A  `[1;36mc `[33mo `[35ml `[32mo `[31mu `[34mr `[0m tag
A  band-aid?  I'm a doctor Jim, not a----, oh forget it.
A  total mess...
A "Cashless God". Is THAT what they mean by "non Denominational"????
A "Holier-than-thou" has a better right to judge humanity than GOD!!
A "Just Peace" is when our side gets whatever it was that it wanted.
A "TransMatch" is not a car made by Pontiac!
A "bird in hand" makes brushing your teeth difficult.
A "cheap shot" can still get you drunk.
A "language" is a dialect with an army.
A "lotus?"  I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms.  L. Long
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. - Lazarus Long
A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.
A "program" is used to create error messages!
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A "reel" fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A "reel" fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A "reel" fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!
A "reel" fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck
A "reel" fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A "reel" fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A "reel" fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each
A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A "reel" fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A "reel" fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A "reel" fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A "reel" fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A "reel" fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A "reel" fisherman needs no excuse!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A "reel" fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A "reel" fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!
A "reel" fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A "running mate" is a husband who dared to talk back.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of saying slow down.
A "swift kick at his back door" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in th'south-forty" is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in the butt" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in the south-forty" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "user friendly" program doesn't have a 600 page manual!
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A $300 monitor will protect a $.50 fuse.
A $300.00 Picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A 'de position' is something you do AFTER sex.
A 'droid don't pull yer arms outta yer sockets when he loses.
A 'government subsidy' is getting just some of your own money back.
A 'government subsidy' is simply getting some of your own money back.
A 'language' is a dialect with an army.
A (mail) packet a day keeps the doctor away!
A *Tagline* got you suspended from the FIDO Taglines Conference?
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
A .QWK! Oh my GOD! Step on it before it reproduces!!
A /root canal is better than a //root canal.
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 100'th level Techno-Mage? I goose her!
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 1200 baud brain attached to a 28800 baud mouth.
A 20MM cannon can ruin your whole day.
A 2400 baud modem makes you want to get out and push!
A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
A 25th level cleric/mage? I goose her!
A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
A 3.5" hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
A 30mm round through the head could ruin your whole day!
A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock.
A 486 makes more errors than an XT in the same time...
A 486 that runs at 10 mhz?  Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows.
A 486-50 is the only acceptable solution.
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16 - Crow
A 4X4X8: on a Honda.
A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda....
A 50 pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.
A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me, Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
A 586SX, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD... now then... C:\>WIN
A 586SX, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD... now then... C:\<WIN
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow T. Robot's PC
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow on his computer
A B B --- Anybody But Bush!
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E-F-G.  Eric the half a bee......
A B C D goldfish?  L M N O goldfish!  O S A R goldfish!
A BABY IS A LIFE, NOT A CHOICE.
A BABY! QUICK! SHOOT!  -  BATF
A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BAD day....Transfer completed...573,000b   11cps
A BAD days fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doc..oh,never mind!
A BANDAID? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a oh, yeah!
A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.
A BBS addict is hooked when:  you consider BBSing better than chocolate.
A BBS addict is hooked when:  you like BBSing better than chocolate.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
A BIG CAT can hurt you, but a LITTLE PUSSY never hurt any man.
A BIG ROCK>>>>>>me<<<<<<A HARD PLACE
A Baby:  nine months interest on a small deposit.
A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who: can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor looks, but does not leap.
A Bad Idea: Being Knighted with a Vorpal Sword.
A Bajoran Tricorder is fast,accurate & good for hitting peoples heads.
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!
A Barney worshipper said this: AARRGGHH!! Slander!!!
A Basket, a Bobbitt, a Chop it off and Have it.
A Baskin-Robbins employee might drive a Jimmy.
A Batarang is _no_ defense against Odo!
A Battle of the Wits?! To the Death!?
A Bee On A Bee Makes A Baby Bee, that does: 'BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE...'
A Beer always goes down easy.
A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
A Beer doesn't care when you come.
A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A Beer is always satisfying.
A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore*
A Bicycle Built For 2
A Big  W E L C O M E   T O   T H E   F L   S I N G L E S ! ! ! to you!
A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke!
A Big Mouth Travels Far.
A Bird in the Bush is worth 2 in the Hand!
A Bird in the hand will doo doo on you.
A Blast from the Past!
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A Blonde with brain damage Normal
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards.
A Blonde's nursery rhyme.  Humpme Dumpme.
A Blotter:  Something to look for while the ink dries.
A Blueberry is purple, except when green it is red!
A Bluewave of avalanche proportions.
A Book of Verses underneath the Bough.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion.
A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike.
A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar...
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Troi
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into a bar...
A Born Executive: his father owns the business.
A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel
A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel*
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare!
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.
A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare!
A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare.
A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
A Bullitt Production.
A Butt-head virus would be annoying!  uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Butthead virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A C compiler ? You call THAT a C compiler ?
A CEO would drive an Achieva.
A CLUELOW -- Who *really means it* when he asks ...
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be.. there's always more.
A CONS is an object which cares.  -- Bernie Greenberg
A CONS is an object which cares.  -- Bernie Greenberg.
A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health care.
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can't Buy.
A Cat WILL blink when hit by a hammer.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A Cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs.
A Cat may look at a King.
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
A Cat's purr is sound of it generating mystery and enigma
A Chainsaw beats Violet Reflect EVERY time.
A Charter Member of the "New Wave" software!
A Cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A Chev.. may not be a Cadillac but at times it beats walking.....
A Child's thoughts answer, the pain is in you, not I.
A Chinese Proverb:  Yuck Fou!
A Chinese couple should only do it once.
A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it.
A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter. - Thomas Traherne
A Christian must keep the faith, but not to himself.
A Church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A Church is God between four walls. - Victor Hugo
A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
A Closed Mind gets you what you Deserve....
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
A Coca-Cola cowboy will use fizzy logic.
A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry!
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Conscientious Conservative doesn't call his computer a PC.
A Conservative Mind is a lot to waste. Liberal Media Attack Time nears!
A Conservative is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A Conservative's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A Conservative's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends.
A Cray Supercomputer and a 2400 baud modem!
A Cricetid or any small Slavic origin rodent - Tom
A Crowded Bar
A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?! - Tom
A D.M.'s Best Twit filter is a large Red Dragon.
A DM's Best Twit filter is A large Red Dragon.
A DOLLAR is a weight of silver.
A DOS better than DOS = OS/2 !
A DUMMY LOAD is not a truckful of mannequins!
A Daisy by any other name                 Still attracts aphids
A Dalek Borg:  "As-si-mi-late."
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted.
A Day Without Paronomasia, Is A Day Without Punshine
A Dead Criminal is one a Sleazy Liberal Judge cannot let off the hook.
A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
A Democrat is someone who wants to put YOUR money where HIS mouth is.
A Denebian Slime Devil is a Tribble built to Klingon specifications.
A DesiLu Production
A DesiLu Production.
A Dick By Any Other Name is Still a Dick
A Dirty Elf is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Dirty Lil' Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads
A Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Dope Smoking, Draft Dodging, Adulterer is President?
A Dr. Clayton Forrester presentation - Dr. Forrester
A Dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps
A Dragon with THAC0 -98?  It's your turn to go first.
A Dragon with THAC0 -98?  Um, it's your turn to go first.
A Dragon with THAC0 98?  It's your turn to go first.
A Dragonrider's pet wolf is a weyr -wolf!
A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game - Crow
A E I þ U    (I had a vowel movement)
A European swallow, or an African swallow? - Monty Python
A Eurythmics video! - Crow on near-bald alien girl
A FACT is anything you can convince someone else to believe.
A FAMILY or a MIND is a terrible thing to waste!
A FAT Check A Day Will Keep Norton Disk Doctor Away.
A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.
A Family Christmas: "Let the bickering begin!"
A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd
A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling. - Data
A Ferengi tagline; Pay 3 slips Gold Pressed Ladinum to read it.
A Ferengi used car salesman. Now there's a scary thought!
A Ferengi without profit is not a Ferengi at all.
A Ferengi, a monk, and a clone decide to go bowling-- Data
A Fido Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Fido address is a terrible thing to waste.
A Fistful of Datas:  "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
A Florid Flock of Forty Flatulent Flamingos.
A Florida law makes it illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer.
A Fool and his Taglines are soon moderators. <= Yikes!
A Fool and his money are soon parted - thru divorce!!
A Francis Ford Coppola production - Tom
A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake
A Friend In Need Always Finds Your New Phone Number.
A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
A Friend in Need is a pain indeed.
A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
A G-string is made to be plucked.
A G-string is part of a violin.
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clinton's.
A GOOD THING ABOUT A SHORT MEMORY, enjoy the same newspaper for a mont
A GOOD friend KEEPS his surplus zucchini!!
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A Galliard Fianna talk about a walking redundancy
A Gay's First Aid Kit, Vaseline and listerine.
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner
A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
A Government that treats people according to race is RACIST.
A Great Plenty.                    E. Nuff
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
A Great Plenty: by  E. Nuff
A Greek, not a Jew! - Crow sings as Anka
A Gun is inanimate, therefore it CAN NOT cause crime.  Only PEOPLE do!
A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland
A HOOT 'n a HOLLER from BULLIES ACRE!
A HUD castle - Mike on ruins
A HUMAN!!!!!!!!        A TREEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (thump) -- Batty/Chrysta
A Hammer can deliver from feather light to MIGHTY BLOWS!
A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
A Hawaiian Christmas -- Poi To The World!
A Hellbore Canon beats four aces.
A Hindu is a terrible thing of caste?
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... Elvis Presley
A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.
A Japanese art director? Noooo! - Crow
A Jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. - Yoda
A Jedi named #TN# betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named Orville Bullitt betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named Orville betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named Vampyra, betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman - Mike holds up sign
A Judge: an unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress!!
A Jury: 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer
A KGB keyboard has no  key!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC< key!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC< key.
A KGB keyboard has no escape key.
A KID A DAY, KEEPS THEM ALL OUT OF WAY - Janier
A KING does it with his official seal
A Kansas Seven Course Dinner: Raccoon and a six pack!
A Kennedy's most common sexual position: Defendant.
A Kes is still a Kes, a sigh is still a sigh.
A Klingon Diplomat? No, his Disrupter ran out of energy.
A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone. - Worf
A Klingon vessel is decloacking off our port bow, compliments of Gowron
A Klingon's mother wears combat boots.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phasor Blas
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg were <Phaser Blast>.
A LAW rocket beats four Aces!
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
A LOT of a moderator's work is done privately, via netmail.
A LURKER -- Doesn't do much; doesn't get much;
A Liberal a day keeps the money away.
A Liberal advisory has been issued for this conference.
A Liberal is a Conservative who was a victim of false arrest
A Liberal is one who has both feet planted firmly in air.
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really ruin your day
A Lich? I steal it's Spellbook!
A Life of Celibacy .... by M. T. Bedd
A Life!? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?!
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?!  (grin)
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Association Board?!  (grin)
A Lithuanian Left-Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?!  (grin)
A Little Coitus Never Hoitus
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A Long Walk, by Miss DeBus.
A Lot of people mistake their imagination for their memory.
A MAC makes a better paperweight.
A Mac emulator under OS/2? You *are* sick!
A Macintosh : Something that SHOULD be eaten!
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
A Macintosh is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch ...
A Macintosh is an Etch-a-Sketch that you don't have to shake
A Macintosh is an EtchaSketch you don't have to shake.
A Macintosh is not truly portable until it is airborne.
A Macintosh is to a computer as an Edsel is to an automobile.
A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons.
A Magick Book that sticks with you:  The VELCRONOMICON
A Man Without a GOD is Like a Fish Without a Bicycle
A Marine can stand ANYTHING! - Buzzcut
A Marine counts to one by taking off his pants.
A Marine in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin.
A Marine saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So he did.
A Marine wanted a mink for his mom, he started screwing minks.
A Marshal of France Ridiculous! -- Picard
A Message From Our Sponsor TRAP000E ERRCD=0000 ERACC=** ERLIM=*****
A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all...
A Million? Thats Unfair.
A Mississippi river boat captain might drive a Delta.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Moderator's job is never done!
A Moderator, Godzilla with a key board.
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble!
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble.
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a map....
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a warp field experiment.
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production:  "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED"
A Mother Superior-ity complex - Mike
A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A NEWBIE -- Hasn't had time to acquire `em;
A NICE response to some NICE questions - NICE, isn't it?
A NORMAL one that is!!! arrrgrggg)  :)
A Native American might drive a Cherokee.
A Navy Pilot's worst nightmare: NO CARRIER
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A New Level, Of Confidence, And Power...--Pantera
A New PBS Special: Burrowing Trees of the Serengeti
A Newfie's 5 happiest years: grade 3
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
A Nobel Peace Prize?  I would KILL for one of those.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
A Open Mind is a terrible thing to waste....
A PARANOID IS A GUY WHO JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
A PC a day, keeps the Apple away!
A PC is for manipulation of data, not the manipulation of thought.
A PC takes guesswork out of it.  So does a bikini.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC takes some of the guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC takes the guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PROGRAM is used to turn data into error messages.
A Pagan a day makes for a healthy, happy dog. Save $ on dog food!
A Paluckoo a day keeps the loose BMs away.
A Paradox May Be Paradoctored.
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A Pearl is a temple built by pain around a grain of sand.
A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight"
A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight...
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny saved is a Congressional oversight
A Penny saved is a Penny earned.  Ben Franklin
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.
A Philodox Child of Gaia talk about a walking redundancy
A Picture Is Worth 100,000 Bytes.
A Poetic Borg:  You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg:  You will compose assimiliated rythems and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rythems and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rythems and rhymes.
A Police State is great... so long as you are the police
A Portable Hole holds a lot of beer.
A Professional tagline production by Anderson.
A Pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A Puritan is one who is afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone s
A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of the map.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services.
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past: Finding your name on Pyramid walls!
A QWK a day means you're offline!
A QWK compatible mail reader for OS/2
A QWK! Oh my GOD! Step on it before it reproduces!!
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A Quinn Martin Production
A RADICALLY DIFFERENT CONCEPT IN SPACE-AGE LIVING: New
A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A REAL BBS makes ANSI-standard pizza available for download
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : build an _American_ Space Station....
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : write a Windows version that _works_!
A REAL test for that pink bunny:  Build an _American_ Space Station.
A Race of super-evolved galactic beings is screwing with us!
A Racetrack is where windows clean people.
A Ragabash Bone-Gnawer talk about a walking redundancy..
A Recipe for Borscht?  Beets me.
A Recipe for Borsht?  Beets me.
A Red Dragon?  I pull out my Wand of Marshmallows.
A Red Dragon?! Hmmph! I grab my trusty spoon +2 and charge 'im!!
A Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
A Robot: Your Plastic Pal Who Is Fun To Be With.
A Rock ====>>> you <<<==== A Hard Place
A Rock ========>>>  <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock ========>>> Bob <<<===== A Hard Place.
A Rock ========>>> Orville <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock ========>>> Orville Bullitt <<<===== A Hard Place.
A Rock ========>>> Robert <<<===== A Hard Place.
A Rock ========<<< Bob <<<===== A Hard Place.
A Rock =====<<< @N@ <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock----->Stuck<-----A Hard Place
A Rolex is a Texan's sundial!!!
A Rose is a Rose is a Rose by any name ---,-'--{@  ---,-'--{@
A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack."
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
A Rubber Chicken and his family wrote this tag file.
A Rubber Chicken will satisfy you in EVERY way.  <g>
A Rubber Chicken would never support Bill Clinton.
A Rubber Chicken would never support Newt Gingrich.
A Rubber chicken's head will melt on a hot lightbulb.
A Runabout bumper sticker: Honk if you hate Kai Winn
A Rush room is like a mushroom.  You're kept in the dark and fed crap.
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
A SEXY fact - Israelis do it BETTER! <Madonna>   (Or faster?)
A SLMR 2.1a registration number is tough to get!
A SOCIALIST CONGRESS lead by A SOCIALIST PRESIDENT is on the MOVE!
A SPECIFIC Ocean? Which one? Be more PACIFIC! - Crow
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A Sandie - Did it on the beach.
A Scot runs out every 12 minutes to put a nickel in the parking meter!
A Scouse a day helps you Work, Rest and Play.
A Scout challenges himself with every merit badge.
A Scout is *never* lost. Misplaced, perhaps, but *never* lost.
A Scout is brave.
A Scout is cheerful.
A Scout is clean.
A Scout is courteous.
A Scout is friendly.
A Scout is helpful.
A Scout is kind.
A Scout is loyal.
A Scout is obedient.
A Scout is reverent.
A Scout is thrifty.
A Scout is trustworthy.
A Semihemidemiquaver gives me a trill!
A Sentient 1701-D: "Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!"
A Sentient NCC-1701-D: Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!
A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
A Sharper Point #7
A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
A Simpson on a T-shirt? I never thought I'd see the day! - Marge
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
A Smith & Weason beats Four Aces everytime.
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
A Smith & Wesson ALWAYS beats four aces.WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY?!!
A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces..
A Smith & Wesson bets 4 Aces!
A Smith & Weston bets 4 Aces!
A Smith and Wesson beats 4 Aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A Smith&Wesson beats four aces.
A Snake? Ya are an odd fellow, aren't you. - 49er to Data
A Sneeze is just a facial orgasm!!!
A SoCIaL LIfe? of couRsE! you're In tHE pErfecT pLace, wRoNg ConFerEnce!
A Social Life ?  Where do I download that from ?
A Social Life???......Where can I FREQ that file from?
A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship! --Amis.
A Southern Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Spirit isn't free until it has flown...
A Spoonfull Of Music.
A Star Trek Porn Production:  "Three in a Ro".
A Star Trek fan might drive an Intrepid.
A StarShip with re-chargeable batteries?? (Naaa...)
A Starchild gets whipped with a Van Allen belt.
A Stick? Level 12 and all you have is a STICK??????
A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster - Tom on Crow
A Stitch In Time Saves 9 Billion.
A Stockton law of 1926 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
A Stoic brings the baby; a Cynic is where you bathe it.
A Stoic brings the babya Cynic is where you bathe it.
A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt
A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt*
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A SysOps work is never dung.
A Sysop and his money are soon fools.
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it
A Sysop's mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Sysops' Work Is Never Done.
A TAGLINE a day keeps a life away.
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A TRUE addict can talk to the BBS *without* a modem!  ;)
A TV movie Mount Rushmore -Tom on group of grade b actors
A Tagline a day keeps viruses away!
A Tagline goes where?
A Tagline is nothing without opportunity.
A Tagline never asks, was it was good for you?
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it? -- Bill Clinton.
A Tagline? What's that? Are we taxing it? - B. Clinton
A Tahitian babe for everyone! - Tom
A Tale of Two Rikers, Charles Dickens
A Tale of Two Zities -Dickens's cookbook
A Tale of Two Zitis -Dickens's cookbook
A Tattoo is just an aftermarket Dermal Upgrade...
A Taxpayer and his money are soon parted.
A Ted Williams signature inflatable bathtub pillow! - Tom
A Teddy always loves you .. even when asleep.
A Teenager never falls in love more than once a week.
A Texas bisexual is a cowboy who likes cattle & sheep.
A Theurge Uktena talk about a walking redundancy
A Thousand Pints of Lite!
A Thousand Points of Broccoli
A Thousand Points of humor surgically removed.
A Thousand points of Broccoli!
A Token Ring means just what it says.
A Top 20 Sperm Bank:  stacks of frozen whacks.
A Toyota
A Trek porn production: "Cheap Trills!!"
A Trek porn production: "Three in a Ro"
A Trekker's chromosomes contain the Star Trek Gene.
A Tribble a day has the Minimum Daily Requirement of fur.
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A Tribble a day keeps the Trekkers away...
A Tribble is a furry little creature from a humorous Star Trek episode.
A Tribble is good eating, just remember to singe the fur off first!
A Tribble is the only love that money can buy.
A Trill surcharge on an office machine:  A Dax fax tax.
A Trill surcharge on an office machine: a Dax fax tax.
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
A Trout lives on anything not included in the fishermans equipment.
A UFO was observed in Vancouver: The sun.
A UN acting against Bosnia can act also against the US.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A VERY small joke, Ensign -- Spock
A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A Virgin is a female who hasn't yet met her maker.
A Virgin is a girl who won't take in what a guy is taking out.
A Virgin is an old woman who's always been afraid of flies.
A Virgin is an unlusted number
A Virgin is one who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.
A Virus is a sort of Creature.  Right ?
A Virus?  Never!
A Virus?.. Never!
A Vision for the Future.
A Vulcan security officer?  Kinda like a Klingon counselor...
A Vulture Sweeps Down And Grabs Your Gold
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  1 million banking errors
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  Catchphrase with Roy Walker
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  Fly-by-wire air crashes
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  Hole in the wall money machines
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  Man landing on the moon
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  New Order`s Blue Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  New computer express
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  RSI
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  The stock Exchange`s Black Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  birth of the computer virus expert
A WHISPER - The fastest method of circulating a secret yet devised!
A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b
A Wal Mart got built since we jumped - Mike as skydiver
A Warrior does NOT snag recipes - Worf
A Warrior does NOT steal taglines - Worf
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A Watched Pot May Never Boil, But the Cook Certainly Does
A Weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A Whitesox pennant - Tom as guy reads Mongol scroll
A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
A Whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
A Wife is a woman who: plays bridge, tennis, golf, and dumb.
A Windows user spends 1/3 his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
A Windows utility is a virus with seniority...
A Wise man once said, "My name is Wise."
A Witch prefers a broom because nature abhors a vacuum
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull
A Woman is always more beautiful with a Cock in her mouth
A Woman is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
A Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A Woman's life is dyed the color of her imagination.
A Woman's place is in the House, Senate and Oval Office.
A Word for Windows is inefficient.
A Xanth fan, and proud of it!
A ZIP file is like sex; It can be used over and over.
A ZPOINTless Tagline
A Zmodem is a happy modem!
A Zucchini is a cucumber that made the BIG time.
A Zucchini is a cucumber with an ATTITUDE.
A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz
A `[1;36mc`[33mo`[35ml`[32mo`[31mu`[34mr`[0m tag
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. - Lazarus Long
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. -- Heinlein
A `snoot full'? - Data
A a duplicate duplicate tagline tagline is is two two byl
A am Bill D. Catt of Borg.  You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!!!
A baby costs almost six grand in its first year of life.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.  -- Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
A baby is a person who must have bottle or bust.
A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
A baby is lots more fun than differntial equations.
A baby is more fun than differential equations.
A baby on the table! That's good luck! Snake-eyes.
A baby over the shoulder often requires a washcloth!
A baby stroller is last year's fun on wheels.
A baby's willpower is simply no match against it's wail-power.
A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A bachelor is a hunter that never Mrs.
A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once -TJ Findley
A bachelor is a man who is free to choose, and chooses to be free.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated
A bachelor is one who is footloose and fiance free.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A bachelor never made the same mistake once!
A bachelor never makes the same mistake once.
A bachelor's fridge:  Home of the Chia-Meatloaf.
A bad Trek episode beats the best Melrose Place anyday!
A bad beginning makes for a good ending.
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
A bad computer blames its operator   cc
A bad computer blames its operator.
A bad conscience is merely the result of liberalism.
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at school!
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at work.
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day working.
A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
A bad day at home is better than a good day at work
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at the ball game.
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work!
A bad day is when you have to kill dragons before breakfast - Darkwood
A bad day modeming beats a good day at work.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
A bad day on Star Trek: The engine's stall on "Engage."
A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!
A bad day on the modem beats a good day on the job.
A bad day sailing is better than a good day at the office.
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton
A bad day:  "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)"
A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 56651 errors, 1 CPS)"
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A bad girl is nothing but a good girl who's been found out.
A bad idea can only survive if it need not stand the test of reality.
A bad joke is a parody error...
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bad plan is better than no plan at all.
A bad random number generator:  1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
A bad spot on the disk.
A bad workman always blames his fools. -- The Doctor
A bad workman always blames his fools.-- 7th Doctor
A bad workman always blames his fools...
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
A bald man was kind to me once. ... Guinan
A baldheaded man is one who came out on top and still lost.
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it. - Anon
A barbecue often cooks steaks rare and fingers well-done.
A barber might drive a Seville.
A bard with a 10 charisma.  Not good.
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
A barking dog never bites - while he's barking
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it
A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.
A bathroom with a phone? That's great! - Mike
A bathtub full of otters is damned fine entertainment for the price.
A battery of L.A. Police Officers.
A battle front is only as good as its supply line. Long Haul
A battle of wits? inquired the dragon. To whose death, Sir knight?
A battle plan is only as good as its programmer. Chromedome
A bbs needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A bean supper will be held in the church basement.  Music will follow.
A bean supper will be held in the church basement. Music will follow.
A bear in his natural habitata Studabaker.
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A beast I am, lest a beast I become
A beautiful and ineffectual angel [Shelley]. * Arnold
A beautiful theory, killed by a nasty, ugly, little fact.
A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer a day keeps lager louts at bay.
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't care when you come home.
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't yell at you if you have another beer.
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
A beer is always wet.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer tastes good.
A beer will only come when you want it to.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
A belief is not true because it is useful.  H.F. Amiel
A bell without a clapper has no dong
A belly button is for ketchup when you eat french fries in bed!
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed. 
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed...Bunny
A belly button is for sugar when you eat strawberries in bed.
A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed.
A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermellon in bed.
A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermellon.
A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermelon in bed.
A belly button keeps you butt from falling off.
A belly button's for salt when ya eat french fries in bed
A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.
A better never did itself sustain, Upon a soldier's thigh.
A better way to DoubleSpace your disk:  DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers
A bientot. N'oublie pas d'ecrire :)
A big enough gun will adjust any attitude.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere.
A big lie is often more plausible than the truth.
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A big shot! A big ole big shot! Hey! - Tom sings
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but TWO well.
A bigamist is nothing more than a large fog over Italy!
A bigmouth? Me?!  I'm just mute-challenged!
A bigot by any other name, still smells the same.
A bigot delights in public ridicule for he thinks he's a martyr.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be - N.B. Hunt
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. - Nelson Bunker Hunt
A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money.
A billion years ago, Earth was ruled by fuzzy puppets.
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. --Tao of Pooh.
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.but because it has a song
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer-but because it has a song
A bird in a bush is better than one above your head!
A bird in hand can be an awful mess.
A bird in hand is better than one overhead
A bird in hand is messy.
A bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in hand is worthless when you want to blow your nose.
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than 2 in the hand.
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand can be awfully messy!
A bird in the hand can be messy.
A bird in the hand can be messy. tm
A bird in the hand can be messy..
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
A bird in the hand doesn't scare people like a hockey stick does.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand is messy.
A bird in the hand is much better than one overhead...
A bird in the hand is not as good as girl in the bush.
A bird in the hand is safer than one flying overhead.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.  
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A bird in the hand is worth a bar of soap.
A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand leaves one with a dirty hand!
A bird in the hand makes a tasty meal.
A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.
A bird in the hand makes brilliant cat-food.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your Nose
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose!
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A bird in the hand may bite without warning!
A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap.
A bird in the hand waits for no man.
A bird in the hand will, ooops!
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand...   is illegal in Georgia.
A bird in the hand......will poop on you!
A bird in the hand...tickles.
A bird of prey might drive a Talon.
A birthday cake is fine as long as there's a girl in it!
A bisexual scot likes sheep and cattle.
A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce?
A bit hard to trust a man who wants to borrow a picklock, Sir...
A bit is a byte of course of course inless it is a bit named ED.
A bit is the increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it? - Aahz
A bit pretentious don't you think?
A bit visits the CPU and says "hi".
A bite?  Where would you like a bite?
A black Einstein would have postulated thusly: E=MC Hammer
A black hole is God dividing by zero
A black hole is God dividing by zero...
A black magic marker on the screen?
A black man taught Elvis how to sing, and then he was crowned king.
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
A blackhead as big as an anjou pear - Joel on giant
A bland and deadly courtesy is infinitely more devastating.
A blank stare is as worthless as a faxed cheque.
A blate cat maks a prood moose.- Old Scot Sayin
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A blessing to die for a cause,because you can easily die for nothing.
A blind gynecologist can read lips.
A blind man cannot walk among Shadows.
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? - Riker
A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
A blindfold can be very useful if you're telepathic.
A blindfolded dolphin can find a nickel at the bottom of its tank.
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's #TO@!
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's Orville Bullitt!
A bloated, blue-faced man on the floor? Musta died having sex!
A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue...
A blond who dies her hair brunette: Artificial Intelligence!
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
A blonde saw a sign that said "Wet Cement," so she did.
A blonde sent a post card:  "Having a wonderful time... Where am I?"
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A blood alcohol level of < .26 confers temporary immortality.
A boaster and a liar are cousins.
A bolt of crimson -It's STUPENDOUS MAN.
A bomb! - Lister
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
A book (returned) in time saves time.
A book a day keeps the doldrums at bay.
A book a day keeps your Boss away!! 
A book and its readers go together. 
A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf! 
A book is a present you can open again and again!
A book is a present you can open again and again.
A book is the only immortality.
A book is the ultimate random access device.
A book misplaced is a book lost. 
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
A book, a duck, a song, some wine....perfection!
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A book, a friend, a song, a glass.......
A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is he tells you.
A boring marriage: Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty!
A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.
A bottle in front of me beats a frontal lobotomy.
A bottle in front of me's better than a frontal lobotomy.
A bottle of wine, a can of whipped cream & thou...
A bottle of wine, a loaf of bread... and BUTTER! lots of it!
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bottom-feed printer? Sounds fishy to me!
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won - John Prine
A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.
A box of gametes with assembly instructions.
A box of smurfs and a weedeater:  What a visual!
A boy and his magic golden flute heard a boat from off the bay...
A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
A boy lies in the grass unmoving staring at the sky...
A boy's best friend is his mother - Dr. Forrester
A boyfriend a day gets me $100,000 in alimony.
A boyfriend a day soon gets me $1,000 a month alimony.
A boyfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
A brain is worth little without a tongue.
A brain like a BB in a boxcar.
A brave ant is gallANT.
A bread that doubled as a hood ornament - Tom
A bridge over turgid waters.
A bridge was burned and a lesson learned I never will forget.
A brief minute away from my porno mags is hell - Mike
A brief visit will be tolerated. * Beatta
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A broken Window gets you 7 meg. of bad luck
A broken clock keeps better time than you! (Tegan)
A broken down car on a dirt road...
A brood of pessimists.
A brother is born for adversity. - Proverbs 17:17
A brunette between two blondes:  an interpreter.
A brute kills for pleasure.  A fool kills from hate. - Lazarus Long
A brute kills for pleasure.  A fool kills from hate. L. Long
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. -- RAH
A bucket for messeur.  And, a hose.
A budget helps you pay as you go if you don't go anywhere
A budget is as aim that rarely shows good marksmanship.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money.
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A bug is a son of a glitch ...
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken.
A built-in, all purpose, thiingamabob.
A bun is the lowest form of wheat.
A bunch of bunnies hopping backwards:  a receding hare line.
A bungee jump without the bungee! - Tom as guy falls
A bunny, a beer, and the SF Echo.
A bureaucracy can outwait anything.
A burger shy of a Happy Meal.
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer - Bart Simpson's lines
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F07
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F07
A burp is not an answer.
A bush in the face is better than bird shit in the hand.
A bush on the face is better than a bird in the hand!
A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks - Calvin
A butterfly is a self-propelled flower.
A butthead?  I just thought you had bad breath
A byte for your thoughts
A camel is a horse planned by committee.
A camel is a horse put together by a committee.
A camel trainer might drive a Caravan.
A can of Crisco can outthink Rust Limberger.
A can of worms full of Pandora's boxes.
A can short of a six pack.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A candle on each nightstand, a bottle of wine...a fireplace...and you.
A candle that lights another does not lose anything.
A candy a day gives the dentist his pay.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A capucino machine that also takes pictures - Joel
A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine.
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A caribou by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer looking thing.
A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!
A cast of Alexander's forehead: the ridges of a warrior.
A cat *will* blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
A cat NEVER leaves the toilet seat up!
A cat _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat a day keeps the salmon away!
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A cat always assumes the shape of its container.
A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck
A cat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat gets FLATTER the more you run over it!
A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels.
A cat in the tire treads will make a car run smoother: SAE
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is a friend who will never betray you.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers!
A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely.
A cat is all love and energy!!!
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door!
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat is domestic only as long as it suits its own needs.
A cat is domesticated only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. <-er,... um,... <blush!>
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is easier to train than a woman!!!
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat is like to death, I'm saving up the Pelvic thrust.
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.  - Heinlein
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. -- RAH
A cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection
A cat is the only real love money can buy.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us purr-fection.
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat stretches from one end of @F's childhood to the other.
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
A cat that isn't finicky....soon loses control of it's owner.
A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer. - Someone else
A cat will always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read or copy.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A cat will assume the shape of the container it is packed into.
A cat will blink if you hit it with a hammer.
A cat will blink if you strike it with a hammer.
A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat will blink when the freezer door is opened.
A cat will go "quack!" if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat with gloves on will catch no mice.
A cat with little ones has never a good mouthful.
A cat without a hairball gland ... is only half a cat! - Ren
A cat would be man's best friend, but does not wish to stoop to it.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
A cat's place is in control.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom--Rainey
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mystery and enigma.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mystery.
A cat's purr is the sound of it sucking up to you..
A cat's purr:  Most effective stress medicine known.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
A cats purr is the sound of it generating "cute"
A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A celebrity is a person who is known for well-knownness.
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.- G Hicks
A censor is someone who knows more than he thinks YOU should.
A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
A centipede is an ant made to government specs.
A centipede is an ant, made to government specs.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
A certain moderator "who shall remain nameless" Has shunned the list.
A certain ruler worshipped Jesus in Matthew 9:18.
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels.
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels...
A champion is someone who gets up even when they can't.
A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt. --Hercules to Hades
A change is as good as a ....   how does the rest go ?
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
A character in a book by Terry Pratchett called "Witches Abroad".
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
A cheap dominatrix offers bargain debasement.
A cheap dominatrix would offer bargain debasement
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.
A chicken coup with 4 doors is called a sedan.
A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.
A chicken in every pot and a hard drive in every computer. ;>
A chicken in every pot.
A chicken in trouble just walked around the faery woods.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A chicken is an egg's way of reproducing itself.
A chicken is an egg's way to make more eggs
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
A child is a curly-haired, dimpled lunatic.
A child is born with no concept of the tone of skin it's living in.
A child of 5 could understand this!  Fetch a child of 5!
A child of 5 could understand this!  Fetch me a child of
A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child.
A child of 5 could understand this.  Go find one, quick!
A child of 5 could understand this.Fetch me a child of 5.
A child of five could do this. Fetch me a child of five.
A child of five could understand this!  Fetch me a child of five.
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor........
A child's face says it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
A child's middle name is so he can tell when he's REALLY in trouble.
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her -- Scotty
A chin butt! - Frank
A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
A chunky Crow - Tom
A church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A cigar is just a cigar.
A cinematic tranqualizer - Dr. Forrester on movie
A circle is a line that meets it's other end without ending.
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
A circus sideshow has cunning stunts. A burlesque dance line...
A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence. - Aristotle
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together -- Prochnow
A city without trees is not fit for a dog.
A classic case of man versus fate. Best of three falls. Ten round limit.
A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.
A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A classic is a book which people praise and never read.
A clean & dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain.
A clean and dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain.
A clean desk = compulsive and/or bored.
A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!!!!
A clean desk is a sign of an empty mind.
A clean desk is a sign of cluttered desk drawers.
A clean desk is a sign of of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of sick mind or a full garbage can.
A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind.
A clean desk requires a large wastebasket.
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A clean disk is the sign of a small mind.
A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life..
A clean house it the sign of a misspent life.
A clean limerick is a contradiction in terms.
A clean mind is a fantasy!
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
A clean neat dest is a sign of a very sick mind.
A clean room is a sure sign of a broken computer.
A clean team is a mean team.
A clean, neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is the sign of a very sick mind.
A clean, neat, disk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is actually a bad memory
A clear conscience is mearly the result of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience makes a good pillow.
A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Johann von Goethe
A clever tagline is a good excuse for posting a message.
A click-click here, a click-click there, everywhere a double-click...
A clique of castanet players.
A clitoris is a type of flower.
A closed mind and a closed room are both somewhat stuffy.
A closed mind doesn't need drugs.  It is already wasted.
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It is already wasted.
A closed mind gathers no facts.
A closed mind gathers no intelligence
A closed mind gathers no knowledge.
A closed mind gathers no thoughts.
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to make fun of.
A closed mouth catches no feet !
A closed mouth gathers no feet
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet...
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot!  Have a nice day!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right.
A closed mouth.......gathers no feet!
A clown is a poet in action. -- Miller
A clown is my friend...he will not bite me and throw me in ze basement.
A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.
A clue! A clue! A clue-hoo-hoo! - Tom excitedly
A coffee break for Sisyphus!
A coin.  Good.  I will replicate one immediately. -- Data
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
A cold what? * Data
A collection of taxes.
A collective derriere.  How interesting.
A collision is a near miss.
A com is a com is a com, but Windows NT will not COME!
A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha.
A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.
A comfortable place for a fight - Mike on hayloft
A commanding officer doesn't need brains, just a good loud voice.
A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A committee for the disabled has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain - Heinlein.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A committee is a life form with six of more legs and no brain.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.  L. Long
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. - L. Long
A committee is a life-form with six or more legs and no brain.
A committee is the only lifeform with 100 bellies and no brain.
A committee of one gets things done.
A committee: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A communist is a socialist without a sense of humour.
A communist is one who has nothing and wishes to share it with the wor
A companion of fools shall be destroyed. - Proverbs 13:20
A company is known by the people it keeps.
A compassionate Republican steps over the homeless, not on them.
A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves. -- Heinlein
A complete endorser of the Blue Wave Offline Mail System.
A completed Family History? I'd like to see THAT!
A computer ... no wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A computer a day.....
A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week
A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week...
A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody ends.
A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody stumps
A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody stumps.
A computer cuts your work in half, then gives you back the bloody ends
A computer does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A computer doesn't do anything smart. It does something stupid fast.
A computer has an IQ of zero.  The operator's IQ is questionable.
A computer isn't expensive IF you pay enough for it.
A computer never forgives or forgets.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A computer with Windows is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
A computer without software just decorates your desk.
A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
A computer won't give it's virus to you.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension cord.
A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do. --Holly.
A computer, a modem, a phone line... what else do you need?
A computer? No wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A concentrated phaser blast makes the best Universal Translator.
A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where somebody got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion simply means they got tired of thinking.
A concrete example is very hard to carry around.
A condom is a large apartment complex.
A conference with the IRS is a taxing proposition.
A confident manner is important, as computers can sense this! :-)
A confident manner is important.  Computers can sense this.
A confident manner is important:  Computers can sense this!
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense fear!
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
A confident manner is important; computers can sense fear.
A confirmed cookie eater!
A congressman thinks twice before saying nothing.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
A conservative gov't is an organized hypocrisy--Disraeli
A conservative government is an organized hypocrasy.
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (usually by
A conservative is a liberal whose kid has been mugged by the NEA.
A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.
A conservative is a worshiper of dead radicals.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words.
A consultant is a hooker with a Ph.D.
A contented man is one who enjoys the scenery along the detour.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- Dyer
A continuously immaculate house is the sign of a misspent life.
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A contradiction in terms: <<User Friendly<<
A contradiction in terms: Military Intelligence.
A contradiction in terms: User Friendly.
A contradiction of terms-The Best of Rush Limbaugh
A convenient buzzward for Phoenix? "Cosmic" fits the bill nicely.
A cook is the meal's way of making more meals.
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
A corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. - Matthew 7:17
A cosmos without The Doctor scarcely bears thinking about.
A cosmos without the Doctor scarsely bares thinking about.
A cosmos without you - it scarcely bears thinking about!
A country man between two lawyers is like a tunafish between two cats.
A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between 2 cats.
A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A country that ignores history has no future.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin
A couple bushels shy of a full crop
A couple keys short of a concert piano.
A couple of cans short of a six-pack.
A couple of dots short of a tagline.
A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
A couple of light years can't keep friends apart * Wesley
A couple of revisions behind.
A couple of spots short of a set of dominos....
A couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
A couple of volts below threshold.
A couple random tagline for your viewing pleasure:
A couple sharps short of B Major.
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A courageous foe is better than a cowardly friend.
A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
A cow eats without a knife.
A cow stepped on his head.
A cow with no legs = ground beef
A coward dies a thousand deaths but a brave man dies but one.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than its bite.
A cowboy might drive a Mustang.
A cowchip is paradise to a fly!
A cranck with armor, will never harm'er.
A crank in armor will never harm her.
A crank with armor will never harm her
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A crash of Windows taglines.
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...let's party!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyworld!
A craving for Tofu and Avacados? "Am I pregnant?"
A craving for Tofu and Avocados? "Am I pregnant?"
A crew member drinks - drink!
A crew member is in casual clothes - drink!
A criminal lawyer - is there any other kind?
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget about it."
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing."
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
A critic is one who knows the way but can't run the boat.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick.
A cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine. <Cole>
A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble:  Fuzzy Logic.
A cross between a giant anteater & the devil dog - Tom
A cross?  Oy, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A crow perched on a telephone wire, making a long distance caw.
A crowd is a mob with no leader.
A crowd of people stood and stared.
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
A crucifix?  Oi vey, hav eyou got the wrong vampire.
A crucifix?  Oi vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A crucifix?  Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire!
A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A crucifix? Oi vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A crude, but effective ruse.
A crystal plate mail will not rust.
A cubit?  Let me see, I used to know what a cubit was...
A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
A cucumber doesn't care if you are a virgin.
A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate
A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
A cucumber never wants to do it in unusual places.
A cucumber never wants to do it while your nails are wet.
A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
A cucumber will never flush the toilet when you are in the shower...
A cucumber will never leave the toilet seat up...
A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"...
A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy."
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
A cult is a religion with no political power -Thomas Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power.
A cult is a religion with no political power. -- Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power..Tom Wolfe
A cult is a religion without political power.
A cult is any religion without political power.
A cultist---one who voted for the Clintons.
A culture that worships John Candy -Crow on Bhudda statue
A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate
A cunning linguist is good with his tongue!
A cup of SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP? - Mike on deli menu
A cure for apathy? Why bother?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between 2 points
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
A custom more honored in the breach than the observance.
A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. - Janier
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with stolen lantern.
A cynic is an idealist who has finally learned the truth.
A cynic is an optimist that got a face full of reality.
A cynic is an optimist that got a faceful of reality.
A cynic is man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist
A cynic knows the price of everything & value of nothing
A cynic searches 4 an honest man,with a stolen lantern.
A cynic searches for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for a casket.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A cynic smells the flowers & looks for the casket!
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket
A cynic smells the flowers then looks for the casket
A cynic smells the flowers...then looks for the casket!
A cynic's work is never done.
A dagger in the back will cramp any wizard's style!
A daily dose of FL SINGLES is better'n 40Kv of electroshock therapy!
A daily dose of FL SINGLES keeps the Lobotomy Doctor away<G>.
A damned confusing kingdom here - Tom
A daquiry swilling tractor manufacturer - Mike
A darkroom is not the best place to develop a reputation.
A darn sight better'n that twiggy little stick woman -Tom
A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it??
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.<Apone>
A day in the life of a bar code scanner: ||X||||X||X||X|| <BEEP>
A day in the life of a message traffic cop...
A day late and a dollar short.
A day late and a dollar short...
A day not wasted is a day wasted!
A day spent with your lover beats the one spent in the office.
A day without BBS mail is a day with much more free time.
A day without C++ is like a day without stinking
A day without Genealogy is like a day without coffee.
A day without Mail is like a day without Sunshine!
A day without Pizza just doesn't slice it
A day without Sonshine is like night.
A day without a cat is like a day without sunshine.
A day without a cat to love, isn't worth living.
A day without baseball is like... er, well, not all that different.
A day without baseball is like...well, it's not really that different
A day without baseball is like...well, not all that different.
A day without dogma is like a pizza without vinegar.
A day without dragons is   much safer.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
A day without my AMIGA is unbearable.
A day without new taglines is like a mouse without a television.
A day without okra is like a day without sunshine.
A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
A day without orange juice is like a day without vodka.
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is just like nighttime.
A day without sunshine is like ... dark.
A day without sunshine is like ... night!
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle
A day without sunshine is like a night.
A day without sunshine is like night
A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is.... night! Yeh, I knew that!
A day you learn something new is a day not wasted!
A dead comic is at his wit's end...
A dead parrot - Polygon!
A dead pitbull is a good pitbull.
A dead woman bites not. --Gray.
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the mind+
A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the mind.
A deaf fisherman is hard of herring.
A deal is a deal -- ROA #16
A deal is a deal. - 16th Rule
A deal is a deal. - Melora
A death mark is not an easy thing to live with.
A death mark isn't an easy thing to live with.
A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. - Rieekan
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
A deluge of words and not a drop of sense?
A democracy in which votes are not secured by arms is a farce. H. B.
A denebian slime devil is a tribble built to Klingon specs.
A dense SMUG is rolling in - Mike on guy's expression
A dentist married a manicurist.  They keep fighting tooth and nail!
A dependable ant is reliANT.
A desert chieftain would drive a Mirage.
A desk hologram was just seen and looked like Orville!
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers
A desktop Cray for $10?  Is it PC compatible?
A devil in a black dress wanders by...
A devil is supposed to have an evil grin; this one looked too morose.
A devithe for catching the Ether Bunny.
A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know if there are two Gods.
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pre
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
A diamond was a piece of coal that kept trying.
A diamond's a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
A diaphram is a drawing in pencil
A dictionary - Book with words for those who can't read...
A dictionary is a most useful tool.
A die for a die. --Catwoman (Batman Returns)
A die-hard Kingston Trio fan
A diet is a short period of starvation preceding a gain of five pounds
A diet is a weigh of life.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
A dime is a coin once used for money.
A dime is a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
A dime saved is a dollar earned.  The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A dinosaur in Jurassic Park ate a lawyer....tasted like chop suey.
A dip switch is only as good as the dip using it.
A diploma only means you know which book to look in.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before saying nothing.
A diplomat never insults anyone...accidently.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A direct hit with a 500 pounder will make a cat go Quack!
A direct hit with napalm will make a cat go WwooooofF!
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
A dirty book is seldom dusty
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
A dirty mind is a joy forever!
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste - Darkwood
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste..
A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!
A dirty mind is, ...well... , a wonderful thing.
A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind!
A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
A dirty novel I can't shut / If it's uncut / And unsubt- / le
A disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds. K. Gibran
A disarmed populace is an enslaved populace.
A disc jockey is someone who works for the love of mike.
A disease which tells you that you haven't got it.
A dishonest man and a harp struck by lighting are both a blasted lyre.
A dislexic, agnostic, insomniac sits up wondering if there is a doG.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...
A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
A diva who specializes in risque` arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
A division of Con-Huge-Co - Crow
A doctor enjoys poor health.
A doctor is a person who enjoys bad health.
A doctor of death with a PHD, a specialist in pure misery
A doctor said, "This injection won't hurt a bit."  That's an MD promise.
A dog -- a panic in a pagoda.
A dog barks at a shadow... the rest bark at the sound.
A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of tongue.
A dog is God's way of saying you need more love in your life.
A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird and a cat is a person.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, a cat is a person.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, but a cat is a pet.
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a purrrrson.
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a purrrson!.....(sic)
A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's Mr. Dog.
A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
A dog is the only friend you can buy for money
A dog is the only love that money can buy.
A dog is the only thing that loves you more than you love yourself.
A dog is wagging his tail and snarling, which do you trust?
A dog leads a SYSOPS life!
A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
A dog on the run can safely be kicked.
A dog peed on me.  A bad sign.
A dog sees God in his master...while a cat must only gaze in a mirror.
A dog sees God in his master; a cat looks in the mirror.
A dog sees God in his masterwhile a cat must only gaze in a mirror.
A dog started crying like a broken hearted man --U2
A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog.
A dog wags it's tail with it's whole heart!
A dog wags its tail with its heart.
A dog with money is addressed as Mr. Dog. Spanish Proverb
A dog! A panic in a pagoda.
A dog, a plan, a canal.  Pagoda!  -- palindrome alpha version
A doggone uppity Lawyer at that..!!!!!!
A dogma is not a mama dog!
A dollar earned is a penny saved - after Clinton.
A dollar earned is a penny saved... after Clinton.
A dollar is a terible thing not to tax!!!
A dollar saved is a dollar Congress overlooked!
A dollar saved is a dollar my wife has overlooked!
A door is what a cat is perpetually on the wrong side of!!!
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.  - Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash
A double positive is never negative...  Yeah, right!
A double standard's better than no standard at all
A double standard's better than no standard at all.
A dragon a day keeps EVERYONE away
A dragon a day, keeps the world away.
A dragon form, clashing his scales: at midnight he arose,
A dragon in the hand is worth five charred fingers
A dragon in time saves lighter fluid
A dragon is just a dragon until he faces you.  Then he is Mr. Dragon!
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
A dragon on the wing is a dream to some folkA nightmare to others.
A dragon with a can-opener.  A paladin's worst knightmare
A dragon with a can-opener.  A paladin's worst nightmare
A dragon with a can-opener:  A paladin's worst knightmare.
A dragon, holding a canister of Uranium 238?  You go on ahead, knight.
A drawing pin is an excited Smartie
A dream grants what one covets when awake.
A dream is a postcard from your subconscious.
A dream is a wish your heart makes.
A dream itself is but a shadow. - Shakespeare
A dream itself is but a tagline. -- Tagspeare
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. <Babylon 5<
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. - Babylon 5
A dream to some... A nightmare to others! --Merlin.
A dress is no good unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires @FN@ to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires Orville to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off.
A dress makes no sense unless men to want to take it off you.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A drink here, a smoke there. What was dirty is now clean. - Fishbone
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
A driver with a truck load of hogs was looking for a porking place.
A drowning cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come.
A drummer takes any woman he gets, but a guitarist can take his pick
A drunk dragon is a happy dragon!
A drunk with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
A dry sense of humor is better than drooling.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everwhere.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A duck is a bird that walks like it has ridden horseback all day.
A duel of wits? To the death? -- Vinzinni
A duel of wits? With @FN@? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
A duel of wits? With Orville? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
A dule of wits ? To the DEATH ?
A duplicate me! - Rimmer
A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit.
A dyslectic neurotic lies awake wondering if there really is a Dog.
A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog.
A dyslexic agnostic wonders whether there is a dog.
A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac sits up wondering if there is a doG.
A efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
A elected official might drive a Civic.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out -Crow on villain
A face is like a work of art. It deserves a great frame.
A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain..
A face without freckles is like a night without stars.
A fact: do with it what you will. -- Ellison
A fag is a homosexual man who has just left the room
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A fail-safe system fails when it fails to fail safely.
A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped.
A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie - Joel
A fallopian tube is part of a tv set.
A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines.
A false witness shall not be unpunished- Proverbs 19:5
A family car with a stud mobile - Crow
A family history shows you have lived!
A family is a circle of people who love you.
A family moved to the city because they heard the country was at war.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. L. Long
A family tree can wither if no one maintains its roots.
A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name...
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind & won't change the subject!
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
A fanatic marches to the beat of a dead horse.
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.
A farmer raises livestock. A Kansas farmer gets emotionally involved.
A farmer raises livestock. An Aussie farmer gets emotionally involved.
A fart is the cry for help from a turd in trouble.
A fast has no real nutritional value.
A fat Ferengi has just entered thne establishment. -- Worf
A fat ferengi has just entered the establishment. * Worf
A fat ferengi just entered the establishment.
A fat-worshippers' show:  Praise the Lard!
A fatal error has occured.  You're dead! - Lore of Borg.
A fate WORSE than a fate worse than death?  Sounds pretty bad...
A fate worse than death is to be married alive.
A fate worse than death....MARRIED ALIVE!!
A fate worse than death...THE NHL LOCKOUT!
A fate worse than death: Liberalism.
A fate worse than death: To be married alive!
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A fate worse than death: to be married alive.
A fate worse than deathMARRIED ALIVE!
A fate worse than deathTHE NHL LOCKOUT!
A father doesn't destroy his children.
A father doesn't destroy his children.  --  Lt. C. Palamas
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
A father's first right--fathering
A father's first right--fathering.
A fault recognized if half corrected
A fault recognized is half corrected.
A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it tolerates them.
A fault! Martina cried reservedly.
A feather is Erotic, A whole chicken is KINKY!
A feather is sensual. The whole chicken is kinky!
A feature is a bug with seniority
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A fellow AA has only been sober longer than you if he got up earlier.
A female Klingon with PMS?  Like, how could you *tell*?
A female Klingon with PMS?...Run for your lives!!!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A female character has flawless makeup after a battle - drink!
A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato. - KJ Radkey +
A female programmer wears a G$.
A feminazi was injured...call a witch doctor!
A feminazi's mind is a terrible waste.
A feminist bookstore has no humor section.
A feminizt was injured -- call a witch doctor!  
A feminizt was injured, call the paraplegics. 
A feminizt's mind is a terrible waste. 
A ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
A ferret by any other name still pongs
A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush.
A ferret is God's way of telling us nothing is childproof.
A ferret is God's way of telling you *nothing* is child-proof!
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A ferret is like a computer virus, it gets into everything.
A ferret is like a computer virus, they get into everything.
A ferret is like a computer virus.  It gets into everything.
A few Beta's short of a full release!
A few Kennedys short of a Kennebunkport.
A few ants short of a picnic...
A few bars short of a finished symphony.
A few beans short of a burrito.
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few bits short of a byte.
A few bits shy of a word.
A few bombs short of a cluster.
A few bombs short of a full load.
A few bombs/bricks short of a full load.
A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
A few bricks short of a sidewalk.
A few bricks short of a wall / hod.
A few bricks short of a whole wall.
A few bricks shy of a load.
A few bulbs short of a Christmas tree.
A few bytes short of a checksum.
A few calories short of a meal.
A few cans short of a six pack, Six short.
A few cans short of a six-pack.
A few cards short of a deck.
A few cats short of a full-strung violin.
A few cats short of a litter.
A few channels short of Basic Cable
A few clowns short of a Bozo Show.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few clues shy of a solution.
A few croutons short of a garden salad.
A few days short of a year.
A few drops short of a piss.
A few fiddlers short of a Grand Ol' Opry.
A few fish short of a string.
A few fishes, the water-to-wine gag, and you got a celebrity!
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal, if you ask me...
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few gigs would help. But I would rather have a life.
A few guns short of a Rambo movie.
A few hicks short of a Hee-Haw episode.
A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
A few horses short of a school lunch program.
A few hundred years of bad blood will do that. - Garibaldi
A few lines short of a switchboard.
A few lions short of a den.
A few meg short of a hard drive.
A few more Conservatives in Congress and it may work!
A few more like you and The Republic will efficient itself to death.
A few more like you, Vir & The Republic will efficient itself to death
A few more questions Mr. Computer. _ Moriarity.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer -- Moriarty
A few more questions, Mr. Computer.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer. -- Moriarity
A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
A few more tags to make you crazy!
A few morons short of a Congress.
A few munce ugo i cudn't evin spel, now i ar won.
A few open splices.
A few pages short of a book.
A few pages stuck together.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A few pickles shy of a jar.
A few pies short of a holiday.
A few pipes short of a church organ.
A few planes short of an Air Force.
A few random taglines:
A few revisions behind.
A few rigs short of a full shack...
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few screws loose.
A few slices short of a loaf
A few spokes short of a bicycle wheel.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few strings short of a violin section.
A few tacos short of a combo plate
A few teeth short of an upper plate.
A few thousand $ would come in handy right about now.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few tokens short of a toaster.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few too many scrimmages without a helmet. - Trapper, on Henry
A few volts below threshold.
A few windows short of a desktop.
A few yards short of the hole.
A few....
A field upgrade, HAL.  We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you Hayes compat!
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A field upgrade, HAL. We're gonna make you IBM compatible
A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A fifteen-year-old with poise is more fun than a thirty-year-old jerk.
A fight between you and the world?  I think I'll back the world.
A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
A fight to the death between zombies has some inherent problems.
A fight to the death with a zombie has a few inherent problems.
A figure in white unknown by man, approaching the altar of death!
A file server could not be found.  (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
A file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
A filker is a person who messes with songs...
A film star might drive a Celebrity.
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A filthy Data is de-gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A find is a terrible thing to waste!
A fine day to put the slinky on the escalator.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fine place to set down my pasty white bottom - Joel
A fine retreat matters as much as a stylish attack.
A fine sysop is something to appreciate.
A fire scene to rival the burning of Atlanta - Crow
A fire! Oh, boy! Oh. In the fireplace - Calvin
A fish in the eye is worth two in a sundress.
A fish wife...That's good - Mike to Tom
A fish, a watermelon, and a ceiling fan.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A flashlight is a case for storing dead batteries.
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries!
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries.
A flashlight is a case in which to store dead batteries.
A flashlight is a storage case for dead batteries.
A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.
A flat doesnt occur until the day after the tire sale.
A flat minor: What you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
A flat minor: what you get when you drop a piano down a mine.
A flattering mouth worketh ruin. - Proverbs 26:28
A flatuating butthead - Tom describing a jerky guy
A flounce is as good as a fop - and a lot prettier
A flower short of an arrangement.
A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
A fly in your soup is better than no meat at all.
A fly on my pizza?! - Um, actually, it's an olive fragment.
A fly on the wall? * Geordi
A fly's life is very very, short from birth to cemetery.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A flying sausage results when Lorena gets hold of Jaunty!
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it!
A fool & his money are invited everywhere.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
A fool and her money are soon my girlfriend.
A fool and his BlueWave are soon parted.
A fool and his UNIX are soon ported.
A fool and his computer are soon parted.
A fool and his computer are soon running a BBS.
A fool and his dragon are soon hoardless
A fool and his ferret are soon parted.
A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
A fool and his guilt are soon parted.
A fool and his lasagna are soon parted.  Garfield
A fool and his modem are soon ported.
A fool and his modem are soon ported...
A fool and his money . . .   Hey!   Where's your wallet?
A fool and his money . . . Hey! Where's my wallet?
A fool and his money are SYSOP material
A fool and his money are SYSOP material.
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere!
A fool and his money are backbone hub material.
A fool and his money are backbone hub material....
A fool and his money are better than no date at all!
A fool and his money are fun to go out with!
A fool and his money are invited everywhere.
A fool and his money are my best friends
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are my best friends.
A fool and his money are my kind of customer
A fool and his money are my kinda party!
A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
A fool and his money are parted on more than one occasion!!!!
A fool and his money are some party!
A fool and his money are soon SYSOPS!
A fool and his money are soon another sysop.
A fool and his money are soon audited.
A fool and his money are soon become a Sysop.
A fool and his money are soon elected
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money are soon invited places.
A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon parted..if he has a lawyer!
A fool and his money are soon partying
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money are soon spotted.
A fool and his money are soon upgraded.
A fool and his money are soon...Hey! Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his money are...  Hey!  Where's my wallet?
A fool and his money is my idea of a friend!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money is soon married...
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
A fool and his money share the same mattress.
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
A fool and his money soon become a Sysop!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop.z---
A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp.
A fool and his money soon becomes a sysop!
A fool and his money soon get VIP treatment!
A fool and his money soon go partying!
A fool and his money were never too close to begin with.
A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop
A fool and his money... hey!  Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his school are soon parted.
A fool and his/her Taglines are soon using offline readers
A fool and your money are soon partners.
A fool and your money are soon partners. Mark's Law.
A fool and your money will soon run for President!
A fool and your money will soon run for President!!!!!
A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.
A fool can't reason, a bigot won't and a slave dare not.
A fool hath no delight in understanding - Prov. 18:2
A fool is a fool is a fundy.
A fool is one who knows more than his teacher....Plato
A fool is the twin of the wise. <The Iron Circle>
A fool must now and then be right by chance alone.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool uttereth all his mind. - Proverbs 29:11
A fool wanders; a wise man travels.
A fool wants to be king.  A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
A fool who holds his tongue may pass for a sage.
A fool with a modem is money soon parted.
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
A fool's bolt is soon shot. - Shakespeare
A fool's born every minute, not counting the converts!
A fool's fool.
A fool's mouth is his destruction.   Proverbs 18:7
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. - Emerson
A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A foot of struedel contains 4 times the vitamins of a bushel of beans
A football game has broken out! - Tom
A forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any price.
A forklift is NOT a machine for setting tables!
A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used.  -- D. Gries
A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used. -- D. Gries
A fortress but no gate - Mike
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
A free people ought...to be armed-- George Washington
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.  -- Adlai Stevenson
A freeloading ant is a vagrANT.
A freely available QWK reader!
A fresh Tagline please.
A friend asks only for your time, not your Taglines.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
A friend far away is still a friend...
A friend helping a friend...what more is there?
A friend helps us remember the important things.
A friend helps you move.  A good friend helps you move a body.
A friend in need = A friend to avoid.
A friend in need can be a real pain
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.
A friend in need is a damn pest.....
A friend in need is a drain on the pocketbook.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. -- Heinlein
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. L. Long
A friend in need is a pain in the neck
A friend in need is a pain in the neck.
A friend in need is a pal in drome.
A friend in need is a pest indeed
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend in need is a pest.
A friend in need, always finds your new phone number.
A friend in power is a friend lost
A friend in power is a friend lost.
A friend is a gift that you give yourself.
A friend is a person who knows you and still likes you.
A friend is a person who knows you, but still likes you.
A friend is a poem.
A friend is a present that you can give yourself!
A friend is a present you give yourself
A friend is like an eagle; you don't find them flying in flocks.
A friend is long sought, hardly found and with difficulty kept.
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
A friend is one who knows all about you, yet loves you just the same.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway!
A friend is someone who knows me and likes me anyway.
A friend is someone who likes us in spite of all our quirks
A friend is something you earn.
A friend is the present you give yourself.
A friend loveth at all times. - Proverbs 17:17
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.
A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeit pennies...
A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeiting pennies - s.w.
A friend that you buy will be bought from you.
A friend to everyone is a friend to no one.....
A friend with mead is a friend indeed!
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
A friend:  someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friendly civilian populace is the best ally a merc can have - Tarma
A frigid beer is a good beer.
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world.
A full creative life requires lots of trials and errors.
A full-body mudpack does a corpse wonders.
A fundamentalist is an evangelical who is angry about something.
A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
A funny thing happened on my way work yesterday continued next week
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...O@o+X^NO CARRIER
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...Oqo+X^Cu     aYLP
A funny thing happened to me the other day. Wait, that wasn't me.
A furry pedestrian hit by a car:  Hit-and-run, or roadkill?
A gaggle of candy-starved 5 year olds - Dr. Forrester
A galleon of the treasure fleet, the mizzen lookout cried
A gambler might drive a Monte Carlo.
A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A gaping chest wound is nature's little way of saying slow down.
A garden is the purest of human pleasures. (F. Bacon)
A gas mask a smoke grenade and a helicopter that's all I ask - Calvin
A gasoline carrier is like a police car: it's a petrol wagon.
A gay guy who likes truckers. -- Tom Servo
A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A. - Mick Jagger
A gay in San Francisco is just a fag in Australia.
A gay man and his legs are soon parted.
A gay man is a terrible thing to waste.
A gem is not polished without rubbing
A gemstone is just a rock with good PR! (Black Mamba)
A genealogist and his mind are soon parted.
A generation that ignores history has no past, and no future. *
A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future. -L.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A generation which ignores history has no past, and no future.- L. Long
A generation which ignores history has no past--and no future. L. Long
A generous grant from the Mom Corporation - Mike
A generous person will prosper.
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn't.
A gentleman never heard the story before.
A gentleman never hits a lady with his hat on. 
A gentleman will not insult me & no man not a gentleman can insult me.
A geological specimen in motion accumulates no deposits of lichen.
A gernade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A giant hippity hop is called into action - Crow
A giant orbiting lady depil-itator - Crow on space ship
A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!! - Opus
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
A gift, from friends you don't know you have - The Shadows
A gift? That doesn't sound very profitable. -- Grand Nagus Zek
A gigolo is a fee-male. - Isaac Goldberg.
A gigolo?  Why, the nerve!    Louis Jordan
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
A giraffe walks into a bar, and says, "The high balls are on me."
A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.
A girl a day keeps the ex-wife away.
A girl a day keeps the wife away . . .
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A girl can be poor at history, but great on dates!
A girl can be poor at history, but great on dates.
A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
A girl in church and a girl in the bath? One has a soul full of hope.
A girl who is a vision in the moonlight, may be a sight in sunlight!
A girl who is vision in moonlight, may be sight in sunlight!
A girl with Complex Conjugate Feet!  Oh My!!!
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
A girl's got to have friends of her own. - Amanda
A girlfriend a day costs 100,000 in alimony.
A girlfriend a day keeps the wife away.
A girlfriend a day soon costs $1,000 a month alimony.
A glance says so much with those two -Crow
A gleaming shape she floated by, dead-pale between the houses high...
A gleekzorp is like a tornpee (sort of).
A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fe
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet.
A gleekzorp without a tournpee is like a quop without a fertsneet.
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
A goal properly set is halfway reached.  Habakkuk 2:2
A goal, is a dream with a deadline!
A goat has a beard, but that does not make him a rabbi.
A god cannot survive as a memory.
A god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
A goddess whose worshippers strangle people is close enough for me.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys. -Billy Graham
A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew.
A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami"
A good Tagline is Hard to Find.
A good Tagline is a stolen Tagline!
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good belly laugh makes the day brighter.
A good book is the purest essence of a human soul.
A good book never lacks readers. 
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
A good brainwashing could fix that problem of yours.
A good breakfast is worth waiting all night for.
A good business man is know by the company he keeps
A good cat is a DEAD cat!
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
A good challenge of one's constitution.....
A good chess player knows which pieces to sacrifice--and when.
A good cigar is a horse of another feather.
A good day is when S**t hits the fan and I have time to duck.
A good distance to be from the bagpipes is about a mile.
A good dog barks when told.
A good education should leave much to be desired.
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
A good fisherman has to have patience and bait.
A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
A good friend can listen and hear what was never said.
A good friend comes along once in a lifetime. (Hopefully with snacks.)
A good friend on a journey makes the way seem shorter.
A good girl has the bloom of youth in her cheeks.
A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
A good girl is good, but a bad girl is even BETTER!
A good guess still counts as a correct answer.
A good hacker knows all the right MOVs.
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good hug should put a smile in the heart
A good husband makes a good wife.  A good wife makes a good husband.
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. -Emerson
A good juggler can always find work. - L Pacciouli
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures. - Irish proverb
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to "Following too close".
A good lawyer makes an evil neighbor.
A good laxative will clear this up, I'm sure.
A good lesbian is hard to find!
A good library must always be a two way street.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A good man died because of us. --Bashir.
A good man doesn't betray his own people! - Kira
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good man is always a beginner.
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is even harder to find....
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good.
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming- Barbarella
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
A good mate doubles one's pleasure and halves one's cares.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good memory ignores the long skirt.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good movie this time? I think not! - Tom Servo
A good name is more desirable than great riches!!!
A good name is more desireable than great riches.
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
A good night's sleep is worth it's weight in dreams.
A good organizer is one who is always careful to plan ahe
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahead.
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahead
A good pilot has the same number of take-offs as landings.
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
A good preflight beats a parachute any day.
A good printer does it without wrinkling the sheets.
A good psychic would help me before I called
A good pun is it's own reword.
A good pun is its own reword.
A good question. There is no easy answer. - Mike Nelson
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid- Servo
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a GREAT raid - Tom
A good recipe is a snagged recipe!
A good recipe is worth a thousand words.
A good reputation is moer valuable than money.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for.
A good scare can be worth more than good advice.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good scare is usually worth more than good advice.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. -Howe
A good sense humor cures almost all of life's ills.
A good sense of humor is your best weapon.
A good shotgun prepares you for the game of war.
A good stiff one should serve 'em just fine ... a stiff drink that is.
A good tagline is it's own reward.
A good tagline is often stolen
A good tagline is worth a 100 line message!
A good tagline is worth a thousand words.
A good tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
A good time to keep you mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
A good time to laugh is anytime you get the chance.
A good tradesman blames the apprentice.....
A good traveler leaves no track.  -Lao Tzu
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A good waste of time is often invaluable...
A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
A good way to lose fat, is to keep on pumping.  All night long.
A good woman can whip you with one eye lash.
A good worker is the queen's servANT.
A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!
A goose and rooster may produce a gooster if they don't chicken out.
A gossip is a person who jumps to conclusions.
A gossip tells all but a wise man keeps a secret.
A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A gov't that provides for all our needs can also take all we have.
A government by the people should not fear the militia!!
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
A government subsidy is getting just some of your own money back.
A government supported artist is an incompetent whore. - Heinlein
A government supported artist is an incompetent whore. - RAH.
A government that fears your arms is a government to fear
A government that fears your guns is a government to fear
A government that ignores the 2nd Amendment can ignore any law
A government that outlaws guns is an outlaw government
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.  -Louis Nizer
A graduate from Bubba's House of Holy History
A graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Higher Learning?
A grajuate uv outcum bassed edukashun rote this tag line.
A graveyard!  Now they can bury the script! -- Joel Robinson
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
A great deal of money - once you have it - is never enough.
A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On.
A great fortune is a great slavery.
A great fortune is a great slavery.   -- Seneca
A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
A great man is reverent-David O. McKay
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!!
A great source of history will be those things we record now.
A great warrior?  Wars not make one great. - Yoda
A grenade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A grimoire that sticks with you:  the Velcronomicon.
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the necessary.
A grown up did it! - Wes Crusher
A gruff doctor walks up to you an says He's dead jim.
A gruff doctor walks up to you and says, "He's dead, Jim."
A guarantee with a physicist is "Confuse-a-Cat."
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A gun holstered to my hip deters more crime than any law.
A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you.  H. Rollins
A gun is like a parachute.  When you need it you NEED it!
A gun is like a parachute.  When you need it, you need a GOOD one!
A gun is like a seatbelt; when you need it you NEED it NOW!
A gun on my hip deters crime better than any law.
A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
A guru hops around often, he's known as the Kan Guru.
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. They weren't looking.
A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years
A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years.
A guy asked me what living in New York City was like, so I shot him.
A guy asked me what living in New York was like, so I shot him.
A guy can't live on head alone - Tom after dino ate horse
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.  - Laura Creighton
A hacker is someone who would rather program than sleep.
A hacker's tombstone:  CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
A hair on the head is worth two in the brush.
A half executed attack is an unfinished attack..
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A halo has only to fall a few centimeters to become a noose.
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
A halo only has to slip a few inches to become a noose.
A hammer is just the right size to spilt a orc's skull
A hand I could have sat in, took hold of my shoulder.  Robert Mitchum
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird
A hand in the bush is worth $2 to the bird.
A hand in the bush is worth it to a bird.
A hand in the bush is worth more than two birds.
A hand phaser is just a wand of etherealness...
A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die.
A handgun responds faster than 911 for crime problems.
A handicapped diplomat can park his car anywhere he pleases.
A handicapped golfer is one who play's his boss
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton picks his nose.
A handle short of a suitcase.
A handout is not a hand up!
A handsome rat - Mike on weasely guy with big ears
A hangover  the wrath of grapes
A hangover can best be described as the wrath of grapes.
A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes
A hangover is the wrath of gapes.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hangover the wrath of grapes
A hangover:  the wrath of grapes.
A happiness shared is a happiness doubled.
A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan!
A happy cat means a happy household.
A happy go lucky chap always dressed in black, he'll come to you
A happy heart makes the face cheerful... Proverbs 15:13
A happy, and registered, Telix v3.21 user.....
A hard disk is a device that erase data faster than disk drive!
A hard disk is a device that erase data faster than floppy disk drive!
A hard disk is a device that erases data faster than disk drive!
A hard disk is a device that erases data faster than floppy disk!
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
A hard disk is good to find.
A hard drive is more satisfying than a floppy.
A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy
A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy!
A hard drive is the cleanest garbage can in the world.
A hard man is good to find.
A hard man is good to find. -- Amber Lynn
A hard man is good to find....
A hard thing about business is minding your own!
A hardy second from this corner!
A harmless, necessary cat.  <Shakespeare>
A harp is a nude piano.
A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness! - Apu
A head shaped like a Dixie cup - Joel on Gaos
A head without a brain has no need for a hat.
A health shake. You're soaking in it  - Joel
A healthy slap across d'nose'll squelch a dragon's hostile tendencies.
A healthy slap across the nose'll squelch a dragon's hostile tendencies.
A healthy slap across the nose'll squelch a dragon's hostile tendency.
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear.
A heart at peace gives life to the body.
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying:  "Take today off."
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A heavy purse makes a light heart. - Irish proverb
A helicopter pilot's life has it's ups and downs.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A heterosexual males dream, making a lesbian SWEAT!
A hidden flaw never remains hidden.
A high roller even when the chips are down.
A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. -Matthews
A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13 -Mike
A hip ant in a radiator is coolANT.
A history is what makes life a tapestry. Rio
A hit!  A most palpable hit!<Shakespeare>
A hobby is getting exhausted on your own time.
A hobby, not addicted, a hobby, not addicted, a hobby
A hobo might wish he had a Rambler.
A hog's eyesight is better than a human's.
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A hole in your tetrology is a terrible thing to face...
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
A home without a cat doesn't smell as bad.
A home without a cat is only a house.
A home, where the buffalo roam, is messy.
A homely woman hates mirrors.
A honest politician is one who stays bought after he is bought.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
A hooloovoo is a superintelligent shade of the color blue.
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
A horse blowing a man is "fillyatio."
A horse is a fine companion
A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless it's Odo.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A horse may go freely to water but a pencil must be lead.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse walks into a bar.  The bartender says "So why the long face?"
A horse will walk to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!
A hospital is no place to be sick.
A hot dog and a six pack ...
A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.
A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it.
A house with no books cannot ever be more than four walls.
A house without a cat is not a home to settle at.
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
A hug is a handshake from the heart.
A hug is a handshake, except it comes from the heart!!
A hug may warm the soul, but a kiss steals it.
A hug tends to warm the soul; a kiss tends to steal it.
A hug warms the soul & places a smile in the heart!
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A hug warms the soul and places on a smile in the heart!
A hug warms the soul and puts a smile in the heart.
A huge anti-semantic movement arose.
A huge number two pencil! - Crow on missile nosecone
A huge number two pencil! -- Crow
A human being has no natural rights of any nature.    RAH
A human with an IQ of two thousand and five. - Q
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
A hundred stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A hundred years ago is not what it used to be.
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back.
A hungry dog hunts best.  A hungrier dog hunts even better.
A hungry grizzly doesn't give a rat's behind about YOUR animal rights.
A hungry man is not a free man. - Adlai Stevenson
A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog.
A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
A hurricane triggered by butterfly wings ...
A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed...
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far!
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had.
A husband is a man who is spouse-broken.
A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is living proof that a women can take a joke
A husband is proof that a wife can choose wisely.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A husband is what is left of a man after the nerve is extracted.
A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the hospital.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six. Film at 10pm.
A hypochondriac is a rue-it-yourself fanatic.
A hypochondriac is someone who greets you "Good Moaning."
A hypocrite has God in his mouth and the world in his heart.
A hypocrite is a person who just isn't himself on Sunday.
A hypocrite is one who sets good examples when he has an audience.
A is A.
A is for Alert, like when Riker yells red
A is for Angie hacked up with an axe...
A is for Astaroth, who fell from the sky
A is for the admiration you deserve! - Crow sings
A ja !? Prvi put zalim sto imam dvadeset i dve...
A ja decko nestasko na ulici svaki dan...
A ja prokleto sam, ocajno sam, sasvim sam, sam...
A ja sve vreme gazio misa, i nece da se upali...
A jack of all trades is master of none.
A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A jerk. A real knee biter.
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it. - Shakespeare
A jet pilot might drive a Concorde.
A job is nice but it interferes with being a railfan.
A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing...
A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice to have but it interferes with my computer time.
A job is nice, but it interferes with BBSing.
A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
A job is nice, but it interferes with my BBSing...
A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice, but it interfers with genealogy.
A job worth doing is worth doing well.
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling. - Nietzsche
A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
A joke's a very serious thing. -- Churchill
A joke, son. It's a JOKE. Don'cha get it? -Foghorn Leghorn
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax. -- Spock
A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of 2000 miles will be routed through O'Hare.
A journey of a thousand li starts under one's feet...Lao tzu
A journey of a thousand li starts where the feet are
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of a thousand miles is a long way to walk!
A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet...Lao tzu
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A judge is an attorney who stopped practicing law.
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
A juggler is a schizophrenic playing catch
A juggler is just a schizophrenic playing catch.
A jump through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, Boy!
A jury -- twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.
A jury is twelve people who have to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury of your peers: 12 people who are homicidal maniacs .....
A k.d. lang dance - Tom as girls dance with girls
A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
A kat's worst enemy is a closed door
A katana might slice a worm in two.
A kender is a--hey, wait a second! WHERE'S MY TAGLINE?!?
A keyboard how quaint. -- Scott
A keyboard is no substitute for a pillow!
A keyboard?!?!?! How quaint! - Scotty ST IV
A keyboardhow quaint. -- Scott
A kibble is one thousand nibbles.
A kick in the butt is a step forward.
A kick in the rear is a step forward.
A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding.
A killa, a fool, a little arsed G...
A kind heart is of little value in chess.
A kind word and a gun get more than just a kind word-Al Capone
A kind word and a gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone...- Janier
A kinder gentler Tagline.
A kinder gentler recipe.
A king's castle is his home.
A king, eh?  Well, I didn't vote for you...
A kingdom of Robert Borks - Mike on guys with beards
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.
A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.
A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
A kiss is the sure sweet cement and glue of love.
A kiss is the upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of animals.
A kleptomaniac is a man who just can't help helping himself.
A kleptomaniac might drive an Impulse.
A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. - Shakespeare
A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare
A knife too dull to cut anything else can always cut your finger.
A knight might drive a Cavalier.
A knitting machine hears many 4-letter words; knit, purl, slip, tuck...
A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in a sewer.
A lack of knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordion any day.
A lady is a woman who can make a man act like a Gentleman
A lady is a woman who makes a gentleman act like one!
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A laid-back, stand-up comedian?!?   <g>
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
A language is a dialect with an army, navy and Air Force.
A language is a dialect with an army.
A language is just a dialect with a gun.
A lap behind the field.
A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
A large hammer is a must for computer techs.
A large oxymoron: Bad Sex
A large pizza, a case of Labatt's Blue, & Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and @FN@ to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Orville to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Rob to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and YOU to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of rootbeer, and Rick to go, please.
A large viper must be swallowed with extreme caution.
A lasting peace gives time to finish paying for last war
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack.
A laugh is a smile with fireworks!
A laugh is just a scowl with the sh*t kicked out of it....
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.
A launch to the west is better than no launch at all...
A law can give security--but the hope of a date is love
A law can give security--but the hope of a date is love.
A law that prevents risks prevents love
A law that prevents risks prevents love.
A lawn mower you can push by hand?  What will they think of next !
A lawyer always has half a mind to do something.
A lawyer and a rooster? A rooster clucks defiance. . .
A lawyer and sperm both have an outside chance of being human.
A lawyer got his client a suspended sentence.  He was hung.
A lawyer is like a river. --Kosh.
A lawyer is reforming health care?! May the Lord help us! BOHICA
A lawyer is skilled in the circumvention of the law.
A lawyer made me believe that pigs CAN fly!
A lawyer stepped in manure and thought he was melting.
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. - A. Lincoln
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. -- Lincoln.
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. --A. Lincoln.
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. --Lincoln.
A lawyer's dream -- |R|E|A|D|||B|E|T|W|E|E|N|||T|H|E||L|I|N|E|S|.
A lawyer's lawyer is one who names his daughter Sue!
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless  unless
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless unless
A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell.
A leader is best when people barely know that he exists
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who has guessed right more than once.
A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A leapord never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
A left winger's IQ is always the {NUL} set.
A legend in her own mind!
A legend in his own lunchtime!
A legend in his own mind!
A legislator is to the voter as a chauffeur is to the employer
A legislator is to the voter as a chauffeur is to the employer.
A lenticular polychrome of writhing, almost fluid, radiance. EESmith
A leopard never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A leper worshipped Jesus and Jesus healed him. (Matt.8:2,3)
A lepo sam ti rekla Radovane, nemoj s ledja, bice zensko
A lesbian and her legs are soon parted.
A lesbian for your thoughts.
A lesbian in the hand is worth two in the bush!
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
A lesbian is a terrible thing to waste.
A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job
A lesbian made me do it!
A lessa' docto' might've been fooled.  Cheeeiit.  I, howeva'...- HoloDoc
A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however...- HoloDoc
A letter of reprimand is better than no mail at all.
A level playing field is the best place to exchange ideas.
A liar is not believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liar needs a good memory
A liar won't believe anyone else.
A liberal and someone else's money are soon parted.
A liberal criticizes most what he understands least.
A liberal critisises most what he understands least.
A liberal is Society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal is a conservative who's been mugged by reality.
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when a fight begins.
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
A liberal is a person with no interests no stake.
A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake.
A liberal is an optimist without any experience...
A liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been mugged.
A liberal is nothing but a communist on Prozac!
A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
A liberal is society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal mind is a terrible thing to face.
A liberal politician approaches every problem with an open mouth!
A liberal searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is
A liberal who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed
A liberal won't blink when proposing a new tax!
A liberal's IQ is always the {NUL} set.
A liberal's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A liberal's data source: A guess.
A liberal's data source: a wild guess.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by Your income!
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income.
A liberal's mind: An anathema of rigid dogma!
A liberal's useful generalization.
A liberal, and proud of it.
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
A library is thought in cold storage.
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
A lich, huh?  I steal his spellbook.
A lich, huh?  No problem  I steal his spellbook.
A lie has speed, but the truth has endurance!
A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is a terminological inexactitude. -- Churchill
A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths - Deep Throat
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths.
A lie is terminological inexactitude - the Clinton Administration
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - Churchill
A lie is terminological inexactitude. From the Lawyer's Lexicon.
A lie is the truth in masquerade.
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. -Hermann Goring
A lie's a lie and dressed in white don't help it.  Marjorie Main
A life is worth more than a penis. --Lorena B.'s lawyer.
A life is worth more than a penis. Lisa Kemler, Lorena Bobbitt's atty.
A life without music is not a life
A life, eh?  What board can I download that from?
A life?   Where can I download THAT from?
A life?  Where can I download THAT from?
A life?  Where can I download one?
A life?  Where can I download that?
A life?  Which BBS do I d/l that from???
A life?  Which BBS do I download that from???
A life?  Yeah well
A life?  can i get that in the files section?
A life? From what board can I down load that?
A life? What board can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download one?
A life? Where can I download that?
A light heart lives long.
A light heart lives long. <Shakespeare>
A light-heeled mother makes a leaden-heeled daughter.
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron
A lightning bolt partitioned my hard drive.
A lights out cage baptism - Tom as fighters fall in lake
A limited time only; this offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or
A lip of truth is forever; a lying tongue for but a moment.
A list is only as strong as its weakest link.  - Don Knuth
A list is only as strong as its weakest link.  -- Don Knuth
A little AARD VARK won't hurt you.
A little DAT will do ya.
A little Hitler baby - Mike
A little Knowledge is dangerous, and boy am I dangerous!
A little LAN will do it!
A little QUESTION??????????????
A little Shalomar for me - Mike as voodoo girl sprays
A little a'disk & a little a'data
A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too - Tom
A little bit of anger was never enough for me.
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.
A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit and he'll be fine.
A little boredom in your life is seldom fatal.
A little brain damage never hurt.
A little caution outflanks a large cavalry. - Bismarck
A little cheese with that whine?  Hmmm?
A little cognitive dissonance never hurt anyone...
A little cognitive flexibility goes a long way.
A little dab'll do ya.
A little death can be fun at times....;)
A little death without mourning --U2
A little delve'll do ya.
A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.
A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody....
A little experience can upset a lot of theory.
A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.
A little fermented curd will do the trick.
A little greed can get you lots of neat stuff.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A little harsh but it had to be done-Mike on throwing Tom
A little help contributes to a better world..
A little higher please - Crow as guy gets whipped
A little hockey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for my health - pick you up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little inaccuracy saves tons of explanation.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.  -- H. H. Munroe
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H. H. Munroe
A little knowledge can be dangerous, the lack thereof, devistating
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little knowledge is dangerous, and boy, am I dangerous!
A little knowledge is...well, a little knowledge, unless, well, ok...
A little knowledge isn't enough.
A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump. (GAL 5:9)
A little less talk and a lot more action
A little light in his loafers.
A little like having bees live in your head.
A little madness in the spring, is wholesome even for the king.
A little musical acid trip - Dr. F on Nuveena short
A little neglect may breed great mischief.
A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men
A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by all men
A little nukie never hurt anyone!
A little peek into Doodles Weaver's lifestyle - Crow
A little peek into their home life -Crow on girl w/rope
A little premature at this point, I'd say ... <g>
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing!
A little red button awaits to be pushed !
A little red button awaits to be pushed!
A little revolution every now and then is a good thing.
A little revolution every now and then is good...
A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing.
A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess. - Blair
A little shorter with firm thighs - Tom as guy writes
A little shot of Adam in the Young Philedelphians -Mike
A little shot of reality never hurt anyone |----#*#*#*==----,
A little sleep is all we're losin'...Let's go fishin'
A little sleep is all we're losin'..It's up to us to do the chosin'
A little sleep is all we're losin'..It's up to us to do the chosin'-DB
A little suffering is good for the soul.
A little suffering is good for the soul. - James Tiberius Kirk
A little suffering is good for the soul. - Kirk
A little sweat never drowned anyone yet.
A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.
A little tight in the bosom - Joel on bullet proof vest
A little too 'a lotta cars in here' - Mike
A little too much like reality eh????
A little too much like reality, hmmm?
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here. --Tom.
A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind, and another tagline.
A little whipping, a little caningSure, why not!
A little windows never hurt anyone.  Pain is gain.
A little wine for the sauce, and some for the cook!
A little yearning is a dangerous thing!
A live toad for breakfast, and your day is all uphill!
A living dog is better than a dead lion. - Ecclesiastes 9:4
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A living example of artifical intelligence..
A loaf of bread, a jug of one, and Heather Locklear.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant<.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Dexter Fernandez.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Gary Caplan.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Orville.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Rick.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou, mooning in the Taglines.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and you.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Heather Locklear.
A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
A long nose is forever.
A long shot, Watson; a very long shot. -- Sherlock Holmes
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here?
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it right here?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...the Rangers won The Cup.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
A long time ago, on a node far, far away...
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any price.
A looney tune.
A loose chip on the microprocessor board.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard
A lot is to be said for the word NO.
A lot more satisfying to be raped & THEN killed - Tom
A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s - Crow T. Robot
A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s-Crow
A lot of love in a family always makes me smile. - Talyn
A lot of money is never enough once you have it.
A lot of monkey-see, monkey-do indeed.
A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.
A lot of people want to BE Irish! Especially on 3/17!
A lot of people work but their minds are unemployed.
A lot of reading, but these are a riot....how many are yours???
A lot of the time, things are simpler then they look ...
A lot you know... -- Miracle Max
A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A love scene already? - Tom as truck goes through tunnel
A love song is a caress set to music.
A lovely apparition sent to be a moment's ornament.
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
A lovely singing voice, too?! - Tom on blender noise
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.
A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.<Moliere>
A lover without discretion is no lover at all.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
A low FAT file instructs the computer to eat data in little bits and bytes.
A low level language is one whose programs require attention to the irrelevant.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a little pregnant.
A low-cholesterol diet is the key to heartening of the arteries.
A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A loyal man makes his friend's enemy his own enemy.
A lucky guess -- Q
A macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !
A mafia hitman was taking a poor guy for a ride: a slay ride.
A magazine says your face don't look quite right...
A magic B.M. - Tom
A magic book that stays with you - the Velcronomicon.
A magic book that sticks with you:  The Velcronomicon.
