E = 2mv^2 - Ze^2/r... and there WAS light!
E = mc 2 dB.
E = mc2 * 3d6 - nukes in AD&D
E = mc2 + 2 dB
E = mcý ñ 2 dB
E FUDD: A bugs bunny fan.
E Pluribus Email
E Pluribus Join Us - Satellite of Love Flag
E Pluribus Linux
E Pluribus Modem
E Pluribus UNIX.
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot!'
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot'
E \ . . . H . . . . F
E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK)
E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK) E ae Jesu dominae, ..
E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK) E ae Jesu dominae,..
E charis tou kuriou Iesou meta pantone.
E cola...Outbreak of the Pepsi Wars.
E is for Edible udies!
E is for Enterprise, the show's focal point
E is for Esoteric, an order maligned
E pericoloso sporgersi. For Windows users only.
E sednes mi na Stojka ! :))
E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
E)gomaniacal I)ndiscrete B)arflies
E, a jel' znas da piratske kasete kvare uredjaje
E-9?!? You sank my Bird of Prey! -- Worf
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
E-I-E-I Don't think so! - TV's Frank
E-Mail excuse: No one finds my mine fields humorous.
E-Mail returned due to insufficient voltage.
E-Mail: The only thing that travels faster than gossip.
E-dollars in Cyberspace is what the Peso is in Mexico.
E-mail Hint: Get a good spell checker.
E-mail from the edge.
E-mail...bathroom graffiti of the Net.
E-mail: When it absolutly has to get lost at the speed of light.
E-mail: Burn a wire, not a tree.
E-mail: when it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light
E-male...a CyberStagParty.
E-nthusiastically E-xchanging E-mail can E-xhaust all my E-nergy!
E. E. Cumming does it with ease.
E.E. Cumming does it with ease.
E.F.I.: Extra Fucking Insurance
E.M.T.-<E>xtremely <M>asocistic <T>endencies
E.T. Fax home.
E.V.A. Rule #1 : ALWAYS wear a helmet & gloves!
E.V.A. Rule #2 : Never lock yourself outside...
E.V.A. Rule #3: Be very, very careful with sharp objects...
E.V.A. Rule #4: Always carry oxygen.
E.V.A. Rule #5: Check when the next meteor shower is due.
E.V.A. Rule #6: Never annoy the astronauts *inside* the spacecraft.
E.V.A. Rule #7: No 'Muzak' will be played during airlock operations.
E.V.A. Rule #8: Never stay outside while the spacecraft changes orbit.
E.V.A. Rule #9: When your time's up, don't dawdle....
E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
E=...E=...??...ok, Einstein, YOU figure it out.
E=C^2 (Echosia = Chocolate^2, the m is just a fudge factor)
E=M. The c^2 is just a fudge factor....
E=MC + 3d6
E=MC.. Nice job Albert, now show your work.
E=MC^2 -- Very Good Albert, Next Time Show The Working
E=MC^2. Nice job Albert, now show your work.
E=MC^5...nah...E=MC^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it
E=Mc...nahhh...E=Mc...nahh...E=Mc...ah, the hell with it.
E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it.
E=mc F=ma You can't push a rope -- Laws of physics.
E=mc ? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work.
E=mc*? Very good, Albert. Next time show your work.
E=mc^2 Very good, Albert. Next time show your working.
E=mc^2 means I'm 5.9 X 10^20 precious joules.
E=mc^2? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work.
EA: Enable Anything
EAC: Emulate Acoustic Coupler
EACH: A minor irritation that causes scratching.
EAF Encounter At Farpoint
EAGLE: Two things having the same value.
EAL: Enable AC to Logic rack
EALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? Y/N/Q
EAO: Enable AC to Operator
EARL GREY - Steep No More
EARRING: One of the five senses.
EARTH - Mostly Harmless
EARTH FIRST! We will screw up the other planets later.
EARTH FIRST!! We'll log the other planets later!
EARTH Inc.: Bankruptcy sale! Liquidating all assets. Contact managers.
EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<-
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It.
EAST COAST WEST COAST
EAST COAST UNIVERSITIES: CORA NELL(l)
EASY DOES IT -- avoid Windows.
EAT FLAMING PHOTON DEATH, CRUSHER SCUM!!
EAT FLAMING PHOTON DEATH, WESLEY CRUSHER!!
EAT SHIT! 10,000,000 flies can't be wrong!
EATING OUT..Going to Burger King
EB: "Am I that charming and beautiful?" JS: "No, you're not."
EB: "Cashmere?" JS: "No, Gortex; it's new."
EB: "Fake, fake, fake, fake."
EB: "She's never made love to a man in her life!" CK: "I'm Kramer!"
EBB: Edit and Blank Buffer
EBB: Empty Bit Bucket
EBBPMIG: Engage Brain Before Putting Mouth In Gear
EBBPMIG: Engage Brian Before Putting Mouth In Gear
EBCDIC Erase, Back up, Chew Disk, Ignite Card
EBCDIC:Erase Backup Chew Disk Ignite Cards
EBO: Emulate Brown-Out
EBR: Erase Before Reading
EBRS: Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
EC: Eat Card
ECF: Explode and Catch Fire
ECHO 'HelloHelloHello...'
ECHO ECho Echo echo ....
ECHO mail: lost in a time warp again.
ECHO mail: the Internet's answer to snail mail.
ECHO mail: when it absolutely must get there, some time.
ECHO mail: when you care enough to net the very best.
ECL: Early Care Lace
ECNALUBMA: (n) a vehicle to convey TMEs to 119 emergency calls.
ECO: Electrocute Computer Operator
ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point
ECONOMISTS do it cyclically
ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgeworth Box
ECONOMISTS do it on demand
ECONOMISTS do it with a dual
ECONOMISTS do it with an atomistic competitor
ECONOMISTS do it with interest
ECONOMY.USA corrupted. Delete CLINTON.DUH (Y/N)
ECP: Erase Card Punch
ED - Eject Diskette (Irish Assembler)
ED dates back to 1973 and CP/M (QDOS aka DOS 1.0 was hacked from).
ED: Eject Disk
ED: Execute Data
EDD: Eat Disk and Die
EDDIE! CLEAN UP THIS CRUD!!!
EDEN: Consuming, as in "I'm Eden dinner right now."
EDGAR ALLEN POE did it with the pit and the pendulum.
EDIT works well for quickies.
EDIT: Erase Data and Increment Time
EDLIN : Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance.
EDLIN - Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance.
EDLIN doesn't have a bug...EDLIN _IS_ a bug.
EDLIN: The computer world's version of mud-and-stylus writing.
EDLIN: on the cutting edge of software evolution.
EDLIN: proof that programmers have a sense of humor.
EDLINUTL.ZIP 7K Utility that make EDLIN seem like Wordperfect!
EDP: Emulate Debugged Program
EDR: Emit Deadly Radiation
EDR: Execute Destructive Read
EDS: Execute Data Segment
EDWARD ESTLIN CUMMINGS - r.i.p.
EE CUMMINGS does it with ease
EE CUMMINGS does it with ease.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEK! The dreaded "not-awake-yet high-ascii excuse!"
EEEEWWWW DooNutt! (Homer)
EEG: Electroencephalogram, EKG: Electrocardiogram, EGG: Breakfast food
EEK The Cat!!!
EEOIFNO: Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On
EEP: Erase Entire Program
EF: Emulate Fireworks
EFB: Emulate Five-volt Battery
EFB: Emulate Five-volt Battery mode
EFBI: Emulate Five-volt Battery Intermittently
EFD: Eject Floppy Disk
EFD: Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack
EFE: Emulate Fatal Error
EFT not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (d)rink heavily
EGA: Extinct Graphics Adaptor. A white elephant in 16 colors.
EGGHEAD- What Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty when he's good.
EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
EGGORY: (n) The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
EGO: Easing God Out. (Share July 91)
EGOTISTS do it better than anyone else.
EHC: Emulate Headless Chicken
EIA: Elvis Is Alive
EIAO: Execute In Any Order
EIB Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies -has air superiority!
EIB: Even Irritates Barney!
EIB: Excrement In Broadcasting.
EIB: The inoculation against collectivist liberalism.
EIEIO: Evaluate, Increment, Excrement, Invert, Output
EIO: Erase I/O page
EIO: Execute Invalid Op-code
EIO: Execute Invalid Opcode
EIOC: Execute Invalid Op-Code
EIV: Erase IPL Volume
EJD%V: EJect Disk \(em with initial velocity V
EJD: EJect Disk
EKSTREMISTA = onaj sa duzim ekstremitetom!
EL 'AANIGOO 'AHOOT'E
EL 'AANLLGOO 'AHOOT'E -- The X-Files
EL DUB CITY and RETCON 1 COMICS are tm and (c) 1995 Jim Murdoch.
EL GRECO - Holy Toledo! What a View!
ELBOW MAN - Tom's super hero
ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example
ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with faster rise time
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more frequency and less resistance
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with super position
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS resonate until it hertz
ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you
ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you.
ELECTRICIAN(n): a switch doctor
ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts
ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ELECTRICIANS do it 'till it Hz.
ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts
ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts.
ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in
ELECTRICIANS do it until it Hertz
ELECTRICIANS do it with 'no shorts'
ELECTRICIANS do it with a charge!
ELECTRICIANS do it with spark
ELECTROCHEMISTS have greater potential
ELECTROCHEMISTS have greater potential.
ELECTRONIC MAIL - The only kind delivered in less than a week
ELECTRONIC MAIL FRAUD: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!
ELECTRONICS TECHNICIANS do it in a solid-state.
ELEPHANT: a mouse built to government specs.
ELEPHANTS do it for peanuts.
ELEVATOR men do it up and down
ELG Exceptionally Large Grin
ELITISTS only do it with the best.
ELIZABETH ROSS - Heavens, Betsy Too!
ELIZABETH TAYLOR HILTON WILDING TODD FISHER BURTON WARNER FORTENSK ELMER
ELMYRA! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
ELMYRA.DUF found (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
ELOW SEX! <with finger forepaly>
ELP: Enter Loop Permenantly
ELVES do it in fairy rings
ELVIS - I ain't nothin' but a Ground Hog
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!...On the next Oprah!
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE MAUSOLEUM
ELVIS PLAYS QB FOR 'FRISCO - BRING BACK THE MINUTEMAN! *
ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap.
EM: EMulate 407
EM: Evacuate Memory
EMACS: "Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping"
EMACS: Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller
EMACS: Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
EMAIL Stamps (Tear at perforation):...email...email...email...email...email
EMAILERS do it between headers.
EMBALMERS do it with unnatural fluids.
EMBARASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net.
EMBARASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open. Error 015:
EMBARASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open..
EMBARRASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net.
EMBARRASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open.
EMBRACE DEATH, ROY! *BLAM!* *BLAM!*
EMBRYO - A new acorn on the family tree.
EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale. 2. Exhale.
EMIF: Erase Most Important File
EMIGRATING : New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia.
EMILY POST - Mrs. Post Regrets She's Unable To Meet You
EMILY POST Mortem
EMM: Emulate More Memory
EMPC: EMulate Pocket Calculator
EMPLOYERS do it to employees
EMS Motto: You call....we haul....!!
EMS...Eat More Spam.
EMS: Expanded Menstrual Syndrome. A bloody bitch!
EMS: happens just before PMS.
EMS: it's not only a job, it's an ADDICTION.
EMS: Enhanced Money Scam
EMS: Enhanced Money Scam.
EMS: Extra Mental Strain
EMSE: Edit and Mark Something Else
EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
EMSL: Entire Memory Shift Left
EMT's do it in ambulances
EMT's do it in ambulances.
EMT's keep it pumping.
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
EMT: Electrocute Maintenance Technician
EMW: Emulate Maytag Washer
EMail me sometime ...
EMail replies to nate.lipsen@execnet.com
EN Oxymoron: Peace force
ENA: ENable Anything
END: Erase Neighbor's Data
ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop"
ENE: ENable Everything
ENEMA..Someone who is not your friend
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
ENERGIZR.BAT arced. Bunny arrested for shocking behaviour
ENF: Emit Noxious Fumes
ENG: ENable Gravity
ENGAGE! Fanzine, PO Box 281140, Memphis, TN 38168...subscribe!
ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo
ENGAGE! PO Box 281140, Memphis, TN 38168 Trek,SciFi,&Fantasy!
ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here!
ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists
ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour
ENGINEERS do it any way they can
ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles
ENGINEERS do it by calculation and design.
ENGINEERS do it in Mudd
ENGINEERS do it in practice
ENGINEERS do it in simple harmonic motion.
ENGINEERS do it precisely
ENGINEERS do it roughly
ENGINEERS do it roughly.
ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation
ENGINEERS do it with a right-handed coordinate system.
ENGINEERS do it with less energy and greater efficiency
ENGINEERS do it with precision
ENGINEERS do it with precision.
ENGINEERS do it with precision.
ENGINEERS simply neglect it
ENGINEERS simply neglect it.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it literally.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with an accent
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with books.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with style
ENIGMA - A point to ponder!
ENJOY LIFE!!..LIFE IS SHORT...DON'T WASTE it!!!
ENO: Emulate No-Op
ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe.
ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW! - G'Kar
ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.
ENTER! YOU MUST SHARE ALL YOUR SPAM RECIPES WITH OCCUPANT!
ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects
ENTREPRENEURS do it with creativity and originality
ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION: Other people's waste
ENVIRONMENTALIST do it until it is green.
ENVIRONMENTALIST recycle it.
ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
EO: Electrocute Operator
EOB: Execute Operator and Branch
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF test tagline! |-)
EOG: Are you sure you want to quit this great game?
EOG: Don't leave yet -- There's a demon around that corner!
EOG: Go ahead and leave. See if I care.
EOG: I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse.
EOG: Let's beat it -- This is turning into a bloodbath!
EOG: Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast.
EOG: Ya know, next time you come in here I'm gonna toast ya.
EOG: You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
EOI: Explode On Interrupt
EOL End Of Lecture
EOS: Erase Operating System
EOT - End of Tagline
EP: Execute Programmer
EPA code: confiscate, investigate, coverup
EPA: Every Permit Approved ... Each Polluter Applauded
EPCOT: (Experimental Prototype Community Of Tommorow)
EPCOT: Employee Paychecks Come On Thursday.
