F Troop, next on Nick At Night - Tom
F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
F is for Formalhaut, where Cthuga doth dwell
F is for Forward, the 10th deck pick-up joint
F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings
F r o m  the  s l o w  s p e a k e r s  o f  A m e r i c
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!.
F u cn rd ths u mst b n nglsh tchr!
F x S = k.  The product of freedom and security is a constant.
F x S = k.  The product of freedom and security is a constant. - l.n.
F x S = k.  The product of freedom and security is a constant."<Niven>
F! - Mrs. Flamiel My folks are gonna kill me. - Ralph (Animaniacs)
F*** tha police! - NWA
F*** the New World Order, I like things the way they are!
F**k censorship!
F**k me if I'm wrong but is your name Albert?
F**k'em if they can't take a joke!
F**king brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ.
F**king stomachache (Lt. Ripley...last words)
F-117...the sound of freedom.
F-14 Tomcat: World's largest distributor of MiG parts!
F-16 Falcon:  Worlds fastest distributor of Mig-29 Fulcrum parts.
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish, Rimmer. - Lister
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish. --Lister.
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish. --Rimmer.
F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino
F-Shock: discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino.
F-ine F-irm F-igured F-emales F-loat my F-rigate
F. B. I. does it under cover.
F. LEE BAILEY - Case Closed
F. Lee Bailey gives new meaning to the phrase: "Do as I say, not as I do."
F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
F.A.R.T.S.:  Fast Acting Relief of Tummy Stress.
F.B.I.  F.earless B.and of I.diots
F.I.A.W.O.L.
F.I.J.A.G.H.
F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association
F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout
F/A-18 Hornet fires Exocet missile - #$%$@&*#!@NO CARRIER
F1 - [Panic]  F2 - [Passout]  F3 - [Smash keyboard]  F4 - [Cry]
F1 [Panic]  F2 [Pass out]  F3 [Smash keyboard]  F4 [Cry]
F10 for manual entry?  You mean, I gotta type the whole manual?
F10?!  Dang!  Wrong key!  Now I have to think up another tagline!
F117A - When it absolutely, positively HAS to be taken out overnight.
F1[Panic] F2[Pass out] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
F27, H53, Authenticated ZM, Fire FPF -=}Squawk{+*
F6 - Add Tagline
F6F6C6 - Zoned decimal number of the beast
F:\< Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
FA: Failsafe Armed
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC: To Serve and Protect.
FACT:  A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
FACT:  There are more horse's asses than there are horses.
FACT: 9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
FACT: 9 out of 10 rotweillers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
FACT: A conservative will blink when struck with a hammer
FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer.
FACT: Men suffer more from female hormones than women.
FACT: SuperButtons can bend cold steel with his bare head.
FACT: There are more horse's asses than horses
FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
FACT: fourteen out of ten people like chocolate.
FACTOR ANALYSTS rotate their principal components
FACTS (Def.):  Things Which Tend To MODERATE Opinions.
FACTS!    YOU WANT FACTS!?
FACTS. They tend to moderate opinions.
FACTs do not ceast to exist, because they are ignored!
FAILSAFE: FAIL = Ooops. SAFE = Shelter constructed for the AfterOops.
FAIR is a mosquito on the windshield of life.
FAIRBANKS MORSE EATS ALCOS FOR BREAKFAST.
FAITH = Forsaking All I Take Him
FAITH = Forsaking All I Trust Him
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
FAITH HEALING NETWORK: Killing children in the name of Jesus!
FAITH is acting on the WORD of GOD!
FAITH:  Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth and located.
FAITH: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth are located.
FAITH: standing at the edge and taking one more step.
FAITHFUL HUSBAND:  One whose alimony check is always on time.
FALSE ADVERTISING: Easy Installation!
FALSETTOS do it two octaves higher.
FAMILY(n):where the term "insane" is a RELATIVE term.
FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Victor Borga.
FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Whoopie Goldborg.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:  "C'MON GUYS, LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:  "WELL I THINK THATS THE LAST OF THEM"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: GO AHEAD LORENA...I DARE YOU TO.
FAMOUS, adj.  Conspicuously miserable.
FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/n)
FANATIC: Marching to the beat of a dead horse.
FANATIC: One who's enthusiastic about something you have no interest in.
FANATIC: One who's enthusiatic about something you have no interest in
FANATIC: one enthusiastic about something you don't care about.
FANTASY ROLE PLAYERS do it all night.
FANTASY ROLE PLAYERS do it in a dungeon.
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all night
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a dungeon
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a group
FAQ                   Frequently Asked Questions
FARBLE: One who farts in bathtub, then bites the bubbles!!
FARFROMKRAPPIN...German for Constipated !
FARMERS do it all over the countryside
FARMERS do it in the dirt
FARMERS do it on a corn field
FARMERS plant it deep
FARMERS spread it around
FARMERS spread it around.
FART(n):an audio test of your waste-disposal system
FART.EXE not found (A)bort (R)etry (Y)ah retry ahhh!
FART.EXE not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (Y)eah retry ahhh!
FART: Firearms, Alcohol, Religion & Tobacco (formerly ATF)
FARTHER: One's male parent.
FASA          FAntaSimulations Associates
FASHION, n.  A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for FOOD.
FASTRNU: Faster than you.
FAT = Circumferentially ENHANCED.
FAT GIRLS : More bounce per ounce, more fun per ton !
FAT TABLE CORRUPT.  Please lose weight.
FAT table corrupted!  Try a skinny one?
FATAL ERROR #10070:  Sysop late for work
FATAL ERROR #1071:  SYSOP BANKRUPT
FATAL ERROR #2002:  User Executed.
FATAL ERROR IN GETALIFE.SYS; making Sysop.com
FATAL ERROR READING LEFT BRAIN:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)rolic.
FATAL ERROR using Mouse:  Please bury/replace.
FATAL ERROR! Mac user detected! Entering stupid mode...
FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...
FATAL ERROR*DATA LOST*HARDWARE DESTROYED*HAVE A NICE DAY
FATAL ERROR:  SYSOP BANKRUPT
FATAL ERROR:  Size of thought exceeds available memory.
FATAL ERROR:  SysOp out of environment space.
FATAL ERROR:  Sysop late for work
FATAL ERROR:  User Executed
FATAL ERROR: User Executed
FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
FATAL MEMORY ERROR!  But .... what the hell WAS it?
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR:  Press F13 to continue...
FATEL ERROR!  300 baud connection detected.  SYSTEM HALTED!
FATHER CHRISTMAS activates Dec 19 - Dec 31
FATHER: The parent who investigates the alarming noise outside at 3am
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
FAVORITISM! I dream of being spat in the face
FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.
FAY: Fetch Amulet of Yendor
FB: Find Bugs
FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators
FBI Lesson #7: Gas the children to save the children.
FBI Lesson #8: Flatten the building to save the children.
FBI Patty Melt - Crow as feds crash
FBI WARNING: It is illegal to copy FBI warnings
FBI does it under cover.
FBI man to another: Have you booked any good reds lately?
FBI!  Drop the sword, McLeod! -- Fox Mulder
FBI! Come on out or our tanks will BURN YOU OUT!
FBI: Fat Bumbling Idiots!
FBI: Federal Baby Incinerators
FBI: Federal Baby Incinerators.
FBI: Federation of Borg Immolators.
FBI: Female Body Inspector.
FBI: Female Body Investigator
FBI: Free Beer Inside.
FC: Fry Console
FCC: Fools & Company Corp.
FCE: Fill Core with Epoxy
FCJ: Feed Card and Jam
FCJ: Feed Cards and Jam
FD: Failsafe Disarmed
FD: Forget Data
FDDI users do it with counter rotating rings
FDISK in not an computer-orientated swear word.
FDR declared us THE ENEMY with a his State of Emergency--Look it up!!
FDR: Feed Disk Randomly
FE-FI-FO  FE-FI-FO-FO -- Mike Tyson's phone number.
FEAR  Face everything and recover
FEAR  False events appear real
FEAR  Forget everything and run
FEAR - False Evidence Appearing Real.
FEAR:  False Evidence Appearing Real.
FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.
FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
FEDERAL TAXPRESS: Government's term for overnight taxing
FEELIN  Musicians do it with passion.
FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
FELL OFF OF THE CLIFF by Eileen Dover
FEMA = Federal Excuse for Mythical Assistance.
FEMALE, n.  One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
FEMALE.EXE cannot be copied onto itself! Insert MALE.EXE in drive A>
FEMALE:  [n] One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
FEMINISM.COM Corrupted: A)bort W)hine S)creech
FEMINISM:  The radical notion that women are superior to men.
FEMINISM: The radical idea that men are scum.
FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are people. <G>
FEMMSA : the radical notion women are people.
FEMMSA motto : Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
FENCERS do it in a full lunge
FENCERS do it with a thrust
FENCERS do it with three feet of sword
FENCERS have good tip control.
FERA: Forms Eject and Run Away
FERGIE does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth.
FETISH..A kind of cheese made from goat milk
FETUS..One of the leading characters on Gunsmoke
FETUSES do it in-vitro
FEVER: A good deed done for another.
FF bottles of beer on the wall
FF bottles of beer on the wall.
FF3: Moogles, Opera, Espers, and MORE!!!
FFF: Form Feed Forever
FIAWOL          Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIBBER - You're A Hard Man, Mr. McGee
FICKLENESS, n.  The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.
FIDE ET OPERA
FIDELITY, n.  A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
FIDO Lie  #20     I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO Lie  #23     I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO Lie #23: I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO Lie #XXIII: I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO and planet connect are going nuts!
FIDO is a bad boy sometimes.
FIDO lie  #01     I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo.
FIDO lie  #02     I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie  #03     I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie  #04     There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie  #05     I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie  #06     Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie  #07     I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie  #08     Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie  #09     Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie  #10     Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie  #11     Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie  #12     Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or not
FIDO lie  #13     The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie  #14     NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie  #15     You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie  #16     NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie  #17     I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie  #18     My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie  #20     I can come up with enough Roman Numerals all of these.
FIDO lie  #21     My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie  #22     I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie  #I       I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie  #II      I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie  #III     I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie  #IV      There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie  #IX     Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie  #V      I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie  #VI     Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie  #VII    Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie  #VIII   This is a Hobbiest's Network.
FIDO lie  #VIII   This is a Hobbyist's Network.
FIDO lie  #X      Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie  #XI     Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie  #XII    Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or not
FIDO lie  #XIII   The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie  #XIV    NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them
FIDO lie  #XIX    I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie  #XV     You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie  #XVI    NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie  #XVII   I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie  #XVIII  My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #01 I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie #01: I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #02 I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #03 I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #03: I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #04 There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #04: I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo.
FIDO lie #05 I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #06: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie #07 Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #07: I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #08 This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #08: I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO lie #09 Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #09: I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie #10 Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #11 Other nets don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #11: My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #12 Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #12: My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #13 You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #13: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #14 Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #15 I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #15: Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #16 My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #16: Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #17 I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #17: The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #18 My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #18: There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #19: This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #20: I can come up with enough Roman Numerals all of these.
FIDO lie #20: Who gives a **** whether the Other nets interfere or not?
FIDO lie #21 My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #21: You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #22: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie #22: Your SysOp doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #23: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #24    I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #I       I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie #II      I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #III     I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #IV      There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #IX      Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #V       I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #VI      Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #VI: I never heard of an Off line reader!
FIDO lie #VI: I'm always on topic.
FIDO lie #VI: Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #VII      I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie #VII     Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #VIII    This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #VIII: This is a Hobbiest's Network.
FIDO lie #X       Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #XI      Other nets don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #XII     Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #XII: Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or not
FIDO lie #XII: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #XIII    You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #XIII: The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #XIV     Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #XIV NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #XIX: I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #XV      I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #XV You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #XVI     My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #XVII    I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #XVII: I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #XVIII   My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #XVIII: My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #XX  I can come up with enough Roman Numerals for all of these
FIDO lie #XXI: My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #XXII: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie IX - We don't take it seriously
FIDO lie VIII - I don't pay attention to that FLAME echo.
FIDO lie X - We welcome new members
FIDO lie XI - 'a loose collection of anarchists'
FIDO must be sick.  Its nodes are stopped up!
FIDO! Quit vomiting your food!
FIDO's been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages!
FIDO...Information dog run...
FIDO:  Finding Interesting Dead Organisms
FIDO: A dog run over in the middle of the information superhighway
FIDO: A dog run over on the Information Superhighway.
FIDO: F*ck it drive on.
FIDO: Fading Into Discreet Obsolescence
FIDO: Fading Into Discrete Obsolescence.
FIDO: Finding Incoming Directly Overhead!
FIDO: Finding Interesting Dead Organisms
FIDO: Fix it, Don't Obey
FIDO: Flagrant idiocy demands opposition!
FIDO: Foolish Idolatry Deemed Obligatory
FIDO: Freedom is definitely outlawed!
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Discussion Organizer.
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Dog Offerings. --Denise Altoff.
FIDO: Frighteningly Inaccurate Discourse Observed
FIDO: Fundamental integrity declared obsolete
FIDO: Fundamentally Inane Dialogue Overview.
FIDO: Ministry for information distribution.
FIDO: The dinosaur of the 20th century
FIDO: all the social dynamics of kindergarten.
FIDONET = Information frontage road.
FIDONET(n): what the pound employees use for aquisitions
FIDONET: Fiends, Imps, Devils and Other Nasty Evil Things!
FIDONet International Mail Network - You Don't Know How Lucky You Are.
FIDONet:  Tagline Superhighway
FIDONet? I dunno. I can't use it; don't know how.
FIDOnet - a net used to catch dogs...
FIELD TEST:  Putting your software out to pasture.
FIELD: noun, a forest without the trees.
FIFO            First in, first out
FIGHT BACK!  Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
FIGHT CRIME * SHOOT BACK!
FIGHTER PILOTS do it at incredible speeds.
FIJAGH: Fandom Is Just A Ghoddam Hobby
FILE ALLOCATION TABLE BAD:  One leg fell off
FILE CLINTON.LIE. CROSSLINKED WITH TRAITOR2.USA
FILE NOT FOUND: SHALL I FAKE IT?
FILE t-=]];ldKShUOSD'',.?/xsas NOT FOUND - Remove Toddler to continue.
FILE to sort out, later.    Thanks, Soleil!
FILEMAN.EXE:  Windows file name, standing for File Mangler.
FILES=0.5 FCBS=Huh? STACK=BLOWN BREAK=GIMMEA
FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME
FILES=20 BUFFERS=15 first quarter, second down, five yards to go... :)
FILES=21 BUFFERS=17 4th Quarta', 3rd Down, 6 yds. t' go.  Yo' Man!!
FILES=21 BUFFERS=17 4th Quarter, 3rd Down, 6 yds. to go!
FILES=30   BUFFERS=20   FCBS=SAYWHAT   BREAK=GIMME[A]
FILES=30 BUFFERS=10 STACKS=BLOWN BREAK=GIMMEA
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on de 20, 1st and 10.
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on the 20, 1st and 10.
FILES=5, BUFFERS=7, 3rd down, 5 yards to go..
FINANCE PROFESSORS don't do it at all; apparently.
FINANCIAL ADVICE: Never play cards with a man named ACE!
FINCH: Completed, as in "Are you finch yet?"
FINE  Fearful; Insecure; Neurotic; Emotional
FINGER  Musicians do it with their instruments.
FINGERS activates after Nov 11th, 1990
FINSTER'S LAW:  A closed mouth gathers no feet.
FIRE FIRE FIRE No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  "Is anyone down range?"
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  Is anyone down range.
FIREARM.CLP loaded, begin shooting (Y/N)?
FIREFIGHTING - The most respected profession in the world
FIREMEN DO IT HOTTER!
FIREMEN are always in heat
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FIREMEN do it wearing rubber
FIREMEN do it with a big hose
FIREMEN find `em hot, and leave `em wet
FIREMEN have bigger hoses.
FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt.
FIRST NETWORK:  Triangle of string with a tin tied to each corner.
FISH                  First In, Still Here
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
FISHERMEN do it for reel
FISHERMEN have long rods.
FISHERMEN have long rods.   
FISHING=Jerk on one end of a pole waiting for a jerk on the other end.
FIT2SKI: Fit to ski.
FITB                  Fill In The Blank
FIZZICIAN(n): Soda jerk?
FIle leeches suck! huh Yeah, let's burn 'em! huh huh huh
FL Fact: All Floridians Must Be Tanned!
FL Fact: Four way flashers mean you can turn in ANY direction!
FL Fact: New Yorkers come to FL to use our Tanning Salons in Winter!
FL Fact: Red Light means 6 more cars may enter the intersection!
FL Fact: Snowbirds tan in Winter, Floridians tan in Summer
FL Fact: We're the Lightning Capitol of the World! %*$%#@!NO CARRIER
FL Motel rates: Seasonal $200/ night, Off Season $10/night
FL Rental Car Special: Optional Turret Gun with ammo purchase!
FL SINGLES helps the pain of loneliness go away.
FL SINGLES reminds me that I matter.
FL SINGLES reminds me that there are others in my boat.
FL TV Fact: Our weather is Always better than the rest of the country!
FL: Number One in Geriatrics Care!
FL: Single Women outnumber Single Men 10 to 1 <in the age 70+ bracket>
FLA FLA FLOWLY
FLAGPOLE SITTERS do it in the air
FLAIL: Not to succeed.
FLAME ON!!! - The Human Torch
FLASH activates after Jun 1990
FLASH!  Elvis + Hitler seen dancing at local club!!
FLASH!  Jeremy Mullins seen swinging across town with Catwoman
FLASH! Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
FLASH! Intelligent life discovered on Earth!....Where? Where???
FLASH! Lorena Bobbitt nominated as Surgeon General!
FLASH! Pee-Wee herman seen at X-rated film in Barney costume!!
FLASH! Rush Limbaugh denies being gay!
FLASH!: Rush Limbaugh denies being gay!
FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
FLASH**** Suicidal twin, kills sister by mistake****
FLASH:  Donald Duck hurt in three-car quack-up onI-95.  Film at 11:00.
FLASH:  Lemrick Nelson acquitted.  100,000 Hasidic Jews riot and burn.
FLASH: 1000 wigs stolen in Miami!  Police combing city...
FLASH: Dwarf Seer escapes from jail: Small medium at large!
FLASH: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!
FLASH: Eveready Bunny arrested! Charged with battery.
FLASHLIGHT: Device used to store dead batteries.
FLATTERERS LOOK LIKE FRIENDS the way wolves look like dogs.
FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.
FLATTOP - A girl who hasn't begun to mature yet.
FLAUTISTS blow crosswise
FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug. ... PENTIUM SLOGAN:  Redefining
FLD: FLing Disk
FLESH, n.  The Second Person of the secular Trinity.
FLEWBYU: flew by you (this was on a Corvette).
FLI: Flash Lights Impressively
FLINTSTONES:  Yabba Dabba Don't
FLIP activates the 2nd of any month
FLIPS AND TUMBLES: by JIM NASTICS
FLIRT:  A hit-and-run lover.
FLOOD -- TMBG
FLOOR -- (n) the place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
FLOPPY DISK - Serious curvature of the spine
FLOPPY DISK: Serious curvature of the spine.
FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts
FLOPPY: Condition of a user's stomach due to no exercise.
FLORIDA ROULETTE: Wear T-shirt that says "I AM A TOURIST".
FLOTATION: A shipboard romance.
FLOW CHART: Graphic picture of the fastest way to the can
FLOWERS!  Is there a JOHN LUCK PICKARD here?  ... Q - Tapestry
FLOWERS: A gift bought by a man with a weak alibi.
FLR: Flash Lights Randomly
FLUSH TWICE ! IT'S A LONG WAY TO OTTAWA !!
FLUSH the incumbents, restore citizen government.
FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath! -Calvin
FLUTISTS blow crosswise.
FLW: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
FLWs: "Does a three save against death magic?"
FLWs: "Dragon?  What dragon?"
FLWs: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort (R)etry (B)ailout
FLY.COM down. (A)bort (R)etry (Z)ipup?
FLYERS do it in the air
FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
FLYING - The most fun you can have with you clothes on!
FM DISC JOCKEYS do it in stereo and with high fidelity
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo, and with high fidelity.
FM broadcasters do it with Frequency.
FM: Forget Memory
FMP: Finish My Program
FNORD! This tagline does not exist.
FOA - Ferret Owners Anoymous
FOAF                  Friend Of A Friend
FOBL          Fell outta bed laughing
FOCL          Fell outta chair laughing
FODDER: Opposite of mudder.
FOG WARNING: Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt
FOLGERS TEA, good enough to be served in Starfleet's finest starships.
FOLK:  Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
FOMC          Falling Off My Chair (laughing)
FOMCROFL      Fell Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing!
FONT: Not lost, as in "I once was lost, but now am font."
FOOD.CAT not found: Terminating HAPPY.CAT.
FOOL'S GOLD is Green!
FOOLPROOF?? gimme USER-proof & I'll buy it!!!
FOOT IN MOUTH: Saying what you think without thinking.
FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it in pads.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
FOPC: False Out-of-Paper Condition
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN GET OFF! SHE'S DEAD JIM!!
FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY  Do not write below TOP line
FOR SALE - Encyclopedia, hardly used.  My wife knows EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE -- Encyclopedia, hardly used.  I already know EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE Echoes '92! Don't laugh, I'm broke.
FOR SALE Echos '92! Don't laugh, I'm broke.
FOR SALE:  Iraqi rifles.  Never fired, only dropped once.
FOR SALE:  Parachute - used once, never opened, small stain.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
FOR SALE: 2,500 Atlanta Braves World Series Caps. (Cheap)
FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs
FOR SALE: Encyclopedia, hardly used - wife knows EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE: Great taglands in Florida, real cheap.
FOR SALE: Illiterate Hard Drive (can't read or write)
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifles. Never fired, dropped once.
FOR SALE: Land in Somalia. Real Cheap. Free Food.
FOR SALE: Older model tag, no line. $25 or b/o.
FOR SALE: One Iraqi rifle.  Never fired,  dropped once.
FOR SALE: One canary, going cheep.
FOR SALE: One cloaked Romulan warbird ornament, $50.
FOR SALE: Pentium processed Can Opener - $3,000
FOR SALE: Programming manuals.  Must C to appreciate.
FOR SALE: The Taglynn Bridge, cheap for you today only!
FOR SALE: USED IRAQI RIFLES. Like new, never fired, dropped once.
FOR SALE: Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle.
FOR SALE: Used Dyson sphere, needs work. Priced to sell.
FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line
FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
FORCE yourself to stay away!
FORCEPS - Giant baby tweezers.
FORCEPS: Giant baby tweezers.
FORD            F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD            Figure On Repairs Daily
FORD            First On Race Day
FORD            Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD            Found On Road Dead
FORD            Found On Road Disabled
FORD    Fix or Repair Daily.
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD:  Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin]
FORD:  Found On Roadside Dump
FORD: F**ked On Race Day
FORD: F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD: F**king Obsolete Road Device.
FORD: F**ks Other Racing Dogs
FORD: Fails On Rainy Days.
FORD: Figure On Repairs Daily
FORD: First On Race Day
FORD: First On Rainy Days.
FORD: First On Road to Dump.
FORD: First On Rust and Deterioration.
FORD: Fix Or Replace Daily
FORD: Flip Over, Read Directions.
FORD: Found On Road Dead.
FORD: Found On Road Disabled
FORD: Found On Road, Dead
FORD: Found On Rubbish Dump.
FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!
FORDBBQ: on a ford pinto.
FORE!.........................................<BONK!<
FORE: The number after three.
FORECAST: Guess
FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used pointing out two malefactors.
FOREIGN FILM:  Any movie shown in Texas theatre that isn't a western.
FORENSICS: (n) Ten.
FOREPLAY..A term used when golfing
FOREPLAY: A golfing term.
FOREPLAY: group sex with 4 people???? :)
FORESHADOWING! - Tom as character mentions obvious thing
FORESKIN..Against one's will (as in..foreskinably detained)
FORESTERS do it in trees
FORFEIT:  What most animals stand on.
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
FORGERS do it hot
FORK YOU!
FORM activates the 24th of any month
FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C
FORMAT C: [Y/y]  Resistance is futile.
FORMAT C:\Congress in 1996>   ( Y, y )?
FORMAT WILL work on my server! See, don't you feel dumb?!
FORMAT:  The easiest way to keep software out of others' hands.
FORMATTING HARD DRIVE (C)ontinue (A)bort (P)anic
FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps
FORTH PROGRAMMERS do it from behind
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
FORTITUDE: Life after age forty-one.
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS just DO it
FORTRAN and seven years ago...
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
FORTUNE TELLERS do it with crystal balls.
FORTY DAYS IN THE SADDLE by Major Ashburn.
FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
FOSSIL Driver : He who chauffers old folks around
FOUR MASTED SCHOONER:  __________~|_~|_~|_~|\\_________
FOUR-WHEELERS do it with better grip.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.   
FPC: Feed Paper Continuously
FPL:  Florida Plunder and Loot.
FPT: Fire Photon Torpedoes
FR: Flip Record
FRANK AND OPEN DISCUSSION: Flaming row
FRANK CAPRA - It's a Wonderful Afterlife
FRANK SINATRA - From Here to Eternity
FRANK SINATRA does it his way
FRANK ZAPPA - HELP! I'm <hard as> a rock!
FRANKFLUID - [n] The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages.
FRATERNITY MEN do it with their little sisters
FRAUD: on a Porsche 911 Carerra.
FRAVISTOIDS! We need more Fravistoids!
FRED                  [Flippin'] Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRED FLINTSTONE - Yabba-dabba-done!
FRED ROGERS - No More Mr. Nice Guy
FRED SANFORD - I'm Here Elizabeth, it was the big one!
FREE ADVERTISING SPACE !!!  (Call now for details.)
FREE BAJOR!!  (But what if I don't *want* any Bajor?)
FREE BLUE WAVE UPGRADES FOR AS LONG AS YOU OWN YOUR CAR.
FREE MARS - PPG and Terrorist Appreciation Kit sold separately.
FREE MARS!   Yes Yes I'll take a couple!
FREE THE KIDS! Stop violence against children.
FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
FREE The Fortune 500 from taxation !
FREE The Random 100 Taglines from Galore !
FREE speech? Hah! Got your tax bill yet?
FREE to a good home - cute baby taglines, housebroken.
FREE to a good home, cute baby taglines, housebroken.
FREE with Windows NT is a 500-page troubleshooting manual.
FREE: The number preceeding fore.
FREEDOM ISN'T CHEAP AND IT NEVER GOES ON SALE
FREEDOM is the *RIGHT* to shoot back!
FREEDOM...void where prohibited by law
FREEWARE:  What everything should be.
FREEZE!  I'm Officer Simpson.  You Have The... Right... DONUTS!`
FREEZE!!!!! Unhand that tagline or I'll shoot!!!!
FRENCH HORN *****- self-explanatory.
FRENCH TICKLER.....A guy with a feather from Paris
FREQ; File Request - available to sysops.
FRERE JACQUES activates any Friday
FREUD found it everywhere.
FRG: Fill with Random Garbage
FRIDAY THE 13TH COM activates Friday the 13th
FRIDGE MAGNET:  What your 2-year-old uses to stick floppies together.
FRIEND: Someone you know all about but like anyway.
FRIENDLESS, adj.  Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
FRIENDLESS, adj.  Having no favors to bestow.  Destitute of fortune.
FRIENDLESS, adj. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune.
FRIENDS:  The people who stab you in the front.
FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
FRINGE BENEFIT: Theft by the executive
FRIODE: A bidirectional diode.
FROG'S ALLEY activates the 5th of any month
FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs.
FROG: An amphibian with edible legs.
FROINLEVIN!
FROM NOW ON MY RALLYING CRY IS "SO WHAT?"
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - Cryogenically Preserved
FRS: Fetch Ring of Sauron
FRUIT FARMERS can do it with melons.
FRUSTRATED HACKERS use self-modifying infinite perversion
FReq "BWTAG" for Blue Wave for TAG; H16,V34,VFC; Points welcome
FReq BWAVEOS2 (BW reader 2.20 for OS/2); HST,VFC,V34+; Points welcome!
FReq BWTAG (Blue Wave door v3.11 for T.A.G.) - Points welcome!
FReq FMAILZIP for FMAIL98A.ZIP - HST\VFC\V34 - Points welcome!
FReq TAGU27C.ZIP (23k) for the 2.7b->2.7c upgrade release
FReq X00 for version 1.53a (AV # NEC243   RAYMOND L. GWINN)
FS: Feign Sleep
FSE: Fake Serious Error
FSH - fish misspelled.
FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
FSM: Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate
FSR: Form Skip and Runaway
FSRA: Forms Skip and Run Away
FSRA: Forms Skip and Run-Away
FSU Seminoles -- 1993 National Collegiate Football Champions!!!!!!!!
FSU Seminoles -- 1993 Orange Bowl Champions!!!!!!!!
FSU Seminoles -- 1993 State University Football Champions!!!!!!!
FSU Seminoles -- ACC Football Champions 1992, 1993!!!!!!!
FSU-28  UM-10; FSU-33  UF-21: State Football Champions of Florida `93
FSWG ; Fill Screen With Garbage
FTL           Faster Than Light
FTL Express. When it positively had to be there yesterday!
FTP the Ultimate Calculator from garbo.uwasa.fi, in pc/math/ucalc24.zip
FU MANCHU activates after aug 1st, 1989
FUBAR                 [Fouled] Up Beyond All Recognition (or repair)
FUBAR           Fouled up beyond all repair
FUBAR         Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR - F****d Up Beyond All Recognition!
FUBAR -- military term which describes Clinton's foreign policy.
FUBAR-F---ed up beyond all repair
FUBAR-Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR; F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.
FUBAR; Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUBS            Fidonet Used Book Squad
FUBS, we're looking for a few good bookworms.
FUBS-Fido Used Book Squad
FUBS. We're looking for a few good bookworms.
FUBS:  Fidonet Used Book Squad
FUBS:  bookworms looking for a good time
FUBS: A book in the mail is a WONDERFUL way to change :( to :).
FUBS: Been there, Done that, Got the T-shirt...
FUBS: Fidonet Used Book Squad.
FUBS: bookworms looking for a good time...
FUBS? Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.....Nothing beats a FUBS.
FUCHSIA: Opposite of past.
FUEL GAUGE: Der Walletemptyung Meter
FUGGHEAD: Fannish term meaning roughly airhead
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
FUN.....MORE FUN.....IS MORE FUN.....BACKWARDS IS MORE FUN
FUNGI: The life of the party.
FUNHOG: seen in Montana.
FUNK OFF!
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.   
FURTB                 Full Up Ready To Burst (regarding a hard drive)
FUWOTD; Fed up with off-topic discussions.
FUZZY THEORISTS both do it and don't do it
FWIW                  For What It's Worth
FYA     :For your amusement
FYBR: Follow Yellow Brick Road
FYEO    :For your eyes only
FYI                   For Your Information
FYI: [Censored] You, Idiot.
FYI; For Your Information
FYIO          For Your Information Only
FZMT: And how 'bout you Fauna, ya wanna?
FZMT: And you are my sofa.
FZMT: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am..
FZMT: Evelyn, a modified dog, viewed the fringe of a quivering doilly
FZMT: Is that a Real poncho or a Sears poncho?
FZMT: Moon Unit, where did I go wrong?
FZMT: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon...
FZMT: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter...
FZMT: Tax the churches!!!!!
FZMT: The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
FZMT: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat yellow snow.
Faaabulous! The prince! - Crow lisps
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fables of the reconstruction of the fables of the reconstruction of...
Faboo! - Wakko
Fabulous Russian cosmonaut babes!  - Tom
Fac meam diem.  -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fac meam diem. --Clintus Eastwoodus.
Fac meam diem. --Clintus Estvoodicus.
Fac meam diem. --Dirtius Harrius.
Face it - we're deader than corduroy. --The Cat.
Face it Bob, you threw up *on* All!
Face it Orville, you threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
Face it Sean, you threw up *on* Cal!
Face it! There won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John remains dead
Face it,  you threw up *on* Cal!
Face it, Dad. The season's OVER. -Calvin
Face it, Michael had a hand in it.
Face it, my friend....The skeletons have come out of your closet!
Face it, you're stuck in a dead end job.
Face it- this is the most worthwhile thing you've done all day.
Face reality: the lottery is always won by other people!
Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasy and fairy tales.
Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasy and plenty of Drugs.
Face the face of fear, face the face of Death!
Face! - Tom Servo after fooling Dr. Forrester
Facent Solitudinus, Pacem Appelant. - Josephus
Facing a choice of 2 evils?  Pick the one not yet tried.
Facing the facts makes it hard to get up in the morning.
Fact is solidified opinion
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't.
Fact remains, it's still an artifact. :-<
Fact without theory is trivia.  Theory without fact is bullshit.
Fact.  Stranger than any science fiction.
Fact:  14 out of 10 people logged on to the Net do not know what carpal is.
Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten WOMEN eat chocolate.
Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten people like sex.
Fact:  Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle wristwatch.
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fact: 99.9+% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data is the System
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L 'er.
Fact: Ten out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
Fact: You can take a spin around Babylon 5 by standing still
Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact:14 out of every 10 people like chocolate.
Facta, non verba.
Factoid: Number of days in 1991 - 365. In 1988 - 366.
Factoid: Something similar to a fact.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Factorial:  truth vs. reality  (FACT-OR-REAL... get it?)
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. - s.w.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. -S.W.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math look *exciting*
Facts -- attempts to explain magic through logic.