A magic vomit pump could be useful for gourmands.
A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
A mainframe:  The biggest PC peripheral available.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A major motion picture starring Orville Bullitt!
A male deer is called a belvedere.
A male geometer who has been to the beach - is a Tangent!
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
A male rite of passage - Registering your copy of Telix.
A male rite of passage:  Writing your name in the snow.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A male rite of passage: writing your name in the snow.
A mama be some two edged sword.  Cheeeiit..driven through ya'!
A man *IS* his word ... Where does that leave President Clinton?
A man A girl Madness Pain And the shadows...
A man IS as good as his word....Where does that leave Bill Clinton?
A man _IS_ his word Where does that leave President Clinton?
A man after his own heart. - 1 Samuel 13:14
A man and a lady in the same water?! - Radar. Baptists. - Hawkeye
A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did.
A man attempting to walk around the world, drowned today.
A man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A man born to drown will drown on a desert.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
A man can compact his to travel size, unlike a cucumber.
A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't'
A man can survive more than one woman
A man can't have too many POWER tools!!!
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. -Wilde
A man consists of the faith that is in him. B. Gita
A man drove me to drink and I never even thanked him.
A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
A man gives good advice when he is too old to set a bad example.
A man has got to know his assimilations. -- Harry of Borg
A man has got to know his assimilations. --Harry of Borg.
A man has got to know his limitations- Dirty Harry, philosopher
A man has got to know his limitations.
A man has got to know his limitations."  --  Dirty Harry
A man in a paper hat cannot fly a turbo helicopter.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
A man in the house is worth 2 in the street. - Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man in the house is worth two in the streets. - Mae West.
A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
A man is a worrisome thing that'll drive you to tag in the night.
A man is also known by the company he keeps away from
A man is as good as he has to be, a woman as bad as she dares.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad a
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
A man is as old as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks.
A man is as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks.
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
A man is as young as the woman he feels!
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A man is as young as the women he feels!
A man is best known by the liberals he avoids!
A man is closest to perfection when filling out a job application form.
A man is incomplete till he is married; then he is finished.
A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.
A man is no longer a green-horn after sex
A man is not complete till he's married, Then he's finished.
A man is not complete until he gets married.  Then he is FINISHED.
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
A man is not complete until he marries. Then he is finished.
A man is not completed until he gets married.  Then he is FINISHED.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man is only a man, but a cucumber is more than a meal.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man is only as good as what he loves. - Saul Bellow
A man is only as old as the *censored* he feels.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A man is only as young as the woman he feels!
A man is still whole after being eaten
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. -- H.L. Mencken
A man may be young in years, yet old in hours.
A man may forget where he went on his honeymoon but never *why*.
A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive. - Hamza el-Kahir
A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest. H. Ellis
A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A man needs a mistress, just to break the mahogany.
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.
A man of no conversation should smoke. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
A man on a Squishee-bender can sure do some crazy things! - Bart
A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying
A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts)
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man shall be judged by his enemies as well as by his friends.
A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth
A man should be greater than some of his parts.
A man should be what he can do.   Montgomery Clift
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man that believes life is filled with the marbles of Insanity.
A man that blushes is not quite a brute.
A man that is young in years may be old in hours. - Bacon
A man that is young in years may be old in hours. F. Bacon
A man that will enjoy a quiet conscience must lead a quiet life.
A man walks into a bar... "Ouch!"
A man who can't make up his mind, probably has no mind to make up.
A man who can't mind his own business so not to be trusted with the king's.
A man who fails to listen is blind.
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne
A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad
A man who hates dogs and children can't be all bad.
A man who hates his mother will end up hating you.
A man who keep stealing mopids was an obvious cycle-path.
A man who lies cannot love.   Goldie Hawn
A man who loved birds will be long remembered as kind.
A man who reads a woman like a book must prefer braille!
A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets himself
A man who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt woman doing it.
A man who sinks in woman's arms, soon has his arms in woman's sink.
A man who smiles when things go wrong has a computer to blame it on.
A man who smiles when things go wrong has an alibi.
A man who smiles when things go wrong has an excuse.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A man who studieth revenge keeps his wounds green.
A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
A man who would move a mountain must begin by carrying away a stone.
A man will crawl on the sheer face of love like a fly on the wall -U2
A man with a gun can control 100 without one - Lenin
A man with a gun is safer than a man with a bible and a gun.
A man with a mission is a man with a muffin
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
A man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
A man with no destination is already lost.
A man with no destination is never lost.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
A man without a chihuahua is like a tagline without a point.
A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a god is like a liberal without taxes.
A man without a god is like a tagline without a point.
A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
A man without a woman is like a man without a care.
A man without a woman is like a man without a headache.
A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.
A man without legs can not run far!  Drow Proverb
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man's 2 stages of sex: Bi-weekly and buy-weekly.
A man's GOT TO KNOW his limitations!!!!
A man's a man all his life,  A woman's sexy until she's your wife
A man's a man for a' that! Burns
A man's a man for that.
A man's balance depends on the weight he carries between his legs.
A man's best friend is his copy of Messenger V1.0.
A man's best friend is his copy of Messenger V2.0.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A man's brain is his Achilles' heel.
A man's computer room is his Mouse Pad in his Mouse House.
A man's computer room is his castle.
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
A man's god is that which he loves the most.
A man's got to know his limitations.
A man's got to live. - St. Cloud   Not necessarily. - MacLeod
A man's gotta do - whatever his wife tells him to!
A man's gotta know his own limitations.
A man's greatness can be measured by his enemies.
A man's guess is more accurate than a woman's certainty.
A man's guess is much more accurate than a woman's certainty.
A man's heart has a nerve that answers to beauty's vibrations.
A man's home is his HASSLE!
A man's home is his Hassle
A man's home is his castle, let him clean it.
A man's home is his palace.
A man's house is his hassle.
A man's idea of fairness: Having his cake and eating your's, too.
A man's idea of helping with house work... lifting his legs.
A man's idea of housework?  Lifting his legs so you vacuum under them.
A man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum under...
A man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you vacuum under them.
A man's incomplete til married; then he's finished.
A man's incomplete until married; then he's finished!
A man's incomplete until married; then he's finished!
A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground.
A man's life is dyed the color of his imagination.
A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory. - Keats
A man's no good when his wife's a widow.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's place is in the wrong.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A man's worst nightmare:  Tonya Rodham Bobbitt.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A man, a plan, a canal, Suez (palindrome, beta version)
A man, a plan, a canal.  Panama!
A man, a plan, a canal.  Suez!
A man, a plan, a canal.  Suez!   -- palindrome beta version
A man, a plan, a canal...Panama!
A man, like music, should have a good end.
A manic depressive who walks in the rain...RUSH Cinderella Man
A map to the refridgerator. Hilarious - Calvin
A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious. - Calvin
A married man can do anything he likes if his wife don't mind.- GBShaw
A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.
A masochist is anybody who does anything in COBOL.
A mass of conflicting impulses.
A masterly retreat is in itself a victory.
A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment.
A maternity dress could be called a "slip cover."
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee i  To: CAL WEBSTER
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
A mathematician is just a machine for turning coffee into theorems
A mathematician named Rose could do calculus on her toes!
A matter of opinion, your opinion dosen't matter.
A matter of some antics.  -SLR
A means to an end.
A megabyte of RAM helps the email go down.
A member of Facial Hair Club for Men -Joel on guy's beard
A member of the Don't Let The Fungi From Yuggoth Breed Society
A member of the French Resistance might drive a Triumph.
A member of the National Park Service might drive a Ranger.
A menstraul cycle has 3 wheels.
A mental midget.  -- Moe Howard
A menu?  No thanks.  I'll just eat, drink and have sex.
A mere bag of shells.
A mere caricature of a recipe.
A mere charicature of a recipe.
A mere charicature of a tagline.
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. - Proverbs 17:22
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance. - Proverbs 15:13
A message from Andrea brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Bob brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Cario:  e.gypt
A message from Chrissy Di brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Danny brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Jack brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Orville brings sunshine into my day.
A message from the depths of Hell!
A message from you brings sunshine into my day.
A message with out a recipe? Man, this message is in BIG trouble NOW!
A message with out a tagline? Man, this message is in BIG trouble NOW!
A message without a Tagline looks so...bare!
A message without a recipe looks so...bare!
A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.
A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy woman.
A metaphor is like a simile.
A meteorologist might drive a Cirrus.
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance. - Barry Schiff
A midget at nudist colony will stick his nose in everyone's business.
A military disaster may produce a better postwar situation than victory.
A militia cannot be assembled from an unarmed populace.
A million bars of gold pressed latinum! -- Quark
A million cubic feet capacity! - Mike on freezer
A mime is a terrible thing to waste...but what the heck...(BLAM)
A mime is a terrible thing, a waste.
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
A mind is a terible thing to...  OOHHH, a video game!!!
A mind is a terrible thing - Jim Adams, 1993
A mind is a terrible thing to ... OOOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ... OOOOO, a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ... er ... hmmmm?
A mind is a terrible thing to .....oooohhhhh, pastel Wonderbras.
A mind is a terrible thing to .....oooohhhhh, pastel Wunderbras (tm).
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..OOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..OOOH!!! Mail packets!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..uh..I forgot.
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOhhh, a new TV program!
A mind is a terrible thing to Ooooohhhhh!  Pastel Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing to lay off.
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.......
A mind is a terrible thing to taste
A mind is a terrible thing to taste *
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot..
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forogt..
A mind is a terrible thing to ugh I forgot...
A mind is a terrible thing to uh.. hmm, I forgot.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste by listening to Rush Limbaugh!
A mind is a terrible thing to waste listening to Rush Limbaugh!
A mind is a terrible thing to waste... especially when it's closed.
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOH, Animaniacs is on!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH!  Mail packets!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, *Pastel* Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, *new* E-mail!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, W____ _F F_RT_N_ IS _N!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, look, Sears(tm) has a sale!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Ooohh!  A new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooohh, the new Sailor V video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Phill!  Old buddy, old pal...
A mind is a terrible thing to... uhhh... ummm....?
A mind is a terrible thing to... whoops!  Time for my committee meeting.
A mind is a terrible thing to......oooooohhhh, pastel Wonderbras.
A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a doughnut!
A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm?
A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
A mind is a terrible thing toAhAh...
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, *Pastel* Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, Animaniacs is on!
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing toOoohh!  A new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing toOoooh, a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing touhhhI forget
A mind is a terrible thing. --Dan Quayle.
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
A mind is like a parachute. It only operates when it is open.
A mind like a steel seive.
A mind like a steel sewer!
A mind stretched by new ideas can never go back to its original size.
A mind was wasted on Al Gore.
A mind was wasted on He.
A mind was wasted on Lee Rich.
A mind was wasted on Orville Bullitt.
A mind was wasted on Orville.
A mind, much like a parachute, works only when open.
A minds journey begins with a single Why? --Confucius.
A miner 49'er.  Oh my darlin Clementine...  ZAP!
A minister says matrimony should be enduring.  It is.
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction.-Hawkeye
A miser is hard to live with - but makes a fine ancestor.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. 
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor!
A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor.
A miser is someone who earns his money the hoard way.
A miser is someone who earns money the hoard way.
A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts.
A miss is as good as a mile.
A miss is as good as a mile. A half a loaf is better than none.
A mission! Oh, wait...I've already been on one mission this week.
A mistake a day keeps perfection away.
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
A mistake?  Impossible, my modem is error correcting.
A mistress is a cutie on the q.t.
A mistress is something between a mister and a matress
A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A mob is a group of people with heads, but no brains.
A mock coma.
A model by day & a barbarian on weekends - Crow
A modem in every computer!
A modem is a baudy house.
A moderator AND a tagline thief... JUST SHOOT ME!
A moderator and a tagline thief, just shoot me!
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ kn
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You just KNOW!
A moderator for a *tagline* echo?  Talk about useless.
A moderator for a humour echo? Talk about useless.
A moderator has no friends or enemies, except other moderators.
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
A moderator of Taglines.
A moderator should be hanged by her computer-to-modem cable.
A moderator should be hanged by his tongue.
A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-modem cable.
A moderator's power ends at his echo.  A sysop's ends at his board.
A moderator's work is never done
A moderator's work is never dung.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.  -- Churchill
A modest man is usually admired - if people ever hear of him.
A modest silence is a woman's crown. - Sophocles
A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering. - Londo
A moment of silence in honor and praise...
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life. - FLOYD
A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life.. - Pink Floyd
A momentary moment of slackness...
A money and it's fool, are soon parted.
A monk asks, "What is the Buddha?" The master answers, "The Buddha."
A monk, a clone and a Ferengi all decide to go bowling together...
A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decide to go bowling...--Data
A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar... - Data
A monkey was my great, great, great, great...
A monkey was my great, great, great, great.....
A monster! - Dot's pet
A moose by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer looking thing.
A moose on the road is a Canadian *stop* sign...
A moose on the road is a Canadian stop sign....
A moose on the road is a Newfie stop sign.
A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really -- Monty Python
A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really.
A moose once bit my sister...
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else.
A morning without coffee is like something without something else
A mother AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A mother is not a dust rag.
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent.
A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.
A mother-in-law is often a mother.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.  L. Long
A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Lazarus Long
A motion to adjourn is always in order. -- Heinlein
A motion to adjourn is always in order. -L. Long
A motion to ajourn is always in order.
A mountain climber always wants to take one more peak.
A mouse is an Elephant designed by the Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built by Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
A mouse is falcon food, not an input device!
A mouse is just a click off the 'ol pad.
A mouse may be useful -- but only as cat food.
A mouse may be useful, but only as cat food.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
A mouse may be usefull, but only as Cat Food....
A mouthful of breath mints and no one to kiss.
A movement is accomplished in six stages and the seventh brings return
A movie critic is a legless man who teaches running.
A moving door hinge never corrodes/Flowing water never stagnates.
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay!
A mule in a tux is still a mule.
A musical ignoramus is one who doesn't know his brass from his oboe.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear\SLM
A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing
A mystic is a man who treats his feelings as tools of cognition.
A myth is a female moth.
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
A myth is a religion which no longer attracts adherents.
A myth is a young female moth.
A myth is as good as a mile!
A myth is as good as my "L".  The L with it.
A naive actress from Podunk - Tom
A naked general outranks a dressed wound. - Col. Potter
A naked man fears no pickpocket
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
A naked man fears no pickpockets.
A nanite is a midget nanny!
A nano-second and a light-year are just a matter of time.
A nano-second is only 9 inches long.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
A narrative approximation of something - Tom
A narrow mind has a broad tongue
A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
A nation cannot have Gun Control and remain free ...
A nation is moulded by the tests its people meet and master.
A nation of sheep feeds a government of wolves.
A nation of sheep soon becomes a government of wolves.
A navigator might drive a Horizon.
A navigator swims around in a swamp 'till he becomes a suitcase-Curley
A navigator swims around in a swamp 'till he becomes a suitcase.
A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar.
A neat desk is a sign of a sick mind
A neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind
A needle in the hand is worth two in the chair
A neon beacon, shining all alone in the Net...
A never read book is always new. 
A new "Health Bill"?   Did we have an old one?
A new RADIO for my wife... great trade!
A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows the corners.
A new cigarette offers coupons good for a cemetery plot.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
A new crop of eunuchs? - Mike on slaves
A new feature with version 2.10 is the use of [command] tokens.
A new game - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A new game called L A poker... three clubs beat a king
A new game-Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A new game-Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's laugage?
A new generation.  A new mission.  A new destiny. - Star Trek:  Voyager
A new generation. A new mission. A new destiny. : Voyager
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A new name for Political Correctness:  Euphemasia.
A new name for Political Correctness: Euphemasia.
A new order for the ages.
A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
A new standard in telec############## NO CARRIER
A new twist to everything.  Never think on one plane.
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
A nice girl has the cheek of youth in her bloomers.
A nice try *beats* a good intention...
A nice, albeit outlandish, idea.  Wouldn't it be great?
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore - Berra
A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.
A nighttime stroke of overbearing - Course of Empire
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat!
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!  OOOOGH!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man!
A nod's as good asa wink to a blind bat. - Monty Python
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
A non-swappable tag-line is in the way
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A notch off the timing mark.
A novel idea: POSTING ONLY TAGLINES IN THE TAGLINE ECHO.
A novel must be pretty good to outlive the average cat.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket!
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothostrophobia.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
A nymph knows how to unlock chains.
A nymphomaniac can only count up to sex.
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought
A one-armed fisherman tells no lies..."It was this big!"
A one-bit brain with a parity error.
A one...A two...A we know what to do! - Tom sings
A oscillator will oscillate at the wrong frequency ...if it oscillates
A oscillator will oscillate at the wrong frequency ...if it oscillates.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure.
A pagan's favorite food: Pan pizza.
A page of documentation (now) is worth four hours of work (later).
A page of history is worth a volume of logic.
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
A paladin's worst knightmare: Dragon with a Can opener!!
A palukoo a day keeps the Trills away.
A pane short of a window.
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
A paradox can be paradoctored. (R.A.Heinlein)
A paragon of racist propaganda...Rush Limbaugh.
A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's really going on.
A parking meter is a means of buying time.
A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
A part of me knew when I first saw you - Tessa Noel
A party?  For me?  Here?  Uncle Fester
A passionate kiss, like a spider's web, leads to the undoing of a fly.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
A path without obstacles probably leads nowhere.
A path without obstacles probably leads to nowhere.
A pc is like a three ring circuit board.
A peaceful man is a contradiction in terms.
A pecker by any other name is still a dick.
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.  -- Gloria Steinem
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem
A pedestrian hit me and went under my aircraft.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
A pen and paper are all you need to create a new world.
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A pen is mightier than a sword unless it runs out of ink!
A pen may run to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A penney saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny dropped lands at your feet, quarters roll 20 yds..
A penny earned is Cheap labor.
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny earned is ridiculous...
A penny earned....is cheap labor.
A penny for my thoughts!? It cost $0.25 for the bathroom!
A penny for your thought.  $20.00 to act it out.
A penny for your thoughts (or a dollar for your body).
A penny for your thoughts but $20 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts$20 to act it out.
A penny for your thoughts$50.00 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts, $20 to act it out...
A penny for your thoughts, $200/hr to act them out
A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for the whole brain!.
A penny for your thoughts.    HEY!  I deserve change!
A penny for your thoughts.  Twenty bucks to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts. $20 to act it out!
A penny for your thoughts. $50 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts.. $20 if you act it out.
A penny for your thoughts... $20 to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts...$20 to act it out....
A penny for your thoughts...$50.00 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts...$500 to act it out....
A penny for your thoughts...Phone: (900) 2CALLME - $10 Per Minute.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out!
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts? Hey, you owe me change!
A penny saved ... is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved but DON'T tell a liberal
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
A penny saved is a Governmental oversight.
A penny saved is a congressional error.
A penny saved is a congressional oversight!
A penny saved is a congressional oversight.
A penny saved is a congressional oversite.
A penny saved is a girl lost.
A penny saved is a parliamentary oversight.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is a penny stashed away.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is actually a valuable Lincoln Medallion.
A penny saved is an error of the tax man!
A penny saved is bound to be taxed.
A penny saved is earned.. the rest is the IRS's
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is one cent.
A penny saved is ridiculous
A penny saved is ridiculous!
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is the government's share of the nickel you earned.
A penny saved is what's left after taxes out of the dime you earned.
A penny saved is worthless
A penny saved is worthless.
A penny saved looks good on a loafer.
A people that can do as it pleases will hardly be wise. - Machiavelli
A perdillion, kerjillion dollars - Crow
A perennial is a flower that continues to live after it dies.
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
A perfect mathematical relation between parts of a body. - Pythagoras
A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40 psi.
A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40psi.
A period is merely a semi-comma.
A perpetual desire for power after power. - Hobbes
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
A person all wrapped up in himself makes a pretty small package!
A person born in May should drive a Taurus.
A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
A person deeply in debt might drive a Charger.
A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you.
A person forgives only when she is in the wrong.
A person has a fundamental right to defend themselves!
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person paints with his brains and not with his hands.
A person should live forever, or die trying.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
A person that cannot BBS becomes EX-communicated.
A person that stands for nothing will fall for anything.
A person who *won't* be blackmailed, *can't* be blackmailed.
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
A person who hunts using birds of prey might drive a Falcon.
A person who isn't making waves isn't paddling hard enough.
A person who looks up to God rarely looks down on People
A person who never made a mistake is a person who never did anything.
A person who says "I'm enlightened!" probably isn't. <Baba Ram Dass>
A person who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A person will never starve who feeds on the promises of God.
A person with a gun is a citizen. A person without a gun is a subject.
A person with a gun: a citizen;  a person without a gun: a subject.
A person with no friends doesn't have a single Zucchini to his name!
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A person without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure.
A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do.
A perversion of nature... How exciting!
A perversion of nature....how exciting!
A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste...
A pessimist burns his bridges before he gets to them.
A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity knocks
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity kn
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks
A pessimist is a well informed optimist.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
A pessimist sees calamity in every opportunity.
A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.
A pest: A friend in need.
A pet beaver!  I'll be dammed!
A phasar on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A phaser *is* the universal communicator. -- Worf
A phaser beats four aces.  -- Worf
A phaser is the universal communicator -- Worf
A phaser is the universal communicator. X Worf
A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A phaser on stun is like a morning without coffee.
A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there
A philsopher is merely someone who admits his own neuroses.
A phone rings, there is a knock on the door. It's time to go. -JM
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.  -- George Wald
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald
A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself.  -- Niels Bohr
A piano is a harp in a coffin.
A piano is a piano is a piano. - Gertrude Steinway
A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway.
A piano stool - and I thought pianos were housebroken!
A piano stool?  I thought pianos were housebroken!
A picket..a pocket.. a packet..you read mine did I see yours...?
A picnic at the slag heap!? Thanks mom! - Crow T. Robot
A picture is a poem without words.
A picture is worth 1,000 words, especially a naked one
A picture is worth 1000 words?  PKZIP *.TXT ==< *.GIF
A picture is worth 1000 words?  PKZIP *.TXT ==> *.GIF
A picture is worth a 1000 words & occupies about 20k
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.
A picture's word 1000 words, 2000 bytes, or 16000 bits.
A pigeon on the ground is better for me and the cat.
A pile for everything, and everything in its pile.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A pilot might drive a Jetta.
A pinch here, a pinch there. He's a zombie - Mike
A pinch of probably is worth a pound of perhaps.
A pinch of this & a pinch of that.  Good thing the wife's not looking.
A pinch of this, a dash of that and...4 cups of wine?
A pint of your best plonk please
A pinup of Kathy Bates - Mike on picture of manly girl
A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
A piston engine?  What did ya buy that for?   It was on sale.
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A place for everything, and everything in your face!
A place where the wind calls your name --U2
A plagiarist should be made to copy the author 100 times.
A plan so cunning, put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
A planet of play things, we dance on the strings..... Rush??
A platitude a day keeps the normal away.
A platypus could do my job - Tom as bread man
A playgirl is out for pin money, but she doesn't sew!
A pleasant face man steps up to greet youRUSH Twilight Zone
A pleasant illusion is better than a harsh reality.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs.
A poem a day keeps the psychiartist away.
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
A poet might drive a Stanza.
A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other bad habits.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
A point in the space time continuum.
A point of view is a matter of perspective
A point of view is a matter of perspective...
A pointer is a sic dog.
A pointy head is the sign of a sharp mind.
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
A police state is GREAT when you're the police!
A police state is a wonderful thing - if you're the police.
A police state is great, as long as you are the police.
A police state is great, as long as you're the police.
A police state is great, so long as you're the police.
A political carreer come to a screeching halt - Mike
A political party is organized opinion. - Disraeli
A politician double-crosses any bridge he comes to.
A politician one that would circumvent God.
A politician's favourite breakfast?  Waffles.
A politician's generosity is only limited by your income.
A pollutant is an out of place resource
A polygon is another name for a Mormon!!!!
A pony, an ironing board & some stirrup pants! - Crow
A poor crazy person:  insane.  A rich crazy person:  eccentric.
A poor excuse is better than a liberal's excuse!
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin<
A poor man is one who gets his money by earning it.
A poor man is one who works for his money.
A poor man's bagpipe: Stuff cat (1) under arm. Pull leg. Chew on tail.
A poor man's holodeck:  A tab of acid and a glass of water.
A port of call for diplomates and pissed-off Trek writers
A port of call for diplomats and pissed-off Trek writers
A potion of blindness lets you see invisible things.
A pound of Armadillo meat has 780 calories -The Calorie Factor
A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.  Garfield
A pound of puppies; a college of cardinals; a bowl of weevils
A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!
A pox upon him for me, he's more and more a cat.
A precipitate avian ensnares the vermiculate creature.
A preposition is a poor word to end a sentence with.
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
A priceless jewel!
A prickly pair: two nudists running through the woods!
A priest can get the gods to listen easily.
A priest can go to hell just like anyone else.
A priest can go to hell just like the rest anyone else.
A priest can go to hell just like the rest of us.
A priest gets defrocked: does a general get disordered?
A priest gets defrocked: does a sailor get disgusted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a CEO get downsized?
A priest gets defrocked; does a bookie get unhorsed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a carpenter get unframed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a cashier get unregistered?
A priest gets defrocked; does a draftsman get erased?
A priest gets defrocked; does a farmer get uncowed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a fisherman get deodorized?
A priest gets defrocked; does a gardener get deflowered?
A priest gets defrocked; does a hooker get unscrewed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a janitor get unwashed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a model get deposed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a programmer get dBASEd?
A priest gets defrocked; does a realtor get distracted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a sculptor get busted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped?
A priest gets defrocked; does a waiter get betrayed?
A priest gets defrocked; does an actor get defamed?
A priest gets defrocked; does an altar boy get delighted?
A priest gets defrocked; does an electrician get defused?
A priest gets defrocked; is a cabinetmaker unhinged?
A priest gets defrocked; is a salesman decommissioned?
A priest gets defrocked; is a salesman disconnected?
A priestess and a virgin you might be, but that unicorn won't care.
A priestess and a virgin you might be,but that unicorn won't care.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A problem that does not cause difficulty is not a problem.
A problem with Spitting Mail is Drooling Taglines
A procrastinator's work is never done
A procrastinator's work is never done.
A procrastinator's work is never started.
A product of Klingon science.
A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
A product with `ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
A production of the digitally insane.
A production of the information-addicted insane.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
A professional bowler might drive a Fairlane.
A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like
A professional: One who does a good job even if he doesn't feel like it.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
A program has at least 1 variable,1 branch,1 loop.......... and 1 bug!
A program is a tool for turning data into error messages.
A program is used to convert data into error messages.
A program is used to turn data into error messages
A program is used to turn data into error messages.
A program should follow the "Law of Least Astonishment."
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
A programmer's work is never done THANKS TO THE LEECHES!
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!<
A programmers is a bug's way of making more bugs...
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loophles.
A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.
A promise is only as good as the word of the person who makes it.
A propeller is as a fan to keep the pilot cool.
A propeller is just a fan to keep the pilot cool.
A proper Tagline should be a good sign of a sick mind.
A prostitute.  She can wash her crack and sell it again!
A protest singer, he's singing a protest song...
A proud member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
A proud member of the OMX steering committee
A proud registered owner of BlueWave v2.12!
A proud supporter of Crusty the Clown's Telethon for Motion Sickness.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A prudent man does not make a goat his gardener.
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
A prune is a plum with experience.
A prune is a plum with experience...
A pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A pubic hair is not a wild rabbit...
A public opinion poll is no substitute for thought.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.
A puppy is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearab\SL
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
A pushing sort of girl, a very pushing little person.
A pussy is like a potato chip - You can't eat just one
A quart low.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
A quartet is four people who think the other three can't sing.
A question hangs in the haze -- when will you rage...
A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.
A question suppressed might be an answer lost!
A quick response is worth a thousand logical responses.
A quick wit and a quick temper.  What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
A quick wit and a quiet temper.  What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper. Why ask for more?
A quill shall be my bow, and ink- its arrows. -- Jennifer Mulcahy
A quiz in Cosmo? How unusual - Tom
A rabbit can blow its ears off by sneezing.
A rabbit will blink when struck with a hammer.
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense.
A race of ham radio operators - Crow on alien equipment
A race to the finish XPRESS DERBY!
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A radical is a person with both feet firmly planted in the air.
A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A rainy vacation is like 2 weeks in a carwash!
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
A real book is not one that is read, but one that reads us.
A real emergency smut shipment - Crow
A real fast ant does things in an instANT.
A real fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A real fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A real fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A real fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A real fisherman can be very a-luring!
A real fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A real fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A real fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A real fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck!
A real fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A real fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A real fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A real fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A real fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A real fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A real fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A real fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A real fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A real fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A real fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A real fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A real fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A real fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A real fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A real fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A real fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A real fisherman needs no excuse!
A real fisherman never has a full freezer!
A real fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A real fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A real fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A real fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A real fisherman will never go hungry!
A real fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A real friend remembers only the birthday.
A real life?  Which BBS can I download that from?
A real programmer's girlfriend wears a G$.
A real sepia-tone has come over the crowd - Tom
A really great man is one who makes others feel great!
A really plain woman is one who however beautiful, neglects to charm.
A really trivial use for dark powers - Mike
A ream of proctologists.
A reason for doing it is not an excuse to avoid responsibility for it.
A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.
A reasonable liberal is Hard to Find
A recent psychic fair was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
A recent survey shows that 9 out of 10 people hate surveys
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A recipe at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A recipe doesn't belong to anyone - Edward Espe Brown
A recipe is a terrible thing to waste.
A recipe is nothing without opportunity.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness. - Calvin
A red-neck's last words.."Hey, Y'all, Watch this!!"
A redhead a day will wear you out!
A redhead's mating call is what blondes??
A redhead's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!
A redhead:  Antidote for a boring life.
A redheaded mistress in leather, be afraid, be very afraid!
A reel fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
A registered unregistered Megamail Reader
A registered user of Blue Wave since v.1.5, AND PROUD OF IT!!!
A registered user of Telix and Liberator
A regular three ring cervix
A religion based on the Goddess of COnfusion?  It is utter madness!
A religion is a cult with an adequate army
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
A religion is nothing but a cult with political power.
A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!
A religion without mystery must be a religion without God.
A religion!  How weird!  But you shouldn't have laughed.
A remarkable human demonstration of the domino effect ensued...
A remote control to locate your other remote controls.
A replacement must be requested as soon as possible. - HoloDoc
A response would be appreciated.
A return with no gosub.
A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.
A rhino is a hippopotamus with a radiator cap.
A right delayed is a right denied -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A right delayed is a right denied.
A right delayed is a right denied. -- Martin Luther King
A right isn't a right unless it's right.
A right winger's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts.
A rind is a terrible thing to taste.
A ring of conflict is a bad thing if there is a nurse in the room.
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
A road map tells you everything except how to refold it.
A roadie from Sea Hunt - Crow on scuba diver
A roaring bore, eh Alice?
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rock -----<me<----- A hard place.
A rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding.-Pr.10:13
A rodeo star might drive a Bronco.
A rolling CPU gathers no CMOS.
A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?!
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A rolling stone gets the worm.
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A rolling stone is liable to kill you.
A rolling stone makes you flat.
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
A rolling stone will squish you flat...
A roofer faces involuntary manslaughter charges after eavesdropping.
A room should reflect its occupant.
A room temperature IQ.
A room without a book is like a heart without a soul -- Plato
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
A rooster clucks defiance - but a lawyer . . .
A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer.
A rooster clucks defiance, whereas a lawyer...
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
A rooster clucks defiance.  A lawyer.....
A rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, yo mama says any-cock'll do.
A root is a flower that disdains fame.
A rose by any other name . . .
A rose by any other name is damn confusing! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A rose by any other name is still a titty bar!
A rose by any other name still attracts aphids.
A rose by any other name would be really weird.
A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
A rose by any other name would still attract liberals.
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.
A rose by any other name... Hmmm... How 'bout George?
A rose by any other name....might be a skunk.
A rose for Jeni Morgan. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Orville Bullitt. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Steve Boisvenue       ---<--<-@
A rose for you-->  --'---,---{@
A rose is a rose is a rose... ----'{-,-{@
A rose is a rose is a rose.... ----'--,-{@
A rose is a rose, but a decent enchilada... Now you're talking!
A rose is a rose... unless it's Odo.
A rose is beautiful in whatever garden it blooms.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
A rose is not a rose when it's an exploding palukoo.
A rose will always smell sweet.
A rough ASCII date would be helpful too.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A rubber is just a cover for an inner tube.
A rumor has no legs but spreads anyway.
A rumor is about as hard to unspread as butter.
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
A rump of couch potatoes
A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back.
A running mate is a wife who dared to talk back. 
A rut is a grave with the ends kicked out.
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out!
A rut is just a grave with a ramp at either end.
A sad spektakl: Bradata zena pojede celo pile!!! :))))
A sad svi na svoje radne zadatke!
A sada GIV MI GIV MI subinu, sto ja volim zenu...
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist. - Anon
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist...
A sadness shared is a sadness halved.
A sadomasochistist might drive a Marquis.
A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world -Dr. F
A safe sperm gathers no defects
A safe sperm gathers no defects.
A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.
A salute to No Panty Lines - Tom on girl dancer
A salute to careful shaving - Tom Servo on hula girls
A salute to careful shaving - Tom on hula girls
A satellite dish isn't something the astronauts eat from.
A satisfied virgin is no longer a virgin.
A sausage short of a barbecue.
A savage primitive, that Ringo.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over!
A scallop has 35 eyes.
A schizophrenic can be all people, to all things.
A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck.
A schizophrenic vampire has a lot of holes in his neck.
A school:  Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A science magazine publisher might drive an Omni.
A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.
A scoundrel has neither morals nor honor.
A scratch?  You're arm's off! -- King Arthur
A scratch? Your arm's off!
A sculptor might drive a Contour.
A sea gull landed on a channel marker, buoy meets gull.
A seamstress tucks up frills, a trumpet player...
A search for wisdom withoout God ends in deception.
A second Childhood?? Hell, I'd like to have my first!
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A second marriage is when optimism exceeds experience.
A second phone! Of course! - Bell Well, DUH!!!! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
A secret admirer of Rush Limbaugh? <VOMIT!> ... <BG>
A secret admirer of Rush Limbaugh? <VOMIT!< ... <BG<
A secret prize in every call.
A secret.  Shhh.  Keep it to yourself.  Really.  Don't tell anyone.
A secretary becomes a permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
A seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge.
A self addressed envelope would be addressed to Envelope .....RIGHT?
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope"
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope."
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed to "Envelope", right?
A self-made man?  Yes - and worships his creator. - Cowper (1731-1800)
A self-starting oscillator won't.
A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held 2 weeks ago.
A seminar on Time Travel was held last next Monday
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A seminar on Time Travel would be useless.
A seminar on time travel will be held last week.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing.
A sense of humor is mandatory when living with a dog.
A sense of humor is the best revenge.
A sense of humor like mine will not go unpunished.
A sense of humour means looking at things from an offbeat angle.
A sense of wrong doing is an enhancement of pleasure.
A sentient 1701-D:  "Hey there, DS9 - wanna dock?"
A sentient 1701-D:  Engage it yourself, Picard!
A sentient 1701-D:  Hey there, DS9, wanna dock?
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
A series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? Successive approximation...
A service of the The Northeast Ohio (USA) PC User Group  (NEOPC)
A seven course meal to a man is a hoagie and 6-pack!
A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak !
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
A sex survey?    No, I'm sorry, I have a headache.
A sexual innuendo a day keeps Dr. Ruth away.
A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose. -- Paine
A share violation is a liberal trying to 'share' my assets!
A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye. -- Koloth
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are often found in the same head.
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head!
A sheep in wolf's clothing? must be a black sheep......
A sheep: is a tampon for an elephant.
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A shin is a tool used for finding furniture in the dark.
A shining beacon in an electronic void
A shining beacon of garish neon signs and tourist traps...
A shining beacon, all alone in the Net. This is the echo, Terok Nor.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships were built for.
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are.
A ship that never leaves the harbor is always safe.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A short guy with furry feet found a ring and threw it into a volcano.
A short saying contains much wisdom. - Sophocles.
A short sword is not as good as a long sword.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
A shortcut is the longest path between two points.
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. * Geordi
A shot of reality never hurt anyone:%@^&$## NO CARRIER
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor.  No more purple dinosaur!
A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
A show of books is no proof of wisdom. 
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A shrimp sole my girl; I lobster and haven't flounder!
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be - drink!
A sick and perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste...
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a neat desk
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a neat desk.
A side show; a smoke-screen; a passing landscape
A sigh is a silent scream...
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again..."
A sign of our times:  " N O   R A D I O   I N   C A R "
A signature short of a book.
A signature shows much of a person, sometimes even a name
A signature tells a lot about a man, sometimes even his name.
A silver tongue, a golden touch, and a mind like a steel trap
A simile is like a metaphor.
A simple `no' would have worked-- Richie Ryan
A simple handshake would have sufficed.--Picard
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A simple solution:  Hang up!
A simple yes or no would have been fine.
A simple yes would have sufficed -- Picard
A simple yes would have sufficed. - Picard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard.
A singing dead guy telegram! --Crow.
A singing pentagram  - Tom
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin
A single fact can ruin a good argument everytime!
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good arguement.
A single fact can spoil a good argument
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.
A single fact can spoil any liberal's argument.
A single fact seems to be one more than you have.
A single note rings on and on and on.
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows.
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, can I have a beer and a mop?
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
A skid-row wino might drive a Thunderbird.
A slap across the muzzle will squelch any dragon's hostile tendencies.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A sleeve/button short of a shirt.
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise:  "Welcome a Borg."
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: Welcome a Borg.
A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato.
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A small bird or mouse, left on the bed, tells them you care. - A Cat.
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.
A small good deed is better than the grandest intention.
A small man, a whiny type of guy.  -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A small object that is accidently dropped will hide.
A small price to pay for immortality.
A small town is where there's no such thing as a rich policeman.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer is very lucky.
A smart Pakled has a lot in common w/ Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny.
A smart man seeks out his enemy's enemy and makes him his friend.
A smart man would ride out right now. - Duncan MacLeod
A smile CAN make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile CAN make a day, but usually it takes money or sex
A smile MAY make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile improves your face value.
A smile increases your face value.
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight
A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is home.
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A smile is worth a thousand words.
A smile, slightly dangerous, touches my face for just a moment.
A smile: a window on your face showing your heart is home
A smiley face gone horribly wrong - Joel on circle logo
A snagged recipe is still a recipe.
A sneeze. Billions & billions of snot particles - Tom
A snoot full? - Data
A snout full coke helps the drugs go down.
A social life - What BBS do I download that from?
A social life ? .... What board can I download That from?
A social life?   How do you download that?
A social life?  What BBS can I download that from?
A social life?  What board can I download THAT from?
A social life?  What board do I download THAT from?
A social life?  Where can I download THAT from?
A social life?  Where do I download THAT from?
A social life?  Which BBS can I download that from?
A social life?  You're in the perfect place, wrong Conference.
A social life? From what board can I download THAT?
A social life? How do you download that?
A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from?
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
A social life? Where can I download THAT from?
A society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. - Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath.
A soft drink turneth away company.
A soft word never yet broke a tooth - Irish Proverb.
A soldier's record tells a lot about a person. - Hague
A son is a source of pride forever.
A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2.
A source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment.
A spacesuit with cufflinks? - Lister
A span short of a bridge.
A spanking, a spanking!!!
A spanking?  There's going to be a spanking!?!  <PANT PANT>
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
A spectre of revenge, riding the flow tide home.
A spirit of a misplaced childhood is rising to speak his mind
A spirit w/a vision is a dream w/a mission
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission.
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -- Rush Limbaugh
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -Rush:Hold Your Fire
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A sprinkle a day keeps Bob Morgan away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Landon Kuhn away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Orville Bullitt away.
A sprinkle a day keeps you away.
A square with only three sides.
A squid in the hand is rather yecchy!
A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.
A sta kazes na ovo !?
A stag film produced by the League of Women voters - Tom
A stage? No, this is not a stage.
A state o' satanic bliss -*-
A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time. - John,V
A state of satanic bliss -*-
A state police office might drive a Trooper.
A statesman is a dead politician.  Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician.  We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead polititian. We need more statesme
A statesman is a dead polititian. We need more statesmen.
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A statesman shears the sheep; a politician skins them.
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
A steak a day keeps the cows dead.
A steak without salt is like sex without orgasm.
A steal at only $5.95 + $19.00 S&H.
A steel pinata?  This could take hours! -- Crow T. Robot
A steel pinata? This could take hours! - Crow
A stench in the ear... undomesticated music.
A stench in the ear..liberal music.
A stench in the earundomesticated music.
A stich in time saves nine, but does that include temporal anomolies?
A stick gets round when you multiply by 3.14.
A stick..is that all your fighting with @F!?!....<Evil Grin>...
A stick..is that all your fighting with!?!.<Evil Grin>
A stiff apology is a second insult.
A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
A still tongue makes a happy life
A still tongue makes a happy mind.
A stitch in nine saves time.
A stitch in time ... saves embarrassing exposure!
A stitch in time is mine
A stitch in time really would have confused Einstein
A stitch in time saves 11 (octal proverb)...
A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure...
A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in time saves nine. (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
A stitch in time saves nine.<Franklin>
A stitch in time would have confused Einsteiin.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.  -Unknown
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.  Maybe.
A stitch in time...oops...rats, ripping, ripping, ripping!
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.
A stogun wedding is a case of wife or death
A stolen tagline is still a tagline
A stolen tagline- the real gift that keeps on giving.
A stomach is a terrible thing to waste.  Garfield
A story is told as much by silence as by speech.
A strange ant is aberrANT.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. - W.O.P.R.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.<War Games>
A strange new way to show affection.
A stranger might also be an ENEMY you haven't met yet.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.  -- O'Henry
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry
A strong mind CAN overcome a public education.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A stuffed cat makes a GREAT doorstop...
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty.
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement!
A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its author.
A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its author.  - Johnson
A succubus will go farther than a nymph.
A succubus will go further than a nymph.
A sucker's groan is music to a gambler's ear. SGT.BILKO
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you: "Slow down."
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying slow down.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
A sufficiently advanced god would use evolution.
A sufficiently advanced technology can't be told from a rigged demo
A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand.
A suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
A suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
A sun worshiper might drive a Corona.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine foods expertly
A supercomputer is a machine, that runs an endless loop in just 2 seconds.
A sure way to avoid AIDS?  Abstinence followe by Monogamy!!!!
A sure-fire formula for living to be one hundred - keep breathing!
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's computer
A surprised Data is propositioned by the Enterprise's Computer.
A surprised Data is propositioned by the ship's computer.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine. A wife is a whine bottle. 
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine. A wife is a wine bottle. 
A swift kick in th'south-forty is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A swift kick in the butt is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A swift kick in the south-forty is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A sword in the Hand is worth Two in the Stone
A sword, Frank, a very *rare* sword. - Brenda Wyatt
A symphony conductor might drive a Tempo.
A symphony is not played merely to reach its end.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A sysop works from sun to sun ....
A sysop's favorite educational show  "Connections."
A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEEED it!
A sysop's husband is a lonely one
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
A sysop's wife is a lonely one
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
A system event?  Wow!  Can I get tickets?
A sytem error has ocurred, ID -666.  ((Behead)) (Dismember)
A table of contents has no drawers.
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. --Niven.
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. -Chmee
A tag line is like a bungie on a jumper because ___________?
A tagline a day keeps the doctor away.
A tagline a day keeps the moderator away.
A tagline at this point is not needed.
A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A tagline goes where?
A tagline is a snippet of surreality.
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A tagline is merely a quotation without the quoter.
A tagline says more about you than cash ever can!
A tagline!  A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare
A tagline-the last chance to piss someone off
A tagline?  Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
A tailor tucks up frills. Dr. Bashir...
A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
A tank that can't shoot is merely an 80-ton portable radio.
A tape drive is like a tape worm; it just keeps on eating.
A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tax that's labeled temporary will celebrate its centenary.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Servi
A teabag short of a pot.
A teacher is but the student who shares his knowledge.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
A team.  Joined together at the hip!  ... Q to Vash
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze....
A technique is a trick that works!
A technique is a trick that works.
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear?! McCoy
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bartender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
A terrible thing happened again last night - nothing.
A terrible thing happened to me last night.   Nothing.
A test will be given on file contents: Room 708, *Tagline Court*.
A theory must be tempered with reality.  Nehru
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabulary ...
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing here more than a week is an heirloom. -- Kender Proverb
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Wilde
A thing not worth doing is worth not doing well.
A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A thing of shreds and zatches.
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow. - Gypsy Rose Lee.
A thing worth having is worth cheating for.
A thousand blessings on your big toe!
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean:  A good start.
A thousand pardons Grasshopper...
A thousand pardons...
A thousand points of light: A convention of Organians.
A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs
A thousand stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully.
A three thousand year old childproof cap?
A threefold cord is not easily broken. - Ecclesiastes 4:12
A thrifty housewife always peels potatoes twice.
A thrill comparable to the cleaning the oven
A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns... - Mutant Raccoon
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A time for raging keggers, and voices lifted high in filk...
A time to be born; a time to die. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to break down, and a time to build up. - Ecclesiastes 3:3
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to kill, and a time to heal. - Ecclesiastes 3:3
A time to mourn, and a time to dance. - Ecclesiastes 3:4
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh. - Ecclesiastes 3:4
A time to write a Tagline, a time to steal a Tagline
A time to write a recipe, a time to snag a recipe...
A time when Roy Thinnes' agent returned his calls - Crow
A time will come soon when you'll lose all control of your body.
A tired kangaroo is out of bounds.
A tiskek, A tasket, A condom or a Casket..
A tisket, a Bobbitt, she hacked it off and lobbed it.
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket...
A titanic intellect...  In a world full of icebergs.
A toast  --  To a kinder gentler echo
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
A toast...to absent friends.  -Dr. Frank N. Furter
A toaster? Not Lucille! She's got 4 toast bays - Tom
A toe is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A too short mini-skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A toothache of a man.  -- Jim Hightower on George Bush
A torn book is better than a never touched book. 
A torpedoed cathedral sinks rapidly into the earth.
A toss across the room usually fixes the problem.
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
A tower short of a castle.
A town so small, they have to mail trash to the dump.
A toyota backwards is still a toyota!
A traffic jam at the congress intersection - Tom sings
A traffic jam at the congress intersection. -- Tom Servo
A trailer's a trailer, even if it's a double-wide...
A train is the only thing you can run away from when it's coming.
A train station is where the train stops
A train won't run on a torn up track.
A tree falling can only be heard if someone is there.
A tree falls. Hits Milli Vanilli. Someone else screams.
A tree fell right in front of me in the forrest, and I didn't hear it
A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it...
A tree is good enough for a Beer.
A tree never hits an automobile (except in self-defense)
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
A triangle will tell you that God is three-sided.
A tribble a day keeps the Kilngons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.........
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A trip of a thousand miles is usually routed through O'Hare.
A trip of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A truck backed through the windshield into my wife's face.
A truck load of vibrators: Toys for twats.
A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first...
A true Gentleman lets his lady ALWAYS come first...
A true Klingon warrior does not steal taglines.
A true adman writes the prose and cons.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend knows who you are ... but likes you anyway.
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through. 
A true gentleman ALWAYS lets the lady cum first!
A true gentleman always lets his lady come first.
A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude. (O. Wilde)
A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
A true lady always swallows.
A true story with a happy ending!
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truer sentiment has never been typed! - Gryphontamer
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
A truly creative mind CAN overcome a formal education.
A truly creative mind CAN overcome a public education.
A truly evil DM uses a good eraser and amneasa spells.
A truly evil DM uses a good eraser and amnesia spells.
A truly good DM uses a good eraser and amnesia spells.
A truly good DM uses a good eraser and spells of amnesia.
A truly great wine should not leave you with a foam moustache.-Lister
A truly lazy person is never bored
A truly lazy person is never bored.
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn...
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
A truth that's told with bad intent/ Beats all the lies you can invent.
A truthful politician is like a fish that can't swim.
A tuba is much larger than its name.
A tupperwear party! - Crow on opium den
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A turkey roast is a fowl ball...
A twisted soul the mortar... despair the bricks...
A two-hour daily allowance and a 28.8 Modem: Time is no problem!
A type 2 phaser beats four aces. - Worf during bad poker
A type II phaser beats four aces. - Worf, bad poker night
A type II phaser beats four aces. -- Worf (on a bad poker night)
A type II phaser beats four aces. -- Worf, on a bad poker night
A unicorn is nothing more, nothing less, than a horny horse.
A united Germany means even less sunbeds
A university does not intellectualize it's neighborhood.
A useless life is an early death.
A user is known by the files he downloads.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A vacuum cleaner, Heidi Fliess, NAFTA, A Homosexual, ...
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A vasa cerkica draga, naravno, konzumira mladice
A vasectomy is never having to say you're sorry.
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
A vegetable diet lies at the basis of all reform.
A vegetarian is one who eats vegetables...BEWARE HUMANITARIANS!
A verbal agreement will do, until the lawyers get here.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.  - Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on!
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
A veritable deluge of woven words and one teeny-weeny drop of reality.
A veritable river of words
A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. - Shakespeare
A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience. -- Tagspeare
A very good tagline, and of a good conscience. --Tagspeare
A very lovely thought, but not at all practical. - Jiminie Cricket
A very old and very wise man once said ... "HUH?"
A very sad person might drive a Saab.
A very serious tagline for a very serious message...
A very special Ziffle family reunion - Crow
A very wise mute once said :
A victim of a cruel prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A victim of your vanity you see just what you want to see.
A vida  uma Soda - Socrates
A viola's range? 30 feet if kicked hard enough.
A violent argument errupts - Tom on nerdy family
A violin minus the bow.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A virtuous life is its own punishment.
A virus ate my tagline collection! :(
A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!
A virus is just a FEMMSA quirk.
A virus scan program in OS/2: Found: WINDOWS Delete? Y/n?
A virus that eats Taglines would really make many people mad.
A virus that eats Taglines would really make people mad.
A virus that eats recipes would really make people mad.
A virus that eats taglines would really make people mad.
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
A vivid and creative mind characterize you.
A volatile mixture of hot munitions & cool jazz - Crow
A voltage spike? OUCH! That hertz!
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A vulva is a car from Sweden.
A wagon designed for peak hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind! 
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind...
A waitress is a beer drinker's best friend.
A walk in the Park <*shudder*> ...
A walk on the WILDSIDE. Tony266@vabeach.relay.ucm.org
A war hammer? ... Why, you use it to drive your sword into infidels.
A war put off is not a war avoided. -- C. Heston
A war put off is not a war avoided. -- Charlton Heston
A war worth waging is one against the poverty of ideas
A warm beer is better than no beer at all
A warm friend is good to find!
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
A warp in time saves..uuumm..years and years!
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor at all
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor.
A warrior does not complain of physical discomfort. - Worf
A warrior's best friends: a claymore and a tankard of mead.
A warrior's drink - well that explains a lot!?!
A warrior's drink, eh? Well, that explains a lot.
A warrior's drink...Well, that explains a lot.
A warrior's mate does NOT say "jIh'wuQ" (I have a headache)!
A warrior's mate does NOT say jiH'wuQ TWICE!
A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
A waste of skin - Crow on jerky character
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age ...
A watched pot never boils, try turning on the heat
A watched pot never disappears.
A watchmaker is someone who doesn't charge extra for working over time.
A wealthy mind makes good cents.
A weapon in every hand, freedom on every side -- Eastern Sect Kyfho
A weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A weasel ripped my dress! - Crow as guy attacks girl
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff in the world.
A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lietime
A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lifetime
A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.
A week is a long time in politics.
A weird fantasy is a great reality
A well concieved and expressed thought is awesome to behold.
A well trained little Nazi can ruin your day.
A well written life is as rare as a well spent one.
A well-crafted recipe is a joy forever.
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
A well-hung lawyer:  no room between his neck and the noose.
A well-traveled individual might drive a Continental.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A wet pussy is a terrible thing to waste.
A what? To order a what? With what? - Bell (Animaniacs)
A wheel slices into the crowd killing three - Mike
A wheelbarrow!  Why didn't you list that as one of our assests?
A whimper a day keeps the gods away.
A whip's blow raises welts, a blow of the tongue crushes bones.
A whip, some chains and thou...
A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again! - Frank on Margaret
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex?  Drat!
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex? Drat!
A white lie is an aversion of the truth.
A white lie soon gets tanned from exposure.
A white male, middle class power holder - Gypsy
A white sport coat and a pink crustacean
A whole 45 feet of car, there - Tom
A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.
A whole cheese cake has a very short life span!
A whole lot of ends! - Crow on girls' butts & THE END
A whole roomful of bubble headed little guys - Crow
A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.
A whole wodge of tribbles deleted for brevity
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wicked book cannot repent.
A wiener running away from a kettle -Tom as guy runs
A wife is NOT a handicap!    Park elsewhere!
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
A wife is an attachment ya screw on the bed to get the housework done
A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wild duck never laid a tame egg....Irish proverb
A wild party?  -Data
A will is a dead giveaway.
A wind-up clock without a key.
A windy April is death to little pigs.
A wink is as good as a nod... To a blind man.  - Monty Python
A winner makes commitments; a loser makes promises.
A winner says "Let's find out."; a loser says "Nobody knows."
A winner shows some of his character, a loser, all of it.
A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie.
A wino asked me for change I gave him my shirt. -S.W.
A wise man asks questions without hesitation.
A wise man can hear profit in the wind -- ROA #22
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - 22nd Rule
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.
A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
A wise man never needs it, a fool never takes it, it's always free??
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A wise man never sits on a holy throne.
A wise man once said ..."I don't know."
A wise man once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wise man once said..."I dunno."
A wise man once said.... I don't know...
A wise man once said...... Water is Wet!
A wise man once said.I don't know...
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
A wise man who knows proverbs, reconciles difficulties - Yoruba
A wise man whose wisdom serves him not is wise in vain. - Ennius
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. * Bacon
A wise man's heart turns to the right, a fool's to the left. Ecc.10:2
A wise monkey don't monkey around with another monkey's monkey....
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.
A wise old man once told me never to listen to a wise old man.
A wise person knows that he lacks knowledge.
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a frog.
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A wise son maketh a glad father. - Proverbs 10:1
A wise teacher makes learning a joy. (Proverbs 15:2 TLB)
A wise woman once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits. -- Pope
A witch might drive a brougham.
A witticism, a bon mot, a.. THAT'S ENOUGH, DATA!
A witty saying proves nothing.  --  Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
A wizard, huh?  I throw my drink at him.
A wok is what you fwo at a wabbit.
A wok is what you fwow at a wabbit.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
A wolf is a fox that brings flowers with him.
A wolf is a fox who sends flowers.
A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison your mind"
A woman can be happy with any man as long as she doesn't love him.
A woman cries before the wedding, a man after.
A woman cries before the wedding; a man after.
A woman dropped into Isaac Newton's lap ... he discovered depravity
A woman drove me to drink & I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank he
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!
A woman drove me to drink.  I never properly thanked her.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.
A woman hath nine lives like a cat.
A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough.
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
A woman is always buying something. - Ovid
A woman is as young as she damn well pleases to be!
A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!
A woman is like... a beer!   -Homer Simpson
A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a Smoke!
A woman is only a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
A woman is only as old as the man she feels.
A woman is only as young as the man she feels!
A woman is raped every 6 minutes and every 18 seconds a woman is beaten.
A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.
A woman may veil her face with a smile.
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
A woman never forgets her sex.
A woman of wit acquires the cynicism of man.
A woman should have compassion.
A woman should have compassion. - James T. Kirk
A woman should have compassion. Kirk, Catspaw, stardate 3018.2.
A woman stops telling her age when it starts telling on her.
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way!
A woman who hates her father will end up hating you.
A woman who is loved always has success.<V. Baum>
A woman with PMS & ESP is a b*tch who knows it all.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.  -- Gloria Steinum
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bycycle.
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
A woman would rather talk with a man than an angel.
A woman's accusation is all that is need to for conviction
A woman's accusation is all that is need to for conviction.
A woman's brain is her Achilles' Heel.
A woman's chief asset is man's imagination.
A woman's choice can kill a man
A woman's choice can kill a man.
A woman's computer room is her hideaway!
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's head on a spike is not a pretty thing. V Tsepes
A woman's home is her palace.
A woman's life is a history of affections.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:  she changes it more often.
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Kipling
A woman's place is everyplace.
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A woman's place is in the home, in front of her computer.
A woman's place is in the home, next to her PC.
A woman's place is in the house and sweeping the Senate floor!
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A woman's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A woman's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod.
A woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.
A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end. - Franz Shubert
A woman, like music, should have a good end - F. Schubert
A woman, like music, should have a good end. --Schubert.
A womans no is ok, but a mans no is insensistivity
A womans place is in the house ... and in the senate.
A womans place is on my face.
A women was in love with fourteen soldiers; it was platoonic.
A women's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS
A women's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A wonderfully spritely albeit annoying woman - Crow
A wonders of our century: the Spring-loaded, Reuseable Toothpick!
A wookie is a wecently wecwuted powiceman.
A wookie is an over-sized tribble with an attitude.
A word beginning with F and ending with UCK?  Firetruck.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A word is like a friend - always good to know another.
A word spoken in due season, how good it is! - Proverbs 15:23
A word to @FN@ is necessary.
A word to @FN@ is unnecessary.
A word to Orville is necessary.
A word to Orville is unnecessary.
A word to the wise is not necessary, it's the dumb one's that need it.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
A world without religion is a truly peaceful world.
A worried mind weighs a man down, but a kind word cheers him up.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.: Rush
A wounded spirit who can bear? - Proverbs 18:14
A wriggling worm in the hand sure beats two in the ground
A writer and his works should never be confused one for the other.
A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs.
A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A yankee visits the south.  A damnyankee stays...
A yard without a tree isn't fit for a dog!
A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yawn is sometimes a silent shout.
A year ago A cold October night...
A year ago I couldn't even spell Genalogist now I are one...
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A yer ago I kundt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel seks mainiek now I are won.
A young Mrs. Lockhorn prepares dinner - Tom
A young doctor means a new graveyard. --German proverb
A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it! <Lini>
A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
A youthful Jabba the Hut - Mike on Mel Torme
A zebra cannot change its spots - Al Gore
A zoo animal, released, afraid to leave its cage.  That is conservatism.
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.  L. Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. (shortened)
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. - Lazarus Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. -- RAH
A! = Animaniacs
A! Collectable Taglines #02: Wakko Warner
A! Collectable Taglines #06: Slappy Squirrel
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
A! Collectable Taglines #12: Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
A! Collectable Taglines #14: Thaddeus Plotz
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
A! Collectable Taglines #20: Minerva Mink
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
A! Collectable Taglines #4: Pinky
A! Collectable Taglines #5: Brain
A! JW2 YK++^i WK++^i DT++ $++ T:138 (Rita) E35 (Animaniacs Stew)
A' Stuarts arena sib to the king.- Old Scot Sayin
A'hm Perot of Borg.  Resistance? Now that's just sad.
A) Hi! B) Hello! C) Good evening!
A) You didn't ask. --Ivanova.
A)Young B)Rich B)Handsome C)Old, broke, and well...
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.
A)bort R)etry I)gnore D)estroy
A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer.
A)bort R)etry S)mack the @#$%* thing
A)bort R)etry T)ake an axe to it?
A)bort S)elf destruct R)etry L)oad Gun F)ail
A)bort download session
A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
A)bort, R)etry, G)un it down
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with a large hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, P)anic
A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
A)bort, R)etry, S)mack the friggin thing
A)bort, R)etry, S)wear?
A)bort, R)etry, U)se a better tagline
A)bort, R)etry, U)se a bigger hammer
A)ll I)diot, D)ykes are S)lain
A*C, who said A*C?
A, <CTRL>-A and <ALT>-A:  The three most common commands in Bluewave.
A, B, ...   (Long time, no C)
A, jel' to onaj sto cuti u bioskopu?
A-10 Warthog Drivers, Well, I guess you can hitch a ride..
A-4 Skyhawks forever..
A-440 or Fight!
A-A-Ayukawa!  <SLAP>
A-BORG-rigine:  Australia is irrelevant.
A-FLAT MINOR: Result of dropping a piano down a mine.
A-HA-WHOooo! You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid? - Aahz
A-H_H_H_H_H_H_ Tension braker had to be done.
A-SLAAB: on a Saab.
A-tennnn-HUT! Readyyyy? PANIC...two, three, four.
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom.    Grease
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom.    Little Richard
A. EINSTEIN - Gone Fission
A. Einstein: "Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone."
A. J.: A Jerk! - Tom on name in credits
A.A. members make souse calls.
A.A.A.A.A.    American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
A.A.U.W. -- The American Association of Ugly Wimmin  
A.C.L.U. - Association of Creep Lawyers and Utopians
A.C.L.U. - Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
A.C.L.U. -- Association of Creep Lawyers and Utopians
A.C.L.U. -- Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
A.D.A.-- Disabled people independence from discrimination.
A.E.G.'s are available from FTP://clover.cleaf.com
A320 = Poodle; it's cute, French, but it's still a dog..
A4000/040 OS 3.1 Toaster 4000/3.1: Lovin' every minute of it!
A:  I don't know  and I don't care.
A: You can't kill a Borg with a combadge!
A:I'm a lawyer. B:Honest? A:No, the usual kind.
A:\ B:\ C:\ - Alphabet of a new generation.
A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
A=B : A^2=AB : A^2-B^2=AB-B^2 : (A+B)(A-B)=B(A-B) : A+B=B : 2B=B : 2=1
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn  <- Tagline from my cat
AA AAA: for those driven to drink. . . .
AA Virus, only lets you run 12-step programs.
AA can use even people like you.  It improves our tolerance.
AA cleaned up my free will and gave it back to me.
AA gave me the key.  Not to get into Heaven but to get out of hell.
AA is not for those who need it, but for those who want it.
AA takes time; you can't learn Russian in a day.
AA virus: only allows your system to run twelve step programs
AA-7 Found..(C)haff..(F)lares..(S)ilk
AAA           Amazingly Appropriate Abbreviation
AAA Ardvark  www.redweb.com/wraithspace/creator/Scott-Hampton
AAA Found..(C)haff..(F)lares..(S)ilk..
AAAA - Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAA Americans Against Acronym Abuse
AAAA: Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse.
AAAAA - American Asociation Against Acronym Abuse!!!!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA : Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse..
AAAAA--American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA: American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
AAAAA: Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAAA - American Association Againscronym Abuse Anonymous
AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
AAAAAAA - American Association Always Adamantly Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!! <clutch chest> *thud*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!   <thud>
AAAAAAARGH!  My windows are exploding!
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! MY Aching head!.
AAAAAHHHHHHH, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp - Fish.
AAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!! - Illinois Nazis
AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking! --Lister.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!! LIGHTN{{$##{ &^#{(##{carrier lost
AAAHHH, IT'S WAYNE!  AAAHHH, IT'S SPAM!
AAAHHHhhh...
AAARRGGHH! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! --Beavis.
AAARRRRGGGHH!  Wrong key!  Now I have to think up ANOTHER tagline!
AAARRRRRGGGG!!!! English translation..."hey baby!" - Worf
AAAhhh, I see you're using the Machine that goes Bing.
AAC: Alter All Commands
AACCHHOOO!!!  Damn! The idiots are in bloom!
AACK!  My brain has started to shrink!!
AACK! Not again... It's the thread that will not die!
AAD: Alter All Data
AAGTP--American Association of Gun Totin' Pagans
AAH! SKYLAB! - The Tick
AAMOF                 As A Matter Of Fact
AAO: Add And Overflow
AAR: Alter At Random
AARDVARK: Difficult labor.
AARP: American Association of RIME Persons
AARRGGHH!  A virus was chewing my FAT!
AARRGGHH!  I'll not go off-topic!  [prying hands off keyboard]
AARRGGHH!  Who took my M&Ms out of the freezer?
AARRGGHH! I'm <cringe> afraid to ask.... Tell me, Tell me!!
AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@(&#($* NO CARRIER
AARRGGHH! These aren't Taglines!! They're infestations!!
AARRGGHH!! CAN'T DO IT THIS WAY ... EXCEEDS `PUTER'S MEMORY!!
AARRGGHH!! I don't need my clothes I need my MODEM!!!
AARRGGHH!! I've been subpoenaed to appear in *Tagline Court*!
AARRGGHH!! I've just been subpoened to appear in *Tagline Court*!
AARRGGHH!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
AARRGGHH!! It IS 4 A.M. -- Taglines; No sleep!!!!
AARRGGHH!! Jealous creature, that Pooh!
AARRGGHH!! That's a *sick* recycled anti-cat Tagline!!
AARRGGHH!! These aren't Taglines!! They're infestations!!
AARRGGHH!! These aren't recipes!! They're infestations!!
AARRGGHH!!!!...Tension breaker, had to be done.
AARRGGHH!!, I've just been stabbed! said Tom half-heartedly.
AARRGHH!  A virus was chewing my FAT!
AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
AARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!...... Tension breaker, had to be done.
AAcckk!!  II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
AAcckk!!  II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx..
AArrgghh!!  II''mm  iinn  ffuull  dduupplleexx!!
AB>  Need any more?  Just ask!
AB>  in any known universe!!!
AB: Add Backwards
ABACUS....Binary the easy way :-)
ABC Anybody but Clinton
ABC for '96 (Anybody But Clinton)
ABC in 1996: Anybody But Clinton
ABC: AlphaBetize Code
ABC: American Boring Crud.
ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
ABCDE: A Beast Can Destroy Earth.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMN PQRSTUVWXYZ - Hole in the "O" zone.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ.. "Where the hell is Q?"-Picard
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ... "Where the hell is Q?" - J. L. Picard
ABERDONIANS do it sheepishly.
ABMs? We don neeed no steeenkin ABMs.
ABODE; n., a long wooden plank. As in, "Hit him in da haid wiff abode.
ABOLISH HOSTILITY - KISS MY FRIENDLY ASS.
ABOMINABLE:  When the male bovine swallows dynamite.
ABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING.
ABORT,RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING
ABORT:  Drivel filter is compromised!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
ABORTION ON DEMAND, WITHOUT APOLOGY
ABORTION(n): love's labour lost
ABR: Add Beyond Range
ABRAHAM LINCOLN - I wonder how the play ended?
ABSENCE: That common cure of love.
ABSORBINE SENIOR - Tom's super hero
ABrac Cadabra News?
AC & DC charged and ready to go....
AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp.
ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught
ACC: Advance CPU Clock
ACCIDENT TAGLINES:
ACCIDENT: Das Bleedinkmess
ACCORDION: Bagpipe with pleats.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.   
ACCOUNTANTS do it for profit
ACCOUNTANTS do it with balance
ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry
ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry and in-depth tests.
ACCY MAJORS do it in numbers
ACDC: Allow Controller to Delete Contents
ACDP: Allow Controller to Die Peacefully
ACH! He said ,"Fire at Will", undt now Will is KAPUT!
ACK and ye shall receive.
ACK and you shall receive.
ACK!  I'm outta Jolly Ranchers!
ACK! Who turned reality back on?
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
ACLU - All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
ACLU - American Criminal Liberties Union
ACLU - American Criminal Lobbyist Union
ACLU - Another Creepy Leftist Unit
ACLU - Anti-Christ Lawsuit Union.
ACLU - Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
ACLU = All Criminals Love Us!
ACLU mascot is a red Devil!
ACLU: Advancement of Criminal, Licentious, and Unabashed behavior.
ACLU: All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
ACLU: American Criminal Lobbyist's Union
ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
ACLU: American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
ACLU: Association of Corrupt Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU: Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU: Unraveling the moral fiber of America!
ACME Abortion Clinic: "No fetus can beat us!"
ACME Abortion Clinic: "You bang 'em, we hang 'em!"
ACME Exploding Tagline ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... <BOOM!>
ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!
ACME Syringe Company - You got the right one baby! Uh Huh!
ACME: For fifty years the leader in creative meyhem.
ACOUSTIC COUPLER(n): 2 guitarists engaged in fornicating
ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.
ACQT: Advance Clock to Quitting Time
ACQUISITION RULE: 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ACREDITE SE QUIZER !
ACRONYM         Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM = Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning.
ACRONYM:  Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM: Abbrev. Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM: Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM: Resident of a certain city in Ohio.
ACROPHOBES get down
ACROSTIC: An angry flea.
ACT II:  Death Drives a Stick.
ACTING!!! - Tom on villain's hammy soliloquy
ACTION ITEM * action item * ACTION ITEM * action item * ACTION ITEM
ACTION is POWER (along with money and big guns)
ACTIVISTS try to force you to do it their way.
ACTORS do it in the limelight
ACTORS do it on camera
ACTORS do it on cue
ACTORS do it on cue.
ACTORS do it on stage
ACTORS play around
ACTORS pretend doing it
ACTUALLY, adv.  Perhaps; possibly.
ACTUALLY:  [adv] Perhaps; possibly.
ACTUARIES do it in multidisciplined teams.
ACTUARIES do it to prevent unnecessary losses.
ACTUARIES do it with mathematicians.
ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick
ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick.
ACURA: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
AD Vision, anime you watch with your pants around yer ankels!
AD Vision, anime you watch with your pants around yer ankles!
AD and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. Everyone Should Play!
AD&D Advice:  "When in doubt, FIREBALL!"
AD&D Advice:  Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
AD&D Advice:  It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
AD&D Advice:  It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
AD&D Advice:  Never turn your back on a monster.
AD&D Advice:  Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D Advice:  When in doubt, FIREBALL!
AD&D Advice: Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
AD&D Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
AD&D Advice: It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
AD&D Advice: Never turn your back on a monster.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D Advice: When in doubt, FIREBALL!
AD&D Comment:  Bards do it for audiences.
AD&D Definition -  N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
AD&D Error #89: Never *moon* a Werewolf!
AD&D Famous Last Words #34:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "+25 to hit, +30 damage?  YOU GO FIRST!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Don't worry, I can handle it."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Dragon HORDE?  I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Dragon?  What dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I bet it's an illusion."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I don't see any archers..."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I missed with a natural 20?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Nothing can penetrate this armour."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Relax.  Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "So what good is a ring of Cthulhu control?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "That could never happen here"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "They're JUST kobolds.  What're you scared of?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "This dungeon is a pushover."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "This should be easy"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "We hire Orcus to be our guide "
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "What pit?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
AD&D Famous Last Words:  Don't worry, I can handle it.
AD&D Famous Last Words:  Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words:  I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words:  Relax.  Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words:  Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Brak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Dragon?  What dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Nothing can penetrate this armor."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Relax.  Nothing ever happens at first level."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This dungeon is a pushover."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Famous Last Words: +25 to hit, +30 damage?  YOU go first!
AD&D Famous Last Words: 12 Death Knights?  I close the door...
AD&D Famous Last Words: A 25th level mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
AD&D Famous Last Words: A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Barak?  That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Beholder--beschmolder Let me at it!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
AD&D Famous Last Words: But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant...
AD&D Famous Last Words: But it's only a LITTLE red dragon
AD&D Famous Last Words: C'MON GUYS!  LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
AD&D Famous Last Words: C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Can I have a succubus for a familiar?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Can my sword talk to your axe?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dammit, this thing won't die!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Did I REALLY???
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dragon?  What dragon?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Forget Demigorgon - I want that gold...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Forget picking the lock--just attack the door!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad that's over.  I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Go ahead--I dare you!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Ha!  I NEVER pay income tax!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Heck, I could beat Eleminster ANYDAY!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Here, let me show you.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Cthulhu!  Eat me!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Dragon - got a light?
AD&D Famous Last Words: I bet it's an illusion.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I disarmed the trap.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I don't see any archers...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
AD&D Famous Last Words: I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket
AD&D Famous Last Words: I know that's an illusionary dragon!
AD&D Famous Last Words: I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
AD&D Famous Last Words: I missed with a natural 20?
AD&D Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.'
AD&D Famous Last Words: I pay my taxes in copper pieces...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I snap the staff in two...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I think the dragon's asleep...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I thought YOU silenced the guard!
AD&D Famous Last Words: I wait until I can see its eyes...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I want to challenge my god to a duel...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I'm not afraid...
AD&D Famous Last Words: It's not poisonous...
AD&D Famous Last Words: It's perfectly safe.  Let me show you...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Let's not worry about that now...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Lets goose that sleeping dragon!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump
AD&D Famous Last Words: Magic users are WIMPS!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Make me!  I dare you...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Mongols? I don' see no Mo- <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
AD&D Famous Last Words: NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Naw - it's just sleeping...
AD&D Famous Last Words: No one ever died from it...
AD&D Famous Last Words: No true wizard ever breaks his word.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Nope.  No trap on THIS chest...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Nothing can penetrate this armor!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Nothing ever happens on the first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oh Sh*t!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oh man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oh, don't be so paranoid...
AD&D Famous Last Words: One skeleton? No problem...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oooops...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Ow! Where have I put my vorpal sword?!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Relax.  Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves...
AD&D Famous Last Words: So what good is a ring of Chthulhu control?
AD&D Famous Last Words: So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it!
AD&D Famous Last Words: That could never happen here
AD&D Famous Last Words: That's its 43rd attack, can I draw my sword now?
AD&D Famous Last Words: That's not a Beholder.  It's a Spectator...
AD&D Famous Last Words: That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya...
AD&D Famous Last Words: The DM won't let us die!
AD&D Famous Last Words: The DM's an idiot.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Then we just clip this little wire here...
AD&D Famous Last Words: They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?
AD&D Famous Last Words: This dungeon is a pushover.
AD&D Famous Last Words: This is the safe way to do it...
AD&D Famous Last Words: This looks like a safe place to camp.
AD&D Famous Last Words: This should be easy
AD&D Famous Last Words: Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-
AD&D Famous Last Words: Trolls are wimps!  Nyah, nyah, nyah!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Trust me!  I'm an expert!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Was I the only one who heard that click?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping red dragon...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Watch me moon that werewolf...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
AD&D Famous Last Words: We aren't lost!
AD&D Famous Last Words: We hire Orcus to be our guide
AD&D Famous Last Words: We really won't need a Cleric anyway.
AD&D Famous Last Words: We're not too high up...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, would you like to try?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What are you doing over there?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What guard?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What kind of stupid god are you anyway?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What pit?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's the worse that town can do?  Lynch us?
AD&D Famous Last Words: What? `Bend over if I want the magic sword'?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Where do you want me to sign that contract?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Why bother checking for traps?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Why's the DM smiling?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Wow!  You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Yes, I checked the water for throat leeches...
AD&D Famous Last Words: You and what army?
AD&D Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough...
AD&D Famous Last Words: You saw a WHAT around the corner?
AD&D Famous Last Words: You'll sic an army of swans on me?  HAHAHAHA...
AD&D Famous Last Words: You're a sorry excuse for a God...
AD&D Famous Last words"The GM won't let us die!"
AD&D Famous last Words:  "I think it's dead"
AD&D Famous last Words: I think it's dead
AD&D Famous last words:  "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
AD&D Famous last words:  "I want to challenge my god to a duel!"
AD&D Famous last words:  "The DM won't let us die!"
AD&D Famous last words:  Magic-users are WIMPS!
AD&D Famous last words: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
AD&D Famous last words: "Forget picking the lock, just kick the door
AD&D Famous last words: "Heck, I could beat Eleminster ANYDAY!"
AD&D Famous last words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
AD&D Famous last words: "I snap the staff in two..."
AD&D Famous last words: "I want to challenge my god to a duel!"
AD&D Famous last words: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
AD&D Famous last words: "The DM won't let us die!"
AD&D Famous last words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
AD&D Famous last words: Damn it, this thing won't die!
AD&D Last Words: "Don't worry.  Nothing ever happens at first level."
AD&D Lesson #001 - It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
AD&D Lesson #014  Never challenge your god to a duel.
AD&D Lesson #025 - Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D Lesson #029 - Mages don't kill people!  SPELLS kill people!
AD&D Lesson #101 - NEVER send a monkey to do a Halflings' job!
AD&D Lesson #126  Don't play fetch the stick with Cerebus.
AD&D Lesson #14:  Never challenge your god to a duel.
AD&D Lesson #174  Don't EVER tease a dragon about its mother.
AD&D Lesson #200 - It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
AD&D Lesson #201  Never scratch your back with a vorpal sword.
AD&D Lesson #216  Never insult an archmage
AD&D Lesson #231  Backstabbing a skeleton doesn't work.
AD&D Lesson #246 - Don't mistake your ugly friend for an orc
AD&D Lesson #247  Never correct a dragon.
AD&D Lesson #274 - Never feel sorry for anything... Including Kobolds.
AD&D Lesson #29:  Mages don't kill people!  Spells kill people!
AD&D Lesson #314  Avoid damage, use your henchmen as ablative armor.
AD&D Lesson #329  Never specialize in two inch sticks...
AD&D Lesson #343  To avoid damage, use henchmen as ablative armor.
AD&D Lesson #355  Wrestling moves do not work on black puddings.
AD&D Lesson #380  Never tick off anyone ten times taller than you
AD&D Lesson #405 - Sometimes the dragon wins.
AD&D Lesson #428  Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
AD&D Lesson #459  Real men smoke their 50' of hemp rope.
AD&D Lesson #507  A bard with a 10 charisma.  Not good.
AD&D Lesson #6 Never feel sorry for anything... Including Kobolds.
AD&D Lesson #618  A dagger in the back will cramp any wizard's style!
AD&D Mistake #10 Being knighted with a sword of life draining
AD&D Mistake #10: Scratching your back with a dagger of venom.
AD&D Mistake #175: Don't EVER tease a dragon.
AD&D Mistake #2 Insulting an archmage
AD&D Mistake #5 Mooning a wolfwere
AD&D Mistake #6 Mistaking your ugly friend for an orc
AD&D QUOTE:  "But I don't *HAVE* thirty hit points left Oh"
AD&D QUOTE:  "But I don't have 30 hit points left.  Oh."
AD&D QUOTE: But I don't have 30 hit points left. Oh.
AD&D Question  "How many hit points does being sat on by a dragon do?
AD&D Quote:  "All of the kobolds hit us, even with -5 AC *EACH*?"
AD&D Quote:  "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"
AD&D Quote:  "Bards do it for audiences."
AD&D Quote:  "Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways."
AD&D Quote:  "But I'm *already* dead!"
AD&D Quote:  "By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!"
AD&D Quote:  "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Quote:  "Can my sword talk to your axe?"
AD&D Quote:  "Chain Lightning:  For when you just can't stop at one."
AD&D Quote:  "Don't worry.  Nothing ever happens at first level."
AD&D Quote:  "Forget picking the lock... just kick the door down."
AD&D Quote:  "Geez!  I must be Lawful Good!  I believe in the Rules!"
AD&D Quote:  "Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?  Guys?"
AD&D Quote:  "Geezhave you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?"
AD&D Quote:  "Great.  Just what we need.  A manic bard who can't sing."
AD&D Quote:  "I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 hp damage"
AD&D Quote:  "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Quote:  "I have a 21 Physical Endurance!  I don't *need* sleep!"
AD&D Quote:  "I missed with a natural 20?"
AD&D Quote:  "I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!"
AD&D Quote:  "I said hit *him* with the fireball, not me!"
AD&D Quote:  "I want a dragon as a familiar."
AD&D Quote:  "Kill 'em all!  Let the DM sort 'em out."
AD&D Quote:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"
AD&D Quote:  "No true wizard ever breaks his word."
AD&D Quote:  "Of course I'm a wizard, son.  I've got a tall pointy hat!"
AD&D Quote:  "Quick!  You!  Make a Fright Check at -6 now!"
AD&D Quote:  "Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure."
AD&D Quote:  "So this troll is regenerating our fire damage?"
AD&D Quote:  "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Quote:  "Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
AD&D Quote:  "Uh... why has our torch flame turned blue."
AD&D Quote:  "Vegepygmy... And I thought bugbear was bad."
AD&D Quote:  "We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink."
AD&D Quote:  "We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?"
AD&D Quote:  "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
AD&D Quote:  "What do you mean I missed with a natural 20?"
AD&D Quote:  "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
AD&D Quote:  "Within the earshot of the bard, everyone is annoyed."
AD&D Quote:  "You call a Fireball a WARNING?!?"
AD&D Quote:  "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"
AD&D Quote:  "You don't use saving throws?"
AD&D Quote:  "`Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell?"
AD&D Quote:  Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.
AD&D Quote:  Chain Lightning:  For when you just can't stop at one.
AD&D Quote:  Kill 'em all!  Let the DM sort 'em out.
AD&D Quote:  More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
AD&D Quote:  No true wizard ever breaks his word.
AD&D Quote:  VegepygmyAnd I thought bugbear was bad.
AD&D Quote: "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"
AD&D Quote: "But I'm *already* dead!"
AD&D Quote: "By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!"
AD&D Quote: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Quote: "Can my sword talk to your axe?"
AD&D Quote: "Don't worry.  Nothing ever happens at first level."
AD&D Quote: "Forget picking the lock... just kick the door down."
AD&D Quote: "Geez!  I must be Lawful Good!  I believe in the Rules!"
AD&D Quote: "Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?  Guys?"
AD&D Quote: "Great.  Just what we need.  A manic bard who can't sing."
AD&D Quote: "I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 hp damage..."
AD&D Quote: "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Quote: "I have a 21 Physical Endurance!  I don't *need* sleep!"
AD&D Quote: "I missed with a natural 20?"
AD&D Quote: "I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!"
AD&D Quote: "I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!"
AD&D Quote: "I want a dragon as a familiar."
AD&D Quote: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
AD&D Quote: "Of course I'm a wizard, son.  I've got a tall pointy hat!"
AD&D Quote: "Quick!  You!  Make a Fright Check at -6 now!"
AD&D Quote: "Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure."
AD&D Quote: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Quote: "Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
AD&D Quote: "Vegepygmy... And I thought bugbear was bad."
AD&D Quote: "We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink."
AD&D Quote: "We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?"
AD&D Quote: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
AD&D Quote: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
AD&D Quote: "Within the earshot of the bard, everyone is annoyed."
AD&D Quote: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"
AD&D Quote: "You don't use saving throws?"
AD&D Quote: "`Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell?"
AD&D Quote: All of the kobolds hit us, even with -5 AC *EACH*?
AD&D Quote: Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?
AD&D Quote: Bards do it for audiences.
AD&D Quote: Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.
AD&D Quote: But I'm *already* dead!
AD&D Quote: By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!
AD&D Quote: C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!
AD&D Quote: Can my sword talk to your axe?
AD&D Quote: Chain Lightning:  For when you just can't stop at one.
AD&D Quote: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Quote: Forget picking the lock just kick the door down.
AD&D Quote: Geez have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys?
AD&D Quote: Geez! I must be Lawful Good! I believe in the Rules!
AD&D Quote: Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys?
AD&D Quote: Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
AD&D Quote: I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 hp damage
AD&D Quote: I disarmed the trap.
AD&D Quote: I have a 21 Physical Endurance! I don't *need* sleep!
AD&D Quote: I missed with a natural 20?
AD&D Quote: I said CLERIC! Not CLERK!
AD&D Quote: I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
AD&D Quote: I want a dragon as a familiar.
AD&D Quote: Kill 'em all!  Let the DM sort 'em out.
AD&D Quote: Magic users are WIMPS!
AD&D Quote: More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
AD&D Quote: No true wizard ever breaks his word.
AD&D Quote: Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!
AD&D Quote: Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!
AD&D Quote: Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure.
AD&D Quote: So this troll is regenerating our fire damage?
AD&D Quote: This looks like a safe place to camp.
AD&D Quote: Uh why has our torch flame turn blue.
AD&D Quote: Vegepygmy And I thought bugbear was bad.
AD&D Quote: We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink.
AD&D Quote: We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I missed with a natural 20?
AD&D Quote: What do you mean, I hit with negative damage?!
AD&D Quote: What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?
AD&D Quote: Within the earshot of the bard, everyone is annoyed.
AD&D Quote: You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?
AD&D Quote: You don't use saving throws?
AD&D Quote: You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters!?
AD&D Quote: `Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell?
AD&D Rule #1:No one is completely unbeatable.
AD&D Rule of Thumb:  Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
AD&D Rule of Thumb:  The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
AD&D Rule of Thumb: Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
AD&D Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
AD&D Rule:  +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small.
AD&D Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
AD&D Tip #314 : Avoid damage, use your henchmen as ablative armor
AD&D Treasure:  +3 Dwarven Thrower - magical hammer that hurls dwarves.
AD&D mistake #174 - Don't EVER tease a dragon about its mother.
AD&D mistake #329-Never specialize in two inch sticks...
AD&D players do it for the experience.
AD&D/D&D Mistake.. Not bringing DM pizza
AD&D:  15 Years as a Player.  14 Years as a Dungeon Master.
AD&D:  Advanced Democrats & Dragons.  Everyone Should Play!
AD&D:  Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D: Advanced Democrats & Dragons. Everyone Should Play!
ADA PROGRAMMERS do it by committee
ADA PROGRAMMERS do it in packages
ADAM and EVE VIRUS: takes several bytes out of your Apple!
ADB           Amarillo Design Bureau (company that created SFB)
ADB: Another Damn Bug
ADD is orange juice in your cereal and milk in your glass.
ADD:  Pentium mind, memory by Murphy!
ADDING MANPOWER TO A LATE SOFTWARE MAKES IT LATER.
ADDRESS: Garment sometimes worn by females.
ADIDAS          All Day I Dream About Sex
ADIDAS        All Day I Dream About S*x
ADIDAS:  All Day I Dream About Sex.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About S*x.
ADMIRATION n Polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
ADMIRATION(n):polite recognition of one's resemblance 2us
ADMIRATION-Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
ADN                   Any Day Now
ADOPTION: Single hacker wants to give YOUR tagline a loving home...
ADORE, v.t.  To venerate expectantly.
ADORE: What fills adoorway.
ADROIT: A robot from Jersey.
ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing.
ADULTERY: Two wrong people doing the right thing.
ADVANCED DESIGN:  Copy writer doesn't understand it.
ADVENTURE:  Somewhere between entertainment and panic.
ADVENTURE:  The land between entertainment and panic.
ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic.
ADVERSE CONSUMER REACTION: The boss's wife didn't like it
ADVERT:  "Ancestors required" - please supply photo and references
ADVERTISERS use the "new improved" method.
ADVERTISERS use the "new improved" method.   
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method
ADVERTISING MAJORS do it with style
ADVISORY: This product may spontaneously disappear.
AEE: Absolve Engineering Errors
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it for the heart
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it in step
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it until it hurts
AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and thrust
AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and trust
AFAIK                 As Far As I Know
AFAIK,my computer's never had an undetectd error.
AFAIK: As Far As I Know
AFF: Add Fudge Factor
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION(n):b&w cows eat green grass,give white
AFGCT - Association for grammatically correct taglines.
AFHB: Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary
AFK           Away From the Keyboard
AFK = away from keyboard
AFP: Abnormalize Floating Point
AFR: Abort Funny Routine
AFTER A HARD DRIVE ONE CAN GET A LITTLE FLOPPY
AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!
AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '95 recipes AT HALF PRICE!
AFTERBIRTH---When the hard part begins.
AFVC: Add Finagle's Variable Constant
AG: Add Gibberish
AGA?  Why?!?  Isn't ECS good enough for you?
AGAIN? <sigh> I'm only human! :) Well, wolf. Same difference.. :) -DW
AGAIN? I'm ALWAYS in trouble!
AGATHA CHRISTIE - And Then There Were
AGATHA CHRISTIE - Shrouded in Mystery
AGB: Add GarBage
AGE: HUMAN Speed Brakes!!
AGENT 007 - His Number Was Up
AGENT(n): vampire with a telephone.
AGENTS do it undercover
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
AGGHHhhh, 4 am already!
AGH!  A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME! - Calvin
AGH!! It's a NIGHTMARE! I'm seeing *SIX WARNERS*!! - Plotz
AGLINE INSPECTION PATROL
AGNEW - Consilio non impetu (By council, not by force)
AGNEW - Veep No More
AGNOSTICISM:  I don't know whether shit happens.
AGNOSTICS can't imagine doing it.
AGNOSTICS do it without comprehension.
