's next door imaginary friend.
I was the kid-next-door's imaginary friend.
I was the kid-next-door's imaginary playmate.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
I was the teacher's pet.  She couldn't afford a dog.
I was there (San Fran) for the 7.1 in '89! Left there that night!
I was there once...but I'm much better now.
I was there that day! With Arthur! The King! --Merlin
I was thinking really hard, but then my brain died!
I was thirteen before I realized cows weren't blurry.
I was told we'd fire no guns, we'd shed no tears..
I was too busy being embarrassed for him.
I was too honest a man to be a politician and live - Socrates
I was transferred to the Moon  --  worse pay, better hours.
I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.Spock
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering!
I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me. --Mulder.
I was up above it, Now I'm down in it - - Trent Reznor (NIN)
I was up above it, now I'm down in it - NIN
I was up above it, now i'm down in it.
I was up above, now I'm down in it
I was up all night trying to round off infinity - s.w.
I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
I was up until three in the morning fixing the moon.
I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
I was waiting for the sign to turn green, officer
I was waiting for the sign to turn green. - s.w.
I was waiting for the sign to turn green..
I was walking in someone else's sleep last night.
I was wondering about that discoloration in the front of your pants.
I was wondering if someone could tell me something.
I was wondering why My path satement took up 1 page.
I wash my Folgiers crystals down with diet Coke.
I washed mud, off of mud.
I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.
I wasn't a lady.  My bottom reached the gutter before my head did.
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant - Picard
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant.  Picard
I wasn't aware that personal plumbing was a factor in good Moderating.
I wasn't aware that you did, Dataman.
I wasn't born a fool.  It took work to get this way. -- Kaye
I wasn't born cynical  ...  I  was  TAUGHT !
I wasn't born yesterday!  It was the day before.
I wasn't born yesterday.  I was born the day before.
I wasn't cheating, you were thinking too hard. Troi
I wasn't driving too fast, I was flying too low.
I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition...
I wasn't going to let you take all the credit and get all the reward!
I wasn't kissin' her! I was whisperin' in her mouth!
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.--Chico Marx (1891-1961)
I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering in his mouth!
I wasn't looking at her butt! - Tom
I wasn't looking at your breasts! Promise!
I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching my brain.
I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching.
I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
I wasn't prepared for so much wrestling - Mike
I wasn't put on top of the food chain just to eat veggies.
I wasn't ranting at you, I was ranting _near_ you.
I wasn't recruited....I enlisted!
I wasn't referring to your accuracy, but rather your mentality.
I wasn't sleeping - I was waiting for Windows to load - Snow White
I wasn't sleeping, I was temporarily attention deficient.
I wasn't speeding officer, I was skydiving horizontally.
I wasn't sure anyone actually *understood* <g>
I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove it.
I wasn't there.  I didn't do it.  I want my lawyer!
I wasn't there; I didn't DO IT; you can't prove it. <---Who cares?
I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it.
I wasn't too sure what you wanted so I sent what I had ...
I wasn't yelling. I was just expressing my feelings -loudly.
I wasted years thinking about the wasted years.
I watched Congress today.  Where are the snipers when we need 'em?
I watched it way too long, it was pulling me down -- NIN
I watched it way too long, it was pulling me down.
I wave my body parts in your general direction!
I wave my private parts at you, you stupid Englishman!
I wave my private parts at you, you stupid englishman!
I wave my private parts at your auntie
I wear extra-medium clothes.
I wear my Sparkware T-Shirt with PRIDE!
I wear my heart on my sleeve.  I wear my liver on my pant leg.
I wear my memories like a shrowd
I welcome criticism write yours here _______
I welcome you to Disasterpiece Theater. - Yakko
I went OS/2 shopping and bought Windows !
I went Window shopping ... and bought OS/2!
I went fishing for a halibut, but all I got was a flounder.
I went insane trying to take a close up picture of the horizon - s.w.
I went insane trying to take a close-up picture of the horizon.
I went insane, with intervals of horrible sanity.
I went looting and all I got was this lousy tagline.
I went mad once.  Did me a world of good.
I went mad once. Did me a world of good.
I went on a 30-day diet - and lost 30 days!
I went on a diet for one month.  I lost 30 days.
I went on a no Dr. Who diet, it was the worst five minutes of my life!
I went on a non Dr. Who diet, it was the worst 5 minutes of my life!
I went on a non Dr. Who diet, it was the worst five minutes of my life
I went on a non Dr. Who diet, it was the worst five minutes of my life!
I went on a non-tagline diet..worst 10 minutes in my life
I went out and bought a 400$ modem for THIS?!?
I went through a STOP sign because I don't believe everything I read.
I went to CyberSpace once...and saw a mouse.
I went to San Francisco.  I found someone's heart.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
I went to Stonewall 25, did you?
I went to a Sweet Grass ceremony once ... but I didn't inhale
I went to a drive-in movie in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.00.
I went to a drive-in movie in a taxi. It cost me $95.00.
I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out!
I went to a freak show and got in free !
I went to a freak show...  And they let me in for free!
I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale.
I went to check my reality - and it wasn't!
I went to court for a parking ticket.  I pleaded insanity.
I went to message parlor - it was self service!
I went to the International Date Line, but still couldn't get a date.
I went to the Net and all I got was this stupid tagline.
I went to the doctor for a check-up.  It was ok, he was there.
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.
I went window shopping ... and bought Novell DOS!
I went window shopping... and bought OS/2!
I went... I found the Dragon... I was toasted.
I wet 'emmmmmm! - Tom as skydiver
I will *NOT* say it ... I will *NOT* say it ... I will *NOT* say it ..
I will NEVER give up my power over men!
I will NOT finish in fifth place, Tom held forth.
I will NOT make the knee test! - Mike indignantly
I will NOT reply to this topic ... I will NOT reply to this topic ...
I will accept your word. This is very amusing. -Data
I will act as if what I do makes a difference. - William James
I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume, the warden consented.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you!
I will always love the false image I had of you.
I will be .. .. irritated - Worf
I will be a single parent in a couple of minutes... BLAMM, BLAMM!
I will be going into darkness, and fire. - Delenn
I will be good.  I will be good.  <Repeat 100 times>
I will be irritated -- Worf
I will call the manager.
I will choose Freewill - Rush
I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose FREEWILL!-RUSH
I will continue. Data
I will cross that stitch when I come to it
I will debase myself just so far for a pair of boots. - Hawkeye
I will defend the Constitution -- even against the government!
I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion.
I will defend to the death your right to my opinion!
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
I will definitely...NOT help you - Mike as hero
I will die bravely, like a smug bridegroom.
I will die when I am Infinty years old!
I will dip my ladle in your VICHYSSOISE! - S. Ipkiss
I will do Windows, under protest!
I will do something about my procastination tomorrow! ..., maybe.
I will draw my own conclusions, if you do not mind...sir.  -- Data
I will endeavor to speed up the process sir. - Data
I will fear no evil, for I AM the meanest SOB in the valley.
I will fight for freedom, and what remains of my country!
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I will fight to the death for your right to *my* opinion.
I will fight to your death your right to my opinion!
I will finish what I sta
I will finish what I sta - Bart Simpson's lines
I will finish what I sta --Bart Simpson.
I will finish what I start
I will finish what I start -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F05 [remainder is blank]
I will get back to you real soon.  Thanks again for responding.
I will give up MY GUN when they pry my COLD DEAD FINGERS off it!
I will give you bodies beyond your wildest imaginings.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a new tagline today.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a tagline today.
I will go into the gate now...Wheeee...Now Where am I?We dunno?!?
I will hold your secrets dearer than the whispers of my heart.
I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
I will just have to that, won't I?
I will kill you so bad - Dr. Forrester to TV's Frank
I will last as long as you can stand it!
I will listen  to Ivanova.
I will live forever, or die trying!
I will look up into your lifeless eyes and wave...
I will love for the both of us -- Lal
I will love thee, O Lord, my strength. (PSA 18:1)
I will make a few discreet inquiries, all right? - Londo
I will make you shorter by a head.  Elizabeth I
I will make you shorter by the head.
I will match his command style with your statistics anytime - Picard
I will meet you at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I will neither confirm nor deny my feelings of contempt for my C.I.C.
I will never again look upon a Goose in the same way; Never!
I will never cease to be amazed by the human capacity for hyperbole.
I will never forget rising at the crack of Dawn.
I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. - Hebrews 13:5
I will never repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.
I will never win an Emmy
I will never win an Emmy - Bart Simpson's lines
I will never win an Emmy. --Bart Simpson.
I will not Xerox my butt
I will not Xerox my butt - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not Xerox my butt -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F01 1st airing
I will not Xerox my butt -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F01 1st airing
I will not Xerox my butt.
I will not aim for the head
I will not aim for the head - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not aim for the head -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F13
I will not aim for the head -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F13
I will not aim for the head. --Bart Simpson.
I will not barf unless I am sick
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not barf unless I'm sick - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
I will not be rescued in such filth!
I will not be responsible for damages caused by this tagline.
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will not belch the National Anthem - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not belch the National Anthem -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F15
I will not belch the National Anthem -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F15
I will not belch the National Anthem. --Bart Simpson.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
I will not bribe Principal Skinner - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not bribe Principal Skinner -Bart Simp./Epis. during 8F03
I will not bribe Principal Skinner -Bart Simpson/Episode during 8F03
I will not bribe Principal Skinner. --Bart Simpson.
I will not bring sheep to class
I will not bring sheep to class - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not bring sheep to class -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F06
I will not bring sheep to class -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F06
I will not bring sheep to class. --Bart Simpson.
I will not burp in class
I will not burp in class - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not burp in class -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G04
I will not burp in class -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G04
I will not burp in class. --Bart Simpson.
I will not bury the new kid
I will not bury the new kid - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not bury the new kid -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F03
I will not bury the new kid -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F03
I will not bury the new kid. --Bart Simpson.
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G10
I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G10
I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes. --Bart Simpson.
I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'
I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' -Bart
I will not call the principal "spud head"
I will not call the principal "spud head" - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not call the principal "spud head" -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F13
I will not call the principal spud head -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F13
I will not call the principal spud head. --Bart Simpson.
I will not carve gods
I will not carve gods - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not carve gods -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F11
I will not carve gods -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F11
I will not carve gods. --Bart Simpson.
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones -Bart Simp./1F18 [for 100th]
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones [100th "special" episode]
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. --Bart Simpson.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
I will not charge admission to the bathroom - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not charge admission to the bathroom -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F19
I will not charge admission to the bathroom -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F19
I will not charge admission to the bathroom. --Bart Simpson.
I will not comment on what my wife has to say about it!
I will not conduct my own fire drills
I will not conduct my own fire drills - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not conduct my own fire drills -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F19
I will not conduct my own fire drills -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F19
I will not conduct my own fire drills. --Bart Simpson.
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not cut corners. --Bart Simpson.
I will not cut corners/ / -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F11
I will not cut corners/" " " " " "/" " " " " "
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not defame New Orleans - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not defame New Orleans -Bart Simp./9F01 [N.O. didn't like a song]
I will not defame New Orleans. --Bart Simpson.
I will not die before you do, you thunderous bulk! --6th Dr. companion
I will not disect things unless instructed. --Bart Simpson.
I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not dissect things unless instructed - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not dissect things unless instructed. - Bart
I will not do anything bad ever again
I will not do anything bad ever again - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not do anything bad ever again -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F20
I will not do anything bad ever again -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F20
I will not do anything bad ever again. --Bart Simpson.
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not do that thing with my tongue - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not do that thing with my tongue -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F07
I will not do that thing with my tongue -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F07
I will not do that thing with my tongue. --Bart Simpson.
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I will not draw naked ladies in class - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not draw naked ladies in class -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G09
I will not draw naked ladies in class -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G09
I will not draw naked ladies in class. --Bart Simpson.
I will not drive the principal's car
I will not drive the principal's car - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not drive the principal's car -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F06
I will not drive the principal's car -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F06
I will not drive the principal's car. --Bart Simpson.
I will not eat things for money
I will not eat things for money - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not eat things for money -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F10
I will not eat things for money -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F10
I will not eat things for money. --Bart Simpson.
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not encourage others to fly - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not encourage others to fly -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F03
I will not encourage others to fly -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F03
I will not encourage others to fly. --Bart Simpson.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty -Bart Simp./during 8F15
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty -Bart Simpson/during 8F15
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. --Bart Simpson.
I will not fake my way through life
I will not fake my way through life - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not fake my way through life -Bart Simp./during Epis. 7F03
I will not fake my way through life -Bart Simpson/during Episode 7F03
I will not fake my way through life. --Bart Simpson.
I will not fake seizures
I will not fake seizures - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not fake seizures -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F23
I will not fake seizures -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F23
I will not fake seizures. --Bart Simpson.
I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer.
I will not fear. Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death...
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not get very far with this attitude - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not get very far with this attitude -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F12
I will not get very far with this attitude -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F12
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not get very far with this attitude. --Bart Simpson.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F10
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle -Bart Simpson/Episode 1F10
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle. --Bart Simpson.
I will not go quietly.
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not grease the monkey bars - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not grease the monkey bars -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F17
I will not grease the monkey bars -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F17
I will not grease the monkey bars. --Bart Simpson.
I will not hang donuts on my person
I will not hang donuts on my person - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not hang donuts on my person. --Bart Simpson.
I will not have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F18
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F18
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. --Bart Simpson.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations.
I will not instigate a revolution
I will not instigate revolution
I will not instigate revolution - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not instigate revolution -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G06
I will not instigate revolution -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G06
I will not instigate revolution. --Bart Simpson.
I will not look.
I will not make flatuent noises in class
I will not make flatuent noises in class - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not make flatulent noises in class -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F13
I will not make flatulent noises in class -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F13
I will not make flatulent noises in class.
I will not make flatulent noises in class. --Bart Simpson.
I will not play with my food any more than is necessary
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F09
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F09
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. --Bart Simpson.
I will not prescribe medication
I will not prescribe medication - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not prescribe medication -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F02
I will not prescribe medication -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F02
I will not prescribe medication. --Bart Simpson.
I will not raise taxes on the middle class. - B.Clinton
I will not raise taxes on the middle class... --Clinton.
I will not re-xmit w/o the express permission of M. L. Baseball
I will not read this message, it is scratched.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not say Springfield just to get applause -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F08
I will not say Springfield just to get applause. --Bart Simpson.
I will not sell land in Florida
I will not sell land in Florida - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not sell land in Florida -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F16
I will not sell land in Florida -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F16
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not sell miracle cures
I will not sell miracle cures - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not sell miracle cures -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F16
I will not sell miracle cures -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F16
I will not sell miracle cures. --Bart Simpson.
I will not sell school property
I will not sell school property - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not sell school property -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F10 rep.in 7F14
I will not sell school property -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F10 repeated in 7F14
I will not sell school property. --Bart Simpson.
I will not send LARD through the mail.  - Bart Simpson
I will not send lard through the mail
I will not send lard through the mail - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not show off
I will not show off - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not show off -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F21 [in an Olde English font]
I will not show off {Written in an Old English font}
I will not show off. --Bart Simpson.
I will not sit at the same table with that! -- Duras
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not skateboard in the halls - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not skateboard in the halls -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G03
I will not skateboard in the halls -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G03
I will not skateboard in the halls. - Bart Simpson
I will not sleep through my education
I will not sleep through my education - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not sleep through my education -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F22
I will not sleep through my education -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F22
I will not sleep through my education. --Bart Simpson.
I will not snap bras
I will not snap bras - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not snap bras -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F22
I will not snap bras -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F22
I will not snap bras. --Bart Simpson.
I will not spank others
I will not spank others - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not spank others -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F14
I will not spank others -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F14
I will not spank others. --Bart Simpson.
I will not squeak chalk
I will not squeak chalk - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not stand idley by and watch you feed a hungry dog! - Homer
I will not steal taglines. 399: I will not steal taglines. 400: I w
I will not steal this tagline, it is scratched.
I will not strut around like I own the place
I will not strut around like I own the place - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not strut around like I own the place. --Bart Simpson.
I will not teach others to fly
I will not teach others to fly - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not teach others to fly -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F05
I will not teach others to fly -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F05
I will not teach others to fly. --Bart Simpson.
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not torment the emotionally frail - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not torment the emotionally frail -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F10
I will not torment the emotionally frail -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F10
I will not torment the emotionally frail. --Bart Simpson.
I will not trade my pants with others
I will not trade pants with others
I will not trade pants with others - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not trade pants with others -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F05
I will not trade pants with others -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F05
I will not trade pants with others. --Bart Simpson.
I will not use abbrev.
I will not use abbrev. - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not use abbrev. --Bart Simpson.
I will not waste chalk
I will not waste chalk - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not waste chalk -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G02
I will not waste chalk -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G02
I will not waste chalk. --Bart Simpson.
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap. --Bart Simpson.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom -Bart Simpson/Episode 7G01
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call - Bart Simpson's lines
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F11
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call -Bart
I will not yell "She's dead!" during roll call
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G01
I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom. --Bart Simpson.
I will not yell She's Dead at roll call -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F11
I will not yell She's Dead at roll call. --Bart Simpson.
I will pray for those who wrong me.
I will remember to take my medication
I will remember to take my medication - Bart Simpson's lines
I will remember to take my medication. --Bart Simpson.
I will require my hand - Data
I will respond with all the unique technologies at my command.
I will return the seeing-eye dog
I will return the seeing-eye dog - Bart Simpson's lines
I will return the seeing-eye dog -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F18
I will return the seeing-eye dog -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F18
I will return the seeing-eye dog. --Bart Simpson.
I will serve no tag before its time!
I will share with you any tagline that has BOOK in it, stand back,
I will sing a dirge in your honor and wear your skin with pride.
I will sing the story. The children of Klingons will know this day.
I will sing the story. The children of all Klingons will know this day.
I will sing this victory song!
I will slash boondoggle projects. --Bill Clinton.
I will smash your reputation in one line. -Mike Tardif
I will stand in the trash, with my hopes and dreams.
I will stay on topic, I will stay on topic, I will stay on topic....
I will take a vow of silence regarding this. - Lennier
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.  * Picard
I will teach you. - Kosh About yourself. - Sheridan
I will tell you its fairly rare and very unstable.
I will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat.
I will try some of your replicated, burnt, dead bird meat.
I will try to change the things that killed our love.
I will try to raise a better child -Marge Simp./during Epis. 9F03
I will try to raise a better child"
I will wait, and I will pray for you. - Lennier
I will.  I will press the button!  I will press THE button!
I will. I will press the button! I will press THE button!
I willed my body to science but they're contesting the will.
I win by default. --Rimmer.
I wired my dryer backwards, now it spits out extra socks.
I wired my washer backwards, now it spits out extra socks!
I wish *I* was a tiger.  A common lament.
I wish *I* was a tiger. - Calvin   A common lament. - Hobbes
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I wish Conservatives would be less liberal with their whining.
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. 
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.<sigh>
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.<sigh<
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.
I wish I could ask them....but they all died!
I wish I could come up with an original tagline.
I wish I could fly like Superman.
I wish I could get an antenna for my Crystal Ball
I wish I could remember the name of that card game, said Tom wistfully.
I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk...
I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish I could tell you.
I wish I could understand the lyrics -Mike on metal music
I wish I coulda been there...
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
I wish I had Microsoft's Prozac or Lithium consession.
I wish I had STACK OVERFLOW in my wallet!!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I mispleelled a word.
I wish I had a face on my butt - Butthead.
I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company!
I wish I had a pencil-thin moustache, the Boston Blackie kind...
I wish I had a penciled in mustache.
I wish I had a really snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
I wish I had a snappy new DS9 tagline to put here!
I wish I had been born a man.   Katharine Hepburn
I wish I had saved the article now.....
I wish I hadn't written this tagline!
I wish I knew a girl who gave BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning!<g>
I wish I knew everthing, but obviously I don't
I wish I knew what I was doing!
I wish I was Bill Gates or, at least, that I had all his money.
I wish I was a Klingon.  I want a lumpy head.
I wish I was a Trill.  I would always be spotted.
I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
I wish I was a tiger. A common lament. --Calvin.
I wish I was a virgin. Then again, think of all the fun I would miss.
I wish I was back in the forest, Tom pined.
I wish I was born with a tattoo. That would be cool - Beavis.
I wish I was born with a tattoo. That'd be cool. - Beavis.
I wish I was more like I think I am.
I wish I was someone else, then I could kiss me! -- The Cat
I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss myself. --The Cat.
I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss myself. Cat.
I wish I was watching television!!
I wish I were in the land of cotton - not polyester
I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa.
I wish I'd made that bet, Tom, the bookmaker, said hoarsely.
I wish I'd stolen that tagline.
I wish Noah had squashed those two fleas.
I wish Noah had swatted one of those two flies.
I wish Noah had swatted those two flies.
I wish Noah would have stepped on those two cockroaches.
I wish Noah would have swatted those two flies!
I wish Orville Bullitt would get the h*ll out of FidoNet!...
I wish TV's had an IQ knob.  I tried "brightness" but it don't work!
I wish TV's had an intelligence knob, the brightness knob don't work.
I wish Windows sucked!  Then it'd be good for something!
I wish a was a catfish, swimming through the sea - Hendrix
I wish all people were as nice and helpful as the ones on this echo!!
I wish computer would do what I think I tell it...
I wish computers would do what I think I asked for!
I wish everybody would go back in the closet.
I wish him luck-he's probably the only True Seeker we have - Sinclair
I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc
I wish it could happen, but it's not in the cards. - Duncan MacLeod
I wish just once they'd move their lips w/the film - Joel
I wish life could have 1024x768x256 resolution.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer!
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish life had an editable scroll-back buffer...
I wish life had scroll back - with cut and paste.
I wish life had scroll back and cut and paste.
I wish life had scroll-back - with cut and paste
I wish more research was being done in this area ... it would be nice!
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish my batch files would do what I think I tell them.
I wish my brain had expansion slots.
I wish my husband would stop flirting with my girlfriend.
I wish my kids would behave as well as my OS/2!
I wish my wife would stop flirting with my boyfriend.
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish someone would DUB Sir Charles Barkley on the head.
I wish someone would find Waldo so I could get on with my life.
I wish someone would pay me what I think I'm worth...
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID>
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID<
I wish that Noah had swatted those two mosquitos.
I wish that it might come to pass not fade like all my dreams.
I wish the Arabs and the Jews would settle their differen
I wish the Bruins would get trapped in The Garden when they demolish it.
I wish the Government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I wish the summer wind could bring back paradise.
I wish the whole world had one throat with my hands around it.
I wish there was a cure for your personality.
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish there were a cure for your personality.
I wish there were no such thing as taglines.
I wish this damned ol' Thunderbird could fly.
I wish this mirror had a better picture...
I wish this mirror had a better view
I wish this mirror had a better view...
I wish this movie had these two guys in it - Crow
I wish to complain about this parrot.
I wish to submit myself for disciplinary action - Data
I wish to visit the waste-reclamation units.
I wish we could make our votes retroactive like Bill's tax plan.
I wish you everything you wish me.
I wish you humans would leave me alone!
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I wish you were a beer.
I wish you were dead, your sweat and perry ellis -- NIN
I wish you were dead, your sweat and perry ellis.
I wish you were easy going - but you're hard to get rid of.
I wish you would stop saying that, shouted Ford.
I wish your mother had better quality control
I wished Windows sucked!  Then It'd be good for something!
I wished Windows sucked!  Then it's be good for something
I wished Windows sucked! Then It'd be good for something!
I wished and Orville Bullitt heard me!
I wished and Orville heard me!
I wished for the most beautiful women in the world.
I woke up dog tired, beat down and half dead.
I woke up grumpy yesterday...shes still mad!
I woke up in a Soho doorway...a policeman knew my name..!
I woke up this morning and saw my tagline on a milk carton!
I woke up, and yes...it was all a dream!
I won the daily double, Tom cried hoarsely.
I won! I won!
I won't be 400 for another four months. - Duncan MacLeod
I won't be able to sit for a week! - Banzai
I won't be in tomorrow. My Grandmother died again.
I won't be on time, Tom said belatedly.
I won't be satisfied until I have a desktop CRAY with 9,000 Gb memory.
I won't criticize the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER
I won't die for Fernando Poo!
I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I won't give it a second thought, said Tom absent-mindedly.
I won't give up, it want's me dead - NIN
I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house.
I won't insult the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER
I won't kill you - but you'd be suprised at what you can live through.
I won't kiss you on the knee caps! - Crow sings
I won't listen to you, Leonard! said Tom def-t-Lee.
I won't live through the day - Mike as geeky student
I won't play 'Stupid' with Martin... Martin's MUCH better at it!
I won't play 'Stupid' with Orville... Orville's MUCH better at it!!
I won't play 'Stupid' with Rush Limbaugh... Rush is MUCH better at it!
I won't play 'Stupid' with Rush Limbaugh... Rush is MUCH better at it!!
I won't play 'Stupid' with Rush Limbaugh... he's MUCH better at it!
I won't raise taxes on the middle class. B. Clinton
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I won't rough you up and he's not your friend. - Nick Knight
I won't ship before your money arrives.
I won't smile till the world says it's sorry!
I won't take your tagline, TRUST ME!
I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my programs!
I won't tell him you gave it to me...hehehehe
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.
I won't use Windows...I won't use Windows...I won't use Windows
I wonder how I'm looking now? Still nice! --The Cat.
I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
I wonder how many of you I could get before the police snipers drop me
I wonder how many people are having sex at this moment.
I wonder how your engine feels.
I wonder if "begging & pleading" has been invented - Mike
I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems..?
I wonder if Bill Gates' new bride will do windows?
I wonder if Cardassian food is as grim as their architecture?
I wonder if Data has a 16550 UART?
I wonder if Hillary gave Bill flowers for his birthday.
I wonder if I'd have better luck if I fished with a net, Tom debated.
I wonder if NAPA would have a waterpump for an SD40-2?
I wonder if Stacker would work on Isolinear Chips?
I wonder if White House computers are booted up or if they just inhale.
I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa?
I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.
I wonder if creationists evolve
I wonder if dead conductors decompose?
I wonder if it would back fire on me? <g>
I wonder if its brains are still in there? - Nala
I wonder if others can replicate this result.
I wonder if the Martians have got any Gene Indexes !
I wonder if their dreams will survive this alien nightmare? --Lancer
I wonder if there is one to delete all these "list" messages...?
I wonder if there should be some sort of DNA register for everybody.
I wonder if they like to gamble -- Quark
I wonder if we ccan speak through rose-tinted spectacles.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world - Calvin
I wonder if you might have a copy of 'Rarnaby Budge'?
I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. -Emperor
I wonder what @FN@'s doing right now?
I wonder what Geco charges to haunt a house?
I wonder what He charges to haunt a house?
I wonder what MacGyver would do .
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
I wonder what Mulrooney is doing right now??!!
I wonder what Orville's doing right now?
I wonder what THIS key does...OOPS!
I wonder what kind of CPS rates Data gets?
I wonder what sex that cat is, said Tom.
I wonder what the recipe is for M&Ms....
I wonder what this all looks like from the 4th dimension?
I wonder what this button does? *&^(&^)#@$*&_% NO CARRIER
I wonder what this switch does... !&)!%@@$!#!% NO CARRIER
I wonder what today is. <BONK!> Hello, Monday.  Garfield
I wonder what would happen if I pushed ctrl, alt, and delete together?
I wonder what would happen if I typed del *.* at the C prompt
I wonder what would happen if I....<NO CARRIER<
I wonder what you would do if you were me, boy, hmm?  -Castrovalva
I wonder what you'd charge to haunt a house?
I wonder what's going to happen exciting today? <Piglet>
I wonder what's happening in reality today?
I wonder what's on TV
I wonder which of all the many rumors floating around are true.
I wonder who bartenders confide in?
I wonder whose idea this was. - Duncan MacLeod
I wonder why Johann Strauss Jr., ever composed Die Fledermaus!
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two leeches?
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two spirochetes?
I wonder why Noah didn't swat those two flies.....
I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising?!
I wonder why grandpa always pulled his own finger.
I wonder why my Twin Peaks file contains Dolly Parton taglines...
I wonder why they call it KILLington?
I wonder why uranium is fluorescent, said Marie curiously.
I wonder why uranium is fluorescent, said Mary curiously.
I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
I wonder, does Hillary Rodham Clinton spit or swallow?
I wonder...Does a BBS SysOp have to call himself to read his QWK-mail?
I work a lot with the Lock family, Caps, Num, and Scroll.
I work at a bank, said Tom tellingly.
I work for ambasador Molari. After a while, nothing bothers you.
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
I work for the IRD....give me all your money!
I work for the company, but don't let that fool you<Burke>
I work for the vice squad, the officer said arrestingly
I work like I'm paid, very little and twice a month!
I work off UNIX and can use multiple operating systems. - Crow
I work out at the He's Dead Gym.
I work very hard.  Please don't expect me to think as well.
I work with User -Surly Software
I work with User-Surly Software.
I work without a net when I'm walkin' that love line.
I worked hard to get like this and I'm not changing.
I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'll get.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.  -- Groucho Marx
I worked to drink.  I drank to work.
I worried about going bald until I met Patrick Steward.
I worship Cthulhu -  Crow
I worship Lizzie Borden - she was America's first hacker!
I worship the ground that awaits you.
I would advise youse to shut up and start dialin'. - Spocko
I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. Data
I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears.  Data
I would attend more meetings if they served beer.
I would be clothed an in my right mind if I could find either!
I would be derelict in my officiousness. - Frank Burns
I would be seeing stars -- Geordi
I would date Yolanda Molinari - Frank on name in credits
I would describe Jennie Garth as "SEXY"
I would die for her. I would kill for her. --Gomez Addams.
I would die for her. I would kill for her. --Gomez.
I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
I would do anything for Love..
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
I would explain it to you, but your head would explode.
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I would happily sacrifice your life to preserve my freedom
I would have been yo daddy, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
I would have been yo'daddy but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
I would have been your Daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.
I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!!
I would have made a good Pope.  -  Richard M. Nixon
I would have stopped you, if not me someone else. - Worf
I would have suffered a lot more if I understood.
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.  Maybe.
I would if I could, but I can't so I won't
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met.
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met.  -SLR
I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
I would just like to know the TRUTH........about UFOs.
I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
I would kill or die to make love to you.
I would like a 1/4 pounder and 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts. huh huh
I would like a quarter pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts.
I would like to ask you for Servo's hand in marriage-Crow
I would like to buy a fish liscence, please.
I would like to eat your suitcase.
I would like to give my apologies now before somebody demands them.
I would like to help you out.  Which way did you come in?
I would like to know what you all think about this?
I would like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.  -- Cerebus
I would like, ah, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey - Chucky Grey
I would like...a name. <- Holo-doc
I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave...
I would love to snort coke....but the bubbles bother my nose.
I would love to stop by and shake yer paw.... D.Houston
I would love to, but I am playing DOOM.
I would never consider divorce -- but murder . . .
I would never take advantage of a virgin, said Orville, penetratingly.
I would never take advantage of a virgin, said Sam, penetratingly.
I would never threaten you or the others. - Londo
I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I would not hurt thee, but thou standest where I am about to shoot
I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. (1 Cor 10:20)
I would often be a coward, but for the shame of it. - Ralph Connor
I would prefer free blowjobs from Miss America contestants
I would prefer not to.
I would rather be Multi-Tasking!
I would rather be a opportunist and float than go to the bottom with m
I would rather die on my feet, for honesty.
I would rather do it myself.
I would rather give birth to a chair.
I would rather go to work than sit outside.
I would rather have 50 unnatural vices than 1 unnatural virtue.
I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.
I would rather make my name than inherit it - Samual Johnson
I would rather see starlight than streetlights.
I would really resent that if I wasn't drunk. - Hawkeye
I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off. -Black Adder
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I would they were even cut off which trouble you. (GAL 5:12)
I would think you've had a few successes. - Mulcahy to Freedman
I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
I wouldn't be President if my name was on that friggin' wall.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac..
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
I wouldn't be seen dead in them.  They're dead grotty.
I wouldn't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
I wouldn't care if my record said I was a bedbug. - Klinger
I wouldn't hurt a fly.    Besides, they taste terrible.
I wouldn't hurt a fly...besides they taste funny.
I wouldn't kiss a guy with a hat like that - Tom
I wouldn't know about that. I'm not a doctor. - Radar
I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
I wouldn't know if this is right or wrong, but it was very interesting.
I wouldn't know that he didn't say that he- Crow
I wouldn't know.  I can only count to 21 when I'm naked.
I wouldn't leave if I were you.  DOS is much worse. - DOOM
I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse.
I wouldn't marry you if you're the only woman on earth! said Tom evenly.
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money.
I wouldn't mind running my fingers over THOSE! said Tom fondly.
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts was afire.
I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.
I wouldn't shoot him if I were you.  It will just make him mad.
I wouldn't spit in Schumer's mouth if his guts were on fire.
I wouldn't spit in your ear if your brain was on fire
I wouldn't take you to a dog race! Even though I thought you could win
I wouldn't talk, Mrs. Nelson! - Tom to Mike
I wouldn't touch that code with a remote debugger...
I wouldn't touch that if I WAS a ten foot pole!
I wouldn't touch that with a 3.048 meter pole.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048 meter pole!
I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 304.8 cm pole.
I wouldn't trust him farther than I could comfortably spit out a rat.
I wouldn't trust myself farther than I could spit a rat.
I wouldn't trust that babe as far as I could bowl her..
I wouldn't try and insult your intelligence - I doubt if I could.
I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member..
I wouldn't want to try to plot these folks on a tree chart!
I wouldn't want to!  (G)  I prefer living with women!
I wouldn't wish it on Mae West enemy.
I wov OS/2
I wrestled with reality for 35 years and I finally won - Elwood P Dowd
I write long taglines.  This tagline is long.  I write long taglines b
I write taglines like old people have sex, slow & sloppy.
I write therefore I exist
I write to keep the Devil away. - Stephen King 8/30/94 on Larry King
I wrote Lebreak for the Atari in 32K! What a pain!
I wrote a few children's books... Not on purpose. - S.W.
I wrote a poem for Mr. West - Gypsy on Adam West
I wrote a program in Lisp once...it wrote back to me.
I wrote down the meaning of life but forgot where I put it!
I wrote her a letter, it meant a lot to me. - Van Halen
I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I wrote my own benchmark test program.  Now my machine is 500 MHz.
I wrote my own benchmark, my machine is now 500MHz
I wrote my own benchmark. My XT now runs at 5000MHz!
I wrote my own benchmark. My computer is now 500MHz!
I wrote my own benchmark. My machine is now 330 MHz.
I wrote my own benchmark. My machine is now 500MHz!
I wrote several children's books -- not on purpose.
I wrote the above message, but I didn't inhale.
I wrote the book on that subject, said Tom authoritatively.
I wrote this Tagline JUST for GARY CAPLAN.
I wrote this note on a 486 laptop on the beaches of Maui.
I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO.
I wrote this tagline JUST for He .
I wrote this tagline JUST for Orville Bullitt.
I wrote this tagline JUST for Orville.
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
I wuz lernd my English!
I xeroxed a mirror.  Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed my watch.  Now I have time to spare.  Martin Pollard
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I yam Popeye o'de Borg! Preparez'a ta be askimiligated!
I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg.  Prepares to be askimilagrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg.  Prepares to be askimilated.
I yam Popeye of Borg.  Prepares to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimblitated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares ta be akskimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimiligated.
I yam Popeye of Borg: Prepares ta be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borgsk.  Prespare to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of the BORG! Prepare to be askmiligrated!
I yam Popeye of the Borg. Prepares ta beez askimiligrated!
I yam what I yam  1 Popeye 7:23
I yield to Abdul Alhazred's superior knowledge of Cthulhu!
I ying, therefore I yang.
I yink, therefore I yam.
I you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
I you have to ask the question, you won't understand the answer.
I you would be so kind as to straighten me out? Thanks MUCH!
I za politicare vazi hemija - baza im izaziva kiselinu.
I zivot ide dalje,dalje sve dalje odavde.
I ~ my dog, ~ my cat, and I ~ baby harp seals.
I ~ my wife, I wear a ~, I ~ my dog, I ~ ed my cat.
I ~wonder~ "why" this would offend you.
I hkd m $stm,
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Speeches!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Orville's! Speeches!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! to! Punctuate! Kirk!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! to! Punctuate! Kirk! Speeches!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! to! Punctuate!Kirk, annonces!
I! Finally! Learned! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
I! HAVE HAD! ENOUGH! OF YOU! -Kirk
I! HAVE! HAD! E! NUFF! OF! YOUUUU!!! - Kirk.  "The Search for Spock.
I! Order you! Let me go! - Evil Tom to Mike & Crow
I! am! Kirk! of! Borg!: You! will! be! overacted!
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg!   Prepare! to! be! -- assimilated!
I! finally! learned! how! to! punctuate! Kirk! sentences!
I! finally! learned! how! to! punctuate! sentences!  -Kirk!
I! finally! learned! how! to! puncuate! Kirk! sentences!
I! finally! learned! to! punctuate! Kirk's! sentences!
I'D HAVE A HILLARIOUS TAGLINE BUT CLINTON HASN'T DONE MUCH TODAY
I'D rather be stuck with Bush than gored by Clinton.
I'M %JH3 TAGFILE
I'M 2 CUTE 2 B 4 GOTTEN!
I'M AN ATHEIST: NOEL NOHEAVEN
I'M DOING THIS FOR MORTHOSIANS.
I'M FIGHTING THE DRAGON!
I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M NOT ALL THERE.
I'M NOT DISABLED - JUST INCONVENIENCED!
I'M NOT FRENCH! - Amanda
I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(*  @#@*&#(@
I'M NOT LAZY.    I'm just so fast that I'm always finished.
I'M NOT PARANOID.  WHO ARE YOU!?!?!
I'M NOT PARANOID: THAT'S A RUMOR SPREAD BY MY ENEMIES
I'M NOT SCHIZO!  OH, YES I AM!
I'M NOT SCHIZOID!  OH, YES I AM!
I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC. IT'S THIS GUY BESIDE ME!
I'M ON PAGE TWO HUNDRED!!!! - Joy
I'M STUCK IN MY FAMILY TREE & CAN'T GET DOWN!
I'M not born again! Mom got it right the first time!
I'M not the one who misplace the entire Deltivid asteroid belt!   -Q
I'M not the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid asteroid belt!
I'M the captain of this vessel, your order is nullified! - Picard
I'M...I'M REALLY...I'M REALLY GETTING...I'M REALLY GETTING SEASICK..
I'_  ST_PID   "Hmmmm...Pat, I'd like to buy an "O" please."
I'am not 38, I'am 18 with 20 years experience.....(wink,wink)
I'd *definitely* better duck for cover after that one....
I'd Rather Be Anatomically Correct Than Politically So.
I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
I'd Say More But I've Run Out of Time & Space.
I'd Wanted a Mac, I would have BOUGHT one!
I'd advise youse to keep dialin' -- Spocko
I'd allow myself to be used as an ashtray - Tom
I'd almost bet that we do.  We've gotten this far.