Facts Are Stupid Things -- Ronald Reagan
Facts Exist -- No Matter How Unpalatable !
Facts and Truth are not necessarily the same!
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Facts are facts and won't disappear on account of your likes.
Facts are obstinate things. - Joseph Stalin
Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them.
Facts are stubborn things - T. Smollett
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable - L.J. Pete
Facts are stubborn things.
Facts are stubborn things. (Smollett)
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Facts are stupid things - R. Reagan
Facts are stupid things - Ronald Reagan
Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.
Facts are such stubborn little bastards! Use them with care...
Facts are wasted on He.
Facts are wasted on Orville Bullitt.
Facts are wasted on Orville.
Facts cannot be altered by a wish, but they can destroy the wisher.
Facts cannot prevail against faith, or adamant folly.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - A. Huxley
Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored. A. Huxley
Facts do not support Egos; they support Ideas.
Facts don't cease 2 exist just because they're ignored.
Facts just get in the way and impede progress.
Facts w/o theory is trivia. Theory w/o facts is bull...
Facts we eat.  Garbage we toss.
Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant. --The Borg.
Facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
Facts, though interesting, are usually quite irrelevant.
Facts?  I should change my mind because you have FACTS?!
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Fade for advertisement playing the "ominous horns" - drink!
Fade out already, they got the joke. - Slappy Squirrel
Fade to the 70's...Decade of shame - Crow
Fades to sounds of off-stage cackling and laughing.......
Faex Accidat
Fafafofo FOOEY.
Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen!
Fahrflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after a sneeze!
Fahrflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after a sneeze.
Fahrflungnudel: Mouthful of spaghetti and a sneeze.
Fahrvegnookie (n): Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvegnookie: (n) sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergn*kie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagon.
Fahrvergnookie:  German word for sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: (v) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: German word for sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnughen- More than a mouthful
Fahrvergnukie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnukie: Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fail to prepare - Prepare to fail
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
Failed democracies VOTE themselves into tyranny.
Failing on a promise to make coffee?
Failing that, they're gonna do their best to kill you. - Big Julie
Failure is a highly contagious disease.    Paul Newman
Failure is impossible.
Failure is never FATAL and SUCCESS is never FINAL.
Failure is never fatal and success is never final
Failure is not defeat... until you stop trying.
Failure is not in falling down, but in staying down.
Failure reading Drive A: (A)Abort; (R) Retry; (W)Whine
Failure reading left brain (A)bort (R)etry (F)rolic?
Failure(n.): Opportunity to try again, more intelligently.
Failure: Opportunity to try again, more intelligently.
Failures want pleasing methods, successes want pleasing results.
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Faint soggy rotting melting industrial grandma smell-Crow
Faint, yet pursuing. - Judges 8:4
Fair Fight is an Oxymoron
Fair Play.
Fair is foul, & foul is fair. Hover through the fog & filthy air. - w.s.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair. - the umpire
Faire DOS 6.2:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! _
Faire l'amour sans capote .. c'est comme un text sans TAGLINE... :)
Fairview Mall, I know I've never tried to fly there. - Dione
Fairview's Law # 2:  If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for newspa
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Faith alone saves, but faith that saves is not alone.
Faith can move mountains of inventory. - 78th Rule of Acquisition
Faith can rewrite your future.
Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. (Rom 10:17)
Faith does not offer the least support for proof of truth. - Nietzsche
Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
Faith fills the fundy headwhere facts and knowledge fear to tread.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in.
Faith has need of the whole truth. de Chardin
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hand on.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
Faith hears, believes the incredible, and receives the impossible.
Faith is a gift from God.
Faith is a voluntary anticipation. St. Clement
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Clemens
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Twain
Faith is believing what you know ain't so..
Faith is larger than any "ifs." - Stephen Mitchell
Faith is not a pill you swallow, but a muscle you use.
Faith is not wishing to know what is true.
Faith is not wishing to know what is true. - Nietzsche
Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we don't see.
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
Faith is the bird that sings while it is still dark.
Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than a distant horizon.
Faith is the equation of feeling with knowledge.
Faith is to the soul what a mainspring is to a watch.
Faith is where one BELIEVES to SEE.
Faith makes things possible, not easy.
Faith of our fathers, holy faith, We will be true to thee till death!
Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith. -- Unamuno
Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith. Unamuno
Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith. de Unamuno
Faith will move mountains.
Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed.
Faith will not die while seed catalogues are printed.
Faith without action is dead...
Faith without works is dead.  (Jas 2: 17, 20)
Faith without works is dead. - James 2:26
Faith! not logic, sustains and gives value to life.
Faith, Hop, and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop.
Faith, even when profound, is never complete.  Jean-Paul Sarte
Faith, even when profound, is never complete.<Sarte>
Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be un
Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.
Faith. manages. Delenn
Faith:  Permitting ourselves to be seized by things we don't see.
Faith:  not *wanting* to know what is true.
Faith: ability to believe what you know darned well ain't so. - M. Twain
Faith: firm belief in something where there is no proof.
Faithful Husband: One whose child support check is always on time.
Faithful are the wounds of a friend. - Proverbs 27:6
Faithful disciple of Jack Butler, the God of Taglines.
Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
Fake court will now begin - Mike
Fake it 'til you make it!
Fake it till you make it.
Fake love, fake war.
Falcons Fly and Fulcrums Die....
Falkon is deadmeat
Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears abolish the rules made of stone
Fall is when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Fall mountain, just don't fall on me.  Hendrix
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Fall not in love, therefore it won't stick to your face.
Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Fallacy of Women's Movement: work means power or self-fulfillment
Fallatio is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it.
Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic
Fallen Underwear: by Lucy Lastic
Fallen is Babylon the Great! She has become a home for demons. -Rev 18:2
Falling Cookware Area.  DEADPAN Expression Required.
Falling Off a Cliff: Ilene Toofar
Falling Trees: Tim Burr
Falling Trees: by Tim Burr
Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash!
Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.
Falling from the roof of a building won't kill you.  Landing will.
Falling hurts least those who fly low and slow.
Falling in love is hard on the knees
Falling in love with a Super Villian is trouble with a capitol "trub".
Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
Fallopian tube - part of a television.
Fallopian tube: part of an entertainment system.
Falloween...A pumpkinless holiday.
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
False Christian Scum? Bring on the True Christian Scum!
False Memory Syndrome, eh?  Suddenly pedophiles are psychology experts?
False Memory Syndrome?  Suddenly pedophiles are psychology experts?
False accusation of rape creates economic rape.
False accusations of treason are themselves treason.
False appearance of fine speech
False economic assumptions are the root of all evil.
False modesty is better than none.
Falsies ... the bust money can buy.
Falsify some lab reports while your at it - Dr. F
Fame is a flippant lover
Fame is but for a moment.  Obscurity endures forever.
Fame is chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fame is proof that people are gullible.  Emerson
Fame is proof that people are gullible. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fame is temporary, but infamy lasts forever.
Fame:  Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fame: chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Famed psychic's head explodes. (See page 12)
Familiarity breeds a fundamentalist
Familiarity breeds attempt
Familiarity breeds children.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children
Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also.
Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Familiarity breeds contemptand children
Familiarity breeds familiarity.
Familiarity breeds.
Family Food:  We surveyed 100 people who ordered pizza and asked them...
Family Law: Where there's a sibling, there's quibbling.
Family Photo     :-) :-) :^9       Julie, MUST you ruin every shot?
Family Tree ????  More like a noxious weed.
Family Tree Research - Now THAT'S something I can "Relate" to!
Family Tree?  More like a noxious weed.
Family Trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!
Family Trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
Family Trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!
Family Trees can be hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR DATA FILES!
Family fibs: "We never mind watching your child (dog or plants)."
Family fibs: "You mean you can't stay for dinner? I'm so disappointed
Family fibs: I would love for Mom to come live with us.
Family fibs: We love seeing you.
Family fibs: We never mind watching your child (dog or plants).
Family fibs:"You mean you can't stay for dinner? I'm so disappointed."
Family planning:  (O-> x O-+) x 5 = ooooo
Family tree? Well, my grandpa planted an Oak once, does that count?
Family trees cast shadows of forgotten ancestors.
Family trees traced:- $1,000  Family trees covered up:- $10,000
Family trees wither if no one maintains the roots!!
Family vacation: 5 bags; 4 kids; 7 thought-you-packed-its
Family values:  A euphemism for theological fascism.
Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
Family will always be there boyfriends come and go.
Family: Blood is thicker than water.
Famous DM Farewells: "It hits and...hold on, I need more dice"
Famous DND Quote - I disbelieve... Ok ...I run.
Famous Japanese hi-scoring hockey player: Heeshutsee
Famous Japanese hi-scoring hockey player: Heeshutsee.
Famous Last Insult: Hey Vampyra, BITE ME!
Famous Last Insults - "Hey DRACULA..... BITE ME!"
Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Mnementh!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words # 2: But it's only a LITTLE red dragon.
Famous Last Words #01:  "+25 to hit, +30 damage?  YOU GO FIRST!"
Famous Last Words #01:  "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #01: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words #01: Where do you want me to sign that contract?
Famous Last Words #02:  "12 Death Knights?  I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #02:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #02:  "You and *WHAT* army?"
Famous Last Words #02:  "and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #02: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #02: Let's go to the Bookstore. --JFK.
Famous Last Words #02: You and *WHAT* army?
Famous Last Words #03:  "12 Death Knights?  I close the door"
Famous Last Words #03:  "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #03:  "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #03: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous Last Words #03: YES, I checked the water for throat leeches...
Famous Last Words #04:  "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #04:  "Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!
Famous Last Words #04:  "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #04: It's perfectly safe. Let me show you.
Famous Last Words #04: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this
Famous Last Words #05:  "Allah sucks'n you're all a bunch of Ragheads!"
Famous Last Words #05:  "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #05:  "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #05: WHAT guard?
Famous Last Words #06:  "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #06:  "Beholder--beschmolder...  Let me at it!"
Famous Last Words #06:  "Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds"
Famous Last Words #06:  "Hey, Cthulhu!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #06: Dragon? What dragon?
Famous Last Words #06: Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!
Famous Last Words #07:  "Beholder--beschmolder Let me at it!"
Famous Last Words #07:  "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #07:  "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #07: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon.
Famous Last Words #07: You and what army?
Famous Last Words #08:  "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #08:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #08:  "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #08: Maybe I'll just dabble in Enochian.
Famous Last Words #09:  "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
Famous Last Words #09:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon"
Famous Last Words #09:  "I wait until I can see its eyes..."  Kerag
Famous Last Words #09: You and *WHAT* army?
Famous Last Words #101:  "You don't look so tough"
Famous Last Words #102:  "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #103:  "You'll sic an army of swans on me?  HAHAHA"
Famous Last Words #104:  "You're a sorry excuse for a God"
Famous Last Words #105:  "I drank WHAT?"
Famous Last Words #106:  "C'mon guys--we're a TEAM!"
Famous Last Words #107:  "Where'd that arrow come from?"
Famous Last Words #108:  "We killed the last of the Bugbears"
Famous Last Words #10:  "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant"
Famous Last Words #10:  "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #10:  "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #10: You saw a WHAT around the corner?
Famous Last Words #11:  "C'MON GUYS!  LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!"
Famous Last Words #11:  "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #11:  "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #11: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #11: Oh Sh*t!
Famous Last Words #11: Your mother wears army boots.
Famous Last Words #12:  "C'MON GUYS!  LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!"
Famous Last Words #12:  "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #12:  "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #13:  "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #13:  "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #13:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #14:  "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #14:  "Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon..."
Famous Last Words #14:  "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #14:  "I hit the Fire Elemental with my wood staff."
Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #15:  "12 Death Knights?  I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #15:  "Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon"
Famous Last Words #15:  "Did I REALLY???"
Famous Last Words #15:  "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #16:  "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #16:  "A 25th lvl mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #16:  "Did I REALLY???"
Famous Last Words #16:  "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #16: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #17:  "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Famous Last Words #17:  "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Chthulhu control?
Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Cthulhu control?
Famous Last Words #18:  "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #18:  "Don't worry, it doesn't bite"
Famous Last Words #19:  "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat"
Famous Last Words #19:  "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi"
Famous Last Words #19: "Did he say FORD or FORE?"
Famous Last Words #19: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #1:  "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #20:  "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #20:  "Then we just clip this little wire here..."
Famous Last Words #21:  "Dragon?  What dragon?"
Famous Last Words #21:  "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words #22:  "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #22:  "Forget Demigorgon - I want that gold"
Famous Last Words #23:  "Don't worry  it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #23:  "Forget picking th'lock-just kick th'door down!"
Famous Last Words #23:  "Forget picking the lock--just kick the door dow
Famous Last Words #24:  "Glad that's over.  I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words #24:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #25:  "Glad that's over.  I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words #25:  "Go ahead--I dare you!"
Famous Last Words #26:  "Ha!  I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words #26:  Yes, I know how to delete files.
Famous Last Words #26: "Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words #27:  "Have I ever let you down before?"
Famous Last Words #27:  "Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!"
Famous Last Words #27:  "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #28:  "Hey, Cthulhu!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #28:  "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #29:  "Hey, Dragon - got a light?"
Famous Last Words #29:  "It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you..."
Famous Last Words #2:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #2: "Did I Really ....?"
Famous Last Words #2: It's perfectly safe. Let me sho
Famous Last Words #30:  "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words #30:  "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #31:  "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words #31:  "Mongols? I don' see no Mo" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #32:  "I don't see any archers"
Famous Last Words #32:  "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Famous Last Words #33:  "+25 to hit, +30 damage?  YOU GO FIRST!"
Famous Last Words #33:  "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words #34:  "I go up and try to pick the Lich's pocket"
Famous Last Words #34:  "I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?"
Famous Last Words #34:  "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #34:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words #34: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #35:  "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Famous Last Words #35:  "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #35:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #36:  "I lit the emergency candle.  Why's it hissing?"
Famous Last Words #36:  "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
Famous Last Words #36:  "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #37:  "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #37:  "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #37:  "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #38:  "I pay my taxes in copper pieces"
Famous Last Words #38:  "I think the dragon's asleep..."
Famous Last Words #39:  "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
Famous Last Words #39:  "I snap the staff in two"
Famous Last Words #39:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #3:  "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #3:  "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #3: Wiring a plug is *dead* easy!
Famous Last Words #40:  "I think it's dead"
Famous Last Words #40:  "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag
Famous Last Words #40:  "Lolth, Schmolth  get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #41:  "Forget Demigorgon  I want that gold..."
Famous Last Words #41:  "I think the dragon's asleep"
Famous Last Words #41:  "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
Famous Last Words #42:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #42:  "I'm not afraid..."
Famous Last Words #42:  "What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #42: What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?
Famous Last Words #43:  "Damn, Tiamat  you're one UGLY dragon..."
Famous Last Words #43:  "I wait until I can see its eyes" - Kerag
Famous Last Words #43:  "It's not poisonous..."
Famous Last Words #44:  "I want to challenge my god to a duel"
Famous Last Words #44:  "It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you..."
Famous Last Words #44:  "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves..."
Famous Last Words #45:  "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
Famous Last Words #45:  "I'm not afraid"
Famous Last Words #45:  "Let's not worry about that now..."
Famous Last Words #46:  "I don't see any archers..."
Famous Last Words #46:  "I read a book on magic--what could go wrong?"
Famous Last Words #46:  "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #47:  "It's not poisonous"
Famous Last Words #47:  "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Famous Last Words #47:  "Nope.  No trap on THIS chest..."
Famous Last Words #48:  "It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you"
Famous Last Words #48:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #48:  "What's that green stuff drippin' from the..."
Famous Last Words #49:  "Let's not worry about that now"
Famous Last Words #49:  "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Famous Last Words #49:  "Make me!  I dare you..."
Famous Last Words #4:  "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #50:  "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #50:  "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #50:  "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
Famous Last Words #51:  "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump"
Famous Last Words #51:  "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #51:  "That's not a Beholder.  It's a Spectator..."
Famous Last Words #52:  "12 Death Knights?  I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #52:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #52:  "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #53:  "Make me!  I dare you"
Famous Last Words #53:  "No one ever died from it..."
Famous Last Words #53:  "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
Famous Last Words #54:  "Dragon?  What dragon?"
Famous Last Words #54:  "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #54:  "Nope.  No trap on THIS chest..."
Famous Last Words #55:  "Don't worry, it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #55:  "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #55:  "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #56:  "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #56:  "Naw - it's just sleeping"
Famous Last Words #56:  "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #57:  "No one ever died from it"
Famous Last Words #57:  "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #57:  "That could never happen here..."
Famous Last Words #58:  "Nope.  No trap on THIS chest"
Famous Last Words #58:  "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #58:  "We're not too high up..."
Famous Last Words #59:  "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #59:  "Oh, don't be so paranoid..."
Famous Last Words #5:  "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #60:  "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #60:  "Oooops..."
Famous Last Words #60:  "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #61:  "I'm not afraid..."
Famous Last Words #61:  "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #61:  "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves..."
Famous Last Words #62:  "Have I ever let you down before?"
Famous Last Words #62:  "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #62:  "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #63:  "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat..."
Famous Last Words #63:  "Oh, don't be so paranoid"
Famous Last Words #63:  "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #64:  "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #64:  "One skeleton?  No problem"
Famous Last Words #64:  "That could never happen here..."
Famous Last Words #65:  "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #65:  "Oooops"
Famous Last Words #65:  "That's not a Beholder.  It's a Spectator..."
Famous Last Words #66:  "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #66:  "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves"
Famous Last Words #66:  "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
Famous Last Words #67:  "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #67:  "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #67:  "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #68:  "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Famous Last Words #68:  "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #68:  "Then we just clip this little wire here..."
Famous Last Words #69:  "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words #69:  "That could never happen here"
Famous Last Words #69:  "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #6:  "Hey, Cthulhu!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #6:  "Hey, Ctulhu!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #70:  "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words #70:  "That sounded like dragon wings"
Famous Last Words #70:  "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #71:  "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #71:  "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #71:  "That's not a Beholder.  It's a Spectator"
Famous Last Words #71:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #71: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #71: "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #71: I think it's dead...
Famous Last Words #71: Naw - it's just sleeping...
Famous Last Words #72:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #72:  "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya"
Famous Last Words #72:  "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #73:  "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #73:  "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #74:  "Then we just clip this little wire here"
Famous Last Words #74:  "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #74:  "Trolls are wimps!  Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #75:  "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #75:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #75:  "Trust me!  I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #76:  "Geez  you guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?
Famous Last Words #76:  "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #76:  "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #76:  "Wow!  You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #77:  "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #77:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #77:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #78:  "Hey, Dragon  got a light?"
Famous Last Words #78:  "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words #78:  "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
Famous Last Words #79:  "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #79:  "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #79:  "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #7:  "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #80:  "Trolls wimps!  Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #80:  "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #80:  "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Famous Last Words #81:  "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #81:  "Trust me!  I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #81:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #82:  "Trolls are wimps!  Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #82:  "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #82:  "We're not too high up..."
Famous Last Words #83:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #83:  "Well, I think that's the last of them..."
Famous Last Words #83:  "You're a sorry excuse for a God..."
Famous Last Words #84:  "Watch me moon that werewolf"
Famous Last Words #84:  "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #85:  "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #85:  "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #86:  "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #86:  "We hire Orcus to be our guide"
Famous Last Words #87:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #87:  "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #88:  "We're not too high up"
Famous Last Words #88:  "What's that green stuff drippin' from the..."
Famous Last Words #89:  "Well, I think that's the last of them"
Famous Last Words #89:  "What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #8:  "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #90:  "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #90:  "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #91:  "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #91:  "Why bother checking for traps?"
Famous Last Words #92:  "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #92:  "Wow!  You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #93:  "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #93:  "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #94:  "What's that green stuff drippin' from the"
Famous Last Words #94:  "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #95:  "What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #95:  "You don't look so tough..."
Famous Last Words #96:  "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #96:  "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #97:  "Why bother checking for traps?"
Famous Last Words #97:  "You'll sic an army of swans on me?  HAHAHAHA...
Famous Last Words #98:  "Wow!  You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #98:  "You're a sorry excuse for a God..."
Famous Last Words #99:  "...and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #99:  "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches"
Famous Last Words #9:  "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Def One
Famous Last Words #9:  "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag
Famous Last Words - I hate it when that happens.
Famous Last Words : "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words from TV:  "Book him Dano."
Famous Last Words no. #25 : "Bye-bye!"
Famous Last Words of history: "Father, beam me up." --Jesus Christ
Famous Last Words of history: "I drank what?!?" --Socrates
Famous Last Words:  "Absolutely."
Famous Last Words:  "Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!"
Famous Last Words:  "Allah sucks!"
Famous Last Words:  "Backups?  My Hard drive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words:  "C'mon!  We're a team!"
Famous Last Words:  "Don't Push that but"
Famous Last Words:  "Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Famous Last Words:  "Don't worry - it doesn't bite"
Famous Last Words:  "Don't worry, it doesn't bite."
Famous Last Words:  "Dragon?  What dragon?"
Famous Last Words:  "Ha!  I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words:  "Hey!  What can possibly go wrong?"
Famous Last Words:  "Hey, Cthulhu!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words:  "Hey, Dragon -- got a light?"
Famous Last Words:  "Honey, These biscuits are tough!"
Famous Last Words:  "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words:  "I drank what?" - Socrates
Famous Last Words:  "I think the dragon's asleep "
Famous Last Words:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words:  "I'm not afraid."
Famous Last Words:  "It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you."
Famous Last Words:  "Let's win this one and go home" - Custer
Famous Last Words:  "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words:  "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-"  >THWEEEeeeCHUNK!<
Famous Last Words:  "No, I don't wear a seat belt."
Famous Last Words:  "Oh SHIT!"
Famous Last Words:  "Oh, don't be so paranoid!"
Famous Last Words:  "Oh, shit"
Famous Last Words:  "That could never happen here."
Famous Last Words:  "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean!"
Famous Last Words:  "Then we just clip this little wire here "
Famous Last Words:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words:  "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words:  "Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this"
Famous Last Words:  "Trust me!"
Famous Last Words:  "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words:  "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words:  "What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words:  "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words:  "Who's the chick with the spiders?"
Famous Last Words:  "You and *WHAT* army?"
Famous Last Words:  "You don't look so tough."
Famous Last Words:  Backups?  My Harddrive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words:  Cool! Demon tracks! Let's follow 'em!
Famous Last Words:  Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Famous Last Words:  Glad that's over with.  I'm taking off my armor.
Famous Last Words:  I am immortal!
Famous Last Words:  I have two tickets on the Titantic.
Famous Last Words:  I only had a couple beers.
Famous Last Words:  I've read two books on magicwhat could go wrong?
Famous Last Words:  Let's go to the Bookstore - JFK.
Famous Last Words:  Only had a couple beers; gimme my car
Famous Last Words:  Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.
Famous Last Words:  Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words:  You turned the power off, right?
Famous Last Words: "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words: "Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix."
Famous Last Words: "Don?..That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words: "HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey OJ! Is that A KNIFE in your hand?"
Famous Last Words: "Hey look, guys! Its Hillary! The b..."
Famous Last Words: "Hey!  This pit really is bottomless!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey, baby, whats your sign?"
Famous Last Words: "Honey! you got a package! its ticking!"
Famous Last Words: "I NEVER need to use a condom."
Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words: "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words: "I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket"
Famous Last Words: "I have NO change! Buzz off freak"
Famous Last Words: "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "I shall assume full responsibility for losing them."
Famous Last Words: "I thought you had the plane tickets!"
Famous Last Words: "I was supposed to bring the ammo?'
Famous Last Words: "I'm just going into the card shop to look..."
Famous Last Words: "It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations."
Famous Last Words: "Lets goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "No, I don't wear a seat belt."
Famous Last Words: "Nobody Ever DIED From This!"
Famous Last Words: "Oh, man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!"
Famous Last Words: "That can't happen here!"
Famous Last Words: "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean, would he?"
Famous Last Words: "This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!"
Famous Last Words: "This should be easy!"
Famous Last Words: "Trust me, you don't need this file."
Famous Last Words: "Uh-huh. You and what army?"
Famous Last Words: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words: "Watch me slay the sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "We Ain't Comin' Out."
Famous Last Words: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words: "Were safe now, the CIA is here!"
Famous Last Words: #44: Hey there ugly Borg dude! &*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Famous Last Words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
Famous Last Words: Allah sucks!
Famous Last Words: Boy, Romulan, are you ugly! #$^ NO CARRIER
Famous Last Words: Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
Famous Last Words: Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
Famous Last Words: C'mon!  We're a team!
Famous Last Words: Do you mind if I come inside, Mr. Dahmer?
Famous Last Words: Does a three save against death magic?
Famous Last Words: Don't Push that but.
Famous Last Words: Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Famous Last Words: Don't worry, I can handle it!
Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Famous Last Words: Dont Push that but......
Famous Last Words: Dragon, what dragon?
Famous Last Words: Get of the ship now!
Famous Last Words: Glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
Famous Last Words: Go ahead, I dare You!
Famous Last Words: Ha!  I NEVER pay income tax!
Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
Famous Last Words: Hey there turtle headed Klingon dude!
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Famous Last Words: Hey you! Dotty Warner!
Famous Last Words: Hey! This really is a bottomless pit!
Famous Last Words: Honey, These biscuits are tough!
Famous Last Words: Honey, These biscuits suck!
Famous Last Words: Hurricanes aren't very dangerous.
Famous Last Words: I NEVER need to use a condom.
Famous Last Words: I am immortal!
Famous Last Words: I bet it's an illusion.
Famous Last Words: I coulda' had a V8. --Nicole Simpson.
Famous Last Words: I disarmed the trap.
Famous Last Words: I don't need no stinking seat belts!
Famous Last Words: I drank what? --Socrates.
Famous Last Words: I feel lucky. Let me roll for initiative!
Famous Last Words: I find this whole thing shocking. --T. Bundy.
Famous Last Words: I go up to the leech and pick his pocket.
Famous Last Words: I go up to the leech and try to pick its pocket.
Famous Last Words: I go up to the lich and pick his pocket.
Famous Last Words: I have two tickets on the Titanic.
Famous Last Words: I know Karate, and several other Japanese words.
Famous Last Words: I know that's an illusionary dragon!
Famous Last Words: I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
Famous Last Words: I never fall off.
Famous Last Words: I only had a couple beers.
Famous Last Words: I think it's dead
Famous Last Words: I think the dragon's asleep
Famous Last Words: I thought you had the plane tickets!
Famous Last Words: I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP>
Famous Last Words: I wonder how much this car will do?
Famous Last Words: I'm just going into the card shop to look...
Famous Last Words: Indians? I don't see any Indians! --Custer.
Famous Last Words: Is that a gun Yoko? --John Lennon.
Famous Last Words: It'll never happen in America.
Famous Last Words: It's fine! I did the calculations on my Pentium.
Famous Last Words: It's fine, my Pentium did the calculations.
Famous Last Words: It's not loaded.
Famous Last Words: It's only a scratch.....
Famous Last Words: Kids, don't try this at home!
Famous Last Words: Let's go to the Bookstore. --JFK.
Famous Last Words: Let's not worry about that now
Famous Last Words: Lets goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words: Lets win this one and go home. --Custer.
Famous Last Words: Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!
Famous Last Words: Maybe I'll just dabble in Enochian
Famous Last Words: No Lock can Hold Me. H. Houdini
Famous Last Words: No one ever died from it.
Famous Last Words: No, I don't wear a seat belt.
Famous Last Words: No, it's NOT loaded.
Famous Last Words: Nobody Ever DIED From This!
Famous Last Words: Nothing can penetrate this armor.
Famous Last Words: Nothing ever happens on the first level.
Famous Last Words: Nuclear shells DON'T explode when dropped.
Famous Last Words: Oh Sh*T!
Famous Last Words: Ohhhh, shiiii
Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys.
Famous Last Words: Oooops.
Famous Last Words: Ouch! Ouch! Owwwww! --John F. Kennedy.
Famous Last Words: Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts.
Famous Last Words: Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls
Famous Last Words: That can't happen here!
Famous Last Words: That could never happen here.
Famous Last Words: That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya...
Famous Last Words: The DM wouldn't be THAT mean, would he?
Famous Last Words: The Dragon Lance Saga stinks!
Famous Last Words: Then we just clip this little wire here
Famous Last Words: They couldn't hit a barn at this distance.
Famous Last Words: They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist
Famous Last Words: They're only Kobolds!
Famous Last Words: This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
Famous Last Words: This bunker can withstand a OH SH%*@$)(@
Famous Last Words: This is a test message.
Famous Last Words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this.
Famous Last Words: Trust me! I'm a consultant.
Famous Last Words: Trust me! I'm an expert!
Famous Last Words: Trust me, I KNOW what I'm doing. <snicker snicker>
Famous Last Words: Trust me, you don't need this file.
Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
Famous Last Words: Try it, you'll like it.
Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous Last Words: Watch me slay that sleeping dragon.
Famous Last Words: We ain't comin' out.
Famous Last Words: We really didn't need a Cleric anyway.
Famous Last Words: We're not too high up.
Famous Last Words: What are you doing over there?
Famous Last Words: What does format C drive mean?
Famous Last Words: What pit?
Famous Last Words: What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?
Famous Last Words: What's this button marked 'eject right' do?
Famous Last Words: What's this red button do?
Famous Last Words: Why bother checking for traps?
Famous Last Words: Yes, I know how to delete files.
Famous Last Words: Yes, cut the red wire! I'm sure that's right!
Famous Last Words: Yes, this phaser is emp....OOOPS!
Famous Last Words: You and *WHAT* Army?
Famous Last Words: You don't want that last French fry, do you?
Famous Last Words: You'll sic this army of swans on me? :) HAHA....
Famous Last Words: Your mother wears army boots.
Famous Last Words:"I always wanted to be a hero" - Darkwood
Famous Last Words:"I think I disarmed it" -Darkwood
Famous Last Words:"I think the dragon's asleep."
Famous Last Words:"That thief is stupid to want to kill me" - Darkwood
Famous Quotes: "...and tits doesn't belong on the list!" - G. Carlin
Famous Quotes: "Cowabunga, dude!" - B. Simpson
Famous Quotes: "Did I do that?" - S. Urkel
Famous Quotes: "Let's get dangerous." D. Duck.
Famous Quotes: "Missed it by that much!" - M. Smart
Famous Quotes: "Would you believe...?" - M. Smart
Famous RPG Quote - I disbelieve... Ok ...I run.
Famous Simpsons quotes: "Doh!"
Famous clowns -- Bozo, Clarabell, Ronald McDonald, Homey and Clinton.
Famous clowns -- Bozo, Clarabell, Ronald McDonald, Homey and Gore.
Famous last words  "Mr. Crusher, you have the Con."
Famous last words # 23:  What kind of stupid god are you anyway?
Famous last words # 69:  You're a sorry excuse for a Mistress.
Famous last words #05: Awww... Cut it out. --John Bobbitt.
Famous last words #10: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous last words #11: No, it's NOT loaded.
Famous last words #13: Oooops.
Famous last words #42: "Who let Tom drive?"
Famous last words #6 "Father Abbot there are some Vikings to see you."
Famous last words - Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous last words - Icarus:  "Aaaahhhhhhhhh!"
Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.
Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome:  "Burp"
Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..
Famous last words - You and what army?
Famous last words ... "Oh Shit".
Famous last words before the Chicago fire: What harm can one cow cause
Famous last words of Icarus:  Aaaahhhhhhhhh!
Famous last words of Jesus Christ:  "Father, beam me up."
Famous last words"The GM won't let us die!"
Famous last words... The DM won't let us die!
Famous last words... The GM won't let us die!
Famous last words... Why's the DM smiling?
Famous last words..."Hey! That gun doesn't scare me!"
Famous last words:  "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous last words:  "Don't worry, I can handle it".
Famous last words:  "Dragon, what dragon?"
Famous last words:  "Here, let me show you."
Famous last words:  "I know exactly what I'm doing!"
Famous last words:  "I only had a couple beers."
Famous last words:  "Look at all the Indians."  --Gen. Custer
Famous last words:  "No one ever died from this!"
Famous last words:  "No, it's NOT loaded."
Famous last words:  "OK, I snap the staff in two and...."
Famous last words:  "Ohhhh, shiiii..."
Famous last words:  "Oops!"
Famous last words:  "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous last words:  "The GM won't let us die!"
Famous last words:  "This is the safe way to do it"
Famous last words:  "Trolls are wimps!  Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous last words:  "We aren't lost!"
Famous last words:  "We're encountering minor turbulence"
Famous last words:  "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous last words:  "What happens if you touch these two wires toge"
Famous last words:  "Yeah, right!"
Famous last words:  Don't worry, it's safe.
Famous last words:  Don't worry...I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Famous last words:  Have you ever seen a Great White do this before...?
Famous last words:  I do.
Famous last words:  I hope OSHA doesn't find out about this...
Famous last words:  I shall assume full responsibility for losing them
Famous last words:  I'm coming !  I'm coming !
Famous last words:  Mafiaso...?
Famous last words:  OJ !  You bastard...
Famous last words:  This area has already been swept for land mines...
Famous last words:  This is a test of the Emergency Warning Broadcast System...
Famous last words:  This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Famous last words:  What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
Famous last words:  What, me worry...?	
Famous last words:  Who are those guys, anyway...?
Famous last words:  You attach this bungee cord, where...?	
Famous last words:  what does this "self-destruct" button do?
Famous last words: "Aim for the Head" G. Gordon Liddy
Famous last words: "Are you REALLY a Borg?"