EPCOT: Every Person Comes Out Tired.
EPCOT: Experimental Polyester Costumes Of Tomorrow.
EPCOT: Extremely Profitable Corporation Of Today.
EPD: Explode Peripheral Device
EPI: Execute Programmer Immediate
EPISIOTOMY---Cutting a wide birth.
EPITS: Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip
EPL: Emulate Phone Line
EPP: Eject Printer Paper
EPROM: the portion of ROM that contains the eep sound.
EPS: Electrostatic Print and Smear
EPS: Execute Program Sideways
EPSW: Execute Program Status Word
EPT: Erase Process Table
EPT: Erase Punched Tape
EQUESTRIANS do it in leather.
ER Hello
ER-Hello
ERASE C:\windows\unicom\*.* =8-(#)
ERDA Law of Procurement: Never use lead when gold will do.
ERECTION..When Japanese vote for a new government
ERG Escherian Recursive Grin
ERIC: Eject Random Integrated Circuit
ERM: Erase Reserved Memory
EROM: Erase Read-Only Memory
EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage
EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage [Everex int]
EROTIC: Small bug from Europe. [Y/n]
ERRER #0008: Improper spelling.
ERROL FLYNN - Foiled Again
ERROR # 56: Nut loose on keyboard.
ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0000: Call customer service for a laugh.
ERROR #0001: Press all the keys at once to continue.
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in for it now.
ERROR #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in danger now.
ERROR #0002: ERRERS intead of ERRORS
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
ERROR #0006: Bad or Missing SysOp. "Hey, everybody...FREE files here!"
ERROR #0008: REALITY.SYS <A>bort <R>etry <L>oad ANIMANIACS.SYS?
ERROR #0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR #0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR #0024: File Handle Broke Off!
ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR #0040: This program will crash right before you win.
ERROR #0053: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.
ERROR #0054: This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.
ERROR #0056: Nut loose on keyboard (is it necessary to explain this?).
ERROR #0058: Incompatible File Format
ERROR #0069: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SIMILAR)
ERROR #0076: Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0087: Tagline out of characters.
ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
ERROR #0110: TIT.COM | TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE ABORTED.
ERROR #0110: TIT.COM|TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE SYS ABORTED.
ERROR #0140: Nonexistent Error. This cannot be happening
ERROR #0141: Too many errors.
ERROR #0141: Too many errors.
ERROR #0143: Unable to exit windows... try the door.
ERROR #0144: Bit bucket overflow.
ERROR #0216: Tagline out of paper
ERROR #0326: TAGLINES nearing empty. "GET... ME... MORE... TAGLINES!"
ERROR #0326: TAGLINES nearing empty. "GET... ME... MORE... TAGLINES!!"
ERROR #0345: at 2dh <A>bort <R>etry <C>urse me out?
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
ERROR #0399: No help or documentation available whatsoever.
ERROR #0521: KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR #0554: Caught pirating software... LOADING TAPS.MOD!
ERROR #0666: Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC... So what!"
ERROR #0666: Computer possessed. "So it believes it's a MAC..So what!"
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas
ERROR #06A: BAD or MISSING SysOp .........Files FREE!!
ERROR #081F: Error locating error codes - all errors lost
ERROR #1000: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SIMILAR)
ERROR #1071: Company tech support out to lunch.
ERROR #1072: Sorry, we had lousy beta testers.
ERROR #1075: This is what you get for buying a piece-of-crap clone...
ERROR #1076: You may as well stop; you won't figure this program out.
ERROR #1077: It might help if you turned the printer on, Doofus!
ERROR #1078: Next time don't pay the programmer up front.
ERROR #1079: Warranty just expired.
ERROR #1082 - Wall jack plugged into phone jack on modem.
ERROR #1111: VIRUS DISCOVERED IN C:\..DRIVE BEING FORMATTED NOT!
ERROR #1138: NO DISK SPACE... WRITING OVER USED SECTORs...
ERROR #1234: A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, H)ey... like I'm sorry I asked!
ERROR #1250: FILE NOT FOUND... (S)TAY IN JAIL (R)ETURN CAKE (B)ANG CUP?
ERROR #1278: UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT?
ERROR #1303: Power not on.
ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE. YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF
ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE. YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF!
ERROR #1462: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y)
ERROR #14: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR #1511: Brain Offline. "He runs, doesn't he? Where's the error?"
ERROR #178:UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT
ERROR #1965: (your 80286 didn't exist when this program was produced).
ERROR #2027: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message.
ERROR #2256: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow your computer's CPU
ERROR #2256: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow your computer's CPU?
ERROR #2256: (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)verthrow CPU?
ERROR #2345: QWK-MAIL NOT LOCATED: PERMISSION TO BEGIN WHINE SEQUENCE?
ERROR #2705: Programmer infected with a virus.
ERROR #2790: (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend this situation never occurred...
ERROR #2790: A)bort, R)etry, P)retend this situation never occured...
ERROR #2790: A)bort, R)etry, P)retend this situation never occurred..
ERROR #3032: Recursion error. See ERROR #3032.
ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
ERROR #326 = TAGLINES nearing empty. STEAL MORE
ERROR #34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
ERROR #3443: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR #4- Not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes avail. Windows Error#
ERROR #4444: FLOPPYS NOT RESPONDING: FORMAT THOSE HARD DRIVES INSTEAD?
ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
ERROR #4817: CPU not found
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new recipe
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny. Operator taken out back and shot
ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny. Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR #6060: TagLines not funny. Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR #6060: recipes not tasty. Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR #6278: AUDIT.COM(A)bort (R)etry (K)iss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR #6278: AUDIT.COM... (A)bort (R)etry (K)iss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR #6543: WITTY TAGLINE.TXT NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL...WHAT?
ERROR #6800: SYSTEM MOUSE NOT FUNCTIONING... CLICK LEFT BUTTON TO EXIT.
ERROR #7979: A)bort, F)ail, T)oss your computer system across street?
ERROR #8 REALITY.SYS... <A>bort <R>etry <L>oad ANIMANIACS.SYS?
ERROR #8643: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (L)eave (K)ick up a little fuss
ERROR #8643: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (L)eave (K)ick up a little fuss?
ERROR #8686: Your keyboard's not attached...Press any key to continue.
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's tha\SLMR\TAGLINE
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that *&#@ cat?).
ERROR #8765 BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT LOUD?
ERROR #8765: BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT LOU
ERROR #8765: BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT LOUD?
ERROR #8901: PC KEYBOARD DISCONNECTED: PRESS [ F1 ] TO RE-BOOT SYSTEM.
ERROR #9022: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR #9909: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
ERROR #A006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
ERROR #D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue
ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
ERROR - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrupted.
ERROR 0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR 004 ERRONIOUS ERROR. Nothing wrong.
ERROR 0076: Check nut on keyboard
ERROR 0143: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR 0301: Keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 103: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR 103: No keyboard. <<Hit any key to continue>>
ERROR 167: Windows loaded ...System in Danger!
ERROR 167: Windows loaded..... system in imminent danger!
ERROR 1701 - Your disk is warped!
ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
ERROR 204: Try a Command in the Book This Time
ERROR 23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch?
ERROR 301 Keyboard Not found: Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume.
ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A:
ERROR 3F2C: Replace nut behind keyboard.
ERROR 407: Program too idiotic.
ERROR 4387:HA HA HA. Your data has been lunched!
ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe
ERROR 666: Freddy not dead. (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ie?
ERROR 6F35: Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
ERROR 754: Cannot locate error message for ERROR 392
ERROR 75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?
ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
ERROR 9: Disk Full Error / Formatting Drive C: to make space
ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR <SMACK!> C:>
ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY KEYS.
ERROR IN BIOS - Press any key to reboot...
ERROR IN ROM - Press any key to self-destruct...
ERROR LOCATING MAFIA.EXE: SELECTED PROGRAM RELEASED WITHOUT EXECUTION.
ERROR LPT1 not found - switch to (P)en or (P)encil?
ERROR LPT1 not found.. SUBST PRN: Z:\PENCIL\PAPER
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR MESSAGE: BRAIN.COM not found; search for COFFEE.SYS
ERROR MESSAGE: Master Chris, you have run out of taglines!
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE CANNOT SAVE COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE CANNOT SAVE COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT FIND TRAITOR2.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO CORRECT
ERROR OPENING COLDBEER.CAN: GLASS.DAT OR MUG.DAT NOT LOCATED OR READY.
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
ERROR Opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot Recover COUNTRY.USA
ERROR PROCESSING CLINTON ECONOMIC PLAN: DIVISION BY ZERO
ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?
ERROR Reading Tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mash it to bits
ERROR SYS 666: Video Driver possessed! Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR accessing BRAIN: Device not mounted
ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, <A>bort, <F>ail, <R>un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, <Abort, <Fail, <Run FANTASY.COM?
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)lter Reality (R)un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR propagates faster than truth.
ERROR tagline aborted
ERROR! Caught pirating software.....LOADING TAPS.MOD!
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR! VIRUS found! C: drive formated.............NOT!
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR! ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? [Yes/No/Retry]
ERROR! [A]bort [R]etry [F]@#$ it!
ERROR#8696:Dead rat in found in hard drive(wheres the cat
ERROR--HUMOR.EXE not found: Unable to insert witty tagline.
ERROR. LPT1 not foundUse backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: 80386 OUT LATE LAST NIGHT. 80387 CO-PROCESSOR PLUM TUCKERED OUT
ERROR: ALLWORK.EXE. Jack is a dull boy.
ERROR: BEER.CAN not found. System Halted.
ERROR: BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk!
ERROR: BREAKFAST.COM HaltedCereal port not responding.
ERROR: Beer.can missing. ...Operator loaded.
ERROR: Beer.can not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
ERROR: CLINTON.SYS missing? Substitute SATAN.SYS?
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Found - Programmer LOADED.
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded
ERROR: CPU not found
ERROR: Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded.
ERROR: Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Sysop not loaded.
ERROR: Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC...So what!"
ERROR: Computer possessed. Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? [Y]/n
ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame Lore?
ERROR: ERROR.SYS can't be loaded. No error messages can be displayed
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {WHAP!} C:\>
ERROR: Error finding <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: FILE NOT FOUND (Loading something that looks similar)
ERROR: General stupidity error reading drive C:
ERROR: It might help if you turned the printer on, Doofus!
ERROR: Must execute LIPS.COM before ORGASM.EXE
ERROR: Out of Memory... Should I forget Something (Y,y)?
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupted -- universe unrecoverable
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK Unexpected EOF ... Operator Loaded!
ERROR: SENILE.COM found........Out of Memory
ERROR: Tribble.dat full
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
ERROR: this problem will only be solved by lots of money.
ERROR: <A>bort <R>etry <F>ind 12 year old and ask.
ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind 12 year old and ask.
ERROR: - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR: 2nd FAT missing. (How can I get rid of the 1st?)
ERROR: 8038 OUT LATE LAST NIGHT. 80387 CO-PROCESSOR PLUM TUCKERED OUT
ERROR: AUDIT.COM (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)iss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR: Abort, Retry, Fail, or Ignore?
ERROR: BRAIN not found. Continue? (Y/N)
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded.
ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: COSMOS.CFG Corupt. Rebbot Universe (Y/N) :
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse inste\SLMR\TAG
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat mouse instead (Y/n)?
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - eat Logitech mouse!
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat logitech mouse (Y/n)?
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.COM Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
ERROR: Copmputer possessed. Load Exor.sys? (y/n)
ERROR: Couldn't open window, shall I try the Door?
ERROR: Current directory is totally irrational
ERROR: D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Lore?
ERROR: Device LEGS: Not open for entry.
ERROR: Drive C: not ready.
ERROR: Drive C: open.
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: <*SMACK*> C:\>_
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR:--<SMACK!> C:\>
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:>
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:>
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:\>
ERROR: FAILED! Press any key to resume error.
ERROR: File ORG.ASM not found: A)bort R)etry F)ake it?
ERROR: Fingers Not Ready. Bang Head On Keyboard To Continue.
ERROR: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message.
ERROR: Incompatible File Format
ERROR: Incompatible File Format Etc., etc., etc.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached, think F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Visualize F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Think F1 to continue.
ERROR: LOOSE NUT BEHIND KEYBOARD
ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: NO DISK SPACE...REWRITING OVER PREVIOUSLY USED SECTORS!
ERROR: ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry?
ERROR: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y)
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot Universe ? (Y/N)
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF Operator Loaded
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
ERROR: Remove disk, spit on it, insert disk and retry.
ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR: SYSOP NOT LOADED: LOAD COLDBEER.CAN
ERROR: Smash face against keyboard to continue..
ERROR: TAGLINE NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL *** WHAT?
ERROR: TIT.COM tat.dat not found. Data exchange aborted.
ERROR: Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
ERROR: This error message was issued in error. Please ignore.
ERROR: This message was rejected by Coridon's Mail Reader.
ERROR: This message was rejected by DOS.
ERROR: This week's SDL file not found <A>bort <R>etry <F>eel neglected
ERROR: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR: Tribble.dat full - open new ear.
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good recipe.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR: Unable to insert tasty recipe.
ERROR: User not compatible. Upgrade user and reload program.
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
ERROR: Your machine didn't exist when this was written
ERROR: blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, <A>lter Reality, <R>un FANTASY.COM intead?
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE? (Y/N)
ERROR: opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR: propagates faster than truth.
ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
ERROR: this problem will only be solved by lots of money.
ERROR:Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat Logitech mouse?
ERROR:This error message was issued in error.Please ignor
ERROR@12849 COMMAND.COM NOT FOUND, BLAME SYSOP
ERROR@18294 MODEM NOT FOUND, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP
ERROR@21673 MESSAGE ABOVE BROKEN, BLAME SYSOP.
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
ERRORS show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it.
ERRORS: 694 (33K)
ERS: Erase Read-only Storage
ERUDITION(n):dust shaken out of a book into empty skull
ERUDITION, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
ES Oxymoron: Passive Confrontation.