I'd appreciate it if you'd call me by my given nickname. - Radar
I'd appreciate it.  ANY series.  :)
I'd ask em to leave but they'd think I was a racist -Crow
I'd ask you to stay, but torture's top secret. - Col. Flagg
I'd be _delighted_ to help you out!  Which way did you come in?
I'd be a Christian if it wasn't for the Christians.
I'd be a Christian...if it wasn't for Christians. - Ghandi
I'd be a fundamentalist - if I could just stop laughing..
I'd be a high performance drill bit - Crow
I'd be a lot better without all the chatter in here. - Frank Burns
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
I'd be an atheist, BUT.... no paid holidays!!!
I'd be apathetic if I cared.
I'd be as good as new if it weren't for a thing or two.
I'd be broke if it wasn't for SHAREWARE!  <-TLP
I'd be delighted to accept. Tell me what you have in mind...
I'd be happy to help you solve that problem <g>
I'd be interested in comparing notes with anyone searching these lines.
I'd be more awake if I weren't so tired.
I'd be richer if I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.
I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me
I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...
I'd be thrashing in fury if it weren't for my trick head. - MR
I'd be unstoppable . . . if only I could get started.
I'd be unstoppable, only if I can get moving.
I'd be willing to bet no one on Crack can play the bagpipes.
I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck.
I'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
I'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
I'd break you in half but I don't want two of you around.
I'd burn those beer joints down.
I'd buy that for a bar of gold-pressed latinum!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'd call THAT a cry for help! - Tom
I'd call you an @$$hole, but you're not that useful.
I'd change da world, but they wont gimme the source code!
I'd climb a mountain for a Llama.
I'd date Sean Young & cheat on her w/Roseanne Barr - Joel
I'd declare march "Liza Month" - Crow
I'd didn't mean to post half-drunk, but I ran out of Bailey's.
I'd die for you, I'd lie to you...
I'd eat that doughnut, But the holes gives me indigestion.
I'd enjoy the day more if it started later.
I'd enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was?
I'd explain it to you, but then your brain would explode!
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math. --Calvin.
I'd explain, but it would make your head explode.
I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
I'd feel a lot better about doctors if it weren't called a Practice.
I'd feel better about doctors if it wasn't a practice!
I'd feel better about doctors if it wasn't called 'Practice'.
I'd feel better if you were blond! <G>
I'd forget my balls if they didn't come in a bag.
I'd get my mind from the gutter but I'm afraid of heights.
I'd get my mind out of the gutter but I can't climb that far.
I'd get my mind out of the gutter but I'm afraid of heights
I'd get therapy, but insanity is cheaper - and more fun!
I'd give a year's pay to see whats inside this thing - Sheridan
I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess..
I'd give good money if he'd shut up.
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous 
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my left breast to be Tutankhamen.  Tit for Tut.
I'd give my right arm to be able to touch type.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrious.
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my wife a spanking, if she was here...
I'd give real money if he'd shut up!
I'd give real money if he'd shut up! -- McCoy
I'd give that hornet a 10, Tom said beratingly.
I'd give up women if they didn't look so damn good naked
I'd give up women if they didn't look so darn good naked.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I ate the last one.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I need it all.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm still using it!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but it's my last one!
I'd give you a piece of my mind....but I can't find it.
I'd give you a tagline, but the Ferengi blew up my message base.
I'd give you a tagline, but the Ferengi blew up my tagline database...
I'd give you a tagline, but the Ferrengi blew up my message base.
I'd go back to last tuesday. - Kryten
I'd go bob for doughnuts in a deep fryer - Crow
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
I'd go on, but I've spent long enough on this message...
I'd go out cruisin' but I've no place to go and all night to get there
I'd go visit the moderator and pay for everything, right Ronnie?
I'd go with the helmet, Ray.
I'd hammer nails with my skull - Crow
I'd hate to be the guy who makes mops around here. - Hawkeye
I'd hate to make a judgement on that until all the facts are in.
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
I'd have prefered to take a few alive. - Bester
I'd have preferred to take a few alive. --Bester.
I'd have thrown up on the kid...   -Danny Davids
I'd have written sooner but I thought I owed you money.
I'd have written sooner, but I didn't know you then!
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.  -- Groucho Marx
I'd install Windows, but I'd kinda like to have programs too.
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
I'd invite Jesus into my heart, but my blood needs the room.
I'd join the movement if there was one I could believe in --U2
I'd join the sexual revolution but I flunked the physical
I'd jump in a stump grinder to amuse my friends - Tom
I'd just as soon kiss a Bullitt!
I'd just as soon kiss a Orville!
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie! - Leia
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. - Leia
I'd just as soon kiss a frog!!
I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon - Gypsy sings
I'd just like to add that I have nothing to add.
I'd keep my eyes on this one. Chances are she's after your job. - Q.
I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now!
I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweeeet beer.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I'd kill him, but it would start a war. --Garibaldi re: Lennear.
I'd know this nose grease anywhere! - Tom
I'd leave my mind to science if I could find it.
I'd leave you a tip, but I don't have change for a quarter.
I'd lecture you on love, little man - Mike to Tom
I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as me.
I'd like 'The Ronettes Sing English Agrarian History', please.
I'd like 'it' to happen to me to break up the boredom! - Klinger
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts. - Butthead
I'd like a 4pounder and 2dozen chicks in tight shorts.
I'd like a bit of pram please.
I'd like a herring burger with loads of mayo. - Opus
I'd like a hot dog, Tom said frankly.
I'd like a hot dog, he said frankly.
I'd like a milk shake, hold the cup.
I'd like a scoop of Taglines 'n' Cream.
I'd like a scoop of recipes 'n' Cream.
I'd like a stud Mcmuffin....to go.
I'd like it all automated.
I'd like some JUNK FOOD...and then I want to be ALONE - -
I'd like some JUNK FOOD...then I want to be ALONE.
I'd like some Oriental food, said Tom wantonly.
I'd like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
I'd like the spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam, please.
I'd like the usual Vatican discount.
I'd like to apologise on behalf of the entire female gender.Thank you
I'd like to apologize on behalf of the entire female gender. Thank you
I'd like to appologize on behalf of the entire male gender. Thank you.
I'd like to ass you a few questions. - Ace Ventura
I'd like to autograph your bed pan.
I'd like to autograph your bed pan. 
I'd like to be fed to my dog - Crow as doomed astronaut
I'd like to blow up a truck of Coke - Tom sings jingle
I'd like to buy Vanna, Pat.
I'd like to buy a consonant just to be different, Pat.
I'd like to buy a fish license please.
I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
I'd like to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
I'd like to comment on your Tagline, but I feel so limited.
I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverine.
I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel
I'd like to get that tatooed on my thigh. - Trapper
I'd like to help you out  - which way did you come in?
I'd like to help you out -- which way did you come in?
I'd like to help you out.  Which way did you come in?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to invade YOU - Crow leers to girl
I'd like to keep Britain tidy.
I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex & see what he's working on now
I'd like to order another glove, lubed- Michael Jackson
I'd like to pay you a compliment, but I can't think of a nice to say.
I'd like to play my latest chart-topper--Bart Simpson.
I'd like to play, but not with these cards. -- Riker
I'd like to register a COMPLAINT!
I'd like to see a computer program that can handle this!
I'd like to see more of you, Tom appealed.
I'd like to see you dismount the dragon and say that!
I'd like to slap the snot outta Willard Scott...
I'd like to slap your face...it deserves it!
I'd like to take you out and leave you there.
I'd like to teach the world to sing... Tom said coaxingly.
I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents, Chivas Regal......
I'd like to try out for porn - Mike as dumb girl
I'd like to welcome a new additon to our therapy group.
I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth!
I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth
I'd like to, but I have to floss my cat..
I'd like to, but last time I went I never came back..
I'd look good on you.
I'd love to - but I have to answer Cindy's letters.
I'd love to - but I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to but I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I'd love to but none of my socks match.
I'd love to but,   Having fun gives me prickly heat.
I'd love to but,   I feel a song coming on.
I'd love to but,   I have to bleach my hare.
I'd love to but,   I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
I'd love to but,   I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I'd love to but,   I have to jog my memory.
I'd love to but,   I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to but,   I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to but,   I have to study for a blood test.
I'd love to but,   I have too much guilt.
I'd love to but,   I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to but,   I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I'd love to but,   I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to but,   I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
I'd love to but,   I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'd love to but,   I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'd love to but,   I'm too old/young for that stuff.
I'd love to but,   I'm trying to be less popular.
I'd love to but,   I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'd love to but,   I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'd love to but,   I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'd love to but,   I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
I'd love to but,   I've been traded to Cincinnati.
I'd love to but,   My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
I'd love to but,   My bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to but,   My favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to but,   My palm reader advised against it.
I'd love to but,   My uncle escaped again.
I'd love to but,   The grunion are running.
I'd love to but,   You know how we psychos are.
I'd love to but,  I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to but,  I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I'd love to but,  I'm being deported.
I'd love to but,  I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'd love to but,  I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'd love to but,  I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'd love to but,  I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'd love to but,  I'm trying to cut down.
I'd love to but,  I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'd love to but,  There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'd love to but, Having fun gives me prickly heat.
I'd love to but, I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out
I'd love to but, I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to but, I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I'd love to but, I feel a song coming on.
I'd love to but, I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
I'd love to but, I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I'd love to but, I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I'd love to but, I have to bleach my hare.
I'd love to but, I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
I'd love to but, I have to floss my cat.
I'd love to but, I have to fluff my shower cap.
I'd love to but, I have to fulfill my potential.
I'd love to but, I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I'd love to but, I have to jog my memory.
I'd love to but, I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar
I'd love to but, I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to but, I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I'd love to but, I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to but, I have to study for a blood test.
I'd love to but, I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I'd love to but, I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/my hair.
I'd love to but, I have too much guilt.
I'd love to but, I left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to but, I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I'd love to but, I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I'd love to but, I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to but, I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I'd love to but, I think you want the OTHER @tf   .
I'd love to but, I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'd love to but, I'll be looking for a parking space.
I'd love to but, I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
I'd love to but, I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'd love to but, I'm being deported.
I'd love to but, I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'd love to but, I'm converting my calendar watch to Gregorian.
I'd love to but, I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'd love to but, I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'd love to but, I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'd love to but, I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'd love to but, I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
I'd love to but, I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
I'd love to but, I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to but, I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
I'd love to but, I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'd love to but, I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'd love to but, I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'd love to but, I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'd love to but, I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'd love to but, I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'd love to but, I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'd love to but, I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'd love to but, I'm too old/young for that stuff.
I'd love to but, I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'd love to but, I'm trying to be less popular.
I'd love to but, I'm trying to cut down.
I'd love to but, I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
I'd love to but, I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'd love to but, I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'd love to but, I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'd love to but, I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'd love to but, I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
I'd love to but, I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I'd love to but, I've been traded to Cincinnati.
I'd love to but, I've come down with a really horrible case of something
I'd love to but, I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I'd love to but, I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
I'd love to but, It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
I'd love to but, It's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to but, It's too close to the turn of the century.
I'd love to but, My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
I'd love to but, My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
I'd love to but, My bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to but, My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'd love to but, My crayons all melted together.
I'd love to but, My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
I'd love to but, My palm reader advised against it.
I'd love to but, My patent is pending.
I'd love to but, My plot to take over the world is thickening.
I'd love to but, My subconscious says no.
I'd love to but, My uncle escaped again.
I'd love to but, My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
I'd love to but, None of my socks match.
I'd love to but, People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
I'd love to but, The President said he might drop in.
I'd love to but, The grunion are running.
I'd love to but, The last time I went, I never came back.
I'd love to but, The man on television told me to say tuned.
I'd love to but, The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat
I'd love to but, There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'd love to but, You know how we psychos are.
I'd love to but,I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'd love to but... None of my socks match.
I'd love to chat, but I must get back to the ritual sacrifice.
I'd love to explain, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'
I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.
I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned.
I'd love to have an adventure with your wildest fantasies
I'd love to help you out -- which way did you come in?
I'd love to help you out. Where did you come in?
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? -Groucho Marx
I'd love to help you out.Which way did you come in?
I'd love to live in the fast lane but I couldn't find the on-ramp.
I'd love to live in the fast lane but I couln't find the on-ramp
I'd love to meet you sometime when we're both normal.
I'd love to own a candy factory.  I'd make a mint!
I'd love to own a candy factory....I'd make a mint!
I'd love to work for Anaheim, but I can't pass the cuteness exam..!
I'd love to, ... but the Potato King won't let me. - Rimmer
I'd love to, but I as a punk wasn't feeling lucky.
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door and I can't get out.
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door and now I
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out.
I'd love to, but I did my own thing and now I've got to u
I'd love to, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to, but I don't go out on days that end in Y.
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on.
I'd love to, but I had a low SAN roll.
I'd love to, but I had to change the air in my tires.
I'd love to, but I havX to floss my cat.
I'd love to, but I have left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to, but I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
I'd love to, but I have some real hard words to look up i
I'd love to, but I have some real hard words to look up.
I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" le
I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermud
I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I'd love to, but I have to bleach my hare.
I'd love to, but I have to check freshness dates on my dairy products.
I'd love to, but I have to check freshness dates on my diary products.
I'd love to, but I have to check the freshness dates on m
I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art schola
I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap.
I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my destiny.
I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my potential.
I'd love to, but I have to go mow the laundry.
I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I'd love to, but I have to go to the post office to see i
I'd love to, but I have to jog my memory.
I'd love to, but I have to knit dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I'd love to, but I have to knit some dust bunnies for a c
I'd love to, but I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar
I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to, but I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I'd love to, but I have to sit up with a sick aunt.
I'd love to, but I have to sort my belly button lint collection...
I'd love to, but I have to sort my belly button lint.
I'd love to, but I have to stay home and see if I snore
I'd love to, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to, but I have to study for a blood test.
I'd love to, but I have to thaw some karate chops for din
I'd love to, but I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner
I'd love to, but I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I'd love to, but I have to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'd love to, but I have too much guilt.
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to, but I made an appointment with a cuticle spe
I'd love to, but I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I'd love to, but I never go out on days that end in "Y".
I'd love to, but I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd love to, but I promised to help a friend fold road ma
I'd love to, but I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I'd love to, but I promised to help a friend refold road maps.
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Frank
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Long.
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Patrick.
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Richard.
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Ricky.
I'd love to, but I think you want the other Name.
I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blende
I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'd love to, but I was getting a round tuit.
I'd love to, but I was out harvesting pineal glands.
I'd love to, but I was putting Visine in my third eye.
I'd love to, but I was putting out my third eye.
I'd love to, but I was watching "this space."
I'd love to, but I was watching Kennedy on MTV.
I'd love to, but I'll be looking for a parking space.
I'd love to, but I'm attending a perfume convention as gu
I'd love to, but I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
I'd love to, but I'm attending the opening of my garage d
I'd love to, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Ju
I'd love to, but I'm doing door--to--door collecting for
I'd love to, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'd love to, but I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'd love to, but I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'd love to, but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a conveni
I'd love to, but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'd love to, but I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
I'd love to, but I'm going through cherry cheesecake with
I'd love to, but I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
I'd love to, but I'm going to be old someday.
I'd love to, but I'm going to count the bristled in my toothbrush.
I'd love to, but I'm going to count the bristles in my to
I'd love to, but I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
I'd love to, but I'm gonna to work on my cottage cheese sculpture...
I'd love to, but I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'd love to, but I'm home working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'd love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'd love to, but I'm planning to go downtown to try on gl
I'd love to, but I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'd love to, but I'm planning to go downtown to try on neckties.
I'd love to, but I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'd love to, but I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
I'd love to, but I'm staying home to work on my cheese sculpture.
I'd love to, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage c
I'd love to, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture
I'd love to, but I'm stealing all those taglines.
I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'd love to, but I'm teaching my parrot to yodel.
I'd love to, but I'm too old for that stuff.
I'd love to, but I'm too old for that stuff. <-!!-
I'd love to, but I'm too old/young for that stuff.
I'd love to, but I'm too young for that stuff.
I'd love to, but I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'd love to, but I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to be less popular.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to cut down.
I'd love to, but I'm trying to see how long I can go with
I'd love to, but I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'd love to, but I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'd love to, but I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winn
I'd love to, but I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'd love to, but I'm working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'd love to, but I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Jody Foster.
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Richard Sim
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Richard Sims
I'd love to, but I'm writing a love letter to Tom Hanks.
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transpla
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I'd love to, but I've been traded to Cincinnati.
I'd love to, but I've come down with a horrible case of ______________.
I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguine.
I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I'd love to, but I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
I'd love to, but I've left my body in my other clothes.
I'd love to, but It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautif
I'd love to, but It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
I'd love to, but It's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to, but Richard Godbee can give you the _real_ reason.
I'd love to, but Star Trek is coming on...
I'd love to, but Star Trek's coming on.
I'd love to, but don't you all make children cry?
I'd love to, but having fun gives me prickly heat.
I'd love to, but it's my parakeet's bowling night!
I'd love to, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to, but it's too close to the turn of the centur
I'd love to, but it's too close to the turn of the century.
I'd love to, but it's too close to the turn or the century.
I'd love to, but my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
I'd love to, but my Millard Fillmore Fan Club meets then.
I'd love to, but my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to, but my chocolate--appreciation class meets t
I'd love to, but my chocolate--appreciation class meets that night.
I'd love to, but my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'd love to, but my chocolate-appreciation class meets tonight.
I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
I'd love to, but my electric monk was in the shop for repairs, and...
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial will be on TV.
I'd love to, but my mother would never let me hear the en
I'd love to, but my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
I'd love to, but my palm reader advised against it.
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thicke
I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thickening.
I'd love to, but my regeneration's starting
I'd love to, but my regeneration's starting...
I'd love to, but my subconcious says no.
I'd love to, but my subconscious says no.
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
I'd love to, but my wife would never let me hear the end of it.
I'd love to, but my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
I'd love to, but none of my socks match.
I'd love to, but people are blaming me for the Spanish--A
I'd love to, but people are blaming me for the Spanish--American War.
I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
I'd love to, but the Prime Directive forbids it.
I'd love to, but the grunion are running.
I'd love to, but the last time I went, I never came back.
I'd love to, but the man on TV told me to say tuned.
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to say tuned.
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay tu
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.
I'd love to, but the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat
I'd love to, but the shampoo instructions said "Wash, rinse, repeat."
I'd love to, but there are important world issues that ne
I'd love to, but there are world issues that need worrying about.
I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
I'd love to, but you know how we psychos are.
I'd love to, butmy chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'd love to... but don't you all make children cry?
I'd much rahter be a kid than have a kid.  -Jennifer Baker
I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
I'd much rather have a chest to chest session.
I'd never give myself away. I'm too damn valuable!
I'd never rip you're limbs from your body. It'd be your head... -Vhuj
I'd never touch you, Terry. You're dirt - Mike
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostess.
I'd open every crack in the Universe and peek inside. - Kes
I'd parachute right into a Mr. Bulky Warehouse - Tom
I'd pick up THAT Tab - Crow on Tab Hunter
I'd post a Pro-Clinton tagline, but there's no ANSI swastika.
I'd post a Pro-Life tagline, but there's no ANSI swastika.
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
I'd probably be a Christian if it weren't for the Christians.
I'd probably get a lot more women then I'd ever dream about!
I'd procrastinate, but simply can't find the time.
I'd put a curse on you but somebody already beat me to it.
I'd put it on my to-do list,but I can't count that high
I'd quit smoking but everyone hates a quiter.
I'd rather argue with my wife than a moderator.
I'd rather assimilate a Wookie! --Leia of Borg, to Solo.
I'd rather be Morally Correct than Politically Correct.
I'd rather be a ditto-head than a liberal Democrat!
I'd rather be a slave than a corpse.
I'd rather be a smart@$$ than a dumb@$$ any day!
I'd rather be aloft on dragon wings
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically correct.
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically so.
I'd rather be anatomically than politically correct!
I'd rather be assimilating   --   Borg Bumper sticker
I'd rather be assimilating - Borg Bumper sticker
I'd rather be at a Comic Book Convention.
I'd rather be at a Star Trek Convention.
I'd rather be bicycling.
I'd rather be crazy than stupid.
I'd rather be eaten by a dragon. - That can be arranged.
I'd rather be eating shampoo than soap!
I'd rather be fishing.
I'd rather be flogging the peasants
I'd rather be flying Stunt Kites...
I'd rather be flying....Have a nice day!
I'd rather be gardening!
I'd rather be immoral than immortal.
I'd rather be inSane Diego!
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
I'd rather be lucky than good any day!.
I'd rather be lucky than good anyday!...
I'd rather be monkeywrenching.
I'd rather be nothing.
I'd rather be on a continuing mission.
I'd rather be on the Enterprise!
I'd rather be out of my body and into yours!
I'd rather be out strafing with my F-16..
I'd rather be over the hill than under it!
I'd rather be picking more daisies...
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
I'd rather be playing DOOM ][!
I'd rather be playing Dark Forces!
I'd rather be playing Rebel Assault!
I'd rather be playing SFB (make that.. serving on a Starship...)
I'd rather be playing TIE Fighter!
I'd rather be playing X-Wing!
I'd rather be playing hockey.
I'd rather be programming.
I'd rather be reading Star Wars FIDOmail!
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather be rich than stupid
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather be riding a dragon.
I'd rather be skiing!
I'd rather be squishing tribbles - Klingon Anti-Earth League.
I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6.
I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six.
I'd rather be ultralight flying..
I'd rather be watching ST:TNG.
I'd rather be watching Star Wars Screen Entertainment!
I'd rather be watching hockey.
I'd rather be watching the hockey game.
I'd rather be with an AN-NEE-MAL...
I'd rather be young and stupid if I had the choice.
I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home.- Groucho Marx
I'd rather date Stacey Coon! - Gyspy sings
I'd rather die as the man I was, than live the life I just saw.-Picard
I'd rather die than give you control - NIN
I'd rather feel the thorn than to never see the rose.
I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.
I'd rather go kiss a Wookie! - Princess Leia
I'd rather have a /root canal.
I'd rather have a 3.5 hard one than a 5.25 floppy one!!
I'd rather have a 3.5" hard one than a 5.25" floppy one
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day.
I'd rather have a dirty mind than be brainwashed.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a sip of Tab! -Crow as girl on Tab Hunter
I'd rather have my DNA stripped from me than register Doom!
I'd rather have my tonsils removed through my ears - Garibaldi
I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
I'd rather he was a sewerage attendant or a ratcatcher.
I'd rather hit with a 9mm than miss with a .45!
I'd rather hold it in thanks.
I'd rather kiss a Wookiee! - Leia   I can arrange that! - Solo
I'd rather kiss a Wookiee! - Princess Leia
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!
I'd rather learn from somebody *else's* mistakes!
I'd rather listen to Bob Dorman speak -Mike on jet scenes
I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me!
I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
I'd rather look for dead people than have them look for me.
I'd rather lose my memory than my..ummm...ahhh...never mind.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus...
I'd rather push a Fnord than drive a (insert your own piece of junk)
I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy !
I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy!
I'd rather read the cereal box or eat the book with milk.
I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
I'd rather ride the Wave wsOMR way!
I'd rather see Bob Hoskins in that sweater - Mike
I'd rather see Golda Meier in that get-up - Tom
I'd rather sleep with a sex-starved flight-dragon than marry you, Sir!
I'd rather spend a day with a horse than most people I know.-Potter
I'd rather stay lost, than be found with a chip in my ass.
I'd rather suck a cow's udders than play the bagpipes.
I'd rather trust a used car salesman than a lawyer!
I'd rather wait a bit before making that declaration official.
I'd rather watch thirtysomething - Crow
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'd read the computer addict echo, but I'd probably get addicted to it.
I'd read your mind, but it only holds one letter at a time.
I'd really like to lay one across your teeth. * Beverly
I'd really like to lay one across your teeth.  Beverly
I'd really love to break your heart.
I'd recognize your lust for chocolate anywhere.
I'd remember my tagline, but my brain is Swiss Cheesed
I'd resign from the human race, but I can't get my membership fee back
I'd resign from the human race, but I can't get my membership fee back.
I'd resign from the human race, but where do I send my resignation?
I'd ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
I'd run a mile to escape LUTEFISK!
I'd say more, but I've run out of space and time...
I'd say puberty was extremely kind to you - Brain
I'd sell my arms to be ambidextrous.
I'd send you a fish if I could find one.
I'd settle for lies...
I'd shoot Donald Reagan to prove my love for Lisa Foster!
I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster!
I'd sign a paper certifying you an English sheepdog. - Trap to Klinger
I'd slap you, but I just washed my hands.
I'd slap you, but shit splatters!
I'd slap you, but shit splatters.
I'd sleep with you if I thought it would help.
I'd sooner wield cold steel than yield to hot flesh.
I'd stay with my own kind, but there aren't any!(;->*
I'd strike the Sun if it insulted me.
I'd strongly oppose apathy, if I cared
I'd sure love to send my hips out for a walk. - Col. Blake
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
I'd talk longer, but you're not as interesting as I am.
I'd tell ya a fishing story but ya can't see my hands.....
I'd tell you more more, but you might blush.
I'd tell you the meaning of Life, but it won't fit in this tagline!
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
I'd think twice about using this Tagline.
I'd trade it all to be a human - Data
I'd trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, but not with my son.
I'd try snow skiing, but I'm already going downhill way too fast!
I'd use a tagline if I could think of one.
I'd walk a mile to smoke Joe Camel.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
I'd walk miles to see your smiles... uh... kilometres to see your thermometers
I'd walk miles to see your smiles... uh... kilometres to see your thermometers!
I'd walk over you to see the Who.
I'd walk the streets but you've only got one. Field...Murphy's Romance
I'd wear a wool sweater without a t-shirt - Joel
I'd whistle while I work, but all I know are happy songs.
I'd've had you out of that dress.-Frank I'm not that easy!-Klinger
I'de enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was?
I'de write more, but it'de take HOURS.
I'll :* kill your :* cat if he keeps :* sleeping on my :* :* computer!
I'll Always Be A Wimp! - Ren
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
I'll Buy *THAT* for a Dollar!!
I'll Dip you in honey and throw you to the lesbians.
I'll Forgive Jane Fonda, when Jews forgive Hitler!!!
I'll Have To Think Twice Before I Give It A Second Thought!
I'll Kill you if you ever call me violent again!
I'll Meet You Here, by 'Ron Day Vu'
I'll Meet You on Venus After Cryin' In My Beer.
I'll NEVER give up, I KNOW they are out there somewhere.
I'll Quit My Bad Habits.   I've A Bad Habit Of Saying That!
I'll accept your opinion for what it's worth. You owe me $10!
I'll admit it. I'm a tagline junkie.
I'll admit that the boss made me what I am today... depressed.
I'll admit that the boss made me what I and today... depressed.
I'll agree with you for as long as I can see your tits
I'll answer any ten questions, that call for a Yes, or a No. AGT
I'll assimilate the Taglines later. ...Thanks, Sean!
I'll baby sit the wet, bloody, stinky Remedy - Mike
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll bare with you anytime...your place or mine?
I'll be .BAK
I'll be 28 in 2 weeks (nearly 30, sh*t!). Thanks for the compliments.
I'll be Bach. - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
I'll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
I'll be Delmar the Elfen King - Mike
I'll be an aeroplane buzzing, if you'll bring your blue sky back.
I'll be back in a GIF!
I'll be back. - Klinger. I'll be here. - Potter.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll be better after I shave my tongue. - Hawkeye
I'll be dazzled by your weathered features - Crow T. Robot
I'll be dead at 39, no matter how many years I have to be 39!
I'll be dead cuz he killed me - Mike
I'll be dying for you sins and aiding to the cause -- NIN
I'll be dying for you sins and aiding to the cause.
I'll be dying for your sins, and aiding to the cause - NIN
I'll be gentle honey...I promise...
I'll be gone, like a Greyhound Down the Road!!
I'll be good, you'll see, take this tagline away!
I'll be happy to explain it..if it's too hard to comprehend.
I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
I'll be in OR if my legs get me that far. - Col. Potter
I'll be in and out in and hour. What could go wrong? - Sheridan
I'll be in my ready room - Mike as prince walks away
I'll be kicked to death by little red spiders!
I'll be learning Windows, too, I guess ...
I'll be looking forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli - Picard
I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let us PARTY!
I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now.......Let's Party!
I'll be normal when I'm dead!
I'll be on vacation for about 10 days, so this may take a while.
I'll be on you like stink on shit.
I'll be praying for you!
I'll be right there and then we'll get into a cuddle.
I'll be the death of you yet!
I'll be the one with the khaki rose in my teeth. - Hawkeye
I'll be there with $20 in my pants and 3 aces up my sleeve.-Freedman
I'll be there! (Notty-notty-not.) - Homer
I'll be to work as soon as I finish my mail packet.
I'll be unstopable when I get started...
I'll be up just after this next mes-.'.. NO CARRIER
I'll be wearing this sexy freudian-slip!
I'll be with you in a nano second.
I'll be your Beast if you'll be my BEAUTY!!!
I'll become immortal even if it kills me!
I'll believe in god as soon as he smacks me in the head!
I'll believe it, when I believe it.
I'll bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I'll bet Mel Tillis could do a mean Porky Pig.
I'll bet Vulcans find taglines illogical.
I'll bet you think this tagline's about you.
I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote.
I'll bite your legs off!
I'll bite your legs off! - Black Knight
I'll bite!  What, think I'm kidding.  silly fool, you!
I'll brief you at 0900. - Richard Franklin
I'll bring my glasses and my shoes, so I will have them.
I'll brook no denial.
I'll build your dreams with these two hands.
I'll burp in your mouth - Tom as girl asks for a kiss
I'll burst into flames on a warm summer day...
I'll buy @FN@ a funeral plot if he moves right in.
I'll buy American products, but only QUALITY American Products.
I'll buy THAT for a dollar.
I'll buy you a funeral plot, if you'll move right in.
I'll buy you a funeral plot...IF you move right in!
I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words
I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words.
I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words
I'll call Burt Ward. I know he's not busy - Mike
I'll call Spaceballs City and tell President Skroob immediately.
I'll call it the James Kirk Memorial Brothel * Scotty
I'll call you back, my call-waiting's beeping!
I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system. -Riker
I'll call...and may the Lord have mercy on my cards. - Fr. Mulcahy
I'll carry you & you carry me - Tom to Crow
I'll catch you over at Rosie's after carnage!
I'll check the script - Crow as cop reads report
I'll clean the chimney, Tom said fluently.
I'll come to bed as soon as I finish sorting these.
I'll come to bed in a minute dear.. type, type, type.
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a third arm.
I'll consider Windoze useful when I grow a third arm!
I'll contact my people and have them contact their people.
I'll control my OWN guns, thank you.
I'll control my own guns, thank you very much.
I'll corroborate that again, Tom reproved.
I'll cross my heard I'll hope to die.
I'll cross my heard i'll hope to die -- NIN
I'll cry tomorrow, cuz I'm too busy living tonight.
I'll cry tomorrow, just as soon as my heart can find the time.
I'll cut my OWN hair, said Tom barbarically.
I'll cut you to ribbons! said Tom mincingly.
I'll dangle my participle anywhere I want to!
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll defend to the death your right to my opinion.
I'll disinfect this by wiping it in my armpit - Tom
I'll distract 'em by letting 'em assault me - Crow
I'll do anything for chocolate!
I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise!
I'll do it in a minute.
I'll do it tomorrow -- I've made enough mistakes today!
I'll do it tomorrow, quit calling me a procrastinator!
I'll do it tomorrow, quite calling me a procrastinator!
I'll do it when I get around to it...what *is* a round tuit?
I'll do it when I remember what it was!
I'll do just about anything to sell this script!
I'll do what I always do:  Improvise.
I'll do you for that! -- The Black Knight
I'll do your physical. I'm used to autopsies. - Hawkeye to Trapper
I'll drink 2 of what the man on the floor is having
I'll drink to that!
I'll drink to that. And that. And that. And that.
I'll drink two of what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll drink two of what the man on the floor is having..
I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas!
I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas...
I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for the gas!
I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
I'll eat natural foods when folk start charging natural prices.
I'll eat natural foods when folks quit dying natural deaths.
I'll eat you for lunch any day.
I'll even get down on my knees...
I'll excise the bunion, Tom said callously.
I'll excuse the mess. I know @FN@ lives here.
I'll explain sometime when we're not getting shot at.
I'll feed your head with bread / and paint your lips bright red
I'll find you boots so fast it'll make your feet spin. - Sgt. Zale
I'll frame Rocky & get away scott-free! - Crow sings
I'll get a life when the last tagline is written...
I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
I'll get around to avoiding you later, Frank. - Hoolihan
I'll get back to him."
I'll get it done NEXT week...for sure. . . .Maybe!
I'll get it!!  It's probably a few of my Italian girlfriends!!
I'll get it, said Earl E. Byrd warmly. -John Foster
I'll get my attention in a way that will not fail.
I'll get my own breakfast, thank you. - Lister
I'll get my political satire from Doonesbury.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll get to it promptly on the second Tuesday of next week.
I'll get you Dorothy. . . and your little dog, too!
I'll get you a receipt. --Garibaldi.
I'll get you a receit. - Garibaldi
I'll get you for this, Joel! - Dr. Forrester
I'll get you if its the last thing I ever do!!! - Keepers
I'll get you my pretty,  and your little dog too!
I'll get you my pretty, and that damn dog too!
I'll get you my pretty, and your lawyer too!
I'll get you my pretty... and your little Nog, too!
I'll get you next time, Whiplash! said Tom snidely.
I'll get you out of prison in no time, said Tom balefully.
I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit !
I'll get you, my pretty ... and your little dog, too!
I'll get you, my pretty! And your little Neelix, too!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I'll get you, my pretty...and your little Nog, too!
I'll get you, you little Ferengi, and your little dog too!
I'll give up my guns when the Pope's wife takes the pill!!
I'll give ya three guesses, and the first two don't count.
I'll give you $1,000,000--FREE! Call 1-800-627-%GTvfnS2 NO CARRIER
I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face - Dr. F
I'll give you 99.999975 reasons why NOT to buy a Pentium!
I'll give you a Klondike bar... [*] Red Alert!  Prepare to Destroy Earth
I'll give you a call on the impact string. - Major Kira
I'll give you a cuddle every evening till the mourn.
I'll give you a definite maybe.
I'll give you an involuntary reflex. - Pesto
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if  you want things.
I'll give you fish.  I'll give you candy.
I'll give your love to your mother and your sisters. - Richard Franklin
I'll gladly eat my words, if you write them in chocolate.
I'll glue the sheets of wood back together, Tom replied.
I'll go crush grape jelly in my neck until the cows come home.
I'll go get the stick, said Tom fetchingly.
I'll go metric but not Celsius; 32 degrees can't be a nice day!
I'll go metric but not Celsius; I can't sweat at 40 degrees!
I'll go on a diet tomorrow, but I gotta eat tonight!
I'll go out with you...as long as you're buying the drinks.
I'll go see if TV's Frank is here - TV's Frank to thug
I'll go through my collection and add a few more later! :)
I'll go to Heaven, because I've lived in Connecticut.
I'll go to Heaven, because I've lived in Detroit.
I'll go with the wind, I'll stand in the light.
I'll haff the Eastern portion of your Vestern sandvich...
I'll handle that myself, thank you!
I'll have HER! THE FIERY WENCH WITH THE NO-NONSENSE ASS! {Elliot Gould}
I'll have Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam.
I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Sausage, and Spam!
I'll have a Clown Burger & some fries-Crow to voodoo girl
I'll have a Dick Ruben, hold the sour kraut - Crow
I'll have a Koors, Komrade.
I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
I'll have a bash.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend @TOFIRST@.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend Gary.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend Janier.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend Orville.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend.
I'll have a brain on drugs with a side of bacon and some toast.
I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
I'll have a grenade, thank you. I wanna play fetch with the dog!
I'll have a hot dog, said Tom frankly.
I'll have a large coffee and a Valium, please.
I'll have a lick of calorie reduced Maggie.....
I'll have a nice day when I bloody well feel like it.
I'll have a nice day when I'm dam*ed well ready!
I'll have a prefrontal lobotomy please.
I'll have a scoop of taglines 'n' cream
I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
I'll have a spotted owl burger in a styrofoam box please
I'll have another piece of meat, Tom revealed.
I'll have her fill some potholes - Mike
I'll have my steak scrambled and my eggs medium rare, please.
I'll have one Brain On Drugs with bacon, toast, and orange juice.
I'll have one brain on drugs with a side order of bacon, please.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon and toast.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and coffee
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast, spam and spam.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast, spam, spam and spam.
I'll have one brain on drugs with coffee, juice, and toast.
I'll have one brain on drugs, bacon and a side order of home fries.
I'll have one brain on drugs, toast, and grapefruit juice!
I'll have one brain on drugs, with bacon, toast, and juice.
I'll have red wine with my roadkill, Tom said flatly.
I'll have some more mashed potatoes and gravy.
I'll have spam, spam, a spatula, and spam.
I'll have ten chocolate sundaes  -  I'm in a really bad mood.
I'll have that brain on drugs, with toast and juice.
I'll have the Bobbitt Taglines available for <PVT> postings.
I'll have the Bobbitt Taglines available.
I'll have the Turtle Soup, and make it snappy.
I'll have the Turtle Soup....and make it snappy!
I'll have the bills ready the day after I'm inaugurated. Clinton 6-92.
I'll have the dark bread, said Tom wryly.
I'll have the dead unjugged rabbitfish, then.
I'll have the popcorn, hot dog, fries, and a side order of grease.
I'll have the same as what the woman on the floor had!
I'll have the soup. I'll have the cleavage, Err, the special.
I'll have this one, one more and another
I'll have to change your grade, Tom's teacher remarked
I'll have to convert to floating point, Tom realized.
I'll have to pass...
I'll have to take the telegrapher's test again, said Tom remorsefully.
I'll have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I'll have two brains on drugs and an orange juice.
I'll have two brains on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'll have two brains on drugs, bacon, toast and coffee.
I'll have two brains on drugs, over easy, side of toast, please.
I'll have two brains on drugs, toast, and coffee.
I'll have two large breasts and fairly wide hips, thank you.
I'll have what the gal on the floor is drinking.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor had.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is drinking. ---
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll have what the guy in the ambulance had...
I'll have what the guy in the casket had.
I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
I'll have what the guy on the floor's having.
I'll have whatever that man on the floor was drinking.
I'll have whatever the gentleman on the floor was having......
I'll have you ejected into space! - Troi
I'll heal your wounds, I'll set you free. I'm Jesus Christ on Extasy!
I'll hit anyone who calls me violent.
I'll hit the brakes -- he'll fly right by!
I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
I'll hit you so hard, you'll starve to death doing cartwheels!
I'll hitch hike if I have to!...
I'll hold him down, you kick him in the face!
I'll hold him while you kiss it.
I'll ignore that jealousy-inspired wisecrack. - Margaret
I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
I'll just BET that I don't have a gambling problem.