Famous last words: "Aw isn't that the cutest little Snarf Beast?"
Famous last words: "Awww... Cut it out." - John Bobbitt.
Famous last words: "Awwwcut it out." Big John Bobbit.
Famous last words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous last words: "C'mon guys, let's show her who's boss!"
Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it"
Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it".
Famous last words: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat!"
Famous last words: "Dragon, what dragon?"
Famous last words: "Forget picking the lock. Just kick the door down."
Famous last words: "Forget picking the lock... just kick the door down."
Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you!
Famous last words: "Guinan, make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster."
Famous last words: "Heck, I could beat Eleminster ANYDAY!"
Famous last words: "Hey!  This really is a bottomless pit!"
Famous last words: "Hey! What can possibly go wrong?"
Famous last words: "Hiyah, Captain BALDY!"
Famous last words: "I drank what?" -- Socrates
Famous last words: "I know exactly what I'm doing!"
Famous last words: "I never heard of a sword of party member slaying."
Famous last words: "I only had a couple beers."
Famous last words: "I snap the staff in two..."
Famous last words: "I think the dragon's asleep."
Famous last words: "I want to challenge my god to a duel!"
Famous last words: "I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP>"
Famous last words: "I'm not afraid."
Famous last words: "Is that a gun Yoko?" - John Lennon
Famous last words: "It's not loaded."
Famous last words: "Jeez, guys, you ever seen so many orcs? Guys?"
Famous last words: "Let's win this one and go home" - Custer
Famous last words: "Look at all the Indians."  --Gen. Cus
Famous last words: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous last words: "My sword said WHAT???"
Famous last words: "No need losing one's head over it" - M. Antoinette
Famous last words: "Oh, don't be so paranoid!"
Famous last words: "Oh, we won't die.  The DM won't let us."
Famous last words: "Ohh, shiiiiii...."
Famous last words: "Oops"?!? Whaddya mean "Oops"?!?
Famous last words: "Q, you can't kill ME!"
Famous last words: "So I slept with the waiter - so what?"
Famous last words: "Try it, you'll like it."
Famous last words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous last words: "We won't die.  The DM won't let us."
Famous last words: "What the hell is that noise?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
Famous last words: "Who's the chick with the spiders?"
Famous last words: "Worf, you MUST be a wimp."
Famous last words: "You Cardassians are a bunch of weenies!"
Famous last words: "You and what army?"
Famous last words: "You don't want that last french fry, do you?"
Famous last words: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?!?"
Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
Famous last words: Absolutely.
Famous last words: Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of towelheads!
Famous last words: Always.
Famous last words: Awww... Cut it out. --John Bobbitt.
Famous last words: Awww... cut it out. Big John Bobbitt.
Famous last words: Backups?  My hard drive won't crash!
Famous last words: Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds.
Famous last words: C'mon guys, let's show her who's boss!
Famous last words: Certainly.
Famous last words: Damn it, this thing won't die!
Famous last words: Do you mind if I come inside, Mr. Dahmer?
Famous last words: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous last words: Don't worry, it doesn't bite.
Famous last words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat!
Famous last words: Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Famous last words: Go ahead, I dare You!
Famous last words: Here, let me show you.
Famous last words: Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.
Famous last words: Honey, these biscuits are tough...
Famous last words: Hurricanes aren't very dangerous.
Famous last words: I NEVER need to use a condom.
Famous last words: I ain't afraid of no fractals!
Famous last words: I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake
Famous last words: I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
Famous last words: I found the traaaaaaaaap....
Famous last words: I know exactly what I'm doing!
Famous last words: I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
Famous last words: I shall assume full responsibility for losing them.
Famous last words: I snap the staff in two...
Famous last words: I thought you had the plane tickets!
Famous last words: I'm INVINCIBLE!
Famous last words: I'm not afraid.
Famous last words: Icarus "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh....."
Famous last words: Indians?  I don't see any Indians!
Famous last words: It's not loaded.
Famous last words: It's not poisonous.
Famous last words: It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you.
Famous last words: Kids, don't try this at home!
Famous last words: Let's not worry about that now.
Famous last words: Lightning can't hit us at this dist...
Famous last words: Make me! I dare you!
Famous last words: Make sure it's not plugged in.
Famous last words: Money!
Famous last words: NO!  You may not have another cookie.
Famous last words: Never.
Famous last words: No hidden cameras in this store.
Famous last words: No one ever died from it.
Famous last words: No one ever died from this!
Famous last words: No, I don't wear a seat belt.
Famous last words: OK.
Famous last words: Oh SH*T!
Famous last words: Oh man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!
Famous last words: Oh, don't be so paranoid!
Famous last words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys
Famous last words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys.
Famous last words: Oops!
Famous last words: Oww!
Famous last words: Perfectly safe.
Famous last words: Seat belts? I don't need to use `em.
Famous last words: Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls!
Famous last words: That could never happen here.
Famous last words: That could never happen to me.
Famous last words: The DM won't let us die!
Famous last words: The GM won't let us die!
Famous last words: Then we just clip this little wire here...
Famous last words: They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..
Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it.......
Famous last words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this...
Famous last words: Trust me, I *know* what I'm doing.
Famous last words: Trust me, I'm a consultant.
Famous last words: Trust me, I'm an expert.
Famous last words: Try it, coppers!
Famous last words: Uh ...
Famous last words: Undoubtedly.
Famous last words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous last words: We are encountering minor turbulence.
Famous last words: We aren't lost!
Famous last words: We won't die. The DM won't let us.
Famous last words: We're not too high up.
Famous last words: Well, would you like to try?
Famous last words: What does THIS button do?
Famous last words: What does format C drive mean?
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
Famous last words: Who's the chick with the spiders?
Famous last words: Why bother checking for traps?
Famous last words: Yeah, right!
Famous last words: Yes, I know how to delete files.
Famous last words: Yes.
Famous last words: You and *WHAT* army?!?
Famous last words: You don't look so tough.
Famous last words: You saw a WHAT around the corner?!?
Famous last words: You shouldn't have anymore problems
Famous last wordsThe DM won't let us die!
Famous last wordsThe GM won't let us die!
Famous last wordsWhy's the DM smiling?
Famous spokesperson for hire (*CHEAP!*) email to: oj@lajail.com
Famous words in TV history: McCoy: He's DEAD, Jim.
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Fan club?  What kind of celebrity clubs their fans?!?
Fan makers are the best blowers in the business.
Fanatic:  Marching to the beat of a dead horse.
Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.
Fanatic: One who can't change his mind and won't change the subject
Fanatic: One who redoubles his effort after he's lost sight of his aim
Fanaticism is not a gender issue; it's a mental health issue. - MB
Fanaticism is the 11th deadly sin.
Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.
Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten.
Fanaticism: redoubling your effort when your aim is forgotten.
Fanatics do what they know God would do if God had all the facts.
Fancy that .....I most certainly DO!
Fandemonium: Noise that breaks out at a sporting event.
Fandom and computers!  There *must* be cheaper hobbies.
Fandom is my shelter from an insane world.
Fandom was the car.  Sanity was the guard rail on the hairpin turn...
Fandom--drugs would be cheaper
Fandom: I think drugs would be cheaper.
Fandruff: Dust and lint that accumulate on a room fan.
Fangs for the Memories! -- Vampire, The Musical!
Fangs, tail, fur.. I'm ready for a night in the woods.
Fanny Hill was an 18th century call girl without a phone.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fantasies are Reality Turned Sideways!
Fantasies are dreams from the heart.
Fantasies are reality waiting to happen !!!!
Fantastic dreams come true, inventing something new.. -Rush
Fantasy Alert!!   Janet is Daydreaming again!
Fantasy RPG Famous Last Words: "Oh man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!"
Fantasy Roleplayers do it all night.
Fantasy Withdrawl! Get me to a holodeck, **quick**!!
Fantasy as the bait, with history as the hook. - W. Heydt on the SCA
Fantasy is just reality that hasn't happened to YOU, yet!
Fantasy is my shelter from an insane world.
Fantasy role players DO IT all weekend.
Fantasy role players DO IT in a group.
Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group.
Fantasy: A government that doesn't have it's hand on your wallet.
Fantestical!
Far Out and Solid and Right On, Man! -- Cheech & Chong, '72.
Far Right: Fascist, Far Left: Communist.  Same thing diff
Far be it from me to proposition a senior officer. - Data
Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
Far off, most secret and inviolate ...
Faraday's Lecture Rule: An hour is long enough for anyone.
Farber's First Law: Give him an inch and he'll screw you.
Farber's Fourth Law: Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Farber's Second Law: A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
Farewell, King Under the Mountain. - Bilbo Baggins
Farewell, good Thief. - Thorin Oakenshield
Farfergnookie: Sex in a VW
Farfignewton -  a long way 'till the next cookie..
Farfignewton - a long way 'till the next cookie..
Farfignewton ..... The cookie of large DOS programs
Farfignewton = the cookies are out of reach
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton:  German word meaning "The joy of cookies"
Farfignewton:  n., from German, ergonomic cookie.
Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie."
Farfignewton: German for "the joy of cookies"
Farfignewton: a long way 'til the next cookie.
Farfignewton: a long way to the next cookie
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Farfignewtonthe cookie of the stars .
Farflungnoodle:Mouthful of spaghetti after a good sneeze!
FarfromZ@Uin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
Farfromflopin (n): German for "bra".
Farfromgroovin:  A volkswagen full of geeks.
Farfromnickles:  Clinton's new tax on first graders.
Farfrompoopin - German word for constipation.
Farfromthinkin - 3 Blondes in a Volkswagen
Farfromthinkin - Three blondes in a convertible.
Farfromthinkin : Two blondes in a Volkswagen.
Farfromthinkin:  Clinton with his mouth open.
Farfromthinkin:  Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
Farfromthinkin: 2 blondes in a Volkswagen
Farfromthinkin: Clinton with his mouth open.
Farfromthinkin: Three Blondes in a convertible.
Farfromthinkin: Two blondes in a Volkswagen
Farfromthinkin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
Farfromthinking :  4 blondes in a Volkswagon.
Farfromthinking : 4 blondes in a Volkswagon.
Farmer Bill dies in house.
Farmers are just plain folks.
Farmers are the salt of the earth.
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Farmers do it in the spring!
Farmers do it on a corn field.
Farmers do it with Deere.
Farmers do it with cows, sheep and other assorted animals.
Farmers grow magnets in magnetic fields ...
Farmers plant it deeper.
Farmers spread it around.
Farmhands Feel Better
Farr Away: Vulcan sex on vacation.
Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
Fart.....What was that you said Shane?
Fartenpooten: German Vehicle Powered by Natural Gas
Fartfignewton - Cookie flatulence
Fartfignewton: Cookie Flatulence
Farting: "Make a JOYFUL NOISE..." - Bible
Farts have an odor so deaf people can appreciate them.
Fartvergn gen - The pleasure of breaking wind.
Fartvergnugen.. the pleasure of breaking wind.
Farvergnaked: Nude German Driver
Fascinating Captain.
Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected   Spock
Fascinating, Captain! - Spock
Fascinating, Captain! - Spock.
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. Spock, stardate 3219.8.
Fascinating, said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
Fascinating.  Andrew figures out the Energizer Bunny.
Fascinating.  Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.
Fascinating. Live long and perspire - Wakko Warner
Fascism: You have two cows. Government takes both, sells you the milk.
Fascist Underoos! - Crow on evil dictator
Fascist! - Tom to Mike
Fashion Hamburgers?! - Crow on restaurant sign
Fashion a dream and make it come true.
Fashion is a thing so ugly we must change it every year.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are
Fashion photographers do it with models.
Fashion:  A form of ugliness so intolerable that it changes every six mo
Fashion:  A form of ugliness so intolerable that it changes every six months.
Fashion:  Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Fashion:  Something that goes in one year and out the other...
Fashion: A form of ugliness so awful that it changes every six months.
Fashion: Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Fashions are induced epidemics.
Fasinating fact #234:  Rats can't vomit.
Fast - Cheap -  Good. Pick two.
Fast Food Place: International House of Hockey Pucks.
Fast ship?  You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Fast ship? You've never heard of the Aluminum Mallard?
Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Fast women in Arkansas??? Nope, they put a Governor on them!
Fast, Cheap, Good:  Choose any two.
Fast, Cheap, or Good. Pick two.
Fast-food restuaraunt:  Economy gastronomy.
Fast-food restuaraunt: Economy gastronomy.
FastLst US Support/Distribution/Registration Site
Fasten your seat belt, I wanna try something.
Fasten your seatbelt.  I'm gonna try something. - S. Wright
Fasten your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something. - S.W.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Fasten, then zip or zip, then fasten? --Garibaldi.
Faster Hosses, Younger Wimmen, Older Whisky, More MIPS.
Faster Kelly Girl! Kill! Kill! - Joel
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
Faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, more money!
Faster program operation!
Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
Faster than a speeding bullet...
Faster than a speeding puck, stronger than any goalie, it's CLARK!!
Faster than a speeding puck, stronger than the other goalie, it's ROY!
Faster than a speeding tagline...
Faster than a speeding ticket!
Faster than the local madman...-Freddy Krueger
Faster than the speed of netmail!
Faster'n a room full of Marines diving 4 a grenade.
Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wives
Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death
Faster, faster foolish modem! <crack!> ... oh, well
Faster, faster, foolish modem! (crack).
Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady
Fastest Gun In The West: by Everett DeReady
Fastest way to trace family tree: run for public office.
Fastest way to trace your family tree:  Run for public office.<=LOL!
Fastest way to trace your family tree:  Win BIG BIG money!
Fastidious.      A girl who is fast and hideous.
Fat (n) - the stuff in food that makes it taste good.
Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Birds
Fat Freddy Freak
Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt
Fat Lady In The Sideshow: by Ellie Funt
Fat Little White Nazi Storm Trooper
Fat Person: Larger than average citizen.
Fat Table Allocation Error.  Try Skinny One? (Y/N)
Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
Fat butt comin' down! - Crow on guy climbing ladder
Fat cats are obese. Flat cats have been run over.
Fat chicks always come back for seconds
Fat cows still make good hamburgers, ask Maggie.
Fat free:  no extra charge for the fat.
Fat heads, lean brains.
Fat man...you shoot a great game of pool.   Paul Newman
Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever
Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life.
Fat: Gravitationally enhanced
Fat: Person of Size.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop< late for work
Fatal Database Error #10070: Programmer late for work!
Fatal Database Error #10070: Sysop out of town.
Fatal Database Error: Sysop late for work
Fatal Database Error: Sysop out of town.
Fatal Embarrasment Error. Attempt to cover up? (Y/N)
Fatal Error #1106:  Size Of Thought Exceeds Available Memory.
Fatal Error - User Executed!
Fatal Error 3.14:  Bored - computing Pi to last digit
Fatal Error 3.14: CPU  Bored - computing Pi to last digit.
Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'
Fatal Error 999: Dyslexic computer possessed by devil.
Fatal Error : (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it's working
Fatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.
Fatal Error Using Mouse.Please Replace and Bury Operator.
Fatal Error Using Mouse:(B)ury (R)eplace (F)eed to snake
Fatal Error in C:\CLINTON.LIE  Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Fatal Error in C:\CLINTON.LIE. Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Fatal Error in MOUSE.SYS: (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat
Fatal Error!  Windows broke.
Fatal Error! - (A)bort (Retry) (E)xplode
Fatal Error!, No girlfriend found.   Does anyone want me (Y/n)?
Fatal Error: Could  NOT  enter Windows, use Doors instead.
Fatal Error: No More Coffee, Run Mr. Coffee To Continue.
Fatal Error: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
Fatal Error: Tagline not funny!
Fatal Error: User Executed
Fatal Error: You just asked Mihoshi to fix your computer.
Fatal Error: You're Dead!
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fatal Error: recipe not tasty!
Fatal Mouse Error.   Please reset trap.
Fatal Mouse Error.  Please Install CHEESE.BAT.
Fatal Mouse Error. Please Install CHEESE.BAT.
Fatal Mouse Error. Please Replace Cheese.
Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it
Fatal System Error:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et OS/2?
Fatal System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et OS/2
Fatal Windows Error 039:  Cray not found -  System Halted.
Fatal error at 2dh  <A>bort <R>etry  <C>urse me out?
Fatal error at 2dh  (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (C)urse me out?
Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?
Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator.
Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting SYSOP
Fatal error snaging recipe! Call Technique Computers
Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers
Fatal error using mouse.  Please bury/replace.
Fatal error: NBC deleted Quantum Leap, undelete ???
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
Fatal mouse error.  Please replace cheese.
Fatal mouse error. (B)ury (R)eplace (G)ive to cat
Fatal mouse error. (B)ury or (R)eplace?
Fatal stupidity with firearms is Darwinism at work.
Fatal system error: press F13 to continue
Fatalist:      I knew this shit would happen again
Fate - It protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterpise
Fate Protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise
Fate favours fools, children and ships named Enterprise.
Fate had tried to conceal him by naming him Smith.
Fate had tried to conceal him by naming him Williams.
Fate is just the weight of circumstances...
Fate makes our relatives, choice makes our friends.
Fate protects fools, children and ships named Millennium Falcon.
Fate protects fools, children, and security officers...
Fate protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise...
Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise-Riker
Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise.
Fate saves fools, little children, and crunchy frogs.
Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith.
Fate worse than death: To be married alive.
Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise -- Riker
Fate."  "Protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise."  Riker
Fate.. it protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.
Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo moderators.
Fate: Saves children, ships called Enterprise, and stations called DS9.
Fate: saves ships called Enterprise, Voyager, and stations called DS9
Fate:saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise.
Father - Banker provided by nature.
Father Fabio - Mike
Father I had impure thoughts 3 times this week - Crow
Father What-A-Waste - Tom
Father Xmas only comes once a year and thats down the Chimney..
Father does his ferret impression - Tom
Father feigns eating - Mike
Father to son: "Get a haircut!  You look like a chrysanthemum."
Father! We crave your love! - Dot
Father's day in Soweto is the height of confusion
Father's playing with his trains.  Pugsly Addams
Father+Son+Spirit=God Head.  Bill+Al+Hillary=catastrophe.
Father, I had a feeling today - Mike
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows.
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...
Father,Son AND Holy Spirit, 3 in ONE.
Fathering a child takes 5 min., being a daddy a lifetime.
Fathers ARE parents TOO!!!!!!
Fathers are NOT visitors -- visitation is for prisoners.
Fathers are NOT visitors -- visitation is for prisoners. 
Fathers are important people too!
Fatigue IS NOT an indicator of success
Fats Domino - the round of music
Fats Domino dance cancelled. Rock & roll obscenity. May,1955
Fats Domino: the round of music
Faucet.          What you have to do if the tap won't turn off.
Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
Faulty logic -- a foundation for certain failure.
Fauns are never Satyr-sfied!
Favorite Bullfrog Saying: "Time is fun when you're having flies!"
Favorite NHL team: the Vancouver Canucks or anyone who beats 'em.
Favorite Windoze game: Guess what this icon does?
Favorite bee advice: "Take the honey and run!
Favorite kitten party game: "Pull the tail on the (old) doggie!"
Favorite pets?  Sleek calf, pert ass, warm pussy...
Favorite sexual position of the Kennedys - Defendant.
Favorite windoze ice cream, Hoggin' DOS.
Favoritenookie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fawlty Towers BBS, official pothole of the Information Superhighway."
Fawlty Towers BBS, the first roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
Fax and ye shall receive.
Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
Fax me no questions, I'll e-mail you no lies.
Faxfunk:  The blemishes on a copy received from a facsimile machine.
Fear & surprise.. our TWO weapons are fear & surprise..
Fear a government that fears your guns.
Fear and Ignorance Ignorance and Fear
Fear and bullets.
Fear causes hesitation and hesitation causes and unknown fear
Fear frayed my faith.
Fear is for the enemy.
Fear is irrelevant. -- Borg Bene Gesserit
Fear is is only an illusion.<Jeraldine Saunders>
Fear is not your friend.  It's mine!  -S. Adams
Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.
Fear is the curse and today's word is PRESSURE. - Fishbone
Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the foundation of most governments. - J. Adams
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. --Dune.
Fear is the mind killer.  Fear is the little death...
Fear is the mind-killer. - Paul Atreides <Dune
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear is the parent of cruelty. -- James A. Froude
Fear is the static that prevents me from hearing myself.  S. Butler
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Fear is: Seeing NetMail from a moderator in your mail packet.
Fear knocked at the door.  Faith answered, no one was there.
Fear makes a good business partner.
Fear me, you lords and lady preachers.
Fear no man, but respect all. -- Ed Parker
Fear not @FN@, for I have given you authority to do so.
Fear not tomorrow.  God is already there.
Fear not, I'm right behind you - using you as a shield.
Fear not, brave knight ... unless the dragon stops purring.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Fear not, for I have given you authority 
Fear not, for I have given you authority.
Fear not- Luke 12:7
Fear not.. i know, and still i am here.
Fear not... - Luke 12:7
Fear nothing and achieve everything - Darkwood
Fear of Giants.... Fee-fi-fo-bia.
Fear of crowded holiday shopping:  Santa Claustrophobia.
Fear of death is the beginning of slavery.
Fear of government is the second step to wisdom.
Fear of monsters attracts monsters.
Fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
Fear or crowded Christmas Shopping : Santaclaustrophobia.
Fear roaches that stand their ground when the light is on
Fear the Lords who are secret among us. --Jim Morrison
Fear the government that fears you.   Arm yourself now!
Fear the government that fears your guns.
Fear the man who fears not God.
Fear...Fear, it's the Mother of Violence.
Fear: Seeing NetMail from the Moderator ..
Fearing Furious Fire Goddesses, Wielding Blunt Spits...
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd -- smiling...
Feasel,Feazle,Feezle,Feasle,Feazel,Fissel,Ficcel
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
Feather-footed thru the plashy fen passes the questing vole.
Feathers are kinky, the whole chicken is perverted!
Feathers are kinky.  The whole chicken is perverted.
Feathers are so expensive now that DOWN is up.
Feathers are so expensive now that even down is up.
Feature (n) a BUG with seniority.
Feature -- a bug with seniority.
Features should be discovered, not documented
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Features should be discovered, not documented.
February is double groaner month here at Memories!
February made me shiver with every paper I'd deliver.  -- Don McLean
Feces Occurs
Feces Occurs.
Feces occurrus. -Latin  Itshay appenshay. -Pig Latin
Feces:  What Bill Klinton sees in the Mirror.
Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
Federal Employment Principle:   Confusion creates jobs.
Federal Employment Principle: Confusion creates jobs.
Federal Express employees DO IT overnight.
Federal Hydra-Shok, 180 Gr. JHP, when the impact is important!
Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this Tagline.
Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this recipe.
Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag
Federal Law:  100,000 books explaining the 10 Commandments.
Federal funding cuts!  Pentagon reduced to Square!!
Feds in the wire, fire claymores!
Feed 'em all to Cthulhu.
Feed Jane Fonda to the whales.
Feed Your Need To Read.
Feed a Programmer! Register your Shareware!
Feed a cold and starve a lawyer.
Feed me peaches and peacock til I burst.. But first..
Feed me, Seymour, feed me !
Feed the homeless to the hungry!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death
Feed your faith; starve your doubts to death.
Feed your head - Doormouse
Feed-cut: having your Information Superhighway DL suspended.
Feedback:  To replay what you had for lunch.
Feedback: The result of being nauseous.
Feedback: To replay what you had for lunch.
Feeders on my right,Fools on my left,I need to get a new job
Feeders to the left, fools to the right. I need a real job.
Feedin' this habit with hardcore country.
Feeding my mind at the edge of reality.
Feedwater ??? .....what does water eat?  caustic soda?
Feehicle: A used car for sale in a driveway.
Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call...
Feel for others--in your pocket.  Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Feel free to *S*W*I*P*E* the Taglines if you like `em. ;-)
Feel free to delete any that you don't like and "adopt" new ones
Feel free to hurt my feelings.  All you risk is my insane rage.
Feel free to jump in anytime!-Scully
Feel free to misuse the above, but make sure you mention the source.
Feel free to publish this TagLine. It's Stolen
Feel free to publish this recipe. It's snagged
Feel free to rip me off at will.  Everybody else does .... <sigh>
Feel free to steal this Tagline, the person I stole it from did...
Feel free.. the rest I charge for..
Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Feel good? Don't worry! You'll get over it!!  o 0
Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
Feel good? don't worry, you'll get over it.
Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
Feel like trash, you make me feel clean --U2
Feel lucky?  Update your software!
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
Feel the power of the REAL ULTIMATE WARRIOR. No imitation allowed!!!!!
Feel you're parked diagonally in a parallel universe?
Feeling Lucky? Update your software!
Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *"
Feeling cold?  Go to hell.
Feeling compressed ARJ you?
Feeling grumpy?  Leave a cow on your neighbor's porch!
Feeling grumpy?  Smoke large black cigars!
Feeling grumpy?  Write insincere love letters!
Feeling hungry?  Try a trip to Coffee, Georgia.
Feeling lucky today.
Feeling lucky?  Install that software upgrade...
Feeling lucky?  Upgrade your software!
Feeling lucky? Update your software.
Feeling mean?  Vote Republican.
Feeling suicidal?  Join Starfleet Security!
Feeling suicidal?  Then join Starfleet Security!
Feeling suicidal?  Wear red & beam down.
Feeling suicidal?  Wear red and beam down.
Feeling the hatred of all damned in Hell
Feeling wicked?
Feelings: Cara Lott
Feelings: by Cara Lott
Feels Like The First Time -- Foreigner, '77.
Feels like a bad Nissan ad - Tom on odd camera tricks
Feels like a major dose of something powerful to me. - Ro.
Feet Smell?  Nose Run?  Hey, you're upside down!
Feet and knees together! - Skiers' & Virgins' prayer
Feet plus Inarticulated Mouth Equals Costume - Tom
Feet smell?   Nose runs?... You're built upside down...
Feet smell?  Nose runs?  Hey!  You're upside-down!
Feet smell?  Nose runs?  Hey, you're upside down!
Feet smell? Node run ? HEY , you're upside down!
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're umop episdn!
Felicity:  A town inhabited by happy cats.
Felicity:  A town inhabited by happy cats...
Feline Sapiens
Feline Thermodynamics:  All heat in any given room flows to the cat.
Feline of Borg: You will be assimilated, but rub my tummy
Feline:  Opposite of "he" lion.
Feline:  Opposite of "he" lion...
Felines are proof that everything does not have a purpose in evolution
Felines... nothing more than felines...
Felinious Assault:  Striking someone with a cat.
Felinious Assault: Striking someone with a cat.
Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
Felix Sotnik: Dines each Friday at Wendy's!
Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas
Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano! -Spanish Christmas
Feliz Navidad y prospero a$o
Fellatio - an Italian dagger.
Fellatio is an Italian dagger.
Fellatio is an Italian desert, Cybergramps
Fellatio sucks.
Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth.
Felonious Assault:  Throwing a cat at someone.
Felonious assault: throwing a cat at someone.
Felons can't vote: they might elect dishonest Congressmen.
Felony:  Mis-spelling of a part of cat anatomy (Feline knee)
Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiaris
Femail...Feminist Email.
Female Boss' are better because they hire cute guys.
Female Captains with PMS... A deadly enemy or a strong ally??
Female Oxymoron: Grace period.
Female Republicans still want "Tricky Dick"!!!
Female SysOps of the world, unite and take over.
Female body: a toxic waste dump put close to a fun park!
Female canines lick the coats of their young, said Tom dogmatically.
Female chicks rule the roost, you old hen.
Female gender biased - prefers women who shave their legs
Female lawyer without briefs: Solicitor?
Female prison population is only 6$ of total inmates
Female professionals do tend to overcompensate.
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Female punk RAP group: Run PMS.
Female sex change operation: An Adadicktome.
Female shouldn't be defined as "best parent".
Female shouldn't be defined as "not sexist".
Female simulation complete. Enter when ready.
Female sysops are still a minority I believe.
Female tribble: *. [Not tonight, I started my period]
Female-Only Defense 01: The "Innocent Woman" defense
Female-Only Defense 02: The PMS Defense (My Body, No Choice)
Female-Only Defense 03: The Husband Defense
Female-Only Defense 04: "Battered Woman Syndrome" defense
Female-Only Defense 05: "The Depressed Mother" defense
Female-Only Defense 06: The "Mothers Don't Kill" defense
Female-Only Defense 07: The "Children Need Their Mother" defense
Female-Only Defense 08: The "Blame Father Understand Mother" defense
Female-Only Defense 09: The "My Child, My Right to Abuse It" defense
Female-Only Defense 10: The Plea Bargain Defense
Female-Only Defense 11: The Svengali Defense
Female-Only Defense 12: The Contract Killing Defense
Females have PMS, I have SRH (sperm retention headaches).
Females have PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headaches
Females make eggs, males make spam.
Females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
Femenists give women a bad name.
FemiNazi mud wrestlers--today on Rush Limbaugh!
FemiNazi such an amusing phrase. -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Feminine Protection?  A chartreuse flamethrower?
Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower?
Feminine of word "manager":  assistant manager
Feminism - one sign of civilization's decline.
Feminism doing a Nike commercial...just PROVE it!
Feminism has become gender politics' One-Party System!
Feminism has raised sexism against men to social acceptability.
Feminism is an a ugly dog licking her tail.
Feminism is irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the patriarchy.
Feminism is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination.
Feminism is simply the radical notion that women are people.
Feminism is the mother of dementia.
Feminism is the mother of dissension.
Feminism is the radical idea that women are people, too.
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people too.
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice.
Feminism isn't about RIGHTS, it's about REBELLION.
Feminism logic -- the original oxymoron.
Feminism logic?....It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Feminism lowers your testerone.
Feminism means never having to say anything coherent!
Feminism motto:   We're TRYING to be trying!
Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others
Feminism... winning through whining.
Feminism...see fascism
Feminism.exe not found:  Q)uit R)etry A)bortion
Feminism:  Proof that women can be more misogynistic than men.
Feminism:  Radical notion that women are people.
Feminism:  The radical notion that women are people too.
Feminism:  The radical notion that women are people.
Feminism: It's because of men that sh!t happens.
Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Feminism: Proof that women can be more misogynistic than men.
Feminism: Radical notion that women are people.
Feminism: The new "F" word!
Feminism: The product of Incest gone Wrong.
Feminism: the radical notion that women are actually people
Feminismwinning through whining.
Feminist Update Rush Limbaugh still hasn't had any!
Feminist Update:  Rush Limbaugh still hasn't had any!
Feminist Update: Rush Limbaugh still isn't getting any!
Feminist bookstores have no humor section
Feminist bookstores have no humor section.
Feminist computer (a) abort (a) abort (a) abort
Feminist computer: (A)bort, (A)bort, (A)bort
Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin
Feminist leaders are afraid of strong women. - Rush Limbaugh
Feminist's minds are closed for repairs.
Feminists are okay, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Feminists are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Feminists are whine connoisseurs.
Feminists detected on Line 1, Nuke 'em? (Y/N)
Feminists don't want to get equal, they want to get even.
Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.
Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt a real cut-up.
Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt as a real cut-up
Feminists see with only one eye, the left.
Feminists, 1980-90: My Body My Choice; if increases my freedom to kill
Feminists, 1980-90: My Body NO Choice; if increases my freedom to kill
Feminizm -- see fascism
Feminizm -- winning through whining.
Feminizm -- winning through whining. 
Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail
Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail 
Feminizm is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination.
Feminizm is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination. 
Feminizm is the mother of dementia.
Feminizm is the mother of dementia.  
Feminizm is the mother of dissension.
Feminizm is the mother of dissension. 
Feminizm lowers your testerone.
Feminizm lowers your testerone. 
Feminizm means never having to say anything coherent!
Feminizm uber alles!
Feminizm uber alles! 
Feminizm.exe not found:  Q)uit R)etry A)bortion
Feminizt doing a Niker commercial -- just PROVE it!
Feminizt doing a Niker commercial -- just PROVE it! 
Feminizt logic -- the original oxymoron.
Feminizt logic -- the original oxymoron. 
Feminizt motto:  We're trying 2B trying!
Feminizt motto:  We're trying 2B trying! 
Feminizt tagline:  Tag, now you die.
Feminizt tagline:  Tag, now you die.  
Feminizt's minds are closed for repairs.
Feminizt's minds are closed for repairs. 
Feminizt's motto: "Veni, Vidi, Visa."
Feminizt's motto: "Veni, Vidi, Visa." 
Feminizts --  perveyors of lies, distortions and falsehoods and etcetera
Feminizts --  perveyors of lies, distortions and falsehoods and etceteras
Feminizts are okay, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Feminizts are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Feminizts are proof that God has a sense of humor. 
Feminizts are whine connoisseurs.
Feminizts are whine connoisseurs. 
Feminizts don't want to get equal, they want to get even.
Feminizts don't want to get equal, they want to get even.  
Feminizts have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.
Feminizts have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic. 
Feminizts make a case for the need for RETROACTIVE abortions.
Feminizts make a case for the need for RETROACTIVE abortions. 
Feminizts makes a case for the need  for RETROACTIVE birth control.
Feminizts makes a case for the need  for RETROACTIVE birth control. 
Feminizts see with only one eye, the left.
Feminizts see with only one eye, the left. 
Feminizts: A great untapped natural resource for doormats.
Femur:  Not a Male.
Fencers DO IT in the fleche.
Fencers DO IT with long thrusts.
Fencers DO IT with three feet of cold, hard, steel.
Fencers do it in a full lunge.
Fencers do it with a thrust.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fencers usually have a good point
Fencing is not proper behaviour for a princess.