ESAD Eat [Sugar] And Die
ESAD Eat S*** And Die
ESAL Eat S*** And LIVE.
ESB: Eject Selectric Ball
ESBD: Erase System and Burn Documentation
ESC-Cancel, F2-Buckle my shoe, F4-Bash gynocentric feminizts
ESC: Emulate Small Child
ESC: Emulate System Crash
ESC? I didn't realize I was trapped!
ESCALATOR: Inquire at a subsequent time.
ESCAPE - What you do from reality when you get on a BBS
ESCAPE: One size larger than an "R" cape.
ESCAPEES do it on the lam.
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)?
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Abort/Fnord)?
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)
ESCHATON.SYS Found.Immanentize?(Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)
ESD: Eat Shit and Die
ESD: Eject Spinning Dish
ESL: Exceed Speed of Light
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
ESP: Enable SPrinkler system
ESPN at 3:00 am - Crow on lousy tennis match
ESR: Emulate Slide Rule
ESTATE CAR: Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute
ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator
ESTOY LlSTO: Santa Claus's notebook.
ET Kahn:"With every last breath I spitt at thee!" Kirk: "Hey, stop that
ET : Forget the phone...Just email $HOME.
ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890
ETHERNET(n):device used to catch the Ether bunny.
ETI: Execute This Instruction
ETIT -> East Tennessee Institute of Trekology.
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
ETM: Emulate Trinary Machine
ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven
ETOL: Evil Twin On Line.
ETPH: E. T. Phone Home
EUCLID - His works will never be paralleled.
EUGENE T. MALESKA - 6 Down
EUNUCHS do without it.
EV KAAZZZZOOOOOOOOBLAMMMMMMMM....*(&*%%$() NO CARRIER
EVA Rule #1: ALWAYS wear a helmet & gloves!
EVA Rule #2: Never lock yourself outside.
EVAL DAY -12,873 (Think you might register now?)
EVANGALISTS do it with HIM watching
EVC: Execute Verbal Commands
EVE'S FIRST STATEMENT TO ADAM: "W Y S I W Y G" !
EVEN THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER WONT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE.
EVERY REALITY HAS A FANTASY TO DELUDE IT!
EVERYBODY DOES IT.
EVERYBODY DUCK!
EVERYBODY thinks I'm PARANOID!!
EVERYONE IS WEIRD. SOME OF US ARE PROUD OF IT.
EVERYONE ON THE PREMISES IS A VEGETARIAN EXCEPT THE DOG.
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it!
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us just show it off more!
EVERYTHING GOES ON SALE ... RIGHT AFTER YOU BUY IT
EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY.
EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways!
EVOLUTION: G-D'S way of issuing updates.
EWD: Enter Warp Drive
EWM: Enter Whimsy Mode
EWOKS SUCK! -- Dark Forces
EX = Has-been. SPERT = drip under pressure. I'm an EXPERT.
EX-cellent... - Montgomery Burns
EXB: EXcrement and Branch
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
EXCLUSIVE PICS OF RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING TO RICHARD SIMMONS!
EXE = EXE, COM, SYS
EXE: EXecute Engineer
EXEC-PC: Proof that size means nothing.
EXECUTE : Positive action taken against off-topic posters.
EXECUTIVE ERROR: STARTING SYSOP ERASURE.....COMPLETED.
EXECUTIVES do it in briefs
EXECUTIVES do it in briefs.
EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits
EXECUTIVES have large staffs
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
EXHAUST FUMES: Die Koffundschplitterpoluter
EXHAUST: Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
EXHAUSTIVE TESTS: The sales manager took it home to his kids
EXI: EXecute Invalid operation
EXISTENTIAL ERROR: (T)hink ENTER to continue.
EXISTENTIALISTS do it alone
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
EXO: EXecute Operator
EXOP: EXecute OPerator
EXP: EXecute Programmer
EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
EXPERIENCE: recognizing a mistake when you make it again.
EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure.
EXPERT: X=unknown, Spurt=drip under pressure..........
EXPLODING .QWK PACKET LIFESUPPORT SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN
EXPP: EXecute Political Prisoner
EXTERNAL ERROR -- RE-BOOT KEYBOARD OPERATOR
EXTERNAL MODEM - Little boy computers have one
EXTRA! EXTRA! PENTIUM SOLVES PI! ANSWER IS 2!
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
EXTRA! EXTRA! Read AllEasy Does It. But Do It.
EXTRA: @N@ seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: @N@ seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTRA: Mindreader arrested for leaving bookmarks.
EXTRA: Orville Bullitt seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: Orville Bullitt seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTREME CAUTION! Blind Skateboarder Crossing!
EXTREME OPTIMISM: A Yugo in Montana with a radar detector
EXTREME URGENCY: Blind panic
EXXON.SYS - How to really screw up your enviroment!
EXXON: greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
EYEPIECE: Receptacle for eyelashes, mascara, and eyeliner.
EZ Wider double-wides! All I used back in my pothead days.
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... SLMR stays!
EZ, I'd rather fight than switch!
EZ-Reader's on vacation this week.
EZ-Reader, eat your heart out!
E[...../]F This Hentai-meter is always pegged!
E\/Er SEEU a +#+ /\g++ i+++E D0 +#+ ##iS?
E\/Sr SES++ a ###/\g#_i###S Do ###++|S?
Each &*$#! morning witnesses the dawn of a brand new &*$#!&*$#! error.
Each age to its own season. (Time for a nap...) <BG>
Each and every day a day goes by...
Each and everyone of you is entitled to my opinion.
Each believes easily what he fears and what he desires. Fontaine
Each call contains only ten calories...
Each cat his own rat.
Each computer thinks that anything outside of itself is remote.
Each day a day goes by.
Each day is a drive through history. --Jim Morrison
Each day is a gift from God; that's why it's called the PRESENT!
Each day that goes by, I don't see there being a hockey season.
Each key you press makes a baby duck scream in pain
Each kiss is as the first.
Each kiss is as the first. - Miramanee, Kirk's wife
Each life is a personal quest to become even better than our best.
Each night I'll die in my contentment and lie in your grave.
Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus?
Each of us bears our own Hell.
Each of us contains an element of insanity.
Each one must walk one's own path.
Each photograph _does_ steal some of the soul. Example: Madonna.
Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. S.J. Lee
Each snowflake is different, collect the entire set.
Each time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I get it for dinner
Each to his own taste.
Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permit him to see.
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
Eagerly, eagerly, eager... L-Y! --T. Lehrer
Eagerly, eagerly, eagerL-Y! --Tom Lehrer.
Eagles Dare...
Eagles FLY, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
Eagles are hard to pluck.
Eagles can fly, but wombats don't get sucked into jets!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked down the intake..
Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets
Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.
Eagles may soar but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Eagles may soar, but Kiwis win World Cup rugby contests.
Eagles may soar, but Weasels don't get sucked into jets.
Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets
Eagles may soar, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but no gopher was ever sucked into a jet engine!
Eagles may soar, but wart hogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar-but weasels aren't sucked into turbojets!
Eagles online: "You can log off any time you like, but you..."
Eagles soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Eagles soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles soar but wombats don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
Eagles soar, but a weasel never got sucked into a jet engine intake..
Eagles soar, but turkeys rule the world.
Eagles soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles soar...but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagletistical...Believing that America symbolizes the best.
Eany Meany Jelly Beany - The Spirit's are about to speak.
Eany Meany Jelly Beany...The Spirit's are about to speak.
Ear Condoms prevent hearing AIDS.
Ear wax is a terrible thing to taste.
Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. -- Picard
Earl Schieb of Borg - "I'll assimilate anybody for $79.95!"
Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
Earl's Town? - Crow
Early American Danish Modern Colonial? - Tom on furniture
Early Bird Gets The Worm.. Second Mouse Always Gets The Cheese..
Early bird gets worm, second mouse gets the cheese.
Early charlie-horse research -Crow T. Robot during wrestling match
Early charlie-horse research -Crow during wrestling match
Early football had no halftime - they took breaks after each point.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious!
Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a male healthy wealthy and dead.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eye
Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Early to bed, early to rise, is a sure sign the modem is broken!
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Early to bed, early to rise, yer girl goes out with other guys.
Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out with other guys.
Early to rise and ditto to bed, makes you socially dead.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Early to rise is for the birds - I'll sleep late, thanx.
Early to rise is for the birds. I'll sleep late, thanks.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Earn big $$$ at home, just send your VISA number to me...
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends..
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
Earn cash in your spare time---blackmail friends.
Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.
Earning money would be more fun if it wasn's so taxing.
Earning money would be more fun if it wasn't's so taxing.
Earth - nice, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. - Apollo
Earth 98% Full. Please Delete Unnecessary People.
Earth 98% full delete politicians (Y,y)
Earth Force calls it a classified mission. I call it a nightmare
Earth Girls are Greasy - Crow as monster eats girl
Earth Surrender immediately or we pickle Dan Quayle - Zork Commando
Earth Vs. Soup - Crow's spec script
Earth almost full--Delete Lawyers (Y,y,y)?
Earth being taken over by Judy Garland impersonators-Crow
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton...
Earth can support 200 million in unthinkably high luxury forever!
Earth explodes at 10. Film at 11.
Earth first! We'll stripmine the galaxy later.
Earth full, Exterminate homosexuals (y/Y)
Earth full: Delete Lawyers [Y/n]
Earth full: Delete Lawyers [Y/y]
Earth is 98% full - please delete anyone you can.
Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can.
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
Earth is a beta site.
Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. -- Jeff Berner
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
Earth must keep pace. - Richard Franklin
Earth shutting down in 5 minutes.Close files and log off.
Earth shutting down in five minutes--please save all files and log out
Earth shutting down in five minutes--please save all files and log out.
Earth to Blow up at 10...Details on the 11 o'clock News!
Earth underwear! Earth underwear! - Crow on costume
Earth was interesting, and worth the money I paid for it.
Earth was not earth before her sons appeared.
Earth women should stick to their own males of the species!
Earth's all right for a visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
Earth, Air, Fire and Water Bind us to her...
Earth, air, fire and water. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Earth, air, fire, water - Bind us to her!
Earth, evaluation day # DIVIDE OVERFLOW System Halted
Earth- Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Earth: mostly harmless.
Earth: mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
Earth: (mostly) harmless.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Earth: Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)
Earth: Mostly Harmless.
Earth: a solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Earth: an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.
Earth: if you love it, leave it.
Earth? Oh, it's obstructing my view of Venus.
Earth? Oh, it's obstructing my view of Venus.
Earthlings: Send more probes. The last one was delicious!
Earthmen fear to bargain honestly.
Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
Earthquakes? We don't _have_ EARTHQUAKES in Mai...#$&*-#!~& NO CARRIER
Ease down, Thunder Cloud - Tom to his race car
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Easily amused, and laughing about it.
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett*
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities: Cora Nell
East European lingerie shows - Tom on girl wrestlers
East Side Abortion Clinic: No Fetus can Beat Us!
East credit terms available. - Satan.
East to West POW is best - and getting better!!
East to West POW is the Best!
Easter Bunny is dead...Eaten by Santa on Thanksgiving.
Easter has been canceled folks. They found the body.
Easter has been canceled; they found the body.
Easter has been cancelled - they found the body.
Easter has been cancled this year; they found the body.
Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
Easter is cancelled this year. They found the body.
Easter is cancelled this year. They've found the body.
Easter kit on sale now - two boards, three nails and a martyr.
Easter kit on sale now! Comes with 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easter kit! Comes Complete! 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easter's off, guys. They found the body.
Easterners do it in the East.
Eastman-Kodak factory explodes!!! No film at eleven!
Eastroturf: n. The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
Eastroturf: the artificial grass in Easter baskets.
Easy Action on Levity Ball.
Easy Credit Terms: Buy Now, Pay Forever! ...Satan
Easy Does It. But Do It
Easy Street is a blind alley.
Easy as 1, 2, 3! Just add water and...voila! Instant Chia Klingon!!
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust.
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
Easy cookie recipe - 1: Buy one bag of Oreo Double Stuffs
Easy cookie recipe 1: Buy one bag Oreos.
Easy credit terms available- Satan
Easy credit terms available... - Satan
Easy credit, terms available - Satan
Easy is easy to say.
Easy list.
Easy, now ... my imagination is too suggestable as it is!
Easy: a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Eat CHILLI with 2 "L's" - it's the law in Illinois
Eat Crap! 10 Trillion flies can't be wrong.
Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
Eat My Shorts
Eat Quadrotriticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat SPAM! Save the universe!!
Eat Some Fire, Scarecrow!
Eat Spam? All my intestines cried out at once!
Eat Triticale: 3.56 quadrillion Tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat Triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
Eat a *MEAL*? Not me! Not when I'm on a roll, Modeming!
Eat a LIVE frog in the morning. Nothing worse can happen!
Eat a caramel brownie today.
Eat a live frog, every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you.
Eat a live frog. Your day can only get better.
Eat a live toad before breakfast and nothing worse will happen.
Eat a live toad for breakfast, and nothing worse will happen that day.
Eat a prune. Start a movement.
Eat an animal rights activist and save a trapper's job.
Eat any good books lately -Q.
Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q
Eat any good books lately?
Eat any good books lately? - Q (to Worf)
Eat any good books lately? þ Q
Eat any good books lately?- Q in Star Trek NG
Eat at Honest Abdhul's Sushi Bar and Bait Shop.
Eat at Joe's Diner -- One Million flies can't be wrong.
Eat at Limbaugh's Chicken Diner! Serves only right wings.
Eat at Orville's.
Eat at Wintzell's Oyster House [605 Dauphin St.] in Mobile, Alabama.
Eat caribou: 200,000 wolves can't be wrong!
Eat cheese or die! -- Wisconsin State Motto.
Eat cheese or die.
Eat chocolate before you whisper to a woman!
Eat doughnuts, for they are round and all things round are good.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Eat feathers, fuzzball! - Calvin
Eat figs and prunes - Start a movement!
Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.
Eat fish twice a week.
Eat flaming death Mr. Whipple!
Eat flaming death, minicomputer mongrels!