I'll just adopt this Tagline..Ooops.<<<BEEPBEEPBEEPBEE
I'll just assign my modem to a different comm port - Crow
I'll just cancel the film on athlete's foot. - Col. Henry Blake
I'll just keep making wry comments - Mike as Robt.Reed
I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Don't worry, it'll be very humane.
I'll just nip out and shoot myself.
I'll just push the button for the stimulator - I mean elevator!
I'll just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. -- The Doctor
I'll just say good night, and show myself to the door.
I'll just set the ol' phaser on `Emasculate'. - Opus
I'll just sit back and smirk smugly now
I'll just sit here and knit something. - Ivanova.
I'll just sit tight until I hear from you again.
I'll just stand here & guard the end of the movie - Mike
I'll just staple this note to my backup diskette...
I'll just steal this Tagline..Ooops.<<<BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBE
I'll just use the bubbler -  Crow
I'll keep a vigil in a wilderness of mirrors...(Fish)
I'll keep all your info in mind as I look for mine.
I'll keep hold of several species or perspire trying! - Mutant Raccoon
I'll keep the pedal to the floor 'til we see the morning light.
I'll keep these names in mind while I'm searching.
I'll keep walking & eventually they'll stop filming -Mike
I'll kick your AS-CII anyday!
I'll kill you before you even touch that gun, Funboy.
I'll leave your job to you from now on.
I'll let anyone borrow my lawnmower as long as they keep it in my yard
I'll let you have the last word if you guarantee it will BE your last!
I'll let you know how it works after I switch it.
I'll let you play with mine if I can play with yours
I'll listen to reason only when it comes out on CD.
I'll listen to the Pope, when the RC's ditch the pedophiles.
I'll live forever or die trying.
I'll live forever.  Or die trying.
I'll love you with every beat of my heart, I swear!
I'll make it so simple, even a Vulcan can understand. -Quark
I'll make love to you in narrow side streets...
I'll make love with you all night, thrusting like a ram. -de Lassus
I'll make you famous.
I'll make you famous....
I'll match your tagline and raise you one, come on, chicken?
I'll miss my duplicate Taglines, but I removed them.
I'll miss my neo-Renaissance lifestyle - Crow
I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost!
I'll moider da first bum who says I'm violent.
I'll murder that Lennon.
I'll nay help ye commit murder! - Duncan MacLeod
I'll need only three of my houses, said Tom forebodingly.
I'll need several beers before tackling the IRQ changes.
I'll need some information first.
I'll never be impaled by my own rack - Mike
I'll never forget Bob what's-his-name.
I'll never forget Pat what's-his-name.
I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name?
I'll never forget good 'ol what's-his-name!
I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name
I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name.
I'll never forget good o'l what's-his-name
I'll never forget good ol' what's-her-name.
I'll never forget good ol' what's-his-name.
I'll never forget our wedding.  I've tried, but my wife won't let me.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying!
I'll never forget the... uhh... the... never mind!
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll never forget you -- you're too weird.
I'll never forget you Orville- you're too weird.
I'll never get off this planet.
I'll never go to Hell.  Satan wouldn't allow such competition.
I'll never let you live this down, @FN@!
I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
I'll never suck Satan's dick...
I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple. - Odo
I'll never understand the humanoid need to.. couple.
I'll never understand the opposite sex...I'm having fun trying!
I'll never use that brand of detergent again, said Tom woebetidedly.
I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. - Homer
I'll never, ever forgive you, without exceptional bribes... -Alyx
I'll nibble if you'll byte.
I'll not go back in archives to review the evolution.
I'll not sell my land!   It's my life!    Paul Muni
I'll note you in my book of memories.
I'll notify your next of kin. - Cmdr. Sinclair
I'll notify your next of kin. --Sinclair.
I'll nybble if you'll byte.
I'll obey you like a slave - Tom
I'll only bite if you want me to!
I'll only say this once... That's PervECT! - Aahz
I'll panic if I bloody well want to!
I'll panic if I bloody well want to.
I'll pants 'em but I won't brief 'em - Crow
I'll pay off that customs official, said Tom dutifully.
I'll play fair as long as I get to make the rules!
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.  -- Q
I'll play far if I get to make up the rules.  -Q
I'll play with it first and tell you what it is later.
I'll poke a hole right here. o - Springheel Jack
I'll poke your eye out with this thing...
I'll procrastinate...tomorrow.
I'll provide the prisoner with getaway footwear, said Tom consolingly.
I'll put an end to this little naughty voyeurism - Dr. F
I'll put down five....or so....that *I* think are cute!  Hope you enjoy!
I'll put new stuffing in that old settee, said Tom fill-a-sofa-cally.
I'll put you in my twit filter if you'll put me in yours.
I'll race you to China.  You can have a head start.  Ready, set, GO!
I'll read you 'The Very Hungry Caterpiller' - Mike
I'll remove the cause, but not the Simpsons!
I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
I'll reply later, I seem to be gagging on my finger right now.
I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.
I'll respect the rights of animals when animals respect mine.
I'll rest when I'm dead. Right now, let's PARTY!
I'll rest when I'm dead. Right now, let's love!
I'll save you the time. They're all dead - Mike
I'll see YOU in the Arena.
I'll see if I can ferret out a few.
I'll see if I can get the Klingon's attention -Adm. Riker
I'll see thee hanged on Sunday first..
I'll see what I have in my database.
I'll see you again when the stars fall from the sky -U2
I'll see you around, Michael Garibaldi. Nice butt - Dodger
I'll see you in hell before I'd do that. ~ Ro
I'll see you in hell before I'd do that.  Ro
I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon. - Pink Floyd
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...
I'll see your 2 taglines and raise you another.
I'll see your 350 SD70 MAC's and raise you 500 C44-9's
I'll see your pout and raise you a snit.
I'll sell you a pointy head polisher. Nah, you *need* it more than me.
I'll sell you an old pointy head polisher for $39.95! <g>
I'll send more your way at another time, Susan.   Hope you like these.
I'll send you a singing Barneygram for your birthday.
I'll serve your dinner as soon as the smoke clears.
I'll set my mertilizer on "deep fat fry" - Spaceman Spiff
I'll settle in with some Erma Bombeck - Mike as villain
I'll show YOU who's the !#@$ Tomcat around here! - UC Mark D
I'll show them what one screwball can do! - Marge
I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS
I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS...
I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS...
I'll show you amateurs how to put on a party. - Col. Blake
I'll show you balls! - Dr. Forrester
I'll show you mine if you show me yours...I mean your tagline!
I'll show you mine..if you promise to touch it
I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
I'll signal 'em w/my deoderant - Crow as guy w/flair
I'll slay thee, foul maiden, and rescue yon fair dragon. Ah Whoopsie!
I'll slay thee, foul maiden, and rescue yon fair dragon... Oops!
I'll slay thee, foul maiden, and rescue yon fair dragon...Ah Whoopsie!
I'll slay thee, foul maiden, and rescue yon fair dragonOops!
I'll sleep in the afterlife.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
I'll smack your little booty!
I'll smack your little botty!
I'll smoke face down on my polyester sheet - Tom as girl
I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill.
I'll snap your bra! I will! - Tom as girls wrestle
I'll spring that sweet mother of mine - Tom sings
I'll stake my semi-professional reputation - Mike
I'll stand now...there - Crow T. Robot as wooden sounding man
I'll stand now...there - Crow as wooden sounding man
I'll stay bland - Crow
I'll stay here and clean up the blood.
I'll still be there... when you make it to the other side... (Brian May)
I'll stuff that old settee, said Tom philisophically.[fill-a-sofa-cally]
I'll switch the bed off and go to computer now.
I'll take "Famous Taglines" for 1000, Alex.
I'll take "Outer Planets" for $100 - Calvin
I'll take "Things that only *I* know" for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Barlows' for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Bullitt' for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Bullitts' for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Orville' for 1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Swicks' for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Taglines' for $1,000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous Turkowskis' for $1000, Alex.
I'll take 'Famous recipes' for $1,000, Alex.
I'll take 'Taglines that make you go "Hmmm?" for 300.
I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex.  -SLR
I'll take 'Things only I know' for $1,000, Alex
I'll take @S@ for $500, Alec.
I'll take Door #3, Monty
I'll take Kirstie Alley in pointed ears any day!
I'll take Memories for $1000, Alex.      Scott Brady
I'll take Memories for $800, Alex.
I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
I'll take `Famous recipes' for 1000, Alex.
I'll take a busch and a beer!
I'll take a firm stand, if I have to
I'll take any tags you got!  MoRE, mORe, MORE!!!mwuhahaha
I'll take anything from my family no matter how bad it smells. - BJ
I'll take famous taglines for 1000, Alex...
I'll take it! I want it! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - Tom
I'll take lemonade...in a dirty glass. -- Bob Hope
I'll take my chances. - Richie Ryan
I'll take that, said Tom appropriately.
I'll take the 15 lashes if you will dust in the dungeon.
I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo can have the sink.
I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo the sink.
I'll take the bed, Kira the couch... Odo the sink.
I'll take the girl to the dance, Tom promised.
I'll take the little darlings anyway.
I'll take the nurses. - Hoolihan. Save a couple for me. - Hawk
I'll take this bra, the woman said upliftingly.
I'll take tuna on rye, hold the mercury.
I'll take you and make you everything you've ever dreamed
I'll talk to you later and hope to see you there if possible.
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! - Stinky Wizzleteats
I'll tell you about it later choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
I'll tell you about my mother!
I'll tell you anything but my name, rank, and serial number.
I'll tell you if we find any microfilm in his bladder.-Hawk to Flagg
I'll tell you my real name! "It's P-Chan." That's right!
I'll tell you now that grown men cry, and Irish girls are pretty.
I'll tell you one fact - it may be rather boring but it's interesting.
I'll tell you this once -- It never happened -- Tasha
I'll tell you what I'll give you a Million mosquitoes for each tagline..
I'll tell you what simple is! `Dead' is simple!  - Amanda
I'll tell you what's the matter!  This parrot is dead!
I'll tell you what's wrong with him, he's dead, that's whats wrong...
I'll tell you what's wrong with it - It's DEAD!!!
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad.  It's dead!
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead!
I'll tempt Adam tonight, the woman said evilly.
I'll thank you NOT to touch my butt! - Crow
I'll think of her name...Oh, yeah: PLAINTIFF!
I'll think we'll lose the pins, though - Mike on voodoo
I'll throw pasta at 'em - Crow as punky teen
I'll top the cake with sugar, Tom said icily.
I'll top the cake with sugar, she said icily.
I'll trade some tat for one of those.
I'll trade you a Federal Reserve Note, for a Confederate Dollar!
I'll trade you my Erg Raiders for your Steel Death Dragon.
I'll trade you two red M&Ms for one green one!
I'll try almost anything once... If you ask nicely!
I'll try and dig it up for you, Tom said gravely.
I'll try anything just once too often.
I'll try anything once too often
I'll try anything once too often.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, 3 times to make sure.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
I'll try anything twice! (Once, if it kills me!).
I'll try not to get you mad at me.
I'll try to be more positive, but I won't be good at it.
I'll try to contain my disappointment.
I'll try to dig up a couple of friends, said Tom gravely.
I'll try to get bail & I'll drive up to jail - Tom sings
I'll use Windoze when the NRA endorses gun control . . .
I'll use my camera if I want to, Tom snapped.
I'll vote for Clinton....to be president of Somalia.
I'll wait here and smirk - Mike
I'll wait out here. - Dot
I'll wait till your love comes down. - Van Halen
I'll walk you in the morning sunshine..
I'll watch some TV. It'll help me to RELAX! -- Ren Hoek
I'll we there. --Winters.
I'll wear robes, Charlton Heston said prophetically.
I'll wear something drab. You'll be proud of me. - Klinger
I'll win a Tony one day - Mike as the Devil
I'll worry about it tomorrow. - S. O'Hara
I'll wound your inner child. Then I'll kick your ass! -Beavis
I'll write more later...brain dead today <sigh>....
I'll write my tombstone - Here lies Blackadder and he's bloody annoyed
I'll write no Tagline before its time.
I'll write no line before its time!
I'll write no recipe before its time.
I'll || gather || my || thoughts, Tom concatenated.
I'm  A  Creature  Of  Habit ..... All  The  Bad  Ones..
I'm  fo usMM -it0anywaS0VIOLET  Roses are red, violets are ANYWAY  Ta
I'm #15 - may I inspect your pants?
I'm #TN#.  I'm here to rescue you.
I'm * Klingon and * Tribble...I'm a kibble!
I'm *NOT* 30... I am 20 with 10 years experience!
I'm *NOT* a homonecropheliac, said Tom in dead Earnest.
I'm *NOT* stupid, I'm *NOT* expendable, and I'm *NOT* going!
I'm *always* pleased to hear from a happy client!
I'm *not* a homonecropheliac!, said Tom in dead Earnest.
I'm *not* a homonecropheliac!, said Tom in dead Ernest.
I'm *not* a homonecrophiliac!, said Tom in dead earnest.
I'm *not* losing my hair...I'm growing a solar panel  ;*)
I'm *not* obsessive-compulsive...I just like to eat clockwise.....
I'm *not* paranoid! (Who wants to know?)
I'm *positive* Rush Limbaugh is an idiot!
I'm *still* waiting to see Julia Child prepare roast roadkill.
I'm 1/2 Klingon and 1/2 tribble...I'm a kibble!
I'm 10 feet tall and bulletproof
I'm 32, when you hit the big THREE-OHH they make a big deal about it.
I'm 33 years old and I'm living like a nun!   Field...Murphy's Romance
I'm 51% nice guy and 49% prick.  Don't push it!
I'm 80% sure about that, but I'm only 63% sure about the 80%
I'm @N@. I'm here to rescue you.
I'm A Grimwold Warrior! - Crow
I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I CAN shoplift!!
I'm Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
I'm Adam. This is my spare rib, Eve.
I'm Al Capone, I can do anything.
I'm Andrew Dice of Borg. Assimilate this !!
I'm Anti-Abortion, but Pro-Choice.
I'm Arnold Shwarzenegger's Twin Brother!
I'm Attracted to Unrepentant Homosexuals.
I'm Audrey Seddon for Sickbay 6; we'll leave the doctor on for ya.
I'm BETAzoid.  See?  Here's the tape...
I'm BRUCIE of Borg -  I'm going to ASSimilate you!
I'm BUSY! --Hercules
I'm Barney of Borg. I love you! I want to assimilate you!
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH!>.
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH!<.
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH>!
I'm Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I'm Barney's evil twin brother!
I'm Bart Allen, who the hell are you?
I'm Bart Simpson of Borg, who the hell are you?
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson.
I'm Bat Guano - Crow as cheesy flying alien
I'm Batman - Crow as Adam West
I'm Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I'm Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
I'm Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist!
I'm Beverly , I'm Geordi , We are Hugh...
I'm Bi! When I can't get it- I Buy it!
I'm Blinking Spirit of Borg: Resistance is <plink>
I'm Blonde.  Jane Blonde.  0069 and licensed to kill you with sex.
I'm Bob from Marketing - Crow as hero greets guy
I'm Bobby of Borg Hey, Pesto, quit assimilatin' on Squit!!
I'm Borg of Russia. Why won't these rubles assimilate?
I'm Borg. James Borg.
I'm Boy George.  Oh, and I'm Penguin Opus! - Bloom County
I'm Brain of Borg, "Tonight we shall assimilate the world!"
I'm Brainy Borg, and Papa Borg says resistance is futile!
I'm Breaking All The Rules..
I'm Broad-Minded; I can hardly think of anything else!
I'm Bubba of Borg.  Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I'm Bubba of Borg.  Yer pickup 'n dawgs'll be 'similated.
I'm Buffy of Borg, prepare to be, like, totally assimiliated!
I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg, Nyah, what's up collective?
I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up Collective?
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm Butt-Head of Borg.  Resistance is fertile and stuff...huh huh...
I'm Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh.
I'm Butt-Head of Borg...prepare to be decapitated...or something...
I'm Butt-Head of Borg...prepare to be decrapitated...or something...
I'm Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is cool! Heh, heh heh.
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm CHKDSK of Borg. Assimilate lost clusters (Y/Y)
I'm CONNOR MacLeod...same clan...different vintage
I'm Canadian but I refuse to end my sentences with "eh", y'know!
I'm Capt. Crane of the USS Bozeman.  Give me a beer Sam.
I'm Captain Crane and this is my 1st office Cmdr. Claven.
I'm Charles Lindbergh! Wheeee! - Tom as kid steals plane
I'm Cherokee Jack! - Mike mocks cheesy character
I'm Chevy of Borg, and you're not!
I'm Chirpy the mutant hell-beast - Crow T. Robot
I'm Clinton of Borg.  I'll only assimilate the rich.
I'm Count De La Pain - Mike
I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think.
I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think...
I'm Crazy fo' Lovin' ya'....
I'm Crazy for Loving you....
I'm Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I'm Curly Borg!  You will be assimilated, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I'm Curly of Borg - Assimilate this Moe! <nyuk, nyuk>
I'm DISKcombabulated.
I'm DOS-free: never had it, never will.
I'm Dairy Council intollerant - Crow
I'm Dax, your Drill Trill.  Want to slug it out?
I'm Deaf, not stupid!
I'm Decker of Borg.  You haven't the authority to resist me.
I'm Doctor Huge Throbbing Monster!
I'm Don Pepperoni, the God Father -GF Can we call you dad-do? - Dot
I'm Don Pepperoni, the Pizza God Father
I'm Dot of Borg:Being cute is irrelevant.
I'm Doughy Man! - TV's Frank
I'm Dr.Sigmund Freud of Borg....You were Assimilated as a child !!
I'm Drill Sergeant Crow T. Robot - Crow
I'm Dy'in, I'm Dy'in - Stimpy's Pet Fly, Ralph.
I'm Dy'in, I'm Dy'in - Stimpy's Pet Fly.
I'm Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79.
I'm Elmer Fudd of Bowg... Be vewy vwey quwiet!
I'm Enterprise the 8th I am, Enterprise the 8th I am I am.
I'm FLYING I'm FLYING! >>THUD<<
I'm FLYING I'm FLYING! <<THUD<<
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! <*THUD*>
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!, I'm FL>THUD<
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!, I'm FL<THUD<
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!THUD<
I'm Fine: Howard Yu
I'm Frank & Earnest with my women. In NY I'm Frank. In LA I'm Earnest.
I'm French!  Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
I'm Friar Bud, brother of Friar Tuck....have a beer!
I'm Frodo. Do you wanna play 4 person Boogers? - Tom
I'm Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is fewtile.. hehehehe
I'm Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is Yusewess.  Huh-huh-huh!
I'm Fully functional in every way. - Data   Oh Data you Jewel!   -Yar
I'm Fully functional in every way. Oh Data you Jewel!-Yar
I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for decades
I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for decades.
I'm Generation X, that's why! - Mike as punky teen
I'm Gonna Finish My Cartoon - Stimpy.
I'm Groucho of Borg:  Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated.
I'm Happy Happy Happy, Not Mad Mad Mad - Ren.
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.
I'm Having an Out of Money Experience! Can You Help Me?
I'm Hayle Lewis, I ain't got a guy, but bananas are good enough for me.
I'm Heidi, Yo-de-la-he-narf! - Pinky
I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I'm Homer of Borg. You won't be assimilated. DOH!
I'm Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated...DOH!
I'm Innocent...I swear! I wasn't even there!! Honest!!
I'm Jerry Lewis of Borg... Resistance is... You will be...
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm Jewish. It's Christmas. Things could be better.
I'm Jim Pittman of Borg. You will be..oooh, +1 align pts!
I'm Kim Campbell of Borg.  I've been unassimilated!
I'm Lebanese! We're full of the juices of life! - Klinger
I'm Leonard Nimoy, In Search Of...My career - Crow
I'm Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I'm Located next door to the Natalie Wood Swimming School.
I'm Locutus of Borg; your tagline will be assimilated!
I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanka Rae....
I'm Lorena Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu 2000!
I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had.
I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg. I think I'm in the wrong universe.
I'm Luke Skywalker.  I'm here to rescue you.
I'm MAD as HELL and I'm not going to take it anymore!
I'm MAD! This 386 doesn't spell any better than the XT!
I'm MAD! This 486 doesn't spel any beter then the XT!
I'm MISTRESS Uhura, slave kirk. YOU will open hailing frequencies!
I'm Mad Mark of Borg. You'll be assim... Whoa, FERRENGI!
I'm Madden of Borg.  BOOM!  WAP!  You're assimilated!
I'm Marvin of Borg. Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I'm Marvin of Mars; you're assimilating my view of Venus!
I'm McBorg of Telix, no other program needs assimulation!
I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser!
I'm McMahon of Borg. You may have already been assimilated.
I'm Meatloaf of Borg.  I want you, I need you, but love is futile.
I'm Mike Levey and welcome to Amazing Discoveries.
I'm Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I'm NOT 36..I am 18 with 18 years experience!
I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
I'm NOT 50+... I am 18 with 32+ years experience!
I'm NOT 52 I am 18 with 34 years' experience!
I'm NOT a homo-necrophiliac, said Tom, in dead earnest.
I'm NOT a homonecropheliac!, said Tom in dead Earnest.
I'm NOT a megalomaniac.  I just want to control EVERYTHING in my life.
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
I'm NOT addicted. I just watch hockey ALL the time.
I'm NOT an elitist. Why do you ask, you peasant?
I'm NOT arguing with you, I'm telling you!
I'm NOT doing THAT - Crow as guy looks at marriage book
I'm NOT fat! I'm Buddha-esque! Wanna rub my belly? :)
I'm NOT insensitive - I'm political-correctness challenged
I'm NOT laughing at you....... I'm laughing NEAR you!
I'm NOT making this up, you know!
I'm NOT on the "Where Are You" list...I'm dead.
I'm NOT on the Where Are You list...I'm dead.
I'm NOT paranoid!  Which one of my enemies told you this?
I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?
I'm NOT playing Thomas Aquinas - Tom as Palance
I'm NOT schizo!  Oh, yes I AM!
I'm NOT stalling, I'm just procrastinating! - Dire Wolf
I'm Naked Under This Towel - Stimpy.
I'm Not A Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucker With No Self Esteme--Offspring
I'm Not A Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucker With No Self Esteme.
I'm Not Old! I'm Chronologically Disadvantaged.
I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.
I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things!
I'm Not a Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucker With No Self Esteem...
I'm Now an Agent of the FBI... Female Body Inspectors!
I'm ODing on intrigue! - Crow sarcastically
I'm ODing on slang here - Crow
I'm OK it's everyone else that's crazy
I'm OLD....What's your excuse?
I'm OS/2 Positive... and Cured from boring computing!
I'm Oliver North of Borg..I don't recall assimilating you
I'm Orville and welcome to Amazing Discoveries.
I'm Orville, captain of the Millennium Falcon.
I'm Orville. I'm here to rescue you.
I'm P-P-Porky of the B-Borg! P-Prepare to be Asso-assi-oss=CAPTURED!
I'm PMSing, I need a hug.
I'm Pegleg Dick! - Mike
I'm Peter Graves, and we have Movie Sign on A&E.
I'm Pink, therefore I'm Floyd...
I'm Politically Incorrect! (And I enjoy every second!)
I'm Popeye the Sailor Borg.  Youse will be askimilgrated.
I'm Porky of Borg: P-p-pr-pr-p-pre-prea-p-pre, Aw, give up.
I'm Pro Choice - Let the baby have a choice.
I'm Pro-Choice!  And I chose Blue Wave!
I'm Pro-Choice!  And I chose WildCat!
I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief!
I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons!
I'm Quayle of Borg. Prepare to be assimulated.
I'm Queeg 500, the Red Dwarf backup computer. - Queeg
I'm Quinten Barnes! - Michael Moore
I'm REALLY offended by people who get offended.
I'm Ralph Kramden of Borg, One of these days Alice, POW, Assimilation.
I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!
I'm Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**.
I'm Rich! I'm Wealthy! I'm Comfortably Well Off! -- Daimon Daffy Duck.
I'm Ronald Goldman who the hell arhgkhjgvftyu@%4r578^#%& NO CARRIER
I'm Ronald Reagan... of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
I'm Rooney of the Borg.  Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I'm Rush Limbaugh's Homosexual Liberal Democratic Lover
I'm Rush Limbaugh's Liberal Democratic domestic partner.
I'm Ryoga of Borg.  When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I'm Ryouga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I'm SAVED!!! and the backups are in a safe place...
I'm SMOKING the Dragon.
I'm SMOKING the Dragon...
I'm SO confused!!!
I'm SO confused...
I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
I'm SO nice, that when I step in it I don't say it.
I'm SOOL (Sh*t out of luck) on most areas.
I'm SUCH a bastard sometimes...
I'm SUCH an *annoying* little devil!"
I'm Sajak of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
I'm Sam of Borg. Sam I am. I will assimilate these green eggs & ham.
I'm Sam of Borg. Sam I am. I will assimilate these green eggs and ham.
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid*
I'm Schwarzennegger of Borg, Resistance is futile, I'll be back!
I'm Section 8 from head to toe. - Klinger. Horse hockey! - Potter
I'm Serfectly Pober.
I'm Servo. Now that I'm dead, don't smoke  - Tom on fire
I'm Sgt. Porky Pig.
I'm Shocked, I tell you!  Shocked!
I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP! - Slappy
I'm Slappy of Borg. En-uff with the assimilatin' already!
I'm So Happy I Could FART.--Pwereerrt--oh...god..That was just GREAT.
I'm So Skeptical, I Can Hardly Believe It.
I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
I'm Sorry!!  I... I must have been sober!! - Bloom County
I'm Sorry, I didn't realize the noises in my head were bothering YOU!
I'm Sprite of the Forest! - Crow lisps as wimpy prince
I'm Spunky, the Warrior Boy! - Crow as wimpy viking
I'm St. Paul of Anka - Mike
I'm Stern of Borg. Prepare for as- Hey, are those D Cups?
I'm THAT kinda girl.
I'm TRIMMING my use of Bobbitt references.
I'm Ted Bragg for Sickbay 6; we'll leave the doctor on for ya.
I'm Tickled Pink Because I Found My BROWN In Scotland!
I'm Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need MORE ASSIMILATION!!
I'm Timothy Leary, and by the way, I'm not dead. -- Leary
I'm Todd the Baptist!  - Crow as wimpy viking
I'm Tom Burdet for Sickbay 6; we'll leave the doctor on for ya.
I'm Tom Chorlton for Sickbay 6; we'll leave the doctor on for ya.
I'm Tom Servo, man-about-satellite - Tom
I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
I'm Too Feeble To Workout! - Ren.
I'm Too young for credit cards and too old for an allowance.
I'm Too young for old-age pension and too old for income tax exemption.
I'm Too young to request a loan and too old to ask his father for money.
I'm Too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
I'm Undead, by the way.
I'm WAY too sexy for this computer!
I'm Wapner of Borg. I've assimilated your statements and complaints...
I'm Willy the Waffle! - Crow
I'm Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated.
I'm Yakko! I'm Wakko! And I'm cute!
I'm Yakko! I'm Wakko! And I'm cuuuuute!
I'm Yankee Doodle Dandee in a Gold Rolls Royce.
I'm _BETTER_ than candy!!!
I'm _NOT_ lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
I'm _not_ a homonecropheliac!, said Tom, in dead Ernest.
I'm _really_ 17, with 20 years added experience.
I'm `drawing' the butter, Tom clarified fatuously.
I'm a  role model -- Picard
I'm a 100 degrees with my fantasies.
I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not your Mum!
I'm a 5," drive. She has a 3+" drive. It'd never work out.
I'm a 5" drive, she has a 3" drive; it'd never work out.
I'm a BBS user and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.
I'm a BBSer & I'm okay, I post all night & sleep all day
I'm a BBSer and I'm OK. I post all night and I sleep all day.
I'm a Bum...a BEACH Bum!
I'm a CHOP, not a SNAG!  (Chauvinistic Hedonistic Opinionated Prick)
I'm a CLUB carrying member of the Tonya Harding Fan CARD... Oops!!
I'm a Canadian.  It's like an American without a gun, but with healthcare
I'm a Certified Garlic Crazy.
I'm a DOS user until WINDOWS freezes over!
I'm a Democrat - I don't care about facts - Bill Clinton
I'm a Derek.  Dereks don't run.
I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a Tagline writer!
I'm a FidoNut and I'm OK, I post all night and I work all day
I'm a FidoNut but I'm ok. I FReq all night and I flame all day.
I'm a Fidonut and I'm ok. I FREQ all night and I flame all day!
I'm a Formula 1 race car! - Mike as guy in wheelchair
I'm a Foundationist. --Franklin.
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
I'm a Frisbeetarian, when I die my soul's goin' up on the roof.
I'm a Frisbeetarian. When I die, my soul's gonna wind up on the roof.
I'm a Girl Scout - I scout Girls all the time.
I'm a Girl Scout - I scout out girls all the time!
I'm a God, @FN@.  I know everything.
I'm a Harri Kirishna from Borg take this pamphlet on assi
I'm a High-tech Redneck!
I'm a JESUS FREAK!
I'm a Klingon, she's a Pagan... it's a mixed marriage.
I'm a Leo.  Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability?????
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm a M.E.N.C.H.  <-- Man Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
I'm a Man, I can bake, I got a BREADMAKER !
I'm a Maug. Half-man, Half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
I'm a Modemer and I'm OK, I sleep all night...
I'm a Mog: Half man, half dog.  I'm my own best friend!
I'm a MoonDogger and proud of it.
I'm a Pea - I can feel a princess through 50 mattresses!
I'm a Phi Beta Tester with a Token (Key) Ring.
I'm a Prince! I'm a Prince!
I'm a Prisoner of Love, but I'm out on parole.
I'm a Pseudo-Masochist - just pretend to beat me.
I'm a Psychic Amnesiac.I know in advance what I'll forget.
I'm a Q.I.T. I  don't tagline. :^>  -Dodger
I'm a Reagan-watcher, said Tom ironically.
I'm a Redneck, Kiss me!
I'm a Sado-Macek-ist!  Hit me, beat me, make me watch ROBOTECH!
I'm a Science Officer... it's my job to have better ideas. - Dax
I'm a Scorpio...that should explain it all
I'm a Seventh Day Agnostic
I'm a Solitary tagline -- I don't want to be part of a post.
I'm a Soviet military official, Tom commiserated.
I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter! - Picard
I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter! --Picard.
I'm a Surfer hanging 10 on the wave of technology.
I'm a SysOp and I feel obligated to mess with things...
I'm a Sysop and I feel obliged to mess with things
I'm a Tagline Virus.  Go ahead and steal me.
I'm a Tagline and I'm okay.
I'm a Tagline, I was a book prior to April 15th.
I'm a VampNut and I'm OK, I post all night and sleep all day
I'm a Virgin... so love me!
I'm a Virgo... So Love Me!
I'm a W.E.N.C.H. <- Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
I'm a WASP - White American Sexy Pagan.
I'm a WASP--White American Sexy Pagan
I'm a Wolf, dammit! :) - Dire Wolf
I'm a Zen nudist--I'm naked in my own mind
I'm a _Wheel Of Time_ pusher...
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a bachelor...I won't make the same mistake once! :)
I'm a bad elf. What's my punishment? Jal's secret chamber? :^> -Dodger
I'm a bad example of a good person!
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
I'm a beat dead masculinizt.  
I'm a beaver. This is the view from my living room - Tom
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.
I'm a belligerent omnivore - I eat vegetarians.
I'm a big time executive - Dr. Forrester
I'm a bird. Go away - Mike as Mongol leader
I'm a blind bra designer...honest! <GRIN>
I'm a bloody coward and I'm damn good at it too! - Lazzarone
I'm a born loser -- what's your excuse?
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a buzzed as the doorbell at the discount whorehouse.
I'm a card-carrying genius." - Calvin
I'm a careful driver. I always slow down while passing a red light.
I'm a cat, hear me roar, I am to big to be ignored.   Garfield
I'm a chain-tagline.  I've been stolen <9> times.
I'm a club-carrying member of Tonya Harding's fan card.
I'm a complete endorser of the Blue Wave Offline Mail System.
I'm a computer programmer for the Amish.
I'm a compuvangelist - have your files been saved?
I'm a conference host and I'm ok......
I'm a confirmed sexist. I prefer sex!
I'm a consultant because I'd rather be self-unemployed.
I'm a cork on the ocean, floatin' over the raging sea...
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
I'm a counsellor, not an acrobat! - Troi
I'm a cowboy ... on a steel horse I ride!
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
I'm a creature of habitAll the bad ones.  Garfield
I'm a critic, so I know what I don't like.
I'm a cue tip, what are you? - Crow as drum major
I'm a cunning linguist, let me show you a cunning stunt.
I'm a damn fool, right? - We didn't say that, Henry. - Trapper
I'm a dead man! - TV's Frank
I'm a dead man; walking and talking and dead. --Joel Robinson.
I'm a devout cat hater.
I'm a ditch digger, said Tom trenchantly.
I'm a doctor Jim, not a tagline editor.
I'm a doctor not a tagline author!
I'm a doctor, Jim, not a command shell!
I'm a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator.  - Doc Zimmerman
I'm a doctor, not a (insert occupation here).
I'm a doctor, not a Bartender! : Holodoc
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim !
I'm a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. . McCoy
I'm a doctor, not an Engineer!,You are now.
I'm a doctor, not an animal! - Frank to Margaret
I'm a doctor... Please remove your clothing.
I'm a drummer not a wet nurse.
I'm a fabric stabber
I'm a fan of \g\o\o\d\ \c\l\e\a\n\ \p\o\r\n\ high quality
I'm a few fries short of a happy meal.
I'm a figment of my imagination....but, why are you here?
I'm a figment of my sysop's imagination (and pocketbook)!
I'm a figment of your imagination.
I'm a flirt...I make no promises at all....
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a frayed knot, said Tom discordantly.
I'm a friend of his from the old neighborhood. - Duncan MacLeod
I'm a genealogist with faded "genes", full of holes!
I'm a genius again! - Holly
I'm a girl already so I don't care. -Ranma
I'm a god Justin, I know everything. Now why are you here?
I'm a good boy! - Ten
I'm a good cop! - Tom
I'm a good girl, I am.   Audrey Hepburn
I'm a good man for a bad woman.
I'm a good organizer: one who is very careful to plan ahe
I'm a good plumber. Let me examine your pipes.
I'm a graduate of The Institute for the Sexually Gifted
I'm a graduate of The Institute for the Sexually Weird.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
I'm a great lover.......I bet
I'm a green eyed bitch and I wanna get laid...
I'm a ground-pounder. - Dodger
I'm a half-borg, on my mothers side.
I'm a hallucinogenic toad - lick me all over!
I'm a ham, and I do it with a lots of Frequencies. WB6FBZ
I'm a happening waiting to accident
I'm a hard-workin man
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
I'm a hijacker, and I'm taking this plane....TO FRESNO!
I'm a holographic emergency medical program, NOT a farmer.
I'm a holographic emergency medical supplement, NOT a doctor.
I'm a homocidal maniac. They look just like everyone else. - W. Addams
I'm a latent telepath. - Ivanova
I'm a latent telepath. -Susan Ivanova
I'm a lawyer - I always go were I'm not invited!
I'm a lawyer . . . trust me anyway!
I'm a lawyer, I can get you off.
I'm a lawyer.  Honest?  No, the usual kind.
I'm a lawyer. Honest? No, the regular kind.
I'm a lawyer. Honest? No, the usual kind.
I'm a lawyer."     "Honest?"     "No, the regular kind."
I'm a lawyer."  "Honest?"  "No, the usual kind."
I'm a lazy sod.  I'm not a lazy Sue. -Sex Pistols
I'm a legend among Fundies in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
I'm a legend, and I plan on keeping it that way.
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  No, I'm not kidding.
I'm a lesbian, Mary mentioned. [men shunned]
I'm a licenced psychopathic spellchecker, so NYAAH!
I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
I'm a lifetime member of the NWGA (National Water Gun Association).
I'm a lion hunter, said Tom pridefully.
I'm a little Trekker short & stout, here is my warp drive
I'm a little low. Can you borrow me some money? - Crow
I'm a little tagline, short and stout. Just tip me over & pour me out.
I'm a little tagline, short and stout...
I'm a little teapot - Joel as robot
I'm a lizard, baby, so why don't you kiss me...
I'm a loser babe so why don't ya kill me...BANG!!!
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
I'm a lost soul-Heaven won't take me & Hell is afraid I'll take over..
I'm a lot more like I am now than I was before I started!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
I'm a mad dog fighting with the world against my back.
I'm a man of one word: Scram!- Groucho Marx
I'm a man-child, you know - Joel
I'm a martian with the C.I.A. - Mike
I'm a maschochist. Beat me! : -> : NO! 'coz I'm a sadist!
I'm a material girl! Wanna see my fabric collection?
I'm a mathematician, Tom added summarily.
I'm a member in good standing of the DLBBG!
I'm a member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals!
I'm a member of a country club.
I'm a member of an oppressed majority.
I'm a member of the country club
I'm a member of the oral majority.
I'm a mental tourist - my mind wanders when I bicycle.
I'm a mine of useless information....
I'm a misplaced Yankee.
I'm a model, you know what I mean, as I shake my little...
I'm a modemer & I'm OK, I post all night & I sleep all day
I'm a modemer & I'm OK, I post all nite & I sleep all day
I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.
I'm a modemer and I'm OK.  I post all night and I sleep all day.
I'm a modemer and I'm OK.  Post all night, sleep all day
I'm a modemer and I'm o.k.; I post all night and sleep all day.
I'm a moderator.  I don't _need_ to stay on-topic.
I'm a modest person and Damned proud of it!
I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!! - Ned Flanders
I'm a natural blonde .... please speak slowly...
I'm a natural blonde, so please speak slowly.
I'm a nice guy.  If I had any friends you could ask them.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I'm a nocturnal model - Mike as girl
I'm a nude model for art students - Tom
I'm a number *AND* a free man, ok?
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic always out to get myself
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic always out to get myself.
I'm a pea - I can feel a princess through 50 matresses.
I'm a peacefull man. I vote for killing all weapon manufacturers...
I'm a people person.  Others are vegetarians.
I'm a perfectionist with other people's work.
I'm a peripheral visionary - I see the future just a little.
I'm a peripheral visionary-I see the future but off to the side.
I'm a peripheral visionary-I see the future just a little.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
I'm a person of letters... unread collection notices.
I'm a person of many moods..& all of them want CHOCOLATE!
I'm a photographer.  I take close-up pictures of the horizon.
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.
I'm a pilot.  I pick it up here and pile it there.
I'm a practicing Dirty Old Man...someday I'll be good at it.
I'm a practicing heterosexual.  -Woody Allen
I'm a prisoner in a chocolate factory.  Don't send help.
I'm a product of the mass media, blame THEM!
I'm a professional idiot...you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
I'm a professional skeptic - Crow as old man
I'm a professional snoop. - Calvin
I'm a professional.  I *know* what I'm doing. <The Doctor>
I'm a professional.  I *know* what I'm doing. <The Doctor<
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
I'm a pseudo-masochist.  Just pretend to hurt me
I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me.