Fenderberg: Deposit on the inside of a car fender after a snowstorm.
Fenris did not create the Fenrir to live a soft life.
Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we. - Wisetongue
Fer Sail chep: Memry rasdnt Spel Checer. Werks Grate
Fer Sell Cheep:  1 Bran New Spel Chekker.  Nevur Usd.
Fer sail cheap, WINDOWS spel chekker, wurks grate!
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
Fer sail cheep, spel chekker, wurks grate.
Fer sail cheep.  1 bran new spel chekker.  Nevvur uzd.
Fer sail chep: Memry rasdnt spel chker. Wrurs grate.
Fer sell cheap:  Cockpit takeoff checklist.  Works great.
Fer sell cheep. Spel Chekker. Wurks grate.
Fer sell cheep:  IBM spel chekker.  Wurks grate.
Fer sell cheep:  taglyne spel chekker.  Wurks grate.
Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Fer sell cheep: mykrosoft spel chekker.  Wurks grate!!
Fer sell cheep: tagline spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Feral Boy,don't put that in your mouth! It was moving two minutes ago.
Ferenghi and the IRS...Tax collectors of the universe!
Ferenghi do it economically.
Ferenghi phaser for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
Ferenghi: pn.* A college freshman after his first beer.
Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Clothed Females, huMan.
Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Money, HuMan.
Ferengi Burger: 25 Cents. With bun, $100
Ferengi DOS:  Unprofitable Command or File Name
Ferengi Gremlins:  The 285 Rules of...hey, there ain't *no* rules!
Ferengi Jazz Musicians:  The 285 Rules of Improvisation.
Ferengi Q-Tip = A tribble with a stick up its ass.
Ferengi RoA #  1: Once you have their money, you never give it back
Ferengi RoA #  3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
Ferengi RoA #  7: Keep your ears open.
Ferengi RoA #  9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Ferengi RoA # 12? Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
Ferengi RoA # 16: A deal is a deal.
Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit.
Ferengi RoA # 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
Ferengi RoA # 30? Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
Ferengi RoA # 31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
Ferengi RoA # 33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
Ferengi RoA # 48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Ferengi RoA # 58? Friendship is seldom cheap.
Ferengi RoA # 59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
Ferengi RoA # 60? Never use credit where your words will do.
Ferengi RoA # 62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
Ferengi RoA # 63? Never buy what can be stolen.
Ferengi RoA # 76: Occasionaly declare peace. Confuse your enemies.
Ferengi RoA # 76: Occasionaly declare peace. It confuses your enemies.
Ferengi RoA #102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever
Ferengi RoA #103: Sleep could interfere...
Ferengi RoA #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Ferengi RoA #112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.
Ferengi RoA #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit.
Ferengi RoA #194: Know about new customers before they walk in the door
Ferengi RoA #285: No good deed goes unpunished.
Ferengi Rule   8: Only a fool passes up a business opportunity
Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit!
Ferengi Rule: The broader the smile, the sharper the knife
Ferengi and the IRS...Tax collectors of the universe!
Ferengi blessing: Walk with the profits, my child.
Ferengi do it economically.
Ferengi famous last words: "Here's your refund."
Ferengi phaser for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
Ferengi tribble: @*@
Ferengi, Romulans, Vulcans, lend me your ears!
Ferengi, Vulcans, Romulans, lend me your ears!
Ferengi, the EDLIN of species.
Ferengi/IRS:sound that same? I wonder WHYYYY?!?!
Ferengi:  Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy.
Ferengi: Insurance Salesmen of the Galaxy.
Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy
FerengiDOS: Unprofitable command or file name
Ferengies! Well there goes the neighborhood.
Ferengis and Klingons and Borgs, oh my!!!
Ferengis fart in closed turbolifts!
Ferengis!: Translation= There goes the neighborhood!
Fermata:  A brand of girdle made especially for opera singers.
Ferral Houswives Alert....Dive..Dive...Dive...
Ferrengi Rule of Survival:  Duck first and ask questions later.
Ferrengi do it economically.
Ferret = chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell.
Ferret toys: anything not nailed down.  And some that are.
Ferret:  Chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell.
Ferret:  Curiousity at warp speed.
Ferret:  cross between a dachshund and a cat.
Ferret: A cross between a dachshund and a cat.
Ferret: Chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell.
Ferret: Tigger without stripes
Ferret: Tigger without stripes...
Ferret: a "stretch-rat"
Ferret: a weiner dog who wanted to be a cat.
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
Ferret: curiousity at warp speed.
Ferret: furry Slinky.
Ferrets -- the chaos theory with teeth, claws and a slight odor.
Ferrets : nature's survival experts.
Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo!
Ferrets Aaarrrgooooooooo!
Ferrets are like computer viruses, they get into everything.
Ferrets are like mom's, always nosing about your room!
Ferrets! Ferrets! Ferrets for All!!!
Ferrets, Chaos theory in action!
Ferrets:  Curious about everything and move like quicksilver.
Ferrets:  Nature's survival experts.
Ferrets: Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor...
Ferrets: Curious about everything and move like quicksilver.
Ferrets: Nature's survival experts.
Ferrets: nature's survival experts.
Ferrets: the Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor
Ferretsexample of the Chaos theory in motion.
Ferringe phaser for sale, never fired, dropped once.
Ferringe: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy.
Ferrous Wheel? But it's made of wood and aluminum!
Fertilizer: A lawyer's summation.
Fester (def.) - quicker.
Fester -- quicker
Fester Addams... home at long last. -- Morticia Adams
Fester:  Actor in Gunsmoke.
Fester:  Actor in Gunsmoke...
Fester:  Quicker.
Fester:  Quicker...
Fester: "Haven't you slaughtered anyone before?"
Fester: Actor in Gunsmoke.
Fester: Quicker
Fetch hither the comfy chair!
Fetche la vache!  <mooooo>  SPROING!!! - Monty Python
Fetish - The other guys good luck piece.
Fett's Law of the Lab: Never replicate a successful experiment.
Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment.
Fett, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Feudalism : It's your Count that votes.
Feudalism, See dis? It's yo' Count dat votes.
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes.
Few believe that a guy over *50* can be interested in anything *new*!
Few children fear water ... unless soap's added.
Few children fear water unless soap is added.
Few children fear water unless soap's added
Few executive women volunteer to financially support a househusband!
Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
Few great men would pass personnel.
Few men have been admired by their own domestic servants.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. - G.Washington
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Few of us get dizzy from doing too many good turns.
Few people know how to be old.
Few problems cannot be solved by proper application of high explosives.
Few serve Satan better than sleeping saints.
Few sinners are saved after the first 20 minutes of a sermon
Few sinners are saved after the first few minutes of a sermon -M Twain
Few things are as painful as the truth realized too late.
Few things are as painful to us as the truth.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Twain
Few things are more dangerous than an Astara with low blood sugar.
Few things are painful as the truth realized too late.
Few things have a shorter life than a clean garage.
Few things upset my wife. Glad I'm one of them.
Few women admit their age, and @FN@ never acts his.
Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
Few women will change if men are too weak to ask.
Fewbers:  The peanuts you get on an airplane.
Fezic, jog his memory.
Fezzig, jog his memory. <*BONK> I think I jogged it too hard.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead.
Fh|$ fagL|ne made fGfm GScYcLed ac|| chaGacfSG$
Fi-do-si-do: Walking the dog.
Fiat            F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat            Failure In Automotive Technology
Fiat            Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat            Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: Fuck in a Taxi.
Fiat: Fucking Italians Ain't Trustworthy
Fiber Optics is NOT another new cereal!
Fiber artists dye laughing.
Fiber artists use fuzzy logic.
Fibflocker: Political convention.
Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
Fibroblast: Health food binge.
Fibula -- a small lie
Fibula:  Small lie.
Fibula:  Small lie...
Fiction can be fun! - Ace Ventura
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities.  Truth isn't.
Fiction:  It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Ficus is Latin for trees that die indoors...
Fiddle - Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fiddle:  Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fidelity was not his strong suit..
Fidelity:  A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be
Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Fidelity: a strong itch where scratching is prohibited.
Fido - the dog of the networks..
Fido Democracy  *  Let the People Moderate
Fido Lie #XVI NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
Fido bytes the tails off of long messages.
Fido guys really have something up their ying-yang.
Fido has been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages.
Fido has been naughty again. Naughty Fido....
Fido has been very good, he's been bringing me mail.
Fido hungry.  Fido eat messages.  Bad Fido...
Fido is a fickle dog, soemtimes he eats all the good mail.
Fido is sick. It's nodes are stopped up.
Fido jammer: ACTIVE.
Fido lie #3: I made these tags myself
Fido lie #CXVIII: I only steal the _good_ taglines.
Fido was here at 9:30, Rex at 11...Tree's Dog's E-Mail!
Fido!  Get off the furniture!  How many times...
Fido's been a bad doggie again... Naughty Fido..
Fido's been a bad doggy again... Naughty Fido..
Fido's been bringing me Taglines.  Good boy.
Fido's been bringing me messages, good dog!
Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy, <pat, pat> have a biscuit.
Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy.
Fido's been bringing me recipes.  Good boy.
Fido, fidas, fidat, fidamus, fidatis, fidant. <dej>
Fido-Nuts die at a young age - murdered by their wives!
Fido-netmail is perfectly reliable.
Fido...when it HAS to get there NEXT year!
Fido?  Bad dog! BAD! (Newspaper smacking a certain Network's nose)
Fido?  Fido!  Look out for the car!  Fid%!#^!# - NO TERRIER
Fido? Bad dog! BAD! (Newspaper smacking a certain Network's nose)
Fido? Fido! Look out for the car! Fid%!#^!# - NO TERRIER
FidoNet == A tool dog catchers use?
FidoNet Just *is* -- it's a Zen thing. --Holly Sullivan.
FidoNet Myth #1: One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay.
FidoNet TAGLINES: Private Joke Center of known cyberspace.
FidoNet and Gulf Coast Net -- Often Imitated, Never Duplicated.
FidoNet is NOT a network of fire hydrants for dogs!
FidoNet, it's a Zen thing.  <Holly Sullivan>
FidoNet...  That sure is a wierd name for a dog
FidoNet....Have message, will eat..
FidoNet:  It just isit's a Zen thing  :-)
FidoNet: A tagline-distribution system.
FidoNet: It just is... it's a Zen thing :-)
FidoNet: The tenacity and intelligence of a tick _is_ a survival trait
FidoNet?  It's a Zen thing.  <Holly Sullivan>
FidoNet?  It's a kind of Zen thing.  <Holly Sullivan>
FidoNet? What a STUPID name for a dog!
FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992
Fidogito ergo type: I get mail, therefore I post.
Fidonet Echomail... Read all you want, we'll make more!
Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements.
Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements...
Fidonet NC (n): Larval stage of Fidonet RC.
Fidonet RC (n): Larval stage of Fidonet ZC.
Fidonet does not discriminate.
Fidonet is about communications. Tell your friends.
Fidonet just IS.  It's a Zen thing
Fidonet policy finds the Borg: Excessivly Annoying!
Fidonet:  An unpaved road on the Information Superhighway.
Fidonet:  Those dogs howling at each other in 101 Dalmations.
Fidonet:  What the pound employees use for aquisitions.
Fidonet: An unpaved road on the Information Superhighway.
Fidonet: Like it or leave it.
Fidonet: Those dogs howling at each other in 101 Dalmatians.
Fidonet: Those dogs howling at each other in 101 Dalmations.
Fidonet: What the pound employees use for acquisitions.
Fidonet: the ECHO heard 'round the world.
Fidonk: A dogs's motion of bouncing his head on floor while sneezing.
Fidorover:  A person walking more than five dogs.
Fidrover: A person walking more than five dogs.
Fidumpster: A dog poop-scooper.
Fie! What a spendthrift he is of his tongue! - Shakespeare
Field energy now within flight tolerances.  DSN Computer
Field experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
Field tested.   [Translation - Manufacturing doesn't have a test system]
Field tested: Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
Field-1,Field-2,Field-3,Field-4,Field-5 = don,Don Alt,,,Peoria AZ
Fields' Law: The best cure for insomnia is to get lots of sleep.
Fifth Law of library science: Library is a growing organism.
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse.       Willy Makit and Betty Won't
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Fifty bucks, Grandpa.  For seventy-five, Grandma can watch.
Fifty bucks, same as downtown!
Fifty knights against one dragon: A fair fight!
Fifty states and I had to go and pick confusion.
Fifty years from now will there be a Soviet re-Union?
Fifty-eight per cent of all cars coming into Britain are imported.
Fify bucks, same as downtown!
Figgy Duff, Blueberry Duff, Partridge Berry Jam: MMMMmmmm!!
Fight *.BAK with David Horowitz.
Fight .BAK with David Horowitz.
Fight .bak....[delete] *.bak files 
Fight AIDS, not People With AIDS
Fight Crime - kill the bastard.
Fight Crime: Don't dial 911, shoot back!!
Fight Crime: Shoot a politician.
Fight FreeWare Piracy
Fight Global Cooling, burn petrochemicals TODAY!
Fight Hillary's socialized health care plan like the plague it is!
Fight War Not Wars!
Fight against violence!
Fight air pollution! STOP BREATHING!
Fight air pollution. Stop breathing!
Fight at Long John Silver's, two fish battered!!!
Fight between you and the world? Back the world!
Fight choreography by Dom Deluise - Tom as fat guy fights
Fight crime - shoot back!
Fight crime, ban incumbents.
Fight crime, shoot back..
Fight fight fight, bite bite bite, The Itchy & Scratchy Shooooow.
Fight for our eternal quest, God can't save you in time
Fight government censorship.Keep Mind Control at home where it belongs
Fight it! Fight it! - Sheridan
Fight on for ol' SC!
Fight online time - do the Blue Wave.
Fight organized crime - Abolish the IRS!
Fight organized crime, stamp out the IRS!
Fight pollution, sail a Laser!
Fight poverty, register the ShareWare you use.
Fight prime time - do the Blue Wave.
Fight that flab! - Lister
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fight the good fight every moment, every minute, every day..-Triumph
Fight the good fight of faith. - 1 Timothy 6:12
Fight the war on drugs - Just say no to Western Medicine
Fight tooth decay:  Eat through your nose.
Fight truth decay..turn off talk radio!
Fight! Fight to win back your love again. I will be there.
Fighter - Wizard - Theif    They all DIE the same.
Fighter - Wizard - Thief    They all DIE the same.
Fighter Jet noise = the Sound of FREEDOM!
Fighter pilot "No $h*t" gripe: I.F.F. does not work in O.F.F position.
Fighters Do It In Their Armor.
Fighters do it with Long Sharp Instruments.
Fighters do it with long sharp instruments.
Fighters do it with long swords.
Fighters never die, they just lose their punch.
Fighting Fire with Fire is certain to create Hell!
Fighting broke out between rival peace-keeping forces today....
Fighting crime like a maniac, this is where you'll find him at.
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like fornicating for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Fighting for peace....isn't that like screwing for virginity?
Fighting for truth, justice, and more Borg shows!
Fighting like catsmas and dogmas.
Fighting moderators is like fighting God...useless but fun! -Muad'Dex
Fighting rhubarb! - Tom mumbles during fight
Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol /
Figure eight is two times four.
Figure four, one half-of eight.
Figure skating is better than chocolate!
Figured out your keyword
Figures Lie, and Liars Figure
Figures don't lie, but fundies do for their own agenda
Figures don't lie, but liars can figure!
Figures figure and women lie.
Figures figure and women lie. 
Figures lie and women figure.....
Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
File  Action  BluntObject  Gag  Char  SanityQuotient <-- Yakko's menubar
File  Action  Mallet  GagBag  Mouth  WiseCrack <-- Wakko's menubar
File  not  found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File Access DENIED
File Action BluntObject Gag Char SanityQuotient <-- Yakko's menubar
File Allocation Table Corrupt. Who CAN you trust?
File Attached. Pay Alimony/Child Support.
File Available for Download or FREQ anytime, Except ZMH.
File COLDBEER.CAN not found - Operator not loaded!
File DUCKRUN.EXE not found:  USER=TOAST.
File Leech on bbs - "Hmm... what's THIS button do?" NO CARRIER
File Leech on bbs - "Hmmmm....what's THIS button do?" NO CARRIER
File Manager msg: star.star found.  Deleting all Star Trek files.
File Not Found, Strike any USER to continue...
File Not Found.  Backup Not Found.  Sure you don't want a drink?!
File Not Found.  Delete User Instead? (Y)(N)
File Not Found.  Smack USER and retry.
File Not Found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)it it with a betleH!
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.
File Not Found. Want me to Fake it? (Y/N)
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
File Not Found...Delete User instead? (Y/y)
File Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?
File Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)it it with a betleH!
File Not Found:  Faking it from here....
File Not Found:  Guess You F***ed Up Big-Time, Eh Ace????
File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake It?
File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (H)it it with a betleH!
File Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?
File Not Found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
File Not Found: Backup Not Found.  Sure you don't want a beer?!
File Not Found: Backup Not Found.  Sure you don't want a drink?!
File ORG.ASM not found . . . Girlfriend NOT happy . . .
File ORG.ASM not found, girlfriend not happy!
File ORG.ASM not found...Boyfriend NOT happy...
File ORG.ASM not found...Girlfriend NOT happy.
File Requests honored except during FidoNet ZMH (0300-0400 CST)
File TAX_GRAB.IRS Corrupt!   Delete (Y/n)?
File This & Give Joel A Shock To His Shammies! - Dr. F
File UNIVERSE.SYS Not Found. Do You Wish To Create o
File cannot be copied onto itself.
File corrupt. Call Eliot Ness?
File data error on: C:\CAPTAINS.LOG - Deleting 743 megs..
File forgotten: Control-Alzheimer-Delete
File grabbers - Raiders of the Lost Aardvark
File has MORE - Hit ALT F7 to load.
File knot found.  (U)ntie, (I)gnore, (G)et Boy Scout.
File leech on BBS - "Hmmm...what's THIS button do?" NO CARRIER
File missing, Try this one....
File not Found....didn't look for it either...
File not found  Fake it? (Y/n)
File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.
File not found -- (a)bort (r)etry (k)iss my ass
File not found A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer
File not found! (A)bort? (R)etry? Plant explosives?
File not found, I think I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found, I'll load something  think is interesting.
File not found, I'll load something **I'd** like to load.
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is cool!
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found, I'll load something <I< think is interesting.
File not found, Just *WAIT* till you see what I wanna load!!!!
File not found, Loading something *I* find interesting.
File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
File not found, dialing 911 instead!
File not found, dialing 911!
File not found- <S>tay in jail <R>eturn cake <B>ang cup?
File not found- Have you looked in the dogbox? Y/N
File not found.   Take a break ? (Y/N)
File not found.  (A)bort (R)etry (F)lail arms in panic!
File not found.  (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with hammer
File not found.  (A)bort, (F)ake it (A/F):_
File not found.  Backup not found.  You want a drink?
File not found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)
File not found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
File not found.  Did you look in the closet?
File not found.  Fake it? (Y/N)
File not found.  I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found.  NOBODY leave the room!
File not found.  S)tay in jail, R)eturn cake, B)ang cup.
File not found.  Shall I fake it (Y/N)?
File not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found.  What does it matter in the cosmic scheme, anyway?
File not found.  You just erased it, stupid!
File not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing.
File not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)oss computer across room
File not found. (C)ry, (S)cream, (P)anic, (H)andwrite the @!$% memo.
File not found. A Capelle (Y/N)?
File not found. Backup not found. Start Deadmeat.exe? (Y/
File not found. Backup not found. You want a drink?
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
File not found. Delete user instead? (Y/N)?
File not found. Fake it(Y/n)? _
File not found. Haha, you're stuffed now, aren't you?
File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found. I'll load something I think is interesting.
File not found. I'll make something up.
File not found. Load something more interesting? (Y/n)
File not found. Never happens with the IRS.
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
File not found. Remember, you just erased it.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I mamke it? (Y/N)
File not found. Use disk sander? (Y/N)
File not found. What does it matter in the cosmic scheme, anyway?
File not found. Will a hacksaw do? (Y/N)
File not found. You want I should make something up?
File not found... Now you're in the DEEP doodoo!
File not found... Using sandpaper instead.
File not found........Well fake it then!
File not found....Format c:<y/y> ?
File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo!
File not found...Will a hacksaw do ?(Y/N)
File not found..substitute HACK.SAW?
File not found:  <A>bort <R>etry <F>lail arms in panic!
File not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)lail arms in panic!
File not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lant explosives?
File not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)oss computer across room?
File not found: <A>bort <R>etry <F>lingOutAWindow
File not found: <A>bort <R>etry <T>hreaten with gun
File not found: (A)bort (F)ail (S)h** (G)o_Blind
File not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)lail arms in panic!
File not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Sysop
File not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic....or (S)elf destruct!!!???!!!
File not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)oss computer across room
File not found: (A)bort (R)etry Plant explosives?
File not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)lail arms in panic!
File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
File not found: Look behind refrigerator? (Y/n)
File not found:(P)anic, (S)hoot Computer (Y)ell
File not foundWill a hacksaw do ?(Y/N)
File server not found.  Check the briefcase, or maybe the dog took it.
File to fit, hammer to suit, paint to hide.
File your RCT T1 by 30 April
Filed under "S" ... Super Trivial Useless Facts File (STUFF)
Filename's WINRPI.EXE btw
Files needed: HARD.COM, WELL.EXE, MOTION.OVL
Files not found:  Delete user instead? (Y/y)?
Filet Mignon - An opera by Puccini.
Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.
Filk is 8-bit folk music with the parody bit set!
FilkCrafters:  Quality parodies, in about an hour.
Fill Barney with hot air and take him out for a balloon ride.
Fill my head with cocoa butter & surf till I drop  - Tom
Fill out your Income Tax forms in Roman Numerals.
Fill out your Income Tax forms using Roman Numerals
Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Fill your Inkjet with urine, get a government grant.
Fill your pants...Over France in your Poopy Suit! - Mike
Fill'em up with LHA standard sir? No, ZIP premium please!
Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!
Filled your head w/guacamole just for the helluvit? -Tom
Filling up my hard drive, with taglines!
Film Ventures International....guaranteed to show up on MST3K
Film editors do it on flatbeds.
Film it all, Ed! - Crow T. Robot, as long, dull scene peters out
Film it all, Ed! - Crow as long, dull scene peters out
Film wastes no precious screen time with the plot - Crow
Filmed before a live audience -Crow as movie credits roll
Filmed in Convolution-vision - Crow
Filmed in Katherine Hepburn-vision - Crow on earthquake
Filmed in Panel-vision - Crow
Filmed in Shadorama!    Keep Circulating the Tapes!
Filmed in Zaprudervision - Tom on blurred, shaky scene
Filth & profanity tolerated here!
Filth! Contamination! Pestilence! Ha Ha Ha! - Calvin
Filther:  A used coffee filter.
Filthy Little Monkey - Voice In Forest.
Filthy habit, at least I know it can't kill me. - Janette
Filthy job Could be worse How? Could be raining..
Filthy stinking rich - two out of three aint bad.
Filthy, sticking, rich - 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
Filthy, stinking, rich. Two out of three ain't bad!
Finagle's Creed:  "Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts."
Finagle's Creed:  "Science is truth:  Don't be misled by facts."
Finagle's Creed: Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something ha
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything d
Finagle's Fourth Rule: In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Finagle's Law:  The perversity of the universe tends towa
Finagle's Law:  The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.
Finagle's Sixth Law:  Do NOT believe in miracles -- rely on them!
Final Exam Part 1) Describe the universe. Give three examples.
Final Frontier...these are the voyages...
Final List of Lists: April, '94
Final approach to insanity - Approach unstable!  Abort!  Abort!
Finally both Oars in the Water - Floating
Finally got a compact disc and the back surgeon removed it!
Finally have time for my skin care regimen - Mike as girl
Finally registered !
Finally they got it right!
Finally! - Worf
Finally! I found the last bug..last bug..last bu{~*&% &
Finally, @FN@'s one of us!
Finally, Orville's one of us!
Finally, a liberal opposition!
Finally, a post that's not about the 3DO or Jag!
Finally, a soda with the great taste of worchestire sauce! Mm, steaky!
Finally, the Warren Commission files. -- Joel Robinson
Finance Minister of Costa Rico? - Costa Living.
Finance majors do it with interest.
Find God?  Why?  Is She missing?
Find God?  Why?  Is he missing?
Find God?!?  Why?  Is he missing?
Find God?!?  Why?  Is she missing?
Find God?!? Why? Is He missing?
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
Find God?!? Why? Is she missing?
Find God?.  Yo' Man!!?  Why?  Be she missin'?
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was lost. Try under the sofa
Find TRUTH, FACT and REALITY... see DSZ.DOC, Chap 7
Find a new way to love the same old crap! -- Joel Robinson
Find a penny pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck.
Find a purpose in life, be a bad example.
Find a way to do it!  NOT, a reason why you can't.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Jack Nicholson.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Kirk Douglas.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Robin Leech.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Ronald Reagan.
Find an impersonator who can't do Ronald Reagan.
Find it fast with "Bloodhound": IBM Search Manager for OS/2.
Find out how to do FIDO Email if at all possible.
Find out how to do FIDO Email; it's GREAT! (BBSs vary.)
Find out what NRAM is, and use it properly.
Find out what these lovelies had for lunch - Tom
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT
Find the bathroom alright? Uhhhh..yeah..
Find the truffles! Find the truffles! rooted Tom.
Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition
Find your ancestors, before they find you!
Find yourself a home in a waste basket.
Find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor.
Find yourself another city! - Carl Robinson
Find yourself thinking up taglines in the shower? YOU need a life..
Finder:  Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Finding Buried Treasures, by 'Doug A. Hole'
Finding a good man is like trying to staple Jello to a tree
Finding a relative a day keeps boredom away!
Finding an EASY man is not a HARD task.
Finding my family tree was fun...till I found the nuts!
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.
Finds a flat by swapping tires.
Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
Fine = Tax for doing wrong. Tax = Fine for doing fine.
Fine I'll kill you later -- Kirk
Fine day for a good workout.  Steal something heavy.
Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Fine day to work off excess energy, steal something heavy.
Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
Fine knacks for ladies, cheap, choice, brave and new!
Fine line between surrealism & costume shop closeouts-Tom
Fine print never contains good news.
Fine! Don't turn your cranks to FRANK! - Dr. Forrester
Fine! Fine! Everyone pick on the devil! - Mike
Fine! be that way. - Danny Dp
Fine's Corollary:  Functionality breeds Contempt.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servant get some chairs! -- Ferengi
Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs!
Fine, JoelYou have your little insurrection. -- Forrester
Fine, fine, fine but do you have to save me right NOW?
Fine, fineHave your Klingon servant get some chairs!
Fine, it makes no difference. - Kang
Fine, said Arthur, when can I go home?
Fine.  I'll kill you later. -- Kirk
Fine.  It makes no difference. -- Kang
Fine.  Make sure you take this junk with you. - Riker
Fine. I'll kill you later.
Fine. Make sure you take this junk with you. - Riker
Fine. So who's gonna get the chairs? -- Quark
Fine... I'll kill you later -- Kirk
Fine:  Tax for doing wrong.    Tax:  Fine for doing fine.
FineI'll kill you later -- Kirk
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder
Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue.
Fingertips, fingertips, FINGERTIPS, FiNgErTiPs -- TMBG
Fingertips...Fingertips... -- TMBG
FingertipsFingertips-
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Finish it! - Slann Quince
Finish it, Highlander!
Finish taking those sexy pictures for me!! <giggle> - Corrina Dreger
Finish the project.  We'll buy you a new family.
Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream!
Finish your coffee:  there are sleepy people in India.
Finish your mail packet!  Children are off-line in India!
Finish your mail packet!  Children are offline in India.
Finish your mail packet!  Children are offline in Somalia.
Finish your mail packet!  There are children offline in India!
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.
Finished!, now for a quick backu   & %#s
Finishing first doesn't mean winning.... lawyer's credo.
Finkle IS Einhorn!!!!!! - Ace Ventura
Finkle took it personally. - Ace Ventura
Finkle, Einhorn - Einhorn, Finkle. - Ace Ventura
Finland is a 4 season vacation paradise - Mike
Finland is so cliquey - Crow lisps
Finland's annual emotional outburst - Crow
Fire & Ice game of "PASS OUT," anyone?                              {EG}
Fire Congress!  Let's hire Juan Valdez.
Fire Congress!  Let's hire a Dictator.
Fire Fighters have bigger hoses.
Fire Fire Fire : Beavis..or was that David Koresh????
Fire Giants do it in the heat.
Fire In The Hole
Fire Marshall Bill For President:  A hot time in the Oval Office.
Fire Mr Worf!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Fire Mr. Worf!! <Worf gets a pink slip with his paycheck>
Fire Walk With Me.
Fire Worf......no the phasers!!!
Fire Worf......no the phasors!!!
Fire a warning shot across her nose..
Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!
Fire all phasers!
Fire all the guns at once and explode into space..
Fire at Eastman-Kodak labs!  No film at eleven!
Fire at Will!  >ZAP<  THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On\SLMR\TAGLIN
Fire at Will!  >ZAP<  THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number One'.
Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number One.' - Picard.
Fire at will NO WORF! Not Commander Riker!
Fire at will and call what you hit the target.
Fire at will!                  Ooops, sorry Will!
Fire at will! >ZAP!< Where'd Riker go???
Fire at will! Ooops, sorry Will!
Fire at will, Mr. Worf. [Riker immediately ducks.]
Fire at will, Not at Will!
Fire at will, Worf. NO WORF!  NOT AT WES!
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not Commander Riker!
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker!
Fire at will...Oh, it's *you*, Bob.  Fire at Bob!
Fire extinguisher toggled <ON<
Fire in the Hole, fire in the hole, she said hotly
Fire in the hole!!! - Mike putting Crow into Umbillicus
Fire in the treehouse! Fire in the treehouse!  - Crow
Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke.
Fire lizards do it in chorus.
Fire one more torpedo, baby, watch the kitchen sink.
Fire protection:  that's asbestos it gets...
Fire roast frost open Jack an on....uhh, darn it....Hey! More eggnog!
Fire soul!  -Hino Rei/Sailor Mars
Fire that tri-cobalt devices at PAUL MORTON- SL
Fire the retro's & shake him lose -Crow as Joel's outside
Fire too hot, jumped in de pot-- ETB
Fire too hot, jumped in the pot-- ETB
Fire up the Unobtainium Generators!!
Fire when your guns bear, Mr. Gere!
Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
Fire! yelled Tom alarmingly.
Fire's cool, huh huh huh B&B
Fire, Mr. Worf!  Worf picks up extinguisher
Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher<
Fire, Mr. Worf! (Riker walks in with Worf's pink slip)
Fire, Ready, Aim!
Fire, burn; and, caldron, bubble - MacBeth
Fire, of course...
Fire, walk with me!
Fire?  Fire?!?  What do you expect to accomplish? -- Recoil
Fireball, the all purpose spell.
Firebreathing:  "Extra Garlic"
Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
Fired from orange juice factory - couldn't concentrate!!!
Fired her retro-rockets a little late.
Fired his retro-rockets a little late.
Firefighters "STILL" Make Housecalls!!!!
Firefighters are allways in heat!
Firefighters are always in heat!
Firefighters are always in heat.
Firefighters find 'em HOT and leave 'em WET!
Firefighters fine 'em HOT and leave 'em WET.
Firefighters walk where the devil dances.
Firefly (n) 1. Hindenberg
Fireman do it on a pole.
Firemen DO IT best in the heat.
Firemen DO IT with a lot of heat.
Firemen are always in heat.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it wearing rubbers.
Firemen do it with a big hose.   
Firemen do it with longer hoses!
Firemen do it with their hoses
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.
Firemen like things HOT!
Firemen never have to get a dog out of a tree.
Firemen still make house calls.
Fireproof:  The boss's relatives.
Firestone's Forcasting Law: Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Firewood alone will not start a fire. - Chinese Proverb
Firing an ASCII revolver at a human being will not be successful.
Firing up the Blast-O-Matic Obnoxious Airbag Deflator.
Firings will continue until morale improves
Firm grip on reality?  I can reach out and strangle it!
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
Firmware:  Girls that don't need any wires, or wear.
Firmware:  Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it
Firmware: Girls that don't need any wires, or wear.
Firmware: hardware that's starting to melt.
First Amendment Rights: Use them or lose them.
First Amendment: use it or lose it.
First Arkansas, then Gennifer and now us.
First Barney, then Michael, who's next?
First Barney, then Michael... who's next?
First Cyberspace, next the world.
First Eric Milligan wrote, then waited for Eric Milligan to reply
First Federal Church. Member FDIC - Mike
First Gennifer, now us.
First Hillary, then Gennifer, and now us.
First Hillary, then Gennifer, and now us.....
First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us!
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust.
First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the ad
First Law of Bridge:  It's always the partner's fault.
First Law of Cooking:  Hot pot looks exactly the same as cold pot.
First Law of Lab Work:  Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass
First Law of Office Holders: Get re-elected.
First Law of Socio-Genetics - Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Law of Summer:  No car is compact while you're washing it.
First Moose then Squirrel - Boris
First Myth of Moderation:   It's not needed.
First Rule of Fishing Boats: Keep the slimey side down.
First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering: Save all the parts.
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! - Monty Python
First Vietnam, then Somalia. What's next?  Bosnia?
First Windows...then the world...
First Woody, then Michaelwho's next?
First a cup of tea -- then we set off for adventure.
First be sure you have a good lawyer, then go ahead.