Eat flaming plasma death, Microsoft / IBM / Novell / Borland !
Eat flaming plasma death, Microsoft!
Eat floor.
Eat floor. High fiber. -- Batman
Eat fork, buddy! - Crow as guy attacks w/forklift
Eat from the 4 food groups: caffeine, sugar, fat & starch.
Eat grass and live, or be a Hero and die!
Eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink, no sex, still die.
Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway.
Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
Eat healthy, exercise, and die anyways.
Eat healthy, stay fit, and die anyway...
Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
Eat it. Its good - Crow as guy holds up mic to mouth
Eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.
Eat magic death drow scum! (Said while a prisoner of the drow)
Eat more Possum!
Eat more fruit said Tom, with aplomb.
Eat more sheep. 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong...
Eat my Jockey briefs.
Eat my Offroads, Motorist Scum!
Eat my dust. -- overheard in a Crocus sativus field.
Eat my food, drink my beer... just don't mess with my tagline.
Eat my grape jelly.
Eat my jet fuel, mom! - Crow
Eat my shorts! - Bart
Eat my shorts, man!
Eat my shorts. Walter Matthau
Eat now, for tomorrow I diet.
Eat oatmeal...Turn your brains into mush.
Eat or be eaten. Hmmm. The law of the jungle?
Eat or be eaten. I love the law of the jungle!
Eat or be eaten. Mmmm. I love the law of the jungle!
Eat out, gain weight, adjust the scale to compensate.
Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway.
Eat prune yogurt for that "get up and go" feeling.
Eat prune yogurt for that get up and go feeling.
Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!
Eat quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Eat right and exercise...you die anyway.
Eat right, exercise ... and ... die anyway
Eat right, exercise every day, die anyway.
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Eat right, exercise, and die anyway.
Eat right, exercise...die anyway.
Eat right, get lots of exercise... die anyway.
Eat right, get lots of exercise...die anyway.
Eat right, keep fit, and die anyway!
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
Eat right. Exercise. Wear your seat belt. Die anyway.
Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway!
Eat sheep. 20,000 coyote's can't be wrong!
Eat shit -- billions of flies can't be wrong.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
Eat the rich, then take all their money- Darkwood
Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich. The poor are tough ans stringy.
Eat the women ---Axl Rose
Eat the young!
Eat tongue???.. But it's been in someone else's mouth!!!
Eat well, exercise daily and die anyway.
Eat well, stay fit and die anyways . . .
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Eat what you like and let the food fight it out -- Mark Twain
Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Eat yogurt and get some culture.
Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark!
Eat your gagh before it dies.
Eat your heart out on a plastic tray. -Sex Pistols
Eat your honey, 99 million bears can't be all wrong!
Eat your vegatables.
Eat your wheaties!
Eat your words, Riker. :-) Your ship crashed with you in command.
Eat, Drink and Be Merry....for tomorrow we DIET!
Eat, Drink, And Be Merry For Tomorrow We Diet!
Eat, Sleep & Complain: Nice to be 15...
Eat, Sleep, Eat & Complain: ...Nice to be 16...
Eat, drink and be Irish
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we Tagline.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you diet.
Eat, drink, and be guilty.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, sleep, FISH!
Eat,drink & be merry;for tomorrow we don't!(What'ja expect? Poetry?)
Eating - What is the one thing Rush Limbaugh truly does well
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia
Eating Disorders: by Anna Rexia
Eating an anchovy is like eating an eyebrow.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation
Eating doesn't make you fat. Marriage does.
Eating fish is good for the brain.
Eating horse pussy is "ponylingus."
Eating is social, but when you diet you diet alone. :( Garfield
Eating pork makes you stupid.
Eating radium has strange results, Tom said brightly.
Eating turkey! Eating cornbread! - Crow's square dance
Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly.
Eating uranium makes me feel funny, sZfOom glowingly.
Eating uranium makes me feel funny, said Tom glowingly.
Eating veggies=vegetarian; Jeffrey Dahmer=Humanitarian??
Eats anything and loves children!
Eau d'Odo: Lwaxana's favorite splash-on.
Ecapsrebyc...Cyberspace as seen by dyslexics.
Ecarey, Do you "Honor those the Dragon's heed"?..
Ecarey, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Ecce illa mammeata......Look at the hooters on that one.
Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
Ecclesiastical Infractions: by Cardinal Sin
Echo Mail is my life ... Oh god, somebody shoot me!
Echo Mail is my life ...aw god, somebody shoot me!
Echo Mail is my life Oh god, somebody shoot me!
Echo Mail is my life... Oh ghod, somebody shoot me!
Echo Mail is my life... Oh god, somebody shoot me!
Echo Mail is my lifeOh ghod, somebody shoot me!
Echo This is not a pipe. | cat - >/dev/tty.
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Echo Trek: To boldly go off topic where no one has gone before.
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Echo harmony...You play the symbols and I'll bang the drams
Echo mailEcho mailEcho mailEcho mailEcho
Echo messages show mental age, not physical age.
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
Echo: only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
EchoAnimaniacs<->TrekSpecialist!
EchoCardassianWithABigBlackDisrupter<SINGE>
EchoDS9MemberDon'tCloseTheWormholeAndQ'sSpecialAssistant!
EchoDS9StationSecurityForceDeputyEarRingCodeEagleLoopStar
EchoKlingon - The true ultimate warrior {{:-<
EchoKlingon - The true ultimate warrior {{:->
EchoMail (ek-o-mael) n. A recipe distribution system
EchoMail (ek-o-mael) n. A tagline distribution system
EchoMail doesn't exist; Sysops type all this in!
EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
EchoMail: A recipe distribution system.
EchoMindlesslyViolentSociopath.
EchoNetics: The power of electronic brain control.
EchoTaglines:JustBrokeThe10,000TaglineLimit!
EchoTermRelatorEmeritus
EchoVisciousSociopath.
EchoVoyKesKisserdAndB'ElannaHugger
EchoWDSTListenerAndAlternativeNationWatcher
Echoes between the ears.
Echoes sounding in this rock cage will not be those of happy fishing.
Echoland -- Give us your best taglines!
Echomail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!!
Echomail: cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as reliable.
Ecky Ecky Ecky pTANG Bing whing prrn zhrrn-wup
Ecky-ecky-ecky p'tang! ZOOOOOP-Boing! Ni! Ni!
Eco-Tag! - Better for the Environment!
Ecology is the study of who eats whom.
Economist /n/ someone God created to make astrologers look good.
Economists DO IT at bliss point.
Economists DO IT cyclically.
Economists DO IT on demand.
Economists DO IT risk-free (in reference to risk-free interest rate).
Economists DO IT with a dual.
Economists DO IT with crystal balls.
Economists do it at bliss point.
Economists do it cyclically.
Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box.
Economists do it on demand.
Economists do it with a dual.
Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
Economists do it with inflation.
Economists do it with interest.
Economists do it with supply and demand.
Economy bagpipes: Squeeze cat and pull its tail.
Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis
Economy isn't in a recession, it's "growth-challenged"...
Economy makes men independent.
Ed Asner on ukelele - Mike
Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
Ed McMahon just called me. Said I owed him $10 million...
Ed McMahon of Borg- You may already be assimilated!
Ed McMahon says I may OWE him 10 Million Dollars!!
Ed Meloan - U.S. FastEcho Registrations ...
Ed Stutsman: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Allen
Ed Wood caught wearing a dress? AGAIN? - Crow T. Robot
Ed Wood caught wearing a dress? AGAIN? -Crow on headlines
Ed Wood looks GREAT in panty hose - Crow
Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this - Crow T. Robot
Ed Wood?!? Nooooooooo! - Mike & Bots
Ed Wynn's def. of perpetual motion:a cow drinking a pail of milk
Ed's Radiator Shop: The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak
Ed's Radiator Shop: The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.
Ed, Go see who's at the door -Last words RUSTY & EDIE'.
Ed, go see who's at the door -- Rusty's last words
Ed, go see who's at the door. * Last words at RUSTY and EDIE'S BBS.
Ed, go see who's at the door. Last words at Rusty & Eddie's BBS.
EdMcMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"
Edam - The cheese that's made backwards.
Edam is made backwards.
Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards.
Eddie "Hot Stuff" Gilbert, Jerry "Crusher" Blackwell, R.I.P.
Eddie Haskell to the Pharaohs: Let my people go.
Eddie Murphy's Zucchini-Throwing Mama: <ZING!> <OUCH!> Call 911!
Eddie is a tender subject. Would you like another piece?
Eddie's one of our prize students - we're giving him away next week.
Eddie? That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?
Edgar F. Shannon, Jr., Pres. Univ. of Virginia, was an Eagle Scout.
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "A Zucchini tapping at my chamber door."
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "Quoth the Zucchini, nevermore."
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "The Tell-Tale Zucchini." <THUMP THUMP>
Edgar Zucchini Poe: A Zucchini tapping at my chamber door.
Edgar Zucchini Poe: Quoth the Zucchini, nevermore.
Edgar Zucchini Poe: The Tell-Tale Zucchini. <THUMP THUMP>
Edie gave me VD, took my CD and left town...
Edit, Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, Curse, [Ctrl+Alt+Del], Edit,...
Edited for television.
Edited to conform to WildNet anti-flame rule.
Editied For Brevity
Editing is a bad day. Have a sentence out.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Editing peoples TagLines has been called a most "re-wording" activity.
Edito, ergo boom - I eat, therefore I expand.
Editors do it until it fits.
Editors do it with a magic pencil.
Edlin...The kindergarten of word processors.
Edna, fight you with us on the morrow? -King Richard
Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.
Educate to elevate.
Educate, Not Legislate! Free Will and Informed People!
Education - Pounding abstract ideas into hard heads.
Education and love: The main roads to a better world.
Education can cause a woman's uterus to shrivel.
Education can train, but cannot create intelligence. - Edward M. Salt
Education can train, but not create, intelligence. - E. Sait
Education cuts don't heal!!!
Education is NOT the responsibility of the state.
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. -Norman Douglas
Education is power. Joy is vulnerability. -Dukat
Education is power. Joy is vulnerability. -Gul Dukat
Education is the best defence against the media.
Education is the best defense against the media. (and government)
Education is the best hope for a drug-free America.
Education is the one investment that means more for our future.
Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgot.
Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the memory.
Education teaches rules; Experience teaches exceptions
Education teaches us not how to earn money, but how to enjoy it.
Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
Education, not experience, comes from reading fine print.
Education: How come we have smart bombs and dumb kids?
Education: pounding abstract ideas into hard heads.
Educational Tagline: A is for Application; B is for Byte;
Edward Everrett Horton? Gentleman Jim Reeves? - Frank
Edward Hopper's Night Dorks - Tom
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
Edward Sissorhands, an early Borg prototype.
Eeaaks! There's a dead animal on my dish!
Eediot, Don't You Recognise President Willard P. Filmore! - Ren.
EeeeEEeeeewWwwwwWWWwwww... that's disgusting!!!!
EeeeeeeeUP!!! Bowling for buzzards!!! Pumbaa
Eeeeuw! You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
Eeeeuw! You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
Eeeew...I stepped in something GUI!
Eeeeww! Dog Water!
Eeeewww, yuck! |-)
Eeek!! eeeek Squeek! -> Dolphin jokes
Eeek!! eeeek Squeeke! -> Dolphin jokes
Eeek!!! Peeping dragon!!!-Animaniacs
Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to spe
Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to speak... Hi Yaw'll
Eeeyoo! Looks like God snagged - Crow on meteor storm
Eef you need something feexed, I'm Spayed. - Ren Hoek as Sam Spayed, P.I
Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
Eenie weenie chilly beany, the spirits are about to speak
Eenie, Meenie, Minie,..Hey MOE! [BLAM] <Riggs>
Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.-Bullwinkle
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirts are about to speak
Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! -- Bullwinkle Moose
Eeuuuww! You mean you actually talk on the phone?
Eeverything is proceeding as I have forseen...
Eeyore frets...the Owl pontificates...Piglet hesitates...Pooh just is!
Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
Eez beeg trouble for moose and squirrel
Eff the ineffable, scru the inscrutable.
Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Effective gun control: keeping muzzle pointed at target.
Effective gun control; use two hands.
Efficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
Egad Brain! Isn't Todd Charlton a human?
Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! This is better than a DuckTales episode! - Pinky
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
Egad! Alas! A salad age!
Egad! I can *feel* my mind boggling
Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain! - Pinky
Egad! You astound me, Brain! That's a simple task, Pinky.
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* - Pinky
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZORT* - Pinky
Egad, I believe I've blown another synapse.
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
Egads! Is NOBODY safe 'round here? - Dire Wolf
Egads! Who would ever want a FULL 64k? - Steve Jobs
Egg-Laying Giant Space Hamster.
Egg-laden rabbit who jumps off bridges: the Easter Bungee.
Egg: Premature chicken
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty.
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Mr. Dumpty.
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Mr. Humpty.
Egghead: What Mrs... Dumpty gave Mr... Humpty...
Egghead: What Ms Dumpty gave Humpty!
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Mr. Humpty.
Egghead: What Ms Dumpty gave Humpty!
Eggheads of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenson
Eggs are aborted chickens.
Eggs fried in tequila for breakfast after an all night party!
Eggs look funny til you crack them.
Eggs superglued to refrigerator egg shelf. Delete children (Y/N) ?
Eggses! EGGSES it is! - Gollum
Ego Gratification through Violence
Ego Julius Ceasar Borgorum. Vedi, Vidi, Assimilati.
Ego hatebo latinae taglineae!
Ego: Something which enables people to bear living with themselves.
Egoista - prdi iz sopstvenog zadovoljstva.
Egomaniacs don't go around talking about other people.
EgonHere's your mucus.
Egotesticle: Thinking you're more studly than you are.
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.<F. Leahy>
Egotism: Doing a crossword puzzle with a pen.
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: A person more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: Someone who is always me-deep in conversation.
Egotist: Someone who is always me-deep in conversation...
Egotist: A man who is always me-deep in conversation.
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: Someone more interested in himself than in me.
Egotist: Someone who is always me-deep in conversation.
Egotist: a person who plays too big a part in his own life.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Egotists: People more interested in themselves than in me
Egyptian back doctors are cairopractors.