I'm a public utility?!? - Tom
I'm a quarter-sexual; I'll do it for a quarterb.
I'm a racist:  Indy, Daytona, Le Mans......
I'm a real Vampire. Can't you tell????
I'm a real Vampire.. can you tell????
I'm a realist-1/2 empty of full-The glass stills need washing
I'm a realist; half-empty or half-full, the glass will need washing.
I'm a registered nurse with the Mayo Clinic - Gypsy
I'm a registered owner of Blue Wave since v2.00 --- AND PROUD OF IT!
I'm a replicated Tagline.
I'm a rock in a landslide, rollin' over the mountainside...
I'm a role model - Picard
I'm a schitzophrenic and so am I!!!
I'm a scratch golfer.  I record the good scores and scratch the bad!
I'm a self-referential tag-line!
I'm a sensitive man, especially my inner thighs
I'm a sensitive person, especially my inner thighs!
I'm a serf! You've got to be kidding me, Servo!
I'm a seriosly demented, paranoid schizophrenic: kiss me.
I'm a seriously demented, paranoid schizophrenic:  Kiss me.
I'm a sex object. I mention sex, she Objects!
I'm a sex slave....slave to sex that is <G>
I'm a silicon armadillo on the information super highway!
I'm a simple camera man. Auuggghhhh! - Crow
I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
I'm a sinner.  I have sinned against you!
I'm a softball pitcher, said Tom underhandedly.
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. - Kirk
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat.I can only tell the truth.
I'm a soul man...
I'm a specialty bread. Eat me! - Tom
I'm a starter for the Bruins - Tom sings
I'm a stranger to my own soul - Joel
I'm a sucker for a love-sick fool.
I'm a sucker for shrimps, but thought I smelt a whale.
I'm a supervisor. I don't have to be useful. - Frank Burns
I'm a sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual, Transilvania...
I'm a sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania
I'm a syrupy mess. Who can I hug? -Calvin
I'm a tagline and I'm okay...
I'm a tagline because I think therefore I am one.
I'm a tagline virus, go ahead and copy me...
I'm a tagline, I was a book prior to April 15th.
I'm a tagline.  So steal me.
I'm a tagline.  When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
I'm a tagline.  When I grow up, I want to be a .sig!
I'm a tagline. When I grow up, I want to be a novel.
I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper! - Mrs. Jewls
I'm a teacher. Preserving wild life is my job.
I'm a temporarily misassigned civilian. - BJ
I'm a therapist, not a technician. -D. Troi
I'm a thinker, I think, but I may be wrong.
I'm a thousand miles from nowhere.
I'm a treking wreck from Georgia Trek.
I'm a trysexual - if it's sexual, I'll try it.
I'm a vagiterian and proud of it! 
I'm a very modest person.  And damn proud of it!
I'm a very modest person.  And damn proud of it.
I'm a victim of PMS.... my wife's!
I'm a virgin, but I'm just not very good at it.
I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it
I'm a virgin...I'm just not very good at it.
I'm a visual aid. I make vision a pleasure.
I'm a wabbit swayer, a guitar pwayer. - Ozzie Fudd
I'm a war baby, when my parents first saw me they started fighting.
I'm a warrior, not a interior decorator! - Worf
I'm a were-something, but I don't know exactly what!
I'm a wild and untamed thing.
I'm a wind demon, it's my job - Crow
I'm a winner; I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?
I'm a wit, but only half the time.
I'm a woman! Hear me roar, guys! - Crow
I'm a workaholic who resisted a rest.
I'm a workaholic.  Every time I do a job I get drunk.
I'm a writer.  Prohibited by statute from having money.
I'm a-thinkin' and my head hurts! <Yosemite Sam>
I'm about the perfect man, do you know a perfect woman?
I'm about to write you a reality check!
I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake
I'm addicted to a dollar that ain't worth a dime.
I'm adjusting the decibels on the inbalance.
I'm adoring you for no good reason. -Pinky
I'm afraid I can't do that @FN@.
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave..
I'm afraid I can't do that Orville...
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
I'm afraid I can't help you there.
I'm afraid I don't follow you, old chap. -Watson
I'm afraid I have no choice but to take control of your ship -- Moriarit
I'm afraid I have no choice but to take control of your ship.
I'm afraid I'll have to cite you for Being Stupid In Public.
I'm afraid I'm not qualified to confuse cats..
I'm afraid my coffers are empty. - Father Mulcahy
I'm afraid so, Nel-Stone - Tom to Mike
I'm afraid that's an order. - Potter to Mitchell
I'm afraid this relationship has gotten a little out of hand. - Bashir
I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken @N@.
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Bob Morgan.
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Chrissy Di Martino..
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ken Stuckas..
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken him.
I'm afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.
I'm afraid you've had a stroke, said Tom cerebrally.
I'm after some Calvin & Hobbes taglines.
I'm after the same things the government wants: MY freedom!
I'm against Firm Female Bodies ... as often as I can be ...
I'm against Firm Male Bodies.....as often as I can be ...
I'm against conference Censorship because th
I'm against daylight saving because it fades my curtains.
I'm against firm female bodies, as often as possible.
I'm against firm female bodies... as often as possible!
I'm against political jokes. They may get elected.
I'm against sex on TV.  I keep on falling off.
I'm aging like fine wine...complete with sediment at the bottom.
I'm ahead of my time...but only by a week.
I'm alergic to violence, I break out in bruises and welts
I'm alive What the hell happened? -- Ensign Ro
I'm alive! - Rimmer
I'm alive... What the hell happened? -- Ensign Ro
I'm all alone, it's just another rainy night without you...
I'm all ears -- Daimon Kazago
I'm all ears, hooman!  DaiMon Perot
I'm all for computer dating, But I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
I'm all for computer dating, But I wouldn't want one to marry sis.
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
I'm all for gays in the military, just not the Canadian military!
I'm all for gays in the military, just not the U.S. military!
I'm all man. The clothes are a dodge. - Klinger
I'm all out of pithy things to say.
I'm all out of sick days, I'm gonna call in dead!
I'm all out of tag lines. Got any I can steal?
I'm all over that like a cheap suit.
I'm all right Jack, keep your hands off my stack. - Pink Floyd
I'm all tagged out!
I'm all the way down to the original sin - TV's Frank
I'm all tied up at the moment.  Could you please call back?
I'm all tied up at the moment.  Would you like to come over?
I'm allergic to cat pollen.
I'm allergic to violence. I break out in bruises & welts.
I'm allergic to violence. I break out in bruises and welts.
I'm allergic to work
I'm allowed to make typos...I'm the GM dammit! - Jalapeno
I'm almost married and where's dSEX?
I'm already Warped - do I still need to get Version 3?
I'm already as old as my parents were when they were my age.
I'm already bored, you guys - Joel during movie credits
I'm already doing a job.....for the Federation.
I'm already engaged! Fox two! Alpha mike foxtrot!
I'm already married, but thanks for the proposal.
I'm alright Jack keep your hands off of my stack..
I'm alright. I'm a superhero. - The Tick
I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
I'm always chasing the fast dinar. --Salmoneus
I'm always falling down the same hill - NIN
I'm always impressed by those smart enough to plan ahea
I'm always in trouble, but it's so much FUN!
I'm always late.  My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
I'm always more outspoken after a few pints of Guinness - Mrs Slocombe
I'm always nervous. Everybody knows that!  R. Barclay
I'm always punctual when the time comes to stop work.
I'm always ready to learn, but I don't always like being taught.
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
I'm always willing to learn, if you've got something to teach
I'm am a Klingon Warrior, and sex has no place in my life now!!!!
I'm amazed by what Myra said about Sysop taglines:
I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk,Derek..
I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm ambidextrous. Equally clumsy with either hand.
I'm amoral, and it's been bothering my conscience
I'm an Aquarius...that should explain it all
I'm an Atheist: Noel NoheaveN
I'm an Easterner, remember?  We get feelings about these things.
I'm an Engineer.  I like simple solutions.
I'm an Honor Student at the FidoNet School of Tagline Engineering.
I'm an Honor Student at the School of Tagline Engineering.
I'm an Immortal! --Connor McLaud. Noyou're not! --Death.
I'm an OS/2 Warp developer...I don't NEED a life!
I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't HAVE a life!
I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't NEED a life!
I'm an OS/2 software developer...I don't NEED a life!
I'm an OS/2 user I don't NEED a life!
I'm an Omegosh tester.
I'm an Windoze developer...I don't NEED a life!
I'm an XT kinda guy in a Pentium world.
I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator.
I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical moderate.
I'm an accomplished musician. Play radio, records, tapes, CD's.
I'm an actor, not a doctor! -- DeForest Kelly
I'm an adopted Tagline....who is my REAL mother?
I'm an advanced version! With 1m78 my mass center point is lower...
I'm an algebra liar: I figure 2 good lies make a positive
I'm an algebra liar; I figure two good lies make a positive.
I'm an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress.
I'm an amateur crastinator, someday I'll turn Pro.
I'm an antisolipsist--everybody exists except me.
I'm an apathetic agnostic; don't know, don't care
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
I'm an artist, your rules don't apply
I'm an astronomer, not an astrolger.
I'm an atheist, for god's sake!
I'm an atheistyeah, reallyI swear to God!
I'm an axe grinder, pile driver, Mama says I never mind her.
I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter.
I'm an equal opportunity bitch!
I'm an immortal. Join me or die!
I'm an incorrigible punster, so don't corrige me!
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
I'm an incorrigible punster-so don't incorrige me!
I'm an incorrigible punster. Please don't incorrige me.  - Bard
I'm an influential person - gravitationally speaking.
I'm an influential person -- gravitationally speaking.
I'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.
I'm an initiated neo-eclectic shaman Wiccan Pagan solitary - so there!
I'm an octoroon, you know? - Mike as odd German
I'm an officer! - Margaret. But you're no gentleman. - Hawkeye
I'm an orphan tagline.  Press ALT-A to adopt me.
I'm an over-50 victim of fateArriving too late.
I'm and undergraduate from the state of confusion!!!
I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous-Black Adder
I'm another roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
I'm anxious to lust after you!
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
I'm armed, easily upset and off my medication. What was your question?
I'm armed, upset, and out of pills! What do you want?
I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
I'm as busy as a bee, Tom droned.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I'm as confused as a thirsty baby in a topless bar.
I'm as confused as some baby at some topless bar...
I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. - Homer
I'm as fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!
I'm as happy as a dog with two ... bowls of food!
I'm as happy as a little girl!
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
I'm as nervious as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm as pure as the driven snow.
I'm as serious as a dead convenience store clerk.
I'm as serious as a rip in a spacesuit.
I'm as smooth as Silk, Soft as Satin.....
I'm as strong as a sled dog, Tom said huskily.
I'm assuming they are still different....
I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official. Clinton
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm at the end of my rope, said Tom knottily.
I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong. -- LaForge
I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool - Scar
I'm attracted to unrepentant heterosexuals.
I'm aware of the risks, Ensign - Picard
I'm back from my lobotomy, said Tom absentmindedly.
I'm back in the Doghouse again, sleep'n with my fir covered friend.
I'm back-pedalling as fast as I can...
I'm back...and I've got a gun!
I'm bad. I'm nationwide
I'm baking my panties - Crow as girl
I'm beginning to agree with you. - Luke
I'm beginning to like this conference more and more.
I'm beginning to regret all those times I resisted temptation
I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program! - Worf
I'm beginning to think these endings are rigged...
I'm being attacked by a ham sandwich - Crow
I'm being deported.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory.  Don't send help.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. PLEASE DON'T send help
I'm being nibbled to death by--cats. --Londo Mollari.
I'm being sent down to the minors, said Tom, the beleaguered pitcher.
I'm being sent down to the minors, said the beleaguered pitcher.
I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead - Crow
I'm bemused but charmed by this plucky stranger - Joel
I'm beta-testing this tagline (it's not registered yet).
I'm betting that I am just abnormal enough to survive.
I'm bilingual. I speak English but make love in French
I'm bisexual - when I want sex, I have to buy it.
I'm bisexual too: when I want sex, I have to buy it.
I'm bisexual.  'Bi' me something, I'll get sexual.
I'm bisexual.  Buy me something, I'll get sexual.
I'm bisexual. Buy me something, I get sexual.
I'm bitter on the outside; inside I'm filled with creamy nougat.
I'm bleeding an unfashionable color! - The Cat
I'm bloated.. and very, very interested in chocolate.
I'm blood bought, Spirit filled, and Glory bound!
I'm bloody sick of standing here every day. * O'Brien
I'm bloody sick of standing here every day.  O'Brien
I'm blow-drying my hair! - The Cat
I'm blowing my hair while I'm blowing my mind - Joel
I'm boldly going forward because I can't find reverse either
I'm boored. Why don't we have a strike!?!?
I'm bored, I'm armed AND I'm off my medication.
I'm bored, Tom said lumberingly.
I'm bored, he said lumberingly.
I'm bored.  I'm immortal.  Let's party.
I'm bored. I'm armed. And I'm off my medication.
I'm bored. Who do we know that we can sue?
I'm bored..think I'll kill a couple of paladins.-Skraig the Red Dragon
I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee.
I'm broad-minded.   I hardly think of anything else..
I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.
I'm bugged at my ol' man cause he's makin' me stay in my room...
I'm building an arsehole and you'd make a good blueprint.
I'm building up my muscles, Tom insinuated.
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow! - Miles
I'm bunchin'! - Crow T. Robot as guy hikes up his pants
I'm bunchin'! - Crow as guy hikes up his pants
I'm busier than a cat in a Litter Box!!!
I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching 2 mouse holes.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
I'm busier than sleazy Susan on a saturday night!
I'm busy making road kill the state animal.
I'm busy now, Frank. I'll take your order later. - Hawkeye
I'm busy now.  I'll ignore you later.
I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you later?
I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day. ;-)
I'm buying the first reader that uses the *any* key to swipe Taglines.
I'm caught between fire and flood. --Vir.
I'm caught in a perpetual Time Warp(tm)!
I'm claiming all of this as mine! - The Cat
I'm cleaverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I'm clinging to sanity by a thread - hand me the scissors
I'm clinging to sanity by a thread.  Hand me those scissors.
I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read!
I'm coming Dear, I only have 999 more messages to read.
I'm coming to bed nowJymput the computer down, gently!
I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
I'm coming to bed, honey....only one more mail packet to go.
I'm coming! Tom ejaculated.
I'm comming from a multi-tagline file database!!
I'm commiting BBS suicide! I'm pulling the cord #&$!&#$  NO CARRIER
I'm completely SANE, ALL my INNER VOICES tell me so.
I'm completely backed up on experiments - Dr. Forrester
I'm completely smegging uninterest-ed! - Lister
I'm confused - more than usual, that is.
I'm confused about UNIX, aren't they the ones without balls?
I'm confused... but, then again, what else is new?
I'm connected through a cell phone*&^%$#@#!!NO CARRIER.
I'm constipated - i.e. I don't give a shit!
I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky. - The Brain
I'm controlled by the CIA!!  Everyone is controlled by the CIA!!
I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
I'm covered in blood, Tom said readily.
I'm covered in calamine lotion; a victim of nude sunbathing gone awry.
I'm crabby cuz; Everyones younger then me.
I'm crabby cuz; Junk mail disguised as government mail.
I'm crabby cuz; Lawyers.
I'm crabby cuz; Mondays.
I'm crabby cuz; Movie critics panning everything you loved.
I'm crabby cuz; One person in a group needing the joke explanation.
I'm crabby cuz; People on diets who count your calories, too.
I'm crabby cuz; People who pay money to see Andrew Dice Clay.
I'm crabby cuz; The screaming baby behind you.
I'm crabby cuz; Warm beer.
I'm crabby cuz; You'll never slay a dragon.
I'm crazy about big words.  That's called psychosemantic
I'm cured of schizophrenia but where am I now when I need me?
I'm curious about training bras -- just what do you train 'em to DO?
I'm currently resting my mind, in preparation for my big breakdown.
I'm cursed wid irresistible charm, I'm too attractive to be let loose.
I'm cursed with perfection. - Frank Burns
I'm cutting my hands up every time I touch you - Tori Amos
I'm cutting your allowance in half!
I'm da baby....gotta love me!
I'm dancin' on a land mine baby, one leg left...
I'm dancing on the edge of reality again.
I'm dangerous when I -think- I know what I'm doing.
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I'm dangerous when I think I know what I'm doing.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I'm dead and I'm still intimidated by you -- Ro
I'm dead keen on genealogy, but I'm buried in paperwork.
I'm dead, Jim. Besides I have a headache.
I'm dead, good night & may God bless  - Crow
I'm dead, good night, and may God bless- Crow T. Robot
I'm dead. Dead as a can of SPAM. * Rimmer
I'm dead...and I'm STILL intimidated by you." - Ro
I'm dead? So why don't I remember dying?
I'm deadand I'm still intimidated by you. --Ro.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm defending my lifestyle even if it is weird!
I'm delighted for you!
I'm demanding rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
I'm descended from a line my mother listened to.
I'm descended from a long line my mother listened to.
I'm developing "TAGrophobia" !
I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I'm differently-sarcasmed.  
I'm disabled, not stupid!
I'm disabled....  What's you're excuse?
I'm discriminating.  You're choosey.  He's picky.
I'm disgruntled and I've got a gun.  Is the Post Office hiring?
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I've got it all!
I'm doing Laundry!
I'm doing alright.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I'm doing my duty, that's what I'm doing. - Frank Burns
I'm doing my part to piss off the religous right!
I'm doing this for your own good. - Any parent or executioner
I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!
I'm doing time for theft.  Tagline Theft!
I'm donating my body to science fiction!
I'm done now.  I hope this has been enlightening.
I'm down to just one thing and i'm starting to scare myself -- NIN
I'm driving a new Neon, nicely loaded.
I'm drunk and right now I'm so in love with you -- NIN
I'm drunk, and right now I'm *so* in love with you.
I'm drunk, and right now I'm SO in love with @FN@.
I'm dying to get into a Size 9. - Klinger
I'm dying to see the answer to THIS one.....
I'm dying, Tom croaked.
I'm dying. About time! - G'Kar
I'm dyslexic atheist and I don't believe in Dog.
I'm dyslexic, so is my boyfriend, together we do 96!
I'm dyslexic, so is my girlfriend, together we do 96.
I'm dyslexic, so's my husband, together we do 96.
I'm easily moved to anger, said Tom insensibly.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm eating my knees back here. Move the seat up - Tom
I'm eccentric, but I'm spending so I can be weird. ;-)
I'm efficient. I finished my two-week diet in three days.
I'm either having a midlife crisis or I need a laxative.
I'm embalming my high school teacher, don't sing!
I'm enery the ape I am
I'm engaged in a contest of wills!  It's me against Nature!" * Calvin
I'm engaged to my worst nightmare! - Akane Tendo
I'm enjoying an out-of-clothes experience!
I'm enjoying delcious soups, brats & coffee - Mike
I'm entitled to a hearing. - Delenn
I'm environmentally friendly, I use a roll-on fly spray
I'm especially good at expectorating!--Gaston(Beauty & the Beast)
I'm ethical.  It's the stupidity that drives 'em nuts.
I'm euphemistically challenged. Please send me a tag line.
I'm every politican's nightmare:  A liberal conservative.
I'm every woman, it's all there in me..
I'm evil incarnate, I can do what I please. -Durkin
I'm excessively annoying.
I'm excited about QFRONT! Ask Ed G about it!
I'm experimenting with Virtual Unreality.
I'm experimenting with homosexuality, said Tom, half in earnest.
I'm extremely envious of this....
I'm fairly certain the blue stuff is dead. - Garibaldi
I'm fallin' down a spiral, destination unknown!
I'm falling apart around you and all I can do is surrender.
I'm famous.  That's my job.
I'm fantastic in dark places.
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm fascinated by the way memory difuses fact.
I'm fat and you're funny looking. At least I can diet.
I'm fat and you're ugly.... But...I can lose weight.
I'm fat, and I'm lazy, and I'm proud of it!  Garfield
I'm fat.  You're ugly.  I can diet.
I'm fear, I'm your heretic, I'm doom waiting for the number
I'm feelin' like a bad boy/MMM Just like a bad boy
I'm feeling argumentative today. Please contradict me.
I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me!
I'm feeling homicidal - say ANYTHING!
I'm feeling homicidal. Say anything!
I'm feeling positively demonstrative! - Mike as hero
I'm feeling rather blonde today.
I'm feeling that I'm sober, even though I'm drinking. - Soundgarden
I'm feeling trancedental  Am I here?
I'm filled with resentment - Crow as bread man
I'm finder and I'm a keeper, I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper.
I'm fine just the way I am!  Why should *I* change? - Calvin
I'm finished. I gotta burn my bloomers. - Klinger
I'm firm.  You're obstinate.  He's a pigheaded fool.
I'm firm. You're obstinate. He's a pigheaded fool.
I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
I'm fishin' for some trouser trout....
I'm fishing, not drowning the worm!
I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out.
I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!
I'm flexible; I just don't ever change my mind!
I'm floating in a most peculiar way.
I'm flossing my hinder - Crow
I'm flying through some confetti - Crow on space debris
I'm for bringing back spanking... for consenting adults.
I'm for choice, as long as it's _before_ conception.
I'm for lust.
I'm for strict gun control: If there's a gun, I wanna control it!
I'm for the two party system. Friday and Saturday nights!
I'm forgetting all about Love and just looking for LUST!!
I'm forming an attachment for you -- it'll fit over your mouth.
I'm frail, leave me - Mike
I'm free to do what I want, any old time.
I'm free to exercise my downward mobility!
I'm free to think and speak.  My ancestors couldn't.  James Stewart
I'm free-spirited, she's kinky, he's perverted.
I'm friends of the Daniels brothers. Jack and Charlie!
I'm friends of the Daniels brothers..... Jack and Charlie!!!
I'm from Burnaby. I only work in outer space.
I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?
I'm from Iowa I just work in outer space.
I'm from Iowa, I just work in outer space... Kirk
I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space. -- STAR TREK IV
I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space. -- Kirk
I'm from TEXAS.  What Country are you from?
I'm from Texas -- what country are YOU from?
I'm from ZZ9Plural Z Alpha!  Where are you from?
I'm from outer space, I ONLY work in Waco, Texas, USA, Sol 3
I'm from outer space.. I only work in Iowa -- Kirk
I'm from the BATF. Got any gasoline?
I'm from the BATF. Where's the matches?
I'm from the BAZ]Wot any gasoline?
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Got any gasoline?
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Where's the matches?
I'm from the FAA..  I'm here to help you..
I'm from the FBI....got any matches?
I'm from the FCC and I'm here to help you.
I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to help you.
I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you.
I'm from the Lollipop. It's a good ship. -- Riker
I'm from the Tax Department and I'm here to help you.
I'm from the government and I'm HERE!
I'm from the government.  I'm here to help you.
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.<grin<
I'm full of the spilled milk of human kindness.  -SLR
I'm full...I don't think I could download another byte.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing... Whaddaya mean, `bad'?"
I'm gOCK TAGLINES
I'm galloping up Diarrhoea Drive without a saddle.
I'm gettin' out of here.  The doctors and nurses are all crazy.
I'm getting a brand new hangover for my birthday
I'm getting a little vaclempt. The topic is taglines. Discuss.
I'm getting a part in the back of my hair! - The Cat
I'm getting a tatoo over my whole body of me, but taller.
I'm getting behind on my work, Bend over and I'll enter...
I'm getting better but I forgot the subject!!
I'm getting better! No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
I'm getting better! You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I'm getting into the culture, Pinky. - Brain
I'm getting lost in the crowd, hear me crying out loud...
I'm getting married in the morning! - Crow sings
I'm getting more sex than Princess Di.
I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'm getting paid how much? - M. Jordan
I'm getting ready to get SOOO scared - Tom
I'm getting tired and feeling discouraged.
I'm getting tired of expecting what keeps failing to arrive.
I'm getting too old for this crowd. - Garibaldi
I'm gifted, but only on my birthday!
I'm gifted, but only on my birthday.
I'm gifted, talented, intelligent, gorgeous, but mainly, MODEST!
I'm gifted, talented, intelligent, handsome, but mainly, MODEST!
I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'm glad I bought my Bolero jacket! - Mike as geeky guy
I'm glad I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom wholeheartedly
I'm glad love is blind - eyes on genitals would be scary.
I'm glad love is blind, if genitals had eyes that would be scary!!
I'm glad my Mom was pro-life.
I'm glad my messages are actually getting out.
I'm glad the government didn't build my house.  I couldn't afford it.
I'm glad we don't get all the government we pay for!
I'm glad we don't get all the government we pay for.
I'm glad you asked, but I'll have to pass.
I'm glad you don't have a dual personality, this one is bad enough.
I'm glad you don't have a dual personality.  This one's bad enough.
I'm glad you found a solution, but your solution cannot be mine.
I'm gluing all my bills together, it's a mail bonding ritual.
I'm goin' down to Cowtown...(Dallas)
I'm going Crazy! And I'm taking everyone with me!
I'm going after that red fish, said Tom `erringly.
I'm going back to school soon, said Tom with class.
I'm going blonde - Crow as redheaded girl
I'm going crazy and I'm taking YOU with me!
I'm going crazy and I'm taking everyone with me!
I'm going crazy! I know it's a short trip, but.
I'm going doooown! Has anyone seen my upper arrow?
I'm going down a hallway & I see a light -Crow near death
I'm going down to Moby Dick's. It's lady's night - Mike
I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
I'm going home to rock my baby tonight.
I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.
I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.  - SLR
I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma. - Slappy
I'm going mental.
I'm going off the rails on the crazy train!
I'm going out like I came in, kicking and screaming. --Lister.
I'm going out with a mermaid tonight, said Tom sedately.
I'm going parading before it's too late!
I'm going slightly mad... It finally happened, I'm  slightly mad.
I'm going straight to bed.-Best offer I've had all night.-Hawkeye
I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
I'm going through strawberry cheesecake withdrawal
I'm going through the big D and don't mean Dallas.
I'm going to Risa again this year. Yes, again. Riker
I'm going to Stonewall 25, are you????
I'm going to a nude beach and keep abreast of the developments.
I'm going to be a lady if it kills me!   Jean Harlow
I'm going to be old someday.
I'm going to blow it up.  It obstructs my view of Venus
I'm going to change my name to Friday - everyone wants Friday to come!
I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
I'm going to die inside my friend Flicka! --Due South.
I'm going to die. It's a given. --Crow T. Robot.
I'm going to disconnect your brain.
I'm going to do something KOOKY!  - Joel as villain
I'm going to donate my body to Adam Ant. (forget science!)
I'm going to donate my body to Harrison Ford... (forget science)
I'm going to donate my body to Maggie..(forget science)
I'm going to donate my body to Mel Gibson. (forget science!)
I'm going to donate my body to science fiction...
I'm going to dread one day at a time.
I'm going to electrocute him.  Wednesday Addams
I'm going to enjoy devouring you. - Twopaw
I'm going to fire some of those people. Gimme the fire bell.- Groucho
I'm going to get a hair transplant, said Tom baldly.
I'm going to get a tatoo over my whole body of me but taller...
I'm going to get a tatoo over my whole body of me but taller...- S.W.
I'm going to give him exactly what he wants. - Ivanova
I'm going to go off and blush.
I'm going to grow birds.  I planted some birdseed yesterday.
I'm going to have to yank it now <sob> - Danny Davids
I'm going to hell?  Great!  We can car pool!
I'm going to hurt my brother badly. - Dot
I'm going to inhale this can of pesticide - Calvin
I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
I'm going to kill Dracula, said Tom painstakingly.
I'm going to kill you! Why? Because you're going to die!
I'm going to live forever or die trying.
I'm going to make a prediction:  it could go either way.
I'm going to my assertive training class NOW ... okay?
I'm going to pick berries, rasped Tom.
I'm going to plead temporary insanity.  How about you?
I'm going to procrastinate if I can ever find the time.
I'm going to regret this... - C3PO
I'm going to remain calm. - Rimmer
I'm going to scream now. - Dire Wolf
I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea.
I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone
I'm going to the St. Bullitt's day parade.
I'm going to the St. Fleury's day parade.
I'm going to the St. Orville's day parade.
I'm going to the post office. Anyone seen my Kevlar vest?
I'm going to think now - Mike as lame actor speaks
I'm going to use the ATM.....Cover me.
I'm going up, Tom said innocently.
I'm going. I've found a new position. Great, let's try it!
I'm goink to hide now, bye! - Scratchansniff
I'm gone, I'm out of here, I'm Michael Jackson.
I'm gonna assimilate you, you crazy fool! --Mr. T of Borg.
I'm gonna be a REAL bumper sticker when I grow up.
I'm gonna be a little bit possessive here -- her lips are mine.
I'm gonna be a mighty king. So enemies beware! - Simba
I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey! - Stimpy
I'm gonna be in trouble when I get home.
I'm gonna be involved with a Sagittarius - Crow
I'm gonna be on Blossum - Crow excitedly as tough soldier
I'm gonna be somebody someday...
I'm gonna blow it all on video games - Crow as geeky teen
I'm gonna buy you some mouthwash...as a present to me!
I'm gonna come over there with a weed-eater!
I'm gonna declare moderator appreciation week.....
I'm gonna eat you, little fishy! - The Cat
I'm gonna eat you, little fishy! Cat
I'm gonna eat you, little fishy! The Cat.
I'm gonna find a star to follow.
I'm gonna get ready by kicking your butt all over this hole, butthole!
I'm gonna go hose off - Tom
I'm gonna go off & be Kenny G - Mike with wig & fake nose
I'm gonna go play with my mental blox ...
I'm gonna go wash my hands - Mike as girl after kiss
I'm gonna grow fins and go back into the water again.
I'm gonna have to beat ya half to death.
I'm gonna have to put your head in a wood vice - Dr. F
I'm gonna hit ya ... and you're gonna faaaaaall.  * Ren
I'm gonna hit ya ... and you're gonna faaaaaall. - Ren
I'm gonna hunt you down like a dawg, Martino!
I'm gonna keep on loving you because it's the only thing I want to do.
I'm gonna laugh like it's goin outta style
I'm gonna live forever if the good die young.
I'm gonna love you less, Davey - Mike as kid's mother
I'm gonna miss you too NOT!
I'm gonna name my first child "Megaweapon"!  -- MST3000
I'm gonna need a separate lawyer.
I'm gonna play tricks on the Trilateral Commission - Mike
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm gonna plead insanity.  How about you?
I'm gonna ram her right down that thing's throat!
I'm gonna set this scene out - Crow
I'm gonna shave my back - Tom
I'm gonna show the world your butt crack! - Mike
I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child! huh huh huh
I'm gonna smile my best smile
I'm gonna splatter myself all over the tarmac - Tom
I'm gonna stop payment on their check - Crow on band
I'm gonna stuff her full of croutons - Mike
I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose! <Riggs>
I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white.--Queen
I'm gonna wash that yam right outta my hair ...
I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
I'm good at computers...<BEEP> Hard Disk Destroyed.
I'm good at grammar, my checker tolled me sew.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and people like me.
I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me! -Barkley
I'm good with kids, but I'm better without them!
I'm good.  Damned good.
I'm grabbing my wand - Crow
I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
I'm gruff & rough & not ready to be loved - Crow T. Robot as hero
I'm gruff & rough & not ready to be loved - Crow as hero
I'm gtting behind on my work, Bend over and I'll enter...
I'm guessing it's a white hole. - Kryten
I'm guessing that this is a night scene.
I'm guilty of everything- TEC
I'm guilty of everything... I'm Roman Catholic, you know... - TEC
I'm hAvInG PrObLEMs aDJUStInG toDAy!
I'm half Klingon and half Tribble I'm a kibble!
I'm half bondo - Joel as old man
I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking.
I'm happy as a clam in heat .. in heat ??
I'm hardware and don't know anything about software.
I'm have horrible taste in people...that's why I like you.
I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!
I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS! --Henry Kissinger
I'm having a REALLY bad day! - Q
I'm having a bad hair life - Londo Mollari
I'm having a bad hair life.
I'm having a bad-hair life.
I'm having a big bang theory! ---Zippy
I'm having a chocolate seizure and going to chocoheaven.
I'm having a hard time swallowing this. Can I have a dogma bag?
I'm having a mental energy crisis!
I'm having a party in my pants.  Want to come?
I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come?
I'm having a reaction - Crow as old lady reacts woodenly
I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'm having amnesia and deja vu now. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm having an affair with my gamekeeper, said the lady chattily.
I'm having an erotic fantasy about Maggie
I'm having an old friend for dinner -- H. Lecter
I'm having an old friend for dinner.--Hannibal Lector
I'm having an out of money experience.
I'm having an out-of-money experience.
I'm having lunch at the Y.  It's a box lunch - furburgers!
I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'm having one of those decades.
I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I'm having too much fun to be clinically depressed!
I'm having trouble keeping my balance, said Tom parenthetically.
I'm health conscious...I'm not in shape and I know it.
I'm heavily armed, easily bored & off my medication...
I'm heavily armed, easily bored and off medication!
I'm heavily armed, easily bored and off my medication!
I'm heavily armed, easily bored and without cable!!!!
I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication ...
I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication!
I'm heavily armed, extreamly bored, and off my medication!
I'm heavily armed, off my medication and despise gender feminists.
I'm heavily armed, off my medication and despise gender feminizts. 
I'm heavily armed, off my medication, and easily bored.
I'm her son; you're just some guy she screws. - Kenny
I'm here Orville. There's nothing to be afraid of
I'm here because I'm not all there.
I'm here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm here for the Prince Valiant audition. - Crow T. Robot
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand.
I'm here in Killeen outside Luby's with the man on the streNO CARRIER
I'm here in reality as an illegal alien.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick a--, and I'm all outa bubble gum.
I'm here to confuse you and cause you to turn grey earlier in life!
I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance - Londo
I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance. <Londo<
I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance. - Londo
I'm here to pull bodies out of a saussage grinder. - Hawkeye
I'm here to put the lotion on IT'S skin - Crow
I'm here to question all your answers.
I'm here to relax, not to dodge bullets! - Picard
I'm here to relieve you of command of the Enterprise -- Admiral Nechayev
I'm here to relieve you of command of the Enterprise.
I'm here to rescue you.
I'm here to stop the big sister from noogie-ing him to death?
I'm here to take you away, but may I use your phone first? --Death.
I'm here to test the concrete.
I'm here, I'm a SysOp, and you can't get rid of me...
I'm here...and you are there.  Whew!
I'm holding heaven in my arms tonight.
I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
I'm holding on to nothin' but the wheel.
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm hoping your books have indexes.
I'm human, just like you, but I don't age. - Duncan MacLeod
I'm human. - Kryten
I'm human: nothing human smells strange to me.
I'm hungry for cupcakes.  I dunno why. -- Tom Servo
I'm hungry for cupcakes. I dunno why - Tom on cleavage
I'm immortal - so far. L. Long
I'm immortal, so far...
I'm immortal.  I'm bored.  Let's party.
I'm immortal.  I'm bored.  Let's party.  -- Dracula
I'm immortal...so far. - Earle Robinson
I'm immortal...so far...
I'm impotent! - Crow as college professor
I'm impotent, Tom said softly.
I'm in 386 enchanted mode.
I'm in THE ZONE!--O'Brien
I'm in a class by myself.  Everyone else graduated.
I'm in a class by myself.  Everyone else graduated. - Geco
I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy.I'll take whatever comes out of that tap.
I'm in a good frame of mind, but there's no picture in it.
I'm in a groove now -- or is it a rut?
I'm in a minority group, white, hetero, paying taxes
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk & Don't Walk
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk
I'm in a phone booth on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm in a very clever and adorable insane asylum!
I'm in bed with the mumps, said Tom infectiously.
I'm in charge of spleens and small intestines. - BJ
I'm in charge!!!  But don't tell my cat!
I'm in complete and total control. -- Rimmer
I'm in considerable pain. - The Brain
I'm in deep to the Mob for 50 large - TV's Frank
I'm in enough to ask you to get the hell out. - Col. Blake
I'm in for an intelligent solution: let's fireball it! (c)1993 JMEE
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in my 'teens: 17 + 18 + 19.
I'm in my formal pajama suit - Crow
I'm in my lunar posting phase!
I'm in my own little world, but everybody knows me there.
I'm in my own little world, but everyone knows me there.
I'm in no shape to exercise!
I'm in one of my little moods--<BURP!> Ah! There...that's much better.
I'm in over my head here! - Tom as voodoo girl
I'm in recovery. I had an overdose of reality.
I'm in search of myself   Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in search of myself ...   Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... Round's a shape.
I'm in shape ... decapolyhedron that is.
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... square's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape round's some shape isn't it?
I'm in shape square's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape! A filled ellipse's a shape, isn't it?
I'm in shape, round is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape.  Round's a shape, isn't it?
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape...Oh, you say a line is not a shape?
I'm in space with a man who'd lose a battle of wits with an iguana.
I'm in the Metallic Age: Silver hair, Gold teeth, Tin ear, Lead ass.
I'm in the SICK and DEMENTED taglines conference?
I'm in the computer business - I make Out-Of-Order signs!
I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs.
I'm in the concrete business - Mike
I'm in the metallic age: Silver hair, gold teeth, tin ear, lead *ss.
I'm in the middle of 15 things; all of them annoying.
I'm in the process of documenting my BASIC program, Tom remarked.
I'm in the solar powered flashlight business.
I'm in the soup, please ladel me out!
I'm in total control, but don't tell my girlfriend.
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'm in. - Garibaldi Ditto - Franklin
I'm incapable of love. Over - Mike as pilot
I'm incorrigible! <Incorrige me! Incorrige me!>
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still happy for you.
I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights!
I'm innocent... My lawyer made me do it!!!!
I'm insured by the MAFIA. You hit me, we hit you.
I'm interested in things that are none of my business.
I'm into BBS&M.
I'm into safe sex and having a good time.
I'm intolerant of drunk drivers, guess that makes me a bigot!
I'm inventing a better world through chemistry. --Salmoneus
I'm inventing the desktop computer - Tom as dumb guy
I'm investing in German currency once again, Tom remarked.
I'm invincible! - Black Knight
I'm irrevocably committed to being permenantly indecisive
I'm jittery, is it the caffeine or the gun at my head..........
I'm joining the Hogan tour - Crow as hero
I'm joining the Procrastinator's Club...soon.
I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - someday.
I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon
I'm jumping through the rings of a vanishing place - Course of Empire
I'm just a big blue band-aid in a big white band-aid box with wheels.
I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill...
I'm just a couple of revisions behind.
I'm just a dictator in the body of a peasant
I'm just a dot... Uh, I mean a Point
I'm just a fig-newton of your imagination.
I'm just a fillet of sole who's intentions are good!
I'm just a gigolo - Crow sings as young priest
I'm just a harmless little fuzz ball- Rush Limbaugh
I'm just a harmless little fuzz ball... --Limbaugh.
I'm just a harmless little fuzzball -R.L. What, like a tribble?