First came crap, then came worthless crap, then came Doom!
First came, Lost in space, then Gilligan, then Voyager.
First casualty reports are in from Octor. - Welch
First computer owners. Adam and Eve. Eve had an Apple - Adam had a Wang.
First computer owners: Adam & Eve. Eve had an Apple. Adam had a Wang.
First count to ten. - Mrs. Jewls 6-8-12-1-5-2-7-11-3-10. - Joe
First cross river, *then* insult alligator.
First fire, then the wheel, now Messenger v1.1.
First generation Trekker  6609.08
First god created man, THEN she got it right!
First heat the outer skin to cherry,then peel and eat! -Dragon cookbook
First impression. Very dark - Crow in Deep 13
First impression: Egoist!  Second: Paradox!  Third: Duuhh, What??
First impressions are lasting impressions. - Frank Burns
First impressions are of major importance in business matters. FINCH
First it was "tax the rich", now it is "bait and switch!"
First it was 8", then 5.25", now 3.5" - play with it some more.
First it was Hillary, then it was Jennifer, now it is US!!!
First it was tax the rich, now it is bait and switch!
First law of Laboratory work: Hot glass looks like cold glass.
First law of Window Cleaning:  It's on the other side.
First law of library science: Books are for use.
First law of sociology:  "Violence in, violence out."
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
First listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary.
First movies moved, then they talked, now they smell.
First of all, which of you is from Windsor- ah Windsor, my old home.
First on the agenda:  Dunk the wizard's cat!
First product of the ACME company - Mike on giant arrow
First pull up, then pull.
First restaurant on the MoonGood food, but no atmosphere!
First ring Judiciary 2nd Legislative that's Congress 3rd ring: Executive
First ring Judiciary, 2nd Legislative, 3rd ring: Executive.
First rule of Appliance Repair:  Save all the parts...
First rule of Dabo:  Watch the wheel, NOT the girl!
First rule of SWAT training: Open door before entering.
First rule of analogies: pick one that fits.
First rule of fighting. Don't get hit.
First rule of gunfighting - bring a gun!
First rule of holes, if you're in one, STOP DIGGING!
First rule of holes: When you're in one, stop digging.
First rule of intelligent tinkering: save all the parts
First rule of manhood: NEVER ask for directions.
First rule of marriage: If YOU'RE Right, APOLOGIZE FAST!
First rule of not-being-seen:  Don't stand up.
First rules of Holes--if you're in one, stop digging!
First say what you would be; then do what you must do.
First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin...
First she is like a cat in the dark; then she is the darkness.
First star to the right, and straight on til morning! -Kirk
First study the enemy.  Seek weakness. - Romulan Commander
First study the enemy. Seek weakness. Romulan-Balance of Terror
First study the enemy.Seek weakness.
First the Boy part...
First the memory goes then...I forgot the rest!
First the mind goes, but I don't remember what goes next.
First there are Cousins, then there are Cousin-In-Laws!
First there are cousins,then there are cousins-in-laws!
First thing a new pastor learns: Sheep bite!
First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers!
First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers
First thing, I take off the burlap dress - Crow
First things first -- but not necessarily in that order
First we're going to cut it off, then we're going to kill it.
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then the women. - Homer
First you take a leak.
First, cross river. *Then* insult alligator.
First, draw the curve; then, plot the data.
First, kill all the lawyers--then waste Barney.
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
First, we kill all the lawyers.
First, we'll kill all the programmers
First, you need an offline reader.  Thats where the fun begins!
First, you put the lawyers up against a wall.
First, you put the lawyers up against a wall. . .
First, you take a leek---How did I get round from eating square meals?
First, you take a leek...
First: Hit it with a BIGGER hammer!
Firt: A well-grilled wienie.
Fisandantilus, Of The Black Robes!  I think I can take this guy.
Fish Eggs, by 'Sam N. Spawn'
Fish Story: Rod Enreel
Fish Story: by Rod Enreel
Fish Talk, My Roast Rump!, I Deserve These Fish - Ren.
Fish and Ships:   What sea monsters eat...
Fish and Tempura vegetables are being BATTERED!
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!  News at 11:00
Fish and guests are only good for three days !!!
Fish and guests smell in three days.
Fish and lurkers smell in 3 days. Franklin
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Fish and visitors stink in three days.
Fish and women are only good for three days !!!
Fish are SO hard to toilet train!
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
Fish can drown in air.  That is true.  So we are even.
Fish can drown in air.  That's true.  So we're even.
Fish can get seasick.
Fish do it where people swim.
Fish grow fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in port!
Fish heads, fish heads eat them up, YUM!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads..
Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads...
Fish must be brain food, because they travel in schools!
Fish on a dotted line and catch every other fish.
Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
Fish tank bursts and save tot from raging fire. Goldfish hailed as hero!
Fish tanks: Inter-active Software for cats.
Fish with knife: Serial Giller.
Fish! * Cat Enjoy your meal. * Food Dispenser I will!
Fish! --The Cat. Enjoy your meal. --Food Dispenser. I will! --The Cat.
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! - Cat, Red Dwarf
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! --The Cat.
Fishbein's Conclusion:  The tire is only flat on the bottom.
Fisherman Lost at Sea: Found Floundering Around
Fisherman arrested for being a hooker - film at 11.
Fisherman catches calendar: reeling in the years.
Fisherman do it with their rods.
Fisherman's hell: Beer......Bait.....take one.
Fisherman:Spends $1000 to catch $20 worth of fish.
Fishermen DO IT with long rods!
Fishermen always have long rods.
Fishermen and Film Majors have reel lives.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Fishermen do it with their rods.
Fishermen network for a living!  What's YOUR excuse?!
Fishes are born in water - man is born in Tao. <Chuang Tzu>
Fishing Famous Last Words:  All boats collect a little water.
Fishing Famous Last Words:  it's deep enough if you stay left.
Fishing Famous Last Words:  the fish are hitting like crazy!
Fishing Rod: A hook at the end a fool at the other.
Fishing hell: Choose ONLY one - BEER or BAIT.
Fishing in the tub & Sex for one,You never catch anything
Fishing in the tub and Sex for one: You never catch anything!
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old, smelly clothes.
Fishing is great, if you're using hand grenades!
Fishing rod:  A hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Fishing today anyone.......
Fishing, stranger? No, just drowning worms.
Fishing:  A man's way of hiding a drinking problem.
Fishing:  A man's way of hiding a drinking problem...
Fishing: Jerk on one end of the line waiting for Jerk on the other!
Fishkeeping:  $1,000.00 in equipment for $10.00 worth of fish!
Fiske: BLACK hole for WHITEwater evidence.
Fistfights: Donny Brooke
Fistfights: by Donny Brooke
Fit them as you may together, imagining the sphere..
Fit, vigorous and virile. -- G. Gordon Liddy
Fitting magazine title: "Teen Beat"
Five Babylonians in search of a station.
Five Neat Guys. And a girl - Tom on crew of spaceship
Five beholders?!  I hold my dagger in front of me and charge them!
Five cables sticking out of any appliance is cruel & unusual punishment.
Five card stud, nothing's wild... and the sky's the limit. - Picard
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun - Bart Simpson's lines
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F20
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun -Bart Simpson/Episode 1F20
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. --Bart Simpson.
Five days to get to and from the cargo decks? - Rimmer
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind!!!!!
Five fish! I'll be rich! - The Cat
Five hours. Those animals could be out. - Muldoon
Five hundred point deduction for hitting Morn with the darts!
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
Five is right out.
Five minutes with her & I'd open fire on the crowd - Crow
Five out of four people are schizophrenic
Five out of four people have problems with fractions.
Five words every college grad knows...  "You want fries with that?"
Five words every college graduate knows..."You want fries with that?"
Five year olds? That sounds really sweet - TV's Frank
Five years from now will they be having a Soviet Re-Union?
Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
Five, Six, Grab your crucifix...-Elm St. Children
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock.
Five-card stud, nothing wild; and the sky's the limit... -Picard
Fix it!  You've got five minutes, Scotty! -- Kirk
Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!
Fix it?  I can't figure out how to open it!
Fix that 'whoop whoop' noise - Crow
Fix the sink, mow the yard, it really ain't that hard if ya get paid.
Fixation: A gas station that still repairs cars.
Fixed Word Length: Four-letter words used by programmers in a state.
Fixed disk not responding. Loading cassette BASIC.
Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger
Fixing Computer Programs: by Dee Bugger
Fjord [n] - A make of Norwegian automobile.
Fjord [n] - a make of Norwegian automobile.
Fjords give a lovely baroque feel to a continent.
Fl singles is like a bowl of granola, full of fruits, flakes, & nuts
Fl singles version of reach out and touch someone....<tap tap>
Fla Come on vacation, return on probation
Fla-fla-floley.
Fla. Come on vacation, return on probation
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Flaky.
Flame OUT!!! - Iceman
Flame On:  something moderators will ban you for doing
Flame Topped Lovelies; beware the Ire of the Wild Irish Rose!
Flame all you want.  We'll post more.
Flame extinguished as usual.
Flame t' Live, Live t' Flame
Flame test positive.  More moderation needed to arrive at balance.
Flame to Live, Live to Flame
Flame, death.  Babylon will fall, this place will be destroied! - Ladira
Flame, death. Babylon will fall, this place will be destroyed! - Ladira
Flame: drive-by shooting on the Information Superhighway.
Flamed:  Down and out in Cyberspace.
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Flamers to the left, flamees to the right, moderator right in between
Flames > nil:
Flames expire in dead subs.
Flames shoot out from the oven.  Yes, dinner is done.
Flames to /dev/null, please, directed Tom nihilistically.
Flames to dev/nul/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue!
Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.
Flames to dkoresh@davidians.com
Flames welcome, but I've got my asbestos suit on!
Flamethrower not included...
Flamethrower:  A bouncer at a gay bar.
Flamethrowers are an 'outside' toy
Flamiel! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Flaming Heterosexual
Flaming delayed is flaming denied...
Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs
Flammable fire extinguisher
Flanacles:  Theft-preventing chains attached to all banks pens.
Flanacles: The chains attached to bank pens to prevent theft.
Flanacles: Theft-preventing chains attached to all banks pens.
Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighbor!
Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
Flannister:  The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
Flash Gordon may save the universe, but only Jesus will save a soul.
Flash Memory...Now you know it, now you don't.
Flash!  Dr. M'Benga arrested for making an obscene clone fall!
Flash!  Fotomat burns to ground.  No film at 11.
Flash!  Fox and bunny frolic with whips and oatmeal...
Flash!  Kodak monopolizes convenience store!  Film at 7-11
Flash!  Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Flash!  Tom Chorlton arrested for molesting wombats!
Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General!
Flash! Scientific research causes cancer in mice! News at 11.
Flash! This just in: The sky is falling.
Flash!! Energizer Bunny force fed Kaopectate, finally stops going...
Flash!!! - Energizer Bunny Arrested ... Charged with Battery!
Flash: Bill Clintons's Parents to be Indicted for Raising Dope!
Flash: FDA outlaws new addictive substance - air.
Flash: FDA outlaws new addictive substance--air...
Flash: Limbaugh denies he wears bra.
Flash: Rush Limbaugh Actually Loves Animals!
Flash: Rush Limbaugh actually likes animals!
Flashback? Must be that new attachment to an M-16.
Flashes in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh
Flashlight (n): Container for transport of dead batteries.
Flashlight (n.) a tin can for carrying dead batteries.
Flashlight - a case for storing dead batteries...
Flashlight(n) flash'lit: Container for transporting dead batteries.
Flashlight(n): Container for transport of dead batteries.
Flashlight, n. Device for storing dead batteries.
Flashlight:  A case in which to carry dead batteries.
Flashlight:  A place to keep dead batteries
Flashlight:  Container for storing dead batteries in.
Flashlight:  Dead battery storage device.
Flashlight:  Device used to store dead batteries.
Flashlight:  a case for storing dead batteries.
Flashlight: A case in which to carry dead batteries.
Flashlight: A tin can for transporting dead batteries.
Flashlight: a place to keep dead batteries.
Flashlight: a tin can for carrying dead batteries.
Flashs in the Pan: Pet Rocks & Rush Limbaugh
Flashs in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh
Flat cats are good for filling potholes.
Flat cats are quiet, but not much fun.
Flat out, like a lizard drinking.
Flatcat Enterprises: Got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see.
Flatery is like gum - enjoy the flavour, but don't swallow it.
Flatline, n. the point at which programmers go on vacation
Flattery is OK as long as you don't inhale!
Flattery is all right if you don't inhale!
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
Flattery is from the teeth. Sincere appreciation is from the heart.
Flattery is kinder but truth gets results.
Flattery is like chewing gum.  Enjoy it, but don't swallow it.
Flattery is like chewing gum.  Enjoy, but don't swallow.
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it.
Flattery is telling a man what he thinks of himself.
Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.
Flattery really works:  As you snow, so shall you reap.
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.
Flattery will get you nowhere, it's flattery and Money!
Flattery'll get you anywhere. - Jane Russell
Flattery-The art of telling someone exactly what he thinks of himself.
Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Flatulence Anonymous : 1-800-Gas-Mask
Flatulence is best served in a crowded room.
Flatulence will blow you away
Flatulence: a blast from the repast...
Flawed to perfection :-)
Flawed to perfection.
Flaws in the system will now become severe. - Malcolm
Flea collar concession could really clean up-Crow on apes
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.
Fleas can be taught nearly everything a lawyer can.
Flee at once, all is discovered.
Flee temptation and leave no forwarding address.
Flee this seething cauldron of angst -Mike
Fleeing from the Fido Tyranny, The Last Tagline Galactica...
Fleeing into the woods
Fleeing the Borg Tyranny, the Federation Starship...wait a minute..<g>
FleetStreet now also in Swedish. When will Bluewave be?
Flexibility is one of the cornerstones of program budgeting.
Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
Flick, flick, *LICK* flick, flick......More?
Flies Are Not Allowed In The Soup Without Permission
Flies Spread Disease.....Keep Yours .ZIPped
Flies are existentialist. Even after they die, we remember them.
Flies carry disease:  Keep yours zipped!
Flies cause disease.  Keep yours closed!
Flies go to the big dung heap in the sky when they die.
Flies leave fresh dog sh*t to follow him
Flies spread disease, so keep your zipper closed.
Flies spread disease--keep yours zipped.  -Unknown
Flies spread disease..... So keep yours ZIPPED!
Flight 314 boarding Gate 3, Flight 672 at Gate 2, SDF-1 at Gate 1...
Flight 50/50 now boarding for LAX...
Flight 666 now boarding at gate 13.
Flight School: Higher education.
Flight: To throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flight: the ability to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flim flam? * Worf
Flinky: Ink mark made when flipping thru a book with a pen.
Flint on being a pilot - "Guess you could say it's in my blood"
Flint on being a pilot - "It's like an addiction, isn't it?"
Flintstone chewable lesbians. The best way to start your day!
Flintstone's Chewables New? Nah, Barney ate Pebbles, and got 5 to 10!
Flintstone's Chewables aren't New! Dino ate Wilma when he grew up!
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma in BedRock!
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma in the StoneAge!
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma when he grew up!
Flintstone's Chewables: Just another name for Fred's secretary, Sharon
Flintstone's Chewables: The answer to Stone Age foreplay!
Flintstone's Chewables: What Wilma used when she met Sharon Stone!
Flintstone's Chewables:BedRock's answer to "honey,I've got a headache
Flintstone's Chewables:BedRock's answer to "honey,I've got a headache"
Flintstone's Chewables:New? Nah, why'dya think they called it BedRock?
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Does Jurassic Park has an ADULT area 4 You
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Bam-Bam ate Pebbles, don'tcha know?!
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Barney ate Pebbles and got 5 to 10!
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Dino CHOMPED Barney in the StoneAge!
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Fred & Wilma did it in BedRock!
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, why'dya think they called it BedRock
Flintstone's Chewables;New?Does Jurassic Park has an ADULT area 4 You!
Flip a coin...ah, very good. I will replicate one immediately. --Data
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton Haitian stategy.
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton governmental stategy.
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton governmental strategy
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton positional stategy.
Flip power switch to continue...
Flip-Flop:  Unpopular reverse side of hit record.
FlipSide Clinic: 127.5 lobotomizers... NO WAITING!
Flipper the dolphin. I did.
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics
Flirt like that again with me & I'll follow you anywhere!
Flirt with a smile.  Service with a smirk!
Flirt with danger in a pool full of strangers.
Flirt with me like that again and I'll follow you anywhere.
Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
Flirtation - attention without intention.
Flirting gets you no where but taglines always welcome.
Flirting gets you nowhere but recipes always welcome.
Flirting gets you nowhere but taglines always welcome.
Flirting with disaster morning after killing me again...
Flirting with the Judge is *NEVER* in contempt of court!
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS.
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS On Topic.
Flirting with the moderator is *always* on topic  :-)
Float  like a dactyl, sting  like a rex.
Float like a Romulan, sting like a Photon-T - Mohammad of B.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.  - Mohammed Ali
Floating Control - A characteristic exhibited when you have to go
Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer.
Floating Decimal:  One Which Bobs Up Unexpectedly In A Sea Of Confusion
Floating Point:  Maximum amount of coffee consumable at one sitting.
Flob: Cloud of gnats that hangs around your face in the summer night.
Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England!
Flogging in the Army.              Corporal Punishment
Flogging in the Army. by Corporal Punishment
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
Flogging will continue until morale improves. - Lady Janier
Floggings will continue til morale improves
Floggings will continue until modems improve!
Floggings will continue until moral improves!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floggings will continue until morale improves!
Floggings will continue until morale increases!!
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a langua
Flood evidence? Let me guessYou've been watching CBS again.
Flood evidence? What? You didn't know ancient cultures lived by rivers?
Flood's bad when the kids get to class in a yellow school boat.
Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
Flood's bad when your antenna serves as a channel marker.
Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
Floor:  The place where clothes are found.
Floor: The place where you keep your clothes.
Flop drop at ten. Pass it on - Crow as horse
Flopcorn:  The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooker.
Floppy Disc:  Long-playing record left out in the sun too long.
Floppy Disc:  Serious curvature of the spine.
Floppy Disc: Long-playing record left out in the sun too long.
Floppy Disc: Serious curvature of the spine.
Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
Floppy Joe: Home Computer Addict
Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
Floppy discs too floppy
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy hat support added.
Floppy not ready...Format HARD DISK instead (Y/n)?
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead?
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Floppy not responding.  Can you kiss it and make it well?
Floppy not responding.  Format HARD DRIVE instead? (Y/N)
Floppy not responding.  Format Sysop instead? (Y/N)_
Floppy not responding.  Kiss it and make it well?
Floppy not responding. Can I kiss it and make it well?
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)
Floppy not responding...Format Hard Disk instead? (Y/N)
Floppy not responding.Can you kiss it and make it well?
Floppy... The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Floppy:  Problem male Programmers hope to avoid.
Florence of Arabia -- feminist camelmanship
Florence of Arabia -- feminist camelmanship.
Florida - come on vacation, leave on probation.
Florida - land of the newly wed and the nearly dead.
Florida -- the Punshine State.
Florida Government: Corruption and Inefficiency at its Finest!
Florida Singles - Party Time, Excellent!
Florida Winter:  Three consecutive days of 50 degree weather.
Florida has two seasons: Tourist and Hurricane.
Florida irony: Mildew growing on the outside of your Clorox bottle.
Florida is a state of mind that one must be born with.
Florida is for the birds!!!!
Florida is much more than just beaches and attractions!!
Florida is the only state to outlaw bungee jumping.
Florida law prohibits rolling a barrel down the street.
Florida rental car special:  A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
Florida tourist: (n) (1) Non-resident  (2) Murder victim.
Florida!  Don't leave home without it.
Florida! Number One in importing illegal drugs!
Florida! The Mecca of the "Grass is Greener" failures of America.
Florida, USA, Sol 3, 5th Sector, Quadrant 2A, Milky Way.
Florida, the only state named for a weed: Florida Pusley
Florida. Don't leave home without it!
Florida:  If you don't like the weather here, wait a minute.
Florida:  The only state to ever have outlawed bunjee jumping.
Florida:  The police state.
Florida:  The rules are different here.
Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation
Florida: Come on vacation, return on probation.
Florida: God's Waiting Room.
Florida: It is illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer.
Florida: It is illegal to transport livestock aboard school buses.
Florida: Our only ice is in our drinks!
Florida: Some of us are NOT here on vacation.
Floridas Spacecoast: Surf, Sun, Babes and FUN!!
Floridium: Natrium lover.
Florist: A petal pusher.
Flossa Nostra:  A mob of dentists who instruct you to floss or else.
Flossulations: Tracks you get on your thumbs after a long flossing.
Flotion:  The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime one moves.
Flotion:  The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves
Flotion: The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime one moves.
Flotion: The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves
Flotion: tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves.
Flow Chart - A graphic representation of the fastest route to the
Flow Chart:  A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall.
Flowers are for the soul.
Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard?  - Q
Flowers leave part of their fragrance in the hands that bestow them.
Flowers will buy you two weeks. - Bashir
Flowers!  Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?  --Q
Flowers!  Is there a John-Luck Pickerd here? -- Q
Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here? - Q
Flowers! Is there a John Luck Pickerd here? - Q
Flowers! Is there a John Luke Pickerd here? - Q
Flowers:  A gift bought by a man with a weak alibi.
Flowers: A gift bought by a friend who ate the chocolate.
Flown all the way from New Mexico to New Mexico - Mike
Fluff Y Bum
Fluffing the blankets after farting is not necessary!
Fluffnub: Marshmallow on a stick.
Fluffy meet Rover. Rover EAT Fluffy.
Flung any good witches lately?
Fluoridate martinis: No holes in your liver or teeth.
Fluoridate martinis: holes in your liver not your teeth.
Flurrant: The one leaf that always clings to the end of the rake.
Flush Twice - it's uphill to the cafeteria.
Flush Twice ... it's a Long way to Washington!
Flush hard.  Tucson needs the water.
Flush the toilet while Ranma is taking a Shower!
Flush the toilet while Ranma's in the shower
Flush twice..  It's a long way to the replicator.
Flush twice... It's a long way to the replicator.
Flush twice:it's a long way to 24 Sussex,Ottawa
Flutists do it with a trill.
Flux capacitor + DeLorian = ?
Flux the rules!
Fly Fishing Jam with DJ Scratch 'n Fish!
Fly Heisenberg Air!  Dunno where we are, but we're making good time.
Fly U.S.Air. Find out if there really is a God.
Fly by night away from here, Change my life again -RUSH
Fly by night, away from here.  Change my life again . . .
Fly lower, I think there's a name on that water tower.
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon/meet me on the other side..
Fly me, I'm your friendly Portuguese airline. <Cole>
Fly monkies! Fly! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Fly your Flag upside down, show the world you know the truth.
Fly-screens in submarines.
Flyers do it in the air.
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Flying Saucer lands on White House. Aliens Demand to speak with Barbar
Flying Saucers Are Real!  The Air Force Doesn't Exist.
Flying cow kits aren't what they used to be (   hey diddle diddle   ).
Flying high, in the blue...Free to do, number two! -Crow
Flying is not dangerous.... CRASHING is dangerous.
Flying is not inherently dangerous.  Crashing is.
Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill.  Landing is the first.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing!
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... a
Flying saucer: what follows a flying coffee cup during an argument.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
Flying saucers use antigravity to stay up, said Tom knowingly.
Flying through the realms of cyberspace on a digital carpet
Flying tribble: -*-
Flying turtles are real, they just don't show up on radar.
Flying/landing on one engine.
Flying:  the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Flying: Verb - The art of hurling yourself at the ground and missing!!
Fnord.
Fo'c's'l:  Th' c'b'n f'r'th'st f'r'd.
Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!!
Fobia (n.): Fear of misspelling any word.
Fobia: Fear of misspelled words
Focault was a real swinger.
Focus Groups of the Living Dead.
Focus On the Family; "McCulture" at its very best!
Focus on making things better, not bigger.
Focus on the Couple, on the Issue, for _both_ sexes.
Focus on the desk & just let the rest happen - Crow T. Robot
Focus! Focus! - Crow on blurry visual effect
Focus?  When's the Picture?
Fog is an extremist.
Fog: the air apparent.
Foghorn Borg:Resistance, I say, resistance is futile, boy
Foiling felons and thwarting thieves. - DarkWing Duck
Fokker? I hardly know her!
Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. ---
Fold, spindle and mutilate, see if I give a damn.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Folds, thrusts, and overturned beds are all common in zones of orogeny.
Folks - they juust wanna have taglines!
Folks are basically decent, conventional wisdom would say.
Folks from Seattle don"t tan ... they rust !
Folks in the land of Nod drank Pernod non-alcoholic liquor.
Folks just wanna have Taglines, they just wanna have Taglines.
Folks just want to have Taglines; They just wanna have Taglines....
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Folks thought him an expert, until a real one showed up.
Folks who have no vices have few virtues.
Folks who like Macs usually got a deep discount.
Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do
Folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Follow Satan and be stupid
Follow earlier advice: Check parent file.
Follow like sheep and you'll be fleeced like sheep.
Follow like sheep and you'll be fleeced. (Proof: Rush Limbaugh)
Follow me #AN#, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me @F, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me @N@, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me @TO, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me Gary Caplan, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me Herb, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me Steven, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow me and I will make you fishers of men. - Matt. 4:19
Follow me or you're all cocktail wienies! - Tom
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages
Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. (Matt 4:19)
Follow me, the tagline vault is this way.
Follow our hero as he heads down to Payless Shoes - Mike
Follow the Yellow Brick Road....Follow the Yellow Sick Broad...Follow t
Follow the flow, but do not be carried away by it.
Follow the herd, you will eventually end up in the slaughter house.
Follow the trail of scat - Mike as Torme drives off
Follow the wise few rather than the vulgar many.
Follow the yellow brick PATH...
Follow the yellow rubber line
Follow the yellow rubber line ...
Follow your bliss.
Follow your heart and let your head take care of itself.
Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
Followed by the explosive harpoon
Follower's Creed: The lemmings know something we don't.
Following Jesus costs more than anything - except not following Him.
Following are a couple of taglines about moderators.
Following the Dream... and trudging through the nightmare.
Fon Parr: Sex between dyslexic Vulcans.
Fondle any key to continue!!!
Fondling your chips is infantile behavior. - Dr. Freedman
Fondly dedicated to Book-Burner B*rry M*cha.
Fong Farr: Vulcan sex with a Chinese guy.
Font Hinting:  "Pssst... try my 12 pt. Garamond Bold."
Font creators do it with style.
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fonzie, Ace of Spies - Mike
Foo
Foo Mail * Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Food .... a wonderful thing to waist!
Food For Thought: Does Data's programming run Windows App's?
Food Groops: Meats, Vegatables, Grains and CHOCOLATE!
Food Groups: Meats, Vegetables, Grains and CHOCOLATE!
Food fight in main lounge.
Food fit for a King, here King, here boy.
Food for Thought Builds Better Brains
Food for Thought...Thought from Food.
Food for Thought:  Do Guinan's hat's have warp capability?
Food for Thought:  Does Data's software run Windows apps?
Food for Thought:  Does Guinan's hat's have warp capability?
Food for Thought:  Does Spot have a positronic litter box?
Food for Thought:  Would Steven Segal make a good Klingon.
Food for Thought: Do Guinan's hats have warp capability?
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.  -- Walt Kelly
Food for thought?  No thanks, I'm on a diet.
Food goes in here! - Homer J. Simpson
Food goes in here! It sure does! - Little Homer and Big Homer
Food is an important part of a balanced diet - Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
Food you love.  Chocolate you LUST for!
Food!  Dabo!  Drink!  Money!  Hand.  Mine.  Give! -- Quark
Food! Dabo! Drinks! Money! Hand. Mine. GIVE!
Food! Finally! Food! Glorious food, wonderful, glorious..
Food, dabo, drinks, money, hand my give.
Food, glorious food!!  --  Oliver Twist, The musical, OLIVER!
Food, glorious food... Hot sausage and mustard - Oliver
Food, shelter, sleep, Robotech...
Food... a wonderful thing to waist!
Food: Not just a good idea, an investment in your future.
Fooda wonderful thing to waist!
Foodfight foiled. Fishsticks seized.
Foods aren't good or bad. Eating habits are.
Fool me 1 shame on you, twice me, 3times you're a woman
Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me. - Gomer Pyle
Fool the politicians, lie to the pollsters.
Fool your grandkids, don't grow up.
Fool! Fool! Nothing you can do!
Fool's gold:  Alimony.
Fool: It take one to know one!
Fooled you!
Fooled you!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fooling around with Mother Nature is an earthy experience.
Foolish fears drive away good fortune.
Foolish is your hope in God.
Foolish man's heart directs him toward the left. [Ecclesiastes 10:2]
Foolproof operation:  All parameters are hard coded.
Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.
Foolproof systems don't take account of fools' ingenuity.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Foolproof?!? *HAH!* Fools are too ingenious.
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Fools and Democrats should never see things half done.
Fools and computers, what a comdo.
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
Fools are certain, but wise men hesitate.
Fools belittle what they do not understand. Cynics belittle all else.
Fools have Dogs for companions!
Fools make strange bed-fellows!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in and get all the good seats.
Fools rush in where Fools have been before!
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to post. Pay attention,Geco!
Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold
Fools rush in, yeah, but how many angels are famous?
Fools rush in... and listen to Rush Limbaugh!
Fools to the left of me, FEEDERS to the right! - Londo
Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right; I need a REAL job! Londo
Fools wander, Wise men travel.
Fools, not Angels, dance on pin heads.
Fools: fool with big Cats!
Foot  A politician's pacifier.
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks
Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: by Paul Bunion
Foot fetishists of the Old West - Frank
Foot loose & fancy free for anything fancy! - Tom as wimp
Foot wash: Start at the top and work down. You do like girls, Ryker?
Foot:  Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Foot: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Football 95 Week 02 Green Bay Packers 27 Chicago Bears 24
Football broadcasters do it eight months a year.
Football is for men: Baseball is for intelligent men..
Football players are measured by the yard.
Football players do it after they are blitzed.
Football players do it by getting four tries to penetrate deeper.
Football players do it by getting the quarterback into the sack.
Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper.
Football players do it by trying to get the quarterback into the sack.
Football players do it in a huddle.
Football players do it in the end zone.
Football players do it offensively/defensively.
Football players get four tries to penetrate.
Football players have odd shaped balls.
Football players use condoms to prevent Athletes Fetus.
Football:  violence with committee meetings.
Footfetti: A discarded betting slip at the track.
Footprints in the sand are never made by sittin.
Footprints in the sand of time are not made by sitting down.
Footprints in the sands of time are never made by sitting down.
For $1,000,000 free - call 1-800-627-%..+NO CARRIER
For 20 cycles I stood beside you as one of the Nine. - Delenn
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
For 3 days after death hair & fingernails grow, phone calls taper off.
For ALL have sinned & fall short of Glory of God(Rom3:23)
For Adam was first formed, then Eve. (1TI 2:13)
For All Round Family Fun You Can't Beat, Flod!
For BOTH sexes, abuse derives from powerlessness, not power
For Clinton's birthday, send candy, he already had Flowers
For Clinton, originality is the art of concealing your source.
For Confucius Tags, see my post to Cal Webster.
For Customer Support, dial 1-800-HAHAHAHA
For Dessert?  I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
For Extra Credit: Define universe, give three examples.
For Gaia, Fenris, and country! Kill the Nazi cowards!
For Genevieve... Kurn, Kurn, Kurn...
For God sake's get off...She's Dead Jim!
For God sakes, man, GET OFF!  She's DEAD, Jim!
For God so Loved........(insert your Name)
For God so loved YOU that He gave His only Son -for YOU!
For God's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!!
For God's sake get off!  She's dead, Jim!
For God's sake!  Strap yourself down!
For God's sake, don't let them make any more progress!
For God's sake, get off her!  She's dead, Jim!
For God's sake, get the hell off - she's dead, Jim!
For God's sake, people, get a life! -- William Shatner
For Grid, for Goofy, and Saint Walt!
For Gypsy's scrap book - Mike read's back of picture
For Halloween I'm going as a tagline.  How do you like my costume?
For Headaches: Ram your head into a window & the pane will disappear.
For Higher Access, press ALT-H at the main menu.
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. - Winnie
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. - Winnie the Pooh
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
For I am the universe again!
For I'm a jolly good recipe, for I'm a jolly good recipe...
For I'm a jolly good tagline, for I'm a jolly good tagline...
For Italians, love is almost never a longdrink, more often an expresso.
For Maximum Attention, Just make a MISTAKE
For Mystery Science Theater 3000 <twang> - MST3K14
For NEWS [Select] :  (N)orth  (E)ast  (W)est  (S)outh.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For New Year's, I'm giving up sex & lying.
For PROOF of Government censorship, call 1-800-###-####.
For REAL sponge cake. BORROW the ingredients.
For Reference Only
For Rent:  6 room hated apartment.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
For Reply, send a self-abused stomped Antelope to...
For Reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to ...
For Sale - Parachute, Only Used once, Never Opened, Small Stain
For Sale - Three canaries of undetermined sex.
For Sale Encyclopedia Britannica never used Wife knows all.
For Sale! One used sysop with RSI & a headache!
For Sale! One used sysop with RSI and a headache!
For Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see to appreciate.
For Sale.  Three canaries of undetermined sex.
For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Husky.
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.
For Sale. Tagline, low miles, garage kept, no rust. Needs tune up.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale. VCR. Like New. Never Figured Out.