Egyptian plumbing students major in Pharoh Faucets.
Egyptian tourists don't die -- they go senile.
Egyptian tourists don't die -- they go to senile.
Egyptian tourists don't die... they go senile!
Egyptians worshipped cats, and cats have not forgotten!
Eh Mister can we have our ball back?
Eh Mister, are you nursing a broken heart, then?
Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere! - Monty Python
Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!
Eh, I'll fill it anyway! (BORG will be last.)
Eh, What's up doc?
Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?
Eh, look at that talent.
Eh, pardon me for asking, but who's that little old man?
Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh --Thhhhthat's all, Folks! - Porky Pig
Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh --^Thhhhthat's all, Folks! -
Eh? That's an interesting trick! How'd you do that?
Eh? <---- LookI'm learning to speak Canadian.
Ehh ... we've evolved. - Ren
Ehhh... What's up, doc? - Bugs Bunny.
Ehhh...What's up, Helen? --Bugs Bunny.
Ehhh...What's up, Orville? --Bugs Bunny.
Ehhhh, stuff it. - Slappy
Ei 'Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e -- The X-Files
Eight pawns short of a gambit.
Eight strong men died to bring you this tagline!
Eight weeks painting the ship! - Rimmer
Eighty isn't old, if you're a tree.
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Eileen: Girl with one leg
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Bubba! Jail to the Chief!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Feuher Clinton: The final solution!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Win Feuher. CLINTON: The final solution
Ein unntz Leben ist ein frher Tod.
Einhorn is a man! Oh my GOD! - Ace Ventura
Einstein has "I before E" wrong in his own name, twice!
Einstein on a Pentium: E = MC^(1.9999999999999999998).
Einstein was a relative genius.
Einstein's my brother. He's the good looking one.
Einstein's the one who gave God the dice.
Einstien is relatively dead.
Eisen on Blair - "God, I love that boy's spunk!"
Eisenfaust - German for Dead Protagonist
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- last words of Groucho Marx
Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped. Groucho Marx's last words.
Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo
Either I'm going to kill him, or I'm starting to like him.
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either he is dead, or very, very, very sleepy.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. -- Marx
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is running MS-DOS
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is.
Either he's dead, Jim, or my watch has stopped.
Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either it's an illusion or Spielberg's head exploded.
Either its the Forth of July... or somebody is trying to kill us!
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble.
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.- Kir
Either that or it's a complete hoax invented by regulars in this echo.
Either that or you dont wash your feet enough.
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. -- last words of Oscar Wilde
Either there's a smoke bomb going off or Orville is adding toner again.
Either these curtains go or I go - Tom's pithy quote
Either this man is dead or his watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx
Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. <Groucho Marx>
Either this man's dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either this person is DEAD, or my watch has stopped!
Either this wallpaper goes or I do. - Oscar Wilde - Famous Last Words
Either way I'm scared to try it - Calvin
Either way, I've always respected you. - Franklin
Either way, there's not much time left. - Sheridan
Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted.
Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull. - Ivanova
Ej! Jel treba nekome glumac za pornice?
Ej, Manuel, strasilo se vratilo i kaze da te se ne plasi.
Ejecting! - Sheridan
Ejection seat mechanics can kick the C.O's butt and get away with it.
Ejector seats in helicopters.
Ekky-Ekky-Ekky P'Tang! ZOOOOOP-Boing! Ni! Ni!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,zoom-Boing,z'nourrwringnmmm
Ekskluzivna slika jetija na 10000 m ---->.<----
El Crow Robotus - Mike on hierglyphs that look like Crow
El Ed majors teach it by example.
El Gigante of Borg: Resistance is useless, I wan da belt!
El Kabong will kill it! - Mike on guy with guitar
El Kabong!
El amor es un camino que de repente aparece
El dondo cinemato es la preparo in moto con brio - Joel
El gato, e'moto a'moto! - Crow
El la Placido Domingo, ay Carmen Miranda - Crow
El moto brio ay chile con carne este tu Jose Puervo -Crow
El original es infiel a la traduccion. --Borges.
El que no se aventura no cruza el mar.
El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.
Elaris has smiled on me. Elaris? Patron of gamblers - Londo
Elbonics: Two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elbonics: The actions of two people fighting for one armrest.
Elbow room, elbow room, got to got to get us some elbow room!
Elbow room, elbow room, got to got to get us some elbow room...
Elbow sex!
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Elders of Borg: Everyone planned and wanted a assimilation.
Elders surgery menu: (C)hant (S)calp (V)oodoo pins (A)ssimilate!?
Eldrad MUST live!
Eleanor Roosevelt's ghost spoke to me too: She said Clinton's no FDR.
Elec Eng's do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Elect George Jetson President in 1996!
Elect Ted Kennedy--as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
Elect Ted Kennedy... as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill Clinton's chauffeur!
Elect Ted Kennedyas Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
Elect Worf in '96: A candidate with HONOR!
Elect me to Parliament. I`ve never bounced a check!
Elected officials are hired temps, "WE THE PEOPLE" rule
Electical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Election campaigning: Foreplay before you get screwed...
Election campaigning: Foreplay before you get screwed.
Election? One of those deals where they close the bars? - Barney Gumble
Elections:Advance auctions of stolen goods _ H.L. Mencken
Electric Aunt Jemima, Goddess of Love, khaki maple buckwheats ...
Electric Borg: Resistance is futile, voltage is futile, current is futile...
Electric Chair Choice.....Regular or Extra Crispy?
Electric Dreams-->Edgar-->Do NOT pour Champange on your computer!
Electric Sheep? hmmmm....That opens up a whole new avenue of thought.
Electric chair choices: Regular or Extra Crispy?
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
Electric chairs are period furniture: they finish a sentence.
Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence.
Electrical Engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse.
Electrical Engineers do it till it Hz...
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time.
Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with super position.
Electrical Engineers offer less resistance.
Electrical Engineers resonate until it hertz.
Electrical engineers DO IT with large capacities.
Electrical engineers DO IT with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical engineers DO IT with super position.
Electrical engineers deal with current events.
Electrical engineers do it 'till it Hz.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Electrician - Person who wires for money
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Electrician's breakfast - ohmlettes. - Raymond D. Love
Electrician's do it without shorts!
Electrician. A switch doctor.
Electrician: person who wires for money.
Electricians DO IT until it Hz.
Electricians DO IT with a charge!
Electricians DO IT with a spark.
Electricians are live wires!
Electricians are qualified to remove anyone's shorts!
Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts.
Electricians check your shorts.
Electricians do it 'til it Hz.
Electricians do it 'till it Hz.
Electricians do it in hot boxes!
Electricians do it just to plug it in
Electricians do it til it Hz.
Electricians do it until it Hertz.
Electricians do it until it Hertz.
Electricians do it until it Hz.
Electricians do it untill it Hz.
Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
Electricians do it with a charge!
Electricians do it with cable!
Electricians do it with shorts.
Electricians do it with shunts.
Electricians do it with spark.
Electricians do it without shorts!
Electricians get into people's shorts.
Electricians get into your shorts.
Electricity comes from electrons; morality comes from morons.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats together.
Electricity was invented by rubbing ferrets up the wrong way.
Electricity: the high priest of false security.
Electrifying puns for static minds...
Electrochemists have greater potential.
Electrocuted Chinaman: Hufukiwallsocket
Electrocuted tribble: #
Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Electroencephalographically challenged.
Electroholic ohm is too many & a trillion isnt enough-Tom
Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot?
Electronic Life = Warranty + 1 day...
Electronic Technicians do it with no shorts.
Electronic Techs do it till it Hz.
Electronic dart boards were invented just for blondes.
Electronic microorganism - computer virus.
Electronic publishing: What's my lino?
Electronics Technicians do it without shorts.
Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
Electrons do it with secret agent bonds.
Electrons do it, but they'll go to shell if they do.
Electrons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!
Electrons...cyberfyber
Electrons: What goes around comes around.
Eleemonsynary deeds have their incipience domestically.
Eleemonsynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
Elelator go down the hole! -- Baby Plucky
Elelator go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.
Elementary School - Hand Held Calculator
Elementary my dear Riker,... Sir.... Data
Elementary, my dear Riker...SIR!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Elephant (n) 1. Mouse, built to Government specifications
Elephant (n.) - Mouse built to government specs.
Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs
Elephant - Mouse built to government stantards.
Elephant --- Mouse built to Government Specs.
Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.
Elephant Graveyard - Washington, DC
Elephant in the fridge? Where? Look, footprints in the jello!!
Elephant: A mouse built to government specs!
Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications
Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. -- RAH
Elephant: a mouse built to government standards.
Elephant: a mouse: built to US Goverment specs.
Elephant: salamander designed to Mil-Spec
Elephant? Anteater? Orangutaung? Duck!? OH!!!! It's Darwin's Grabbag!!
Elephants never forget, but dead elephants tell no tales...
Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.
Elephants: more fun than a barrel o' trunkies!
Elephone: How elephants call home.
Elephone: How elephants call home...
Elevator Men DO IT up and down.
Elevator To Heaven by Led Zepplin
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor / penthouse.
Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open.
Elevator goes all the way to the top, but the door doesn't open.
Elevator men DO IT on all floors
Elevator men do it on all floors
Elevator men do it up and down.
Elevator men do it upside down!!
Elevator music: Canned and bore us.
Elevator operators do it apisdn umop.
Elevators smell different to midgets
Elevators travel in groups. Only one of them knows why.
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus.
Eleven tons of hair stolen. Police combing area.
Eleven tons of hair stolen. Police combing area.
Eleven will always be a friend of mine!
Elf, shmelf. I want a kender!
Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.
Eliashim's ViruSafe was distributed with Michelangelo.
Eliminate Prosperity: Vote Democratic
Eliminate Waste: Shoot an elected official today!
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Eliminate forgery! Ban pens!
Eliminate government waste -- No matter how much it costs!
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
Eliminate politicians-declare them game animals.
Eliminate repeat offenders: declare them game animals.
Eliminate the positive.
Eliminate waste of public money - no matter how much it costs.
Elitist Bitch Club....only Goddesses need apply!
Elixir -- What he does to ... (what, are you blushing?)
Eliza: Is it really alive, or does it just think it is?
Elizabeth Barrett Browning of Borg - How do I assimilate thee?
Elizabeth, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Elle, (n.) long and leggy with a mean set of tits - Elle McFeast
Ellie, I could just stare at your legs all day- Ian Malcom
Ellipses that touch relevance shall never touch mine ...
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Ellis Island--Remember the Dream
Ellison S. Onizuka, Astronaut, was an Eagle Scout.
Ellison S. Onizuka, who perished on the Challenger, was an Eagle Scout.
Ello. My name is Iniego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Elmer Fudd as Fweddy Kwueger: "C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize for
Elmer Fudd as Fweddy Kwueger: C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize!
Elmer Fudd was a better shotgunner than Bill Clinton.
Elmer Fudd's having a bad hare day!
Elmer Fudd: "C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize for you"
Elmer J. Picard: Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting scwewy Womuwans.
Elmo R. Zumwalt, Adm., Chief of Naval Operations, was an Eagle Scout.
Elotto...Email 6 numbers from 1 to 52, or 'Q' for Quick Pick:
Elsewhere at the airport Clu & Tab are hugging - Crow
Elsie & I are in love. You cant stop it -Mike as farm boy
Elton John's Political gala -----Live from Aspen, Colorado
Eluded the *Enterprise*?!? - Picard
Elusikey: The key that is invariably lost in the bottom of a purse.
Elusivator: Elevator door closes just before you push the call button.
Elves DO IT in fairy rings.
Elves are transporting Nazis to the moon - Tom
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Elves do it in the WEST.g
Elves do it in the trees.
Elves do it smoothly.
Elvidiot: A person who thinks Elvis is still alive.
Elvis A. Presley (Aron or Aaron?) Jesus H. Christ (nobody knows)
Elvis A. Presley (Aron or Aaron?) -- Jesus H. Christ (nobody knows)
Elvis LIVES. I'm DEAD serious.
Elvis Lives! I saw him! He was in the wax musuem! I swear it!
Elvis Sighting Hotline -- 1-800-I-C-D-KING
Elvis Stamps: Where will your mail be spotted next?
Elvis Virus: Computer becomes fat, slow and lazy
Elvis Virus: Computer becomes fat, slow and lazy...
Elvis died on the throne. He really was the King.
Elvis has been sighted on the Promenade! Or maybe it's Odo again.
Elvis has been spotted on the Promenade! Or is it Odo again?
Elvis has left the Dungeon
Elvis has left the bbs.....NO CARRIER
Elvis has left the echo.
Elvis has left the planet.
Elvis has logged off the system
Elvis has logged off the system...
Elvis has logged off.
Elvis has staggered out of the building-- Tom Servo
Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
Elvis impersonators symbolize America's slide into decadence.
Elvis is *still* dead!
Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!
Elvis is DEAD, dammit!
Elvis is DEAD, damn it!
Elvis is Dead - Belushi and Kauphman are alive and impersonating him!
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
Elvis is alive and is doing my laundry.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name @N@.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name BULLITT
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name Orville Bullitt.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name Tanya Roberton
Elvis is alive and well, living under an assumed name.
Elvis is alive and well, living under the assumed name of @N@.
Elvis is dead - bring back the Minuteman! *
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Elvis is dead and I'm not doing so great myself.
Elvis is dead, Manilow is alive -- justice?
Elvis is dead, give it up people!
Elvis is dead. Andy Kaufman is alive and impersonating him.
Elvis is dead. Get a grip.
Elvis is dead. Paul Keating's the king of rock now.
Elvis is dead...and I don't feel so good myself.
Elvis is dead: give it up.
Elvis is living under the name "All".
Elvis is too alive! He sat right next to me in the UFO.
Elvis isn't dead he's waiting for COMPSURF to finish!
Elvis isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
Elvis isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
Elvis isn't dead, he's just waiting for COMPSURF to finish.
Elvis isn't dead, he's wating for CompSurf to finish.
Elvis isn't dead. He has been assimilated.