I'm just a harmless little fuzzball What, like a tribble? Uh-oh
I'm just a harmless little fuzzball-R.L. What, like a tribble?
I'm just a harmless little fuzzball... -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm just a harmless little fuzzballWhat, like a tribble? Uh-oh...
I'm just a hitchhiker on the Information Superhighway
I'm just a kitten in the litterbox of life.
I'm just a lonely boy, lonely & blue.You stole my TAG & now I love you
I'm just a man whose circumstances went out of control.
I'm just a nice guy at heart -- Geordi
I'm just a peripheral visionary.
I'm just a pilot. I'm not used to pressure! - Mike
I'm just a poor boy; nobody loves me!
I'm just a pothole on the information superhighway.
I'm just a product of my own imagination....
I'm just a regular guy. - Methos
I'm just a sweet Transvestite...from Transsexual...Transylvania.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
I'm just a tagline writer in a FIDONET echo.
I'm just a teenager with 64 years experience
I'm just a twig on a branch on a log.
I'm just a victim of Gravity...
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more secon
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
I'm just an extra in the movie of life.
I'm just an extra in the movie of my life.
I'm just an influential Wolf, I guess.. :) - Dire Wolf
I'm just an ol' jukebox junkie.
I'm just an old spinner, plying my trade.
I'm just another blankity-blank BLANK.
I'm just another jerk trying to convert someone to OS/2!
I'm just another roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing, of course... ;)
I'm just carrying these worms around for the halibut .
I'm just caught up in another one of her spells -- NIN
I'm just caught up in another one of her spells.
I'm just confused....I USED to be amazed!
I'm just doodlin' my life away...
I'm just down the line from your love ... Zoo Station --U2
I'm just going for a loto ticket...Oh look, a Shoe Sale - Bunny
I'm just gonna kick back with my good Buddy, Wiser!
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
I'm just here for moral support. Please ignore the gun
I'm just here for moral support... ignore the gun...(Boys on the Side)
I'm just here for moral support....ignore the gun.
I'm just here for some fun and a mudbath.
I'm just here for the drugs.
I'm just here to give moral support. Ignore the gun.
I'm just in effigy to be disgraced, to be defaced -- NIN
I'm just in effigy to be disgraced, to be defaced.
I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
I'm just naturally respectful of pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
I'm just needling you about the thread
I'm just needling you about the thread.
I'm just not attracted to you, said Tom flaccidly.
I'm just on the other side of your screen.
I'm just putting your cat out, Dear. (Through the keyhole.)
I'm just roadkill on the Information Superhighway!!!
I'm just sitting by my computer waiting to help you.
I'm just sliding down the razor blade of life.
I'm just slipping out for an Airwick solid - Tom
I'm just supprised the "Net-Police" havn't complained to him yet.
I'm just telling this man's fortune by reading his bowels. - Henry
I'm just trying out this . It seems a bit small.
I'm just trying out this . It's not registered yet.
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet.
I'm just trying to be as dull as possible - Picard
I'm just trying to make a point here!
I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
I'm just visiting.  My REAL planet is sane.
I'm just! glad cows don't fly.
I'm kidding you.  I am a kidder.
I'm kind of edgy lately. I guess it's my...loneliness. - Radar
I'm kinda dumb - Tom as girl
I'm kinda sorry Shelly bought it -Crow as Ms.Winters dies
I'm kinda tired.  I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
I'm kinda' looking forward to the appocalypse - Crow
I'm knitting a sweater for my guppy, said Tom wolfishly.
I'm late because aliens set my clock back.
I'm late for the Village People auditions - Tom as cop
I'm late. I had to change. - Klinger
I'm leaking brain lubricant.
I'm leaking brain lubricant. - Calvin
I'm learning a LOT about porn! - Crow excitedly
I'm learning to fly ... and I don't have wings!
I'm learning to play guitar, Tom said fretfully.
I'm leaving Starfleet -- Dr. Crusher
I'm leaving for Maggieland now.
I'm leaving my BBS to Science Fiction
I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I'm leaving my mind to science fiction.
I'm like Midas - whatever I touch turns into a muffler!!
I'm like a TSR...I get loaded before working.
I'm like a bad TSR;  I keep popping up!
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm like a laser, 6 string eraser, I got a mouth like an alligator
I'm like an expensive maid:  I don't DO WindoZe!
I'm like most housekeepers...I don't do windows!
I'm like the Bunny and dense as a brick... or denser... - Vhujunka
I'm lip-smackin' good!
I'm lip-smakin' good!
I'm living in a country whose name means "many fish." Panama.
I'm living on a one-way, dead-end street. - S.W.
I'm living on a one-way, dead-end street. --Wright.
I'm living on coffee, cigarettes, chocolate, and junk food.
I'm living proof that God has a sense of humor.
I'm living proof you don't need drugs to have a good time.
I'm located across from Rush Limbaugh's Charm School.
I'm located next door to the Rush Limbaugh abortion clinic.
I'm located next to the Al Gore Taxidermy School of Endangered Species.
I'm located next to the Marie Antoinette Bakery.
I'm locked inside a chocolate factory. DON'T send help! --Deanna Troi.
I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
I'm logic that annoys in the night. I am...Spock's Brain!
I'm lonely...Down there - Crow as geeky guy
I'm looking better than nice! I'm looking... dangerous! - Cat
I'm looking better than nice! I'm lookingdangerous! --The Cat.
I'm looking for Zmodem, dear!
I'm looking for a Party Crowd!!!
I'm looking for a blessing that's NOT in disguise.
I'm looking for a computer with a Sex Drive
I'm looking for a dream I had on the Dream Recorder - The Cat
I'm looking for a housebroken planet!
I'm looking for a meaningful one-night relationship.
I'm looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm looking for a meaningful, one-night relationship.
I'm looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's..
I'm looking for an Al, last name Choholic.
I'm looking for an Al, last name Coholic.
I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places
I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places.
I'm looking for myself. Anybody seen me lately?
I'm looking forward to being senile so I won't know I'm immature.
I'm looking forward to my first Purple road kill...
I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking niceWhat a team! --The Cat.
I'm losin' it! - Geordi
I'm losing control, will you turn me a way or touch me deep inside?
I'm losing my audience to a bunch of dead trees! --Mojo.
I'm losing my thought of train.
I'm losing my thought of train....
I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.
I'm lost in the ozone again!
I'm lost somewhere in the ozone again.
I'm lost!  Can you help?....
I'm lost, but I'm still making pretty good time!
I'm lost.no wait,I'm at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
I'm lysdexic...
I'm mad and so am I!
I'm mad as heck....where's the check!
I'm mad at you because you were someone else.
I'm mad!  This 386 doesn't spel any better than the XT.
I'm made of liverwurst - Mike as weird scientist
I'm making a career of evil.
I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
I'm making chocolate chip cookies and I have more M & M's to peel.
I'm making over $1.75 an hour - Mike as security guard
I'm making this up as I go along.
I'm married to a Computer Widow!
I'm married to my computer, My wife is the hobby.
I'm me, I'm free and I'm outta control... lock up yer daughters! - TEQ
I'm me, no I'm you, you're him, he's she and we're us....
I'm melting!  This is all your fault, Bob!
I'm melting! I'm melting!! Oh, cruel world! -Doc Zimmerman
I'm melting, you wicked little girl...
I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!
I'm middle of the road.  Isn't everyone?
I'm miserable without you, it's like having you here.
I'm modem him and modem her. I'm the best!
I'm modest. I don't think I'm nearly as conceited as I really am.
I'm mooning everybody right now!  You just can't see me!
I'm mooning you know... you just can't see me.
I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me!
I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
I'm mooning you right nowyou just can't see me.
I'm more confused than a infant at a topless bar!
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm more or less particular about whom my wife marries. - Cary Grant
I'm more worried about my own last vestiges of sanity. :) - Jalapeno
I'm morphing Windows into OS/2.
I'm morphing in another window.
I'm morphing objects in another window.
I'm most _dreadfully_ embarrased ! - MofL
I'm most dangerous when I know what I'm doing!
I'm most dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I'm moving from jaywalker to roadkill to grease spot on the Info.hway.
I'm moving to Fire Island, Dear - Crow as nerdy father
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes - s.w.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I'm moving to Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
I'm much cleaner than you are, Frank - Dr. Forrester
I'm much prettier than the Dark Death, and I have killed him.
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.....   - Bard
I'm much too young to feel this damned old. --Any Time Lord.
I'm much too young to feel this damned old...
I'm much too young to feel this durn old
I'm much too young to feel this old
I'm multilingual: English, French, Chinese, Drobnik.
I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss
I'm multitasking... I read on the toilet.
I'm nOT CRAzy!  i'M juSt a litTLE LiGHt HEADeD.
I'm naked & afraid - Crow taking a shower
I'm naked under these clothes!
I'm needed HERE. - Franklin
I'm needed elsewhere. - Richard Franklin
I'm needed somewhere else in cyberspace, I hope...
I'm neither for nor against apathy.
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm nervous.  My computer has started calling me 'Dave'...
I'm never lost with all these people telling me where to go...
I'm never too busy to stop and talk about how busy I am!
I'm new and what's all this then?
I'm new and whats all this then?
I'm new here - who should I prostrate myself in from of?
I'm new to Fido.  Can't quite get a Handle ON IT! - ML
I'm new to Fido. Can't quite get a Handle ON IT!
I'm no Don Johnson ya know.-- Butthead
I'm no Yngie Malmsteen - Mike as hippy with guitar
I'm no communist, Alger hissed.
I'm no cyclist, I just wear all this stuff to look cool!
I'm no drunker than him-> Hello! Juston Wilson.
I'm no genealogist.  Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
I'm no good at golf; I'll hit another bad shot, Tom forewarned.
I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer!
I'm no lawyer, but I vaguely remember something like that.
I'm no schoolboy; but I know what I like!
I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met...
I'm no teacher, but knowing me is certainly an edication.
I'm no teacher, but knowing me is certainly an education.
I'm no trophy, but can be gorgeous with subdued back lighting...
I'm nobody's fool, care to adopt me ?
I'm not *creating* a disturbance; I'm adding to the one already here!
I'm not *insane* ... Just electroencephalogically challenged! :-)
I'm not 32 , I'm 18 with 14 years experience!
I'm not 50! I'm 21 with 29 years experience.
I'm not 51; I'm 17 for the third time!
I'm not 51; I'm just 17 for the third time.....
I'm not Bajoran, Sisko punched me in the nose - Kira
I'm not Bajoran. Bullitt punched me in the nose.
I'm not Bajoran. Orville punched me in the nose.
I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose. -- Kira
I'm not Balding...I'm just out growing my Hair...
I'm not CREATING a disturbance, I'm improving one that's already here!
I'm not CREATING a disturbance; I'm improving one already in
I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
I'm not Canadian, but I do like their bacon.
I'm not Cheap - Just Frugal.
I'm not Christian..but I'll turn two cheeks to the ones in this echo
I'm not FOR apathy, and I'm not AGAINST it.
I'm not Flaming, I'm just Smoldering!
I'm not Hawaiian but I'll never pass up a good lei.
I'm not Lesbian, and neither is my girlfriend.
I'm not Lesbian, but I think my girlfriend is.
I'm not Paranoid - The DM is out to get me.
I'm not Paranoid, The DM is out to get me.
I'm not Politically Correct, and darn proud of it!!!
I'm not Politically InCorrect. I'm just bloody rude!
I'm not Politically InCorrect. I'm politically challenged
I'm not Politically InCorrect. You're ideologically sheltered!
I'm not QUITE dead yet.....--Monty P.
I'm not Schizophrenic!  Yes, I am!  No, I'm Not!  Who are you?
I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?
I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
I'm not a Demi-goddess - I just role-play one in AD&D... ;>
I'm not a Drill Thrall, I'm a Drool Trill!  Dax
I'm not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down!
I'm not a Novice; I'm an Expert Beginner.
I'm not a Pandora, I'm much more like that girl in the mirror.
I'm not a REDNECK! I have a strong Southern personality!
I'm not a Republican, I'm an Anti-Democrat!
I'm not a SEXIST PIG ! .  just a sexy one
I'm not a Sexual Psychopath, but I play one on FIDOnet.
I'm not a Space Cadet. I'm universally challenged.
I'm not a Sysop, but I if I were...  BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
I'm not a Sysop, but I know their "occasional" *pain*.
I'm not a Sysop, but I play one on TV
I'm not a Sysop, but I play one on TV...
I'm not a System Administrator, but I play one on TV.
I'm not a Tagline writer! (All of mine are stolen.)
I'm not a Vulcan, but I'm not _stupid_.   ;"^)
I'm not a Vulcan, but that doesn't make me _stupid_.   ;"^)
I'm not a Windows user, but I play one on TV.
I'm not a beaurocrat - I *USE* my brain!
I'm not a bigot...I'm just racially challenged.
I'm not a bright guy - Tom
I'm not a cat... I don't have nine lives.
I'm not a cheat. I'm ethically challenged
I'm not a complete Idiot..Some parts are Missing...
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not a complete idiot - several pieces are missing.
I'm not a complete idiot pilot... Several parts are missing!
I'm not a complete idiot, several parts are missing!
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm not a complete idiot--several parts are missing.
I'm not a complete idiot.  Some pieces are missing.
I'm not a complete idiot. Parts are missing!?!
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
I'm not a complete idiot...several of my parts are missing!
I'm not a complete idiotSeveral parts are missing!
I'm not a computer expert, but I play one on Fidonet.
I'm not a computer nerd...I'm a computer JOCK!
I'm not a computer nerd; merely a Computer Jock.
I'm not a crook!  Nixon said resignedly.
I'm not a crook.  I'm just ethically challenged.
I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged."
I'm not a crunchy frog, but I just ate one on TV.
I'm not a cultist.  I just like sacrificing virgins for fun.
I'm not a cultist... I just like sacrificing virgins for fun....
I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
I'm not a doctor, although I play one on tv
I'm not a doctor, but I play one at the hospital.
I'm not a drunk, I just enjoy living in a liquid medium!
I'm not a dust-bunny! - Mutant Raccoon
I'm not a faggot! I'm just vaginally challenged.
I'm not a file leech! Just an avid file collector.
I'm not a flower! - Mike
I'm not a freak; I'm a PROTOTYPE! -- SeaQuest
I'm not a ghost!  I'm just dimensionally challenged.
I'm not a guitar. Stop picking on me.
I'm not a homosexual, but my boyfriend is.
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a prosecutor.  There is a difference.
I'm not a lawyer, but I can sill get you off.
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in this echo....
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the violin.
I'm not a lesbian - but I play one on T.V.
I'm not a lesbian feminist, but I play one on TV
I'm not a lesbian, but i suspect my girlfriend is
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
I'm not a loner.  I just can't get along with anybody!
I'm not a minority, I'm an outnumbered majority!
I'm not a minority. I'm an outnumbered majority!
I'm not a moderator, I just have the face of one.
I'm not a moderator, but I play one at home
I'm not a movie someone walked into the middle of. - Hawkeye
I'm not a perfect stranger, but I get better when you know me.
I'm not a pessimest, just an optimist with a lot of experience.
I'm not a photographer.  I just wear all this to lose weight.
I'm not a photographer. I just carry this stuff to lose weight.
I'm not a programmer but I play one on TV...
I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not screwed up enough. - Hawkeye
I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.
I'm not a racist - I don't even own running shoes!
I'm not a rat, I'm a mouse. <BOOM> Oh drat. - Brain
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
I'm not a real sysop, but I play one on TV.
I'm not a real tagline, but I play one on TV.
I'm not a reporter, but I played one on TV. (really)
I'm not a rumor monger, just telling what I heard.
I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good.
I'm not a slob ... I'm organizationally challenged ...
I'm not a slob ... I'm organizationally challenged.
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. Forrest Gump
I'm not a software pirate. More of a brigand I would say.
I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
I'm not a straw, So don't suck up.
I'm not a supreme being - Picard
I'm not a sysop, I just play one on the echoes.
I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
I'm not a tagline addict; I can quit anytime I want to!
I'm not a tagline addict; I use less than a case per day!
I'm not a tagline addict; it doesn't interfere with my work!
I'm not a tagline addict; my spouse hasn't left me yet!
I'm not a tagline but I play one on FirstClass.
I'm not a technical person!  I just want to go places in my car!
I'm not a vampire - I just eat like one.
I'm not a vampire.  I just eat like one.
I'm not a vampire. I just like to bite.
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! -- Valerie
I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician - Madonna
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
I'm not afraid of Death, What's he gonna do? Kill me?
I'm not afraid of death!  What's it going to do? Kill me?
I'm not afraid of death!  What's it gonna do?  Kill me?
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?
I'm not afraid of death, but I know he's waiting at the corner.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
I'm not afraid of hard work. I could go to sleep right next to it.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
I'm not afraid of heights; I'm afraid of widths.
I'm not afraid of the night.
I'm not afraid of work - I can sleep right beside it.
I'm not afraid of work. I can go to sleep right beside it
I'm not afraid of work.Good reason:I don't get too close!
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid to wage the hopeless battles I must fight. - Fishbone
I'm not afraid. Oh, you will be. You will be.
I'm not against half-naked girls. Or not as often as I'd like to be!
I'm not against taxation; I'm against abuse of taxpayers!
I'm not against the police, just afraid of them.
I'm not aging, I'm marinating!
I'm not alway's right - there, see! I was wrong just then!
I'm not always shallow, once I had a near-depth experience.
I'm not an MCP!! Some of my best friends are bimbos.
I'm not an acronym...  I'm a human being!  Err...  Oops.
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not an airhead...I'm a cerebro-atmospheric individual.
I'm not an alcoholic... I run on bio-fuel...
I'm not an elitist.  Why do you ask, you peasant?
I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, you MODERATOR?
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the net.
I'm not an oonbeelee I'm an agnostic - Tom on girl's accent
I'm not an opinionated jerk, I just act like that on Fido echos
I'm not an opinionated jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.
I'm not an opinionated jerk, but I play one on the InterNet.
I'm not an under-achiever, you're an over-expecter.
I'm not an x-geek, really...
I'm not angry... just terribly, terribly hurt. - The Martian
I'm not anti-religion, religion's anti-me.
I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
I'm not argueing, I'm reasoning. - Rastafarian Mornings
I'm not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I'm not arrogant, I just have a problem with mortals
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as conservative as I look.
I'm not as drink as you thinkle peep I is!
I'm not as drunk as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm not as good as I once was, I'm as good as I ever was!
I'm not as innocent as I look!
I'm not as think as you confused I am!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.  - Jennifer Baker AKA Cool Girl
I'm not as think as you stupid I am!
I'm not as think so am dumb I you.
I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am.... <hic>
I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.
I'm not asking you to LIVE in sin, just visit for awhile
I'm not asking you to LIVE in sin, only to visit awhile..
I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.
I'm not asz think asz you drink I am, Ossifer!
I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!
I'm not at my wit's end, but I can see it from here.
I'm not avoiding the question. I'm avoiding the answer.
I'm not bad - I just post that way.
I'm not bad, I just post that way.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way - Jessica Rabbit
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Ra
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Rabbit
I'm not bald, I am forehead enhnaced.
I'm not bald, I just have a BAD barber!?!
I'm not bald, I'm follically challenged.
I'm not bald, I'm follicly challenged
I'm not bald, I'm just too tall for my hair.
I'm not bald, I'm merly follicly challanged
I'm not bald, just follicularly challenged.
I'm not bald, merely follically challenged.
I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine
I'm not bald. That's a solar panal for a sex machine
I'm not bald...  just hairing impaired.
I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair!
I'm not bald...Thats a Solar Pannel for a sex machine
I'm not bald; I just have an extra large part in my hair.
I'm not beaming down until you make me a main character !!
I'm not biased, I just don't like certain things..
I'm not big on social graces...
I'm not bigoted, I only won't let women control their own bodies.
I'm not blaming anybody. - Col. Potter
I'm not bored... I've just got nothing to do!.
I'm not born again - my mom got it right the first time.
I'm not born again - the Goddess got it right the first time.
I'm not bossy, I merely have an instructional surfeit.
I'm not bothered by what people think of me. --Torres.
I'm not breaking the rules - just testing the elasticity.
I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the moderator.
I'm not breaking the rules...just testing their elasticity.
I'm not brilliant. My Friends are!
I'm not broke, I'm `finacially challenged'.
I'm not broke, I'm just badly bent.
I'm not butch, I just forgot to do laundry.
I'm not certain. Can't you tell? -- Worf
I'm not cheap - but I can be tricked!
I'm not cheap, I'm inexpensive! - TEC
I'm not cheap, I'm inexpensive! - The Evil Clown
I'm not cheap, I'm thrifty & frugle!
I'm not cheap, you know.  Loud, but never cheap.
I'm not coming out! - Embarrassed Crow
I'm not complaining, I never complain, I only observe and muse.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example!
I'm not completely worthless, I could always serve as a bad example!
I'm not conceited - although I have every right to be!
I'm not conceited, I just can't stand mortals.
I'm not conceited, just justifiably convinced!
I'm not concerned with fashion -- Worf
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. --Robert Frost.
I'm not confused...I'm bisexual!
I'm not corrupt--just ethically challenged.
I'm not crazy I've just been in a very bad MOOD for over forty years!
I'm not crazy! I've just been in a very weird mood for thirty years!
I'm not crazy! The voices tell me so!
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t.
I'm not crazy, I just have a unique sense of reality.
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not crazy, it's just a chemical imbalance
I'm not crazy, it's just a chemical imbalance ...
I'm not crazy, the voices in my head told me so.
I'm not crazy, the voices told me so!
I'm not crazy.  I just have a unique sense of reality.
I'm not crazy.  I'm just acting this way to annoy you.
I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.
I'm not crazy.*.*I just have a unique sense of reality.
I'm not crazy... The voices reassure me of that fact!
I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
I'm not crazyI've just been in a very bad MOOD for over forty years!
I'm not cynical -- I'm just experienced.
I'm not cynical.  Just experienced.
I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
I'm not dating again until God creates a better species!
I'm not dead - I'm just sleeping and rotting at the same time.
I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk.
I'm not dead yet! Yes, you are!
I'm not dead yet.. ...You'll be stone dead in a minute...
I'm not dead! --Ro.
I'm not dead! Its just a post-life crisis!
I'm not dead! Wellhe will be soon-- he's very ill.
I'm not dead!- old man
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically inconvenienced!
I'm not dead, I'm metabollically challenged.
I'm not dead, just electroencephalographically challenged
I'm not dead, just metabolically challenged
I'm not dead,I'm electroencephelographically challenged
I'm not dead.  I'm electroencephelographically challenged.
I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged.
I'm not dead. I'm just "metabolically challenged".
I'm not dead;  I'm "metabolically challenged."
I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged".
I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged."
I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you!
I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.
I'm not deaf; I'm ignoring you.
I'm not dishonest, im morally different
I'm not dishonest, just morally different!
I'm not dissing the 100 - Tom
I'm not dogmatic, I'm just RIGHT!
I'm not down in the dumps...my house ALWAYS looks this way.
I'm not drownin', just wavin'
I'm not drunk - I'm just motorfunctionally challenged
I'm not drunk yet. Yer still ugly!
I'm not dyslectic, thank dog!
I'm not dyslexic, thank dog!
I'm not easily fooled, except by myself.
I'm not easily offended - please try harder.
I'm not easily offended. So, you'll have to try harder.
I'm not easy, but I CAN be had!
I'm not easy, but I can be tricked!
I'm not even going to ignore that.
I'm not even shoving off until we go to the store. - Chief Wiggem
I'm not evil, I'm "morally challenged".
I'm not evil, I'm just "morally challenged".
I'm not exactly a good luck charm. - Tom Paris
I'm not exactly finished trimming the bushes, Tom hedged.
I'm not exactly on the str8 and narrow minded now, am I?
I'm not fast but I'm not slow, I'm kinda half fast. <g>
I'm not fat - I'm circumferentially enhanced!
I'm not fat - I'm just seriously overnourished!
I'm not fat - I'm just short for my weight.
I'm not fat just horizontally disproportionate.
I'm not fat just horizontially disproportionate.
I'm not fat! - just gravitationally challenged.
I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!
I'm not fat, I'm gravitationally challenged.
I'm not fat, I'm horizontally advantaged.
I'm not fat, I'm horizontally disproportionate!
I'm not fat, I'm just horizontally gifted.
I'm not fat, I'm just saving water in case of drought.
I'm not fat, I'm just seriously overnourished!
I'm not fat- I'm metabolically challenged!
I'm not fat.  I suffer from gravity poisoning.  - SLR
I'm not fat. I'm horizontally disadvantaged.
I'm not fat. I'm just saving water in case of drought.
I'm not fat.... I'm *F*L*U*F*F*Y*!!
I'm not fat...this is a well-developed table muscle.
I'm not ferpect.
I'm not finished. - Richard Franklin
I'm not flippant, I'm irreverent.
I'm not fond of personal abuse. - Col. Potter to Col. Flagg
I'm not fooled by that cheap disguise.
I'm not gay - Mike as prissy cowboy
I'm not gay but I think my girlfriend is!
I'm not gay but my Boyfriend is.
I'm not gay, and neither is my boyfriend.
I'm not gay, but I think my boyfriend is.
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
I'm not gay, my husband is.
I'm not getting better, I'm getting older. Er, Wait! Wrong!
I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age
I'm not getting older, I'm getting stranger!
I'm not getting worse at remembering ... just better at forgetting!
I'm not giving him a penalty for fighting! You didn't fight back!
I'm not going ahead with the treatments. -- Melora
I'm not going bald!!..They're friction burns...
I'm not going crazy. I've already been there and returned
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch. - Dr. Freedman
I'm not going to -mish-! - Lister
I'm not going to Hell.  Today's not Wednesday!
I'm not going to eat any more of those pastries, Tom de-eclaired.
I'm not going to kiss you.  I'm only adjusting the restraint.
I'm not going to talk unless you stop screaming. - Trapper
I'm not good-looking but what's my opinion against 1000's of others?
I'm not hard to convince: try cash.
I'm not hard to please...just give me what I want!
I'm not having this conversation...--Sinclair.
I'm not here to approve or disapprove -- Deanna
I'm not homo-phobic, I'm homo-cidic.
I'm not homo-phobic, I'm homo-cidic....
I'm not hooked, I can quit phonics any time I want.
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the !@#$%[& that said that!!!
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
I'm not illiterate!  I know who my parents are.
I'm not illiterate!  My parents were married...
I'm not illiterate!  My parents were married...and unrelated.
I'm not illiterate.  I knew both my parents.
I'm not illiterate.  I know what my parent's names are!
I'm not illiterate.  My parents were married.
I'm not impatient... I'm just tired of waiting!
I'm not in a hurry - I just want to get in front of you.
I'm not in a play--I'm in the SCA
I'm not in denial, but if I were, I wouldn't admit it!
I'm not in denial.  I'm just very selective about the reality I accept
I'm not in my right mind. It's out cavorting nude in the mud.
I'm not in the mood to drink anymore - Mike
I'm not inattentive, you're boring.
I'm not inattentive, you're just boring.
I'm not indecisive...am I?  No...well, maybe I am.
I'm not insane, I'm mad I tell yoy *MAD*
I'm not insane, but I do a good imitation.
I'm not insane.   The voices said so.
I'm not insane.  I'm not insane. (Repeat as necessary)
I'm not insane.  The voices in my head told me so!
I'm not insane...I'm just surreal!
I'm not insensitive, I'm male.  See the difference?
I'm not insensitive, I'm political-correctness challenged.
I'm not insinuating anything. :) - Dire Wolf
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
I'm not into denial, but if I were, I'd never admit it.
I'm not just another pretty face.  Garfield
I'm not just another pretty face. - Klinger
I'm not just any Cardassian, I'm Gul Foremski.
I'm not just any Cardassian, I'm Gul Neyland.
I'm not just any fool!  I'm a DAMN fool!
I'm not just anybody, but I'll talk. - Klinger
I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, @Ff
I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will. ~ Beverly
I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will.  Beverly
I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls.
I'm not just talented.  I'm geniused.   Rita Tushingham
I'm not just the ruler of the galaxy...I'm also a cat!
I'm not late today - just early for tomorrow
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!
I'm not lazy, I'm doing research on inertia.
I'm not lazy, I'm limiting my environmental impact!
I'm not lazy.  I'm just doing research on inertia.
I'm not lazy.  I'm researching inertia.  The buzzards are observers.
I'm not leaving the forest without my bowling balls!
I'm not leaving without those stones. - Indiana Jones
I'm not listening. Dum de dum dum dum - Tom as girl
I'm not living in the past...just learning about the way.
I'm not living in the past...just making payments on it.
I'm not loafing   I work so fast I'm always finished
I'm not loafing - I'm doing research on inertia.
I'm not loafing -- I'm just doing research on inertia.
I'm not loafing. I work so fast I'm always finished
I'm not loafing. I work so fast I'm always finished.
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master. - Luke
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a great warrior
I'm not lost - I'm just "locationally challenged."
I'm not lost - just misguided.
I'm not lost!  I'm "locationally challenged."
I'm not lost! I'm just temporarily confused!
I'm not lost, I have Destination Deficiency Disorder.
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged"
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged".
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
I'm not lost, I'm Geographically Challenged!
I'm not lost, I'm destination deficient.
I'm not lost, I'm directionally challenged.
I'm not lost, I'm directionally indecisive.
I'm not lost, I'm locationally challenged!
I'm not lost, but I don't know where I am.
I'm not lost...see I'm right here <where is here?>
I'm not lost; I'm "locationally challenged".
I'm not lost; I'm geographically challenged.
I'm not lost; I'm locationally challenged.
I'm not making this up just so I can take over the world!
I'm not male, I'm "phallically burdened."
I'm not male, I'm "vaginally challenged."
I'm not married - I can't mate in captivity.
I'm not married but my wife is.
I'm not mature?! - Tom
I'm not merely the ruler of the galaxy, I'm a cat!
I'm not messy, I just ran out of STACK space.
I'm not messy, I'm "organizationally challenged"!
I'm not mistaken. The rest of the world is wrong.
I'm not much of a pigeon-critic, Dawson. - Richie Ryan
I'm not much of a typist...but I can erase 90 words per minute.
I'm not myself today.  Oh, you noticed the improvement?
I'm not nearly as afraid of criminals as I am of Government.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not nuts, I'm differentially oriented.
I'm not off-topic, I'm just on a different topic!
I'm not off-topic. I'm on a different topic.
I'm not old - I'm chronologically enhanced!
I'm not old - I'm ripe!    - Bard
I'm not old I'm chronologically challenged.
I'm not old I'm chronologically disadvantaged.
I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager
I'm not old, I'm chronologically advantaged
I'm not old, I'm chronologically disadvantaged
I'm not old, I'm chronologically enhanced
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
I'm not old, I'm just chronologically challenged.
I'm not old, I'm youthfully disadvantaged
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!
I'm not old.  I'm chronologically gifted.
I'm not old... I'm chronologically disadvantaged.
I'm not old....I'm chronologically gifted!
I'm not on drugs.  I am drugs.
I'm not on the "Where Are You" list...I flunked geography.
I'm not on the "where are you" list...I listened to the moderator!
I'm not on the left or the right, I'm above
I'm not on the where are you list...I listened to the Moderator!
I'm not on the where are you listI listened to the Moderator!
I'm not one to believe in magic.. -RUSH Presto
I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client.
I'm not only the hair club president; I'm a member!
I'm not only the president, I'm also a world-dominating mouse!
I'm not operating too loud for you people, am I? - Hawkeye
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!
I'm not opinionated. I'm ALWAYS right.
I'm not overweight, I'm gravitationally challenged.
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall! - Garfield
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
I'm not overweight. I'm undertall.  Garfield
I'm not panicking!  I'm examening all the options at high speed.
I'm not panicking, I'm examining my options at high speed
I'm not panicking.  I'm examining all options at high speed.
I'm not panicking.  I'm examining all options at high speeed.
I'm not panicking. I'm examining all options at high speed. -The Doctor.
I'm not panicking:  I'm just examining all options at high speed.
I'm not paranoid - just a student of history.
I'm not paranoid - that's a rumor spread by my enemies
I'm not paranoid - you really ARE out to get me!
I'm not paranoid!  That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
I'm not paranoid!  That's a rumour spread by my enemies...
I'm not paranoid!  Which of my enemies told you that?
I'm not paranoid!  Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not paranoid!  Why's everyone say I'm paranoid?  REALLY, I'm not!
I'm not paranoid! That's a rumor spread by my enemies!
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that !
I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this?
I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
I'm not paranoid, it's a rumor started by my enemies!
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. - G Farber
I'm not paranoid, just incredibly A*L*E*R*T!
I'm not paranoid, which one of my enemies told you this??
I'm not paranoid, who told you that?!
I'm not paranoid.  I *KNOW* everyone's out to get me.
I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
I'm not paranoid. That's a rumour spread by my enemies.
I'm not paranoid...why is *EVERBODY* against me!?!?
I'm not pedantic, I'm punctuation addicted.
I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing at my brain.
I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
I'm not playing hard to get, I AM HARD TO GET!
I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
I'm not playing, I'm sharpening my communications skills
I'm not politically correct - I'm just correct
I'm not politically correct.  I'm ideologically approved!
I'm not politically correct. I'm ideologically approved!
I'm not politically incorrect - I'm politically challenged.
I'm not politically incorrect - you're ideologically sheltered.
I'm not politically incorrect--I'm politically challenged
I'm not politically incorrect.  I'm conformity challenged.
I'm not politically incorrect; you're ideologically shelte
I'm not politically incorrectI'm just bloody rude!
I'm not popular enough to be different. - Homer
I'm not posting off topic! I'm expanding the conversation
I'm not posting off topic, I'm adding to the conversation
I'm not posting off topic, I'm expanding the conversation
I'm not posting off-topic, just expanding the conversation....
I'm not pouting! I'm mourning! - Homer
I'm not pouting! You are! - Homer
I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
I'm not prejudiced...  I hate everybody equally.   - Drow Prince
I'm not proud of what I did but I'm proud of how I did it.
I'm not proud. I'm just telling you the truth. Koresh
I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
I'm not rabid, I just have a... drooollling problem.
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally!
I'm not racist.  I don't even own running shoes.
I'm not reading, I'm savoring. - BJ
I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things.
I'm not real smart, But I can lift heavy things.
I'm not real smart, but I can lift heavy things.
I'm not reality-challenged.. I just live in another reality.. :) -DW
I'm not really IN this conference, just surfing through..
I'm not really a Dungeon Master, but I play one on TV.
I'm not really a cowboy.  I just found the hat...
I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat...
I'm not really bad -- I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica
I'm not really bad, I just type that way.
I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way - Jessica Rabbit
I'm not really bad.  I just write messages that way.
I'm not really badI just write messages that way.
I'm not really here. I'm just an incredible simulation.
I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio. - Han Solo
I'm not really old,  I'm just youthfully disadvantaged.
I'm not really old, I'm "youthfully disadvantaged."
I'm not religious, and God willing, I never will be.
I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
I'm not repeating myself.  I'm not repeating myself.
I'm not retreating, I'm just fighting in another direction!
I'm not round.  I'm an oblate spheroid.
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
I'm not rude, I'm just diplomatically challenged.
I'm not rude, just attitudinally challenged.
I'm not saying it's wrong or it's right, but maybe it's the only way.
I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed a bit..
I'm not saying what I'm saying. - Sheridan
I'm not schitzophrenic - yes I am - no I'm not - I AM! - AM NOT! -....
I'm not schizophrenic - my mind multi-tasks!
I'm not schizophrenic! Both of me are just fine!
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted!"
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm mentally multitasking!
I'm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.
I'm not schizophrenic, my mind multi-tasks.
I'm not schizophrenic.  It's this guy beside me!
I'm not schizophrenic.  Yes, I am!  No, I'm not!  Who are you?
I'm not short and heavy, I'm just traveling near the speed of light.
I'm not short, I am Vertically challenged.
I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!
I'm not short, just vertically challenged.
I'm not short.  I'm vertically challenged.
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
I'm not sick. I've just got fading genes.
I'm not single, I'm just matrimonially challenged.
I'm not single, I'm romantically challenged.
I'm not sleeping. I'm checking my eyelids for light leaks.  Garfield
I'm not sleeping. I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids.-Hawkeye
I'm not sleepy, my eyes are just taking a nap.
I'm not sleezy! Just ethically questionable when it comes to women.
I'm not slow at everything I do. I'm the fastest eater I know!
I'm not smart enough to think up something new by myself.
I'm not so much human as cat furniture.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - Hoolihan, on Swamp hooch
I'm not some freak.  What it is, Mama!  I'm some prototype.  Cheeeiit.
I'm not spoiled... I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
I'm not spoiled... that's the cologne I'm wearing!
I'm not spoiled...I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
I'm not square, I'm "culturally challenged".
I'm not square, I'm culturally challenged.
I'm not sterile! - Hoolihan. Congratulations! - Hawkeye.
I'm not stoned, I'm "recreationally medicated!"
I'm not strange!  I'm WEIRD!!!
I'm not strange, you are!
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
I'm not stupid!  I don't even know the meaning of the word.
I'm not stupid, I have clue deficiency syndrome.
I'm not stupid, I'm intellectually challenged.
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, I'm not going.
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm NOT going!
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going!
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendible, and I'm not going.
I'm not stupid, but sometimes it's hard to tell.
I'm not stupid, just informationaly impaired!
I'm not stupid, my brain just needs to be defragmented!
I'm not suggesting anything... I might be *implying*...:) - TEC
I'm not super man. But I am very dense.
I'm not superstitious...just have bad luck on Friday 13th's.
I'm not supposed to be here. - Tasha.
I'm not sure I want to remember that - Riker
I'm not sure I'd admit that without heavy interrogation.
I'm not sure all these people understand me.....
I'm not sure if life is trying to pass me by or run me over!
I'm not sure if life is trying to pass me by..or run over me!
I'm not sure if this is MY leather diaper - Tom
I'm not sure my hard disk is big enough for the task!
I'm not sure of what I should do.
I'm not sure of what i should do -- NIN
I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTY..
I'm not sure where we are...but we're making good time.
I'm not sure whether I should hug you or SLUG you!
I'm not sure.                       - Werner Heisenberg
I'm not talking to you for at least a weak, it's not good for me.
I'm not tardy, your clock is slow.
I'm not telling where my spots end! * Dax
I'm not tense, dammit!!!!
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T!!
I'm not that tasty.  I'm mostly gristle. -- Crow T. Robot
I'm not that youngin my mid 20's.. just about 25 years ago. <g>
I'm not the complaining type. - Klinger
I'm not the fastest programmer, but I'm the most carefull
I'm not the lowest rank on this ship. What about the mice? --Lister.
I'm not the lowest rank on this ship. What about the mice? --The Cat.
I'm not the man I thought I was, but then again, I may be more...
I'm not the moderator, but I play one on TV
I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt! - Q
I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt.
I'm not the one who misplace the Deltivid Asteroid Belt -- Q to Q2
I'm not the one who misplaced the Deltivid Asteroid Belt -Q to Q2
I'm not the one who misplaced the Deltivid asteriod belt!