For Sale...Used Electrons...Good Voltage...Will Modem For Free.
For Sale:  Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart
For Sale:  Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.
For Sale:  Iraqi rifle.  Never used - dropped once
For Sale:  One mind, hardly used.  Owner has vacated.
For Sale:  One positronic brain, found in San Francisco.  Needs work.
For Sale:  Positronic Brain - Found near S.F. - Needs Work.
For Sale:  Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
For Sale:  Positronic Brain-Found near San Francisco - Needs Work.
For Sale:  Smoker's chair.  Solid Ash.
For Sale:  Tribbles.  Contact H. Mudd at 17:01/A.
For Sale:  Univac computer, switching to gas heating.
For Sale:  Used recipes, 8 bits ea.  call 555-FUNY.
For Sale:  Used taglines, 8 bits ea.  call 555-FUNY.
For Sale: 1 Freddy Kruger Ginsu Glove, slightly used
For Sale: Chernobyl used MACs.
For Sale: Cocker Spaniel. Eats anything, fond of small children.
For Sale: Dehydrated H*O - $14 per quart.
For Sale: Dehydrated H2O - $14 per quart
For Sale: Earth, Or trade for summer moon near Jupiter.
For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
For Sale: Ex-wife, Take over payments.
For Sale: Galaxy Class Starship, one owner. Contact Quark, DSN-8600
For Sale: Galaxy Class Starship, one owner. Contact Quark.
For Sale: Hour Glass for timing Windows...
For Sale: New Encyclopedia, Never Used. Kids know it all!
For Sale: One mind. Pristine condition - Hardly used.
For Sale: One positronic brain, found in San Francisco.  Needs work.
For Sale: One set of encyclopedias -- wife already knows everything.
For Sale: One slightly bloodstained FORD BRONCO: $1,000,000
For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened...has a small stain!!
For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened...has small stain.
For Sale: Rottwieller. Eats anything, fond of children.
For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.
For Sale: Tagline, low miles, garage kept, no rust.  Needs tune up.
For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale: Tribbles. Contact H. Mudd at 17:01/A.
For Sale: Univac computer, switching to gas heating.
For Sale: Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once.
For Sale: Used taglines, 8 bits ea. call 555-FUNY.
For Sale: VCR... Like New... Never Figured Out.
For Sale: Warp engine, Competition Cam, w/Holley dble pump
For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
For Sale: recipe: low miles, garage kept, no rust. Needs tune up.
For TAGLINE insert four quarters in slot >>>
For THIS I bought a computer?
For Used Book Saviors?... nah.
For WARM BOOT put computer in dryer for 20 minutes
For Warm Boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes
For [Jesus] taught them as one having authority...
For _real_ sponge cake, borrow all the ingredients.
For a *real* sponge cake, *borrow* the ingredients.
For a Breath, I Tarry. . .
For a Free bud, Do you use Windows?  -  Yes, I do.
For a Good Time Call Ronald Reagan 1-800-DUH-WHAT
For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!
For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!!!
For a REAL Challenge, play Episode 2 Mission 9 Fortress of Mystery
For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
For a Tar(heel) free North Carolina! Go Wolf Pack
For a _real_ sponge cake, borrow the ingredients.
For a bad hangover, take the juice of two quarts of whiskey.
For a big surprise, try pressing ALT+H right now.
For a bug free environment, do NOT open Windows.
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program!
For a bug...free environment do NOT run this program!
For a clean slate type "format c:"[RETURN]
For a clever man, you're not very bright.
For a crime this outrageous we sentance you to two weeks of Barney.
For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to 2 weeks of Barney.
For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to two weeks of Barney.
For a crime this outrageous, we sentence you to 2 weeks of Barney.
For a crime this outrageous, we sentence you to two weeks of Barney.
For a fee, I'll sell you names from Santa's list of naughty girls.
For a free lobotomy, make a pass at Kira.
For a frog, time's fun when you're having flies.
For a funny quote, call back late.
For a girl, she's remarkably perceptive. --Calvin.
For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT)
For a good laugh watch Joycelyn Elders try to make a speech..
For a good prime, call:  391581 * 2^216193 - 1
For a good time call Bill on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For a good time call Dave on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For a good time call Mr Reagon 800-DUH-WHAT.
For a good time call Uhura, 1-800-TOS-TREK
For a good time type Delete Dh0: #? ALL
For a good time, call (415) 642-9483
For a good time, call (900) SEX-HARASS ($2.95 per minute)
For a good time, call (900) SEX-HARASS ($2.95 per minute) 
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
For a good time, call 1-900-410-8463.
For a good time, call 1-901-526-5261
For a good time, call 1-904-844-1212
For a good time, call 1-904-997-5011
For a good time, call Ben on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN.
For a good time, call Orville on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For a good time, call Troi & Beverly at 1-900-NCC-1701 $10 Minimum.
For a good time, dunk a bully's boom-box in a mud puddle!
For a good time, report your local gun-banner to the ATF.
For a good time, ring 1194
For a good time, tune your radio to 5.00 megahertz.
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
For a good time, type format C:
For a guy, @FN@'s remarkably perceptive.
For a guy, he's remarkably perceptive.
For a guy, you're remarkably perceptive!
For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off - Mulder
For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off.
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
For a kid with a monosyllabic vocabulary he's awfully persuasive.
For a limited time only!
For a man of fortitude, there are no walls, only avenues.
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a c
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep.
For a minute I thought we were in trouble. - Hawkeye
For a moment I thought I had entered an alternate universe. --Vir.
For a moment, dreams are sacred.
For a mother...the son always shines.
For a mountain, I am very young. For a man - I am just right.
For a mountain, I am very young. For a woman - I am just right.
For a mountain, I am very young. For a womman - I am just right.
For a new Tagline, insert 25c here  [XXXXXX].
For a new monitor, tap <HERE> with a hammer.
For a new recipe, insert 25c here  [XXXXXX].
For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For a programmer, any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
For a real smoking pleasure, smoke Spotted Owl Cigars
For a reply, send a self-abused stomped Antelope to...
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped aardvark to...
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...
For a second I thought I'd entered an alternate universe or something.
For a snark is a boojum, you see.
For a thousand worlds there be in the light of a heartfelt smile.
For access to pirate files hit <Ctrl> <Alt> <Del>
For address, send a SASE to.....
For adult education, nothing beats children
For adult education, nothing is better than children.
For all good things there is a time and a season.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Rom 3:23)
For all my dreams are haunted by a fire on the moon.
For all that is given up, even more is gained. <M Scott Peck>
For all the prophets and the law prophesied until John. (Matt 11:13)
For all things, there is a first time -- Spock
For all variables = 'assholes': let length(walk) > length(pier)
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For all you do, this blood's for you.
For an adequate time call 555-3321
For an adequate time, call 555-6529
For an exciting time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C: > NUL
For an honest man, his life is his message.
For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer.
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God,they are the sons of God(Rom
For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient dies.
For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead
For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country.
For behold, all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals.
For best results, place a slice of cheese in Drive A and reboot!
For best results, place this line at bottom of message.
For best results, remove drive A and reboot!
For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.
For birds of God were meant to pair/The two to complete the whole. Koresh
For by grace are ye saved through faithit is the gift of God:
For carnival we put masks over our masks.
For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness...
For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball.
For cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?! - Slappy
For customer assistance, dial 1-800-IAM-DUMB.
For dessert, I'd like a piece of apple 3.1415926535897...
For discussion only.  Not to be relied upon.
For discussion only. Not to be relied upon.
For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
For every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.
For every action there is an equal and opposite bureaucratic policy.
For every action there is an equal and opposite critcism.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. <kick>
For every action there's an equal & opposite criticism
For every action there's an equal and opposite criticism.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For every action, there is an equal but opposite critical analysis.
For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary.
For every battle honor, 1000 heroes die unknown
For every complex problem there is a simple and WRONG solution.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill. Richard Clopton
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. -- R. Clopton
For every feeling, there is a song...
For every inch that is not a fool is rogue. - Dryden
For every man shall bear his own burden. (GAL 6:5)
For every problem there is a simple solution, and it's always wrong.
For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered
For evidence of what ongoing drug abuse can do, look at Spinal Tap.
For f**ks sake, use a condom!
For foolproof virus removal, just type FORMAT C:
For further details, please send a self-abused, stomped elephant.
For further details, send a self-abused, stomped elephant.
For further discussion.  :-)
For further information, consult God.
For furthur information, consult God.
For god's sake Kitt, let the dog have the dip.
For god's sake Norm, let the dog have the dip. --Cliff Claven.
For god's sake Orville, let the dog have the dip.
For good clean fun, shower with a friend.
For great wrong doings there are great punishments
For hard cash we will lie and decieve.. - Pink Floyd
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive.---Pink Floyd
For he that is dead is freed from sin. - Romans 6:7
For heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light-years away, you know
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
For in Christ there is all of God in a human body...
For in Him we live, and move, and have our being. - Acts 17:28
For in the reflection of my mind's eye...-Elm St. Children
For instant SYSOP access, press ALT-H
For instant adult access press alt-h.
For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin
For just $3000, you too can change to Windoze95!
For just one day, love someone weither or not they deserve it.
For kinky sex, dial 1-976-TDEX  (3 bars GPL, sheep not included)
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
For life is quite absurd. And death's the final word. --Monty Python.
For life's blossoms rare, pull out thoughts that wear & tear
For loneliness and solitaire/Are death to every soul. Koresh
For long your live and high your fly.. - Pink Floyd
For love of the Ivory Prince and the Ebony Princess.
For many people, "homeless" simply means not having a home.
For many years, there has been an unnamed character in Star Trek lore.
For many, the declension of life is: I go, you go, ego.
For maximum ease, RoseReader Please!
For maximum ease, vaseline please!
For me EVERY day is one of those days.
For me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. - Philippians 1:21
For me, there are no original taglines. -- Jack Butler
For me, there is no new taglines. -- Jack Butler
For me? You shouldn't have!
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourse
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourself.
For more information, please ask GOD!
For more information, send a self-obsessed stomped antelope.
For my NEXT trick, I'll stuff this SQUID with GRITS!
For my first trick-- The Mask
For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire!
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condome
For my next trick, which is *also* impossible ..
For my next trick,I'll need a blonde volunteer & a condom
For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. (Matt 11:30)
For next message hold ALT and CTL and "." on number pad.
For next message hold ALT and CTL and "." on number pad..
For next message hold ALT and CTRL and "." on number pad..
For next tagline, please deposit four quarters-> [_____]
For now we live, if ye stand fast in the Lord. (1 The 3:8)
For now, we call it the Sony Bigman - Crow on scientists
For off-road use only.
For office use only.
For once I have nothing stupid to say;) -- Gibson
For once I have nothing to say.
For once I'm at a loss for words.  Mark down the date!
For only $29.95 you TOO can be an OJ victim!
For overworked parents everywhere: New Valium Kool-Aid!
For parents only:  Have you hugged your child today?
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
For peace of mind, resign as manager of the Universe.
For people who like peace and quiet -- a phoneless cord.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind o
For people who love peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
For quick Pane relief, try OS/2.
For readable type, Select [Shw ll chrctrs].
For real "sponge" cake, borrow all ingredients.
For real <*gags*>, try alt.tasteless.jokes! <*gag*><*choke*>
For real sponge cake, borrow all of the ingredients.
For recipe insert four quarters in slot >>>
For recreational use only.
For rent:Storage area on DS9, slightly used, very messy. See Quark.
For reply: Send a self abused stomped Antelope.
For research use only.  Not for food, drug, household, or other uses.
For safe philosophizing, always use conundrums.
For sale : 486DX50MHz -> 20nis.
For sale : Hourglass (on mobile hoist) for timing Windows.
For sale Pure Breed horse, just had new pistions/rings/bearings fitted
For sale cheap:   Write-only memory chips.
For sale illiterate hard drive (can't read or write).
For sale motivation tapes, never been used.
For sale, Parachute.  Used once.  Opens on impact.  Small stain.
For sale, Toilet-seat cover.  Barely used.
For sale, cheap Write-Only Memory Chips.
For sale, one satellite. As is, where is, you collect it.
For sale-braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate.
For sale:  Illiterate hard drive (can't read or write).
For sale:  Used Dyson Sphere, needs work, priced to sell.
For sale:  wheelchair, hospital bed, and a motorcycle... -William
For sale: 1 ceramic cow skull - actual size, very real looking $15.
For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap.
For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer...
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
For sale: Hourglass for timing transport flight time.
For sale: One Mexican XT laptop with BIOS Con DIOS.
For sale: One parachute, used once, never opened; small stain.
For sale: One soul, slightly used.  Asking 3 wishes, negotiable.
For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
For sale: one set of morals, never used, will sell cheap
For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
For sale: wheelchair, hospital bed, and a motorcycle...
For secret file-filled "Pirate Directory" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
For secret file-filled "Pirate section" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
For secret file-filled"Pirate Directory" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
For setting fire to bridges, boats and other dreary worlds
For shame. His face covered. His eyes red...
For sincere personal advice, page you sysop at 3 A.M.
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 AM.
For sincere personal advice, phone your moderator at 3 a.m.
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
For some life is a journey...for me it's individual trips.
For some moments in life, there are no words.
For some reason the little Bruins make us laugh.
For some reason the little Flyers make us laugh.
For some reason the little Leafs make us laugh.
For some reason the little Penguins make us laugh.
For some reason the little Rangers make us laugh.
For some reason the little Senators make us laugh.
For some reason the little Whalers make us laugh.
For some reason the little weinerheads make us laugh.
For some reason the olives all turned black. - Henry Blake
For some reason, the mention of slug oils turned Jadzia's stomach.
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
For some white cops, it's always open season. -- Carl Robinson
For some, reality is an illusion.
For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
For someone who didn't inhale, Clinton sure blows a lot of smoke!
For somethin' to go wrong,
For something you really want, the price is always high.
For space is just a starry night where no suns ever rise.
For still there are so many things that I have never seen - a movie?!
For straight is the gate.-- Carrie White's mom.
For stress: Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
For stress: Braid the hairs in each nostril.
For stress: Dance naked in front of your pets.
For stress: Drive to work in reverse.
For stress: Find out what a frof in a blender really looks like.
For stress: Forget the diet center & send yourself a candy gram.
For stress: Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.
For stress: Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
For stress: Make up a language & ask people for directions.
For stress: Pay your electric bill in pennies.
For stress: Polish you car with ear wax.
For stress: Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
For stress: Read the dictionary upside down & look for secret messages
For stress: Refresh self: Put your tongue on a cold steel guard rail.
For stress: Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
For stress: Tattoo Out to Lunch on your forehead.
For stress: Use you Mastercard to pay your Visa.
For stress: Write a short story, using alphabet soup.
For such a big, muscular dude...Orville sure sings like a wuss. ;-}
For such a big, muscular dude...he sure sings like a wuss. huh huh huh
For sure!  We're terrific friends!!
For sysop access, press CTRL-ALT-DELETE
For tagline insert 4 quatloos in slot: |========|
For tagline, please insert four quarters in slot |______|
For telephonic breast exam:  Press 1 ... Now press the other.
For that rundown feeling - jaywalk.
For that, you don't get a clever tagline. Well, maybe...
For the Jedi there is no death; there is the Force.
For the Jedi there is no emotion; there is peace.
For the Jedi there is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
For the Jedi there's no emotion, there's peace.
For the Lord is great and greatly to be praised.
For the Lord seeth not as a man seeth. - 1 Samuel 16:7
For the Lord thy God is a jealous God. - Deuteronomy 6:4
For the Love of God, let the boy give your grandmother a bath!
For the Magistry of this Opus is a secret magistry;
For the Moon is hollow . . . and full of Eagles!
For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
For the Snark WAS a tagline, you see.
For the Startide Rises in the Currents of the Dark
For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable
For the best South Carolina Genealogy read CHICORA_GEN- The S.C. Echo
For the best vacations money can buy - Read Books!
For the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
For the correct answer, send $5.  Dumb looks are still free.
For the earth is the Lords, and the fullness thereof. (1 Cor 10:26)
For the finest in brain candy.
For the first time in a month there's nothing wrong with them. O'Brien
For the first time your mind is quite enough to hear me. - Dream Kosh
For the first time, I feel very much...alone. - Delenn
For the first time, your mind is quiet enough to hear me. - Kosh
For the gifts and calling of God {are} without repentance. (ROM 11:29)
For the greater glory of God.
For the humour impaired: Insert a :-) after every third w
For the kingdom of God is not in word, but in power. (1 Cor 4:20)
For the last time - stop it! - I knew you'd weaken!
For the last time, don't exaggerate!
For the millionth time, don't exaggerate!
For the moment, this baby's working -- O'Brien
For the moment, this baby's working. --O'Brien.
For the next recipe insert four quarters in slot >>>
For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, all around Nut
For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, all around Nut.
For the non-discriminating, non-judgmental, psychotic, all around nut.
For the perfect date all you need is a fire, a cliff, and a sheep...
For the sake of space some quotes are shortened.
For the sake of the echo, this tagline must die!
For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die.
For the same cause also do ye joy, and rejoice with me. (Phi 2:18)
For the son of man is come to save that which was lost. (Matt 18:11)
For the son of man is lord even of the sabbath day. (Matt 12:8)
For the thousands of sacrifices made here - SOLOMON! I HAVE RETURNED!!
For the times...they are a'changin'....
For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other-Calvin
For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other...
For the trip of a lifetime, take the Phobos/Deimos planetside cruise
For the want of a shoe the horse was lost... NO FARRIER
For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky!
For the world's greatest swordsman I am a most grateful sheath.
For there is no respect of persons with God. (ROM 2:11) (KJV)
For there is no respect of persons with God. (Rom 2:11) *
For there is no sea, with out the dolphin -- Oppian
For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
For they are subtle and quick to anger.
For this I spent all those years in college?
For this new crew, there is more to fear than fear itself.
For this years holidays, why not try surfing on sunny Bajor?
For those 'special' times...
For those about to rock!!! Fire!!!
For those about to rock: we salute you.
For those listening in black and white, this ones in stereo.
For those of you playing along at home, Rita is dead.
For those of you who missed it, I'll go through it again Crow T. Robot
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
For those who choose to BBS with the very best.
For those who have better things to do with their time, but don't care.
For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord.
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they li
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
For to me to live {is} Christ, and to die {is} gain. (PHI 1:21)
For tomorrow I diet . . .
For true emotionlessless, Bernie Casey of Borg!
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a Pooper Scooper.
For want of the price of tea and a slice...
For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 10 minutes..
For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 20 minutes.
For warm boot, put foot ware in dryer for 20 minutes.
For we have not followed cunningly devised fables - 2 Peter 1:16
For we have not followed cunningly devised fables 2Pe1:16
For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. (1 Cor 13:9)
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd:
For what it's worth!!!!
For what you consider love, I would need a Klingon man.
For what you consider love, I would need a Klingon woman.
For when accuracy isn't important: CORELSCRIBBLE 3.0
For when has grace ever been needed more than now? Koresh
For when you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. MAT 6:21
For which Clinton did you vote for bill or Hillary rotten Clinton
For who knows within himself that his judgement be true? Koresh
For whom the Lord loveth he correcteth. - Proverbs 3:12
For whose advantage?  To what end?
For women, "equality is a disaster."  L. Long
For writing E-Mail to Penthouse Magazine - WORDPERVERT 5.1
For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. (Gal 3:26)
For years I ate with the wrong fingers.
For you the blind who once could see the bell tolls for thee-RUSH
For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts...
For your love, I'd give you anything that's for sure.
For your next vacation, why not try Bajor? - We nose you'll love it!
For your penance, say 5 Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
ForAll have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (ROM 3:23)
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
Forbin Project. How can we help you? - Crow
Forcast for tonight:  Darkness..
Force Strength Meter ->  weak #####################- strong
Force Strength Meter ->  weak XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX--- strong
Force a cat to watch CNN for 9 hours or until dead.
Force is down!  I say again, Force is not moving! -- Skid Mark
Force is unconscious again! -- Skid Mark
Force yourself to relax.
Forceps, Frank!  Pain! -- Dr. Forrester
Forcible restraint of men is the only service a government offers.
Ford            F**ked On Race Day
Ford            F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Ford            F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford            First On Recall Day
Ford            Found On Road, Dead
Ford            Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford - Found on roadside dead.
Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-)
Ford - fixed or repaired daily. :-)
Ford Beebee! Ford Beebee! - Crow chants during credits
Ford of Borg:  At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1.
Ford said Arthur, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it
Ford, Quality is job 1 - repairs are job 2!
Ford, you're turning into a penguin.  Stop it.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Ford, you're turning into a tagline.  Stop it.
Ford:  Flip Over Read Directions
Ford:  For Old Retired Dudes
Ford: (backwards)	Driver Returns On Foot
Ford: (backwards)       Driver Returns On Foot
Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: F*cking Old, Retarded Drivers
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on Road Dying.
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Fords make me hurl little chunks of pizza.
Fore yers ago I cudnt spel vise prezidant;now I are won!
Forecast for Friday, parade rain with chance of light fog
Forecast for tonight: Dark
Forecast for tonight: Dark; Lighter tomorrow.
Forecast for tonite - Dark.
Forecast on Bajor: Lightning, with occasional Dal'Rok.
Forecast your wind to fate.
Forehead: Device for finding chandeliers in the dark.
Foreman of Borg: All forms of cheeseburger will be assimilated.
Forensic Medicine is a Dead Art!
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!
Foreplay is overrated, let's just DO IT!
Foreplay only gets you so far ......
Foreplay or just plain stalling?
Forest Fires Prevent Bears
Forest Lawn is nice to visit, but nobody lives there.
Forest fires prevent bears.
Forests lovely, dark & deep I have promises to keep.
Forever Plaid is dedicated to the "good guys..."
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Forever is relative for us. - Richie Ryan
Forever never lasts as long as you think it will!!!
Forever servant of my Lord by choice and not submission
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the end of a movie.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Forewarned is forearmed; four arms is half an octopus.
Forewarned is forearmed;four arms is half an octopus.
Forewarned is half an octopus.
Forfeit everything you have, and join us 'cause you're Powermad!
Forfeit: what most animals stand on.
Forfeiture Law:  legal thievery by the government.
Forger: a person who gives a check a bad name.
Forgers do it hot.
Forget  RTFM  - Call the author at home at 3:25 am.
Forget  RTFM  - Call the author at home.
Forget *HIM* it's time to run a *HER* for president.
Forget 0 to 60!  It's 95 to 55 that counts!
Forget 0 to 60.  It's 95 to 55 that counts!
Forget GUIs!  Give me a C:\> and a keyboard.
Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\< and a keyboard.
Forget Gun Control, I Want *CRIMINAL CONTROL*
Forget OJ--free the jury!!
Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (at 2:45 AM)
Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home!
Forget RTFM:  call the author at home!
Forget Science!  I'm donating my body to Dayle!
Forget Warp Speed, go to Ludicrous Speed!
Forget Xmas ... Joseph confessed!
Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
Forget about the dog, Beware of your wife.
Forget about your silly whim, it doesn't fit the plan! -Rush, 2112
Forget about your silly whim.  It doesn't fit the plan. -- Limbaugh
Forget about your sins!  Give the audience a grin!
Forget college knowledge...[unformat] your brain.
Forget deja vu!
Forget diets. Hang around people fatter than you.  Garfield
Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
Forget gun control. Support sword control.
Forget guns. Start criminal control!
Forget it!  No more beaming!  I'm walking this time!
Forget it. They've been sealed. --Ivanova.
Forget living well.  Revenge is the best revenge!
Forget living well. The best revenge is revenge.
Forget love.  I'd rather fall into chocolate.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice at 2 A.M.
Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice!
Forget recipe snaging. It's the cat juggler that bothers me.
Forget school kids, why don't they bus horny women?
Forget science...I'm leaving my body for Maggie!
Forget stealing.  It's the cat juggler that bothers me.
Forget tagline stealing. It's the cat juggler that bothers me.
Forget tagline stealing. It's the rabbit juggler that bothers me.
Forget that restraining order counselor, yer well within 500 yds!
Forget the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
Forget the Cods, Gill, this guy's going to need a sturgeon!
Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a Candy Gram.
Forget the Force - duct tape holds the universe together.
Forget the Joneses - I can't even keep up with the Simpsons.
Forget the Joneses, I can't keep up with the Simpsons!
Forget the Joneses--you can't even keep up with the Simpsons.
Forget the Joneses.  I can't keep up with The Simpsons!
Forget the Joneses. I can't even keep up with The Simpsons.
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons!
Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with The Simpsons.
Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the BUNDYS!
Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
Forget the Prime Directive - Let's kill something.
Forget the Prime Directive!  Upload Windows 3.1 to the Borg!
Forget the Vivian's... I can't keep up with the Simpsons!
Forget the cat, let's put Greebo among the pigeons!
Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!
Forget the computer!  Where's my abacus?
Forget the computer!  Where's my abacus??
Forget the dog - beware of the homeowner.
Forget the dog, beware of owner.
Forget the dog... Beware of the kids!
Forget the fiddle. What *do* you play? - Hawkeye
Forget the friggin' dolphins...save the TUNA!
Forget the humidity. Nine million degrees is hot.
Forget the pain and get on with the party!
Forget the pig. How many broads do I get? - Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Forget the prime directive... LET'S KILL SOMETHING !!
Forget the skies, watch your inlaws, they're the real aliens
Forget the virgins - we're OUT of virgins!
Forget the whales!  Save ME!
Forget virtual reality, I'm waiting for virtual hallucinations!
Forget whales, save Jupiter for when Earth is used up.
Forget your origin, always know where you're heading.
Forget your troubles! Take Milk of Amnesia.
Forget.
Forget. -- Spock
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom.
Forgit your cares and join us bears in the great outdoors!
Forgive and remember!!!!!
Forgive and remember.
Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
Forgive him! He knows not what he does! - Yakko
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. -- Ausonius
Forgive me Father, for I have GOTO'd.
Forgive me Sin, for I have fathered!
Forgive me father for I have syned
Forgive me father for I have...MURDERED! - Tom
Forgive me for not jumping for joy.   Scar
Forgive me for not leaping for joy - bad back you know. - Scar
Forgive me my typos, as I forgive those who typo to me.
Forgive me please!!..I'm not young enough to be an EXPERT ...
Forgive me, Father, for I am about to re-read Xanth.
Forgive me, father, I am a worm. - The Kurgan
Forgive my little outbursts and be thankful they're not bigger ones.
Forgive others often, yourself never.
Forgive them for they know not where they post... [Unknown]
Forgive them, for they know not what they do! said Jesus crossly.
Forgive thine enemies.   (They Really, Really hate that!)
Forgive those who sin against you and God will forgive you.
Forgive thy enemy. They HATE that!
Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us.
Forgive us gun owners for shooting those who trespass against us.
Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors - Matthew 6:12
Forgive us, for we know not what we do.  Not that we CARE or anything.
Forgive us. We're draftees. - Hawkeye
Forgive your enemies - But never forget their names!
Forgive your enemies - nothing bothers them so much.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Forgive your enemies but never forget thier names.
Forgive your enemies when they're lying cold and dead at your feet!
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - J.F.K.
Forgive your enemies, when they're lying cold and dead at your feet!
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
Forgive your enemies; But never forget their names.
Forgive? What do you mean, forgive? BURN THE WITCH! - Jalapeno
Forgiveness is easier to get than permission.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Forgiveness is the glue that repairs broken relationships.
Forgiving opens the door to inner peace - B.J. Woods
Forgot my password
Forgot the language
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid FDR
Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid.
Forklifts Don't Kill Ken.  Rocky Kills Ken.
Form emptiness, emptiness form.
Form:  1) The shape of a composition.
Form:  2) The shape of the musician playing the composition.
Formal wedding;  White shotguns...present arms!
Format C:  Kills software bugs dead.
Format C: <CR> ...OOOOOOOOOPS!
Format C: (Y/Y) ?
Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
Format C:<CR<......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Format COMMANDR.DTA? (y/n?)
Format Hard Drive: (Y)es, (O)k, (F)ine with me
Format Hard Drive?:  Y... W̱3NO CARRIER
Format a disk held up by 4 elephants on a giant tortoise.
Format all 10?  Only 3 fit in the slot!
Format all 10?  Only 3 fit in the slot.
Format all 10? But I can only fit 3 in the drive at once!!
Format another (Y/N)?
Format another planet(Y/N)?
Format another? [Y/N]
Format error
Format your hard drive; get rid of that unsightly FAT.
Format/Foreplay: action that must be carried out b4 device can be used
Format: (v.) to erase irrevocably and unintentionally.
Formatting Drive C:      Press      to abort...
Formatting Drive C: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Formatting Sysop.. Error, brain cells burned, BRAIN UNUSABLE.
Formatting Universe .000000000000000000000001 % complete
Formatting of drive A Failed, trying drive C instead....
Formatting universe 000000000000000000000000000000001% done.
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
Forms follow function, and rescuing fair dragons!
Formula  the only real sport for men.
Formula for failure:  Try to please everybody.
Fornication like this I shoulda worn a tie!
Fornication: people who don't have anybody to screw with.
Forr sail: spelchekker... neads sum werk!
Forrest Abbott               No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Adultry              You just can't have just one chocolate.
Forrest Ali                  I am the chocolate boxer!
Forrest Alimony              The Box is mine!
Forrest Allen                Chocolate, huroof..
Forrest Andrews     The Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates
Forrest Bones           Dammit jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Butler               Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest Christ               Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Clinton              I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Clinton....I never said life was like a box of chocolates
Forrest Copperfield          Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest Costello             Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Dahmer               People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolates.  Yum!
Forrest Davidson             I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo                  Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Fire......Life is like a bag of charcoal
Forrest Fudd....Wife is wike a box of chocowates.
Forrest Fudd: Wife is wike a box of chocowates.
Forrest Gimp:  "Guess what I have in my wooden leg!"
Forrest Gramp...Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to get a box...
Forrest Gramp: Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to get a box...
Forrest Grump...Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Forrest Grump: Get your damn hands off my box of chocolates!
Forrest Grump: Get your damn hands off my chocolates.
Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Forrest Grump:Get your damn hands off my chocolates!
Forrest Gum:  "Life is like a box of Chiclets..."
Forrest Gum:  Life is like a box of Chiclets...
Forrest Gump                 Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Gump:  Head Engineer of Windows 95.
Forrest Gump: Bad gas travels fast.
Forrest Gump: Do unto others before they do unto you.
Forrest Gump: It's good to be born under a lucky star, so long as it's
Forrest Gump: Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy them.
Forrest Gump: Money talks, just kidding-it doesn't really.
Forrest Gumproom: Life is like a box of ch-ch-ch-chocolates.
Forrest Hefner               Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Hitler               White Chocolates only!
Forrest Hump - Crow suggests name for porno movie
Forrest Ito:  don't discuss the box of chocolates with ANYONE.
Forrest Jackson              Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Lauper               People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Lee                  Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Letterman...10 Reasons Why Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
Forrest Letterman: 10 Reasons Why Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
Forrest Letterman:Top ten reasons why life is like a box of chocolates.
Forrest Limbaugh.......With Chocolate on Loan from God!
Forrest Lincoln:  "Fourscore and seven chocolates ago..."
Forrest Madonna:  "I am like a box of chocolates.  Lick me."
Forrest McClaine             I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest McCoy......It's Chocolate, Jim.
Forrest Moses                I command the chocolates to seperate!
Forrest Noah    2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter
Forrest O'Hara               Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Of Borg              All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Pig                  Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy
Forrest Presley              Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest PsychicLine          Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest Rivera    People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Rooney               Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Rooney..Didja ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates?
Forrest Rooney:  "Ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates?"
Forrest Rooney: Didja ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates
Forrest Rooney: Didja ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates?
Forrest Scotty               The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Seinfeld.What's the deal about a box of chocolates?
Forrest Seinfeld: What's the deal with a box of chocolate
Forrest Shakespeare: Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question.
Forrest Simmons              Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Simpson              Mmmmm, choolate
Forrest Spock                Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Turner          What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Vader                Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Ventura              Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Yoda    There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate..
Forrest Zen                  I am one with the chocolate
Forrest on phonics           Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest the Hun              Chocolate all mine!
Forrest the Pooh : Life is like a pot of hunny.
Forrest the Pooh:  "Life is like a jar of honey"
Forrest, I do love you. Jenny
Forrest, you don't know what love is. Jenny
Forrest:  Limbless man surrounded by a lot a trees
Forrester holds the checks-- Dr. Forrester
Forrester's dance make anyone else physically ill? -Mike
Forrester's life in on the line - Mike
Forsake not an old friend, for a new one doesn't compare.
Forsake the foolish and live. - Proverbs 9:6
Forsooth, even the zephyr hath more direction than I.
Fort St. John: What hell would be like if it did freeze o
Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F troop.
Fort Wayne, IN - It's illegal to carry a watermelon into a public park.
Fort Worth...Where the West Begins!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Forth - One of the top five computer languages.
Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
Fortinlee, I downt nead a spel checkr.
Fortunately Homosexuals can't breed. Keep adoptive Children from them!
Fortunately I'm the stoic type - Calvin
Fortunately for Sir Isaac Newton, Zucchini don't grow on trees.
Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90.
Fortunately, all the worst actors are on the planet -Crow
Fortunately, our motto is "be prepared" - Calvin
Fortunately, polyester washes up so nice - Crow
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.  -- Ray Simard
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Ray Simard
Fortunately, there IS a cure for virginity!
Fortunately... no one's in control.
Fortune Cookie: "You will earn a lot of money" in bed.
Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball
Fortune Telling: by Crystal Ball
Fortune cookies and Tag lines are like ________?