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
Elvis lives on, in his music, movies, and a trailer park in Florida.
Elvis loves Anastasia.
Elvis may hate OS/2, but then, he's dead...just like windows.
Elvis may hate Windows, but then, he's dead...just like OS/2.
Elvis not found! (A)bort (R)etry (H)ave mercy (T)hank you very much.
Elvis sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Elvis shmelvis! Fats Domino's the king.
Elvis should be alive and Barry Manilow should be dead.
Elvis snores.
Elvis stamp = 29*, Donut = 29*, coincidence, I think not
Elvis stamp to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet.
Elvis throws another party - Tom on women wrestlers
Elvis to Mars--Kennedy's dead. I'm coming home.
Elvis to Mars. Kennedy is dead. I'm coming home.
Elvis virsus: Compuret becomes fat, slowm and lazy.
Elvis virus: only surfaces at service stations across rural America.
Elvis virus: your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs.
Elvis was last seen in my home town, driving through McDonalds...
Elvis was the first to trade arms for hostesses.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
Elvis' father, Vernon, was a drifter and moved around quite a bit.
Elvis, call home.
Elvis, please put your tray up, they're about to land the UFO.
Elvis, shmelvis! Fats Domino's the king.
Elvis. Elvis. Come home little Elvis.
Elvis: Don't be cruel to a love that's true.
Elvis? McCartney? Nah! It's Tom Sellick for me. :-)
ElvisDOS: (M)oney, (S)how, Get (R)eady, (G)o Cat go?
Elvish: The Turkish Elvis.
Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. - Tom Christiansen
Email - in one eye, out the other...
Email Returned for insufficent voltage.
Email forwarding - >e>m>a>i>l>
Email is stranger than fiction.
Email me the rules, please!
Email: Internet/Usenet Rime/Relaynet : -<CRS
EmailBoxesEtc...Passwords Passed - Email emailed - CARRIERS carried.
Emaluel Kant, was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable...
Emanual Kant was a real Pissant who was very rarely stable.
Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell WILL assimilate sinne
Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell assimilates sinners
Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell assimilates sinners.
Emasculate your computer with UNIX!
Embarassment is grabbing the wrong buns by mistake!
Embarrasing...cuticle...on...fingernail - Tom as Shatner
Embarrassed Borg watched as the Founders repossessed their cube ship.
Embrace difficulty - it takes fire to temper steel.
Embrace the essence of your youth - Course of Empire
Emergency Services BBS, Law Enforcement, EMS, Fire, Search and Rescue
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
Emergency surgery on bag lady discovers cat inside.
Emergency toolkit: duct tape, hammer, 6 pack of beer.
Emergency! Emergency! Intruder alert! -- Bashir
Emergency! Emergency! There's an emergency going on! - Holly
Emery Moorehead, Chicago Bears football player, was an Eagle Scout.
Emil's niece, in slime...
Emily Bronty-saurus - Crow
Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont.
Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont...
Emma Peel might drive an Avenger.
Emoticon: !-( Black eye
Emoticon: $-) Alex P. Keaton
Emoticon: %*@:-( Hung over
Emoticon: %-<I> Drunk with laughter
Emoticon: %-) User has been staring at screen for 15 hours.
Emoticon: %-6 User is brain dead
Emoticon: &-| Tearful
Emoticon: >:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
Emoticon: >:-< Mad
Emoticon: >:-( Mad, annoyed
Emoticon: >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark
Emoticon: <:-( Disappointed
Emoticon: <:-I User is a dunce
Emoticon: <|-) User is Chinese
Emoticon: '-) Wink
Emoticon: ((((8-) Marge Simpson
Emoticon: (-: User is left handed
Emoticon: (8-)= Sent by an owl
Emoticon: (8-o It's Mr. Bill!
Emoticon: (:-( Unsmiley frowning
Emoticon: (:-) Smiley big-face
Emoticon: (:-). Man drooling
Emoticon: (:I Egghead
Emoticon: (:\/ Sent by a duck
Emoticon: )8-) Scuba smiley big-face
Emoticon: ):-( Unsmiley big-face
Emoticon: *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
Emoticon: *) Tribble Smiley
Emoticon: *:o) Bozo the Clown!
Emoticon: +-:-) User is the Pope
Emoticon: +:-) Smiley priest
Emoticon: ,-) One eyed winking man
Emoticon: -::-) User is a punk rocker
Emoticon: -O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
Emoticon: .-{] One eyed pirate w/ moustache
Emoticon: /:-| Mr. Spock
Emoticon: 3:[ Mean Pet smiley
Emoticon: 3:[ Mean Pet smilie
Emoticon: 3:] Pet smiley
Emoticon: 7:^] Ronald Regan?
Emoticon: 8 :-) User is a wizard
Emoticon: 8-) User wears glasses
Emoticon: 8-] "wow, maaan"
Emoticon: 8-| Eyes wide with surprise
Emoticon: 8:-) Glasses on forehead
Emoticon: 8:-) User is a little girl
Emoticon: :> Midget smiley
Emoticon: :< Midget unsmiley
Emoticon: :<) User is from an Ivy League school
Emoticon: :'-( User is crying
Emoticon: :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
Emoticon: :( Sad
Emoticon: :) Happy
Emoticon: :) Midget smiley
Emoticon: :* Kisses
Emoticon: :*> cat
Emoticon: :*) User is drunk
Emoticon: :+( Punched nose, hurt
Emoticon: :,( Crying
Emoticon: :-! foot in mouth
Emoticon: :-# My lips are sealed
Emoticon: :-# User wears braces
Emoticon: :-#| Smiley face with bushy mustache
Emoticon: :-$ Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
Emoticon: :-% Smiley banker
Emoticon: :-& User is tongue tied.
Emoticon: :-> Hey, hey!
Emoticon: :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark
Emoticon: :-< Moustache
Emoticon: :-' Smoker
Emoticon: :-( Frowning smilie.
Emoticon: :-( ) you backed your car over my toe
Emoticon: :-) Your basic smiley.
Emoticon: :-)( Mixed Emotion Smiley
Emoticon: :-)-8 User is a Big girl
Emoticon: :-)8 Sent by gentleman (bow tie)
Emoticon: :-)=--- Man with a tie
Emoticon: :-)~ User drools
Emoticon: :-* Oops!
Emoticon: :-* User just ate something sour
Emoticon: :-, "Hmmmm "
Emoticon: :--) Jamie Farr (Clinger from M*A*S*H)
Emoticon: :-/ User is skeptical
Emoticon: :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
Emoticon: :-1 Smiley bland face
Emoticon: :-6 Smiley sticking out Tongue
Emoticon: :-7 Smiley after a wry statement
Emoticon: :-8( Condescending stare
Emoticon: :-9 User is licking his/her lips
Emoticon: :-: Mutant Smiley
Emoticon: :-=) Older smiley with mustache
Emoticon: :-? Sherlock Holmes with a calabash
Emoticon: :-? User smokes a pipe
Emoticon: :-@ User is screaming
Emoticon: :-C User is really bummed
Emoticon: :-D User is laughing (at you!)
Emoticon: :-E Bucktoothed vampire
Emoticon: :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
Emoticon: :-I Hmm
Emoticon: :-I Indifferent smiley.
Emoticon: :-O Shouting.
Emoticon: :-P Nyah, nyah
Emoticon: :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation
Emoticon: :-Q User is a smoker
Emoticon: :-S User just made an incoherent statement
Emoticon: :-Y A quiet aside
Emoticon: :-[ Pouting
Emoticon: :-[ User is a Vampire
Emoticon: :-\ Undecided smiley
Emoticon: :-] Smiley blockhead
Emoticon: :-` Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
Emoticon: :-d Lefty smiley razzing you
Emoticon: :-e Disappointed smiley
Emoticon: :-j Left smiling smiley
Emoticon: :-k Beats me, looks like something, though.
Emoticon: :-l Y. a. s.
Emoticon: :-o Yawn
Emoticon: :-p Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
Emoticon: :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
Emoticon: :-s Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
Emoticon: :-x "My lips are sealed" smiley
Emoticon: :-x Kiss kiss
Emoticon: :-z Y.a.c.s.
Emoticon: :-{ Mustache
Emoticon: :-{ Smiley variation on a theme
Emoticon: :-{)> User has moustache & goatee
Emoticon: :-{)} User has moustache & beard
Emoticon: :-{} User wears lipstick
Emoticon: :-| "Have an ordinary day" smiley
Emoticon: :-| Grim
Emoticon: :-|| Anger
Emoticon: :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
Emoticon: :-} Beard - or - Wry grin smiley.
Emoticon: :-~) User has a cold
Emoticon: :::::::-) Insect
Emoticon: := | Baboon
Emoticon: :=) User has two noses
Emoticon: :C What?
Emoticon: :D Laughter
Emoticon: :I Hmmm...
Emoticon: :O Yelling
Emoticon: :[ Real Downer
Emoticon: :] Gleep
Emoticon: :^) tongue in cheek
Emoticon: :{ What?
Emoticon: ;-) Winking smiley
Emoticon: =) Variation on a theme...
Emoticon: =8-O Scared surfer dude
Emoticon: =:-) Smiley punk-rocker
Emoticon: =:-O scared me too
Emoticon: =|:-)|= American Uncle Sam Smiley.
Emoticon: @:-) User is wearing a turban
Emoticon: @= User is pro-nuclear war
Emoticon: B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
Emoticon: B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
Emoticon: B:-) Sunglasses on head
Emoticon: C=:-) User is a chef
Emoticon: E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
Emoticon: K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beanie
Emoticon: O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
Emoticon: O-) User in scuba gear
Emoticon: X-( User just died
Emoticon: [:-) User is wearing walkman
Emoticon: [:-] sent by a robot
Emoticon: [] Hugs
Emoticon: d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
Emoticon: s:^D "Great! I like it!"
Emoticon: {:-) User wears a toupee
Emoticon: |-) Geordie LaForge smiley
Emoticon: |-I User is asleep
Emoticon: |-O User is yawning/snoring
Emoticon: |-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
Emoticon: |~( "Someone just busted my nose"
Emoticon: }:-( Toupee in an updraft
Emoticon: :*> cat
Emotion transmitted, Emotion recieved...-RUSH Chemisty
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Emotion, like toxic waste, can only be buried so long.
Emotionally stimulating: annoying
Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist. -- Dr. Forrester
Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist. --The Rani AND Dr. Forrester
Emotions are for ethnic people - Crow
Empaths do it with feeling.
Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP!
Emperor of Borg: Young Jedi..You..Will..Be..Assimilated .. ZZAAPP!
Empiricists do it by trial and error.
Employ wisdom, patience, and a hammer when dealing with computers.
Employee of the Month isn't all ham and plaques! - Mr. Burns
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Employees are not allowed to use the Gamma Radiation Lab to heat their lunches.
Employees may not exchange vacation days. The Management.
Employees must wash hands before touching taglines.
Employers do it to employees.
Employers not pay if they give power and self-fulfillment
Employers not pay if they give power and self-fulfillment.
Employment Act of 1990. Windows 95 = Digital Spam. Windows 95 Sucks
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living.
Employment tip #127: Never take a beer to a job interview.
Emptiness is filling me...
Empty altar awaits its victim, stained glass windows black
Empty barrels make the most noise.
Empty calories: A hollow chocolate bunny?
Empty net goals are for Homos - Al Iafrate
Empty vessels make the most sound.
Emulate a 4.77 Mhz 8088 on your 486' - run WINDOWS!
Emulate an XT: run Windows on your 486!
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Emulate: (v.) to simulate hardware glitches with software bugs.
Emulate: To simulate hardware glitches with software bugs
En Garde!: Drew Blood
En Garde!: Drew Blood*
En Garde!: by Drew Blood
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
En-uff with the Taglines already!!! - Slappy Squirrel
En-uff with the recipes already!!! - Slappy Squirrel
En-uff with the singin' already!!! - Slappy Squirrel
Enclosed is one zipped packet of Northern Detroit suburbia cold snap.
Encounters with death and danger are only adventures to the survivors.
Encrypted Tagline - ^@#$^%*EbA.cw+|_+&^%##!
Encrypted recipe - ^@#$^%*EbA.cw+|_+&^%##!
Encrypted? Naaahhhh, just line noise. 8-)
Encryption: Encoding technique used in Computer Manuals.
Encryption: Writing technique used in computer manuals.
Encyclopaedia for sale. Not needed. Willow knows everything.
Encyclopedia Britannica Boy must die!
Encyclopedia Britannica guy - this kid needs a serious beating.
Encyclopedia for sale. Not needed. I know everything!!
End Barry's log StarDate 9730.37.
End Deficit Spending: Fire Congress & Start Over.
End Tagline construction. The State of Michigan thanks you!
End Tagline construction. The State of Florida thanks you!
End Tagline construction. The State of Maryland thanks you!
End Tagline construction. The State of New Jersey thanks you!
End User: one who doesn't understand the first thing about Programming.
End discrimination -- Hate everybody!
End of Message - Stop reading.
End of Message - Stop reading. No, really, STOP!
End of Transmission from the Klingon Empire!
End of moral lecture. Back to weirdness.
End of recipe file. Restart, or try something original?
End of season sale at the cerebral department. -- Gareth Blackstock
End of session - Connected at 230.000 V90bis
End of story...
End of tagline file. Restart, or try something original?
End of the world in 18 minutes. Online time adjusted.
End prison overcrowding; execute all deathrow inmates.
End rush-hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry!
End to car-jackings: smile, agree, then use swift and deadly force.
End transmission ........ ^&#^_&$(@! NO SUB-SPACE CARRIER ..
End up at the Frances Farmer motel - Tom to Joel
End welfare, start with Congress first.
End your OS/2 installation hassles...run a Mac.
End! End! End the film! Get it off the screen! -Tom sings
End! End! End! We're gonna leave anyway -Mike after movie
End-of-file on the fortune file. Guess that tells you something, eh?
End-of-month report halted. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume
Endangered list: Respect for others, freedom from religion.
Endangered list: Morals, Family Values, Telling the Truth
Endeavor to live so that even the undertaker will be sorry.
Endinky: A pen that just ran out of ink.