I'm not the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid asteroid belt! -- Q
I'm not the original poster, but here are the tags I have:
I'm not the sort of person whose birthday people remember. -F. Burns
I'm not the world's greatest lover, but eigth place ain't bad.
I'm not thinking of what I'm thinking.
I'm not thinking what I'm thinking. - Sheridan
I'm not to keen on tackling giants, but anything's better than skiing.
I'm not too fat. They just don't make chairs the way they used to.
I'm not troubled by obscene thougths....I enjoy them!
I'm not trying to be hostile. . . It's just an attitude adjustment.
I'm not trying to be hostile... It's just an attitude adjustment.
I'm not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
I'm not ugly.  I'm just aesthetically challenged.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
I'm not unemployed, I'm indefinately leisured.
I'm not unemployed, I'm indefinitely leisured.
I'm not ungrammatical - I'm pedantically challenged
I'm not waving, you idiot!!  I'm drowning!!!!
I'm not wearing a toupee - Tom as Pernell Roberts
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11
I'm not wearing any underwear.  Film at 11.
I'm not wearing any underwear. Film at 11.
I'm not wearing pants - Crow as president
I'm not wearing undies - Crow as old man
I'm not white, I'm "ethnically challenged."
I'm not white, I'm just melanin disadvantaged.
I'm not worthless - I can always serve as a bad example!
I'm not worthless.  I can always serve as a bad example.
I'm not wrong! I'm misinformed!
I'm not young enough to be right all the time anymore
I'm not young enough to know everything
I'm not young enough to know everything.
I'm not young enough to know it ALL, like some people.
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive.  Am I?
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I?
I'm nothing if not imaginative -- Q
I'm now running a "re-engineered" 20 MHz SX!
I'm now the person I swore I'd never become.
I'm nuts. I should be out. - Klinger. Horse hockey! - Potter.
I'm objective; I object to everything.
I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'm of greater value to you every day, said Tom appreciatively.
I'm of one mind, said the Borg pensively.
I'm off for the racetrack, said Tom hoarsely.
I'm off to meet my doom, mom.  See you after school. - Calvin
I'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful....
I'm off to see the Wizard, the..
I'm off to see the Wizard.
I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft!  Anyone got a tribble I can use?
I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a Tribble?
I'm often disappointed in myself.. :) - Dire Wolf
I'm ok, it's the world that's screwed up.
I'm okay and you're okay. . . but I'm more okay than you
I'm okay-It's only a flesh wound. Get that file uploaded!
I'm old and I've had a long time to think about it...
I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to experiment.
I'm old. All I care about is Matlock!. - Grandpa Simpson
I'm old. Gimme gimme gimme!! - Grampa
I'm older than dirt, so I don't intend to celebrate it too much!
I'm on 10,000 twit lists and very proud of it.
I'm on a bombing run with my baby - Mike sings
I'm on a garlic diet.  I've lost 14 pounds and 25 friends.
I'm on a low-falutin' quest for sex and good french fries
I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails.
I'm on a new rotation diet - every time I turn around, I eat.
I'm on a new seafood diet. I eat all the food I see.
I'm on a roll now... or is it a slide?
I'm on a rotation diet.  Every time I turn around, I eat.
I'm on a seafood diet.  I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet: If I see food, I eat it.
I'm on a very big case right now. - Ace Ventura
I'm on decaffeinated prozac.
I'm on duty, Steven. - Richard Franklin
I'm on medication, and I know where you live.
I'm on my way to check-in at a Virtual Reality Motel!
I'm on that like white on rice.
I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology!
I'm on the Brute Squad. -- You *are* the Brute Squad!
I'm on the Brute Squad. No, you ARE the Brute Squad.
I'm on the Seafood Diet, I see food, I eat it.
I'm on the Seafood Diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!
I'm on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I'm on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk!
I'm on the crest of a slump.
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. 'Cause I'm hungry like the wolf!
I'm on the modem, so don't pick up the pho@#$(**&$NO CARRIER
I'm on the phon $%5@@%$@@)9y NO CARRIER
I'm on the see food diet. See food, eat it!
I'm on the see-food diet - see food, eat it!
I'm on the third week of a two day party
I'm on the trailing edge of technology.
I'm on the verge of dispair again - Tom
I'm on welfare, said Tom dolefully.
I'm one of the Four Horsemen, and I bring unholy death.
I'm one of the few mammals who can breathe under food.  Garfield
I'm one of those exceptions?
I'm one sad, ape-like dude. - Homer
I'm one with the Universe---on a scale from 1 to 10.
I'm one-of-a-kind.  (Just what kind, nobody is really sure.)
I'm one-of-a-kind. (Just what kind, nobody's really sure.)
I'm only HALF lemming - I wear a life preserver.
I'm only a Christian - I don't understand theologians!
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion.
I'm only a hypochondriac when I'm feeling sick.
I'm only as old as the man I'm feeling .
I'm only being good until my review
I'm only brave when I have to be.   Mafusa
I'm only brave when I have to be. - Mufasa
I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I'm only hanging on to watch you go down... my love --U2
I'm only happy when I worry about stuff.
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.
I'm only here for moral support... just ignore the gun.
I'm only here for the Beer...
I'm only here for the oxygen.
I'm only here for the salad bar
I'm only here for the salad bar.
I'm only human.  Garfield
I'm only on my first face lift... :) - TEC
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
I'm only sayin' this once: I'm dead! -- Elvis
I'm only sixteen! I'm too young to be freeze dried!
I'm only smokin' to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem. <R>
I'm only telling you this for your own good...
I'm only walking because I don't have my flying license yet, okay?
I'm open minded, but not so much that my brain falls out my ear!
I'm open, I'm open! - Ace Ventura
I'm opposed by the N.R.A. Bang! Bang! - Crow sings
I'm opposed to integration, Tom said deferentially.
I'm original! Just like Jack Butler.
I'm original! Just like Orville Bullitt.
I'm original! Just like Orville.
I'm out fighting the patriarchy; leave a message...
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want
I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
I'm out of it for a few days and the whole place goes to hell
I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur
I'm out of my mind at this time but go ahead and leave a message.
I'm out of my mind with you / In heaven and hell with you
I'm out of pineapple, said Tom dolefully.
I'm out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead!
I'm out of sick days; I think I'll call in dead.
I'm outraged!  - Ed Broadbent.  I'm outrageous!!! - Bob Rae.
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS.
I'm outta my head. O hurry or I may be dead.
I'm outta sick days I think I'll call in dead.
I'm packing it in - it depresses me.
I'm paranoid enough without YOUR help!
I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
I'm part Scotch -- and part water . . .
I'm part of the 57% that did not vote for Clinton & Clinton..
I'm part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
I'm patient with stupidity but not with those proud of it
I'm patient with stupidity but not with those proud of it.
I'm paying back karma at an accelerated rate--Ivanova.
I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate - Ivanova.
I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.  -Cmdr. Ivanova
I'm pecking you, baby. -- Rimmer
I'm pedalling as fast as I can.
I'm perfect by necessity, it isn't honest to be modest.
I'm perfectly sane - the aliens told me so.
I'm persistant and determined...just a redheaded trait.
I'm picking up a signal. - Ivanova
I'm picturing Naomi as Cruella de Whip in stilleto heels....
I'm pink therefore I'm Spam!
I'm pink therefore I'm spam.
I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
I'm pleased to disappoint you. <Ripley>
I'm pondering the meaning of existence - not mine, your's!
I'm positive I am almost ready to say definitely.
I'm positively enameled with this subject.
I'm posting too much, this can't be right.
I'm practicing assertiveness, is that okay?
I'm practicing assertiveness.  Do you think that's okay?
I'm practicing assertiveness. Is that OK with you?
I'm pregnant - Crow as weird guy
I'm pregnant - Mike as tough guy
I'm pregnant with Paul Anka's child - Tom as girl
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for life.
I'm prepared for all emergencies.  But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm prepared for anything, but is death anything?
I'm prepared for emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life
I'm prepared to take that risk! - The Cat
I'm prescribing a series of commercials - Dr. Servo
I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't change the future. huh huh huh
I'm pretty cool Orville, but I can't change the future. huh huh huh
I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future...
I'm pretty damn cranky, thank you! -- Boothby
I'm pretty good at basketball, said Tom, dribbling.
I'm pretty sure I can do it, I saw it in a cartoon once.
I'm pretty sure I'm a woman - Gypsy
I'm pretty sure that none of us are here.
I'm pro-life.  I believe everybody should get one.
I'm probably overlooking the obvious again
I'm proud to be an American, and something else as well!
I'm proud to be gay and I'm proud to be me.
I'm proud to have been a part of your moral decline.
I'm psychic, I know my e-mail is in here somewhere!
I'm pure as the driven slush.
I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.
I'm putting together a team now. --Garibaldi.
I'm queer, I'm here, and I'm not dropping carrier.
I'm quite a guy! - Dr. Forrester
I'm quite happy to be replaced.
I'm quite sure I saw this tagline in PODS!
I'm quoting from the World Book, Volume `H'. -- Crow T. Robot
I'm rakishly handsome - Mike
I'm rarely found in the majority - I don't like crowds.
I'm rated PG-34!!
I'm raven haired & bitter - Crow as evil viking girl
I'm reading about communism, said Tom readily.
I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog
I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog.
I'm ready for my mid-life crisis now
I'm ready to meet God. Whether God is ready to meet me is another thing.
I'm ready to meet God. Whether God's ready to meet me is another thing
I'm ready to meet my maker, but I doubt he's ready to meet me.
I'm ready to nail the shingles, said Tom ruefully. -John Foster
I'm ready to sign, Tom said pensively.
I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
I'm ready... Ready for the gridlock --U2
I'm ready... Ready for the laughing gas --U2
I'm real. I'm human, but I'm no ordinary man. --Jim Morrison
I'm really a (Tom) Servo-Cro(w)atian at heart. <bkg>
I'm really acting now - Tom Servo as bad actor
I'm really acting now - Tom as bad actor
I'm really bored.  Who do I know that I can sue?
I'm really bored. Got a chainsaw?
I'm really bored. Who do we know that we can sue?
I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, ok?
I'm really enjoying not talking to you. Let's not talk again real soon, OK?
I'm really getting the hang of this 'Lie Mode' now! - Kryten
I'm really mousey! - Crow as girl
I'm really not late, boss. I just took my break before coming in.
I'm really not sure if what you heard is not what I meant......
I'm really quite dull - Picard
I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank.. - Homer
I'm really sorry, Chief. - Maxwell Smart
I'm realy white & really straight! - Tom as geeky guy
I'm recovering from an overdose of reality.
I'm rededicating my garden as an example of zero growth.
I'm registered, are YOU?
I'm related to people I don't relate to -- Calvin
I'm related to people I don't relate to.  -- Calvin
I'm removing that dark stain on my soul - Dr. Forrester
I'm reopening the X-Files -   Skinner
I'm rereading the second Gospel, Tom remarked.
I'm resigning from the Academy. -- Wesley
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm riding the Blue Wave across cyberspace.....
I'm right 13.2% of the time.  Why worry about the other 85%?
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
I'm right 90% of the time--why quibble over the other 3%?
I'm right behind you--you make a great shield.
I'm rubber, you're glue, bounces off of me, sticks to you!
I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
I'm running OS/2, cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows
I'm running out of "clues" on this elusive family!
I'm running out of tagline materials!  Help!
I'm running out of time...
I'm running through your blood like a drug.    - Ratt
I'm safe now. Oh no! Teeth! - Dragonrider
I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'm saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers!
I'm saving my money. Someday it may be worth something.
I'm scared and I'm still making jokes! - Tom Servo
I'm scared of the darkthe government's in it.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm schizophrenic, What are you?
I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people
I'm schizophrenic. So am I.
I'm schnockered!  - Tom as alcoholic news lady
I'm searching for myself:  Have you seen me?
I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
I'm secretly naked under my clothes.
I'm secretly very interested in life.
I'm seeking the MASTER UNIVERSAL TAGLINE FILE <tm>. Have you seen it?
I'm seeking the MASTER UNIVERSAL TAGLINE FILE. Have you seen it?
I'm sending Guido over to pay you a short visit!
I'm sending him the same message. - Sheridan
I'm sending my cat out to work so I can BBS all day!
I'm sending my cats out to work so I can BBS all day!
I'm sending you my allowance - Crow writes to Adam West
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate - Troi
I'm sensing something, Captain, but I'm not exactly sure what it is.
I'm serious; it was a joke.
I'm seventeen and a half - Tom as punky teen
I'm sexy baby, so why don't you love me?
I'm shameless!
I'm sharpening my breasts - Crow as trampy girl
I'm shooting forward at the speed of 60 minutes per hour.
I'm short and witty, does that mean I could be a Tagline?
I'm sick & tired of you guys going over my head & down to Radar.-Henry
I'm sick of Elders. Am I covered under the health plan?
I'm sick of Hillary.  Am I covered under the health plan?
I'm sick of Hillary.  Does her health plan cover this?
I'm sick of Hillary.  Is this covered by the Health Plan?
I'm sick of being trodden on!  The Elder Gods say they ca
I'm sick of it! - Lister
I'm sick of liberals. Hillary, am I covered for that?
I'm sick of liberals...Hillary, am I covered for that?
I'm sick! I ought to be home in bed with a nurse.
I'm simply not a nice girl, she whispered tartly.
I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again....
I'm singing well these days, Tom intoned.
I'm sittin' on this barstool talkin' like a damn fool...
I'm sitting in a puddle - Mike
I'm skeptical, man. Not stupid. - Carl Robinson
I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them.
I'm sneaky! - Mike as midget skulks about
I'm so BAD!  I even steal my own s!!
I'm so ashamed. I wrote a tribble recipe.
I'm so ashamed. I wrote a tribble tagline.
I'm so bad that I vacation in Flint, Mich.
I'm so blue, cause I don't think Ken loves me -Crow sings
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss #AN#.
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss @FN@.
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss He .
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my boyfriend.
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband.
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my wife.
I'm so bored....Ah something read! Webster's Dictionary!!!
I'm so bored....Ah something to read! Webster's Dictionary!!!
I'm so bright I shine in the dark, Tom said radioactively.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
I'm so broke I can't pay attention
I'm so broke I'm thinking of starting my own government...
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention!
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Ottawa.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out. - Hawkeye
I'm so conservative I even press my socks...
I'm so cool you can store meat in me. - Zaphod Beeblebrox
I'm so crazy I'll try anything once!  What? Sword swallowing? NO way!!
I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! - Daffy
I'm so disorganized my keyboard isn't even alphabetized.
I'm so disorganized my keyboard isn't even in alphabetical order!
I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning.
I'm so dumb - Crow as girl wrestler
I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling. - The Cat
I'm so excited that we're talking about @SUBJECT@!!!
I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
I'm so fat that when I sing, it's over.
I'm so free of fault, nature rewarded me by making me perfect!
I'm so free of tan lines, f(x)=tan(x) is not asymptotic for me.
I'm so full I couldn't download another byte.
I'm so full, I could blow up, said Tom yeastily.
I'm so full, I don't think I could downlaod another byte.
I'm so full, I don't think I could download another byte.
I'm so gay I can't keep a straight face!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one- TEC
I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
I'm so glad to see you!  I've run out of people to torment
I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment.
I'm so glad you told me what I didn't want to hear.
I'm so happy to own a cat I could just throw up.  Jon
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis. - Zaphod
I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm so horny even the crack of dawn isn't safe!
I'm so horny, I get excited by the crack of dawn...
I'm so humble its almost immodest..
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable.
I'm so hungry I could eat the south bound end of a north bound polecat.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait!  Come back, Dobbin!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, Bullitt!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, Caplan..
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, Farley
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, Orville!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a...  wait!  Come back, Scheibe
I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)
I'm so in touch with my inner child that my condoms are made by Fisher-Pricer. 
I'm so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.
I'm so lonesome, I don't know what to do.
I'm so modest I pull the curtains before changing my mind
I'm so nervous, yesterday I got a fingernail transplant!
I'm so old I can *remember* when Truman was President.
I'm so old I fart dust.
I'm so old I remember when Elvis was alive the first time.
I'm so old that my Social Security number is 4.
I'm so old that my back goes out more than I do!
I'm so old, even my kids call me Gramps..
I'm so open minded my cortex just went condo!
I'm so open minded you can see my synapses sticking out!
I'm so parinoid, it scares the hell out of me to drop to DOS!
I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!
I'm so proud!  My cylinder graduated!
I'm so right wing I'm continued on the next wing.
I'm so sick of gingham I could scream - Dr. F as cowboy
I'm so thor I can hardly LISPth.
I'm so unlucky...even my artificial flower died.
I'm so well hung, I have a fiveskin.
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm solidly behind whichever side wins!
I'm some sort of legend. Go figure. - Tom
I'm somewhere between the age of consent and collapse.
I'm soooo cute when I do a number of things...
I'm sorry - All Taglines are busy now - Please hold.
I'm sorry - all taglines are busy now.  Please hold ...
I'm sorry - did I say that out loud?
I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma
I'm sorry - my karma ran over your dogma.
I'm sorry -- didn't I mention it was a Betazoid wedding?
I'm sorry -- my karma ran over your dogma.
I'm sorry @FN@, I can't see you Saturday. I'm expecting a headache.
I'm sorry @FN@, thank you for playing. Next contestant.
I'm sorry @FN@, you are not cleared for that information.
I'm sorry @N@, did you say something?
I'm sorry Captain I lost Mr. @Ls' transporter signal.
I'm sorry Captain I lost Mr. Orvilles' transporter signal.
I'm sorry Captain I lost Ms. Orvilles' transporter signal.
I'm sorry Captain, I lost Mr. Bullitts' transporter signal.
I'm sorry Captain, I lost Mr. Kutzler' transporter signal.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry I can't see you Saturday.  I'm expecting a headache.
I'm sorry I don't have my homework.  The cat puked on it.
I'm sorry I don't have my homework. The cat puked on the monitor.
I'm sorry I waited as long as I did to blow them straight to hell.
I'm sorry I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
I'm sorry Mr Moderator...HEY!...OW!...THAT HURTS!
I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic soon!
I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic, I promise
I'm sorry Mr. Moderator...HEY!...OW!...THAT HURTS!
I'm sorry Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send that in the mail.
I'm sorry Officer, I'm used to driving Windoze..
I'm sorry Orville Bullitt, did you say something?
I'm sorry Orville, did you say something?
I'm sorry Rick, did you say something?
I'm sorry Servo, but enough is enough - Mike
I'm sorry about that.  Just got a little over excited.
I'm sorry and thank you for playing.  Next contestant.
I'm sorry but I am *sure* there is no tagline for this subject!
I'm sorry but thank you for playing.
I'm sorry citizen, that information is not available.
I'm sorry for the dragon. Didn't know one would die of shame.
I'm sorry my Karma just stepped on your dogma.
I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma.
I'm sorry my kharma ran over your dogma.
I'm sorry our replicators do not do justice to Klingon Warnog. - Worf
I'm sorry sir, the cat's eaten it.
I'm sorry sir, the cat's eaten it. - Monty Python
I'm sorry sir, there must have been a microconverter malfunction!
I'm sorry to tell you daughter what yer mother never knew.
I'm sorry you must have mistaken me for someone who cares!
I'm sorry you've chosen to make this difficult for yourself, Mutie. -Jal
I'm sorry, Citizen. That information is not available at this time.
I'm sorry, Data. I can't do that. Love, Hal.
I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that.
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, Dave.  I can't do that.  I'm all out of Taglines
I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. I'm all out of Taglines
I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that.
I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, Ensign Wakko, you'll have to hold it until we get home.
I'm sorry, I can't "C" and I don't do Windows.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the facts would confuse you.
I'm sorry, I don't do Taglines....
I'm sorry, I got carried way, I'll be careful from now on!
I'm sorry, I thought I had entered an alternate universe or something
I'm sorry, I was thinking again - Crow as stupid girl
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
I'm sorry, James, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, John, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, Mr Moderator... HEY!... OW!... THAT HURTS!
I'm sorry, Mr. Barclay, you're not very convincing. - HoloDoc
I'm sorry, Mr. Kim, but you'll have to hold it until we get home.
I'm sorry, Mr. Moderator.  I'll go back on topic, I swear!
I'm sorry, Officer-I didn't know these freeways had no-smoking lanes.
I'm sorry, Orville, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, are the voices in my head bothering you?
I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
I'm sorry, but I disagree totally!
I'm sorry, but I disagree totaly!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
I'm sorry, but I'm not a psychiatrist, so I can't help you.
I'm sorry, but all questions MUST be submitted in writing.
I'm sorry, but all the Muses are busy right now. Please hold.
I'm sorry, but illiteracy doesn't allow use of the handicapped spaces.
I'm sorry, but my brain has developed a few bad sectors.
I'm sorry, but reality is not in service at this time...
I'm sorry, but the tagline you've requested is no longer in service.
I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
I'm sorry, for a moment I thought I had entered an alternate universe.
I'm sorry, loser. Uh, son - Mike
I'm sorry, my IQ's over 195. You wouldn't be interested.
I'm sorry, my karma ran over your dogma
I'm sorry, only integers are represented on Deiter's scale.
I'm sorry, reality is not in service at this time.
I'm sorry, that's not on the menu sir - Frank to Dr. F
I'm sorry, this tagline is not an apology!
I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?
I'm sorry, what does "Off-topic" mean?
I'm sorry, what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'?
I'm sorry, what's off-topic mean?
I'm sorry, when I lost my mind they gave me this twisted loaner.
I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
I'm sorry, you have reached the *negative* tagline echo.
I'm sorry.  All taglines are busy.  Please try again.
I'm sorry.  Did I say that out loud?
I'm sorry.  Did you say something?
I'm sorry.  I'm not allowed to argue any more.
I'm sorry.  Thank you for playing.  Next contestant.
I'm sorry.  Was I rambling again? -- The Doctor
I'm sorry. All taglines are busy. Please try again.
I'm sorry. I have no vices for you to exploit. - Tosk.
I'm sorry. I will not look in your direction - Data
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better. - Picard
I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.
I'm sorry. Was I rambling again?
I'm sorry. You have been temporarily disconnected!
I'm sorry. You're not cleared for that information.
I'm sorry. You're not cleared of your penalty, yet.
I'm sorry.. I'm rambling.. I'll stop... <G>  thanks for listening..
I'm sorry...were the voices in my head bothering you?
I'm sorry: I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
I'm sorry; were the voices in my head bothering you again?
I'm sorryWere the voices in my head bothering you?
I'm sort of what you call an "arm-chair" jogger.
I'm sory you had to see me like this
I'm speaking directly to your brain - Crow
I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
I'm spending next year dead, for tax purposes.
I'm spending the night with *Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute*.
I'm spontaneous! I just want to proofread it first!
I'm squishy! - Mike
I'm standing -  and I can't fall down!
I'm standing - and I can't fall down!
I'm standing here freezing...
I'm standing!   And I can't fall down!
I'm starting a War for Peace!
I'm starting a war for peace!
I'm staying at madame yushi's "Free clinic & whorehouse" cum on by
I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'm still Beta, but I'm getting better!
I'm still an atheist, thank God. - Luis Bunuel
I'm still big, it's the dinkies that got small - Tom Servo
I'm still here collecting Taglines, day and night.
I'm still in my child bearing years - Mike as wrestler
I'm still loving you, I need your love. I'm still loving you.
I'm still not making up my mind until all the evidence is heard.
I'm still out collecting `em, s*w*i*p*e, <*snarf*>, s*w*i*p*e!
I'm still out here collecting Taglines, day and night. <Gary Caplan>
I'm still searching for myself.
I'm still selling you to white slavery - Mike
I'm still testing life; not registered yet!
I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin - Tori Amos
I'm still the same old Dax, more or less. - Dax
I'm still using MS-DOS 5.0. 6.2 *eats* my old programs!
I'm still waiting for the Christians to turn the first cheek.
I'm still waiting for the Psychic Network to call ME...
I'm still waiting for the double thermal-pane version of Windows.
I'm stranded at the Shell station on the Data Superhighway.
I'm strangely unaffected by all this - Tom
I'm stretching out my mouth to let those big words come right out!
I'm strong enough to make it on my own.
I'm stubborn only when I don't get my own way.
I'm stuck in WINDOWS and I can't see out!
I'm stuck in my family tree & I can't get down!
I'm stuck in my family tree and I can't get down!
I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down.
I'm stuck in this dream, it's changing me, I am becoming - NIN
I'm studying the process of evolution.  It's taking a *long* time.
I'm studying to be a drunk driving instructor.  -SLR
I'm stumped and any help will be greatly appreciated.
I'm stupid. Yes indeed, I'm stupid - Crow sings as teen
I'm submissive, not stupid...
I'm suffering from Dunlap's disease: My stomach Dunlaps over my belt.
I'm suffering from HWS - Hockey Withdrawl Syndrome
I'm suffering from severe brain decay....what's your excuse?
I'm supposed to be a cello player -- O'Brien
I'm supposed to be some kind of freaking wizard! - Tom
I'm supposed to feel something, but I don't - Crow
I'm sure I did, just have a brain like a.. that leaky thing for pasta?
I'm sure it can all be explained. - Father Mulcahy
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's NOT!!
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's.
I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere...
I'm sure others can provide more. MPO.
I'm sure that I'm confused about being sure..
I'm sure that it's clearly explained in the DSZ .DOC ...
I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension Q -- Beverly
I'm sure the Minbari will get worse. -Twolan-
I'm sure the Wizard can help you get a brain, Bill!
I'm sure there are more stories than these two out there...
I'm sure this is all clearly explained in DSZ.DOC..
I'm sure this is all clearly explained in the DOCs..
I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.- J. Wayne
I'm sure we can talk things out like uncivilized people.
I'm sure you'll find his fee reasonable. - Aahz
I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to get away from you. --Q
I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you.
I'm surprised that lawyers don't advertise on hospital ceilings.
I'm surprised that your skull doesn't implode from the vacuum.
I'm surprised there aren't more solipsists!
I'm surprised!  I thought you had more Vision!
I'm surrounded by idiots - Scar
I'm surrounded by idiots!
I'm swapping Snow for BUGS!!!
I'm sweatin' BBs! - Tom
I'm taking French because my girlfriend likes cunning linguists.
I'm taking it off the top shelf, said Tom high handedly.
I'm taking last week back to the store, I won't even ask for a refund
I'm taking last week back to the store; I want a refund!
I'm taking my TomCat and cruising.
I'm taking one from the top shelf, Tom said highhandedly
I'm taking one from the top shelf," Tom said highhandedly
I'm taking one from the top shelf," he said highhandedly
I'm taking over this hotel, said Tom inappropriately.
I'm taking small doses of reality to build up immunity.
I'm taking the Fifth!- Cito Emendationem Quintam!
I'm taking the express handbasket to hell.
I'm taking the prisoner downstairs, Tom said condescendingly.
I'm taking the prisoner downstairs, he said condescendingly.
I'm taking you off everything except food for thought!
I'm taking your tagline, said Tom with a steely grin.
I'm talking. Your killing time between thoughts.
I'm talky Tina and... SHUT UP!
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'm tearing my hair out over this problem, said Tom distressingly.
I'm telling you -- You will be terrific -- Beverly
I'm telling you, there's been some kind of mistake. --Franklin.
I'm telling you, they are EVERYWHERE!
I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid @FN@'s just a mirage.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage. 
I'm testing this boomerang, said Tom triflingly.
I'm that tear in your hand - Tori Amos
I'm the 5'th reincarnation of the Cat Curiosity killed...
I'm the CAA-AAT! - Ren Hoek
I'm the Canadian one...
I'm the Devil, God of Hellfire & all - Tom as stern cop
I'm the Doctor... gotta love me! - Bashir
I'm the Dream Warrior! - Tom Servo
I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it? - Dot
I'm the Kitten with the whip - Cat in Hexfield Viewscreen
I'm the Militia and I didn't bomb anyone.
I'm the N.R.A. - Mike as punk with gun
I'm the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
I'm the NRA, militia, a voter, and pissed off!
I'm the NRA, militia, a voter, and pissed off.
I'm the Voodoo Child - Hendrix
I'm the `Barkis is willing' type...........
I'm the atomic powered robot, please give my best wishes to EVERYbody!
I'm the boss.  My cat said so!!
I'm the butcher's helper, said Tom cuttingly.
I'm the creature that goes bump in the night.
I'm the crime bill. Bang! Bang! - Crow sings
I'm the easily ignored guy. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
I'm the escaped convict & you're the warden's wife! - Tom
I'm the fellow you slept on last night.   Clark Gable
I'm the garbage officer. - Frank. We all know that. - Col. Potter
I'm the god! I'M THE GOD! - TV's Frank
I'm the government! I'm the government! - Mike sings
I'm the government. I'm the reason nothing works - Mike
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the guy your sister warned her boyfriend about.
I'm the gypsy in your pocket, I'm the horseman in your dreams.
I'm the kind of guy your mother warned you about!
I'm the leader, which way did they go?
I'm the little number with the nightie and the whip?
I'm the little sap in my family tree.
I'm the narrator. I was just on break - Mike on silence
I'm the new # 2 of Borg. Which side runs the Village is irrelevant.
I'm the new Number 2 of Borg. Number 1's identity is irrelevant.
I'm the new Number 2 of Borg. We want ASSIM-I-LATION!
I'm the normal one, everybody ELSE is weird
I'm the normal one, everybody ELSE is weird.
I'm the one thats gotta die when its time for me - Hendrix
I'm the one who's paranoid, remember? - Carl Robinson
I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with this big f*cking hole - NIN
I'm the one without a soul. I'm the one with this big f'ing hole-NIN
I'm the one without the soul, I'm the one with this big fukin hole
I'm the one your mom was AFRAID to warn you about.
I'm the one your mother warned you about!
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm the only one who'll walk across the fire for you.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
I'm the person your mother warned you about...
I'm the reason Hogan's got no hair. - Roddy Piper
I'm the tagline she always overlooks. Please excuse the dust.
I'm the teensiest bit busy, Tom! - Crow
I'm the walking dead. What would I have to talk about?
I'm their leader, which way did they go?
I'm thinking about a figure between 7 and 9, said Tom considerately.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million.  Guess it
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million. Guess it.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million.
I'm thinking of giving up the nympho life...
I'm thinking of going metric...I'll start with 9mm...
I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
I'm thirsty but, my TAB has a CAPS LOCK.
I'm through with 'puters fore- hey a new prg. Gimme the checkbook!
I'm tied to the bed!    So what do I do now?
I'm tiny, I'm toony, and I'm a little looney!
I'm tired of Grey Poupon. You got any other colors?
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
I'm tired of being a sex symbol!
I'm tired of being a sex symbol! NOT!
I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette. Picard
I'm tired of reality Where do I check out?
I'm tired of reality.  I'm going to read taglines.
I'm tired of sexist BBSes!  I want a FEMAIL door!
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm tired of walking through this war with wet hair. - Nurse Murphy
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout...but, GO HABS GO!
I'm tired of your psychology to bring me to my bended knee...
I'm tired. Answer my messages for me.
I'm to sexy for the Borg - J. L. Picard
I'm to sexy for the Borg... - J. L. Picard
I'm to sexy for the Borg... --Picard.
I'm to sexy for the Borg...--J. L. Picard.
I'm to sexy for the Borg...--Picard.
I'm to sexy for this BBS, to sexy for this...NO CARRIER
I'm too Sexy for my Bar, Too Sexy for my Bar! - Quark
I'm too Sexy for my Beard, Too Sexy for my Beard! - Riker
I'm too Sexy for my Bucket, Too Sexy for my Bucket! - Odo
I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
I'm too Sexy for my Earrings, Too Sexy for my Earrings! - Ro
I'm too Sexy for my Ears, Too Sexy for my Ears! - Quark
I'm too Sexy for my Eyes, Too Sexy for my Eyes! - LaForge
I'm too Sexy for my Hair, Too sexy for my Hair! - Picard
I'm too Sexy for my Hat, Too sexy for my Hat! - Guinan
I'm too Sexy for my Head, Too Sexy for my Head! - Worf
I'm too Sexy for my Host, Too Sexy for my Host! - Dax
I'm too Sexy for my Mind, Too Sexy for my Mind! - Wesley
I'm too Sexy for my Outfits, Too Sexy for my Outfits! - Troi
I'm too Sexy for my Rank, Too Sexy for my Rank! - O'Brien
I'm too Sexy for my Visor, Too Sexy for my Visor! - LaForge
I'm too busy studying for the elections.
I'm too busy to get organized.
I'm too busy to have time for anything important.
I'm too busy to waste time leaving a tagline.
I'm too busy trying to catch the Ether Bunny.
I'm too busy with my BBS addicts support group.
I'm too dreamy to remember groceries- Tom Servo
I'm too far from California, my super powers are fading...
I'm too flabby! - Rimmer Yes, fight that flab! - Lister
I'm too frail & sensitive for this - Crow
I'm too frightened to be scared. - Hawkeye
I'm too kinky to discuss.
I'm too lazy to make up a tagline.
I'm too lethargic to work at Pep Boys.
I'm too old a cat to be seduced by kittens.
I'm too old and incontinent - oops - incompetent!
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm too old for baby toys. What's in it for me?
I'm too old for that stuff.
I'm too old for this sh*t! <Murtagh>
I'm too old to die young.
I'm too old to run wild.  Now I just walk wild.
I'm too poor to afford even being broke!
I'm too sexy for meiosis.
I'm too sexy for my Captain. --Beverly Crusher.
I'm too sexy for my board. Right. Said Dead Ed.
I'm too sexy for my chrome dome. - Right Said Picard.
I'm too sexy for my ears. - Right Said Spock.
I'm too sexy for my head - Worf
I'm too sexy for my head! -- Worf
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy fo#&w^$%& - NO CARRIE
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy fo#l&w^$%&?-  NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy for my modem (boom boom boom boom)
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy for my modem(boom boom boom boo
I'm too sexy for my motherboard.
I'm too sexy for my own damn self. - Right Said Pulaski.
I'm too sexy for my slug. - Jadzia Dax
I'm too sexy for my tagline.......
I'm too sexy for my wrist!
I'm too sexy for myself.
I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg -Jean-Luc Picard
I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this ECHO, too sexy*!@#$%* NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this Tagline.
I'm too sexy for this class.
I'm too sexy for this conference!
I'm too sexy for this conference...tooo sexxxxy for this confo...
I'm too sexy for this echo, too sexy for this echo.....
I'm too sexy for this echo...#$%&*^&NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this party.
I'm too sexy for this show. - Right Said Tasha.
I'm too sexy to have hair.
I'm too sexy to read the docs.
I'm too sexy to read the docs....
I'm too sexy! You know what I mean!
I'm too simple to have a complex  So I have a simplex.
I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex.
I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything
I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything...
I'm too smart to let my intelligence go to my head.
I'm too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
I'm too upset to even swear
I'm too weak. I need a hand to hold - Dr. Forrester
I'm too young and unblemished to think any other sort of thought. -Jal
I'm top dog in my house and I have the leash to prove it.
I'm torn between Zen and I'm alright Jack.
I'm totally relaxed - Tom
I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm touched Now hurry up and bury it before it stinks!
I'm touching the feminine side of myself; it feels pretty good.
I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'm transporting napalm to my aunt's house - Crow
I'm trapped by your love and chained by your sighs.
I'm trapped inside a chocolate factory--DON'T send help!
I'm tri-sexual -- I'll try anything sexual.
I'm tring to help my in-laws.
I'm tripping--and I can't get up!
I'm try'n to protect what I keep inside..
I'm try-sexual.  I'll try anything once.
I'm trying to apologize, you dumb noodleloaf - Calvin
I'm trying to be less popular.
I'm trying to blow my shoes off - Calvin
I'm trying to climb my family tree, but I'm stuck on this one branch.
I'm trying to find my wife's good side...still circling. .
I'm trying to find myself.  Anybody see me lately?
I'm trying to find myself.  Anyone seen me lately?
I'm trying to find myself.  Has anyone seen me lately?
I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
I'm trying to find that out right now. - Odo
I'm trying to finish it before I go stark raving bonkers.
I'm trying to get her on line. She's interested.
I'm trying to get some air circulating, said Tom fanatically
I'm trying to hang on.
I'm trying to kill you with a minimum of fuss. Cooperate, Orville!
I'm trying to make a very careful random choice.
I'm trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly.
I'm trying to memorize your face.   Robert Montgomery
I'm trying to score here, ok? - Mike as dorky guy
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. (SHIT!)
I'm trying to see things from your point of view.
I'm trying to swallow first.  - Taltos
I'm trying to take a close-up picture of the horizon.
I'm trying to think of a good one!
I'm trying to think of a good one!!!!
I'm trying to watch a fine piece of cinema, here - Tom
I'm trying... I'm trying... (scheesh... mortals!)
I'm turning you in to the SPCA!
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'm unemployed.  Afraid to steal and too proud to run for Congress.
I'm unready whenever you are.
I'm unsafe at any speed.
I'm up to my ASCII in files
I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'm upping my standards, so **UP YOURS!**
I'm useless, finito, a spare sock in the hamper of life! - DarkWing
I'm user friendly, I don't byte - I snap.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I snap.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte, I nybble.
I'm user friendly...I don't Byte I just Nybble.
I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators).
I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus moderaters)
I'm using tomorrow's dollars to buy yesterday's technology!
I'm usually awake near the end of the day
I'm usually awake near the end of the day.
I'm usually awake near the end of the week.
I'm very disappointed in you, Gryph. :) - Dire Wolf
I'm very efficient at work.  I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 years.
I'm very efficient at work. I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 yrs.
I'm very flexible: I can put both feet in my mouth.
I'm very good at eating.  Can you tell me where they need eaters?
I'm very good at misquoting.  Just give me a chance.  PLEASE!
I'm very humble...   AIN'T I GREAT?
I'm very popular with women, said Don wanly.
I'm very proud about stopping myself before being tagged.
I'm very selective about the reality I accept.
I'm very, very good at being very, very bad.
I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES.  Right On!
I'm waiting for 20Mb FLOPPIES!
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm waiting for a huge Federation build up in ships and officers.
I'm waiting for ignition, I'm looking for a spark.
I'm waiting for my ship to come in.
I'm waiting for the '96 White House eviction notice!
I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.
I'm waiting for the O/S2 version of Windows!
I'm waiting for the flashbacks they promised!
I'm waiting for the notebook to come out in paperback.
I'm waiting patiently to see what time will do to me.
I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'm walking away a winner, walking away from a losing game.
I'm walking away a winner, walking back into my life.
I'm warm...willing..and waiting.. so wot's keeping you
I'm warning you!  One step closer and I'll drop carrier!
I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll drop carrier!
I'm warning you, you're looking at a desperate flamingo. - Hawkeye
I'm watching my drinking.  When I go to a bar I take a mirror.
I'm watching my drinking. I only go to bars with mirrors.
I'm watching over you. Now, PROCREATE! - Joel as God
I'm wearing black-lace panties.
I'm wearing boxer shorts & I know how to use them.
I'm wearing boxer shorts ... and I know how to use them.