AGO: Allow Games Only
AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies.
AGT: All Good Things. The final episode from ST:TNG.
AGWA: Add and Get Wrong Answer
AH activates any Tuesday
AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
AH-HAH--I saw that!  You were trying to steal my tagline, weren't you?
AH-HAH--I saw that!You were trying to steal my tagline,eh
AHA! A tagline!!!
AHA! I think you've got it!
AHA! Looks like evidence of SpellChecker Usage to me!
AHA! You're one of those short Canadians who couldn't play hockey!
AHA!!  I've finally got this ficts.. fics.. fixd.. <sigh...>
AHA!! Caught you stealing taglines again!  :)
AHHHHH! Its the Refracted Time Continuum! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
AHHHRRRGGGGHH! John Denver being choked death by cute forest creatures.
AHL: The Actually-playing Hockey League
AI HACKERS do it artificially
AI HACKERS do it breadth first
AI HACKERS do it breast first
AI HACKERS do it depth first
AI HACKERS do it robotically
AI HACKERS do it with robots
AI HACKERS do it with rules
AI HACKERS make a big production out of
AI HACKERS make a big production out of it
AI PEOPLE do it with a Lis(ss)p
AI hackers DO IT iteratively.
AI hackers DO IT with expertise.
AI hackers do it artificially.
AI hackers do it breast first.
AI hackers do it depth first.
AI hackers do it with robots.
AI hackers do it with rules.
AI hackers make a big production out of it.
AI programmers only think they do it
AI-Artificial Intelligence. Dan Quayle-Natural Stupidity.
AI: Add Improper
AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
AI: the art of making real-life computers act like the computers in movies.
AIB: Attack Innocent Bystander
AIB: Attack Innocent Bystanders
AIBOHPHOBIA (aa boh 'fo bee uh) n. - fear of palindromes
AIBOHPHOBIA - an unreasonable fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA -- An abnormal fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA:  The fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA: the fear of palindromes
AIDS - It isn't a gay or straight thing - It's a death thing.
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
AIDS ... looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS = A**holes Is Dangerous Stuff!
AIDS Cures Liberal behavior!
AIDS Cures Liberalism
AIDS Does Not Discriminate.
AIDS Patients Need Legal Marijuana! (Cannabis extract avail. by Rx.)
AIDS and Global Warming don't scare me:  Pat Robertson does!
AIDS can be prevented by using good sense *and* a condom!
AIDS can not be prevented by merely using good sense *and* a condom!
AIDS ends *stupid* behavior. Be cool, wrap your tool.
AIDS is a *virus*.  Pat Robertson is the punishment from God.
AIDS is a behaviorally acquired and preventable disease.
AIDS is a behaviorally induced disease.
AIDS is a health issue, not a moral one.
AIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus - Rush Limbaugh is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus.  Jesse Helms is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus.  Republicans are a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus. Politicians are a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; Bill Clinton is a punishment from God!
AIDS is a virus; Clinton is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; George Bush is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; John Savage is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; Rush Limbaugh is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus;Cretien is a punishment from God.
AIDS is behaviour induced and behaviour prevented.
AIDS is from a virus.  The GAY HEAD is from stupidity.
AIDS is just a Virus. Rush Limbaugh is God's Punishment
AIDS is just a virus. Bill Clinton is punishment from God.
AIDS is killing our Vampire population.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease.  It's a human disease.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a *human* one.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a human disease.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a human one.
AIDS is not a human disease. It is a homosexual's PLOT!
AIDS is not a human disease. It is a homosexual's scheme gone awry...
AIDS is not a punishment from God, Bill Clinton *IS*!
AIDS is only a virus. Bill Clinton is a punishment from God.
AIDS is primarily a behaviorally transmitted disease.
AIDS is the Virus. Pat Robinson is Gods punishment.
AIDS likes cheap sex, it doesn't know about LOVE.
AIDS looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals. *CAUTION* to *ALL*!
AIDS&unwanted pregnancy 100% preventable!ask me how.
AIDS,  GODS' cure for homosexualls.
AIDS, GODS' cure for homosexuals.
AIDS, a fact of life, promote awareness, educate yourself!
AIDS, drugs, abortion - Don't Liberals just kill you?
AIDS, drugs, taxes, abortion - Don't Liberals just kill you?
AIDS, drugs, taxes, gun control... don't Liberals just kill you?
AIDS, it's not just for gays anymore! (Never was.)
AIDS--drugs--abortion: Don't liberals just kill you?
AIDS-It isn't a gay or straight thing-It's a death thing.
AIDS.   .....kills fags DEAD!
AIDS...looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS:  Helpers or Assistants.
AIDS: Almost enough to make you stick with masturbation!
AIDS: Among the most preventable diseases in history.
AIDS: Ardor Increases Death's Surety.
AIDS: God's Cure for Homosexuals.
AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
AIDS: Helpers or Assistants.
AIDS: How God deals with promiscuity and fornication.
AIDS: It isn't a gay or straight thing, it's a death thing.
AIDS: It's not just for gays anymore!
AIDS: It's not just for gays anymore! (Never was.)
AIDS: Lamentably Among the most preventable diseases in history.
AIDS: Looking for *unprotected* love.
AIDS: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS: Population Control courtesy of the World Health Organization.
AIDS: Protect yourself and your lover. Use a cover.
AIDS: Spread The Word, Not The Virus!
AIDS: The leading killer of men under 45.
AIDS: Whether *straight*, *gay*, or *bi* - Be *protected*!!
AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!
AII: Add Insult to Injury
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!  It is *DANCING*!
AIMB: As I Mentioned Before  (used by Travis Butler)
AIR CONDITIONER 1.0 - Runs under WINDOWS.
AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big jets
AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big jets {a}
AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big jets.
AIR LIFTERS penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it by radar
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it in the dark
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it with minimum seperation
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it with their tongue
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS tell pilots how to do it
AIR-BORG by Nike.  "Jump . . . or be assimilated."
AIRCOP (AirCop-B) activates Sep 1 - sep 30
AIRLIFTERS penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load
AIRLINE PILOTS do it at incredible heights
AIRPLANE exhaust fumes smell better.
AIRPLANE skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
AIRPLANE's don't droop after many years.
AIRPLANE's don't lose their lubrication.
AIRPLANES are easy to love.
AIRPLANES are faster than most women.
AIRPLANES can handle thrust better.
AIRPLANES come with manuals.
AIRPLANES come with placards.
AIRPLANES come with their own back seats.
AIRPLANES don't cry when you break up with them.
AIRPLANES don't get headaches.
AIRPLANES don't get pregnant.
AIRPLANES don't have PMS to battle.
AIRPLANES don't know what money is.
AIRPLANES don't make you "pull-out" to eject.
AIRPLANES don't scream.
AIRPLANES don't spend hours in front of a mirror.
AIRPLANES don't take forever to warm up.
AIRPLANES don't take half of everything.
AIRPLANES don't talk back.
AIRPLANES give a better ride for the money.
AIRPLANES have ash trays and tray tables.
AIRPLANES have better struts.
AIRPLANES have strict weight and balance limits.
AIRPLANES last longer.
AIRPLANES like to do it inverted.
AIRPLANES lose weight faster.
AIRPLANES never stand you up.
AIRPLANES won't keep you waiting.
AISG: Access and Improve Student Grade
AIXELSYD-008-1 :llac ,siht daer nac uoy fI
AK Industries...If its out there we will find it!
ALABASTER: Money left to an illegitimate child.
ALASKA... beautiful one day... perfect the next!
ALASKA: "OZ?"  Isn't that down on the Alaskan Panhandle Somewhere..?
ALASKA: Pro-Choice - I choose to hunt,trap,fish,eat meat and wear fur!
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Pass the Dice
ALCOHOLICS do it bottles
ALERT!  ALERT!  No, Wait!  It's TWO Lerts!
ALERT! ALERT! No, wait! It's TWO lerts!
ALERT! Tagline assimilator, resistance is futile!
ALERT: Eveready Bunny arrested;  charged with battery
ALERT: Modem maniac loose in Fidoland!  Run for your lives.
ALEXANDER CALDER - Immobilized
ALEXANDER PORTNOY does it alone
ALF: I never met a cat I didn't like.
ALGEBRAISTS do it with homomorphisms
ALGOL 68 PROGRAMMERS do it od
ALGOL PROGRAMMERS block it out
ALGORITHM - Tipper's birth control method.
ALGORITHMIC ANALYSTS do it with a combinatorial explosion
ALICE: on a white Rabbit.
ALIMONY: Buy now, pay later.
ALIMONY: Bye now, pay later.
ALIMONY: Corruption of Middle English "All ye money."
ALIMONY: Corruption of Middle English "Alle ye money"
ALIMONY: The billing without the cooing.
ALIVE - Hannibal Lector gave it "2 forks up!"
ALIVE, you morons. The operative word is ALIVE! - Aahz
ALL AntiMatter Injectors are busy. One will be with you momentarily.
ALL DONE - BYE BYE!
ALL HAIL THE WHALE!!!
ALL HAIL THE WIZZARD!!!
ALL HOMOSEXUALS LOVE ADAM H. --ph
ALL MEN! RUN! IT'S THE BOBBITTS! AAAAAAARRRGGHHH! #@&$&) NO CARRIER
ALL NEW    [Translation:  Parts not interchangable with previous design]
ALL NEW:  Parts not interchangeable with previous design.
ALL OF LIFE'S ANSWERS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PROGRESS.
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS EITHER MISSED IT,LOST IT OR THREW IT OUT.
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
ALL RIGHT! Who super-glued *everything* to my desk?!#@!
ALL bikini clad women, proceed to move to California.
ALL probabilities are 50%, either a thing will happen or it won't.
ALL sysops are scum.
ALL the fish Orville!? Helps me keep the names straight.
ALL-PURPOSE EXCUSE: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
ALL-PURPOSE EXCUSE:It seemed like a good idea at the time
ALL-STARS TURN ON SPARSE CROWD
ALLEN'S (CANN'S) AXIOM - When all else fails, read the instructions.
ALLEN'S (or CANN'S) AXIOM - When all else fails, read the instructions.
ALONE: Money borrowed from the bank.
ALPINISTS do it higher
ALPO is 99 cents a can.  That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
ALREADY-MARRIED MAN - Crow's super hero
ALT-A for altered reality..
ALT-H gives you sysop access!
ALT-X, ALT-Q, ESC, CTRL-C...<GRRRRUMPH!>...*REBOOT*
ALT.COMPUSERVE.CENSOR.THIS
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F00D:DEAD, dropping...(click)
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click)
ALT:  Key used for accessing characters you don't really need.
ALTERCATION, NETWORK!  Beating people up for Jesus!
ALTZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something
ALTZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something.
ALVIN TOFFLER will do it in the future
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish.
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a saucer section.
ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
ALWAYS-SMELLS-LIKE-MAPLE MAN - Joel's super hero
ALZHEIMER'S : An overdose of Milk of Amnesia.
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . .
AM DISC JOCKEYS do it with Modulated Amplitude
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
AMA EXTRA: Brain Tumors can be caused by Achey Breaky Heart Dancing!
AMBIDEXTROSE: Able to spoon sugar with either hand.
AMBITION: A poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
AMBITIOUS: Ruthless
AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr. Who will be played by J.D. Wannamake
AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr.Who will be played by @N@.
AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr.Who will be played by Chrissy.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
AMC Pacer:  World's largest fishbowl.
AMC:  Afro Motor Company
AMD? Cyrix? Intel Outside!
AMEN!!!....again.
AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE!  To conservative ideas that don't work!
AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE! To liberal ideas that don't work!
AMERICA finds it at Waldenbooks
AMERICA: Home of the richest poor people in the world.
AMERICANS do it patriotically
AMF                   Goodbye! (Adios [My Friend])
AMF = Adios My Friend
AMIGA - Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays
AMIGA - Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry.
AMIGA - Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors
AMIGA - Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid
AMIGA -- The FIRST word in computers!
AMIGA == A Machine I Give Away
AMIGA Advantage #1:  NO "Intel Inside" worries!
AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM!
AMIGA(n):yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
AMIGA:  Alive and Kicking A**!!!
AMIGA:  The FIRST word in computers!
AMIGA: Alive and Kicking A**!!!
AMIGA: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape
AMIGA: Amigas Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays
AMIGA: Multitasking, GUI, full Plug & Play since 1985.
AMIGA: on the endangered species list.
AMILIA activates Feb 2nd
AMM: Add Mayo and Mustard
AMM: Answer My Mail
AMNIOCENTESIS---Seedling Needling.
AMR: Dogs DO talk to each other...just not when we're around.
AMR: Of COURSE Pat's a WOMAN...Julia Sweeney plays the part! :)
AMR: The "girlfriend" in THE CRYING GAME is actually a guy.
AMR: The girlfriend in THE CRYING GAME is actually a guy.
AMR: The only sound one hand clapping makes is the swish in the air.
AMS: Add Memory to System
AMUSEMENT:  The happiness of those who can't think.
AMWAY SALESMEN! *RED ALERT* "Raise Shields Lock Phasers!"
AManFromBelfastSetHisComputerTooFast,TheCPUDiedAsTheMotherBoardFried.
AManFromYorkSurfedLikeADork,HisPasswordWasSetButNotForTheNet.
AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE!
AN EXPERT HAS A GREAT REASON FOR GUESSING WRONG
AN' THERE YA HAVE IT!
ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
ANALOG HACKERS do it continuously
ANALYTICAL PROJECTION: Guess
ANALysis of Liberal diets show they need a lot more fiber
ANARCHISTS do it revoltingly
ANARCHY NOW! - Milo Bloom
ANARCHY NOW!!!
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! AHH! Now promenade -Crow's square dance
ANARCHY: Such a good idea, it ought to be the law.
ANARCHY: Such a good idea, it should be the law.
ANASTHESIA: Rushun Princez y'all studied in skool.
ANC: ANnoy Consultant
AND GOD SAID "E=1/2MV2-ZeR", and there was light!
AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WRITE YOU A REALITY CHECK
AND I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her...
AND NOW, Scumbag, I'd like to intoduce you to Pat, our Moderator
AND NOW... A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED id.
AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -- if that's all right with you?
AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise.
AND THEY WONDER WHY WE CALL THEM GYNOTERRORISTS!?
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
AND, it frees your palm to do other things!
ANDERSON Mental Care: We care, because we've been there.
ANDREA LASSEN HOME FOR WAYWARD DORKS: Give generously!
ANDY DEVINE and also DIVINE, whose tombstone could read, "Simply Divine"
ANDY ROONEY - Ever wonder why epitaphs....?
ANESTHETISTS do it painlessly
ANFSCD: And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGELA LANSBURIED HERE
ANGLERS do it on riverbanks.
ANGLERS do it with worms
ANIK E2.....Canada's answer to the Mars probe...
ANIMAL BREEDERS do it with frequency and variation
ANIMAL RIGHTS MEANS OPEN SEASON ON HUMANS!
ANIMANI.COM loaded SOCIALIF.DAT removed from memory.
ANIMANIACS not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o sane?
ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second
ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second {b}
ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second.
ANNOUNCEMENT: New Ford Bronco Option...a juice extractor.
ANNOUNCERS broadcast
ANONYMOUS:  The most frequent poster of messages on some boards.
ANOREXEC SCHIZOPHRENIA..afraid my girlfriend won't eat me
ANSEL ADAMS - Good night, sweet prints
ANSI - A hacker who can't sit still
ANSI does it in the standard way
ANSI is a person who can't sit still.
ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences!
ANSI kicks ASCII!
ANSI.SYS Loaded.  Breathalizer test 0.5%.
ANSI:  Artistic Nature Seems Inherent; 16 color Etch-A-Sketch.
ANSI: Actually Not a Standard Internationally
ANSI: Updated version of ASCII
ANSWER: Don't bother. Quietly point him toward Rush Limbaugh.
ANTACID:  What ants use to get high
ANTACID: Haloosinagenic drugs used by little bugs.
ANTACID: what ants use to get high.
ANTELOPE: A type of family scandal.
ANTHROPOLOGISTS do it with culture
ANTHROPOMORPHICS.  Where the mouse is sexier than the human.
ANTIPATHY, n.  The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSA
ANUS..Latin word for year. (Eg..Anus Domino - 1994 AD)
ANXIETY:  Nature's way of getting you up Mornings
ANY GIVEN PROGRAM WILL EXPAND TO FILL ALL THE AVAILABLE MEMORY.
ANY KEY will initiate hard drive format.  Continue?  (Y/N)
ANY KEY will initiate hard drive format.  Continue?  Y or N
ANY Problem can be solved by shooting the right person!
ANY action against my crew will be met by the deadliest of force.
ANY aggresive action against my crew will be met by deadly force.
ANY key will initiate hard drive format. Continue? Y/N
ANY key?? Where did they stick THAT one???????
ANY tag-manager can post "He's dead, Jim" GOOD ones del it!
ANY thing on that line will be treated as a tagline.
ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!!
ANYTHING looks like a recipe if you squint hard enough.
ANYTHING looks like a tagline if you squint hard enough.
ANd send a message to my current sysop eh? Thats fine. No problems
AOI: Annoy Operator Immediate
AOL   Where twits come to get twitted.
AOL   Where twits cruze on down t' git twitted.  Cheeeiit.
AOL & Windows, yea right, another poor ignorant Gooey Jerk
AOL ? Bother! said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software.
AOL SEZ !ME TOO! IZ KEWEL!!! HUH-HUH HUH.
AOL: A.merica O.n L.ies
AOL: Awareness Often Lacking
APA             Amateur Press Association
APA : All ports Adressable, except the ones you need...
APATHY ERROR! Don't bother to strike any key...
APATHY ERROR:  Don't bother striking any key.
APATHY RULES!   ( but who cares? )
APATHY: Who gives a flying F^&% ?
APEXers DO IT in fancy boxes..
APL PROGRAMMERS are functional
APL PROGRAMMERS do it backwards
APL PROGRAMMERS do it in a line
APL PROGRAMMERS do it with stile
APL PROGRAMMERS do it with style
APL is a write-only language.  - Roy Keir
APL is a write-only language.  -- Roy Keir
APL programmers DO IT with glyphs.
APL programmers do it backwards.
APL programmers do it in a line.
APL programmers do it in the workspace.
APL programmers do it with stile.
APOLOGISTS do it orally
APOLOGIZE, v.i.  To lay the foundation for a future offence.
APPARENT: One's mother or father.
APPLE NEWTON users hold it in their hands.
APPLE...Always Powerless Plus Less Efficient.
APX: Apply Power and eXplode
AQUACOUSTICS(n):quality of bathroom that enables singing
AR: Advance Rudely
AR: Alter Reality
ARC vs ZIP: Arc Rival Compressors.
ARC(tm), ARJ, DWC, LZH, PAK, ZIP to you too, bub!
ARC.angel says "zip.itup"
ARC:  What the .ZOO animals travelled in.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS do it with mummies.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS search for hidden bones.
ARCHAIC: What we eat after ardinner.
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
ARCHEOLOGISTS do it with mummies
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old
ARCHEOLOGISTS like them old.
ARCHEOLOGISTS like them old.  
ARCHERS use longer shafts
ARCHITECTS are responsible for the tallest erections
ARCHITECTS do it late
ARCHITECTS have great plans
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.   
ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it was
ARCHITECTURE MAJORS stay up all night
ARCHIVISTS preserve it for posterity.
ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT? - Aahz
ARF, ARF, ARF ARF ARF!!!
ARG: Agree to Run Garbage
ARGGGH!  I will not go off-topic.... [prying hands off keyboard]
ARGH!  I'll not go off-topic!  [prying hands off keyboard]
ARGH! I've been subpoenaed to appear in Tagline Court!
ARGUMENT.COM invalid:  (A)bort (K)ick (S)cream
ARIA: Italian for "song that will not end in your lifetime."
ARJ there any other reason?
ARJ up your troubles in your old toolkit bag!
ARJ'S BEST, ZIP THE REST.
ARJives: Long Distance Phone Company's nightmare!
ARLO GUTHRIE does it on his motorcycle
ARM EVERYONE!  The Good Guys outnumber the Bad Guys!
ARMADILLO: Possum on the half-shell.
ARMED MEN ARE CITIZENS, UNARMED MEN ARE SUBJECTS!!!
ARMOR, The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn whose tailor is a blacksmith.
ARMOUR guns penetrate further.
ARMOURS guns penetrate further
ARMY: Anal-Retentive Military Yahoos
ARMY: Another Really Misguided Youth.
ARMY: Aren't Ready (to be) Marines Yet.
ARN  ; Add Random Number
ARN: Add and Reset to Non-zero
ARN: Add and Reset to Nonzero
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - Hasta La Vista, Baby
ARREARS: The two organs of hearing.
ARREST, v.t.  Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.
ARRRGGHH!!!! ... (The sound of someone actually learning something)
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!  Tension breaker, had to be done.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... The agrivation of it all.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! Tension breaker, had to be done!
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!--Tension breaker, you KNOW it had to be done.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Tension breaker. Just had to Orville!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ARSENIO HALL - Wooops! Wooops! Wooops! Wooops!
ARSONIST do it with fire
ARSONISTS do it with fire
ART HISTORIANS can tell you who did it, where they did it, what they
ARTERY:    study of painting
ARTHUR C. CLARKE - My God, it's full of stars!
ARTIFACT:  Something only an art major would know.
ARTIFACT:  The only true fact in an experiment.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE(n): the other guy's opinions
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: A blonde who dyes her hair dark...
ARTILLERYMEN do it with a burst
ARTISTS are exhibitionists
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ARTISTS do it by design
ARTISTS do it in the buff
ARTISTS do it with creativity
ARTISTS do it with emotion
ARTISTS do it with flair
ARZ: Add and Reset to Zero
ARooofroofroo...On your feet, or on your knees.
AS                    (On) Another Subject
AS-On Another Subject
AS: Add Sideways
AS; Another Subject
ASAP            As Soon As Possible
ASAR...Breaking the Silence of Sexual Abuse....
ASBM: Add Soap to Bubble Memory
ASCII - What you need to start a donkey.
ASCII - the key to your girlfriend's apartment
ASCII 32... The Final Frontier
ASCII EOU code: End Of User - causes terminal to explode.
ASCII Snake:  -*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*:>
ASCII a silly question, get a silly ANSI
ASCII a stupid question get a stupid ANSI
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
ASCII and ye shall RX.
ASCII and ye shall receive.
ASCII and ye shall receivii.
ASCII and you shall receive   Z.MODEM
ASCII and you shall receive - Z. Modem
ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
ASCII me no questions & I'll ANSI you no lies.
ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
ASCII no questions; I give ya no ANSI
ASCII silly question, get a stupid ANSI.
ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI
ASCII stupid question and you'll get a stupid ANSI.
ASCII stupid question, and you get a stupid ANSI!!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
ASCII stupid question, get stupid ANSI
ASCII stupid question...  Get a stupid ANSI!
ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI!
ASCII stupid questions, and you'll get a stupid ANSI!
ASCII to  ASCII, DOS to DOS.
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS...
ASCII to a ASCII, DOS to DOS.
ASCII... Gotta have it!!!
ASCII: Outdated ANSI
ASCIIbetical order: data sorted in ASCII collated order
ASCii, ASCii Ah downhill ski!!!
ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart.
ASL is not BAD ENGLISH
ASLAAB: on a Saab.
ASM & C - Just good friends
ASM programmers drive STACK shifts.
ASM programmers drive stick shifts
ASPERSION: An Iranian donkey.
ASPHALT(n): rectal trouble
ASPHALT..A term meaning rectal trouble
ASPR: Arithmetic Shift Passwords Right
ASQGSA: ASCII Stupid Question, Get a Stupid ANSI
ASQME - Anti Silly Quoting Macros Environmentalist
ASSASSINS do it from behind
ASSASSINS do it stealthily.
ASSAULT Offline Mail Reader Weapon v7.62mm -- Full Metal Packets!
ASSAULT is a *behavior*, not a *device*
ASSEMBLER PROGRAMMERS do it one -to -one
ASSEMBLER PROGRAMMERS do it one-to-one
ASSEMBLER programmers do it a bit at a time.
ASSEMBLER programmers do it in hex.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.   
ASSIGN : "Beware of Wombat's crossing the road"
ASSIMILATION PARTY!  I'll bring the Borgers & Lowenborg!
ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg!
ASSUME THE POSITION!  Yer under arrest for Theft of Taglines!
ASSUME: Makes an ASS of U and ME.
ASTRONAUTS do it in orbit
ASTRONAUTS do it on the moon
ASTRONAUTS do it while spaced out
ASTRONOMERS can't do it with the lights on
ASTRONOMERS do it all night
ASTRONOMERS do it all night.
ASTRONOMERS do it from light -years away
ASTRONOMERS do it from light-years away
ASTRONOMERS do it in the dark
ASTRONOMERS do it only at night
ASTRONOMERS do it under the stars
ASTRONOMERS do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds
ASTRONOMERS do it while gazing at Uranus
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ASTRONOMERS do it with all the stars
ASTRONOMERS do it with big bang
ASTRONOMERS do it with heavenly bodies
ASTRONOMERS do it with long tubes
ASTRONOMERS do it with stars
ASTRONOMERS do it with their telescopes
ASTROPHYSICISTS do it with a Big Bang
ASTROPHYSICISTS do it with a big bang
ASWAN RESTAURANT: Best food by a dam site!
ASYOYO          Adios, Sucker - You're On Your Own!
AT CHRYSLER: You lead, follow or send the work to Canada.
AT LEAST YOU **HAVE** A HARD DRIVE!!!!!!!!!
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&STEALTAGLINES&REPLY
AT&GETMAIL&UNPACKMAIL&READMAIL&LOADREPLY&STEALTAGLINE
AT&M0&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINES
AT&MO&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINES
AT&MO&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALrecipeS
AT&T - Call now and we will rip you off for free!
AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming there.
AT&T Subspace:  The next best thing to beaming there.
AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
AT&T does it in long lines
AT&T sub space: The Next Best Thing to beaming there.
AT&T subspace:  The next best thing to beamimg there.
AT&T with a collect call from the Gamma Quad. Will YOU take the charge
AT&T: We're more powerful than God, so screw you.
AT&timidator - A forceful phone salesperson.
AT&twits: Phone solicitors.
AT: Accumulate Trivia
ATDT 911 . . . NO CARRIER
ATDT911 for more help.
ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!"
ATF: bureau of Arsonists, Terrorists, and Felons.
ATHEISM (n). A non-prophet organization
ATHEISM:  A deep religious faith in the non-existence of a god.
ATHEISM:  A non-prophet organization.
ATHEISM: A deep religious faith in the non -existence of a god.
ATHEISM: A non-prophet organization.
ATHEISTS do it without guilt.
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
ATM and Windows: Great Fonts on the Free!
ATOM : A male cat.
ATSL                  Along The Same Line
ATST: At The Same Time  (used by John Kahane)
ATTAAACK!! - BW-Yakko
ATTACK CAT! Take a bite out of crime!
ATTACK CAT!!!!    take a bite out of crime!
ATTACK OF THE "I DON'T THINK SO" CREATURES
ATTENTION ..............Elvis gots'ta left de damn echo.
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
ATTENTION ......@FN@ has finished reading this message.
ATTENTION ......Orville has finished reading this message.
ATTENTION AFFILIATES:  Due to Sunout, Refeed Scheduled.
ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL!!! INCOMING FASHION!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE!  @N@ has the car!
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Orville Bullitt has the car!
ATTENTION recipe Shoppers!  snag 2, get 1 FREE!
ATTENTION! This message was POLITICALLY INCORRECT!
ATTENTION. . . Orville has finished reading this message.
ATTENTION.... Elvis has left the echo.
ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing at 8:00 P.M. on Holodeck 4!
ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing at 8:00 PM tonight in holodeck 3!
ATTENTION: Elvis has left the echo.
ATTENTION: In actuality, this product is 99.999999999999% empty space.
ATTENTION: John Hinckley. Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster.
ATTENTIONElvis has left the echo.
ATTITUDE is a little thing that makes a big difference.
ATTORNEYS make better motions
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.  
ATZ to Bob ? ATZ to Bob ? Are you there?
ATZ to Corrina ? ATZ to Corrina ? Are you there?.
ATZ to Holly ? ATZ to Holly ? Are you there?
ATZ to you? ATZ to you? Are you there?
ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..ATZ0..  Oh, hell! Hang up!
AU YLOKS: (Goldilocks).
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <<SMACK>>  and stay OFF the keyboard!
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <<SMACK<<...and stay OFF the keyboard!
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY KAT! <<SMACK>>...and stay OFF the keyboard!
AUDI = Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDIEN  Musicians do it in rhythm
AUDIOLOGISTS do it aurally
AUDITORS like to examine figures
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.   
AUGUST 16TH activates Aug 16th
AURALL  Musicians do it in concert.
AUSTIN -- What the rest of the world had in mind.
AUSTRALIANS do it down under
AUTHORITY(n):person who guessed right more than twice
AUTHORITY(n):someone who's guessed right more than once.
AUTHORIZED TO USE ALL MEANS TO DESTROY THE ENTERPRISE - Starfleet HQ
AUTHORS do it by rote
AUTO MAKERS do it with optional equipment
AUTO MAKERS do it with standard equipment
AUTO MECHANICS do it under hoods, using oil and grease
AUTOEXEC.BAT -- Lee Ioccoca as a Vampire.
AUTOEXEC.BAT = LEE IOCOA AS A VAMPIRE!
AUTOEXEC.BAT = Lee Iacocca as a vampire.
AUTOEXEC.BAT: A cross between Dracula and Lee Iacocca
AUTOHARP: A "backseat driver".
AUTOMATIC installation into virtually every mail reader package.
AUTOMATION PROGRAMMERS do it for you.
AUTORACE: The BEST echo in fidonet.... it's devoted to autoracing.
AUX PWR LOW AUX PWR FAIL 20, 19, 18 Computer on Jurassic Park
AUtoexec.bat, Config.sys, Io.sys, Msdos.sys, What else do you need?
AWACS - Allways Washing And Cleaning Something.
AWACS - America's War Against Common Sense
AWGTHTGTTA?           Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWK! read the message instead of recipes....
AWOOOOGA!  AWOOOGA!  Off-Topic!  Off-Topic!
AWP: Argue With Programmer
AWTT: Assemble With Tinker Toys
AWW idn't dat cute.  Puddy's chewin on de modem line !#
AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature.
A_Big_W E L C O M E_T O_T H E_F L_S I N G L E S_&_F R I E N D S_4_You
A_T_D_T_9_1_1...Online Hotline
A_ny M_achine as I_ndescribable - G_reat A_dvance!
A`[37mural `[34mSex produces eargasms.`[0m
Aa AAaa AAAaaa AAAAaaaa AAAAAaaaaa - the FIRST of a long line of taglines.
AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz - Tagline kit #1
Aaaaahhhh... By 1990, no Australian child will be living - Bob Hawk
Aaaaaooooouuuuuwwwww! How'm I lookin'?! --The Cat.
Aaaah, your motherboard wears combat boots!
Aaaahhhhh-CHU!  Not Virus, BBS Fever.
Aaah!   I see you have the machine that goes PING!
Aaahh!  Look out for that priest*$&^###  NO MARRIER
Aaahhhh - I forgot what I was going to say.
Aaarrrggghhh! = Klingon for, Go ahead. Make my day.
Aah the poor thing.
Aah! There's a horrible slug on your shoulder! Aah! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Aah.  Flying hell-beast.  Seen it.
Aardvark Preserve. No Hunting, Trapping, or Snedding allowed.
Aardvark Preserve. No Hunting, Trapping, or Snedding.
Aardvark a mile in my shoes...and I have!
Aardvark comes before aardwolf.
Aardvark my car, but I can't see over the steering wheel.
Aardvark: Strenuous labor.
Aardvarking my baby back home.
Abak he sterte, and thoghte it was amis,
Abandon all hope - Pandora took the money.
Abandon all hope ye who have entered cyberspace.
Abandon all hope ye who press <Enter> here...
Abandon all hope ye who read this...
Abandon all hope, Ye who have entered this echo as a Liberal.
Abandon all hope, ye who drink Red Rose tea.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter BASIC source here.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Abandon all hope, ye who persist in reading taglines...
Abandon all hope, ye who press ÄÄÙ here.
Abandon all hope, ye who press <ENTERhere!
Abandon all hope, ye who press <ÄÄÙ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter....
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abandon hope all ye who <ENTER> here.
Abandon hope all ye who <ENTER< here !
Abandon hope early and avoid the rush.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER< here!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter messages here.
Abandon hope, ye who enter messages here.
Abandon reason, ye who become Fidonet sysops!
Abandon ship!  Abandon ship!  Women and Mogs first!
Abandon ship. This is not a drill. - Data
Abandon sorrow all virgins - you'll get entered here!
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for truth, settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for truth, settle for fantasy
Abandon the search for truth. Settle on a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
Abandon thought and let the dream descend! - Phantom
Abandon thought and let the dream descend. - The Phantom
Abandoning my search for fantasy, I now search for truth.
Abandoning my search for truth I now search for fantasy.
Abba dabba dabba abba dab - Tom on scientific double talk
Abba dabba...poo !   Watch where you step Fred !
Abba...Dabba...Goo!  --  Pebbles' first words.
Abberation is an aberration, take liberalism for example.....
Abbott's Admonition:  If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots? - Garibaldi
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy T - shirt.
Abe Lincoln always moved his lips when he read.
Abe Lincoln did NOT die in vain...he died in Washington, DC.--TFT
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Ability is of little account without opportunity. Napoleo
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what!
Ability will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it...
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
Able was I ere I saw Elba.Wanna tan? Naw...
Abnormal program termination.
Abolish anal retentiveness!
Abolish first marriages!
Abolish first marriages.
Abolish mornings
Abolish mornings!
Abolish, Stamp out and Eliminate Redundancy...again
Abominable Tim:  Carpulsian Yeti
Abomination - What you do in a war.
Abort the whales, Stripmine Yosemite, Reactors for all!
Abort to a deep breath.
Abort, Retry, Cry
Abort, Retry, Fail, Give up!
Abort, Retry, Fail, Slam Fist on Desk?
Abort, Retry, Fail, Wait. Engine start sequence?
Abort, Retry, Find another line of work...
Abort, Retry, Find another line of work.......
Abort, Retry, Forget it!
Abort, Retry, Gun it down
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail (I bet you weren't expecting that one.)
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish?
Abort, Retry, Ignore? An optomist picks Retry.
Abort, Retry, IgnorePlay Ball!
Abort, Retry, Influence with a hammer...
Abort, Retry, or Get a life?  (A/R/G)
Abort, retry, forget it!
Abort? Retry? Ignore? Wing it?
Abortion - the ultimate child abuse
Abortion Casualties: 1 dead, 1 wounded
Abortion cheapens the sanctity of human life. - Rush Limbaugh
Abortion is a *RIGHT* not a *CONVENIENCE*
Abortion is something babies can live without.
Abortion is the politically correct term for murder.
Abortion is wrong, you made your choice when you had unprotected sex!
Abortion kills one human being and maims another.
Abortion means never having to say "Happy Birthday!"
Abortion should be safe, legal and... rare.
Abortion stops a beating heart.
Abortion, one dead, one wounded
Abortion:  America's Second Civil War
Abortion: America's Second Civil War
Abortion: Love's labor lost.
Abortion: Loves Labor Lost
Abortion: a DOCTOR$ right to make a killing.
Abortion: the ultimate child abuse
Abourzek's Law #4: The bigger the appropriation,the shorter the debate.
About 1,900 women commit homicide in US *each year*
About 1,900 women commit homicide in US *each year*...
About 150 clowns running wild in the street - Crow
About Martina Navratilova: It's hard playing against a man.
About a half a bubble off of plumb..
About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin...
About an hour is two days, and a couple of days is four weeks.
About as bright as a black hole.
About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
About as clear as mud, eh, Maria?
About as funny as a rubber crutch in a polio ward.
About as intimidating as Chad & Jeremy - Mike
About as likely as a lonely Tribble!
About as much as a wooden stake.
About as rare as an honorable lawyer. -Jw
About as sane as Orville on acid!
About as sensitive as a crosswalk button...
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
About as sharp as a pin head.
About as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.  (Foghorn again)
About as sharp as jello.
About as useful as a hood ornament on a tractor....
About as useless as a spit valve on a violin
About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference
About four cents short of a nickel.
About four years ago--no, it was yesterday.
About sentence fragments.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
About the possum; said the 'gator "I ate 'er".
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
About them sentence fragments.
About those disasters: it's just bad luck, really. REALLY!
About three fries short of a "Happy Meal"
About to give myself a sponge bath - Tom
About two tacos shy of a Fiesta Plate.
About you, until you are ready to fight legends. - Kosh
Above all else -- sky.
Above all else a god needs compassion! - Kirk
Above all else, I want to see.
Above all things, reverence yourself
Above all, to thine own self be true.
Above are the two I'd like to see....
Above opinions are not necessarily those of Miskatonic University.
Above thoughts reflect no one else's in the multiverse.
Abraca-Pocus:  The joy of the eclectic approach to rituals.
Abraham Lincoln, awakening with hangover: "I freed the WHAT?!"
Abraham to God:  "Would you do it to your Son?"
Abrams's Advice:  When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Absalom wiped his mouth very dry;
Abscence if occupation is not rest. A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed.
Absence and death are the same - only in death, there's no suffering.
Absence blots people out. We have no absent friends. - Bowen
Absence makes @TN@ groan and fondle and pull her nipples taut!!
Absence makes the heart go ponder.
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder ... for someone else.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Absence makes the heart grow fungus - The Barenaked Ladies.
Absence makes the mate go shopping.
Absence makes the nose grow longer. - The Doctor
Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence
Absence of evidence is evidence of absence of proof.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence!
Absent in body, but present in spirit. - 1 Corinthians 5:3
Absentee.        A missing golfing accessory.
Absess makes the fart go honda.
Absinance makes the tart grow fonder.
Absinthe makes the parts grow stronger.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Absofrackinlutely.  The latter predominates, I think.
Absolfraggingloutly Dammit! - Delenn
Absolut for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Absolut for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Myra I here.
Absolut for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Orville here.
Absolute Zero is cool - 0K?
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Ergo God is Evil.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Just look at God.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ergo; God is Evil.
Absolute zero freezes absolutly.
Absolute zero is cool.
Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!
Absolutely I will not interfere! -- Chechov
Absolutely NO ONE paid attention when Patrick Long said:
Absolutely Pernell-y - Tom
Absolutely brilliant...for a man.
Absolutely not                         Maybe
Absolutely, Positively, most definitely without a doubt...-NO FEAR
Absolution, redemption, salvation, and a means to an end.
Abstain from all appearance of evil. (1TH 5:22) (KJV)
Abstain from all appearance of evil. - 1 Thessalonians 5:22
Abstain from all appearence of evil. (1 The 5:22)
Abstain from beans.
Abstain from fleshy lusts, which war against the soul. - 1 Pet. 2:11
Abstain from wine, women and song. Mostly song.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Abstain fromAll appearance of evil. (1TH 5:22)
Abstain! or Practice Safe HEX!
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation
Abstinance is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
Abstinance is the lazy man's birth control.
Abstinance makes the tart grow fonder.
Abstinence -- It works every time it's tried!
Abstinence is "politically incorrect."  Sad to say.
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation.
Abstinence makes the fond grow harder
Abstinence should be practiced in moderation.
Abstinence should be practiced with modulation
Abstinence works every time it's tried!
Abstinence: The only 100% effective birth and STD preventive.
Abstinence: The re-usable contraceptive.
Abstinentiums - 586s owned by users who don't do floating point math.
Abstract Art,n.A product of the untalented, sold by the u
Abstract Art: sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Abstract Logic:  1. See definition 2.  2. See definition 1.
Abstract ideas are what's precious in a man's life.
Abstraction is achieved by data hiding and enforced by encapsulation.
Abstruse questions must have abstruse answers - Plutarch
AbtRty = Abort, Retry, Fail
Abundance = Big party held in a bakery.
Abundance.       A local hop usually staged in a barn.
Abundance: A social event in a bakery.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him. - Howe
Abuse is a temporary display of power
Abuse is a temporary display of power.
Abuse is not a gender thing.
Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar.
Abuse only as directed.
Abuse:  "tracks" all of your time
Abuse:  angers easily when drinking or on drugs
Abuse:  constantly accuses you of being unfaithful
Abuse:  controls finances and forces you to account for spending
Abuse:  criticizes you for little things
Abuse:  destroys personal property or sentimental items
Abuse:  discourages your relationships with family and friends
Abuse:  forces you to have sex against your will
Abuse:  hit, punch, slap, kick, bite or spit on you
Abuse:  humiliates you in front of others
Abuse:  prevents you from working or attending school
Abuse:  threatens to hurt you or your children
Abuse:  uses or threatens to use a weapon against you
Abuse: The bitter clamour of two eager tongues.
Abuse: angers easily when drinking or on drugs.
Abuse: will the circle be broken?
Abused Wife:  Tragic Victim   Abused Husband:  Laughing Stock.
Abusing Def One What a delightful idea!
Abyss?!  I'd love to, but the last time I went, I never came back.
Academia, here I come - Calvin
Academic Creed-If you steal from more than six people, it's research!
Academy of Naked Pagan Rituals & Animal Husbandry.
Academy:  A modern school where football is taught
Academy:  A modern school where football is taught.
Academy: A modern school with a marching band to play at football games.
Acapulco:  Singing without musical accompaniment.
Accelerate Windows, to escape velocity.
Acceleration=Distance to Safety X Size of Chaser..
Accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior? That'd be really selfish!
Accept Jesus as my personal savior?  That's really selfish!
Accept Jesus as my personal savior? That'd be selfish!
Accept a breath mint if someone offers you one!
Accept an Honorable Surrender.
Accept challenges so you may feel the exhilaration of victory. -Patton
Accept finite disappointment, never lose infinite hope.
Accept me for what I am - Completely unacceptable.
Accept me for what I am - completely unacceptable.
Accept no sheep imitations.
Accept no substitutes!
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
Accept the pain, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth - Data
Accepting good advice increases your ability.
Accepting today's morals often means we've none of our own.
Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
Access denied--nyeah nyeah na nyeah nyeah!
Access denied.  Take a number and get in line.
Access denied.  Take a number and get in line..
Access denied...take a number and get in line.
Access to information is the essence of freedom. - Dean Koontz
Accessing SLIP server...Entering my I.P. address - Crow
Accessing- Crow as dumb looking guy thinks
Accessing. Reboot. Shut down - Crow as girl thinks
Acch! Time Warp! We were never that old when we were younger.
Accident unavoidable.  Continue anyway?
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good,
Accident: the greatest of all inventors...
Accidentals:  Wrong notes.
Accidents cause History.
Accidents cause people.
Accidents happen within 25 miles of home.  Time to move.
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Accordianated: Ability to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Accordians don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
According to Dante, the center of Hell IS frozen over!
According to Decartes, Al Gore doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Bill Clinton doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Limbaugh doesn't exist
According to Decartes, Orville doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist.
According to Descartes, "Dittoheads" don't exist...
According to Descartes, Limbaugh doesn't exist
According to Descartes, Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist.
According to Intel the Pentium bug happens once every 26.937649 years.
According to Limbaugh Multi-culturalists are Un-American.
According to Quantum Theology, there is an average of one god.
According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue
According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my best recollections - I don't remember......
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
According to my calculations, the @FF@ does not exist!
According to my calculations, the Orville Bullitt does not exist!
According to the Theory of Dubious Theories...
According to the Weather Channel, hell just froze over.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stat
According to the news, it was an accident. --Winters.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
According to the table, I have +3 to damage.  Does it kill the dragon?
According to this table I have +3 to damage.  Does it kill the dragon?
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accordion: a bagpipe with pleats.
Accountability is Un-American!! - Opus
Accountability? From a Liberal? AAAAhhahahahahahaha
Accountant:  A person who feels good when things start looking black.
Accountant: A person who uses your books to figure his profit.
Accountants DO IT to the bottom line.
Accountants and Lawyers:  you can't Balance the Books on the Scales of Justice!
Accountants are bean counters.
Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it between spreadsheets!
Accountants do it calculatingly.
Accountants do it for profit.
Accountants do it with double entry.
Accountants do it with interest
Accountants work their assets off.
Accountants' minds are always in NumLock!
Accountants:    Miss a penny and the shit happens...
Accounting:  a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four...
Accupuncturists DO IT with a small prick
Accuracy, n.: The vice of being right
Accuracy:  The vice of being right.
Accursed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the people.
Ace & No Face are calling - Crow on Mads
Ace Frehley has the same kind of business - Crow
Ace Rimmer. Space Corps. - Ace Rimmer
Ace of Base:  I SWEAR I didn't see the sign, officer!
Ace of spades
Ace, give me a can of that nitro-nine you're NOT carrying. --7th Dr.
Ace, give me a can of that nitro-nine you're NOT carrying. -7th Doctor
Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying.
AceDOS 7.0 : (C)arry big Radio (L)auch ATR at Dalek (N)ito-9
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Acetone: What you get when you pick up the telephone.
Ach naw laddie, ye donna catch the lass, she catches yu!!
Ach! Sss--no! NO! Silly hobbits, foolish, yes foolish!
Ach, an Irishman on the bagpipes? 'Tis almost a sacrilege!...
Ach, der elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!
Ach, laddie, why would you be wantin' IRISH tags, anyway?
Ach, me recipe base! It canna take n'more, Capt'n! -Scotty
Ach, me taglines! They canna take n'more, Capt'n! -Scotty
Ach, twas a wee monster in the lach.
Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch.
Ach,der elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!
Achamoth, Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
Achh, me poor taglines; they kenna take enna more, Captain!
Achh, me recipe base! It canna take namore, Capt'n!
Achh, me taglines!  They canna take namore, Captain.
Achieve Blender Consciousness:  visualize whirled peas
Achievement, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of di
Achieving begins with believing.
Achtung Baby!
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid Rain - Not as groovey as it sounds.
Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times its weight in excess Reality.
Acid blobs should be attacked bare-handed.
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in life!
Acid rain dissolves styrofoam.
Acid test?  You're soaking in it
Acieeeeeed!
Ack!  Phfft!  Thptpth!
Ack!  The Gospel According To Fundamentally Oral Bill.
Ack!  There's too much blood in my caffeine stream!
Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G)
Ack! Do you go out of your way to put up Tags like that?
Ack! I didn't realize I was so taglinable!
Ack! It's the infamous `Broccoli of Death'
Ack! My soap has real lemon & my lemonade is artificial
Ack! Phfft! Thptpth! -- Bill the Cat
Ack! Pthptt! - Bill D. Cat
Ack!! Schools back in!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ackbar of Borg:  We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude...
Acknowledged. -Picard
Acme Tagline Company. Licensed tagline vendors.
Acme replies.
Acorns rule oak, Ey?
Acoustic - What you play pool with.
Acoustic:  Instrument used in billiards.
Acoustic:  Instrument used in billiards...
Acoustic:  What you shoot pool with.
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.
Acoustic: What you shoot the pool balls with
Acoustic: what you use when you shoot pool.
Acrobat: Someone who will always do you a good turn.
Acronym- Delta - Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive.
Acronym:  Waco - What A Cook-Out !!!!!!!!
Acronym:  Waco;  We Ain't Comein' Out
Acronym: TLX - Terrific Little Xpress-o-meter
Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion.
Acrophobes get down.
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights*
Across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
Across miles from our house to yours "Happy Holidays"!!
Across the mud huts where the childeren sleep
Act casual and say NOTHING!
Act immature at least three times a day.
Act in haste, repent at leisure.
Act in haste........and you'll ask for the Prophets forgiveness later.
Act like a lady until married. THEN, let him have it!
Act like a tennis shoe and "Just Do It!"-Doodoo
Act my age?  I've never BEEN my age before! I have no experience.
Act non-action; undertake no undertaking; taste the tasteless. -LAO TZU
Act now and get a FREE Cheese Grater!
Act now and get a free gift with that recipe!
Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
Act now we must, for we have no more time for words. -- Amara
Act well your part, for there all the honour lies. (Thespis)
Act with honor, but retain humility. <Lao Tzu>
Act with honour, but retain humility. <Tao Te Ching>
Acting Chief Petty Warrant Transporter Ensign Officer jg
Acting Crusher Ensign... <hic>... I mean...
Acting Station Chief Petty Warrant Transporter Officer JG O'Brien.
Acting funny, but I don't know why - Hendrix
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting on a good idea is better than just having one.
Acting on assumptions is acting in ignorance & stupidity
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Action Foliage! - Crow
Action Jesus - Manger Sold Separately
Action Jesus, Manger Sold Seperately - Crow
Action Ken Doll is there! - Mike
Action sequence, narrowly aborted! - Tom Servo
Action sequences filmed in Confus-o-Vision! - Joel
Action should accumulate in wisdom. <Bhagavad Gita>
Action stations! By Meeco. Figures sold seperately - Joel
Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.
Actions DO speak louder than words.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Actions speak louder than coaches.
Actions speak louder than purrs.  Garfield
Actions speak louder than words -- but not as often.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Actions speak louder than words.
Activate the time machine. --Captain Galaxy
Activate the window and watch the world go `round- Rush
Activism: The first sign of a failing acting career.
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
Activity may lead to evil, but inactivity cannot lead to good.
Acton's Law: Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Acton's Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Actor's statements at cons:  "Trust, but verify."
Actor:  Someone who tries to be everything but himself.
Actors aren't quite human, but then again, who is?
Actors do it in front of an audience.
Actors do it in the lime light.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on cue.
Actors do it on stage.
Actors do it onstage.
Actors do it with a script.
Actors do it with emotion.
Actors must make us think they're real--Jim Morrison
Actors play around.
Actors pretend doing it.
Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
Actors! Please stay in the reflector light! - Tom
Actors! We're rolling! - Crow on boring scene
Actors, Lawyers, Hot Dog Vendors. --Tom on post-apocalypse.
Actual SC Road Sign:  <---Clinton    Prosperity--->
Actual TorStar headline, 3/6/94: "Man charged with murder after death"
Actual business:  A Hole in the Wall - a doughnut shop.
Actual business:  Just the Fax - a telephone and fax machine shop.
Actual name and occupation:  Rev. Lord, minister.
Actual name of a boat:  Habeas Porpoise    [owned by two lawyers]
Actual newspaper headline, 1/17/77: "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
Actual newspaper headline, 8/14/80: "Food Basic to Student Diet"
Actual spelling is C'thulhu.  Beware! I will not be denied!
Actual war is a very messy business.
Actual war is a very messy business. - Kirk
Actually I'm making great time-Mike on out-of-control car
Actually I've become fairly good at extemporaneous taglining<H. D.>
Actually a commercial for Light Days Panty Liners - Crow
Actually it is an interplanetary greeting.
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a recipe.
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a tagline
Actually it's not the reply that takes time, it's choosing a tagline.
Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.
Actually willing to make love to the Doughy Guys - Mike
Actually, *I* blew up my shop. - Garek
Actually, Cats are excellent at domesticating people
Actually, Disco IS music (though not very listenable)..
Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts.
Actually, I could probably fine-tune the HoloDoc as well... <g>
Actually, I just got those from a book I read last week... "Sue Me".
Actually, I left a few minutes ago, but I expect I'll be back shortly.
Actually, I really like programming for Windows. IN A PIG'S EYE!
Actually, I really like running around the ship in my bare feet.
Actually, I was hoping something else would take you ...
Actually, I'm only 10 years old -- Celsius!
Actually, I'm only 21 years old  -- Celcius!
Actually, I'm only 21 years old  -- Celsius.
Actually, I've been a little worried about this User Tagging. - Jal
Actually, Kilroy beat Columbus to the Americas.
Actually, cats are QUITE good at domesticating people.
Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
Actually, cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
Actually, if I lived in Hawaii, I'd be lucky to afford water!
Actually, most Americans get their news from liner notes.
Actually, my usual form of transportaion is a Warb
Actually, my usual form of transportaion is a Warbird.
Actually, my usual form of transportation is a Warbird.
Actually, no, I won't respect you in the morning!
Actually, thank you for responding to it seriously.
Actually, that is a banana in my pocket...
Actually, that was a nice reveal - Mike on guy's chest
Actually, the Aliens' acid blood was Navy coffee...
Actually, the Aliens' acid blood was cafeteria coffee
Actually, the Windows 3.1 source code fits in one APL line.
Actually, the word "Earther" itself is unfortunate, I prefer Terran.
Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket.
Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
Actually, there's not much left to explain - Calvin
Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me...
Actually, this is the message, the tagline's above
Actually, we *DO* have an Oligopoly on this echo.
Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now - Mike
Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!
Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!!
Actually, white people invented rap music... "SQUARE DANCE"
Actually... I'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)
Actually...It's not that bold - Dr. Forrester
ActuallyI'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)
Actuaries DO IT in numbers.
Actuaries DO IT with little risk.
Actuary: has the skills of an accountant, but lacks the charisma.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acute:  Opposite of an ugly.
Ad - Save regularly in our bank. You'll never regret it.
Ad - See ladies blouses. 50% off!
Ad - TOMBSTONE SLIGHTLY USED.  Cheap.  Weil's Curiosity Shop
Ad - Vacation Special:  Have your house exterminated.
Ad - We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Ad Astra Per Aspera...   Andre Norton
Ad Hoc, Ad Nauseum and Ad Hominen:  the Holy Trinity of Stringfellow
Ad Libitum:  A premiere.
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Ad astra per ardua nostra
Ad for automobile air bags: "Inflation we can live with."
Ad from 2010: Pentium PC for sale, am switching to gas heat.
Ad from 2010: Pentium PC for sale; switching to gas heat.
Ad in newspaper:  "Lion-Tamer looking for tamer lion."
Ad nauseam--too many commercials...
Ad nauseam--too many liberals ...
Ad: SOME TRAVEL REQUIRED: Do you own stock in an airline?
Ada programmers do it by committee.
Ada programmers do it in packages.
Adam & Eve Virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple...
Adam & Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
Adam & Eve sugar farmers? Yes! They raised Cain.
Adam & Eve's first fight?..She put his new suit in the salad!!
Adam West is tied to a giant waffle iron!  How will he escape?
Adam West: Get a drink * Crow: It IS 10:00 am
Adam West: You may've noticed * Crow: I'm Adam West
Adam and Eve's phone number:  28-APPLE
Adam and Eve, meet the serpent.
Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam had the first soda fountain; he made Eve's cherry pop.
Adam said to Eve, "I'm getting tired of eating apples every day!!"
Adam said to Eve: I wear the Plants in this family; remember that!
Adam to Eve - I'll wear the plants in this family.
Adam to Eve - Stand back! I don't know how long it gets!
Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family."
Adam to Eve: "I wear the plants in THIS family!"
Adam to Eve: "I'LL wear the plants in this family!"
Adam to Eve: "Stand back! I don't know how long this thing gets!"
Adam to Eve: "Stand back, I dunno how big this thing gets."
Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
Adam to God:  "What, no more free pizza?"
Adam was a perfect example.
Adam was a rough draft.
Adam was created first to give him a chance to say something.
Adam was the first man in space.
Adam was the soft drink maker: he made Eve's cherry smash.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Adam's father and mother were same-sex parents.
Adam's rib: the original bone of contention.
Adam...quit with tha ribbing, will ya ?
Adamant ignorance beats rational logic every time.
Adamant.         The very first insect.
Adams, it is a qoute from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Adapt or Die. The real Law of Nature.
Adapt.  Enjoy.  Survive.
Add 2 stick's of butter {One for each thigh.}
Add DEVICE=FINGERCROSS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Add Sig: add signatures to messages automatically, no hassles, public
Add a feature... Add a bug...
Add a grain of truth to a Tribble and you get another Tribble.
Add excitement to your life.  Amaze your friends.  Act like a blonde!
Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n, said Tom meanly.
Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way.  Have Grand Children!
Add up a column by adding it down.
Add variety to your sex life, use the other hand.
Add variety to your sex life; use your other hand.
Add your favorite Tagline here
Add your own tagline in the space provided: [   ]
Addendum:  The Warner Sister. -- Dot Warner
Addict*, the *TagKing*, the *TagSquad*, the *Tagline Court* or of this
Addicted to Borg - Robert Palmer of Borg
Addicted to women.
Addicted, obsessive, compulsive... Modem Addicts on the next Geraldo
Addiction Sign #397: Refering to yourself as "ga"
Addictis Taglinus, Gary Caplan! <--A possible "handle?" Naah!
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
Adding manpower to a late project makes it later.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.  - Brook
Adding manpower to something already old only makes it older.
Addition? Sure! Subtraction? Sure! Multiply? Sure! Divide? Uh, maybe.
Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
Address not found: (A)bort (F)ail (R)un (S)h** (G)oBlind |-)
Address not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out! |-)
Address: 360K Floppy Dr.
Address: Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
Adendum:  The Warner Sister. -- Dot Warner
Adenoid:  Domino's Pizza Character.
Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing, Tom decreed.
Adhesive tagline.  Lick this XXXX!
Adios, Amiga!
Aditi, Mother of the lights of heaven.
Adjusting finances and making budgets won't help when you're broke!
Adjustment error ... Loose nut behind the keyboard.
Admiral Bullitt, you only have the CONN temporarily. --Picard.
Admiral Cartright: Arrest those men! [*] Spock: Arrest yourself!
Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft.
Admiral Nechayev cries herself to sleep 'coz Anna says she hates her.
Admiral Necheyev cries herself to sleep 'coz Anna says she hates her.
Admiral Sid Dithers - Mike
Admiral There be Dash-8 32 BWH's here...
Admiral! There be *whales* here! -- Scotty
Admiral, Hate you. Stole ship. Gone for 75 Yrs. Capt.
Admiral, I think Commander Bullitt is being incredibly short-sighted.
Admiral, there be whales here!    Scotty, that's a mirror.
Admiral, there be whales here!" "No, Scotty, that's a mirror."
Admiral, this is Neelix, our Morality Officer. - Janeway
Admiral.  There be DRIVEL here!
Admiral...  There be Dash-8 32 BWH's here...
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Admiration: polite recognition of self-reflection.
Admired by one man, a girl is sufficiently adorned. - Propertius
Admit it!  You've got a fork fetish!
Admit it, @FN@.  You're *really* a closet dittohead, aren't you?
Admit it, @N@, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it, @TO@, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it, Al Gore, you really enjoy midget wrestling. :-)
Admit it, Al Gore, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it, Bill Clinton, you really enjoy midget wrestling. :-)
Admit it, Orville Bullitt, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
Admit it. we're lost. - Chekov
Admit nothing!  Deny everything!  Blame Moderator!
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!
Admit nothing, deny everything, and launch counter-accusations.
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop.
Admit to a mistake; apologize; then move on. :-)
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates them for you.
Admit your mistakes.
Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach - Mike
Adnoid: Domino's Pizza character.
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. --Carol Burnett.
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
Adolescence prepares parents to welcome the empty nest.
Adolescence pressures boys to withdraw emotionally
Adolescence pressures boys to withdraw emotionally.
Adolescence, n.: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence,n. That period of time between puberty and ad
Adolescence,n. That period of time between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence:  Stage in life between infancy & adultery
Adolescence:  The stage between puberty and adultery...
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence: When a child tries to bring up his parents.
Adolescence: When kids tell their parents the facts of life.
Adolescence: prepares parents to welcome the empty nest.
Adolesence - The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolesence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolph Hitler comitted suicide.  Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
Adolph Hitler comitted suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
Adolph Hitler wore khakis!
Adonai Yireh ha motzi lechem min ha-aretz
Adonai:  Let your majesty be magnified in me.
Adopt a Rubber Chicken, and you will be a happy camper.
Adopt a dead parrot!
Adopt me <ALT-A< Or I'll KILL YOU (Skitz)
Adopted.  Stolen.  Borrowed.  Whatever...
Adopting this tagline voids your warranty.
Adoption Builds Beautiful Families...
Adoption is an acceptable alternative life style.
Adore: To venerate expectantly.
Adorn.           What comes after the darkest hour.
Adric and Wesley Crusher _must_ be related.
AdricDOS 1.0: (M)ath (M)ath (m)ath
Adroit: Knowing when you've gone too far enough.
Adult .GIF files are meant for testing SVGA monitors!
Adult .GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Adult .GIF files are meant to test video card resolutions.
Adult Education: We take the 'dolt' out of 'A-dolt Education'.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Adult n. Obsolete child.
Adult wolves are always naked too. - Dire Wolf
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Adult:  One old enough to know better.
Adult:  Stopped growing at the ends, but not in the middle.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Adult: Stopped growing at the ends, but not in the middle
Adult: one old enough to know better.
Adultary is the application of democracy to love.
Adultery - two wrong people doing the right thing.
Adultery Is Fun By Gomez A. Round
Adultery comes from applying democracy to love.
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Adultery, See dis? Two right suckas doin' de wrong doodad.
Adultery:  Putting yourself in someone else's position.
Adultery: Pathological condition afflicting those over 30.
Adultery: Two right people doing the wrong thing.
Adultery: When one man's mate is another man's passion.
Adults are not wiser than children, just more cunning
Adults are obsolete children
Adults aren't wiser than children, just better liars.
Adults... * Wesley
AdvTHANKSance . . .
Advanced design: Upper management doesn't understand it.
Advanced magic is indistinguishable from special effects.
Advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Advancement in position.
Advantages of being messy: One is constantly making new discoveries.
Adventure (n):  the land between entertainment and panic.
Adventure is just another word for new explorations!
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adventure is the champagne of life. - Chesterson
Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh...
Adventure.  Excitement.  A Jedi craves not these things. - Yoda
Adventure. Excitement.  A sysop craves not these things.
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
Adventurers Rule #6: Never, EVER eat the gooey stuff!!
Adventurers wanted:  no experience necessary.
Adversity can reveal your true friends.
Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Adversity reminds men of religion. - Livy
Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.
Advertise your business here, and save!
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Advertisers "Just Do It!"
Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
Advertising Anachronism: "Fresh Frozen"
Advertising agency: 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising agency: eighty-five percent confusion and fif
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Advertising wondrous things
Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
Advice for parents with CyberActive kids...UNPLUG the modem !
Advice from an old carpenter:  Measure twice and saw once.
Advice from the continuum - Q Tip
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
Advice is something everybody gives, but few take.
Advice is usually worth what it cost.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know.
Advice to Fundamentalists:  Just say 'No' to Kool Aid!
Advice to ice skaters: You can't always tell a brook by its cover.
Advice to persons about to marry - DON'T!
Advice to worms:  Sleep late.
Advice void if incorrect!
Advice void, if I'm incorrect!
Advice: The smallest current coin.
Advice: a pleasure to give, humiliating to need, normal to ignore.
Advil:  Used to hammer things on.
Advisor - The guy who told you how to screw up
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up
Advisor: The person that told you how to screw up!
Advisor: The person who told you how to screw up
Advisories, Warnings, Vacations, Public Ridicule ARE ADMINISTERED!
Advocaat: a Dutch drink made from lawyers.
Aeon Flux of Borg: Trevor, your demented little scheme is irrelevant.
Aeon Flux: A Modesty Blaise for the 90's.
Aeon Flux: Mrs. Peel gone cyberpunk.
Aerial eroticism - Crow
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Aerobics:  Converting software to firmware
Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines. -- Enzo Ferrari
Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerobics class.
Aerorectophobia: The fear of assholes in high places.
Aesthetically deprived: ugly
Aether propagates banality
Affairs with nymphs are often very expensive.
Affection has no price.  St. Jerome
Affections are like lightning, you can't tell where they'll strike.
Affirmative Action for Feminazis just means more female prisons.
Affirmative Action for Feminizts -- more female prisons. 
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
Affix stamp, POST OFFICE will not deliver without postage
Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
Afishionado n. Rod and Reel enthusiast.
Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? -Han Solo
Afraid I'll make a stink? - Ace Ventura
Afraid of a Hard Drive Crash? Install Air Bags.
Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping!
Afraid of heights?   Not me, I'm afraid of widths!
Afraid of nymphs?  Wear a ring of adornment.
Afraid of the UN?  So was your old man.
Afraid of your valuables being stolen?  Carry more junk!
Afraid to know, what lies behind the stare.
Afraid to know, what lies behind the stare. - Qyr
African Queen babies - Crow
African or European?  Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aft torpedoes, FIRE!
After 20 weeks, Joel Hodgson snapped a twig - Tom
After 3 days men tire of a wench, a guest, rain and liberalism!
After 3 ringsIf it doesn't blow-up--Answer it!!
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
After 3000 years, I return to the Human World...as a tagline!!!
After 4 decimal places WHO CARES!!!!!!
After 400 years, I am the oldest living vampire. - Armand
After 46 decimal places nobody cares anyway.
After Clinton, *everyone* looks more qualified to be President!
After Clinton, *everyone* looks qualified to be President
After Clinton, *everyone* looks qualified to be President!
After G-d created woman, He atoned by creating beer.
After God created man, he atoned by creating beer.
After God created woman he atoned by creating beer.
After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer.
After God created woman, He atoned by creating edible knickers
After Gun-Control will we just have drive by slappings?
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?
After Midnight, We're Going To Let It All Hang Down
After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Down
After Reagan, *everyone* looks qualified to be President!
After Sex: Fun?  That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate*
After World War III, only roaches and lawyers will survive.
After World War III, the ants will still be around.
After a couple years in space, even Neelix starts to look good.
After a couple years in space, even Quark starts to look good.
After a cursory examination, the death is ruled an act of god.
After a few years in cyberspace, even @N@ starts to look good!
After a few years in space, even Worf started to look good.
After a few years in space, even Worf starts to look good
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm dog.
After a hard drive you can get a little floppy
After a long bath Worf sees the fleas as his true friends
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.<Ozeck>
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
After a thousand years the darkness has come again - G'kar.
After a thousand years, the darkness has come again..
After a trip with you, he may survive. - Hawkeye to Mitchell
After a week in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same.<Rogue>
After a while, nothing bothers you.
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.
After all is said and done, more is said and done.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
After all is said and done, more is said then done.
After all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
After all is said and done, usually more is said then don
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
After all possible keystrokes have failed...try the manual.
After all that practice, Al Gore still doesn't lie well.
After all that practice, Bill Clinton still doesn't lie well.
After all there is but one race - humanity.<George Moore>
After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself.
After all this timeI almost made you smile
After all you've seen, why can't you believe?   Fox Mulder
After all you've seen, why can't you believe? --Mulder.
After all, growing old beats the alternative.
After all, how many reruns can you watch?
After all, if a brain's not a playground, what good is it?
After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it? -Q
After all, this *is* 1920. - Kalas
After all, tomorrow is another day.   Vivian Leigh
After all, what are friends for?
After assimilat'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
After burying the hatchet don't mark the spot.
After death all men smell alike. --Italian Proverb.
After dinner, I said, "Your modem or mine?"
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
After everything I've done, I hate myself for what I've become - -NIN
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After four decimal places, nobody really cares much.
After god created woman, beer was the bug fix...
After gun control will we have drive-by slappings?
After gun-control will we have drive by slappings?
After he made his deposit in the sperm bank, he lost interest...
After her tenth child, she went stork raving mad.
After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human.  - Data
After marrage, HoneyDo is *not* a melon.
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
After my nervous breakdown they did a low level format of my brain.
After my nervous breakdown they did a low level format.
After only 3 mail packets, I have put together a fair sized collection
After seeing Dax and Kira on DS9 all I have to say is Marina Who?
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
After seeing what Seagulls do, aren't you glad cows can't fly?
After sex? Why more sex, of course!
After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
After six seasons in space, even Worf starts to look good!
After tax day, a fool and your money are soon partners.
After taxes eternal dambnation comes down to just a sort of bad feeling.
After taxes eternal damnation comes down to just a sort of bad feeling.
After that, all you've got to do is shove it.
After the Clinton Health Plan only Taxes will be assured.
After the Clinton Helth Plan only Taxes will be assured.
After the Coming of the Lord, who sleeps in the wet spot?
After the Texas Chainsaw Massacre:  Rest In Pieces
After the event, even a fool is wise.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
After the invasion of the Basilisks, Ray Ban's became immense popular.
After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
After the lawyers are all dead, kill the consultants!
After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole.-Trapper
After the verb to love, to help is the most beautiful verb.
After these messages, @FN@ and Chrissy play nice.
After these messages, Beavis & Butthead play nice.
After these messages, Beavis and Butthead play nice.
After these messages, Orville and Barry play nice.
After these messages, Orville and Chrissy play nice.
After these messages, Orville and Frank play nice.
After they made Al Gore, the broke the jello mold.
After they made He, they broke the jello mold.
After they made Orville Bullitt, the broke the jello mold.
After they made Orville Bullitt, they broke the jello mold.
After they made Orville, the broke the jello mold.
After they made Ross Perot, the broke the jello mold.
After they made you, they broke the jello mold.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? - S.W.
After things go from bad to worse the cycle repeats.
After things go from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.
After this, nothing will shock me.
After three days of intense pain, the snake died - Riker
After three days without TagX-Pro, life becomes meaningless.
After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless.
After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.
After three days, fish and guests stink.
After trying Camels, nine out of ten men prefer women...
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks
After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks.
After we pull the pin Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend!!!!
After we pull the pin, Mister Grenade is NOT our friend!
After we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is NOT our friend!
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
After what you've been through, you deserve to sit for a while. - Hague
After years of analysis, Steve discovers he just needed a proctologist
After years of hemming women's dresses, a little action is refreshing.
After you blow in her ear, a blonde says "Thanks for the refill"!
After you had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
After you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend.
After you pull the pin, Mr. Handgrenade is not your friend.
After you read this tagline,it will self-destruct in 5 se
After you use Kleenex, does it become Dirtiex?
After you've had a Beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
After you've had a lobotomy, you don't care about...uh, about...
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop.
After-math [n], The period following algebra.
After-math: The period following algebra.
AfterAll is said and done, more is said then done.
Afterism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
Afterlife.sys not found!  Do you want to re-incarnate? (y/n)
Afterlife?  Is that like terminate and stay resident?
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate? (y/\
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate? (y/n
Aftermath: Lots of pterodactyls in the news.
Afternoon Delight just loves slow hands and a fast tongue.
Afternoon nap: Matinee idle.
Afternoon siesta...formatting 360k on the XT
Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try @TN@
Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try ME!!!!
Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.
Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about h
Afternoon: When we start worrying about tomorrow.
Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure.
Aftrlife.sys not found!  Do you want to re-incarnate? (Y/n)
Aftrlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate? (Y/n)
Again and again and again - what are the facts?
Again with the phallic references! - Tom
Again! Solve America's problems by depopulating the North East and
Again, I am very sorry about the delay in answering.
Again, thank you in advance for anyting that you can furnished me.
Again, that anger!  'Seized my vessal'!  'Seized my vessal'! -Q
Again, that's why it's there! :)
Again, you are as verbose as usual.
Again, your mileage may vary.. :)
Again...just your liberal opinion.
Against Abortion?  Don't have one.
Against boredom, even the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance...
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance...and CHEATING!!!
Against logic there is no armor like liberalism.
Against logic, there is no armor like ignorance.
Against my best advice, he drank the Dragon's blood.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Against stupidity the gods themselves strive in vain.
Against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain!
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
Against stupidity, the very gods contend in vain.
Age & Trickery will overcome Youth and Skill?  H-m-m-m.
Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill.
Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill
Age 'n Treachery Will Overcome Youth and Skill
Age Fast - Hire a Consultant!
Age and Trickery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Age and experience against youth and treachery
Age and experience win out against youth and treachery.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Age before beauty-- Duncan MacLeod
Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.  -- Dorothy Parker
Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parker
Age can be beautifull as long as it works!!!!
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale...
Age does not bring wisdom, but it does give perspective. -Jubal Harshaw
Age doesn't show here, but immaturity sure does.
Age gracefully? I think not. Age ferociously instead.
Age gracefully? Never! Party to the end.
Age is a NUMBER, and mine is non-published!
Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is a matter of mind - if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is a matter of mind.  If you don't mind, it's no matter.
Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.
Age is a state of mind, therefore I'm only...ah...18 YEAH 18! <G>
Age is important only in dead fish and good wine.
Age is important only in dead fish and in good wine.
Age is important only in good wine and dead fish.
Age is important only with dead fish and good wine.
Age is irrelevant but irreversible!
Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.
Age is just a state of mind!
Age is never a bar to human immaturity.
Age is not important -- unless you're a cheese.
Age is only a matter of years...
Age is only a matter of years??
Age is only important if you're a cheese.
Age is only important in dead fish and good wine.
Age is the best possible fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Age isn't important unless you're a cheese.
Age makes the joints creaky, but OLD is a mind-set.
Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity.
Age of Aquarius: how many years Caesar has had a fish tank.
Age of Electric : Destroy, rebuild, destroy, rebuild, destroy....
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
Age, which forgives itself anything, is forgiven nothing
Age??? Why, I'm only 10 years old -- Celsius!  ;-)
Ageing is not bad.  The real killer is when you stop.
Agent Cooper? Agents Mulder, Scully...now what's this about Bob?
Agent Double 0-HEAVEN -Crow leers on Mamie in trench coat
Agent Mulder believes that we are not alone
Agent Mulder, FBI.  Please drop the sword, Mr. MacLeod.
Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire
Agent of Evil, Local #307
Agents do it undercover.
Aggie Motorcycle:  Cow-a-Socky!
Aggresive Actions Against This Crew, Will Be Met By The Deadliest Force
Aggressive stupidity can be an incredibly powerful weapon.
Aggressive woman: One who speaks her mind and doesn't act like a bimbo
Agh burzum ishi krimpatul - inscription on Ring, Gandalf.
Aging could be delayed if it had to go through Congress.
Aging is Great -- Considering the option!
Aging is bad, but consider the alternative.
Aging is not bad.  The real killer is when you stop.
Aging isn't bad.  The real killer is when you stop.
Aging: Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Aging: You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere
Aging: when you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
AgitationViolationMutilationPlanet Dies.
Agnes Allen's Law:   Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Agnodyslexic plea:  "why ME, dog?"
Agnostic (n): An Atheist with an insurance policy.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniac: lies awake wondering if there IS a dog.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs at night: Is there a Dog?
Agnostic, n.: An atheist with an insurance policy.
Agnostic:      I'm not 100% sure whether of not shit happens
Agnosticism ... I don't know weather S*** happens
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead?
Agnostics are merely atheists with an insurance policy.
Agnostics open their prayers with "To Whom it may concern
Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi
Agnus Dei:  A Famous Female Church Composer.
Agnus Dei:  A woman composer famous for her church music.
Agonizer? Where did I put that doohickey? - Evil Crow
Agrajag to Arthur Dent:...you've gone and killed me AGAIN!
Agrajag- "You may go after I have killed you."
Agree with me now ... it will save so much time.
Agreed to play Dungeons & Dragons with Tom Servo - Mike
Agreed, It smells like a trap.  Let's go.
Agreement: The basis of reality and culture.
Agreement: two people who have no minds to change.
Agressive stewardess recruiting - Tom
Ah  Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
Ah *HA!* (pregnant pause) Pronoun Trouble..." -Daffy Duck
Ah A game! -- Data
Ah HA! Pronoun trouble... -Daffy Duck
Ah KNOW what a Bagel is, but whut kinda dog is a Lox?
Ah My Favorite!! Cream Of Spotted Owl Soup.
Ah Orville ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
Ah Rebecca, such the literary beauty!  <<swoon>>
Ah Sarcasm, Gotta love it. -- Garrison Jim of Bajor.
Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away.
Ah baby! You puss! Push the button, Frank - Dr. F
Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeeng!
Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeng!
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah crap! I gotta get another carton -Crow as smoking girl
Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough w
Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus.
Ah fart in your general direction!
Ah for crying out loud! She's not dead *again,* is she?
Ah foun' my thrill...on Blueberry Hill
Ah hahh.. now it starts to make sense..
Ah keeps my feathers numbered for just such an occasion. -- Foghorn Leghorn
Ah know what a bagel is, but what kind of dog is a lox?
Ah know whut a bagel is but whut kinda dawg is a lox?
Ah know whut a bagel is, ah got one...but whut kinda dawg is a lox?
Ah know whut a bagel is, but whut kinda dawg is a "lox?"
Ah men! Enjoying their manliness! - Tom on arm wrestlers
Ah said, pay attention, boy! - Foghorn Leghorn
Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..
Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
Ah sherlock them fancy numbers of your'in, Mista' Iceman!
Ah shucks it works - darn it!
Ah so.  You want connect China?...%$#@& - SO SORRY.  NO TICKEE - NO CALLEE
Ah thank you,... but this is not,... I,... ah hell! - Ivanova
Ah well, I guess I'll Always be Misunderstood  :<===
Ah well, ski seasons here & gone again.... fishing anyone
Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised.
Ah yes, getting teeth drilled is always such fun . . . -Dodger
Ah yes, poor friend.  I hear he's fruity as a nutcake.
Ah yes, poor friend.  I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake. -- Kirk
Ah yes, poor friend. I hear he's fruity as a nut cake.
Ah yes, the Garden of Eden.  Just outside Moscow. - Chekov.
Ah!  Here's the problem!  You're a liberal
Ah!  I have access. -- Data
Ah!  Stirring times we live in... stirring times. -- Hardy
Ah! Another kid who got a modem for his birthday.
Ah! But had I been born more than 20 years later...
Ah! Go to HELL! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Ah! Humor in Uniform! - Tom Servo
Ah! I have access. - Data.
Ah! I see you have the machine that goes PING!
Ah! Losers in the Sky - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
Ah! Mozart. He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Ah! Plain, simple Garak.  Bashir
Ah! Stirring times we live in stirring times. -- Hardy
Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot
Ah'm Bubba o' Boahg.  Y'all fixin' t' be assim'lated.
Ah'm Bubba o' Boahg. Y'all fixin' t' be assimilated
Ah'm Bubba of Borg.  We's fixin' t'assimilate y'all.
Ah'm Leghorn of Borg.  Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son
Ah'm thinkin'! . . . And muh head hurts. Yosemite Sam
Ah'm thinkin'!... And muh head hurts.
Ah've got th' powah!
Ah, 'tis better to be composed than to be decomposed.
Ah, A Conscience!, What The Hecks A Conscience - Ren.
Ah, Bob, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
Ah, ChristmasLet's go kill a tree for Jesus!
Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
Ah, Donald, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element -Tom Servo on guy dressed as girl
Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element -Tom guy dressed as girl
Ah, Frank Zappa! Amost that entire song in my tag file!
Ah, I know this one. - Londo
Ah, I know this one. He was trouble. - Londo
Ah, I love the rattle of a HD in the morning.
Ah, I see you're just up the road from me here.
Ah, I see you've decided to go psycho.  Godspeed.
Ah, I'm sorry sir, the cat's eaten it.
Ah, Lois number two - Crow
Ah, Mayor Dinkins - Dr. Forrester to Mike
Ah, Mike.  I see you've decided to go psycho.  Godspeed.
Ah, Mozart!  He was happily married, but his wife wasn't.  -- Borge
Ah, Mozart. He was happily married...but his wife wasn't.
Ah, Mr. Woof. --Lwaxana Troi.
Ah, Myra I, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
Ah, Officer?  You REALLY don't want to look in the trunk."
Ah, Orville ... Will you grab that piece of skull?
Ah, Orville, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
Ah, Ponch & John are calling - Mike on Mads
Ah, Rita your deoderant has turned all white & flaky -Tom
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
Ah, Smut ! (I love it) .. The adventures of a slut ! Tom Lehrer
Ah, Spam...lunchmeat of the gods!
Ah, Taxes: At least Death Isn't Annual.
Ah, Thor!: Ty Till
Ah, Thor!: Ty Till.
Ah, Ticket Master: the Early Years - Tom
Ah, Vivian Vance! Auuggghh! Auuuuugh! - Mike as J.Perkins
Ah, a man after my own tart.
Ah, ahemm, do you have the "Texas chainsaw mascera"?...
Ah, an open mind.  The essense of intelect. - Garek
Ah, an open mind.  The essense of intellect. - Garek
Ah, bravo Figaro, bravo, bravissimo, bravo!
Ah, bravo, bravo, bravissimo, bravo!
Ah, bustling city music - Mike
Ah, but if only we humans were rational!
Ah, but is "second hand" as satisfying as getting it "personally"?
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
Ah, come on, just this one last little feature.
Ah, don't hop over the bodies. It's so glib - Mike
Ah, for the traditional Yuletide cabbage! - Crow
Ah, fuzzy pigs, flying sheep and fiddygibbers all 'round!
Ah, go on, you swine.
Ah, he's got a nice round one - Crow on guy's butt
Ah, he's the Vasectomy Kid! - Crow
Ah, here we goFireballwonderful spell. -- Fizban
Ah, jam it, you crummy prole - Joel
Ah, kad te nema u blizini nisu mi sve ovce na broju.
Ah, let 'em crash - Crow
Ah, look at all the lonely people. -Beatles
Ah, look at all the lonely people. -Rasta, the fifth Beatle
Ah, look at those horse's asses - Crow as posse rides off
Ah, major.  What can I do for you? - Quark     Get lost. - Kira
Ah, memoriesain't they sweet?
Ah, my favorite part! The whipping - Crow leers as doctor
Ah, my hero! <sigh>
Ah, my new hair pieces are in! - Crow as Pernell Roberts
Ah, my trombone.  Let me show you how it works. X Riker
Ah, my trombone.  Let me show you how it works. þ Riker
Ah, now I can see through the window, said Tom stiltedly.
Ah, sit & spin you cruddy skank! - Crow
Ah, sweet Mister Rhee, of Life
Ah, that explains it then!  Try it WITH glasses!
Ah, the Femm-ee Fat-a-lee - Crow on trampy girl
Ah, the children of the night, what music they make.  -Dracula
Ah, the direct approach.  I admire that in a man with a mask.
Ah, the drama of the gifted child - Crow on punky teem
Ah, the effect of Jazz on youth -- Tom Servo
Ah, the effect of jazz on youth - Tom as guy whimpers
Ah, the filthy Englander, gootey morgee.
Ah, the mournful sighing of the Spoo...!
Ah, the smell of it...
Ah, the traditional Yuletide cabbage! -- Crow T. Robot
Ah, the vastness of space and time and I end up here
Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
Ah, they are soul mates, maybe <g>.
Ah, this is a place to park your pudding! -The Tick
Ah, this must be the pagan fest...now, where are my clothes?
Ah, throat still hurts when you wiggle your toes??
Ah, to be old again, said the young corpse. -S. Lec
Ah, war is heck - Mike
Ah, well . . . Onward and Awkward.
Ah, well done...Where's the head? -BA  I thought YOU had it. -Baldrick
Ah, what a powerful ending - Mike
Ah, wheels! What doesn't this movie have? - Tom
Ah, yes! My lightly propped garage - Mike
Ah, yes!! But he had his own peculiar charms
Ah, yes, the Picard reserve. - Moriarty
Ah, yes, the sound of a vacuum cleaner running over pennies!
Ah, you fragged yourself, you knuckleheads! - Crow/#606
Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
Ah, you're deep Tony. Real deep - Mike
Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero Room. -- The Doctor
Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero room. - 5th Doctor
Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding. - Homer
Ah-Ha! Caught you snagging my recipes again!
Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!
Ah-bee, ah-bee, ah-bee, that's all, folks!
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Ah.  @FN@... Would you grab that piece of skull, please?
Ah.  Then I shall call you...`Baldrick'!  -Edmund
Ah. So you're a waffle man! - Talkie Toaster
Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore- TEC
Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore...
Ah.. you have a golden mind.
Ah... A game! - Data
Ah... A knowledgable voice among us less informed!
Ah... missed! -- Gomez Addams
Ah..the vastness of space and time...and I end up here.
AhA game! -- Data
AhGood old Often Wrong Soong! - Lore
AhI am so naive in the ways of the Chocolate. --Iain Twolan.
Aha!
Aha!  Another 'undocumented feature'!
Aha!  Caught you lurking!  So that's who's been stealing my taglines!
Aha!  I caught you reading taglines again
Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"!
Aha! I caught you reading taglines again.
Aha! Night on Butt Mountain - Tom Servo
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Aha! another "QMail undocumented feature" is lurking.
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
Aha, rules of the game, go on- Quark
Aha..we meet Again !         ..umm.. no I don't think so...
Ahab is still chasing Moby Zmodem.
Ahahaha. But I kid the pigs - Joel
Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze. -Memphis IHOP
Ahead Warp Factor 10 Zillion!
Ahead Warp Factor 11. Engage!  !egagnE .11 rotcaF praW daehA
Ahead full, Mr. Pinky! - Brain
Ahead of its time.....
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm? -Dirty Yoda
Ahem, said the Dragon, killing the party.
Ahh - a desq with a view!
Ahh AHH *CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to Taglines!
Ahh No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Ahh wight!  Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascawy wabbitt?
Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
Ahh!  I get it!!  The Universe *doesn't* make sense!!
Ahh!  The country's safe!  Congress is out of session!
Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!
Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature!
Ahh! I get it !! The Universe *doesn't* make sense !!!
Ahh! Rodeo is wasted on the young - Crow
Ahh! The Club Jobless - Crow
Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs! - Joel on shrew
Ahh! They're dogs! and...the're playing POKER! AHHH!
Ahh! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. THHHHP! Ahh! Still good!
Ahh! You're it! No touch backs - Tom as guy runs by girl
Ahh! here it is in the Bin, I knew I filed it somewhere.
Ahh!!  They're dogs!! and...the're playing POKER!! AHHH!
Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform! -- Rita
Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs  Dr. Forrester
Ahh, a ventriloquist's pistol - Crow on cheesy sound fx
Ahh, aim high - Mike as guy brags
Ahh, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
Ahh, childhood.  Don't grow up without it.
Ahh, go sit on a carrot - Mike
Ahh, he doesn't even care - Mike on Dr. Forrester
Ahh, he's digging in his ear! Ugh! - Tom
Ahh, it taxes the little grey cells, does it not?
Ahh, man I want those bell bottoms! - Mike
Ahh, mother's milk! - Tom as jet refuels
Ahh, no you're not, you're Alana, I have to forgive you =) -Nightfall
Ahh, poopy! - Mike
Ahh, stuff it! - Slappy
Ahh, the All Catfood Store - Mike
Ahh, the Cleavage Monitor! - Tom
Ahh, the Glossary of Porn! - Crow
Ahh, the leg is on the other thigh now - Mike
Ahh, the sport coupe - Crow on moon buggy
Ahh, those were our salad days - Tom as ganster
Ahh, to be blessed with an instrument like that - Mike
Ahh, urinal cakes! My favorite - Crow
Ahh.. so you come from the land of love.
Ahh.. so you come from the land of lundy.
Ahh...  AHH... *CHOOOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines!!!            :=)
Ahh... Ahh!... AHH!!...... CHOOOOO#%^@$% NO CARRIER
Ahh... Ahh... *CHOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines! - Sneezer
Ahh... No moderator!  Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
AhhAHH*CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!
AhhAhh!AHH!!...CHOOOOO#%^@$% NO CARRIER
AhhNo moderator!  Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Ahhh Stimpy, For You Are My True Friend! - Ren.
Ahhh Stimpy, It's Beautiful! - Ren.
Ahhh!  My GOOD friend Miiister Stra-CHIN-ski!
Ahhh! Caustic liquid all over my face! - Tom
Ahhh! Is this a heated discussion now? <G>
Ahhh! Red alert! Red alert! Send back-up! - Tom
Ahhh! The country's safe! Congress is out of session!
Ahhh, I have some freshly *assimilated* Taglines for you!
Ahhh, Internet.  Does it loose messages too?
Ahhh, Swisher Sweets! - Mike as guy lights cigar
Ahhh, but I have a cunning plan m'lord...
Ahhh, but just what is deviant, and in comparison to what?
Ahhh, dinner! - Crow as girl holds bird
Ahhh, fantastic! Absolutely fantastic! - Mike
Ahhh, lets turn to the habble do gee handbook.
Ahhh, memories... what was that again?
Ahhh, now I can relax and read my latest copy of Psycho Illustrated!
Ahhh, prats! - Tom
Ahhh, the best laid plans of voles and men.....
Ahhh, the things I'd do with the power of Q...
Ahhh, there's THREE kinds of vanilla - Mike leers
Ahhh, they're wrestlers! - Tom
Ahhh...SUCKER!
Ahhhh No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER
Ahhhh for those longer tags with the register
Ahhhh yes, to do a battle of wits with the unarmed.......
Ahhhh! Iggy Pop! - Tom on girl wrestler
Ahhhh, I really like men.  Every woman should own a few.
Ahhhh, I really like men.  Every woman should own one.
Ahhhh, I really like women.  Every man should own one.
Ahhhh, Nelson. Awfully good evening isn't it? - Crow
Ahhhh, great minds think together.
Ahhhh, it's amazing what a cheat can do!!
Ahhhh, toothpaste and orange juice!
Ahhhh. The last peanut. With all the salt and grease of its brethren.
Ahhhh. Well-textured, finely-embossed Taglines! *S*W*I*P*E*D*
Ahhhh.. the last peanut.  With all the salt and grease of its brethren.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Raven!
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER
Ahhhh... No moderator!  Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Ahhhh... No moderator! Lets chat about Humour!
Ahhhh... No moderator! Lets chat about Pascal!
Ahhhh....good to the last drop!
Ahhhh...Default. The two sweetest words in the English language.
Ahhhh...hockey season FINALLY started!
Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
AhhhhNo Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER
AhhhhNo moderator!  Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
AhhhhNo moderator! Lets chat about Pascal!
Ahhhhh Bajor,.....beautiful one day, Cardassian the next.
Ahhhhh Ricky! - Crow as siren drones
Ahhhhh, its good to be the Captain - Sheridan
Ahhhhh...change is good.   Rafiki
Ahhhhh...home sweet hell!
Ahhhhhhh! Run!!! - Crow on closeup of ugly character
Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say
Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
Ahhhhhhhh, I forgot what I was going to say . . .
Ahhhhhhhh, I forgot what I was going to say!
Ahhhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhockey season FINALLY started!
Ahm Sitin an Wachin Der Blinkenleitz und drinking tooo mooch.
Ahm Sitin an Wachin Der Blinkenleitz...
Ahmad must be around here somewhere. The modem is still warm.
Ahmissed!  Gomez Addams
Ahnahl nathracht uthvar spethud dochielle dienve.
Ahoy, Brain, we're almost out of Spam. -Pinky
Ahoy, the BBS!  Heave to and prepare to be boarded!
Ahsta La Vista Baby !!
Ai Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here!
Aibohphobia (n): The fear of palindromes.
Aibohphobia (n.): The fear of palindromes.
Aibohphobia (n.); the fear of palindromes.
Aibohphobia - The real or imagined fear of palindromes.
Aibohphobia n.   -   The fear of palindromes
Aibohphobia:  Fear of palindromes.
Aibohphobia: an abnormal fear of palindromes.
Aids, Drugs, Taxes - Don't Liberals Just Kill You?
Aieergh! Me juice is fallin' out!!
Aiijjj!!
Aikman slips outta the pocket & he's a cupcake - Tom Servo as nun
Aikman slips outta the pocket & he's a cupcake-Tom as nun
Aim High!  You just may hit an officer...
Aim for service, not success and success will follow.
Aim low boys, they're a' ridin' Shetlands!
Aim to please.  Shoot to Kill.
Ain't *that* the truth?
Ain't Automation Great!
Ain't I a Stinker?
Ain't Lookin' for No Read-Only Romance
Ain't Patrick's Day - day of bad luck for the Irish.
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't Ya Due Back To The Lab To Get Your Bolts Tightened?
Ain't family fun.
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
Ain't gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman.
Ain't gonna touch that line with a vaccinated telephone pole!
Ain't got no home..no place to roam- Clarence Frogman Henry
Ain't it a shame when you got nuthin' -- Frank Zappa
Ain't it funny that we'll be outlived by dead things...
Ain't it sad to see a good love fall to pieces...
Ain't it the truth Miscleavage?
Ain't it the truth, Dataman?  Ain't it the truth?
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Ain't no cure for the summertime blues
Ain't no law!  It's voluntary!  It says so in the 1040 book!
Ain't no mystical Force controls my dest*#&@# NO CARRIER
Ain't nobody here but us chickens.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders. Cop, V
Ain't nothing but a G-string baby...
Ain't nothing but beer and bones.
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride; nobody's gonna slow me down...
Ain't nothing like it when you're reaching for stars and you grab one.
Ain't nothing up here except miles & miles of miles & miles.
Ain't room to cuss a cat w/out gettin fur in your mouth
Ain't solitary, just stopped working with humans.
Ain't straight from 9 to 5, and ain't straight after 5 either!
Ain't that the truth!
Ain't too many things that were made to last.
Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before? - Karl
Ain't you the poster child for retroactive birth control?
Aint 4DOS grand? No? You must not have tried it.
Aint goin down till the sun comes up
Air Borgs - "Just Assimilate It!"
Air Borgs:  Just Assimilate It
Air Conditioned Controlled Environment, Do Not Open Windows!
Air Conditioner 1.0.  Runs under Windows.
Air Force Law: 2% don't get the word.
Air Force: A great waste of life!
Air Geordis - TNG footwear
Air Geordis - footwear for the Next Generation!
Air Glue: Just the thing for broken wind!
Air Resistance is a drag....
Air Traffic Controller's Nightmare:  A flock of F-117's on final.
Air Traffic Controllers do it in the dark.
Air Traffic Controllers do it with their tongue.
Air Traffic Controllers tell pilots how to do it.
Air Waves! :->>>>
Air bags - inflation we can live with!
Air bags Inflation we can live with!
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows 95.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Air controller's nightmare:  A pack of F-117s landing
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air controllers nightmare: a pack of F-117s landing.
Air is water with holes in it
Air is water with holes in it.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Air traffic controllers DO IT with their tongues.
Air traffic controllers do it by radar.
Air travel:  Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
Air, Fire, Water, and Earth.  Elementary, my dear Watson.
Air, Food, Water, MAGICNET.
Air, I am. Fire, I am. Water, Earth and Spirit, I am.
Air-conditioned environment - do not open Windows
Air-conditioned environment -- Do not open Windows.
Air:  God invented it, I vented it
Airbags suck! Yeah! huh huh huh
Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes!
Airborne lead is unhealthy, especially in 200 grn. chunks
Airborne: Jumping out of a perfectly good plane to walk where your goi
Airdales rule & blackshoes drool
Airehair terrier - A dog riding with its head out the car window.
Airehair terrier: A dog riding with its head out the car
Airforce precision drill - two airmen walking the same direction
Airhead / bubble-brain.
Airing one's dirty linen never makes for a masterpiece--Truffaut
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load
Airline Tip #1:  Don't play with the blue water.
Airline Virus:  You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Airline Virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore
Airline Virus: You're in Orlando, but your data is in Singapore.
Airline slogan: "Our pilots never make the same mistake twice!"
Airloin - Unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airloin: The unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airloin: Unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airloin: unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airman Tribble first class: \\*//
Airplane - the world's leading cause of white knuckles.
Airplane:  Lots of parts flying in close formation.
Airplane: A lot of parts flying in close formation.
Airplane: Lots of parts flying in close formation.
Airplanes kill you quick.  A woman takes her time.
Airplause - Gratuitous ovation awarded a pilot on a safe landing.
Airport elevator music: "Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna...."
Airport movies are like watering holes of B Movie actors
Airport not found. (C)ircle, (S)hout, (P)anic?
Airpunt - Any series of kicks that advances baggage thru the airport
Airstrikes overshoot the target and artillery always falls short.
Airstrikes overshoot the target while artillery allways falls short.
Airstrikes overshoot the target while artillery always falls short.
Airwolf sits in wait for Vampyra's next move.....
Ajde da mu posteno sudimo,pa da ga streljamo vec jednom.
Ajde dobro, kupicu ti mejbi bejbi.
Akane 'till it hurts.
Akane 'till you drop.
Akasha and Enkil/We are your children/but what do you give us? -Lestat-
Akbar & Jeff: Masters of 1000 Disguises
Akbar And Jeff for President!
Akira no-no #1: Comment on how dumb Tetsuo's hair looks.
Ako MAXI jedes, maxi rastes
Ako ikad dospijem tamo gdje prestaje strah, bit cu spreman da zaboravim
Ako je abortus ubistvo, onda je drkanje GENOCID!
Ako lezis na stomaku, lezi na tudjem!
Ako ne zelite da ostarite spavajte za volanom.
Ako sam pogodio drago mi je ako nisam ispravicu ;)
Ako se nema sredstava, treba imati jaku zelju No. 1
Ako se vec ne mozes snac', bjez'.
Ako si duh koji hoda - to je za tebe pickin dim!
Ako si sama,ako si nocu probdela sate,videla zoru,seti se mene
Ako te ima, pomozi mi, Boze, dusa mi je godinama trovana,
Ako uopste postojim - najsumnjicaviji sam ja!
Ako vam je sreca okrenula ledja udarite joj prstenac !
Ako vas siledzije napadnu, ne vicite. Murka je u blizini
Ako vec mora biti kurva nek je bar cista i dobro obuvena!
Ako vidis nekoga da se odmara - pomozi mu!
Al "GORE" - How would you like to be named after road kill?
Al Bundy & Homer Simpson "Why Women Dig Us" Next Geraldo!
Al Bundy - An inspiration. A role model.
Al Bundy - the Great White Hooter Hunter.
Al Bundy and his Deadly Ninja Dirty Socks of Death
Al Bundy for President!
Al Bundy of Borg.  "Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg
Al Bundy on the Enterprise! On the next Oprah!
Al Bundy on the Enterprise! On the next Star Trek: The Next Generation
Al Callavicci's love habits revealed!! On the next "Geraldo!"
Al Gore (c) 1992 Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics.
Al Gore - A victim of retroactive birth control.
Al Gore - About as bright as a black hole.
Al Gore - About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
Al Gore - About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Al Gore - About as sharp as a pin head.
Al Gore - About as sharp as jello.
Al Gore - About four cents short of a nickel.
Al Gore - Acme Acres real estate agent.
Al Gore - All booster - no payload.
Al Gore - All crown - no filling.
Al Gore - All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
Al Gore - Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Al Gore - An example of why some animals eat their young.
Al Gore - As bright as a burnt out light bulb.
Al Gore - As flakey as a snowstorm.
Al Gore - As screwed up as a football bat.
Al Gore - As sharp as a marble.
Al Gore - As thick as two short planks.
Al Gore - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Al Gore - Born a day late, and like that ever since.
Al Gore - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Al Gore - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
Al Gore - Full throttle, dry tank.
Al Gore - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Al Gore - Informationally deprived.
Al Gore - Mental agility of a soap dish.
Al Gore - Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Al Gore - On the batting end of a no-hitter.
Al Gore - Poster child for "Densa."
Al Gore - Sailboat fuel for brains.
Al Gore - Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Al Gore - Squirrel food.
Al Gore - TIME's 19@DY@ Moron of the Year.
Al Gore - Taste tester for Alpo.
Al Gore - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Al Gore - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.
Al Gore - a couple of revisions behind.
Al Gore - a couple of volts below threshold.
Al Gore - a few beans short of a burrito.
Al Gore - a few beers short of a six-pack.
Al Gore - a few bombs short of a cluster.
Al Gore - a few clowns short of a circus.
Al Gore - a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Al Gore - a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Al Gore - a few peas short of a casserole.
Al Gore - a few pickles short of a jar.
Al Gore - a jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
Al Gore - a living example of artificial intelligence.
Al Gore - a sausage short of a barbecue.
Al Gore - born brain dead and still is that way.
Al Gore - condom poster child for 19@DY@.
Al Gore - credibility deficient.
Al Gore - electroencephalographically challenged.
Al Gore - inbred and proud of it!
Al Gore - knitting with only one needle.
Al Gore - living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Al Gore - losing touch with reality more each day.
Al Gore - mentally challenged.
Al Gore - one bean short of a burrito.
Al Gore - one burrito short of a combo meal.
Al Gore - one fry short of a happy meal.
Al Gore - one id short of a personality.
Al Gore - one marble shy of a full deck.
Al Gore - one sandwich short of a picnic.
Al Gore - redneck extrordinaire!
Al Gore - renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Al Gore - result of a first cousin marriage.
Al Gore - risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion.
Al Gore - son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Al Gore - still trying to figure out who "they" are.
Al Gore - the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Al Gore WAS born yesterday!
Al Gore attacked by confused wood pecker, Story at 10:00
Al Gore bought his intellect from K-Mart.
Al Gore can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Al Gore couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
Al Gore couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.
Al Gore doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
Al Gore doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Al Gore doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Al Gore doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Al Gore doesn't have both oars in the water.
Al Gore doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Al Gore doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Al Gore echoes between the ears.
Al Gore fan club - tar & feathers will be provided.
Al Gore flunked the SHINOLA test!
Al Gore for Starship Yamato Engineer.
Al Gore for Starship Yamato engineer.
Al Gore forgot to pay his brain bill.
Al Gore got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Al Gore has a Wessonality disorder.
Al Gore has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
Al Gore has a room-temperature IQ.
Al Gore has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
Al Gore has bubbles in his think tank.
Al Gore has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Al Gore has it floored in neutral.
Al Gore has several screws loose.
Al Gore has too many lice to feel an itch.
Al Gore has trouble dealing with honesty.
Al Gore has trouble dealing with reality.
Al Gore has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
Al Gore headbutts steel posts for fun.
Al Gore hugs trees.
Al Gore is Howdy Doody's bastard son...
Al Gore is a Pakled! ["He smart...he make it go."]
Al Gore is a closet Dittohead!
Al Gore is a closet ditto-head!
Al Gore is obviously on the last lap around the gene pool.
Al Gore is really a tree in disquise.
Al Gore is temperamental:  50% temper, 50% mental.
Al Gore loses arguments with Al Gore.
Al Gore makes wood seem intelligent.
Al Gore may be southern, but he's no comfort.
Al Gore needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
Al Gore only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
Al Gore runs squares around the competition.
Al Gore sat under the ozone hole too long.
Al Gore says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Al Gore says, "Conserve water. Use more ice."
Al Gore says, "Recycle everything. Recapped condoms are good as new."
Al Gore secretly wishes he were married to Hillary Clinton.
Al Gore sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Al Gore still believes in the tooth fairy, too.
Al Gore studies hard for blood tests.
Al Gore suffers from terminal brain-lock.
Al Gore suffers from terminal brain-skid.
Al Gore suffers from too many radiation treatments.
Al Gore swam in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Al Gore thinks at 5 baud.
Al Gore thinks that Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
Al Gore was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
Al Gore was caused by a failed condom.
Al Gore wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Al Gore's Slinky's kinked.
Al Gore's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Al Gore's a scrotum...halfway between a prick and an asshole.
Al Gore's all sail and no boat.
Al Gore's as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar.
Al Gore's attic's very dusty.
Al Gore's been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Al Gore's been playing in the pharmacy section again.
Al Gore's been playing with his wand too much.
Al Gore's been playing with the plutonium again.
Al Gore's been short on oxygen one time too many.
Al Gore's been using his head as a mass driver.
Al Gore's blew his O-rings.
Al Gore's blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
Al Gore's brain has freezer burns.
Al Gore's bright as a tulip bulb.
Al Gore's buffer is full.
Al Gore's caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Al Gore's clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Al Gore's comes from a long line of first cousins.
Al Gore's demented and deluded mind.
Al Gore's doin' 30 on the freeway.
Al Gore's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
Al Gore's employed as a crash dummy?!?
Al Gore's family tree doesn't fork.
Al Gore's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Al Gore's gyros are loose.
Al Gore's head whistles in a crosswind.
Al Gore's little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Al Gore's memory is truly random-access.
Al Gore's mind is like a steel sieve.
Al Gore's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
Al Gore's mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Al Gore's new job: organizing Clinton lemon cookie sales.
Al Gore's not stoned, he's stupid.
Al Gore's on his last lap around the gene pool.
Al Gore's parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
Al Gore's playing baseball with a rubber bat.
Al Gore's playing hockey with a warped puck.
Al Gore's playing with an unstrung raquet.
Al Gore's plays solitaire......for cash.
Al Gore's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Al Gore's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Al Gore's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
Al Gore's spreading the Bravo Sierra on thick and heavy!
Al Gore's spreading too much Bravo Sierra!
Al Gore's swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Al Gore's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Al Gore's zero k memory.
Al Gore, rebel without a clue.
Al Gore, sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
Al Gore:  A Vulcan in desperate need of a blow job.
Al Gore:  A Vulcan in desperate need of a blowjob.
Al Gore:  A good example of why some animals eat their young.
Al Gore: Twit of the Year 19@DY@. Congratulations!
Al Gore: a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Al Gore: the Commodore 64 of vice-presidents.
Al Gore: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Al Gore????? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
Al Werner Loves Marriage....I know it cause he said so..
Al is normal, the _WORLD_ is weird!
Al life's a stage, and I get to work the trap door!
Al si me presao ko svinja ulicu ;)))
Al! Quit uploading naughty GIFs into my hard drive. -- Ziggy
Al' je crn ovaj svet, ovde rob a tamo kmet.
Al's Radiator Shoppe. The best place in town to take a leak!
Al's Septic Service - You're business is our business.
Al's Septic Service - Your shit is our bread & butter.
Al's Vet & Taxidermy: Either way, you get your dog back
Al's love habits revealed!! On the next Geraldo!
Al, I felt the baby kick! --Sam Beckett.
Al, I just Leaped into a tagline.  What does Ziggy say?
Al, I just leaped into a Tagline.  What does Ziggy say?
Al, I just leaped into a Tagline. What does Ziggy say?
Al, I just leaped into a tagline What's Ziggy have to say about this.
Al, I just leaped into a tagline.  What does Ziggy have to say?
Al, I just leaped into a tagline. What does Iggy say?
Al, I just leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy have to say?
Al, I just leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy have to say? <= Yup!
Al, I need more money; what you need is a second job. -- Peg
Al, it look like I've leapt into a tagline!
Al, looks like I've leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?
Al, what am I doing here?
Al, what is all this hardware attached to me? --Sam of Borg Ohhhh Boy!
Al: Peg, she bit me on the neck. Now I'll live forever!
Al: You've seen my wife, It's a miracle my hands haven't fallen off.
AlGore makes Dan Quayle look like Albert Einstein.
AlGore spells it:  "t-a-t-e-r"
AlGore: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Ala ga je opravio, svaka mu cast! Ostali samo dugmici..
Alabama - It is against the law to buy a sack of peanuts after sundown.
Alabama - It is unlawful for men to trade mules after dark.
Alabama Rule #10: The other guy has the right to finish the fight
Alabama Rule #18: Gentlemen are not obligated to entertain Yankees
Alabama: It is against the law to buy a sack of peanuts after sundown.
Alabama: It is unlawful for men to trade mules after dark.
Alabama: It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
Alabama: from the Indian, Alba Amo meaning I clear the thicket.
Alamak!!!
Alamarain, count to four, alamarain, then three more...
Alamarain, then three more.
Alamo calling, did you say?  Can you hold, please?
Alamosa, Colorado - Land of cool sun shine
Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ - Joel from KTLA
Alan Greenspan:  Full employment causes inflation.  We can't have that!
Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman:  The Gods of Comics.
Alan Parsons of Borg:  "You cannot resist our instrumentals!"
Alan's Corollary on Time: Time sucks!
Alan's Motto: It's easier to make true enemies than true friends.
Alan, I'll take things only I know, for $200.00 please!
Alan-O-Rama, The Alaninator, The Alan-Man, The Alanmeister.
Alarm clock:  A device that scares the daylight into you
Alarm clock:  A machine that scares the daylights into you.
Alarm clock:  Something that makes people rise and whine.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
Alas fellatio, I knew it well.
Alas poor Tagline!  I knew it well...
Alas poor Tagline! I knew it well...
Alas poor Yorick! [*] He's dead, Jim.
Alas poor ferret, I knew him, Horatio
Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
Alas poor yorlik, I knew him backwards.
Alas!  A virgin no more: I've lost my Himem...
Alas!  The poor tagline.  For I knew it well..
Alas! Poor Tagline. I knew it well.
Alas! The poor . I knew it well.
Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well.
Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. W. Tagspeare
Alas! The poor recipe. I knew it well.
Alas, I am inconsolable! said Tom uncomfortably.
Alas, `It' has gone limp, and `it' won't get up.
Alas, a virgin no more:  I've lost my Himem...
Alas, a virgin no more: I've lost my Himem...
Alas, poor Yorick. He's dead, Jim.
Alas, poor yorlik, I knew him backwards.
Alas--poor Tagline!  I knew it well.
Alaska..tropical, beaches, coconuts, warm, surf, koala bears...
Alaska: "May the wolves run at your side and not at your heels!"
Alaskan Seasons: Winter, Breakup and Road Construction...
Alaskan Summer: Usually a Thursday afternoon in August!
Alaskan Visuals by A. Roaring Boring Alice
Alaskan nights are 3 months long - can I sleep late?
Alaskan nights are 3 months long, can I sleep late?
Alaskan spill: Flow control problemno EXXON/EXXOFF.
Alaskans would love to visit Texas...but they get claustrophobic.
Alban Berg:  Lulu's last victim
Albania's export is furious political thought
Albatross! -Monty Python
Albatross!!!.... it's a bird, isn't it?  It's bloody seabird flavour.
Albatross, get your albatross ....
Albatross? What flavor is it? It's bloody albatross flavor, mate!
Albert, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Alberta: The one place in the world where it's not hip to be French.
Albinoni is NOT a great tasting fish.
Alcaholics Anonymous: more fun than a barrel o' drunkies!
Alcmene, Virgin Mother, Power of the Moon.
Alcohol and Mathematics don't mix - please don't drink and derive.
Alcohol and gas do mix, but they taste terrible.
Alcohol for dyslexics...Nothing worse than blurring the confusion.
Alcohol is not a problem, until you can't get any.
Alcohol licensed me to practice my defects.
Alcohol tripples the effect of gravity
Alcohol was invented so the fat ugly broads could get laid.
Alcohol was invented, so the fat ugly broads could get layed.
Alcohol, Caffeine, Nicotine, Chocolate: The 4 Food Groups
Alcohol, Chocolate, Crisps.  Who needs food?
Alcohol, kills the living, preserves the dead!
Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!
Alcoholic:  Someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician.
Alcoholic: anti-sobriety activist
Alcoholics are true anarchists at heart (p9 From The Heart)
Alcoholics have to be fed recovery with teaspoons...
Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal.
Alcoholism is not a spectator sport.  The whole family joins in...
Ale.  Romulan.  Lots. -- Kirk
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
Alergican sam na politiku.
Alert! Alert! Talking about the Weather!! Alert! Alert!
Alert! There's a Shriner in the punch! - Milo Bloom
Alert: Tagline thief in conference.
Alex Haley was adopted!
Alex i'll take "things that only i know" for $200.
Alex, I'll take "Expendable Ensigns" for $400.
Alex, I'll take "Things I Know" for $1000.
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1,000.
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000.
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.
Alex, I'll take "Things Only Sysops Know" for $1000.
Alex, I'll take "Things that only I would know" for $200.
Alex, I'll take 'Ensigns of the Week' for $400.
Alex, I'll take 'Famous Taglines' for $1000.
Alex, I'll take 'Famous recipes' for $1000.
Alex, I'll take 'Tribbles' for $300. DING-DING!  Daily Double!
Alex, I'll take 'Tribbles' for $300. Daily Double!.. uh Triple! uh...
Alex, I'll take ANIME OTAKUS for $100, please.
Alex, I'll take Baseball Cards for $1000.
Alex, I'll take Things Only I Know for $1,000.
Alex, I'll take, "Foolish Babble" for $200.
Alexander Bell is alive and well, and still waiting for a dial tone!
Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney!
Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phony!
Alexander Graham Bell...The Original Voice Mailer.
Alexander Graham Bellinski - The first telephone Pole.
Alexander Holsinger (Normal, Il.) became the One Millionth Eagle Scout
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Alexander Walcott and McGruff?  He's all over the map.
Alexander the Grape - He concord the world.
Alexander the Grape concord the world.
Alexander wants a tribble On the next S.T.: The Adolescent Generation
Alexander wants a tribble...On next S.T.: The Adolescent Generation.
Alexander wants a tribble...On the next S.T.: The Adolescent Generation.
Alexander, beating Worf's head -- "NOT the *MAMA*!!"
Alexander, beating on Worf's head- "Not the mamma!"
Alexander, beating on Worf's head: "NOT THE MAMA!"
Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while?  Picard
Alexander.vanderSluijs@Stud.IO.TUDelft.NL, fido 2:281/500.4
Alexander: Please sing it?!  Worf: Very well...I'm a lumberjack and...
Alexei Tolstoy didn't do it with Anna Karenina.
Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
Alf to Holodeck: "Cat, Tabby, live!"
Alf to Replicator, "Cat, Tabby, live!"
Alfafabet - Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse doors.
Alfafabet:  Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse doors.
Alfred E. Newman for President!
Alfred Hitchcooking:  Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
Alfred Hitchcooking:  Stabbing frozen peas to get them to cook faster.
Alfred Hitchcooking:  Stabbing frozen peas to get them to cook faster...
Alfred Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
Alfred Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen peas to make them cook faster.
Alfred Hitchcooking: Stabbing the frozen peas to get them to cook faster
Alfred. Don't touch me. Aunt Harriet - Tom as Batman
Algebra: It's easier than 386SX work!
Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
Algebra? Isn't that a seaweed undergarment?
Algebraists do it in groups.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon.
Algol 68 programmers do it od.
Algol is not just a star
Algol is not just a star.
Algol programmers block it out.
Algol standards aren't the same without Niklaus, said Tom wirthlessly.
Algol: The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon.
Algor, overpopulation guru, has four kids.  Hypocrisy?  You decide.
Algore: The First V.P. to die in office of Dutch Elms Disease
Algore: The oldest known ancestor of the Borg...
Algorithm means the vice-president plays the drums.
Algorithm...Is that Vice-Presidential Birth Control??
Algorithm?   The Vice President performing a drum solo...
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Algren's Precept:  Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Algren's Precept:  Never play cards with a man named Doc.
Ali flew, Irving knew! -- Turk 182
Ali su ih na kraju zandari dohvatili :)))
Ali's fallen and can't get up!  Lets PARTY!  Amiga FOREVER!
Alias: Storm       \/        -_                  ________  'A...ayukawa'
Alibi: I'd love to but I'm trying to be less popular.
Alice! Go put more ice on the fire!
Aliementary, my dear Robinson - Tom Servo to Joel
Alien Abductions: Dial 1800-555-PICKUP   NOW!
Alien Nation:  and Jesus thought _he_ could ressurect.
Alien intelligence?  Let's find some on Earth first.
Alien plot? What have you heard of an alien plot?
Alien taunt: "Your mother mates out-of-season!"
Alien: (n) A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle.
Alien: A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle.
Alien: I was created artificially * Crow: In a blender
AlienPlantDOS 1.0: (G)rab leg and reel 'em in (C)reep along (T)alk
Alienation's for the rich, and I'm feelin poorer everyday.
Alienation's for the rich.
Aliens Invaded Los Angeles (And No One Noticed)
Aliens are entering my brain -- film at eleven ...
Aliens are more gullible than Earthlings.- National Inquirer
Aliens ate my Buick!
Aliens from Outer Space sleep under my car nightly....
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car!
Aliens have invaded Earth!  How else do you explain @N@?
Aliens have invaded Earth!  How else do you explain DOS?
Aliens have invaded Earth!  How else do you explain Rush Limbaugh?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain @FN@?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Don?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Fundies?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Orville?
Aliens have invaded Earth? That explains Windows!
Aliens make terrible house pets.
Aliens might ask us to take them to baseball players!
Aliens need groceries too, and that's when we can catch them.
Aliens need loving too.
Aliens think news shows are comedies and soaps are news
Aliens!  What will we do?   Look for the cafeteria?
Aliens! That's what aliens are,they do alien things that are alien!
Aliens! What will we do? Look for the cafeteria?
Aliens!! What will we do?! - Dot  Look for the cafeteria? - Wakko
Aliens.  Go fig. -- Dot Warner
Aliens: We hAvE yOuR mArS pRoBe. We WaNt 1 bIlIiOn CrEdItS iN 24 Hrs.
Alimentary Canal:  Located in the northern part of Indiana.
Alimoney: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Alimony - the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Alimony : Bounty on the Mutiny.
Alimony is a small price to pay for freedom.
Alimony is a splitting headache.
Alimony is a system by which one pays for mistakes made by two.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mist
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse!
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Alimony is short for all your money.
Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Alimony sounds kinda like all yer money.
Alimony.         A mistake by two people paid for by one.
Alimony:  'Bye now, pay later.
Alimony:  The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Alimony:  The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Alimony:  The screwing you get for the screwing you got...
Alimony:  bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leaving.
Alimony: 'Bye now, pay later.
Alimony: Bounty after the mutiny.
Alimony: Corruption of Middle English Alle ye money.
Alimony: The fee a man pays for having his ex-wife take care of him.
Alimony: The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got
Alimony: When your former spouse is living beyond your means.
Alimony: bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leavin
Alimony: same as paying monthly car payments _after_ the wreck.
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Alimony: the high cost of leaving.
Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"
Alive and looking badthat seems how they wanted me.
Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive! - Dr. Forrester
Alive, and simply delighted about the whole thing.
Alive, and simply delighted!
Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
Alka SeltzBorg:  I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!!
Alkoholicari svih zemalja, ujedinite se !!!
All  I need t' Know about life  I learned fum Star Trek
All !!! Genitalia is not an Italian airline...
All "isms" are really "wasms".
All * I * want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty BOYS !!!
All *MEN* are created equal?  Poor things.
All - As flaky as a snowsFNrm.
All - Credibility deficient.
All - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
All 11.25mm  Glocks Set For " Heavy Stun ", Gunny
All Alone: Saul E. Terry
All Amazon arrows have but one target: Rush
All Angel fish go to Heaven!
All Beings are equally due compassion, love and respect.
All But Worf: <Gasp>
All Cats are NOT grey at night. Endless variety
All Chocolate things are good, especially men!
All Chocolate things are good, especially women!
All Dogs Go To Hell - Joel on dog as shrew
All E-mail gladly received. Offensive reply ASAP.
All E-mail gladly recieved. Offensive reply ASAP.
All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning to do without thinking.
All Generalizations Are False, Generally!
All Good Things Come In Numbers .
All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
All Good Things...
All Hail Troi, Goddess of Hershey!
All Hams, please stand and give a short wave.
All Hands! Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship! [boom] [thud] [burn] {sizzle}
All Hardware Donations GREATFULLY accepted...
All Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
All I Want For Christmas Is Santa's List Of Naugty Girls.
All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth - NHL Theme Song.
All I Want To Know Is - WHY ME?!?!
All I Want for Christmas is My 2 Front Teeth
All I ask for is a chance to prove 'Money doesn't buy Happiness'
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask for is:  1. Tall sheep; 2. A star to shear them by.
All I ask is PROOF money won't make me happy.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is a tall sheep and a star to sheer it by.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. -- Kirk
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is for a fast 486, and a mouse to steer her by.
All I ask is proof that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is that you prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own import
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
All I ask of life is a constant exaggerated sense of my own importance
All I did was press E-N-T-E-R, like the screen said!?
All I did was pull the spark plug wire, Tom said shockingly.
All I did was spray-paint "Cardies go home!" --Kira
All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home! - Kira
All I envy is your chutzpah. - Hawkeye to Winchester
All I ever do is milk this damn cow, Tom uttered continuously.
All I ever do is work, Tom droned.
All I ever think of is hex
All I ever wanted was an unfair advantage.
All I ever wanted was to have what other people have. - Conte
All I ever wanted was to have what other people have. - David Keogh
All I have is two pair. Of queens. - Amanda
All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen.
All I have to do is engrave portraits on these bills, Tom forged ahead.
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
All I have to do is imagine, and I create my own reality.
All I know I learned from reading Usenet.
All I know I learned from reading taglines.
All I know is I gotta help her, Mac. - Richie Ryan
All I know is normal is not what I think. --Mulder.
All I know is there's somethin' funny about this blood
All I know is there's somethin' funny about this blood...
All I know is what I read in the Taglines.
All I know is what I read in the recipes.
All I know is what the Rat told me. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
All I know is, he descended from Liberals.
All I learned about e-mail, I learned from taglines.
All I need are other BBS Users and my Tag Line Xpress!
All I need is $1,000,000.  Care to make a donation?
All I need is TAG-X, a word processor, and a Taglines Conference.
All I need is a 1st Reader and a board to surf it on.
All I need is a Blue Wave and a board to surf it on.
All I need is a Blue Wave and a circuit board to surf with.
All I need is a Board and a good Wave to surf it on!
All I need is a Tall Ship and a star to steer by . . .
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on!
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
All I need is a corpse and an altar to re-animate it on
All I need is a warm smile, a kind word, and unlimited money.
All I need is hard wind, a 3.5 sq. meter sail, and an attitude.
All I need is peace & quiet. Give me a piece, & I'll be quiet!
All I need is peace and quiet!  Give me a piece and I'll be quiet! :)
All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-)
All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!
All I need is the cough, cough, air that I breath
All I need now is a job and a date.
All I need to Know about life I learned from Star Trek
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
All I need to know about life I learned from my dog.
All I need to know about love I learned from dogs.
All I need to know...I learned from my kat
All I needed to know I learned in Kindergarten.
All I said was get behind me, Satan. He did and pushed.
All I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Christopher
All I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Mike".
All I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for you".
All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die.
All I want for Christmas is Chris, wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Christmas is Dr. Julian Bashir wrapped in cellophane!
All I want for Christmas is Gary and Bob to strike a deal.
All I want for Christmas is Orville wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty girls
All I want for Christmas is a Piece on Earth.
All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mallet
All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mallet.
All I want for Christmas is a big plasma grenade!
All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Christmas is a blonde, brunette, or redhead & BW 2.20
All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet!
All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet.
All I want for Christmas is a dead Jim Kirk
All I want for Christmas is a dead Jim Kirk!
All I want for Christmas is a new marquis.
All I want for Christmas is a redhead wrapped in cellophane!
All I want for Christmas is a woman wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Christmas is to find my family roots!
All I want for Christmas is total omnipotence.
All I want for Christmas is you wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Xmas is Santa's list of bad girls...
All I want for Xmas is a bag of smurfs and a mallet.
All I want for Xmas is a cowboy and a hangman's noose.
All I want for Yule is @F@ wrapped in only a red bow!
All I want for my birthday is Bluewave 2.20 Screw the blonde.
All I want for xmas is a box of Smurfs .. and a mallet.
All I want is 20,000 machine guns, said the dictator disarmingly.
All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend!
All I want is a box of smurfs and a mallet.
All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
All I want is a hot woman, cold beer & unlimited power.
All I want is a hot woman, cold beer and unlimited power.
All I want is a little more than I can spend :^)
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get!
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
All I want is a tall whip and a car to steer at guys. -Cap. Tenebrae
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and YOU!
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and *Unlimited Power*...
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.
All I want is an aircraft support group and Peru.
All I want is someone I can't resist...
All I want is the *chance* to prove money can't buy happiness!
All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness
All I want is the same as everyone: Why am I here, and for how long?
All I want out of life is everything.
All I want to do is massage your back - TRUST me
All I want to do is save these people and then go home. - Frank Burns
All I want to feel is like the wind in my eyes - Joel
All I want to know is are you kind?
All I want to know is:  WHY ME?
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
All I wanted was rock-n-roll, porn and a motorbike...
All I'm interested in is justice. - Odo
All I've ever wanted is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All If you are bored, you can paint your windows
All Indians walk in single file; I know, because I saw one do it.
All Japanese words end in vowels or the letter N.
All Klingons have big tits.
All Klingons have ridges; some have more ridges than others. O'rwell
All Muses are busy. Please hold, your inspiration is important to us!
All My loving ... i will send to you.....
All Myra I's Ex's Live In Texas.
All On-Line readers, press the un-documented ALT-H combination now...
All People With AIDS are innocent victims
All Politicians are dangerous when in office!
All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded!
All Right, Superglue in the K. Y. Jelly isn't funny!
All Rights Reserved.
All Roads Lead to Amber... Lets walk a while!
All STRESSED out, and NO ONE to CHOKE!!!
All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
All THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA - ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
All Taglines Currently Busy ... Please Try Again Later.
All Taglines are busy  One will be with you shortly.
All Taglines are busy at this time. Please hold.
All Taglines lead to the end ... of the message!
All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
All Things Considered is on right now - Tom
All Tied Up and No Place to Go.
All Together Now:  "THE STARBOARD POWER COUPLING IS DOWN!"
All Tokyo will be destroyed... Wow, she's PMSing bigtime. -- Crow
All Tribbles must be destroyed!: del ***.***
All Virgins Apply Within, No experience necessary
All WORK and no play......Ain't the ONLY way!
All Windows break - not just the glass ones !
All [the girls] I meet at work are sluts and lawyers. --Bull.
All a Borg!
All a Borg!!!!!!
All a man can betray is his conscience. Joseph Conrad
All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape. - DW
All aboard for Lustville!
All aboard! - Mikey
All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals.
All ahead, Mr Sulu. Second Star to the right. Warp factor whatever.
All ahead, Mr Sulu. Warp factor 2.
All alone at the end of the evening, all the bright lights have
All alone now, except for the memories of what we had, and what we knew.
All along the Watchtower the hour's getting late - Hendrix
All along the icy wastes there are faces smiling in the gloom.
All along, Bill Gates has been beta-tester for Dr. Chandra.
All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned, said Tom charmingly.
All and all, you're just another witch in the brawl.
All animals are equal but cats are more equal than others.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it
All answers questioned here.
All answers subject to change in the next ten minutes.
All anyone can expect of a lady is to try, try, try...
All are sacred to the Lord and Lady
All are you just another Prisoner of Gravity?
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not, ipso facto,
All available recipes are busy... One will be with you shortly.
All babies speak Klingonaase.
All babies speak Klingonese
All barkers are not side show hawkers.
All because of the future I have to go to work tomorrow!
All bees know that time is honey.
All beginnings are difficult.
All believers in telekinesis raise my hand.
All bigots will be reincarnated as gay, homeless people of color!
All booster - no payload.
All booster, no payload.
All bow to Tracy Hemenover, Queen of the Lightning!
All but Troi: <Disappointed Groan>
All but Worf: SHUT UP.
All caps is considered screaming.
All cats are *not* grey at night.  Endless variety- Heinlein
All cats are *not* grey at night. Endless variety... -- RAH
All cats are are comfort beta-testers.
All cats are grey in the dark.
All cats are right.
All cats are underachievers
All cats must have turn signals - it's a law!
All children are essentially criminal.
All children have wings and can fly on the slightest breeze of a dream.
All children have wings and fly on the slightest breeze of a dream...
All chili dogs must use rear entrance - Crow
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices.
All comedians put your notebooks away - Mike
All comm lines busy. Perform emergency break to Captain? [Y/n]
All commercial jets have a black box.  (So do most blondes.)
All components contain magic smoke. Don't let it escape.
All computers crash at the same speed.
All computers run at the same speed ...with the power off.
All computers run at the same speed...  with the power off.
All computers run at the same speed...with the power off.
All computers wait at the same speed.
All constants are variables. --Murphy's Law of Mathematics,
All coppers are villains.
All crammed into 2,500,000,000 tons of spinning recycled aluminum...
All creatures will make merry or be put to death.
All creatures will make merry.  Under pain of death
All crown - no filling.
All crown, no filling.
All cruelty springs from weakness. - Seneca the Younger
All day and every day making tomorrow look like yesterday!
All day, all nite, Maryanne! Who the heck you think I am, Superman?!
All depends on your definition of cool, now doesn't it?
All doctors are Idiopaths!
All documents with puns will be drawn and quoted.
All dogs are wimps!
All dogs go to heaven.  Cats watch them leave.
All dressed up & nowhere to go.
All dressed up & nowhere to go...
All dressed up and someplace to go!
All dynamic speakers use permanent magnets.
All else being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
All else failed...
All evil comes from man's inability to sit still in a room!
All excelent things are as difficult as they are rare.
All exceptions are bull, except for this one
All exits are located to the left (<) and the right (>) of the stage.
All experience is an arch, to build upon. * Adams
All extremist should be taken out and shot
All extremists should be taken out and shot
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
All family trees, like real trees, are God's creations - Protect them.
All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. --Sir Max Beerbohm.
All fighters, fire at will.  - Ivanova
All files renamed using random characters.  Delete children (Y/N) ?
All finite things reveal infinitude.
All five second fuzes will burn down in three seconds.
All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.
All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
All flames to dev:null/...
All flesh is grass -- Isiah - Smoke a friend today.
All food is Fat-Free - if you don't eat it.
All for love, and nothing for reward. - Edmund Spencer
All for one and every man for himself
All for one and one for ONE!
All for one, one for all, ME above all!
All for one, one for all, but me above all!
All for one, one for all, except me above all.
All for one; one for all, except me above all.
All for one; one for all; @FN@ above all!
All for one; one for all; ME above all!
All for one; one for all; Orville above all!
All forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
All from the SNES game Star Fox.. hehehheh but ya may want 'em... =)
All gave some...some gave all.
All gays will be reincarnated as Rush Limbaugh...
All general statements are false, except this one.
All general statements are false.
All general statements are false. - The Ultimate Law
All generalisations are bad.
All generalizations are bad.
All generalizations are bad. -- R. H. Grenier
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. - Dumas
All generalizations are false (this one too)
All generalizations are false -  except this one!
All generalizations are false - including this one.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All generalizations are false.
All glory comes from daring to begin. Anon
All go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.
All gods play with loaded dice.
All good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
All good management is the expression of one great idea.
All good recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
All good things come to an end.
All good things must come to an e
All good things must come to an end.
All good things must come to an.
All good things succumb to those who wait. Razorclaw
All good things to those who wait, Clarice...<PG>
All good things to those who wait.
All good work is done in defiance of management.  - Bob Woodward
All government is theft, some just steal less
All governments thieve, some just steal less
All great dice rolls occur when the DM isn't looking.
All great die rolls occur when the DM isn't looking.
All great discoveries are made by accident.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
All great discoveries are made by mistake. -- Young's Law
All great discoveries are made when feelings run ahead of thinking.
All great ideas have been controversial, at one time.
All great men make mistakes. -- Churchill
All great truths began as blasphemies.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw
All great truths begin as heresies.
All hail Anna, Empress of my Universe!
All hail Anna, Queen of the Dabettes!
All hail Deanna, High Priestess of the Mystery of Xoclatl.
All hail Lord Q, Hi-lo Co-Moderator of the Taglines continuum!
All hail Lord Q, Hi-lo Co-Moderator of the recipes continuum!
All hail Lord Q, high lord and co-moderator of the Tagline Continuum!
All hail Monika, High Lady and Moderator of the Humour Continuum!
All hail the EchoFarDarkSide!  Money, Power, Chocolate!
All hail the Mighty God RETCON, & bring sacrifice!
All hail the Mighty God RetCon!  Bring sacrifices!
All hail the mighty god Jeff, and make sacrifice!
All hammer, no nail.
All hands abandon ship! All hands aban <BOOM!>
All hands abandon ship..repeat..all hands abandon <BOOM!> - Picard
All hands, brace for impact!
All hat and no cattle.
All he wants is pain.  Pain and Hate.  Yes, Hate.  But never Fear.
All heiresses are beautiful.
All her transistors are n-type.
All his eggs in the same basket.
All hockey players are equal, except some SCORE more often than others.
All hockey players are equal, except some can SHOOT harder than others
All hockey players are equal, except some can SHOOT harder than others.
All hockey players are equal, excpet some SCORE more often than others
All hockey players are equal, excpet some SCORE more often than others.
All hockey players began in jr. high as bad spellers playing hooky!
All hope abandon ye who enter messages here.
All hope abandon, all ye who go against The Party here.
All hope abandon, liberals who enter messages here.
All hope abandon, ye who [ENTER] here!
All hope abandon, ye who believe the government !
All hope abandon, ye who bounced lots of checks!
All hope abandon, ye who enjoy April 15th.
All hope abandon, ye who enjoy tax forms.
All hope abandon, ye who enta' messages here.  Cheeeiit.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All hope abandon, ye who press ENTER here
All hope is abandoned, ye who enters messages here!!!
All hope is false hope.
All houses should have both a mens and a ladies room.
All human beings, by nature, desire to know. -- Aristotle
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
All humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights.
All humans are subject to decay.
All humans things are subject to decay.
All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny. -Twain
All humor is derrived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny-Twain
All humor is derrived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny. Twain
All hype is true and should be believed.
All i wanna do, I wanna zoom zoom zoom...
All illegal aliens must register with NASA.
All in a day's work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All in a day's work for Confuse-a-Cat.
All in a days work for Confuse a Liberal, ltd.
All in a days work for Confuse-a-Cat
All in a good cause. - Kalas
All in all it's just another brick in the WALL
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
All in all, I'd rather be in DALLAS.
All in all, I'd rather be in TEXAS.
All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
All in all, it's just another bite out of the Time Warp!
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall. - Pink Floyd
All in all, it's just more liberalism....
All in all, the fishing was Crappie...
All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer.  -Kryten
All in favor of avoiding speeding tickets raise your right foot!
All in favor of losing their rights, please do nothing.
All in favor of telekinesis, raise my hands.
All in favor say "Aye," opposed, say "I resign."
All in good time, Captain. All in good time. - Delenn
All in good time, my pretty.. all in good time.
All in good time.
All in life is a waking dream and in death is the final awakening. --Q
All intelligent species in the universe own cats.  Or *are* cats.
All is fair in Love and Stealing Taglines!
All is fair in Love and Stealing recipes!
All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
All is not butter that comes from the cow.
All is not lost if you did a backup.
All is not lost!  I'm still here
All is not lost; I just can't lay my hands on it right now.
All is true given the right premises.
All is vanity, and vexation of the spirit. - Ecclesiastes 1:14
All isms are really wasms.
All it takes is a tender moment.
All jobs require at least one extra visit to the DIY centre.
All jokes copyrighted.  Please send 50 cents for each use
All kids love LOG!
All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief --U2
All kings are mostly rapscallions. - Twain
All know the way, few actually walk it.  <Bodhidharma>
All knowledge is contained in Fandom
All law is codified revenge.
All lawyer jokes are told with F. Lee Bailey in mind.
All lawyers must be shot soon. - Dr. Johnny Fever, WKRP in Cincinnati
All leads roam to Rhodes.
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All lies and jest. -P. Simon
All life death does end, and each day dies with sleep.
All life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior development. -Kirk
All life is 6 to 5 against.
All life is a conjugation of the verb "to eat."
All life's answers are on Star Trek - Homer Simpson
All life's answers are on TV -Homer Simpson
All life's answers are on TV Orville!
All life's answers are on TV, Bob!
All life's answers are on TV, Chrissy Di!
All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson
All life's answers are on TV. - Homer Simpson
All life's answers are on TV. --Bart Simpson.
All life's answers are on the wrong side of progress.
All lonely places are sacred unto me.
All manner of beasts and birds, shoreless seas and stars uncounted ...
All mathematics are trivial. -- Mike Roddy
All mathochists suffer from calculust
All mathochists suffer from calculust.
All may yet be very well, Bob.
All may yet be very well, Greg.
All may yet be very well, Grendel.
All may yet be very well, John.
All may yet be very well, Kitty.
All may yet be very well, Myra I.
All may yet be very well, Tony.
All may yet be very well.
All men *are* brothers. -- Kirk
All men are alike, but have different faces to tell them apart.
All men are alike, they have different faces so we can tell 'em apart.
All men are animals.           (But some make good pets.)
All men are born equal.  The tough job is to outgrow it.
All men are born equal. The tough job is to overcome it.
All men are born free and equal but some get married.
All men are born free and equal, but a lot of them get married.
All men are brothers -- Kirk, stardate 4040.9
All men are brothers.
All men are created equal . . . it just sticks out more on some.
All men are created equal, but some men are more equal than others.
All men are created equal, it's just that I'm more equal than you.
All men are created equal. Just that it sticks out more on some.
All men are created equal. The hard part is getting more!
All men are created equal...poor things.
All men are created unequal.  L. Long
All men are created unequal. - Lazarus Long
All men are created unequal. -- Heinlein
All men are different, but husbands are all alike.
All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some.
All men are equal...yeah, to dogs!
All men are ignorant, just in different fields - Einstein
All men are like Arabs.
All men are potential rapists, as well as lovers, fathers and great men. 
All men aren't civilized, and no man is house broken.
All men have need of Gods. Homer _Odyssey_
All mimsy were the borogoves
All mischief comes from too much opening of the mouth!
All missile, no warhead.
All miyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops anound?
All models over 18 years of age.
All modems are baud and not Bald
All moderation should be done in MODERATION!
All moderators are not User Friendly.
All moderators are not user friendly!
All muses are busy now, but your divination is important to us
All music is folk music.  You'll never hear a horse sing.
All must be held accountable, but don't quote me on that.
All my .BAT files are in C:\BELFRY
All my brains are on paper, and the ink is fading.
All my colors turn to blue --U2
All my cruel acts are justified by the fact that I am a cruel person.
All my days seem like Mondays...
All my friends are dogs and I'm dressed like a tree!
All my friends tell me that peer pressure is cool...
All my friends would ask me where it's all leading to...
All my genes are spliced: I'm my own first cousin!
All my good Taglines are at the cleaners.
All my good Taglines are on my other computer.
All my good recipes are at the cleaners.
All my good recipes are on my other computer.
All my good tag lines are on my other computer.
All my good taglines are in my other computer.
All my good taglines are one character too lon
All my hidden skills are undiscovered. - Clinton
All my intestines cried out at once - Dr. F
All my knowledge cannot ease my arthritis, said the wiseacre.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Should have been more specific!
All my life I've hoped to become a born leader.
All my nice leather floggers are going to waste =) -Nightfall
All my real skills are undervalued.  - Calvin.
All my really good taglines are one character too lon
All my recipes are original; SOMEONE had to make them up!
All my recipes are originals...somebody had to make them up.
All my recipes are originals...well,somebody had to make them up.
All my rowdy friends have settled down.
All my taglines are original... SOMEONE had to make them up
All my taglines are originals...somebody had to make them up.
All my taglines were stolen!
All my work, my life, everything is about survival.<Angelou>
All new          [The software is not compatible with previous versions]
All new Pentium systems now come with a *free* pocket calculator!
All new: The software is not compatible with previous versions.
All of Starfleet work out at the He's Dead Gym.
All of Starfleet works out at the He's Dead Gym.
All of life is a blur of liberals and Democrats!
All of life is a war.
All of my GOOD taglines are one character too lon
All of my REALLY GOOD Taglines are 1 character too long.
All of my REALLY GOOD Taglines that I often use are 1 character too lon
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are one character too lon
All of my REALLY good tag lines are one character too lon
All of my best taglines are just a few characters too lon
All of my excuses turn to lies -- NIN
All of my heroes are always burned in wagons!
All of my movementsseemed to amount to Amber Pawn to King Four.
All of my really good taglines are just one character too lon
All of my really great taglines are one character too lon
All of nature is renewed by fire.
All of the Taglines here have been *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks, KJ! :-)
All of the chaos makes perfect sense.
All of the really good taglines are 1 character too lon
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
All of this and some of that's the only way to skin the cat.
All of this because of a strict English teacher - Crow
All of this chaos makes perfect sense
All of this generosity has made me tired! - The Cat
All of this may mean something. * Picard
All of this, just an illusion. No illusion. Jackson's dead.
All of us are dead, sooner or later. I'll opt for *later*, if possible
All of us do time in the gutter, dreamers turn to look at the cars.
All of us, one of us, all of us - dominate, and take the world!
All of who are orphans - Crow on names in credits
All of you know what I stand for...what I believe.  Fredric March
All of you, especially Mark Vanryswyk can BITE ME!
All off-topic messages will be met with the deadliest force.
All one has to do is pay taxes, die and upgrade their PC systems
All one needs is ignorance and confidence, and then success is assured
All opinions are my own. Won't buy, sell, or trade.
All opinions expressed solely my own.  Sysop just wishes they were his
All orange, all the time - Crow on drably colored scene
All organizations have positions allotted to be filled by misfits.
All other "sins" are invented nonsense. L. Long
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
All our new Pentium systems now come with a *free* pocket calculator!
All our races stand on the edge of extinction - G'Kar.
All our recipes are busy. One will be with you shortly.
All our reps are busy, however our 1-900 number.....
All our snappy taglines are currently busy ... Please try again later.
All our taglines are busy Sir. One will be with you shortly...
All our taglines are busy at the moment.
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All pain disappears, it's the nature of my circuitry - NIN
All paths are one Path; your current path is C:\WICCA
All paths lead to the centre - From the centre all paths are the same
All people are not people friendly!!!
All people are not people friendly!!!!
All people have intentions
All people smile in the same language!
All people smile in the same language.
All places are distant from Heaven alike. -- Burton
All police killings are in self-defense.
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
All politics is based on the indifference of the majority
All possible disclaimers hereby claimed.
All power corrupts -- but I need the electricity
All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
All power corrupts, but we need electricity, D.W. Jones
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity--
All prevails in Odin's court
All probabilities are 50%.  Either a thing will happen or it won't.
All probabilities are 50%.  It happens or it doesn't.
All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't...
All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't.
All program features are fully configurable.
All programers are optimists.
All programmers are optimists.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers want arrays!
All provinces & territories are distinct.
All public projects are mausoleums, not in shape, but in cost.
All puffed up with vanity, we see what we want to see.  - Rush
All rational thought goes out the window when you start a bbs:)
All real education is the architecture of the soul.
All real programs contain errors.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All reality is the construct of the observer.
All recipes are busy at this time. Please hold.
All recipes guaranteed to be random or your money back!
All recipes lead to the end... of the message!
All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
All recipes suck.  Mine do it exquisitely!
All religions are real for the believer.
All religions suck. -- Biafra
All religions===
All reports are in!  Life is now officially unfair! -- Iago
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
All right -- we'll use a water solution, Tom acquiesced.
All right ... who siphoned the blood from my cat?
All right ...who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All right Lennon, let's have you.
All right Who siphoned all the blood out of my cat?
All right then, smartass, it's bloody albatross flavored!
All right who siphoned the blood from my cat?
All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!
All right!  Who's been putting pita in the disk drive?
All right!  Who's been turning my messages into taglines?
All right! Another Earthquake.
All right! Bovine intervention!  The Tick
All right! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
All right! Time for a crime spree! - Snake
All right! Where is the little weasel? Which one? EITHER!!!!
All right! Who deed eet? Who swiped my reever? - Ren Hoek
All right! Who put the pita bread in the disk drive?
All right! Who spilled the Ansi everywhere and didnt clean it up(g).
All right! Who's been putting pita bread in the disk drive?
All right! Who's been putting pita in the disk drive?
All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
All right, Orville!  Issue one!  How strident will I get tonight?
All right, Q, that's enough. Picard
All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round. - Jimbo
All right, Wayne Benner! Let's see your tagline hunting permit.
All right, all right, break it up! - Zack Allen
All right, all right, what's one more annoyance? - Londo
All right, all right. I get the message. - Aahz
All right, all right. We get the picture. - Yakko
All right, all right...move along, there's nothing more to see.
All right, bucketheadit's me and you! -- Force
All right, everybody, we've got a whole new ballgame. - Henry
All right, evil-doer, SUCK - <fthoop> - sushi? - DarkWing Duck
All right, ground-pounders! - Richard Franklin
All right, have it your way--you heard a seal bark!
All right, hold it ... where's the mutant repellant? - Bloom County
All right, let's see your Tagline hunting permit.
All right, nurse, meet me in the operating system.
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!
All right, so I like spending money!  But name one other extravagance.
All right, we'll call it a draw! - The Black Knight
All right, we'll call it a draw! -- The Black Knight
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All right, we're lost! But we're making good time.
All right, who erased the First Amendment again?
All right, who hid the keyboard?
All right, who hurled the ball through my window? asked Tom painfully.
All right, who left the Cream Lemon program running in the Holodeck?
All right, who left the Cream Lemon program running on the holodeck!
All right, who put the neon sign "Free Meals to Strays" on the house?
All right, who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All right, who siphoned the blood out of the cat?
All right, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?
All right, who wants an overture. -- Joel Robinson
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp.
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelle?!?
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles.
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?
All right, who's been roasting weenies in the Warp Drive Nacels again?
All right, who's been turning my messages into recipes?
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
All right, you "ugly bag of mostly water"!
All right, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all. - Monty Burns
All right.  (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !!
All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !!
All right. We won't try that.  -Janeway
All right. We're lost. But we're making good time!
All right. Who's been roasting hot dogs in the warp drive?
All right...  Who siphoned all the blood out of my cat?
All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my pet rabbit?
All right...who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All right.who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All rightWho opened the cat food?
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
All rightwho siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All rightwho's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?
All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet..
All rise in the presence of Dark Helmut.
All rising to a great place is by a winding stair.
All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
All roads lead to Amber, but not all can walk them. - Zelazny
All roads lead to Amber, but not all can walk them...
All roads lead to Amber. <Random>
All roads lead to Rome except one....God's path...
All roads lead to Rome, except Yonge, Bloor, Dundas, Queen, King, Steeles...
All rules have exceptions - except the ones that don't.
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.  -- E. Rutherford
All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E. Rutherford
All scotch cuisine is based on a dare.
All scotch is a blend of peat moss leachate and fish foo.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
All seriousness aside...
All seriousness aside....
All ships check in. -Fox McCloud
All ships will be in a holding pattern till further notice.
All shot, no powder.
All sinners will burn in hell.
All sinners will find their selves in the lake of fire.
All sins are attempts to fill voids.
All solutions breed new problems.
All spelling and grammatical errors are mine  :^)
All standard disclaimers should be applied at this
All statements containing the word "GOD" are untrue.
All streams run to the sea, yet the sea never overflows.
All stressed out & no one to choke!
All stressed out and *!@#$%@* NO CARRIER
All stressed out and no one to choke
All stressed out and no one to choke.
All stressed out and no one to choke....
All stressed out and no place to go
All stressed out, and @FN@'s not around to choke.
All stressed out, and Orville's not around to choke.
All stressed out, and no one to choke ...
All stressed out, and no one to choke.
All stressed out, and no one to choke. Yo Geco, where are you?
All stressed out, and no one to choke...
All stressed outand no one to choke!
All sunshine makes a desert.
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
All syllogisms have three parts. Therefore, this is not a syllogism.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All system components are functional and in good condition.
All systems operating - Data
All taglines are adoptable if you have the right equipment.
All taglines are busy One will be with you shortly.
All taglines are busy.  One will be with you shortly.
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
All taglines are busy..... One will be with you momentarily...
All taglines are busy...One will be with you shortly.
All taglines are busy...One will be with you...Press 1 to hang up...
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
All taglines are curently busy.  Please try again later.
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All taglines are currently busy. One will be with you shorty--shortly!
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All taglines are hereby declared off-topic!
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All taglines can be adopted or stolen if you have the right equipment.
All taglines go to Epigram Heaven.
All taglines guaranteed to be funny,or your money back!
All taglines guaranteed to be random or your money back!
All taglines suck.  Mine do it exquisitely!
All that emotional baggage - and no claim check.
All that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation.
All that fussing over a little arrow. - Amanda
All that glitters has a high index of refraction.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All that glitters is not gold.
All that glitters is not gold...but have it assayed first, just to be sure.
All that matters is great pizza!
All that remains now is honor and death - Alite Deeron.
All that thou commandest us we will do. Josh 1:16-17
All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.: Rush
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream- Poe
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. (E. A. Poe)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. (Edgar A. Poe)
All that we see or seem, is a dream within a dream.
All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream. <EA Poe>
All that's gone, all that's to come ... - Pink Floyd
All that's known is not told.
All that's left are the front and back, Tom said decidedly.
All that's needed for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing
All that, and you want a fresh recipe too??
All that, and you want a fresh tagline too??
All the Borg left was this MacIntosh!
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
All the Invid left behind were these copies of Windows.
All the aircraft on the ramp wait at the same speed!
All the answers to the universe can be found in DSZ.DOC
All the argentinians swarmed around him - most of all Maradona.
All the baby birds are dead.
All the bad things I've heard about algebra are true.
All the best races in the Universe are owned by cats.
All the best, Bob.
All the best, Michael.
All the best.
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon..."
All the candles, what'd she do? Loot a Pier One? - Crow
All the children, he warns "Don't tell"they think they're to blame
All the colors will bleed into one --U2
All the condiments are in order by height and popularity. - Frank
All the cookies are not in the jar.
All the crows seemed to call his name, thought Caw.
All the dreams that I believe are in your eyes.
All the easy problems have been solved.
All the fats are numbing my emotions - Tom
All the female ensigns to Commander Riker's quarters for debriefing!
All the ferret tags in my humble collection follow...
All the gnu's wee feet leave prints
All the good movies have Monsters & spaceships.
All the good ones are married, taken, or dead!
All the good ones are taken.
All the good taglines are always one character too lon
All the gun control we need was enacted in 1791!
All the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.
All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly.  
All the kookies are not in the jar
All the kookies are not in the jar.
All the laws made by man have not improved on the Ten Commandments.
All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey...
All the liberal BS above is irrelevant!
All the lights are on, but there's nobody home.
All the lights don't shine in her marquis.
All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
All the lonely people where do they all come from, where do they
All the love gone bad turned my world to black ...
All the magick of creation exists within a single, tiny seed. -- Magi
All the malt cups from his previous takes - Mike
All the money's gone, no where to go. -Beatles
All the news repeats itself like a forgotten dream that we've both seen.
All the people like us are `we' and everyone else is `they'.
All the people that come and go stop and say hello. -Beatles
All the people who make Hersey's Chocolate, with and without nuts!
All the personality of linoleum flooring / plasticene / putty /
All the poet can do today is warn. -- Owen
All the points of the Declaration of Independence now apl
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
All the proud men turned to dust.
All the relatives show up at the year's end, don't cha know?
All the science in Star Trek is consistent and correct ..
All the science in Star Trek is consistent and correct.
All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.
All the simple programs have been written.
All the snow has turned to water. Christmas days have come and gone.
All the stories were true, especially the lies.  - Garak
All the taglines contain messages - the good, the bad & the funny.
All the taglines contain messages-the good, the bad & the funny.
All the tea in china:  356,000 metric tons.
All the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin' if I only had a brain
All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow.
All the way out there & my laxative kicks in - Crow
All the wealth I want you can find in here (the Bible). - Mulcahy
All the white horses are still in bed - Tori Amos
All the wild witches, those most noble ladies.  Yeats
All the world is a Schrodinger box, and we are merely kitties.
All the world is a just stage we're going through.
All the world is a stage and the men and women in it merely players.
All the world is dangling for you, darling - Tori Amos
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespeare
All the world's a Schrodinger Box, and we are merely kitties.
All the world's a Schroedinger box, and we are merely cats
All the world's a stage & I'm in the upper Orange !
All the world's a stage and I have to ad-lib the whole play.
All the world's a stage and I just forgot my lines.
All the world's a stage and I just got the hook.
All the world's a stage and I missed rehearsal.
All the world's a stage and I want my follow -spot gel'd warm pink.
All the world's a stage and I want my follow spot gelled warm pink.
All the world's a stage and I want my follow-spot gel'd warm pink.
All the world's a stage and I want my money back (think Meat Loaf)
All the world's a stage and I want my money back.
All the world's a stage and I've got obstructed view seats.
All the world's a stage and most of the cast has opening night jitters
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
All the world's a stage and most of us are just techies.
All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly r
All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly rehearsed.
All the world's a stage and this act is running long.
All the world's a stage and we're not even making scale.
All the world's a stage, I am waiting for the love scene.
All the world's a stage, and "Line! LINE!"
All the world's a stage, and I KNOW I missed rehearsal...
All the world's a stage, and I am an exhibitionist...See!
All the world's a stage, and I belong to players club.
All the world's a stage, and I forgot my lines.
All the world's a stage, and I have an obstructed view.
All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
All the world's a stage, and I must be a stand-in.
All the world's a stage, and I'm merely a stand in
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players
All the world's a stage, and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
All the world's a stage, and most of us are desperately unrehersed.
All the world's a stage, and most of us are terribly unrehearsed.
All the world's a stage, and some of us are desperately unrehearsed.
All the world's a stage, and--what do you MEAN, it's intermission?
All the world's a stage, and.... Line?  LINE?!?!
All the world's a stage, but I tend to stay behind the scenes.
All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.
All the world's a stage, eh? -Rush. Canadian rock band
All the world's a stage, eh? . Canadian rock band
All the world's a stage, it's people, merely actors.
All the world's a stage, which explains why there are so many unemployed actors.
All the world's a stage--I have stage fright!
All the world's a stage.  Where does the audience sit?
All the world's a stage. Could we get better lighting?
All the world's a stage. I don't handle the trap door.
All the world's a stage. It;s people, merely actors. -Shakespeare
All the world's a stage. Where does the audience sit?
All the world's a stage. You obviously missed rehearsal.
All the world's a stage.. --Shakespeare. Curtain call. --Death.
All the world's a stage...  Now it's intermission!
All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
All the world's a stage...Now it's intermission!
All the world's a stage...When is the intermission?
All the world's a stage...most of us are just stagehands.
All the world's a stage: I want better lighting and script approval.
All the world's a stage: we're here as janitors to sweep up afterwards
All the world's a stage; most of us are just stagehands.
All the world's a stage; people on it are poorly rehearsed
All the world's a stageNow it's intermission!
All the world's a stageWhen is the intermission?
All the world's a stagemost of us are just stagehands.
All the world's an analog stage & digital circuits play only bit parts
All the world's evils are not men's responsibility
All the world's indeed a stage ...and I got THIRD ROW SEATS!"
All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players.: Rush
All the world's weight is on my back -- NIN
All the world's weight is on my back.
All the years combine, they melt into a dream.
All the young dudes, carry the news, boogaloo dudes...
All these guys look like Ernie Kovacs -Crow on ape guards
All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm. - Col.Flagg
All these messages and only one modem.
All these people are dead now - Joel on crowd scene
All these things I'm sick about, I'm sick about...Always come unglued.
All these worlds are yours except Mars.  Attempt no landings there.
All they ever wanted - a little clue.
All thinds proclaim the existence of God. - Napoleon
All things are difficult before they are easy.
All things are green unless they are not.
All things are metaphors -- Goethe
All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
All things are possible to him that believeth.  Mark 9:23.
All things are possible to one who believes - St. Bernard
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
All things are possible. Except maybe skiing through a revolving door.
All things are possible. Except skiing through a revolving door.
All things are possible. Except skiing thru a revolving door.
All things are possible...except skiing through a revolving door.
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All things being equal, you lose.
All things change, nothing is extinguished.
All things come to those who PUMMEL, BEAT, KICK & DEMAND!
All things considered, fat people use more soap.
All things considered, insanity is the only alternative
All things considered, insanity is the only alternative.
All things considered, insanity is the only reasonable alternative.
All things considered, insanity may be the best alternative.
All things considered, insanity may be the only alternative!
All things considered, insanity may be the only real alternative.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
All things considered, insanity's the only alternative.
All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
All things done beneath the naked stars are remembered...
All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat
All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat.
All things evolve, nothing is extinguished.
All things in moderation - including Moderation!
All things in moderation, ESPECIALLY moderation.
All things in moderation, even excess.
All things in moderation, including Moderation!
All things in moderation, including moderation!
All things in moderation.
All things in moderation....ESPECIALLY moderation!
All things must come to an end, including this message!
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
All things we can conceive of clearly; exist. - Descartes
All things were made by Him. - John 1:3
All things work together for good to them who love God. - Rom. 8:28
All this 'assimilated' junk. Go fig! -Dot of Borg
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
All this Vampire talk is driving me batty!!
All this and brains, too!
All this and heaven too. -- Henry
All this bad language really pisses me off.
All this beer and only one mouth.
All this beer drinking will be the urination of me.
All this cause a girl didn't kiss him - Tom
All this for an AXE?? - Duncan MacLeod
All this fuss for people to quit smoking, but everybody hates a quiter.
All this good food will make us sick. - Trapper
All this is Do. What is not Do? Do *is*. -- Gentle Mountain
All this is a dream. Still, examine it with a few experiments.
All this jocularity is most unseemly. - Hawkeye as Father Mulcahy
All this machinary making modern modern music...
All this machinery making modern modern music... -RUSH
All this memory and can't remember a thing!
All this passion over a machine? * Phillipa Louvoure
All this significance -- what does it mean?
All this time you two thought you were playing some twisted game.
All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars  :  Babylon 5
All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars.
All this, and a winning smile, too.
All those *really* great quotes seem to be just one character too lon
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
All those that believe in Telekinesis raise my hands
All those updates, and still imperfect!!
All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
All those who believe in Telekinesis, raise my feet.
All those who believe in Telekinesis, raise my hands.
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my right hand.
All those who belive in telekinesis, raise my hand.
All those who wander are not lost.
All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.: Rush
All tied up and nowhere to go.
All ties go to the train!
All to prove, You're on the move and vanishing
All together now: WHEW!
All tragedies are finished by death, all comedies are end
All true happiness is found UNDER T-Shirts
All true happiness is found under *WET* t-shirts
All true wisdom is discovered in recipes.
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
All true wisdom is found in Taglines. Oh, boy!
All true wisdom is found in fortune cookies or taglines.
All true wisdom is found in recipes.
All true wisdom is found in taglines
All true wisdom is found in taglines..
All true wisdom is found in wet T-shirt.
All true wisdom is found on T--shirts.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts and taglines.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All true wisdom is found on bumper stickers.
All true wisdom is printed on t-shirts & bumper-stickers!
All trust is foolish. -- Drow Proverb
All truth is God's truth.
All truth is based on Complete Confusion.
All truth is found in taglines.
All unattended children will be sold as slaves. - Janier
All us turkeys get a little depressed around then...
All visitors enter through front lobby. Please drive carefully. Texas
All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin.
All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
All warped women, please raise your right hand for loincloths!
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice.
All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
All wars are popular - for at least 3O days.
All waves eventually die!
All wax and no wick.
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
All we are is dust in the wind. - Kansas
All we are saying is give PEAS a chance!
All we are saying is give pizza chants.
All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants."
All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.
All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.." -Herbo protest song
All we are saying... is give pizza chants.
All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys.
All we areis monkeys with car keys. - Northern Exposure
All we can hold in our dead hands, is all we have given away. (Sanskrit)
All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see. - Kansas
All we do is SIT HERE?!? -- Worf
All we get is `Mind-that-bus-what-bus-SPLAT!' - Rimmer
All we gotta do, is get a little faith in you ..
All we had to do was upload Windows 95 to the Borg...
All we like sheep -- and cows are pretty nice too
All we need is one world wide vision...
All we need to do is close the noose. --Cranston.
All we want to do is direct! Meee Tooo!!
All we've done today is dress up like bums & hide from the Invid-Annie
All we've met is large, mutated animals - Tom
All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
All who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.
All who love liberty are enemies of the state.
All wight. Rho sritched my keytups awoand?
All wings report in! -- Lando Calrissian
All wired, but no one has turned on the circut breakers.
All wiyht!  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All wiyht. Rho scritched mg kegtops awound?
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder
All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder.
All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.
All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down & find out!
All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down and find out
All women are vipers, and I married their Queen.
All women have a touch of blonde--otherwise they'd be men!
All women look the same upside down!
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy and Jill a wealthy widow.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy - Bart Simpson's lines
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F07
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy -Bart Simpson/Episode 1F07
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. --Bart Simpson.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes jack.
All work and no play makes you a Moderator.  Sometimes.
All work and no play will make you a SysOp.
All work and no play will make you a manager.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
All work and no taglines makes @F a dull @L!
All work and no taglines makes Kelly a dull Reed!
All work and no taglines makes Orville a dull Bullitt!
All work and no taglines makes Rick a dull Cooley!
All would live long, but none would grow old. --Franklin.
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink
All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline
All you can do on a shoesting these days is trip!
All you do and All you see is All your life will ever be!
All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.
All you have to do is live long enough. - Duncan MacLeod
All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
All you liberals care about is who's catering to your genitals
All you need is a willing victim and a bottle of nitrous oxide.
All you need is love, love...love is all you need.     The Beatles
All you need to be a fisherman is patience and bait.
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
All you need to know is the user interface.  - J. Redford
All you non-smokers can just kiss my butt (cigarette only, that is)
All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ever be.
All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be..
All you white people look the same in the dark -D.J.
All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds!
All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds.
All your better deeds shall be in water writ...
All your future lies beneath your hat.
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free.
All your money, I will tax from youooouuoooo...
All your people must learn before you can reach for the s
All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
All your pleasure is right here, waiting for you to tap into it...
All zealots will be shot on sight.
All's I got was Chicken Cordon Bleu! - Frank sings
All's fair in Love & War, but how to tell the difference?
All's fair in Love and Tagline Theft!
All's fair in love And war.  What A Contemptible Lie! - Heinlein
All's fair in love And war. What A Contemptible Lie! -- RAH
All's fair in love and Tagline appropriation!
All's fair in love and Tagline assimilation.
All's fair in love and recipe appropriation.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
All's fair in love and war...Hmm Nuke Nukie?? Both blow your mind.
All's fair in love, war and posting contests, as long as I win.
All's fair in love, war and tagline stealing :)
All's fair in love, war, and Tagline "appropriation!"
All's fair in love, war, and Tagline stealing!
All's fair in love, war, and Taglines!!
All's fair with spam and butter!  No, that's not right...
All's well that ends swell.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends well.
All's well that ends well.  Poe Bother.  Pooh
All's well that ends well. - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends well. - Poe  Bother. - Pooh
All's well that ends well. --Poe. Bother. --Pooh.
All's well that ends with a good meal.
All's well that ends.
All, 43.729% of all statistics are totally worthless.
All, You are a part of the reason my phone bill is so D&*# high!
All, stealing taglines is a CRIME!
All-male club--Homeless street men!
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)
AllWho needs a doomsday virus when we have Wind
Alla vill leva l{nge och ingen vill kallas gammal. /Danskt ordspr}k
Allah does not count time spent fishing.
Allasis - One-stop gas/food/everything store in the middle of nowhere.
Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe
Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe*
Allen's Axiom:   When all else fails, follow instructions.
Allen's Axiom: "When all else fails, read the instructions."
Allen's Law:  Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Allen-O-Rama, The Alleninator, The Allen-Man, The Allenmeister.
Allergic to cats? Don't inhale any!
Alley's Axiom:   Justice always prevails... three times out of seven.
Alley's Axiom:   Justice always prevails3 times out of 7.
Allfix\Gecho\Intermail, The only way to fly!
Allies with the darkened souls, our legions we must save
Alligators do it with their mouths open.
Alll a Borg!
Alll a Borg!!!!!!
Allll a Borg!
Allo, I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father - Prepare to die!
Allons enfants de le Cthulhu!
Allow me access to your mind and I'll give you access to mine...
Allow me to be the first to offer my commiserations. - Rimmer
Allow me to die with honor. --Tosk.
Allow me to use the active tense.  Get lost.
Allow natives self-government - but keep that welfare comin'
Allregarding Birthday Taglines...
Allright, Spread'em!! - while playing doctors and nurses
Allright, allright, what's one more annoyance? - Londo
Allright, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?
Allright,whotookmyspacebar???
Allright... Who put the Baby Ruth in the Punch Bowl ?!?!?
Alls I know is what I read in L.M. Boyd's column.
Alls well that ends well, -Poe "Bother" - Pooh.
Allskate: Insurance company that cancels a policy after a small claim.
Allskate: Insurance company that cancels the policy after a small claim.
Allways sharpen your sleeping skills regularly...
Alma Mater:  Latin for "our mutha".
Almost 50% of all percentage statistics are less than 50%...
Almost Missed the Bus:  by Justin Time
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
Almost all loan officers have artificial hearts.
Almost any program runs faster on a 386/25.
Almost any program runs faster on a 486/50.
Almost any program runs faster on a 586/85.
Almost any system of government will work if the people will.
Almost anything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of...
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Almost as bad as a post that starts "I know this is off-topic, but..."
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Almost everything looks better after a good night's sleep.
Almost frozen from Minneapolis Minnesota!
Almost got a good shot there - Tom on camera under girl
Almost had a psychic boyfriend- he left me before we met.
Almost had a psychic girlfriend - she left me before we met.
Almost had a psychic girlfriend-she left me before we met.
Almost live from Minneapolis Minnesota!
Almost nothing in life is free.
Almost perfectbut not quite.
Almost went crazy.  Would have been a real short trip.
Alms for the poor!  Alms for the poor!
Alms for the poor! Alms for the poor!
Aloha yuppie cretin!  Nobody gives a frig! -One Eyed Jack
Alone and deprived, waiting for fire to come from the sky
Alone at last!
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Alone, I look down the road. Each must walk one's own path. <365 Tao>
Alone: In bad company.
Along came the ACID rain and etched the spider out.
Along the banks of the foggy, woggy Limpopo River...
Along the coast road, by the headland
Along with some of my stolen favorites:
Alot of true wisdom is found in taglines
Alouette, gentille Alouette . . .
Alouette, je te plumerai, sang Tom jauntily.
Alpha Five of Borg: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! We cannot let them assimilate us!!
Alpha Foxtrot Uniform!
Alpha channel...TV selection for graphics programmers.
Alpha testers do it 1st! Beta testers get sloppy seconds!
Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.
Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies.
Alpinists do it higher.
Alpo costs 99 cents.  That's almost 7 dog dollars!
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
Alpogoalie: A dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
Alpogoalie: A dog that uses its paw to pin down a dish.
Alpogoalie: Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish
Alpogoalie: a dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food.
Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food.
Already, this movie is like going to the dentist - Joel
Alright Danger, where's the fire ?
Alright First Mate, Anchors Away! - Ren.
Alright Frank, it's me. Buzz me in -  Dr. Forrester
Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it! - Yakko
Alright Q, have you been writing flames again?
Alright Spread'em! - while playing cops and robbers...
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Alright here we are in the final home stretch of this thing.
Alright if I make a phone cal*&^%&* NO CARRIER
Alright men, POOP! - Crow as commander
Alright men, throw the food out and then FIRE!
Alright you liberal degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Alright! Another Earthquake.
Alright! Blame the victim - Mike on pushy cop
Alright! Who gave a copy of Penthouse to the Holodeck?
Alright, Brooke, Mr. AUTEUR. Lets see what you got - Mike
Alright, God jockey. Come along - Tom to priest
Alright, I confess. I killed Laura Palmer.
Alright, I'm going back to the other side of the mirror.
Alright, Who took my Whip Cream???
Alright, alright, stop shoving so hard -- I'm GOING already!  Okay?!?
Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions! - Yakko
Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then? - Holly
Alright, everybody set your phasers on "broiled".
Alright, hands up all those who want to be put somewhere else
Alright, hot wheels - Tom to man in wheelchair
Alright, this is going to be quite painless.
Alright, who     g   r   e   a   s   e  d      the tagline?.
Alright, who  g   r   e   a   s   e  d  this Tagline?
Alright, who g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the recipe?
Alright, who g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the tagline
Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet?
Alright, who said "mattress"?
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?!?
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs on the Warp Drive
Alright, who's been peeing in the gene pool?!?!?!?!?!!!
Alright, you people!  Who stole my strawberry preserves?
Alright,who  g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the tagline?
Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank??
Alright... who siphoned the blood out of @FN@?
Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Bob?
Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Orville?
Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Richard?
Alright...who siphoned the blood out of him?
AlrightWho glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank??
Alrighty, then I'm Gorloft Dwarf Prince - Crow
Als morgen de wereld vergaat zijn we eindelijk alleen.
Also Sprach Zarathustra: "Have A Good Day"
Also comes in generic.
Also found in alt.fan.rush_Limbaugh: Rush's empty head.
Also known as the Tough, Old Broad - Crow
Also the first few taglines are for BlueWave. Just edit them out of th
Also, several systems offer Tagline files for download and FREQ.
Also, try using the new com routines...
Alstonville NSW Australia, situated between the rainforest and the sea
Alt-D = Dumb Statement Checker
Alt-S = Stupid Question Filter
Alt.graphics.gif.naughty.filty.disgusting.wow!
Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed.
Altamonte '95 - yeah! yeah! Go Altamonte! Go Altamonte!
Altar Ego:  A *humongous* church.
Altar Ego: A conceited church.
Altar of sacrifice curse of the damned; Confronting the evil you dread
Altered Chord:  A sonority that has been spayed.
Altered Chord:  A sorority that has been spayed.
Altered days and Blurry ways............
Altered reality is the only way to go through life.
Alternate : What a plastic surgeon does to Nathan.
Alternate Workdrive (RAM disks etc) supported for faster maintenance!
Alternate Zucchini Use #11:  Club common sense into liberals.
Alternate Zucchini Use #12:  Club open-mindedness into conservatives.
Alternate Zucchini Use #13:  Drop them onto the Bosnian Serbs.
Alternate Zucchini Use #14:  Hang in your window instead of garlic.
Alternate Zucchini Use #15:  Demonstrate your knives' sharpness.
Alternate Zucchini Use #16:  Targets for sighting in your rifle.
Alternate Zucchini Use #17:  Rolling pins (for lumpy pie crust).
Alternate Zucchini Use #18:  Organic bowling pins.
Alternate Zucchini Use #19:  Targets for skeet shooting.  <PULL!>
Alternate Zucchini Use #1:  Count them to go to sleep at night.
Alternate Zucchini Use #20:  Spin at parties instead of bottles.
Alternate Zucchini Use #21:  Show off your karate skills.  <HI-YAH!!>
Alternate Zucchini Use #22:  Ballast.
Alternate Zucchini Use #2:  One-shot baseball bats.
Alternate Zucchini Use #3:  Carve faces into them for Halloween.
Alternate Zucchini Use #4:  Club intruders (THEN ask questions).
Alternate Zucchini Use #5:  Make a sci-fi/horror flick about them.
Alternate Zucchini Use #6:  Tie them to the newlyweds' car bumper.
Alternate Zucchini Use #7:  Dry them and make them into HUGE maracas.
Alternate Zucchini Use #8:  Primitive no-return boomerangs.
Alternate Zucchini Use #9:  Use them as subjects for WEIRD taglines...
Alternate title for "I, Borg": "HUGH ARE HERE"
Alternate uses for BARNEY: Speed Bump...
Although I am very flattered by your kind offer, I cannot accompany you
Although I must say I approve of your new tailor.  - Q
Although a Canadian, Mario Martinez is, in fact, an Italian.
Although he isn't as good as he was a year ago, now he's even better!
Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even better!
Although prepared for martyrdom, I would prefer it postponed.
Although she was no longer a nun, she prayed out of habit
Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it
Although up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle continues to sing
Although, ASPIRIN has been known to work for me, sometimes!
Altruism is the devil's calling card.
Altsheimers is very...ah...umm, I can't remember.
Altzheimer's Advantage #1 :- There are no television reruns.
Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :-  You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Altzheimer's Advantage: It's easier to forgive and forget your enemies.
Altzheimer's Advantage: There are no television reruns.
Altzheimer's Advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Altzheimer's advantage #2:  You can hide your OWN Easter eggs.
Altzheimer's advantage:  New friends every day
Altzheimer's advantage: No jury duty.
Altzheimer's advantage: You get to meet new people every day.
Altzheimer's advantage: Your girlfriend doesn't remember your lies.
Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!
Aluminum      (Al)    26.98150
Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of crinkle damage.
Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of krinkle damage.
Aluminum Foil Dragons also do 3d6 of krinkle damage.
Alumnus of the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Alway's avoid unneces'sary aphostrophe's plea'se!
Always Coca-Cola.
Always Prowling the Shadows
Always Remember NO GLOVE ... NO LOVE!
Always Remember.. NO GLOVE.....NO LOVE!
Always a tag line!
Always accept a breath mint if someone offers you one.
Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune.
Always advise against awkward and affected alliteration.
Always advise against awkward or affected alliteration.
Always after a defeat...the Shadow takes another shape and grows again
Always ask why, unless someone says LOOKOUT!!!
Always assume the second try will be different.
Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
Always be aware of the phase of the moon!
Always be careful what you eat when the main course is still moving!
Always be honest with yourself and those you love more than life itself.
Always be leaning forwards - not falling backwards!
Always be ready to take a chance; look what it did for Rocky.
Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it. - L. Long
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -- Irene Peter
Always be sincere.  Even if you have to fake it.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always believe what people in bars tell you
Always beyond warp 10.
Always bite the hand that doesn't feed you fast enough.
Always borrow from a pessimist - they never expect it back.
Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He doesn't expect to be repaid.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Always bring along the Blue WAve when exploring cyberspace.
Always bring along the Messenger when exploring cyberspace.
Always call an evil immortal to aid you.
Always carry a spare...of _everything_. Ioseph of Locksley
Always check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
Always coming back for more...
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always consult the dictionery to avoid spelling mistakes.
Always cross a vampire, but never moon a werewolf!
Always cross a vampire, never moon a werewolf!
Always cut cardsand smile when you lose. -L. Long
Always cut the cards. -- Heinlein
Always cut the meat of the person to your left - Tom
Always do right:  Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always do right: gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always doublecheck to make sure you haven't any words out.
Always draw your curves first, then plot your data
Always draw your curves then plot the readings.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Always drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Always eat dessert first ... she may decide to go home early ...
Always eat your sandwiches From the edge in.
Always emotion is the Future-- Yoda.
Always enjoy a good Laugh, ya never know when the next one will come.
Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Always fill your canteen upstream of the herd.
Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict.
Always forgive you enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies, but only after they've been hanged!
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies.  They *HATE* when you do that!
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!
Always forgive your enemies.  They hate that!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
Always forgive your enemies.nothing confounds them more.
Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always guard your rear when in any hospital; you're in enema country.
Always happy to add a little enlightenment to the bewildered Students.
Always have fresh batteries in your flashlight.
Always helps to grease the wheels...
Always hire a rich attorney. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level.
Always hopeful, yet discontent.: Rush
Always in motion is the Future-- Yoda.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always invest in negotiable blondes!
Always invoke an evil immortal to aid you.
Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers.
Always judge a liberal by their spending.
Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.
Always keep beer in a dark place. <--Notebooks of LL again
Always keep beer in a dark place. <--Notebooks of LL again.
Always keep dem guessin'.
Always keep them guessing.
Always keep you lesbians clean.
Always keep you phaser on stun.!
Always keep your ears open -- ROA #7
Always keep your ears open.
Always keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
Always keep your lesbians clean.
Always kick a man when he's down.
Always knock and ask permission before entering someone's room.
Always know the difference between a piece of mind and a piece of ass.
Always know when to close your eyes.
Always know where your towel is.
Always late, sometimes helpful...
Always laugh when you can; it's cheap medicine. Lrd Byron
Always let the big guy think he's right!
Always lick the dart before shooting it at the TV set.
Always listen to experts tell you why it can't be done, then do it.
Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it.
Always listen to what experts say can't be done.  Then do it.
Always listen to your Sysop. What he knows, he knows well.
Always look on the bright side of life -- Eric Idle
Always look on the bright side of life.. -Monty Python song
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
Always loses a little bit after its explained
Always lurk before you leap.
Always lurk before you leap....
Always make allowances for the "duh" factor.
Always make stupid moves, it confuses your opponent
Always nice to see a smiling face 'round here<G>.
Always pillage *BEFORE* you burn.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always proofread carefully to see if yuo any words out!
Always put the important before the merely urgent. - L. Long
Always put the important before the merely urgent. -- Heinlein
Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!
Always rebooting? Get a '486...Do it faster!
Always record your data; it indicates you have been doing something.
Always remember that Congress isn't 100% Democrat.
Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.
Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.<or does it?>
Always remember that a moving neutruno gathers no mass.
Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar.
Always remember that it's very important to plan ahead or you might run out of
Always remember that the root word of "fandom" is "fanatic".
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember that you are unique.  Just like everyone else.
Always remember that you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.
Always remember to Pillage BEFORE you burn..
Always remember to pillage BEFORE You burn!
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Always remember to plunder & pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember to rape BEFORE you pillage and burn. 
Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn!
Always remember to treat others as you would want to be treated.
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
Always remember you are not God.  You can make mistakes.
Always remember you are unique.  Just like everyone else!
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember you're unique -- just like everybody else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!
Always remember, never forgetUhhwhat was I saying?
Always remember, pillage *before* you burn.
Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
Always remember.  Your jet was made by the lowest bidder..
Always remember:  Deputydogdogadingdangdepadepa
Always remember:  Shinola is the one that smells better.
Always remember:  you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember: You are unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember: look before you leap!
Always remove a dead body from a house feet first.
Always remove hands from keyboard before typing WIN.COM
Always remove the last screw first.
Always riding the ragged edge of disaster
Always save money enough for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet.
Always save money for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet.
Always save the last bullet for yourself.
Always say "thank you" even if you don't mean it.
Always say grits because you can't eat just one.
Always say no and you'll never be married.
Always searching for LEADS!
Always searching for clues!
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon.
Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. -- old Jhereg saying
Always store beer and liberals in a dark place.
Always store beer in a cool dark place.
Always store beer in a dark place.           - Heinlein
Always store beer in a dark place.  L. Long
Always store beer in a dark place. -- Heinlein
Always store beer in a dark place. --Heinlein.
Always store beer in a dark place. --L. Long.
Always store beer in a dark place. --Lazurus Long.
Always store beer in a dark place... your stomach
Always stretch before kinky sex........be fit to be tied!
Always sweep the floor before engraving important messages.
Always swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Always take two Tylenol to bed with you.
Always take your Moderators in Moderation :)
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not. -L. Long
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she isn't
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially when she is!
Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't.
Always tell her she is beautiful.
Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't.  L. Long
Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she's not.
Always tell her she's pretty, especially when she isn't. L.Long
Always tell the truth -- and be ready to run like h*ll!
Always tell the truth ..& be ready to run like h***!
Always tell the truth ... unless something better is handy!
Always the Freshest Ingredients Available
Always travelling in time, but never in time for dinner.
Always trust your sysop! He's not always right but he's Always RIGHT!
Always try to be a little kinder than is necessary.
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.
Always trying.
Always turn down a dinner invitation from a hungry cannibal.
Always use tasteful words, you might have to eat them later.
Always use tasteful words.  You *may* have to eat them.
Always use tasteful words.  You may have to eat them.
Always use your enemies hand to catch a snake.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Always wait for V 3.2005a, Release C of a program.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a....
Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident
Always wear seatbelts when using Windoze - very prone to crash.
Always wear your seatbelt when in a car.
Always when I'm in the bath-o-scope - Joel
Always willing to learn!
Always willing to share my ignorance- Geco
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Always with you it cannot be done.  Hear you nothing that I say?
Always write a lot more letters than you send.
Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again. L.Long
Always yield to temptation, it may never return.
Always yield to temptation. It may never pass your way again.
Alzheimer's Advantage 2: You can hide your own Easter egg
Alzheimer's Advantage: There are no television reruns.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friends every day.
Alzheimer's Club: Wear new clothes every day.
Alzheimer's Club: You get to hide your own Easter eggs!
Alzheimer's advantage #12:  You only have to own one book.
Alzheimer's advantage #15: New friends every day
Alzheimer's advantage #2: Hiding your own Easter eggs
Alzheimer's advantage - You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Alzheimer's advantage - You have new friends every day.
Alzheimer's advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
Alzheimer's is great - you meet new people every day.
Alzheimer's is to brain as Windows is to multitasking.
Alzheimer's means making new friends every day.
Alzheimer's puts a whole NEW twist on wife swapping.
Alzheimers advantage:  Liberal Democrats.
Alzheimers advantage:  New friends every day.
Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day.
Alzheimers is very ah umm I forget!
Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um
Alzheimers isn't so bad! You get to hide your own Easter eggs...
Am I FREE?! Of course not, you pay like everyone else!
Am I Happy Enough! - Ren.
Am I a ZAPF Dingbat?  V^\_o^o_/^V
Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves? - 1 Sam. 17:43
Am I a law-abiding gun owner?  Depends, what's the law today
Am I a law-abiding gun owner?  Hmmm, what is the law TODAY?
Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?
Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly; or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?
Am I a naughty boy or sumptin?
Am I a procrastinator? I think I'll answer that tomorrow.
Am I a tagline??  I don't remember........
Am I afraid of losing command to a computer? Kirk
Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!!
Am I at Wit's End - or just stuck in my chair?
Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair?
Am I being 'fey' enough? - Mike as wimpy villain
Am I bothered by obscene thoughts? No, I *enjoy* them!
Am I bothered by obscene thoughts? No, I *use* them!
Am I bugging you?  GOOD!  Maybe now you'll THINK!
Am I bugging you? GOOD! Maybe you'll think!!
Am I crazy to expect my deposit back
Am I dancing, Doctor? - Data
Am I disturbing you? - Frank. Not yet. - Margaret
Am I disturbing you? - Riker
Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet?
Am I free?  No, but I AM on special this week.
Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking? - Col. Henry Blake
Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips?
Am I going overboard yet?
Am I going to die, doctor?  Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do.
Am I going too far yet?
Am I going up in value yet?
Am I gonna have to stare at *your* but the whole way?!
Am I grounded yet? - Zippy
Am I grounded yet? ... Am I having fun yet?
Am I half crazy, or half sane?  And do I really care?
Am I half crazy, or half sane? Inquiring minds want to know.
Am I hallucinating or something??
Am I happy or in misery? - Hendrix
Am I having a good day or what.
Am I having fun yet?
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know & I don't care!
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know and don't care!
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know and don't care!
Am I imagining this?
Am I in the right family tree?
Am I in the right movie? - Mike
Am I just out of luck here?  Should I switch to decaf? :-)
Am I just too stupid to realize stale insence old sweat lies lies lies
Am I making any sense here?
Am I my brother's keeper? - Genesis 3:19
Am I my brother's keeper?..Old Testament, Genesis
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be? - NIN
Am I on Candid Camera?
Am I on Candid Gamera? <cc>
Am I out of 'Reba'? Do I need more 'Reba'? - Tom
Am I overdoing this? - Mike on voodoo girl's accent
Am I paranoid, or does this 'puter really hate me?
Am I pleased or frightened?
Am I pregnant? - Gypsy
Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.
Am I really seeking answers?
Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in `ere?
Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? -- Skid Mark
Am I supposed to be imagining this?
Am I supposed to put something witty here?
Am I the Victom or the Crime?
Am I the only one who finds this funny? - Quark
Am I the only one who has had this thought????
Am I the only one who worked that out??? :)
Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.
Am I thinking what I'm thinking? - Mike as ditzy girl
Am I to go through life not knowing if I'm being understood?
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
Am I to understand the Binars have stolen the Enterprise? - Picard
Am I too old ? Is it too late ? -- Pink Floyd
Am I who I think I am? - Dr. Freedman to Col. Flagg
Am I winning or losing? - Hawkeye
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin<
Am happy gradjoot ob Ming Wong Chu aSchool fo Berry Smaht Peepow!
Am returning lost brain, too small to wander on its own.
Ama ljudi! Sta sam vam ja skrivio ?  smrc
Amand's Law of Management:  Everyone you need is always someplace else.
Amand's Law of Management:  Everyone you need is someplace else.
Amanda Hugginkiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Amanda: "Oh, that's not a dirty word!"
Amanda: Mom, dad, this is Q. I'm running away to live in sin with him.
Amanda: Truth or dare, Q. Are you a virgin?   Q: Yes.
Amass, Armada, Ammo
Amateur Hour - That 60 minutes after the bars close.
Amateur Radio Operators have Extra Class!
Amateur Radio Station N1JMC  West Warwick, RI
Amateur Time Lord
Amateur electrician:  the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.
Amateur gynecologist Honk for free exam.
Amateur hour:  That 60 minutes after the bars close...
Amateur programmers are dangerous to your data.
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Amaze-A-Vole, Ltd.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
Amazing fact: The federal Government is exempt from most
Amazing how mad some people get when someone makes them think.
Amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired.
Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all
Amazing how things get simpler the older you get :-0
Amazing love! That Thou, my God, shouldst die for me!
Amazing what alcohol does to a sence of humor.  Death bec
Amazing what alcohol does to a sense of humor.  Death becomes funny.
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do
Amazing what coffee and no sense of self-preservation can do.
Amazing! 6 Away Team members beam down, then come back alive & unhurt!
Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release?
Amazing, Odo! You look just like Tracy Hemenover!
Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!
Ambasador @FF@; your logic escapes me. - Picard
Ambasador Sarek -- your holos are ready!
Ambassador Delenn told me what happened. - Garibaldi
Ambassador Delenn, Do you perform Rishathra? PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
Ambassador Kosh for Galactic Express: "Do..you..know..me.?.no...Good."
Ambassador, your logic escapes me - Picard
Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame
Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in coffee with both hands.
Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand!
Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in tea or coffee with either hand.
Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in tea with either hand.
Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with both hand
Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in tea with either hand.
Ambidextrose: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
Ambiguity is scary!
Ambition - a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Ambition and love are the wings of great deeds.
Ambition destroys its possessor.
Ambition is OK, but it sure can get you into hard work!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. J. Cowper Powys
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Ambivalence may or may not be my problem.
Ambivalence: My mother in law drives my Cadillac over a cliff.
Ambivalent?  Maybe I am and maybe I'm not ...
Ambivalent? Maybe I am and maybe I'm not ...
Ambivalentiums - 586s sold by IBM.
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway*
Ambulance does NOT equal taxi!
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
Ameboe leave no fossils.
Amelia Earhart didn't have Messenger.  You'll feel lost without it too.
Amen to that! - Crow
Amen, praise the Lord, hallelujah, send money, my brethren.
Ameobas don't make motercycles and atomic bombs.
America & Liberalism: From High Steaks to Dire Straights
America - Nation of Nations; UK Kat's - Team of Teams!!
America - The land of the free and the Brave.
America - where we all have the right to remain deranged.
America 10 years ago or Canada today - Tom on disco
America 10 years ago or Canada today.
America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
America Held Hostage! Psychopaths have taken control!
America Online: now with as much bandwith as a telegraph.
America borders on the Magnificent:  Canada!
America borders on the beautiful.  Canada.
America borders on the magnificent - Canada!
America borders on the magnificent:  CANADA!
America borders the beautiful:  Canada!
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is a song that must be sung together.
America is a tune.  But it must be sung in harmony.
America is a tune.  It must be sung together.
America is a tune. But it must be sung in harmony.
America is becoming a socialist state
America is just not what it used to be!
America is schizoid.
America is the land of opportunity if you're Japanese!
America is the land of opportunity... if you're a businessman in Japan.
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
America is the only country founded on a good ideal.
America love it or we'll stomp you.
America needs a strong laxative.
America needs fewer laws... not more police!
America needs more free speech that is worth listening to.
America the greatest place in the world to live
America trusts us.
America was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns.
America was created and preserved for 200 years by armed free men.
America was neither founded nor freed by the well-behaved.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
America wasn't discovered by Americans.
America!  Land of the lawsuit!!  God bless her!! - Steve Dallas
America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!
America's #1 Complaint: None of my problems are *my* fault!
America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well.
America's Beavis & Butthead:  clinton and gore.
America's Beavis and Butthead: Clinton and gore.
America's Complaint:  "None of my problems are *my* fault!"
America's Cup 1995.....12 Babes on a Boat!
America's Five Worst Words:  Dan, I Don't Feel Well
America's Most Wanted? Why not just KEEP them after you photograph them?
America's Most Wanted? Why not keep them after you photgraph them?
America's Most Wanted? Why not keep them after you photograph them?
America's National Flower: The Concrete 'Cloverleaf'!
America's Team is back! -- Go Cowboys!
America's best buy for a nickel is a phone call to the right person.
America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!"
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole
America's perfect couple: Lorena Bobbitt & Bob Packwood
America's poster boy for free speech, Rush Limbaugh.
America's three favorite things:  Apple pie, Baseball and Shopping!!!
America, Land of Opportunity (for Japanese businessmen)
America, Love it or Leave it! comes back to haunt Dittoheads. - RL
America, land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
America, the land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
America, where you park on the driveway!
America:  Home of the richest poor people in the world.
America:  Land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
America:  Log on or log off.
America:  log on or log off
America: Home of the richest poor people in the world.
America: Log on or log off.
American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
American Association of Eye Doctors & Sandy Duncan -Dr. F
American Democracy:  The best that money can buy.
American Dos Prompt C:\HUH?>
American Eagle & Canadian Beaver...2 animals you can spread and eat!
American English: The language of Presidents!
American Express: "Don't leave your wife without it!"
American Gun Owners: Join Future Felons of America!!
American Maid...the world's most patriotic domestic! (Tick)
American Meadow Party in `96!
American Medical Association...Club Medico
American Non Sequitur Society-We don't make sense, but we do LOVE pizza!
American Procrastination Society mounts protest of War of 1812
American Society for Zero Defects
American Tourister Gladiators - Tom on gator/lizard fight
American beer is like making love in a canoe, It's F*&^ing close to
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F***ing close to water!
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F**king close to water!
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F*cking close to water
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water!
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F*cking close to water!
American by birth - Southern by the grace of God.
American by birth - TEXAN by the grace of God.
American by birth -- Southern by the Grace of God.
American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.
American by birth, conservative by the grace of God
American by birth.  Buckeye by choice.  In Virginia by Navy orders.
American by birth; Confederate by the grace of God.
American by birthSouthern by choice!!!
American democracy - The best money can buy.
American diplomacy is easy on the brain but hell on the feet.
American justice=innocent until proven insane.
American kids have Ninetendo. Japanese kids have homework
American kids have Nintendo, Korean kids have homework.
American kids have Nintendo.  Japanese kids have homework.
American kids have Nintendo; Japanese children have homework.
American kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.
American men say "I love you" as part of the conversation.
American politics, the best that money can buy.
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
American school kids are now training their dogs to eat floppies.
Americans First, American Government Second.
Americans Unite! You have nothing to fear but Ferengi tax collectors!
Americans are guaranteed all the justice they can afford!
Americans are just not what they used to be!
Americans call it fast food because it speeds them to the grave - Chun
Americans call it fast food because it speeds them to the grave. Chiun
Americans don`t plan to fail; they fail to plan.
Americans drank 204,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '92.
Americans eat 23% more mayonnaise than in 1992.
Americans in general have the shortest term of all the upright mammals.
Americans like me like difficult jobs. - Col. Flagg
Americans spend more money on cat food than baby food.
Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason. <Chiun>
Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason. <Chiun<
Ameritech cut off Vampire "D"'s phone ... *NO CARRIER*
Ami Dolenz her performance with a bow to the audience.
AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga.
Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?
Amicus usque ad aras.
Amid all the confusion, Fred was talking to All about Hockey taglines??
Amiga - Macht einfach Spass.
Amiga - Motorola Inside
Amiga - the step between Nintendo and IBM.
Amiga -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amiga -< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amiga CD^32 -- always on the top.
Amiga Computers:  Dividing properly since 1985
Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected
Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue
Amiga Error #4 Pubic hair detected, access denied
Amiga Error #5 Joystick not connected, system crashed
Amiga Error #7 Fatal ERROR - Non game detect
Amiga Message #2 Do you shave?  YES, $%^& system crashed
Amiga Message #3 Press FIRE Button to continue
Amiga Owners:  "Don't laugh, IBM-breath...  it's PAID for!  :-)  "
Amiga Owners:  "Don't laugh, Mac-breath...  it's PAID for!  :-)  "
Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh, IBM-breathit's PAID for!"
Amiga Power user - can play a game while squeezing his zits
Amiga and XT: Both old, both slow, both worthless.
Amiga computers are now finding that theres NO software made for
Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentiumand gets it right!
Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486
Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium!
Amiga error message - "Hey dude, like, somethings wrong?"
Amiga error message:  Duuuuuuuuuuuude, you got a problem.
Amiga has better and faster windows!
Amiga is not your "Amigo"
Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email.
Amiga je pripadnica lepseg pola.
Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead...
Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop
Amiga screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Amiga!  Too much power for the average user...
Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art
Amiga, banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..!
Amiga----- very useful to hold down the lid on the trashcan!!
Amiga.  Because a man can never have too many tasks.
Amiga...A crash dummy for beta testers.
Amiga...A kindergarten computer in a PhD world.
Amiga...A pocket calculator with an attitude.
Amiga...A step between the abacus and the slide rule.
Amiga...Abigamistake !
Amiga...Boob Tube for Waldo Watchers
Amiga...Comp 'U' Toys 'R' Us
Amiga...Dweeb code word for "Duh !"
Amiga...For Pac Man Users Anonymous.
Amiga...For mental retards on a roll.
Amiga...Input by joy stick.
Amiga...NoTel-ing what's inside.
Amiga...Now on sale at 99 Cent Stores everywhere.
Amiga...Pong with a keyboard.
Amiga...Potpourri-In-A-Box.
Amiga...Pre-school for Etch-A-Sketch users.
Amiga...Seasame Street on a floppy.
Amiga...The Learning Channel for morons.
Amiga...The dumbing-down of technology.
Amiga...The technology behind punch cards.
Amiga...The vaporwear of hardware.
Amiga...brought to you by Barnum & Bailey.
Amiga...brought to you by Curly, Moe & Larry.
Amiga...brought to you by Manny, Moe & Jack.
Amiga...brought to you by Toys R Us.
Amiga...computing by Abacus.
Amiga...for the digitally handicapped.
Amiga...the epitome of carpal knowledge.
Amiga...the paper weight of choice.
Amiga:  (M)otorola (M)agic!!!
Amiga:  Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!!
Amiga:  No Intel inside.
Amiga:  THE Computer For The Creative Mind!
Amiga:  The ORIGINAL multimedia computer!
Amiga:  The cutting edge of excellence!
Amiga:  The first computer to interact with cable!
Amiga:  Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!!
Amiga:  Where Multimedia Started.
Amiga:  Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought...
Amiga:  Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
Amiga: A museum artifact.
Amiga: Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!!
Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels U Can't Remove
Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove
Amiga: Don't laugh -- it's PAID for!!!
Amiga: GUI? Multitasking? Been there. Done that.
Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985!
Amiga: Multitasking and multimedia since 1985
Amiga: Newest Ophan on the Block.
Amiga: Newest Ophan on the Block..
Amiga: No Intel Inside.
Amiga: No Intel Inside. Thanks the Gods!
Amiga: Real multitasking and faster windows.  Try again, Bill!
Amiga: Stereo quality sound -- WITHOUT an expansion card!
Amiga: THE reason Babylon 5 exsists
Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer!
Amiga: The computer for the creative mind.
Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence!
Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!!
Amiga: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought
Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
Amiga: computer for those who like to swim against the current.
Amiga?!  You mean a toy computer?
Amiga?!  You mean a toy computer? :-)
AmigaDOS -- The REAL multitasking OS!
AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS as Blue Wave is to QWK.
AmigaDOS:  The ONLY true multitasking operating system!
AmigaDOS:  The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!!
AmigaTrek:  Guru Meditation Error  Task:0000 1701  Location:1701 ABCD
Amigas are great for multitasking - as a paperweight AND a doorstop!
Amigas are great for multitasking - paperweight AND doorstop
Amigas are so rare this is my ONLY Amiga tagline....
Amigas are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art
Amigas are to computing what Barney is to entertainment..
Amigas!?. <smirk> 'nuff said.
Amigas!?. <smirk< 'nuff said.
Amigas, we don't need no stenking amigas.
Amish Pickup Lines: "Are thee up for some plowing?"
Amish Spring Break Activity: Buttermilk kegger.
Amish Star Ship Captain: To the ship, beameth me up,brother Scott!
Amish bumper sticker: Caution!  Do not step in exhaust.
Amish pickup line: Thy buggy has a bitchin' lacquer job.
Amish pickup lines, "Are thee a model?"
Amish safe sex: Painting an X on the cows that kick.
Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
Amityville - A good place to be from - FAR from!
Amnesia rules - O
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Amnesia:  NumLock of the brain.
Amnesia:  [ctrl] [alt] [delete] [all gray matter].
Amnesia:  a core dump of the brain.
Amnesia:  a memory failure in the brain
Amnesia:  a system crash of the brain.
Amnesia: You've read the book now read the book.
Amnesia? I don't remember having amnesia!
Amnesiacs Anonymous meeting at ah, erGimme a sec...
Amo vi-um.     [I love sex.]
Amoeba Sainz Thanks heaven for asexual reproduction
Amoeba to Human: Ever think about what's in your drinking water?
Amoeba...Caveman...Civilized-man.
Amoebae leave no fossils!
Amoebas are lonely when it comes to sex.
Amoebas do it and then split up.
Amoebas do it separately.
Amoebas need no excuse.
Amoebit:  Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
Among economists, the real world is considered to be a special case.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Among hypochondriacs, there are many more men than women.
Among my most prized possesions are words that I have never spoken.
Among my people a True Seeker is treated with the utmost reverence
Among the porcupines, rape is extremely rare!
Among the porcupines, rape is unknown.
Among whom are ye also the called of Jesus Christ: (ROM 1:6)
Among whom ye are also the called of Jesus Christ. (Rom 1:6)
Amor Vincit Omnia (Love conquers all)
Amper&sand
Amplify the ping machine!  *PING!*
Amsterdam, I'm good! - Joel as spy kisses girl
Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents
Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!
Amulets are hard to make.  Even for a wand of wishing.
Amuse Me! Please?
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Amy Fisher BANG!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy and Joey DO IT, & DO IT, & DO IT.
Amy wondered during a file transfer what that black switch was.
AmyBW - The AMIGA Blue Wave Compatible Offline Mail Reader. Yes!
An "expert" is anyone from out of town.
An "innocent virus"?  Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you agree?
An "innocent virus"? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you think
An "offside" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
An "offsides" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
An "old earth saying" is brought up - drink!
An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
An AIRPLANE does not get mad if you "touch and go".
An AIRPLANE does not object to a preflight inspection.
An AIRPLANE doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry.
An AIRPLANE doesn't care where you were last night.
An AIRPLANE doesn't care who yanks it's stick.
An AIRPLANE goes anywhere you direct it to.
An AIRPLANE is cheaper to maintain.
An AIRPLANE is easy to roll over.
An AIRPLANE moves when you tell it to.
An AIRPLANE takes less time to turn around.
An AIRPLANE will always "come" first.
An AIRPLANE will kill you quick...a woman takes her time.
An AIRPLANE will let you use your dip stick anytime you want.
An AIRPLANE will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane.
An AIRPLANE won't criticize your performance.
An AIRPLANE's cockpit is cleaner.
An AIRPLANE's payload can be calculated.
An AIRPLANE's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
An AIRPLANE's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
An AIRPLANES won't insist that you shower before entering it.
An AOLer and their money are easily separated.
An AR15 IS crime control.
An ARCHAIC -- Uses software that won't handle much;
An Aardvark in A Strange Land - RAH
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas anymore.
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas.
An Aggie will spend $20 to spend the night in a warehouse.
An Ahroun Get of Fenris talk about a walking redundancy
An Alter has taken you SOMEPLACE WITHOUT NOTICE...
An Amiga a day keeps conformity at bay...
An Amiga is an EtchaSketch you don't hafta shake.
An Animaniac a day keeps reality away
An Apple //e on UUCP.
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - If You Aim Properly!
An Armed Citizenry *IS* the Militia.
An Atheist has no invisible means for support.
An Australian Wombat: Eats roots and leaves.
An Australian computer glitch..."Mouse gone walkabout."
An EXPERT is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An Elephant is a Mouse built to government specs
An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs
An Elephant:  A mouse Built to Government Standards
An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards
An Elephant: A mouse Built to US Government Standards.
An Elephant: A mouse built to government standards.
An Elephant;  A Mouse built to government specifications.
An Energy Crisis Will Never Stop A Motor Mouth.
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A. P. Herbert
An Expert Is A Little Drip Under Pressure
An Herb walnut stuffing - Crow on guy named Herb
An INALIENABLE RIGHT cannot be licensed!
An Imperial probe droid...it's a good bet the Empire knows we're here.
An Indian from Michigan might drive a Pontiac.
An Intl. cast that'll leave you bilingually tortured
An Iranian man has a right to kill his wife if found with another man.
An Irish Setter named Beverly...
An NDPer advisory has been issued for this conference.
An NDPer criticizes most what he understands least.
An NDPer is Society's version of a computer virus.
An NDPer is a Conservative who was a victim of false arrest.
An NDPer is a person with no interests now at stake.
An NDPer is nothing but a communist on Prozac!
An NDPer is one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
An NDPer's data source: A guess.
An NDPer's generosity is limited only by your income.
An Oilers fan since the days they played outdoors
An Online Pat Buchanan supporter:  "Lock and download."
An Ounce of Compassion is Worth a Pound of Advice.
An Ounce of Example is worth more than A Ton of Advice!
An Oxy-10 case study - Joel on alien monster
An Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in.
An XT belongs in a museum.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
An abomination unto the Lord. - Proverbs 12:22
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
An act of kindness is an act of love. - Dorothy Pryse
An active sex life after fifty is a grandchild every year.
An actor conveys chillines -Mike on guy with bare nipples
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An ad hominy argument is gritless.
An additional feature of TLX 3.40 is to perform a search and put the
An addlepated individual and his specie divaricate with prematurity.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
An aerial shot of that lady's cleavage! - Tom
An after debt experience requires use of scissors.
An agent is a vampire with a telephone. Any editor
An agreeable person:  One who agrees with you.
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
An agreeable person: one who agrees with you.
An agronomist is a farmer with a Ph.D.
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic is someone with both feet firmly planted in mid-air.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic jumps on his high horse and rides off in all directions.
An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician
An algorithm must be seen to be believed.  - D. E. Knuth
An alligator with a tattoo that says "MOM", walks into a bar.
An allowance is what you pay your children to live with you
An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for his country.
An ambassador might drive a Diplomat.
An amiable dunce. - Defense secretary Clark Clifford on Ronald Reagan
An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
An ancient UPS look - Tom on drab brown toga
An android chaperone? * K'Ehleyr
An android has no emotions, Data said excitedly.
An android would never rip your head off! - Kryten
An angel always thinks you're worth the effort.
An angel's smile is what you sell.
An angry toad would be more dangerous! -- Capt. Lossow, Sharpe's Gold
An animal with two humps is a camel, how about women ...?
An animation benchmark might be called the "Flhintstone."
An anorexic with yeast infection: 1/4 pounder w/cheese!
An answer, is an answer, is an answer; but whos answer was it???
An answer. I don't know the question. * Kirk
An ant exposed to radiation becomes a mutANT.
An ant that chews its cud is a ruminANT.
An ant that comes from another colony is an immigrANT.
An ant that dries up in the sun is a currANT.
An ant that floats is bouyANT.
An ant that is not close is distANT.
An ant that plays xylophone is a vibrANT.
An ant that receives radio signals is an ANTenna!-BB
An ant with a split personality is sibliANT.
An antique is an object that has made a round trip to the attic
An anvil's black and shiney / It's very heavy too - The Warners
An apology is only egotism inside out.
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away - if you aim right!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,so why do I IBM?
An apple a day makes IBM mad.
An apple a day makes for lots of pips in your teeth.
An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
An aquarium is just like interactive television for cats.
An argument isn't just contradiction.
An armed high school is a polite high school. - ala Heinlein
An armed man is a Citizen, an unarmed man is a target.
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. -- RAH
An armed man is a citizen; an unarmed man is a subject.
An armed man: citizen.  An unarmed man: subject.
An armed person is a "citizen" An unarmed person is a "subject."
An armed populace is a free populace.
An armed populace is, and always HAS been, VERY VERY dangerous!
An armed society is a polite society. - Robert A. Heinlein
An armed society is a polite society. -- RAH
An armed society is a polite society.....Robert A.Heinlein
An armed society is an uptight society.
An armless society could be awfully messy eaters.
An armless society paddles no canoes.
An army of lovers cannot fail.
An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
An artist's career always begins tomorrow- Whistler
An asparagus monster! - Crow on mummy with green slime
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
An assassin?! Oh my GOD! We're in danger! - Tom Servo
An astronaut might drive a Mercury or a Gemini.
An asylum for the same would be empty in America- Shaw
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. Fulton Sheen
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.  H.E. Fosdick
An atheist is someone who has noone to talk to when they have an orgasm.
An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
An attitude is contagious.  Is yours worth catching?
An authentic [fortune teller] should be shot on sight. -LL/Heinlein
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
An authority knows lots of things you don't care ab out.
An autographed Death Skydisk, huh ?     Waaaitaminnute !
An axiom is a thing that is so visible that it is not necessary to see it.
An axiom of law enforcement: Action proves intent.
An earthquake With vertical upward thrust, yet. (LA; Jan 17, 1994)
An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than the truth
An echo is NOT a democracy.
An echo so dense, not even sanity can escape...
An ecstatic moan came from the Jump door's vortal tube.
An educated owl says 'WHOM' !
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
An egg a month, big deal. Men can make millions of sperm each hour!
An ego like a black hole.
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in h
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in self than me.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
An elaborate plan to soften the military's clothes - Crow
An electric-cooled pony harness with fuel injection. --F. Zappa.
An electrical engineer deals with current events
An electrical engineer deals with current events.
An electrician worries about current events
An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. -- Obi Wan Kenobi
An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops! --Scar
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
An elephant is a mouse built to government specs.
An elephant is a mouse built to military specifications.
An elephant is a mouse for OS/2.
An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ...
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant is the Windows version of an armadillo.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. -L. Long
An elevator always smells different to a midget...
An elven cloak protects against magic.
An embarrassed corner worker!  (Rob?)
An empty bus travels fast.
An endless loop keeps going and going and going and going and going and
An enema for a constipated society. -- Limbaugh
An energy crisis will never stop motor-mouths.
An engagement is a period of urge on the verge of a merge.
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
An episode without Worf lacks something.   R.
An equal opportunity bitch!
An equal opportunity flamethrower.
An error becomes a mistake only when you refuse to correct it.
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting
An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
An eternity existed before your birth; you don't miss it.
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
An evening with Dax Bashir's trill of a lifetime.
An evening with Dax--that'd be the Trill of a lifetime!
An evening with Dax... Bashir's trill of a lifetime.
An evening with Dax... the trill of a lifetime!!!
An evening with DaxBashir's trill of a lifetime.
An evening with Dex... Bashir's trill of a lifetime.
An evil mind is  constant solace.
An evil mind is a constant solace.
An evil mind is a great comfort. Al Martin, circa 1995
An evil supreme! An evil supreme! - Dr. F as saxophone
An example of good cropping - Crow on bad camera angle
An example of why some animals eat their young.
An excellent suggestion sir, with only two minor flaws.--Kryten.
An executed child molester does not molest again.
An executed rapist does not rape again.
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
An expatriot Limey!
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An experiment in Transmogrifactional-Lycanthropy - Joe
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made
An expert is a son-of-a-bitch from out of town.
An expert is one who knows more & more about less & less.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. L.Long
An expert is someone from out of town.
An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do.
An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.<Ghandi>
An eye for an eye makes the world blind.  -Gandhi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind ...
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble!
An honest day's work for an honest day's beating!
An honest executive shares the credit with the one who did all the work.
An honest man is one who's never been caught.
An honest politician is one who STAYS bought!
An honest politician is one who, when bought will stay bought.
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
An honest politician stays bought...
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
An honest-to-God man of STEEL?!?  You have *GOT* to be kidding!
An idea is a curious thing.  It won't work unless you do.
An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do.
An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it.
An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An idea isn't responsible for people who believe in it.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
An idea that is dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
An ideal is often but a flaming vision of reality. J. Conrad
An idle mind is television's playground!
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
An ignorant person is constantly surprised.
An ill wind comes arising across the cities of the plain..... -RUSH
An important part of my life.
An improper mind is a liberal's feast.
An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
An inamorata that oscillates can be exasperating.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
An inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.
An inch of informed ignorance can save a mile of coding.
An incoming fireball has the right of way.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of politics
An infinite number of bottles of beer on the wall.
An infinite variety of moves - Mike on girl wrestlers
An infomercial for Doans Pills - Crow T. Robot on wrestling
An infomercial for Doans Pills - Crow on wrestling
An informer should be hanged by his tongue.
An injury is much sooner forgiven than an insult.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
An innocent virus? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you agree?
An insane learner learns strange lessons.
An instantaneous power-supply crowbar circuit will operate too late.
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An intellectual hatred is the worst. W.B. Yeats
An intellectual is someone who's mind watches itself. - Camus
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. - Camus
An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart
An intelligent snake is a smart asp.
An interesting statistic:  95.1%.  That's about everyone.
An interstellar war can ruin your whole day.
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.
An invisible elephant? --Scully.
An irrational society is a society of moral cowards.
An it harm none, do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
An it harm none, use it as a Tagline!
An moderator should be hanged by his tongue.
An object at rest cannot be stopped!
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
An object never serves the same function as its image.
An object of information most needed will be least available.
An object or bit of information most needed will be least available.
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
An obstacle is not the end.  It's a new beginning.
An obvious ant is flagrANT.
An offline mail reader will not do the reading for you.
An old Chinese man once said: Damn!
An old maid knows all the answers, but was never asked the question
An old man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
An old pond-/The sound of water/When a frog jumps in. <Basho>
An ole crab was I ere I saw Barcelona.
An onion a day keeps everyone away.
An onomatopia is a social-political system that just sounds good.
An open door can be quite an invitation!
An open mind gathers no dust.
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included.
An open mind should not be mistaken for an open dumpster.
An open mind tolerates an empty one.
An open mind...the essence of intellect.
An opera is a song of bigly size.
An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts.
An optimist -- Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.
An optimist can never be pleasantly surprised.
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist, a parachute.
An optimist is a guy without much experience
An optimist is a guy without much experience.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An optimist is a guy without much experience... 
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen
An optimist is a person without much experience...
An optimist is just a pessimist who doesn't get the point.
An optimist laughs to forget.. pessimist forgets to laugh.
An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to la
An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to laugh.
An orange a day keeps the N.E.A. at bay.
An orange a day keeps the NEA at bay.
An orc paladin?  What kinda strange realm is this?!
An orc paladin?  What the hell world is this?!
An order of chaos to go and keep the change.
An order of hot wings, a black rum,  and Maggie to go, please
An order of hot wings, a black rum,  and Ms. Sleepwalker to go, please..
An orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand.
An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in
An original Tag-Line!
An orthodont-osaur - Crow
An orthodontist is a guy who braces the kids and straps the parents.
An ounce image is worth a pound of performance.
An ounce of Knowledge is worth a ton of Ignorance.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
An ounce of butter is worth a shilling of trombones.
An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.
An ounce of emotion equals a pound of logic.
An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice.
An ounce of gold cannot buy an inch of time.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
An ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
An ounce of pretension = a pound of manure.
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of liberalism
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.
An ounce of security is worth a pound of defense.
An outdoor bidet? - Tom
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
An overweight ant is abundANT.
An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?
An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
An udder failure:  Cow that doesn't give milk.
An udder failure:  Cow that doesn't give milk...
An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills
An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills
An umber hulk can be a confusing sight.
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
An unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence.
An unarmed society is a society that must live in fear of government!
An unathletic nerd. Well, uh, like say Crow - Mike
An unbrakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
An unbreakable toy can be used to break other toys.
An unbreakable toy is often useful for breaking other toys.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.  -- Van Roy's Law
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking others.
An under 20 mind in an over 40 body....
An unemployed Court Jester is no one's fool.
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!
An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.
An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool
An unemployed jester is nobody's fool
An unforeseen bug allowed this *magnificent message* to be posted.
An unforeseen bug allowed this message to be created.
An unforeseen bug allowed this message to be posted.
An unforeseen bug allowed this msg to be posted.
An unforseen bug allowed this msg to be posted.
An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time.
An unpleasant truth is a safer companion than a pleasant falsehood.
An unreflected life is not worth living.
An unwary guest on a lunatic quest from the mountains of the Moon.
An upload a day keeps the sysop away.
An uppity lawyer, at that!!!!!
An x-spurt is an unknown drip under pressure
An xplaination...
An ye harm none, do as thou wilt.
An' it harm none, do what thou wilt.
An' ye harm none, do what ye will.
An' ye shall be skyclad in thy rites.
AnOrgasmADayMakesYouSmileAlot
Anaception - The body's ability to affect TV reception by moving.
Anaception: the body's ability to affect TV reception by moving.
Anachronists do it knightly
Anagatha - Any mysterious item that appears on your desk.
Anagram - Conversation / voices rant on.
Anagram - Dormitory / dirty room.
Anagram - Lawyers / Sly ware.
Anagram - Mother-in-law / Woman-Hitler
Anagram - Revolution / To love ruin.
Anagram - The Morse Code / here come the dots.
Anagram - The countryside / no city dust here.
Anagram - clothespin / so let's pinch.
Anagram...Al Gore =  La Ogre.
Anagram...Santa = Satan
Anagram...email =  imale
Anagram...groans = sarong organs
Anagram...icon = coin
Anagram...keyboard = yoked bar
Anagram...monitor = it moron
Anagram...pentium = put me in
Anagram...taglines taglines taglines = gelatins stealing genitals
Anagram...windows = sow wind
Anagram/Antonym...Bill Gates = least glib
Anagram:  Mother-in-law / Woman-Hitler
Anaheim Electronics--The payoff is performance.
Anaheim Electronics--While Others Get Older, ZetaPlus D Gets Better.
Anaheim--Supplying the Tech for a Stronger Across-the-Board Defense.
Anahl nathrac...uthvoss bethard...dothiel dienvay!
Anal intercourse is for ********! Tom said, butting in.
Anal retention is a terrible way to go.....
Anal retentive people don't give a crap.
Anal retentives get out of the shower to blow their noses.
Anal sex?  Up yours!
Anally -- occurring yearly
Analog hackers do it continuously.
Analog:  what Ana tosses into the fire.
Analysists do it on a couch.
Analyst: (n.) one who writes programs and doesn't trust them. A cynic.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested,
Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started
Anananany: inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.
Anapuma!  Unipuma!  Time for a flea dip!  <BOOM!>
Anarchist magick : the Necronominonconformisticon
Anarchist:  Government plots cause Sh*t to happen
Anarchists Unite!
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarcho-Capitalist for sale or rent.
Anarcho-authoritarianism: Minimal Law, Maximally enforced
Anarchy - It's not a law, it's just a good idea.
Anarchy - such a good idea, it ought to be the law!
Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Anarchy Rules!
Anarchy Unlimited
Anarchy begins at home, but it doesn't have to end there
Anarchy is against the law!
Anarchy is against the law.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures. <Larry Niven>
Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures. - Larry Niven
Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures. --Niven.
Anarchy means ignoring things that really piss you off!
Anarchy sounds good?  Who'll fix the sewers?
Anarchy works!  Ask any Usenet-Site.
Anarchy! Anarchy! Hahahahaha! - Crow rebels
Anarchy, No rules - OK?
Anarchy:  Such a good idea, it should be the law.
Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities.
Anarchy: such a good idea, it should be the law.
Anarchy? I knew an Archy once! Can I join the revolution?
Anates tuas in acie instrue.
Anatidaephobia - the fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching!
Anatomically Correct beats Policically Correct ANY DAY!
Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct ANY DAY!
Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct any day.
Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct!
Anatomically correct John Bobbitt Doll - No big thing.
Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try.
Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi...
Anatomicly correct beats politically correct any day!
Anatomy is something everyone has that always looks better on a woman.
Anatomy is something everyone has, but looks better on a woman.
Anatomy section closed due to strike.  Skeleton service available.
Anatomy:  A lab course that most students prefer to take after hours.
Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!
Ancestor not found -- Operator Halted.
Ancestor not found ... how do I prove I exist?
Ancestor not found.  (Retry) (Abort) (Panic).
Ancestor not found...how do I prove I exist?
Ancestors - They can hide, but they can't run anymore!
Ancestors - We all have them, it's just a matter of looking.
Ancestors are just people.
Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.
Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will be discarded.
Ancestors not found ... do I really exist?
Ancestors run in my family.
Ancestors were just people
Ancestors:  We all have them, it's just a matter of looking.
Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN any more!
Ancient Chinese Curse:  May all your wishes be granted.
Ancient Chinese Curse:  May you live in interesting times.
Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.
Ancient Chinese curse:"May you live in interesting times"
Ancient Chiness Purse : My yours be weaved in an interesting Lime.
Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.
Ancient Ferengi Love Saying:  Wenum can'tum waitum
Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death.
Ancient custom has the force of law.
Ancient times were the youth of the world. -- Bacon
Ancora imparo
And  she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip.
And "ever" is a long, long time ...
And 'love' & 'your' are misspelled - Mike reads a letter
And (people/places/things) being a little crazy helps, too!
And *I* have HUGE...... Eyes!
And *any* book on Michelangelo's life.
And *don't* say `We're going to get through this'! - The Cat
And *please*, no more of these "Bruce Lee" keyups, okay guys?
And *we* had to chisel our taglines into cavewalls.
And . . . she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip . . .
And Absolon, him fil no bet ne wers,
And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
And Adam asked, "What's a headache?"
And Adam asketh unto her, What is a headache?
And Batfever struck a BatStarved Nation
And Besides, I Have To Water The Flowers Too! - Ren
And Bobby Inman said:  8nm54 934kg kda85 keu23 iba98 032na kqw0q
And Boy! are my arms tired!!
And Bullitt beats Roy like a rented mule!
And Christmas is spoiled 'cause he got his tax package.
And DON'T chatter to the audience.
And David Proper strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And David danced before the Lord with all his might.
And David strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And Dickie Bird standing there with his neck between his shoulders.
And Dodge Coronets are there! - Tom
And Don't Forget The Worms! - Ren.
And Funboy, don't be happy...worry.
And GOD said "I am Alpha and Omega" so what's with all this shit?
And GOD said"And GOD said"And GOD said"And GOD said"And
And George Matthews as the Beaver - Tom
And God Said: "IT SHALL BE CALLED THE "D.L.B.B." FOREVER MORE!"
And God bitched, "I meant a _BUD_ light!"
And God created Chocolate and it was GOOD....
And God created Nerds, Go forth and Multiple he said, and they did
And God created Nerds. "Go forth and multiply" he said, and they did.
And God looked upon the universe and said, "Too many liberals".
And God looked upon the universe and said, Hey, Not Bad.
And God made two great lights. - Genesis 1:16
And God said "LET THERE BE CATS!" ..... And was ignored.
And God said "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
And God said "Let there be Spam(tm)!"  And the spam was good.
And God said "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
And God said "There's no other store like David Jones"
And God said #()@*%&B#( and there was light.
And God said ATDT14043457324 And there was a Connection!
And God said E = /mv2 - Ze2/r . . . and there was light!
And God said Let there be cats! and He was promptly ignored.
And God said Let there be wheat, and Saskatchewan was born..
And God said let there be light, and the light causeth cancer.
And God said let there be light: and there was light. (Gen 1:3)
And God said to man, "Engage."
And God said, "Do you want fries with that?"
And God said, "E = .5mv^2 - Ze^2/r" ...and there *was* light!
And God said, "E=2mv2+2P/r" and there was popcorn!
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
And God said, "I've got HOW MANY days?"
And God said, "If only I'd had OS/2, just 1 day to create Earth"
And God said, "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
And God said, "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.
And God said, "Let Einstein be"... and all was relative.
And God said, "Let Heisenberg be"... and all was uncertain.
And God said, "Let Ohm be"... and all resisted thereafter.
And God said, "Let Planck be"... and all was quantified.
And God said, "Let there be 16.8k baud..."
And God said, "Let there be Rule 8."  And there was Rule 8.
And God said, "Let there be Windoze...and he rested on that day."
And God said, "Let there be carpal" and the keyboard was born.
And God said, "Let there be carpal."  And CyberSpace was born.
And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
And God said, "Let there be cats" and he was promptly ignored.
And God said, "Let there be echomail."  On the seventh day he read it.
And God said, "Let there be idiots."  And Howard Stern was born.
And God said, "Let there be liberals and idiots"...
And God said, "Let there be light!   No!  A BUD Light!
And God said, "Let there be light!" And Adam and Eve were blinded.
And God said, "Let there be light", and there was FPL.
And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick."
And God said, "Let there be tagline theft."  And the words vanished...
And God said, "NO NO, DON'T TOUCH THA..."      >Big Bang<
And God said, "NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!... <Big Bang>
And God said, Do you want fries with that?
And God said, E = mv - Ze/r ...and there was light!
And God said, I'll buy a vowel.
And God said, Let Planck be... and all was quantified.
And God said, Let there be 14.4k baud...
And God said, Let there be FIDO policy 4, and it was so.
And God said, Let there be Rule 8.  And there was Rule 8.
And God said, Let there be Tagline theft. And the words vanished..
And God said, Let there be cats and he was promptly ignored.
And God said, Let there be echomail.  On the seventh day he read it.
And God said, Let there be light! And Adam and Eve were blinded.
And God said, Let there be light, and there was FPL.
And God said, Let there be light, but make it quick.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God said, Let us make man in our image. - Genesis 1:26
And God said, NO NO, DON'T TOUCH THA... <Big Bang>
And God said...Let there be light. Zap...Look Adam, An APPLE!
And God said:  E = /mv2 - Ze2/r  and there *WAS* light!
And God said:  Let there be idiots. Then Rush Limbaugh was born.
And God said:  NO NO, DON'T TOUCH THA... 
And God said: "I'll buy a vowel."
And God said: "Let there be DOOM!"
And God said: 'E = +mv} - Ze}/r', and there was light!
And God said: E = +mv} - Ze}/r ...and there *WAS* light!
And God said: E = 2mv2 - Ze2/r, and there was light!
And God said: E = XmvX - ZeX/r, and there was light!
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light!
And God said: E=2mv2 - Ze2/r, and there was light!
And God said: F = 2ST2 - Ze2/CHOCOLATE, and there was Zorch!
And God said:Let they're be light. No, no, no, Bud Light!
And God saw that it was good. - Genesis 1:10
And God smote Egypt with a plague of zucchini
And God told me, as I prayed, that He didn't want filthy worldly money.
And God wrought special miracles by the hands of Paul. (Acts 19:11)
And Godzilla gets a full point for throwing Barney into Tokyo Harbor!
And Gregg De Winter strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
And Hafnium plus holmium is one-point-five, I think.
And He rested on the seventh day from all his work. - Genesis 2:2
And Hillary said to Bill, "I said safe sax, safe sax!"
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And I ain't too old to hurry, 'cause I ain't to young to die...
And I ain't too old to hurry, `cause I ain't too young to die...
And I always thought Bonapetite was a small..
And I am C-#TN#, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-3All, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Jack, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Janet-PO, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Jim, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Joel, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Kieran, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Orville, human cyborg relations.
And I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
And I am not even IN the valley most of the time.
And I am unanimous in this!
And I can still crawl, and I'm Not Dead Yet...
And I can't stop 'cause it drives them crazy
And I feel this empty place inside, so afraid that I've lost my faith.
And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness..
And I go at sleepy time...
And I have no fear of killing you - Data to Worf
And I laugh at myself, as the tears roll down. - Collective Soul
And I let the bullet fly.   P. Gabriel
And I might be leaving too. :(
And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger.
And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger. - Qyr
And I ran with it.
And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott...
And I replied...
And I said, Uh-oh this is gonna be some day
And I save the really good drugs for posts from Gay-boy and Snip!
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God...
And I scream from the top of my lungs, what's going on?
And I sharpened my wits on a dead man's skull
And I suppose the crazed mob on the front lawn isn't rational either?
And I suppose you step out of the shower to take a piss?
And I suppose you take disposable lighters in for repair?
And I sure am enjoying this so-called 'Iced Cream'. - Monty Burns
And I swear, every word is true!
And I take a left-handed view of life, I've got to.
And I think that you're wild; when you flash that fragile smile...
And I though this was going to be simple....
And I thought *I* had problems!
And I thought *I* had strange problems!
And I thought *I* was pessimistic.- Ivanova
And I thought I was confused when *I* didn't know what was going on
And I thought I was confused when I =didn't= know what was going on...
And I thought I wasn't going to like him.  -Odo to Quark.
And I thought I'd gone off my rocker... I'm confused?
And I thought a "dining fly" was a place for HUMANS to eat!
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving from NY to LA in 2 days.
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through New Orleans...
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through QLD
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Texas.
And I thought a dipthong was something an idiot wore on their feet.
And I thought a hard drive was driving through Georgia.
And I thought a hard drive was driving through Kansas.
And I thought computers where supposed to make our lives easier!
And I thought liberals SUPPORTED free speech?!?
And I thought phrenology with a ball peen hammer was a dying art.
And I thought sheep were good at typesetting.
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
And I thought the Inter Net was for catching software bugs.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! -- Han Solo
And I thought this place was spooky at night.- Don Schanke
And I thought this was going to be simple....
And I was about to write you a reality check!
And I was happy in the bakery.
And I will love him and pet him and stroke him and squeeze him..
And I will take you on a trip far across the sea...
And I wonder if I'm past the point of rescue.
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
And I would marry Johnny but me father up and said.
And I would marry William but me father up and said.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose.
And I'll insist that you all spank me - Joel as Sinbad
And I'll never forget Mark, what's-his-name.
And I'll never forget Nicole, what's-his-name.
And I'll never forget Orville, what's-his-name.
And I'll probably do it again and again and again
And I'll try not to sing out of key...
And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil. -- Wakko
And I'm Miss Sterious. - Dot
And I'm a fan of complete sentences! - The Tick
And I'm glad I'm in such great company here!
And I'm looking for the joke with a microscope...
And I'm sure Michael would love to toot your horn.
And I've been searching for something taken out of my soul...
And I've even checked my dip switches! - Crow
And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
And I've got some nice Arizona ocean-front lots for sale.
And IXNAY on the wishing for more wishes! - Genie [Aladdin]
And IXNAY on the wishing for more wishes! - Genie of the Lamp
And If she says come inside, I'll come inside for her. -- NIN
And Jesus sayeth unto Stimpy"Steempy you eediot!" For lo Christ is Ren
And Jim Murdoch, why you dressed up like Batman?
And John Hancock right after that!!!
And Just Remember There Is No Job Like A Blow Job
And Lao-tse said: Those who know don't tell; those who tell don't know
And Lo, the DM's Avatar did decend and Whup all the players.
And Losira appeared and said, I am for you, @N@.
And Losira appeared and said, I am for you, Orville Bullitt.
And MY spell checker nearly blew up too.
And Madonna thinks *she's* innovative...
And Man said, "Let there be God," and there was God!
And Man said:  Let there be God, and there was God!
And Man said: 'Let there be God,' and there was God!
And Muller beats Riendeau like a rented mule.
And Myra strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
And Nigel has run himself over!
And Now for something Really Amazing! - Bullwinkle
And Now it's time for the 'Lightning Round'...  Lum, you start.
And Now she's boasting about TV Commercials! The Woman has no shame!
And Now! The three Wise Men sing...Losing my religion....
And Odelein beats Iafrate like a rental car!
And Odelein crunches Iafrate into the glass!
And Orville Bullitt strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And Orville Bullitt, do you take this woman to be your@%*&!%?NO MARRIER
And Orville beats Barry like a rented mule!
And Orville's body disappeared... for 17 years...
And Our product is SQL ready, Borland International.
And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun.
And Professor Hurts is NOT into lectures - Crow
And Remember - Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay!
And Remember TUMS Spelled Backwards Is SMUT.
And Remember What The Motorcycle Dude Says, Keep The Polished Side Up.
And Remember- Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay!
And Robin shall restore amends.  >VROOM!<   Holy Bat-Mobile, Batman!
And Rubber Nipples For Everyone! - Old Man.
And SHUT UP. - Tim
And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high...
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing - Joel
And Satan said to God,  "But where will *YOU* get a lawyer?"
And Satan said to God, "But where will YOU find a lawyer?
And Satan said to God, "But where will YOU get a lawyer?"
And Satan said to God, Yes, but where will YOU find a lawyer?
And Satan said to God,"But where will YOU get a lawyer?"
And Satan said to God,"Yes, but where will YOU find a lawyer?"
And Shut Up!: Sid Downe*
And Sisko...well, we all love Sisko.
And THEN die in the vacuum of space.
And THIS is your brain on drugs with a side order of toast and coffee.
And THIS is your computer on drugs.
And THIS is your computer on drugs...
And THIS time, damn it, make sure it STAYS fixed!
And THIS, Wesley, is an airlock. Take a good, long look...
And THIS, Wesley, is an airlock...
And That alone is.
And The Fish Just Go Ape For It - Ren.
And Tim Forty strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And Tim strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And Trident cut up Scott with his Spinning Trident...
And Un Due Tre cat sank.
And Uncle jerome said,"So shut up already."
And Vir, don't give away the home world. --Londo.
And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
And WHO is going to clean all this up?
And YOU, David, are not young if YOU remember half this stuff!
And YOU, Orville, are not young if YOU remember half this stuff!
And a Courier v.24 38 Kbaud modem - Crow
And a UNIX user said, rm -r* and all was null and void...
And a beer never has a headache.
And a clean pair of shorts. - Ace Ventura
And a double dumb-ass on you!
And a double dumb-ass on you! -- Kirk
And a few tags to be friendly:
And a generic Commodore tag:
And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose
And a great whirling and bashing of keys arose.
And a little child shall lead them.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
And a reminder: Don't do drugs! Just say no to caffeine!
And a sensible meal & you can munch! -Crow's square dance
And a time to every purpose under heaven. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
And a very good job I did of it, too. <WINK> -Data
And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp again.'
And absolutely correct, too.
And after all we're only ordinary men..
And after school he sold the most amazing pictures.....
And after the November election, I'll have to change
And after the spanking, the oral sex! -- Dingo
And after the spanking, the oral sex. Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
And again the game's turned round on it's head.
And all I can do is keep on telling you...GO HABS GO!
And all I can do is keep on telling you...I want you.
And all I wanted was a free lunch.
And all of the signs were right there on your face
And all the BORG left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 <tm>.
And all the Borg left was a copy of Windows '95.
And all the Borg left was this Amiga
And all the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And all the Borg left was this Apple III.
And all the Borg left was this CGA monitor!
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
And all the Borg left was this Tagline.
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT.
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows.
And all the Borg left was this damn Tandy
And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh...
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone
And all the Borg left was this darn Tandy ...
And all the Borg left was this darned 8-bit Nintendo...
And all the Borg left was this pocket calculator...
And all the Invid left was this copy of OS/2...
And all the Invid left was this copy of System 7...
And all the Invid left was this copy of Windows...
And all the Invid left was this darn Macintosh...
And all the Invid left was this darn PC Clone...
And all the children are above average in our system.
And all the children are above average in our system. - OBE advocate
And all the drop-scenes drop at once / Upon a hundred thousand stages.
And all the fundies parade to their God.
And all the joy .. within you dies ..
And all the kids at school were wishing they were me that night.
And all these wonders were destroyed to create Lucifer?
And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco.. - Mr. Burns
And all this week, detonators are included!
And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be
And all your money won't another minute buy!
And allow me to continue to reiterate...
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium.
And also on the unjust fellah:/ -Charles, Baron Bowen
And also, a licence for my pet bee, Eric.
And amazing powers of observation.
And another liberal bites the dust.
And another message from the young upstart.
And another self-styled moderator arises.  Gag..!
And any fool knows a dog needs a home, a shelter from pigs on the wing
And are you sexually active ?  No, I just lay there..
And are you so smug as to think YOU'RE going to Heaven?
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium.
And as a consequence, he will die... laughing.
And as a consequence, he will die...laughing.
And as we wind on down the road....
And as you pointed out, every one is different.
And ask youself  Just how did he get three taglines?
And at last I fall before the Fountain of Lamneth....
And at sunrise... They buried the dead (and wounded) at the Drive-in.
And at the window out she putte hir hole,
And back then we had to chisel recipes into the walls of the cave.
And bad editing in their wake - Crow
And bammmm!, Just when you think you know who you are, you are wrong!
And be renewed in the spirit of your mind; (EPH 4:23)
And before I got to third grade, I could retire. * Calvin
And before him loomed, a rabbit's foot
And behind door #3 is Windows NT!  Awwwww.  Better luck next time.
And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died!
And besides, the proper signatures are not affixed thereto,
And besides, your pulse cannons ruined my bunny slippers.
And best of all... no worries! - Timone
And best regards to Captain Dunsel -- Commodore Wesley
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium.
And both Biddles were in the Yiddish theater - Crow
And boys here's your new roommate - Wilbur J. Cobb.
And brother, do they have a lot of will! -- McCoy
And by the way, Jean-Luc.  Captain Picard day? -- Blackwell
And by the way, Professor: Welcome to the 24th Century. * Picard
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
And conceals what your eyes fight to explain--Jim Morrison
And cover the nipples! - Mike
And crawling on the planet's face, some insect called the human race.
And creepy Triple A is there - Mike on stalker
And cute little baby dolphins DIE... Cool!
And darkness was upon the face of the deep. - Genesis 1:2
And dat bay is not green, Tom discovered.
And do you have a source for that one?
And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
And don't ever start a sentence with a conjunction.
And don't forget the joker.
And don't forget to STAY DEMENTED!
And don't forget:  August 1st at 1:00 p.m.
And don't get the phone all sweaty! - Col. Potter to Maj. Burns
And don't give me that innocent look either..
And don't send money.  It surely isn't needed.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction!
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
And don't talk to the audience!
And don't you eat that yellow snow.......
And don't you take that tone with me, young man!
And drink the milk of paradise -RUSH Xanadu
And duzn't start some sentence wid some conjuncshun.
And each step he takes is one half of a lifetime:
And each time we stop, we fall. --Jim Morrison
And enterprises of great pith and moment
And even when I'm right with you I'm so far away - NIN
And evening full of the linnet's wings
And every cloud has a silver lining. - Methos
And everybody died. Boo hoo hoo.
And everyone around us appears skewed
And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by.
And fear not to unfold your dark visions of torment.
And fell in a barrel of sssssssshaving cream...
And felt the chill on your window sill as the Green Man comes around.
And fight his first battle but something went wrong - Hendrix
And first prize goes to the man behind the reactor holding the bomb.
And flavors...Cheese T*ts, Corn T*ts, Tater T*ts... - G. Carlin
And for dessert, may I suggest.something sinful!?
And for god's sake, turn that radio UP!...
And for my next performance, a DOS application that LOOKS like Windows
And for my next performance, a DOS application that LOOKS like Windows!
And for those really TOUGH jobs, try "Shaman in a Drum."
And for your listening pleasure -- oldies but goodies on music.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And from a movie called "The Iron Circle" (or "The Silent Flute)
And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate? - Troi
And furthermore..... No Carrier.
And futhermore...      NO CARRIER
And garnished with lark's vomit.
And garnished with lark's vomit...
And get the machine that goes 'Ping'!
And given a choice between the two, I'll take the sea-sick crocodile!
And giving someone back the taglines you took from them  :>
And god said "Let there be crap" and an AMIGA appeared
And god said, "I meant a Bud Light!!!"
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium.
And got high in the palace - Mike
And hair color so natural, only your undertaker will know for sure!
And half-dollars roll under a locked door that you have no key for!
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
And have buttered scones for tea.
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
And he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
And he just goes nuts when he sees fingerpoken and messenwiten.
And he just keeps going and going and going and going and ...
And he kicked the polar bear in the ice hole.
And he saith unto them, 'No! No! Bad Dogs!'"
And he spoke to them, propounding to them themes of music.
And he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
And he talks to the river of lost love and dedication -Floyd
And he that has no sword, let him sell his cloak & buy one - Luke 22:36
And he that will this health deny down among the dead men lie. (Dyer)
And he was like a man on a mission, single-minded and determined ...
And he wrestles with emotions that defeat him.
And he'll come creepsy and tricksy and catch us! - Gollum
And he's so good for relieving my tension!
And here I go again.....
And here I slave over a hot tommygun all day! - Janier
And here I stand, with this sword in my hand.
And here I thought Dorothy killed the wicked witch.
And here I thought this conference would be boring
And here Lt. Yar demonstrates Data entry.
And here in return are my video game tags...
And here is the final score:  Pigs 9 - British Bipeds 4.
And here we are waving Brenda and Eddie goodbye....
And here's a few Python tags I started keying in the other day..
And here's a few back you may already have....
And here's a few taglines to get you started...
And here's another clue for you all:  The walrus was Paul
And here's me with Elvis and the aliens at the trailer...
And his dog SPOT.
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged...
And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off..
And his number is six hundred, threescore, and six.
And his smile took my heart away.
And hogtie your tongue! - Tom
And hold the shift key down, press the arrow keys.
And how 'bout you Fauna, ya wanna?
And how can this be?  For he *IS* the Kumquat Haagendaz!
And how can this be?  For he IS the Kumquat Haagen
And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
And how is 'education' supposed to make me smarter? - Homer Simpson
And how long have you had this lifelong ambition?
And how may I please you?
And how much did YOU have to drink???!!!!!!
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium.
And if I can't have everything, well then just give me a taste.
And if I can't reach orbit then I'll never reach the stars!
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if I could just reach you, maybe I could leave this place - NIN
And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom.
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done..
And if I perish, I perish. - Esther 4:16
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And if all else fails Put another megavolt INTO SYSOP!
And if all else fails Put another megavolt through it
And if all else fails...  Put another megavolt through it
And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you. - Adrian Paul
And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you. - Duncan MacLeod
And if children,then heirs;heirs of God,and joint-heirs with Christ.(Rom
And if he signs me then I'll be a law!
And if i can't have everything, well then just give me a taste -- NIN
And if one bad cluster should accidentally fail...
And if pigs had wings, they'd look pretty darned silly.
And if so, why not?
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
And if the music stops, There's only the sound of the rain - RUSH
And if the spotted owl can't adapt to the presence of humans--SCREW IT!
And if the spotted owl can't adapt to the presence of humans.
And if there's one thing I know, it's that Quark is hard to ignore.
And if we can never see the sun, there's still light with you
And if you believe that I have some swamp land I'll sell you!
And if you believe that, you'll believe ANYTHING.
And if you chance to meet a dinkum Ozzie...
And if you say "No", I shall be forced to shoot you.
And if you see that mangy curr Zultan, drag him along.
And if you think you can limit my taglines to 70 characters you can ki
And if you're lonely in your nightmare, let me in. Duran Duran
And in a strange turn of events the cat was electrocuted.
And in a strange turn of events, the Cat became King
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted
And in the darkness bind them - Mike
And in the end it's only round and round and round..
And in the meantime shut up and let's get on with this parade.
And in the meantime, how about some toast?
And in the mists there she rides.
And in the news.... check out the next message.
And in the news: Check out the next message.
And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph.
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter... -K. Gibran
And in the way of truth rejoice, and sing for joy aloud.
And in this cartoony / We're invading your PC...
And introducing Anatomically Correct LOG!
And introducing Gunter Gable Williams! -- Joel Robinson
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium.
And is her power all in her club sandwich?
And it all turned out the same...
And it don't matter if you put a coupla extra syllables into a line.
And it even makes its own gravy.
And it harm none, use it as a Tagline!
And it hasn't even had even had time to scab over! - Tom Servo
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind... - Pumba
And it is *Worf*, madame, not `*Woof*'! -- Worf
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Tagline King!
And it took an entire forest to build the Missouri...
And it was a nation of lawyers, not of men.
And it was written in fiery pixels "UNLIMITED ACCESS FOR ALL!"
And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'. * Worf
And it's always being now  Can you feel the Silence?
And it's been here, silent all these years.
And it's fun, too! - Frank on voodoo
And it's good to be strange!
And it's keen! Living in Deep 13! - Mads sing
And it's only ones and zeros.
And it's readily apparent that...
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around.
And it's, like, totally kewl, like...'kay?
And just *WHAT* were those mistakes my parents made?
And just What are you planning to DO with that Ferret?!?
And just exactly who said truth was popular? -- Dr MindBender
And just for a change Kira gave _me_ a massage to relieve the tension.
And just for a second I thought I saw this--Winters.
And just how DOES a paperweight work?
And just one more thing...
And just what are you planning to *do* with that ferret?
And just what the bloody nass is going on here? --Shvaugn.
And justice for all.  Which part of "all" don't you understand?
And keep your @+#! dirty words the %!$ outta here!!
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium.
And last, but not least, is the TAGLINES echo on the Fidonet backbone
And lead us not into tempation - we'll find it ourselves...
And lead us not into temptation - we'll find it ourselves...
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium.
And learn of many things so the mind and body couple!
And let you gobble me up?  I don't think so. -- Odo
And let's hear a drum roll for a fine fellow, Orville!
And let's just see what your girlfriend has to say about THAT, hmmm?
And let's see ... what to post in return ... `SEX' Taglines?
And let's see if we can find any Red Dwarf taglines around here......
And like a good neighbor, Gamera is there.
And little lambs eat ivy.
And look! There's a dog driving a bus! - Chief Wiggum
And lose a few, said Tom winsomely. -Edward J O'Brien
And lovers war with arrows over secrets they can tell.
And make them spend it on life.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium.
And mankind shall migrate, tongues be unlike.
And many MILES to go before I sleep.
And many false prophets shall arise and deceive many. - Matt. 24:11
And may all your troubles come out in the wash - Dr. F
And may your New Year be on time and under budget.
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two.
And me standing in the open desert with a leaking stillsuit...
And me, I look =SPECTACULAR= in =purple=! --Londo.
And mingle with the MSTies - Tom
And monkeys might fly out of my butt
And more:
And my android gently weeps - Crow as alien girl cries
And my heart is sick of being in chains.
And my personal favourite:
And never ever fear.  Fear is for the enemy.  Fear and bullets.
And never start a sentence with a conjunction!
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
And never, ever, deal with a Dragon.
And never, never try to milk a bull!
And new civilizations.  To boldly split infinitives!
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium.
And night after night we pretend it's all right. - Pink Floyd
And nighty-night Wakko's underwear! -- Yakko Warner
And no matter how we try...none of us die forever. --Jean.
And nobody cares till somebody famous dies...
And nothing can ever be the same.
And nothing is very much fun, anymore. - Pink Floyd
And now - Only $19.95 - Orville Bullitt-in-a-can!
And now - some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And now ...... The Larch.
And now I give you 'The Eternal Struggle.' --Bart Simpson.
And now I have to strangle Frank-- Dr. Forrester
And now I spill myself another drink...
And now I'm supposed to think of a brilliant tagline!
And now I've got one more to go.  Sigh...
And now Orville blushes.
And now Robert Lippert pretends to be John Ford - Crow
And now The Larch!
And now a 'Concerto for Viol', by David Proper.
And now a `Concerto for Viol', by Orville Bullitt.
And now a few words from Lyle about the Remington 1100
And now a few words from our modem: NO CARRIER
And now a word for dog lovers.  Kinky.
And now a word from Tonya about the Popeal tire iron.
And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!"
And now a word from our modem+++  ATH0  NO CARRIER
And now a word from our sponser.
And now a word from our sponsor.
And now a word from our sponsor...   BUY!
And now a word from the NUL device
And now a word from the NULL device.
And now back to Bluewave.
And now back to our regularly scheduled insanity
And now back to our regularly scheduled on-topicness...:)
And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator!
And now back to our scheduled programming, Ms. Moderator!
And now for Trills, spills, and excitement with symbiont races!
And now for a bowl full of salad...uh, a soulful ballad. -B. Hill
And now for a brief musical interlude.
And now for a subliminal report.                              Thank you.
And now for another...Useless Fact.
And now for my address: King Yakko, Care ofthe Castle, Anvilania 90210
And now for some feedback:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And now for some feedback:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And now for some inteligent thought.
And now for some intelligent though (?)
And now for some regular thoughts
And now for something REALLY important!
And now for something completely ... off-topic
And now for something completely different!
And now for something completely different! - Monty Python
And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different:  A man with three buttocks.
And now for something completely else.
And now for something completely else...
And now for something completely ridiculous...
And now for something completely the same...
And now for something completly different... It's...
And now for something liberal an completely ridiculous...
And now for something liberal and completely ridiculous...
And now for something ruder...
And now for something very much the same...
And now for ten seconds of sex...                  You can stop now.
And now for ten seconds of sex........ Alright, you can stop now.
And now for the moment no one has been waiting for... - Hawkeye
And now for the moment you've all been waiting for...and there it goes
And now for the moment you've all been waiting for...there it goes...
And now for the new Faux Software Mail Reader
And now for this week's request death.
And now for this week's request death...
And now for this week's requested death.
And now for your listening pleasure, Worf will sing Klingon Opera...
And now from the world of novel writing...
And now here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue.
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
And now here's something we hope you'll really like. - Rocky
And now it's time again for -- Name That Tag! - Dodger
And now it's time for a timber update.
And now its time for the penguin on top of your TV to explode
And now my lords and ladiesYour lupins, please.
And now some intelligent conversation:
And now the adventure begins.
And now the final score:  Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
And now the fun begins.
And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode. -MP
And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries.
And now we pause for echo identification.  Yep, this is it allright.
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
And now we return you to your regular conference
And now we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now we will discuss the location of the Stanley Cup.
And now you can hear the mating call of the ruby-throated V.34 modem..
And now you know how to get more than one tag line!
And now, #TN#, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, ... back to our regularly scheduled BLUEWAVE echo! |-)
And now, 55 minutes of uninterrupted commercials...
And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Stanley Cup.
And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, Bob, the fun begins.
And now, Bullitt, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick Al Gore!
And now, Count Taxula and his sidekick, Algore!
And now, Crime-stoppers, let's repeat the "Crime-stopper's Oath"...
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner. - Animaniacs
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner...
And now, I would like to conclude this arrest with an hymn.
And now, I would like to conclude this arrest, with an hymn.
And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend.
And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Popeil Pocket Friend.
And now, More music and Les Nessman
And now, More music and Les Nessman, on WKRP in Cincinnati!
And now, OS/2 for Win...waitaminnit...
And now, Orville, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, Paolera, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, Radio Four will explode.
And now, Slim Whitman with 'BIOS Con Dios, My Darling'
And now, a batch of stolen goodies, so I don't get moderated! <G
And now, a brief musical interlude  
And now, a brief musical interlude.
And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?"
And now, a few words from our modem:+++ATH  NO CARRIER
And now, a man with a radio up his brother's nose.
And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
And now, a man with three buttocks.
And now, a subliminal report...................Thank you!
And now, a tagline for all ST-TNG fans with cats
And now, a word from Wall Street:  "HELP!"
And now, a word from our sponsor.
And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs. - Yakko
And now, back t' our irregular programmin'...
And now, back to our irregular programming..
And now, back to our irregular programming...
And now, back to our regularly scheduled BLUE WAVE conference.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled topic...
And now, back to the Bozo Show!!
And now, back to your regularly scheduled topic.
And now, for everyone who paid to bring you this message,
And now, for my next number...
And now, for something completely different
And now, for something completely different.
And now, from the people who brought you EDLIN...Windows!
And now, here are some more Things Not To Do With Your MailPacket.
And now, here's Locutus of Borg, singing Assimilatable You.
And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!
And now, it's time for Ask Dr. Stupid, with your host, Dr. Stupid!
And now, let the fun begin.
And now, let the hockey game begin.
And now, on with the show!
And now, please welcome my assistant Pinky! -- The Brain
And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky! - Brain
And now, some Presidential words of wisdom:
And now, some words of wisdom:
And now, some words of wisdom: A wholesome mind is wasted potential
And now, some words of wisdom: Darn no good taglines to steal!
And now, some words of wisdom: Doubt grows with knowledge
And now, the adventure begins ...
And now, the current score...  Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2!
And now, the current score... Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
And now, the end is near "Elvis"
And now, the end is near...  "Elvis"
And now, the head honcho of CBS Television, David Letterman!
And now, the latest score from Redmond:  DOS 7, Windows 95, Users 0.
And now, the meaning of life is #4^%(& NO CARRIER
And now, the meaning of life is bes#4^%(& NO CARRIER
And now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode.
And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled
And now, young Bullitt. You will die.
And now, young Skywalker, you will die. - Emperor Palpatine
And now, young Skywalker, you will die. --Emperor.
And now... Number one...The larch...
And now... The Larch!
And now... The Larch.
And now... Wheel of Organs!  "I'd like to buy a bowel, please."
And now.....for something completely different.....
And nowThe Larch!
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!
And of course, Variety is the Spice of Life!
And on that day satan will be scating to hell. --Rimmer.
And on that day, Lister, Satan will be skating to work. --Rimmer.
And on that farm he had a dead cat, with a here and a there.
And on the 26th Day God said: "Let the world suffer from Vhujunka!"
And on the 8th Day God said, Murphy, you're in charge.
And on the 8th Day God said: "OK Murphy, you're in charge."
And on the 8th day God finished installing OS/2 2.0.
And on the 8th day God finished installing Windows.
And on the 8th day God finished installing Windoze 2.0.
And on the 8th day God said "Murphy, you're in charge"
And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."
And on the 8th day God said, "Ok, Murphy, take over...."
And on the 8th day God said, "Ok, Murphy, you're in charge ...."
And on the 8th day God said, "Ok, Murphy, you're in charge!"
And on the 8th day God said, OK Murphy, you take over.
And on the 8th day God said, Ok, Murphy, you're in charge...
And on the 8th day God said: "OK Murphy, you take over."
And on the 8th day God woke up and said "Whew! It was just a dream!"
And on the 8th day Man, unable to cope, discovered drugs.
And on the 8th day Orville looked into a mirror, and saw God
And on the 8th day he looked into a mirror, and saw God
And on the 8th day, God created cats.
And on the 8th day, God created echo mail.
And on the 8th day, God created taglines.
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
And on the 8th day, God switched to TAG-X!
And on the 8th day, unable to cope, man discovered drugs.
And on the 9th day, God switched to Blue Wave v2.12!!!
And on the Eighth Day The Lord put Murphy in charge.
And on the Eighth day God looked around and said, "Never mind."
And on the Seventh Post, DeJohn threasted.
And on the eighth day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you take over."
And on the eighth day Man created God.
And on the eighth day we bulldozed it.
And on the eighth day, God created taglines.
And on the eighth day, God said "OK Murphy, you take over
And on the eighth day, He exited from append mode.....
And on the eighth day, Man created God.
And on the highway a fire starts, diesel engines & broken hearts...
And on the other hand... there was a glove.
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And on the seventh day, God said, "It's Miller time!"
And on the seventh day, God said: ENGAGE!
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
And once again, Odo wins the Twister championship
And once again, Odo wins the stations Twister championship!
And once again, Odo's team wins at Charades!
And one is just supposed to sit here? - Worf
And one last thanks to all that I've stolen from.
And one ring to moderat... err... rule them all.
And one ring to moderat... err... rule them all...
And one ring to rule ... err ... moderate them all!
And only my white -winged craft and I know the marvels we have seen
And only yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well...
And our hands shall meet in another dream...
And patience, experience; and experience, hope: (ROM 5:4)
And people wonder why messages never get read.
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium.
And please don't call me Shirly.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space...
And praying for rain
And pulling back on the stick makes the cows smaller.
And pulling the stick makes the cows smaller.
And quite honestly, we are going to tell you what we put in our sausage.
And remember - "Oprah" spelled backwards is "Harpo."
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do at school!!
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!
And remember to always leave your 'area' at home - Crow
And remember, Abraham Lincon used trains regularly!
And remember, Brendan, false modesty is better than no modesty!
And remember, Chris, false modesty is better than no modesty!
And remember, I am not a doctor so don't try this at the hospital!
And remember, Orville, false modesty is better than no modesty!
And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay. -- Yakko, Animaniacs
And remember, boys and girls: "You kill it, you eat it."
And remember, ducks don't drink carrot juice.
And remember, if you can't beat it...maybe she will!
And remember, it's Pillage first, then Burn!
And remember, it's technique, not size, that counts!
And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
And remember, the force (of gravity) will allways be with you...
And remember... it's our little secret. - Scar
And remember... racecar spelt backwards is racecar.
And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
And remember: its not mean cuz he's just a pinata - Crow
And remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
And sharpen those planes! - Tom as commander
And she said, "Give it to me."
And she shall drain for ever and ever....
And she smiled quietly to 'erself.
And she was wearing this sexy freudian slip....
And she's so good for relieving my ... tension!
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And silent replies that swirl invitation- Pink Floyd
And silver shadows flick across the closing bistro.
And sit back with a good book...Dr. Seuss ought to do it. <G>
And sit up straight! - Mrs. Flamiel (Animaniacs)
And smale foweles maken melodye that slepen al the nyght with open eye.
And so God said, "E=/mv2+2P/r" and there was Earl Grey tea!
And so I thought to myself but who else can you think to?
And so I told the IRS agent is was none of hisbusiness!
And so ZZ Top was born - Tom on guys with beards
And so it begins. You have forgotten something. - Kosh. (Babylon 5)
And so it ends?
And so it goes!
And so it goes...
And so the tagline thief emerges to take hold of that he covets most.
And so they decided to eat the children - Crow
And so to bed.
And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
And so with a bounce and a flounce, the bumptious bunny is airborne.
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And so, here we are, victims of mathematics. - Londo Mollari
And so, it seend that fortune had smiled on Brad & Janet.
And so, the search for the perfect tagline continues ...
And so, with vorpal sword in hand
And so... it begins.
And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at all.
And sometimes the bear eats you.
And sometimes they become suicide bombers.
And starring Yvonne Craig as Batgirl.
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Charles-O.!
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: David!
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Orville!
And still more:
And still this ceaseless murmuring- Pink Floyd
And strap your hands across my engine - Gypsy
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium.
And suddenly, "Duck if you see 'em coming!" has a whole new meaning!
And super heroes come to feast, to taste the flesh not yet deceased.
And sweet dreams can start to fade real fast.
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium.
And tell Cosette I love her & I'll see her when I wake.-Fantine, Les Mis
And thank you for the child taglines.
And that clueless people will stop posting personals to ASB.
And that frog has very bad breath too.
And that is how I know
And that is the key to almost every thing in life.
And that's Worf Madam, not Woof! -- Worf
And that's a wrap!
And that's a wrap! - Buster Bunny
And that's all you need to know, so be there!!! - Crow
And that's just the way you are.
And that's the truth - allowing for percentage error.
And that's the truth. Ppppfft!
And that's the world in a nutshell - an appropriate receptacle.
And that's why 'The Plague' is my favorite book - Crow
And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-
And the "taglines" 'll getcha if ya don't watch out. - James Whitcomb
And the Adam said, "What's a headache?"
And the Beast does his little dance
And the Body Electric flashes on the bathroom wall
And the Boy Wonder will save us! - Dot
And the Cartoon menace was no more....
And the Devil said to God, "But where will *you* find a lawyer?"
And the Dollar is holding steady at 100 cents
And the God Ditka decreed Polish Sausage and Beer for all, every day.
And the Hindus hate the Moslems, and everybody hates the Jews.
And the Lamb lies down on Broadway.
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground.
And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden.
And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer.
And the Lord did say, "LET THERE BE CATS!" ...and was ignored at once.
And the Lord said, "Let there be light!  No!  A BUD light!"
And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not leave hairs unsplit."
And the Lord set a mark upon Cain. - Genesis 4:15
And the MTV movie award for best picture goes to...The Lion King!
And the Moon says...come child, and dance with Me.
And the Oscar for best picture goes to...The Lion King!
And the Other People:   by Allan Sundry
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
And the Prince and Princess lived happily... well, for eleven days..
And the Prince and Princess lived happily...well for eleven days..
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
And the Really Rottens are in the lead...
And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And the Universe will explode later for your pleasure.
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars #TN# to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @FN to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @FN@ to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Myra I Fox to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Myra to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Orville Bullitt to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Orville to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Tim Baer to a crisp!
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars Tim to a crisp!
And the anullment! - Crow
And the appropriately named, "Sir Not Appearing In This Picture".
And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
And the bit goes on...
And the black jack is called face up on the last card.
And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on...
And the bug-eyed monster? - Arthur Is green, yes. - Ford
And the celery stalked out of the kitchen ...
And the dancer? Garibaldi I married her. --G'Kar.
And the days dwindle down to a precious few...
And the dwarves cried giant tears. --Mojo Nixon
And the earth was without form, and void. - Genesis 1:2
And the entire Gotham City council - Tom on credits
And the evening and the morning were the first day. - Gen. 1:5
And the family ate dead chickens every Sunday afternoon
And the finest one she's got:  The Great American Melting Pot!
And the forecast for today is, lightning with an occassional Dal'Rok.
And the gap, which was just under five seconds, is now just over four.
And the good news is we are about to die!  Worf
And the guys are not clowning all day - Tom sings
And the last thing I see is my heart, still beating.
And the laughter echoed off the darkened walls as I disappeared.
And the laughter echoed off the darkened walls as he disappeared ...
And the laughter echoed off the darkened walls as she disappeared.
And the lights go winding in the dawn.
And the little man took his drink in his hand... Harry Chapin
And the long night awakened and we soared on powdered wings.
And the look that he gave me was more than words can say.
And the mage draws her two handed sword.   We're in trouble.
And the man bowed down his head, and worshipped the Lord. (Gen 24:26)
And the man with the golden gun, thinks he knows so much.
And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start.-RUSH
And the men who hold high places...
And the name that sat on him was 'Death' and Hell followed. - Rev.
And the number of the counting shall be three.
And the number of the counting shall be three...
And the ones that Mother gives you don't do anything at All.
And the only absolution accepted is a legacy of brutality.
And the only thing the Borg left behind was ..... [insert own joke!]
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Fidonet!
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Windows '95.
And the only thing the Borg left behind was this lousy BBS!
And the only thing the Borg left was NT.
And the only thing the Borg left was Windows
And the only thing the Borg left was a Macintosh.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And the only thing the Borg left was this Apple III.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh
And the only thing the Borg left was this Tandy.
And the only thing the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows
And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT...
And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows.
And the only thing the Borg left was this tag line.
And the only thing the Borg left was this.
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats..
And the people said, "Sit down. You're rocking the boat."
And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'
And the quickest way around that lonesome feeling
And the rabbit said.."Not on MY ears you don't!"
And the rain was upon the earth 40 days and 40 nights. (Gen 7:12)
And the score is Love-Love - Crow
And the serpent said unto the woman, ye shall not surely die: (Gen 3:4)
And the shadows smile, dark and wild.
And the shepherd's two sons were called Baaaasil and Laaambert.
And the sign said, MILLIONS NOW LIVING WILL NEVER DIE.
And the silicon chip inside her head, got switched to "Overload"...
And the size of their mail readers.
And the solution to the Borg Menace? Give 'em Windows 3.1
And the sound of the piper counts for everything.
And the spiders inside are just praying for rain
And the tagline for today's message IS:
And the target was centered 20 feet off the floor!
And the thunder rolls...
And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.. -Rush
And the truth shall make you free, or at least reasonably priced.
And the truth shall set you free. Just pick a card, any card...
And the very whipped John Forsythe - Dr. Forrester
And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains.
And the waiter hit me right after I said "I want some beef jerky".
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride.
And the waters prevailed upon the earth 150 days. (Gen 7:24)
And the waves roll on the beach like a squadron of F-16's
And the whisky hangs around your head - Tom sings
And the wind.. cries....Mary -  Hendrix
And the winds whirl away the soul of the scribe into the happy haven.
And the wise mute said, "                  "
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls ...
And the worms ate into his brain.
And the wounded skies above say it's much much too late.
And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor!
And then Adam asked Eve,  "What's a headache?"
And then Adam asked, What's a headache?
And then Adam said to Eve,  "What's a headache?"
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
And then God said, "No, I meant a BUD light!"
And then God said, "There will be a short intermission."
And then God said, No, a BUD light!
And then God said: "Go forth and kick butt!"
And then God stepped on the cat and there was light.
And then Jack pressed the ctrl key...
And then Lancelot, Robin and I will jump out of the Rabbit.
And then after I took him out of the blender.
And then he said, "Screams?  What Screams?  Oh, those? Ignore them...
And then he threw a freaking chimney at us! - George the Ninja
And then he wacked up and down my favorite baby seal.
And then his brain caught up with his ears...
And then it goes... BOOOOOMMMM!!!
And then remove them with a pitch fork.
And then she asked if I had change for a cat.
And then she pours me a damn cup of coffee. - BJ
And then she pressed the ctrl key...
And then she pressed the ctrl key...And then the earth exploded....
And then the *big* fishy tought the little fishy, how to swim...
And then the Nun said "No, give me the banana!"
And then the earth exploded....
And then the whole fleet was swallowed by a small dog.
And then there was one.
And then there's or. O R.
And then there's reality ...
And then this big lard-butt in a red suit came down my
And then this novice asked me where the "any" key was!
And then we had Marconi's radio...
And then we went down to the river for a swim. - T. Kennedy
And then you turn the corner, as the DM chuckles
And then your husband Jym takes out the garbage.(co-moderates)-Myra Fox
And then zan Bullitt jumped in front of my disrupter pistol.....
And there WAS!!!  And it was good!!!
And there are "beta testers" but I don't know much at all about that.
And there are plenty of opportunities
And there are so many pieces, no one ever finds them all.
And there he was, reigning supreme at number two.
And there he was, reigning suprememe at number two.
And there looming before Rasta, was Bunny's foot....
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.
And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray.
And there they ate the minstrels. (yeaaaa!)
And there was much rejoicing.
And there were plagues of locusts and frogs and MS Windows.
And there were plagues of locusts, & frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS Windows.
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS Windows.
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS Windo
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS-Windows
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and SDS...
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and Windows.
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and Windows...
And there were plagues of locusts, frogs, MS-DOS, and MS-Windows.
And there were taglines, and She said, Cool!
And there you have my two cents worth...Can I have my change now?
And there's dust in my eyes that blinds my sight
And there's no place I want to be.
And there's no way to know what might have been.
And there, apprentice, is the difference between classroom and field.
And these are my coveted Silver Sow Awards. - Les Nesman
And these are my coveted Silver Sow Awards...
And these are my science fiction/Star Trek taglines:
And these other things called "reality", "business" and "profits".
And they ask me why I drink?
And they called *me* an actor! -- Reagan
And they harvested the charcoal briquets. -- Crow T. Robot
And they keep handing me these loaded guns.
And they lived happily ever after.
And they robbed his evil cow.
And they said Ronnie was an actor!
And they said it couldn't be done.
And they said kids have all the fun!
And they said unto Jesus, "How the hell did you do that?!
And they said unto Jesus, "how the *HECK* did you do that?!?"
And they said unto Jesus...."Neat!  How did you do that?"
And they saith unto Jesus, "How the Hell did you do that?
And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?"
And they say *I'm* strange! (Of course, they're right!)
And they say Blondes are dumb!
And they say kids had all the fun!!!!
And they sayeth unto Jesus, How the hell did ya do that?
And they sayeth unto Jesus:  "How in the hell did you do that?!"
And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs.
And they shall share your most precious dream. - Coda
And they shall turn their swords into taglines...
And they still go mad at this time.
And they want me to bathe - Crow as dumb muscular guy
And they went out, and preached that men should repent. (Mark 6:12)
And they'll blame it all on you! :->
And they'll know...we are Christians by our Love...
And they'll pile up the bodies, and I'll say "Hoop-la."
And they've come to take me away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho...
And third, I have an excellent disguise. --Garibaldi.
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
And this Wesley is an airlock...
And this can be the haziest this can be the laziest -Bots
And this flame that burns inside, if you get too close burn you alive
And this is Lt. Worf.  Would you like to beat the hell out of him?
And this is Marion Barry--<plop>--on drugs.
And this is a 3.5" floppy... <crack!> - Or not...
And this is his wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old Git.
And this is my other brother Darrell of Borg, and
And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.
And this is the Tagline that wouldn't dye
And this is the airlock, Orville.
And this is the machine that goes *ping*!
And this is the recipe that wouldn't dye
And this is what you do for fun.
And this is your brain over easy with a side of bacon.
And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon.
And this just in:  Fisherman arrested for being a hooker - film at 11.
And this one here is the Eight of Chris Lemon - Frank
And this still-dripping dragon's talon I won at the battle of Urshm'l.
And this, @FN@, is an airlock.
And this, Mr. Dumpty, is your brain on drugs
And this, Wesley, is an airloc- WAIT! DON'T TOU- <woosh!>
And this, Wesley, is an airlock.  Care to step in?
And those are my opinions.. Like them or not, thats what they are.
And those men in white coats?  Send more; they were delicious!
And though the nightmare may be over, some of the terrors are still intact.
And through the wire, I hear your voice...
And thus a solid friendship is born - Tom
And thus ends another liberal's nonsence message.
And thus ends another wit-filled message.
And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
And thus, synchronized swimming was invented - Mike
And time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode
And to Myra I Fox the ***** 5 Star Tagline Award
And to my Wife Lorena Bobbitt, I leave the stocks, & penal implant
And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire vast BOOT TO THE HEAD! *THUD!*
And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
And to our hairy cousins:apologies. Here, have a banana and a beer.
And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love... - Gibran
And to think I swallowed that lie hook, line and sinker! Tom gulped.
And to think I used to read mail ON-LINE!
And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask. - MegaDuck
And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask. - NegaDuck
And to think, he's the product of 3,800,000,000 years of evolution.
And to think. I was gonna have sex with you - Crow
And to think...you're product of 38,000,000,000 years of evolution.
And today will go down in history as Unknown.
And today's subliminal message is.
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
And tonight's forecast: DARK!
And tonight's power ball number is...509! - Mike
And totally crash proof!
And trouthe thee shal delivere, it is no drede.
And try not to kill anyone this time. -- Joel Robinson
And underneath a bridge of stars we dream in safety's keeping.
And up is down, and sideways is straight ahead... -Cord
And we can't even say hello to these people. * Deanna
And we get the android version of Norman Bates! - Rimmer
And we had to chisel taglines into the walls of the cave.
And we shall furnish Taglines, set out by Man's own hand.
And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!
And we will all go together when we go
And we will all go together when we go...
And we would likeahhsome SHRUBBERY!
And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away!
And we'll have fun, fun, fun...what? A moderator? Never mind.
And we'll have that thing off as well, thank you.
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park! --Tom Lehrer.
And we're out of coffee.     SCREAM !!!!
And what *is* the most popular cheese 'round hyah?
And what *is* the most popular cheese `round here?
And what I used to think was me is just a fading memory - NIN
And what I wouldn't do for a nice view along about now <sigh>.
And what about this business of death? I DON'T LIKE IT! - Binkley
And what am I bid for this vintage 1983 tagline?
And what am I bid on this vintage 1983 tagline?
And what am I? Chopped Liver??
And what are cat diapers called?  PamPurrs?
And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
And what are you going to do with that silly death ray once its built?
And what are you going to do with the death ray once its built?
And what charming underclothes you both have.
And what did you do today?   (a) Abort (r) retry (f) Fail  ?
And what do I look like--the living?
And what do we burn apart from witches...?     >*MORE* WITCHES!!!<
And what do we burn apart from witches?   *More* witches!
And what do we burn apart from witches? *More* witches!
And what do we have? A Cuisinart?
And what do you burn apart from witches?...MORE witches!  ...
And what does it mean "rm: .o: No such file or directory"?
And what else floats.....?
And what exactly do you think brass knuckles do? - Springheel Jack
And what exactly is a dream?   And what exactly is a joke? -Floyd
And what happened between Friday and Sunday...
And what have we got on this ship, a cuisanart?!
And what is an Angel, but a ghost in drag?
And what is more, I agree with everything I have just said.
And what spacio-temporal vortex are YOU from?
And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working...?
And what was Wilma's response?
And what was it last time? Didn't know what the box was? -- Nailnose
And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me? - Diet.
And what would YOU do with a Klondike bar?
And what's my boyfriend gonna think?
And what's this about lime-flavored oil rubs? - Lwaxana
And what's this talk about impaling Vlad?!?
And what's wrong with Texas? TEXANS!
And what's wrong with a little Kick-a-Poo to celebrate?
And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS!
And when I die, here is where I'll lie - Course of Empire
And when I plugged her in she just blew up.
And when exactly _will_ pigs fly?
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
And when fate summons monarchs must obey;
And when trouble is coming:  Padi says, do it right naui!
And when was your tongue last sharpened?
And when you add them, they magically become one new number.
And when you say you will pray for me, you realise you are prey for me
And when you're looking for your freedom, nobody seems to care.
And when your looking for your freedom, nobody seems to care. -Eagles
And where on earth are all those songs of Eden.
And who among you shall moderate the moderators?
And who art thou, Sir? Decked out in thy cast-iron tuxedo? -Bugs
And who can sever love from charity?<Shakespeare>
And who can sever love from taglines? Wm. Tagspeare
And who decides what is just?  Who decides what is right?
And who is that 'lad' that calls me dad all the time  :)  <grin<
And who might that be? HMMMMM??? Inquiring minds wish to know!
And who played Lady Penelope Ffogg?  My mind is... fogged.
And who the hell can he be when he's never had VD
And why *DID* cats decide to become domestic animals?
And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
And why am I in this handbasket?
And why did cats decide to become domestic animals?
And wipe that damn liberal smirk off your face.
And with full afterburners, I engage this Area in a Message Dogfight!
And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed
And with that cryptic comment, I'm off to bed.
And with you there to help me, then I probably will.
And women were called girls! - Joel on the 60s
And worlds and stars, of course
And y'all don't ferget the book burnin' party at the church Satiddy
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye freak.
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
And ye shall know the truth; the truth shall make ye freak out.
And ye shall throw money at the problem-Government.
And ye shall throw money at the problem. - Liberals 19:94
And ye shall throw tax money at the problem.-- Liberals Handbook.
And yes, it was **ALL** his fault!!!!! Everydamnthing!!!
And yes, stupidity runs rampant through modem America...
And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well- Hitchhiker's G.
And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..
And yet another attack of the 50 year old jokes...
And yet another example of manually entered taglines ...
And yet another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons.
And yet, it's not enough - Dr. Forrester
And yetSomehowLife goes on. -Calvin's dad
And you act like *I'm* the jerk! -- Dr. Forrester
And you are doing this to your own child, Mr. Woof? - Lwaxana Troi
And you are my sofa.
And you ask my why I love her
And you balance your world on the tip of your nose....
And you call yourself a history teacher. -- Dax
And you can feel a little SHPLEEEYAH! while youre standing there.
And you dance around the maypole while the vicar makes a toast.
And you don't *have* to fill the sample jar...;) - TEC
And you expect me to believe that Shanthas actually exist?
And you hate Taglines?
And you hate recipes?
And you hold the key to my life.
And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder.
And you know I love the element of surprise --U2
And you know she's gonna stay there / her nails are deep in your hair
And you know what dogs do to wheels..!
And you love me for it, don't you?
And you may enjoy the 2,500 STAR TREK Tagline files.
And you must be Bajoran Major Chalfin Andrea.
And you must be Bajoran Major Fernandez Dexter.
And you must be Bajoran Major Orville Bullitt.
And you said it was pretty here
And you set your wealth in goodly deeds agains the sins you've laid.
And you set your wealth in goodly deeds against the sins you've laid.
And you should have been more careful shaving! - Amanda
And you think I can trust them? --Sheridan. Yes. --Frost.
And you thought *YOU* were kinky  ;)
And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
And you thought I knew everything!!!
And you thought I was 'normal' ?
And you thought I was gonna put a tagline here.
And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...
And you thought life was a ripoff!
And you thought space was warped.
And you thought space was warped...
And you thought your parents were weird.
And you want to be as stupid as them? * Lore
And you you're Garou. You're a werewolf. -- Lord Albrecht
And you're a MASTER at it!
And you're so fat, your weight is measured in tonage.
And you, for one, should know better.
And you... you're Garou. You're a werewolf. -- Lord Albrecht
And your bird can sing .
And your breasts? Uh, I mean your occupation? - Tom
And your confidence is scattered on the wind
And your little dog, too!
And your mother smells constantly of elderberries...
And your name would be Orville!
And your oh so nutty chocolate covering
And your sand castle virtue is all swept away.
And your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
And youyou're Garou. You're a werewolf. -- Lord Albrecht
And, BTW, to stay on topic merely post a bunch of taglines with any
And, Gremlin, to think, this all came to pass because of you!
And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME!
And, boy, does it catch fish! -- Joel Robinson
And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lun
And, in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
And, last but not least, my favorite...A TOMMY GUN! - S. Ipkiss
And, no - the standard one at the bottom of the message doesn't count.
And, pray tell, whose imagination are *you * a figment of?
And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of?
And, the driver compresses EVERYTHING, not just EXE & COM
And, they taste like the toilet seats too!
And, what do you want for Xmas?...MORE RAM!
And, yes...., lasagna IS a sacred thing.
And, you will not receive a off topic message either ;-) !
And... she was wearing this sexy freudian slip.
And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip...
And...Four hours later - Tom on lengthy scene
And...We have closure! - Crow as film ends
And/Or/Not - What?.....
AndAll I can do is keep on telling youGO HABS GO!
AndIfixedthatproblemwiththespacebar.Ohbugger
Andale, alegrame el dia. . .
Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more
Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more common.
Anderson of Borg: Welcome to `Whose Assimilation Is This Anyway?'
Anderson's Law #1: Universities are immune to their own knowledge.
Anderson's Law #2: You can't outthink a person who isn't thinking.
Andragon attacks KjRaptor. Film at eleven.
Andragon attacks Myra I Raptor. Film at eleven.
Andragon attacks OrvilleRaptor. Film at eleven.
Andre Norton fan... from way back when.
Andrea Dworkin is so ugly she probably has worms, but I like to go fishing. 
Andrea Dworkin makes Medussa look like Miss America. 
Andrea Martin is in mourning - Crow
Andrew
Andrew Dice Borg: "Go assimilate yourself!!!"
Andrew Dice Clay -- brother of Cassius Clay?
Andrew turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.
Andrew, Go get your Grandpa, the squirrels have got him again.
Android in a trash compactor: Data compression
Andromeda, Ruler of Men, Queen of the Sea.
Andshe was wearing this sexy freudian slip.
Andy Birkhead   RIME: -<1466    FIDO: 1:231/540
Andy Birkhead - KB9CAT: Author of CountyCAT - CountyHunter Software
Andy Cappitalism: "Loan us five quid, will ya, love?"
Andy Rooney of Borg:  You ever wonder why resistance is futile?
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wondered WHY resistance is futile?
Andy Rozsa - redneck extrordinaire!
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled
Andy: "De stock market crashed."  Amos: "Anybody git hurt?"
Aneedawhack - An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
Anencephallic user detected.  Convert to sysop? <Y>es <N>o
Anencephaly detected. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Anesthesiologists do it painlessly.
Anesthetists DO IT until you fall asleep.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Anesthetists do it with sleeping gas.
Angel came down from Heaven just the other day.  Hendrix
Angels all fire.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us -- McCoy
Angels and ministers of grace defend us! - Shakespeare
Angels and ministers of tagline defend us! -- Tagspeare
Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress - NIN
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. <GK Chesterton>
Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Angels fighting aimlessly, still dying by the sword
Angels fly 'cause they take themselves lightly.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy!
AngelsAll fire.
Anger NOT a dragon: You are crunchy & go well with Brie!
Anger a dragon not, as thou art tasty & go well with brie.
Anger a dragon not, as you are tasty & go well with brie.
Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind.
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding.
Anger begins in folly, and ends in repentance. - Pythagoras
Anger begins in folly, and ends in repentance. -- Pythagoras
Anger begins in folly, and ends in repentance. Pythogoras
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
Anger fear aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.
Anger is a legitimate response to abuse.
Anger is a momentary madness, so control it or it will control you.
Anger is a relative state -- Spock
Anger is a relative state, sir. - Spock
Anger is a relative state.
Anger is a weapon only to your opponent.
Anger is a weed; hate is the tree. Augustine
Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of reason.
Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of the mind.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.
Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one. -- Halifax
Anger is seldom without argument, but seldom with a good one.
Anger is that feeling that makes the mouth work faster than the mind.
Anger is what makes the mouth work faster than the mind.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. -Francis Bacon
Anger makes the mouth work faster than the mind.
Anger not Cthulu, for you are crunchy and go well with brie..
Anger not a Redhead, for thou would make a silly trophy on the wall.
Anger not a dragon, for thou art very palatable.
Anger showeth the character of a man.
Anger wear a crown of thorns, reverse the golden rule..-RUSH
Anger...fear...aggression.  The dark side of the Force are they. - Yod
Angerfearaggression. The dark side of the Force are they.
Angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
Angle parking in a parallel universe.
Anglers do it with worms.
Anglican = Catholic Lite: 2/3 less guilt!
Angling:  The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Angling: the name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Angry Candy leaves a bittersweet taste.
Angry Chief Boatswain's Mate?  Cthulhu?  I'll take Cthulhu!
Angst is boring.
Angular Momentum Makes The World Go 'Round.
AnimEigo: Anime Your Way
Animal Control Officer misuses Fido-Net. Details at 11.
Animal Illnesses:  by Ann Thrax
Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax
Animal Rights Activists are the Human Defamation League.-Neil Schulman
Animal Scents: Farrah Mones
Animal Scents: Farrah Mones*
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Animal attraction:  here for hunger or for love.
Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love.
Animal rights really means Open Season on Humans!!
Animals -- the renewable resource
Animals are kind to dumb humans.
Animals are little people in fur coats.
Animals are little people with fur coats.
Animals are more than food. They're also leather and fur.
Animals are our friends, but they won't loan you money.
Animals are to be bred & SLAUGHTERED-Crow w/German accent
Animals are your friends.  But they won't drive you home.
Animals have no money because they have no pockets.
Animals have no rights!  Go ahead, lick that frog.
Animals sure are dumb to have all that fur. * Calvin
Animals/people: you can pet 99% of animals and still get a G rating.
AnimalsGod's first blunder. -- Nietzsche
Animani-DOS 3.30:  <A>bort  <R>etry  <B>lame it on your sibs?
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's session is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's story is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
Animaniacs - Only the Amiga makes them possible!
Animaniacs -- Created with ImageFX, on an AMIGA!
Animaniacs -- Only AMIGA makes them possible!
Animaniacs -- Only the Amiga makes them possible!
Animaniacs Taglines!
Animaniacs sucks! #$^@$%^#$% NO CARRIER
Animaniacs!  We have pay-for-play contracts!"
Animaniacs:  Only AMIGA makes them possible!
Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Citizen Kaney, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Cockamamey, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Come back Shaney, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Dana Delany, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Eisenhower Mamie, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, How urbaney, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Miscellaney, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Shirley MacLainey, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs!
Animany, Totally insaney, Where's Lon Chaney? Animaniacs!
Animation is cool. huh huh huh
Animators DO IT in real time.
Animators do it 24 times a second
Anime Excuse # 1024: UUcoding with David Wills
Anime Excuse # 34: Sampled Ryoko's cooking.
Anime Excuse # 78: Ryouko's peeking in the rest room again.
Anime Excuse # 80: Meowing with Ryo-ohki
Anime Excuse # 81: Carrying Ayeka home.
Anime Excuse #001: Asked Ryoga for directions
Anime Excuse #001: Hit with cold water
Anime Excuse #002: Beaten up by Akane
Anime Excuse #002: Cooking with Kasumi
Anime Excuse #003: Cologne's meddling again
Anime Excuse #003: Swindled by Nabiki
Anime Excuse #004: Comforting Soun & Genma
Anime Excuse #004: Haggling with Nabiki
Anime Excuse #005: Defeated Shampoo
Anime Excuse #005: Photo session with Nabiki
Anime Excuse #006: Deuling with Kuno
Anime Excuse #006: Lost with Ryoga
Anime Excuse #007: Beaten up by Akane
Anime Excuse #007: Doing impersonations with Akane Kasuga
Anime Excuse #008: Comforting Soun & Genma
Anime Excuse #008: Drinking Saki in the bath with the girls.
Anime Excuse #008: Fell in a cursed spring
Anime Excuse #009: Defeated Shampoo
Anime Excuse #009: Fell in a cursed spring
Anime Excuse #009: Happosai's loose again!
Anime Excuse #010: Eating Okonomiyaki with Ukkyo
Anime Excuse #010: Happosai's loose again!
Anime Excuse #010: Hit with cold water
Anime Excuse #011: Kodachi's testing potions
Anime Excuse #012: Cologne's meddling again
Anime Excuse #012: Kodachi's testing potions
Anime Excuse #012: Lost with Ryoga
Anime Excuse #013: Affianced against my will
Anime Excuse #013: Lost with Ryoga
Anime Excuse #013: Sampled Akane's cooking
Anime Excuse #014: Fell in a cursed spring
Anime Excuse #014: Sampled Akane's cooking
Anime Excuse #014: Sampled Ryoko's cooking
Anime Excuse #015: Taking pictures with Gosunkugi
Anime Excuse #015: Teaching Akane how to cook!
Anime Excuse #016: Deuling with Kuno
Anime Excuse #016: Teaching Akane how to cook!
Anime Excuse #016: Training with Ranma
Anime Excuse #017: Drinking Saki in the bath with the girls.
Anime Excuse #017: Kodachi's testing potions
Anime Excuse #017: Training with Ranma
Anime Excuse #018: Found the Moon Crystal
Anime Excuse #019: Mari passed gas within a few miles...
Anime Excuse #020: I scratched Leona's tank.
Anime Excuse #021 :Chasing panties with Happosai
Anime Excuse #021: Asked out on date by the Puma sisters
Anime Excuse #021: Chasing panties with Happosai
Anime Excuse #030: Asked Ten for a light
Anime Excuse #031: Sampled Lum's cooking
Anime Excuse #032: Sampled Akane's cooking
Anime Excuse #034: Asked Ryoga for directions
Anime Excuse #034: Asked Ryouga for directions
Anime Excuse #035: Took Nabiki to lunch
Anime Excuse #036: Showed Azusa my new watch
Anime Excuse #037: Playing tag with Lum
Anime Excuse #038: Helping Godai study
Anime Excuse #039: Took Manami and Kurumi out for pizza
Anime Excuse #040: Drinking contest with Akemi
Anime Excuse #041: Net-Surfing with Nene.
Anime Excuse #042: Nene hacked my account!
Anime Excuse #043: Aerobics with Linna.
Anime Excuse #044: Cruising with Priss.
Anime Excuse #044: Out riding a skybike with Benten!
Anime Excuse #045: Beam Sattelite attack!!!
Anime Excuse #099: Time-slipping with Kyousuke!
Anime Excuse #10 :Eating Okonomiyaki with Ukkyo
Anime Excuse #100: Practicing safe-sax with Madoka!
Anime Excuse #102: Taking Lum out for a night on the town!
Anime Excuse #104: Teaching Akane how to cook!
Anime Excuse #106: Taking Skuld to ComDex.
Anime Excuse #107: Inflating balloons with Mihoshi
Anime Excuse #108: Testing the videos at Gokuraku Video
Anime Excuse #109: Flight-simulator practice with Lufy
Anime Excuse #10: Violated U.N. Spacy Gag Order.
Anime Excuse #111: Waxing Alphonse with Noa
Anime Excuse #112: Mousing with Nuku-nuku
Anime Excuse #112: Mousing with Shampoo-Neko
Anime Excuse #112: Mousing with the Puma sisters
Anime Excuse #113: Mousing with Shampoo-Neko
Anime Excuse #114: Judo practice with Yawara
Anime Excuse #114: Mousing with the Puma sisters
Anime Excuse #115: Sun screen testing with Urd
Anime Excuse #116: Judo practice with Yawara
Anime Excuse #117: C-ko was crying and...
Anime Excuse #119: Buma rampage in the house
Anime Excuse #12 :Cologne's meddling again
Anime Excuse #13 :Affianced against my will
Anime Excuse #14 :Fell in a cursed spring
Anime Excuse #141: Got Washuu-chan to show her adult form
Anime Excuse #15 :Taking pictures with Gosunkugi
Anime Excuse #16 :Deuling with Kuno
Anime Excuse #17 :Kodachi's testing potions
Anime Excuse #18 :Training with Ranma
Anime Excuse #19: Mari passed gas within a few miles...
Anime Excuse #2 :Cooking with Kasumi
Anime Excuse #200: There is no excuse #200
Anime Excuse #20: I scratched Leona's tank.
Anime Excuse #221: Babysitting with Washuu-chan
Anime Excuse #222: Washuu needed another 'special' sample
Anime Excuse #223: Banking with Nabiki
Anime Excuse #224: Playing strip-Monopoly with Nabiki.
Anime Excuse #22: Hacking with Nene
Anime Excuse #250: Spying on Ryoko with Aeka.
Anime Excuse #251: Plotting against Ryoko with Aeka.
Anime Excuse #252: Plotting against Aeka with Ryoko.
Anime Excuse #253: Reading shoujo manga with Sasami.
Anime Excuse #254: Finding enough carrots for Ryo-oh-ki.
Anime Excuse #255: Hot-tubbing with Aeka, Ryoko, & Mihoshi.
Anime Excuse #256: Sobering Ayeka b4 David Wills shows up
Anime Excuse #256: Sobering Ayeka before David Wills shows up.
Anime Excuse #31: Sampled Lum's cooking
Anime Excuse #32: Sampled Akane's cooking
Anime Excuse #33: Sampled C-ko's cooking
Anime Excuse #34: Sampled Ryoko's cooking
Anime Excuse #37: Playing tag with Lum
Anime Excuse #392:The Puma sisters took my tank! er, car
Anime Excuse #4 :Haggling with Nabiki
Anime Excuse #44: Out riding a skybike with Benten!
Anime Excuse #45: Showed Azusa my new watch
Anime Excuse #5 :Photo session with Nabiki
Anime Excuse #500: Building a mobil suit out of Legos.
Anime Excuse #520: B-ko was suducing me-- No, really!
Anime Excuse #6 :Lost with Ryoga
Anime Excuse #60: Spying on Ryoko with Aeka
Anime Excuse #61: Spying on Aeka with Ryouko
Anime Excuse #62: Plotting against Ryoko with Aeka
Anime Excuse #63: Plotting against Aeka with Ryoko
Anime Excuse #64: Plotting with Aeka&Ryouko vs Washuu
Anime Excuse #65: Reading shoujo manga with Sasami
Anime Excuse #66: Getting Aeka drunk b4 Wills shows up
Anime Excuse #67: Sobering Aeka up after Wills went away
Anime Excuse #68: Practicing Earth mating ritual w/Aeka
Anime Excuse #69: Hot-tubbing with Aeka,Ryoko,&Mihoshi
Anime Excuse #7 :Beaten up by Akane
Anime Excuse #700: Pissed off Priss. <Hehehe, oops!>
Anime Excuse #701: Eating carrots with Ryo-oh-ki
Anime Excuse #702: Playing 'catch' with Soja
Anime Excuse #703: Playing tag with Kagato and Yosho
Anime Excuse #704: Being as 'aristocratic' as Ayeka
Anime Excuse #704: Bieng as 'aristocratic' as Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #705: Amusing Sasami
Anime Excuse #706: Attacking Kagato
Anime Excuse #707: Drinking Saki in the bath with the girls.
Anime Excuse #707: Having saki in the bath with the girls
Anime Excuse #708: Being related by noble blood
Anime Excuse #709: Seeing monsters with Tenchi
Anime Excuse #70: Finding enough carrots for Ryo-oh-ki
Anime Excuse #710: Chaseing hot potatos with Tenchi.
Anime Excuse #710: Chasing hot potatos with Tenchi
Anime Excuse #711: Teasing Tenchi with Ryoko.
Anime Excuse #711: Teasing Tenchi with Ryouko
Anime Excuse #712: Being over worked with Mihoshi
Anime Excuse #713: Giving comands with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #713: Giving commands with Aeka
Anime Excuse #713: Giving commands with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #714: Drinking Saki with Ryo-oki.
Anime Excuse #714: Drinking saki with Ryo-oh-ki
Anime Excuse #715: Going powermad with Kagato
Anime Excuse #715: Planting carrots with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #716: Reaserching with Tenchi's father.
Anime Excuse #716: Researching with Tenchi's father.
Anime Excuse #717: Suffering from spring feaver with the girls.
Anime Excuse #717: Suffering from spring fever with the girls.
Anime Excuse #717:Suffering from spring fever w/the girls
Anime Excuse #718: Cooking with Ryoko. Yech!
Anime Excuse #718: Cooking with Ryoko. |-p
Anime Excuse #719: Finding Mihoshi's ship with Washuu.
Anime Excuse #71: Planting more carrots for Ryo-oh-ki
Anime Excuse #720: Pulling myself together with Ryoko.
Anime Excuse #721(a): Fighting over Tenchi with Ryoko.
Anime Excuse #721(b): Fighting over Tenchi with Aeka.
Anime Excuse #721(b): Fighting over Tenchi with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #721/1: Fighting over Tenchi with Ryoko.
Anime Excuse #721/2: Fighting over Tenchi with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #722: Having dreams with Sasami.
Anime Excuse #723: Comforting Sasami after a night mare.
Anime Excuse #724: Planting carrots with Ayeka.
Anime Excuse #72: Teaching Mihoshi how to pilot a ship
Anime Excuse #73: Saving Mihoshi from crashing her ship
Anime Excuse #74: Mihoshi crashed her ship again...
Anime Excuse #75: Lost in hyperspace with Mihoshi
Anime Excuse #76: Lost in hyperspace with Washuu
Anime Excuse #77: Out tending the carrot fields
Anime Excuse #77: Taking a ride in Ryo-ohki
Anime Excuse #78: Farming with Ryo-ohki
Anime Excuse #78: Ryouko's peeking in the rest room again
Anime Excuse #79: Mutating with Ryo-ohki
Anime Excuse #8 :Comforting Soun & Genma
Anime Excuse #80: Meowing with Ryo-ohki
Anime Excuse #81: Carrying Ayeka home
Anime Excuse #82: Drying clothes with Ayeka
Anime Excuse #83: Refereeing Ayeka and Ryoko
Anime Excuse #84: Showing Mihoshi the Rubic's Cube
Anime Excuse #9 :Defeated Shampoo
Anime Excuse #99: Time-slipping with Kyousuke!
Anime Gal Excuse #13: Exchanging diaries with Miki!
Anime Gal Excuse #14: Meeting sensei in the library!
Anime Gal Excuse #15: Putting up with 4 crazy parents!
Anime Gal Excuse #16: Over-reacting to EVERTHING!
Anime Gal Excuse #17: Juggling boys romantic attentions
Anime Gal Excuse #18: Being stalked by Tsutomu
Anime Gal Excuse #19: Too busy being perfect
Anime Gal Excuse #1: Chased around town by Ryo Saeba!
Anime Gal Excuse #20: Wracked with indecision over Yuu!
Anime Gal Excuse #21: Wracked with indecision over Ginta!
Anime Gal Excuse #22: Avoiding Yuu.
Anime Gal Excuse #23: Avoiding Ginta.
Anime Gal Excuse #24: Avoiding Yuu AND Ginta.
Anime Gal Excuse #25: Wrecking my parents' marriages!
Anime Gal Excuse #2: Being hypnotised to shoot at favorite guy.
Anime Gal Excuse #2: Hypnotised to shoot at favorite guy
Anime Gal Excuse #3: Stopping anywhere to take a bubble bath.
Anime Gal Excuse #3: Stopping to take a bubble bath
Anime Gal Excuse #4: Taking revenge for a slight facial scratch.
Anime Gal Excuse #5: Bouncing around in slow motion!
Anime Gal Excuse #6: Being used as Iczer's naked battery!
Anime Gal Excuse #7: Fending off Ataru Moroboshi!
Anime Gal Excuse #8: Out spying on "trusted" partner
Anime Gal Excuse #9: Iczer-One was coming on to me...
Anime Gal Excuse 001: Chased around town by Ryo Saeba!
Anime Gal excuse # 1: Chased around town by Ryo Saeba!
Anime Gal excuse # 1: Getting chased around town by Ryo Saeba!
Anime Gal excuse # 2: Being hypnotised to shoot at favorite guy.
Anime Gal excuse # 2: Hypnotised to shoot at favorite guy
Anime Gal excuse # 3: Stopping anywhere to take a bubble bath.
Anime Gal excuse # 3: Stopping to take a bubble bath
Anime Gal excuse # 4: Taking revenge for a slight facial scratch.
Anime Gal excuse # 5: Bouncing around in slow motion!
Anime Gal excuse # 6: Being used as Iczer's naked battery!
Anime Gal excuse # 7: Fending off Ataru Moroboshi!
Anime Gal excuse # 8: Exchanging diaries with Miki!
Anime Gal excuse # 9: Meeting Sensei in the library
Anime Gal excuse #10: Putting up with 4 crazy parents!
Anime Gal excuse #11: Wracked with indecision over Yuu!
Anime Gal excuse #12: Wracked with indecision over Ginta!
Anime Gal excuse #13: Avoiding Yuu.
Anime Gal excuse #14: Avoiding Ginta.
Anime Gal excuse #15: Avoiding Yuu AND Ginta.
Anime Gal excuse #20: Wrecking my parents' marriages!
Anime Rule #091: 100 ton hammers are highly accessible.
Anime Rule #114: Grandmothers can kick your butt!
Anime Rule #91: 100 ton hammers are highly accessible.
Anime Tactic #13: shout "Look!  It's Carl Macek!"
Anime excuse #  1: Hit with cold water
Anime excuse #  2: Cooking with Kasumi
Anime excuse #  3: Swindled by Nabiki
Anime excuse #  4: Haggling with Nabiki
Anime excuse #  5: Photo session with Nabiki
Anime excuse #  6: Lost with Ryoga
Anime excuse #  7: Beaten up by Akane
Anime excuse #  8: Comforting Soun & Genma
Anime excuse #  9: Defeated Shampoo
Anime excuse # 10: Eating Okonomiyaki with Ukkyo
Anime excuse # 11: Happosai's loose again!
Anime excuse # 12: Cologne's meddling again
Anime excuse # 13: Affianced against my will
Anime excuse # 14: Fell in a cursed spring
Anime excuse # 15: Taking pictures with Gosunkugi
Anime excuse # 16: Deuling with Kuno
Anime excuse # 17: Kodachi's testing potions
Anime excuse # 18: Training with Ranma
Anime excuse # 19: Mari passed gas within a few miles...
Anime excuse # 20: I scratched Leona's tank.
Anime excuse # 21: Asked out on date by the Puma sisters
Anime excuse # 44: Out riding a skybike with Benten!
Anime excuse # 99: Time-slipping with Kyousuke!
Anime excuse #1 :Hit with cold water
Anime excuse #101: Taking Shinobu to the Hop!
Anime excuse #103: Shoveling Oyuki's sidewalk!
Anime excuse #105: Trying out Uu-chan's New Secret Recipe!
Anime excuse #11 :Happosai's loose again!
Anime excuse #110: Doing impersonations with Akane Kasuga
Anime excuse #112/1: Mousing with Shampoo-Neko
Anime excuse #112/2: Mousing with Nuku-nuku
Anime excuse #112/3: Mousing with the Puma sisters
Anime excuse #113: Sun screen testing with Urd
Anime excuse #21: Asked out on date by the Puma sisters
Anime excuse #3 :Swindled by Nabiki
Anime excuse #500:Building a mobil suit out of Lego.
Anime excuse #701: Attacking Genom.
Anime rule #104: All girls named Akane are either Lesbians or tomboys
Anime tactic #04: blow smoke into their eyes.
Anime tactic #08: Speak softly and carry a big eraser.
Anime, more fun than a barrel of totoros!
Animexcuse #1025: Kenshiro says you have 10 seconds to live
Anit-theft device   ***DISABLED***   tagline stolen
Anita Hill Doll - pull the string and it talks after 10 years.
Anita Hill lied!
Anita Hill like I need a hole in my head.
Anita Hill: When sh*t happens, tell everyone 10 years later.
Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 years later
Anka: I'm all alone * Mike That doesn't surprise me!
Ankh if you love Isis
Ankh if you love Isis.
Ankle deep in the DNA pool ...
Ankle deep in the gene pool.
Ann Jillian is not a real blonde? - Tom
Ann Margaret can raise a few welts on me ANYTIME - Crow
Ann Margaret in The Woody Gutherie Story - Crow
Ann's my sister, said Andy raggedly.
Ann, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
AnnMaree not found! (C)hew up Agro (R)ape Theresa (K)ill the clown
Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz...
Anna smiled as she handed Nechayev the icecream laced with laxatives.
Anna, Grandmother of God.
Annapolis a day keeps the doctoris away - Tom
Annapuma!  Unipuma!  Time for a flea dip!  <BOOM!>
Anne Landers told me to - Mike
Annette!  Karen!  Cubby!  @FN@!
Annette's a blond short of a blond.
Annie, hold on a little tighter I might just slip away - NIN
Annihilation of Jews:  Holocaust; Annihilation of men:  Battle
Annihilation of Jews:  Holocaust; Annihilation of men:  Battle.
Announcer: Ski thrills * Tom: Cheap thrills?
Announcing the SHOGSORPOP!  Send $15.95 to...
Annoy Clinton:  Remind him that Rush is more poplular!!
Annoy Clinton: Present him with the facts!
Annoy Clinton: Remind him that Rush is far more popular.
Annoy Liberals:  Tell them it is better to cut than tax.
Annoy Liberals:  Tell them that less governmment is bette
Annoy Liberals: Tell them it is better to cut than tax.
Annoy Limbaugh:  Remind him the US is not a "Christian" country!
Annoy Limbaugh; Remind him the US is NOT a "white, Christian" nation.
Annoy NDPers: Tell them it is better to cut than tax.
Annoy Orville, ask him about his last erection.
Annoy The Newspeople: Elect Ross Perot
Annoy Yourself:  Ask a politician what time it is!
Annoy a "Fundie"... Tell the truth
Annoy a Christian - ask him how many gods he believes in.
Annoy a Christian: Ask them how Judas died.
Annoy a Christian: Ask them how many gods they believe in
Annoy a Christian: ask him what gods he prays to.
Annoy a Christian: ask him which gods he prays to.
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them about the last election!
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
Annoy a Democrat - demand that they tell the Truth
Annoy a Fundamentalist: Tell him the truth!
Annoy a Fundie:  Tell the truth.
Annoy a Liberal--remind them of the Reagan/Bush record
Annoy a Liberal:  Ask them to tell the truth!
Annoy a Liberal: remind them of the Reagan/Bush record...
Annoy a Republican--remind them of the Reagan/Bush record
Annoy a Republican: Remind them of the Reagan/Bush record!
Annoy a Taxpayer - ask them about the last Election.
Annoy a fundi:  Ask them about Jim Jones and Adolph Hitler
Annoy a fundi:  Ask them about Luke 6:30
Annoy a fundi:  Show them GOD$LOVE.GIF today!
Annoy a liberal - embrace the idea of private property.
Annoy a liberal: Ask him/her/it to be truthful.
Annoy a politicion, recite facts!!
Annoy a psychic broadcaster:  Think for your self.
Annoy not Dragons-..For thou art crunchy and go well with brie
Annoy the IRD: Fill out your tax form using hexadecimal
Annoy the NDPers: cite fact.
Annoy the liberal media: think for yourself.
Annoy the liberals - listen to Rush!
Annoy the media: think for yourself!
Annoy the opposition -- cite facts.
Annoy your roommate, Skip to the bathroom.
Annoy your roommate, Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
Annoy: \uh-n**\vb: Tell a collectivist liberal the truth.
Annoying in ANY dimension - Crow on geeky guy
Annoying:  Two people who go right on talking when you're interrupting...
Annoying: Two people who go right on talking when you're interrupting.
Annoying: accidentally deleting your recipe file.  :(
Annoying: accidently deleting your recipe file.  :(
Annoying: accidently deleting your tagline file.  :(
Annoyotrons are an 'outside' toy
Annual Victoria Rain Festival - November 30 to March 30!
Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !
Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground).
Anoid: Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computer!!
Anomalous Transient Phenomenon: (N)uts, (D)arn, (R)ats
Anonymous FTP requires a *direct* Internet connection.
Anonymous was a woman.
Anotha' Baaaad Intentions Pavin' Co. project.
Another $.02 brought to you via Silver Express!
Another 50 lashes with a soggy noodle!
Another @$%^%*&^&* Tagline!!!!
Another @$%^%*&^&* recipe!!!!
Another Bad Idea:  Being knighted with a Sword of Life Stealing.
Another Bad Idea:  Bowling with a sphere of annihilation.
Another Bad Idea:  Letting the thief scout ahead.
Another Bad Idea: Bowling with a sphere of annihilation.
Another Bad Idea: Letting the Kender thief scout ahead.
Another Bermuda Triangle? --Scully.
Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference
Another Bizzare Doughnut Reference
Another Bloody... err... something.
Another Blue Wave mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Another Brick in the Wall
Another Bruin bites the dust - HEY! HEY!
Another Buddhist protesting the helmet law. -- Joel Robinson
Another Charlie Sheen fantasy session - Crow
Another Funny Tagline!
Another Good Intentions Paving Co. project.
Another Hollywood pretty-boy - Mike on ugly actor
Another Koresh Crime: Adding to Global Warning!
Another Lamb to The Slaughter.
Another Liberal Lemming leaps off the cliff to oblivion!
Another Liberal Unclear on the Concept!
Another Lost Angel
Another Meaning For D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Ruining Everybody SAY NO!
Another Mystery Ruined: Of COURSE it makes a noise...it's a tree!
Another Mystery Ruined: Rosebud was the sled.
Another Mystery Ruined: The chicken came first.
Another Mystery Ruined: The world ends 50 years from next Tuesday.
Another NDP Lemming leaps off the cliff to oblivion!
Another OBE student graduated from second grade! Ready to join NEA.
Another PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE brought to you by "Big O!", Party On!
Another PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE brought to you by "Jaunty!", Party On!
Another PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE brought to you by "Orville", Party On!
Another PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE brought to you by Big O, Party On!
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday..   -The Monkees
Another Politically Correct Reply from ...
Another Politically Correct Reply from Richard Berger.
Another Politically Incorrect Reply from ...
Another Politically Incorrect Tagline.
Another Politically Incorrect recipe.
Another Quality Anouncement from you friendly postie!
Another Real Newfie Place Name: Dildo.
Another Recipe Kidnapped! Suspect Fido Ate It! GIFs at Eleven!
Another Red Dwarf Fan? It MUST be spreading as a disease!
Another Rubber Chicken saves the day!
Another Straight line!  Sorely tempted though I may be, I'll ignore it
Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail.
Another bad idea: Knighting with a Sword of Life Stealing
Another big worry is the unemployed still on the payroll.
Another birthday?  I have your GIF right here.
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another blow to creative integrity - Hobbes
Another book 'how to make it big'. I got ripped off, it was about money.
Another bright, sunny day! (Above 40,000 feet)
Another brilYunt mind DiZtroyed by da publik edukashun sistem.
Another brilliant mind ruined by JH.
Another brilliant mind ruined by education.
Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education....
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by a liberul edukashun sistum.
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edjukayshun.
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashn
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by the publik edukashun sistum!
Another car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine.
Another case from the "I Don't Think So" File.
Another case of A&W down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Barq's down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Budweiser down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Cherry Coke down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
Another case of Dr. Pepper down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Jolt Cola down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Jolt Cola down the programming hatch!
Another case of Pepsi down the programming hatch!
Another case of Snapple down the modeming hatch!
Another case of Sprite down the modeming hatch!
Another case of root beer down the modeming hatch!
Another case of the Seeing trying to lead the uninterested Blind.
Another casualty of abnormal sanity!
Another casualty of applied metaphysics.  -Hobbes
Another casualty of mind altering drugs.
Another casualty of the seduction of art. - Hobbes
Another casualty of the seduction of insanity.
Another classic walk-across-the-livingroom scene - Crow T. Robot
Another classic walking scene, this time UPHILL! - Crow
Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!
Another day another mistake
Another day in the R.O.K. - Radar
Another day, another 68 cents after taxes.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.. - Homer
Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax.....
Another day, another buck :   4.98 minus taxes.....
Another day, another challenge.
Another day, another dollar.... in debt!
Another day, another food tablet - Joel
Another day, another million synapses
Another day, another shaving accident.
Another day, another stupid question!
Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched...
Another deadline, another miracle.
Another diff. between Windows & Viruses?. Virii have no UAE's.
Another dream that failed.  There's nothing sadder. - Kirk
Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
Another dream that failed.There's nothing sadder.
Another dull Tagline......
Another dull recipe......
Another empty space
Another excellent OS/2 day goes by.
Another exploration in black holes of Democratic Spending
Another exploration in the black hole of Alcoholism
Another exploration in the black hole of time
Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project!
Another fine governmental stupidity.  <scowl>
Another fine job by the hand man.
Another fine message from Toast House.
Another fine product from Bastards Inc.
Another fine recipe, from the mind of a genius.
Another fine tagline brought to you by Tags R Us
Another fine tagline, from the mind of a genius.
Another fine winner of the "Idiotic Off Topic Message" award.
Another flange of lesbians is invading my gay male space.
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Another frustrated IBM PC User - Mike on MST3K
Another frustrated IBM PC User - Mike/#606
Another good day; the computer is still working!
Another good day; the modem is still working!
Another good mind not yet ruined by higher education!
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another good tagline, just where do you Steal them all from???
Another good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh
Another good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh!
Another great Roger Corman walking scene - Tom
Another great idea from the man that brought you beer milkshakes!
Another great idea from the man who brought you Beer Milkshakes!
Another gruesome kill!  -Calvin
Another happy Blue Wave user having a simply fabulous time!
Another happy Messenger user having a simply fabulous time!
Another happy member of the MAIL population. ;D
Another heterosexual believes the lies.:(
Another ingredient for a happy marriage:  Budget the luxuries first! RAH
Another ingredient for a happy marriage:Budget the luxuries first! L.L
Another lazy day rolls by and yet I hear no reply...
Another massive missive from Mike.  Of Course!
Another megabytes the dust.
Another mental misfire.  Time for a tune up old boy.
Another message from @N@'s demented and deluded mind.
Another message from Andrea's deluded and demented mind.
Another mystery of Cyberspace...
Another name for a librarian: He is an information out-dater.
Another nearly-full box of Smarties!!
Another neat thread closure disguised as a plot hole...
Another neat thread closure disguised as a whole plot...
Another one bites the dust - HEY! HEY!
Another one bites the dust...
Another one heard from the Peanut Gallery!
Another party at the DLBB in the making!  Labor Day!!
Another pass. I want to get that woman. - Diana, V
Another plate of steamers all around! Tom clamored.
Another plate of steamers all around! Tom clamoured.
Another point to bring up.
Another pot of coffee down the programming hatch!
Another proud member of Team OS/2!
Another proud member of the Church of Scientology Enemies List ... :)
Another proud wearer of white walk socks.
Another question...what is he saying when he says, "??????? and
Another registered SLMR user without a disk.
Another scenic point on the Fido Map... Buffalo, NY
Another scenic point on the Fido Map...Proctor, MN
Another security guard's dead? That makes six this week!
Another senseless drive-by filming - Mike
Another senseless fly-by shooting -Crow on strafing plane
Another sheep following blindly behind his woman...
Another sign of the Last Days -- Space Ghost has a talk show.
Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit
Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.
Another soul among the living. - Mulcahy
Another successful sexual intervention - Mike
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Another tasty recipe!
Another thing to notice is it's not even the same chip.
Another time, MacCleod. - The Kurgan
Another time, MacLeod. - The Kurgan
Another triumph for truth, justice, and automatic weapons!
Another victim of Modem Addictus
Another victim of Modemus Addictus.
Another victim of the Silent But Deadlies!
Another victim of the neglected <IRONY MODE { ON | OFF } > syndrome.
Another victim of trying to end these messages on time...
Another victory and we're done for!<Pyrrhus>
Another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons
Another victory like that and we are done for -- Pyrrhus
Another war ... must it always be so?  - Romulan Commander
Another way of looking at the world.
Another way to skin a cat... Krazy Glue and a toothbrush.
Another winner of the Off Topic Idiotic Post"
Another word of advice from the *OLD* Hippie.....
Another world, another day, another dawn.
Ansi does it in the standard way.
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
Answer every question.  Question every answer.
Answer not a fool according to his folly. - Proverbs 26:4
Answer quick!  Time drags when you're all tied up
Answer:  What everybody is still looking for.
Answer: "IOU"    Question: Name a PAPER WAIT!
Answer: IOU; Question: Name a PAPER WAIT!
Answering Machines:  A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Answering Machines:  Call screeners of the 90's!
Answering the door naked with a Broadsword scares 9 out of 10 J.W.'s
Answers - $1:  Short - $5:  Correct - $25:  Dumb looks are still free.
Answers are a Prison for One's Self.
Answers for the future from a history of solutions.
Answers next week...Only if the mail-feed god is pleased!
Answers that sound good may not be good, sound answers.
Answers:  $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free!
Answers:  $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Answers:  Short $2; Long $5; Correct $10; Dumb looks are free.
Answers:  Short - $5, Correct - $25, Dumb Looks - are still free.
Answers: $1 * Correct answers: $5 * Dumb looks: Free! *
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free!
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: still free.
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25 ... Dumb looks are still free.
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks: FREE!!
Answers: $1.  Correct answers: $5.  Dumb looks: Free!
Answers: $1.00. Requiring thought $2.00. Correct $4.00
Answers: (1) Friday, (2) Jack Daniels, (3) Your place, (4) Candles
Answers: 1. Harry Houdini. 2. Fish. 3. It protrudes.
Ant Phone Sex:   1-900-HOT-ANTS
Ant-like, you armor your house in dust.
Anteaters are digestANTs.
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Antenna farms benefit from propagation.
Anthem of the Heart, an Anthem of the mind.-RUSH
Anthony and Cleopatra, there's your asp.
Anthony's Law of Force:   Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hamm
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Theory:  "The more detailed the map, the more lost you get."
Anthropocentric: Remaining unaware of the limits of human nature.
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Anti Silly Quoting Macros Environmentalist
Anti, hell!  I'm the Uncle-Christ!
Anti-EMM!  I hate EXPANDED memory! -- Dorothy
Anti-Freeze.     When you don't talk to your uncle's wife.
Anti-Government is pro-anarchy
Anti-Gravity. It's not just for breakfast anymore! - Joel
Anti-Laff: when you just can't STAND another Looney Toon
Anti-Life: the cereal that Mikey loves to hate.
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
Anti-Windows Taglines - Viruses are better!
Anti-abortion = Anti-choice = Anti-American.
Anti-abortionists: They love state executions!
Anti-enviro method #193: Call them commies or fascists.
Anti-enviro method #194: Call them capitalism-derailers.
Anti-environmentalist = anti-human fool.
Anti-gun control?  Hey, I'll show you mine if >;->
Anti-matter does matter.
Anti-smoking group blames second hand smoke for World War II!
Anti-theft device   ***DISABLED***   tagline stolen
Anti-tourist bumper stickers from FL:  If you love NY, take I-95 north.
Anti-woman, anti-gay, born again bigots go away!
Anti-woman, anti-gay, born-again bigots go away!
Anticiparcellation - Picking up mail after the mailman is out of sight
Anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
Anticipation: Waiting for Windows to load.
Anticipatory anxiety tends to create the thing that you're afraid of.
Antidisestablishmentarianism!
Antidisestablishmentarianism!!!
Antie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, hate Orville, taking dog. Dorothy!
Antie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, hate Ryan, taking dog. --Dorothy!
Antifloccinaucinihilipihilificationism RULES!!!
Antifloccinaucinihilipihilificationism rules ok!
Antimatter suntan lotion
Antioch College dare:  Bet you can't say "yes" ten times in a row.
Antioch investigation: What did she 'no' and when did she
Antique Shop: Sale items are very old and the prices are very modern.
Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
Antique collectors do it for old time's sake!
Antique collectors do it for old times sake.
Antique mirror stolen. Police are looking into it.
Antisocialism: Lone workers are the heart of the nation.
Antleres :-)
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos
Antlers in the tree by Who goosed The moose!
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Antonym:  The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Antonym: The opposite of the word your'e trying to thinko
Ants = SimAnt
Ants and savages put strangers to death.
Ants that don't go to school are truANT.
Ants that keep books are accountANTs.
Ants that smell good are fragrANT.
Ants:  A delicacy in Sri Lanka
Ants:  Eat a few and they'll put lead in your pencil!
Ants:  Eat just a few and they'll put hair on your chest!
Ants:  I've got three on my mom's side, two on my dad's.
Ants:  Main ingridient for Burgar King's secret sauce
Ants:  Now approved by the surgeon general AND the FDA!
Ants:  Part of this complete breakfast!
Ants:  The animal God made in his own image.
Ants:  The official meal of the NBA.
Ants:  a good source of protein.
Ants:  the all-purpose breakfast of champions.
Ants:  the key to world peace.
Ants:  they'll help clean out the sinuses.
Ants:  who your uncles are married to.
Anus - Latin word denoting a period of time.
Anus:  the Latin word for "yearly".
Anus: Latin word for Hillary.
Anuther brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashun...
Anuther grate mind ruened bi thu educashin sistym.
Anuthr produkt uf tha publik edjukayshun sistim.
Anvilania...AnvilaniaTHAT'S the National Anthem?! -Yakko & Dot
Anvils complements of Acme, Inc.
Anwar Sadat. In color - Tom on bald guy
Anxiety is Nature's way of getting you up in the morning.
Anxiety is always present somewhere or other. - Freud
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Kierkegaard
Anxiety:  Nature's way of getting you up mornings.
Anxiety: Nature's way of getting you up.
Any American can become President.  Clinton proved that.
Any American can become President. Clinton proved that.
Any Conference Moderators in the house ?    <<BANG>>    Any more ?
Any God I ever felt in church, I brought in with me.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the f
Any IDIOT can be President here. Clinton has proven it.
Any Jim Carrey related
Any Moderators here?  BANG!  BANG!  Any more?
Any Moderators here? <<BANG Any more?
Any Moderators here? <<BANG>> Any more?
Any Monsters under my bed tonight ? - Calvin
Any Sharks out there??? Where else would they be? That's the Ocean!!!
Any Sysops here?  <<<BANG>>>  Any more?
Any Sysops here?  <<BANG>> Any more?
Any advanced liberal always looks like an idiot.
Any advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.  -A. Clarke
Any age old, young dosen't matter.
Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated :-)
Any answer over three words is no.
Any antique dealer on Hudson street can tell you that.
Any appetite is its own excuse for existing.
Any belief worth having must survive doubt.
Any body seen my Serial number....?   I lost it...
Any body seen my recipe...?
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any body seen my tagline...?  I lost it...
Any body want to buy a used car?  hehehehe
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading
Any brown food that pleases you just tickles me to death.
Any bug not fixed in one year becomes a feature.
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any change looks terrible at first.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art! -- Charles McCabe
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. -- Charles McCabe
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
Any closet is a walk-in if you try hard enough.
Any comments, suggestions, or howls of pain?
Any compliments are merely accidental occurrances & should be ignored!
Any computer equipment, when running correctly, is obsolete.
Any contract of 50+ words contains at least one loophole.
Any crimefighter worth his salt is never far away from a broom closet.
Any damn fool can predict the past. --Niven.
Any damned fool can predict the past.  And most do. - Niven
Any damned fool can predict the past. - Larry Niven
Any damned fool can predict the past. And most do.  Niven
Any day above ground is a good day!
Any day can be the beginning of a new year.
Any day is a good day to have a mother.
Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.
Any dish whose appearance is improved by parsley is unfit to eat.
Any effective use of taglines is purely coincidental.
Any excuse is a good excuseit just may not be good _enough_.
Any excuse is better than liberalism.
Any excuse to get the girl wet - Crow
Any excuse to wear a sword is a good excuse.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.  -- Aesop
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. - Aesop
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
Any first lady will do all right if she is herself-Kennedy
Any flamers out there...don't bother as insults don't bother me.
Any fool can change the future. Only real magicians change the past.
Any fool can criticize and complain - and most do.
Any fool can criticize, and many of them do.
Any fool can criticize, and most do. (Carnegie)
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain; and most fools do.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain.  And most do.
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will follow it.
Any fool can make a rule.
Any fool can moderate, and many of them do.
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
Any fool can see that the world is flat.
Any fool can tell a lie.  It takes a real fool to broadcast one.
Any fool can tell the truth, but a man of sense can lie well.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie and get away with it.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie.
Any friend of Batman is a friend of mine!
Any further thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
Any girl that plays the drums can't be ALL bad !!
Any given computer program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.
Any given program will expand to fill all available resources.
Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
Any given program will expand to fill available me
Any given program will expand to fill available memory
Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
Any given program,  when running correctly, is obsolete.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete. (i.e., Dos and Windoze
Any given program, once working, is obsolete!
Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete!
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, it is obsolete.
Any given program: Once running, is obsolete.
Any given program: Will expand to fill all available reso
Any given program: Will expand to fill all available resources.
Any good illness should be planned in advance.
Any good leads or connections would be helpful.
Any government that fears arms in the hands of its citizens,SHOULD...
Any government that outlaws guns is an outlaw government.
Any gridlock out there now is the fault of the Democrats!
Any hand you don't lose money on is a good one.
Any help anyone can give would be greatly appreciated.
Any ideas, T. Hewitt? - Tom to Crow
Any ideas? I'm really happy with it otherwise.
Any indications that the Narn were responsible? - Sheridan
Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Any key to continue... Any other key to quit...
Any key? Any key? I doan see no stinkin' Any key!
Any kind of comedy releases frustration.
Any kinda touch, I think, is better than none. - Tori Amos
Any lawyers here? <BLAM> Any More?
Any lawyers in this echo ?   =}*BLAM*{=       Any More?
Any lesbians here? <BANG> Any more?
Any liberals in the room?  ***BANG!!***  Now, any more?
Any line, however short it is, is always too long.
Any line, however short, is still too long.
Any man making a pun should be drawn and quoted!
Any man who agrees with his wife can have his way.
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; -Donne
Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used.
Any moderators here?   >BANG!<   Any more?
Any moderators here? <BANG>  Okay, any more?
Any moderators here?---BANG----any more?
Any moment now. - Rimmer
Any more and it would be illegal!
Any more of this and I'll die of a stroke before I'm 30.
Any more than three shakes is fun.
Any music that makes you feel good is GOOD MUSIC <RAP SUCKS!>
Any nitwit can understand computers.  Many do.  - Ted Nelson
Any nitwit can understand computers.  Many do.  -- Ted Nelson
Any non-smokers here?? Yeah? Bunch of whining little maggots!!
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
Any of you Limbaugh fans ever bothered to look up the word "ditto?"
Any of you lot put a man in that cupboard?
Any of you seen a modem carrier around here?
Any offense taken is *only* in the mind of the offended.  ;-)
Any old kids on the block ?
Any one can hate, it costs to love.
Any one can p*ss on the floor. Be some one, sh*t on the ceiling
Any one can piss on the floor. Be some one, shit on ceiling..
Any one can piss on the floor. Be some one, shit on the ceiling
Any opinions expressed herein are my own and not those of my employer.
Any organization that's run out of Washington DC deserves to be.
Any other audience would be throwing eggs by now.
Any other ideas?  Must be some way to find out.
Any person with a valid license may harvest attorneys.
Any philosophy that can be put in a nut shell, belongs there.
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs ther\C
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. -- Sydney J. Harris
Any point of sail is a beat if you're going fast enough.
Any portal is, at best, a guess!
Any precept you cannot challenge must be viewed with the deepest of suspicion
Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. - RAH
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent.
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Any problem can be solved if you use enough explosives!
Any product cut to length will be too short.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Any program will expand to fill all available memory.
Any program will expand to fill available memory.
Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
Any questions?
Any questions?  Call the Partnership for a Democrat Free America.
Any reader worth its salt will do this.
Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
Any religion that rejects tea worships a false deity.
Any requests? I'm HOT tonight! - Nero
Any resemblance between this tagline and a disclaimer is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is co-incidence
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Any room for a poor pulpit-pounder? - Father Mulcahy
Any seats left?  There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER.
Any sense in this posting is entirely accidental.
Any ship can be a minesweeper, ONCE!
Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.
Any significantly advanced technology will always seem like Magick.
Any signs of consciousness? -Picard Not yet. -Beverly
Any similarity is due to the overlapping quantum reality...
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any slower and he'd be in reverse.  -- Gignac
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
Any small object that is dropped will hide under a larger object.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Any smart houseworker knows - "Don't do Windows"
Any smarter and he could be a slug.
Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearence of magic.
Any socialism involves more slavery than democracy.
Any software, once running, is already obsolete.
Any solution to a problem alters the problem.
Any spelling mistakes are due to line noise only!
Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with. - Phillip Guedalla
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.  - Kulawiec
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.  -- Kulawiec
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology.
Any sufficiently advanced magic will look like technology.
Any sufficiently advanced magick looks like technology.
Any sufficiently advanced technology doesn't support liberalism.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic-C
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. - A.C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. - Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. -- A.C.Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. Arthur C. Clark
Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk.
Any suggestions on how to continue the search for the unknown?
Any suggestions would be appreciated as I am still new at this stuff.
Any system that depends upon human reliability is unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
Any tagline 72 characters or less can be used by Blue Wave.
Any talent to declare? - Tom as border guard
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic.
Any telekinetics here, please raise my hand.
Any telekinetics out there?  Come on--raise my hands!
Any time that is not spent on love is wasted.
Any time that you want me to.
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Any time, any place, our snipers can drop you.  Have a nice day.
Any time, any way is OK with me!!!
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty
Any twit can understand computers, and many do.
Any use of this echo will increase the disorder in the universe.
Any use of this product will increase the disorder in the universe.
Any use of this product will increase the entropy in the universe.
Any warped person can claim to be a patriot, but they are still warped
Any way you slice it, I doubt if we'll see them here in ST:VOY.
Any wire cut to length will be too short.
Any wire cut to specified length will be too short.
Any woman is datable if you have the right tickets.
Any woman is dateable if you have the right tickets.
Any yakuzas <BANG> anymore.
AnyBody! Write Me!?!?!?! PLEASE!!?!?! ARGGGG!!!!
Anybody can be born right-handed. Only the best of us overcome it.
Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde
Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry. - L. Long
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry. - Lazarus Long
Anybody got a magnet?
Anybody got a peanut?.
Anybody got some good anti-Rush Limbaugh Taglines?
Anybody have an earth elemental?  I just got a 1 on my teleport roll.
Anybody hear any good jokes lately?  -- Pee Wee Herman
Anybody heard of a meme???
Anybody know some good Mark jokes?
Anybody know what happened to cambot? -- Joel Robinson
Anybody seen Dahmer's cellmate lately?
Anybody seen Dodger? Seen Dodger? Seen Dodger? - Garibaldi
Anybody seen my TAGLINES.OLX file?
Anybody seen my Tagline? I lost it
Anybody seen my money shovel? Computer's busted!
Anybody seen my recipe? I lost it
Anybody that thinks I'm strange should meet you.
Anybody wanna get high? - Tom as square guy to hippy
Anybody wanna screw?     |=/////////>
Anybody want anymore of these sniglets..?
Anybody want to buy a slightly used universe?
Anybody want to buy a used cold?
Anybody want to see setting number two? - Guinan
Anybody who loves Cats & hates kids can't be all bad.
Anybody who puts up a BBS qualifies for the space program.
Anybody who thinks I'm strange ought to meet you!
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap hasn't argued with a traffic cop.
Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anymore out there? Gee, they're all dead! <sniffle!>
Anyone Posting Tribble Recipes Will Be Shot.
Anyone Posting Tribble Taglines Will Be Shot.
Anyone South of the border are Mexicans.
Anyone able to feel pain is trainable.
Anyone able to offer to me road directions?
Anyone around here have the nerve to hot chat the moderator?
Anyone bored these days is not paying attention.
Anyone can afford hate.  It costs you to love. - John Willianson
Anyone can afford hate.  It costs you to love.<John Williamson
Anyone can afford to hate.  It costs you to love.
Anyone can be stupid, but don't abuse the privilege.
Anyone can end up a lawyer if he screws up enough.
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but @TO creates his own.
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but Al Gore creates his own.
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but Orville creates his own.
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but only *I* make my own!
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but you create your own.
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
Anyone can hate. it costs to love.\JOHN WILLIAMSON
Anyone can have a good idea once in a while......
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.  -- Publilius Syrus
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. -- Publilius Syrus
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.<Syrus>
Anyone can make a mistake, A fool insists on repeating it.
Anyone can make a mistake, said the Dalek climbing off the rubbish bin
Anyone can make a mistake. A fool insists on repeating it.
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with none.
Anyone can pee on the floor.  Be someone, crap on the ceiling..
Anyone can piss on the floor ... be someone, shit on the ceiling.
Anyone can piss on the floor,  be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Anyone can start, thoroughbreds finish.
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm.
Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death. -- Seneca
Anyone can turn DATA off...Only Tasha can turn DATA ON!!
Anyone can urinate on the floor. Be someone, defecate on
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
Anyone can walk on water, you just have to know where the rocks are.
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anyone care for a jelly baby?
Anyone caught writing taglines will be suspended.
Anyone coming for my guns better be prepared to meet God.
Anyone cornered is a brave and dangerous adversary.
Anyone could DO IT with manuals.
Anyone could do it with a *recipe* ....
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone else got something about life, like life sucks?
Anyone else remember strategic review?
Anyone ever found a use for those tractor feed cutouts? (NYC confetti)
Anyone ever tell you that you look a little like "Goofy"?
Anyone ever tell you that you look a little like @N@?
Anyone for Deathmatch
Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read..
Anyone got a good TAGLINE for me ?
Anyone got a good recipe for me ?
Anyone got any good oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp"
Anyone got any more socially acceptable hobbies I could try?
Anyone got pun Taglines?
Anyone have a coat hanger? My brain itches.
Anyone have a copy of Santa's list of naughty girls?
Anyone have any Duck Tape?  My duck has a Quack in it!
Anyone have any Murphy's Law type Taglines?
Anyone have any good uses for Dead Cats?
Anyone have any ideas for me?   Pulling my hair out!
Anyone have anything else to add???.
Anyone here for sex? Group discounts available!
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLE.QWK?
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?
Anyone know how to do taglines for a Mac? =) Yeah - buy a PC.
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
Anyone know what the (presumably obvious) answer is to my search?
Anyone know what they are talking about?
Anyone know where my virginity is, or the box it came in?
Anyone know where this thing is from?
Anyone looking for Q, or Star Trek taglines?
Anyone need an unemployed decal aligner?
Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day!
Anyone not wearing 2,000 sunblock is gonna have a real bad day!
Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a REAL BAD DAY.
Anyone not wearing 2mil sunblock's gonna have a REAL BAD DAY, GET IT??
Anyone noticed how Spock is beginning to act like Sybok?
Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges?
Anyone see a war around here? Patton or Bill Gates
Anyone seen a screwed up kid? - Crow
Anyone seen my cat?? :(
Anyone seen my head I know I left it somewhere...
Anyone seen my one-eyed trouser snake?!?
Anyone that hates dogs and kids can't be all bad!
Anyone that runs Windows DESERVES what they get...
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get And there
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get.
Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
Anyone want some toast?
Anyone want to buy a harmless, little tribble?
Anyone want to buy a twenty ton nail?
Anyone want to sign my arm? - Mike
Anyone who actually WANTS to be President is suspect!
Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot. - L. Long
Anyone who can take aspirin at a water fountain deserves to get well.
Anyone who can take asprin at a water fountain deserves to get well.
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.<Al Capp>
Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.  L. Long
Anyone who doesn't smile at a kitten isn't worth knowing
Anyone who gets in my way gets a napalm enema!
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Anyone who goes to a social worker ought to have his head examined. 
Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist, ought to have his head examined
Anyone who hates Cats and Kids Can't be All Bad.
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.  -- W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. -- W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.WC Fields
Anyone who hates children and cats can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really understand the situation.
Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on.
Anyone who isn't confused isn't thinking clearly.
Anyone who isn't confused simply doesn't understand the situation!OJW
Anyone who makes a blanket statement is a fool.
Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.
Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head. - Frank Burns
Anyone who remembers the 60's... wasn't there.
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. HUH?
Anyone who remembers the 60'swasn't there.
Anyone who runs Windows deserves it.
Anyone who says he can see though women is missing alot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.  -- Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he is not going to resign, four times, definitely will.
Anyone who thinks the Gliebermans were the worst missed Skalbania.
Anyone with a clear conscience has a foggy memory!
Anyone with a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
Anyone with money to burn will easily find someone to tend their fire.
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Anyone would like "curmudgeon" after they looked it up!
Anyone would like Cal Webster after seeing his Taglines!
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? ...Bullitt? Bullitt? Bullitt?
Anyone? Anything? Say it if you've got it!
Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve.
Anything adjustable sooner or later needs adjusting.
Anything after "No' is tagline stealing.
Anything anybody can say about America is true.
Anything before 40 is just a rehearsal....
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything can be made to work if you mess with it long enough
Anything can work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything demonstrated for a repairman will work perfectly
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. -- Flucard's Corollary
Anything else I can do for ya?  - O'Brien
Anything else I can do for you along that line, feel free to ask.
Anything else I can do for you?
Anything for the love of words! - Andromache
Anything free is worth is worth what you paid for it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. - L. Long
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. -- Heinlein
Anything goes (well, sorta).
Anything goes. That was anything and there it goes.
Anything good and tasteful is made of chocolate.
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fatal
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral,or
Anything good in life is illegal immoral or long distance
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything infinitely improbable will most likely happen.
Anything is better than this crap! -- Joel Robinson
Anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything is impossible, if you don't attempt it.
Anything is possible - sowing the seeds of love.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Anything is possible if you don't know what your talking about...
Anything is possible in NetHack, unless it's not.
Anything is possible with imagination and enough duct tape.
Anything is possible, excpet skiing through a revolving door.
Anything is possible, unless it's not.
Anything less than 9600 baud is hazardous to your sanity!
Anything less than one hundred dead cats is an accident.
Anything made of chocolate must be good.
Anything not a constant is not a commandment from God.
Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God.
Anything not coated with asbestos is a dragon toy.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer.
Anything not locked out of reach is a bird toy.
Anything not locked out of reach is a dog toy.
Anything not nailed down is a Dragon toy
Anything not nailed down is a baby's toy.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
Anything not nailed down is a puppy toy.
Anything not nailed down, and some that are, is a ferret toy.
Anything not tied down is a cat toy
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
Anything of importance is founded on mathematics.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy.  Anything not there yet, will be.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
Anything once assembled, will fall apart.
Anything over .30 is gauche. - Klinger, on .45 caliber earrings
Anything over a handful is for the other hand.
Anything preying on @FN@'s mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on John's mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on Ken's mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on Matthew's mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on Orville's mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on Rush Limbaugh's mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on his mind would starve to death.
Anything preying on your mind would starve to death.
Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manner.
Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.
Anything that can be served with whipped cream is a food!
Anything that can go wr # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anything that can go wr# ^% Bus Error--Core Overfl
Anything that can go wro#@^% Bus ERROR -- Core Dumped
Anything that can go wro$@+/#^% Bus Error - Core Dumped.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.  Murphy Laws
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
Anything that can possibly can go wrong, *^%(@#*%   NO CARRIER
Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
Anything that doesn't kill me makes me stranger.
Anything that gets you free money is illegal.
Anything that gives you gas is a health food!
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung.
Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead.
Anything that kills you makes you dead.
Anything that kills you makes you well, dead.
Anything that kills you makes you...well, dead.
Anything that possibly can go wrong wi~$@q NO CARRIER
Anything that possibly can go wrong, *^%(@#*%   NO CARRIER
Anything that sounds reasonable, the government doesn't like at all.
Anything that stresses you can also make you stronger.
Anything that's not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything too stupid to be said is sung. -- Voltaire
Anything unsecured is mine.  Anything I can pry loose is not secured.
Anything we learn today may be disproved tomorrow.
Anything we learn today may be disproven tomorrow.
Anything will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.
Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
Anything worth OVERdoing usually costs money...
Anything worth attaining is worth working at.
Anything worth doing is worth doing for money!
Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
Anything worth doing is worth making fun of.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit.
Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.(Drow Proverb)
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Anything worthwhile can be said in monochrome.
Anything you can conceive and believe, you can achieve.
Anything you can do I can do better.                    NOT!!
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.  'Murphy
Anything you do can get you shot.  Including doing nothing.
Anything you people decide is fine with me. - Col. Henry Blake
Anything you post can be quoted & used against you in *Tagline Court*.
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in Tagline court.
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in a Tagline court
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in a recipe court.
Anything you say ain't gonna be much. <Riggs>
Anything you say can & will be misquoted & used against you.
Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you.
Anything you say can and will be taglined :)  -Serendipity
Anything you say will be distorted and remixed and used against you.
Anything you say will be distorted, remixed and used against you
Anything you say will be held against you  Michelle Pfeiffer!
Anything you say will be held against you.. Nana Visitor!
Anything you say will be held against you... Bob!
Anything you say will be held against you... Gary!.
Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you.
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Anything you say will be quoted and used against you in TAGLINE COURT!
Anything you say, @FN@...
Anything you say...Trickster...will be misquoted and used against you.
Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Anything you try to fix will take longer & cost more than you thought.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
Anything you'd like to do? Yes. Go into a coma.
Anything you're good at contributes to happiness
Anything you, Baby.
Anythingnotnaileddownisacattoyanythingthatcanbeclawedupisnotnaileddown
Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Anytime things appear to be going better, you've overlooked something.
Anytime things go better, you have overlooked something.
Anytime's the right time for waffles! -- Joel Robinson
Anyway, I'm not much of an actor - Picard
Anyway, what did the books know? Here was the real thing.
Anyways, Apogee has technology WAY past DOOM, right Joe?
Anywhere You Go ... There You Are !
Anywhere's a better place to be...
Apartment:  A place to store dirty laundy until you can go home to Mom.
Apathetic Sociopath:  I'd kill you if I cared.
Apathetics Of The World! . . . Ahhh, Forget It!
Apathetics of the world...Ah, screw it.
Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it!
Apathists of the world... ahh, forget it.
Apathists of the world...awww, forget it.
Apathy ERROR - don't bother pressing any keys.
Apathy ERROR:  Strike any key, or none.  Who cares?
Apathy Error #47:  Strike a key or not, I don't care.
Apathy Error - don't bother pressing any keys.
Apathy Error:  Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apathy Error:  Don't bother striking any key.
Apathy Error: Do not bother striking any key.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apathy Error: Don't bother hitting a key to continue.
Apathy Rally Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest!
Apathy Society canceled due to no-shows.
Apathy Society cancelled due to no-shows.
Apathy Tagline: Don't bother hitting a key to continue.
Apathy error -- Don't bother striking a key.
Apathy error:  Don't bother striking any key.
Apathy error:  Strike any key.  Or none, for that matter.
Apathy error: Don't bother striking any key
Apathy error: Strike any key, or none. Who cares!
Apathy error: hit any key.  Or none for that matter.
Apathy is a problem, but who cares?
Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution
Apathy is on the increase, but who cares?
Apathy is running rampant... and I don't care!
Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand.
Apathy will be the downfall of mankind, But Who Cares?
Apathy workshop cancelled due to lack of interest.
Apathyists Of The World! . . . Ahhh, Forget It!
Apes evolved from Creationists!
Apes were invented because politicians were needed. -- Asimov
Apes were invented because politicians were needed. --Isaac Asimov.
Apex.            The female of the gorilla species.
Aphasia: Window decompose distance replicate for and.
Aphid:  Abbrev.:  What you use to play square-dance music.
Aphid: abrev. What you use to play square-dance music.
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement.
Aphrodisiac:  An African disc jockey.
Apl programmers do it in a line.
Apogee Wolfmaster - For your killing pleasure
Apogee games: Betcha can't play just one!
Apogee taglines take up 94% of my hard drive space. :)
Apogee- when you REALLY want to have fun, they're #1!
Apogee: So bad even the COMPETITION can't stop laughing!
Apollo was astonished.  Dionysus thought me mad.
Apollo: Even for a god, there is a point of no return.
Apollo: Let the lesson begin!  Welcome to Olympus, Captain Kirk!
Apollo: The time is past.  There is no room for gods.
Apollo: Verbose, isn't he?
Apologists do it orally.
Apologize... It's the best way to get in the last word!!
Apologize... That oughta slow him down a peg!
Apology accepted, Captain @FN@.
Apology accepted, Captain Bullitt.
Apology accepted, Captain Fox.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Vader
Apology accepted, Captain Orville.
Apology accepted, Captain Robert Hood.  <THUMP> - Vader
Apology accepted, He .
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
Apology?  You better check the temperature in hell first!
Apology? Better check the temperature in HELL first! - Sinclair
Apparent confusion is a product of good order.
Apparently he's going to inherit the Earth.
Apparently it's worth a billion dollars! - Yakko
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Apparently, Bob saw an alien once.
Apparently, Orville saw an alien once.
Apparently, Pat saw an alien once.
Apparently, he saw an alien once.
Appeal: Placing the dice into the box for another throw.
Appearance, Extremely neat, even combs his p*bic hair.
Appearance, Flies will leave fresh dog sh*t to follow him.
Appears to be a coathanger, locked in a car. Good thing I had my keys.
Appease the Moderator Monster.  Send Jelly Babies.
Appease the Moderator Monster.  Send coffee!
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send Jelly Babies.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
Appease the PMS Monster.  Send chocolate.
Appendix to your DOS manual. Use keys 128 - 254 (* - *) for best
Appetizers are those little bits you eat until you lose your appetite.
Applaflammaphobia - A vacation fear that the house will burn down.
Applaflammaphobia: vacation fear that the house will burn down.
Applause, pom poms and trumpets for our Sysops and Moderators!
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our Sysops & Co-sysops!
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our Sysops & Moderators!
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators
Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderators!
Apple (C) 1767, Sir Isaac Newton
Apple (c) 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve
Apple (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton <= OUCH! <NEWT>
Apple (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Apple Computer - Buy the product, not the stock.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Apple I (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Apple I Copyright 1767, Sir Issac Newton
Apple I...The Grandmother of all boards.
Apple Macintosh Error Msg: "Like dude, something went wrong."
Apple Turnover - Command given by an apple trainer
Apple Users do it in the orchard.
Apple computer...It's so good it's Red Delicious !
Apple juice is good for you, But OJ could kill you
Apple officials declined to comment.
Apple programmers do it in a line.
Apple's Newton competes with the pencil and paper.
Apple-bashing: A hobby *and* a way of life.
Apple:  A PC so simple your parents can use it.
Apple: (c)Copyright 1767, by [Sir] Isaac Newton.
AppleCyders...Apple users on the Net.
Applerocket - A New York cab.
Apples and viruses ?  I thought APPLES got WORMS !
Apples don't grow on trees, you know. - Frank Burns
Apples, Peaches, Pages, pie! - Crow on name in credits
Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits!
Applesauce...what your brain turns to after using a Macintosh.
Applexy: Feeling when your computer doesn't deliver the info you need.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
Apply butt to chair and fingers to keyboard.
Apply only to affected area.
Apply plate voltage and dip final for minimum smoke.
Apply to Al Cowlings Driving School today!
Appreciate Shakespear, read the original Klingon version
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Appreciate me now.....and avoid the rush.
Appreciate what people are doing for you.
Appreciation of art is a sign of higher intelligence!
Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon!
Approved for veterans.
Approved, but not funded.
Appuyez sur ALT A pour le version d'Anglaise de cette tagline bilingue
Appuyez sur ALT-A pour le version d'Anglaise de cette recipe bilingue
Appuyez sur ALT-A pour le version d'Anglaise de cette tagline bilingue
Appuyez sur ALT-E pour le version d'Anglaise de cette tagline bilingue
Apr 14 - Christian Huygens' 365th Birthday
April - Slated As Child Abuse Month - Janier
April 15th should be called TAXGIVING DAY.
April 16th:  Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
April 19th - Unofficial Federal Holiday for ATF/FBI agents.
April 2, International Douglas Adam's Day
April Fool!:  by Sue Prize
April Fool!: Sue Prize
April Fools! You're really in a holodeck simulation!
April fools! - Holly But it's not April! - Lister
April hath put a spirit of youth in every thing.  - William Shakespeare
April: the month that lawns and the IRS get green.
Apt natural.  I have a gub.
Apt natural. I have a gub.
Aquacoustics: sound waves in bathrooms enabling anyone to sing on key.
Aquadextrous:  Able to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
Aquadextrous: The ability to turn the faucet of and off with your toes.
Aquaintapparelnesla: Friend who borrows clothes and never returns them
Aquaintapparelnesla: Friends who borrow clothes and never return them.
Aquaintapparelnesla: Friends who borrows clothes and never return them
Aquaintapparelnesla: Friends who borrows clothes and never returns them.
Aquait - The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
Aquait:  The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy.
Aquaman!  You go..... talk to some fish!!  HaHaHaHaHa!  - The State
Aquamortis - To continue watering a plant weeks after it has died.
Aquanetta. Snot is running down her nose - Tom on credits
Aquarist: Spends $1000 to watch $20 worth of fish.
Aquarium = Kitty Boob Tube
Aquarium:  Interactive television for cats.
Aquarium:  Kitty boob-tube.
Aquarium:  interactive TV for cats.
Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster.
Aquello - The brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials.
Aquello: the brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials.
Aquinas' Law: What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
Ar-YOU-ken! Bud Light?!? Why YES, I am Mr..Ken...
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Arachnids...The original Web Browsers.
Arachnihomophobia:  "The fear of gay spiders."
Arachnohomophobia:  Fear of gay spiders.
Arachnohomophobia: Fear of gay spiders.
Aramaiti, Mother of the people made of clay.
Arch Duke Ferdinand found alive! First World War a mistake!
Archaeologist:  A man whose career lies in ruins...
Archaeologist:  A person whose career lies in ruins.
Archaeologist:  one who's career lies in ruins.
Archaeologist: (n) A ghoul with credentials.
Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.
Archaeologist: One whose carrer lies in ruins.
Archaeologist: one whose career lies in ruins
Archaeologists do it for centuries.
Archaeologists do it for the dates.
Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
Archaeologists prefer older dates.
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
Archaeology's future lies in ruins. *
Archelogists do it by trowel and era!
Archeologist: one whose career is always in ruins!
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Archeologists like it old.
Archers do it with a quiver.
Archers make better lovers cause they have longer shafts.
Archers use longer shafts.
Archery :  by  Beau N. Arrow
Archery: Beau N. Arrow
Archery: Beau N. Arrow(b)
Archfiend...A tourist in St. Louis.
Archibald lives, methibel too.
Archimedes had no principles!
Archimedes of Borg:  "Eureka!  You will be assimilated!"
Architects DO IT according to plan.
Architects DO IT with detail.
Architects DO IT with planning.
Architects DO IT with style.
Architects do it late.           
Architects do it to design specifications.
Architects do it with a plan.
Architects have great plans.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Archy typed this tagline just for you.
Are 10 lines at 1200bps better than 1 line at 9600bps?
Are 12 lines at 1,200bps as good as 1 line at 14,400bps?
Are 286, 386 and 486 sex positions???
Are Adric and Wesley Crusher really brothers?
Are Bart and OJ related?
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"?
Are Cats really intelligent aliens taking over Earth?
Are Cheerios really bagel seeds?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are Cheerios really doughnut seeds?
Are Filipino contortionists Manila folders?
Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts
Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts ??
Are Humans good to eat Wayne?
Are Philipino contortionists manila folders?
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmm, it depends...
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, I wonder...
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends...
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are REASON and LOGIC allowed on this echo?
Are Scottish Nudists Off Kilt-er?
Are TAGLINE Sales allowed in Conferences?  Film at 11!
Are The REN Biting Today - Stimpy.
Are We Still Holding Richmond?
Are Worfs cheaper by the half dozen if you buy them by the bulk?
Are XXX .gif's released to the pubic domain?
Are YOU talking to me? (x(x)
Are YOU the Moderator?
Are You Experienced?
Are You Kidding?  I NEVER Lurk!
Are You Sure? (N/N)
Are \/\/e Having Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
Are alimony payments taxable?
Are all your pets called Eric?
Are any of these available at our local pet store?
Are axe murderer tendancies normal, Orville?
Are baby taglines called tagpoles?
Are beer commercials great or what?
Are betazoid deliveries always this easy?-Not according to my mother!
Are birth control pills considered recreational drugs?
Are blonde jokes more enjoyable to read if you have an amber monitor?
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over earth?
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth?
Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer
Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
Are computer viruses cybernetic organisms?
Are couch potatoes into Transcendental Vegetation!?
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?
Are dog biscuits made from "Collie Flour?"
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour.
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
Are dog biscuits made of collie flour?
Are dog biscuts made from collie flour.
Are either of you paleontologists? No, we're high school students.
Are fake fur coats made from stuffed animals?
Are flames supposed to shoot out of it like that?
Are great fishermen master baiters?
Are hex wrenches made for opening computers?
Are humans capable of getting along?
Are humans good to eat Daddy?
Are hyenas laughing at something funny?
Are lawyers really people...or blood sucking parasites?
Are male "feminists" cross-dressers?
Are male "feminizts" cross-dressers? 
Are movies about Vulcans Pathe-logical?
Are naked women intelligent?  -S. Lec
Are on-topic message off-topic in the NON_SEQUITUR echo?
Are part time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are people from Tangiers called Tangerines?
Are politicians considered natural disasters?
Are property transfers incident to a divorce taxable?
Are queen bees gay ?
Are recipes protected by look and feel, Lotus?
Are recipes the footnotes of Reality?
Are redheads rednecks too?
Are semiconductors very short ticket collectors ?
Are serious points allowed in this conference's rules?
Are strawberries supposed to have grey fur?
Are taglines just message bumber stickers?
Are taglines protected by look and feel, Lotus?
Are taglines the footnotes of Reality?
Are taglines the footnotes of reality, Jaunty!?
Are talk shows getting out of hand?  Next time, on Geraldo.
Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe?  -- Herb Caen, S. F. Chronicle, 8/12/93
Are the "Ponape Scriptures" valid?
Are the Beatles one short?
Are the Ren biting today???  Nah, nothing yet.
Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretend
Are the folks in Waco whacko?
Are the liberators here? Do I hope or do I fear? -RUSH
Are the noises in my forehead bothering you?
Are the noises in my head bothering you?
Are the other services as easy listening as the Air Force
Are the recipes too long, or is the recipe-space to sh
Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh
Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space too sh
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
Are their maggots in your brains?
Are there Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in Heaven?
Are there Pop Tarts in Heaven?
Are there a White Pages for passwords?
Are there any female Bajorans in the house?  Yes?  <kiss!>  Any more?
Are there any good dreams playing tonight?
Are there any lawyers here?  ::KABLAM::  Any more?
Are there any more letters like you at home? - Lwaxana to Q
Are there any other kind?
Are there any questions? asked Tom wisely.
Are there any rules for this conference? Guidelines, ect?
Are there any rules for this conference? Guidelines, etc?
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? -Scrooge
Are these ROBERTS or RABBITS we're trying to identify ???
Are these ["send money"] subliminal taglines ["send money"] effective?
Are these cookies made with real Girl Scouts? - Wednesday Addams
Are these credits supposed to imply that there was a crew?
Are these not the fables of your ignorant youth?  <Chiun>
Are these windows going to change my original document?
Are they allowed to show THAT? - Crow on freezer diagram
Are they dead?   Does it matter?
Are they driving with their 'areas'? - Tom
Are they friendly spirits? - Rocket J. Squirrel
Are they made from Real Girl Guides ?
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?  Wednesday Addams
Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted.
Are they really moving Lennin's tomb to Berkeley?
Are they refueling? - Tom leers as couple talks
Are they talking about sex?"  Mike - "Yes."
Are they using stunt men, now? - Tom during wrestling
Are those Bugle Boy Jeans around your ankles?
Are those Valerian canapes? -- Admiral Nogachev
Are those cookies made from real Girl Scouts? - Wednesday Addams
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Are those from Victoria Secrets?  May I see???
Are those from Victoria Secrets? May I see???
Are those mutton chops? - Crow on girl's facial hair
Are those real Girl Scouts in those cookies?
Are those the Oak Ridge Boys? - Crow on white trash
Are those voices in your head or mine? - Crow
Are those yo mama's tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads?
Are those yo'momma tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads?
Are those your legs...or are you riding an ostrich ?
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are thunder thighs produced by eating lighting?
Are u a creative person ?
Are venetian blinds made by shady characters?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we all assistant managers yet?
Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?
Are we ants in your fantasy kingdom? - Mike
Are we at war with the Ferengi yet? * Deanna
Are we awful fast or was that a jump cut? - Crow
Are we being punished? -- Wakko
Are we being too literal?
Are we clear? -- Teacher   No, we're opaque. -- Yakko Warner
Are we clear? No. We're opaque.
Are we clinging tenatiously to my buttocks? - Powdered Toast Man
Are we dead yet? No. But you promised! Dinosaurs.
Are we dead, or is this Ohio? - Animaniacs
Are we dead? (Dot) ...or is this Ohio? (Yakko)
Are we dead? - Feels like heaven to me. - Hawkeye
Are we dysfunctional and codependent yet?
Are we dysfunctional yet?
Are we far enough off topic to get jumped on yet?
Are we friends?  Then don't insult our friendship. - Maurice
Are we gonna walk the allies all night? - Crow
Are we good?! - Geordi
Are we having fun yet?
Are we having fun? Must be! Here comes the Vice Squad!
Are we in litigation yet?
Are we in the milky afterglow? - Crow as girl smokes
Are we just toys to you? - Sheridan to Kosh
Are we live or on tape?
Are we near a slaughterhouse or did you forget your deodorant ? -Susie
Are we not Lems? If you click us, do we not..Oh no!!!
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Are we not taglines? If you parse us, do we not read?
Are we on a date? - Dr. Forrester to girl visitors
Are we playing "Stump the moderator" now?   <VBG>
Are we rich yet?
Are we roadkill on the Information Superhighway?
Are we sufficiently off-topic yet?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet? 
Are we there yet Papa Smurf??
Are we there yet?
Are women called 'birds' because they pick up worms?
Are ya achin...Yub YUb Yub...for some bacon...Yub Yub Yub
Are ya feelin' lucky, punk?!! - Harry Callahan
Are ya screamin' yet, folks?
Are you . . . experienced? - Jimi Hendrix
Are you 65+?  Love beans?  Yer an old gasser!
Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?
Are you BLIND or are your eyes just PAINTED on?  READ MY TEXT!!!
Are you Beavis or Butthead?
Are you Betazoid or something?
Are you Experienced? - Hendrix
Are you Joel Robinstone? - Crow as Pony Express rider
Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?
Are you Michael Jackson's kiddie recruiter?
Are you REALLY sure you want to continue? (N/n)
Are you STILL using Amiga Reader.
Are you SURE it's plugged in?
Are you SURE you haven't posted there...?
Are you TRYING to be difficult, or are you just STUPID??
Are you _nuts_?  He was lying - Garibaldi
Are you a BBS addict? Call 1-800-2-HANG-UP for help...
Are you a Bisy Backson?
Are you a Brenda Keyport: If you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
Are you a Ferengi, or does your head have a venereal disease?
Are you a Ferengi, or is your face mooning me?
Are you a Ferengi, or just ethically challenged?
Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a crab on your head?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head ?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a Photometric Polytechnic graduate?
Are you a computer friendly user?
Are you a conservative?  I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.
Are you a creation scientist too?
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch?
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch? Oh, it's you Guinan! -Q
Are you a half-Klingon, or is that a baby turtle on your head?
Are you a just liberal, or just a liberal joke?
Are you a liberal?  I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.
Are you a man or a subroutine ?
Are you a pooftah?
Are you a redneck #15: If you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
Are you a redneck if your family tree has no branches?
Are you a smoker, or do you naturally stink like that?
Are you a turtle?
Are you a virgin?
Are you afraid of the captain too? -- Wesley
Are you after MY pervert award or what?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you all drunk? - Nurse Baker to Hawk, Radar, and BJ
Are you an aquarium keeper or a fisher of men?
Are you an experiment in Artificial Stupidity?
Are you asking me for something, Orville Bullitt?
Are you bald, or is your neck blowing bubble gum?
Are you being obtuse, or is it my tendency to obfuscate e
Are you being served?
Are you bilingual?  Cool, I speak Pascal, too!
Are you blonde or drunk?
Are you bragging or complaining?
Are you charmed yet?
Are you coming along nicely, or does I has to muss you up?
Are you coming quietly or do I need earplugs?
Are you contemplating what I'm contemplating?
Are you dead inside, MacLeod? - Annie Devlin
Are you dead inside, McLeod? - Annie Devlin
Are you deliberately trying to be rude, or are you just stupid?
Are you doctors? - Only when the moon is full. - Hawkeye
Are you doing that on purpose..?
Are you eating the paste? No, Mith Hoover.
Are you edible? I am not edible.
Are you electroencephalographically challenged?
Are you embarrassed easily?
Are you experienced? Just ask the AXIS  J.Hendrix
Are you familiar with Hector's Law?  As an example of it, you should be.
Are you finger-lickin' good?
Are you free?
Are you from the same family? - Mike on engaged couple
Are you getting this all, or am I going too fast for you?
Are you glad to see me or is that just a computer in your pocket?
Are you glowing from nightly photon bombardments?
Are you going on to something <gag!> *SERIOUS*??
Are you going to apologize, or do I have to keep tickling you? - TamPo
Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs?
Are you going to come quietly or do I need earplugs?
Are you going to come quietly or do I need hearing protection?
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Are you going to cum quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Are you going to eat that?
Are you going to give up your taglines quietly?  Or must I get ugly?
Are you going to knock it off? - Frank to Hawkeye
Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
Are you going to tell Hammond the kids are missing? No. You are.
Are you gonna die soon and leave your money to someone?
Are you gonna eat that?, Tom asked hungrily.
Are you gonna hit me? - Frank dressed as a pinata
Are you gonna laugh for the rest of your lives? "huh huh huh uh huh"
Are you gonna laugh for the rest of your lives? "huh huh mm uh huh"
Are you gonna laugh for the rest of your lives? huh huh huh mm uh huh
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Are you happy now...
Are you having a blonde moment?
Are you having fun. I am.
Are you here for the Buffet?
Are you here to work or to play? - Riker
Are you hiring right now? -Mike as guy holds gun to clerk
Are you implying that I would Ever stoop to "Tagline Thievery"?
Are you implying that I would Ever stoop to "recipe Thievery"?
Are you intelligent?  Then use it!
Are you into "photographs"?  nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  - Monty Python
Are you into casual sex -- or should I dress up?
Are you into casual sex, Willow, or should I dress up?
Are you into casual sex, or do you dress up?
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress?
Are you into casual sex, or should I undress first?
Are you into casual sex? Or should we dress up?
Are you into transmogrification, too?
Are you just another Prisoner of Gravity??
Are you just gonna lie there like a big lump? - Frank
Are you just walking or hunting? - Duncan MacLeod
Are you kidding I'm at the age where I'm envious of a stiff wind!
Are you kidding? I'm moderator! :)
Are you kidding? I'm the camp cramp champ. - Hawkeye
Are you left-handed or backwards?
Are you listening to me, Lennon?
Are you lookin' at me?? Are YOU lookin' at ME?? Kinky!!
Are you lubricating, or did the water bed spring another leak?
Are you lying or just stupid?
Are you makin' this up????
Are you making this up as you go along?
Are you man enough to take command? - Evil Gypsy to Tom
Are you my mother? - Crow to Mike
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Illuminati?
Are you offering yourself to me?
Are you on an ego trip?   You forgot your luggage.
Are you on the right wave?
Are you online?  Good!  Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Are you online? Good!  Hit <ALT-H< to take the I.Q. Test.
Are you out of my mind?
Are you out of what's left of your mind? - Trapper to Frank
Are you out of your Vulcan mind? * Dr. McCoy
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!? - McCoy
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!? -Dr. McCoy
Are you out of your goddamned MIND?!?!?! - Gennaro
Are you over 21? Are YOU? I'm not obligated to answer that.
Are you paranoid if someone REALLY is following you?
Are you part of the problem, or part of the solution?
Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate?
Are you police?  No ma'am, we're musicians.
Are you polling more, but enjoying it less?
Are you pondering what I am pondering?--The Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?  -Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? - The Brain
Are you practicing to be a politician?
Are you pregnant?
Are you prepared to defend yourself?
Are you pretty? - Yakko
Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me? - Pesto
Are you ready for a good time?
Are you ready for the Lord Jesus to come back?
Are you ready to die?
Are you ready? - Sheridan No, but you may proceed anyway. - Delenn
Are you really THAT stupid, or do you have to work at it?
Are you really as horny as a 10 peckered owl??- Pump up the Volume.
Are you really crazy, or are you as good as you say you are? <M>
Are you really the master of your domain?
Are you related to Mr. Phlegm? - Crow
Are you running under Windows, or just using an XT?
Are you saying "Ni!" to that old woman?
Are you saying Horne is one of these cyber-zombies - Garibaldi
Are you saying I should take off your head, Data? -Riker
Are you saying `ni' to that old woman? -- Roger
Are you saying both of my officers are dead? -- Sisko
Are you saying that I should take off your head? - Riker
Are you saying that I'm some blind ghost with clothes? - Geordi.
Are you saying that I'm to meet aliens looking like this?
Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?
Are you scanning me? --Talia Winters.
Are you scared?
Are you seeing my double taglines, or is it just me? - Geco
Are you shaved, Sister?
Are you so sure your perfectly right?
Are you speaking from experience, Brenda?
Are you spose'ta file open sores w/an emory board? - Mike
Are you squawking at me?  Are you squawking at me?
Are you stating that from personal experience?
Are you still here?  The message is over.  Shoo!  Go away!
Are you still here?? This message is over. Go away. Shoo...
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat? -Weird Al Yankovic
Are you still mad because I gave a mohawk to your cat?
Are you still reformatting the Quote Lines by hand? Use TmNice!
Are you still using AQuick?
Are you still with the large "accounting firm?"
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? --Monty Python
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!?
Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? - Monty Python
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??!?
Are you supposed to be here?
Are you supposed to just sit here?!? - Worf
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you sure (Y/N)?
Are you sure (Y/Y)?
Are you sure is isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Are you sure it is not time for a colourful metaphor?
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor Captain?
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? - Spock
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? Captain Bullitt.
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? Captain Orville.
Are you sure nobody is watching through your bedroom window?
Are you sure taglines are safe???
Are you sure that's perfectly safe? @$#%#NO CARRIER
Are you sure the "Insert" key doesn't mean
Are you sure the problem isn't at the liberal end?
Are you sure these recipes are safe???
Are you sure this is all you want for Christmas, Garfield?  Jon
Are you sure this is wise? - Sheridan
Are you sure this isn't the files base?
Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor? -Spock
Are you sure this isnt a good time 4 a colorful metaphor?
Are you sure this isnt a good time 4 a colorful tagline?
Are you sure this place is safe? - Vash
Are you sure this thing is safe? - C3PO
Are you sure this things safe?
Are you sure we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto?
Are you sure you didn't type FORAMT?!?!?!
Are you sure you really want to know that?
Are you sure you really wanted to know that?
Are you sure you should be asking that in a public base? ;) - Jalapeno
Are you sure you understand what I thought I said!
Are you sure you want to quit this great game?
Are you sure you want to quit...I mean do you REALLY TRULY want to QUIT?
Are you sure you're sanity chip is fully in? -- Kryten
Are you sure your insanity chip is fully in?
Are you sure your sanity chip is fully in? - Kryten
Are you sure? (N/q/y/c/u/f/?/d/b/m/0/x/n/p/a/i):
Are you sure? I'm positive. Only fools are positive. Are you sure?
Are you sure? We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto?
Are you sure? Were not in Kansas anymore, Toto?
Are you talking dirty again? No!? Well, call me when you are...
Are you telling me there's a Donatello virus too?
Are you telling me to go on a DIET! --Ivanova.
Are you telling me to mind?
Are you telling me, a Wizard, to RTFM of Magic?
Are you that confident, or that greedy? - Massha
Are you the Fish Fryer?   No, I'm the Chip Monk.
Are you the Keymaster?
Are you the Pussy Lifesaver?? I need Rescusitation.
Are you the dreamer or just the dream?
Are you the dreamer.. or the dream..?
Are you the police?  No ma'am, we're musicians.
Are you the police? No m'am, we're musicians.
Are you thinking in tongues?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky..?
Are you threatening me? - Beavis
Are you threatening me???  You will give me T.P., bungholio!
Are you through drying the poodle?  I need the microwave.
Are you tired of empty promises? God never fails.
Are you tired of screwing up?  Try getting on top.
Are you tired of this tagline yet???
Are you to confuse with me facts?
Are you toxic?
Are you trying to anger me again? - Kang to Dax
Are you trying to anger me again? -- Kang
Are you trying to besmirch my bad name?
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
Are you trying to say that Uranus is yucky!? -Vhujunka
Are you trying to tell me that you never whipped a snap? <G>
Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
Are you turning everything I say into a Tagline?
Are you turning everything I say into a recipe?
Are you turning everything I say into taglines?
Are you uncomfortable around naked men? Adam, no.
Are you under nourished?  Try the Bread of Life!
Are you unhappy darling?
Are you up for a little horsing around?
Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor? * Picard
Are you user-friendly?
Are you using OS/2 or is that just a SLOW XT?
Are you using Windows or is that just a SLOW XT?
Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
Are you using Windows, or is that an XT?
Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT?
Are you using Windows, or is that just an old slow XT?
Are you using all your geese?  There are geeseless folks in Nigeria!!
Are you using an XT, or just running Windoze?
Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE.
Are you waiting for your prey?
Are you wearing a condom?
Are you wearing a toupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head
Are you wearing a toupe or is that a tribble on your head?
Are you wearing a toupee or is that a tribble on your head
Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head?
Are you wearing corduroy? That effects the radio - Crow
Are you wearing your jimmy-hat? - Joel
Are you who I think I am?
Are you with me, Dr. Wu?
Are you with the bride or the failure.
Are your children boys or girls?  Usually.
Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts? D Wednesday Adams
Are your dog and your wallet both on a chain?
Are your eyes open or are you like using the Force?
Are your shakes fresh or a mix?  Uhh, chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.
Are. You. Ready. For. Marriage. - Dr. F w/semaphore flags
Aren't  *Taglines*  a *blast*??
Aren't  *recipes*  a *blast*??
Aren't Arrakis and Tatooine actually the SAME planet?
Aren't Tribbles much more fun than what most people consider important
Aren't U glad U don't use DOS?  Don't U wish everybody did?
Aren't beer commercials great or what?
Aren't cats just little furry balls of love?
Aren't cats just the cutest widdle furry balls of love?
Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of balls of love?
Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of love?
Aren't dragons just widdle scaley bundles of love?
Aren't five cups of tea too many from one bag? asked Tom, weakly.
Aren't kids wonderful?  I don't have any myself.
Aren't spill chekkers grate.
Aren't spill chukkers grate.
Aren't taglines fun? Now you can screw up in multiples!
Aren't the spacelanes cleared by maintenance at night?
Aren't they horrifying. And yet - so fascinating!
Aren't we naughty today! :)
Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!  - Q to Kira
Aren't we way overdue for a year of Jubilee?
Aren't you Adam West from Lady Chatterly's Lover II -Mike
Aren't you Glad you found Net Users? :-)
Aren't you Glad you found NetUsers?  :-)
Aren't you a little old to believe in human tales? -- Chrysta's father
Aren't you a little old to believe in human tales? -- Chrysta's father.
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?  - Leia Organo Solo
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? -- Leia
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?...
Aren't you a little short for s stormtrooper?
Aren't you contentious for a minor bipedal species?  - Caretaker
Aren't you dead? - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
Aren't you dead? --Kirk to Spock.
Aren't you dead? --Kirk.
Aren't you glad elephants can't fly?
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly?
Aren't you glad we don't all live on Uranus?
Aren't you glad you asked?
Aren't you glad you don't get the liberal governemnt you pay for?
Aren't you glad your mother didn't have an abortion?
Aren't you one of us, Mike? - Tom
Aren't you over here on the American Plan? - Col. Potter
Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
Aren't you supposed to be dead? -Kirk ST:II
Aren't you tending to black and white this whole situation?
Arent you gonna carry me into the theater? -Frank to Dr.F
Areoma - The odor from an exercise room after an aerobics class.
Aretha Franklin of Borg:  R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
Arf wiener dog!
Arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from the ol' Fidonet.
Arg! Me parrot done messed on me coat. Parrot stew tonight, mates.
Argal, she drowned herself wittingly.
Argelfraster!
Argh - no more taglines! Hell! ;^).
Argh! Someone used my family tree for pulpwood.
Argh!!  It's Tom and his collective!!  Look useless!!
Argh, the bills, the bills!  -  Quasimodem
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh, 6 a.m. Already (sigh)
Argle bargle nargle fargle, and a coke.  -SLR
Argo scoring drive: Cruising downtown looking for babes
Argon         (Ar)    39.94800
Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they're yours.
Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours.
Argue ideas, not personalities.
Argue if you must, just remember I'm right!
Argue not with a dragon, you are crunchy and go well with brie.
Argue with yourself and LOSE???-- PROBLEM!!.
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Arguing logic with a programmer can get one hexed.
Arguing with a Fundamentalist is like dueling with an unarmed man.
Arguing with a Fundie is like dueling with an unarmed man.
Arguing with a moderator in public may be hazardous to your access.
Argument is the opiate of the net.aholics  J. Parsons, NZ_RELIGION.
Argument:  Discussion with an End User about program specifications.
Argumentative?  I am not!
Argumentative?  No, I'm not!
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
Argumentum ad bozum non Christii.  "He's not a true xian"  R Jackson
Ariadne, Most Holy, High Fruitful Mother.
Aries' ram whenever possible
Aries, Gemini Rising & Aquarius moon -- pulled three ways, no waiting
Arinna, Mother of the Sun.
Arioch!  Arioch!  Blood and souls for Lord Arioch!
Arising - Conflict between a man and his mattress.
Aristotle What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies.  Aristotle
Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Aristotle was all wet!
Aristotle's last words:  "who put that crap in my cup?"
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Arithmetic: Counting to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Arizona - The Grand Canyon state.
Arizona Wildcats!!! #1!!!!
Arizona: where summer spends the winter.
Arkansas - It is illegal to blindfold a cow on public roads
Arkansas DOS:   Y'all reckon?  (Yup/Nope)
Arkansas Foreplay: "Ma, is Pa asleep yet?"
Arkansas State Police ... "To Procure and To Serve"
Arkansas cancelled Halloween & Thanksgiving - Witch took Turkey to DC.
Arkansas double suicide - "Ron Goldman & Nicole Simpson"
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton.
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton...
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton, why can't we?
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton.
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton. Now it's our turn.
Arkansas fore play, "Hey sis, you awake yet?".
Arkansas foreplay:  "Mom?  Is Dad asleep yet?"
Arkansas foreplay:  "Sis, are you awake?"
Arkansas foreplay: "Hey, Sis You awake yet?"
Arkansas foreplay: "Mom?  Is Dad asleep yet?"
Arkansas foreplay: "You awake sis?"
Arkansas foreplay: Sis, are you awake?
Arkansas man speak with forked tongue.
Arkansas people hated Clinton, so they gave US the chance. It worked.
Arkansas women are so fast, they need a governor put on them.
Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
Arkansas: Chicken capital of the world <i.e. First Chicken>
Arkansas: It is illegal to blindfold a cow on public roads.
Arkansas: Land of tall girls and virgin pines.
Arkansas: The Natural State.
Arkansas: Where there's plenty of hills, thrills & stills.
Arkideo - A kid who hangs around video arcades.
Arkideo: A kid who hangs around video arcades.
Arkytech@netcom.com Operator halted!  Cat needs attention!
Arkytech@netcom.com Operator halted!  Star Trek's on!
Arlington - Home of the Texas Rangers!
Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.
Armad - A person carrying a big shopping bag bearing a store logo.
Armadillo (n): Texas speed bumps.
Armadillo (n.) - Nature's failed attempt to traffic-proof the possum.
Armadillo: A mouse built to government specifications.
Armadillo: Texas speed bumps.
Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle
Armadillo: not very intelligent, but heavily armored.
Armadillo: possum on the half-shell.
Armadillo: what you do when you give a weapon to a Mexican pickle.
Armadillos are baby trolls ... Pass it on!
Armadillos invade Missouri.  Check your local listings.
Armadillos: Mother nature's speed bumps.
Armageddon: When right will be all that's left.
Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21. - Maynard
Armaments, Chapter one, Verses nine through twenty-seven.
Armathr, Mother of Prosperity.
Armed (and legged), reloaded and ready for action ...
Armed Citizenry: Ultimate Bulwark against Tyranny!
Armed Heists: Robin Banks
Armed man = citizen.  Unarmed man = subject.
Armed men are citizens, unarmed men are subjects.--R.A.H.
Armed men are citizens. Unarmed men are subjects.
Armed only with imagination, we smash through the Guard Rail of Life!
Armed we are citizens, unarmed we are subjects.
Armed women deter rapists over 400 times each day.
Armed, Dangerous...and suffering from PMS!
Armed, dangerous and off my medication!
Armed, dangerous, and off my medication.
Armed, we are CITIZENS; disarmed, we are SUBJECTS.
Armegeddon: The day the earth finally gets sick of us....
Armies are paid to kill people and blow up things.
Armies are paid to kill people and break things. - Rush Limbaugh
Armies are paid to kill people and break things. -- Limbaugh
Armies are paid to kill people and break things. -- Rush Limbaugh
Armless, legless and memberless man: Bobbitt II, the Sequel.
Armonk and Jello salad at Tenagra. --IBM:The Next Generation
Arms Control:  Slapping a fresh boyfriend.
Arms control could mean slapping a fresh boyfriend.
Arms control: Slapping a fresh boyfriend.
Armstrong!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this g
Army Axiom:  Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Army Axiom:  Any order that can be misunderstood has been.
Army food is very tasty. After 10 years, you can still taste it!
Army food:  The spoils of war.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Army food: the spoils of war.
Army hammer = "manually powered fastener-driving impact device."
Arnold J. Rimmer, BSC, SSC. "Bronze Swimming Certificate" * Lister
Arnold J. Rimmer, BSC, SSC. Bronze Swimming Certificate.
Arnold Rimmer took the blame. - Kryten
Arnold Rimmer, I.Q. unknown. - Rimmer
Arnold Schwarzenegger Stars in "Total Recall of Cthulhu"!
Arnold Schwarzenegger might drive a Fiero.
Arnold Stang, fugitive - Tom on geeky suspect
Arnold Swartzeneger of Borg. Would all the Borg speak with an accent?
Arnold after sex:  Hasta la vista baby.
Arnold after sex: Hasta la vista baby.
Arnold before chess:  "I'll be black!"
Arnold of Borg: Yu vill be assim...assim...assim.......terminated!!
Arnold preparing to play chess:  I'll be black!
Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
Arnolds fabulous sense of humour: Catch this fifty pound weight, Benji
Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky?
Aromatic New Bestseller: "Fishing Hole" by Mike Hunt.
Aroond an' aroond wi' a bag o' sticks, chasin' a wee bit baw.
Around The Disk in 80 Nano Seconds - Fileas Logg
Around here we do =precision= guess work!
Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
Around here, we do PRECISION guess work!
Around the world in 80 _minutes_ with coffee!
Around the world in A.D. days: A trip impossible in old Roman times.
Around the world in thirty minutes, this is commercial sign.
Around this place nobody plays with a full deck!
Arr. I don't know what I'm doin'.. - Captain
Arrakis is a one-crop planet. - Kynes <Dune
Array - A blast from a CRT.
Array - output of Flash Gordon's gun.
Array: A blast from a CRT.
Array: What comes out of Buck Roger's gun
Arrest him for the accent! - Crow on hoky sounding German
Arrested Adolescence is a LOT of FUN!
Arrested development: C programmer takes vacation.
Arrested for speeding on the information superhighway.
Arrests in Florida retaurant for praying; story at 11:00--Joe Savelli
Arrg. Gok. Geez, I'm chokin' on my own rage here - Moe
Arrive in Chicago earlier than expected - use OS/2!
Arrived safely Timbuktu!!
Arrogance : An ant crawling up an elephants leg with intent to rape!
Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.
Arrogant Hackers Do it for Free.
Arrows is arrows is arrows.   <-------------------<<
Arrows? Hell, I didn't even see the Indians.
Arrr, me 'earties!
Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(&#($*^^NO CARRIER
Arrrrgghhhhh! The moderator is picking on me$*^^(98NO CARRIER
Ars gratia artis.
Ars longa, vita brevis.
Arseholes are where God divided by zero.
Arsenic longa, vita brevis.
Arson may be someone's way of saying, "I don't like you."
Arsonists DO IT with matches.
Arsonists drive Blazers!  Proctologists drive Probes!
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Art Tait from the Land of Goshen, IN
Art Was Made To Disturb, Science Reassures. - G. Braque
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Art is I;  science is we.
Art is I; Science is We.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth - Pablo Picasso
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth..
Art is anything you can get away with.  -- Marshall McLuhan.
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.  -- Paul Gauguin
Art is either plagiarism or revolution. -- Paul Gauguin
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Art is making something out of nothing and then selling it
Art is meant to disturb - Georges Braque
Art is not to be looked at - art is looking at us.
Art is the only worthwhile endeavor
Art is vision not expression.
Art is wasted on people who have no souls. -- Jack Butler
Art is what you can get away with
Art must recreate, in full consciousness......(Wyzewa, 1886)
Art of Zen Moderating:  become one with your conference.
Art of medicine: amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Art thou an artist, or art thou art?
Art upsets, science reassures. (Braque)
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Picasso
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Art:  Limbless man on the wall.
Artergizer Abelbunny: It keeps lying, and lying, and lying, and lying
Artery (definition) - study of paintings.
Artery - the study of paintings.
Artery -- study of paintings
Artery............ The study of fine paintings.
Artery:  Study of fine paintings.
Artery:  Study of fine paintings...
Artery: Study of paintings
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Arthur Arthur, King of the Britons
Arthur Daley - a present day human with Ferengi values.
Arthur Dent had never, ever suspected this.
Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I?
Arthur R. Eldred -- First Eagle Scout
Arthur Ravenell Jr., Congressman (S.C.), was an Eagle Scout.
Arthur!  You got abducted too?!  This is gonna be great! - The Tick
Arthur! Honk if you love justice! - The Tick
Arthur, I have to tell you something very important over in that pub.
Arthur, you're safe!" "Am I?  Oh good.
Arthur... Arthur, King of the Britons...
Arthur: There it is! The Bridge of Death! Robin: Oh, great.
ArthurArthur, King of the Britons...
Arthurian in the sense that Arthur w/Dudley Moore - Tom
Articulation Inconsistancies: Politically Correct lying!
Articulation Inconsistencies: Politically Correct lying!
Artifical Intelligence -- the other guy's opinion.
Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
Artificial Insemination - A self-inflicted womb
Artificial Insemination: Self-Inflicted Womb.
Artificial Intelligence CAN be defeated -- I use Natural Stupidity!
Artificial Intelligence beats Real Stupidity every time.
Artificial Intelligence beats Real Stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Human Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Human Stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Artificial Intelligence is theoretical... Natural Stupidity is real.
Artificial Intelligence, Advanced Smoke and Mirrors Group
Artificial Intelligence:  A Blonde dyed Brunette.
Artificial Intelligence:  Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
Artificial Intelligence:  No match for natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence:  The other guy's opinion.
Artificial Intelligence:  someone else's opinion.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blond dyed Brunette.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette.
Artificial Intelligence: A liberal's opinion.
Artificial Intelligence: No match for natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial Intelligence? Oh! You mean Fundies!
Artificial Intelligence? Yeah, I know some people that have that.
Artificial Reality Test Site
Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
Artificial horizon: (-+-)  Tagline Horizon: (/+/)
Artificial intelligence = a blond who dyes her hair brown
Artificial intelligence is no match for human stupidity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
Artificial intelligence is not a match for natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial intelligence.  Natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence...a blond who dyes her hair brown.
Artificial intelligencea Marine in civies.
Artillerymen do it with a burst.
Artio, Mother of Animals.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
Artists DO IT expressively.
Artists are exhibitionists.
Artists do it beautifully.
Artists do it by design.
Artists do it graphically.
Artists do it in the buff.
Artists do it on canvas.
Artists do it with broad strokes.
Artists do it with emotion.
Artists' models make only a bare living.
Artoo Detoo, it is you, it is you!
Artoo Detoowah bo Seethreepiowah ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt.
Artoo says the chances of survival are 775   to  1.
Artoo says the chances of survival are 775:1.
Artoo! Where are you!! - C3PO
Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this. - C-3PO
Artoo, fire up the converters. * Luke
Artoo, look!  Captain Solo!  And he's still frozen in carbonite.
Arts should not be subsidized.
Aryan Crud and his Brownshirts<Riggs>
As "Bob" tells us, too much is always better than not enough.
As 2500 volts ran through my body I thought....Watt Next!
As Bourque's dreaming of golf"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"
As Bourque's dreaming of golf..."MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"
As Canadian as possible ... under the circumstances.
As Captain I have the power to marry you two.-Hawk to Potter & Radar
As Einstein said(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
As Gandhi once said, "Holy Cow!"
As George Michaels said....You got to have faith.
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly - The Big Guy
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. - Arthur Carlson
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free.
As I feared, you have no sense of humor. - Chiun
As I get older the days seem longer and the years seem shorter!
As I get older, cartoons actually get *cooler*
As I go forward, I hold my sword high in honor of you.
As I hate Hell, poison and THEE, oh Cutter! - Rayek
As I have recently reminded others, I have no feelings. - DATA
As I learn, I know about more things I don't yet know.
As I look in the mirror I recognize myself, but only just.
As I mentioned earlier, there is tremendous horror here.
As I read this my lighter is held high...
As I recall, they never said anything about it.
As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
As I said before, "I never repeat myself."
As I said before, I do not repeat myself.
As I said before, I don't repeat myself.
As I said before, I never repeat myself :)
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As I said before, I never repeat myself. 
As I said before, Willow, I never repeat myself.
As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
As I sip my martini, Orville will tickle the puma.
As I thought, another drug-induced, liberal fantasy.
As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
As I was saying to Elvis the other day
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
As I've said many times, I never repeat myself.
As Ito would say, "Compound question,counselor.Please rephrase it."
As J. S. Bach said, "If it's not baroque, don't fix it."
As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!-Betsy
As Judge Ito would say,"Compound question,counselor.Please rephrase it
As King Arthur said, some days it all seems so feudal.
As King Arthur said: "Some days it all seems so feudal."
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Alan & Cal said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Bob & All said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Charlene & Chrissy said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Fred & All said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Joel & Chrissy said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Mark & Jennifer said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Myra & Chrissy said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Scott & Chrissy said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Vicki & Patrick said "GO HABS GO!"
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Zach & Cal said "GO HABS GO!"
As Monty Python once said "What a strange person"
As Nietzsche said:  Life without music would be a mistake.
As Nietzsche said: Life without music would be a mistake.
As Popeye says, I yam what I yam...
As Robert Plant once said, "Hey! Ho! Hey-ey! Ho-wo-wo! Hey! Mmmmm!"
As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?"
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar(b)
As Sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable."
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself !"
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself!"
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
As a Frank Sinatra fan, I do it my way.
As a Human, I would have died of boredom. --Q.
As a PC-DOS user, I prefer the NO-WIN scenario.
As a Systems Programmer, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
As a Toon, I find your faith in Reality amusing
As a Toon, I find your faith in reality amusing.
As a Wiccan, I oppose FLAMING anyone for their beliefs.
As a Wyrd I find your faith in Reality amusing.
As a child, I *was* an imaginary playmate.
As a child, I had a quicksand box...I was an only child, eventually.
As a child, I was an imaginary friend.
As a child, I was very young.
As a child, had a quick-sand box...I was an only child, eventually.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing!
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As a computer, your faith in technology amuses me.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so does a fool return to his folly.
As a former fetus I oppose abortion!
As a former fetus, I OPPOSE ABORTION!
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this. - Calvin
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. * Calvin
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. - Calvin
As a math athiest, I should be excused from this. -Calvin
As a matter of fact I WAS born long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..
As a matter of fact, I am a musician.
As a matter of fact, I am handicapped
As a matter of fact, I like beer.
As a matter of fact, it IS a banana in my pocket.
As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
As a reluctant dieter said, "A waist is a terrible thing to mind"
As a reward you can kiss my arse...... ooooooooohhhh.
As a rule I don't drink--as a habit I do!
As a rule I don't drink.  As a habit, I do, but
As a smoker, I hate being told to butt out of conversations!
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids.
As a vegetarian cannibal, my diet consists of coma victims.
As a writer you appear to be doing nothing most of the time.<Speer>
As alert as a mouse at a cat show.
As always, I speak by myself, for my self, (usually) to myself!OJW
As an SCA Armourer I have to know good steel and strong ratan.
As an absolutely last resort, read the documentation.
As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
As androids go, you're in a class by yourself -- Pulaski
As any theorist knows, all stars and cows are spherical. - Roger Blandford
As anyone who owns a cat knows; no one can own a cat. - Berkeley
As bright as a burnt out light bulb.
As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.
As busy as a dog in a field with 500 fire hydrants
As busy as a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes
As busy as a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond.
As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened.
As cold as a shithouse on the shady side of an iceberg.
As confused as a baby at a topless bar.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
As confused as a moth in a lamp store!
As confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As cute as a baby alligator!
As cute as a baby raptor.
As de wiesen uut 't Oosten kwamen, dan bunt se krek terug e goan...
As easy as 1, 2, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
As easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974...
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419717...
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
As every cat servant knows, no one owns a cat.
As famous as the unknown soldier.
As far as I'm concerned, old age is fifteen years from now!
As far as I'm concerned, the day is over.  Garfield
As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means. * Calvin
As far as Racecars go: Bring them on, I'm ready!!!
As far as anyone knows, I'm a Jewish chaplain. - Col. Flagg
As far as we know it just may be a recipe for biscuits.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.  - Weisert
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.  -- Weisert
As flakey as a snowstorm.
As flaky as a snowstorm.
As flames run rampant on the net, I state my disclaimer:
As for THIS, I think I may have missed something somewhere.
As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are.
As for me and my house, I will serve the turkey!
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!          (Josh 24:15b)
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
As for the good news- there is NO good news.
As for these phantom breasts - Tom on Mr. B/Natural
As for you @FN@, all I know is that you know nothing.
As for you Jack, all I know is that you know nothing.
As for you Orville, all I know is that you know nothing.
As for you, all I know is that you know nothing.
As for you, you big dumb kid - Dr. Forrester to Frank
As for your other points, sorry, but I must disagree.
As four to three is two to one; thought pressure too much.
As fun as looking at the Invisible Man's Family Photo Album.
As funny as Bozo on drugs.
As funny as a Drano emema.
As funny as a baby playing with a loaded gun.
As funny as a bag of porcupines.
As funny as a ball and chain.
As funny as a barrel of rats.
As funny as a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
As funny as a black eye.
As funny as a blind man on the freeway.
As funny as a boil in your butt.
As funny as a brain tumor.
As funny as a brick through a plate glass window.
As funny as a broken promise.
As funny as a bucket of blood.
As funny as a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
As funny as a car bomb.
As funny as a case of the crabs.
As funny as a chamber of horrors.
As funny as a chicken-wire canoe.
As funny as a cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
As funny as a clogged drain.
As funny as a cold stethescope.
As funny as a concrete parachute.
As funny as a crazed diarrhetic elephant.
As funny as a cross-eyed surgeon with a case of the shakes.
As funny as a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
As funny as a dead baby.
As funny as a dead fish.
As funny as a death sentence.
As funny as a dirty diaper.
As funny as a double mastectomy.
As funny as a drive-by shooting.
As funny as a drunken airline pilot.
As funny as a dung sandwich.
As funny as a face full of pimples.
As funny as a fart in a spacesuit.
As funny as a fart in an elevator.
As funny as a final exam.
As funny as a firing squad.
As funny as a five-alarm fire.
As funny as a flash flood in a Fizzies factory.
As funny as a flat tire.
As funny as a fractured skull.
As funny as a frontal labotomy.
As funny as a full body cast.
As funny as a funeral.
As funny as a get well card on a coffin.
As funny as a hairpin turn on a mountain road.
As funny as a hate crime.
As funny as a head-on collision.
As funny as a heart attack.
As funny as a hemophiliac in a briar patch.
As funny as a horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
As funny as a house full of termites.
As funny as a hungry grizzly bear in your tent.
As funny as a just-peed-in swimming pool.
As funny as a lead balloon.
As funny as a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
As funny as a live wire in a bathtub.
As funny as a loaded barf bag.
As funny as a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.
As funny as a maniac with a meat axe.
As funny as a morgue.
As funny as a mouthful of cancer.
As funny as a natural disaster.
As funny as a near-sighted knife thrower.
As funny as a necktie party.
As funny as a nuclear meltdown.
As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
As funny as a pair of cement overshoes.
As funny as a pair of wet socks.
As funny as a paper cut.
As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
As funny as a perforated parachute.
As funny as a pigeon bomb.
As funny as a plague of locusts.
As funny as a plutonium pizza.
As funny as a poke in the eye with a rusty umbrella.
As funny as a power outage on the subway.
As funny as a proctologist with cold hands.
As funny as a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
As funny as a road kill pizza.
As funny as a roller-coaster car with three loose wheels.
As funny as a room full of roaches.
As funny as a root canal.
As funny as a rubber crutch.
As funny as a runaway train.
As funny as a scorpion in your shorts.
As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
As funny as a shoe full of dog dung.
As funny as a shrunken head.
As funny as a skunk spray.
As funny as a slaughterhouse.
As funny as a slug in the gut.
As funny as a speed trap.
As funny as a stuttering telephone solicitor with the hiccups.
As funny as a supernova up close.
As funny as a swarm of angry bees.
As funny as a swift kick in the nuts.
As funny as a tank with a kickstand.
As funny as a tax form.
As funny as a terminal disease.
As funny as a third-degree sunburn.
As funny as a tombstone.
As funny as a traffic ticket.
As funny as a trip though a hay baler.
As funny as a turd in the punchbowl.
As funny as a used condom.
As funny as a venereal disease.
As funny as a visit from Dr. Kevorkian.
As funny as a warrant disclaimer.
As funny as a wheelchair.
As funny as a zombie in heat.
As funny as an IRS audit.
As funny as an arrest warrant.
As funny as an elevator stuck between floors.
As funny as an epileptic fit.
As funny as an iron lung.
As funny as an unflushed toilet.
As funny as asking "What's eatin' you?" at a leper colony.
As funny as ejection seats on a helicopter.
As funny as...Bozo on drugs.
As funny as...a Drano enema.
As funny as...a Get Well card on a coffin.
As funny as...a baby playing with a loaded gun.
As funny as...a bag of porcupines.
As funny as...a ball and chain.
As funny as...a barrel of rats.
As funny as...a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
As funny as...a black eye.
As funny as...a blind man on the freeway.
As funny as...a boil in your ass.
As funny as...a brain tumor.
As funny as...a brick through a plate glass window.
As funny as...a broken promise.
As funny as...a bucket of blood.
As funny as...a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
As funny as...a car bomb.
As funny as...a case of the crabs.
As funny as...a chamber of horrors.
As funny as...a chicken-wire canoe.
As funny as...a cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
As funny as...a clogged drain.
As funny as...a crazed diarrhetic elephant.
As funny as...a cross-eyed surgeon with a case of the shakes.
As funny as...a crutch.
As funny as...a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
As funny as...a dead baby.
As funny as...a dead fish.
As funny as...a death sentence.
As funny as...a dirty diaper.
As funny as...a double mastectomy.
As funny as...a drive-by shooting.
As funny as...a drunken airline pilot.
As funny as...a face full of pimples.
As funny as...a fart in a spacesuit.
As funny as...a fart in an elevator.
As funny as...a final exam.
As funny as...a firing squad.
As funny as...a five-alarm fire.
As funny as...a flash flood in a Fizzies factory.
As funny as...a flat tire.
As funny as...a fractured skull.
As funny as...a frantic flying screw.
As funny as...a frontal lobotomy.
As funny as...a full body cast.
As funny as...a funeral.
As funny as...a hairpin turn on a mountain road.
As funny as...a hate crime.
As funny as...a head-on collision.
As funny as...a heart attack.
As funny as...a hemophiliac in a briar patch.
As funny as...a horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
As funny as...a house full of termites.
As funny as...a hungry grizzly bear in your tent.
As funny as...a just-peed-in swimming pool.
As funny as...a lead balloon.
As funny as...a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
As funny as...a live wire in a bathtub.
As funny as...a loaded barf bag.
As funny as...a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.
As funny as...a maniac with a meat axe.
As funny as...a morgue.
As funny as...a mouthful of cancer.
As funny as...a natural disaster.
As funny as...a near-sighted knife thrower.
As funny as...a necktie party.
As funny as...a nuclear meltdown.
As funny as...a one-way ticket to Hell.
As funny as...a pair of cement overshoes.
As funny as...a pair of wet socks.
As funny as...a paper cut.
As funny as...a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
As funny as...a perforated parachute.
As funny as...a pigeon bomb.
As funny as...a plague of locusts.
As funny as...a plutonium pizza.
As funny as...a poke in the eye with a rusty umbrella.
As funny as...a power outage on the subway.
As funny as...a proctologist with cold hands.
As funny as...a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
As funny as...a road kill pizza.
As funny as...a roller-coaster car with three loose wheels.
As funny as...a room full of roaches.
As funny as...a root canal.
As funny as...a runaway train.
As funny as...a scorpion in your shorts.
As funny as...a screen door on a battleship.
As funny as...a screen door on a submarine.
As funny as...a shit sandwich.
As funny as...a shoe full of dog crap.
As funny as...a shrunken head.
As funny as...a skunk spray.
As funny as...a slaughterhouse.
As funny as...a slug in the gut.
As funny as...a speed trap.
As funny as...a stuttering telephone solicitor with the hiccups.
As funny as...a supernova up close.
As funny as...a swarm of angry bees.
As funny as...a swift kick in the nuts.
As funny as...a tank with a kickstand.
As funny as...a tax form.
As funny as...a terminal disease.
As funny as...a third-degree sunburn.
As funny as...a tombstone.
As funny as...a traffic ticket.
As funny as...a trip though a hay baler.
As funny as...a turd in the punch bowl.
As funny as...a used condom.
As funny as...a venereal disease.
As funny as...a visit from Dr. Kevorkian.
As funny as...a warrant disclaimer.
As funny as...a wheelchair.
As funny as...a zombie in heat.
As funny as...an IRS audit.
As funny as...an arrest warrant.
As funny as...an elevator stuck between floors.
As funny as...an epileptic fit.
As funny as...an iron lung.
As funny as...an un flushed toilet.
As funny as...asking What's eatin' you? at a leper colony.
As funny as...ejection sets on a helicopter.
As funny asBozo on drugs.
As funny asa Drano enema.
As funny asa Get Well card on a coffin.
As funny asa baby playing with a loaded gun.
As funny asa bag of porcupines.
As funny asa ball and chain.
As funny asa barrel of rats.
As funny asa baseball hat 'side yo' head.
As funny asa black eye.
As funny asa blind man on the freeway.
As funny asa boil in your ass.
As funny asa brain tumor.
As funny asa brick through a plate glass window.
As funny asa broken promise.
As funny asa bucket of blood.
As funny asa candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
As funny asa car bomb.
As funny asa case of the crabs.
As funny asa chamber of horrors.
As funny asa chicken-wire canoe.
As funny asa cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
As funny asa clogged drain.
As funny asa crazed diarrhetic elephant.
As funny asa cross-eyed surgeon with a case of the shakes.
As funny asa crutch.
As funny asa dead baby joke in a crematorium.
As funny asa dead baby.
As funny asa dead fish.
As funny asa death sentence.
As funny asa dirty diaper.
As funny asa double mastectomy.
As funny asa drive-by shooting.
As funny asa drunken airline pilot.
As funny asa face full of pimples.
As funny asa fart in a spacesuit.
As funny asa fart in an elevator.
As funny asa final exam.
As funny asa firing squad.
As funny asa five-alarm fire.
As funny asa flash flood in a Fizzies factory.
As funny asa flat tire.
As funny asa fractured skull.
As funny asa frantic flying screw.
As funny asa frontal lobotomy.
As funny asa full body cast.
As funny asa funeral.
As funny asa hairpin turn on a mountain road.
As funny asa hate crime.
As funny asa head-on collision.
As funny asa heart attack.
As funny asa hemophiliac in a briar patch.
As funny asa horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
As funny asa house full of termites.
As funny asa hungry grizzly bear in your tent.
As funny asa just-peed-in swimming pool.
As funny asa lead balloon.
As funny asa leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
As funny asa live wire in a bathtub.
As funny asa loaded barf bag.
As funny asa lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.
As funny asa maniac with a meat axe.
As funny asa morgue.
As funny asa mouthful of cancer.
As funny asa natural disaster.
As funny asa near-sighted knife thrower.
As funny asa necktie party.
As funny asa nuclear meltdown.
As funny asa one-way ticket to Hell.
As funny asa pair of cement overshoes.
As funny asa pair of wet socks.
As funny asa paper cut.
As funny asa pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
As funny asa perforated parachute.
As funny asa pigeon bomb.
As funny asa plague of locusts.
As funny asa plutonium pizza.
As funny asa poke in the eye with a rusty umbrella.
As funny asa power outage on the subway.
As funny asa proctologist with cold hands.
As funny asa rabid pit bull dog in your face.
As funny asa road kill pizza.
As funny asa roller-coaster car with three loose wheels.
As funny asa room full of roaches.
As funny asa root canal.
As funny asa runaway train.
As funny asa scorpion in your shorts.
As funny asa screen door on a battleship.
As funny asa screen door on a submarine.
As funny asa shit sandwich.
As funny asa shoe full of dog crap.
As funny asa shrunken head.
As funny asa skunk spray.
As funny asa slaughterhouse.
As funny asa slug in the gut.
As funny asa speed trap.
As funny asa stuttering telephone solicitor with the hiccups.
As funny asa supernova up close.
As funny asa swarm of angry bees.
As funny asa swift kick in the nuts.
As funny asa tank with a kickstand.
As funny asa tax form.
As funny asa terminal disease.
As funny asa third-degree sunburn.
As funny asa tombstone.
As funny asa traffic ticket.
As funny asa trip though a hay baler.
As funny asa turd in the punch bowl.
As funny asa used condom.
As funny asa venereal disease.
As funny asa visit from Dr. Kevorkian.
As funny asa warrant disclaimer.
As funny asa wheelchair.
As funny asa zombie in heat.
As funny asan IRS audit.
As funny asan arrest warrant.
As funny asan elevator stuck between floors.
As funny asan epileptic fit.
As funny asan iron lung.
As funny asan un flushed toilet.
As funny asasking What's eatin' you? at a leper colony.
As funny asejection sets on a helicopter.
As good as ever .........
As handy as an indulgent husband.
As happily shameless as a tabby in heat.
As happy as a Tribble at an All-U-Can-Eat Buffet!
As happy as a kangaroo with blisters.
As happy as a pit bull in a pre-school!
As happy as if he had brains.
As he looked out his window, he saw God What was in the other window.
As he rose like a rocket, he fell like the stick. -- Paine
As he thinketh in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7
As head strong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.
As human beings, that is the way it is.
As i've said before, I never repeat myself.
As if I give a damn...
As if I should talk.
As if we cared...
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Thoreau
As inevitable as death and Praxis.
As inevitable as death, taxes, and America On-Line disks.
As interested in life as a chronically depressed lemming.
As interesting as watching a cat shed.
As interesting as watching the cat shed
As irritating as a teenage Vulcan.
As is my custom, I have *S*W*I*P*E*D* your Taglines into a text
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: (ROM 3:10)
As it is written, the just shall live by faith.
As knowldege increases, wonder deepens.
As knowledge increases,wonder deepens.
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As long as I can remember I've had amnesia.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
As long as I keep learning, I know I'm still alive.
As long as I live, I shall be me, no other, just me..
As long as I live, I shall be myself...No other, just me.
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
As long as I live, I will be myself, no other, just me.
As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.
As long as Mother Nature lives, there will be Witches in the world.
As long as it's hot and wet and goes down right, it's fine with me.
As long as its not a  _glass_  eye...
As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as the horn works, who needs brakes?
As long as the sun rises and your heart beats Tao is at hand.
As long as there are exams, there will be prayer in school.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school
As long as there's something to *laugh* about, eh, MacGyver? :-)
As long as we are on the subject of food......
As long as we remain unsure, we are alive.
As long as you can admire and love, then one is young forevr.
As long as you can count your gray hairs, they don't count.
As long as you don't do it in public and frighten the horses.
As long as you read my messages, everything will be just fine.
As long as you're going, don't look back.
As many times as I've executed John Hancock, I'd think he'd be dead.
As meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best! W. Allen on sex
As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best!
As much as I hate to agree with a mere apprentice... - Aahz
As much as he drinks, watch for liquor mortis.
As much fun as french kissing a light socket!
As much fun as you can have without Divorce court.
As much fun as you can have without a hangover.
As much fun as you can have without passing out later.
As much use as faerie wings on a cement truck... (Babylon 5)
As my Grandpa said in his very last words: "Arrrgh! A dragon!"
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
As my grandfather said in his last words, "A DRAGON!!!"
As my owner, you have to die with me. - Kryten
As neat as a cheap seat in a midnight peep show - Tom
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries.
As of late, my "prick" side has been emerging more and more..
As of next week passwords will be entered in morse code.
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
As of now I'm re-opening the X-FILES - Skinner
As of this moment, Babylon 5 is cesseding from the Earth Alliance
As of tommorrow FORTRAN will be flushed in favor of COBOL,
As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you. -Is. 66:13
As opposed to a GOOD Nissan ad? - Crow on camera tricks
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. - Vogon poetry
As plurdled gabbleplotchits on a lurgid bee.
As popular as Richard Nixon during August 1974.
As popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip.
As pretty as an airport!
As proof the Narn are barbarians. - Garibaldi immitating Londo
As proof the Narn are barbarians. --Garibaldi imitating Londo.
As pure as Jim Bakker himself.
As queer as a $3 note!
As quick as a corpse.
As real as the acceptance that it could happen to you.
As real as you need me to be -- Minuet
As regards computering, Murphy was an optomist.
As scarce as the truth is, the supply is much greater than the demand.
As scared as a black man at a white woman's funeral!
As screwed up as a football bat.
As seen on TV.
As sex: Dartmouth Basic; Oral practices.
As sex: QuickBasic; Missionary position at lunch.
As sex: Turbo Basic; premature ejaculation.
As shameless as a tabby in heat.
As sharp as a bag of wet mice.
As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl
As sharp as a marble.
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice.  -- Foghorn Leghorn
As she slams the door in his drunken face - Hendrix
As she walks me through the nicest parts of hell -- NIN
As she walks me through the nicest parts of hell.
As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugly.
As smart as a lawyer is honest.
As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.
As smart as bait.
As soft and discrete as uranium
As someone once remarked to Schubert, "Take us to your lieder".
As soon as  I git some grip on reality, I'm goin' t' choke it
As soon as I figure out what that means someone dies.
As soon as I get a grip on reality, I'm going to choke it
As soon as an idea is accepted it is time to reject it
As soon as hands are tied behind back, nose will itch.
As soon as he heard about the birds'n'bees, he wanted flying lessons.
As soon as the world is connected in my tree, I'll start the housework
As soon as there is life there is danger.
As soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.
As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6.
As soon as you mention something; if it is good, it goes away.
As soon as you put your bags down the elevator door opens.
As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.
As stable as Ted Kennedy on a narrow wooden bridge.
As strange as that sounds......
As sure as Death, Taxes, and Borland upgrade fees.
As surely as the blades course is run, maybe my kingdoms finally come.
As swords part, I bid you good battle!
As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
As the Borg might say, Bigotry is irrelevant!
As the Great Klingon Warrior H'mer S'mp'son would say: DoH!
As the Iron Curtain rusts...
As the June light turns to moonlight, I'll be on my way...
As the Saying goes: Post Often, Have Fun, meet and make new Friends!
As the Vulcans say `We're here to serve'. -- O'Brien
As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve. - O'Brien
As the blonde said,                ! <- Escaping Air.
As the breeze flows through the shrub, my heart is at peace.
As the control group, how do you feel? - Dr. F to Frank
As the cream rises - so shall the scum!
As the deaf cowboy rode with his dog and herd.
As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
As the elephant said to the naked man, how do you eat with that?
As the good book says...
As the ice did cling onto his beard, with screaming agony.
As the maples scream "Oppression!", and the oaks just shake their heads.
As the mayor of Springfield, I proclaim today to be Zucchini Day...
As the moderator placed Greg in the lathe, he began to sweat.
As the moderator put David in the lathe, David began sweating.
As the moderator put Orville in the lathe, Orville began sweating.
As the moderator put Tim in the lathe, Tim began sweating.
As the seasons change, the refueling continues - Mike
As the wheel turns to heal all the damage that's done
As the wise man once said ... I don't know.
As the words spill out like fire from her lips - NIN
As the world is enchanted by our whimsy - Dr. F
As they said in ancient Samaria -- (KISS) Keep It Simple Stupid.
As they said unto Jesus......."How the Hell'd you do that?"
As they say at Kodak:  Let's see what develops!
As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
As they say, word of mouth advertising is the Best advertising around!
As thick as two short planks.
As thy days, so shall thy strength be. - Deuteronomy 33:25
As time goes by memory fades.
As tipsy as a feline on catnip.
As to my frown...I won't discuss the reasons in public.
As to the nice day, I will as soon as I get my *&%*&* modem working!
As usual there's a great woman behind every idiot.
As usual, Ataru Moroboshi seems to be involved.
As usual, I don't know if this is of any use, but there it is.*:)
As valuable as a bucket of warm spit.
As we advance in life, we learn the limits of our abilities.
As we get older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes get longer.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
As we reach out to help another, we increase our self esteem
As we travel the universe
As you age, it is not the legs that go first!!
As you are so fond of observing, I am not human.  Spock
As you believe, so you perceive . . .
As you can see, I have compassion for the mentally retarded.
As you get older the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
As you observe the losers and tear it all down - Course of Empire
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
As you sew, so shall you rip.
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
As you stroll thv rough life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
As you think, so will you be.
As you wish... -- Westley
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
As your doctor, I recommend that you drink heavily
Asante sana, squash banana, we we nugu, mi mi apana--Rafiki
Asbestos water wings
Ascend unto Valhalla.
Asceticism before Mysticism, as arithmetic is before calculus..
Ascii evalution--    .   :  !  I  L
Ascii me no questions, and I'll Telix you no lies
Asdjfalsdjflasdjfalkdjflakjdflakjdfa: Command not found.
Asexual:   O
Ash: The Hero From Housewares
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, my favorite car just turned to rust!
Ashley-Perry Statistical Axiom:  Numbers are tools, not rules.
Ashtray: Arkansas fingernail clipping holder.
Aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Aside from the more memorable, "The Earth is FLAT," Lee Rich proclaimed:
Asimov Forever changed the way Robots were viewed!
Asimov of Borg:  The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation...
Ask Barney if he can imitate Joan Rivers while taking a bath.
Ask Buchanan about his Venezualian housekeeper
Ask Buchanan about his Venezuelan housekeeper
Ask Me About Hydroponic Marijuana
Ask Me About My Ancestors - if you dare !!
Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls - Muhammad Ali
Ask The Question and I'll give the ANSI
Ask The ShadowHe knows what evil lurks.
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Ask Zefrem, he knows everything. :) -Twopaw
Ask a Texan and you'll get an answer. Don't,and you'll get one anyway.
Ask a loaded question...
Ask a priest if God *told* him he could take some of His money!
Ask a silly person, get a silly answer
Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.
Ask a smart ass, get a smart-ass answer.
Ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer
Ask a stupid question ... and get laughed at.
Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.
Ask a stupid question, Wayne will answer. :)
Ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer.
Ask about my PERSONAL fitness program.
Ask about my software of the week club.
Ask about our unwanted orphan recipe program.
Ask about our unwanted orphan tagline program.
Ask and ye shall receive, and receive and receive.
Ask and ye shall recieve...seek and ye shall find.
Ask and you shall receive.
Ask and you shall receive...but only if you are on a mailing list.
Ask every question. Question every answer.
Ask for it by name.
Ask for the Don and Mike Saturday Show from WJFK!!!
Ask him if his refrigerator's running -Crow on phone call
Ask me a question.  I can answer any question.  Not necessarily correctly.
Ask me about a great Star Trek fanzine- Planet Walk!!!!!
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!
Ask me about my extra chromosome.
Ask me about my lobotomy.
Ask me about my paranoia.
Ask me about my secret weapon.
Ask me about my vow of silence ...... please!
Ask me about my vow of silence!
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Ask me about space hamsters.
Ask me about the Shareware Author & User Case Study (SAUCS1.ZIP)
Ask me about the Ultimate Calculator (UCALC24.ZIP) with graphing
Ask me about the Ultimate Calculator (UCALC24.ZIP).
Ask me about the Ultimate Calculator with graphing (UCALC24.ZIP)
Ask me again when my brain has stopped leaking out of my ears.
Ask me anything.
Ask me anything.  Anything?  Thank you.
Ask me anything.  Wednesday Addams
Ask me anything. Anything? Thank you.
Ask me anything: if I don't know, I'll make up something.
Ask me if I care. [Do you care?] No, I don't care!
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no answers.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies....
Ask me the questions, Bridge-Keeper; I'm not afraid.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. - Launcelot
Ask me to be excused - I won't go die politely.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Ask no questions, hear no lies. Ask and you shall receive
Ask not for whom the <CONTROL-G< tolls.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls - - M. Ali
Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls...let the answering machine get it.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine do it!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Ask not for whom the belle trolls
Ask not for whom the belle trolls...
Ask not for whom the road tolls.... it tolls for THEE !
Ask not for whom the tell bowls...
Ask not what the AMIGA can do for U! Ask what U can do for the AMIGA!
Ask not what the Amiga can do for you, What can you do for the Amiga?
Ask not what your SysOp can do for you ....
Ask not what your computer can do for you...
Ask only one question, "Who checks the Checkers?".
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Ask parents if they want their sons to be more disposable than daughters
Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
Ask the BIG questions!
Ask the Moderator, IF YOU DARE!! >;-> {Muhahaha}
Ask the Peanut Gallery!  Hey Guys/Gals!!!  Am I serious or What????!
Ask the eccentric and he will respond - Course of Empire
Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.
Ask them to list all 42 flavours, then order vanilla.
Ask them to list all 54 flavors, then order vanilla.
Ask them to list all 54 flavours, then order vanilla.
Ask your Sysop or Pharmacist..
Ask your cable company for the ALL TREK CHANNEL
Ask your cat about proper respect for authority.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
Ask your sysop for PGP 2.6.2 today!
Ask your sysop for cat on crossnet!  When only the best will do!
Ask yourself, how would Bugs Bunny have handled this?
Ask yourself:  Did @N@ pass the Turing Test?
Ask yourself: Does E|vedder pass the Turing Test?
Ask yourself: Does Orville Bullitt pass the Turing Test?
Ask, and it shall be given you; MAT 7:7
Asked for an audience with Clinton but only got to meet Bill.
Askin', askin', askin'. Always multitaskin'.
Asking BELL ATLANTIC for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
Asking a male Red Dragon, "Hey pal, got a light" isn't a good idea.
Asking about monsters may be very useful.
Asking dumb questions is easier than fixing dumb mistakes
Asking dumb questions is easier than fixing dumb mistakes.
Asking for death: "Yo! Bumpy-headed Klingon dude!"
Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
Asking phoneco for advice is like asking IRS tax ad
Asking whether a message is off-topic is itself off-topic.
Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.
Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep! I was drunk! - Homer
Asleep at the wheel on the Information Backroads
Asleep, my love? What, dead, my dove? * Shakespeare
Aslong as there are readers,there willbe stories
Asocial, ANTI-social, ... whatever I love it! <G>
Asocial, ANTI-socialwhatever I love it!
Asphalt - describes someone with rectal problems.
Asphalt = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Asphalt:  describes rectal troubles.
Asphalt:  describles rectal troubles.
Asphalt: Rectum trouble.
Asphalt: rectal trouble
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance.
Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.
Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees
Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees.
Aspirin:  Having great ambitions.
Aspiring Writer's Dream: close friendship with a *published* author.
Aspirins give me a headache.
Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
Ass: The masculine of "lass".
Assasins do it from behind.
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship. - L. Long
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship. -- Heinlein
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship. L.Long
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. - Shaw
Assassination is the highest form of public service.
Assassination:  The most extreme form of censorship.
Assassination: An extreme form of censorship. GET MY GUN
Assassins Do It Secretively, and Finally
Assassins do it from behind
Assassins do it from behind.
Assassins do it with extreme prejudice.
Assault on Hoth - By West End Games
Assault with Battery:  by Eva Ready
Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Assemble for inspection in 20 minutes. - Rimmer
Assembler Command:  JSP:  Jump on Sexy Programmer
Assembler Command: AAC: Alter All Commands
Assembler Command: AAD: Alter All Data
Assembler Command: AAO: Add And Overflow
Assembler Command: AAR: Alter At Random
Assembler Command: AB: Add Backwards
Assembler Command: ABC: AlphaBetize Code
Assembler Command: ABR: Add Beyond Range
Assembler Command: ACC: Advance CPU Clock
Assembler Command: ACDC: Allow Controller to Delete Contents
Assembler Command: ACDP: Allow Controller to Die Peacefully
Assembler Command: ACQT: Advance Clock to Quitting Time
Assembler Command: ADB: Another Damn Bug
Assembler Command: AEE: Absolve Engineering Errors
Assembler Command: AFF: Add Fudge Factor
Assembler Command: AFHB: Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary
Assembler Command: AFP: Abnormalize Floating Point
Assembler Command: AFR: Abort Funny Routine
Assembler Command: AG: Add Gibberish
Assembler Command: AGB: Add GarBage
Assembler Command: AGO: Allow Games Only
Assembler Command: AIB: Attack Innocent Bystanders
Assembler Command: AII: Add Insult to Injury
Assembler Command: AISG: Access and Improve Student Grade
Assembler Command: AMC: Afro Motor Company
Assembler Command: AMM: Add Mayo and Mustard
Assembler Command: AMM: Answer My Mail
Assembler Command: AMS: Add Memory to System
Assembler Command: ANC: ANnoy Consultant
Assembler Command: AOI: Annoy Operator Immediate
Assembler Command: APX: Apply Power and eXplode
Assembler Command: AR: Advance Rudely
Assembler Command: AR: Alter Reality
Assembler Command: ARG: Agree to Run Garbage
Assembler Command: ARN: Add and Reset to Non-zero
Assembler Command: ARZ: Add and Reset to Zero
Assembler Command: AS: Add Sideways
Assembler Command: ASBM: Add Soap to Bubble Memory
Assembler Command: ASPR: Arithmetic Shift Passwords Right
Assembler Command: AT: Accumulate Trivia
Assembler Command: AWP: Argue With Programmer
Assembler Command: AWTT: Assemble With Tinker Toys
Assembler Command: BA: Branch Anywhere
Assembler Command: BA: Branch Approximate
Assembler Command: BAC: Branch to Alpha Centauri
Assembler Command: BAD: Branch And Die
Assembler Command: BAD: Branch to Auto Destruct
Assembler Command: BAF: Blow All Fuses
Assembler Command: BAFL: Branch And FLush
Assembler Command: BAH: Branch And Hang
Assembler Command: BALC: Branch And Link Cheeseburger
Assembler Command: BAP: Branch And Punt
Assembler Command: BATF: Burn All Toddlers and Females
Assembler Command: BAW: Bells And Whistles
Assembler Command: BB: Branch on Bug
Assembler Command: BBBB: Byte Baudy Bit and Branch
Assembler Command: BBBF: Branch on Bit Bucket Full
Assembler Command: BBD: Branch on Bastille Day
Assembler Command: BBI: Branch on Burned-out Indicator
Assembler Command: BBIL: Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light
Assembler Command: BBL: Branch on Burned out Light
Assembler Command: BBLB: Branch on Blinking Light Bulb
Assembler Command: BBT: Branch on Binary Tree
Assembler Command: BBW: Branch Both Ways
Assembler Command: BCB: Burp and Clear Bytes
Assembler Command: BCF: Branch and Catch Fire
Assembler Command: BCF: Branch on Chip box Full
Assembler Command: BCIL: Branch Creating Infinite Loop
Assembler Command: BCM: Backspace Core Memory
Assembler Command: BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language
Assembler Command: BCPL: Before C, Programming Language
Assembler Command: BCR: Backspace Card Reader
Assembler Command: BCS: Branch and Crash System
Assembler Command: BCU: Be Cruel and Unusual
Assembler Command: BD: Backspace Disk
Assembler Command: BD: Branch to Data
Assembler Command: BDC: Break Down and Cry
Assembler Command: BDI: Branch to Data Indirect
Assembler Command: BDM: Branch and Disconnect Memory
Assembler Command: BDT: Burn Data Tree
Assembler Command: BDU: Branch on Dense User
Assembler Command: BE: Branch Everywhere
Assembler Command: BEQ: Buy EQuipment
Assembler Command: BEW: Branch Either Way
Assembler Command: BF: Belch Fire
Assembler Command: BF: Blow Fuse
Assembler Command: BF: Branch Forever
Assembler Command: BFD: Branch on Full Disk
Assembler Command: BFF: Branch and Form Feed
Assembler Command: BFM: Be Fruitful and Multiply
Assembler Command: BFM: Branch on Full Moon
Assembler Command: BFP: Blow Front Panel
Assembler Command: BGFT: Add a new dimension to BBS communications
Assembler Command: BGFT: BackGround File Transfer conference on NANET
Assembler Command: BGL: Branch and Goto Lunch
Assembler Command: BH: Branch and Hang
Assembler Command: BIB: Branch If Branch if branch...
Assembler Command: BLC: Branch and Loop Continuous
Assembler Command: BLI: Branch and Loop Infinite
Assembler Command: BLM: Branch, Like, Maybe
Assembler Command: BLP: Boot from Line Printer
Assembler Command: BLR: Branch and Lose Return
Assembler Command: BLSH: Buy Low, Sell High
Assembler Command: BLT: Break Little Thing
Assembler Command: BM: Branch Maybe
Assembler Command: BMI: Blow up Memory Immediate
Assembler Command: BMI: Branch on Missing Index
Assembler Command: BMI: Branch to Muncee Immediate
Assembler Command: BMP: Branch and Make Popcorn
Assembler Command: BMR: Branch Multiple Registers
Assembler Command: BMUS: Beam Me Up, Scotty
Assembler Command: BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
Assembler Command: BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
Assembler Command: BMW: Bavarian Manure Wagon
Assembler Command: BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Assembler Command: BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Assembler Command: BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Assembler Command: BMW: Big Money Waster
Assembler Command: BMW: Big Money Works
Assembler Command: BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Assembler Command: BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Assembler Command: BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
Assembler Command: BMW: Break My Windows
Assembler Command: BMW: Broken Money Waster
Assembler Command: BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
Assembler Command: BMW: Brutal Money Waster
Assembler Command: BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Assembler Command: BNA: Branch to N    Number: 82
Assembler Command: BNA: Branch to Nonexistant Address
Assembler Command: BNCB: Branch and Never Come Back
Assembler Command: BNE: Buy Non-IBM Equipment
Assembler Command: BNL: Become a Neo-Luddite
Assembler Command: BNR: Branch for No Reason
Assembler Command: BOB: Branch On Bug
Assembler Command: BOD: Beat On Disk
Assembler Command: BOD: Branch on Operator Desperate
Assembler Command: BOH: Branch On Humidity
Assembler Command: BOH: Branch on Operator High
Assembler Command: BOI: Byte Operator Immediately
Assembler Command: BOMB: Burn Out Memory Banks
Assembler Command: BOP: Boot OPerator
Assembler Command: BOT: Branch On Tree
Assembler Command: BOZO: Use Multics operating system
Assembler Command: BPB: Branch on Program Bug
Assembler Command: BPDI: Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
Assembler Command: BPIM: Bury Programmer In Manuals
Assembler Command: BPL: Branch PLease
Assembler Command: BPM: Become a Psych Major
Assembler Command: BPO: Branch on Power Off
Assembler Command: BPO: Branch on Power On
Assembler Command: BPP: Branch Pretty Please
Assembler Command: BPP: Branch and Pull the Plug
Assembler Command: BR: Byte and Run
Assembler Command: BRA: Branch to Random Address
Assembler Command: BRB: BRanch on Beaver
Assembler Command: BRH: BRanch and Hang
Assembler Command: BRI: BRanch Indefinitely
Assembler Command: BRL: BRanch and Leak
Assembler Command: BRO: BRanch and Overheat
Assembler Command: BRO: BRanch to Oblivion
Assembler Command: BS: Behave Strangely
Assembler Command: BSC: Branch on Second Coming
Assembler Command: BSC: Burst Selector Channel
Assembler Command: BSD: BackSpace Disk
Assembler Command: BSI: Backup Sewer Immediately
Assembler Command: BSM: Branch and Scramble Memory
Assembler Command: BSO: Branch Sort Of
Assembler Command: BSO: Branch on Sleepy Operator
Assembler Command: BSP: BackSpace Punch
Assembler Command: BSR: Branch and Stomp Registers
Assembler Command: BSS: Branch on SunSpot
Assembler Command: BSST: BackSpace and Stretch Tape
Assembler Command: BTD: Branch on Time of Day
Assembler Command: BTD: Byte The Dust
Assembler Command: BTI: Blow Trumpet Immediately
Assembler Command: BTJ: Branch and Turn Japanese
Assembler Command: BTO: Branch To Oblivion
Assembler Command: BTW:  Between The Words
Assembler Command: BTW: Branch on Third Wednesday
Assembler Command: BU: Branch Unexpectedly
Assembler Command: BVS: Branch and Veer South
Assembler Command: BW: Branch on Whim
Assembler Command: BWC: Branch When Convenient
Assembler Command: BWF: Busy, Wait Forever
Assembler Command: BWOP: BeWilder OPerator
Assembler Command: BYDS: Beware Your Dark Side
Assembler Command: BYEBYE: Store in Write-Only Storage
Assembler Command: BZR: Branch if piZza Ready
Assembler Command: CAC: Calling All Cars
Assembler Command: CAC: Cash And Carry
Assembler Command: CAF: Convert ASCII to Farsii
Assembler Command: CAI: Corrupt Accounting Information
Assembler Command: CAIL: Crash After I Leave
Assembler Command: CAO: Compare Apples to Oranges
Assembler Command: CAR: Cancel Accounts Receivable
Assembler Command: CB: Consult Bozo
Assembler Command: CBA: Compare and Branch Anyway
Assembler Command: CBA: Compare if Biorhythms Amenable
Assembler Command: CBBR: Crash and Blow Boot Read-only memory
Assembler Command: CBNC: Close, But No Cigar
Assembler Command: CBS: Clobber BootStrap
Assembler Command: CC: Call Calvery
Assembler Command: CC: Compliment Core
Assembler Command: CCB: Chocolate Chip Byte-mode
Assembler Command: CCB: Consult Crystal Ball
Assembler Command: CCC: Crash if Carry Clear
Assembler Command: CCCP: Conditionally Corrupt Current Process
Assembler Command: CCCP: format CCCP: /u
Assembler Command: CCD: Choke Cough and Die
Assembler Command: CCD: Clear Core and Dump
Assembler Command: CCP: Clear Core and Proceed
Assembler Command: CCR: Change Channels at Random
Assembler Command: CCS: Chinese Character Set
Assembler Command: CCWR: Change Color of Write Ring
Assembler Command: CD: Complement Disk
Assembler Command: CDC: Clear Disk and Crash
Assembler Command: CDC: Clear Disks and Crash
Assembler Command: CDC: Close Disk Cover
Assembler Command: CDS: Change Disk Speed
Assembler Command: CEMU: Close Eyes and Monkey with User space
Assembler Command: CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.
Assembler Command: CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue
Assembler Command: CEX: Call EXterminator
Assembler Command: CF: Come From [replaces goto]
Assembler Command: CFE: Call Field Engineer
Assembler Command: CFP: Change and Forget Password
Assembler Command: CFS: Corrupt File Structure
Assembler Command: CG: Convert to Garbage
Assembler Command: CH: Create Havoc
Assembler Command: CHCJ: Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
Assembler Command: CIB: Change Important Byte
Assembler Command: CIC: Cash In Chips
Assembler Command: CID: Compare and Ignore Data
Assembler Command: CIMM: Create Imaginary Memory Map
Assembler Command: CIZ: Clear If Zero
Assembler Command: CLBR: CLoBber Register
Assembler Command: CLBRI: CLoBber Register Immediate
Assembler Command: CLOUT: Call Long-distance On Unused Telephone
Assembler Command: CM: Circulate Memory
Assembler Command: CMD: CPU Melt Down
Assembler Command: CMD: Compare Meaningless Data
Assembler Command: CMI: Clobber Monitor Immediate
Assembler Command: CML: Compute Meaning of Life
Assembler Command: CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals
Assembler Command: CMP: Create Memory Prosthesis
Assembler Command: CMS: Click MicroSwitch
Assembler Command: CN: Compare Nonsensically
Assembler Command: CNS: Call Nonexistent Subroutine
Assembler Command: COCS: Copy Object Code to Source
Assembler Command: COD: Crash On Demand
Assembler Command: COM: Clear Operator's Mind
Assembler Command: COMB: Straighten Wires
Assembler Command: COMF: COMe From
Assembler Command: CON: Call Operator Now
Assembler Command: COS: Copy Object code to Source file
Assembler Command: CP: Compliment Programmer
Assembler Command: CPAV Warning: (S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk
Assembler Command: CPB: Create Program Bug
Assembler Command: CPE: Create Parity Error
Assembler Command: CPM: Change Programmer's Mind
Assembler Command: CPN: Call Programmer Names
Assembler Command: CPP: Crush Plotter Pen
Assembler Command: CPPR: Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
Assembler Command: CRASH: Continue Running After Stop or Halt
Assembler Command: CRASH: Normal termination.
Assembler Command: CRB: CRash and Burn
Assembler Command: CRD: Confirm Rumor by Denial
Assembler Command: CRM: CReate Memory
Assembler Command: CRM: Clear Random Memory
Assembler Command: CRN: Compare to Random Number
Assembler Command: CRN: Compare with Random Number
Assembler Command: CRN: Convert to Roman Numerals
Assembler Command: CRYPT: reCuRsive encrYPt Tape
Assembler Command: CS: Crash System
Assembler Command: CSD: Charge Surreptitiously to DOE
Assembler Command: CSF: Charge to NSF
Assembler Command: CSL: Curse and Swear Loudly
Assembler Command: CSN: Call Supervisor Names
Assembler Command: CSNIO: Crash System on Next I/O
Assembler Command: CSS: Crash Subsidiary Systems
Assembler Command: CSU: Call Self Unconditional
Assembler Command: CTDMR: Change Tape Density, Mid Record
Assembler Command: CTT: Call Time and Temperature
Assembler Command: CU: Convert to Unary
Assembler Command: CUC: Cheat Until Caught
Assembler Command: CVFL: ConVert Floating to Logical
Assembler Command: CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
Assembler Command: CVG: ConVert to Garbage
Assembler Command: CVU: ConVert to Unary
Assembler Command: CWAH: Create Woman And Hold
Assembler Command: CWB: Carry With Borrow
Assembler Command: CWDC: Cut Wires and Drop Core
Assembler Command: CWG: Chase Wild Goose
Assembler Command: CWGK: Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
Assembler Command: CWIT: Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
Assembler Command: CWM: Compare Watt to Mussolini
Assembler Command: CWOM: Complement Write-Only Memory
Assembler Command: CZZC: Convert Zone to Zip Code
Assembler Command: D: Detonate
Assembler Command: DA: Develop Amnesia
Assembler Command: DAB: Delete All Bugs
Assembler Command: DAC: Divide And Conquer
Assembler Command: DAD: Destroy A-Disk
Assembler Command: DAO: Divide And Overflow
Assembler Command: DAP: De-select Active Peripheral
Assembler Command: DAUF: Delete All Useless Files
Assembler Command: DB: Drop Bits
Assembler Command: DBL: Desegregate Bus Lines
Assembler Command: DBR: DeBase Register
Assembler Command: DBTP: Drop Back Ten and Punt
Assembler Command: DBZ: Divide By Zero
Assembler Command: DC: Degauss Core
Assembler Command: DC: Divide and Conquer
Assembler Command: DCAD: Dump Core And Die
Assembler Command: DCBP: Detonate Chair on Bad Password
Assembler Command: DCD: Drop Cards Double
Assembler Command: DCGC: Dump Confusing Garbage to Console
Assembler Command: DCI: Disk Crash Immediate
Assembler Command: DCON: Disable CONsle
Assembler Command: DCR: Double-precision CRash
Assembler Command: DCT: Drop Cards Triple
Assembler Command: DCVP: Destroy another Computer Via Phone-link
Assembler Command: DD: Destroy Disk
Assembler Command: DD: Drop Disk
Assembler Command: DDC: Dally During Calculations
Assembler Command: DDOA: Drop Dead On Answer
Assembler Command: DDS: Delaminate Disk Surface
Assembler Command: DDT: Debug Program
Assembler Command: DDWB: Deposit Directly in Waste Basket
Assembler Command: DEB: Disk Eject Both
Assembler Command: DEC: Decompile Executable Code
Assembler Command: DEI: Disk Eject Immediate
Assembler Command: DEM: Disk Eject Memory
Assembler Command: DFA: Disable FAns
Assembler Command: DGO: Decrement the Grades of Others
Assembler Command: DGT: Dispense Gin and Tonic
Assembler Command: DHTPL: Disk Head Three Point Landing
Assembler Command: DIA: Develop Ineffective Address
Assembler Command: DICE: Delete Invalid Customer Engineer
Assembler Command: DIE: DIsable Everything
Assembler Command: DIF: DIsable Fuses
Assembler Command: DIFF: a program to show you where you added bugs this
Assembler Command: DIG: DIsable Gravity
Assembler Command: DIH: Disable Interrupts and Hang
Assembler Command: DIIL: Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop
Assembler Command: DISC: DISmount CPU
Assembler Command: DMK: Destroy Memory-protection Key
Assembler Command: DMNS: Do what i Mean, Not what i Say
Assembler Command: DMP: Destroy Memory Protect key
Assembler Command: DMPE: Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
Assembler Command: DMPK: Destroy Memory Protect Key
Assembler Command: DMX: Why would anyone listen to radio again?
Assembler Command: DMZ: Divide Memory by Zero
Assembler Command: DNC: Do Not Collect $200
Assembler Command: DND: Destroy Neighbor's Data
Assembler Command: DNPG: Do Not Pass Go
Assembler Command: DO: Deadstart Operator
Assembler Command: DO: Divide and Overflow [IBM PC]
Assembler Command: DOV: Divide and OVerflow
Assembler Command: DP: Destroy Peripherals
Assembler Command: DPC: Decrement Program Counter
Assembler Command: DPC: Double Precision Crash
Assembler Command: DPCS: Decrement Program Counter Secretly
Assembler Command: DPK: Destroy storage Protect Key
Assembler Command: DPMI: Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
Assembler Command: DPN: Double Precision No-op
Assembler Command: DPR: Destroy PRogram
Assembler Command: DPS: Disable Power Supply
Assembler Command: DR: Detach Root
Assembler Command: DRAF: DRAw Flowchart
Assembler Command: DRAM: Decrement RAM
Assembler Command: DRBA: Deposit Round-off in my Bank Account
Assembler Command: DRD: DRop Dead
Assembler Command: DRI: Disable Random Interrupt
Assembler Command: DROM: Destroy ROM
Assembler Command: DRT: Disconnect Random Terminal
Assembler Command: DS: Deadlock System
Assembler Command: DSD: Dismount System Disk
Assembler Command: DSI: Do Something Interesting
Assembler Command: DSO: Disable System Operator
Assembler Command: DSO: Do Something or Other
Assembler Command: DSP: Degrade System Performance
Assembler Command: DSR: Detonate Status Register
Assembler Command: DST: Deadlock System Tables
Assembler Command: DSTD: Do Something Totally Different
Assembler Command: DSUIT: Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible
Assembler Command: DTB: Destructively Test Bit
Assembler Command: DTC: Destroy This Command
Assembler Command: DTE: Decrement Telephone Extension
Assembler Command: DTF: Dump Tape to Floor
Assembler Command: DTFS: Dump Tape to Floor and Shred
Assembler Command: DTI: Do The Impossible
Assembler Command: DTRT: Do The Right Thing
Assembler Command: DTVFL: Destroy Third Variable From Left
Assembler Command: DU: Dump User
Assembler Command: DUD: Do Until Dead
Assembler Command: DUL: Delete Utility Library
Assembler Command: DW: Destroy World
Assembler Command: DWIM: Do What I Mean
Assembler Command: DWIT: Do What I'm Thinking
Assembler Command: DWIW: Do What I Want
Assembler Command: EA: Enable Anything
Assembler Command: EAC: Emulate Acoustic Coupler
Assembler Command: EAL: Enable AC to Logic rack
Assembler Command: EAO: Enable AC to Operator
Assembler Command: EBB: Edit and Blank Buffer
Assembler Command: EBB: Empty Bit Bucket
Assembler Command: EBO: Emulate Brown-Out
Assembler Command: EBR: Erase Before Reading
Assembler Command: EBRS: Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
Assembler Command: EC: Eat Card
Assembler Command: ECF: Explode and Catch Fire
Assembler Command: ECL: Early Care Lace
Assembler Command: ECO: Electrocute Computer Operator
Assembler Command: ECP: Erase Card Punch
Assembler Command: ED: Eject Disk
Assembler Command: ED: Execute Data
Assembler Command: EDD: Eat Disk and Die
Assembler Command: EDIT: Erase Data and Increment Time
Assembler Command: EDP: Emulate Debugged Program
Assembler Command: EDR: Emit Deadly Radiation
Assembler Command: EDR: Execute Destructive Read
Assembler Command: EDS: Execute Data Segment
Assembler Command: EEOIFNO: Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On
Assembler Command: EEP: Erase Entire Program
Assembler Command: EF: Emulate Fireworks
Assembler Command: EFB: Emulate Five-volt Battery mode
Assembler Command: EFBI: Emulate Five-volt Battery Intermittently
Assembler Command: EFD: Eject Floppy Disk
Assembler Command: EFD: Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack
Assembler Command: EFE: Emulate Fatal Error
Assembler Command: EHC: Emulate Headless Chicken
Assembler Command: EIA: Elvis Is Alive
Assembler Command: EIAO: Execute In Any Order
Assembler Command: EIEIO: Evaluate, Increment, Excrement, Invert, Output
Assembler Command: EIO: Erase I/O page
Assembler Command: EIO: Execute Invalid Op-code
Assembler Command: EIOC: Execute Invalid Op-Code
Assembler Command: EIV: Erase IPL Volume
Assembler Command: EJD%V: EJect Disk \(em with initial velocity V
Assembler Command: EJD: EJect Disk
Assembler Command: ELP: Enter Loop Permenantly
Assembler Command: EM: EMulate 407
Assembler Command: EM: Evacuate Memory
Assembler Command: EMACS: Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping
Assembler Command: EMACS: Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller
Assembler Command: EMACS: Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
Assembler Command: EMIF: Erase Most Important File
Assembler Command: EMM: Emulate More Memory
Assembler Command: EMPC: EMulate Pocket Calculator
Assembler Command: EMS: Enhanced Money Scam
Assembler Command: EMS: Extra Mental Strain
Assembler Command: EMSE: Edit and Mark Something Else
Assembler Command: EMSL: Entire Memory Shift Left
Assembler Command: EMT: Electrocute Maintenance Technician
Assembler Command: EMW: Emulate Maytag Washer
Assembler Command: ENA: ENable Anything
Assembler Command: END: Erase Neighbor's Data
Assembler Command: ENE: ENable Everything
Assembler Command: ENF: Emit Noxious Fumes
Assembler Command: ENG: ENable Gravity
Assembler Command: ENO: Emulate No-Op
Assembler Command: EO: Electrocute Operator
Assembler Command: EOB: Execute Operator and Branch
Assembler Command: EOI: Explode On Interrupt
Assembler Command: EOS: Erase Operating System
Assembler Command: EP: Execute Programmer
Assembler Command: EPD: Explode Peripheral Device
Assembler Command: EPI: Execute Programmer Immediate
Assembler Command: EPITS: Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip
Assembler Command: EPL: Emulate Phone Line
Assembler Command: EPP: Eject Printer Paper
Assembler Command: EPS: Electrostatic Print and Smear
Assembler Command: EPS: Execute Program Sideways
Assembler Command: EPSW: Execute Program Status Word
Assembler Command: EPT: Erase Process Table
Assembler Command: EPT: Erase Punched Tape
Assembler Command: ERIC: Eject Random Integrated Circuit
Assembler Command: ERM: Erase Reserved Memory
Assembler Command: EROM: Erase Read-Only Memory
Assembler Command: EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage [Everex int]
Assembler Command: ERS: Erase Read-only Storage
Assembler Command: ESB: Eject Selectric Ball
Assembler Command: ESBD: Erase System and Burn Documentation
Assembler Command: ESC: Emulate Small Child
Assembler Command: ESC: Emulate System Crash
Assembler Command: ESD: Eat Shit and Die
Assembler Command: ESD: Eject Spinning Dish
Assembler Command: ESL: Exceed Speed of Light
Assembler Command: ESP: Enable SPrinkler system
Assembler Command: ESR: Emulate Slide Rule
Assembler Command: ETI: Execute This Instruction
Assembler Command: ETM: Emulate Trinary Machine
Assembler Command: ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven
Assembler Command: ETPH: E. T. Phone Home
Assembler Command: EVC: Execute Verbal Commands
Assembler Command: EWD: Enter Warp Drive
Assembler Command: EWM: Enter Whimsy Mode
Assembler Command: EXB: EXcrement and Branch
Assembler Command: EXE: EXecute Engineer
Assembler Command: EXI: EXecute Invalid operation
Assembler Command: EXO: EXecute Operator
Assembler Command: EXOP: Execute Operator
Assembler Command: EXP: EXecute Programmer
Assembler Command: EXPP: EXecute Political Prisoner
Assembler Command: FA: Failsafe Armed
Assembler Command: FB: Find Bugs
Assembler Command: FBI: Federal Baby Incinerators.
Assembler Command: FBI: Free Beer Inside.
Assembler Command: FC: Fry Console
Assembler Command: FCE: Fill Core with Epoxy
Assembler Command: FCJ: Feed Card and Jam
Assembler Command: FCJ: Feed Cards and Jam
Assembler Command: FD: Failsafe Disarmed
Assembler Command: FD: Forget Data
Assembler Command: FDR: Feed Disk Randomly
Assembler Command: FERA: Forms Eject and Run Away
Assembler Command: FFF: Form Feed Forever
Assembler Command: FLD: FLing Disk
Assembler Command: FLI: Flash Lights Impressively
Assembler Command: FLR: Flash Lights Randomly
Assembler Command: FM: Forget Memory
Assembler Command: FMP: Finish My Program
Assembler Command: FOB: Falling off Branch
Assembler Command: FPC: Feed Paper Continuously
Assembler Command: FPT: Fire Photon Torpedoes
Assembler Command: FR: Flip Record
Assembler Command: FRG: Fill with Random Garbage
Assembler Command: FRS: Fetch Ring of Sauron
Assembler Command: FS: Feign Sleep
Assembler Command: FSE: Fake Serious Error
Assembler Command: FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
Assembler Command: FSR: Form Skip and Runaway
Assembler Command: FSRA: Forms Skip and Run Away
Assembler Command: FYBR: Follow Yellow Brick Road
Assembler Command: GAP: Grade All Projects
Assembler Command: GBB: Go to Back of Bus
Assembler Command: GCAR: Get Correct Answer Regardless
Assembler Command: GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix.
Assembler Command: GCR: Generate Confusing Results
Assembler Command: GDP: Grin Defiantly at Programmer
Assembler Command: GDR: Grab Degree and Run
Assembler Command: GENT: GENerate Thesis
Assembler Command: GEW{JO}: Go to the End of the World {Jump Off}
Assembler Command: GFD: Go Forth and Divide
Assembler Command: GFM: Go Forth and Multiply
Assembler Command: GIE: Generate Irreversible Error
Assembler Command: GL: Get Lost
Assembler Command: GLC: Generate Lewd Comment
Assembler Command: GLV: Ground the Line Voltage
Assembler Command: GMCC: Generate Machine Check and Cash
Assembler Command: GME: Generate Meaningless Error
Assembler Command: GND: Guess at Next Digit
Assembler Command: GORS: GO Real Slow
Assembler Command: GPCR: Generate Petty Cache Request
Assembler Command: GR: Get Real
Assembler Command: GREM: Generate Random Error Message
Assembler Command: GREP: Global Ruin, Expiration, and Purgation
Assembler Command: GRMC: Generate Rubber Machine Check
Assembler Command: GS: Get Strange
Assembler Command: GSB: Gulp and Store Bytes
Assembler Command: GSI: Garble Subsequent Instruction
Assembler Command: GSI: Generate Spurious Interrupts
Assembler Command: GST: Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
Assembler Command: GST: Government Screwing Taxpayers
Assembler Command: GST: Government Stupidty Tax. [Gen Service Tax]
Assembler Command: GSU: Geometric Shift Up
Assembler Command: GTJ: Go To Jail
Assembler Command: GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
Assembler Command: GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface
Assembler Command: HAL: Murder Operator
Assembler Command: HALT: No-Op
Assembler Command: HBT: Harvest Binary Tree
Assembler Command: HBW: Hang Bus and Wait
Assembler Command: HCF: Halt and Catch Fire
Assembler Command: HCFI: Halt and Catch Fire Immediate
Assembler Command: HCP: Hide Central Processor
Assembler Command: HCRS: Hang in CRitical Section
Assembler Command: HDH: Hi Dee Ho
Assembler Command: HDO: Halt and Disable Operator
Assembler Command: HDRW: Halt and Display Random Word
Assembler Command: HELP: Hinder Everyone with Little Productivity
Assembler Command: HELP: Type 'No Help Available'
Assembler Command: HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunction
Assembler Command: HEO: Halt and Execute Operator
Assembler Command: HF: Hide File
Assembler Command: HGA: High Gain Antenna
Assembler Command: HGD: Halt, Get Drunk
Assembler Command: HHB: Halt and Hang Bus
Assembler Command: HIS: Halt in Imposible State
Assembler Command: HOO: Hide Operator's Output
Assembler Command: HRPR: Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbon
Assembler Command: HSC: Halt on System Crash
Assembler Command: HSJ: Halt, Skip and Jump
Assembler Command: HSJ: Hop, Skip and Jump
Assembler Command: HTC: Halt and Toss Cookies
Assembler Command: HTS: Halt and Throw Sparks
Assembler Command: HUAL: Halt Until After Lunch
Assembler Command: HUP: Hang Up Phone
Assembler Command: HWP: Halt Without Provocation
Assembler Command: IA: Illogical And
Assembler Command: IAE: Ignore All Exceptions
Assembler Command: IAI: Ignore All Instructions
Assembler Command: IAI: Inquire And Ignore
Assembler Command: IAM: Increase Amperage Above Maximum
Assembler Command: IAND: Illogical AND
Assembler Command: IAR: Ignore All Requests
Assembler Command: IB: Insert Bug
Assembler Command: IBLU: Ignore Basic Laws of Universe
Assembler Command: IBP: Insert Bug and Proceed
Assembler Command: IBR: Insert Bugs at Random
Assembler Command: ICB: Interrupt, Crash and Burn
Assembler Command: ICM: Immerse Central Memory
Assembler Command: ICMD: Initiate Core Melt Down
Assembler Command: ICR: Incur Costly Repair [Sun Tempest]
Assembler Command: ICSP: Invert Crt Screen Picture
Assembler Command: IDC: Initiate Destruct Command
Assembler Command: IDI: Invoke Divine Intervention
Assembler Command: IDPS: Ignore Disk Protect Switch
Assembler Command: IEOF: Ignore End Of File
Assembler Command: IF: Invoke Force
Assembler Command: IG: Insert Garbage
Assembler Command: IGI: Increment Grade Immediate
Assembler Command: IGIT: Increment Grade Immediate Twice
Assembler Command: IGO: Increment Grade Overnight
Assembler Command: IHC: Initiate Head Crash
Assembler Command: IHTFP: Increment Hormones, Test For Puberty
Assembler Command: II: Inquire and Ignore
Assembler Command: IIB: Ignore Inquiry and Branch anyway
Assembler Command: IIC: Insert Invisible Characters
Assembler Command: IIL: Irreversable Infinite Loop
Assembler Command: IKI: Ignore Keyboard Input
Assembler Command: IM: Imagine Memory
Assembler Command: IMBP: Insert Mistake and Blame Programmer
Assembler Command: IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Assembler Command: IMHO: In My Huge Orifice...?
Assembler Command: IMHO: Intellectualls Must Hold Office...?
Assembler Command: IMHO: Irascible Morons Have Orgasms...?
Assembler Command: IML: Invoke Murphy's Laws
Assembler Command: IMP: Imitate Monty Python
Assembler Command: IMPG: IMPress Girlfriend
Assembler Command: IMV: IMpress Visitors
Assembler Command: ING: INquire and iGnore
Assembler Command: INI: Ignore Next Instruction
Assembler Command: INOP: Indirect No-OP
Assembler Command: INR: INstigate Rumor
Assembler Command: INW: INvalidate Warranty
Assembler Command: IO: Illogical Or
Assembler Command: IOI: Ignore Operator's Instruction
Assembler Command: IOP: Insult OPerator
Assembler Command: IOR: Illogical OR
Assembler Command: IOS: Ignore Operating System
Assembler Command: IP: Increment and Pray
Assembler Command: IPI: Ignore Previous Instruction
Assembler Command: IPL: Invent Program Lines
Assembler Command: IPM: Ignore Programmer's Mistakes
Assembler Command: IPOP: Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza
Assembler Command: IPS: Incinerate Power Supply
Assembler Command: IPS: Increment Power Supply
Assembler Command: IPT: Ignite Paper Tape
Assembler Command: IRAF: Image Reduction and Analysis Facility
Assembler Command: IRAQ: Went in, kicked ass, then got the hell out!
Assembler Command: IRB: Invert Record and Branch
Assembler Command: IRBI: Insert Random Bits Indexed
Assembler Command: IRC: Insert Random Commands
Assembler Command: IRE: Insert Random Errors
Assembler Command: IRI: Ignore Rude Interrupts
Assembler Command: IRPF: Infinite Recursive Page Fault
Assembler Command: ISC: Ignore Supervisor Calls
Assembler Command: ISC: Ignore System Crash
Assembler Command: ISC: Insert Sarcastic Comments
Assembler Command: ISDN: It Still Don't Network.
Assembler Command: ISI: Increment and Skip on Inifinity
Assembler Command: ISP: Increment and Skip on Pi
Assembler Command: ISTK: Invert STacK
Assembler Command: IU: Ignore User[s]
Assembler Command: IXM: Initiate X-rated error Messages
Assembler Command: IZ: Ignore Zeroes
Assembler Command: JAA: Jump Almost Always
Assembler Command: JBS: Jump and Blow Stack
Assembler Command: JCI: Jump to Current Instruction
Assembler Command: JFM: Jump on Full Moon
Assembler Command: JHRB: Jump to H&R Block
Assembler Command: JLP: Jump and Lose Pointer
Assembler Command: JLR: Jump and Lose Return
Assembler Command: JMAT: JuMp on Alternate Thursdays
Assembler Command: JMP if you love assembly language!
Assembler Command: JN: Jump to Nowhere
Assembler Command: JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking
Assembler Command: JOB: Jump On Beaver
Assembler Command: JOM: Jump Out of Memory
Assembler Command: JOM: Jump Over Moon
Assembler Command: JOP: Jump OPerator
Assembler Command: JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrives
Assembler Command: JRAN: Jump RANdom
Assembler Command: JRCF: Jump Relative and Catch Fire
Assembler Command: JRGA: Jump Relative and Get Arrested
Assembler Command: JRL: Jump to Random Location
Assembler Command: JRSR: Jump to Random SubRoutine
Assembler Command: JSC: Jump on System Crash
Assembler Command: JSOR: Jump Somewhere Over Rainbow
Assembler Command: JSP: Jump on Sexy Programmer
Assembler Command: JSU: Jump Self Unconditional
Assembler Command: JT: Jump if Tuesday
Assembler Command: JTC: Jump To Conclusions
Assembler Command: JTT: Jump and Tangle Tape
Assembler Command: JTZ: Jump to Twilight Zone
Assembler Command: JUM: Jeer at User's Mistake
Assembler Command: KCE: Kill Consultant on Error
Assembler Command: KCE: Kill repairman [CE]
Assembler Command: KDO: Knock Disk Over
Assembler Command: KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer
Assembler Command: KOP: Kill OPerator
Assembler Command: KP: Krunch Paper
Assembler Command: KPR: Kill PRogrammer
Assembler Command: KSR: Keyboard Shift Right
Assembler Command: KUD: Kill User's Data
Assembler Command: KWWE: Kill Wicked Witch of East
Assembler Command: KWWW: Kill Wicked Witch of West
Assembler Command: L: Lie!
Assembler Command: LA: Lockout Access
Assembler Command: LAC: Lose All Communication
Assembler Command: LAG: Load and Garble
Assembler Command: LAGW: Load And Go Wrong
Assembler Command: LAP: Laugh At Programmer
Assembler Command: LB: connect Line-voltage to BITNET
Assembler Command: LC: Lobotomize CPU
Assembler Command: LCC: Load and Clear Core
Assembler Command: LCD: Launch Cartridge Disk
Assembler Command: LCK: Lock Console Keyswitch
Assembler Command: LD: Lose Device
Assembler Command: LEB: Link Edit Backwards
Assembler Command: LIA: Load Ineffective Address
Assembler Command: LINO: Last In, Never Out mode
Assembler Command: LJD: Lock Job on Disk
Assembler Command: LMB: Lose Message and Branch
Assembler Command: LMO: Load and Mug Operator
Assembler Command: LMYB: Logical MaYBe
Assembler Command: LN: Lose inode Number
Assembler Command: LNP: Load N digits of Pi
Assembler Command: LOOP: (go to LOOP)
Assembler Command: LOW: Launch on Warning
Assembler Command: LP%PAS: Line Printer \(em Print And Smear
Assembler Command: LP%RDD: Line Printer \(em Reverse Drum Direction
Assembler Command: LP%TCR: Line Printer \(em Tangle and Chew Ribbon
Assembler Command: LPA: Lead Programmer Astray
Assembler Command: LPRTC: Load Program counter from Real Time Clock
Assembler Command: LR: Load Revolver
Assembler Command: LRA: Load RetroActively
Assembler Command: LRB: Lose Record and Branch
Assembler Command: LRD: Load Random Data
Assembler Command: LTS: Link To Sputnik
Assembler Command: LTS: Loop Till Smokes
Assembler Command: LTT: Lose Timing Track
Assembler Command: LWE: Load WhatEver
Assembler Command: LWM: Load Write-only Memory
Assembler Command: MAN: Make Animal Noises
Assembler Command: MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
Assembler Command: MAZ: Multiply Answer by Zero
Assembler Command: MBC: Make Batch Confetti
Assembler Command: MBF: Multiply and Be Fruitful
Assembler Command: MBH: Memory Bank Hold-up
Assembler Command: MBR: Move Bits Randomly
Assembler Command: MBTD: Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
Assembler Command: MBTOL: Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
Assembler Command: MC: Melt down Core
Assembler Command: MC: Move Continuous
Assembler Command: MD: Create a new place to lose files.
Assembler Command: MD: Move Devious
Assembler Command: MD: Move and Drop bits
Assembler Command: MDB: Move and Drop Bits
Assembler Command: MDC: Make Disk Crash
Assembler Command: MET: Misread and Eat Tape
Assembler Command: MFC: Mangle Following Command
Assembler Command: MFO: Mount Female Operator
Assembler Command: MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
Assembler Command: MII: Mask all Interrupts and then Interrupt
Assembler Command: MILI: Move It or Lose It
Assembler Command: MLB: Memory Left shift and Branch
Assembler Command: MLP: Make Lousy Program
Assembler Command: MLP: Multiply and Lose Precision
Assembler Command: MLR: Move and Lose Record
Assembler Command: MMF: Melt Main Frame
Assembler Command: MMLG: Make Me Look Good
Assembler Command: MOG: Make Operator Growl
Assembler Command: MOP: Modify Operator's Personality
Assembler Command: MOU: MOunt User [causes computer to screw you]
Assembler Command: MSGD: Make Screen Go Dim
Assembler Command: MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
Assembler Command: MSPI: Make Sure Plugged In
Assembler Command: MSR: Melt Special Register
Assembler Command: MST: Mount Scotch Tape
Assembler Command: MT: Muddle Through
Assembler Command: MTE: Mangle Tape on Exit
Assembler Command: MTI: Make Tape Invalid
Assembler Command: MTP: MounT Programmer
Assembler Command: MUG: Make Ugly Graphics
Assembler Command: MUM: Multi-Use Mnemonics
Assembler Command: MW: Malfunction Whenever
Assembler Command: MW: Multiply Work
Assembler Command: MWAG: Make Wild-Assed Guess
Assembler Command: MWC: Move and Wrap Core
Assembler Command: MWT: Malfunction Without Telling
Assembler Command: NBC: Negate By Clearing
Assembler Command: NBR: Unconditional No BRanch
Assembler Command: NBRM: Unconditional No BRanch Multiple
Assembler Command: NCW: Notch Carriage and Way
Assembler Command: NMI: Negate Most Integers
Assembler Command: NNI: Neglect Next Instruction
Assembler Command: NOP: Needlessly Omit Pointer
Assembler Command: NOP: Randomize the PSW and then branch
Assembler Command: NPC: Normalize Program Counter
Assembler Command: NPN: No Program Necessary [VAX]
Assembler Command: OBB: Overflow Bit Bucket
Assembler Command: OCF: Open Circular File
Assembler Command: OI: Vey
Assembler Command: OKP: On your Knees and Pray!
Assembler Command: OMC: Obscene Message to Console
Assembler Command: OMC: Overheat Memory Chip
Assembler Command: OML: Obey Murphy's Laws
Assembler Command: OPI: Order Pizza Immediately
Assembler Command: OPP: Order Pizza for Programmer
Assembler Command: OSI: Overflow Stack Immediate
Assembler Command: OSI: Overflow Stack Indefinite
Assembler Command: OSP: Open Six-Pack
Assembler Command: OTL: Out To Lunch
Assembler Command: PA: Punch in ASCII
Assembler Command: PAL: Pack And Leave
Assembler Command: PAS: Print And Smear
Assembler Command: PAZ: Pack Alpha Zone
Assembler Command: PAZ: Pack Alpha and drop Zones
Assembler Command: PBC: Print and Break Chain
Assembler Command: PBD: Print and Break Drum
Assembler Command: PBF: Pay Bus Fare
Assembler Command: PBL: Pack Bags and Leave
Assembler Command: PBM: Pop Bubble Memory
Assembler Command: PBST: Play Batch mode Star Trek
Assembler Command: PBT: Prune Binary Tree
Assembler Command: PCD: PunCh Disk
Assembler Command: PCI: Pleat Cards Immediate
Assembler Command: PCR: Print and Cut Ribbon
Assembler Command: PCS: Push to Centre of Stack
Assembler Command: PD: Play Dead
Assembler Command: PD: Punch Disk
Assembler Command: PDASORN: Power down and shut off right now.
Assembler Command: PDH: Page to Disk for the Hell of it
Assembler Command: PDLD: Power Down and Lock Door [to computer room]
Assembler Command: PDSK: Punch DiSK
Assembler Command: PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair...
Assembler Command: PEHC: Punch Extra Holes in Cards
Assembler Command: PEP: Print on Edge of Paper
Assembler Command: PFD: Punt on Fourth Down
Assembler Command: PFE: Print Floating Eye
Assembler Command: PFM: Pray For Miracle
Assembler Command: PFML: Print Four Million Lines
Assembler Command: PG: Print Garbage
Assembler Command: PHD: Plow Heads into Disk
Assembler Command: PHO: Pull Hair Out
Assembler Command: PHP: Put Hackers into Privileged mode
Assembler Command: PI: Punch Invalid
Assembler Command: PIBM: Pretend to be an IBM
Assembler Command: PIC: Permute Instruction Codes
Assembler Command: PIC: Print Illegible Characters
Assembler Command: PIC: Print Invalid Character
Assembler Command: PIC: Punch Invalid Character
Assembler Command: PLOKTA: Pound Lots Of Keys To Abort
Assembler Command: PLSC: Perform Light Show on Console
Assembler Command: PMT: Punch Magnetic Tape
Assembler Command: PNG: Pass Noxious Gas
Assembler Command: PNIH: Place Needle In Haystack
Assembler Command: PNRP: Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
Assembler Command: PO: Punch Operator
Assembler Command: POCL: Punch Out Console Lights
Assembler Command: POG: Print Only Greek
Assembler Command: POI: Power Off Intermittently
Assembler Command: POP: Pop Or Push
Assembler Command: POPI: Punch OPerator Immediate
Assembler Command: POPN: Punch OPerator's Nose
Assembler Command: PPA: Piss Poor Attitude
Assembler Command: PPA: Print Paper Airplanes
Assembler Command: PPC: Purge Pascal Compiler [HP 3000]
Assembler Command: PPL: Perform Perpetual Loop
Assembler Command: PPP: Print Programmer's Picture
Assembler Command: PPR: Play Punk Rock
Assembler Command: PPSW: Pack Program Status Word
Assembler Command: PPSW: Pack Progran Status Word
Assembler Command: PRM: PRint Money
Assembler Command: PS: Pirate Software
Assembler Command: PSM: Print and SMear
Assembler Command: PSP: Print and Shred Paper
Assembler Command: PSP: Push Stack Pointer
Assembler Command: PSR: Print and Shred Ribbon
Assembler Command: PTP: Produce Toilet Paper
Assembler Command: PUI: Piglet User Interface
Assembler Command: PUO: Perform Unknown Operation
Assembler Command: PUS: PUrge System
Assembler Command: PVLC: Punch Variable Length Card
Assembler Command: PWB: Put to Waste Basket
Assembler Command: PWP: Print Without Paper
Assembler Command: PWS: create PoWer Surge
Assembler Command: PYS: Program YourSelf
Assembler Command: QVC: Question Valid Command
Assembler Command: QWYA: Quit While Your Ahead
Assembler Command: RA: Randomize Answer
Assembler Command: RAI: Randomize Accounting Information
Assembler Command: RASC: Read And Shred Card
Assembler Command: RAST: Read And Shred Tape
Assembler Command: RAU: Ridicule All Users
Assembler Command: RBAO: Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
Assembler Command: RBLY: Restore Back-up from Last Year
Assembler Command: RBR: Remove Bits Randomly
Assembler Command: RBT: Read Blank Tape
Assembler Command: RBT: Rewind and Break Tape
Assembler Command: RC: Rewind Core
Assembler Command: RCAJ: Read Card And Jam
Assembler Command: RCB: Read Command Backwards
Assembler Command: RCB: Run Clock Backwards
Assembler Command: RCC: Read Card and Chew
Assembler Command: RCCP: Randomly Corrupt Current Process
Assembler Command: RCF: Rewind Cabinet Fans
Assembler Command: RCKG: Read Count Key and Garbage
Assembler Command: RCL: Rotate Carry Left
Assembler Command: RCM: Randomly Corrupt Microcode
Assembler Command: RCP: Reschedule Car Payments
Assembler Command: RCR: Rewind Card Reader
Assembler Command: RCRV: Randomly Convert to Reverse Video
Assembler Command: RCS: Read Card Sideways
Assembler Command: RCS: Read Card and Scramble data
Assembler Command: RCSD: Read Card and Scramble Data
Assembler Command: RD: Randomize Data
Assembler Command: RD: Reverse Directions
Assembler Command: RDA: Refuse to Disclose Answer
Assembler Command: RDB: Replace Database with Blanks
Assembler Command: RDB: Run Disk Backwards
Assembler Command: RDD: Reverse Disk Drive
Assembler Command: RDDBF: Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth
Assembler Command: RDEB: Read and Drop Even number of Bits
Assembler Command: RDF: Randomize Directory Filenames
Assembler Command: RDI: Reverse Drum Immediate
Assembler Command: RDI: Reverse Drun Immediate
Assembler Command: RDI: Rewind Disk Immediate
Assembler Command: RDL: Rotate Disk Left
Assembler Command: RDLI: Rotate Disk Left Immediate
Assembler Command: RDR: Reverse Disk Rotation
Assembler Command: RDR: Rotate Disk Right
Assembler Command: RDRI: Rotate Disk Right Immediate
Assembler Command: RDS: ReaD Sideways
Assembler Command: RENVR: REName Variables Randomly
Assembler Command: REP: Randomly Execute Programmers
Assembler Command: RET: Read and Erase Tape
Assembler Command: RF: Read Fingerprints
Assembler Command: RG: Read inter-record Gap
Assembler Command: RG: Record Garbage
Assembler Command: RHO: Randomize and Hold all Output
Assembler Command: RIC: Rotate Illogical thru Carry
Assembler Command: RID: Read Invalid Data
Assembler Command: RIG: Read Inter-record Gap
Assembler Command: RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
Assembler Command: RIOP: Rotate I/O Ports
Assembler Command: RIR: Read Invalid Record
Assembler Command: RIRG: Read Inter-Record Gap
Assembler Command: RIW: Re-Invent Wheel
Assembler Command: RJE: Return Jump and Explode
Assembler Command: RJT: Read and Jam Tape
Assembler Command: RLB: Ruin Logic Board
Assembler Command: RLBM: Ruin Logic Board Multiple
Assembler Command: RLBMI: Ruin Logic Board Multiple Indexed
Assembler Command: RLC: Relocate and Lose Core
Assembler Command: RLC: Reread Last Card
Assembler Command: RLC: Rotate Left with Carolyn
Assembler Command: RLI: Rotate Left Indefinitely
Assembler Command: RLP: Refill Light Pen
Assembler Command: RLP: Rewind Line Printer
Assembler Command: RM: Ruin My files
Assembler Command: RMI: Randomize Memory Immediate
Assembler Command: RMM: Read Manager's Mind
Assembler Command: RMT: ReMove Trap
Assembler Command: RMV: Remove Memory Virtues
Assembler Command: RN: Read Noise
Assembler Command: RNBS: Reflect Next Bus Signal
Assembler Command: RNC: Re-Number Channels
Assembler Command: RNR: Read Noise Record
Assembler Command: ROC: Randomize Op Codes
Assembler Command: ROC: Rotate Outward from Center
Assembler Command: ROD: ROtate Diagonally
Assembler Command: ROFL: Read Our Flappin' Lips...?
Assembler Command: ROFL: Rigors Of Forced Labor...?
Assembler Command: ROFL: Roar Of Falling Lean-to...?
Assembler Command: ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
Assembler Command: ROM: Read Operator's Mind
Assembler Command: ROO: Rub Out Operator
Assembler Command: ROOP: Run Out Of Paper
Assembler Command: ROPF: Read Other People's Files
Assembler Command: ROS: Reject Operating System
Assembler Command: ROS: Return On Shield
Assembler Command: ROTFL: Rats on Thorazine Feel Lazy
Assembler Command: ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches
Assembler Command: RP: Read Printer
Assembler Command: RPB: Raise Parity Bits
Assembler Command: RPB: Read Print and Blush
Assembler Command: RPB: Reverse Parity and Branch
Assembler Command: RPBR: Reverse Parity and BRanch
Assembler Command: RPC: Rotate Program Counter
Assembler Command: RPM: Read Programmer's Mind
Assembler Command: RPO: Read and Punch Operator
Assembler Command: RPSW: Randomize Program Status Word
Assembler Command: RPU: Read character and Print Upsidedown
Assembler Command: RRC: Rotate Random thru Carry
Assembler Command: RRR: Randomly Rotate Register
Assembler Command: RRR: Read Record and Run away
Assembler Command: RRRL: Random Rotate Register Left
Assembler Command: RRRR: Random Rotate Register Right
Assembler Command: RRSTC: Return on Ruby Slippers Triple-Click
Assembler Command: RRT: Record and Rip Tape
Assembler Command: RS: Random Slew
Assembler Command: RSC: Rewind System Clock
Assembler Command: RSD: on Read error Self-Destruct
Assembler Command: RST: Rewind and Stretch Tape
Assembler Command: RSTOM: Read from STore-Only Memory
Assembler Command: RT: Reduce Throughput
Assembler Command: RTFM: "The Joy of Sex."
Assembler Command: RTFM: Revert To Former Method!
Assembler Command: RTFM: unless it's from Chuck Forsberg
Assembler Command: RTP: Reduce ThroughPut
Assembler Command: RTS: Return To Sender
Assembler Command: RTS: Rewind Tape and Shred
Assembler Command: RVAC: Return from VACation
Assembler Command: RWC: ReWind and Crash heads
Assembler Command: RWCR: ReWind Card Reader
Assembler Command: RWD: ReWind Disk
Assembler Command: RWE: Run Without Error
Assembler Command: RWF: Read Wrong File
Assembler Command: RWRT: Read While Ripping Tape
Assembler Command: RWT: Read/Write while stretching Tape
Assembler Command: Recursive: (see Recursive)
Assembler Command: SA: Store Anywhere
Assembler Command: SAD: Search And Destroy
Assembler Command: SAI: Skip All Instructions
Assembler Command: SAK: Snooze At Keyboard
Assembler Command: SARTRE: (Statement has no purpose)
Assembler Command: SAS: Show Appendix Scar
Assembler Command: SAS: Sit And Spin
Assembler Command: SBB: Store in Bit Bucket
Assembler Command: SBE: Swap Bits Erratically
Assembler Command: SBF: Skip on Bitbucket Full
Assembler Command: SC: Scramble Channels
Assembler Command: SC: Shred Cards
Assembler Command: SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
Assembler Command: SCCA: Short Circuit on Correct Answer
Assembler Command: SCD: Shuffle and Cut Dec
Assembler Command: SCEU: Simulate Correct Execution, Usually
Assembler Command: SCH: Slit Cards Horizontal
Assembler Command: SCI: Shred Cards Immediate
Assembler Command: SCM: Set for Crash Mode
Assembler Command: SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode
Assembler Command: SCP: SCatter Printer
Assembler Command: SCS: Spurious Cold Start
Assembler Command: SCST: Switch Channel to Star Trek
Assembler Command: SCTR: Stick Card To Reader
Assembler Command: SD: Scramble Directory
Assembler Command: SD: Self Destruct
Assembler Command: SD: Slip Disk
Assembler Command: SDC: Spool Disk to Console
Assembler Command: SDD: Scratch Disk and Die
Assembler Command: SDD: Seek and Destroy Data
Assembler Command: SDD: Spin Disk Dry
Assembler Command: SDDB: Snap Disk Drive Belt
Assembler Command: SDE: Solve Differential Equations
Assembler Command: SDI: Self Destruct Immediate
Assembler Command: SDJ: Send all Data to Japan
Assembler Command: SDL: Shift Disk Left
Assembler Command: SDLI: Shift Disk Left Immedite
Assembler Command: SDM: Search and Destroy Memory
Assembler Command: SDP: Search and Destroy Pointer
Assembler Command: SDR: Shift Disk Right
Assembler Command: SDRI: Shift Disk Right Immediate
Assembler Command: SDS: Sort of Do Something
Assembler Command: SEB: Stop Eating and Burp
Assembler Command: SEOB: Set Every Other Bit
Assembler Command: SESUR: Sing Elvis Songs Until he Returns
Assembler Command: SEX: Set EXecution register
Assembler Command: SEX: Sign EXtend
Assembler Command: SEX: Spawn EXec (create child process)
Assembler Command: SFA: Seek Financial Assistance
Assembler Command: SFH: Set Flags to Half-mast
Assembler Command: SFP: Send For Pizza
Assembler Command: SFR: Send For Reinforcements
Assembler Command: SFT: Stall For Time
Assembler Command: SFTT: Strip Form Tractor Teeth
Assembler Command: SG: Show Garbage
Assembler Command: SGD: Spin and Granulate Disks
Assembler Command: SGP: Shit or Get off the Pot
Assembler Command: SHAB: SHift A Bit
Assembler Command: SHABM: SHift A Bit More
Assembler Command: SHB: Stop and Hang Bus
Assembler Command: SHCD: SHuffle Card Deck
Assembler Command: SHIT: Stop Here If Thursday
Assembler Command: SHON: Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op]
Assembler Command: SHP: Solve Halting Problem
Assembler Command: SHR: SHift Random
Assembler Command: SHRC: SHRed Card
Assembler Command: SHRT: SHRed Tape
Assembler Command: SHUTDOWN: (See EFB)
Assembler Command: SID: Switch to Infinite Density
Assembler Command: SIP: Store Indefinite Precision
Assembler Command: SJV: Scramble Jump Vectors
Assembler Command: SLP: Sharpen Light Pen
Assembler Command: SM: Sear Memory
Assembler Command: SMC: Scramble Memory Contents
Assembler Command: SMD: Spontaneous Memory Dump
Assembler Command: SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result
Assembler Command: SMS: Shred Mylar Surface
Assembler Command: SNAFU: System Needs A Fuck-Up
Assembler Command: SNARF: System Normalize And Reset Flags
Assembler Command: SNM: Show No Mercy
Assembler Command: SNO: Send Nukes on Overflow
Assembler Command: SOB: Shit On Byte
Assembler Command: SOB: Sitting on Branch
Assembler Command: SOB: Stew On Brew
Assembler Command: SOD: Scribble On Disk
Assembler Command: SOD: Surrender Or Die
Assembler Command: SOI: Screw On Input
Assembler Command: SOL: Shift On Low
Assembler Command: SOL: Shit Out of Luck
Assembler Command: SOP: Stop and Order Pizza
Assembler Command: SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
Assembler Command: SOT: Sit On a Tack
Assembler Command: SP: Scatter Print
Assembler Command: SPA: Sliding Point Arithmetic
Assembler Command: SPAT: Show Passwords on All Terminals
Assembler Command: SPB: Simulate Peanut Butter
Assembler Command: SPD: SPin Disk
Assembler Command: SPDS: Scramble PDS
Assembler Command: SPS: Set Panel Switches
Assembler Command: SPSW: Scramble Program Status Word
Assembler Command: SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
Assembler Command: SRBO: Set Random Bits to Ones
Assembler Command: SRBZ: Set Random Bits to Zeroes
Assembler Command: SRC: Select Random Channel
Assembler Command: SRC: Select Reader and Chew cards
Assembler Command: SRCC: Select Reader and Chew Cards
Assembler Command: SRD: Switch to Random Density
Assembler Command: SRDR: Shift Right Double Ridiculous
Assembler Command: SRO: Sort with Random Ordering
Assembler Command: SROS: Store in Read-Only Storage
Assembler Command: SRR: Shift Registers Random
Assembler Command: SRSD: Seek Record and Scar Disk
Assembler Command: SRSD: Seek Record and Scratch Disk
Assembler Command: SRTC: Stop Real-Time Clock
Assembler Command: SRU: Signoff Random User
Assembler Command: SRZ: Subtract and Reset to Zero
Assembler Command: SSAN: Stop, and See if Anyone Notices
Assembler Command: SSB: Scramble Status Byte
Assembler Command: SSD: Scramble Segment Directory
Assembler Command: SSD: Scratch System Disk
Assembler Command: SSD: Stacker Select Disk
Assembler Command: SSD: Stop and Scratch Disk [3815]
Assembler Command: SSJ: Select Stacker and Jam
Assembler Command: SSJP: Select Stacker and JumP
Assembler Command: SSM: Solve by Supernatural Means
Assembler Command: SSM: Stacker Select Memory
Assembler Command: SSN: Set Serial Number
Assembler Command: SSP: Seek SPindle
Assembler Command: SSP: Smoke and SPark
Assembler Command: SST: Seek and Stretch Tape
Assembler Command: SSU: Screw the System Users
Assembler Command: SSW:  Scramble Status Word
Assembler Command: ST: Scratch Tape
Assembler Command: ST: Set and Test
Assembler Command: STA: STore Anywhere
Assembler Command: START: Cancel preceding jobs in queue
Assembler Command: STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
Assembler Command: STM: STretch Magtape
Assembler Command: STM: Skip on Third Monday
Assembler Command: STO: Strangle Tape Operator
Assembler Command: STOP: No Op
Assembler Command: STP: Stop Those Pistons.
Assembler Command: STPR: SToP Rain
Assembler Command: STTHB: Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
Assembler Command: SUIQ: Subtract User's IQ
Assembler Command: SUME: SUprise ME
Assembler Command: SUP: Shred User Printout
Assembler Command: SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
Assembler Command: SUR: Screw Up Royally
Assembler Command: SUS: Stop Until Spring
Assembler Command: SUS: Subtract Until Senseless
Assembler Command: SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
Assembler Command: SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox
Assembler Command: SWN: SWap Nibbles
Assembler Command: SWOS: Store in Write-Only Storage
Assembler Command: SWS: Sort to Wrong Slots
Assembler Command: SWT: Select Wrong Terminal
Assembler Command: SWU: Select Wrong Unit
Assembler Command: SWZN: Skip Whether Zero or Not
Assembler Command: SZD: Switch to Zero Density
Assembler Command: TC: Transmit Colors
Assembler Command: TCP: Terminate Control Program
Assembler Command: TDB: Transfer and Drop Bits
Assembler Command: TDRB: Test and Destroy Random Bits
Assembler Command: TDS: Trash Data Segment
Assembler Command: TET: Triple Execution Time [SUN]
Assembler Command: TIO: Take It Over
Assembler Command: TLNF: Teach me a Lesson i'll Never Forget
Assembler Command: TLO: Turn indicator Lights Off
Assembler Command: TLW: Transfer and Lose Way
Assembler Command: TN: Take a Nap
Assembler Command: TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditioner
Assembler Command: TOG: Take Out Garbage
Assembler Command: TOG: Time Out, Graduate
Assembler Command: TOH: Take Operator Hostage
Assembler Command: TOO: Turn On/off Operator
Assembler Command: TOP: Trap OPerator
Assembler Command: TOS: Trash Operating System
Assembler Command: TOW: Take Over World
Assembler Command: TPD: Terminal Printer Destruct
Assembler Command: TPD: Total Program Diagnostic
Assembler Command: TPD: Triple Pack Decimal
Assembler Command: TPDH: Tell Programmer to Do it Himself
Assembler Command: TPF: Turn Power oFf
Assembler Command: TPN: Turn Power oN
Assembler Command: TPO: Turn Power Off
Assembler Command: TPR: Tear PapeR
Assembler Command: TR: Turn into Rubbish
Assembler Command: TRD: TRansfer and Drop bit
Assembler Command: TSH: Trap Secretary and Halt
Assembler Command: TSM: Trap Secretary and Mount
Assembler Command: TST: Trash System Tracks
Assembler Command: TSZ: Thus Spake Zarathustra
Assembler Command: TTA: Try, Try Again
Assembler Command: TTIHLIC: Try To Imagine How Little I Care
Assembler Command: TTITT: Turn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot Tapes
Assembler Command: TTL: Tap Trunk Line
Assembler Command: TTL: Time To Logoff
Assembler Command: TVO: Type Various Obscenities
Assembler Command: TYF: Trust Your Feelings
Assembler Command: UA: Unload Accumulator
Assembler Command: UAI: Use Alternate Instruction set
Assembler Command: UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)
Assembler Command: UBC: Use Bad Chip
Assembler Command: UCB: Uncouple CPU and Branch
Assembler Command: UCIP: Update Card In Place
Assembler Command: UCK: Unlock Console Keyswitch
Assembler Command: UCLB: Uncouple Comm Lines and Branch
Assembler Command: UCM: Uncouple CoMm lines and branch
Assembler Command: UCPUB: Uncouple CPUs and Branch
Assembler Command: UDF: Use Disk for Frisbee
Assembler Command: UDR: Update and Delete Record
Assembler Command: UER: Update and Erase Record
Assembler Command: ULC: Undo Last Command
Assembler Command: ULDA: UnLoaD Accumulator
Assembler Command: UMR: Unlock Machine Room
Assembler Command: UNPD: UNPlug and Dump
Assembler Command: UOP: Useless OPeration
Assembler Command: UP: Understand Program[mer]
Assembler Command: UPA: Use all Power Available
Assembler Command: UPC: Understand Program[mer]'s Comments
Assembler Command: UPI: Undo Previous Instruction
Assembler Command: UTD: Unravel Tape into Drive
Assembler Command: UTF: Unwind Tape onto Floor
Assembler Command: UTF: Use The Force
Assembler Command: UUBR: Use Undefined Base Register
Assembler Command: VAX: Change vendor immediately (See BNE)
Assembler Command: VAX: Violate All eXecutions
Assembler Command: VDP: Violate Design Parameters
Assembler Command: VLSI: Getting High On Low Voltage
Assembler Command: VMA: Violate Maintenance Agreement
Assembler Command: VMB: Verify, then Make Bad
Assembler Command: VNO: Violate Noise Ordinance
Assembler Command: VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic
Assembler Command: VVM: Vaporize Virtual Memory
Assembler Command: VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV
Assembler Command: VW: Very Worthless
Assembler Command: WAD: Walk Away in Disgust
Assembler Command: WAF: Warn After the Fact
Assembler Command: WAT: WAste Time
Assembler Command: WBB: Write to the Bit Bucket
Assembler Command: WBT: Water Binary Tree
Assembler Command: WC: Waste Core
Assembler Command: WC: Wind Clock
Assembler Command: WCR: Write to Card Reader
Assembler Command: WDR: Warp disk DRive
Assembler Command: WDS: Warp Drive, Scotty!
Assembler Command: WE: Write and Erase data
Assembler Command: WED: Write and Erase Data
Assembler Command: WF: Wait Forever
Assembler Command: WFL: Wave FLag
Assembler Command: WGPB: Write Garbage in Process-control Block
Assembler Command: WI: Why Immediate
Assembler Command: WI: Write Illegibly
Assembler Command: WID: Write Invalid Data
Assembler Command: WK: Write to Keyboard
Assembler Command: WMC: Write Millions of Comments
Assembler Command: WNAM: We Need A Miracle
Assembler Command: WNHR: Write New Hit Record
Assembler Command: WNR: Write Noise Record
Assembler Command: WNR: Write Noisy Record
Assembler Command: WOM: Write only memory
Assembler Command: WP: Write Poop
Assembler Command: WPET: Write Past End of Tape
Assembler Command: WPM: Write Programmer's Mind
Assembler Command: WROM: Write to Read Only Memory
Assembler Command: WRTJ: Who Reads This Junk?
Assembler Command: WSE: Write Stack Everywhere
Assembler Command: WSWW: Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
Assembler Command: WUPO: Wad Up Printer Output
Assembler Command: WWLR: Write Wrong Length Record
Assembler Command: XA: Execute Address field
Assembler Command: XER: Exclusive ERror
Assembler Command: XI: Execute Invalid op-code
Assembler Command: XID: Exchange Instructions with Data
Assembler Command: XIO: eXecute Invalid Opcode
Assembler Command: XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog
Assembler Command: XM: Exclusive Maybe
Assembler Command: XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification
Assembler Command: XO: Execute Operator
Assembler Command: XOH: eXecute no-Op and Hang
Assembler Command: XOR: eXecute OpeRator
Assembler Command: XOS: eXchange Operator's Sex
Assembler Command: XPR: eXecute PRogrammer
Assembler Command: XPSW: eXecute Program Status Word
Assembler Command: XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer
Assembler Command: XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun
Assembler Command: XYZZY: Branch and Play Adventure
Assembler Command: YAB: Yet Another Bug
Assembler Command: YASE: Yet Another Stupid Error
Assembler Command: YII: Yield to Irresistable Impulse
Assembler Command: YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode
Assembler Command: YOYO: (See EFBI)
Assembler Command: ZAP: Zero and Add Packed
Assembler Command: ZAR: Zero Any Register
Assembler Command: ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell of it
Assembler Command: ZD: Zap Directory
Assembler Command: ZEOW: Zero Every Other Word
Assembler Command: ZPI: ZaP Immediate
Assembler lesson #1: POP AX is *not* an electric guitar
Assembler lesson #1: POP AX is NOT an electric guitar!
Assembler programmers DO IT byte by byte.
Assembler programmers do it one-to-one.
Assembler programmers do it with shifting registers.
Assembler programmers have all the right MOV's.
Assembly Language: install, insert, attach, connect
Assembly Programmers do it in fewer instructions.
Assembly language programming is like herding cats.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
Assembly programmers do it bit by bit.
Assembly programmers drive stick shifts.
Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
Assembly to the rescue
Assertive: pushy with a mean streak.
Asset: A very small donkey.
Asshole!  Slut!  Asshole!  Slut!  Asshole!  Slut!
Assimilate 'em all, & let the Collective sort 'em out!
Assimilate THIS!
Assimilate THIS, buddy!
Assimilate a pitiful species like you? I think not! --Q of Borg.
Assimilate me...tender--Elvis of Borg.
Assimilate me...tender...--Elvis of Borg
Assimilate my shorts   Borg Simpson
Assimilate my shorts. - Bart Simpson of Borg
Assimilate my shorts. -Borg Simpson
Assimilated Tribble: Quadrotriticale is irrelevant.
Assimilated be will you! Borg of Dyslexia am I.
Assimilated you will be, hmmm. --Yoda of Borg.
Assimilated, you will be. --Yoda of Borg.
Assimilating all his nowhere plans for no collective.
Assimilation is Cool..hehehehehehehehe - Beavis of Borg
Assimilation is cool.  huh-huh-huh. -- Beavis of Borg
Assimilation is futile.  You will be resisted.
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
Assimilation is irrelevant.  You will be assim... Uh...
Assimilation is irrelevant.  You will be assimil...uh...
Assimilation my dear Data!
Assimilation... don't talk to me about assimilation.--Marvin of Borg
Assimiliation is futile.  You will be resisted.
Assist the digitally handicapped...Donate your Help Files.
Assist your Local Police -- Beat yourself up.
Assistant manager:  Feminine form of the word "manager" (q.v.).
Associate of the accounting firm Dewey, Cheatem & Steele.
Associate with those you can learn from.
Assorted Funny Freddy Tags
Assssssss Yoooooouuuuuu Wiiiiiissssshhhhhhh......................
Assume Crash Position..your hard drive is about to........
Assume God was imaginative...
Assume gawking position - Tom
Assume nothing!
Assumption #1:  Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption #1: Al Gore is smarter than trees.
Assumption #1: Bill Clinton is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption #1: Darren is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption #1: Liberals aren't much smarter than broccoli
Assumption #1: Paul is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Astench makes the fart grow stronger.
Astern - Without humor ... e.g., he was astern son-of-a-gun.
Astern: Without humor ... e.g., he was astern son-of-a-gun.
Asteroid is just a word for Potential Orbital Hazard.
Asteroid is just another word for Potential Orbital Hazard.
Asteroids, Triple Droids, Telepathic Betazoids.
Asthmatic Hit Man! - Mike
Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in motion.
Astral projectionists do it out of body.
Astrology Law:  It's always the wrong time of the month.
Astrology convention canceled due to unforeseen circumstances
Astrology is God's science.
Astrology is Taurus.
Astrology is a bunch of Taurus!
Astrology is crap - but I'm a Capricorn and we're skeptical.
Astrology? We Aries don't believe in that cr*p.
Astronaut:  Whirled traveler.
Astronaut:  Whirled traveler...
Astronauts & estranged husbands both have problems with re-entry
Astronauts DO IT in weightlessness.
Astronauts are launched into space w/loud report - Tom
Astronauts are out to launch.
Astronauts do it higher and stay up longer.
Astronauts do it in free fall.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it on re-entry.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronauts get missile-toe.
Astronomer:  A night watchman.
Astronomers DO IT all over the universe.
Astronomers DO IT on mountain tops.
Astronomers DO IT with larger apertures.
Astronomers do it all in one big bang
Astronomers do it all night long.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it variably.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astronomers do it with a Big Bang.
Astronomers do it with even longer tubes.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers have stars in their skies.
Astronomers love heavenly bodies!
Astronomers moon the universe.
Astronomers study heavenly bodies.
Astronomers watch heavenly bodies.
Astronomers...   ...do it in the dark.
Astronomy is over everyone's head!
Astronomy...   ...is looking up!
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars.
At $4.99 a pound?  We use wooden pork chops these days.
At 15 sex isn't what it will be.
At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
At 20 years old, the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 50 the judgment.
At 200', no one can hear you scream!
At 20000 feet, an airscrew is not always a propeller...
At 20000 feet, an airscrew is not always a propellor...
At 20000 ft an airscrew is not always a propellor....
At 2400 baud, no one can hear you scream.
At 25 sex is what it should be.
At 34 nobody will feel the heat more than him.
At 70, Christmas is more often.
At Antioch: Hi, I'm Bob, your date, and this is Chuck, my lawyer.
At Bar Association Photo Session: "Everybody say 'fees'!"
At Barnabus's Blood Donor Clinic...
At Borger King we do it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.
At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
At Borgerking, your way is irrelevant!
At Burger Borg, your way is irrelevant!
At Burger Borg, your way is irrelevent!
At Ease... before you sprain something. - Janeway
At Ford, Quality is job 1 - Repairs are job 2!
At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1, game called because of rain.
At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen one, game called because of rain.
At Intel, quality is job .99999999563
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.  At Barney & Friends they have music
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.  At Barney & Friends they have music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.  At Barney & Friends, music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.  Barney & Friends has music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney and Friends they have music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. Barney and Friends has music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.At Barney & Friends they have music.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth.At Barney and Friends they have music
At Mardi Gras, a fool and his money are soon partied.
At Microsoft, our motto is "Quality is JOB #1.1"
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1
At Microsoft, quality it job 1.1!
At Nude Weddings, Everyone can see the Best Man!
At Telecom, we serve everyone, from Kings to the Scum of the earth.
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt*
At Warp Factor 9, they all look green to me.
At Windows, quality is job 1.1
At a Betazoid wedding, everybody can see who the best man is.
At a Betazoid wedding, everyone can see who the best man Really is!
At a Betazoid wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
At a Betazoid wedding, everyone can tell who the best man is!
At a Betazoid wedding,everybody can see who the best man is.
At a dead-end ?  Branch out!  My 13th cousin had the information.
At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
At a gas station: "Ask attendant for hose."
At a nude wedding everybody can see who the best man is.
At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is.
At a nude wedding everybody can see why the bride doesn't wear white.
At a nude wedding everybody knows who the best man is :)
At a nude wedding, everybody can see who the bestman is.
At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man REALLY is.
At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
At a nude wedding, everyone can tell who the best man is!
At a prevaricator's anonymous meeting: "Hi, I'm Bill Clinton..."
At a prevaricator's anonymous meeting: "Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton..."
At a seance, he who levitates is host.
At a true Texas bar.be.cue, if you can taste the meat, someone goofed.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
At an eary age, some one should have told you... - Ivanova
At any rate, I'd like to prove/disprove the family myth.
At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you.  Have a nice day.
At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father.  - Sigmund Freud
At daybreak we walk, at daybreak we talk.
At ease before you sprain something!
At ease, Charles Robinson, before you sprain something!
At ease, Ensign Gregory, before you sprain something - Janeway
At ease, Ensign James, before you sprain something - Janeway
At ease, Ensign Kelly, before you sprain something - Janeway
At ease, Ensign...before you sprain something! - Janeway
At ease, Lieutenant Loser - Crow
At every word a reputation dies. --Pope.
At first there is nothing but a dream in a world of steel and stone.
At first they burn books, eventually they burn people.
At game's end, the king and the pawn go into the same bag. - Dragon
At half-time:  Bears 16 - Tourists 0.
At last I'm organized! he exclaimed, and died.
At last I'm organized, he sighed and died.
At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
At last a chance to make skeletons dance!
At last someone who shows the Proper Respect for Me!
At last we meet; for the first time, for the last time!  Yeah.
At last!  A man who doesn't want me to change!!
At last!  Darth Dallas!  Dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! A knight in shining armour! Now, where's the can opener?
At last! Darth @TL@the dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! Darth Bullitt... the dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! Darth Dallas! Dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! Darth Jordan... the dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! Darth McLeodthe dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
At last! I finally found the perfect man!
At last! I finally found the perfect woman!
At last! Perot actually makes a decision...
At last, I'm organised", he said, and died.
At last, I'm organized, he said, and then died.
At last, a tagline of my own....
At last, the Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!
At last, the Eludium Q36 explosive space modulator
At last, the Eludium Q36 explosive space modulator!
At last...the Gathering! - The Kurgan
At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like.
At least Bush put off this administration for four years!
At least Carter was a vet.
At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
At least Democratic presidents remember HOW to have sex . . .
At least Gennifer got kissed!
At least I can be a bad example  :-)
At least I didn't lead no humdrum life.   -- Forrest Gump
At least I don't do Abortions. ....."Kevorkian"
At least I have hair.
At least I have two sons - Crow as nerdy daughter talks
At least I remembered the Subject!
At least I saved this stick - Crow as peasant
At least I still have my pipe. - Bilbo Baggins
At least I'm good at something.
At least I've earned an honest day's wage - Tom Servo
At least Jimmy Carter once had a real job!
At least Kirk managed to die on a bridge.
At least Pee Wee wasn't *talking* during the movie!
At least Rush Limbaugh admits that he IS show business.
At least Rush Limbaugh admits that he's show business.
At least a DC-10 sucks!
At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself!
At least a computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
At least an egotist doesn't go around talking about other people.
At least cigarettes Do help weed out the idiots by killing them first.
At least egotists don't talk about other people
At least he didn't rule my taglines as off-topic!
At least he gets 24 hours notice. - Rimmer
At least he still has feathered hair - Joel on Lee Majors
At least in prison you look forward to getting out. --Lister.
At least in prison you look forward to getting out.--Lister
At least insane people don't have to worry about going insane!
At least it isn't rabbit season...then Mutie'd be in trouble :^> -Dodger
At least it's got that `lived-in' look. - Duncan MacLeod
At least it's not 10 degrees below zero where YOU are.
At least it's not 24 degrees in Oct. below zero where YOU are.
At least it's not 34 degrees below zero where YOU are.
At least it's not 34 degrees in Nov. below zero where YOU are.
At least it's not 44 degrees below zero where YOU are.
At least my 386 can *divide*!
At least my XT can *divide*!
At least once a year, everyone is a genius.
At least one part of my anatomy is smart.
At least our televisions understand us - Calvin
At least rinse out your jockies - Mike
At least that bought us a day. - Duncan MacLeod
At least that's what this week's Castle Enquirer has on the cover...
At least the doctors find me fascinating...
At least the doctors find me interesting
At least the moderator replies to my messages!
At least the moderator replies to my messages.
At least the traffic is with 'em - Crow on crooks
At least theres this riveting soundtrack -Mike on silence
At least this isn't a bloody French tagline..
At least those who drink know what to blame everything on
At least toads can eat what bugs them.
At least we are acquainted with the judge - Data
At least we didn't have to see THESE guys wrestle - Tom
At least we got the matter panel back. - Kryten
At least we're aquianted with the judge, Captain.--Data
At least we're paddling in the same direction now - Crow
At least wear your safety glasses - Crow
At least when I drank, I knew what to blame everything on...
At least whores don't kid themselves about their motives...
At least with dogs, you can rub their nose in what they do.
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
At least you got to go on a vacation.  I had to stay home.
At least you're not ignorant.. (Do you know what that means?)
At least, that's the way they seem to do it...
At least, we have our Ewock suits to cheer us up - Tom
At lest those who drink know what to blame everything on.
At my age I don't have to prove anything.
At my age the 2 finest things in life: computers & EZ peel shrimp...
At my age there is no such thing as safe sex.   - Bard
At my age, you're lucky if the pilot light doesn't go out. B.Fitzgerald
At night the moon became a woman's face. I met the Spirit of Music -JM
At night, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
At night, all cats are grey.
At night, wishful goddess ...
At nude weddings everybody can see the best man!
At one time most girls in Utah married Young.
At one with evil that has ruled before
At our last meeting I died.  It alters the appearance.
At participating locations only.
At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
At such times, us wise Cats retire to meditate...
At that time of night when questions rally in an open mind...(Fish)
At the Metrodome: Monster Designs by Jon Lackley - Crow
At the border:  "What's in the trunk?"  "Oh, nobody!"
At the cemetary take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
At the center of the earth, which way is down?
At the close of day the sunset cloaks these words in shadowplay.
At the end of the game the King and the Pawn get put in the same box.
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same bag.
At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and swing.
At the half. Bears 16 - Tourists 0.
At the half:  Dragons 21 - Dungeoneers 0.
At the half:  Dragons 21 - Newbies 0.
At the half:  Dragons 21 - Tourists 0.
At the half: Bears 16 - Tourists 0.
At the half: Dragons 21 - Newbies 0.
At the half: Dragons 21 - Tourists 0.
At the late night double feature picture show...in the back row!
At the lowest power setting,a Bajoran phaser makes a great hair dryer!
At the moment I have four gallons abrew in the spare room... :)
At the next beep it will be... 00:29:28
At the next beep it will be... 18:20:00
At the office copy machine:  Reproducing eh?  Can I help?
At the prompt, remove disk, spit on it, then retry.
At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
At the rate you read, the murderer will escape. - Winchester to BJ
At the recipe, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
At the sound of the BEEP, please leave your bust size and hair color.
At the tagline, leave your name(s) and number... I'll get back to you.
At the tagline, leave your number,we'll get back to you.
At the tagline, leave your number.  We'll get back to you.
At the third stroke, you will be rather aroused!
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
At the wire, it's Lorena by a head.
At this age, memories are the greatest fun I have!
At this moment, I like my anonymity. - Hobbes
At this point, Tonstant Weader fwowed up! - Dorthy Parker on Pooh
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
At this rate, you'll *define* the BS in BBS- TEC
At this rate, you'll *define* the BS in BBS...
At this time there is no documentation except a readme file.
At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.
At times like these the wise cat retires to meditate.
At times the wolves howl and the moon is silent.
At times we must settle for inferior  quality time.
At times, Dick Van Dyke probably had Mary Tyler Moore-gasms.
At war with the planets... at war with all mankind. - Samhain
At war with the world, I have the right to be FREE! - Foreigner
At war with the world, what do they want from me? - Foreigner.
At what age do you *stop* being a kid?
At what hour does the lovelorn princess fling herself into the flaming
At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made?
At what point is the lawyer retained.
At what time does the moon rise? Is there a moon? Is it a full moon?
At your Cervix!
At your cervix my dear
At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe.
At&tell - Confession hot line.
At&twits - Phone solicitors.
Ataru's Wayward Home for the Criminally Hentai
Ataru:  You don't heat shower water with lightning!!
Ate yerz ago i cudent evin pernownz injuneer, now i r one
Ate yerz ago i cudent evin spel injunear, now i are one!
Atheism , hockey, God, S&M, NO CARRIER
Atheism - **eeit.
Atheism ... There is no s***
Atheism doesn't have a prayer.
Atheism is a default position, not necessarily a belief..
Atheism is a non -prophet organization!
Atheism is a non-prophet oraganization.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheism is a non-prophet religion.
Atheism means never having to ask a myth for forgiveness.
Atheism, hockey, God, S&M, NO CARRIER
Atheism:  A non-prophet organization...
Atheism: Company on strike; Music and Lyrics not available.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Atheism: a crutch for those who can't accept authority.
Atheism?  I don't believe in it.
Atheist = Deity Disadvantaged.
Atheist Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
Atheist Insurance Company:  We don't cover acts of God.
Atheist Problem #1: No one to yell to during sex.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to talk to during sex
Atheist Problem: No one to talk to during sex.
Atheist achieving an orgasm:  "Oh, random!  Oh, chance!"
Atheist achieving orgasm: "Oh Random!  Oh, Chance!"
Atheist achieving orgasm: "Oh Random! O Chance!"
Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
Atheist having an orgasm:    "Oh, Random!  Oh, Chance!"
Atheist orgasm : "Oh, random!  Oh, chance!  Oh, quantum fluctuations!"
Atheist problem #5: No one to call out during sex
Atheist problem #6:  No one to call out to during sex.
Atheist problem #6:  No one to talk to during sex.
Atheist problem:  Unable to get "Act of God" insurance.
Atheist shout during sex: "Ohhhh, random! Ohhh, chance!"
Atheist: A person with no invisible means of support
Atheist: one with no invisible means of support.
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in DOG
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Atheists for Christ meeting -- 9:00 pm Wednesdays
Atheists have no invisible means of support.
Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm
Atheists have no one to talk to during sex.
Atheists haven't got an answer for prayer.
Ather be a live namby-pamby than a dead executive. --Bud.
Athiesim: There is no sh*t.
Athiesm is a non-prophet organization.
Athiest Christmas Movie:  Coincidence on 34th Street
Athiest Dsylexics don't believe in DOG..
Athiest Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex.
Athiest acheiving an orgasm:  "Oh, random!  Oh, chance!"
Athiest achieving an orgasm:  "Oh, random!  Oh, chance!"
Athiest problem #5: Unable to get "Act of God" insurance.
Athiest:  Sh*t happens because mankind caused it.
Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm.
Athiests have no one to talk to during sex....
Athletes do it athleticly.
Athletes do it on the run
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
Athletic young 486 seeks hot Pentium that likes 8 floppies.
Athletic young 486 seeks hot Pentium that likes 8" floppies.
Athletic young 486 seeks hot Pentium that likes 8" floppys
Athyra rules minds' interplay
Atilde~The~Hun...He left his diacritical mark on history.
Atilla the Pun
Atilla was loved by all, everyone calls him Hun.
Atlanta, GA - It's illegal to make faces at children while they study.
Atlantic City? Monte Carlo? Grand Casino Hinkley? - Mike
Atlantis sank beneath the Blue Wave.
Atlantis. Atlantic City. Think about it!
Atlee is a very modest man.  And with reason.  -- Winston Churchill
Atmosphere is the all-important thing.  -- Lovecraft
Atogs: Bad art, bad card, bad power, let's keep it.
Atom Bomb:Created by dumb Americans & tested in Japan!
Atomic Bomb:  The thing that makes molehills out of mountains.
Atomic Bra guaranteed 80% fallout.
Atomic Ducks!  Quark Quark Quark...
Atomic Tim:  Aladdin's Ring
Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late)
Atrocity has that effect on me.
Attack Of The Living Dead Weseenems, coming to a highway near you!
Attack Socrates, @F! How tough can he be, anyway!
Attack another's rights and you destroy your own.
Attack first, then get tough.
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!
Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!
Attack of the Killer Christmas Ornaments of the 60's! - Joel
Attack of the Killer Letch - Tom as couple kiss
Attack of the Killer Taglines (PG-13)
Attack of the Killer recipes (PG-13).
Attack the day like birds of prey or scavengers under cover.: Rush
Attack the system, deplore the actions - Course of Empire
Attack the thief with the sword.  I don't see any sword!
Attacked by Giant Lemmings - take 6D6 laughing damage.
Attacked by Lemmings - take 6D6 damage from laughter!
Attacked by a point-of-view shot! - Crow
Attacked by the Phoenix at 4800 baud
Attackers must vanquish; defenders need only survive.
Attacking an eel where there is none is usually a fatal mistake!
Attacking angels as they pray to God!
Attacking that battlestation ain't my idea of courage, it's more suicide
Attempted suicide should be punishable by death
Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Attend The Next B.A.T.F Bake Out! - BATF
Attend no auctions if you have no money.
Attend! The William! Shatner! School of! Acting!
Attend! The! Willam! Shatner! School! Of.... Acting!
Attend! The! William! Shatner! School! Of  Acting!
Attention Dieters!  Hit >ENTER< now!  SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Minmei has left the building!
Attention K-Mart shoppers!  Minmei has left the store!
Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is
Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
Attention Klingons: I howl, claw ferociously, and throw things.
Attention Morale: The crew will continue until the floggings improve.
Attention Orville Bullitt: This message was to *YOU*!
Attention all units: large yellow bird, silly voice. <Riggs>
Attention car thieves:  This car is already stolen!!
Attention conflict: New mail found.  Real life halted.
Attention everybody! Larry Blackadder has another cunning plan!
Attention everybody! Orville Baldrick has another cunning plan!
Attention everybody! Orville Blackadder has another cunning plan!
Attention everybody! Orville has another cunning plan!
Attention passengers: There will be a slight delay while we kill you.
Attention shoppers: free food for old people in the bin behind Safeway
Attention tagline shoppers: Steal 2 & get 1 free.
Attention to detail, folks!
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.  -Plato
Attention!  Jeremy eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Attention!  Keith eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Attention!  The buffet is now being served. -- Magic Voice
Attention! 2 + 2 = 5.2358. Please recalibrate your equipment.
Attention! Diana eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Attention! K'elvis has left the arena! Disperse or die!
Attention! Now 2 + 2 = 5.2358. Please recalibrate your equipment.
Attention! Orville eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Attention! The buffet is now being served - Magic Voice
Attention! This Is The POSYS, My Tags been Snaged
Attention!!  Modem addict on the lOOse
Attention, passengers: There will be a slight delay while we kill you.
Attention: Mu'ad Dib, your sandworm, 124C, is blocking the driveway.
Attention: Mu'ad Dib, your sandworm, Bubbles, is blocking the driveway
Attention: Orville Bullitt Expressing An Opinion.  You are Duely Warned.
Attention: Unattended children will be cut up and put in the soup.
Attention: Unattended children will be sold as slaves.
Attention: new 386 convert. Do not mention RAM.
Attic's a little dusty.
Attica! Attica! Atticus? - Tom chants
Attila The Pun...He had his way with sWORDs.
Attila the Hen runs the White House.
Attila the Nun:  A simple girl pledged to a life of brutality.
Attila the Nun: a girl pledged to a life of simple brutality.
Attila the Nun: a simple girl pledged to a life of brutality.
Attilla the Hen runs the White House.
Attilla the Hun was kinda liberal for my tastes!
Attitude DOS: You said you want WHAT command, punk?
Attitude DOS: You want WHAT command?
Attitude adjustment: Is a swift kick in the ass...
Attitude adjustment: Is a swift kick in the sit me down..
Attitude adjustment: a swift kick in the ass.
Attitude adjustment: a swift kick in the butt.
Attitude adjustment: a swift kick in the rump.
Attitude adjustments $29.95.  Alignment extra.
Attitude colors the scenes of the mind and your life.
Attitude is everything.
Attitudes are the biggest disability.
Attitudes are the real disability.
Attitudes create politics and politics precedes equality
Attitudes create politics and politics precedes equality.
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A bread machine that's also a CD player.
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A capucino machine that also takes pictures.
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A pasta machine that also makes bittonholes.
Attn. Govt. Text Scanners: COMMUNISM HACKING TERRORISM REVOLUTION
Attorney General Reno didn't know what SWAT stands for.
Attorney:  Major Sporting Event.
Attorney: A rich ambulance chaser.
Attorneys make better motions.
Attorneys may be taken with traps and deadfalls.
Attracting a lower class of bimbo
Attracting a lower class of bimbo.
Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Attrapez L'Onde Bleue!
Attsa matta for me? Attsa matta for you!
Attuned to the majesty of music.  YES!!
Atuned to the majesty of music. YES
Au contraire, mon capitaine!  HE'S BAAAACK!!  - Q
Au contraire, mon capitaine!  He's back! -- Q
Au contraire, mon capitan!  HE'S BAAAACK!!  - Q.
Au contraire, mon captain! HEEEE'S BAAAACK! --Q.
AuH2O!  If you know what that means you ARE old!
Auckland Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that h
Auctioneers do it fast and loud.
Audemus jura nostra defendere..
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Audibon prize: A red-headed, double-breasted bed-thrasher
Audience - the APPLAUSE sign is now lit.
Audiologist's mystery:  Who killed Coch Lea?
Audiosis - The hearing of a sound after it quits.
Audit: The ability of the IRS to violate ones Civil Rights!
Auditorium, natatorium, crematorium and gymnasium must be compounds.
Auditorium: Derived from 'audio' (to hear) and 'taurus' (bull).
Auditors like to examine figures.
Auf wieder bye bye, gotta go get the dog outta the snowblower!
Augmented Fifth:  A 36-ounce bottle.
August 1993, the Borg assimilates the Mars probe.
August 24, 1995. The best day OS/2 has ever had!
August 24, 1995: The best day OS/2 ever had!
August Strinberg's Backdraft - Mike
August:  mosquito season of the heart.
Auldlanxiety: Experience of waking up New Year's Day with amnesia.
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Taking the Dog.  Dorthy
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. --Dorothy.
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy.
Aunt Em:  Hate you.  Hate Kansas.  Took the dog.
Aunt Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. --Dorothy.
Auntie E: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the Dog. Dorothy.
Auntie Em, hate Kansas, took dog, hired lawyer, Dorothy
Auntie Em, why is Toto playing in the blender?
Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the house and dog. Dorothy
Auntie Em:  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking Toto. -- Dorothy
Auntie Em:  Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the dog. Dorothy.
Auntie Em: **** you. **** Kansas. Taking dog. --Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate Kansas, Hate You, Took Dog  Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate Kansas, hate you. Took dog and house. --Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took the dog...Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking dog. --Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.  -Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorot
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog. --Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, taking the dog.- Dorothy
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the Dog. Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the dog. Love, Dorothy.
Auntie Life: the sister of Uncle-Death.
Aunty Em:  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog.  Dorothy
Aunty Em: Love you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy
Aunty Em: Love you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy.
Aunty Em| Hate you, hate Kansas.  Took Dog, love Dorothy
Aural Sex - Produces eargasms??
Aural Sex leads to Eargasms.....
Aural Sex produce Eargasms!
Aural Sex produced Eargasms
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Aural sex causes eargasms.
Aural sex gives me an earection.
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.
Auribus teneo lupum. (I hold a wolf by the ears.)
Aurora, the Morning, Mother of the Sun.
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die
Aussie Access Line?...%$#@& - NAY CARRIER, MATE
Aussie DOS prompt:  C:\EH?>
Aussie's 3 wishes: 3 ever-full bottles of beer!
Aussies Do *IT* Down Under!
Austin's Law: It tastes better in someone else's house.
Australia Post raises prices! The extra 4c is for storage!
Australia doesn't Want a neuclear deterrent, We NEED it.
Australia doesn't Want a nuclear deterrent, We NEED it.
Australia has the best politicians that money can buy
Australia is close to Heaven -> NZ!
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you! Amen!
Australia, a land where profanity is an artform.
Australia, where going down under offers up a whole new meaning
Australia...visit us soon...where your dollar goes further..
Australia:  Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Australia: The only place on Earth wih REAL plastic Ferengi money!
Australia: The only place on Earth with REAL plastic Ferengi money!
Australia: where men are men and sheep are nervous....
Australian DOS 6.2:  (A)bort (R)etry (N)o Worries mate!
Australian Foreplay:  "Brace yourself, Sheila!"
Australian ale is made from kangaroo hops.
Australian beer is made from kangaroo hops.
Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops.
Australian beer is made with kangaroo hops.
Australian foreplay - "Brace yerself, Sheila."
Australian foreplay: "Brace yerself, Sheila."
Australian kiss: same as French, but down under!
Australian outback: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Australian toilet:  B'day Mate.
Australians do it down under.
Australians do it from down under.
Australians have 2 NEW uses for sheep: wool and mutton.
Australochickicus - the first chicken
Authenticity Error:  Windows is cracked.
Authenticity Error: Window is cracked.
Authenticity Police - death to Spandex!
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Author of OS2CFGx.ZIP.
Author of the Falcon's Eye and LordNet League Lists!
Authored Computer Widow's Hand Book.
Authority employees are urged to stay at their desks.
Authority is like a septic tank - the BIG chunks float to the top!
Authority often assigns jobs to those least capable.
Authors do it by rote.
Authors do it by the book
Authors:  We are the Wizards.  We bring your dreams to life.
Authors: Rick MacDonald, Rafael Moya, Tim Chapman
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Auto destruct sequence engaged. Desctruction in 3 - 2 - 1 -
Auto makers DO IT with standard equipment.
Auto makers do it with standard equipment (or optional equipment).
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
Auto mechanics give lube jobs.
Auto stop and eject! AUTO STOP AND EJECT!!
Auto-fellatio is it's own reward
Autobiography of Miss Tom Pittman - Mike
Autobiography of a adult movie actor: Festor Sore
Autobiography.   The cars logbook.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Autobiography: unrivalled telling truth about others.
Autoerotic - making love in an automobile
Autoexec.bat: A cross between Lee Iacocca & Count Dracula
Autoexec.bat: Lee Ioccoca as a Vampire.....
Autoexec.bat= Lee Iocca as a Vampire
Autoexec:  Snooooozzzzzzze
Automated:  A couple making love in a car.
Automatic Shift. When a driver moves closer to his girlfriend.
Automatic rejection of BBS advertisement taglines.
Automatic simply means it can't be fixed
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself
Automatic weapons - aren't.
Automating:  A couple making love in a car.
Automation has opened up a whole new field of unemployment.
Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
Automobile:  A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
Automobiles were a part of teenagers mating rituals.  -Data
Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals.  -Data
Automobiles were part of the teenage mating rituals. -Data
Automobiles werw a part of teenagers mating rituals.  -Data
Automotive Law:  Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip.
Automotive Law:  Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend.
Automotive Law:  Nothing minor ever happens to a car.
Autopinion - A bumper sticker.
Autopinion:  A bumper sticker.
Autovision... what about Autosmell?
Autumn is a season followed by looking forward to spring.
Autumnmatt - A lawn covered with leaves.
Auuuuuuggugggg. There. I feel much better.
Av-8 Harrier pilots have their ups and down..
Avagadro meets David Bowie:  "Moley Moley!"
Avagadro meets Robin:  "Holy 6.02 * 10^23, Batman!"
Avail Ukrania! My bitter homeland - Mike sings
Avail.           Helpful for ugly woman.
Available in a Limited Edition
Available on the InterNet at 9208033h@Lux.Levels.UniSA.Edu.Au
Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell.
Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded.
Avast mate! Drop your pants and prepare to be boarded!
Avast wench! Drop your skirts and prepare to be boarded!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Park ELSEWHERE!
Avast, wench! Drop your skirt and prepare to be boarded.
Avast, ye swabs!
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Ave Maria! Gee, it's good to see ya!
Ave, Rex Moderatus Physicus!
Avenge me! Avenge me! - Crow
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avenge yourself.  Live long & burden your kids.
Avenge yourself. Live long and burden your kids.
Avenge yourself: Live long enough to be a problem to your children.
Average Baking Temperature = room.
Average landing party:  Kirk, Bones, Spock & ENS Monsterbait.
Average landing party:  Kirk, Bones, Spock, and Ensign Monsterbait.
Average landing party: Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Spock and Ensign Monsterbait.
Average landing party: Kirk, McCoy, Spock and Ensign Monsterbait.
Average landing party: Kirk, Spock, Dr.McCoy and Ensign Monsterbait.
Average tax increase of $400 shucks thats only 2 haircuts
Average:  6 inches and 34B.
Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.
Avert the effects of exposure, don't flash in winter!
Avert your eyes children. It may take on other forms!
Avg landing party:Kirk,Bones,Spock&Ens.Monsterbait.
Avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Aviation Lie: If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
Aviation Lie: Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
Aviation Rule #1:  Number of takeoffs must equal number of landings.
Aviation Rule #1: No. takeoffs must equal No. landings.
Aviators in flight meals contain ferrets in a hot dog bun..
Aviators love snacking with goldfish on a ritz..
Avid golfers have a fairway look in their eyes.
Avoid "elegant" when "simple" will do.
Avoid "off-topic" warnings -- put the moderator on your twitlist.
Avoid "off-topic" warnings.  Add the moderator to your twitlist!
Avoid "off-topic" warnings: Add the moderator to your twitlist!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Avoid GOTOs completely if you can keep the program readable.
Avoid Hangovers... Stay Drunk!!!
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid Messes.  Cover the cat before microwaving.
Avoid Messes:  Cover the cat before microwaving.
Avoid Mistakes...Do Nothing!
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
Avoid The Noid.
Avoid Tunnel Vision -- Wear Blindfold In Tunnel.
Avoid Tunnel Vision Wear Blindfold In Tunnel
Avoid a computer virus - practice safe hex!
Avoid a computer virus; obstain from HEX!
Avoid a mess: Cover the cat before you microwave it.
Avoid a mess: Cover the dog before you microwave it.
Avoid a wicked man, he breeds only evil, lest you incur a lasting stain
Avoid approaching horses and restaurants from the rear.
Avoid bigots and fools...oh, that's redundant, isn't it.
Avoid chocolate, and answer my echomail!
Avoid cliches like the plague -- They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague!
Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
Avoid computer viruses - practice safe HEX!
Avoid criticism--say, do and be nothing.
Avoid diseases not backed by a national foundation.
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery after use.
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery after use.C
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to loose.
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use.
Avoid foreign entanglements. -- George Washington
Avoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat
Avoid fruits and nuts - don't drink in a liberal gay bar!
Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you ARE what you eat.
Avoid fruits, nuts, and liberals.
Avoid getting divorced - Stay single - Its cheaper
Avoid hangovers.  Stay drunk.
Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted Post Code.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted zip code!
Avoid mailmen -- They're carriers!
Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry. -- Heinlein
Avoid messes - cover cat before microwaving!
Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.
Avoid messes:  Cover cat before microwaving.
Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
Avoid messes: Cover cat befre microwaving.
Avoid messes: Cover dog before microwaving.
Avoid messes: Cover liberals before shooting.
Avoid messes; cover cat before microwaving.
Avoid misunderstandings!  Never assume that anything is assumed!
Avoid off topic messages.   Converse with the Moderator!
Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the moderator!
Avoid off topic warnings-put the Moderator in your twitlist
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit filter
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twitlist.
Avoid off-topic warnings: put the moderator on your twitlist.
Avoid offtopic warnings. Put "Moderator" in your twitlist
Avoid overuse of 'quotation "marks."'
Avoid polysyllabification.
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
Avoid popularity; it has many snares and no real benefits.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Avoid reality at all costs!
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read and cost your sysop more.
Avoid sexually transmitted disease; practice monotony.
Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
Avoid temptation. Unless you can't resist!!
Avoid that run down feeling.  Stay on the sidewalk.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush -- leave work at noon!
Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran).
Avoid the bug, cover your slug.
Avoid the rush.  Hate Texas early.
Avoid tunnel vision: Wear blindfold in tunnel
Avoid unnecessary branches.
Avon calling. Avon calling - Tom on repetitious door bell
Avon is a ding-dong operation.
Aw C'mon! Can't I gore your ox even a LITTLE?;)
Aw Honey... just one more message, honest...
Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!
Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungie cord. * Calvin
Aw Shucks, if my Daddy could see me now.  Hendrix
Aw c'mon!  Edit.com's better than .....aah....umm.....
Aw come on guys, can't you take a $%#@&*NO CARRIER
Aw come on, Bob.  Pull my finger.
Aw come on, Orville. Pull my finger.
Aw come on, Ron.  Pull my finger.
Aw come on, Spock. Pull my finger.
Aw come on.  Pull my finger.
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the aliens!
Aw mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bunji cord!
Aw, Honey... Just one more message, honest...
Aw, I was gonna go into Tosche Sta. to pick up some power converters.
Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!  -Calvin
Aw, come on! I would never go that far. Well, maybe.
Aw, come on, Spock, pull my finger! -- Kirk
Aw, come on, Spock, pull my finger.
Aw, gee, Wally . . .
Aw, post the spider in your response, p l e a s e. (I miss it.)
Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster. - Homer
Aw, who let the humans in?  Now we gotta fumigate!
Aw, who needs self-esteem anyway?
Awaiting the final moment, the birth of Satan's son!
Awaiting: Blue Wave for CP/M-80 - THE operating system
Awakened with the words "an island off the coast of Spain."
Awarded at a separate time:
Awards are like piles, in the end, every asshole gets one
Away Team? Me? No way! Guys get killed on those! - Unknown Red Shirt.
Away in a MURDER. No crib for a DEATH - Tom
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm. - Yoda
Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
Away team? Me? No way! Guys get killing doin' that!
Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Latin. - Shakespeare
Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Taglinese. -- Tagspeare
Away, old dotard, get away!
Awe Struck.      Being hit with a paddle.
Awe, you mean I brought my flame thrower for nothing?!
Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt!    "I'm Awesome!"
Awesome use of the language, dude! -- Batty
Awful thing about war is it usually kills the wrong folks
Awful thing...To waste people. - LaCroix,
Awkward when you have to break up w/your grandma - Mike
Awl your money Ah will tax from you, awl your money, awl your money.
Awok is what you thwow at a wabbit!
Awooga, awooga! Abandon ship!
Awright! Who peed in the gene pool?
Awright! cut the Japanese cr*p!
Awright, hold it! Where's the mutant repellant?
Awright, who peed in the gene pool?!!??
Awright, you people!  Who stole my strawberry preserves?
Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am..
Aww Peg, not in the daylight!  I can SEE you!
Aww c'mon, just till I need glasses...
Aww wight!  Where's my WAM memowy, you wascawwy wabbit?
Aww!! No Fair!!! I wanted to be a Test-Tube Alien Hybrid Experament!!
Aww, HoneyJust one more message, honest...
Aww, come onJUST ONE MORE BBS.PLEASE, HONEY?!
Aww, who let the HUMAN BEINGS in? Now we gotta fumigate!
Aww, who let the humans in?
Aww, who let the humans in? Get a bucket and a mop...
Aww, you don't like the Borg assimilating you? Call 1 (800) IRRELEVANT
Aww. No! Blood! - Dr. Nick Riviera
Awww Bullwinkle--That trick Never works!
Awww, I'm sorry. Really, I am. :) - Dire Wolf
Awww, poor little tagline... It's confused (it thinks it's a message).
Awww, shucks <*blush*>; you shouldn't have. <*grin*>
Awww: this is priceless!!     Yup!  No value at all.
Awwww Sher-sher=sher-=-shucks
Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny!
Awwww its just a Harmless little Tagline!
Awwww its just a Harmless little recipe!
Awwww, Je!  Yer makin' me feel all Mushy like!
Awwww, could you move your hand up a wee bit higher, please!
Axe held high, I go.
Axioms are the best example of GIGO!
Ay Carumba! --Bart Simpson.
Ay, Island Gurl, Wot you doin' witda white man werld?
Ay, Professor Hurts? - Mike to Crow
Ay, why ask eh?  Drink Canada Dry!
Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito!
Ay, yi, yi, yi.  I am the recipe Bandito.            .
Ayatollah Khomeini will one day be viewed as some kind of a saint.
Aye Captain, I'm Giving You All She's Got!!
Aye and fond of fresh meat and all.
Aye carrumba!  No Simpsons conference on this board!
Aye carrumba! No Simpsons conference on this board!
Aye carumba!
Aye yam Drak-kul-lah Aye bid yoo velcome. -- Dracula
Aye yi yi yiii!  I am the Tagline Bandito!
Aye, Captain - it'll be no Tribble at all! -- Scotty
Aye, Captain, I know I said Dilithium, not Folgers.
Aye, Captain, but the engines won't take much more.
Aye, and if my Grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon
Aye, aye, the Liverpool shuffle.
Aye, but Captain, I can tweak the CPU just a little only.
Aye, every inch! said Lear achingly.
Aye, he looks a right lurker.
Aye, make sure that the tag looks like this.
Aye, now am I in Arden, the more fool I.
Aye, sir.
Aye, that way goes the game.<Shakespeare>
Aye, the redhead!  We wants the redhead!  We wants the redhead!
Ayer ago i kuldnt spel injuneer, now i are won!!
Ayer ago i kuldnt spel progrmr, now i are won!!
Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Aaamah! Ayoyo!
Azathoth or Cthulhu - why summon any LESSER evil?
Azathoth/Cthulhu '96.  Could they make things any worse?
Azathoth/Cthulhu '96. Could they make things any worse?
a ... File/File save as ... ;-).
a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?
a Knock? would shatter my dreams' illusions--Jim Morrison
a PRO!! -Calvins @(#*$&$(# NO CAR
a Pentium FDIV.  You never know what you're gonna get.
a REAL test for Duracell Bunny : installing Windows95 on an XT.
a b c da li'l fishies?  a a a a
a book about the English language, sir.""And the hero's name is what?"
a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job a Republican wants.
a can of black eyed peas, some nes-cafe and ice
a capite ad calem...From head to heel.
a cappella...Midi sound on an XT.
a cat is a terrible thing to waste...drive safely
a cucumber will never give you a hickey...
a cucumber will never leave you before you want them to...
a cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually...
a few flapjacks short a breakfast
a few from the top of the list:
a few roses short of a bouquet
a goose is what grows up while it grows down.
a hole is nothing,but U can still break your neck in it.
a jealousy of power and the desire to become part of it...
a lie:  The truth in masquerade.
a little Prozac and a polo mallet.  -- Woody Allen
a little T.L.C. A.S.A.P.
a mind forever voyaging.
a music store, but it slipped my memory.  Wiffle sniffle!
a network of _felines_ is a catalyst.
a network of bureaucrats is a federalist.
a page short of a book
a rathole in the space-time continuum...
a realm of immortality that creates a barrier from reality...
a shot of reality never hurt anyone |----XXXXXX==----,
a spirit of a misplaced childhood is rising to speak his mind
a spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission.
a sta da radim kada odu prijatelji moji, kada ode djevojka na koju bacam
a sucker's born every 30sec.s,not counting the converts!
a vacuum.
a young sophisticator who falls in love 3 pages later ...
a)Yes b)No c)Maybe So d)Imponderable!
a, Ontario.   Canadian, or North American.
a-weem-o-wrat, a-weem-o-wrat, hey hey hey
aA+ae.~*}++o~****ua?o<P... Just kidding, your modem's OK.
aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
aMEOWsing: a funny cat.
a^n+b^n=c^n.  No solutions for n>2, as can be#@}NO CARRIER
aaaaooooggggaaaa  aaaaooooggggaaaa ..... DIVE! DIVE!
aaahh,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO! - Data
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!  DIVE!
aardvark:  Strenuous labor.
ab uno disce omnes... From one specimen judge all the rest
abash:  A great party.
aboard, Scotty!  I ate my phaser!
about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
according to my info.  Hope that helps!
accumulate:  Slang way of asking, "Why are you tardy?"
achievement" Choosey cats choose Logitech Mice 10:1 Over MicroSoft!
acid rain:  sulfuric acid, nitric acid and congressional apathy.
acoustic coupler... is that two guitarists screwing?
actually...I'd rather maim than amputate.   - Janier
ad aperturam libri....Where the book opens.
ad calendas graecas
admit it...DOS 6.0 is really only DOS 5.1...
adolescence:  The stage between puberty and adultery.
adultery:  Pathological condition afflicting those over 30.
advertisement:  The most truthful part of a newspaper.
after multiple orgasms blonde says?"Wayta go team!"
after sex your doing it too fast... ... Virginity can be cured.
again was the posting of LISTS and Taglines (and for FIDO, a new dynamic
agfshjkld    Get that ferret off my keyboard!
agnodyslexic plea: why me dog?
ah chOOga CHOOga! uh
ahh to yes to ahh ahh to yes why the sun why the sun -Rush
ahh.. the little guy? I swiped him!
aibohpphobia - fear of palindromes
ainoko@downey.socal.com
air conditioned environment... do NOT open windoze
al' ja sam samo snovidjenje koje ti kaze: raduj se
alimony:  Repossessed love paid out on an installment plan.
alimony:  Two people make a mistake.  One pays for it.
all I really need to know I learned in taglines
all I want for xmas is big reply packet
all alone in the night.
all day prospectin', and all I found wuz this funny-colored boulder.
all day... if you hadn't nailed to the perch, it would be pushing up
all fuzzy spilling out of my head
all in the name of connectivity
all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
all modems are equal ... but USR modems are more equal than others ...
all romantics come to the same fate
all that is gold does not glitter; all that wanders is not lost ...
all the modern inconveniences -- Mark Twain
all the pigs all lined up
all wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
allowance:  What you pay your children to live with you.
allweseeorseemisbutadreamwithinadream
alpha testers DO IT first, beta testers DO IT last!<---Sloppy seconds?
also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr.
alt.Dex.hamster.ducttape
alt.bite.me.its.fun
alt.borg.die.die.die.
alt.games.doom redefines "brain dead".
alt.krycheck.ratboy.die.die.die
alt.rec.cooking.sweedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
alt.rec.games.tic.tac.toe
alt.sex.swedish.blond
alt.sex.sweedish.blond
altered reality is the only way to go through life.
always 1 weirdo on the bus, and I couldn't find him!
always smells sweet."  -Kemal Ataturk
am I "umop apisdn"
america stop pushing i know what i'm doing.
an American who doesn't support so called 'sensible' firearms laws.
an Atheist has no *invisible* means of support...
an Expert is one who has made all the mistakes, and *remembers them*
an aphrodesiac or a floor wax...Huh? (Babylon 5)
an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesqu
an expression of an Aquarian Moon challenging the Saturn-Sun
an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
an xplaination...
anal-cranially inverted - butthead
ancient Chinese secret, huh?...
and 3 hours later I had my wicked way with her....
and Absalom fared neither better nor worse
and Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
and BTW, OTOH (FYI), IMHO, it's OK.
and Bill Clinton probably suffers from penis envy, too.
and Cabal, and lots of short stories, too!
and Dickie Bird standing there with his neck between his shoulders.
and God said, "NO! DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!!" <Big Bang>
and Godzilla gets a full point for throwing Barney into Tokyo Harbour!
and Hillary Clinton probably suffers from penis envy, too.
and I DON'T DO WINDOWS!
and I am OUTTA here!
and I can always type in taglines by hand.   :)
and I have "a friend in Pennsylvania," right?
and I heard a million voices singing
and I shall cry MOTHER!, for the universe is my mother ...
and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious...
and I'll show you the prints of Wales
and Odo's team wins charades again !
and Operation Overkill
and She'll have fun, fun, fun till her Daddy takes her T-bird away!
and a David Wallace to you too
and all of a sudden I found myself in dire need of a haircut...
and all the Borg left was this darn Tandy.
and all the children are above average.
and all the men and women of Terok Nor merely Volehunters.
and also see how to really tick off a moderator.
and always think of the incredible things that can happen!
and been widely regarded as a bad move.
and believe me, I have the hate mail to prove it ...
and call me in the morning.
and decided to make taglines out of them. So here goes.
and did we tell you the name of the game boy?
and did you exchange a walk on part in a war
and don't forget to let me know if it works :-)
and eliminate and wipe out redundancy!
and finally, just to let you know where I'm coming from...
and furthermore I don't like your trousers.
and grab them while they are still at Labour prices...
and he disappeared in a puff of logic.
and he that seeketh findeth...Luke 11:10
and he...he erected a beautiful city...a city of stars.
and here's another one who wants to join :-))
and home of more people who can't read echo rules before posting.
and how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes.
and if we just swap these two disc controllers like _this_...
and if you don't smoke - DON'T COMPLAIN EITHER!
and if you don't watch it.... I'll turn you into a Scotsman!
and if you forgot, the topic is The Internet.
and if your gopher browser is really a webbrowser?
and in between are the doors.
and in the event the recipient receives various and sundry knuckle
and its a good one!
and just when I thought this damn thread died ...
and just when it was getting interesting, you changed the subject!
and keep those NO2 tanks full!
and kicked the polar bear in the ice hole.
and lead us not into interpretation, but deliver the Constitution...
and love to see the quotes!!!!  <LOL>
and mint frosting.
and my genitalia stuck up a tree somewhere in Rutland. -Edmund
and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine!
and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon
and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes...
and not get laughed at.
and now back to my original lurk mode...
and now for my next trick...
and now for something completely different...
and now it's time for a feminism update...
and now it's time for a feminism update...yeah, right!
and now it's time for a homeless update...
and now it's time for a timber update...
and now it's time for an animal rights update...
and now, My head will implode. ![Schulmpfh]!
and now, a LOT of Insanity
and now, a man with a stoat through his head...
and now, a man with three buttocks...
and now, for something completely hentai...
and now......Number twenty-nine......The Larch......
and of course, Jaunty! couldn't help but add his $.02 to this<G>.
and on the 8th day the Corps of Engineers changed everything.
and on the 8th day, Murphy said "I'm in charge now...."
and perhaps also use "implied" vs. "inferred" correctly.
and please watch over my best friend Ren....he's not strong.
and pulling back on the stick makes the cow smaller
and said, "Fie, alas, what have I done?"
and she stuck her hole out the window,
and shun the frumious Bandersnatch
and so it goes...
and sometimes the bear eats you.
and suddenly, you remember why you started BBSing in the first place.
and thanks for answering!
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped.
and the Good Fairy said, "I'll give you three withes..."
and the Word was God. - John 1:1
and the better angels of our nature...
and the co-moderator said this was off-topic in the INTERNET echo ...
and the dragons did sing as they swept across the starry sky.
and the elf said, "I dunno but it looks like a hamm..." <SPLAT!>
and the last to truely love me in these final moments.
and the list goes on...
and the name for Romulus is actually Rihannsu.  <g>
and the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
and the operating system you are looking at is??
and the whole cell block started humming: "Yooooure my woman now..."
and then I woke up!
and then Sam Beckett handed over the Windows 95 box to Steve Jobs ...
and then baby bear said: "Someone's been playing on my computer too, and
and then every once in a while you say something right and amaze me.
and then on other days it just rains.
and then they took Al Gore away in a straight-jacket.
and then they took Bill Clinton away in a straight-jacket.
and then they took Ross Perot away in a straight-jacket.
and there I was--armed with a "cop-killer" potato-peeler...
and there ain't no cure for the summertime blues - The Who
and there are thousands of things i've dreamed/gone in the daylight...
and there was much rejoicing.
and there's no Window's built mailer :-(
and they lived happily ever after in the nostril of love.
and they lived happily ever after.
and they said it couldn't be done.
and they saith unto Jesus "How the #&$*! did you do that?!?"
and they went to sea in a Sieve.
and things that go bang in the night...
and this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
and this is my other brother Darrell.
and this is the part where KYLIE's head explodes.
and this is your brain with a side order of bacon!
and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
and this only my TENTH cup of coffee.
and tired of it.I may have settled in shipping.
and to my Girlfriend, I leave my Wifes car & house.
and to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
and to my loving wife, I leave $100,000 of Doctor bills.
and to the Republic for Richard Stanz ...
and tonight there will be a 100% chance of darkness.
and variants thereof.
and we descend on down from there...
and we never heard of a Tribble tagline, and were ...
and we were told that 'puters would make life easy...
and we'll slip you a couple of simolies." -Tick   "SIMOLEONS!" -Arthur
and weeping fire I shall look upon all the starry universe ...
and what about the technomages ("... my suporters? - NO, your victims)
and why don't we use the replicator to make more Datas!!!
and ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want...Liberal Bible
and ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye wantLibral Bible
and yet another one reads on..
and you can hide you own Easter eggs.
and you should hear them whining about our state flag ...
and you thought you were kinky!
and you're in bidness.
and your out of here<G>
and, Mrs. Bell, you say your husband talks through wires?
and, best of all, its absolutely FREE!!!!!
and, uh, also TFW beta testing time ...
angels bleed from the tainted touch of my carress
annie, hold a little tighter i might slip away
another MS DOS user against fenestration
another matter.
another pane in the glass.
another victim of Asimovoxomatosis...
answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
antibodies          things that uncles are familiar with
any gal of mine...better love my cat...
any goof can READ a manual;it takes a GOD to understand 1
any messages there to another conference, for instance.  That is one
any mistakes or misquotes are purely in my mind.<G>
any moderators in here?  <BANG!> Any MORE moderators in here?
anyhow, I think you already know what I'm going to say, soo...
anything with lactose in it."
apathy has rained on me, now i'm feeling like a soggy dream
apparent:  A large, old, bossy person who tortures youths.
are Dalek of Borg. Davros is irrelevant.
are a Maximus board so you should have no trouble getting around.
are millions out here...
are the MODERATORS dead......?
arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from a Volkswagen.
armed with a fully-automatic .38 special assault revolver...
armed with only ONE magical silver bullet?!
around the world with coffee
as American as English muffins and French toast.
as always, YOUR humble slut
as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket.<R Chandler>
as far as I know, no ones taken a pot shot at the Spirit of..<bang>!!
as she landed next to Data's profusely apologizing head. -Imzadi
as the deaf cowboy rode with his dog and herd.
as the mute wheelwright picked his rim and spoke.
as the noseless fisherman hauled in his catch of herring and smelt.
as useful as a barber shop on the steps of the guillotine. -Edmund
as we dance to the masochism tango - T. Lehrer
ask your sysop for cat on crossnet!
assimilatedRush LimBorg: everyone other opinions are irrelevent.
assuming PPP is available from his service....
astur, Hastur, Hastur! See, nothing happe{2=@~& LOST CARRIER"
at least rats don't have politics.
at least, to some people.  Some of us really don't care. =)
attack from Chang: This is fun...
attoparsec: about an inch (10**-18 * 3.26 light years)
auTOMat - The Innumerable Names Of Tom Servo!
auriferous (sorry about the length)
automatically append (add on to) the old tagline file you now have.
aw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!#NO CARRIER
away, Death hates that.