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
Endless Love : Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Endless Love: Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles playing tennis.
Endless fun: Slinkys on up escalators!
Endless loop: see Loop, endless.
Endless love: Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles in tennis.
Endless love: Tennis between Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles...
Endless love? Steve Wonder & Ray Charles playing tennis
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Endocannibalism: the result of a really hungry cannibal.
Endofthoughtbuggeroff!
Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!!
Enema (def.) - not a friend.
Enema - not your Aunt from Kansas.
Enema -- not a friend
Enema: Not a friend.
Enema: Not a friend...
Enemies are not those who hate us, but rather those whom we hate.
Enemy lock-on! I'm Hit! Flame-out! E-j-e-c-t-i-n-g-!
Enemy, Enemy when will i see. Enemy, Enemy RIP
Enemy: Anyone who tells the truth about you.
Energiser Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Energize Hey! Where did that RABBIT come from???
Energize Mr Scott. Hey...where'd this bunny come from??
Energize said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.
Energize said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
Energize the liberal shields Mr. Spock.
Energize! Hey, where did the pink bunny with the drum come from?
Energize! Hey, where'd that pink bunny come from?
Energize! OH NO! *BOOM*BOOM*BOOM* I HATE that bunny!
Energize! [pink bunny materializes on transporter pad] CUT!
Energize! said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
Energize! said Picard and the pink bunny appeared.
Energize! said Picard.. and a pink bunny appeared....
Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
Energize!...Hey, where'd that bunny come from?
Energize, Scotty. Hey...where'd this bunny come from??
Energize, said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
Energize, said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
Energize. Hey! Where'd that bunny come from?
Energize... Hey! Where did that RABBIT come from???
Energize........Hey, where'd that pink bunny come from?
Energize....Hey! Where the hell did that rabbit come from?
Energize...Hey! Where'd that bunny come from?
Energize...Hey! Where did that bunny come from?
EnergizeHey! Where did that RABBIT come from???
Energizer Borg: Still assimilating and assimilating and assimilating
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery...Film at 11.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with assult with battery. *
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
Energizer Bunny force fed Kaopectate! Finally
Energizer Bunny force fed Kaopectate, finally stops going...
Energizer Bunny keeps going, and going, and going . . .
Energizer Bunny released on bail of 30,000 NiCads.
Energizer Bunny slaughtered. No investigation planned.
Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going, and going.
Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going, and going...
Energizer Tagline: it keeps going and going and going.
Energizer bunny arrested - Charged with batteries
Energizer bunny arrested for battery -- film at eleven.
Energizer bunny has dysentery. Keeps going & going & g...
Energizer bunny minister: Marriages keep going & going...
Energizer bunny still missing. Search party keeps going and going and
Energizer recipe: it keeps going and going and going.
Energizer. It keeps going and go(**BLAMM BLAMM**).. not f***'n likely
Energy = (your mass) x (what time you went to bed last night)ý
Energy and PERSISTENCE will conquer all things.
Energy and persistence conquer all thing. * Franklin
Energy derives from both the + and negative
Enforce your right to steal. Get on welfare.
Enga...What's that rabbit doing on my bridge?
Engage THIS!
Engage Warp 33.6. Make it so!
Engage brain before engaging fingers!
Engage brain before operating mouth.
Engage brain before touching keyboard.
Engage panic Circuits. Panic circuits engaged. AAARRRGh! --Kryten.
Engage the Croaking Device!-Teenage Mutant Ninja Romulans
Engage! ...and hand me a pack of camels.
Engage, Mr Crusher! (Wesley lunges for Troi)
Engage, Warp 6... No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!
Engaged in the passive overthrow of the U.S. government
Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffer-ring.
Engaging in an involuntary protein spill (George Carlin)
Engine builders DO IT without missing a stroke.
Engine builders do it without missing a stroke.
Engine by LaForge, 0 to warp 9 in under 15 seconds.
Engine by LaForge: From 0 to light speed in 6 seconds.
Engineer will program your VCR. Only $70 per hour.
Engineer's do it with the right tool for the right job!
Engineer's mathematics: 2 + 2 approx equals 5 plus/minus 3.8
Engineer's mathematics: 2 + 2 approx equals 5 plus/mius 3.8
Engineer-He who is told to do list processing in fortran.
Engineer: Someone who would write a word processor in FORTRAN.
Engineering is the science of "CLOSE ENOUGH".
Engineering sex manual - 1) In. 2) Out. [NOTE:Repeat if necessary.]
Engineering to Bridge! Captain! Antimatter contain... NO CARRIER
Engineering, this is the Captain Picard...more Nitro!!!
Engineering, you guys fix the coffee routine yet?
Engineers DO IT at calculated angles.
Engineers DO IT in practice.
Engineers DO IT to a first order approximation.
Engineers DO IT with less energy and greater efficiency.
Engineers are better by design.
Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
Engineers charge by the hour.
Engineers do it any way they can.
Engineers do it by calculation and design using A LOT of stress.
Engineers do it by calculation and design.
Engineers do it from all angles.
Engineers do it in Mudd.
Engineers do it in practice.
Engineers do it mechanically.
Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot.
Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
Engineers do it to maximum stress loads.
Engineers do it to specifications.
Engineers do it with a first order approximation.
Engineers do it with precision.
Engineers know that 2 + 2 does not equal 4!
Engineers never die They just lose their tolerance.
Engineers work hard to keep their Erections up!
Engineers...the Klingon answer to "Red Shirts".
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
England and NZ - Separated by a common language!
England has civilization but no culture.
English DO IT with an accent.
English coffee tastes like water squeezed out of a sleeve.
English department busted by DEA! They were hooked on phonics.
English is spoken by Klingons with no other humans around - 2 drinks!
English is wonderful, used correctly
English is wonderful, when used correctly.
English major at large...film at 11.
English majors DO IT with an accent.
English majors DO IT with style.
English majors do it with an accent.
English majors do it with style.
English teachers DO IT with dangling participles.
English word for Sushi? BAIT
English: The Borg of languages.
English? You use English? Where'd you get your compiler?
Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar.
Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar.
Englishmen do it with an accent.
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
Enigmatic bastard, isn't he? - Crow
Enjoy Coca-Cola.
Enjoy Life! You don't get any refunds.
Enjoy it while it lasts, astro boy-toy! -- Dr. Forrester
Enjoy life - you could have been a barnacle.
Enjoy life ... moderation is for monks!
Enjoy life this is not a rehearsal.
Enjoy life to the fullest "KILL AN AMWAY SALESMEN TODAY!"
Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
Enjoy life, this is not a rehearsal.
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Enjoy life. Moderation is for monks.
Enjoy me, I may never pass this way again.
Enjoy my amrpit - Tom as girl hugs guy
Enjoy my profile, won't you? - Tom/#606
Enjoy real maple syrup.
Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!
Enjoy the hoary netherworld out there - Tom
Enjoy the light and reflect it as desired!
Enjoy the search - you can only find them once.
Enjoy the sex act before Congress repeals it!
Enjoy this tribute to wide, white bodies! - Mike
Enjoy this weekend's Par-Tay!! Hope you have a Howling Good Time!!
Enjoy while you can, one day everybody have a modem.
Enjoy your day before someone comes along and messes it up.
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
Enjoy yourself @N@! These are the good old days you'll miss soon.
Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all.
Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy someone else.
Enjoy! Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict*.
Enjoying a good sense of the inevitable.
Enjoying all that's obscene... born of fire!
Enjoying my usual can of Guinness Stout. (So..it's a 15.5 GALLON can)
Enlightenment Happens?
Enlightenment comes from the journey, not the destination.
Enlightenment is only a state of mind.
Enoch to God: "Hey, where's everybody going??"
Enough Television - Go Read a Book.
Enough already!
Enough games Sir Thomas Serveau, smooch me! Smooch me!
Enough good people have already died; I won't help kill another.
Enough is whatever you say it is.
Enough of that - got carried away with it. :)
Enough of this! #TN#, release him!
Enough of this! Darth, release him!
Enough of this! Release him!
Enough of this! Bullitt, release him!
Enough of this! Orville, release him!
Enough of words ... satis verborum
Enough of your bald person jokes, Q. --Picard
Enough of your touchy feely crap, Nelson! -- Dr. Forrester
Enough of your touchy-feely crap, Nelson! - Dr. F
Enough people have played with my brain already this year - Sinclair
Enough research will tend to support your theory
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enough technical stuff! Let's eat!
Enough technical stuff! Let's talk about sex!
Enough to keep me going while the rest are cooking.
Enough with Joey The Lemur! - Mike to Mads
Enough with the gratuitous cameos! - Slappy Squirrel
Enough with the taglining already! - Slappy Squirrel
Enough with the witty, articulate reparte' - Crow
Enough! Where's my Smith-Corona manual?
Enough! Where's my slide rule?
Enough.... with.... Joey... the Lemur!!!!!! - Captain Mike
Enquiring Minds Wanna Know: Is Bill Clinton really Elvis?
Enquiring Minds Wanna Know: Is Bill Clinton really braindead?
Enquiring Minds Wanna Know: Is Bill Clinton really Elvis?
Enquiring Minds Wanna Know: Is Bill Clinton really brain dead?
Enquiring Minds want to KNOW!
Enquiring hentai wanna know...
Enquiring minds already think they know!
Enquiring minds are very irritating and I have one.
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Enquiring minds want to know!
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.
Enrol Barney in any public high school across America.
Enrole now at Dan Quayle's Skool of Spellen!
Enroll Barney in any public high school across America.
Ens. Crusher, check that leaking warp core please.
Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk
Ensign #AL#, Lay in a course for the nearest Star Base, Engage.
Ensign @FN@, Set in a course for the nearest bar. Engage.
Ensign Alf just asked the replicator for a live cat!
Ensign Bennett, Set in a course for the nearest KFC, Engage
Ensign Bullitt walk into a open turbolift.
Ensign Bullitt, Security Override!
Ensign Bullitt, Set in a course for the nearest KFC, Engage.
Ensign Bullitt, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage.
Ensign Bullitt, Set in a course for the nearest Taco Bell, Engage.
Ensign Bullitt, step on that rock! --Kirk.
Ensign Bullitt, you have the bridge.
Ensign Bullitt... engage.
Ensign Cajones approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.
Ensign Clampett? He's Jed, Jim.
Ensign Crusher - you'll go blind doing that!
Ensign Crusher to Transporter Room. (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)
Ensign Crusher! Stop playing Pacman on the helm!
Ensign Crusher, check that leaking warp core please.
Ensign Crusher, check that leaking warp core.
Ensign Crusher, check that leaky warp core please.
Ensign Crusher, here is your mop and bucket
Ensign Crusher, please report for a good smacking-around!
Ensign Crusher, report to the poop deck, bring your shovel.
Ensign Crusher, wipe that annoying smirk off your face. - Picard
Ensign Davids, do you realize you were doing Warp 9.6 in a Warp 5 zone
Ensign Dracula; He's Undead, Jim!
Ensign Editor? He's TED, Jim!
Ensign Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk
Ensign Expendable, step on that rock.
Ensign Expendable. Go see what that pulsing light is! --Kirk
Ensign Expendible, go look behind that rock!
Ensign Flintstone? He's Fred, Jim.
Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty.
Ensign Foster, check that leaky warp core .
Ensign Gibbs approaches Dr. Crusher with caution....
Ensign Hovis? He's BREAD, Jim!
Ensign Jethro Bodine. He's dim, Jed.
Ensign Kennedy? He's Ted Jim.
Ensign Lobster is boiling mad, Bones. He's red, Jim.
Ensign Orville walk into a open turbolift.
Ensign Orville, Security Override!
Ensign Orville, Set in a course for the nearest KFC, Engage.
Ensign Orville, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage.
Ensign Orville, Set in a course for the nearest Taco Bell, Engage.
Ensign Orville, step on that rock! --Kirk.
Ensign Orville, you have the bridge.
Ensign Orville... engage.
Ensign Pecan approaches Dr. Crusher with Caution.
Ensign Phoebus has been in the sun too long. He's red, Jim.
Ensign Pillsberry? He's BREAD, Jim!
Ensign Pillsbury. He's bread Jim.
Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim!
Ensign Pilsbury? He's Bread, Jim.
Ensign Ro assimilated=Bajoran Borg!
Ensign Ro has been confined to her quarters - Picard
Ensign Ro has educated me - Picard
Ensign Ro meets the Borg: Bajoran Borg.
Ensign Ro, that's enough! My quarters, 5 minutes! Riker
Ensign Ro,Ro,Row your boat quickly off our TV screen.
Ensign Ro--Staff bull dyke of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Ensign Rosebud? "He's SLED, Jim!"
Ensign Seymour Butts to the bridge... Hey, wait...
Ensign Singer Make it sew.
Ensign Singer... Make it sew.
Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me?
Ensign Spoken? He's SAID, Jim!
Ensign Stalin? He's RED, Jim!
Ensign Steven, do you realize you were doing Warp 9.6 in a Warp 5 zone
Ensign Stuffed? He's FED, Jim!
Ensign Sulu.... turn the WHINE deflectors to maximum
Ensign Tip-Top? He's bread Jim.
Ensign Toonces take the helm.....LOOK OUT!!!^%#^#%#@$%NO CARRIER
Ensign Toonces, take the helm....LOOK OUT!!!
Ensign Toones, take the helm...LOOK OUT!!!
Ensign Walnut approaches Doctor Crusher with caution ...
Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.
Ensign Walnut aproaches Dr Crusher with caution...
Ensign Walnut cautiously approaches Dr. Crusher.
Ensign Zeppelin? He's LED, Jim!
Ensign report to the torpedo tubes immediately.
Ensign, Engage!
Ensign, Set in a course for the nearest KFC...Engage...
Ensign, check that leaking warp core please. From the inside.
Ensign, did you install the new computer? EISA!
Ensign, engage datasuck mode!
Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP!
Ensign, report to the torpedo tubes! Now!!
Ensign, set course at warp 9.99999999999999999999999999999999999, engage!
Ensign, set phasers to maximum. Shoot to kill.
Ensign, try manual override. "Sir, that trick NEVER works!"