I'm wearing my apron & nothing else! - Mike
I'm wearing my best tuxedo.  Got bomber escort tonight..
I'm wearing my strip of bacon today - Crow
I'm wearing my wedding ring, said Tom with abandon.
I'm weeth stupeed ---> - Epitath on Ren Hoek's tombstone.
I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
I'm weird, but around here that's barely noticeable.
I'm weird, too, that makes two of us.
I'm weird. But Nebulously nudging toward truly bizarre!
I'm weird. But Nebuously nudging toward truly bizzare!
I'm weird...but around here it's barely noticeable.
I'm well preserved. - Annie Devlin
I'm where? "In the echo." What do you want? "Taglines..."
I'm whispering back!
I'm wicked and I just don't care .....
I'm with Starfleet.  We don't lie.  (Wesley Crusher)
I'm wizzin' with the door open, and I love it! - Homer Simpson
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!     Weeble
I'm wondering what your head would look like on a stick.
I'm working on anti-viral condoms for diskettes.
I'm working on my 2nd $1,000,000.  Gave up on the 1st.
I'm working on my 2nd $million Gave up on the 1st.
I'm working on my 2nd $million...  Gave up on the 1st.
I'm working on my 2nd $million... gave up on the first!
I'm working on my next broken heart.
I'm working on my second $1,000,000.  Gave up on the first.
I'm working on my second million Gave up on the first
I'm working on my second million dollars... I gave up on the first.
I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'm worse than a ham - a ham can be cured!
I'm writing a batch file that will make all my messages be on topic.
I'm writing a book about my family - I have all the page numbers done!
I'm writing a book.  I've got the page numbers done.
I'm writing a book.  So far I have the page numbers done.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - s.w.
I'm writing a book. Sofar I have the page numbers done.
I'm writing a book; got the page numbers done...
I'm writing a novel; I've got the page numbers done...
I'm writing a phone book. May I have your number?
I'm writing a telephone book.  May I have your number?
I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number, @FN@?
I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
I'm writing about the rebels in Nicaragua, said Tom controversially.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography of myself.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - S.W.
I'm writing and unauthorized auto-biography.
I'm you're boyfriend now, lalala! - Crow as sea monster
I'm young man living in an old building.
I'm younger than most people my age.
I'm your No. 1 fan. You're lucky I found you.
I'm your average, ordinary, every day girl. NOT!
I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! --Freddy Krueger.
I'm your captain now. - Riker
I'm your next door neighbour. Could I borrow a cup of recipes?
I'm your next door neighbour. Could I borrow a cup of taglines?
I'm! Too Sexy For My Car! Too Sexy For My Car! Too Sexy For My Car!
I'm! Too Sexy For My Job! Too sexy For My Job! Too Sexy For My Job!
I'm! Too Sexy For This Shirt! Too Sexy For This Shirt!
I'm, drinking my baby away.
I'm... DOING LAUNDRY !
I'm.....shrinking.
I'm...HUSKY! - Tom as fat guy fights
I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my.
I'net id: PATRICK-WHITTICK-18/417+aIUP%Ford@mcimail.com
I't   iS% #hArD     T@&o tYPe   )+wItH C&*ar&*Pal &% tUnNeL&)+ sYNdrOMe# !
I't  iS% #hArD  T@&o tYPe )+wItH C&*ar&*Pal &% tUnNeL&)+ sYNdrOMe#!
I've "adopted" so many taglines -  mostly yours... :-
I've Fallen and I can't Reach my Beer!
I've Forgotten MY EZ Password! (*^()*^_ *^(@
I've GOT it together.  You should have seen it APART!
I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!
I've Got It: Its Fresh-Its Sassy-Its Free-Its Me! - Crow
I've Penetrated and Defiled your Timbits box - Mutant Raccoon
I've a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker
I've achieved Fidonet immortality. I can die happy now. (g) H.Sullivan
I've achieved Fidonet immortality. I can die happy now. --H. Sullivan.
I've achieved Fidonet immortality.. I can die happy now.
I've added WIN*.* to my virus scanning software's list.
I've added some special modifications myself.
I've adopted so many taglines, I have no idea how I'll feed them all.
I've allies in Heaven, Jack, I've comrades in Hell...
I've already done that sir... He knows everything.
I've already got a female to worry about.  Her name is the Enterprise.
I've already got a female to worry about.  Her name's the Enterprise.
I've already had X-rays, said Tom roentgenographically.
I've already made arrangements to take off from work Saturday.
I've already removed all my vile flesh - Dr. Forrester
I've already told you more than I know.
I've already told you more than I remember.
I've already told you once.
I've already warned Gryph about such optimism in my presence... - MR
I've always been a man of the world.   Clifton Webb
I've always been crazy, but it keeps me sane.
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from goin' insane!!
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
I've always been intrigued by women named BJ. - Fox Mulder
I've always been warped, but now my computer is too.
I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I've always found juice in the head to be a turn on -Tom
I've always found that life is highly overrated. - Mutant Raccoon
I've always had a hard time.
I've always known that the mirror never lies.
I've always known that the mirror never lies. - Qyr
I've always looked up to girls in mini-skirts..
I've always loved you Johnny  - Tom as governer to aid
I've always told stories, but it used to get me spanked.
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've always wanted to play to a captive audience. --Uhura.
I've always wanted to read,... <thoughtful pause> ... a book.
I've always wanted to read... <thoughtful pause< ... a book.
I've always wondered why the MODERATOR echo needs moderating.
I've appeared before all the judges of this state. Often as a lawyer!
I've asked Joel to raise my sarcasm sequencer. -- Tom Servo
I've asked King Vitamin to join us - Tom
I've basically been in the shower since Tuesday - Dr. F
I've beamed down, and I can't get up!
I've beamed down......AND I CAN'T BEAM UP!!
I've become accustomed to being treated like a hypospray. - HoloDoc
I've been Fido-immortalized, my messages turned into taglines.-Myra Fox
I've been Trekkin' since 1966!
I've been a bit of an ogre myself.. Yes you have.
I've been a husband and a wife and I know that look from both sides.
I've been a moron for half my life, and hate the hours... - MR
I've been as busy as a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
I've been back to Morpeth but the answer sure ain't there ...
I've been called many things in my time, but rarely sir and mister.
I've been cheating and I *still* can't win!
I've been cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I've been dead before. - Spock ST VI
I've been dead before. -- Cpt. Spock
I've been dead before. --Spock.
I've been flying past the houses, farms, and fields.
I've been having an incontinence problem, Tom gushed.
I've been having trouble with DOS... DOS damn kids next door!
I've been having trouble with DOSDOS damn kids next d
I've been hearing about it.  Wondering where you heard about it too.
I've been here in DOOM a mite too long, eh, Colonel Butler?
I've been jailed, impaled and dragged through the world.
I've been killed by an action figure! - Tom
I've been living on the wrong side of Memphis.
I've been locked inside your heartshaped box for a week  - Kurt Cobain
I've been lonely for you--night after night in my little sanitarium.
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets.
I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time. - Greedo
I've been lurking around, you know...:) - TEC
I've been machine-gunned, handgunned, hijacked, left for dead...
I've been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan - Frank
I've been nibbling on Delavian chocolates all morning. --Garak.
I've been on a calender, but never on time. - Marilyn Monroe
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
I've been on the BBS  __H_O_W__  long????
I've been programmed with everything but a pleasant bedside manner.-Pi
I've been programmed with everything but a pleasent bedside manner.-Pi
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in - Tori Amos
I've been recording my life in pastels - Crow
I've been retired so long I can't adjust to the hours!
I've been rich and I've been poor; rich is better. - Sophie Tucker
I've been rich and I've been poor; rich is better. - Will Rogers
I've been saying that for years * Fox Mulder * X-Files
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I've been seduced by the Chocolate Side of the Farce.
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
I've been shot twice - Mike as bread man
I've been slipping obscene prescrips into the nurses' tent.-Hawkeye
I've been sticking pins in my Frank Burns doll all year. - Hawkeye
I've been taxed, run over, and taxed again by Clinton.
I've been thinking, but it's an accident I swear!
I've been through hell and back again.
I've been to Hell and back again, I spell it, I spell it DMV...
I've been to hell and back and I have the bus ticket to prove it!
I've been to the Abyss.  NOT a fun place"  - Tasslehoff
I've been to the mountain top & I have dug it baby - Crow
I've been trying so long my fingers have letters on them.
I've been trying to get down to the heart of the matter..
I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly. -- Worf
I've been typing so long my fingers have letters on them.
I've been used by the best, abused by the rest.
I've been using this unregistered version of reality for 35 years!
I've been vaccinated against rabies.  *snarl*
I've been waiting all my life to f*ck up like this.
I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan.We meet again - D.Vader
I've been waiting for you, #TN#. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you, @LN@. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you, Bullitt.  The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you, Greene. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan.  We meet again, at last. - Vader
I've been waiting for you, Orville. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my pier sank.
I've been walking under rainbows too long to tell.
I've been watching TONS of hockey lately - yeah, on Sega Genesis.
I've been working out like a dog...a couple of leg lifts, then a nap.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life--I've won
I've better things to waste disk space on than Windows
I've brought back the lorry I borrowed, said Tom truculently.
I've called in sick so many times today I'll call in dead!
I've callen and I can't hang up
I've ceased being able to tell whether you people are kidding or not.
I've changed my mind, Hobbes.  People are scum. - Calvin
I've changed my mind, Orville. People are scum.
I've changed my mind. People ARE scum.
I've changed my name to Al, said Hal, exasperated.
I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
I've come for my haircut and bloodletting.
I've come so far & remembered so little.
I've come to answer your prayers. - Lestat
I've come to chew bubble gum and kick #$%. I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick #$% & chew bubble gum. I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick #$% and chew bubble gum-I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick *ss & chew bubble gum. I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum! I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum.  I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kick ass or chew bubble gum. I'm all out of bubble gum.
I've come to kill you Quark. -- Fallad Kott
I've come to look for America. -P. Simon
I've commited adultery in my heart many times.
I've committed adultery in my heart many times
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volumes.
I've crashed and I can't boot up!
I've cut my drinking in half...no more chasers!
I've decided to be leanient. 400 days detention. - Principal Skinner
I've decided to become an undecided voter in this campaign.
I've decided to grow a beard, mom - Calvin
I've decided to stop caring about things - Calvin
I've designed the world's most adorable pet! - Dr. F
I've determined it's a safe - Mike
I've dialed and I can't hang up!
I've discovered a new religion:  believing in myself.
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk -- Khan
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk.   -Kahn
I've done more than talk to her on the phone, said Tom metaphysically.
I've done this operation on hundreds of people...God rest their souls.
I've done you before, haven't I?
I've drawn more blood in my time than Dracula on a blind date.-Hawk
I've dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen.
I've eaten so much seafood, my stomach rises and falls with the tide.
I've enjoyed as much of this as I can stand
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
I've erased the fine line between sanity and insanity!
I've even done it in the dark..!
I've failed, haven't I. --Kryten.
I've fallen AND I CAN'T GET UP!
I've fallen and I can't beam up.
I've fallen and I can't get down!  (James Brown)
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen and I can't reach my keyboard!
I've fallen and I canna get up!
I've fallen and I canna reach me scotch! -- Scotty in RELICS II!
I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
I've fallen and can't get my Pangalactic Gargleblaster.
I've fallen but the stupid button doesn't WORK!
I've fallen down and can't reach my beer!
I've fallen in love but can't remember her name
I've fallen in love with the idea of living. - Shirley Valentine
I've fallen into this weird dream and can't wake up.
I've fallen out and I can't get in!
I've fallen to my death, and I can't get up!
I've fallen!  And I can't reach my beer!
I've fallen! And I can't reach my BEER!
I've fallen! And I don't care!
I've fallen, And I can't reach my beer!
I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch!
I've fallen... AND I CAN'T GET UP!
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've fallen... but I'll be back... Arnold Schwarzeneger
I've fallen...and I can't reach my beer!
I've fallen...but I'll be back. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I've fallen...but I'll be back...Arnold Schwarzenegger
I've fallenAND I CAN'T GET UP!
I've finally got it all together. Now, where did I put it?
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ...
I've finally won the Academy Award, said Henry fondly.
I've formatted and I can't boot up!
I've found a great way to start the day - I go straight back to bed!
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors.  A gun.
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
I've gained thirty pounds, said Tom heavily.
I've given up reading books. It takes my mind off myself.
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
I've given you a home in my heart. Now pay the rent!
I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. - Khan
I've gone "down under" quite often, thats why I still have a girl.
I've gone along with your idea; posted the Bobbitt Taglines to ALL.
I've gone along with your suggestion; posted Bobbitt Taglines to ALL.
I've gone crazy, my kids drove me there.
I've gone crazy. @FN@ drove me there.
I've gone crazy. My kid drove me there.
I've gone with your suggestion and posted the Bobbitt Taglines to ALL.
I've got 1 Frigate1 Sloop2 Brigs5 Gunboats--but NO CARRIER
I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime.
I've got 20/20 hindsight.
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Doom?
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've got 256K of RAM. Why can't I run Windows?
I've got 256Mb of RAM, so why can't I run Windows?
I've got Crow T. Robot eyes
I've got Deja Vu.  Does my TARDIS use has something to do with it?
I've got PMS and a handgun . . . any questions?
I've got Parkinson's disease.  And he's got mine.
I've got Taglines to write, messages to read.
I've got a 14.4 modem and now my messages get lost even faster!
I've got a 486DX-33...I've got a 486DX-33...I've got a...
I've got a BEER attitude ...
I've got a BEER attitude!
I've got a BIG magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.
I've got a PC, TWTOTB & SITYS, and I'm a member of LENS. Any questions?
I've got a Pentium, so I can play Minefield faster.
I've got a Spandex imagination & a double knit reality!!
I've got a bad cold, Tom said infectiously.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got a bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I've got a bad feeling about this...
I've got a bad feeling, Han. Get your hand off my monkey, Luke. huh
I've got a bad felling about this!  Han Solo/Princess Leia/Luke S.
I've got a better idea: I'll go. - Sheridan
I've got a big crack in my butt.  -Butthead
I've got a big, dirty secret - Crow, coyly as girl
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like - Pink Floyd
I've got a bowling ball in my stomach.
I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
I've got a computer... I don't NEED a life!
I've got a degree from the School of Hard Knocks!
I've got a desert in my mouth.
I've got a dog, his name is Fido, and he echoes all my mail...
I've got a dog, his name is Fido, and he echos all my mail...
I've got a drawerful of smiles.-Potter So that's your secret.-Hawk
I've got a drinking problem - two hands and only one mouth
I've got a feeling everything is going to be alright!
I've got a few...
I've got a good frame of mind, but my picture is blank!!
I've got a good knock knock joke ...you start....
I've got a good memory. It's just short!
I've got a home in glory land that outshines the sun...
I've got a hunch it's going to get hot down the road.
I've got a life ... I read _COMPUTER LIFE_ Magazine.
I've got a life ... It's in four Taglines Conferences!
I've got a life I read _COMPUTER LIFE_ Magazine.
I've got a life It's in four Taglines Conferences!
I've got a life!  It's just the wrong one!
I've got a life! C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE See??
I've got a little black book with my poems in.
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose  Pooh
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose-Winnie The Pooh
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. --Pooh.
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. --Winnie The Pooh.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts--Zazu
I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.
I've got a match--your embrace and my collapse.
I've got a mind for business and a body built for sin!!
I've got a mind like a a what's that thing called?
I've got a mind like a steel sieve! - Mike McMullin
I've got a mind like a steel trap: things wander in and get mangled.
I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?
I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
I've got a mind like a... like a... what's that thing called?
I've got a momma, too!  But she ain't like *THIS* momma!
I've got a new game, mumbled Peg.
I've got a new hobby! Geology! My next project includes Sharon Stone...
I've got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!
I've got a rocket in my pocket and ants in my pants!
I've got a shotgun and contacts in the FBI-- Jack Butler
I've got a swell idea -- let's put on a show!
I've got a swell idea... let's put on a show!
I've got a towel if you need it.-Wakko or Ford Prefect?
I've got a very bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I've got about 10 of them, Here ya go:
I've got all his marbles. - Dr. McCoy
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
I've got all the work I can handle, said the doctor patiently.
I've got all this emotional baggage and no claim check
I've got all this emotional baggage and no claim check.
I've got an Invisible Touch...whatever the hell that is.
I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility
I've got an egg and some M&M's. Does anyone want breakfast?
I've got an oily Cuba Zone - Crow
I've got another @#$%*! insect in my pants, said Tom adamantly.
I've got beachfront property in Arizona
I've got better things to do..straighten my stereo wires!
I've got duct tape, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I've got electric light and I've got second sight.. - Pink Floyd
I've got enough money to last me a lifetime, unless I buy something.
I've got enough money to last me a lifetime...If I die tomorrow!
I've got every episode listed - what do you mean, 'Get a life'?
I've got five thousand years of history, I was there. - Methos
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge!
I've got friends in Tok Alaska.
I've got friends in low places....so I bend down to pet 'em...
I've got heartburn that would light up the city of Toledo.-Trapper
I've got it through my head, I just can't break it to my heart.
I've got it!  I'm just not sure what it is...
I've got it!  I've got it!  Now, for the cure...
I've got life in me, Big Daddy - Tom
I've got morals - I just don't know where they are.
I've got morals, I just keep misplacing them.
I've got morals.  I just don't know where they are.
I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
I've got my armour on. So give it to me!
I've got pictures of every one of 'em that lived. - Mitchell
I've got places to go - @FN@ to annoy.
I've got places to go - people to annoy.
I've got places to go People to annoy.
I've got places to go and people to annoy  :).
I've got places to go and people to annoy.
I've got places to go, people to dissect. - Natalie Lambert
I've got places to go... People to annoy.
I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.  -Calvin
I've got plenty of common sense.  I just choose to ignore it.
I've got plenty of java and Chesterfield Kings...
I've got plenty of natural protrubrances with which to whack people. -MR
I've got sand in my food, said Tom grittily.
I've got so much gall I need a bladder to keep it in.
I've got some Dynamite and I know how to use it!
I've got something better than chocolate.
I've got something to say you know, but nothing comes.
I've got ten pairs of training shoes, one for every day of the week.
I've got the 6 gimmie your 9!
I've got the Honky Tonk blues...
I've got the buns. Dot, Animaniacs
I've got the colors of everything new - Course of Empire
I've got the heart of a Liberal!  Wanna see it?
I've got the key to success. Of course, I'm cess.
I've got the most boring dad in the world - Calvin
I've got the only uniform that zips in front. * Beverly
I've got the pot of gold, but what I wanted was a rainbow
I've got the pot of gold.    I wanted the rainbow.
I've got the power.
I've got the power..I've got the magic.. -Triumph
I've got the questions.... Hope you have the answers!
I've got this funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore.
I've got this problem. I wanna be a lawyer but I wanna go to Heaven.
I've got those four pesky little ounces hanging on since Christmas.
I've got to Brew Beer.
I've got to Drain the Dragon.
I've got to Walk the Dog.
I've got to fix the car, said Tom mechanically.
I've got to get a simpler life... Or a bigger refrigerator!
I've got to get back to Reality.  Where IS that silly Blue Dragon?
I've got to go to the bank, you won't be there will you? <G>
I've got to hand it to the IRS.  If not they'll come and take it.
I've got to mister! - Ace Ventura
I've got to reach Kenilworth tonight, said Tom, trotting doggedly.
I've got to return to Reality BaseNow where is that stupid dragon?
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. -Calvin
I've got to stop leaving the Wall St. Journal around. -Dad
I've got to stop procrastinating, beginning tomorrow.
I've got to stop this motor, Tom choked.
I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself!
I've got too many hands on my time!
I've got too many hands on my time.
I've got triplicate on the brain. - Klinger
I've got twenty-five bucks and a cracker.
I've got two computers ... Can I breed them?
I've got you now, Mr. Bond - Tom
I've got you under my skin. Oh my soul!
I've got you worried, haven't I?
I've got your strange notions right *here*! -Dr. Franklin
I've gotta Potty!Potty EMERGENY!
I've gotta stop accepting stuff with f*ck in `em if I wanna stay here.
I've gotta turn the db level down just B4 its not dete&&  NO CARRIER
I've gotta watch it! Only 400MB left for messages and Taglines.
I've grown a futuristic tomato using anabolic steroids!
I've grown fat on the contents of charity packages, said Tom carefully.
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
I've had a bad day ..my inflatable rlfriend exploded.
I've had a bad day, I feel like a Christian Scientist with appendicitis.
I've had a difficult past few lives.
I've had a hard drive, think I'll crash.
I've had a hemisphererectomy, said Tom single-mindedly.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening...But this wasn't it.  -- Groucho Marx
I've had a prefrontal lobotomy, Tom said absentmindedly.
I've had a prefrontal lobotomy, he said absentmindedly.
I've had a river of liver & an ocean of fishare we gonna take this..
I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I've had amnesia as long as I remember...
I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
I've had beta days...
I've had experts in psycho-linguistics working on it for weeks.
I've had fun before.  This isn't it.
I've had fun before. This isn't it.
I've had hangovers before-but this time even my hair hurts. Rock Hudson
I've had it with Post-Modern Expressionism, said the goat artfully.
I've had just about all I can take of myself.
I've had many troubles -- and most of them never happened.
I've had more help from you than during 30 days of begging at FIDO.
I've had my left and right ventricles removed, Tom said half-heartedly.
I've had my theme song ready since infancy! - Tom Servo
I've had pretty good success!
I've had quite a bit to drink, you're beginning to look pretty good!
I've had some success and some failures with it.
I've had the crap beaten out of me by experts. - Richie Ryan
I've had the feeling you've been watching me - Sheridan to Kosh
I've had this ice cream bar... since I was a child! - Ren Hoek
I've had three wives, Pestilence, Famine and Death. - Londo
I've had worse. - The Black Knight
I've heard Shakespeare in the original Klingon.
I've heard enough, I'll go beat him senseless -- Tom
I've heard memory is the first thing to go. I forget what goes next!!!
I've heard of Unisex .. but I've never had it.
I've heard of hard-headed people, but...
I've heard only the most sensitive and artistic women still swallow
I've heard that money can't buy happiness, but I'd like to find out for myself.
I've heard the lions hunting in the Serengeti night.
I've heard you mention this several times, it has been noted.
I've hired 500,000 guys to help - Mike
I've just been putting a bit of lard on the cat's boils.
I've just finished my brute force solution to subtlety.
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
I've just wasted an excellent opportunity to remain silent.
I've kept my self-respect, but only by lying like a bastard
I've killed for far less important reasons.
I've known a doctor who is the universe.
I've known a sucide blonde: dyed at her own hand.
I've known fellers like that. - Fire Chief
I've learn to type, becouse I don't know how to write!
I've learned from all my mistakes, I can repeat them all exactly.
I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly
I've learned not to give you equal time on the keyboard...
I've learned that goldfish don't like jello.
I've lived to thank God all my prayers weren't answered.
I've lived to thank God that all my prayers weren't answered.
I've lived upon the edge of chance for twenty years or more.
I've locked onto the target, Tom said insightfully.
I've looked at clouds from both sides now - Crow
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen things are not what they seem
I've lost a lot of weight, Tom expounded thinly.
I've lost all sensation in my shirt.
I've lost my 'X' key!!!!
I've lost my carrier and don't know where to find it!
I've lost my mind somewhere...the search is on!
I've lost my trousers, Tom said expansively.
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
I've made "No keyboard on system" an option in Windoze Setup.
I've made a study of girls, said Tom lassitudinously.
I've made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast.
I've made some inquiries. - Sheridan
I've made up my mind. Don't try to confuse me with facts.
I've met the enemy; he's an overweight fascist on NBC
I've met zucchini with more potential.
I've missed you since I been away.
I've missed you so much! <Bang!> Dang, missed again!
I've missed you! I'll aim better next time!
I've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
I've more important things to waste space on than WIN!
I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
I've never argued with the weather. -L. Long
I've never beamed up 400 tons before -- Scotty
I've never been a fool, but I will gamble foolishly...
I've never been called an adult. I've been tried as one.. - Otto
I've never been dead before.
I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
I've never been in the stockade before. - Radar
I've never been nobody's fool.
I've never been on TV, but I've been on radar 54 times...
I've never been poor but I've been broke.
I've never been psychoanalyzed by a Romulan before. Garak
I've never been to Mars, but I'll bet it's lovely.
I've never been too good with names, but I always remember faces.
I've never cared to be ordinary.
I've never done this thing before.
I've never done this with a Cardassian transporter.
I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
I've never felt the desire to have a yeast infection, for example.
I've never had to shovel roaches off my driveway in the winter.
I've never heard of a woman *raped* by a gay male, have you?
I've never heard of anilingus, said Tom, tongue in cheek.
I've never liked morticians, all they want is my body.
I've never met a 16-21 year old oriental girl I didn't like.
I've never met a 16-year old cute oriental girl I didn't like.
I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
I've never met a Quebecois I didn't want to shoot.
I've never met a blonde Swedish woman in her 20s I didn't like.
I've never met a buxom, blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
I've never met a leprechaun I didn't like.
I've never met a mosquito that didn't like me!
I've never met a nymphomaniac I didn't like.
I've never met a redheaded nymphomaniac, if I had I wouldn't be here!
I've never met a tagline I couldn't resist.
I've never really done this kind of thing before, Have you?
I've never seen a crunchy frog, and hope I never see one...
I've never seen a good war or a bad peace!
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair.  Zazu
I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that! - Butt-Head
I've never seen a soldier promoted because of his lips. - Potter
I've never seen a starship that could maneuver through plasma storms"
I've never seen anyone driving a cab who wasn't an excellent driver.
I've never seen anything like it.
I've never seen the Catskill Mountains, but I have seen 'em kill mice.
I've never seen the Catskill Mountains, but I have seen 'em kill mice...
I've never spanked a member of the Ponderosa - Mike
I've never tasted a cat I didn't like!
I've never understood a single thing, ever - Crow
I've never walked to a drive in before - Tom
I've no brains, I'm insane, teacher says I'm one big pain.
I've no time to prepare a profound message.
I've noticed that term Constable It's very.. cute. -- Odo
I've only got 1 and hope you'll enjoy it. Happy driving. Linda
I've only got 2 inches; tickles my wife to death
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it
I've only just begun ... :-)
I've optic aural receivers - ears lookin' at you, kid!
I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
I've pretended to be me for so long that now I am
I've pulled together your escort, Captain. - Ivanova
I've put Data in my computer, now I can't get him out!
I've read SEVEN MILLION books!
I've read all the books about heroes and crooks
I've read almost all the books about heroes and crooks.
I've really got to stop replying to taglines..
I've reconfigured my comm ports - Crow
I've reformatted my hard drive - Crow
I've risen and I can't get down!  - Jesus at a disco.
I've run Windows apps ... but I didn't inhale!
I've run Windows wid 16 Meg and it's still annoyin'!
I've run Windows with 16 Meg and it's still annoying!
I've run out of laundry detergent, said Tom cheerlessly.
I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I've run out of sick leave so I'm calling in dead.
I've run out of wool, said Tom, knitting his brow.
I've searched the world for an immortal, and THIS is what I find?
I've see things I can't explain, and explain things I can't see....
I've seen *that* one before. - Duncan MacLeod
I've seen Bob shadow boxing and the shadow won.
I've seen Gary shadow boxing and the shadow won.
I've seen The Prisoner and #2 looks NOTHING like Data.
I've seen a lot of reflected gods today, Susan. --Franklin.
I've seen a whole file of ST taglines (from which most of these came)
I've seen afterbirth with more charisma!
I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken
I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...
I've seen centipedes and snakes and my head is full of aches.....
I've seen chess matches with more action - Mike on battle
I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.
I've seen dogs do THAT on driveways. --Crow as guy's dragged.
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.  Wow!
I've seen him shadow boxing and the shadow won.
I've seen his shadow boxing and the shadow won.
I've seen itAll, heard itAll, and done just about itAll.
I've seen little cows. They haven't got eyelashes.
I've seen lots of jackalopes in sleezy Texas bars.
I've seen more Borg Taglines than I could use in two lifetimes.
I've seen more Star Trek Taglines than I could use in two lifetimes.
I've seen more Trek Taglines than I could use in two lifetimes.
I've seen satellite pictures of your anus - Crow to Tom
I've seen sexier girdle ads - Tom
I've seen some raunchy stuff but that's disgusting - Crow
I've seen the book.
I've seen the evidence I want DIFFERENT evidence
I've seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence...
I've seen the future, & it is murder - Leonard Cohen
I've seen the future.  I can't afford it.
I've seen the light -- the smog is clearing.
I've seen the pain, the hate, and death without a reason.
I've seen the pain, the hate, and death without a reason...
I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark
I've seen this place on Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless <R>
I've seen troopships afire off the shoulder of Orion
I've sent you up a little chemistry set - Dr. F to Mike
I've skinned my knee, Tom blistered.
I've smoked since I was five; mother insisted.  Gomez Addams
I've so much to say, but your eyes keep interrupting me...
I've sold honey. But then, I kept bees.
I've solved it!  I used a 4th dimensional boolean !!
I've spent many an evening typing "lkkklklklklklklklkkl".
I've spoken to a live psychic;the dead ones are more fun!
I've spotted more blackbirds than you have, Tom crowed.
I've still got my ogre, and he's still hungry little froggy.
I've still got my ogre, and he's still hungry little froggy._ Talmanella
I've stolen ALL of your taglines...and I can't get up!
I've stolen all your taglines... and I can't get up!
I've stolen so many Taglines  I should do more time than O.J.!
I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
I've struck oil, Tom gushed.
I've studied your case and I think your best bet is a tunnel.
I've swallowed a fishing lure said Tom with bated breath.
I've swallowed a lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money...
I've taken all the drugs the law will allow.
I've taken an oath of celibacy, so don't screw with me.
I've taken of oath of celibacy, so don't screw with me.
I've taken the Kobayashi Maru test.
I've tasted love and I want more....
I've told you 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 times - DON"T EXAGGERATE!!
I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!
I've told you a MILLION times not to exaggerate!
I've told you a gillion times not to exaggerate.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exagerating.
I've toyed with the idea of a ball & chain but he'd rattle them at me.
I've traced @FN@'s genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
I've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - Pet peeves are best
I've tried everything to convince you; now I'm going to be sensible.
I've tried relaxing, but I feel more comfortable tense.
I've tried using an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
I've truncated, and I can't round up!
I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
I've upped MY standards - now up YOURS!
I've upped my posting count. Up yours!
I've upped my standards, SO UP YOURS!
I've upped my standards, now UP YOURS!
I've upped my standards.  Now up yours!
I've upped my standards... so UP YOURS!
I've upped my standards...now up yours. 
I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
I've used all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
I've used all my sick days. I'm calling in dead!
I've used this particular tagline 2 times
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I've used up all my sick days - so I'm calling in dead !
I've used up all my sick days, I'm calling in dead.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in Dead.
I've used up all my sick days. I'm calling in dead!
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
I've visited reality, there were dirty dishes there.
I've wasted an excellent opportunity to remain silent.
I've wondered why Michael bought LEGOS and K-Y together.
I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.
I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.Groucho
I've worked out pi to 1,000 places in my head. The last digit is 9.
I've written a topical, satirical review - Crow
I've written several children's books, not on purpose.
I'ze Popeye of Borg. Tom, yuse kin prepare'z to be askimilgrated!
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I)gnore, R)eboot, C)all Laura Palmer
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I)nstant logoff after transfer
I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I*I --- Stars in your eyes.
I*love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
I, Dr.Clayton Forrester, bid you welcome! - Dr. Forrester
I, a mere mortal asthma-hound chihuahua, command you! - Dr. Renhoek-enst
I, madam, I made radio!  So I dared!  Am I mad?  Am I?
I, sir, am a shipping clerk - Tom
I,m A ae ta.. teSster fo r  Wi dos N t
I,the man i the moon; this thornbush,my thornbush; and this dog,my dog
I-)   <-- Geordi LaForge smiley
I-)  <- Look! It's a Geordi LaForge smiley!
I-) <-- Geordi LaForge smiling
I-----o<-<     Bungee Jumping Tagline, Old West Version
I-95 runs north, too.
I-B (BadGuy 2) activates any Monday
I-B (Demon) activates any Tuesday
I-B (exterminator) activates any Monday
I-ay uppot-say overnment-gay pproved-ay  ncryption-eay ethods-may!
I-o-I   I-o-I   I-o-I   TIE fighter attack!!  I-o-I   I-o-I
I.  Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
I. Don't. Play. Taglines. The Gathering.
I.. I love you... my sweet Betty! -Dr. Tofu
I... <KICK> HAVE HAD... <KICK> ENOUGH... <KICK> OF YOU! - Kirk ST II
I... I'm bleeding... I'M BLEEDING! --Superman.
I......buried......Paul........
I.....I Have Become Comfortably Numb....
I...HAVE...NO...SON! - Mike on nerdy boy
I...I wanted to be......a lumberjack!
I...I...I think Timmy's trying to kill Tom Servo! - Crow
I...Like...My Costume - Tom as Batman
I...Love...To Fuel ya' baby - Mike sings
I...am an enchanter!" -- Tim
I...am going...to KILL YOU..and you..are going...TO DIE!
I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
I.N.R.I. - I'm Not Really Ingestible
I.P. Freely? Hey everybody! I.P. Freely!
I.R.A. Army:  Irish Republican Army army.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
I/O  (Idiot operator)
I/O  I/O  IT'S WRITE TO DISK I GO  I/O  I/O.
I/O ERROR (def.) Ignorant Operator Error
I/O HACKERS do it without interrupt
I/O HACKERS have to condition their device first
I/O Hackers do it without interrupt
I/O Hackers have to condition their device first.
I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/O I/AHHHHHH !
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
I/O, I/O, Its off to the bus we go.
I/O, I/O, it's on the disk it goes
I12BNZC: I want to be in the Sea, a diver.
I8NY: stolen from a Gary larson Cartoon.
I@love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
IA! IA! Cthulhu Lhunchtihme Shpeshial! Phish ahnd Cheehps!
IA: Illocical And
IA: Illogical And
IAC             In Any Case
IAE                   In Any Event
IAE: Ignore All Exceptions
IAI: Ignore All Instructions
IAI: Inquire And Ignore
IALWAYSWANTEDTOKNOWJUSTHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOAFIDOSTYLETAGLINE!
IALWAYSWANTEDTOSEEJUSTHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOABLUEWAVETAGLINE!!!
IALWAYSWANTEDTOSEEJUSTHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOATAGLINEANYWAY.
IAM: Increase Amperage Above Maximum
IAML8: I am late on a white rabbit.
IAMYY4U: I am too wise for you.
IANAC         I am not a crook
IANAL                 I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV  I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IAND: Illogical AND
IAR: Ignore All Requests
IAW             In Accordance With
IB1RU12
IB2BAD: I Be too bad.
IB6UB9: I Be 6 You Be 9 (as in 69).
IB: Insert Bug
IBARFT        It's been a real fun time.
IBC           Inadequate, But Cute
IBCNU: I'll be seeing ya!
IBLU: Ignore Basic Laws of Universe
IBM             I Bought McIntosh
IBM             I Bring Manuals
IBM             I've Been Moved
IBM             Idolized By Management
IBM             Impenetrable Brain Matter
IBM             Imperialism By Marketing
IBM             Incest Begets Madness
IBM             Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
IBM             Incredibly Bastardized Multitasking...
IBM             Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM             Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
IBM             Ingrained Batch Mentality
IBM             Innovation By Management
IBM             Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
IBM             Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
IBM             Inspect Before Multiusing
IBM             Install Bigger Memory
IBM             Institution By Machiavelli
IBM             Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
IBM             Intellectuals Being Moronized
IBM             Intelligence Belittling Meaning
IBM             Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
IBM             Into Building Money
IBM             Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
IBM             Invest Before Multi-tasking
IBM             Investigate Baffling Malodor
IBM             Irresponsible Behave Multinational
IBM             It Beats Mattel
IBM             It's Better Manually
IBM             It's a Big Mess
IBM             Itty Bitty Machine
IBM           Inadequate, but Marketable
IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
IBM - Computer company:  "Itty-Bitty Machines" Corporation.
IBM - Corporate motto:  "I've been moved."
IBM - I've Been Manipulated!
IBM - Idiots Buy Me
IBM - Incredible Bloody Machine
IBM - Incredibly Bad Marketing
IBM - Incurable Butt-head Mentality.
IBM - Inferior but Marketable.
IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes Today!
IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes today!
IBM - bringing you yesterday's technology tomorrow..
IBM - it may be slow, but at least it's expensive..
IBM -- "It's Borg Mentality"
IBM : I've Been Misled
IBM : I've Bet Millions
IBM : Image Building, Mainly
IBM : Inferior But Marketable
IBM : International Bubblegum Machines.
IBM = (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable
IBM = I Bought Macintosh
IBM = I Bought McIntosh
IBM = I Bring Manuals
IBM = I've Been Misled.
IBM = I've Been Moved
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM = Idolized By Management
IBM = Impenetrable Brain Matter
IBM = Imperialism By Marketing
IBM = Incest Begets Madness
IBM = Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
IBM = Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM = Information Becomes Money
IBM = Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
IBM = Ingrained Batch Mentality
IBM = Innovation By Management
IBM = Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
IBM = Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
IBM = Inspect Before Multiusing
IBM = Install Bigger Memory
IBM = Institution By Machiavelli
IBM = Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
IBM = Intellectuals Being Moronized
IBM = Intelligence Belittling Meaning
IBM = Intentionally Brain-damaged Machinery
IBM = Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
IBM = Into Building Money
IBM = Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
IBM = Investigate Baffling Malodor
IBM = Irresponsible Behave Multinational
IBM = It Beats Macs
IBM = It Beats Mattel
IBM = It barely moves
IBM = It's Better Manually
IBM = Itsa Big Mess
IBM = Itty Bitty Machine
IBM Marketing, well, it's IBM Marketing!
IBM OS/2 Beta testing, at Warp II.
IBM OS/2 should be your OS too!
IBM PC:  I've Blown My Power Circuits.
IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
IBM PS/1 ?  - A Prodigy Workstation !
IBM PS/1, Worlds Greatest Paper Weight!!
IBM PS/1? A Prodigy Workstation!
IBM Pollyanna Principle:  Machines should work.  People should think.
IBM User? Line on the left, one task each
IBM announces Power PC loaded with OS/2, but still can't back it up!
IBM at times means (I)ncredibly (B)otched (M)achines.
IBM builds first Compaq clone.
IBM computers have out MHZed Macs for years.  Now Mac is
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language
IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
IBM is not a necessary evil.  IBM is not necessary.
IBM making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
IBM means "Idiots Built Me"
IBM really means Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
IBM spelcheker fer sale cheep!
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable".
IBM stands for <I>ncompetent <B>ureaucrat <M>ess
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM users do it fast, but hard...
IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y)
IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y).
IBM vs. Jurassic Park: Theme park with ancient monsters o
IBM's OS/2 WARP  - vs -  Microsoft's WINSLOW (no comparison)
IBM's OS/2 Warp vs. Microsoft's Winslow (no comparision).
IBM's Workplace Operating System. (DOS, OS/2, UNIX, Mac capable). NT r
IBM----- Indecipherable Bullshit Managment
IBM-PC:  "I make politically correct doody."
IBM. UBM. We all BM.  Pass the paper.
IBM...OS/2 R US.
IBM:  (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable
IBM:  I've Been Misled
IBM:  Idiots Become Managers.
IBM:  Idiots Bought Me.
IBM:  Idiots, Bumblers and Morons.
IBM:  In a Befuddled Manner.
IBM:  Incest Breeds Morons.
IBM:  It Beats Mattel.
IBM:  It's Broken, Man
IBM:  The stupidity goes in, when the name goes on.
IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax!
IBM: I Blame Mathematics
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
IBM: I Bought Macintosh.
IBM: I Bought McIntosh
IBM: I Breaks Monthly
IBM: I Bring Madness
IBM: I Bring Manuals
IBM: I Broke Mine
IBM: I Built Mine
IBM: I bring manuals
IBM: I'd Be Misinforming
IBM: I'd Buy Macintosh
IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM: I'm Being Manipulated
IBM: I'm Beyond Mistakes
IBM: I'm Buying Macintosh
IBM: I've Become Magnanimous
IBM: I've Been Mangled
IBM: I've Been Manipulated
IBM: I've Been Mauled
IBM: I've Been Mesmerized
IBM: I've Been Misled
IBM: I've Been Moved
IBM: INTEL's Big Mouth
IBM: Ici Beaucoup Merde
IBM: Iconoclastic Bilateral Monopoly
IBM: Icons Bygones My Mom's
IBM: Idealistically Backwards Microcomputers
IBM: Ideas Bring Money
IBM: Idiots Became Managers
IBM: Idiots Being Mental
IBM: Idiots Built Me
IBM: Idiots Buy Me
IBM: Idiots, Bring Money!
IBM: Idle Brain Malfunction
IBM: Idolized By Management
IBM: Ifs Buts Maybys
IBM: Ill'manners Being Mandatory
IBM: Ill-mannered Besotten Macrocasm
IBM: Illustrious Bankruptcy Malenfactor
IBM: Illustrious Busy Mice
IBM: Imbecile Bad Micros
IBM: Imensa Bola De Manteca
IBM: Imitable Boring Microcomputers
IBM: Immeasurable Bigheaded Malapert
IBM: Immovable Brash Monolith
IBM: Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
IBM: Impenetrable Brain Matter
IBM: Imperial Bellicose Marauder
IBM: Imperialism By Marketing
IBM: Imperialist by Marketing
IBM: Impersonal Bellicose Magnate
IBM: Impious Bacchnalain Metropolis
IBM: In Business (for) Money
IBM: Inadequates Becoming Millionaires
IBM: Inane Brutish Merchandising
IBM: Incest Begets Madness
IBM: Incompatible Blue Machines
IBM: Inconsistent Business machines
IBM: Incontinent Bandolerisimo Moloch
IBM: Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
IBM: Increasingly Bad Manufacturing
IBM: Increasingly Banal Movement
IBM: Incredible Bowel Movement
IBM: Incredibly Bad Merchandising
IBM: Incredibly Ballsey Marketeers
IBM: Incredibly Belligerent Merketing
IBM: Incredibly Big Manufacturer
IBM: Incredibly Big Monster
IBM: Incredibly Bloody Minded
IBM: Incredibly Boastful Mercenary
IBM: Incredibly Boneheaded Marketing!
IBM: Incredibly Boring Manuals
IBM: Incredibly Botched Machines
IBM: Incredibly Broad Monolopy
IBM: Incredibly Bullying Menace
IBM: Increment and Branch to Muncee
IBM: Indecision Breeds Mistakes
IBM: Indecorous Big-named Medusoid
IBM: Indigestion Bothers Me
IBM: Indubitably Bogus Machinery
IBM: Industry Bowel Movement
IBM: Industry's Biggest Mistake
IBM: Industry's Bulging Monolith
IBM: Inept Bulling Menace
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM: Inevitably Bad Marketing
IBM: Inferior Before Macintosh
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
IBM: Infernal Biggest Mistake
IBM: Infernal Blue Machines
IBM: Infinite Budget Merchandising
IBM: Infinitely Baffling Motives
IBM: Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
IBM: Ingrained Batch Mentality
IBM: Inherently Bad Manuals
IBM: Innovation By Management
IBM: Insanely Better Marketing
IBM: Insensitivity Begets Mediocrity
IBM: Inshallah Burak Ma'lesh
IBM: Insidious Byzantine Mentality
IBM: Insignificant Bothersome Machine
IBM: Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
IBM: Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
IBM: Insolent Bickering Mal-der-mer
IBM: Inspect Before Multiusing
IBM: Install Bigger Memory
IBM: Institution By Machiavelli
IBM: Insulting Boorish Manner
IBM: Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
IBM: Insultingly Boring Microcomputers
IBM: Intellectuals Being Moronized
IBM: Intelligence Belittling Meaning
IBM: Intensely Boring Machines
IBM: Intentionally Braindamaged Machinery
IBM: Intercourse Beats Masturbation
IBM: Interesting But Mediocre
IBM: Interesting But Mundane
IBM: Intergalactic Bottomline Mistake
IBM: Internals By Mediocrity
IBM: International Bit Mangler
IBM: International Bowel Movement
IBM: International Bull**** Manufacturing
IBM: Intersmashable Byte manipulators
IBM: Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
IBM: Into Building Money
IBM: Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
IBM: Intriguingly Blue Motif
IBM: Inveigled By Microsoft.
IBM: Invented By Maladroits
IBM: Invented By Marketing
IBM: Invented By Murphy
IBM: Invest Before Multi-tasking
IBM: Investigate Baffling Malodor
IBM: Irresponsibility Behaved Multinational
IBM: Irresponsible Behave Multinational
IBM: It Beats Mattel
IBM: It Broke Be
IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.
IBM: It's Become Monolithic
IBM: It's Been Malfunctioning
IBM: It's Better 'morrow
IBM: It's Better Manually
IBM: It's Beyond Monolithic
IBM: It's Broke Ma'am
IBM: It's Bugging Me
IBM: It's Bullshit Mommery
IBM: It's a Big Mess
IBM: Itty Bitty Machine
IBM: Itty Bitty Machines
IBM: Itty Bitty Mentality
IBM: Itty Bitty Mouse
IBM: Itty Bity Maharishi
IBM: The stupidity goes in before the name goes on.
IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.
IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more
IBM: When you care enough to spend the very most
IBM: When you care enough to spend the very most.
IBM: Yesterday's tech. today, today's software tomorrow!
IBM: you can buy better, but you can't pay more
IBM:The Next Generation is popularly called a trunk.
IBM?  Yeah, this is Tandy.  The human's asleep.  Let's talk...
IBM?  [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
IBMBECILE
IBMPOTENT
IBMs, MacIntoshes, and Amigas, but mostly IBMs.
IBP: Insert Bug and Proceed
IBR: Insert Bugs at Random
IBT Michael Jackson in a day care center
IBT O.J. Simpson in a white meat slaughterhouse
IBT Richard Simmons on a fat farm
IBT Sleazy Suzan on a Saturday night
IBT Ted Kennedy in an all-girls school
IBT a GOP victory party organizer
IBT a Jehovah's Witness at Doors Unlimited
IBT a bar of soap at San Quentin
IBT a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW
IBT a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor
IBT a dog with two dicks
IBT a five dollar hooker
IBT a gopher on a golf course
IBT a half-screwed fox during the heat season
IBT a one-armed paperhanger
IBT a one-legged basketball player
IBT a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
IBT a prostitute in a prison
IBT a toilet in Grand Central Station
IBT a two-peckered billy goat
IBT a whorehouse on nickel night
IBT handicapped parking at the Special Olympics
IBT mustard trying to ketchup
IC                    I See
IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'.
IC; I See
ICB: Interrupt, Crash and Burn
ICBM = Start of the daily routine for an Eskimo.
ICELANDIC III activates Dec 24th
ICHTHYOLOGISTS do it with fish.
ICM: Immerse Central Memory
ICMD    Initiate Core Melt Down
ICMD: Initiate Core Melt Down
ICOCBW          I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong
ICON:  A GIF in 32x32x16 format.
ICONS == Inarguably, Computer's Obsolete!  No Salvageability
ICR receptionist == non-sequitary...
ICR: Ignorant Creationist Rantings.
ICR: Incur Costly Repair [Sun Tempest]
ICR: Institute of Claptrap Renormalization.
ICSP: Invert Crt Screen Picture
ICU812: I see you ate one too!
ID on a government container "TAXU"
IDC: Initiate Destruct Command
IDDG: Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
IDI: Invoke Divine Intervention
IDIC          Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
IDIDN'TDOITNOBODYSAWMEDOITYOUCAN'TPROVEANYTHING!
IDKFA: Real Men don't use Doom's Very Happy Ammo Mode
IDNOP: InDirect No-OP
IDPS: Ignore Disk Protect Switch
IE  KA-BLAMM!! Whatever that was, I hope it's on our side.
IE  Kaboom kaboom! Yada dada - Tom hums during bombing
IEOF: Ignore End Of File
IF  TAGLINE = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief)
IF %JH3 TAGFILE
IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING.
IF (!Brain) THEN Close(Output);
IF (Person.Type = Religious_Fanatic) THEN Person.Intellect:=False;
IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport))
IF (boss_watching) pretend_to_work ELSE sleep.
IF (computer_store_ahead==TRUE) hide_wallet();
IF (quackslike(X)==DUCK) return DUCK;
IF DOS$ <> "6.2" THEN FORMAT: ELSE PRINT "HA HA HA HA!"
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.*   ECHO   You STUPID FOOL!
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO CALL IDIOTS ANON 555-DUMB
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO CALL IDIOTS ANONYMOUS: 555-DUMB.
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
IF EXIST STOLEN.TAG, RUN INSULTTH.IEF.
IF God wuz small enough 4 your brains, He wouldn't B big enough 4 you
IF I WANTED WINDOWS, I'D LIVE IN A GREENHOUSE
IF I had to do it over again, it would be without TV.
IF I hit the red key is the world over?
IF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you...
IF I'M A PERFECT STRANGER, WHAT AM I STRANGER THAN?
IF ITS TOURIST SEASON, HOW COME I CANT SHOOT THEM?
IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief);
IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief
IF IsStolen.Tagline THEN GOTO InsultThief
IF KidsPerFamily < 2 THEN Ecological.Crime = TRUE
IF MARRIED(mariah_carey) THEN sulk++
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF STONE(ROTATION) < 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
IF TVShow$ = "Rush Limbaugh" THEN CALL ChangeChannel
IF Tagline = 'STOLEN' THEN; Insult(Thief); ENDI
IF Tagline = 'STOLEN' THEN; Insult(Thief); ENDIF
IF Tagline = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief)
IF WE DIED WITH HIM WE WILL ALSO LIVE WITH HIM.
IF WINDOWS$ = "Useful" THEN HELL$ < 32 F.
IF YOU CHANGE BEERS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.
IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME, YOU'RE WRONG.
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
IF YOU GET PAST THE DOG, YOU *AND* THE DOG ARE IN TROUBLE
IF YOU LIKED SCHOOL ... YOU'LL LOVE WORK.
IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
IF YOU'RE NOT PARANOID, YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED
IF You're smoking after sex then you're going *WAY* too fast!
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
IF dazzle<>'brilliance' THEN;SET baffle='bullshit';END
IF dazzle<<'brilliance' THEN;SET V baffle='bullshit';END
IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI
IF love THEN swallow ELSE spit
IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET broth = 'spoiled';END
IF numcooks < .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END
IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF
IF you convert all of us who are you gonna hate THEN?
IF you order a condom with your drink you can have safe sex on the beach
IF you're just "*acting*" stupid, you deserve an Oscar!
IF your a Rimer..and can read this...THANK A SYSOPS
IF { [Pause]*[Repeat] } THEN [Sleep].
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
IF(Windows<Dos,Windows-Dos,OS/2)
IF: Invoke Force
IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you...
IFR Pilots do it without visual reference..
IFR in Alaska is impossible.  There aren't many roads..
IFR:  I follow railroads..
IFR: I follow roadsigns..
IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMY.
IG: Insert Garbage
IGI: Increment Grade Immediate
IGIT: Increment Grade Immediate Twice
IGM:  In-Game Madness?
IGO: Increment Grade Overnight
IHAVEALWAYSWANTEDTOSEEEXACTLYHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOATAGLINEANYW
IHC: Initiate Head Crash
IHTFP: Increment Hormones, Test For Puberty
II wanted to bea lumberjack!
II wouldn't shoot him if I were you.  It will just make h
II''mm ssttuucckk iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
II. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
II: Inquire and Ignore
IIB: Ignore Inquiry and Branch
IIB: Ignore Inquiry and Branch anyway
IIC: Insert Invisible Characters
III. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
III...wwwant..tttto be aaaa rrrrrrrrRADIO ANNOUNCER!
IIL: Irreversable Infinite Loop
IIRC            If I Remember Correctly.
IITYWIMWYBMAD: If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?
IITYWISWYBMAD  If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A drink
IIf speed scares you, try Windows...
IIf you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it
IIn God we trust -- all others require a credit check.
IIt's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your
IJESUS SAVES, but Clones 'R' Us makes backups!
IKI: Ignore Keyboard Input
IL  Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
IL  Oxymoron: PeaceMaker missle
IL  Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile
ILIWTPCT      I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure.
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
ILLUSIONISTS fake it
ILLUSIONISTS fake it.
ILLUSIONISTS only look like they're doing it
ILM           Industrial Light and Magic
ILYKL; I'll let you know later.
ILink NETUSERS Hostess has *no* sense of humor. None.
ILink ShareWare conference host/moderator.
ILink, ULink, we all Link for ILink!
IM: Imagine Memory
IMA New Zealander, No...That's Not My Sheep, It's My Wife!
IMA Politician, AND I DON'T LIE!
IMA Tasmanian, I Come From Inceston.
IMA10: I'm a 10!
IMAGINATION - Nature's television, and no commercials as a bonus!
IMAGINE!  I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
IMAO                  In My Arrogant Opinion
IMATEN: I'm a 10!
IMB4U: I'm before you!
IMBP: Insert Mistake and Blame Programmer
IMCO                  In My Considered Opinion
IMELDA MARCOS - No One Can Ever Fill Her Shoes
IMELDA MARCOS does it with 3000 pairs of shoes.
IMEZRU: I'm a zuru.
IMHO                  In My Humble (or Honest) Opinion
IMHO          In My Humble Opinion (used in a not so humble context)
IMHO    :In my humble opinion
IMHO, of course... your mileage may vary.
IMHO-In My Humble or Honest Opinion
IMHO/IMO      In My [Humble] Opinion
IMHO:  Intellectualls Must Hold Office?
IMHO: I Make Harmful Odors...?
IMHO: I Maniacally Hurt Others...?
IMHO: Iguanas Make Horrible...we can't think of a word for 'O'
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
IMHO: In My Huge Orifice...?
IMHO: Ingenious Mice Heave Oatmeal...?
IMHO: Intellectualls Must Hold Office...?
IMHO: Irascible Morons Have Orgasms...?
IMHO; In my humble/honest/half-baked opinion.
IML: Invoke Murphy's Laws
IMMATURE - Anyone who argues with a 2 yr old (and loses).
IMMATURE---Anyone who argues with a 2 yr old (and loses).
IMMORTAL!  Heaven doesnt want me, Hell knows I'll take over!!!
IMNSHO                In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO                   In My Opinion
IMOBO           In My Own Biased Opinion
IMP: Imitate Monty Python
IMPASSE:  Two red-heads trying to pick up one bill for coffee.
IMPATIENT VIRGIN The only hunter who uses herself as bait.
IMPEACH CLINTON  AND HER HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMPEACH CLINTON! AND GET HER HUSBAND TOO!
IMPEACH HILLARY!!!
IMPG: IMPress Girlfriend
IMPIETY(n): your irreverence to my deity
IMPIETY, n.  Your irreverence toward my deity.
IMPIETY: Your irreverence toward my deity.
IMPORTANT!! Dont't read this.  It doesn't say much.
IMPOSSIBILITY: A word only found in the dictionary of fools.
IMPOSSIBLE:  Nailing Jello to a tree.
IMPOSSIBLE: Nailing Jello to a tree.
IMPOSTOR n.  A rival aspirant to public honors.
IMPOTENT.SYS Resident, hard drive inactive.  Insert floppy (Y/N)?
IMPOTENT:  distinguished, well-known
IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
IMPROVE MAIL DELIVERY. MAIL POSTMEN THEIR PAY CHECKS!
IMPUNITY, n.  Wealth.
IMSO FNY
IMV: IMpress Visitors
IMVHO         In My Very Humble Opinion
IMZADI: Beloved. IMZATI: What a Betazoid Mosquito says!
IMZADI: I Met Zorch And Didn't Itch. <g>
IN  Kachow? What, is Don Martin working for you now? - Dr. F
IN  Kahn: "I don't know you.  But you, I never forget a face, Mr. Tatoo.
IN CASE OF A COMPUTER EMERGENCY - BREAK THIS TAGLINE
IN SEARCH OF TRUTH JUSTICE AND A KINKER WAY
IN THE COMPUTER ROOM, no one can hear you SCREAM!
IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE
INCAM: INCrement Arbitrary Memory
INCEST..The proper name for bugs
INCREDIBLY inappropriate tagline deleted, to avoid offense.
INCUMBENT, n.  A person of the liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
INDECENT PROPOSAL = Clinton's budget.
INDECENT PROPOSAL = Clinton's health-care plan.
INDECENT PROPOSAL: Clinton's budget.
INDECENT PROPOSAL???? Only if it's not accepted!!!
INDEX : Finger, for the pulling out of.
INDIAN Cuisine is a challenge, eat it often!
INDICATORS: Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
INDIFFERENT, adj.  Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.
INDISCRETION, n.  The guilt of woman.
INDIVIDUALIST does it with himself
INDIVIDUALIST does it with himself.
INDUCTION---Forced labor.
INDUCTORS dissipate after doing it
INDUCTORS dissipate after doing it.
INDUCTORS do it without physical contact.
INDUSTRIAL BY-PRODUCT: Our waste
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TA
INEXPEDIENT(n): only helpful to others
INEXPEDIENT, adj.  Not calculated to advance one's interests.
INF: You get on the modem and someone picks up the ph*@$#(%&(NO CARRIER
INFANT---Crib jockey.
INFANTRY - Follow Me!
INFANTRYMEN are ordered to do it.
INFANTRYMEN do it in the trench
INFECTIOUS DISEASE RESEARCHERS do it with breeding and culture
INFECTIOUS DISEASE RESEARCHERS do it with breeding and culture.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
INFORMATION THEORISTS analyze it with Wiener filters
INFORMATION THEORISTS analyze it with Wiener filters.
ING: INquire and iGnore
INGENIOUSLY ENGINEERED: Incredibly difficult to install and service
INGRATE---Every child until he becomes a parent.
INI: Ignore Next Instruction
INJURY, n.  An offense next in degree of enormity to a slight.
INK--Inspiration for the new Dry Cleaning echo!!
INNEWATOK     Inquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
INOP: Indirect No-OP
INPEACH CLINTON!, AND GET HER HUSBAND TOO!
INPO            In No Particular Order
INR: INstigate Rumor
INSANE IN THE MID BRAIN (INSANE IN THE BRAIN)
INSANE(n):has a high degree of intellectual independence.
INSANE?  ME?  Why, thank you!
INSANITY IS PART OF THE TIMES!  You must embrace the madness,
INSIDE OUT---Children's clothing in it's normal state.
INSTITUTE(n):archaic school where football is not taught
INSTRU  Musicians duet better!
INSUFFICIANT MEM... er... How does that go again?
INSUFFICIENT MEMORY...  I can't even remember my own name!
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. 
INTEGRATED CIRCUIT - An electric bus with randomly seated black chips
INTEGRITY is so perishable in the summer months of Success!..
INTEL would've flunked Computer Architecture 101!
INTEL(tm) We're Putting the Backward into Backward Compatible!
INTELLIGENCE IS A STATE OF MIND????
INTELLIGENCE knows nothing about it.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.   
INTERLACE: To tie two boots together.
INTERNAL MODEM - Little girl computers have one
INTERNAL SNACK FAILURE: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (I)nhale?
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS MAJORS do it with diplomacy.
INTERNET : The world's biggest and worst organised computer library.
INTERNET ADDRESS: Joe.Winnett@Chrysalis.Org
INTERNET MAIL -- Now it's fun, easy and free!
INTERNET XSVY79A@PRODIGY.COM
INTERNET:  An alternative for boys too shy to buy "Penthouse".
INTERNET: mflood@SMTP.microcom.com
INTERPRETERS do it manually and orally
INTERPRETERS do it manually and orally.
INTRODUCTION EMINENT!...Mr. Khan, arm the Random Name Generator!
INTROVERTS do it alone
INTROVERTS do it alone.
INVALID COMMAND.COM- USE 4DOS SYSTEM HALTED
INVENTORS find a way to do it
INVENTORS find a way to do it.
INVENTORS find a way.
INVENTORS find a way.   
INVESTMENT ANALYSTS do it with security.
INW: INvalidate Warranty
INYORI: In Your Eye...
IO IO It's of to disk we go..
IO IO It's off to disk we go...
IO: Illogical Or
IOAA: (I owe AA).
IOI: Ignore Operator's Instruction
IONO1: I owe no one.
IOP: Insult OPerator
IOR: Illogical OR
IOS: Ignore Operating System
IOW                   In Other Words
IOW; In Other Words
IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around
IOWA stands for "I"diots "O"ut "W"alking "A"round.
IP: Increment and Pray
IPI: Ignore Previous Instruction
IPL: Invent Program Lines
IPM: Ignore Programmer's Mistakes
IPOP: Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza
IPS: Incinerate Power Supply
IPS: Increment Power Supply
IPT: Ignite Paper Tape
IPX: Exploring the past to create a better future
IQ = 100 * (number of posted lines) / (number of quoted lines)
IQ = 100 x (number of posted lines) / (number of quoted lines).
IQ = dx / (1 + dx), where x = age.
IQ ERROR:  Brain Not Ready. (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)akeup.
IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..
IQ Error: Brain not ready. Abort, Retry, Fail?
IQ not found: (R)eboot, (A)bort, (Q)uit reading mail
IRAF: Image Reduction and Analysis Facility
IRAQ: Went in, kicked ass, then got the hell out!
IRB: Invert Record and Branch
IRBI: Insert Random Bits Indexed
IRC: Insert Random Commands
IRE: Insert Random Errors
IRENE - I'm Dunne
IRI: Ignore Rude Interrupts
IRMC          I Rest My Case
IRPF: Infinite Recursive Page Fault
IRQ UART Not!  Exit continuum.
IRRELIGION, n.  The principal one of the great faiths of the world.
IRRESPONSIBLE. AND BRAINDEAD.
IRS (n): Income Reduction Service.
IRS (n): Income Reduction Service. See also: IBM, Microsoft.
IRS - Internal Robbery Service
IRS does it everywhere
IRS does it everywhere.
IRS does it to everyone
IRS does it to everyone.
IRS error, TRW screwed up, credit destroyed, foreclosure...
IRS error, TRW screwed, credit destroyed, foreclosure...
IRS man at the door.  (H)ide (R)un (P)ay-up or (K)ill?
IRS:  Internal Robbery Service
IRS: How much did you make last year?  Please remit same.
IRS: How much did you make last year? Please remit same.
IRS: Income Reduction Service
IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
IRS: We make money the old-fashioned way ... we steal it.
IS  Manuals come out, after all possible keystrokes fail.
IS IT STILL PARANOIA IF THEY ARE ALL OUT TO GET ME?
IS MY ROOM AT BELVIEW READY YET??????
IS NOT a virus.  Viruses actually DO something!
IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO
ISAAC NEWTON - I understand the gravity of my situation.
ISBAB                 I Should've Bought A Book
ISBAB         I should have bought a book
ISC: Ignore Supervisor Calls
ISC: Ignore System Crash
ISC: Insert Sarcastic Comments
ISDN, n: Incredibly Slow and Dumb Networking ...
ISDN: I Smell Dollars Now!! (It Still Doesn't Network!)
ISDN: Incompatible Systems Designed Not-to-work
ISDN: Incredibly Slow and Dumb Networking...
ISDN: It Still Don't Network.
ISE0 - GO AWAY
ISI: Increment and Skip on Inifinity
ISN is walking a fine line.  If they push too far, they'll be shut down
ISN'T THAT RR-R-RR-RIGHT C-C-CAL???...
ISP: Increment and Skip on Pi
IST %DSZLOG% DEL %DSZLOG%
ISTK: Invert STacK
IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP
IT Can't Be Morning Yet! I Haven't Had All Of My Fun Yet!- Lestat
IT DOES NOT MEAN A THING! --G'Kar.
IT KNOWS WHAT I'M THINKING!  GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT! It's not like the lever had a label on it!
IT WON'T WORK!!!
IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!! - Wakko
IT found ME! - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO!! IT'S SUPER CHICKEN!!!
IT'S A CHILD NOT A CHOICE!
IT'S A COOK BOOK!  ANY GOOD RECIPES?
IT'S ALIVE!! Windows on a 286/6! IT'S ALIVE!! SHOOT IT!!!
IT'S FUN TO MESS WITH THEIR MINDS.
IT'S IN THE BOOK!
IT'S REALLY LOUD IN BACK - Crow on car w/blaring music
ITALIAN FOOD by Liz Anya, Manny Kotty, Minnie Stroni and Lynn Guini.
ITALIAN PEST (Finger) activates any Saturday
ITALIANS do it better
ITALIANS do it better {f}
ITISIA; I thought I'd seen it all.
ITML: Initiate Termites into Macro Library
ITO as ambulance leaves for coffee..taxi takes you to morgue..
ITO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control
ITO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control..
ITSFWI                If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITZHAK PERLMAN - Our.I.P.
IU: Ignore User[s]
IV  Oxymoron: Patiently Wait.
IV. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
IVANHOE - Great, Scott!
IWBNI                 It Would Be Nice If
IX XIV: on a Porsche 914.
IXIVIV: on a Porsche 944.
IXM: Initiate X-rated error Messages
IXOR: Illogical eXclusive OR
IZ: Ignore Zeroes
IZGUBLJENA MACKA STARA 24 GOD.-POSTENI NALAZAC DOBIJA MAC
IZGUBLJENA TASTA-NALAZACU SLEDI SAMAR
I_love_Cats...........Under my tires.
I`d rather research than clean.
I`ll be BACK!!!
Iam McCoy of Borg. Dammit locutus!  I'm an assimilator, n
Iam Tetsuo.
Ibro ti je defakto umetnik, SVACAS ??
Icarus was a soar loser.
Ice Cream is a dish best served cold.
Ice Cream: <<@ 2 scoops: <<<@@  Sugar cone: [[@
Ice T(im):  Zuran spellcaster
Ice cold beer is better than ice cold anything else
Ice cold beer is better than ice cold anything else.
Ice cream bomb:  Napolean Blownapart!
Ice cream cones weren't sex symbols until Madonna.
Ice cream for Windows:_Hoggin DOS_From MicroSoftee Freez
Ice cream makes machines work better, especially computers.
Ice not found, pour straight to continue.
Ice skater advice - Don't judge a brook by its cover.
Iced Tea, the house wine of the south.
Iced tea the house wine of the south
Ich bin ein Berlinium! - J.F.Kennedium
Ich bin ein weiner man - Crow T. Robot
Ichabod Crane School for Boys - Tom on headless statue
Ichabod Crane School for Boys... - Tom Servo
Ichthyology: the study of fishy smelling religions
Ici on aime nos Canadiens.
Icicle:  An eavesdropper.
Icicles? They look experimental like test-cicles - Crow
Icing appen wen de puck come down, you no, beffore de odder guy...
Icing the Puck doesn't mean dropping it into the freezer
Ick Cat hair on my monitor.
Ick. :) No thanks. I hate anchovies. :) - Dire Wolf
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
Icon see it, mon!  How do I point and shoot?
IconMan...One click and he's gone.
Iconette...An icon too small to click on.
Iconoclasm as a way of life...
Iconolize...The tendency of icons to gather at the bottom of your screen.
Iconomy...Computer austerity
Iconosaurus - The largest icon on your screen.
Icons       : What you fatten pigs on under oak trees.
Icy death from bloody stumps? I don't think so! --Tom Servo.
Icy street: Skid row
Idaho! Damnit! Show me Idaho! - Mike as guy with map
Ide Mile Lajkovackom train, going Mile burning mu cigara.
Ide Mile, gori mu cigara, il' je mozda nesto drugo
Ideal politician: disbarred, defeated, dead..your choice!
Ideal weight for a lawyer, 2 1/2 lbs including the urn.
Idealism increases in proportion to the distance from the problem.
Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows.
Idealism precedes experience -- cynicism follows...
Ideally, there should be a gender transition movement
Ideally, there should be a gender transition movement.
Ideals kill politicians, and politicians kill ideals.
Ideas are duty free.
Ideas may be whole- left- right- or no-brained.
Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men.
Ideas originating from men leave nothing to the imagination.
Ideja je pogodjena jos dok je bila u glavi
Identify chromosomes: Take down their genes and look.
Identify your visitor.
Identify yourself -- say something stupid.  <Chiun>
Ideological Games are true sport.
Ideology is history full of myth, but devoid of fact.
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind - Susie
Idiolocation: "You are here->" on any map.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n. - One who disagrees with you.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Idiot (id-ee-ut) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Idiot Box - Part of envelope that tells you where the stamp goes.
Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the stamp goes.
Idiot congressman ... Hey! That's redundant.
Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant.
Idiot on the keyboard error
Idiot proof? No, that presumes a finite number of idiots!
Idiot-Proofing assumes a finite number of idiots.
Idiot-proofing assumes a finite number of idiots.
Idiot:  Anyone driving faster than you. Moron: Anyone driving slower.
Idiot: a technical term used by users to describe programmers.
Idiot: anyone driving faster than you.  Moron: anyone driving slower.
Idiotocracy: The form of government used in the U.S.
Idiots are those who complain about everything needlessly.
Idiots rise to the level of their incompetency!
Idiots! I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!
Idiots: People who drive slower than you do.
Idleness is only the refuge of weak minds. Stanhope
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
Idleness is tough because you get no rest periods.
Idleness: Stupidity of the body; Stupidity: Idleness of the mind.
Idling is most joyful when there is plenty of work to do.
Idol chatter: Jonas Grumby drivelling about fear of Kona
Idolise.         Eyes that refuse to look at anything.
Ie ame Quayle ofe Borge.  Preparee toe bee assimilatede.
If  1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If  Love  Is  Blind,  Why  Is  Lingerie  So  Popular?....
If "Clinton" is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
If "Odo'ital" means nothing, does "Odo" mean no?
If "Peace" means Slavery, I'd rather prepare for war.
If "Q" was castrated, would he become "O"?
If "Q" were castrated would he be "O"?
If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"? - Lorena Bobbitt
If "Q" were neutered would he be an "O"??
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If "Sexy" is a state of mind, then you've had a lobotomy!
If "Skin of Evil" was assimilated, would it be called "3rd of Slime"?
If "The Picard Manuever (shirt tug)" is a family trait - YMBAT
If "asdf jkl;" are home keys, are "qwer uipo" homeless?
If "brain"=="fried" goto pizza&beer
If "dog" backwards is "god", what does "tac" mean?
If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what's the opposite of "progress"?
If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
If <Jym> saw this, he'd fall out of the chair, laughing! - Myra Fox
If 'Q' were castrated would he become ... 'O' ???
If 'god' were real, she'd be really disappointed.
If ((length)pier)) < ((length)walk)) then do walk
If ((tiny) and (toony)) then allalittle(looney);
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter: = arrived.
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If (Wife = "yes") then (MONEY = "Gone") else Single
If (Wife = "yes") then (MONEY = "Gone") else Single
If (computer_store_ahead=TRUE) hide_wallet();
If (dog_age="old") then (num_tricks=max_tricks)
If (program == crippleware)  bit-bucket(program).
If (program=delivered) then if (Installed=True) Then Trash_HD
If (stone != rolling) moss++;
If *one* kid gets hurt, the price is too high. - Col. Potter
If 1 synchronised swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?
If 10% is enough for God, it's enough for Congress!
If 10% is enough for God, it's enough for the government.
If 10% is good enough for God, it should be for the Feds.
If 10GHz is called microwaves, then why isn't 10 MHz called milliwave?
If 150,000 people do something really stupid.........it's still stupid
If 1st you don't Suckseed Keep Suckin till you do Sukseed
If 1st you don't succeed: Rewrite it from scratch.
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If 2 people were truly identical,1 would be irrelevant.
If 2=3, and 2=4 then does 2+2=7?
If 2x + 27 = 195, what is an orange?
If 4 bits = a nibble and 8 bits = a byte, doesn't 16 bits = a mouthful?
If 4 bits = a nibble; 8 = a byte, doesn't 16 = a mouthful
If 42 is the answer to life, is 84 the answer to reincarnation?
If 7-11's are open 24 hours, why do they have locks?!
If 7-11s are open 24 hours, why do they have locks?
If 911 doesn't work you can ALWAYS rely on a .40 caliber Glock.
If 99 million people say a dumb thing, it's still dumb.
If @FN@ said what he thought, he'd be speechless.
If @FN@ would pay attention instead of playing with himself...
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void.
If A goes into B, and B goes into C, why is C missing?
If A=B and B=C, then we've got a messed-up alphabet!
If AIDS is a divine punishment, then lesbians are God's chosen people.
If AIDS is a punishment from God, lesbians are God's chosen people
If AIDS is divine punishement, then why is GOD punishing babies?
If ALL an early bird gets is a worm, what kind of incentive is that?
If AMIGA is so good why is it dying...?
If AT&T only knew what I was doi>.@#$#@ NO CARRIER
If AT&T only knew what I was doin..@#$^&^&#$ NO CARRIER
If Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, who was there to record it?
If Adam had been honosexual, would Eve have been Everitt!!
If Al Gore had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
If Al Gore knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
If Al Gore said what he thought, he'd be speechless.
If Al Gore would pay attention instead of playing with himself.
If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd run Wildcat!
If All Else Fails  BLAME THE SYSOP!!!!
If All Else Fails BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!
If All Else Fails... BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!
If All Else Fails... BLAME THE SYSOP!
If All Else FailsBLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!
If All Else FailsBLAME THE SYSOP!!!!
If All Fails, READ THE DOCS !
If Americans have TagLines, do the English have TagQueues?
If Americans have Taglines, do the English have Tagqueues?
If Americans have taglines, do English have tagqueues?
If Amiga is so good, why isn't there any software for it?
If Anthony Hopkins starred in DS9's "Duet": "_Thank_ you, Neryssss."
If Arkansas people divorce in Texas, are they still cousins?
If At First You Don't Succeed Call The Author.
If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs
If At First You Don't Succeed Read The Docs...
If At First You Don't Succeed, Put It On For Beta Test.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Read The Docs...
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Cash !
If At First You Don't Succeed, You're Doing It Wrong Dummy.
If At Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
If BS could fly Bill Clinton would be in orbit around Venus!!
If BS was money, politicians would be rich.
If Babs Bunny was a spy, would she be Mata Hare-i?
If Babs was a spy, would she be Mata Hare-i?
If Babylon reaches the sky I will send destroyers against her.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barney ate a smurf, would his teeth decay?
If Batman was so smart why'd he wear his jocks on the outside?
If Beverly was my Doctor, I'd be a hypochondriac!
If Beverly was my Dr, I'd be a hypochondriac!
If Bill Clinton could feel my pain, I'd cut off my arm!
If Bill Clinton is the Answer, Then it must've been a Dumb Question!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, It was an Incredibly Stupid Question.
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it MUST be a stupid question!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must be a REAL stupid question!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must be a very stupid question.
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must have been a dumb question!!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must've been a stupid question!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, then it must be a very stupid question.
If Bill Clinton's the answer, it must have been a stupid question
If Bill Gates = you then let Length_Of_Pier < Your_Walk
If Bill and Hillary divorce...who gets the house?
If Bill didn't inhale, Hillary didn't swallow.
If Bones were the DM and Jim a PC: He =looks= dead, Jim.
If Bones were the GM and Jim a player: "He =looks= dead, Jim."
If BuOrd handles ordnance, what does BuColic do?
If Bubba can dance, I can too.
If Bugs Bunny were Italian, he'd gnaw on Zucchini.
If Bull**** could fly.Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle...
If CATTLE have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
If CON is opposite PRO, who opposes PROGRESS (no wonder)
If CON is opposite PRO, who opposes PROGRESS?
If CON is opposite of PRO, then is Congress opposite of Progress?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, who opposes PROGRESS? Congress!
If CONSERVATIVE is the answer, it must have been a REALLY STUPID QUESTIO
If COWS have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
If Canada Post went on strike, how would we ever know?
If Caps Lock, What Do Hats Do?
If Cats cough up furballs, what do Tribbles cough up?
If Charles Schumer only said what he THOUGHT, he'd be speechless.
If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?
If Chris had a wooden leg he'd be shit on a stick.
If Christ loved & forgave people, why can't Christians?
If Christ loved and forgave people, why can't christians?
If Christians are righteous, I'll be a leftist.
If Ciaro is so friendly, why is it full of Muslim terrorists?
If Clinton & Co. is "mainstream," I want out of the river.
If Clinton & Gore were in a sinking ship, who'd be saved?  America!
If Clinton allow gays in Military, Generals get new AIDS.
If Clinton can do it, Americans should make their votes retroactive.
If Clinton didn't inhale, how come his brain is fried?
If Clinton didn't inhale, then Dan Quayle is a world class speller.
If Clinton is a waffle, Hillary is the waffle iron!
If Clinton is the Answer, it Must have been a Stupid question!
If Clinton is the answer then we asked the wrong question.
If Clinton is the answer we asked the wrong question.
If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question!
If Clinton is the answer, it's a really STUPID question.
If Clinton is the answer, the question must be stupid.
If Clinton is the answer, we asked the wrong question.
If Clinton was only going to tax the rich, how'd I get rich so fast?
If Clinton was only gonna tax the rich, how did I get so rich so fast?
If Clinton was the answer, it was a stupid question!
If Clinton wins send candy.  He's already had Flowers.
If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers!
If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers.
If Clinton's so good, why does Arkansas have problems?
If Clinton's the answer, it must've been a dumb question!
If Clinton's the answer, it must've been a really dumb question!
If Coceedans are tri-sexual, what really goes on?
If Columbus discovered America, why did Vespucci get the credit.
If Commodore had sold sushi, they'd have called it, "cold, dead, fish."
If Commodore were to market sushi, they'd call it "cold, raw fish"...
If Congress had a 900 number, we wouldn't have a national debt.
If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, What's Baby Oil Made From?
If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
If Counselor Troi only knew what I was thinking.
If Cows have HORNS, they why do they MOO instead of Honk?
If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
If DOS was an airline, would you purchase a ticket?
If Dan Linton falls in the forest, does h