Fortune cookies make good snacks, with a message inside every one.
Fortune favors the audacious. - Desiderius Erasmus
Fortune favors the bold. - Terence
Fortune is a woman... friendly to the young....
Fortune is random.  Faith shoots from the hip. - Rush
Fortune is random.  Faith shoots from the hip. -- Limbaugh
Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip.
Fortune prick me, there do be spoilers here!
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Fortune vomits on my eiderdown yet again.
Fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
Fortunutely, I have a 256 Tribble limit and they know that!
Forty Days in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
Forty below, was that Celsius or Farenheit?  What's so funny...?
Forty is the old age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age. V. Hugo
Forty isn't all that old... if you're a tree.
Forty laps around the cargo bay.  Start running.  Now.
Forty two.
Forty, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm.
Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
Forty-two. Forty-two, forty-two--the answer is ALWAYS forty-two!!
Forty-two?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows
Forward!, he cried from the rear, and the front rank died.
Forward, Forward, Down, HK --- Sub zero Fatality --- Step 1
Forward.........Drink!! - Hawkeye
Forward.never straight.
Fossil Fuel. Use us and nobody gets hurt.
Fossil flowers come from the Petrified Florist.
Foster's.  Australian for beer.
Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster.
Fotoflagellation: the act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster.
Foul, Foul, Foul he cried, then died.
Fouled up beyond any redemption.
Found 65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines?
Found BABY.COM  - (A)bort (D)eliver (F)ind father?
Found BABY.COM - (a)bort, (d)eliver, (f)ind father?
Found God?  If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS!
Found God?  If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's yours!
Found God?  If unclaimed in 30 days, he's yours!
Found God? If no one claims him in 30 days He's yours!
Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS!
Found a Yankee in my tree - will trade for horse thief or black sheep.
Found a new religion; I'm now a Seventh Day Agnostic.
Found a piano stool, and I thought pianos were housebroken!
Found a piano stool. I thought pianos were house trained?
Found on Borg Spacecraft: MICROSOFT BORG, v.4.1.
Found on Lost in Space robot: Made on Mars by Tandy Corporation.
Found some turtle eggs. Lets smash 'em! - Tom
Found the solution. Now, where did I put that problem!
Found:  Marbles.  Who lost 'em?
Founder Demon Spawn Graphix School of Creative Editing
Founder's Lake:  Where all the shapeshifters stretch out
Founder's Lake:  where thoughts are assimilated.
Founder, SAFI--StarFuries Aren't Furry, International
Founding member, Campus Crusade for Cats.
Founding member: society to get rid of the word "cyberspace"
Fountain of Youth - Chocolate and Young Men!
Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean.
Four Food Groups:  Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, and Coffee.
Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels.
Four Food Groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, and Coffee.
Four Major Food Groups - Chocolate, Caffeine, Sugar and Sex.
Four Stands For News  News Channel Four
Four Wheel Drive, Low Ratio..
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Four basic food groups for dragons: Humans, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.
Four basic food groups: sugar,caffiene,nicotine&chocolate
Four boxes keep us free - soap, ballot, jury, and cartridge.
Four boxes keep us free:  Soap, Ballot, Jury & Cartridge!
Four boxes keep us free: [1] Soap  [2] Ballot  [3] Jury  [4] Ammo!
Four boxes keep us free: ballot, jury, soap and cartridge.
Four boxes keep us free: soap, ballot, jury, and cartridge.
Four boxes keep us free:[1] Soap  [2] Ballot [3] Jury  [4] Cartridge
Four cents short of a nickel.
Four days older than water.
Four dead BATF agents?  Not nearly enough.
Four fat fellows fanning a fainting flea
Four food groups:  pie, cake, cookies, ice cream.
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwave..
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwave.
Four food groups: canned, frozen, fast and junk.
Four food groups: pie, cake, cookies, ice cream.
Four hours is *my* limit for love and nonstop sex.  >;->
Four hours to bury a cat?   Yes.  It wouldn't keep still.
Four hours to bury the cat?  Yeah, it won't stay still...
Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
Four hundred pages, when lawyers are concerned, is filler
Four minus two is one and the same!
Four minus two is one and the same.
Four minutes ahead of schedule.  Damn, I'm good!
Four of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Four out of five Sysops prefer doughnuts.
Four out of five doctors agree that Clinton's lying.
Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary is lying.
Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary's lying.
Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary's lying. Elders abstained.
Four out of five doctors agree that one doctor is lying
Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels.
Four out of five people think the 5th is an idiot.
Four out of five people think the 5th person is an idiot.
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Four out of five people think the fifth one is an idiot.
Four out of five people think the fifth person is an idiot.
Four out of five salmon that smoke get bagels.
Four sail: Sphel shucking pregrum.  Paid $1.00. Askin $0
Four score and seven years ago, what did we do again? - Abe Lincoln.
Four stages of sex:Get it up, get it in, get it on, get it out.
Four words that destroy the male ego: "Is it in yet?"
Four years ago No, it was yesterday.  <s.w.>
Four-dimensional beer hits the spots others can't reach.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Four-wheelers eat more bush.
Foursomes are better - you don't have to wait your turn.
Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fourteen out of ten computer users don't prefer Amiga.
Fourteen varieties and they can't even get tomato soup right
Fourth law of library Science: Save the time of the reader.
Fowler's Note:  The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.
Fox Den Mail Centre - Melbourne, Australia
Fox Mulder, FBI:  Hep...cat?
Fox There are no atheists in foxholes.
Fox University: Where men are men and the women are too.
Fox and Sculley and the Continuum: The Q Files.
Fox and Sculley of the Continuum: The Q Files.
Fox the fox / rat on the rat / you can ape the ape / I know about that
Fox, you're not supposed to be searching for the unknown there!
Foxes will be assimilated.  We're wild and crazy Borgs.
Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs.
Foxglove - an impractical idea that never worked out.
Foxtrot Union Charley Kilo    Yankee Ocean Union!
Fozzy Bear has left the echoANIMAL'S in Charge.
Fractals - an excellent way to use up surplus mips
Fractionation--1/3-world country.
Fracture:  A number less than one.
Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away!
Frag, frag, frag, till her daddy takes her shotgun away!
Fragile. Handle it like the U.S. Post Office!
Fraid not.  It wouldn't fit him anyways. -- Kirk
Frailty, thy name is Seagate.
Framptom Comes Alive - Mike on blonde teenager
Frances Gump......Somewhere Over the Chocolate
Francium and Gallium are, frankly, pretty gauling.
Francois has listed "Reality" as a PREVIOUS address!!
Frank & I are going out tonight - Mother Forrester
Frank & I have been on lots of dates - Dr. Forrester
Frank Burns Eats worms
Frank Giachino your birth certificate is expired?!?
Frank Lloyd Wright does inter-stellar travel? re:SPACE:ABOVE & BEYOND
Frank Lloyd Wright had an Edifice Complex.
Frank Sexton only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
Frank is off duty, which lowers the mortality rate. - Hawkeye
Frank should be done deep frying just about now - Dr. F
Frank was a psychiatrist but found he liked the sight of blood.-Hawk
Frank! The Umbillicus! - Dr. Forrester
Frank! This is fascinating! - Dr. Forrester
Frank! What is it with you?! Jeez! - Dr. Forrester
Frank'll blow his brains out.-BJ If he can find a peashooter.-Hawk
Frank, be a dear & push the button - Dr. Forrester
Frank, can we take his drains out before he re-enlists? - BJ
Frank, don't you have enough pain? - Hoolihan
Frank, have you been sniffing medical samples again? - Hawkeye
Frank, honey. Are you okay? - Mike to TV's Frank
Frank, let's pretend I hurt you & move on - Dr. Forrester
Frank, stop your terroristic activities right now! - Mike
Frank, take this guy out!   C'mere you...
Frank, the Sun never shone on our love before - Tom sings
Frank, this time I'm really going to hurt you! - Dr. F
Frank, where's the Matter Transference device? - Dr. F
Frank, you bring a lot of this on yourself. - Col. Blake
Frank, you have no clue - Dr. F
Frank, you look like a slut - Dr. Forrester
Frank, you're breaking my concentration - Dr. Forrester
Frank, you're just embarrassing me now! - Dr. Forrester
Frank, you're ruining it for me. -- Dr. Forrester
Frank, your head needs work. - Hawkeye
Frank. I keep winning & you're still a puss! - Dr. F
Frank. You nut-nut! - Dr. Forrester
Frank:  "Need some help?"  Hawkeye:  "I'd rather save the patient."
Frank:  Limbless man on a barbeque
Frank: I'm sorry * Dr. Forrester: I accept your appology
Frank: Less talk! * Dr. F: And more new country!
Frank: Limbless man on a barbeque
Frank: Need some help? Hawkeye: I'd rather save the patient.
Frank: We enjoy many simular programs * Crow: SIMULAR?!
Frank: Who won the World Series? * Dr. F: I DID!!!
Frank: Wynonna! * Dr. F: Billy Ray Cyrus!
Frankenhooker! - Tom on girl with lots of makeup
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
Frankie fans do it in fishnet and corsets!
Franklin & I will start first - Dr. Forrester
Franklin D. Roosevelt = New Deal  **  William B. Clinton = Raw Deal
Franklin University of Cultural Knowledge
Franklin's Observation:  He that lives upon Hope dies farting.
Franklin's observation on older women: In the dark, all cats are gray.
Frankly Captain, I'm exhausted!
Frankly Geordi, I like the beard - Riker
Frankly Julian, I still dig chicks.  - Dax
Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn
Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam...Rhett Lobster.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett Sysop
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download. - Rhett Sysop
Frankly my dear, I don't want a dam
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg
Frankly thatannoys us. - Kira
Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam! - Rhett Lobster
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a GIF.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DRAM. --Hextt Butler.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Frankly, neither of you have a chance for love ever -Mike
Frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam!
Frankly, that...annoys us -- Kira
Franz Listd: Bread, milk, eggs...
Franz?  What kind of a name is Franz?? - Garibaldi
Fraud and falsehood only dread examination.  Truth invites it.
Fraud(n):  A telephone number starting with "1-900"
Fraud:  A telephone number starting with "1-900"
Fraud:  the foundation of love.
Fraud: A telephone number starting with "1-900"
Fraudulent Odor Eaters Seen Making Crop Circles!!!
Freaking the mundanes...Freaking the mundanes...
Fred & Barney, two has beens doing cereal commercials.
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
Fred Can Philosophize!: by Immanuel Kant
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute - Mike
Fred and Barney, two has beens doing cereal commercials.
Fred and Barney. Ralph and Norton. Coincidence?
Fred did it! <G>
Fred is a REAL Martian, I've seen his antenni. -BabaBooey
Freddie and Alice which use the QWK format.
Freddy Krueger at Tenagra. -Tamarian Horror Story
Freddy Kruger lives in your CPU Stack, ....Nightie
Freddy Mercury must have decorated it -Joel on gaudy room
Freddy's Daycare on Elm Street - The Nap Warrior.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy's dead, but look out world here comes @fn@!  Help!
Freddy's dead, but look out world here comes Help!
Freddy's dead, but look out world here comes Speedy! Meow!
Freddy's dead,but look out world here come Speedy!
Frederick the Great often made coffee with champagne instead of water.
Fredom of the Press = US Mint.
Free Admission...$10 to get out.
Free Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
Free Bagpipes: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs, chew tail.
Free Bible!  Just download JOANOF.ARC
Free Canada!  Trade the Conservatives!
Free Canada, Trade Mulrooney!
Free Canada. Trade the Tories!!!
Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over.
Free Country [ ]    Drug Free Country [ ]       Choose One.
Free Family History!  Just run fer office...
Free James Brown, GodFather of Cell Block D.
Free Men Do Not Plead, They Claim, Expect, Assert, Or Demand!
Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!
Free O.J.! <with 8-gallon fillup>.  Film at 5, 6, & 11.
Free OJ!!!!  (Lemonade still 10 cents a glass.)
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
Free Sex!  It's all I can afford!
Free Speech is great to Liberals...as long as they control it.
Free Speech? What's THAT? - Dem. Senator Jim Exon (Nebraska)
Free Willy 3: Willy learns to retrieve army missiles!
Free Willy!  (with each $25.00 purchase)
Free Willy!  Collect them or trade them with your friends!
Free advice is seldom cheap -- ROA #59
Free advice is seldom cheap. - 59th Rule
Free advice is worth every cent you pay for it.
Free advice is worth only what it cost.....
Free advice is worth what you pay for it
Free and available upon request.
Free and single again!
Free are those who dream dreams.
Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.
Free bullets...free food...and it sure beats working for a living!
Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap.
Free choice is mandatory.
Free communication, free thought!
Free enterprise works for those with the enterprises.
Free finger pullers available with every Taco Bell meal.
Free flying lessons for your cat. Skyway Bridge at noon.
Free fuel, deliveries daily (re: solar energy)
Free guitar lessons, no strings attached.
Free lunches don't come cheap.
Free men can possess arms, slaves are "armament challenged."
Free men can possess arms, slaves can't!
Free men can possess arms, slaves must ask for permits.
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
Free men have arms; slaves do not. - Wm. Blackstone
Free people have the option of being armed. Slaves have no option.
Free people write books.  Free people read books. -- Franklin
Free speech is not a euphemism for bad manners.
Free speech isn't free.  Orville is the price tag.
Free speech means letting those who are wrong speak also.
Free speech rights are not a license for cheap shots.
Free speech:  your legal right to be a bonehead in public.
Free tagline kit included in every message.
Free taglines for everyone!
Free the Devil's knights of Hell, unleash their growing spite
Free the Dow Jones 30 from the Industrial Average !
Free the Expo '67 -- TMBG
Free the Expo '67 -They Might Be Giants
Free the Heinz 57!
Free the Indianapolis 500!
Free the Indianapolis 500.
Free the S&P 500 from the NYSE !
Free the San Francisco 49ers!
Free the Terran 5 Billion
Free the bound periodicals!
Free the flame and sear the grasses, 'Til the dawning red star passes.
Free to run around all day... - Simba
Free to to it all my way... - Simba
Free vaginal exam. No study required, e-mail McFly now.
Free your mind ... the rest will follow!
Free your mind, and the rest will follow.
Free, single and WAY over 21!
Free, single and over 21!
Free, united, glorious, fruited - Crow pledges allegiance
Free-Fall.No Charge for the trip!!
Free-spirited: crazy and irresponsible.
Free? Nothing is freeexcept TmNice the TAGLINE Master!
Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion.
Freedom ... is a worship word...
Freedom = Responsibility
Freedom OF choice, not freedom FROM choice!
Freedom OF religion includes freedom FROM religion
Freedom and Power can't exist in one individual.
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite!  L. Long
Freedom cannot be legislated - M. Muir
Freedom cannot survive without morality.
Freedom defined is freedom denied. -The Illuminatus
Freedom defined is freedom denied. Sorta fits NAFTA
Freedom doesn't always win.
Freedom for all is why they did it.
Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
Freedom has a special meaning to those who have to fight for it.
Freedom is Expensive, but worth it!
Freedom is Slavery.
Freedom is a hard bought thing, A gift no man can give.
Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
Freedom is a worship word- Cloud William
Freedom is doing what you like, happiness is liking what you do.
Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you do.
Freedom is doing what you like.  Happiness is liking what you do.
Freedom is its own punishment.
Freedom is just another word for "nothing left to lose"...
Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
Freedom is my mistress, as frivolous as she may be.
Freedom is not an imposition.  Rush Limbaugh's truth #11
Freedom is not an imposition. - Rush Limbaugh's truth #11
Freedom is not free!
Freedom is something we take for granted.
Freedom is to not want anything at any time for yourself.
Freedom is unquestioning obedience to authority.
Freedom isn't a right, it's a state of mind.
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Freedom isn't free.
Freedom isn't free.  Slavery is free. -Gary Allen
Freedom means choosing your burden. <Hephzibah Menuhin>
Freedom of Choice not found: <A>bort Cancelled
Freedom of Religion must include Freedom from Religion!
Freedom of Speech:  Letting those who are wrong speak anyway.
Freedom of Speech: Letting he who is wrong speak anyway.
Freedom of choice is not you telling my kids what is wrong is right...
Freedom of choice is not your freedom to make Everybody's choice!
Freedom of choice is not your freedom to make my Choices!
Freedom of choice: If you don't want a baby, don't have sex.
Freedom of expression is not negotiable, fight all forms of censorship
Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit
Freedom of religion MUST also include freedom FROM religion.
Freedom of religion includes the freedom to laugh at it!
Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion.
Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. . .
Freedom of religion must include freedom from religion.
Freedom of speech is too often a euphamism for Right to ridicule.
Freedom of speech means letting those who are wrong speak anyway.
Freedom of the press is guaranteed to those who own one.
Freedom of the press is limited to those who have one.
Freedom of thought implies the freedom to communicate those thoughts.
Freedom rings where opinions clash.
Freedom wasn't won with a welfare check.
Freedom's a state of mind - pure creativity - even in captivity
Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose"...
Freedom, freedom!
Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up
Freedom...is a worship word -- Cloud William
Freedom: "You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire."
Freedom: The liberty to do what you SHOULD; not what you WANT.
Freedom: You don't notice it till AFTER it's gone!
Freefall Sex, Safe: Bungee boffing.
Freefall Sex:  Dragons do it all the time.
Freefall Sex:  Not for those easily distracted!
Freefall Sex: "Care to join me, #TF#?" Capt. #FN#
Freefall Sex: "Care to join me, Commander Ivanova?" - Capt. Sheridan
Freefall Sex: "Care to join me, Lt Tuvok?" Capt. Janeway
Freefall Sex: "Lover's Leap" takes on a whole new meaning!
Freefall Sex: "Lover's Leap" takes on new meaning!
Freefall Sex: < Insert witty remark here >
Freefall Sex: 1st imagined by Hindenberg as his mistress fell overboard!
Freefall Sex: 1st imagined by Hindenberg; his mistress fell overboard!
Freefall Sex: 69 = Going down while going down.
Freefall Sex: Acrophobic's nightmare, nympho's Dream!
Freefall Sex: Adds new meaning to  *sex under the stars*!
Freefall Sex: Ah, the couple that Flies together, dies together!
Freefall Sex: Ahem! *One* of you *must* have a parachute!!
Freefall Sex: An acrophobic's nightmare!
Freefall Sex: And you thought AIDS was Dangerous!
Freefall Sex: Auto chute deployment; newest form of coitus interruptus
Freefall Sex: Auto chute deployment; newest form of coitus interuptus
Freefall Sex: Batman & Catwoman! Ever think who'd end up on Top??
Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
Freefall Sex: Brings new meaning to "Space: Above & Beyond"!
Freefall Sex: Brings new meaning to the term  Flights of Fancy
Freefall Sex: Bungee Boffing for Lazy Lovers!
Freefall Sex: Bungee Boffing's Alternative for those without rubbers!
Freefall Sex: Bungee jumping is just foreplay!
Freefall Sex: Can anyone attest to having *done* this??
Freefall Sex: Can anyone attest to having actually *done* this??
Freefall Sex: Care to join me, Commander Ivanova? - Capt. Sheridan
Freefall Sex: Care to join me, Lt. Tuvok? - Capt. Janeway
Freefall Sex: Caution! *Can* turn Hard Drive into Floppy!
Freefall Sex: Caution! Activity *May* be More Hazardous Than Smoking!
Freefall Sex: Caution! May be the Most Exhilarating Experience Ever!
Freefall Sex: Caution! Only Certified Jump Pros Allowed to Solo!
Freefall Sex: Do not mention *this* when seeking life insurance!
Freefall Sex: Doing *this* is a qualifier for the Taglines Conference?
Freefall Sex: Dragons do it all the time!
Freefall Sex: Dragons do it with wings spread wide!
Freefall Sex: Dragons don't Fantasize about it, they DO IT all the time!
Freefall Sex: Fantasy or Reality? Depends on who you ask! Dragon or Man!
Freefall Sex: First imagined by Hindenberg as his wife fell overboard!
Freefall Sex: Flights of Fancy gone one better! Imaginative Enjoyment!
Freefall Sex: For Dropouts of the Bungee Boffing Baccalaureate Prog.
Freefall Sex: For a *Lasting* Kick, try it *without* a parachute!
Freefall Sex: For a real Kick, try it without a parachute!
Freefall Sex: For the *Last* Kick, try it without a parachute!
Freefall Sex: For those who *really* want to go down!
Freefall Sex: For those who Perform Well while Flying High!
Freefall Sex: For those who Perform Well while facing a Deadline.
Freefall Sex: For those who Really Enjoy living Life to the Fullest!
Freefall Sex: For those who aren't up to Bungee Sex!
Freefall Sex: For those who perform well facing a deadline.
Freefall Sex: From safe cyberspace to *WILD* innerspace.
Freefall Sex: From the inner mind to the Outer Limits!
Freefall Sex: Fully explored on the next episode of the Outer Limits!
Freefall Sex: Geronimo's got nothing to do with This!
Freefall Sex: Getting to *know you* in a way like never before!!
Freefall Sex: Gives new meaning to the term: Freedom of Expression!
Freefall Sex: Going down while going down!
Freefall Sex: Helluvalot better'n eatin' pizza alone on a Sat night!
Freefall Sex: Help! I'm falling, and I can't get it up!
Freefall Sex: Helps to have a nice body when dressed like *that*!
Freefall Sex: Hon, why doesn't my 'chute have alot of cords like yours
Freefall Sex: Hon, why doesn't my `chute have a lot of cords like yours?
Freefall Sex: Hon, why doesn't my chute have lots of cords like yours?
Freefall Sex: Honey, if this is *safe*, why the priest and the rabbi?
Freefall Sex: Honey, shouldn't we BOTH have parachutes!???!
Freefall Sex: Honey, the time for foreplay was Before we jumped!
Freefall Sex: Honey, why didn't you have to sign the same waivers as I
Freefall Sex: I bet #TF# never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet #TN# never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Judy never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Kuntry never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Nimoy never considered This for "Deadly Games"!
Freefall Sex: I bet Orville Bullitt never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Orville never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Rick Cooley never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet Rick never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet The Umpire never tried it!
Freefall Sex: I bet your mother never warned you about This!
Freefall Sex: I don't think we're in the New Users Conference, Toto!
Freefall Sex: I get dizzy on an elevator. Sure this is O.K.?
Freefall Sex: I only *write* these lines, I don't *perform* them!
Freefall Sex: I was always told not to leap into relationships.
Freefall Sex: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Freefall Sex: If at first you don't succeed then it's not for you!
Freefall Sex: If she wants to Keep you, she'd better Leap with you!
Freefall Sex: If you don't get it the first time, forget it!
Freefall Sex: If you know how to Leap you don't need no Sheep!
Freefall Sex: Imagine anyone *believing* you when you tell `em!
Freefall Sex: Imagine telling your Buds you Leaped with Madonna!
Freefall Sex: Imagine telling your Buds you Leapt with Madonna!
Freefall Sex: Is it stressful? My doctor suggested I take it easy, now
Freefall Sex: Is it stressful? My doctor suggests I take it easy, now.
Freefall Sex: Is it stressful? Yes! You won't believe the Rush!!!
Freefall Sex: Is it true that the Best Orgasm is achieved Terminally?
Freefall Sex: Is there a "Satisfaction Guarantee"? Who're you kidding!
Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love - Rev. Jim
Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love - Rev. Pat
Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love.
Freefall Sex: It's not a balloon, honey. I forgot to put it on First!
Freefall Sex: It's not a balloon, hun, I forgot to put it on First!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? #TF# never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? #TN# never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? (Of course not!!???)
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @T0@ never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @TN@ never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? I can't stand Excitement!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? Maybe we should practice, first!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? Rick Cooley never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? Rick never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? She never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? Would I *lie* to you??
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? You know I can't stand Excitement
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? You never takes chances!
Freefall Sex: It's not the same as doin' it in the back of a '57 Chevy
Freefall Sex: It's why Skylab was so popular with the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Lasts Longer in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: Leapin' Lover's Batman, Batgirl taught me a new trick!
Freefall Sex: Leapin' Lovers, Batman! What'll they think of next?!
Freefall Sex: Leapin' Lovers, Batman; Batgirl taught me a new trick!
Freefall Sex: Let's see them do THIS in an X-Rated Movie!!
Freefall Sex: Living it up when you're going down. (Aerosmith)
Freefall Sex: Lounge Lizards Leaping 4 Love or Lust? Next on Oprah!
Freefall Sex: Lounge Lizards Leaping For Love or Lust? Next on Oprah!
Freefall Sex: Lover's Leap takes on a new meaning!
Freefall Sex: Lover's Leap takes on a whole new meaning!
Freefall Sex: Lover's Leap takes on new meaning!
Freefall Sex: May be hazardous to the health of Nymphomaniacs!
Freefall Sex: Maybe this could've saved the Bobbitts' marriage?
Freefall Sex: My sky or yours?
Freefall Sex: Never *too old* to learn something n-e-w ... <*aarrgghh!*>
Freefall Sex: Never before seen video made during September, 1994.
Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced #DM#, #DY#.
Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced September, 1994.
Freefall Sex: Newest Fad for Daredevil Sex Maniacs
Freefall Sex: Next best thing to being in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: Night jump, anyone? Imagine *3* moons in the sky at once
Freefall Sex: Night jump, anyone? You *must* dress warmer than *that*!
Freefall Sex: No where to be found in the Kama Sutra <banned!>
Freefall Sex: No! Don't pull the cord, yet! I'm just about to...oohhhh
Freefall Sex: No! Don't pull the cord, yet! I'm just about tooohhh!
Freefall Sex: Not for the faint at heart!
Freefall Sex: Not for those easily distracted!
Freefall Sex: Not just for Astronauts, anymore!
Freefall Sex: Not just for Star Trek fans anymore! Space:Above & Beyond!
Freefall Sex: Not recommended for Nymphomaniacs!
Freefall Sex: Now accepting applicants for Night Excursions.
Freefall Sex: Now if I can just remember my parachute.
Freefall Sex: Now we know why SkyLab was popular with the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Now we know why SkyLab was so popular for the Astronauts
Freefall Sex: Now we know why SkyLab was so popular with the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Now we know why SkyLab was so popular with the Freefall
Freefall Sex: Nowhere to be found in the Kama Sutra <banned!>
Freefall Sex: Off we go into the wild blue yonder...Oooh! Ahh! SPLAT!!
Freefall Sex: On the next Geraldo!
Freefall Sex: On the next Oprah!
Freefall Sex: Once, Lover's Lane was the place 2 be; Now, Lover's Leap
Freefall Sex: Only Bungee Boffers who are safety conscious do it!
Freefall Sex: Only Bungee Boffers who're Safety Conscious do it!
Freefall Sex: Only Redheads really know how to take it to the Limit!
Freefall Sex: Only for Dropouts of the Bungee Boffing Prog.
Freefall Sex: Oprah reveals her distressing addiction: Next on
Freefall Sex: Oprah reveals her distressing addiction: Next on 20/20!
Freefall Sex: Pee Wee Herman should've tried This, instead!
Freefall Sex: Puts You in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: Quickie ... before hitting the road!
Freefall Sex: Really makes you "aware" of the "experience"
Freefall Sex: Redheads make the "perfect" partner!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted: Apply in person to Big O!!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted: Apply in person. Ready, willing, able!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to #FN#
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to #RN#!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @FN@
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @RN@!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person.Ready, willing, able!
Freefall Sex: Rick, you sure this is a part of  living together? <-
Freefall Sex: Sa(est when done in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: Safe Sex for Bungee Boffers!
Freefall Sex: Safe Sex for Bungee Boffing beginners!
Freefall Sex: Safer than Bungee boffing!
Freefall Sex: Safest when done in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: Safest when using a Parachute!
Freefall Sex: Sends you Into Orbit!!!!
Freefall Sex: Sex Education taken to it's Highest Limits!
Freefall Sex: Sexual experience req'd; Other: LESS known the BETTER!
Freefall Sex: Should you wait til the Second date before suggesting it
Freefall Sex: Should you wait til the second date before trying it?
Freefall Sex: Single, Lonely, Tired of the Bar Scene? Try Leap of Love!
Freefall Sex: Sixty-Nining is  Going down while going down
Freefall Sex: Sixty-Nining is now "Going down while going down"
Freefall Sex: Sixty-Nining now is  Going down while going down
Freefall Sex: Some Folks should make the Jump without Parachutes!
Freefall Sex: Sure can tell which of the *men* are experienced!
Freefall Sex: Take the leap of love or love the one you leap with!
Freefall Sex: Testing orbital dynamics in -intimate- detail!
Freefall Sex: The *reason* Redheads were invented!
Freefall Sex: The Alternative to Bungee Boffing without rubber bands!
Freefall Sex: The Holodeck has  Other  uses, Geordi! Try a  REAL  Girl!
Freefall Sex: The Holodeck has "Other" uses, #TF#! Try a "REAL" Girl!!
Freefall Sex: The Holodeck has "Other" uses, Geordi! Try a "REAL" Girl!
Freefall Sex: The Leap of Love; for lovers who won't do it lying down!
Freefall Sex: The Longer the Fall, the Deeper the Penetration!
Freefall Sex: The Mile High Club gone one better!!
Freefall Sex: The One Alternative to Bungee Boffing minus rubber bands!
Freefall Sex: The TRUE Reason for  Women in Space !
Freefall Sex: The Wright Brothers didn't know what they missed!
Freefall Sex: The Wright Brothers didn't know what they were missin'!
Freefall Sex: The Wright Brothers don't know what they're missin'!
Freefall Sex: The collected memoirs of Skylab Astronauts, On Sale Now!
Freefall Sex: The man with the camera will pay *us* for the pictures-
Freefall Sex: The time for foreplay was Before we jumped!  Hurry up!
Freefall Sex: The ultimate in quickies!
Freefall Sex: There are some folks who shouldn't use parachutes!
Freefall Sex: These youngsters these days Leap into Everything! *NOT*
Freefall Sex: They never mentioned THIS in Sex Education Class! Nooo!
Freefall Sex: They never mentioned THIS in Sex Education Class! Oh,Yes
Freefall Sex: This is why the Angels don't envy Man! (S*P*L*A*T)
Freefall Sex: This is why the Angels envy Man!
Freefall Sex: This isn't a *regular* flight to Baltimore, Maryland?
Freefall Sex: To Leap or not to Leap! That is the Question!
Freefall Sex: To Test  action vs reaction  at a *very* personal level.
Freefall Sex: To Test "action vs reaction" at a Personal Level.
Freefall Sex: To test action vs reaction at a *very* personal level.
Freefall Sex: Try showing THIS in a G-Rated Movie!!!!
Freefall Sex: Try showing THIS in an X-Rated Movie!!!!
Freefall Sex: Wanna make a real Impression? DO IT without a parachute!
Freefall Sex: Wanted: Imaginative, Openminded, Outdoors types. Apply Now
Freefall Sex: Wanted:Imaginative,Openminded,Outdoorsy types.Apply Now!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step - it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, #TF#, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, Orville, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, Rick Cooley, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, Rick, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, Trickster, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, it's a doozy!
Freefall Sex: We know why SkyLab was so popular with the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Weather truly IS a factor!
Freefall Sex: Whaddayamean I can't come until you do? You're impotent!
Freefall Sex: What a Thrill!! Oooo! And we haven't left the airport!
Freefall Sex: When Chocolate just won't satisfy!
Freefall Sex: Where your acrobatics Won't disturb the neighbors!
Freefall Sex: Why the Angels envy Man! (Don't have to mess with wings!
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone *Not* want to do it with a Redhead?
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with #TF#???
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with #TN#???
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with Judy?
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with Orville?
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with Rick?
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with her???
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with him?
Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with you???
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with #TF#???
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with #TN#???
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with Judy?
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with Orville?
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with Rick???
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with her???
Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with me???
Freefall Sex: You sure this is a part of "living together?"
Freefall Sex: You're never too old to take the  Leap of Love .
Freefall Sex: a whole new meaning to dropping your partner
Freefall Sex: acrophobiac's nightmare, nymphos dream!
Freefall sex, "Quickie"....before hitting the road!...
Freelance UFO tracker: Melissa Bateman!
Freely ye have received, freely give. - Matthew 10:8
Freeman's Law:  Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.
Freemen !  Unabombers !  As Montana goes, so goes the nation.
Freeware Windows Compression Utility: C:\WIN [Enter]  DEL *.* [Enter]
Freeze burn - Fascinating effect on a screen when a film jams & melts.
Freeze!   Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position.
Freeze!  Thank you very much. -- Wax Elvis
Freeze, you traitorous unhappy mutant! -- Force
Freinds, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!
Fremen do it with Maker hooks.
French Canadian Dos (O)ui  (N)on (M)audit (T)abernacle
French Cars: Myra Neault
French Cars: Myra Neault(k)
French Emperor exploding: Linoleum Blownapart
French Emporer Exploding: Linoleum Blownapart!
French Kissing: "And they shall WORSHIP IN TONGUES..." - Bible
French Kissing: "WORSHIPING IN TONGUES..."
French Kissing: And they shall WORSHIP IN TONGUES...- Bible
French Letters In The Sand by Pat Boone
French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
French Overpopulation: by Francis Crowded
French Pervertible: the top stays up while the driver goes down.
French fried eyeballs.
French fries are MURDER!!!! - Mr. Potato Head
Freq ARCHIVE.MAY or any other month for sample articles
Freq FILES for an Allfiles listing.
Fresco's Law: If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored.
Fresh Meat!!  Fresh Meat!!  Fresh Meat!!  Fresh Meat!!  Fresh Meat!!
Fresh blood through tired skin, new sweat to drown me in - NIN
Fresh from the Box.
Fresh ground pepper sir? - Mike as bums eat
Fresh interests will lead to happiness!
Fresh of the Grill: same talk different company!
Fresh remarks half-baked daily in our own ovens!
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Freud Fantasy Gardens - Id required.
Freud Fantasy Gardens--Id required.
Freud is for the Jung at heart
Freudian Virus:  computer obsessed with its own motherboard.
Freudian slip: the truth-just when you least expect it!!!!!!
Freya, Goddess of Love & War - lay 'em or slay 'em!
Freya, Goddess of Love and War:  "If ya can't lay 'em, slay 'em!"
Freya, Goddess of Love and War:  If ya can't lay 'em, slay 'em!
Fri's Law: If any agency can regulate, it will.
FriBorg the 13th: Part XXI: Jason gets Assimilated!
Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Friction is a drag & Gravity Sucks!!
Friction is a drag.
Friday 13th Part XXXIX: Jason Gets Arthritis
Friday I'm in love.
Friday means two more working days 'til Monday.
Friday never hesitates
Friday night:  Rain dance -- weather permitting.
Friday the 13'th Part 13, Jayson Dies of Natural Causes.
Friday the 13'th part CIXX - set on Enterprise NCC-1701
Friday the 13th Part LCMXXIV : Jason Meets Spock
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg!
Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason takes the Enterprise
Friday the 13th XXIV:  "Jason Takes the Enterprise"
Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise
Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason take the Enterprise.
Friday the 13th XXV, Jason takes the Enterprise.
Friday the 13th XXXIV: Jason take the Enterprise
Friday the 13th. LCMXXIV : Jason Meets Spock
Fried Balogna: Newfie Steak.
Fried Bologna: Newfie Steak.
Friedman's Law: The first person off is at the back of the elevator.
Friend of Oberon, Merle Oberon - Crow as wimpy prince
Friend or Foe??????????????????
Friend's don't let friend's use DOSSHELL!
Friend:  Someone who likes you even after they know you.
Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Friend: anyone who has the same enemies that you have...
Friend: anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
Friendly Is when I get a sweat up.
Friendly Reminder to Disgruntled Yankees:  I-95 runs BOTH directions!
Friendly SysOp? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Friendly Sysops use F6
Friendly fire - Ain't
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Friendly fire - isn't.  'Murphy
Friendly fire ain't.
Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming
Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming fire. -Combat Law#20
Friendly fire; isn't. - Murphy
Friends - People who dislike the same people we do
Friends - those relations that one makes for oneself.
Friends --- Just like money, are easy to get and hard to keep.
Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems
Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows
Friends Don't Let Friends Lurk on RIME...
Friends Don't Let Friends Use 2400 Baud
Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows
Friends Don't Let FriendsFight Alone!
Friends and family take time. So does family history......
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
Friends are family you choose for yourself.
Friends are flowers in the garden of life.
Friends are for hugging......Sending some your way.
Friends are great, FIENDS are better
Friends are like chocolate -- good to have around anytime!
Friends are like chocolate,it's what's inside that counts
Friends are people you can be quiet with
Friends are people you can be quiet with.
Friends are sometimes better then sex. But having both is GREAT!
Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life.
Friends are the icing on the cake of life...I love to lick icing!
Friends are the marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate in a pile outside.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
Friends do not let friends vote Republican..
Friends don't let Friends use PCBOARD!
Friends don't let Friends use XModem
Friends don't let Friends watch Leafs Games!!!
Friends don't let friends become dittoheads.
Friends don't let friends become moderators.
Friends don't let friends buy RPI modems.
Friends don't let friends buy Rockwell-based modems...
Friends don't let friends buy Tandy Computers.
Friends don't let friends buy Yugo's.
Friends don't let friends do 2400 Baud...
Friends don't let friends do 2400bps!
Friends don't let friends do DOS.
Friends don't let friends do Windows.
Friends don't let friends drink and modem.
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
Friends don't let friends drive DOS.
Friends don't let friends drive Fords
Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars.
Friends don't let friends drive Macintoshes!
Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars!
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Friends don't let friends eat meat.
Friends don't let friends go through life unscarred
Friends don't let friends go to Florida State!
Friends don't let friends go to Florida State.
Friends don't let friends mistreat their birds.
Friends don't let friends moderate echoes!
Friends don't let friends moderate echos!
Friends don't let friends pay retail.
Friends don't let friends play wild mages.
Friends don't let friends post drunk.
Friends don't let friends read XANTH.
Friends don't let friends read doc's.
Friends don't let friends ride rice-burners.
Friends don't let friends run Wildcat!
Friends don't let friends use Amigas!
Friends don't let friends use Apples.
Friends don't let friends use Bitcom.
Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!
Friends don't let friends use Discovery 80.
Friends don't let friends use Fraudigy.
Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS.
Friends don't let friends use Machino
Friends don't let friends use Macintosh!
Friends don't let friends use NT.
Friends don't let friends use OS/2.
Friends don't let friends use PKZIP2.04G
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
Friends don't let friends use Rockwell modems.
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Friends don't let friends use Windoze.
Friends don't let friends use XMODEM!
Friends don't let friends use the Internet!
Friends don't let friends vote Democratic.
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
Friends don't let friends vote for Clinton/Gore.
Friends don't let friends vote for Democrat's!
Friends don't let friends vote for Republicans!
Friends don't let friends watch Bruins games!!!
Friends don't let friends watch Manos! -- Joel Robinson
Friends don't let friends watch Rangers games!!!
Friends don't play with other friends' private parts.
Friends don't sell friends cockatiels!! - Edward McCain
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Friends have a way of bringing out the best in you.
Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies.
Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies. - Janier
Friends help you move.  True friends help you move... bodies.
Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.
Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies.
Friends help you move; Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends in low places are irrelevant. --Garth of Borg
Friends know when to yell 'RUN!'
Friends live forever, as long as we remember...
Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - L. Long
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Heinlein
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. L.Long
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.
Friends never let friends vote Democrat.
Friends of the First Amendment.
Friends share  everything, joy, sadness,  laughter & tears.
Friends warm the world with Happiness
Friends were made for friends, and for people to argue with!!
Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate.
Friends, Ferrets, countrymen, lend me your ears
Friends, Romans, Country men, lend me your taglines!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend me an Illustration!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
Friends, Romans, countrymen . . . not YET, Vincent . . .
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your PowerPC.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your goats!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your recipes!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Friends, Romulans, Vulcan, lend me your ears!
Friends, like books should be few and well chosen.
Friends, the marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friends, unlike money, last a lifetime.
Friends,Romans,countrymen,lend me your taglines!
Friends:  People who dislike the same people we do.
Friends: People who borrow books and set wet glasses on them.
Friends: People who dislike the same people I do.
Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.
Friends: The marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friends: family that you can choose for yourself.
Friends: marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses o
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life!
Friends; the marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Friendship - one soul in two bodies.
Friendship can turn to Love, but Love can NEVER turn to Friendship.
Friendship is a rainbow between two people
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies
Friendship is a special gift!
Friendship is a treasure ship anyone can launch.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
Friendship is better than love.  It lasts longer.
Friendship is far more tragic than Love. It lasts longer.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Friendship is one of the GREATEST things a human beeing can have. :)
Friendship is one soul in two bodies
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together.
Friendship is what this echo's all about! Welcome, again!
Friendship without self interest is a beautiful thing of life.
Friendship, of itself a holy tie, Is made more sacred by adversity.
Friendship:  A rainbow between two people..
Friendship: A Rainbow between two friends
Friendship: People who know all about you but like you anyway.
Friendship: the distance between advice and help.
Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
Frigerobics:  Leaning, , stretching while looking into the fridge.
Frigerobics:  Leaning, bending, stretching while looking into fridge
Frigerobics: Leaning, bending, stretching while looking in the fridge.
Frigerobics: Leaning, bending, stretching while looking into the fridge.
Frightened teckla hides in grass
Frightening experience!  Rather like being mugged by a guinea pig.
Frightening: when the government comes to help you.
Frightfully nice.
Frigidalien - Any nonfood item (film, etc) kept in the refrigerator
Frigidalien:  Nonfood item (film, batteries) kept in the refrigerator.
Frigidalien: any nonfood item (film, batteries) kept in the `fridge.
Frisbee was a cat who lived beside the Santa Monica Freeway.
Frisbetarian: After death, your soul gets stuck on a roof.
Frisbetarian: After death, your soul gets stuck on the roof.
Frisbetarian: when you die your soul goes up on the roof.
Frisby....An on-topic aerial Communications device?
Frisbyterian : When you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
Frisbyterian:  When you die, your soul goes up on the roof!
Frisbyterian: "When you die, your sould goes on the roof."
Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof
Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
Frisbyterianism: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
Frizzen does NOT mean very cold.
Frobozz Magic Tagline Co. Inc.
Frodo Lives
Frodo gave His Finger for you.
Frodo hey....
Frodo is not dead. He retired and is living in Miami.
Frog Motto:  Time's fun when you're having flies.
Frog philosophy: "Time's fun when you're having flies!"
Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies!
Frogman on a stick  -Tom as dino eats guy holding onto log
Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.
Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them.
Frogs are smart.  They ea           Refer#: NONE
Frogs are smart.  They eat what bugs them.
Frogs drink water all day in case someone picks them up.
Frogs have it easy, they EAT what bugs them.
Frogs have it easy--They can eat what bugs them.
Frogs parking only...all others will be toad.
Frolicking has NEVER been so depressing - Crow
Frolics With Ferrets
From "Timeslides":
From 0 to 230 CPS in 4.1 seconds!
From A Chicken In Every Pot To A Chicken Smoking Pot.
From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
From Canada's beautiful east coast, Nova Scotia!
From Chronic Town (also on Dead Letter Office).
From Dave Spensley, Sysop, Uncle "D"s Directory
From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
From Floppy to HARD Drive in 0.29 Nanoseconds.. :)
From Florida, the only state where the gestapo lives on...
From Halifax, Nova Scotia - Canada's Ocean Playground
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! -Melville / & by Khan: STII
From Mike and his Politically Incorrect P.C.
From Montreal, Canada by registered Telix *<----
From Nepean, Ontario, Canada
From Nic's file of Seldom Useful Information ...
From Orville's demented and deluded mind.
From Paper In Shoeboxes to Compact Discs In Shoeboxes
From Phoenix, land of the rising SUNS!!
From Rambo to Reality
From RoboTech, Symphony of Light:
From Rodd's Back Room near Des Moines....
From Ross Hawg's Office
From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
From Taglinius Addictus, that *Tagline Addict* of FidoNet
From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
From The Department of Duplicates Office (DODO).
From The Great White North there's a big, dark cloud.
From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,
From Waharoa to Auckland....
From Wired Minds Come Weird Products
From Yarmouth, Nova Scotia - Canada's Ocean Playground
From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran < VBG >
From a Japanese Pat Buchanan supporter: "Rock and road."
From a charter member of the Blue Wave Conference Impunity Club.
From a charter member of the Blue Wave Support Echo Impunity Club.
From a chicken in every pot to a chiERCE              Refer#: NONE
From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot
From a devoted QEdiot
From a distance the world looks green and blue.
From a man of many convictions.  None pending.
From a mind... far, far away....
From a theoritical view, this encoding is breaking down.
From day to day... de die in diem
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
From head to heel.
From hell's heart, I stab at thee! -- Khan
From here to there and back
From his tongue flowed speech sweeter than honey. Homer
From in the shadows she calls.
From lands unknown to times undreamed of.
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking repentance.
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
From my TOS.TAG file:  He's dead, Jim!
From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
From my porch, the moon.. passing black woman, head down.
From nothing, nothing is produced.
From now on I want you all to call me Loretta. -- Stan
From now on I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil.
From now on I'm feeding the cat food that matches the carpet color.
From now on my rallying cry is "SO WHAT ?!" - Calvin
From now on until we win this war, the only easy day is yesterday.
From now on, all bets are off! -- Joel Robinson
From one feeler to another
From one modem addict to another ..let's handshake.
From one of the Conference Heathens(tm).
From one side of the country to another, can't keep up with Holly. - Fox
From one specimen judge all the rest.
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. -- Austen
From the Bar of the USS Crazy Horse, NCC-4681-R.
From the Bridge Between Tagline Addicts, Danny Della Paolera
From the Bridge of Imperial Klingon Vessel 'Cautious Destruction'
From the Bridge of the USS Crazy Horse, NCC-4681-R
From the CANDLE LIBRARY-CATHOLIC ACCESS NETWORK, DEUS LUMEN EST
From the Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
From the City of the THONG BACK Bathing Suites!!!
From the Committee to Use Beatle Karaoke Singers as Lab Animals.
From the Committee to Use Liberal Politicians as Lab Animals.
From the Committee to Use Politicians as Lab Animals.
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
From the Committee to make PI equal to 3.0.
From the Dawn of Time we came. - Ramirez
From the Department of Redundancy Department
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
From the Desk of a Happy Hacker...
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
From the Desk of the Ruler of the Universe
From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center
From the Janitorial Services office of the U.S.S. Alliance, NCC-2113-B.
From the Law Offices of Naylum and Bayle.
From the New York Times Cook Book by Craig Claiborne.
From the ORIGINATOR of The Cardassian Cable Company!  So there!
From the People who brought you EDLIN; Windows 3.1
From the Spelling Cop to the Topic Cop.
From the Sysop's dirty mind err, desk.
From the Water Tower in Burbank, CA
From the artist formerly known as Marcel Marceau
From the bottomless pit of taglines, I call Tagx.dbs
From the cradle bars comes a beckoning voice -- it sends you spinning
From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.
From the depths of Hell's domain, reborn to reign this night
From the depths of Shayol Ghul to Anteres Nebulae!
From the desk of Friar Gordo
From the desk of High Programmer Michael McMullin, and Mike himself.
From the desk of the SysOp!
From the desk of: Nick Danger, Third eye
From the dream on the barbed wire at Flanders and Bliston Glen...
From the files of a P5-90 OS/2 POWERPLANT
From the hailstones of summer to a scorching winter land...
From the heart of the Rideau Lakes.
From the home of the Vulcan Comedy Institute
From the keyboard of the Moderaptor to YOU.
From the keyboard of the Moderaptor.
From the land of DINOSAURS...
From the land of graft and corruption!
From the law offices of Bender, Roper, and Raper.
From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
From the law offices of Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
From the makers of solar flashlights, it's DEHYDRATED WATER!
From the mountains on down to the sea, cool water keeps on coolin' me.
From the munchkin's Vorpal Bow came another deadly shaft.
From the only city where it is unlawful to snow!
From the placid shores of Lake Victoria, head waters of DeNile, IOV!
From the same fine folks who brought you the Vietnam War.
From the sleep of reason, a life is born.
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi * Riker
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi ship.  -- Riker
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi. - Riker
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferrengi ship. - Riker
From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship. -- Riker
From the top-- Duncan MacLeod
From the world's largest collection of stolen taglines..
From the wrath of the Northmen, O Lord, deliver us.
From this point on I will refer to you only as HUMAN! -- Gul Madred
From this strange confusion grows a perverse communication
From under 10 Ft of snow, in CANADA, hey! Hell's frozen over!
From what I have seen it is in the middle of his back.
From what I have seen of FightONet... I mean FidoNet, I don't think so.
From what I've tasted of desire. --Frost.
From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost
From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.-C. Joseph
From: Alastair Preston, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
From: DAVE FLANIGAN                Refer#: NONE
From: FRANK FITCH                  Refer#: NONE
From: JEFF GILLMAN                 Refer#: NONE
From: JIM TALLMAN                  Refer#: NONE
From: JIM WELLER                   Refer#: NONE
From: JIM WELLER Refer#: 14030
From: JOE KANOWITZ Refer#: NONE
From: MIKE DICKERT                 Refer#: NONE
From: The Bridge Between Tagline Addicts -- Danny Dp
From: VICKI BROUGHTON              Refer#: NONE
From: WILLIAM JAMES                Refer#: NONE
From: WINE, WOMEN, AND SONG To: BEER, THE OLD LADY, AND T.V.
Front Towards Enemy
Frontdoor, of the nine outbounds, and the zone of doom.
Frontier Dental Hygenist! - Tom
Frood: really amazingly together guy
Froot Loops:  Gay Cheerios.
Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U.
Frosty Mail 6.10 I've stolen all your taglines...and I can't get up!
Frosty the Snowman, selling cocaine by the blow...
Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?  Frosty, where are you?
Frosty, how was the hot chocolate? Frosty, where are
Frothingham's Fallacy:  Time is money.
Frozen in place in thermally challenged Michigan.
Frugality is a handsome income. (Erasmus)
Frugality: who can afford it?
Fruit Loops are cheerio's on drugs.
Fruit Loops are gay Cheerios.
Fruit Loops: Gay Cheerios
Fruit salad:  Gay lettuce
Fruit stand:  A gay bar without stools.
Fruit tags would be grapely apricoted.
Fruitcake:  An inedible form of pastry mainly used as a door stop.
Fruitful and can multiply.
Fruity as a nutcake.
Frum the deks uv Dan Quail
Frump! (c) 1993 Jo Peshek Inc.  All rights deserved.
Frustrated Incorporated...
Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion.
Frustrated, out dated, I really want to be overrated.
Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self!
Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself!
Frustration: when a girl puts on her bra backwards and it fits.
Frying pans do it best when covered with oil.
Frying pans without fires are often far between...
Frysbeterians believe when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof.
Frysbiterian...when you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
Fu jung hai. Without eggs please. (c)1993 DJO
Fudd of Borg:  Pwepawe to be assimiwated.  Huh huh huh hut!
Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wabbit!
Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated. Huh huh huh hut!
Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated. Huh huh huh.
Fudd's First Law:  "If you push something hard enough, it
Fudd's First Law:If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.
Fudd, of Borg: Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating.
Fudge found in keyboard;  Delete children (Y/N)?
Fueled by inertia, depth, radius, and velocity,
Fugitives By Seargent Gonn A. Getcha
Ful savourly, er he was war of this.
Fulcrums fly and Falcons die.
Fulfill your destiny.  No one else will.
Full Auto Mode...combat's simplest mediator.
Full Moon: Seymour Buns
Full Moon: by Seymour Buns
Full details on reverse side.
Full moon again?  Well pull your pants up....
Full moon risen and my fever is high. - Eagles
Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate. -Zorch of Borg
Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
Full throttle, dry tank.
Fully compatable with everything, past, present, or future.
Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking area.
Fun Fact: Chickens are the chief food of captive alligators.
Fun book to read: _The Color of Her Panties_in Braille:.::: ::..:
Fun is flaming people who post stupid questions.
Fun is just point of view.
Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.
Fun is when you don't remember how you had it.
Fun may be the most important discipline of all.
Fun to beat Boffo the clown savagely & repeatedly - Frank
Fun with Greek #3:  She's my cherry +!
Fun with Greek #4: Fee,  , fo, fum!
Fun! Young! Tag-X Have Be Use Professional! (or something like that.)
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her modem away!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her hubby takes her Blue Wave away!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til his daddy takes his MODEM away!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til his wife takes his modem away!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til work takes his online away!
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
Fun, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Fun, fun, fun, til his wife takes his Blue Wave away!
Fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Fun? FUN? What "fun?" I'm a Sysop!
Funatic:  The school mascot at a sporting event.
Function FIVE...I'm in!!! - Crow
Function call to load Windows/NT:  Sooooeee_pig_pig_pig_pig()
Function call to load Windows:  here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy
Function to call windows:  Here PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!
Functionality is irrelevant...its compatible!
Fund (give cash) amentalism (without brains)
Fundamentalism (n) FUND: give cash + AMENTALISM: without brains.
Fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; a-mentalism = mindlessness
Fundamentalism - n. Fund (give cash); -amentalism (without brains)
Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind.
Fundamentalism is never having to open your mind!
Fundamentalism means never having to open one's mind.
Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.
Fundamentalism, n.: Fund=give money.  Amentalism=without brains.
Fundamentalism-Abjectly accept what I tell you to believe...or else.
Fundamentalism:  Fund (give cash); amentalism (without brains).
Fundamentalism:  an effective form of mirth control.
Fundamentalism: Ancient mythical refuse as modern real dogma.
Fundamentalism: Believe in a kind, loving God or we'll kill you.
Fundamentalism: By sword or by cross. America's Homegrown Death cult.
Fundamentalism: From fund (send money), a- (without), mental (thought)
Fundamentalism: Fund- (send cash), -amentalism (without thinking).
Fundamentalism: Fund; send cash, amentalism; without a brain.
Fundamentalism: Fund; send cash, amentalism; without thinking.
Fundamentalism: Fund=give $$$.  Amentalism=without brain.
Fundamentalism: Fund=give cash; amentalism=without brains.
Fundamentalism: Proof that anacephaly is not necessarily fatal.
Fundamentalism: The functionally illiterate trying to sound wise.
Fundamentalism:(adj.), Fund-(give cash), -amentalism (without brains)
Fundamentalist (n): brain dead backwoods redneck.
Fundamentalist (n): modern day Pharisee
Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Fundamentalist libraries have shelf space for only one book.
Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
Fundamentalist motto - "A mind is a terrible thing to use."
Fundamentalist:  One who's mental and wants your funds.
Fundamentalist: An extinct creature too stupid to die.
Fundamentalist: Fund(v) to give money; Amentalist(n) without thinking.
Fundamentalist: List of mental patients with loose purse strings!
Fundamentalist: Mental case, wants funds..
Fundamentalist: Modern day Pharisee.
Fundamentalist: if good enough for Moses, it's good enough for me.
Fundamentalists can legally park in handicapped zones.
Fundamentalists do it with Christ!
Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!
Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything.
Fundi logic: Bible says it.  Evendence contratdics it.  Bible is right.
Fundi logic: Bible says it. Evidence contradicts it. Bible is right.
Fundie Cafe: John the Baptist Platter, with holy water and fries.
Fundie King ad: Have it OUR way...or burn in Hell!
Fundie Logic:  Lie 1 + Lie 2 + Lie 3 = "God's Truth"
Fundie-itis:  Please help find the cure.
Fundies and Undies.  Neither should air in public.
Fundies are like farts. They all smoke, and leave a bad smell.
Fundies are proof that evolution is an unguided system
Fundies criticizing science: Shaming of the True.
Fundies debunked, free-of-charge!
Fundies resemble Al Bundy's undies.
Fundies:  More fun than an atheist should be legally allowed to have
Fundus: Anal Orifice  Mentus: Mind   Therefore a Fundamentalist is...?
Fundy Logic:  Lie 1 + Lie 2 + Lie 3 = "God's Truth"
Fundy motto:  Ignorance is next to Godliness.
Fundy-Babbleometer<tm> [///////////////..]  Hmmm..thought so!
Funeral - Real fun.
Funeral breads. War breads - Mike
Funeral fun: Toss cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS!"
Funeral fun: Use teh deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
Fungi do it sporadically.
Fungi: the life of the party.
Funkengruven: German for Bitchin' Car Stereo
Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
Funny - I won't miss him
Funny . . . only sensible people agree with me.
Funny Band Name: Diesel Meat.
Funny Bunny was buying *Baby* shoes....Hummmmmm.....
Funny Bunny wasn't too Funny on Sunday
Funny Ha! ha!??  Or funny peculiar???
Funny I can't think of a thing...oh well?
Funny Name: A. Toxin Worm.
Funny Name: Albirdia Tuggle.
Funny Name: Aurelian N. Schexnayder.
Funny Name: Blanche Pubis.
Funny Name: Boobpha Upthumpa.
Funny Name: Cletus Clodfelter.
Funny Name: Cleyon Loonsfoot.
Funny Name: Condo Hester.
Funny Name: Curt Puke.
Funny Name: Doodle Dangle Wang.
Funny Name: Dovie Lou Nuckles.
Funny Name: E. Vercel Fuglestad.
Funny Name: Epcy Fooshe.
Funny Name: Epluribus Kitchen.
Funny Name: Exzera Suggs.
Funny Name: Fawntreba Pyrtle.
Funny Name: Felix J. Fluck.
Funny Name: Felty Goosehead.
Funny Name: Fleno Bobo.
Funny Name: Gardiner L. Porcupile.
Funny Name: Grace Pinkapank.
Funny Name: Hadassah Mae Cheatum.
Funny Name: Harod F. Mishmash.
Funny Name: Herbert Wolfeschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhaufstedt.
Funny Name: Hilbert Gitchuway.
Funny Name: I Wanna Looney.
Funny Name: J. J. Oladipupo.
Funny Name: Jingle-Bells Kaplan.
Funny Name: JoAnn Floozbonger.
Funny Name: Joop Spit.
Funny Name: Latawanna Flateau.
Funny Name: Lester Ouchmoody.
Funny Name: Loyal Trout.
Funny Name: Magdalena Babblejack.
Funny Name: Naughtybird Curtsey.
Funny Name: Noble Pluntz.
Funny Name: Olga Beanblossom.
Funny Name: Olga Flabbi.
Funny Name: Olney W. Nicewonger.
Funny Name: Oofty Boofty Bowman.
Funny Name: Opal Lively Zickafoose.
Funny Name: Pebble Belcher.
Funny Name: Peregrine Worsthorne.
Funny Name: Perpetua McGurk.
Funny Name: Petway K. Plunk.
Funny Name: Prudie E. Forcum.
Funny Name: Rolla Longnecker.
Funny Name: Sedonia Minnewather.
Funny Name: Sibyl Bibble.
Funny Name: Taffy Sidebottom Ball.
Funny Name: Tastsumbie DuPea.
Funny Name: Tensil Cheesebrew.
Funny Name: Tivoli B. Disharoon.
Funny Name: Trougout Zumm.
Funny Name: Urban Flusche.
Funny Name: Urbin Bowels.
Funny Name: Varnard P. Longhibler.
Funny Name: Waldemar Floggie.
Funny Name: Wendekk Hinkle Furry.
Funny Name: Xavier Yopp.
Funny Name: Zerubabel Blunt.
Funny Off Topic messages are always On Topic.
Funny Tagline Part Deux!
Funny how landlocked peoples have no flood myth
Funny how life always eventually imitates LSD!
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Funny how no sysop complains over the "extra expense."
Funny how no sysops have complained over the "extra expense".
Funny how people die of dangers they said didn't exist.
Funny how some of our best friends have never met face-to-face....
Funny how that does not cheer me up. -Brain
Funny how these things always happen to me?!?!
Funny how they often appear at the bottom of messages, isn't it?
Funny how two people can see the same event differently.
Funny noises are not funny
Funny noises are not funny - Bart Simpson's lines
Funny noises are not funny -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F20
Funny noises are not funny -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F20
Funny noises are not funny. --Bart Simpson.
Funny off-topic messages are almost always on-topic.
Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic.
Funny or not funny floating?
Funny tagliiiiiiiinnnes...no whaaaaaammieeeeeeeeeeeessssss...STOP!
Funny thing about Democrats is that they don't believe in Democracy.
Funny thing... the harder I work, the luckier I get.
Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get.
Funny you should use the word "taste"...
Funny! The more I learn the more I seem to need to learn!OJW
Funny, I didn't feel a thing ... but then I'm a Sadist.
Funny, I don't bore myself...
Funny, I don't remember being absentminded.
Funny, I don't remember inviting you in this conversation
Funny, I don't remember inviting you to this conversation.
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Funny, I keep expecting a knock at the door--Jim Morrison
Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator.
Funny, all the sensible people agree with me.
Funny, but the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
Funny, everyone who agrees with me sounds so sensible.
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Funny, that's what the Christians say too.
Funny, these cookies don't taste anything like Girl Scout
Funny.  I don't remember inviting you to this conversation.
Funny... she dosen't look Druish.
Funny...These cookies taste nothing like Girl Scouts...
Funny...only sensible people agree with me.
Funny? No, I've had my sense of humor surgically removed.
Fur sail cheep, Windows spiel chequer, wurks grate!
Fur sail cheep, Windoze spill chekker, works grate.
Fur's a little snug today better cut back on sweets!
Furball on Drive C:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ough up?
Furball on keyboard. Delete cats? (y/n)
Furbling:  Walking a maze of ropes even when you are the only person in
Furbling:  Walking a maze of ropes even when you are the only person in line.
Furbling: Wandering through bank ropes even though your the only one.
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H. H. Williams
Furniture breaking...Love Making...the same thing in tlhIngan Hol.
Furriers appreciate good beaver.
Furry Fandom:  More than a state of mind, it's a way of life...
Furry Fandom:  The Final Frontier.
Furry Forever!
Furry Hedonism at its WEIRDEST!
Furtblurt:  The hot dog vendor at the ballpark.
Further distribution is encouraged by the author.
Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
Futile prayer as the end draws near.
Futile, resistance is. - Yoda of Borg
Future Headline: MICHAEL JACKSON GETS OFF DUE TO HUNG JURY
Future OS/2 users are current MS-Windows users, be kind, 8^)
Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening
Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosp
Futuristic:  It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.
Futuristic: It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.
Futuristic: It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.
Fuzzy Dice and bongos, Brodie knobs and spinners, Chromium plated ...
Fuzzy Logic Options...(O)n   (O)ff   (O)pen   (O)K   (O)kay   (O)nly   (O)r
Fuzzy Logic:  A Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
Fuzzy Logics means you need to vacuum your computer case.
Fuzzy Sex? That sounds interesting nice and warm
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a grizzly <CHOMP> <MAUL> <DANGLING ENTRAILS>
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
Fuzzy logic - a Vulcan contemplating a Tribble.
Fuzzy logic - a Vulcan petting a Tribble....
Fuzzy logic--a Vulcan contemplating a Tribble.
Fuzzy logic...Lint on the Motherboard.
Fuzzy logic...lint on the Motherboard.
Fuzzy logic: Vulcan contemplating a Tribble.
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating the costs.
Fuzzy theorists (and Zen Monks) both DO IT and don't DO IT.
Fuzzy theorists (and Zen Monks) both do it & don't do it.
Fuzzy theorists (and Zen Monks) both do it and don't.
Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a fuzzy logic programmer.
Fyberspace...Electron milieu.
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a jb cmptr prgrmmng!
f u cn rd ths u cn't spl wrth a dmn!
f u cn rd ths ur prbly a unix usr...
f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng 
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmng.
f yu cn rd ths thn yu cnt spl wrth a dmn!
f1 Exit    f2 Talk to me HAL !!
fASTeN yOur SEATbelt... i'M goNna tRY sOMeThING.
fOO  +++uC++  $Ex  aIIEcf$  YOUr  EyE$ig++f....
fOO |i++lE $Ex  aIIEcf$  YOUr  EyE$ig++f....
faded to blue, I saw a message from Trish about "Money related tags"
failure to mix contents properly may bring about Armageddon
falling backwards inside of me
farfromthinkin:  Four Blondes in a Volkswagon.
farmers play the stalk market
fdisk ran, all set.
feed your head
feminism...the stop sign on the superinformation highway.
feminizm -- the stop sign on the superinformation highway.
feminizm -- the stop sign on the superinformation highway.  
fergive me wyting, me ben dinken alkihol...
ferrets : nature's survival experts
festina lente - "Make haste slowly."
fflush and then wwash your hands.
fh|$ fagL|ne made fGfm GScYcLed  a$c|| chaGacfSG$
fib:  A lie that has not cut its teeth.
fibroblast:  Health food binge.
fibroblast:  Z$Vh food binge.
filagree on leaf and vine...
file will self-destruct in five minutes.
filing cabinet:  Place where you lose things systematically.
finally decided to post some tags from my favorite comic book, Shanda
finding your lack of faith disturbing
fire roast frost open jack an on...nipnuts...hey! more eggnog!
fire.Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
fish
fission:  Outdoor sport favored by nuclear physicists.
fkdjiwoj f   fjlaiijef Get that cat off my keyboard!
flavour... I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work
flight You're a vicious man." "It's in the job description!
floating away with the rest of the garbage
flogging your dong
fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
fluorologist:  Floor washer with a college degree.
follow the yellow brick PATH.
footnote:  Sole music.
for %%Friendly in ( DOS, VMS, Unix ) echo %%Friendly.....DOS..VMS.....
for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
for a good night's sleep while you wait..& wait.
for a good prime call 391581*216193 - 1
for a good prime call 391581*2^216193 - 1
for entering errors into a computer. ... Jesus Saves ---- Passes to
for fifteen minutes, then ask why. Stop looking at my tagline...QUIT
for he well knew that a woman doesn't have a beard;
for his Snark was a Boojum, you see.
for once set the record straight time does heal all wounds.
for the Antidisestablishmentarianism Party!
for the female of the species is much deadlier than the male
for your taste) I'll see if I can manage a Round 3.
forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard
forepaws:  Moment of silence before a golfer tees off.
forgive me, Lord.
fortune:  No such file or directory
fortune: No such file or directory
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
forum:  Quartet of American Indian golfers.
found -=Use Real Operating System=-
found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo  india tango  alpha lima lima.
fraud(n):  A Telephone Number Starting With "1-900"
free the EXPLOSIVE FUNERAL NEWS thread!
free(all Sex: Sa(est when done in Orbit!
freeIall Sex: SaIest when done in Orbit|
friends of a potentialy funny joke, just because I don't get it? <GRIN<
friends:  People who borrow books and set wet glasses on them.
from the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long. Lots of taglines, many well known
from the wound a lovely flower grew/from somewhere deep inside
ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY!
ftp.uml.edu under the directory msdos/Games/Apogee
full of broken thoughts i cannot repair
fume, c'est du belge.
fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; amentalism = brainlessness
furburger

Neil Enns, ennsnr@brandonU.ca