Ensign, you may impress *me*. - Worf
Ensigns of the Week, and the ones who love them .. on the next Oprah!
Enslavement is like old age .... it creeps up on you.
Entemology? Oh, she wants to be a chef! - Nog
Enter Rush Limbaugh in the Macy's Parade - He's self-inflating!
Enter a 12-digit prime number to continue.
Enter a prime directive number larger then 2^216 - 1 to continue
Enter a prime number larger then 2^216 - 1 to continue
Enter a spelling bee? Nah, I can't spell worth a shirt.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
Enter any 12 digit prime number to continue.
Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
Enter any twelve-digit prime number to continue
Enter nail here [ ] for new monitor.
Enter not into the path of the wicked - Proverbs 4:14
Enter password:5668 error password:axe thank you for calling...
Enter password:5668 error password:shotgun thank you...
Enter password:5668 error password:virus thank you for...
Enter that again, just a little slower.
Enter these enchanted woods, You who dare. -- G. Meredith
Enter to the realm of Satan!
Enter your personal identification number.
Entered 01:23:23 on 27
Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@
Entered: 01-01-1980 at 00:00-I GOTTA get me a new battery
Entering Washington, D.C. - - - no experience necessary.
Enterprise ===__-+- Klingon BoP *-=/__
Enterprise News: Borg Destroyed After Absorbing Windows
Enterprise to Clinton; over;clk;clk; Nobody there, Jim.
Enterprise weapons error (R)etry (A)ttack console (L)eave for DS9
Enterprise, I'm Captain Norm Peterson of the USS Cheers.
Enterprise, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
Enterprise, switch to a coded channel so they won't find out who I am.
Enterprise. Medical emergency. Transport one directly to sickbay.
Enterprise. Medical emergency. Transport one tagline directly to sick ba
Enterprise...And win a Corporation.
Enterprise: OS/2 v9.1. Ferengi: Windows NT.
Enterprise?! Enterprise?! Do you read -- [NO CARRIER].
Entertaining hope, means recognising fear. Robert Browning
Entertainment, See dis? Comics www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comics
Entertainment: Comics www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comics
Enthuselast: A bungee jumper.
Enthusiasm for a cause sometimes warps judgment.
Enthusiass: Infomercial host.
Enthusiastic errors are better than wise indifference.
Entomologists DO IT with bugs.
Entomologists DO IT with insects.
Entomologists do it with bugs.
Entomologists do it with insects.
Entomology: I fear no weevil.
Entranced by lucid visions of paradise in flames.
Entree: Awesome Possum
Entree: Cheap Sheepz
Entree: Chunk of Skunk
Entree: Cocker Cutlets
Entree: Collie hit by a trolley
Entree: Flat Cat served single or stacked
Entree: German Sheperd Pie
Entree: Narrow Sparrow
Entree: Pit Bull Pot Pie
Entree: Poodle 'N' Noodles
Entree: Rack of Raccoon
Entree: Rigor Mortis Tortoise
Entree: Road Toad a la Mode
Entree: Round of Hound
Entree: Shake 'N' Bake snake
Entree: Shar-Pei Filet
Entree: Slab of Lab
Entree: Smear of Deer
Entree: Smidgen of Pigeon
Entree: Snippet o' Whippet
Entree: Swirl of Squirrel
Entree: The Chicken Tha didn't cross the road.
Entrepreneurs DO IT with creativity and originality
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality.
Entropy -- I have the +8 Vorpal Avenger, now what?
Entropy ain't what it used to be.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Entropy increases, as evidenced by mismatched socks.
Entropy isn't what is used to be.
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Entropy isn't what it used to be!
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be!
Entropy requires no maintenance!
Entropy: For That Run-Down Feeling.
Entropy: it's just not what it used to be.
Entymologists do it with bugs.
Enveloptic: Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see what's beyond.
Environmental condoms: Do you want paper or plastic?
Environmental condoms: Y'want paper or plastic?
Environmental condoms: Ya' want paper or plastic?
Environmental condoms;y'want paper or plastic
Environmentalist wacko's ultimate goal: eliminate humanity.
Environmentalists -- modern LUDDITES!
Environmentalists DO IT until it is green.
Environmentally correct human - dead
Envirowacko Gump: Do you know how many trees were killed for that BOX?
Envy and wrath shorten the life. - Ecclesiasticus 30:24
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
Enzya Kulta En Et Un Kolta.
Epilogue in ten seconds - Magic Voice
Epistle: What apostle's are always firing off.
Epitaph for an Atheist: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm Bones, Jim!"
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm Bones, Jim!"
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"
Epitaph on a gravestone: "CHEERIO, SEE YOU SOON."
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
Epitaph on a gravestone: If this were a real tagline it would be funny
Epitaph: Your last chance to leave a good tagline.
Epitaph: So then I says, How do I know you're the real angel of death?
Epitaphs: Taglines for tombstones.
Epoch: the sound made by a hen
Epwo m-baa pokin in-gitin'got (Everything has an end) -- Maasai saying
Equal Opportunity Employer [Translation: White males need not apply]
Equal Opportunity Employer = White males need not apply.
Equal Opportunity Tagline
Equal Opportunity does NOT equal Equal Outcome.
Equal Opportunity: Only register men for potential death.
Equal bytes for women.
Equal numbers of men and women experience depression
Equal numbers of men and women experience depression.
Equal opportunity annoyer...
Equal opportunity employer: Who here is equal?
Equal opportunity heretic.
Equal rights are not special rights.
Equal rights for pigs! -- Mike Nelson
Equal rights, not special rights.
Equal time for Penguins!
Equality in war: Men die, women work in factories
Equality in war: Men die, women work in factories.
Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills
Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills.
Equality involves equal options and equal obligations
Equality involves equal options and equal obligations.
Equality is earned with sweat, not tears.
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
Equality of the sexes means being able to call men sluts.
Equality, I spoke the word, as if a wedding vow.--Bob Dylan
Equality. No more, No less. NOW!!!
Equality......when's it coming?
Equatt: Pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.
Equatt: pasttime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.
Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
Equinox Procession
Er uhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. --Barclay of Borg.
Er um. WellHow do you define "Logical"? <G>
Er, Run Everything.BAT yup i got it.
Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'?
Er, how about "A Sale of Two Titties?"
Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'?
Er, it's time to stop feeding those tribbles!
Er, oh goodness, no! No, I thought I'd fight with the enemy! -Edmund
Er, that's nothing to *brag* about, is it???? <BEG>
Er... A-Hem. Nothing, nothing... Nevermind. ;)
Er... Said *WHAT*?? ;)
Er... well... If you put it *that* way.. then you're right... - TEC
Eradicate belligerent nationalism: FLUSH RUSH (Limbaugh)
Eradicate the killer weed - tobacco!
Eradication of earth's population loves...Polaris.
Erase c:\reality.sys Copy a:\trek\*.* c:\
Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!!-MP
Ere, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!
Erection (n): Vote in new government! U no speak Engrish?
Erection Set... It is amazing what you and a wench can do.
Erection: When the Japanese vote.
Erections, they're there to tell ya when a man is thinking ;)
Erections: There to tell ya when a man is thinking.
Ereshkigal: Sumero-Babylonian goddess of the nether world.
Erg Raiders: Scourge on the face of decency.
Ergonomic Keyboard...a keyboard with all the carpal removed.
Erhardt:Get the boss! * Crow:You mean Bruce Springsteen?
Eric Biesterfeld is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.
Eric Biesterfeld is actually an AVID Rush Limbaugh fan.
Eric Hamel is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers.
Eric Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.
Eric by Terry Pratchett
Eric the half-a-bee..." - Monty Python
Eric!!! It's Loot, Pillage and THEN burn....Stupid berserkers....
Eris is the one true goddess and Murphy is her consort
Eris loves me, this I know. Principia tells me so!
Eris? I don't need Eris, I have kids.
Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge...
Ernest Borgnine IS Gamera - Tom
Ernest of Borg - "Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?"
Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
Ernestine...The antithesis of the Automatic Dialer.
Ernestine...The original Voice Mail voice for Ma Bell.
Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.
Erogenous zone: [n] The skin you touch to love.
Eros is the TRUE God! (Relax, man, it's just a tagline!)
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
Erotic - using a goose feather. Kinky - using the whole goose!
Erotic and Sexy is a woman who knows she is.
Erotic, Exotic and a Little Psychotic!
Erotic, exotic, and a wee bit psychotic....
Erotic, exotic, and a wee bit psycotic...
Erotic: Use a feather. Pornographic: Use a whole chicken
Erotic: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses whole chicken.
Erotic: using a feather. Kinky: using the whole duck.
Erotic: using a feather. Kinky: using the entire chicken.
Erotic: using a feather. Kinky: using the whole duck.
Erotic: using a goose feather. Kinky: using the whole goose!
Eroticize Intelligence.
Err..., is this, like, a tagline or something? Ha..haha....
Errar e humano, disse o pato saindo de cima da galinha.
Errection: Living proof that what goes up - must come down.
Errections, they're there to tell ya when a man is thinking
Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Erroneous error; nothing's wrong!
Error Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
Error Unable to come up with a new tagline
Error Unable to exit windows.....try the door.
Error Unable to insert witty tagline.
Error # 274: This is a C compiler. Pascal is one \ over.
Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error #0102: Twit filter full, (A)bort (L)og-off ?
Error #0132: WINDOWS NOT FOUND. (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error #0216: Tagline out of paper
Error #0754: Cannot locate error message for ERROR #0392
Error #0: General Stupidity Error Reading MESSAGE.TXT
Error #1070: Sysop late for work
Error #13: Insufficient User IQ.
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error #216: Tagline out of paper.
Error #22780 - Wow, I'm impressed!
Error #2: ERRERS intead of ERRORS
Error #3321: CPU doped, please remove HEROIN.EXE from memory
Error #56: Nut loose on keyboard!
Error #56: Operator out of coffee. Operator halted.
Error #666: Computer posessed!
Error #91: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error #9999: All recipes snagged, none left.
Error #9999: All taglines stolen none left.
Error $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see Error $2#5.
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Error (fatal): nut loose on keyboard!
Error - I)gnore, R)eboot, C)all Laura Palmer
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y,N)
Error - This message was rejected by @TFName's Mail Reader.
Error - This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.
Error - This message was rejected by Orville's Mail Reader.
Error - This message was rejected by Ray's Mail Reader
Error - [A]bort [R]etry [F]ake like it's working
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake it
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake it like it's working...
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error 00 : Call customer service for a laugh
Error 0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error 0005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Error 0014: Nonexistent error. This can't really be happening.
Error 0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error 0023: Mouse dead...computer in mourning.
Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
Error 009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
Error 0096: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error 009: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what.
Error 00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More! Window
Error 0121: Unknown command "Tagline."
Error 012: TOO MANY DISKS IN DRIVE
Error 014 - Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Error 0141: Too many errors.
Error 0144: Bit bucket overflow.
Error 015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error 0167: Windows loaded..... system in danger.
Error 020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.
Error 102: Goldfish in power supply.
Error 119...Twit Filter Full. Delete This Echo? (Y/N)
Error 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
Error 141: Too many errors.
Error 1424: Reserved for future errors.
Error 144: Bit bucket overflow.
Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the DOOR.
Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error 1511: Brain Offline.
Error 189 - Keyboard Error [Press F1 to resume]...
Error 19F: Out of taglines.
Error 1: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error 2095: Tagline out of paper.
Error 216: Tagline out of paper
Error 23123: Don't look at me, I didn't do it.
Error 23: Mouse dead...computer in mourning
Error 2469: Tagline outta paper.
Error 24: File Handle Broke Off!
Error 255: File Handle broken
Error 256: Programmer Deleted.
Error 27: Program MAY be infected with a virus.
Error 3032 - Recursion error, see error 3032!
Error 3715: Hard drive on fire
Error 45.61 Documentation is missing.
Error 51: The Network Request Was Too Stupid.
Error 6 Tagline not funny. Operator deleted.
Error 6 Tagline not funny. Operator deleted.
Error 666 - system possessed.
Error 666; Cannot generate recipe
Error 6: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas.
Error 754: Cannot locate error message for error 392
Error 763 - Hard disk not ready, close door.
Error 77: Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
Error 81F: Error locating error codes - all errors lost
Error 87 - Tagline out of caracters...
Error 87 - Tagline out of characters...
Error 941 - CPU not found
Error 941 ...Hard Drive overLoaded with Bill Eastman Stat
Error 941 ...Hard Drive overLoaded.
Error 96: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error 97: Dust Bunny in modem
Error 98: Dust Bunny in Hard Drive
Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Error 9999: All taglines stolen none left.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error : Tagline Out Of Memory, Buy Another Hard Disk!
Error : Tagline out of paper.
Error = Error Tags
Error Finding COLDBEER.CAN - Operator Not Loaded.
Error Formatting A: Drive, Formatting C: drive instead!
Error LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot OS/2
Error Message: ...OOPS!
Error Msg: "Like dude, something went wrong"
Error NCC1701: Data transported to outer space...
Error OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
Error Opening CLINTON.LIE - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.
Error Opening CLINTON.LIE. Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.
Error Opening COLDBEER.CAN - User Not Loaded
Error Opening Clinton.EXE, Found TRAITOR2.USA virus
Error Org.asm not found Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer
Error Reading Drive Thru: (M)cDonald's (W)endy's (B)urger King
Error Reading Drive Thru: (W)algreen's (T)aco Bell (S)pec's
Error Taglines!
Error accessing BRAIN - device not mounted
Error accessing BRAIN.SYS-Device not mounted. Reboot? [Y/N]
Error c80001: Compiler out of patience
Error c80001: Compiler out of patience
Error code 121: Unknown command "tagline"
Error executing WACO.EXE -- -- Davidian by Zero
Error extracting TAMPON.ZIP! (R)etry, (A)bort, (P)ull harder?
Error failed! Press any key to resume error.
Error finding <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded!
Error finding <COLDBEER<. Sysop not loaded!
Error finding . Sysop not loaded!
Error finding COLDBEER.BUD - SYSOP not Loaded!
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN USER.SYS not loaded
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded!
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop IS loaded.
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN